Carlos Herrera
Appearances
Bad Friends
We Bring Down the King
I didn't smoke weed today. I smoked last night. Last night. Weed. Of course. Yeah.
Bad Friends
We Bring Down the King
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.
Bad Friends
We Bring Down the King
No, this is like one in the lexicon. It was in White Lotus, I think.
Bad Friends
We Bring Down the King
Yes. You lied to me. You know what I did? You lied to me. No, I got you on a technicality. I went into the hotel and I said, Bobby, I'm not drinking. Why? What do you mean? Because I need something on this earth.
Bad Friends
We Bring Down the King
That's such a projection to me. You don't. I only Xanax and Lexapro, which those are prescribed. Those are called pills, dude. But you get them at Walgreens.
Bad Friends
We Bring Down the King
But Bobby's being like, oh, I'm Mr. Sober and I know everything, but he's also real.
Bad Friends
We Bring Down the King
I don't think rats should get in trouble for having a little bit of cheese.
Bad Friends
We Bring Down the King
You're gaslighting me, dude. You're trying to get me resentful. Look, we know you're not high now.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
There it is. Carlos? I think he wanted to show what a good comedian he was in front of his friends. Okay. Yeah.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
It was just in a hotel room and there was like a closed barrier. Like when you walked into the left.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
So she was like, go shower. And so I went and showered. Like I faked it a little bit.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Just shower. I don't want to double soap it. It's just too much. Sorry? Sorry.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's the hint. I had a lot of mints in Australia. I always had some on me.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
No, because you're so strict on people about wearing jerseys and making them afraid of being posers that she should have just been able to wear without studying.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I can't tell. So I see him every day. You can totally tell. You need to take more. Oh, my God.
Bad Friends
Life As an Uggo w/ Andrew Schulz
It was the same day because Gene had been dead a day when they found him.
Bad Friends
Life As an Uggo w/ Andrew Schulz
Yeah, because the more famous you are on the show, the faster he'll come back here and hang, something he never does.
Bad Friends
Life As an Uggo w/ Andrew Schulz
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.