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I have these shades. You know why? I'll save this gold. Hold on.
Because the future's so bright. You got to wear shades.
Oh, nuclear war.
The flash, you know, 59. Oh, yeah. It's good. Protection. I heard get under the table as well. You remember that in high school? Did they do that in your high school?
You're younger than me. Okay, yeah. I'm 47.
They used to tell us, get under the... I'm 10 years older. Yeah, my parents, they did that too.
Oh, yeah.
They told you get under the table. They did that surprisingly long. It's like a mask for COVID. It's basically the same thing. That is not working. Getting under the table is so dumb. It's a fucking nuclear blast that annihilates buildings. You're saying getting under my stupid desk with the clamshell?
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