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All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster with Trixie and Katya

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I believe in one god, the Noodle Almighty, maker of marinara and meatballs, of all pasta visible and...

Employing Pillow Talk to Build Intimacy with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 11 Feb 2025

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Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

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Thu, 23 Jan 2025

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The Queen Mary's Evacuee Jerk Game with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 21 Jan 2025

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Escaping L.A. with Six Wigs and a PS5 with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 14 Jan 2025

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Kelly Mantle's Trixie the Cable Girl Nightmare with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 07 Jan 2025

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Men Lie for It, Women Cry for It:“Noodle Madness!” with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 31 Dec 2024

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A Holiday Sausage Express Delivery with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 24 Dec 2024

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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie

Tue, 17 Dec 2024

What happens to a dream deferred? A dream filled with tight outfits, latex boots, and furs? A dream ...

Bruce Vilanch's New Hyundai Has a Blind Spot with Trixie

Tue, 10 Dec 2024

If one were to print out all of Bruce Vilanch's writing, acting, and producing credits on a dot-matr...

Repressed Theater Gays with Joe and Andrew from the Good Children pod with Trixie

Tue, 03 Dec 2024

As we struggle to recover from the annual ritual of shoving Aunt Grace's bone-dry turkey and lumpy m...

Gretchen Felker-Martin's Cornucopia of Horror with Katya

Tue, 26 Nov 2024

Author, Film & TV Critic, and all-around Horror Sommelier Gretchen Felker-Martin joins Katya from th...

Megan Stalter & the Hotness of Kindness with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 19 Nov 2024

Good morning, and welcome to the annual meeting of the National Association for Supporting The Yuck,...

Timothée Chalamet: An Alien Who Lives Amongst Us? with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 12 Nov 2024

Have you ever stared up at the stars, considered the shocking vastness of space, and asked yourself,...

Nicole Kidman Presents: The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 05 Nov 2024

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The Bitch is Back and She's Got Cake with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 29 Oct 2024

After nine guests and eleven episodes' worth of meandering stories about historical colon blockages,...

Joel Kim Booster's Atlantis Cruise Matinée Nightmare (Part 2) with Katya

Tue, 22 Oct 2024

It's the 4th day of your all-gay Atlantis Cruise. You just left the Bahamas and the bed of a sexy Na...

Joel Kim Booster Loathes Katya's Movie Recommendations (Part 1) with Katya

Tue, 15 Oct 2024

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Jimbo Interprets Katya's Dreams with Katya

Tue, 08 Oct 2024

What does it mean if several drug-addled hopheads break down the door of your beautiful three-story ...

Sapphira Cristál's Chicken Carbonara For Two (Part 2) with Katya

Tue, 01 Oct 2024

Step 1: Locate an impossibly gorgeous man in South Boston who's family owns an Italian restaurant. F...

Sapphira Cristál's Mermaid Erotica (Part 1) with Katya

Tue, 24 Sep 2024

MEN SEEKING MERMAID/MERMAN (Pacific Ocean Adjacent): Here for a naughty-cal time with sexy sirens of...

Raja Gemini: The Elusive Chanteuse with Katya

Tue, 17 Sep 2024

This week, the Loch Ness Monster of drag herself, Raja, visits the studio to discuss love, yoga, and...

Jinkx Monsoon & Silencing One's Mind with Bebe Neuwirth with Katya

Tue, 10 Sep 2024

It's 1am as you stare at the crack in the ceiling. The wind rustles through the oak tree outside as ...

Courtney Act's Fall Rhinestone Jackaroo Fashion Tips with Katya

Tue, 03 Sep 2024

This Fall, buck the hackneyed trends that ooze like a puss-filled pimple from the runways of Milan a...

Scarlet Envy's Mapquest to Fire Island with Katya

Tue, 27 Aug 2024

It's almost Labor Day Weekend and I know what you're thinking to yourself: I need a sun-soaked, sand...

Ts Madison and the Art of Bore Worm Seduction with Katya

Tue, 20 Aug 2024

If you happen to find yourself in the unenviable position where your planet is being attacked by hot...

Kristen Schaal Is Lost in an Abandoned Warehouse With Katya

Tue, 13 Aug 2024

Please join us in our deserted power station under the 110 overpass as we welcome legendary actress,...

Boofing a Sangria in Anaheim with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 06 Aug 2024

It's August! As the oppressive humidity sets in and the mosquito bites multiply exponentially, why n...

