Rudy
Appearances
Bad Friends
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I had a massage today. And the woman said, is there anywhere I'm not allowed to touch?
Bad Friends
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I said, I don't want my face. I don't like my face.
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The Greek hero Achilles' only vulnerable spot was his heel. Left untouched until his mother dipped him in the river Styx. That's where the band Styx gets their name from.
Bad Friends
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There's something about the taint, that area. Do you know what the taint is?
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It's the area between your balls and your butthole.
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Some people have huge taints. I hate the way this is starting.
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Is that from Teejers? Pass that 10, playa. Pass that 10, playboy.
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I stay depressed, dude. Let's see if this will make it over the crack.
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What happens on January 5th? Because the next day is our holiday. Three kings. What? Three kings.