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Chapter 1: Where are the upcoming Bad Friends live shows?
Hello. Hello. Hello, mate. My. Binge on toast. We're coming to London, England, and Dublin, Ireland. Right. London, England, Dublin, Ireland.
July 18th and July 19th for Ireland. That's right. 18th in London, 19th in Ireland. You guys, come out and see us. Go to badfriendspod.com. Kicks are going fast. They are going very fast. Dublin's about to shell out. Shell out. So, July 18th and 19th, go to badfriendspod.com. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.
What is this shirt that you got in Australia? Look at Bobby got a shirt in Australia.
Chapter 2: What is the running joke about fitting into a shirt?
It's a stress, dude.
You cannot fit in this.
Why can't he fit in it? He's saying that I'm fat. I think you fit in that easily. Thank you, Benny. Do you actually think he can't fit in it?
No, dude. Put it on. A part of him. No, I think it looks exactly.
No, look at this. You clearly can't fit. Take that one off first.
No, I'm going to do it off.
Why do you have to do it off? Do it on. Do you have boobies? On, on, on, on, on. Oh, you look great. Ozempic.
Are you on Ozempic? He is. Actually? Yeah. Why are you on Ozempic?
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Chapter 3: Is anyone in the episode using Ozempic?
He's on the other one. So you can fit in the shirt you bought. That shirt was $9,000. So it's got to fit.
Okay, let's see. It fits. It fits perfectly. It fits good. It's perfect.
Wow, dude. I like it. I'm going to wear it too now.
Wait, are you actually on Ozempic? Yeah, I am. Really? Not Ozempic. He's on the other one. Manjaro.
No, Wugovic. No, but I was on Ozempic too.
What's Wugovic?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Chapter 4: Why did Bobby start losing weight?
No, there is no Wugovic. You just made up Wugovic. No, Wugovic. Hey, dude, we're not as successful as you. We can't afford premium brand. What are you talking about? That shirt was $9,000. I know.
It was $9. Yeah. So, Benny, the reason why, because a girl told me I was fat, and she was not attracted to me when we were making out, and I had to lose the weight.
Why do you keep going like this with your hair? Because I'm emo, dude.
Okay. And you're a musician, so I'm just trying to be cool, dude.
Okay.
What's up, mom?
It's very difficult to get comfortable in this chair.
That's the point of the chairs. I love those pants. Thanks. Are those cowhide?
No, they're... I was shopping with my fiance at... Ooh! Now he's changing again. Ooh! It's continuity. No, we were just saying. Why does everyone have to use these mics? Why can't they find a better system? This is one of the best mics in the game. You've been complaining since you've been here, Benny. Yeah. What are you complaining?
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