How to Successfully Converse with Gen Alpha with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 30 Jul 2024

Do you goon on BookTok? Are you rizzing after peeping a gyatt at Taco Junk while reading Colleen Hoo...

Bob the Drag Queen's Comprehensive Guide to Chicken Wing Etiquette with Katya

Tue, 23 Jul 2024

As we approach the peak summertime Bob-B-Que months (zing), we'd like to share Bob the Drag Queen's ...

Sasha Colby Eats a Steak Diane Nude on the Amalfi Coast with Katya

Tue, 16 Jul 2024

Feeling down? Need an escape from the grind? Just committed a crime and need to lay low? Captain Sas...

A Sonic Boom Personified with Drew Afualo and Trixie

Tue, 09 Jul 2024

In the grand pantheon of lusciously loud cackles, there exists two gorgeous human specimens for whom...

The Best of Us for the Rest of Us with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 02 Jul 2024

As we gather together this week to celebrate America's 248th birthday on rooftops, in backyards, and...

Queen of the Amazons with Naomi Smalls and Katya

Tue, 25 Jun 2024

This week on KBLD's Schlock & Beautiful Masterpiece Theater, we bring you the preeminent 1973 sexplo...

A Sizzling Summer Reading List with Sarah Schauer and Katya

Tue, 18 Jun 2024

As the days get longer and the jean shorts shorter, images come to mind of lazy, breezy days on the ...

How to Increase Your Length and Girth in Minutes! with Katya and Fena Barbitall

Tue, 11 Jun 2024

According to a 2023 Rand Corporation study, 88% of romantic partners have searched for adult videos ...

Truckstop Trysts and Bushwacked Behinds with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 04 Jun 2024

It was a steamy mid-August night outside of Bismarck, North Dakota. My cherry-red 1987 Yugo got a fl...

We are the CEOs of Fierceness with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 28 May 2024

Are you the patient zero who caused the epidemic of fierceness? Is your self-confidence and mettle, ...

The Modern Farmhouse Aesthetic with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 21 May 2024

Harnessing the quaint, country elements of middle America but with a contemporary spin, "Modern Farm...

Tammie Brown & Ding-a-Lings in Shampoo Bottles with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 14 May 2024

As part of our annual Pre-Pride Kink Safety Awareness Month, we'd like to offer you this episode fea...

Kelly Mantle & Two Space Heaters to the Face with Trixie

Tue, 07 May 2024

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Monét X Change & the Subtle Levels of Crazy with Trixie

Tue, 30 Apr 2024

Prepare yourselves to be regaled by tales of the magical, the mysterious, and most of all the memora...

Welcome to the Golden Fountain of Vitality with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 23 Apr 2024

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Nellie the Potato-Faced Humpty B*tch with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 16 Apr 2024

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No Loads Refused: Live in Richmond, VA with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 09 Apr 2024

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Plane Jane and Lieutenant Brigadier General Cuhntalina Badussy with Katya

Tue, 02 Apr 2024

Behold, everyone's favorite Drag Race Season 16 faux-villain: Plane Jane! With her shared Boston roo...

Heels and Meals with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 26 Mar 2024

In a world where fashion knows no boundaries, comes a story of self-discovery, unexpected transforma...

Paul Blart: Mall Carp with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 19 Mar 2024

When a Paramus, New Jersey Van Heusen factory outlet is taken over by a vicious gang of black-market...

A Massage That Lives Happily Ever After with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 12 Mar 2024

Welcome to Trixie & Katya's Le Poupée Spa, located in a gorgeously-restored halfway house in the be...

You Are More Than Your Phone with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 05 Mar 2024

We are proud to partner this week with the Anti Phone-Shaming League of North America to bring you a...

It's a TWISTER! with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 27 Feb 2024

We here at BALD, LLC, including our main counsel Henry Z. Winkleschmiggens IV, Esq., would like to t...

Does Our Art Threaten You? with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 20 Feb 2024

Does our art threaten you? Does it make you completely reconsider your physical existence? Does it m...

The Official "The Dolls are the Dolls Fan Club!" with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 13 Feb 2024

Do you love Trixie and Katya with all your heart? Would you like to find a club of other humans who ...

Coitus With a Waffle with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 06 Feb 2024

As the morning sunshine warms my bare bottom and my feet feel the cool chill of the kitchen tile, I ...

