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Chapter 1: What are some holiday traditions discussed?
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Well, you two are something. We're bad friends.
Oh, you have cookies in there? Oh, my God.
Little chocolate nuggets here, dude.
All from Trader Joe's, dude.
Is that from Teejers? Pass that 10, playa.
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Chapter 2: Why does Rudy try eggnog?
Pass that 10, playboy. One of our favorite traditions is hearing Bobby chewing on the mic. Jingle jangle. Fun mix of favorite candy treats.
Let it rip today, dude. Let it rip. I'm ready for it.
I agree.
I'm so depressed. I get so depressed during the holidays, I can't even. It's a deep depression. You don't get depressed. You love it.
I stay depressed, dude. Let's see if this will make it over the crack.
December 1st is when it starts.
December 1st you get depressed?
All the way until January 5th.
What happens on January 5th? Because the next day is our holiday. Three kings. What? Three kings.
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Chapter 3: What are the origins of the Three Kings celebration?
Chapter 4: How do cultures celebrate Christmas differently?
This name is not Troy? No.
In Troy.
In Troy. Oh, that's what it is. Oh, here we go.
The Greek hero Achilles' only vulnerable spot was his heel. Left untouched until his mother dipped him in the river Styx. That's where the band Styx gets their name from.
Well, that's everyone's vulnerable spot. Their heel? Well, mine's the taint. Mine goes the taint. Taint. It's so vulnerable, my taint.
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Chapter 5: What is the Great British Baking Show like?
Tickly wickly.
I know, but there's probably a layer of skin that's not missing.
There's something about the taint, that area. Do you know what the taint is?
Can you guess what a taint is? It's on your body.
I'm guessing like on your feet.
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Chapter 6: What unique recipe ideas are shared?
No. Well, some of mine's on my feet. Mine just stretches down to my feet.
The vagina?
No.
It's the area between your balls and your butthole.
or your vag in the butthole. The taint is a vulgar slang. That little skin. Yeah, that little gap.
Oh. Not little. Some people have huge taints. I hate the way this is starting. All right.
Let's switch it up. It's not holiday spirit. No, I don't like the way that's starting either, dude. Let's start new. Let's start over. Jingle bell, jingle bell.
Jingle all this the way. Oh, what fun it to ride one whole punch train.
Hey.
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Chapter 7: What are the principles of Kwanzaa?
Chapter 8: How do different cultures view Santa Claus?
Where's the 600-pound vampire that drinks too much blood?
Yeah.
He drinks way too much, and his buddies are going, dude, it's too much.
Yeah, your blood sugar levels.
You just killed a giraffe.
Your blood sugar sugar levels. Or through the roof. That's what I'm saying. Like a vampire with diabetes. Yeah. They never have that. No, they should. Yeah. I don't know why. Well, one would assume it's because they're dead. They don't have to fucking adhere to any rules. So they're going to stay the same shape and size.
Like, do you imagine when you die, will this be the body that you embody in the afterlife? Or do you think you get a new body?
Okay, so this is what I was thinking, my friend. That's a very good question.
Yeah, do you get a new body?
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