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Chapter 1: What are the upcoming shows for the Bad Friends crew?
Hello, hello. Hello, mate. You all right, mate? I'm all right, mate.
We're going to be coming to London and Dublin July 18th and 19th. These are the only two shows we're doing in 2025 together. Yeah.
International boys, we're done.
If you're living in Scotland, go to London. If you're living in somewhere else, go to Scotland.
Right, it's easy. If you're living in Scotland, go to England. And if you're living in Norway, please fly to Dublin. Yeah, yeah, or Poland. In Poland. If you're living in Poland, you probably got to come to our Polish show. We're doing one Polish sausage show. Yeah, yeah. We're not. July 18th and 19th, London and Dublin. Go to badfriendspod.com. Badfriendspod.com.
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts joke about their friendship?
Do you always get drunk on Easter?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. For Jesus. Yeah? Nice try, Jews. You know what I mean?
Yeah, dude. This is the Andrew I like. We got you, Jules. So did you go egg hunting? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you did. Something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was in those little eggs, huh? A little bit of money. Really? Chocolate. Yeah, you and your buddies, huh? Charlie Day, Jason Bateman. You bring these names that aren't relevant at all. Hollywood.
So who did I go egg hunting with?
I have no idea. You're fancy friends. Yeah. Allison Janney. Yeah, of course. Bradley Whitford. The whole cast of West Wing. Bradley Whitford. Bradley Cooper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bradley Cooper. No, Bradley Whitford.
And Jon Hamm. Jon Hamm and I had lunch today. Are you being real? No, fuckhead. Do you know Jon? No. Oh, I met him once. You do? Yeah, one time I met him. Time out. Let's be honest. Yeah, yeah. Are you still mad at Carlos or no? Because I feel like there was a lot of tension from last week.
Yeah, but you know, I'm a forgiving man. You really are. It was really hard to buy him a wand. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I pondered over it for like an hour looking at it. Be honest. Yeah, two hours. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I went, you know what? He deserves a wand. He does. Yes. Thanks, Bob. So, you know, when Voldemort or the Jews attack. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
good boy maybe I regret getting that from McCone but yeah he's going hog wild with it but it is a beautiful thing if you ever would you ever go no you should go with us shut up yeah why wouldn't you go though It's so... I laughed the whole time. Okay, how about this?
Yeah. Will you come to an NBA game? Yeah. No, you won't. I will. You won't. If you get me tickets. Would you come to a Dodger game? Will you sit in a Dodger game?
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Chapter 3: What gifts does Rudy bring to the show?
Oh, dude. Where were you?
Hanging out with friends.
Where are friends?
What? You have no friends.
Dude. Thank you. You went to 15 milk tea shops. That's what you did. You do something weird like that and the dogs need to get walked.
And they cry at night. But they're not being walked. Because of you. Yeah. Because you're negligent.
Sometimes.
Wow.
Oh my God. What a mess, huh? Did you ask for the jar head at the fucking hair plant place? I did. Yeah, yeah. It's a weird... Can I get the jar head from... Wait. Full metal jacket. I want the haircut from full metal jacket. Fence. Yeah, fence. What is it? It doesn't look good. You have to wait. You have to wait. Okay. That's you. That's you, dude. Yeah, yeah. What are you doing?
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Chapter 4: What happened when Bobby went to the Renaissance Fair?
There's Brad Williams. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop, dude.
And then they look like librarians or whatever. You know what I mean? Or like dental assistants. Dental assistants, yeah. And then my friend goes, oh, they're the two biggest OnlyFans. So then I immediately go, what's their OnlyFans? What do you mean? There's two little people? No, they're not dwarves. They're just smaller Asians that look cute and look like... Engineers.
And they're famous OnlyFans.
Yeah, yeah. And so then I frantically, you know what I mean? They're in Fort Cross. I'm trying to get their OnlyFans. What are they? What's their name? Right? I'm not going to say. But my point is that. Please. Ooh, la, la. It was nice, nice, nice. You never can tell. You never can tell. That's my thing.
Are you going to do apps now? You never did the apps.
Like Tinder?
Oh, like, no.
Hinge, Tinder, Raya. Try it. Raya's yours, right? That's what you're on?
Yeah. You can get it probably right, but I don't like the guys on Raya. To go get on, you know, cause fan ass.
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