Andrew Santino
Appearances
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I didn't want to hear it from you if I went long. That's really... I did not want to hear your bullshit about you going... Because by the way, I did 30 minutes because I wanted to do more time. You wanted to give him the best version of the show. Oh, fancy.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
What are you doing? What are you doing? We were just sailing through this... So here's the issue.
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It was incredible. And then in Auckland, Carlos went to a brothel, which I'm sure is... Can you talk about it? Yeah, of course. We already talked about it.
Bad Friends
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Because you don't eat enough food? Yeah. So your stomach is eating itself. Yeah. That's bile. That's bile.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Do you ever run blood work on yourself? No, I don't do that. You've never done that? No. You honestly do that. At your age, you have to run blood work.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
That's not the same thing. I'm talking about holistic. Your whole body needs to know like maybe you have allergies to something. You can have some stuff going on that you don't know. That's like what hot girls- And I'm not even talking about your breath. I'm talking about separately. You should run blood work, dude, to know what's- I'm talking about your breath. That's right.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
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Bad Friends
Rat Island
And some people are like, how hard do you get, guys? I'll tell you how hard. Bobby sometimes takes it, calls me on the phone, and then puts a speaker up to his wiener, and it's... That's what it sounds like. I say someone at the door.
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Rat Island
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Play this video of him coming on stage in Sydney. This is Bobby coming on stage in Sydney. Jesus Christ. So crazy. Oh my God. Wow. Crazy.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Do I get the Mr. Know-it-all thing now, or is it passed to this fucking guy? That's a great one.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
That's baby know-it-all. Baby know-it-all. I don't even come up with shit like that.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
We know nothing. Yeah. All right, so let me ask you, though, not to stick on this joke, do you go to see a dental hygienist, though? No. You can't just have, you don't? No. Will you?
Bad Friends
Rat Island
This is tripping me out. When's the last time you went to a dentist? For real. Maybe when I was a teenager.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
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Bad Friends
Rat Island
Yeah, I go to the dentist. Everyone in this room goes to the dentist. At the very least, once a year is definitely what you should do.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Why do you ask me so many questions then if you don't want to know the answer? Because you know I got the answer.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
like dip your finger in your butt and smell it no not the pot no no but don't start there yeah don't start there no but i'll like i'll go like this and do that yeah have you done that yeah of course yeah i want to surf i'm see if i'm on track yeah i think we need to get this solved and i mean this because now i feel like it's dangerous are you really throwing up in the mornings oh yeah oh buddy come on that's not good yeah oh that's not good well then stuff's going on it's like indigestion it's a whole thing and mccone knows my pillows have blood on them when i wake up yeah
Bad Friends
Rat Island
McCone, you're not voicing this to us ever? You're not going, hey guys, I think you should know this. Both for the sake of health and comedy.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I'm going to say it right now, dude. I told you backstage. Say it. And I don't know if you really took this to heart, but I mean this. I said, man, it's incredible when you are freestyling on the piano and she's backing you up and just flowing with it. It's extremely impressive. Maybe I'm a fucking... underexposed person to that kind of style of music, but it fucking blew my mind.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Every night I would sit down, when you would freestyle on the piano, and you would just smooth come in, I'm being so genuine to you guys, it's so impressive to me. And maybe I don't know shit about music composition and theory, but it fucking was incredible. I'm not kidding. Sure, maybe, but it was fucking gorgeous.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Over there, we were much tighter. Well, we had 60 cities of practice. We found a groove.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
It was smooth. And we had some incredible people, fans, to help out in the show. We had a woman who was able to squirt breast milk out of her mouth. Into my mouth. Out of her tit, into your mouth. Her mouth would be crazy.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
It was a human milk. Oh, it's human milk. Human milk. And let's see it right here. Let's play a clip there. Oh my God.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
That's so much more than I remember. That's insane, dude. Wow. Wow. Wow. That's all breast milk. That's all breast milk. And those babies are not going to go hungry. That is so much.
