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140: Revenge Bytes
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Darknet Diaries
140: Revenge Bytes
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The Joe Rogan Experience
#2192 - Raanan Hershberg
Robinhood is introducing forecast contracts so you can trade the presidential election. Through Robinhood, you can now trade financial derivatives contracts on who will win the U.S. presidential election, Harris or Trump, and watch as contract prices react to real-time market sentiment. Each contract you own will pay $1 on January 8, 2025, if that candidate is confirmed as the next U.S.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2192 - Raanan Hershberg
Robinhood is introducing forecast contracts so you can trade the presidential election. Through Robinhood, you can now trade financial derivatives contracts on who will win the U.S. presidential election, Harris or Trump, and watch as contract prices react to real-time market sentiment. Each contract you own will pay $1 on January 8, 2025, if that candidate is confirmed as the next U.S.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2192 - Raanan Hershberg
president by Congress. Learn more about the presidential election contracts on Robinhood at Robinhood.com slash election. The risk of loss in trading commodities interest can be substantial. You should therefore carefully consider whether such trading is suitable for you in light of your financial condition. Restrictions and eligibility requirements apply.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2192 - Raanan Hershberg
Commodity interest trading is not appropriate for everyone. Displayed prices are based on real-time market sentiment. This event contract is offered by Robinhood Derivatives. A registered futures commission merchant and swap firm. Exchange and regulatory fees apply. Learn more at Robinhood.com slash election.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2192 - Raanan Hershberg
president by Congress. Learn more about the presidential election contracts on Robinhood at Robinhood.com slash election. The risk of loss in trading commodities interest can be substantial. You should therefore carefully consider whether such trading is suitable for you in light of your financial condition. Restrictions and eligibility requirements apply.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2192 - Raanan Hershberg
Commodity interest trading is not appropriate for everyone. Displayed prices are based on real-time market sentiment. This event contract is offered by Robinhood Derivatives. a registered futures commission merchant and swap firm. Exchange and regulatory fees apply. Learn more at Robinhood.com slash election.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2214 - Shane Smith
Robin Hood is introducing forecast contracts so you can trade the presidential election. Through Robinhood, you can now trade financial derivatives contracts on who will win the U.S. presidential election, Harris or Trump, and watch as contract prices react to real-time market sentiment. Each contract you own will pay $1 on January 8, 2025, if that candidate is confirmed as the next U.S.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2214 - Shane Smith
president by Congress. Learn more about the presidential election contracts on Robinhood at robinhood.com slash election. The risk of loss in trading commodities interest can be substantial. You should therefore carefully consider whether such trading is suitable for you in light of your financial condition. Restrictions and eligibility requirements apply.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2214 - Shane Smith
Commodity interest trading is not appropriate for everyone. Displayed prices are based on real-time market sentiment. This event contract is offered by Robinhood Derivatives. a registered futures commission merchant and swap firm. Exchange and regulatory fees apply. Learn more at Robinhood.com slash election.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2214 - Shane Smith
Institution. If I'm anywhere near that area, I'm eating there 100%. That place is sensational.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2214 - Shane Smith
the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2214 - Shane Smith
Hey, Joe, it's the replacer. Yeah. No, you. Hey, I'm going to take it from here so you can enjoy some Call of Duty Black Ops 6. Great. Now, listen up, folks. Life can be chaotic, but you shouldn't have to miss out on the latest Call of Duty just because you've got, I don't know, responsibilities. That's where I come in. I will handle the boring stuff like works, chores, even podcast ads.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2214 - Shane Smith
So you can dive right into the fight. Call of Duty Black Ops 6 is out October 25th. So dive in because I've got your back. Remember, I replace you, Blade. It's that simple.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2214 - Shane Smith
And he goes, do me a favor, Mr. President, if you're ever selling arms to people who hate us- jot it down it's pretty good it's pretty good it's like he goes make a note put it on your refrigerator yeah
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2214 - Shane Smith
Robinhood is introducing forecast contracts so you can trade the presidential election. Through Robinhood, you can now trade financial derivatives contracts on who will win the U.S. presidential election, Harris or Trump, and watch as contract prices react to real-time market sentiment. Each contract you own will pay $1 on January 8, 2025, if that candidate is confirmed as the next U.S.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2214 - Shane Smith
president by Congress. Learn more about the presidential election contracts on Robinhood at Robinhood.com slash election. The risk of loss in trading commodities interest can be substantial. You should therefore carefully consider whether such trading is suitable for you in light of your financial condition. Restrictions and eligibility requirements apply.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2214 - Shane Smith
Commodity interest trading is not appropriate for everyone. Displayed prices are based on real-time market sentiment. This event contract is offered by Robinhood Derivatives. A registered futures commission merchant and swap firm. Exchange and regulatory fees apply. Learn more at Robinhood.com slash election.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2214 - Shane Smith
Hey, Joe, it's the replacer. Yeah. No, you. Hey, I'm going to take it from here so you can enjoy some Call of Duty Black Ops 6. Great. Now, listen up, folks. Life can be chaotic, but you shouldn't have to miss out on the latest Call of Duty just because you've got, I don't know, responsibilities. That's where I come in. I will handle the boring stuff like works, chores, even podcast ads.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2214 - Shane Smith
So you can dive right into the fight. Call of Duty Black Ops 6 is out October 25th. So dive in because I've got your back. Remember, I replace you, Blade. It's that simple.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Right. I think I would like the rich part. And then I would just do something with animals. Oh, there you go. Yeah, I love animals. Yeah, I know you do. People forget. I can tell. But like...
