Katya
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Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, weil du willst, du willst, du wirst in der Fahrt ganz viel sein. living? When I get in the car, I need to be comfortable. Right. You know what I mean? Some of those cars that are, you know, I don't know. Don't get the G-Wagon.
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Mama, if you're in a wig, you're not getting behind the wheel. I'm not driving a drag.
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Oh, ich seh, ich seh, ich seh. Okay. Moonroof.
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Yeah. Shit. I mean, don't get the G-Wagon. That's so douchey. Yeah. Well, should we tell people? To not get the G-Wagon? That we're fucking.
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Und dann ist jemand so... Und ich bin so... Das ist auf Twitter? Verdammt, ich mag das nicht. Ich bin in den Böden des Wassers gegangen, die Leute wegzuholen. Ich sah das auch. Kann ich sagen... Die Familie von indischen Leuten, die einfach weggezogen wurden. Sie standen auf dem Stein, während... Boom.
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Soft launch. Soft launch. I'm gonna soft launch my hard launch. Soft launch. Oh mein Gott, warte. Weißt du, wenn der G-Wagen mit 200.000 oder so anfängt? Ja. Das ist verrückt.
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Warte, ist das Luigi Mangione Sex-Tape-Ding wahr oder falsch? Ich glaube nicht, dass es wahr ist. I spend a little bit of time trying to look for it.
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm not cosigning shooting. I just want to see the man fucking. Right. I separate the shooter from the fucker. You know, it's like the art from the artist. Yeah. I think we do disagree on that one. Nein, ich kann nicht sagen, dass es viele Schützer gibt, die mir sagen, ja. Nein, nicht seit John Wilkes Booth bin ich wirklich heiß für Schützer. Ja.
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Wait, by the way, we gotta see fucking O'Mary. The gay version, John Wilkes Boots. John Wilkes Boots! John Wilkes Boots. I know I gotta see O'Mary, I believe it's gonna be Betty Gilpin now. She is, it's gonna be Titus, it's Betty Gilpin is now, and then Titus Burgess is next. Horny. And I think he's coming up very soon.
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And I'm gonna be in New York, I think, when Cole comes back to do the thing, so that's when I think I'm gonna get it. In April.
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Oh, the Valentines. He looked incredible. That lattice costume, I don't know what, it was incredible. Yeah, she really ate the girls up. Yeah, it was beautiful. She really ate the girls up.
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Well, it was like a heterosexual type thing. Bible thumpers? No, because it's kind of a Bible.
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Und ich habe ein paar Precher gesehen, die verrückte Sachen auf TV machen, wie sie Menschen anfangen, wenn sie runterfallen. Oh ja, Tent-Revival-Schiss. Ja. Das ist das, was ich liebe. Der Dusty-Tent-Akt. Die Schlangen, die Strychnine. Du kennst die Schlangen?
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Sie schlagen die Fenster der Kirche aus. Es ist so verrückt. Sie haben Exemplare für Kirchen, die Ayahuasca. So können die Leute Ayahuasca machen, diese brasilianischen Kirchen oder was auch immer. Es ist wild. Aber ja, ich meine, eine Megachurch, du solltest es besser auf eine verdammte Show stellen. Ich musste durch Sonntag katholische Massen leiden.
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Why do they get it? Because it's a religious organization. We just need to become a religious organization.
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Er ist tot. Es ist ein Griff. Ich habe mich eigentlich viel darüber nachgedacht. Das Einzige Gute an Religion ist die Gemeinschaft. Right, you know, like-minded people, you stay connected, you help each other, they do the bake sales, they raise money for the community outreach and all that crap.
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This megachurch, these Joel Osteen motherfuckers, these billionaire pastors who are not helping during floods and shit, Sie müssen verabschiedet werden. Das ist unvergültig.
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It's not, I throw a stone into the water and I look the other way. That's my involvement with X. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I shout my little thing into the well and then I close the lid. Because there's nothing else to do. Yeah.
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Es ist schrecklich. Nein, es ist nicht. Wachen und schreien ist schrecklich. Eine Möglichkeit zu nehmen.
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Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
I don't stick my head in the bowl and try to suck it back up.
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Diese Art von Sachen. Ich glaube, es gab Norovirus, nicht Ernährung, aber das bleibt zu sehen. Danke für die Kommentare auf diese Frage.
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Nein, die Ärzte in den Kommentaren sagten, es klingt nach Norovirus. Oh. Und es rief durch die Gemeinschaft. Du weißt, welche. Die Gay-Gemeinschaft? Nein, ich bin nur verrückt. Ich weiß es nicht.