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And her husband approved. We asked her. Yeah, exactly. She goes, my talent is that I can squirt breast milk very far. And that's us asking her husband. I'm saying, dude, was this cool? Do you approve? And he was thumbs up all day.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
And I'm dying up here. I'm dying up here. That's how we met. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sarah Snook, who is... Secession. Such an incredible actress.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Yeah. Such a big fan of yours. I have such a crush on her talent-wise. You know what I mean? I think she's so talented.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Well, because she's, you know what, what's funny is when you grow up in L.A. and you meet people that grew up in L.A. that are like actors that grew up here, I guess it's more you have a projection of an idea of who you think they are. You do because you meet some kids that grew up here and they act and it's a thing.
Bad Friends
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And, you know, even though she moved here as a young kid, she kind of grew up here.
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Rat Island
It's really nice to see people feel free and not feel like, because our show is fucking insane. Like, you know, Sarah brought their 14-year-old son. And when they came backstage, I was like, do you want him to see the show? Yeah. And she was like, yeah, I mean, why not? Who cares?
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Yeah. We played the same venue as rocket scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson. And we're sucking on tit milk.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I can tell you exactly what it is because it's a little bit of jealousy is what it was.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
We played the clip on here of you walking out to Sydney to all those fans. Oh, I knew it.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
No, no, no. It's not Matt or Bobby. I said to him, did you get us all coming out to the fucking crowd?
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I wasn't upset at you. I said to him, did you get everybody getting that shot? I got all of us going out. Is that what I asked you? I said, did you get me or Jesse going on stage to the big crowd?
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Interesting. Someone's trying to get under Mr. Nodal tutelage, huh? What? Someone's trying to be Mr. Nodal for the show.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Interesting. Okay. That has no bearing on the fact that he would literally go, I should probably get everybody coming out.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
It's 8,500 seats. Yeah, you're right. You assume. If one of us said, hey, make sure you get this shot, why wouldn't your instinct go, I should get this for Jess?
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I don't. It's over to me. And that will always lay inside of me as something that you disappointed me at. And it turned me. I was extremely upset. I went to my hotel room and I said, not happy. Doesn't care. Doesn't care.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Pretty close. That wasn't why I was feeling that way. But that Dollywood moment almost happened again. Yeah. I had a day.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I had to go to the gym. I had to just walk away. But McCone was a big sliver. A big sliver in my hand. Ow. How do I get this out?
Bad Friends
Rat Island
That's me. That's all me. I know what it is, dude. That's all me molding and shaping the kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what it is. And you know who didn't try on the trip at all? Who? Who didn't put any effort into the trip whatsoever? Carlos. Yeah. Shout out to Carlos. He worked very hard.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
You actually did a phenomenal job. Thank you. I appreciate it. A phenomenal job. Much better than we expected you to do. You went above and beyond. Fancy you didn't do shit. You stayed back and caught up check.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Did not. Did you say thank you? We said it a few times. When? Do you remember? Give me the time.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Love a good lazy Susan. Love a good lazy Susan. And we had, overall, man, every city did what we thought they were going to do. Nobody let us down. Every city was amazing. Every venue was great. And let's be honest. Can we be honest? We thought one of the cities, we both were like, what if this isn't that good? Because of the venue.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
The funniest part is, I literally said, when we fly to Sydney. I did the pattern.
