The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Tee-El-Cee Presents: Extreme Rumspringa! with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 08 Apr 2025
In a world where Amish tradition meets secular temptation, six Amish youths will be tested like never before. Watch as these impressionable young adults from Lancaster County are thrown into the outside world where their innocence doesn't stand a chance. From the barn to the bar, this ain't your Uncle Jedediah's Rumspringa. This Summer, Tee-El-Cee Network presents a journey from farm to filth. Stop churning that butter and throw away that bonnet: it's Extreme Rumspringa! Sundays at 9, only on Tee-El-Cee. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp! Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Support a balanced gut microbiome and get your gut going with Ritual’s Synbiotic+! Get 25% off your first month at https://Ritual.com/BALD If you’re 21+, try VIIA during their annual SPRING 420 SALE for Black Friday-level savings up to 35% OFF site wide! Go to: https://VIIA.co/BALD and use code BALD today! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of this podcast episode?
I had to do that Phantom of the Opera descent into the, into the basement to get my 34 jeans. Not the 32s. Oh, got to cover one eye. Oh, completely out of candelabra. I have a mask on. I'm like, you know. Wait, is it Hunchback or Phantom? It's both of us. Because I also rang a bell while I was down there. The Hunchback of the opera. The Hunchback of the Phantom of the opera.
Chapter 2: What unusual experiences did Trixie have on Hollywood Boulevard?
It was just, it was too much. So you're now, you're row size 14? Well, I just wear my clothes from a year ago. Great. Before I got arthritis. So I guess I'm back. You're back, back, back again. Back to who I always was. Return to you. Big face. Now in a photo, I'm like, shit. I'm going to have to start taking a charcoal brick gray and drawing a circle in the daylight around the face.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, you know that.
I want a tiny Mitt Romney face. I want that postage stamp. Huge forehead, giant hair, little face. Oh, I guess that's not good either. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not good. No, eyes, sunken eyes. You've got a perfect face for drag. Oh, thanks. You have a perfect face for completely transforming into someone else. It's a good pumpkin for carving because it's so big. That's right.
Anything you want to do. A paper plate to be put food on. Can I tell you that I barely made it here? They closed Coanga Pass. I was right behind you. They closed Coanga Pass the only way I know how to get here. And I literally was like. No, they didn't, baby. Yeah, they did. I was on her. No, you weren't. Yes, I was. The entrance to it at least was closed. No, I was on her.
Tell me why I ended up in the parking lot at Universal Studios. Are you serious? Yes. Trying to get here. You know what? That is not surprising because I have done... The car is... I'm not ready to not stop talking about the car.
I'm not ready to not stop talking about it. It's so dangerous.
Girl. It's like... People are so willy-nilly with the danger and I can't and I won't and I won't ever stop. I drive like a mannequin. I drive... I have... Yeah. Completely erect back. Vision. Peripheral. Yes. On alert. My blind spot... My head turns all the way around. I swear to God. Yeah. And I have to give my rental back on Tuesday and I feel like a foster parent having to, you know.
Did you like that car? Yeah, I loved it. Why did you get, well, you still have it. Yeah, I'm still trying to get a real car.
Like a car I can have. It's not fake.
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Chapter 3: How do Trixie and Katya discuss body image and fashion challenges?
You know, I don't love the portrayal because I can kind of forgive actors who aren't super actors doing singing in a movie. It's all Melodyne to hell. What does that mean? It's so auto-tuned. It all gives glee. It's all just that level pop singing anyway.
So who cares? Thank you. What did they do when they changed CeeLo's Fuck You to Gwyneth Paltrow's Forget You? Bless you. That was a real weird one. Melodyne. That's a new one for me. Autotune Melodyne.
It's like a tool. Okay. So it just wasn't for me, but Gal Gadot had the good, when she first came out, she's standing in front of this mirror and there's this magic shit happening and she's doing the mirror mirror. I was like, Oh, my nipples are hard. Cause she really is. Cunty. Cunty. But also in that, in that story, why she's too cunty. Cause she's like fierce.
Obviously she's the fiercest of them all. What's the, what's the, what's the problem? Well, it was a kind of a reimagining the storyline. She's not saved by a prince. She's saved by like a poor person who sounds woke. Yeah. Yes. Very well. And then they're together. Like, let's let's take it. Let's make sure everyone's happy again. You know, it's very sweet. So but she wasn't jealous.
She wasn't very jealous. Like a rat searching for a food. She's jealous of the beauty. That's the main thing.
But she has the beauty.
I don't... Because the mirror says that Miss Snow White is prettier. And so she gets cooked and plucked. The mirror ages Snow White. She says that's the 35. No, the mirror goes... Well, you're not giving any more because this... You know, Snow White, who is the... She's up and coming legendary.
Yeah, up and coming legendary children who got the good face smash in Turkey, and now she's giving the girls the boop. Her plugs have healed. It's curtains for you, baby. And none of them fell out. Yeah, what are you hiding underneath that? Give up, jobless. give up jobless jobless. So, um, it was fine. It wasn't for you, but I didn't walk out. I stayed till the end. That's impressive.
Cause I, I do be walking out of theaters these days. If it do stink like shit. The only thing I missed was in the cartoon, which I do love. Hmm.
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