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Yeah. Lady Bunny. I saw her live. I went to the dinner theater. So this is the great thing about Lady Bunny shows and some other shows.
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Ich weiß, ich bekomme den Text, wir waren am 2.00 Uhr im Kalender und ich bekomme einen Text, ich habe überlebt. Ich war so, oh Gott, was bedeutet das?
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Ich hatte das Ball, die Nosferatu-Premiere. Die Leute wollten, dass ich darüber sprechen würde. Es war toll. Das war es. Ich schließe das. Hast du darüber gesprochen? Nein, nein, nein. Die Fans wollten mich fragen, was ich von dem Film gedacht habe. Oh, was denkst du davon? Es war gut. Aber ich denke, dass ich mich daran gefreut habe, dramatisch bei der Premiere zu sein. Natürlich.
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Weil sie alle da waren. Es war toll, es war technisch wunderschön, aber ich will es nicht mehr sehen. Also da ist das. Ja. Aber wir müssen über die Oscars reden. Ich weiß, dass das drei Monate später ist. Drei Monate später. Aber du hast die Oscars nicht gesehen?
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It did hit me hard because I don't know this woman. We are not friends. That doesn't ever seem to stop you. Nobody is entitled or owed anything in this world. Certainly not by the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences. Yes. Aber es war schockierend und ich schrie und dann wurde ich für 20 Minuten deflated. Und dann wurde ich noch wistvoller und wütender für die nächsten, bis jetzt.
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I saw it. Funny thing about that movie, though. I heard it's amazing. Yes, however, I heard some very interesting accusations that half of it was filmed non-union. Und nur dadurch, dass der Direktor verhaftet wird, wird er sich dann verabschiedet und dann gibt er den Menschen eine Versicherung.
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Also es gab ein bisschen, es könnte ein bisschen kucki-Stuff gewesen sein, weil es ein sehr niedrigwertiges Film war. Und sie hatten keine Intimiditätscoordinator, jada, jada, jada. Also es gab einige Leute, die argumentierten, dass dieser Film nicht sogar für Best Picture aufgenommen werden sollte. Oh, okay. Ich verstehe, was du sagst. Ich habe das nicht gehört. Es könnte nicht wahr sein.
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Aber die Person, die ich gelesen habe, der Thread, der ich gelesen habe, sah legit aus. Ich dachte, das wäre interessant, um zu investigieren. Ich möchte es sehen, weil ich Miss Mikey liebe. Sie isst und alles. Ja, es ist cool. Ich liebe die russische Part, weil es eigentlich russische Leute gibt, die eigentlich russisch sprechen. Nicht so eine schreckliche Bengel.
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Like one of those old Victorian medicine theaters. You know what I mean?
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shitty like accent from germany whatever but she's young the thing that happened is that the substance happened sue won right she could have played sue in the substance do you really you know what i mean the poetic irony of it is to what about rodney mcdowell or whatever what's her name margaret quali Rodney McDowell? Ist das nicht die Tochter von Any McDowell?
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Nein, nicht Rodney, aber du weißt, was ich meine. Nein, aber was ich sage, ist, dass es tatsächlich so aussah. Die Anjanues erste große Sache. Sie gewinnt einen Oscar. Aber weißt du was? Nein, sie hat gegessen. Und ich will nicht, ich will nicht, um sie zu verkaufen oder sie zu verkaufen, aber wenn sie, wenn Demi gewonnen hätte, denke ich, dass jeder, jeder einzelne Person wäre wie, danke Gott.
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Hi, Bunny. I love Bunny. Theater in the round and she's on a revolving thing just eating dinner. That is funny. No, but it's like you go to a drag show. There's like Brandon Voss does like those corny Cupid secret ones or whatever. The show is hot. The people are great. But most importantly, you eat food. So you don't have to go home hungry.
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Nobody would have been disappointed. Mikey would not have been disappointed. You know what I mean? Fernanda Torres would not have been disappointed, although Brazil would probably put a head out onto me.
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They're both great films. Everybody wins here. But it would have been an opportunity for there to be a meta moment that is actually meaningful. Und mehr wichtig ist, dass es einen Horror-Kick in die Tür geben würde.
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Sie beginnt auf Feuer und schreit auch.
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Ich sah sie und sie schlug und ich denke, sie sah jemanden und ich war so, ich konnte es sehen. Sie war enttäuscht. Ja. Und ich denke, dass sie wusste, sie hat den BAFTA verloren. Sie fühlte sich, als würde es kommen. Ich denke, dass sie war wie, oh, fuck, das ist nicht ein sicherer Ding. Und dann denke ich, also war es wirklich, rollen in die Zeremonie.