Higher Than Giraffe Genitalia with Dulcé Sloan and Trixie

Tue, 30 Jan 2024

Please prepare your mind, body, and soul for Trixie's delightful chat with stand-up comedian, actres...

Christmas Dinner at Judi Dench's House with Bianca Del Rio and Katya

Tue, 23 Jan 2024

'Twas the night before Christmas, and the house was filled with holly berry stench. Bianca Del Rio w...

Circling Back for a Touch-Base to Close the Loop on the Deliverables with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 16 Jan 2024

Hi, Deborah. Thanks so much for taking the time to have a one-on-one with me this morning. I know th...

This Episode Produced & Directed by Simone Biles with Bob the Drag Queen and Katya

Tue, 09 Jan 2024

As the world prepares for the beauty, grace, and raw athleticism of the 2024 Summer Olympics in Pari...

The Sorta New Year's Episode? with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 02 Jan 2024

Is this an extra-special quasi-Holiday/New-Year's episode where Trixie and Katya talk about decorati...

Soaring Like a Fabulous Bald Eagle with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 26 Dec 2023

There are no endings, Baldies. Just events that precede a new beginning. As we rapidly approach the ...

The Darkest Night of the Soul with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 19 Dec 2023

As the days grow shorter and the nights longer, may all of us in the Northern Hemisphere prepare our...

It's a Tumescent Holiday Miracle! with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 12 Dec 2023

As the holiday season rapidly ascends to the apex of yuletide cheer, you may find yourself experienc...

Peri-Care for Your Derrière with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 05 Dec 2023

As part of our ongoing Public Service Announcement Series here at Bald, LLC, this week we'd like to ...

Live & Leather Clad in New Orleans with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 28 Nov 2023

From the land of jazz, gumbo, public drunkenness, and second lines at Delta's baggage claim, Trixie ...

Kathy Griffin & Her Triumphant Journey From the D-List to the PTSD-List with Trixie

Tue, 21 Nov 2023

Comedian, actress, host, Emmy Award-winner, and absolute fu**ing legend Kathy Griffin stops by the B...

A Dazzling Woodland Sprite Dinner Party for Forest Faeries with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 14 Nov 2023

What better time of year to entertain your friends and throw a mesmerizing Fall fête than the week ...

Listening to Swedish Acid Jazz in a Spaceship at Dusk on April 2, 1971 with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 07 Nov 2023

If you're into listening to German Vaporwave while crying about the mean things Brad said in a note ...

Boopity Boop in Your Doopity Doop with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 31 Oct 2023

As we reach the zenith of Spooky Season tonight, we must keep you apprised of a new horror recently ...

The Price of Yoni Eggs is Finally Falling with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 24 Oct 2023

We here at BALD, LLC would like to extend our deepest sympathies for the pitiful state of your pelvi...

From the Equator to Your Posterior with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 17 Oct 2023

This single-origin, unapologetically bold (and bald) podcast goes down smooth with white chocolate u...

The Majesty of Live Theatre with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 10 Oct 2023

If you count yourself amongst the lucky few who have attended a live theater performance, you fully ...

We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 03 Oct 2023

As the great 19th century poet Silas T. Shinckenpoople once said, "To love is nothing. To be loved i...

Theme Park Phobias & Home Decor Tips with Brittany Broski and Trixie

Tue, 26 Sep 2023

Everyone's favorite human Brittany Broski joins Trixie for a heart-to-heart about irrational fears o...

Steam Room Karens & Pickle Juice Nightcaps with Justin Martindale and Trixie

Tue, 19 Sep 2023

Comedian, writer, actor, and host of the podcast Just Sayin', Justin Martindale, joins Trixie for an...

You Must Be This Tall to Ride Bald Mountain with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 12 Sep 2023

Welcome to southern California's best-kept gay amusement park secret, Bald Mountain. Please keep you...

Lost In Scott's Eyes with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 05 Sep 2023

Hi Scott. Thanks so much for coming into the office today. Would you mind sitting down? Great. It's ...

The Exceptionally Erudite Courtney Act (Part 2) with Katya

Tue, 29 Aug 2023

If you've been waiting with bated breath for Part 2 of the epically excellent interview with Austral...

The Eminently Effervescent Courtney Act (Part 1) with Katya

Tue, 22 Aug 2023

Katya welcomes the ever-so-engaging Courtney Act to the pod for part 1 of a lengthy conversation abo...

The 7 Disks of Spinning Energy Inside You with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 15 Aug 2023

As you slowly open your eyes to face yet another day in this wild, godforsaken world of ours, please...

