The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Kelly Mantle's Trixie the Cable Girl Nightmare with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 07 Jan 2025
'Twas a dark, menacing Los Angeles winter's eve, with nary a soul walking the deserted streets of West Hollywood. A strong, dry Santa Ana wind blew down from the mountain passes to make one's skin itch and nerves curl. On nights like this, anything can happen. Even a sudden knock at the door of Kelly Mantle's palatial mansion as the clock strikes twelve. What is waiting on the other side? Why, it's Trixie the Cable Girl, wearing overalls and threatening to climb the gutters to sabotage your cable connection. If you don't check out Kelly's amazing new podcast "The Kelly Mantle Show" at: https://bit.ly/TheKellyMantleShow, don't be surprised if you're also visited by Trixie the Cable Girl at the stroke of midnight, for all that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. If you want more space, more privacy, a better location, and the most loved homes, check out https://Airbnb.com or download the Airbnb app today! Try VIIA today! Head to: https://viia.co/BALD and use code BALD for 15% off! This year, get your gut going with Ritual! Support a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual’s Synbiotic+. Get 25% off your first month at https://Ritual.com/BALD Follow Kelly: @KellyMantle Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is Aura and how does it protect your identity?
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What do you mean HD? HD. Don't give me an HD. Kelly, don't use your sexy voice, please. This is my sexy voice. Is who's gonna fuck me? Are you gonna fuck me? Wait, do I have, is this on? Yeah.
Oh, I was expecting to hear a PA system. Get it all out now before your husband comes because, are we filming? I ran into your husband. James? We're just talking about your husband.
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Chapter 2: What is Field and how does it differ from other dating apps?
And it was when I quit drinking. And Kelly goes, oh, God. Kelly goes, it's bad enough that one doesn't drink. Girl.
And I hear you're back on the bottle. Thank goddess. Honey, I have lost too many friends to sobriety. No offense. I want you to stay sober. I will still be your friend. But I've lost too many friends to sobriety. Thank God as you're back on the bottle.
Well, you know, Kelly, you act like when I was drinking, you and I would just tear up the night. Kelly, you would stay in that venue.
you drinking in your own in your dressing room eating eating ham and cheeses we would have the only kiki in the dressing room with our little wine and our little crackers and cheeses and cheeses katya was already passed out or in her hotel room she's in bed with a towel on the head at 8 30 the show's not even over and she's on the bus in bed and trixie and i would hang out in the dressing room till the the venue closed they'd have to kick us out most night i love that idea i do i love that
What? I wish I loved the taste. Wine tastes like shit to me. Oh, honey, I don't love the taste of it.
I only drink it to get drunk.
Oh, okay.
And that's why I don't understand non-alcoholic. Do you drink non-alcoholic beverages?
My brother does, and that is the weirdest fucking thing. I can't think of anything weirder.
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Chapter 3: What experiences does Kelly share about her early career?
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Chapter 4: What was the shake weight scandal?
All the time.
I was in an Uber the other night in a little SUV and I was back there on my phone and I had the window rolled down and there were two gays at the bus stop and they were like, Taylor? Like, look over. Dane? I know. Yeah. And I roll up the window and it goes up and they're like, Oh my God, that was Taylor Swift. Like I heard them scream.
Cause I had like bangs and like the thing and shitty blonde hair.
Yeah. I think next time that happens, you should lean out the window and go like, I stay out too late and just pull away.
It's either that, exactly, especially when I'm playing my guitar, but it's either that or Christine Baranski. So it's like a whole spectrum.
Which is, I mean, that's like mother-daughter. Total. That's fierce. She's quite pretty. I'll take it. Absolutely.
I fucking love her.
Yeah, if you worked at a club that demanded at least one celebrity impersonation, what would you do? See, I'm terrible at impersonations. Well, what if you had to? Like, you know, somebody does Cher, somebody does Madonna.
Do you think you'd bust out like a shitty dolly or something? No.
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Chapter 5: How did Kelly and Trixie's friendship evolve over the years?
What age did you lose your virginity?
I lost my virginity to the Madonna lookalike. And so I was a freshman in college. Wow. Yeah. Damn. Isn't that wild? I lost my virginity to a woman who looked like Madonna. Damn. Wow. It was the most amazing, immaculate misconception.
That's the most LGBT thing I've ever heard. That is pretty LGBT. It really is. Was there a music playing?
Madonna. Yeah. Do you remember the song? Justify My Love.
Damn.
And it had just been banned on MTV.
I also really like Wrap You Up In My Love.
Wrap you up in my love. I'm gonna wrap you up in my love. Did you know I used to think it said... Dress you up in nylons.
Well, it could. It's dress you up in my love. It's dress you up. Why don't they wrap you up? That's the Christmas version. Christmas. Do you like Christmas, Kelly Mantle?
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