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Chapter 1: Who are the bad friends?
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
What state is this in?
This is in Michigan. In Michigan. Smashing beers on his head.
Are you being recognized? Are you recognized there?
No. I didn't get recognized once. Not one time there? Not once. You gotta be crazy. Did I get recognized at all?
A single time.
Not once. At a college frat party. Not once. And look at this. That was the stadium. That's called the Big House in Michigan.
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Chapter 2: Where does this episode take place?
One of my favorite movies now. What a movie. Where do you find time? In the Mood for Love, dude. Look at this thing. Two chinks in love. That's what they should have called it. No, no. I'll tell you about this movie. Two edamame? This movie is so subtle. It's so subtle. And in the beginning, I was like, oh, I'm done. I hate this. It's boring, right? I don't even know.
So halfway through, I'm like, what's going on here? But when you figure out what's going on, it's just so nice. It's about forbidden love, dude. The kind of love that you and I have. It's so forbidden. No, it's bidden. No, it's not.
It's not bit ended.
It's ours is very, it's about two people that they know they can't link up. So they never do, but there's such love there because they're married or something.
Yeah.
They're both married. Right. Right. And it's like, what do they work together? No, they just, they're neighbors. Oh my God. That's an angel. And their, and their couples are, are cheating. And they went to Japan. They took a trip to Japan. And so now these two are in this complex living next to each other. And they reenact how their spouses got together. So they would...
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Chapter 3: Why didn't I get recognized at the event?
go through the dialogue and scenarios and stuff right there. And then through the process, they fall in love, but at the end they don't link up. And it's like, it's so sweet. It's like, I have fantasies of like your pink butthole, right? And my penis, right? And it's vibrating. Yeah, like shivering. And mine's shivering, right? But it doesn't enter.
That's what we have. It can't. It's unforbidden. And magnets are both the same charge. Exactly. You know what I mean? It just keeps missing. I want to switch the maggot.
The maggot? The maggot. Is that what you call your penis? A maggot? It's sucked in, but I don't. Can't be. You and I have the same thing, dude. It's forbidden love. We're both pluses. I'm a minus. You know what? How did I think about it? I'm a minus. You're a minus too. I'm a minus too. No, you're a minus too.
So does this guy, his neighbor, the woman he's actually in love with, does she look like his wife?
Here's the interesting part of the movie. You never see their couples. You always see the backside of their back or their voice. You never see them because it makes the audience not have any sympathy for them. And so you're only focused on these two. And then like six years later, there's one scene where this dude goes, what are you laughing? Because that's gotta be something funny coming up.
Oh, this is all boring? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. One scene what?
No, no, forget it. No, no, I'm teasing. No, you're right. It's a comedy podcast and this is not a film analysis podcast. Wait. So I won't say it. I get it. I'm joking. I don't think you are. Please. I think I'm meandering. I like the meandering. Okay, I'll tell you that. I meandered about Michigan. We can cut it out. I'll tell you. I'll tell you what it is. No, I meandered about football.
You don't care about that. I know, I listened to that whole Michigan, Michigan. It was like five seconds. I don't know, I didn't like it. All right. You know what I mean? I don't like that. What was that? What was that? Him on the shoulder, drinking, drinking. Let's go. Jealousy? Not jealousy.
Jealousy?
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Chapter 4: What is 'In the Mood for Love' about?
I like being out in my backyard by myself on the lawn chair like I do with a cigarette. And I long for love.
That's a wish can be true.
That's a wish I can be true.
Say it right!
Say it right! In my mood, I'm in a good mood, I'm in a love mood. Say it right!
Would you say when you're sitting on the lawn with your cigarette on your lawn chair, it's more that you're shorting more so than longing. When you're on a lawn chair, your legs don't go to the bottom, do they?
They don't.
That's so funny. How hard is it for you to lift the back up?
Sometimes I can't even lift it.
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Chapter 5: How does forbidden love play a role in relationships?
Fuck!
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I mean, you know, but when you watch a movie like In the Mood for Love, you know, there's another movie I saw recently, Amelie, is the same kind of love, but they get together. They end up together. In the moped. That's the old style. You end up together. Yeah, yeah. But when they, you know, when you, if you watch a movie like Amelie, it's that whole tease.
You love the tease. You don't miss the tease? I'm sure you do.
Yeah, but also, the game that you have to play right now seems exhausting.
It's so exhausting.
It seems like it's such a- It's so hard. What a game.
It's a game of death.
You know, like McCone. It's like that Bruce Lee movie. McCone learned a lesson the hard way in Detroit, didn't you? Tell me, tell me, tell me. Why didn't you say that, bum?
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Chapter 6: What are the themes of longing in love?
To make fun of him.
Please watch him. All right. Should we get one more student or no? Do you want to just talk a little bit? All right, Alex, you can jump back out. Thank you. You're the fucking best, Alex. Alex was great. Your vibe is great. Your personality is great.
Love you. We love you. Let's do one more interview, maybe.
Are you picking another person? Great. Well, let him go. Yeah, let him go. Are both the mics turned on? They're roommates. Yeah, we've heard this game before. Yeah, we're roommates, Dad, I promise. Sit in that chair there. This guy I really like. This guy, your vibe I like. I remember you. You walked in first, right? Grab the microphone.
Grab the mic, put it right to your mouth. Remember to vocalize. Are you nervous? Get closer to the mic to your face. Sounds like the old days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get closer to the mic. Are you nervous?
You seem nervous. Well, this is, yeah, I get it.
Are you nervous? A little bit.
Yeah, a little bit. So what year are you guys at school? Freshman, both of you?
No, I'm a grad student.
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Chapter 7: What are the dangers of love and desire?
Her bad.
So they start arguing and they're getting taken out. It's getting bad security.
What are they arguing about? Oh, about the phone.
One of the trans people was on their phone and the black man or woman was yelling at them.
It was the guy.
The black gentleman was yelling at them saying, you were on your fucking phone during Romulus. I wanted to watch the movie.
The guy was not helping any matters. He was making like dumb comments, like, oh, like, you're not a real woman or something like that. Whoa.
He was thrown in you're not a real woman.
Yeah.
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