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Ich meine, das ist wie meine Olympiade oder meine Superbowl. Und ich bin wie, oh Gott, es wird nicht passieren.
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Warum ist es deine Olympiade und deine Superbowl, wenn du nicht all diese Filme siehst?
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Nein, es ist eine Konflikt. Nun, dieses Jahr hat es gesucht, weil die Hälfte der Filme scheiße waren. Okay, aber wie Brutalist, hast du gehört, dass es eine Intermission gab? Sweetie, I want to talk about Adrian Brody's five record-breaking speech, where he says not one damn thing. He literally shushed the music and said, I'll be brief after four minutes of talking.
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It was the most pretentious, ridiculous... Only a man could ever do this kind of bootnasty speech where nothing was said of substance at all. And I'm like, you are such a piece of shit. I hate you. I hate your guts. Adrian Brody? You hate Adrian Brody? I hate him. I'll go on. I'll say it to that camera. Yeah. Oh, that's crazy. But here's the thing, though. Madonna...
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Madonna hat letztendlich gesagt, dass Emilia Perez ihr Lieblingsfilm des Jahres war. Ich habe das gesehen. Mit diesem Kommentar schließe ich die spirituelle Tür auf Emilia Perez. Es wird nie darüber diskutiert.
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Wir werden... Entschuldige, wir werden zu ihr reinkommen. Wenn ich... Naja, es ist vorbei, es ist komplett fertig. Das ist es. Aber nimm eine für Mikey. Nimm eine für Adrian. Because keep it cute. Keep it cute at the, like Merritt Weaver. You know Merritt Weaver, Nurse Jackie? Well, can I say, you and I both hate when they don't have a plan.
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Well, Jessica, yes, Jessica Lange summed it up beautifully. She's like, I keep it brief. I don't thank God. I don't thank, I don't tell my children to go to bed. I don't, I don't proselytize for any purpose. I think the people that I worked for, because anything else is really pretentious.
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Where's that?
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Uncle George, if you're watching this, you molested me. I mean, that happens.
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They feed you and then show you.
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I handle shenanigans from best costume designer. People behind the camera. If you're a performer, oh sweetie, and you are nominated, when you hit that stage, you got three plans, all memorized. You got the emotional one, you got the stoic one, you got the very short and sweet one. And you know them all by heart. You're not searching for anything. You're not even looking at a piece of paper.
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Yeah, there was the burlesque where we got fed during. And that was helpful at times because some of the numbers I did not quite enjoy. And rather than just stare at my phone and be rude, I got to eat my steak Diane.
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You're prepared. You're a performer. You can fake cry on a dime. So do it. und geh da raus. Weißt du, was ich meine? Das ist verrückt.
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Nein, wir können nicht. Du hast darüber gesprochen, ich habe meine Versöhnung gehalten.
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Daryl Hannah kam an einem Punkt raus und ich war so, ja, erste Sache aus ihrem Mund, Ukraine. Ich weiß nicht, warum. Ich meine, ich weiß, warum. Ich weiß nicht, warum. Aber es war, es war wie, es ist kein Rallye, aber sowas. Sie war ein Arschloch, Mädchen. Daryl Hannah ist ein Arschloch. Natürlich. Sie ist sehr Arschloch. Daryl Hannah ist ein Arschloch.
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Es gibt kein, es gibt kein, ich meine, es gibt kein... Andrea hat mir gesagt, dass sie mal an einer Party sagte, du weißt, manchmal musst du nur deine Hose holen und rennen. Tee. Das ist komplett Tee. Ich habe Buffy the Vampire Slayer wiedergelesen. Ich schaue es immer ein paar Jahre. Wie viele Saisonen sind das? Sieben.
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Sie sind auf Yellowstone.
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Sie ist wirklich wütend. Sie ist wütend. Und lass mich dir was sagen. Nicht nur ist sie wütend, sie ist... ...verlustig wütend. Und sie hat Stamina.
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Wormholes, whatever.
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Und auch, ich meine, vielleicht bin ich falsch, ich weiß, dass Schulstürme in diesen Tagen sehr viele sind, aber an dieser Zeit waren sie es nicht. Es war vielleicht nur ein Tag. Yeah, yeah, right.
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I can't even listen to you, I would cry.
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Ich mache das, weil du essen wirst. Du wirst getötet.
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Also bereite dich bereit für das. Ich bin sorry. Ich glaube, dass du, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, Damn. Damn.