A Luxurious Stay at North Hollywood's Famous Shateau Marmont! with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 08 Aug 2023

You and a companion will enjoy an opulent round-trip coach flight to sunny Los Angeles, featuring sp...

Twirlina Marie Poukette feat. Drinklina Turlington with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 01 Aug 2023

In this corner, wearing pink, weighing in at a stunning 62 lbs, the reigning BYOB World Featherweigh...

Microphones Are Cameras for Sound with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 25 Jul 2023

Dynamic microphones are constructed with small magnets that oscillate inside a metal coil attached t...

I'm on Ozempic and I'm Blowing Ass with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 18 Jul 2023

Please consult your doctor before listening to this podcast. Common side effects of The Bald and the...

Diving for the Hopeless Diamond with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 11 Jul 2023

The midnight hour is close at hand. A lonely ghoul looks out across the land. It's the typical scene...

Straight People Having Sex & Drinking Eggnog with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 04 Jul 2023

While it's a scientifically-proven fact that humans require food, water, air, and shelter to survive...

I Need Everyone to Know That I Only Like Girls with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 27 Jun 2023

One day, in a not-so-distant future hellscape utterly ravaged by water wars and interstate battles o...

Bottoming Ain't Easy with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 20 Jun 2023

As part of Pride, we'd like to remind everyone about the 4 P's for bottoming: Practice, Preparation,...

We Have a Problem and Etsy is the Solution with Trixie and Katya

Thu, 15 Jun 2023

We are so excited for you to shop our Trixie and Katya Curated Collections on Etsy! Visit https://e...

What Have You Done Today to Feel Proud? with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 13 Jun 2023

It's that special time of the year, so unfurl your flag, secure your sex swing to a weight-bearing c...

Philosophers Watching Car Crashes with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 06 Jun 2023

The kids are finally in bed, the dishes have been washed, the clothes have been folded, and the dog ...

At a Taco Bell with Mario Lopez & O.J. Simpson with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 30 May 2023

The sky is a fiery auburn red as the sun sets over a bustling Taco Bell on La Cienega Blvd. Harried ...

An X-Rated X-Ray with Trixie and Cyborg Katya

Tue, 23 May 2023

We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Better, stronger, faster. Follow Trix...

Bringing Back Early 2000's Gay with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 16 May 2023

For a brief, shining moment in the early aughts, every romantic comedy had a female protagonist with...

A Cup of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 Tea with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 09 May 2023

It's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 tea time! In preparation for the May 12th premiere, Trixie and Kat...

A Rumspringa Spring Break with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 02 May 2023

It's that time of year, you horse & buggy-riding, butter-churning, hat-and-bonnet-wearing queens! Pu...

A Ghost with a Goatee with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 25 Apr 2023

As darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures squirm and snore in...

Proper Posterior Grooming Techniques with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 18 Apr 2023

As you might imagine, ridding your bottom of pesky hair follicles is not just a laborious task, but ...

The Dock of Dreams with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 11 Apr 2023

When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go to the Dock. When you've got that...

When You Need the Endurance to Persevere, It’s Trimix! with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 04 Apr 2023

Did you know that the average male lasts between 5 and 7 minutes when engaging in "fun-time" between...

Artificial Phallus Safety in the Shower & Beyond with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 21 Mar 2023

This episode of Bald is proudly brought to you by the National Bathroom Sex Toy Safety Council, remi...

Live in Chicago from the Historic Auditorium Theatre with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 07 Mar 2023

From the windy city famous for its decadent Deep-Dish Pizza, dill pickle-laden Chicago Dogs, and the...

Have a Smile for Breakfast and You’ll Be Pooping Joy by Lunch with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 21 Feb 2023

Open now in beautiful West Hollywood, CA, it's The Brians' Breakfast Shack! It's like the Love Shack...

The Intoxicating Power of Desire for Our 100th Episode with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 07 Feb 2023

On the brutal, kill-or-be-killed plains of the Serengeti, power is determined by sheer brute strengt...

Langoustes Avec Serviettes Assorties Avec Trixie et Katya

Tue, 24 Jan 2023

Next to the shimmering turquoise waters of the Côte d'Azur, on the picturesque beaches of Saint-Tro...

Freestyling From a Bathtub in the Desert with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 10 Jan 2023

Nestled amongst saguaro cacti like a majestic mirage in the arid sands of Palm Springs, we welcome y...