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, Marshall is so beautiful. Like, if I ever go bald, I told you I want, like, a wig. I don't know how white women are now just wearing Golden Retriever's wigs because it's beautiful. His hair.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, everyone thinks white people smell anyway. Who gives a shit? You remember the first time you heard that black people thought white people smell like dogs? You're like, we love dogs.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Oh, yeah. Really? They always think we smell like dogs. It's like, try hurting my feelings.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
All I know is black people think white people smell like dogs. Wet dogs don't get wet.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I think it's more than one black person saying it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Well, I hang out with a lot of black people. Maybe they always say it to you.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I'm like, that doesn't hurt my feelings. I love dogs. Yeah, dogs are great. They're amazing.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
No, but if you get one of those hairless ones, you have to clean their nails and their skin and stuff.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
What do black people smell like when they're wet?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, but you ever see what they're doing in India?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, Ari's the best. But he's also so autistic, which is why him even producing my special was so good because he's so focused and he knows exactly what to do.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Love stand-up. He's the best at not killing seats for the show. He is the best person for that.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I was there for it. I opened for it. It was so hot. And he taped it in June. It was so hot. I was on stage. I did like 15 minutes. I'm like, oh, it's really hot in here.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Probably. I'm sure there was some like there might have been a fire marshal they had to hire just to make sure.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But even if the whole place goes on fire, what's he going to do? He's like, well, there's a fire. What's he going to do?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Right. So what is he going to do? I mean, you would need so many fire extinguishers.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
What if it gets a hold of like the curtain? Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
That'd be fun if there was a fire. What a stupid idea to put your fucking candles on stage. That'd be amazing.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
What's crazy, I was with him in, I guess it was Charlotte when the whole Colby thing happened. And he was sick. I was like, oh, we were on the road. I was like, just go to sleep. And then I wake up and I'm like, what did you do? I was like, you're sick. You're supposed to go to sleep. And then I was like, oh, Ari.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And then the funniest part is people are like, we're going to kick your ass if you're ever in North Carolina. And he's like, I'm there. They're like, all right, well, if you come to where I'm at, we're going to kick your ass.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Sure. I also don't think he knew. He didn't know the daughter was there. He was just doing it about Kobe.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, I would think that he – I've heard about him having big parties.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
What's funny is the Uber came to pick us up the next day and it's like just like a black dude picking us up. And he's like, I got to go to the bathroom. He takes us to like a transient bus station. Uber guy? Yes. Oh, God. And I'm like, does this guy know? It's a setup. I'm like, are we going to get murdered? The guy leaves for like 20, 30 minutes to take a shit. No way.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
If he would have not had that flip phone, he wouldn't have done the Kobe stuff.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, he doesn't regret it. Have you talked to him?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But he didn't mock the daughter. He just mocked him. It's true.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
So I asked him, do you regret doing it? He's like, no. Of course he said that. And nobody really, like people were upset. That's the whole thing with cancellations. People are upset for like two, three days and then they forget.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Bridget sent me that thing about the FEMA person who got fired because if you had a Trump, yeah, if you had like a Trump thing on your. Can you imagine that? I know, but it's like if you have any signs, that means your house didn't get hit hard by a hurricane.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Any sign. But that's what I'm saying. If you have any sign.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
If your roof came off, you think that sign is going to be there?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Oh, I know. But I'm just saying what's funny to me is like if you have a sign and it didn't lift off the ground, like how hard was your house hit? Could be flooding.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Oh, absolutely. I don't I'm I was making a joke. Like if you have any sign there and it survived a hurricane like your house is probably fine.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Also, I want FEMA funds to go to the fire festival. Like that's all our money should be going through is white guys trying to run a festival who fail.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It was never – It's just weird, too, because he always had the white parties where you have to wear all white, and I just feel like that's the worst color for body fluids.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Because he wants to be cool. You know what I mean?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
He wants to party with people. But didn't he get like famous people to go? I think a lot of people pulled out.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
No, but who was the guy that was like, not Jadakiss. Ja Rule? Ja Rule was doing it with him. I mean, if you have Ja Rule on anything, it's not going to be well.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I think he was just like one of the faces of it. I don't know if he put money in it or not.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I don't know. He was there. They brought all these influencers out. I mean, listen, if he pulled it off, it would have been pretty good. I mean, he did have everyone post at the same time, like, what was it, that orange box or something? Oh, yeah. So, like, everyone saw it, and they were like, oh, what's this? And then all these, like, rich kids are there, and they're, like, crying.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, honestly, the Fyre Festival was for all of us. That's what it was.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
For all of us to see all these kids crying in these FEMA tents, and it was amazing. Yeah. It was amazing.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Maybe that's how he kept track of who he fucked. That person's already gotten it. That person's already covered in disgusting stuff. That's how he kept track of it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Oh, my God. I hope the cartel finds out. This year?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Who the fuck is going to... Who's going to Mexico for a fucking fire festival? That's crazy. Just go to Cancun. It's so much closer. Yeah, yeah. Fire festival.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, that's all. Everything's about an Instagram post.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, they do that. I was in CVS and they were doing a sketch and everyone's like, you got to get out of here.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, there's a bunch of people with cameras and they were trying to do a sketch and they were screaming and this girl was like, this girl behind the counter is a nice girl and she's also like a little bit slow. So she's trying to get these people out of there. It's just like chaos. I get why people steal in CVS because nobody helps you and you're like, I will just steal.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It's just you're better off stealing than waiting there for somebody to come help you. It's just a nightmare.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Well, that's where veterans go to work. They send you back.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah. I mean, you could get famous opening like unboxing videos. Like, I mean, if you could do that, why wouldn't you want to do that? I mean, I'd have a kid just to see if they could do that.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It's like, why even go to school if you can just unbox a video? Look at this.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
