Trixie
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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
I mean, it had really clear directions on how to use everything from the Wi-Fi to the stove to the TV, everything. I mean, nice hot stove to make like breakfast in my underwear in the morning. Huge lofted ceiling, like giant king-sized bed with like a cabin quilt on it. I mean, I slept like a baby, a perfect little baby. I mean, being able to travel and eat, like all I did, I brought like...
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
You know, I brought like pancake mix. I brought like some cans of soup, but I didn't have to bring utensils. I brought pans and then I got there and I was like, I don't even need these. I mean, everything was provided for me. I also love this feature with the Airbnb app where like you can kind of plan ahead.
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So let's say I'm going to Florida and far in advance of my trip, I can start checking out the area and start favoriting different like options. And that way, when it comes time to crunch time, like I've done a lot of my perusing, my browsing for bookings and I've got them kind of favorited. So in Milwaukee and, you know, like my brother lives in Minneapolis, like anywhere that I'm going to stay.
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Well, why do you love Chime so much? I mean, what I know about Chime is that it's a checking account that helps people who are working on financial progress. Nobody is perfect. Okay, I have in my life overdrawn to an embarrassing amount and had the bank. I've had to be on the phone with the bank and have them read me because I didn't realize how fiercely I was overdrafting.
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A lot of these banks will have things where they're like, oh, we'll cover you. They'll let you overdraft almost in a predatory way. And like, that's not helpful to me. You know what I mean?
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Nick, don't get scared. Do you get scared? Oh Mama, versuch mal in Boston zu fahren. Das Ding ist, als ich in Milwaukee fuhr, fühlte ich mich immer sicher. Ich wusste genau, wo ich hingehe. Ich fühlte nie Kondition. Ich bin einfach so wie... Ich fahre den Hollywood Boulevard in meinen Renten. Und ich wollte das Lexus kaufen.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Ich fühle mich, als würde ich Worldstar sehen. Aber jetzt wird es oft ein Fight-Video sein, das sich in einen Schuss schießt. Und ich bin so hoch in meinem Haus und sage, krieg sie, krieg sie, Mädchen.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Ich wollte ein Lexus leasen, weil mein Accountant mir gesagt hat, dass wenn du es leasest... Leasen macht Sinn. Du könntest es als Geschäftspreis leasen, wenn du es für Arbeit benutzt. Und du kannst immer ein neues Auto haben. Und ich wollte ein Auto mit einem langen Interieur haben, in dem ich sitzen und dragen kann. Ich will auf Netflix fahren oder so. Du musst das Popemobile bekommen.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Sie sagten, das ist das, was die NBA-Spieler bekommen, weil es hochkant ist. Aber ich war auf dieses Lexus und sagte, lass mich wissen, wie viel es ist. Ich bin sehr reich. Und sie sagten, 1200 Dollar pro Monat? Ich sagte, wird dieses Auto mich verletzen? Wird dieses Auto mir Essen backen? Ist es ein Airfryer? Was hat es? Du denkst, das ist viel? 1200 Dollar pro Monat? Für eine Fahrt?
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Mein Smartphone kostet 400 Dollar. Für eine Lease. Für eine Leihung. Für eine Leihung. Ein Luxus-Vehikel im Jahr 2025. Ist eine Leihung mehr als ein Fahrzeug-Payment? Ähm, nicht, ich weiß nicht, aber, aber... Weil jetzt bin ich so, ich wollte ein Luxus, weil es sicherer ist. Viele dieser europäischen und asiatischen, japanischen Technologien sind in den Fahrzeugen sehr sicher.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Aber jetzt bin ich so, well shit, soll ich nur den verdammten Toyota Tercel und nur den günstigen Fahrzeug kaufen?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
I was just looking for, I was researching cars with the tallest interior, so there was maybe a way I could sit in the car in a wig and not be like this.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Brandon would drive me.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
He's giving Flintstones. Totally. The whole big is perfect except the top that's completely blown out asshole.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
I swear to God.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Weißt du, die Lesbien, die uns f**ken wollen? Jedes Mal, wenn ich über uns f**ke, sind sie so.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Just a little bit of time. I feel conflicted because I do know it's a broken system and it's a political message. No, no, no. I don't totally believe anybody should shoot anybody.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Maybe we can go together. Let's do it. We have to see that day. We go to one event a year together. Maybe this is the one. I think that's going to be great. I went to see, right before I left for Australia, I saw Andrew's February show.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
What were the whores doing? Gay stuff. Gay type stuff. Homosexual type stuff. Ballet stuff. Cupid stuff. I went to a TV premiere last night. The Righteous Gemstones. It's rare that I'm invited to something I actually really like the program. Weil normalerweise ist es zu Barbie. Ich mag Barbie, aber ich habe sie noch nicht gesehen, also weiß ich nicht, ob ich sie mag.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Ich liebe die reichsten Gemste, also dachte ich mir, hell ja. Sie hatten eine Kirchenchor singen und es war aufregend. Ich kenne niemanden in diesem Cast. Aber ich kenne persönlich keinen von ihnen. John Goodman war nicht da, aber Adam war da und alle waren da. Und es gab auch keine gayen Leute, die ich da kannte. Also war es vielleicht das erste Mal, dass ich zu etwas ging, wo ich niemanden kenne.
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Und natürlich, The caterers, the people running the event, all know Trixie and Katja. Right. Because it's like young, cool people. Okay. What's the demographic at the premiere then?
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It kind of makes fun of mega churches. It was like Ted Lasso crowd. Yeah. Okay. And it was a great premiere. Two episodes. We got to watch one and two. Great premiere. Thank God. I can't say much, but I love that show. And I came home and watched a bunch of YouTube videos of megachurches doing that level production that they do. Because in the series, they're like, you know,
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Vergangen. Vergangen. Vergangen. Ich habe einen sehr schwierigen Zeitraum mit... Social Media, because it all, X especially, feels so conservative. The stuff that gets suggested for me all of a sudden in the last few months is so conservative and crazy.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Es ist ein Beyonce-Konzert. Es ist ein volles Konzert. Und ich habe Videos von Mega-Kirchen gesehen, in denen sie Santa in einem Schlag fliegen, über die Gemeinde, in den Himmel. Leute, die als Engel fliegen. Sie sollen besser, sie fließen dich und bezahlen keine Steuern. Sie sollen besser ein fucking Show machen.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Natürlich. Sie lassen dich die Schlange halten und wenn sie dich zerstört, dann hast du den Dämonen in dir und du stirbst.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Sie sind illegal, aber die Leute haben sie immer noch.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Oh, bring a book. Could you and I start a church? Absolutely. If we write a book that's supposed to be like a Bible, could we get exempt status?
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
I just think it's weird that it's like... Es geht darum, zu geben. Gib uns Geld jetzt. Warum kostet es Geld, wenn du glaubst an Gott? Warum wird die Glauben gemessen? Hast du Geld gegeben? Es ist ein Telefon, wo sie sagen, Jesus braucht dein Geld. Es ist ein sehr ordentlicher Griff. Jesus hat nur einen Outfit.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Ja, es war auch regnig. Also hatten sie es auf dem Paramount-Lot in einem der Soundstages. Also es war ein großer roter Karpet und alles. Und ich musste auf den roten Karpet gehen, obwohl ich nicht drin war.
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Und was hat man sich gekauft? Well, I did this funny thing last year when I was anorexic thin, which was buy a bunch of suits that don't fit anymore. So, Mama's just getting male corseted up and going to the functions. No way. Face looking pillowed like J.D. Vance, just trying to bronze the side, trying to chisel. Like J-Lo, not J.D.
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Trying to chisel down the face, just trying to shrink the face somehow. You are so dysmorphic, it's unbelievable. You have no idea. Walking around my house screaming. Screaming before and after I woke up this morning and started screaming. Because I went to the event and I thought it was cute last night to have five drinks at the event. I woke up screaming.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Because I had five drinks, woke up, and I'm still adjusting the time change from Australia. And you know when you have alcohol in your system, it converts to sugar. So sometimes you wake up early anyway. So I'm up at 6am watching Roseanne, because apparently when I went to bed half drunk, I wanted to watch more John Goodman, because I love John Goodman. I do too. He's so good.