A Special Holiday Sale for Garbage B*tches Only with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 27 Dec 2022

As we make the annual trek back to our hometowns to visit family, consume desicated turkey, and meet...

Live in London at The Troxy with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 13 Dec 2022

A'lo, guv'nor! Grab a steaming cup of PG Tips, take your place in the queue, stuff your face with ba...

Trimming the Tree with Ropes of Milky Goodness with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 06 Dec 2022

A dusting of snow gently kisses the needles of a vividly green six-foot balsam fir, all alone in a s...

I Left My HVAC Heart in Florida with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 29 Nov 2022

Looking for a last minute gift? Go to https://establishedtitles.com/BALD and order a digital title ...

An American Turkey in Paris with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 22 Nov 2022

As the sun fades and day turns to dusk in Paris, the beautiful Champs-Élysées becomes a twinkling ...

Living It up for the Next Two Years Before It’s All Over with Natasha Leggero & Katya

Tue, 15 Nov 2022

The effervescent, enchanting, & ever-so-ebullient Natasha Leggero stops by the house to chat about h...

30 Ways to Use Lava to Incorporate a Boyfriend Into Your Toilet with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 01 Nov 2022

Behold, Tik Tok judgement day is nigh! As the soiled masses scroll through prosaic videos of cats, c...

Nothing Is More Terrifying Than Diane Lane Under the Tuscan Sun with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 25 Oct 2022

The fog has settled in, surrounding the dark soulless condo nestled amongst the broken dreams and sh...

We All Need a Necklace That Says “Winner” with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 18 Oct 2022

After two years of wearing easy cheese-stained sweatpants and that vintage Cher 'Do You Believe?' to...

Live at Just For Laughs Toronto with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 04 Oct 2022

Grab a piping hot mug of Tim Hortons, turn on the NHL, hide your Royal Canadian Mounted Police porn ...

A Beginner's Guide to Comic Books, Butt Stuff, & Homemade Limeade with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 20 Sep 2022

We here at Bald Headquarters would like to use this week's episode to introduce our listeners to the...

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Cockroach Scorned with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 06 Sep 2022

This sexy little minx was like nothing I'd ever seen before. Her legs, of which there were six, went...

Revisiting Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill

Tue, 23 Aug 2022

As summer comes to a sweaty, malodorous end and you attempt to enjoy a few solitary moments of seaso...

TikTok Monkeys Saved My Life with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 09 Aug 2022

The harvest moon shone bright in the Hollywood sky, illuminating the shattered dreams and stained ca...

What We Do in the Shadows is Back, Baby! Revisiting Our Chat with Harvey Guillén

Thu, 28 Jul 2022

To celebrate the premiere of Season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows, we're revisiting one of our favo...

Bald, Blue, Glowing-Dong Representation on TV with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 26 Jul 2022

MEN SEEKING MEN (Los Angeles Metro Area): Just watched HBO's 2019 series Watchmen. We are two fabulo...

Nobody's Snowballing in This Economy with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 12 Jul 2022

In a world where one's public image is everything, we here at Bald, LLC would like to propose a diff...

A Hot Masseuse Has Sex with Freddy Krueger with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 28 Jun 2022

Do you find yourself frequently having dreams about a burned, disfigured man wearing a dirty red-and...

Happy Pride! Make America Gape Again! with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 14 Jun 2022

Do you frequently experience an itching or burning sensation? Is discomfort in your posterior region...

A Heavy Pour & Three Oscillating Fans with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 31 May 2022

We here at Bald Headquarters, LLC are thrilled to announce our new collaboration with Fleügghendorf...

Eating Cheetos on the Floor of the Met Gala with Kelly Mantle and Katya

Tue, 17 May 2022

Actor, drag queen, comedian, & musician Kelly Mantle visits Katya in her dark layer of sewing and se...

Sun-Dried Hot Dog Legs with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 03 May 2022

Some of us have gams that appear as if they were sculpted by the gods themselves on the apex of Moun...

Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 19 Apr 2022

To celebrate our 75th episode of the auditory smegma we call The Bald & The Beautiful, we were plann...

How to Properly Wash Your Genitals with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 05 Apr 2022

As the Trixie and Katya grand tour exits the green, moist forests of the Pacific Northwest and meand...

Revisiting the Art of Dating: "Fisting is the New Kissing" with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 29 Mar 2022

As the massive Trixie and Katya Tour starts its journey to a destination filled with tears, sweat, a...