If you're from another country and you're like, why don't we just bomb America? That might be. That's crazy.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I've seen those cars, but there's no one operating them and they're just driving.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
What's interesting is the retail and the home health aides, they're the same people doing both jobs because they can't afford to live just one job.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah. I mean, it makes sense. People are making a ton of money off of it. That's why people are like filming every single thing that they do.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And also if it's like something crazy, if somebody's fighting, like a fight. That helps. Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I watch it too, but sometimes it's so monotone. It's just one monotone person to another monotone person.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
He is. And he's actually still kind of good looking. Like even for an older dude. Yeah. Why not? He's still so good looking and she's just so miserable. Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, listen, I've watched the Kardashians. I get it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, I wish Kris Jenner was my mother. I mean, the way she's made these kids so famous. Like, could you imagine telling your kid to fucking have a sex scene and then release it? Do you think that she did that? Yeah, she absolutely did that. For sure? I think so. Really? I'm pretty sure. Hmm.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I think she did, and I think it was the smartest thing she could have done for all their careers.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Go watch it. You would never think a mom would put that out there, but it was pretty brilliant. My mom would never do something like that for me.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Sure. Yeah, it takes an unconventional woman to, like, release your kid's sex tape.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Ray J was more famous than Kim when they did that. Right. And now Ray J's like nowhere. If his mother also was on top of it with Chris, he could have been a bigger star too. Nobody gives a shit about Ray J anymore.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
He's a good-looking guy, though. He's got a big dick. He is a good-looking guy. Got a big dick. I assume. You know, I never saw the video. How dare you lie to me like that right to my face? That he has a big dick?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I didn't. I saw the video, but I didn't see his dick in it. What did you see? I think I saw it too late. I seen it years later. I seen it years later. I checked it out too late when the dick wasn't in it. What?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I think the dick was eventually removed. Come on. I don't know. I've been searching for it pretty hard.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Why is it blocked in Texas? That's the weirdest thing.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Okay, I guess. Well, I'm going to go home and search it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, we broke up eventually. He was also a little autistic. And then he went to see a sex therapist and I think they were fucking. So I guess she fixed it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, that's what he told me. I don't think he was like lying about it. What a bitch. Yeah, but you have to like, it's like any other addiction. You have to like stop doing it. I didn't even know he had it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But like with porn addiction, you're so used to, like he would have like 300 screens open at once, so one person to him is boring. So that's what porn addiction is. I'm exaggerating, but you need a lot of different things open, and it probably has to get more and more progressive for you to get off.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, it doesn't matter what color you are. America does not want a woman in charge.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But that's why I think you have all those screens open. You're watching all of it at once.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I don't know. He didn't tell me, like, the specifics of it. We had been broken up already, and we, like, remained friends, and he just told me that they started sleeping together.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, if I was in prison, I would try and fuck all the guards. What else are you going to do? I would do everything. I'd become Muslim. I would become trans. I would do everything I could do in prison.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
If you're there for life, I'm down to do everything. I'll do license plates. I'm going to do hair. I'm going to cook. I'm going to do everything there.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Well, also in China, they all live in like tiny boxes anyway, which are prisons.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I'd rather be in prison. How do you get in prison?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Well, Hillary had a lot of experience, too. She's been doing this for a long time.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, that is basically just Xi'an. That's what they're doing in China.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But it works just as good? It does not work as good.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
That's why you need Riot, so you can steal the stuff. It all comes back to that.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
No. Kamala Harris is just not good. She's definitely not good at interviewing either.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
To make sure your refrigerator's not doing something.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
What's going on in there? What are you doing? How many ice cubes have you made?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Is there a correlation between them, like, stopping killing baby girls in China with making all of this stuff? Or they go, like, let's keep them alive so we can have them- No, I think they just woke up and said, we have, like, 85% men. Right.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
They have to keep fucking all these guys. Yeah. There's not enough women.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You talk to him on WhatsApp? Yeah, I talk to him on WhatsApp. What does he say?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, but he didn't start out rich, though, did he? No.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, but some people are rich and their families had money the whole time. That's weird. Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day of course it's pretty tight is it tight you mean no no nice like tight nice nice i feel like they're gonna sue me for the shirt i don't know do you sell it i'm trying to
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Sure, but if someone asks you a rogue question, then you have to be ready to answer it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You're so rich where you're like, I really want to fuck shit up for everyone.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Sorry. No worries. It happens all the time. I'll clean it. I'm a woman. I'll clean it. I know my place.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I kind of love it. I kind of love that this guy's so nuts.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And then you're like, I'm just going to stop water from happening. I love somebody that thinks they can do that much damage to the world.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
That's fine, but imagine blocking out the sun. That's crazy. Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I've never had it. It's nasty. I bet it's disgusting.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Just eat legumes and whatever you're going to eat.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Just like, well, I'm still alive. Yeah, that would be funny. Right. That's what she should do. If she could be funny. Well, I'm a person.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It's pretty healthy. It's very healthy. It's like vegetables and all that stuff's pretty good.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Right. I mean, you have to be close to a bathroom, but it is pretty good.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I guess you just feel left out. Like what is the point of pretending to eat that?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Not if I'm dead. I could talk about it until I'm dead.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Gross. It's all gross. Just eat a burger or eat beans or whatever you can eat.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It can't be healthy to manufacture it like that.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You ever see what tempeh looks like? Oh, it's nasty. I know. My friend was eating it one time. I was like, that looks disgusting.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And tofu doesn't taste good. I mean, I know it picks up the flavor, whatever it is. But on its own, it has no taste.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I was surprised she didn't come on the podcast a little bit.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Do vegetarians not eat any vegetables either? Aren't there some people that believe all that's- Oh, fruitarians.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You still have to be better off having a fruit juice over a Diet Coke. Or not a Diet Coke, a regular Coke.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