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He's so good in The Righteous Gemstones. He plays Eli Gemstone, and everybody in that cast is so good. That shit is, that's some of the hardest I've ever laughed at TV in my life. I'm gonna get into it. You gotta get into Judy Gemstone, you gotta get into all of them. Gay shit, all of it. And I woke up this morning feeling... I had a great time at the premiere, it was so much fun.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Of course I know one person there, one person, Naomi Grossman, who plays Pepper from American Horror Story. Get out of here. I did a photo shoot with her once and I go, hey... Stop by where? The bar. So then after... Three more? I know that she sees me. And I know she knows I told her I was leaving. So she sees me, Miss Bald Lush, posted up at a table, throwing him back. Open bar?
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
I'm not even in this cast. The cast has left. Open bar? You have to take advantage of that. Isn't that horrible? No, it's not horrible.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
You put it in the toilet and flush it. Yes. You don't look at it. You don't handle it.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Wachen und schreien. Und ich habe ein paar Körperprobleme. Und wenn du Alkohol trinkst, fühlst du dich hübsch. Also habe ich mich gestern Morgen im Bett gewaschen, fühlte mich wie einer dieser robotischen Hamsters. Die Dance-Hamster-Vibe. Ich habe einfach angefangen zu schreien. Ich habe einfach angefangen zu schreien.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Ich bin aufgewacht, ich hatte einen Topf von Hühnchenböden mit Almonden und habe dann mehr geschreit. Oh mein Gott. Und dann musste ich einfach hierher kommen. Und so, du bist willkommen. Hungry Root, the Root, the Root, the Root is on fire. Today's episode of Bald and the Beautiful is brought to you by Hungry Root. And when it comes to cooking and eating, I've got this problem.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
You guys know I've been trying to be a better cook because I have a six burner stove, which is such a privilege. And so I've been trying to push my cooking skills, even though they are so rudimentary. And I'm also trying to, if I cook at home, make food that is, dare I say, good for me, healthy and easy to make. And thanks to Hungryroot, it's the easiest way to eat healthy.
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I kind of like take the turd out and kind of like fillet it. You know, type stuff.
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It's like having a personal nutritionist. It takes the stress out of meal planning by recommending delicious recipes tailored to your tastes. Your nutrition preferences, your health goals. You guys, I'm a picky eater and I also have a hard time deciding what to eat. So not only do I need things suggested for me, but I have strict diet restrictions, which is...
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A little unfair to put on a person, so I'm glad how Guru can do that for me. They make it easy to eat high quality nutritious foods and achieve any diet health goals by tailoring recipes to a variety of styles. Like for me, because of my arthritis, I'm always trying to flirt with an anti-inflammatory diet, but I'm always intimidated by how to do that and have it taste good.
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Und mit über 15.000 Rezepten pro Woche, gibt es etwas für jeden Geschmack und Nutritional-Präferenzen. I really love Hungry Root. They sent me this item. I'm always trying to like, sad to be a lifelong vegetarian and not really be good at cooking tofu. I feel like it either turns out burnt or too soft.
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And some of the dishes that I've been working with with Hungry Root is teaching me that this tofu, honestly, you just cannot be afraid of like flavor blasting that, you know, MF-er. Okay? You just got to really hit it with the seasoning. I'm trying to not be a cringe, you know, person who doesn't season their food anymore. I'm trying to do a better job. And Hungry Root is really helping me.
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Die Ärzte zu Hause erzählen dir, was mit dir falsch ist?
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Squarespace, Baby. Today's episode of Ball in the Beautiful is brought to you by our friends at Squarespace. This is what I like about Squarespace. I feel that everybody should have the freedom to make their own little website, either for your business, pictures of your dog.
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Rezepien, die du machen möchtest, dein Reise-Vlog, vielleicht lebst du in der Van-Welt, vielleicht versuchst du die Julia & Julia und kochst etwas jeden Tag für 100 Tage oder was auch immer. Ich denke, dass jeder das tun sollte und es sollte so erfolgreich wie möglich sein, weil lass mich dir Squarespace erzählen.
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The way you can be a complete dunce and turn out a gorgeous website, it has the web designers shook. And let me tell you, I've worked with web designers, it's awful. I've worked with independent web designers, it's awful. I've worked with web design firms, it's awful. It's so freeing as a small business and a creator and a creative person to get an idea for my website or like...
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Nicht seit Monkeypox. Oh, für die Mönche. Pour one out for all those hot people that got monkeypox.
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Fresh out of Photoshop, I can find a photo I really like and throw it onto the website. Something else I really like is that there's engines in this that tell you what people are doing on your website. You can see what they click first. If they click this button, what else do they click? You could see exactly at what point they maybe abandoned the cart.
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You could see if somebody likes this lip product, let's say. Es ist sehr möglich, dass sie auch auf das klicken werden. Man sieht also, wie die Leute ihre Produkte logisch verbinden. Ich finde das auch wirklich interessant.
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Als ich als Bride und Make-up-Artist in meinen Zwanzigern arbeitete, war es so schön, am Sonntag ein Gebäude zu machen, die Bilder von dem Fotografen am Montag zu bekommen und neue, frische, jüngere Gebäudefotos eines Brides und Gästes oder eines Brides und Gästes oder eines Gästes und Gästes auf der Website zu bekommen. Ich konnte aktiv Spring-Geräte machen und Fotos von Spring-Geräten aufnehmen.
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Es war wirklich schön. I also really love the scheduling. My massage therapist uses this tool. And instead of me texting him and harassing him and being like, when are you free? When are you free? I'll just go in and I'll book a massage with him right in the schedule in the website. And I don't even have to text him. I've texted him and been like, hey, I booked on your website. Did you see that?
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And he's like, oh yeah, you're all good. You don't even have to text me. And it's really nice. It makes you feel like less of a... Bis zum nächsten Mal. Head over to squarespace.com for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com slash bald and save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. That's www.squarespace.com slash bald, baby.
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I will see you on the internet. Und dann mit der Zeitveränderung, habe ich gesagt, ich werde mich aufstehen lassen, bevor ich hierher komme. Ich liege auf der Couch, ich stelle einen Pillow über meinen eigenen Gesicht und schlafe so. Und Brandon ruft mich an und sagt, ich bin draußen. Es ist 2.50 Uhr. Oder es ist 1.50 Uhr. Ich sage, oh mein Gott.
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Ja. Wenn du zu einem Premiere gehst und du kennst niemanden darin, ist es erstaunlich, zu sehen, dass du keine Akteure kennst, die große Star sind, wie Danny McBride, Adam und alle anderen. Ich war einfach so, oh mein Gott. Es war wirklich lustig. Ich war hinter den Presseleuten, weil sie den echten Kasten interviewen. Und es ist ihre letzte Saison, also ist es ein sehr großes Presse-Ding.
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Und ich bin hinter den Kameras, interviewen sie, weil ich die Programme liebe. Ich bin so... Und ich weiß nicht, wie ich eingeladen wurde. Ich glaube, ich war die einzige Gay-Frau. Wie war das für dich? Wartest du dir über die Show gebeten? Ja, weil ich es sehr gefreut hatte. Das war eines der einzigen Dinge, bei denen ich eingeladen wurde.
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What do you do?
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Wenn ich nicht eingeladen worden wäre, hätte ich es nicht gemacht, um diese Premiere zu sehen. Ich liebe diese Show.
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Nein, ich war in Australien.
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I saw your thing about Demi that really hit you hard.
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Dinner Theater. Oh, there's no food for you. We're just gonna serve Buddy a seven-course meal with mics mounted all the way around her.
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Well, you know, it's difficult with horror, as you know. I know, but see, and listen. Everybody says, what's the movie that did win with the gorgeous gal, Mikey? Mikey Madison. Everyone says it's amazing, so maybe it is so amazing.
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Yeah, I mean, can I just be honest, though? Yeah. Don't you think part of anybody with... I mean, if we ever get nominated for real awards, I'll be really happy. Yeah. But... You know that shit is not qualifying anyone's performance or acting. They're both great actresses.
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Sie hat den Golden Globe und all diese wundervollen Nominierungen. Noch ein guter Kick für Horror.
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Sie ist immer auf Feuer. Katniss Everdeen, die Frau auf Feuer. Aber ich sah ihre Gesichter und ich projiziere natürlich, wenn Demi, ich konnte es sehen. Ich konnte es sehen. Du hast deinen Oscar genommen und du hast es durch die TV geworfen.