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That motherfucker. I mean, that motherfucker is... She's a disruptor. And then when... You saw the I drink my grandson pee, right? Yes. That was my... That's kind of like the moon landing for me. Right. That moment was like... That was your moonlight. Yeah. That was like everything before my life and after that. It's cleaved in half.
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Zement. Magie. Schmerzen. Ja, ja. Schmerzenball-Torture. Ja. barbed wire I mean it's crazy yeah she had some I mean she talked she sang she danced the house down 90 minutes no break I think she took one little teeny little wiggle break to change it was very impressive I could never have never been able to in will never
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Die Substanz zu nennen, und das wäre die falsche Sache gewesen? Oh, liebe, du solltest dir das glauben. Ich hätte es als Technik genannt. Du hast es gesagt. Gib ihr den Preis.
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Das ist das, was fast jedes Jahr passiert. Es gibt immer eine Frau in diesem Club, die nicht gibt, was die anderen Frauen geben. Aber sie gibt alles. Ich weiß nicht, wer du sprichst. Hey, hey, das ist mein Oscar.
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Still bald.
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You've been watching the news? I... No. I have not. Because... This is maybe not great, but because my life is in shambles, I also... Like, I kind of need some reprieve. Right. Do you know what I mean? Because my home life is very not great right now. I know. So, like... It's like from my... It's crazy that you created your own crack house to live in. No, no, no. You start stripping the walls.
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It's just not like... Things at home are not, like, super comfy. Right. So, I don't want to, like... Es war wie Selbstverzweiflung. Ich weiß nicht. Vielleicht ist das ein schlechter Bürger. Am anderen Tag regnete es und ich konnte nicht in den Hot Tub, also verstehe ich es total.
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Mama, let me tell you something. So it rained, so I got holes in, I got a condo that is literally just like a ramshackle motherfucking thing. So when it rains, Miss Thing is, she's pumping. My condo leaks too. Where we used to shoot the pod. Let me ask you this. Let me tell you this. What do you think these guys suggested as an interim solution? A tarp as a tent. In the home? Uh-huh.
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Covering the deck. A tarp with a tent. Fixed with what? Uh. Duck tape? Yeah, let's do that. To stucco? Sure. To stucco? I didn't stick, did I? Mary? The whole building came down. Neil deGrasse Tyson doesn't need to tell you that that's not gonna work. Right. Get Bob Vila down here. Ten minutes into the whole thing, I go and check on it. All down. Collapsed. Pools. Pools of... Blood. Yes.
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And I'm like, I'm like, fierce. You know what? That's fierce. Slay.
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Oh mein Gott. Denken Sie, wir sollten die Situation beantworten? Ich denke, Sie müssen die Situation beantworten. Öffnen Sie die Notz-App, Frau. Okay. Ich denke, wir müssen es einfach anrufen. Sagen Sie, was es ist. Ja, unser blaues Hintergrund ist, dass er verurteilt worden ist, von mehreren Behandlungen von Verbrechen, Verbrechen und sexuellem Verbrechen.
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Wait, before you do that, I have to reiterate. I really do. For all you drivers out there, if you are number one in line for that green left turn, you better be off your phone. You better be gooned. You better be ready. You better be gooned, because you have one eye on the other lights. Yellow, that's the signal. Du siehst das? Manchmal sind es nur fünf Sekunden.
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Du hast zehn Autos, die nach links gehen müssen. Rush-Hour. Du hast eine Verantwortung zu deinen Mitgliedern.
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I don't even care about the voting. Just get that green arrow.
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You better be on point and alert for your fellow drivers.
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And if you hate the show, you're fucked.
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Maybe a Reiki experience kind of thing. Kabbalah spiritual mother vibes.
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Ja, sie wird es wissen.
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Sie hat ein ganzes Nummer-Bild gemacht, du machst das. Oh, hat sie das gemacht? Tricks in the Town.
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Nein. Hast du je einen Brock Juric gesehen? Sie gehen unter seine fucking Rippen. Er schreit. Was? Oh yeah, it's wild. Wild shit going on over there.
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It sucks. How about this one? Light-handed, not only light-handed, jewelry and nails. Well, there you go. Polen. Cynthia Rebo, schredding you. Mama, basically a granny with fucking rings and acrylics on, doing massage in Poland.
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Ja. Ich liebe das. Sie hatte eine ziemlich lustige Lüge über mich. Ich denke, sie hätte es ein bisschen besser machen können. Es war, hast du gewusst, dass Kachi jetzt religiös ist? Sie ist ein Kristallmethodist. Das ist ziemlich gut. Das ist ziemlich gut. Das ist ziemlich gut. Und ich denke, dass sie viel gemacht hat. Sie hatte viel Material über mich.