The Face Giveth and the Face Taketh Away with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 22 Mar 2022

As the sun sets and twilight arrives, the ghosts of magic hour appear on the horizon. Your callused ...

Bald, Fat Silly Putty with Googly Eyes with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 08 Mar 2022

As the sun rises over a stark, barren desert landscape, you open stained hotel blinds and squint you...

Holding a Large Fish on Machu Picchu with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 22 Feb 2022

There are times in life when it seems as if the entire world is against you. Nothing is going right,...

A Coat-Hanger Encased in a Hot Dog with Trixie and Katya and Matthew

Tue, 08 Feb 2022

The steady advance of technology marches on, continuous and unceasing. In 1900, less than 10% of fam...

Gorgeous Devours Cute with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 25 Jan 2022

The low hum of The Macarena wafts into your one-bedroom apartment, the source of the 90s earworm a v...

Building a Fake Hospital in Your House with Alexis Stone

Tue, 11 Jan 2022

The sun is beginning to set behind a rusty white sign made of corrugated metal on top of a barren hi...

The RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 14 Premiere Extravaganza with Trixie and Katya

Wed, 05 Jan 2022

With the season 14 premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race only days away, Trixie and Katya take a stroll dow...

Perfect Don't Need No Polish with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 28 Dec 2021

As 2021 comes to a not-so-glorious close, let us reflect upon the things that matter most to us in a...

A 2014 Hyundai Elantra for Christmas with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 21 Dec 2021

'Twas four days before Christmas, and all through the club, not a single bear was stirring, not even...

Sniffin' for Coq Au Vin with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 14 Dec 2021

The fragrant garland has been lovingly hung, a faint scent of Douglas fir is carried on the breeze, ...

Little-Known Michelle Branch Facts with Michelle Branch

Tue, 07 Dec 2021

From music stardom as a teenager to a Grammy win with Santana to numerous appearances on TV and Film...

A Baby in an Asbestos Bag with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 30 Nov 2021

The city is silent. The streets are empty. As a grizzled gay ghoul sits alone in a dimly-lit apartme...

"If I'm Not Laughing, I'm Having Fun" with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 23 Nov 2021

As trees across the nation cease the production of chlorophyll and we celebrate the slow, agonizing ...

All Vampires are Queer with Harvey Guillén from What We Do in the Shadows

Tue, 16 Nov 2021

Close the sashes, draw the curtains, light some candles, and let's welcome the one, the only, Guille...

A Teeny Weeny Tot Foundation Donation with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 09 Nov 2021

As Trixie continues her convalescence in a rustic chalet in the heart of the Swiss Alps, Katya joins...

"Walking Dead Hotness" in a Hospital Gown with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 02 Nov 2021

Fresh off a semi-successful back-alley appendix surgery in the frigid Midwest, Trixie joins Katya to...

Beauty Tips, Bathroom Raccoons, & Talking Tumors with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 26 Oct 2021

This week's episode is a special occasion, you filthy animals. So trim your nose hair, shave your sh...

Revisiting the Comedic Genius of Macy Rodman

Tue, 19 Oct 2021

As Fall finally arrives and brings with it the deaths of millions upon millions of poor, innocent le...

Revisiting the Making of Jiz & the Filming of Jiz with Jeff Maccubbin

Tue, 12 Oct 2021

As the Bald & the Beautiful creative team engages in To-The-Death team-building exercises in a volca...

Revisiting the Bug-Eyed TikTok Bitch with Brittany Broski

Tue, 05 Oct 2021

As we plan a few forthcoming Bald projects to satiate you filthy heathens, we re-visit one of our fa...

Bathed in the Blood of Gratitude with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 28 Sep 2021

From rubber genitalia in a parking lot to refried bean-induced gastrointestinal distress to broom cl...

Fisting is the New Kissing with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 21 Sep 2021

Times, friends, they are a changin'. From a full-throated endorsement of the Cheesecake Factory's Sk...

Texas, Tennis, & Two Turntables and a Microphone with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 14 Sep 2021

From the reproductive F.U.B.A.R. that is Texas to the epic grunts and fiery topspin of female tennis...

Hell Hath No Fury Like Teenage Twitter with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 07 Sep 2021

From the lows of making an unfortunate calendar-based Twitter faux pas to the highs of a stupendous,...

Banned From Studio 54 with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 31 Aug 2021

Put some extra ice in that Arnold Palmer, unwrap a refreshing York Peppermint Patty, and crank up th...