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Wir wissen alle, wie wir sich darüber fühlen. Es ist vorbei. Madonna hat einen Pin in es gelegt. Ansonsten, wenn ich irgendwo... Ich werde dir sagen, wir werden in Zoey Saldana kommen. Ich werde sie bei Erewhon sehen und sie wird mich in den Arsch kicken mit ihren schwarzen weißen Händen. Ja, sie ist so wie, bleib schlau, jobless. Hi bald, wie war dein Film? Don't have one?
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Wie war deine Nominierung? Oh, du hast kein trans-mexikanisches Musikal? Dann hör auf, Scheiße.
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I just say, just a message to my mom. Mom, if you're watching this, you should be, you died three years ago. What are you doing?
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Shouldn't you be drunk by now? I also take issue with, and this happened a little bit at the Gemstones, but it happens at every Talkback, where they ask them like, Ich weiß, es sind alle großartige Schauspieler. Ich weiß, es sind alle großartige Performer. Aber manchmal, wenn wir alle aneinander aufstehen und uns ausdrücken.
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Manchmal will ich nur hören, wie lustig es war, deinen eigenen Stunt zu machen. Ja. Ich weiß, es ist ein großartiges Grupp von Leuten. Ich weiß, es ist ein Privileg, ein arbeitender Schauspieler zu sein. Manche dieser Dinge, ich bin so, okay, ich bin so, du weißt, wenn du die Steuern, weil ich fahre. I can, I can
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Or some places they feed you during.
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Ich denke, ich würde den Halle Berry weinen, wenn sie aufsteht. Aber das war... Ich liebe das. Das war verrückt. Aber das ist, was ich liebe. Aber sie war so... Ich gehe da hoch, ich ziehe meinen Wig aus, um das gleiche Wig zu zeigen. Ich nehme beide meine Schuhe aus, um meine rechten Beine zu zeigen. Nein, du nimmst deine Schuhe aus, du riechst, es ist wie Tonnen Wasser.
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Ich lache und es ist Scrabble Tiles. Ich sage danke und ich gehe. Nein, das ist es. Jetzt ist das alles. Du hast die Frau gezeigt. Wir sagten, wir würden nicht darüber sprechen.
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Ja, aber du hast mich spirituell gemacht. Weißt du, weil ich wusste, dass du über meinen Penis und meine Beine denkst.
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Und das ist damals, als TV 22 Saisonen machte und sie waren 45 Minuten lang. Das ist, was ich mit dir sprechen muss. Wo sind alle Cowboys? Ja.
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I don't know if I want to see a bunny burlesque number either. Oh, that's a hard one. That's not back seam tights, that's blood coming out of her ass sticking down her legs. Sie ist wütend. Ich liebe das.
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Hot as hell. I love her. Hot as the big cherry lips, the smoky eye. She kind of gets Anna de Armas a little bit. She's so fucking good. And I follow her on Instagram and now she does primarily activism because she had some not so safe experiences when she was a young actress. So now she does a lot of work like that, but she looks exactly the same.
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Body T. Her body T, her face pretty, her body T. And I'm watching it and I'm just like, Nothing fucking beats Buffy vs. Faith in this season. Nothing beats goody goody tan blonde Buffy against slutty evil Faith with the big knife. And I'm watching it and I forget that in season three there's an episode called, I think it's called, which one's the one about the shooter?
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Buffy ist in einer Hochschule, sie ist ein Junge dieses Jahres, und es gibt einen... Earshot. Es gibt einen Episode, wo sie diese zwei Dämonen kämpft, die Telepathie haben, und sie haben keine Mäuse. Und sie bekommt etwas Blut auf sie, und das Blut geht in ihre Haut, und sie bekommt den Power, sie bekommt einen Aspekt des Dämonen, und sie bekommt den Power, die Gedanken zu hören. Oh, furchtbar.
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Also, zuerst ist Buffy so, das ist unglaublich. Ich werde ein besserer Kämpfer. Ich kann alle Gefühle von mir lesen. Und für Storytelling ist es ein guter Episode, um zu hören, was alle geheimlich denken. Aber... Aber das ist ein Episode, den ich glaube, du kannst mich auf diesen Fakt checken, ich glaube, an dem Zeitpunkt war es geplätschert. Okay, I'll tell you what the episode.
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She's in the lunchroom and she hears a voice go, this time tomorrow you'll all be dead. So Buffy's like, oh my God, somebody in the high school is going to kill everyone. So she's trying to cure her hearing thoughts because they're so numerous. She like passes out when she's in a group of people because she can hear everyone's thoughts.
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So her and the Scooby Gang are trying to find out who the shooter is by this time tomorrow. So it's frantic. They're trying to interview people. And Sie endet in einer Klopftür in der Schule mit einem Kleinen mit einem Pfeil. Sie stoppt diesen Kleinen mit dem Pfeil, der sich selbst töten wird. Dieser Episode wurde während der Columbine gedreht. Columbine war die Woche vorher. Also 1998 oder so.
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Columbine ist passiert. Schreckliche Tragödie. Und der nächste, außer du bist Alex Jones, der glaubt, dass es nicht passiert ist.
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The next week, this episode is meant to air and I'm like, just thinking of the... Ich meine, du kannst nicht die Zukunft erwarten, wenn du diese riesigen TV-Schläge vor 22 Episoden machst. Und ich glaube, dass sie die Episode bis zum Ende der Saison drückten, obwohl es chronologisch nicht Sinn macht.
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Aber wie verrückt ist es, dass die Woche, in der es aussehen soll, es eine Episode gibt, mit einem Kind mit einer Waffe in einer Schule.
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But it was a huge, huge, huge thing. I mean, I watched that Columbine documentary and it was about Infowars saying the parents are all liars and shit. It's a wreck. Can you fucking imagine that? I know. That documentary starts with the parents talking about getting their kids ready for school that day, what they ate, what clothes they put on them.
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Sie ist ein großartiger Performer. Ich habe gesehen, dass diese Scheiße weggeht. 90 Minuten. Wenn eine Song kommt, die sie liebt, wird sie vor den Dekken kommen. Und sie wird spinnen. Ich weiß nicht, wie diese Waffe auf ihrem Kopf bleibt.
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It was awful. And then you have these, I think we talked about them on the pod, but you had these parents being like, can you just acknowledge that like, My kid died. My kid was murdered at school. Yeah. Can you not ask your millions of listeners or whatever to call me and tell me I'm a liar? That's so fucking crazy. That's brutal. I just love to re-watch Buffy. I know that's horrible.
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You want me to watch Mad Men?
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Weißt du, was passieren wird? Es wird passieren, dass ich, wenn ich neue Informationen nehme, hyper fixiere. Und ich spreche über Mad Men für ein Jahr wahrscheinlich.
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Their CGI. Guess what? Season 2 is coming. What? The rehearsal. No way. Season 2 is coming, baby. What are they gonna do? Who knows? Speaking of mannequins of kids. Remember they would have the fake kids sleeping in there sometimes?
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Now I think they should read Best Oscar as the wrong thing every year. Yeah. Als ein kleiner Rücktritt. Aber was, wenn sie das zu mir gemacht hätten?
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Oder sonst was. Und ich weiß, dass das Zeitreise ist. Ich erinnere mich an diese kleine Oscar-Party, als das passiert ist. Miss La La Land gab mir nicht, was es alle anderen gibt. Das Film gab mir nicht, was es alle anderen gibt.
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Irgendwann gehe ich zu einer Audition und sie werden sagen, du wirst gegen die Person lesen, die deine... Selena Gomez und Zoe Saldana. Ja, ja, ja. Es ist eine Art Lose-Isaiah-Remake. Ich spiele die Halle Berry-Rolle und Zoe spielt die Jessica Lange-Rolle. Und sie haben mich mit ihr zu lesen und Zoe wird sagen... So flott.
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Interesting of you to bring your heap of shit body in here and try to talk to me.
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Ich... Sieh, wenn es regnet... Mama. Wenn es regnet, bist du poor.
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You know what, actually? Boots. Boots. By the way, if you guys notice, this is a new Trixie shirt. This is in collaboration with the American Red Cross.
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This is going to benefit all the people who are deployed, mental health workers, skilled health workers, help to fully stock emergency response vehicles, supply a full-date emergency shelter, distribute cleanup kits, stock with essentials, and provide financial assistance for families who are trying to jumpstart recovery from very difficult situations. Isn't it cool?
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We're helping the people who are affected by the LA fires. It has me on it. All the money, all of it. Not the thing where companies say a portion of the proceeds. All of it goes to help people who is affected. So enjoy this Trixie shirt in exchange for your support for people in need. Love you. I love that shirt. Thank God. And also I love the beige color. I love the off-white. It's nice, right?