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Any CMT, certified massage therapist, should be able to provide a full range of pressure. Sie müssen starke Hände haben. Das ist ihr Job. Ich habe gesagt, ich will wirklich fest sein.
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I don't give a shit about the robe. The humidifier and all the tinkly music and stuff. Back a car over me.
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Put me in the parking lot and drive over me like the Amazon truck.
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I'll probably have diarrhea today. I love that. I don't know about alcohol. Listen, I don't want to tell anybody to do nothing, but it's a poison.
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Oh yeah, when's the last time you got penetrated? Oh my gosh, I can't even remember. I jacked off with somebody the other day though. Ich dachte, das war lustig. Hatten sie es? Sie haben es. Okay, gut. In der Tat, es wurde vor dem Start verabschiedet. Verabschiedung ist einfach lustig. Ja, und weißt du was? Was aber passiert ist, ist, dass ich ein bisschen faggig geworden bin.
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Und dann, weil manchmal habe ich einfach nicht so einen großen Sexstreik gerade. Richtig. Und das wird gross werden. Entschuldige, das ist TMI. Ich habe keine Orgasm in über zwei Wochen. Oder drei, glaube ich. Es ist seltsam.
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Ich weiß nicht, ob wir... Ich habe einen Penis.
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Miss White Leotard.
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Du wirst wütend, aber wenn du den Sex machst, wirst du kranker. Du wirst riskieren, das Dick zu zocken und dann aufhören.
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I'm so pale.
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You're on air. Today's snow is crippling much of the Washington lowland. Say their final goodbyes to this fallen Louisville police officer, D.D. Mega-Doo-Doo. Oh, that one! D.D.
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Be so for real. D.D. Mega-Doo-Doo.
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Mega-Doo-Doo. Deirdre mengers something. Deirdre. And the worst part is, it's a fallen...
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This brave woman whose name I can't pronounce. Producer, may I have her name? You can even do that. And let me tell you this, bitch.
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Das war der von Bianca Del Rio. Sie hatte eine ganze Song über Bianca Del Rio, über wie sie hofft, dass sie stirbt. Sie ist so krass.
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Her name was Didi Megadudu.
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I mean, live reporting is, I mean, can you imagine? Live TV?
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Und auch, ja, Didi-Mega-Dudu. Didi-Mega-Dudu. Es ist wie Didi-Mega-Du-Dont. Sag nur das Mädchen. Deirdre. Es ist ein schreckliches Name. Deirdre. Hey, Baby, was denkst du über unsere Tochter? Kelly oder Simone oder Natalie? Deirdre. Deirdre. Was für ein schreckliches Name. Ich weiß. It might as well be Didi's Better. A name that is only going to get nicknamed. Do you know what I mean?
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It's like, why do you do that? Why do you force the, like, I don't get that. What is that?
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Und sie klagt. Und sie klagt über das Wetter.
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Baby! Honey! Well, that's what I wanted to tell you.
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Mary, like I told you, I thought I crossed a four-way. No, it was a two-way stop sign.
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You win three million dollars.
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Entschuldige mich. Ich nehme nie... Du nimmst die Side Roads? Bitch, es ist... Lass mich dir über Miss Coenga erzählen. Okay? Ich weiß über Coenga.
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Aber ich denke, dass die Straße hier schnell ist. Natürlich ist die Straße schnell. Es ist auch zwetschrig.
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But here's the thing about that. The freeway is terrifying.
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Na, das ist mir passiert. Die drei Tage nachdem ich meine, äh, ich bin du, nachdem ich nicht für zehn Jahre fahrt oder ein Auto wohnen, habe ich die ganze Seite davon ausgeschnitten, aus meinem Apartment-Komplex. Ich fühle mich einfach so, und ich habe gegoogelt.
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You take all the precautions. You learn all the rules. And let me tell you one fucking thing. Die Verantwortung der ersten in der Linie, wenn es einen grünen, fucking linken Schlüssel gibt. Ja. Ich bin auf dem Scheiß. Niemand hat mein Spiel. Ich erwarte das Scheiß, bevor es überhaupt passiert. Mein Pedal ist so... Also du rufst das rote Licht. Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein.
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Natürlich müssen wir warten auf die Stragler, weil es immer fucking Stragler gibt, die roten. Aber ich bin nie zu spät für das grüne fucking Schlüssel.