There's plenty of fiber in there. Okay, so let me answer this. If you're drinking orange juice, how come your body doesn't recognize that as an orange?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I only have fruit, but other than that, I don't have any cookies or cake or any of that stuff.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I feel better. I mean, I lost a ton of weight. You did. You look great. Thanks. How much did you lose? From the last time I was here, probably like 45, 50 pounds, but I also was working out too.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
They do, but, like, I have a friend who's, like, losing weight. It doesn't matter how much you weigh. It doesn't weigh on your joints. And I'm like, you know that's, like, not true.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I know, but you just kind of have to let people think that because what am I going to do, fight with you about it? Just, okay, fine.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It doesn't make a difference how much you weigh, like, on your knees. A guy or a girl? A girl.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And I was like, okay. I was staying at her house too and I was like, I'm not gonna fight with you about this.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But I think your knees are just like, we need a break.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And you would have been the best person for her to talk to because you're not going to attack her. You would just ask her questions, but that's the problem. I don't know if she'd be able to answer those questions.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But if you're walking around that much, you're going to lose a lot of weight to lost that much weight.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And just walking up the stairs at the belly room, he lost 300 pounds? Just once, one time. One time? That's crazy. Why are we not having all the fat people walk? Wow.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Well, the thing is with, I mean, a lot of people that get those surgeries, you're not, if you're not figuring out the reason why you're overeating like that, it doesn't matter. You can still gain the weight back if you eat small meals all day long. I have friends that have gotten it and you just eat small meals all day long.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And you're just still gaining the weight back. Yeah.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
No, but if you eat little meals all day and graze, you'll gain the weight back. I know people that have had that surgery and you're like, oh, you just gained a lot of your weight back.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Right. It's like the same way people abuse anything. Right. If it's alcohol or sex or drugs, you know, it's the same thing. Right. You're trying to like numb out and feel a void. So if you don't actually address that, you're not going to just stop eating.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
My dad was a gambler, and he made no money. It's the craziest thing to be a gambler when you have no real money.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, you're a way better dad. It wouldn't be better if my dad was gambling and he was like, you know, he was a mailman. You can't do both of those things at the same time.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
No, because you keep going until you eventually lose everything.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I have heard other people say that. It's so good. I got to watch it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
My dad, for a while, my dad was like taking money from his pension, which like, yeah. So when he died, there was like really not that much money. My mom was forcing him to go to Gamblers Anonymous while he was also still gambling.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
If you don't really want to stop, you're not going to stop.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
That's why I stopped eating sugar. Because once I start eating it, I can't stop. So then once it's out of your system, you don't crave it anymore.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Are they still in prison? No. Oh, okay. Then they're fine now. Prison really builds character. You go in there, you really figure out what kind of person you are.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Doesn't sugar also just like a breeding ground for cancer, like when you have cancer? Oh, yeah.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, for sure. You're just like in a brain fog.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Well, because isn't it like if you're eating stuff that's high in carbohydrates like that, doesn't your blood sugar drop really quickly and stuff?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
If I was eating like a lot of sugar, you almost get like that same hungover feeling as if you drink. Like I've had that where like if you binge eat sugar and then the next day you're like, oh, my God, I feel so hungover.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Cake is so fucking good while you're eating it. I know.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
That's how my dad felt gambling on the horses. He's like, this feels so good. So they would send us to Catholic school, and he would not pay tuition. And then they would call me in to talk to me. Oh, no. And I'd have to go talk to my dad.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Sure. And it's like, why are you doing that? What are you trying to numb out? Because God knows what he was. You know what I mean? Like everyone's kind of trying to fix their problems from their childhood or they're not.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It like spikes. Like you're just like that feeling of like winning and then that feeling of losing.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And you're like, what the fuck are you doing? Right, because that's the thing. You're chasing that high constantly. I had a friend who's a huge gambler, and he lost so much money, and no matter how much he gambles, if he's up $15,000, he's still chasing that $8 million loss. So it doesn't matter. He's constantly chasing that big loss.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And no matter how much he wins, he's like, yeah, but I still lost all that other money. So I'm going to keep chasing this.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And also, if you're super rich, you just have more to lose.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I know, because I don't really know how to play blackjack or anything. So I'm just like, I'm going to lose all my money.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I would like to learn, yeah. I did learn blackjack a little bit. My friend was teaching me.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
The weird one to me is someone who puts all the money on the red or black.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It is, because don't you have to get the number? How do you even bet on that? It's such a chance.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I don't know. I just imagine like the feeling you get putting, say you put a hundred grand down and then you lose and you're like, no, that's my children's tuition.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
For the most, I mean, casinos, like there's one in Yonkers in New York. It's so depressing. It's just all old people that are there on disability just sitting there and they're doing that thing. The slots. The slots and you're smoking. Just having something exciting. I know. Just waiting to die. It's very sad. You're waiting to die. Yeah.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