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I love that. We have a show this weekend. I think I'm going to talk about bangs. You can come see some of the bald and the beautifuls here. I don't think we have any scheduled.
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I've seen her, she used to do shows at Casita and I would go get to see her Casita in the basement there, which is a great place to see her because it's like 80 seats. Oh, I love that place. So you are up in her face, which is fun.
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Sei ein guter Amerikaner. All I ask is that you vote and you turn on green when it's time.
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I don't even care about the blinker. Just get that heap of shit out of here.
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You better. Give a hoot. You better. Du solltest das Fiat 500 hier rausnehmen, okay? Kann ich dir erzählen, was mir passiert ist? Ich war auf Tour und ich hatte ein paar Rückprobleme. Weißt du, die Art von Arthritis, die ich habe, beginnt in der Spine. Was? Und so habe ich eine sehr milde Spinalfusion hier oben. Milde Spinalfusion? Ja.
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Also es ist degenerativ. Also beginne ich, mit ein paar davon zu handeln. Und ich hatte meinen Rücken auf Tour, von sitzen in den Sitz und nicht richtig schlafen. Weißt du, die Art von Dinge am Morgen, wo ich erst streichen muss. Die Rückenschmerzen sind das erste Ding. Rollen. Yeah, but like in bed, before I get out of bed, long child's pose, stuff like that. So I have to get a massage.
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So Brandon goes, you know, we're staying at the West and there's a spa in here. And I go, all right. I call, I go, do you guys have anybody who can do kind of like a sports massage style, like a heavier massage? And they go, well, we can just, we have normal massage. We can ask for like a firm grip. And I said, okay, imagine the grip. Right. So I go in, I lay down and, um,
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Ich fühle mich schlecht, weil ich weiß, dass diese Person mich erkannt hat und ich weiß, dass diese Person ein Fan war. Es war einfach nicht genug Druck. Also habe ich gesagt, mach es hart, mach es hart. Ich habe gesagt, ich bin wie ein 350-Pund-Bulgarischer, der Fags hasst, um den Scheiß auf mich zu schlagen. But, you know, you will not, it'll be fine. And she goes, great.
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Yeah. You know, because you're right there.
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She hands me a stone that says, like, courage. And I go, great. So I lay down with that. So that's like, right, okay, great. And I love her. She was a lovely, if you're looking to relax, I think she was the massage for you, because I fell asleep.
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My back was so bad that it was taking gabapentin and doing icy hot, like it was bad. You needed physical therapy, essentially. Yeah, yeah. She's giving... She's giving Miss Touchy Feely. She's giving Miss Gropey Ropey. She's giving Aura of Roswell, New Mexico. Yeah. And I could tell that she was a supporter of the pod and a friend of ours. Well, then why did she get into it? Put her back into it.
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Sie hat einige sehr off-color-Materialien gemacht. Hast du sie auf jeden Fall aufgeschrieben? Weil ich langsam ihr ganze Akt stehlen muss.
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I felt bad being like, all right, if this is the pressure, I would rather just pay in full and leave now and find another massage. Oh, fuck. But then I fell asleep. Oh, okay. So then I woke up and found another massage, walked over, and this was the other end of the spectrum. Wesley Snipes. All the lights on. Ich habe gesagt, nimm einfach das Shirt weg, ich brauche nur deine Rückseite zu sehen.
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Und wir arbeiten mit Knöcheln und Knöcheln, Druckpunkt. Die haben mich gefragt, hast du einen Rückenschmerzen? Alles ist so schmutzig, du hast so viele verschiedene Bereiche geschwollen. Hast du einen Spinalschmerzen? Und ich sagte nein.
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Dann musste ich einen X-Ray machen und sie meinten, oh ja, die Bereich, die gefügt ist, ist wie, du weißt, diese zwei Spine sind gefügt und es wird wahrscheinlich Probleme haben. Und Dieser Kerl, so ein furchtbarer Knuckel, in der Rückseite, nach oben. Brustknöchel-Beat. Kinetic von Wade. Kinetic von Wade in Brisbane. Sie haben mich zusammengebracht.
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Dieser Knuckel, so tief in der Rückseite, schmerzt so schlecht. Und Tränen machen mir das Gefühl, dass ich keine Vulnerabilität zeigen kann. Perfekt. Also kämpfe ich im Grunde nach Tränen, wie schlecht es schmerzt. Aber ich bin auch so wie, was hast du dafür bezahlt? Ja. Willst du Dirt, Dirt cheap machen? Ja.
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It was very, very beneficial. Because I just, I'd never experienced a massage that was so light-handed that I was like, damn.
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I've had the same massage guy for 10 years. Really? Yes, and he's a big, strong, huge hand, just football build. So maybe I'm just used to a lot of pressure. That's all I've ever known.
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So fest, wie du es tun kannst. Und dann habe ich gesagt, es ist wirklich kein Wunsch, einen Kommentar zu geben, weil das ist der leichteste Massage, den ich je hatte. Vielleicht frage ich... Sie muss auf den Tisch springen, weil ich eine Thai-Lady hatte, die sich über mich springt. And that's the thing. Maybe I am asking someone salsa to dance hip-hop. Maybe it's just a different style.
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And I was being unfair with what I expected. Because it was a spa. And frankly, I don't give a shit about the tea.
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I don't care about the dark lights.
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And back to the hot tub too. The only reason I do use it every day out of like If you have one and you pay for it, you better get in it, you whore. Get in every day, no matter what. Every day. Out of sickness, I get in every day. Diarrhea? Cook myself in the hot diarrhea. Why not? Get in that brown soup. Hell yeah.
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Back in my day there was boys and girls. It was Adam and Eve, not gin and tonic. Southern Comfort? What's so comfortable about it? Southern Comfort? Oh man.
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Weißt du, wenn du wachst... Ich habe einen Penis, damit jeder es weiß.
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Ich glaube, wir wissen es. Oh, okay. Ja, du versteckst es nicht genau und drückst es. Wir müssen es alle sehen, in diesen schmutzigen Schuhen, Miss Knuckle.
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Miss Knuckle. You've got Mr. Peanut on board here. Mrs. Peanut. Mrs. Peanut. Mrs. Peanut. Penis to vagina. Don't. So sometimes when you wake up hungover, you're horny. I don't know if this has ever happened to anybody else. You get horny, but then if you have the sex, you get sicker. Du schnappst auf den Beat. Sobald du den Nut schnappst, denkst du dir, oh, ich könnte jetzt aufhören.
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Weil der Hangover dann aufhört. Weil die Distraktion vorbei ist. Oh mein Gott, das ist so verrückt.
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Und dann bist du nass und dein Mund riecht wie Kamm und du denkst dir, jetzt was? So I've been watching the news a lot in LA. I'm just kind of fixated on watching the news and the whole. So I found this great TikTok of news blooper. These audio. You will not believe what these people say. Listen to this bitch on the air.
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Mein Witz über dich wäre, hast du über Katja gehört? Sie ist gestorben.
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She didn't know what was rolling.
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Mega-Doo-Doo.
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A professional journalist. D.D.
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Soldier, public servant. We're not pouring one out for Didi. When you see Deidre and you're not sure, you could say Deanne, you could say Diana, you could say Miss D. This lovely individual.
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Didi Megadudu. You better not have me working with you after when you walk in the break room i don't have the professionalism to not go so dd mega doo doo from dd to the doo doo from dd a slight chance of some participation participation participate per hurt is that a stroke is that a stroke well is that a stroke when the weather gal can't say you know this is horny you had one job and it's
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Hold on, I got one more for you. This is really fierce.
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Isn't that cunty? The News? Didi Megadudu. Didi Megadudu. But now he's dead. You gotta be careful with that News voice, because it can sound very cold to the dead. Everyone died.
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Didi Megadudu, Fox 11 News. I hate that kind of cadence, you know? I hate it too. It's wild. What do you call that? Bad reporting? Well, I asked a reporter why they do that. He said it's so that when you're in the field, they know when that segment is. They're done talking. It's your over. Yeah, gotcha, gotcha.
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Hast du jemals diesen Clip von ihr gesehen? Sie ist außerhalb des Memorials von Lee Bowries.
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We do one live event a year and it takes a village for us to sit and speak. Hello. Thank you.