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Hast du das Video von der Amazon-Truppe, die über die Frau fuhr? Hast du das Video von der Frau, die 90 Meilen pro Stunde in eine Gasstation fuhr? Kunti. Ich meine, da blickst du und vermissst es.
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Über ihr ganzes Körper.
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That's right. Women who really know what time it is.
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Well, what about, remember when I was up in the hills? Do you need to be punished, princess?
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Are you my bad little girl who needs to be punished, princess? What is this? I don't know, it's just like, it's like fun type stuff.
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Ich meine, erinnerst du dich an die verdammte Schmerztrappe auf den Höfen, an der ich war? Ja. Das war verrückt. Leute, die trank waren. Leute, die in der Mitte der Straße joggen. Leute, die alle in Ninja Black sind, in der Mitte der Nacht, in ihren schwarzen Labern, auf einer 20-30-Foot-Liege. Was ist das? Linda, Debbie, komm schon.
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They turned it out. I love it. I got to get all my moldy tchotchkes out of storage. And yeah, I think it looks great.
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Girl, meine Lieblingssache ist, 90-Pound-Women mit riesigen Hunden auf der Liege zu laufen.
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Mädchen, was denkst du? Mein Angst? Nein, nein, mein Wunsch. Mein Wunsch. Ich bin auf hohem Wunsch, wenn ich im Auto bin. Ich meine, es ist, ich bin nie in dem Auto entspannt. I am content because we got the whole music library at our fingertips. Right. Any podcast, you can put it on. So you can't complain about traffic. You just can't do it. But you budget for time. You cannot rush.
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You cannot rush. You can't do it.
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Du kannst es nicht machen.
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Du kannst es nicht machen. Du kannst nicht durch ein rotes Licht steigen, weil du zu spät bist.
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Yeah, Paisley. Paisley like a plaid.
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Das ist okay. Ich will mich einfach aufholen. Sie kommen in mein Haus. Und das ist das Ding. Fahren ist süß, aber sitzen im Hintergrund und dein Telefon zu spielen, ist wunderschön. Absolut, ja. Also, es gibt etwas, worüber ich, vielleicht furchtbar, meine Vertrauen in einen armenischen Mann, mehr als in jemand anderem in diesem Weltraum. Natürlich.
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Weil diese armenischen Männer mich dazu bringen, wo ich gehen muss. Und sie machen es manchmal gefährlich, aber wir kommen immer auf den Weg. Während eines Familienkonferenzrufs. Ja.
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Aber es gab ein Mal, ich kann nicht glauben, dass es nur ein Mal war, aber, Mädchen, ich denke, ich habe es dir wahrscheinlich gesagt, ich dachte, mein schwarzer Fahrer war absolut trank und auf Drogen.
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That's terrifying. That's the terrifier. That's the terrifier. But I mean, I don't do the highways. I don't fuck with the freeway. What about the byways? I love the byways. Love the triways. I love Miss Cahuenga Pass. Oh, ouch. I'm sick of the byway erasure.
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Cahuenga doesn't give brick. There's no bricks on a Cahuenga.
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No, this is like, this is the opposite thing. It's like, I know it's bad because I know it's me because I know I did it. Right. And then it makes it worse. It's the black mold. It's the black mold. It's the black diarrhea. I got fucking food poisoning the other day to add insult to injury. What got you?
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Ralph's. Okay. Did not wash them. Did not wash them berries. You didn't wash them. Did not wash them berries. And ate a whole thing of them. They were so delicious. Right. I could not believe how delicious they were. I was like, this is too good to be true. What's that extra flavor? Feces. It's E. coli. Disease. Yeah. E. coli in the berries. And then what did she do?
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I'm always wondering how much to get paid. And that's always in their contract when they do one of those movies, because those movies are just money laundering for the rides. That'd be so fun. Yeah.
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Yeah. It's great. I mean, I love the, um, at, um, Bryce Dallas Howard. Yeah. Yeah. Running in the heels. Love that. Running in the heels. Running in the heels. What is it? What's the one? Universal. Universal is like that. They have like the rides that don't really move. They're all video, but they look like Universal.
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And they should do a baby night. No baby night. They do a no baby night? Baby, baby, baby.
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Oh, she blew ass for like 15 minutes straight. Then she went to puking. Oh, she went to puking. Oh, she went to retching and hollering and screaming and sweating and screaming and clutching and retching and vomiting and puking. And every single thing that went into her little teenage body was up in that toilet. Well, have you had food poisoning before? Girl, can I tell you something? It sucks.
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I'm curious about what the Disney gay person thinks about all the babies. Because I couldn't believe how many babies there were. And that was a real bummer to me. Because it's a very baby centric.