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Rat Island
Well, then I went back there and I go, are you really having a panic attack? I didn't know if he was joking. And then you were just off.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Well, I have clinical depression, so I go into a deep, very dark, low hole. Yeah. I disappear.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
If I'm being honest, if we want to talk real shit, yeah, I get fucking – I have depression. I get extremely dark and low. I think the worst negative thoughts, I'm sure there's fans that have exactly what I have or they do this thing. And I found my only solution – is to not communicate with people because I just feel like I'll be mean or rude. And sometimes I am.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Then I just get snappy because I'm really low and I apologize if I am. And I find that if I can go and exercise or just break away for a second and just kind of Do my own little thing. It helps me reset my bearings. And then I can get back to it. And I've done it a few times with you guys. But that's just... Unfortunately, I think it's a part of my chemicals. Yeah.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I think it's a part of my fucking unfortunate DNA. I'm born with this awful... I don't even know how to describe it. It's awful. It sucks. I'm not proud of it. I'm not, but it also is who I really am. So I think if I service myself and I leave people alone, I can figure it out. I found the tools for me to go, okay. And you know what helped me? I'll tell you this.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Shout out to the guy I met in the gym. I didn't want to fucking talk to you. I absolutely didn't want to talk to you. I was lifting weights, I had headphones in, and he approached me multiple times to talk. And I was being a little mean at first. I was like, what's up? I did that. Oh, I've done that. Like what, what, what, what?
Bad Friends
Rat Island
And then as soon as I dropped my internal guard, I thought, this guy's just a nice guy asking a question. And then I shout out to that guy for some reason that helped me like get back to where I needed to go because I knew this was a test. I don't know what you believe in. I don't care if you believe in a God or not or a universal energy. This was 100% a test from the universe going, watch this.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I was in the gym alone and it was like, watch this. And it put this guy in front of me and it was like, you can either fucking be a fucking grump and be bummed and ruin someone else's part of the tour, the other people you're performing with, or you can take this guy as our little fucking tool. And honestly, I felt great after that.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Something in the universe gave me that guy, I believe that, to be like, look at this happy-go-lucky sweet guy who just wanted to talk, chat, didn't know me, it wasn't like a fan, it was just a guy wanting to chat about something. And I don't know. I wholeheartedly believe the universe was like, deal with this because you got to cut it out. And then it did.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
It like re-triggered my, I got to be good for the other people on the show. It's not fair. It's not fair to your friends and performers and people who support you to bring your shit on other people.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Right, so you threw one, then he just retaliated. But that seems fair. Eye for an eye, smoke for a smoke.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
It's morphing into its own thing. It's like actualizing. Yeah. It's becoming itself.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Interesting. Yeah. I will say this. We had a little talk off camera. People don't know. We're working on, right now, we looked up our analytics. And we, I think, are going to play a show in jolly old England. We're working on going to London for a show. Because our fans in the UK have said, why don't you guys come to us? The first country we went to outside of the US was, well, Canada.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Can we talk about that day? They took away your phone, and you were at dinner without a phone? Yeah. I've never seen that in my entire- I'm not kidding. In the 20 years I've known you, I've never seen you at a meal not on your phone.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Yeah, if I knew you were going to Michelin, I thought you were just going to grab a snack like we've been doing. I didn't think you were going to go to a fucking sit-down Michelin restaurant. I thought, hey, grab lunch. We'll all just grab lunch, and then we'll have a nice dinner.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Smart. Yeah, good for you. And then- Like a fucking idiot. You stayed up the entire flight home.
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Rat Island
Well, I don't like soccer, but that's the other thing. We both love sports individually, but I'm not a soccer guy. But I like that you like it.
Bad Friends
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Watch me, watch me. I said, stay up on the first leg, on the second leg, eat the dinner, and then last as long as you can to match up with the LA clock and go to bed, because then it'll be nighttime. Then when you wake up, it'll be noon in LA when we wake up and get to LA, but it'll actually kind of be our sleep schedule. We'll think it's like 9 or 10 a.m., which I go, that'll work perfectly.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Oh, then I definitely don't like them. Oh, were they really? Yeah. Were they really? I didn't know that. It's awesome. Wow, I didn't know that. So they were the first team to have black players?
Bad Friends
Rat Island
A little bit of blacklash from that. So this is a photo here. This is a photo of McCone in bed with, who is that? That's my mom. Now, what are you doing in bed with?
