Rudy
Appearances
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Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
Go ahead. I've been telling you I'm busy and I'm so tired that I can't watch any show.
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Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
Because you can just scroll. You don't have to think about it. You don't have to actually watch it. It's just scrolling.
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Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
Well, I need a visa. Oh, yeah. Can you buy the five million gold visa for me?
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Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
That's because I wake up in the morning, you wake up at night. We don't see each other.
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Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
No, but... Repa, repa, repa. Repa, repa. Ditto Bob, he doesn't even eat like cold stuff already. You heat it up. No, even then, he doesn't eat leftovers. Once it's like... Oh, my God.
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Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
Sheila? You don't see nothing? Jerome, do you want blueberry waffles?
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Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
My uncle in Germany, who's bigger than you, have to buy the whole aisle.
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Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
I had. My aunt made it for me, but I just didn't know what to do.
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Bobby's Break Up Tips
You boys are lucky. I don't have anyone to complain about me looking like a tumbleweed. My boots smell worse than a rattler's dance. I ain't bothering with no laundry.
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Bobby's Break Up Tips
You coughing, Cole? I say it's a little bit of cold. You boys ain't much different, but this laundry place, hell, it's like a little slice of civilization. Clean sheets, hot water, and the smell of lavender.
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Bobby's Break Up Tips
Living free don't mean you gotta stand like a horse backside, but I do like me some clean socks and underwear. Ain't too proud to admit it.
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Bobby's Break Up Tips
That ain't magic. That's skill. You don't survive out here without knowing how to take care of business. Maybe she's been in these fires longer than we think.
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Bobby's Break Up Tips
Let's get him before she puts a spell on us, boys. We may be cool.
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Bobby's Break Up Tips
A usurpation of Athaliah. When Athaliah, the mother of Ajia, saw that her son was dead, she began to kill off the whole royal family of the house of Judah.
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Korean Joker, Rudy and David Blunts Are Out on Patreon Today
I haven't seen you since last year.
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Korean Joker, Rudy and David Blunts Are Out on Patreon Today
No, because I- No, no, no, no.
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Korean Joker, Rudy and David Blunts Are Out on Patreon Today
I've just been dissecting animals.
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Korean Joker, Rudy and David Blunts Are Out on Patreon Today
God bless you. Rats and earthworms and the crickets.
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Korean Joker, Rudy and David Blunts Are Out on Patreon Today
Yeah, and it's really fun, especially with the rats.
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Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
I had a massage today. And the woman said, is there anywhere I'm not allowed to touch?
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Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
I said, I don't want my face. I don't like my face.
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Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
The Greek hero Achilles' only vulnerable spot was his heel. Left untouched until his mother dipped him in the river Styx. That's where the band Styx gets their name from.
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Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
There's something about the taint, that area. Do you know what the taint is?
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Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
It's the area between your balls and your butthole.
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Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
Some people have huge taints. I hate the way this is starting.
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Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
Is that from Teejers? Pass that 10, playa. Pass that 10, playboy.
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Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
I stay depressed, dude. Let's see if this will make it over the crack.
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Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
What happens on January 5th? Because the next day is our holiday. Three kings. What? Three kings.