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A name that is like Margaret? Well, that's right up there with a normal name. Like Brandon's mom told me she almost did B-R-A-N-D-E-N. I was like, he would have been having to fix that his whole life. That would have been horrible. I know, it's crazy. Brian, B-R-I-E-N or some shit. What the fuck? Mary, don't get creative with the spelling. Don't get creative. It's just a label. It's just a label.
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Focus on what's inside. All right, well, thank you for having us here at the pod. Pouring out for Megadudu. Megadudu, goodbye.
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Sie hat ihr Geld gewonnen? Ja. Ich hoffe, das ist, was du tust. Ich wollte nicht sagen, dass du es an meinem Geburtstag tust, aber wir wissen, was passieren wird. Mama, bitte. Star Trek? War es Star Trek? Jemand heute sagte mir, wie sie gute Freunde mit Hollywoodland hatten. Und sie war so lustig. Ich vermisse, wie lustig sie war. Und ich war so, ja, ich werde es vermissen, wenn du sterbst.
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Not even, I'm like, I feel like I'm always slowly preparing myself that you probably will die before me. Well, now that I'm driving the car. Guess who else is on the road?
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The Venga Bus is coming. Driving, I have it on my notes. Driving, driving, driving. I wrote down driving too. Guess what I got here today? No ma'am.
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Mary, and then guess what kind of, they have all different tiers of insurance. Because I got an enterprise rental. You got like five billion dollars a month. I got the full. So if I hit someone else, their car, my car and my body or their body is covered.
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Eighty-five dollars a day. Eighty-five dollars a day. I said, for that price, I'm fucking hitting somebody. $85, um jemanden zu treffen und zu sagen, trink, geh, geh, geh, und dann hinterher. Also ich war weiß, nackt, und ich glaube... Es ist furchtbar. 10 Jahre ist eine lange Zeit. Es ist furchtbar. Ich war einfach so, warum bin ich so gespannt, um meinen Lizenz zu bekommen?
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Ich würde heute zu PEG fahren. Ich würde fahren... Ich nehme die 101 hier.
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Ja, so this is our new set and it's like a monochromatic thing, which has been our thing for a long time. Yeah, the converse pink and red, but it's a new riff on an old classic and I sorry, I love it. I love it. This is actually part of the work here is done by our friends who did our Netflix sets. Yeah, so we keep it in the family.
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No. I remember in driving school, they said that more accidents happen on roads where cars are conversing. Less accidents happen on freeways because everyone's going the same way.
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Because people are texting. Well, you get a fender bender. Let's say you stop short, get a fender burn on the freeway. You're like, everybody's safe. You get out. A semi truck hits you. Hello. On the road. Final destination. And the devil lies. I rented a car to get here. I was gonna rent a Mitsubishi Mirage, because it was the cheapest. And then I was like, I'm gonna splurge. A Bentley.
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No, I don't know what I have. It's a... We don't know what it is. It's like a luxury mid-size SUV. Okay. Audi? I don't know. Let's find out. I was trying to get a car. I was trying to get this car called a Lexus GX60, I believe. I love the look of that car. She's a big girl, though. She's a size 14. Also, my driveway is... Miss Petite. Ja, du fährst.
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Also mein erster Tag fahrt ich, ich knurre beide Fenster aus und ich bin so, wer braucht sie?
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Was war es? Oh, es ist ein Audi. Was habe ich gerade gesagt? Audi. That was my first guess. Audi. I googled fear of driving. Do people have fear of driving? And I did it on my private browser so nobody would find out about it. Don't ever go on my private browser. Stay off my phone. And the devil laughed. Yeah, and the devil laughed.
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And they said that the only way through it is to acknowledge that fear is not real. And it's not a real thing. It's just a feeling. And you just have to drive more and you'll be scared less. Yes. So they said, leave earlier, drive in the slow lane.
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Die Sache ist, ich fuhr, dachte mir, wie vergesse ich, dass das furchtbar ist.
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Es war wie... Die Amazon-Truppe geht über diese Frau nicht mal so schnell. Es ist wie umdrehen. Und sie schreit so witzig. Es ist so verrückt. Über ihr ganzes Körper?
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Und dann kommt der Amazon-Typ raus, schaut nach ihr, schaut umher und fährt einfach weg. Fierce. Can I get that video? Big Brothers listening, because now that I've got my license and everything, they're like, do you want to see some crashes on your phone? So I'm excited to drive more. I think what I have to do is... Pick short trips.
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It's hard that I live on Hollywood Boulevard because the beginning of any car ride is treacherous.
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They really know what time it is. You gotta trust the girls.
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Und dann bin ich vorbeigekommen und sie haben den Koffer genommen. Ich habe gesagt, wenn dieser Hund mich töten will, was wirst du tun? Was wirst du tun? Das ist wie ein Rennfahrzeug, das das Parachute erzeugt und es ist so groß wie ein Teig. Danke. Das ist nichts. Nichts.
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Du kannst es nicht. Entschuldige. Ich habe auch versucht, die sichersten Autos zu recherchieren, weil ich dachte, wenn wir unser Trainingsbrau wieder ein bisschen bekommen, und meine Nippel, ich habe gerade die Hormone gestartet, und meine Nippel sind wie eine Art Bubble. Ja, ja, ja. Breastbuds.
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Well, could you imagine if we let gay guys do this? Honey, Paisley.
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Und bevor ich die Kleidungspinne anziehen kann und wirklich Spaß haben kann, Du kannst dich nicht bewegen. Ich kann meine Nippel nicht bewegen. Right now. You know. So I was with jumper cables. So I'm trying to figure out how to get the safest car. And then, you know, one of the safest options I was finding was a test. And I was like, we're not doing that. Thank you. Sure.
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And then, and then I think of myself parking at the PS direct because at the PS direct, you can part your car. Oh, you can, but why, but it's four cyber trucks and my like high end Elantra. Nein Mama, wenn du in PS I Love You L.A.X. machst, werden sie dich aufholen. Sie bieten das nicht mehr an. Was redest du da drüber? Jetzt, wenn wir diese Autos bekommen, ist es ein privates Buchen.
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Sie bieten das Auto nicht mehr an.
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Like a rhinestone. I'm thinking leather and lace. Rhinestones or pearls. I think leather and lace would be a good vibe for us too. Yeah, next time. How about pleather and mace? Hattest du mal Mace? Warum nicht? Warum lebst du nicht laut, Mädchen? Geh' Mace, Mädchen. Was würdest du Elon Musk sagen? Geh' Mace. Ich schaue viele Twitter-Fight-Videos. Wie Fight in the Maccas?
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Ein Zoom. Ja.
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Das ist großartig. Ein Zoom. Ein langes, tiefes Gespräch. Und du schaust auf den Telefon und du bist da für zwei Stunden. Du solltest einfach arbeiten.
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Ich habe dir gesagt, dass ich aus einem Auto kam und gesagt habe, du fährst verrückt, tschüss.
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Miss Cahuenga Pass. Socks it to you. Miss Cahuenga, she's passing. Miss Cahuenga, she could pass.
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Heute's episode of bald and beautiful sponsored by airbnb so i have to tell you guys i went all the way up to my hometown of wasaki wisconsin in wasaki we have two motels i've never stayed at either of them but when i travel especially when i travel up north where honestly you guys i love where i'm from but on an average week night we don't even have one like one restaurant open so
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Ich mag es, Brot zu kochen. Ich mag es, Abendessen zu kochen, wenn ich will, Mittagessen, was auch immer. Also wollte ich irgendwo wohnen bleiben. Ich habe eine vier, es war wie eine Viertelstunde, aber es schläft wie sechs oder acht, technisch gesagt. Ich habe einen riesigen Kabinett direkt außerhalb von Wasaki auf dem Meer. Und es war großartig. Perfect for me. It was perfect. Great Wi-Fi.
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I'm sorry you were shitting yourself in your moldy fucking apartment, ho, but I was enjoying myself. All right? So fuck me.
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Blueberries. Full of antioxidants. Blueberries. Where'd you get the blueberries from? Let's put the store on blast.
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So then I ate a lot of the food. And then, you know, I knew that Splash Mountain was now Tiana's Bayou Adventure. But I'd never seen Princess and the Frog. So I watched it before the ride. So I would know who was in the ride. Lovely ride. It's Splash Mountain with really cool animatronics. I thought Star Wars was cool. I've never seen Star Wars. I didn't.
