The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 04 Mar 2025
Blueberry season is on its way and this Summer, prepare for that special vacation to Disneyland by clearing out your tired old mocktail recipes, your social calendar, and your stomach contents! This week we're making our signature non-alcoholic weight-loss aperitif, "Katya's Berry Bad Decision". It's a refreshing, subtly sweet concoction filled to the brim with blueberries, mint, and regret; all mixed together to get you the Summer beach-bod of your dreams! Ingredients: ▢ 1 cup blueberries marinated in E. coli ▢ ½ cup fresh mint leaves ▢ 2 tablespoons lime juice ▢ 1 tablespoon honey ▢ 2 cups seltzer water ▢ Ice ▢ Lime and mint sprigs for garnish Preparation: Place unwashed blueberries, mint, and lime juice in a cocktail shaker and muddle. Add ice, honey, and seltzer. Shake vigorously to blend. Strain into a mason jar and garnish with a lime wedge and mint sprig. Sip slowly while listening to Russian electro-pop, and stay within 10 feet of your bathroom for 24-48 hours. If you're 21+, try VIIA and enhance your everyday today! Head to: https://viia.co/BALD and use code BALD to receive 15% off and free shipping on orders over $100! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Get your gut going today with Ritual's Synbiotic+! Head to: https://Ritual.com/BALD today to get 25% off your first month! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What inspired 'Katya's Berry Bad Decision' recipe?
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Yeah. I hope that they all... Get food poisoning. No, I don't. I hope that they do get black mold though. And I hope that they do have to. But not both at the same time. It's inhumane. It's just too much. This episode is brought to you by Ritual. Recently, I went on a road trip up the California coast with my friend Laser Star Muffin, who designs bespoke toothbrushes for celebrities.
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Chapter 2: Why should you always wash your blueberries?
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Hey, y'all. It's AD from Love is Blind. Y'all ever wonder what really goes down in the group chat? Well, this is the place where we add you to the chat. Welcome to What's the Reality? Y'all, this is a brand new podcast where we talk all things love, relationships, pop culture, and get the tea on your favorite reality TV shows.
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Chapter 3: How does food poisoning feel and what are its effects?
Sure. So I watched the movie. It was a lovely movie. You loved it. I didn't love it, but I did like it. Okay. She turns into a frog. She kisses the frog thinking that she's going to cure the frog and she turns into a frog herself. Oh, it's like Shrek. Kind of. Frog Shrek. Frog Shrek. Frog Shrek. And then I've been watching 90 Day Fiance.
Every few years, I kind of come out of a coffin and I go like, I got to catch up. Because I'm not following it season to season the way I do like Love is Blind where I'm like, the new one's out. Let's go. But 90 Day Fiance, the K-1 visa, these people moving across the world with 90 days to decide if they're going to marry someone. It's just crazy. It's just crazy. I don't even understand it.
So this season, I was watching season nine. There is a gorgeous, very surged trans girl named Nikki, and she's dating a guy. He's from Moldova. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes. And he's a personal trainer, and they're so hot for each other, but obviously they're very open about some of the physical incompatibilities they have because I think he has kind of like some mental blocks about her body. Okay.
So he's like, I think has feelings for her and affectionate toward her, but has a hard time like... Going down on her. I feel weird whispering it because she talks about it on the show. Okay, okay. That's fine. You don't have to whisper about it.
And that's like, oh, that's complicated because we're dealing with a language barrier and sort of like this trans amorous sort of push and pull of like- Does he know that she- He knows.
And that's a- He knows and he- She's so strange. Well, this is what I- People are so weird.
This is what was interesting. On camera, he's fine doing huggy, kissy, emotional intimacy. But then they talk about having some barriers in the bedroom, which-
in my peripheral experience the men usually have blocks with the emotional stuff but they want to fuck all the time okay right i don't know so like it's interesting because i think he obviously has feelings for her in the series but has kind of his own blocks about her you know being trans then you add to the the mix like the third layer of like this is filmed on television it's filmed on television which is which is weird because there's cameras around and
shows them in bed cuddling kissing but i guess he has a hard time with that just seems so like having emotional intimacy on camera is so much deeper than sex to me i don't trust anybody who's on tv right you know well and that's an element that i like about 90 day fiance too it's like a lot of these people come from other countries they maybe are in love and they do want to move to the united states but they're also an influencer yeah like they are a lot of them
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