My mother told me that my grandmother was like a big gambler and she also didn't have money. It's crazy when people who are poor gambling and she would lose the money all the time, like the rent money. My grandfather used to hit her.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And I was like, I guess he didn't hit her hard enough because she kept doing it. It didn't work. She just kept doing it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You really are Italian. I didn't even know you were Italian.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
That's gotta be the whole time, where you're just like, should I do this number, or should I do that number?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, do psychics work? Because wouldn't you think they could predict the numbers?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I'd be a fun kill, though. They just come to the Bronx. It's so easy to just kill me.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Would you want to know the day you're going to die if you could find out?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Because then I would just take a lot more chances.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Sure, but, like, I would probably do a lot of stuff now if I knew I was going to die at, like, 70 or 80.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Because then I would try and see if I could die before. Just, like, run across the highway.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
George Washington Bridge, if I was going to do it. That's the one? That's the bridge to go off of.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I'm sure they do. But you got to do it when it screws enough people like Labor Day weekend or something. Just hold that traffic up.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Do you ever see that documentary about the people that live?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It's interesting because some of the people that lived are like, as soon as you jump, you regret it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Just go on the ground and look for them. What are we doing up here? Why can't I go over the bridge?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
One time I got hit by a car, a drunk driver, and they shut the highway down. All the cars are there, and you kind of just are like, it's amazing.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It's kind of weird. You guys aren't picking your kids up. Yeah, sorry. Because this drunk driver decided to hit me.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I had a drunk driver hit my car and then asked me if I would help them push their car off the highway.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, he was so wrecked. How drunk was he? I don't know. He went away in handcuffs, but he had an Audi. It wasn't even his car.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
He was undocumented. Oh, Jesus. I don't even know. Did he have a license? I don't know, but it was crazy, the whole situation. He was like, hey, can you push me off the highway? I was like, probably not.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Everyone is texting all the time. I would rather drive with drunk drivers than people texting and driving. Because they're always all over the road.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Of course. And then you're also not paying attention to the other people who are texting and driving.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It really is just like chaos. Maybe I'll get home. Maybe I won't.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Probably. That would be a good idea. But then you also need people to die because we're just too overpopulated. That's where fentanyl comes in. Exactly.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I'm giving them fentanyl. Because it's, like, a nice way to go out.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But the thing is, it's like— I never see Narcan anywhere.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Well, you have to spend a lot of money on mental health. Right. You have to care about the veterans. I have a whole joke about this on my special about how we don't really care about veterans. And I've dated a lot of veterans that come back, and they're so screwed up.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And a lot of them end up on the street, and they're crazy. But they need a lot of mental health, and you have to kind of figure out how to go back into society.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I've dated several veterans and they're crazy, understandably. You can't go to war for eight years and then come back and work at Target. It's just not a way that that happens. So you would have to be willing to help veterans. You'd have to spend money on mental health. But the problem is doing those things doesn't really yield a lot of money. So people don't want to waste their money into it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Also, everyone's like, well, they can go to a VA hospital. It's like I've seen how hard it is to get services from there. And that's a person that's not really crazy and messed up from war.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
So it's like you're making it so hard for these people that go and serve the country.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Even for depression, I think people take it. They microdose.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But that's the thing. I feel like I know what was probably wrong in my childhood. I know that, but it doesn't fix me.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I watched a documentary. I guess it was about the Sackler family.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I don't know. There was a couple. There was one on, I think, Hulu, and then there was one also on Netflix.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Go watch my Netflix special. Yes. The Dark Queen.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, just because I'm used to it. But I got to tell you, like, your club is amazing. I love it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I would definitely film something. Well, we love you, too. Yeah, I would definitely film my next one there.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I'm going to be moving here. Oh, shit. I'm going to come here probably like a little bit in December, and then I'm going to L.A. to promote The Dark Queen, and then I'll be here in January. Oh, shit. I know. Nice. And I'll be seeing Marshall all the time.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
He's telling everyone that. He goes, well, fine, just be a feature the rest of your life. I was like, all right, Ari, I get it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But Ari's excited for the special. He's like, I think everyone's going to be really upset. I was like, I hope so. Listen, I want people to like it, but I also know that it's trigger topics that people are going to be upset by.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But that's the thing. I think people think I'm trying to be dark. It's just kind of who I am.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, yeah. My uncle was a hell's angel. Everyone's crazy in my family.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, and I had a friend in grammar school that killed himself and we all went to the funeral and then went out after and all of our sense of humor is so dark. And you're like, oh, that's also where I got it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah. So, like, it's just that's kind of passed down, I think.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Anyone that has like a high PTSD. EMTs. Anyone that has a high, what is it, PTSD.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And I date a lot of guys with PTSD. That's your thing? And then I just give them more. It's a cycle of PTSD where all should be hospitalized and institutionalized.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, I've had people like that. I think the tour preparing for the special was hard because it was just people coming out that didn't know my sense of humor. And if you don't know that and you're taking a chance on me, I'm not like that person to take a chance on. Right. Or I think sometimes they're like supporting a woman and I'm like, I'm not the right woman to take a chance on and support.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I've had people walk out. I did that military joke in Texas, and like 20 cowboys just walked out. And I wasn't even saying anything bad about the military. I'm like, we just don't care. We don't care about them.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But they hung in so long through the show where it was like- That one was it? Yeah, it was probably 50 minutes in.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It's interesting because both sides have woke things they're upset about. Oh, yeah. You know? I walk people about Ukraine, the Middle East. I was doing jokes about the Middle East and this lady was like, next.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But like if you're willing to believe a wild story like that, how about believe this other wild thing could happen too?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