Bottoms, Babies, & Blood Pressure with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 24 Aug 2021

If you're the type of person who enjoys a Nicolas Cage-style treasure hunt through the dark, seedy d...

Medals, Mortality, & Medical Sex Vibes with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 17 Aug 2021

It's time to pop open that Boku juice box you've been saving since the 1996 Summer Olympics and let ...

Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill

Tue, 10 Aug 2021

It's time to put on your fancy underwear and start chilling that box wine, because the co-editors of...

Taking an Octopus’ Agency with Patti Harrison & River Ramirez

Tue, 03 Aug 2021

Trixie and Katya are joined this week by none other than comedians, actors, and hosts of A Woman's S...

A Cherry-Poppin' Christmas with Macy Rodman

Tue, 27 Jul 2021

Grab a bucket of starburst and crack open a bottle of diet pop. This week, artist, singer, actor, an...

Believing in Milk & Cookies with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 20 Jul 2021

Whilst reclining in the frigid air of Trixie's expansive manse, Trixie and Katya wax poetic about th...

Ice Luges, Lit Cigarettes, & Non-Flushable Turds with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 13 Jul 2021

From a far-away land where fuchsia Starburst sprout from the rich, dark soil like weeds, Trixie and ...

Faux Bangs & Straight-Man Dungarees with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 06 Jul 2021

It was a day like any other in Southern California; the sun shining and birds singing whilst one que...

Dead Teeth & Golden Showers with Sarah Schauer

Tue, 29 Jun 2021

Have you ever wanted to hear a story about the perils of making out with hot strangers while having ...

Making Jiz & Filming Jiz with Jeff Maccubbin

Tue, 22 Jun 2021

Go grab a fresh VHS tape from the freezer because you're going to want to record this one and save i...

Inside Katya with Katya

Tue, 15 Jun 2021

Have you ever wondered what it's like within the nicotine-stained confines of Katya's grey matter? W...

The Niagara Falls of Vomit with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 08 Jun 2021

Grab a frosty beverage, find a comfy chair, and put on some of your special "nice" underwear. For to...

Hard Turds Only with Monét X Change

Tue, 01 Jun 2021

From deep in the wilds of the San Fernando Valley, two bald bastards have begun their Pride celebrat...

Revisiting our Very First Episode with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 25 May 2021

As Katya undergoes the world's first experimental belly button-bleaching surgery in the mountains of...

Chelsea Handler!

Tue, 18 May 2021

Today, the gods of show business saw fit to rain down upon the grizzled gay ghouls of the Bald and t...

A Cat Litter Retreat in Mexico with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 11 May 2021

Fresh off an insane trip to Mexico for the kitty litter party of all kitty litter parties, Katya reg...

Dreaming About Being a Sumo Wrestler with Katya & Katya's "Mom"

Tue, 04 May 2021

Part 2 of our special Mother's Day Bald and the Beautiful Extravaganza continues as we welcome Katya...

A Can of Beans in the Dishwasher with Trixie & Trixie's Mom

Tue, 27 Apr 2021

As part of our special Mother's Day Bald and the Beautiful Extravaganza, we are so excited to welcom...

Heaven is an Orange Julius with Trixie and Katya

Tue, 20 Apr 2021

From advice on locating your ferociously fierce inner diva to an erudite debate on the existence of ...

Bug-Eyed TikTok Bitch with Brittany Broski

Tue, 13 Apr 2021

The peerless, legendary, incomparable queen of TikTok, Brittany Broski (aka "Kombucha Girl"), joins ...

Please Meet My Fur Coat, Her Name is Darlene with Darian Darling

Tue, 06 Apr 2021

Today the girls are joined by the most-famous blonde about town, makeup-artist extraordinaire, and l...

Witch Goddess of the Woods with Pearl

Tue, 30 Mar 2021

From a mysterious cabin in the remote wilderness comes a guest with beauty credentials that are trul...

Fruit is Nature's Candy!

Tue, 23 Mar 2021

As we look out onto the gray skies and bleak landscape that herald the doldrums of winter, this week...

Big Tweaker Energy with Jamie Kennedy

Tue, 16 Mar 2021

From Scream to Romeo + Juliet to Bowfinger to Malibu's Most Wanted, this week's guest is an outright...

Let the Goode Times Roll with Gigi Goode

Tue, 09 Mar 2021

Trixie & Katya are joined this week by the runner-up in the twelfth season of RuPaul's Drag Race, th...

