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Chapter 1: How does daylight saving time affect your energy levels?
Daylight savings can hit you right in the face. Comes out of nowhere. How do you regain that energy that you lost from the time change, huh? That's where five-hour energy comes in. They have made the one-hour energy. A tiny little pick-me-up for getting through the day or days ahead. A tiny little bottle and very big energy.
You guys, I would not be standing here right now or sitting here without it. My body does not move without energy shots. You know what I mean? Because I'm a sloth. Right. And I don't move to the rhythms of the universe.
Chapter 2: What is the benefit of energy shots for busy schedules?
Look, man, you're working long days. Maybe you got a family. Maybe you have ancillary secondary jobs. You got all sorts of stuff going on in life. And that's why one hour energy shot has been our secret weapon. It helps you get over those little bumps, those little humps, those little dips in the day. It is quick and effective energy. It provides a feeling of alertness and energy.
And snap, snap, snap. What are you looking at? Come on over here.
I love these shots, man. Sometimes I'm super tired and I've got to perform in front of thousands and thousands and thousands of people. I get a shot of energy.
Chapter 3: How do comedians use energy shots before performances?
Check out the one-hour energy shot and conquer your day. Visit 5hourenergy.com to find a retailer near you and try the limited-time one-hour energy shot. One less hour in the day, challenge accepted. Apparently, you guys were talking a lot of shit when I wasn't here. That's what I heard. You don't know yourself? I heard you guys talking a lot of shit while I wasn't here.
Chapter 4: How do the hosts handle gossip and defend each other?
Not even here to defend myself, you guys are talking shit. It's interesting.
Uh-huh.
Because when people talk shit behind your back to me, I always defend you. I say, he's not here to defend himself. Don't say that stuff about him.
It's so funny because when I look in the mirror, I look at my character defects as well. So I know what my problems are. You don't know what your problems are?
I know what your problems are for sure. I know what yours are. But whenever people talk shit about you and I hear it and I catch wind of it, I grab it.
Yeah. I know where you store it in your heart.
And I said, you talking shit about my dog, dude? And they go, oh, so sorry, man. And I defend.
I never talked about your dog. I mean, your wife. No, I'm kidding. That's crazy.
Is that your bit? That was crazy. Is that your bit?
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