What is Jesus going to be doing anyway? Well, who knows?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It was all things I knew. What did you find out?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
That's crazy, and there's no one to clean up the bodies.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, I know. Your wheelbarrow is getting stuck in someone's head. I know.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I guess that we get to do stuff that's sometimes so dumb. And people are just fighting to stay alive.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Well, it's because we also have photos and everything of it, right, from like –
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Like when I first started watching The Walking, what is it?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Walking Dead. You're like, I can't believe they just did that. And then two episodes in, you're like, oh, this is normal to me. Yeah. And it's got to be kind of what it would have been like back then. You watch someone's head get blown off and now you're like, oh yeah, that's just like a Tuesday.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Right. You can't imagine not doing that if that's all you say.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, I mean, I think if they're, like, catapulting dead bodies, it's like, who cares what you're wearing?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You really could survive if you were just somewhere by yourself. Yeah, you could. You. I don't think I could, but I think you could survive.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Sure. But if I had that same stuff, I would be dead and you would thrive.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
What if they're starving? They won't eat like a person?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, why wouldn't you? Because they eat plants. Yeah, but like a bird is kind of like caviar to them, probably. Probably. Like, mmm, delish.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But also a bird can fly away. It's kind of their fault. Yeah.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Survival of the fittest. You're dead. You're now dead.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Why wouldn't you put your bird's higher? Why wouldn't you put your bird's higher? It's on the mom.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You think so? Yeah. They know the guns are coming? Yeah.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You could just eat it in one gulp. Yeah. Who knows what happened to the kid?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Imagine like your kid survives cholera and then it just gets eaten.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah. I think I would learn pretty quickly if I threw my shit out the window once that, like, that's not great.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, I watch a video where there's like a parade and they're just throwing shit. Like that's part of the parade.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I'm sure you don't think anyone's mixing human shit in at this dung festival.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, their teeth look so white because they're covered in shit. They're just covered in shit.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, you see this and then you're like, you know what? It's not that bad that we're doing unboxing videos.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
They are content creators, but they don't know that. They don't know that we're watching these videos. I mean, can you imagine just being in there and just throwing shit at someone?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It seems like in this day and age. I don't think that's an old video either.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You said Amazon. I just thought of Amazon that I order stuff from.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I just want regular Amazon that brings, I order stuff from Amazon that's like a $3 thing and somebody's driving to my house and dropping off like whatever it is, floss.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But it's like so, I'm spending such little money for stuff that someone's driving to my house to drop it off.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But that's the fun you get, and you're like, this could be a TV. This could be an iPhone. It could also just be toothbrushes.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I've seen them, yeah. People just stealing videos for Christmas.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, now TVs are worth nothing. They're worth nothing.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I remember that TV right there, the silver one, where it comes with its own stand, kind of.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
That's where you go over to the person's house. That person has the Super Bowl party.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I remember when I was a kid, I got a Sears credit card and I just bought my ex-boyfriend at the time rims for his car. That's what you just spend your money on.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
We should go to the one in Puerto Rico. We should bring Tony. Let's bring Tony. That'd be amazing. First of all, Puerto Ricans were not upset by that. I mean, I'm sure some were, but my friends were like, I'm still voting for Trump.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
No, but most people didn't care. They're like, I don't care.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, I think honestly most people right now, their main concern is like they can't even afford groceries.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
So they're like whoever I think is going to help me with that. Listen, I don't know what is true or not true, but like people who are like I can't afford to feed my kids.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It did. Well, didn't that guy get shot, though? Yeah, he's dead. Yeah.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But, I mean, what else are you going to do in prison?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Listen, you can do that if you want, but most people right now are like, I can't afford to pay for groceries for my kids. I don't even have kids, but people are like, I can't afford to buy groceries. Of course. People who are making more money now are like, I can't save any money.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Okay, but at some point – Not have someone tell you what to do. I'm going to want to do hair. I'm going to want to cook at some point. Like, you just do need a routine. Otherwise, the time – how many books can you read every single day?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah. I just also like these teachers that are just like spending all their own money for supplies. It's like, what are you doing? Crazy. Why do teachers not have supplies for kids?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And you're right. They are the future generation. So if they don't have food and they don't have they're not like being instructed and, you know, learning stuff and you have these schools where there's so many kids to one teacher.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean homelessness, the veterans. Let's just pick education.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You shouldn't have a teacher that needs to buy supplies.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Figure that out. I mean, they just want more money for prisons.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
If you don't spend it on education, then you could just have these people have to turn to crime and put them in prisons. And that's how you'll get money.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Was Reagan's wife the one that was called the throat goat?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You just need a schedule kind of just to like, I don't know, that just helps your day go by. Like even if you hated it, you still need, like when I was on unemployment for a period, I'm like, I'm actually very bored. You know what I mean? Like you like it for a couple of days, but you need that routine to kind of like, I don't know, if I was in prison, I'd want a job.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
That's not necessarily a bad thing. Good for her.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
