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Chapter 1: What are the hosts addicted to?
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You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.
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Chapter 2: Could we be heading towards World War III?
It's a new year, by the way.
It is a new year.
It's a new year. Any resolutions that you got coming up?
Oh, my God. You have no idea what you're saying right now, dude. You have no idea. Can we say Resolution City? You're in Resolution City? Yeah, that's right. I'm in Resolution City right now. Let's break it down. So I'm going to work on some other addictions.
What are they?
Are you my therapist or a cop? Both. Okay. Okay. So officer, I have, I do some strange things that, this is not funny, it's just real.
No, real is good.
So there's this Netflix, you know how sometimes you go to Netflix and there's mobile games you can download? Oh yeah. Okay. You're thinking, who's this for? You know what I mean? I download all of them, right? But there's this one game that I play and there's like 10,000 levels, but I only play one level a thousand times. Eight hours at a time, just sitting there on my kitchen counter.
And the level's like two minutes and it's the same basic level. It feels like a Candy Crush. It's one of those like puzzle-y games where, you know what I mean? You line things up.
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Chapter 3: What considerations are involved in writing a will?
I'll tell you, I had to, I got a good feel. I got a good cry this morning. Big time. Whenever I want a real good cry. What do you see? I watched that Ian Wright video with- With the teacher. With Mr. Pigden.
Yeah.
I thought you was dead.
Yeah, yeah. What a great video.
I'm very much alive, Ian.
Yeah.
And he goes- Someone told me you used to. Yeah, that's a great fucking thing. I cry every time. Yeah. I watch, if I need a good cry, watch Ian Wright reunited with his primary school teacher, Mr. Pagan.
And why do I love that you not love that?
Well, he's the most prolific goal scorer in Arsenal's history.
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Chapter 4: Why do people have big heads?
Thank you.
And he said, you know what he said in it that was so powerful, that really moved me in a way? Two things. He goes, he was crying and Ian said, Mr. Pigden said... it meant more to him that Ian Wright played for the country of England than when he flew over Buckingham Palace. That was more important to him, that someone he coached played for England. Wow. And then he said he turned to Huggum
And he was like two steps down. They were in the stadium. They were up in the stairs. And when he hugged him, he was below Mr. Pigden. You know, like he was hugging his waist almost. I saw that.
I saw, yeah.
And he goes, and I felt like I was seven years old again. I was a young child being embraced by someone, a father figure. Dude, I was, it gets me. Wow. Every time.
Every time. But when whites. Oh, what about the whites? What about the whites? What about the whites? There's so many good things to say about the whites.
Not lately, dude. I know.
Lately as of not know. You know what I mean? But, you know, what I'm saying is over the history, you guys get a bad rap.
We do get a bad rap.
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Chapter 5: What is the story behind the Korean kite?
What do you think? I don't know where they are. Like a one good Korean that like helped. That's a great movie. One good Korean. Oh,
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of which, did you see the guy that snuck into North Korea, took video of the traffic cop with his phone? Did you see this? No, I didn't see it. By the way, they're going to get this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is what I think about these guys. You're off your head. They're going to get you, dude. They're going to come find you and kill you.
Did he go back to South Korea? Then they can't find him.
No, no, no. He left North Korea and went somewhere else. I don't know where it is. It was on TikTok this morning.
How do we take him out? How do we take him out? Kim Jong-il. Un. Un.
Do you want to take them out?
I do.
See, here's my thing.
Because there's millions of people that live there and they're in poverty. And it's like, they still believe that we're getting ready for the war with the US.
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Chapter 6: Is everyone on Ozempic now?
But with like Russia, they could in China, but them alone, they're like- What did you just say?
With Russia and China, they could.
Oh yeah, but I thought- So what are you talking about?
Of course they can.
I thought you meant just them.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of revenge fantasies?
It'd be like- Yeah, but Russia and China give them- No one acts alone other than Germany. And look how that turned out. So now the axis of evil could reunite and start another war. And why wouldn't they? Honestly, why wouldn't they? The time is now.
It'd be awesome.
They're ready. I'm ready to go, dude. Let's go. Blow this whole thing up. Let me ask you something. I want post-apocalyptic shit.
If there's a World War III and you and I were called in, there's a draft, and we go, we need everybody.
Everybody? Yeah. Even Carlos.
Even Carlos.
And McCone.
Yeah. Yeah. But he is at whole duty.
Those guys are inside, yeah.
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Chapter 8: What happens when Bobby goes to war?
Yeah, that's like working.
But we don't put dicks in, we put bombs in there. Oh, that's cool.
I was going to say, like Notre Dame football, they slap a sign that says play like a champion as they go out onto the field. They all smack it. It's funny, every soldier before they go to war, they just get to stick their cock in Carlos's mouth. He's just standing next to you. He's like, go ahead, boy.
Anyway, would you be in the same platoon as me?
I don't think they would put us in the same platoon.
Well, you think there's an Asian? No. What are you talking about?
Oh, just no, no, no. Strength and skill. Strength and skill. Strength and skill. No, dude. You'd piss me off today, dude. Am I? I'm just... No, I would call my agents. No, dude. You'd never get in this. We'd never get in the same category. That's crazy. No, dude.
platoons are they're like this is the no they have a mix have you seen no shut the fuck up have you ever seen Saving Private Ryan there's a mixture of different people you know what I mean of it there's the one guy that's scared like you know like the fucking in Saving Private Ryan the guy that plays the interpreter even though I don't know Chinese yeah you'd be the interpreter yeah but I'm just saying there's gotta be something that I can do I'm the Dennis Hopper character like the eccentric you know what I mean yeah amen you know what I mean war is globalization whatever I don't know
I say things, you know what I mean? I don't know. What do you think? I know you'd be one of the crazy boys in the bunch. Yeah, but would you not push for that? I wouldn't want to. There's no way that I could. I wouldn't want you in my platoon. But the whole time I'm at war, I'm like, what's Andrew doing? I have to write you letters? I'd be missing you. That'd be so much fun. I'd see you from afar.
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