Trash Bags Full of Cash with Mrs. Kasha Davis

Tue, 02 Mar 2021

This week Trixie and Katya are joined by the infamous, inimitable star of Drag Race season 7, legen...

I'm Bread Pitt and This is Ghoulia Roberts

Tue, 23 Feb 2021

All aboard, folks. Our tour guides today will be Trixie and Katya. From teenage brides to Nick Nolte...

Cum Dump Millionaire with Priyanka

Tue, 16 Feb 2021

Straight from the Great White North, Trixie and Katya are joined by Canadian TV personality, drag qu...

When It's Appropriate to Shush Katie Couric with Gigi Gorgeous

Tue, 09 Feb 2021

Trixie and Katya are joined by Canadian YouTuber, socialite, actress, and model: the one-and-only Gi...

No Longer Homeless and Loving It with Miss Fame

Tue, 02 Feb 2021

Trixie and Katya are joined by the species-and-genre-defying Miss Fame, to talk about the futility o...

The Sound of Music with Frisbee Jenkins

Tue, 26 Jan 2021

Join Trixie and Katya as they discuss guest Sasha Belle's (aka Frisbee Jenkins) hot body, what's it ...

Hot in Many Circles

Tue, 19 Jan 2021

Join Trixie and Katya for an intimate conversation about circuit parties, society's obsession with w...

Sock Puppet with the Hand Pulled Out with Jackie Beat

Tue, 12 Jan 2021

Living legend and inventor of everything Jackie Beat joins Trixie and Katya to discuss the best ligh...

Alexis Thunderstorm 500 with Alaska Thunderf*ck

Tue, 05 Jan 2021

Alaska 5000 talks beauty icons, making catchy music, and finally realizing how beautiful she is whil...

The Price of Perfection with Violet Chachki

Tue, 29 Dec 2020

The legendary, incomparable, and flawless Violet Chachki talks spiraling from hanger, having an Atti...

Just Looking For JTT with Franz Szony

Tue, 22 Dec 2020

Photographer Franz Szony joins Trixie and Katya to delve into his surrealist portraits that mix glam...

A Cooler Full of Curry with Amy Doan

Tue, 15 Dec 2020

The ageless Amy “Shrinkle” Doan, founder of Sugarpill cosmetics, reminisces about starting an in...

A Pantsuit of Fur with Teddy Bear

Tue, 08 Dec 2020

Teddy Bear, "the hairiest dude in porn," drops by to chat about DIY adult content, embracing the fur...

The Nightmare Rock with Ashley Levy of The Blah Blah Blahs

Tue, 01 Dec 2020

Trixie and Katya are joined by Ashley Levy of The Blah Blah Blahs to discuss crystal-induced nightma...

A Dainty 6'2" with Bob the Drag Queen

Tue, 24 Nov 2020

Drag Race star Bob the Drag Queen joins Trixie and Katya, as they take a journey through presidentia...

The Lure of the Potent Dad Nut

Tue, 17 Nov 2020

From epic Midwestern Halloween tales to living room awards show presenters to the unparalleled magne...

Gym Peacocking on Taco Tuesday with Jaida Essence Hall & Heidi N Closet

Tue, 10 Nov 2020

Straight from the 12th season of RuPaul's Drag Race, this week we welcome Jaida Essence Hall & Heidi...

Deceptively Old at Arby's with Wesley Woods

Tue, 03 Nov 2020

Adult film star extraordinaire and producer Wesley Woods joins Trixie and Katya to talk about O.G. d...

Three Bald Men Deciding Who Looks More Like This Bald Man with David Silver

Tue, 27 Oct 2020

Moving Parts filmmaker and producer, David Silver (aka Trixie's boyfriend) comes onto the show to ta...

"Dirty Ted and Steffanie" with Kim Chi

Tue, 20 Oct 2020

Kim Chi joins Trixie and Katya to chat about how she built her own cosmetic empire, who she thinks i...

“Home Grown, Home Blown” with Fena Barbitall

Tue, 13 Oct 2020

Fena Barbitall joins Trixie and Katya to talk about her journey from doing drag at night and working...

Nosferatu Vibes

Tue, 06 Oct 2020

Welcome to The Bald and The Beautiful! Nothing's off-limits in this episode - from "neck down shower...

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo: Official Trailer

Mon, 21 Sep 2020

Coming October 6th! F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. T...