They're just throwing bodies on fire, and then also there's throat goat glasses.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You'd probably put shit on their balls so you couldn't smell what their actual balls smelled like. You're like, I'd rather smell straight shit than listen to that. So gross. That has to be the worst mouth.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, I mean, they're probably cleaning a toilet and also your asshole.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Do you think P. Diddy is in prison waiting for the Clintons to just kill him?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You have your hand on your balls. And you're just fucking now frozen in time like that.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I don't know. Those people. Yeah. That looks that's on the way down.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Instantaneously. Somebody's like, that's Bob and Tom.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
When I was in Hawaii, I think one of the volcanoes did go off.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It's like, hey, I'm going to get volcano insurance.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
What's weird too with stuff like that, anytime it's like an adjuster, if you get the right adjuster, they can do whatever you want. But you have to get an adjuster who's going to do it. Like I used to call and do like appeals for health insurance stuff. And if you kind of sweet talk someone, they might just put it through for you.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You have to just keep calling back until you get an adjuster that's going to give you what you want.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Right. Or like your car is totaled and we're going to pay for it or we're not.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, my first car I had was like a Ford Tempo. And I remember the steering wheel like came off in my lap as I was driving it. And I was just like picked it up and just kept driving.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
My dad also would just like want to paint a car. So he would just like start painting a car and prime it, like half of it, and then he would give up. So we'd have like a two-colored car as a child. It's like so embarrassing.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, poor cars are not good. All the time. And then my mom got into a car accident and then we got a car with that money.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
The Ford Tempo was like five grand. It had like bright red pleather inside. Bright red platter. I remember, yeah, I was driving that car, me and my friends on the highway, and I'm like, oh, the steering wheel just came down, but it's still connected. So I just pick it up and, like, make the turn.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I don't know. It just, like, fell in my lap when I was driving. And I just picked it up and, like, still drove it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
My dad, though, knew a guy who would just keep passing that car.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. It's a person that's not an adjuster, but if you know them, they'll do it for you.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I think there'd probably be a lot of riots. Like, I don't know, what else would you do?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, but I mean, there's so many things like that. Yeah.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
All about knowing a guy. It's all about like what you can get away with.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
New York City is disgusting and I've lived there my whole life. I hate it, but I can't imagine like living anywhere permanently for the rest of my life.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I don't know. I'm not sure. I mean, I can't live here during the summer. I can't do it like flying roaches. Whatever those things are, I just can't. I'm out.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I just see them out. It was like 105 degrees here when I came last June with Ari, and it was just like, we were in his house. He got a really nice Airbnb.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, I was thinking Trump might not win and there was going to be a bunch of riots and I would be able to just get, like, a free computer. Like, I was kind of hoping for that.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, I was in the room in the bathroom, and there was one like this big.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Sure, people eat people. It doesn't make it cool or right, but you can eat whatever you want.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Anyway, I go to get Ari to kill it, and he's like, oh, it just flew. I'm like, what? That is like a new fear unlocked. It flew?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Maybe. It might not have been a roach, but like, forget it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, I just remember being out like outside on like a bar here and they were just.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
No, I want it for free. Listen, a free computer is better than a computer you have to pay for.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I can handle the heat over those bugs. Just stay away from the bugs.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Sure, maybe I'm in the poor places, but their bugs are just, I can't deal with the flying.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I don't care about that. I mean, yeah, it's not great, but those big things, I can't.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
No, if they're rioting, everything's for free. That's the rule.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Oh, what I'll miss about being here as opposed to New York?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Why are they not eating the cicadas also? That's pretty cool, though.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
What else do they eat? They can't eat just mosquitoes. Mosquitoes.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But that's what I'm saying. During Black Lives Matter, I lived by a CVS that was getting broken into all the time. I had shampoo and conditioner for years.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
He lives in, I guess, the country, and he's trying to put up those places where bats will come to eat the mosquitoes. I guess you put up those little bat houses or whatever, put pheromones in them, I guess, and he can't get them to come there because he has a lot of mosquitoes because he lives by a lake.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Well, yeah, I don't think he's going to get these bats.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Do you know what I need? I need an expert for pantry moths.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, I have pantry moths for the last three months, and I can't get rid of them.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, why not? I was in there when it was happening.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Is there still new stuff to find out about bats?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Wink. They're all jokes. Wink is a lot. Listen, I was just supporting Black Lives Matter, and that's how you do it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It's going in your mouth. What a crazy turn of events.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
So you can't play in that shit like you can play in cow shit.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean that orange crocodile looks pretty cool. That's a pretty dope looking crocodile. I'd like a pair of boots.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, that's pretty much how it is in every CVS. And white people don't buy sunscreen because we want to be dark. So no one's stealing it or buying it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Imagine going to Jamaica for spring break and that's where you go.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I only want a dragon if it's going to just have fire come out of its mouth.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I never watch Game of Thrones. I know. How dare you. I know. It's so good. I keep trying to get into it, and I can't.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I didn't watch it. I have no idea. You didn't watch it either? Could you not get into it?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
People do that and they're like smoking cigarettes. It's like, what are you doing? Just get cancer.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Oh, yeah. As soon as I came in, he was just, like, biting my sneaker.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah. Like, if he was a person, he'd be a dictator. He's, like, nuts.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