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Totally. Which I mean, I think is great. And I think it's wonderful that they have so many stroller options and like it is one of the most ADI compliant or what do you call it? ADA. ADA compliant places in the world. A lot of scooters. No smoking. Very anti-smoking pro baby, which I think is fabulous because those crowds are very in sync with that.
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Yes. Ooh, it's happening to little, little Peter Pan. Well, no, it's happening to the frog princess.
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Yeah. I feel like, though, in this day and age, you've got to have some street smarts about you. If a signature is really, really, really, really that important to you, I'm going to say I need to see it signed. Right. Do you know what I mean? The picture.
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It was, yeah. And you said, you just, you're just saying that you would never, you would not wish this upon your worst enemy. I 100% agree.
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Yeah. I hope that they all... Get food poisoning. No, I don't. I hope that they do get black mold though. And I hope that they do have to. But not both at the same time. It's inhumane. It's just too much. This episode is brought to you by Ritual. Recently, I went on a road trip up the California coast with my friend Laser Star Muffin, who designs bespoke toothbrushes for celebrities.
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The puking is awful. I didn't, I got, I didn't, I didn't get much of the end, that the poopy end. I got all the, the, The puking.
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We don't need puking. I don't need more burst blood vessels in my life.
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I hope that they never have the pleasure of watching Fargo season five. That I do hope. You love her.
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Yeah, the Fargo.
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It's so good. Do you like it?
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Yeah, it's so good. And they did... You would love Fargo season two with Miss Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons. It is so good. Oh, God. In Fargo season five, she just ripped it up. Shit all over it. Pissed on it. Is it on HBO? Or Max? I think it's FX or AMC Plus. It's one of those.
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And that's a- He knows and he- She's so strange. Well, this is what I- People are so weird.
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I would go from that's weird to like, I was very confused about it because I woke up at three in the morning and I was like, Oh God, I feel so weird. Ooh, I feel so weird. I felt like that. Um, it's like, you know, when you start to salivate and you're going to throw, it's like your body's prepping to throw up. Sure. I was like, Oh God, this is weird. This is weird.
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What is the reason? What is the reason for the season?
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Cause I haven't thrown up in forever. I never get sick that way. Like stomach sick or whatever. Uh huh. Cause I don't drink. Right. I mean, and so like, I never, I don't, the vomiting thing is like really not a part of my lifestyle. Anyways, the, Oh my God, it was horrible. It was horrible. And then for, it didn't eat anything for a day and a half. You get the rental. Yes. You have a rental now.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Get out of here.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Listen, you could... If anybody's out there... Thinking like, oh my God, the love of my life is there's only one of her and she's in Moldova. I got some, I have some news for you. Do you know anything about Moldova? Nothing. Not one damn thing. I think they speak Russian. They used to. Oh, okay. It used to be like part of the Soviet Union. Okay. But yeah, I'm sure they probably still do.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
But there is, I got to tell you that there's probably five women in this town for you. Well, that's the thing. In this very town that you live in with your mama on the floor in the closet. That's the thing. There's probably 15 on your street.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
No, I was in my gutted fucking piece of shit condo. So you're puking in the bathroom with the gutted walls and no shower? Yeah, no shower. And I had, thank God for Andrew because he was like, he took me from, I barfed all over the rental. And then I found the welcome, one of the bath mats that today, it was covered in fucking blueberry puke. Disgusting. Oh, that's a very colorful puke.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
You get out of here.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
TLC, look to your left, look to your right.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Yeah, yeah. Little Orphan Annie and then the Terrifier.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Headgear and play video phone?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Like what? I'm going to put on my headgear, attach it to my braces, put on my Pac-Man Ultra.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I don't like it.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
How does it feel to be the person who mounted the anti-Amelia Perez movement? I feel very secure in my role as that. But I want to give a shout out to a gay man. Who? Brad Goreski. Oh, yeah. Yeah. From the comeback. Why? Because he has, as a stylist, that man is 10 for 10. He's batting a thousand when it comes to his client, Ms. Demi Moore. Sweetie. Did you watch Real Gays of WeHo? No.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Maybe he was on that. Oh, I didn't see that. Maybe he was on it. But I'm telling you, as a professional stylist to the stars, Hollywood stars... He is batting a thousand. He is 0 for 0. You know what the expression is. He has not missed a beat. 0 for 0 means he's never tried. He's 10 for 10. He's only had 10 jobs. He takes that crank and he yanks it off every time. He goes...