Bad Friends
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Well, can we print out a real nice one? That looks like shit. I want that one. Okay, we'll give you that one. Yeah. Can I see it?
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What do you guys think? What do you say? Is it close? Is it close? I hate you. I'm bubby mom. I love your mom too so much. I actually miss her and I'm coming out to Phoenix. Can you line it up?
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Wait, is it jetskyjohnson.com? Is that up, your merch? Yes. Right now, go look at it. Let me pull it up. Also, by the way, to the Australian fans that asked us why the fuck we didn't bring merch, I'll tell you why. We hunted for a way to bring you guys merch. Local companies, of course, is what we'd have to use because it would cost too much to ship merch from the United States.
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And all the local companies that we tried to work with, it just wasn't going to work. So that's why. We just wasn't going to work out for us, for you guys. It wasn't cost effective or efficient for you guys to get good merch from us that we cared about to distribute to you. So we have great merch all the time on the website.
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So sorry we didn't bring anything with us, but it just wasn't going to work. Can I ask you a question? Yeah.
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Imagine the fucking whole table just explodes. Lights on fire. You think I should go? I have no plans. From a personal perspective, do you want to come to my house?
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Nobody. My cousin and a friend or two. Yeah, maybe. You come to my house. Yeah, maybe.
Bad Friends
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, my assumption, the reason I didn't invite you to Thanksgiving, honestly, my assumption is you would not want to do that.
Bad Friends
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I was up during the meal. I see him. I watch across the aisle. He's on his iPad, and you can hear him. I can hear him laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I go to bed, right? I wake up from bed feeling good, take a piss. He's still up, still on his iPad, and I know he hasn't fallen asleep. Still giggling. In the exact same position.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
And my wife was like, do you want to invite Bob? I said, yeah, but I don't think he would like this kind of thing. Because I don't know. You know, traditionally.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Yeah. Yeah, I don't want you at the house. I'm going, I'm going. No, go to Michael Bay's, please, please. Now that I think about it.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Stand up. Stand up. For real. Just stand up. You don't have to do anything else but stand up. We can see it. It's an obvious difference. Can you or no? Yes. Be honest. We've said it every fucking day.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you literally can. And also, let's stop plugging Ozempic. It's fucking Wegovi.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
It's the other one. Oh, okay. The amount of people that commented on my Instagram about you, they were let down because they thought you were on Ozempic, and so they were too. Yeah. But now you're on Wegovi, and now people were like, fuck, I got to switch.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
The smeglitude, but it is working. Everyone on tour has said that. There was a few ladies that said that on tour. I mean, it was just true. The truth is the truth.
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Yeah, just don't. Bobby wants it because he wants to be, say it with me. Hollywood. Ripped.
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Jacked. Ripped and jacked. What did you say in the van? You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. And that's the name of the special. You'll see. Be jacked. Absolute jacked and ripped. And you know what? I think you're on your way. I mean, you're definitely losing the weight. Are you late night snacking?
Bad Friends
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Exact same position. Then I go back again. I'm stretching a little bit. I'm thinking he probably is asleep now. Wide awake.
Bad Friends
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Well, because it's kind of hard to, your cock is right there, so they might want to save the excitement for when they don't see your cock.
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I love it though. I want to go back. You want to go tonight? You're going every day?
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Not one hour of sleep on 15-hour flight. Ha, ha, ha. And now what's happening?
Bad Friends
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Yeah, there's a section. It's like men and women. You would go in your own section. Yeah.
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Can I ask you something? Yeah. I'm not trying to start anything at all. Yeah. Are there trans people in the saunas? No. Okay. That's a real. So there was a controversy at WeSpot.
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A trans woman with presence of a nude individual with a penis, most commonly believed as a trans woman. The women's changing area of the spa. The video went viral, attracting significant attention from gender critical feminists, also termed trans exclusionary. Oh, TERFs. Right. And some media, which led to protests and counter protests.