No, no way. He'd be killing people with the shit sponge, just plunging it right in their throat.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Imagine how bad your life has to be. Yeah, I think you're like, I'm just going to off myself with this shit stick.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Imagine you don't die right away either. You definitely don't die right away. You're just like ingesting those fumes.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It's like smelling salt. I bet that shit wakes you right up.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I thought it wasn't even that close to me. It's like chlorine, but the most chlorine. So I worked at a place that did abortions. It was like an OBGYN and they used to have that stuff to wake people up.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You want to try it again, don't you? No, I don't.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I'm not a gambler. I'll give you a couple minutes. I'm not a gambler.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
That's crazy because I didn't even have it that close to my face.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You get into a car accident and you want to get more money. You just do that for whiplash. Take a couple blasts of that. What is that stuff? It just smells like ammonia.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, I've smelled it before, too, but, like, that is very strong. It's the strongest. It was, like, here, and I smelled it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
How do they like get it in crystal form? No. Okay. You do first.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I don't care. I'm not going to breathe in it. I'm going to lie. I'm going to pretend I'm doing it. You did it. You had the full experience the first time. That first time was, like, brutal.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
You don't think you would die from that right away? It's ammonia.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
No, I just feel like these pedophile rings have to cross points, you know, at some point.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Probably not. People who were eating Tide Pods don't.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Remember when they were locking up detergent because kids were eating Tide Pods? We were like, I don't know, man. If you're eating those Tide Pods, you deserve it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It's also interesting because one time we were at the cellar and Louie kept telling me that I needed vitamin D because I'm so white. And I was just like, is that a real thing? It just sounds like dick. I was like, wait, what? Yeah, you need vitamin D. I was like, is that like a real thing? Yeah, you're so white, you need some vitamin D. So you need to get fucked by somebody.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Tide Pods is probably one of the top. I'm lucky Tide Pods weren't around when I was a kid. You would have definitely been eating them.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
They do feel cool though. They're like soft. What is in them? Detergent.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I think they probably knew it pretty early and they were like, I'm betting on this game though. Let them keep it in each other.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
What about football people, like, you know, concussions and stuff?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Right, because this guy's like the sign of strength.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
That's the only thing that's going to keep me alive.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, it makes sense. People that are homeless are just like fingering themselves all the time. There must be something to it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, I bet he wasn't a good time to be around.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Sure, but they also are like, I want to stay alive. I want to prolong this homelessness. Keep me alive as long as we can.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, that's better than the people that have traumatic brain injuries and become pedophiles. True. Like, definitely pray for the mathematic genius.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Oh, no. Your joke was about somebody taking medicine.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
And what did you say, you lost like $600,000 or something?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But then when he stopped taking the drug, he was okay. He got back to normal.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It's crazy to stop doing that and then you're like, wow, I remember all those dicks I took. That was a crazy time.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, all of the homeless people on 6th Street are just fingering themselves constantly.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It's just crazy that both of those things are like the same in this guy's head.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Didn't they make that happen on Aaron Hernandez?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But all those people that have those high CTE counts, they're not killing people either. Some of them are. Not a lot.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I think you're out of your mind. You have to be out of your mind. You're like, who cares?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah, that's what I was going to say. He wasn't playing as long as some of these other people.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
It's crazy, too, that you just keep playing football because you make so much money from it.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Right, so he might have been a little unhinged to begin with.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
There's a fine line. There's a fine line. Between genius and brain dead.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Do you hear that? Do you remember that story? I don't know if when Mitch Hedberg did his special for Comedy Central, it took so long because he was, like, bombing the whole way through. Do you never heard that?
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
I mean, he's like a genius, but like his special, he was not doing well and they kept filming it and like finally he's like sitting down on those stairs because I think he had been at it for a while. And you watch that special and it's like hilarious. He's like a genius. So funny. But like, yeah, in the room, it just was not going well.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Right. That's not a great person for you to follow.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Well, what's funny, too, is like Louis, you know, directed and he's like, let's do this thing. At first he was like, let's do this thing where nobody knows you're filming a special. He's like, you know, you're just going out there and like, you know, usually half the crowd loves me and half the crowd doesn't. So I was like, let's do one show like that.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
and that show i tapped down to the hallway and it was so brutal i left that the first two shows we did i was like the first one was okay and the second one was so brutal because none of them knew who i were they didn't know i was doing a special they just thought they were coming for a regular show and i'm up there for an hour and people like there was like seven people that liked me but like we all left so dejected like louis was like i can't even watch this
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
and Ari I seen Ari being like so depressed and then I went home that night and I was like I'm gonna have to quit comedy oh my god and then the next two shows the next night were amazing but like yes I'm not for everyone yeah you're not for everybody not even my biological father
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
But you have an I first, this funky I. But everyone always thinks it's an L, so that's why I was like, we need to use a font where it's an I. So it's A-D-R-I-E-N-N-E, and then the last name's I-A-P-A-L-E.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Like, okay, obviously we're not going to help homeless people. Like, there's no money in helping poor people. Like, let's give them all fentanyl. Clean up the streets. Do the kindest thing we can for them.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
Yeah. If I'm on the street for longer than a week, please kill me. It's not going well.
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#2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
How many CEOs were like, I was on the street for years. Zero CEOs. And then I got some vitamin D. Well, how many CEOs enjoy life?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Hey, Joe, it's the replacer. Yeah. No, you. Hey, I'm going to take it from here so you can enjoy some Call of Duty Black Ops 6. Great. Now, listen up, folks. Life can be chaotic, but you shouldn't have to miss out on the latest Call of Duty just because you've got, I don't know, responsibilities. That's where I come in. I will handle the boring stuff like works, chores, even podcast ads.
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#2226 - Theo Von
So you can dive right into the fight. Call of Duty Black Ops 6 is out October 25th. So dive in because I've got your back. Remember, I replace you, Blade. It's that simple.