The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 25 Feb 2025
From the makers of The Fast and the Furioustest and 2 Fast 2 Fastiest comes the highest-octane installment of the hit movie franchise ever! When convicted felon and secret drag queen Jonathan "Turbo Titties" Callahan (Trixie Mattel) tries to start a new life on the south side of Milwaukee, his obsession with street racing sets him on a collision course with the head of the Wisconsin criminal underworld, Brian "Boo Boo Butterfinger" Baker (Katya Zamo). To survive an icy crash in his Dodge Intrepid during a blizzard race, Turbo Titties will have to master the art of peeing in a water bottle - a new style of racing where the drivers of tricked-out cars slide through hairpin turns, defying gravity and death for the ultimate golden release. With more mind-blowing stunts and heart-pounding racing sequences than ever, The Bald the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift puts you in the totally straight-man driver's seat with cars and guns and explosions and sh*t. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the podcast episode about?
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Hello, dear listeners. This is Katya. In light of the recent discoveries of the tweets by Carla Sofia Gascon, the bald and the beautiful and all incorporated would all like to express our just despicable disgust. And it further exacerbates my own particular hatred for this movie. I think it's wrong. I think it's ratchet. And I think it sucks.
So that being said, enjoy the episode and have a lovely day. Well, it's Oscar season, folks. And just as we predicted, our friends over at Emilia Perez have swept every category except congeniality, which is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. And furthermost. Can you believe? I... Are you gagging for that pussy? That pussy has me totally gagged.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about the Oscars?
So he would go get giant, giant McDonald's milkshakes and drink them every day just trying to pack on weight. And he would call them triple-dipple thick. Triple-dipple thick. I hate that. Triple-dipple nipple. I guess David Lynch had a malt milkshake like for every day at the same time for like seven years at Bob's Big Boy or whatever. Not fierce. Routine. Do you like a routine?
I love a food routine. Okay. I look forward to the same foods over and over again. Like I'll make tacos. The next day I'll use the leftovers to make nachos. Like I'll use the same shit.
I want the same flavors and faunas and floras for days in a row. And then I'm good for a month. I'm a food repeater, but then it's a hard no. And I need something. Give me something. Do my brows. Do something else.
I completely agree. So what is your, for the rest of your life, you have one menu. What is it? Breakfast, lunch, dinner. And the only snack, you get a snack that's three choices. Okay. So the breakfast is eggs, toast. How are the eggs?
Scramble with buttermilk. Okay. Salt and pepper. Okay. Toast, white or sourdough toast with butter. And then like a potato scramble, potatoes, onions, and like red, green peppers.
What are you drinking? Orange juice or grapefruit juice. I say grapefruit juice. No coffee, no tea? No. Okay. So then I have a banana for a snack. Okay. Then for lunch,
fuck okay for lunch what is it a chicken a fake chicken sandwich okay with um what's the thin so it's bread like a bun and then it's a spicy chicken patty fake chicken patty okay with like melted cheese on it um lettuce and like jalapenos sprinkled on it because i love spicy
Yeah. Hot. I'm not happy unless my, like my face is sweating. I feel that. I love that. Right. Cause like, what is this about? What are we doing? Why can't I feel my lunch? Mild salsa. Yeah. Girl, shut up. Like get, get out of here. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up, ugly. And then for dinner, baby, tacos. Tacos? Tacos. Fucking tacos with flour tortillas. Tacos. Okay. What's in the taco?
Well, kind of like some of the same stuff from- The fake chicken? No. Ground beef crumbles with the cheddar cheese, with the cheddar, tell them, tell them what cheddar cheese with iceberg lettuce with, you know, peppers and all that type, what they got. Oh, and a corn slaw on the top too in the taco. Fierce. Like a corn pico? Okay. Why are you mad? What are you drinking? Oh, Diet Coke. Diet Coke.
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