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Some media outlets initially questioned whether or not the alleged incident had been a hoax. they reported again the transgender woman was charged with indecent exposure relating to the alleged incident after four women and one minor girl filed police reports in July. Suspect is awaiting trial on seven counts of exposure.
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And finally, judge ruled that the indecent exposure case could proceed, citing the testimony of two witnesses and the individual in question had partial or full erection. for a duration of 30 to 60 minutes during the incident. That's a bummer. It's a bummer to have a boner. But that spa is phenomenal. I mean, if I could walk around there hard, I would.
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I would rather. You know what? I'd rather this for you. I like this. I know you do.
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You're saying they're just in their removal of the... I mean, because I know that there's always little girls and little boys.
Bad Friends
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It's hard for your kid to see someone else's penis. This kid only sees my penis. My kid sees my penis.
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Okay. You should have did. I remember the moment I see my dad's penis. I mean, what a bummer.
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And look, it's a Korean woman on the photo. Glen Eden Sun Club here in Southern California is the largest member-owned nudist and resort club. I am joining.
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Hello, partner. You know what I mean? No, no, I'm saying retire here. I don't think you should grow up here. I want to retire here.
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Don't you hate laundry? Yeah. Imagine never doing laundry again. And every day waking up, eating naked, swimming naked, hanging out naked. Not worrying about it. You love the Wii Spa naked in the sauna. Imagine if that's every day.
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And because you've got a nice little cock who cares. Run around with it. What's the difference? And they do Toys for Tots. That's great. They do blood drives. I mean, this place is fantastic. Yeah. And look at this. They're plant-based. You can go vegan there if you feel like it. I'm in. Call us up. Call us up. There's just some things you can't do naked.
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Well, I'm sure, I mean, before anything, clothes were probably for fucking warmth. And protection. And protection. And then it became about puritanical fucking ideologies of covering up parts of your body.
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Yeah. Look, they got the first shoe in Africa between 30,000 and 120,000 years ago. Oh, just a small gap. Between 30,000 and 120,000 years ago. Early clothing was made from animal skins and fur and leaves and grass and wrapped, draped, tied around the body. Clothing changed with wealth.
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I mean, I just think like, you know, there was a point when nudity in the summer was chill and somebody didn't like it. Some small dick weirdo was like, we should cover up.
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You know what I mean? Some small dick loser in the community was like, I don't like to see other guys' penises. It's gross. And everybody's like, what are you talking about?
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Right, right, right. Leroy, as soon as Leroy. I don't like when Jermaine comes over for dinner. I don't like it. Your wife is like, what's the problem? He's not my kind of guy. Some fucking huge cock guy moved into a community and then all these fucking insecure dudes were like, we should wear clothing. I don't like that that's out.
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And by the way, that's how Hacienda started. Little community. Where they're like, that's where the Asians are, that's where the whites are, that's where the black dudes are.
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They'd be excited at first. Yeah, yeah. Because we'd look like we're like a group of aliens. Yeah, yeah.
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And different colors, too. Imagine. No. A Korean and a redhead and black eyes. Yeah. You know what I would do? And we start rapping. Right. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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imagine how happy they'd be to hear rap right because they would go yeah they would start going along yeah they would hear the rhythm yeah that'd be cool dude one of the cavemen starts fucking robotting and then they kill us and eat us and wear the clothes if you would you ever eat human if you had or have you if you had to
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What if you got into a plane accident and you crashed in the Andes Mountains, but you still were taking your Ozempic to curb your appetite for humans? Like, you would just- Oh, I would definitely do that. You would just double down on it. Oh, double down on it. Then you're like, well, I'm not that hungry. Right. And everyone's like, how are you? How are you doing this?
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He can't beat me in ping pong. How about this? I can't play piano and he's beautiful. Piano, ping pong. Ping pong, I can beat you. Get a table.