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It was still pretty straightforward what was going on. And I knew, oh, that's a celebrity that's doing the, you know, the end of the rides are like, thanks, Captain. We made it. And you're like, thanks, Chris Pratt, whatever. You know what I mean?
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What if we had like, you got to be in a ride and you got to be like, all right, don't forget to fasten your seatbelt.
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I don't like that you don't like motion sickness makes you sick Simpsons that's what I was gonna say Simpsons is wild is some big guy coming out and just beating the hell out of you it's wild and then you realize at the end you didn't go anywhere that's wild to me and your head hurts my brain is not made to jog around in my head like that I love it but yeah I get it
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Um, I always really like haunted mansion, even though it's kind of like a baby ride. I mean, it's not like a thrill ride. I like haunted mansion. It was fun. And also I never go see the shows cause normally I'm so busy trying to ride rides. But since I had the guide, I did everything I wanted to do by four o'clock. So I was like, I guess let's go see phantasmic.
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That's the, you know, the, the water and the lights and the people singing and all that. Oh, so I went to see phantasmic. Um,
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and i ate an edible and i swear to god when the peter pan ship i'm watching i'm like oh it's water it's spraying whatever i look over to the right and i go surely i'm not seeing this like i just was kind of i'd lift it off at that point the giant pirate ship with fucking peter pan and hook and wendy on it and i was like were they really on it was the mushroom land
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Well, it was, it was really them. It was really them, but it was actors obviously. Oh, okay. But they were real people. They were real people. Yeah. There's real people. Um, and you know, who knows if Peter Pan looked young, it was far away. It's probably somebody in their seventies. So I really liked it to be honest.
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I, I, I haven't gone since like 2019 and I would say that's a good, a good five years, six years between is lovely. Yeah. When I first moved here, I feel like I went like once a year because I was like, wow, we're so close to Disney. And I'm like, every five years is good.
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I don't know. I think they should. Small world was closed, which I kind of wanted to see small world. It's a small world after all. And there's like little puppets from all over the world. You know, we got the girls from stock from just go to Pac-Man, not Pac-Man. Oh no, that's universal. That's universal. Also, I have had this hat for like 10 years and I pulled it out being like, wow.
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Pack rat me, you're like pack mouse. You wore that? Yes, I did. So I was like, I'm going to wear my hat that I've had for 10 years. Cause you know what? I paid for it. And I go, then I go, look, guy to look, I have a hat. I said, I noticed nobody else has this hat. I thought this was like the standard Disney hat. And I was like, is this cringe millennial hat? Is this old?
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And she was like, yeah, that's like, nobody wears that anymore. And I was like, okay, perfect. I guess just fuck me then. Well, I guess long story short, I wouldn't say that, uh, For me, you have to let a lot of years go by to re-remember what you think Disney's like and then go, I just don't. I like it. I don't know about it as like a real full-time hobby.
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Because some people, Disney is their real, real hobby. And I think that's fine. But I just, after two days there, I was like, yeah, I'm good for a few more years.
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Well, I also think it's a lot of walking. So the parents who want to walk that much probably are young enough to have very young children. Right. I mean, I mean, a lot of the people on scooters were older people, but they also told me you can bring your own scooter there or you can rent. Cause I asked, I was like, there's so many scooters. Does everybody bring these?
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And they were like, Oh, the blue ones are probably rentals, but the rest of them people bring. And then get this. I said, do people ever steal the strollers? Cause I had the guide. So I was like, I'm so cheap. I was like, I'm going to ask you so many questions because if I'm paying you to be here, I'm going to ask shit that doesn't even matter. Like how much baby shit is there?
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I was like, so what happens to the strollers? Like there's so many sitting here unattended. Do people steal from them? And she said no, but for a while somebody was taking everything, taking everything. They weren't stealing what was in the stroller. They would take everything in the stroller, dump it on the ground and take the stroller out of here and sell it.
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People were just going to Disney to steal strollers because you could just walk out with the stroller. No one's going to say anything. And if you're some guy ruffling through the stroller, probably like, oh, that's a dad looking for the binky. Oh, right. Yes. So, but some of these strollers like that, what is it? The, um,
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move or no, I forget what it's called that one brand where they're like $1,200. Yeah. I mean, you could just go resell that on the internet and make, well, I saw somebody on Tik TOK talking about, Oh, somebody keeps finding me at the airports asking me to sign stuff. I guess that's happening to everyone now. Really?
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Coco Gauff this tennis player I love she commented on it she was like this has happened to me get out of here and the person in the video was like it makes me feel unsafe and when you ask how they knew you were there they give you a bogus answer like well we just figured no you didn't somebody told you I was going to be here on this exact flight looking up my real fucking name I want to know who's the who's the who spills the beans
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oh my you know what god bless the next person who tries to do that to me at the airport because it's on site it's a complete blow up i'm not doing it they're gonna get killed why don't i come to your house they're gonna get murdered and ask you to write your name did someone say something about you signing something for me like i don't and i don't say this lightly i love everyone get a job bitch yeah any job yeah not harassing people the airport yeah get some mediation gigs
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I don't see it. No. The only thing I like about it is then if somebody buys it online, at least it's a real signature. Because if you Google yourself on eBay, you will find a lot of fake sign shit. Oh, good. Fans paying top dollar for something that you didn't really sign, that feels bad.
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Well, have you noticed the scalpers also want a picture with you? Yes. That's crazy. It's crazy.
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I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I mean, you're not just puking. Your, your body's shaking. Yeah. Your head, your full body. Pain. Pain. You feel poisoned. Pain. And you are shitting, which sucks. I would rather shit my brains out than puke. Yeah, no shit.
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Your eyes are bloodshot enough. Yeah.
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One time, at Gelson's in West Hollywood, I got some avocado, like a guacamole avocado spread for some pita chips on one of my health kicks. immediate throwing up. It was, it was, and it comes on real, real food poisoning hits so fast, so hard.
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I watched that movie the other day. We talked about it. Oh, we did? I think. I watched the movie the other day. Fargo?
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It's incredible.
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It was kind of poly in the way it presented what genre it is. It was like every genre. It was a little scary, a little funny, a little drama.
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Paramount, Dingleberry. I don't forget. I've been watching some various items. I'll put this in the frog because I was like, I'm hyped. I felt weirdly racist not having seen the Black Princess movie. Oh, I'm not up on the Disney shit. Well, it came out not, it's not an old movie, but then I thought, am I really about to go in this park and not have seen the ride dedicated to the Black Princess?
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Sure. So I watched the movie. It was a lovely movie. You loved it. I didn't love it, but I did like it. Okay. She turns into a frog. She kisses the frog thinking that she's going to cure the frog and she turns into a frog herself. Oh, it's like Shrek. Kind of. Frog Shrek. Frog Shrek. Frog Shrek. And then I've been watching 90 Day Fiance.
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Every few years, I kind of come out of a coffin and I go like, I got to catch up. Because I'm not following it season to season the way I do like Love is Blind where I'm like, the new one's out. Let's go. But 90 Day Fiance, the K-1 visa, these people moving across the world with 90 days to decide if they're going to marry someone. It's just crazy. It's just crazy. I don't even understand it.
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So this season, I was watching season nine. There is a gorgeous, very surged trans girl named Nikki, and she's dating a guy. He's from Moldova. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes. And he's a personal trainer, and they're so hot for each other, but obviously they're very open about some of the physical incompatibilities they have because I think he has kind of like some mental blocks about her body. Okay.
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So he's like, I think has feelings for her and affectionate toward her, but has a hard time like... Going down on her. I feel weird whispering it because she talks about it on the show. Okay, okay. That's fine. You don't have to whisper about it.
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And that's like, oh, that's complicated because we're dealing with a language barrier and sort of like this trans amorous sort of push and pull of like- Does he know that she- He knows.
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This is what was interesting. On camera, he's fine doing huggy, kissy, emotional intimacy. But then they talk about having some barriers in the bedroom, which-
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in my peripheral experience the men usually have blocks with the emotional stuff but they want to fuck all the time okay right i don't know so like it's interesting because i think he obviously has feelings for her in the series but has kind of his own blocks about her you know being trans then you add to the the mix like the third layer of like this is filmed on television it's filmed on television which is which is weird because there's cameras around and
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shows them in bed cuddling kissing but i guess he has a hard time with that just seems so like having emotional intimacy on camera is so much deeper than sex to me i don't trust anybody who's on tv right you know well and that's an element that i like about 90 day fiance too it's like a lot of these people come from other countries they maybe are in love and they do want to move to the united states but they're also an influencer yeah like they are a lot of them
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wanting to be famous in some way. And then I love when they get into, they do this on Love is Blind too, where they're like, well, are you in it for the right reasons? It's like, what is the right reasons? You're all selling, you know, halo bear hair vitamins or whatever. So what is the right reason? You're all in the Crest ad. You're all in the T-Mobile ad. What do you mean? Mint Mobile.