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
He gets that chainsaw and he cuts off those heads. He is doing so good. And she is looking so perfect. And it's just been not a miss. The Lord's work. So good for her and good for him.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
It would be a shame.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I would take the shotgun that I have placed right on the table and then I would put it in my mouth and I would go bon appetit and goodbye. Hell yeah. I've got to play something. I really do. Play it. Okay.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
It was purple and blue and so staney. So staney. Blueberry's staney. Yeah. Oh my God, it was horrible. But what about the antioxidants? But the thing is, I can't tell you how delicious these blueberries were. They were good. Would you do it all over again? No. I went to the fridge and I saw I had another case of them. I was like, don't do it, Jackie. Yeah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
That would be the weirdest thing ever. Wait, wait. You're one of those constitutional sheriffs.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
It's so good. That's, um, it's, um, Fargo season five, Jennifer Jason and Jon Hamm. Oh, I thought that was the fucking news. It sounded like the news. I thought they were like libertarian ways in. No, that's literally what it is. He's like a libertarian sheriff in North Dakota or whatever. He's just like the strong arm of the law. And she's a billionaire. And it's so cunty. It's so cunty.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Because they're both villains at the start. And then one of them kind of softens up at the end.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Oops, I shit it again. Do you like Hollywood Tower of Terror? Do you like the drop rides? Yeah, I like anything. I like maximum impact. I want to be scared. I want to be terrified for my life. It's Guardians of the Galaxy now. Oh. Different theme. But that doesn't really matter, right? It's the same. It's still drops. Same drop, yeah. Love to drop. Love to drop. It's incredible.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Because you really do feel like you're going to die. I love that. You crave death. Mm-hmm.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
It's good.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
We do. Okay. I can't look at that girl the same way I followed her.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Could you imagine if I did it and then did it over again?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
But so, okay. Well, I'm never going to eat blueberries again in my life. Right. That's just it. And I don't think I'm ever going to eat food from the grocery store either. How long did it go on for? The puking and the pain went on for 24 hours and then was followed by the most bizarre window of non-living. A day and a half of nothing. You lose a day.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I didn't even know who I was, where I was, or what I was doing because I wasn't eating, I wasn't drinking, and I wasn't moving. Won't pick up the phone. I was literally just like this. Yeah, I know. I was the dad of strangers in Canada.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Everything's too much. I couldn't go up and down the stairs. I was going to like get hot. I get freezing. So like I'm sweating in three layers of clothes and I'm just like literally Gwyneth Paltrow in contagion the whole time. Day and a half. Didn't go to the bathroom. Didn't go to the bathroom. Wait a minute. Didn't go to the bathroom. No fluids coming in or out. Nothing. Did you poop? No.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I haven't gone big potty in quite a while. Dang. Day and a half, nothing, nothing. Literally just coming out of the fog right now, like.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
It sucks. It's horrible. I hope nobody has to do it. I hope I'm the last person on earth who ever has to do it.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I'm mad as hell. And you know what the worst thing is, is when you have no one to blame but yourself.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
And it was. I swear to God, it was distended. Distended and hugely bloated. And I was like this.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
moaning yeah oh andrew's driving me back to my he's driving you yeah i wouldn't let somebody see me if i was that sick oh no no it was it was it was like i was like you have to help me i was like help me help me and he was so nice and he drove me from the thing to the thing and i was the whole time i was like how am i not gonna puke how am i not gonna puke and i was like uh right uh
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Then why are you going on rides?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Well, I watched The Final Destination. With the roller coaster? Yeah. Yeah. Had to. Had to. You never seen it? No, I never. I watched all of them on YouTube because I don't like any of the story. I just went all to death.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
That's what they said in the movie.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I always factor in that, like, people say, oh, well, yeah, well, it's like, well, then I won't go. There's either that or nothing.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
It's a stroller park. It is. Four of them. You know, you ever seen the four? Oh, yeah. I'm laid across. I got two twins.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Why would you be going like that? Why would you be going ass first?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I can't do that, though. Because I can't... I'm not capable of lying that much. You know what I mean? It's like, well, if you're going to scream about it, you have to examine it. And if you examine it, then you realize it's you, bitch.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Oh, fierce.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
I like the Jurassic Park one because the dinosaurs are really fucking scary. Yeah, that's scary. They were scary.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
It's like multiple rides. Multiple rides within a ride. That's crazy to me. I was like, I feel like that's like, I'm going to go to the grocery store and bag my own groceries.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Yeah, you got to move. You got to get up and move. I don't get to, when I get into a ride, you know what I do? I get to sit down and be scared shitless.