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There's no phrase that's, hey, it's just like tennis. Once you learn, you never not learn. There is no tennis phrase. Yes, it goes to tennis. It's just like hitting a tennis ball. Yeah, yeah. Once you know, you know. Once you know, you know. Yeah, yeah. We did ride a beautiful bike around Rottnest Island and had a gorgeous day at Rottnest Island. We did. Probably one of our best days.
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I'm ready to take a fucking photo. Yeah, yeah. No, but see, this is what I appreciate about you. You waited till you felt like it was time. And guess what?
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That photo is proof that if you wait, good things will come. Because a lot of people got a lot of bad photos of them with quokkas not looking at them. You, on the other hand, have a picture-perfect picture with quokka-pukka-pukka-pukka-pukka.
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The proof is in the pudding, kiddo. If you wait, good things will come. Don't call me kiddo anymore. All right, baby doll. I think it's kind of funny. We got a lot of love down there in Australia and we want to thank- It was probably- Yeah, go ahead.
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Yeah, sorry. Go ahead. I just want to say that I want to thank- Cut me off again. Probably- There it is. Oh. Oh. I want to thank all the fans from Down Under. It was one of the best experiences we've ever had. I mean it. It was un-fucking-real. It was so cool. It was so fun. Life-changing. Life-changing. We had people come to the show that are actor friends of ours that came.
Bad Friends
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What do I care? You already made fun of me half of the trip about it. I got mocked incessantly. Even though what did Andrew provide except for great recommendations for food and hangout spots and cool things to see. But that's okay. But make fun of me more. It's fine.
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You're right. I'd actually prefer it if you did. If you did. Go ahead and make fun of me.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, I'm just being honest. Yay. Do you like the honesty now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They all were like, I don't really care about Bobby. I don't like his stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I said, would you guys like me to go last? Right, right. I'd prefer it. Yeah. Less of him, more of you. But whatever. No, no, I just want to tell you the truth. Whatever the reason.
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If you like the truth. Whatever. I love the truth. No, no, no. If you like this little truth game. I love the truth. They all literally said, we're not fans of Bobby Lee.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Both comedically, personally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I said, that's rude.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Yeah, I don't think so. They go, we're not... That's just not our style. And I said...
Bad Friends
Rat Island
No, it doesn't matter. They're going to see me anyway. They saw me anyway. Because you hate it if I do too much time. You bitch about it every time. So if I go second, then you're not going to complain to me. Right.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
No, no, no. The truth really is. I thought, okay, if they're coming to see, I'm not going to have you get upset at me because I did too much time in the front. So I was like, let me close the show so I don't hear it from you because every show we've ever done, if I do too much time and there's proof in the booth, you do get mad. Are you going to be honest and say that that's true?
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Yes, because you go. Let me ask. Can I ask? I hear backstage you going like this. He's doing too much time. He's always doing too much time. Okay. These guys, they rat you out. They rat you out. Let me say something. Let me tell you something. The reason why. Rat him out. I'm sorry.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
No, but let me stomp the truth real fast. Okay, good. Two things. Real fast. Real fast. One, clearly they never said that about you. You know I'm joking. You know that I'm joking. I just ratted myself out? No, no.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Don't do that. He knows everything. He knows everything, dude. Mr. Know-it-all. Can I finish something? Yeah, yeah. Two things. Go ahead. One, they never said it about you because you know that they're all in love with you. I made that up as a joke. But two, to love. Who? Dakota fanning them? All of them. Of course he didn't! I know, but let me level this. Let me level this.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
To make this even more fair. That is true. I did want to go second because I did not want you to get mad at me about the time. And then, to make both of these things together, these guys will also tell you, the rat fucking scumbag loser fuckheads, that they'll tell you the exact same thing that I say about you when you're on stage. I go, I don't know why he doesn't go second.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
He's crushing and I don't want to go after that. Do I not say that to you? So yes. Okay. So the same thing you say to them, I say to them about you as well. Okay. So, so we're good. We're good. Who are we really mad at?