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Mint Mobile. You know? So, like, what is the reason? What is the reason?
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Is it Mint Mobile or is it Crest White Strips? But then there's this guy from Kentucky and his gal comes from, I believe, Panama. So, I might not remember it. But he's living in a studio apartment with dogs and guinea pigs. And his mom... No, guinea pig. His mom's a... His mom's a guinea pig. His mom is... So, this is the thing. I've lived at all different...
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like, you know, um, I've lived in two apartments. I've lived very, you know, paycheck to paycheck. Yeah. His mom lives in his closet on a mattress on the floor. Okay. Okay. So my thought was, which by the way, like I've shared beds with my siblings. I've had four kids to a room. I've done that. Like, but I was a kid and I wasn't filming. My thing was, wow. To bring cameras into your home.
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And your mom is in the, in the, uh, he was like would you like to meet my mom and like opens the door and she's in there on the floor on a mattress on a tablet like And of course I'm like, wow. And then, well, then this is the real drama of the season with them. The real drama was his sister is like, you know what? I don't really know her.
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She doesn't speak English, but I'm just going to get her drunk because that's truth serum. Drunk, drunk words are sober thoughts. So then she gets drunk with the girl and she's like, so, and they're using Google transit, of course, on camera. So, cause nobody, she doesn't speak English and English I've heard is very difficult to learn. Right. Of course.
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Especially if you're in a closet on the floor. Yeah.
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besides that you get your duolingo you lay back on the floor and you know I just in the closet on the floor so then they get drunk and the sister's like you know it's her bachelorette party and imagine me a bachelorette party in a room full of people you don't know and can't speak to because you don't know English and so you're just in your veil and your penis necklace just like with the cameras around and the sister's like
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So, I know you think that he tells you that he's going to kick my mom out, but I'm going to tell you right now, those two people are always going to live together. She's always going to be in your life. You better get used to it. She's always going to be in the closet on the floor, ho. Your sister's like, she's never moving out. He's lying to you. There, there.
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He's never going to cut the umbilical cord. That's his lover. Basically snitching on her being like, you're about to marry Miss Mama's Boy. Miss Mama on the floor. Yeah. Miss Swamp Thing in the closet. Which I have issue with Mama's Boy as a concept because when someone's a daddy's girl, we don't care. But when someone likes their mom, we hate that. I don't know. I don't know.
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Liking your mom is not the worst fucking thing somebody's ever done. Okay. No, but I don't say that from experience because Val. Yeah. And it was just our very, it was a very tumultuous season. So then ultimately the sister orders a stripper for the bachelorette party. And the husband is, you guessed it, pissed.
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The men love to get the stripper, but if the girl gets a stripper, the men lose their minds.
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So what did the stripper do with the lap dance in the closet? No.
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No, the closet wasn't involved. It was in one of those like party vans. It was like party vans. Worse. And then there's Ashley who meets a guy whose name is Manuel. Ashley's a witch. She's a witch. She's a witch. So she's literally at the reunion saging people being like, Manuel, stop it. It's really crazy. Are these people on mentallyill.com? Is it mentalillness.com?
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I think they're looking for love. And I think sometimes some of these people I'm like, I understand like, oh, I live in California and he lives in Seattle and we make it work. It's maybe direct flights. It's maybe it's international travel relationship. I just am like with mama on the floor.
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A lot of them either meet online or one of them's on vacation or study abroad and they meet while they're abroad. Okay. Hmm. Like Nikki and her boyfriend, Igor. Okay. Personal trainer. Nikki, she wore... And of course in Moldova, he's like, you dress too much. So he tries to take her to buy her like white linen poplin shirts and like jeans. And she's in like a neon bikini with a faux ponytail.
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Like I'm not wearing that. It's so awesome. It's so weird.
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Yeah. It's a lot of... Mama's on the floor in the closet. Mama's on the floor in the closet misbehaving. Okay. So I've seen most seasons one through nine and it's just really... Do you know about Muhammad? You probably told me. Daniela Muhammad in the beginning of the series. Muhammad is like... I'll just play the audio. I'll just play the audio. Play me the audio. Where's the phone?
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Mama on the floor? What does it find you? Oh. You know, Danielle's probably maybe Val's age. Okay. And Mohammed is maybe 25.
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And then... What do you think it is? I don't know. I'm riveted. You know it's stinky pussy. You know you're acting. Come on.
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I want my sex tonight. They have a very difficult relationship. And when they do finally get married, he dips to Miami the next day.
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oh it's tough so they're just looking for visas and passports not always some of them are truly in love and are married and like have kids now and some of them you're like wow this feels underhanded this feels like you're you know what network is behind all this of course you know it's tlc you know it's tlc you know it's fucking tlc bitch tlc you you
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TLC is going to jail.
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And this is 100% of you are going to jail. This is like pre-COVID, this clip. Now it's even wilder on 90 Day Fiancé. I love 90 Day Fiancé. I love it.
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It makes me want to throw up. And sometimes, too, I'm not saying age gaps aren't real because we're in gay world. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Baby. Most people, so many people we know, it's Daddy Warbucks and fucking Danny from The Shining on the tricycle.
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Yeah, and then you and I are the twins. Come play with us. Yeah, yeah. And then we kind of put on our gear and have a play session. Do you know what I mean? Kind of like get geared up and have like a play session. Are you guys into playing? Oh, I played with, me and his husband have played before. Played is such a weird. Don't like it. I don't. I don't like it either.
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I'm going to put on my gear and play.
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I'm going to put on my gear and play. I don't like it.
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It's really cunty. I just love 90 Day Fiancé. I have one more thing. I have to tell you. Okay, wait, wait, wait. So I was. Hold on. I want to share with something. Share with something. Yes, of course. I just feel like we can share clips as long as it's mostly audio. It doesn't feel weird. Yes.
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Besides, when we shared Amelia Perez on here, that might be the only exposure someone has to Amelia Perez. That's right. Penis to vagina.
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And if you're Demi Moore and you were dressed poorly, wouldn't that be a shame?
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The rest of us are just ugly. Don't call it a comeback. The rest of us are just ugly. Ugly. But she's, I feel like he's laying the groundwork. Did she kind of like wear gear? Did she have like a puppy mask on? And was she kind of like playing? No. Does she have like a harness on and kind of like a cock cage? And kind of like a cock cage? No, cock cage is at the governor's ball.
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And it's going to like look blue on shit.
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What would you do if Demi Moore just showed up in a gay men's harness and-
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Did you want to play later? Wait, wait. What would happen in the world if you and I just started fucking? What if we just were like, anyway, new update for you guys. We've just been like fucking. Anyway, we're just. Anyways, you guys are so crazy. It's like a soft launch, but like we've been fucking.
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It's great. I...
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love libertarians but i would describe that sometimes as the worst qualities of both things yeah totally the worst yeah it's the craziest yeah yeah and she's like she kind of reads him so fiercely he's like so you want to be a baby you want to be a baby it's so cunty you do want to be i mean do you want to be a baby i am baby right you're pooping your pants hello poopy and peepee when's the last time you flat out shit your pants
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
like full like hard turd only the the roach motel is like wiggle it out the pant leg like yeah like like a summer sausage a summer sausage running down the leg no i think it was just i don't think there's been a hard turd incident since well yeah if it's if it's then how are you accidentally farting out a hard turd yeah like you have to you're actively doing that you're making that happen yeah oops i shit a hard turd
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Yeah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I want that bony grip. Gotta tell you, I got... We have to go, don't we?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Kara? Imagine the grip. Oh, I know. It's so wild. Yeah. Do you know where merch says Goblin Head Nation? I guess... Hey...
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Bye!
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
To be honest, well, it could be that you didn't rinse them, which I also forget to do. Yeah. And I know that's bad because people have told me, oh, you're eating feces. Right. E. coli.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I was like, did you watch TV? No. Oh, yeah. I lost a day and a half. When you're that sick, even TV is nauseating.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I can't remember the last time I pooped, to be quite honest. Did you go big potty? Did you go big potty?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
You're back. Well, you look good. No, I look. You look, you look. This background. You look alive. You look youthful. I am alive. I'm really sorry you got food poisoning. It fucking sucks.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
The first time I really remember getting it was during the Donald's first presidency. And I remember thinking, wow, this is so bad. I wouldn't even wish this on the Donald. Somebody I really am not a fan of. So I remember thinking, wow, if I won't want this person to get it, it's bad. It's bad. It's horrible. It's horrible. It's like a hangover on crack.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
And also if you're really food poisoned, the stomach twisting, aching, like you're not just nauseous. It's like there was nothing. There's nothing in there.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
What about these videos of people coming out of colonoscopies just blowing, just blowing?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
The Terrifier. You know, when I was at Disney, I got a little bit of motion sickness, so I kind of had the same thing. I did see people run around with those Band-Aids. The motion sickness back of the neck Band-Aid things. Dramamine? I guess it's like a motion sickness patch. From what? What do you get motion sickness from at Disney? Rides, I guess.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Well, some people want to do the rides, but they get sick. You want to do the ride until you do the ride, and then you're sick. You get sick from the motion. Motion sickness.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I don't think it's likely to die from that roller coaster. I don't like feel unsafe on a roller coaster. No. You're more likely to die on the way to Disney in the car.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
That's what they said in the movie. It's true. So I went and. Did you put that thing on the back of your neck?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
No, I don't get really motion sickness, but, um, I went and I stayed at the hotel, um, Disney California adventure because I thought, I don't want, when I think of going to Disney in LA, I think of that fucking seven, 8am trying to get a bunch of faggots into a SUV to drive to Anaheim being in a parking lot at 8am trying to like, you know, like that, that whole pre Disney rigmarole is not worth the squeeze to me.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Sure. So I was like, all right, I'll go. What if I get a room the night before in a splash mountain?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
in the splash like at the top of the mountain anymore it's called it's tiana's something adventure tiana's bayou adventure princess and the frog so this is in the frog well frog mountain frog mountain you get you get a room in frog mountain it's a sweet frogger mountain yeah so i stayed at the disney california adventure now last time i went there which was pre-covid i'm not a disney gay don't look at my outfit it's just it's just merchandise
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
So I haven't gone since like 2018 probably. But I was like, you know what? If I'm going to go, I'm going to be Miss Thing and I'm going to get a room the night before so I can wake up and walk into the park because you're staying at a hotel. Yeah, yeah. That's the way to do it. You wake up in the park. Wow, I want to go on a ride. It's right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Rather than, hey, let's get the faggots into a car at 7 a.m. to try to get to Anaheim. Anaheim, yeah. You're waiting in the car for everyone to coif their mushroom cut and put the glitter on their pubes and put in their contact lenses and their fake teeth and get in the car, right? So everybody's, so waking up like, dude, Like, oh. Yeah, Frog Mountain.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
The night before, I had the lightning, I got the lightning premiere pass, which I guess has cut the lines, which was $349 extra per person, but very horny. Yeah, you're not going to go. Very horny.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Right. And I'm afraid to say how much these things are because, frankly, I get roasted for spending money, but I'm just going to be honest with people and say that I spent the money. You're not going to apologize for being rich and beautiful. No. So $349 a person, I would say, if you're a Disney all the time person, go like every five years and get the Cunty Pass and fuck those lines.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
What do you think about all the children? When I talk about children, I'm talking about teeny weenies. Well, can I tell you what Disney really is? It's a daycare.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I do think that's a healthier option than blaming everybody else. Right? Don't most people just say it's everyone else?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I got two sets of twins and we're all going the same speed. If I had kids, they would be pushing me in a fucking stroller. Oh, my God. I'd have stirrups like a gynecologist. I'd be like, faster, kiddo.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Well, I'm also looking around. You know what I mean? Because... There were so many strollers there. It was stroller getting. It's stroller getting. If you go to Fantasyland, which there is just... Okay, so this is a lot going on. So I go the first day, the Lightning Premier Pass. The second day, I got one of those horny VIP guides. Oh, see, that's what I was going to ask you.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
That's what they do at Six Flags. I got one of those horny people. They just usher you. They wear plaid. I asked if I could say their name. Their name was Caitlin. And Caitlin, I said, girl, here's all the rides I want to ride today. And she said, all right, let's go. They put an itinerary together.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
well also if you're like me and you walk around disney you have a million questions i'm like when was that built who's that do you know them yeah when we crossed somebody mind you i asked her how many people work here i said what couple thousand she said something like 20 30 000 people would ever work there and i said oh um or no i said a couple it was a lot it was like and so that but then even every time we pass somebody who worked i'd be like did you know her do you know her do you guys have lunch in the break room together annoying
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
but then i'm like how does that ride what's this and then all this inside tea right so then i'm like i want you to get me on all these rides and i said well what does miss jada pinkett smith do how do the celebs get in the back entrance i want to enter these rides rectally right i don't want to i want the jennifer lawrence treatment and she said well you know we call it a high profile guest and that's only for guests where if they're like getting recognized so much that it interrupts their trip so i take off my sunglasses i'm cheating out i'm looking for blue hair i'm looking for neck tattoos i'm
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Nothing. Because they're babies. Well, it was the morning. The gays aren't there yet. And the girls. So the only people who are there are families. And of course, the people who work there know you and I, but they can't say anything. Right. So they're just like, nice to see you. And I said, why am I in line? You know what I mean? So I'm cheating out. I'm cheating out.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Finally, an hour and a half in, somebody comes up to me and I go, oh my God, my experience is being interrupted. I'm not enjoying myself because of my high profile status at Disneyland. And then the guy goes, all right, one of my colleagues saw you get recognized and called it in. So I see here they upgraded you to high profile. So guess who got to walk in the rectal entrance of every single ride?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Jada Pinkett Smith. Walk in the exit and say how many times you want to ride it.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I'd like to ride the Incredicoaster three times, and I'd like to walk in the end. But what are you doing there as a grown-ass man? Riding the rides. Those rides ain't shit. But it doesn't always have to be pulse-pounding horror. I like some of the story rides. I like the chill vibes. They're like carnival rides. Yeah, I like some of that. Or like the Peter Pan ride, which is the story of Peter Pan.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
You don't like like Pirates of the Caribbean. You don't like Indiana Jones. Those are like story rides.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
You know? I think most drag queens would take the road more traveled, which is... We hear this all the time from our colleagues. Everything in my life is wrong because of. A, B, and C, and D. My managers, my agents, the network, my fans, and my manager.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
The second one, what they do, the fake out is very scary. That one is really scary. And Matterhorn, you know, I don't like that shit, but of course I wrote it. Yeah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
the yeti hate that and then jungle cruise they got the animatronic gorillas too and i was not down with that either sick sick sick i i like the jurassic park one because you go in the water too yeah you go in the water it's lovely very it's a good um ambiance ambiance it's all normal until isn't on that ride it starts out fun and normal and it gets fucking crazy yeah same with um the mummy love her she goes back in front
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Yeah. The mummy's good too. Too short. They're all too short. They're all too short. We're going to wait and you're going to wait in line for two and a half hours for a 30 second ride. Get up, get out of here. Well, California used to be California screaming and now it's the Incredicoaster. That's a pretty long roller coaster. I did that a couple of times. That was fun. Fun.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
It's the one that's like three, two, one, and just launches you. Yeah. Love that. That's nice. Space Mountain. I don't get why everybody nuts for that shit. It's so, it's like Atari. My face in the dark is just. Beepity boop boop. Beepity boop boop. Can't see. Beepity boop boop. Yeah. Can't see anything. It's not great. It's not great, but I got to tell you about the Star War. Okay.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Because I wrote Star War, Rise of the Resistance. Fina told me, wait till you write it. It's cunty. But I've never seen Star Wars. Okay. But it's, you literally have to get up. You have to get up and walk. You do walk. Yeah. That's crazy.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Right. No. Do you know what I mean? Bitch, you haven't ridden it. So don't try to talk about shit you've never done, bitch. I have. I've been in it. There's like, so first it's this ride, then it's this. It's like three rides.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Right. That's what I want. Well, maybe Disney's not for you. It's not for me because I hate children. But is it okay that I went? Like, it's kind of like, you're very Christian right now where other people not being Christian is pissing you off. Yeah. Because I liked a weekend at Disney. You're mad. I'm pissed. You're mad. I'm pissed.