Unknown Speaker 3
Appearances
Anatomy of Murder
Behind the Mask (Ernest Ibarra)
Just some faint conversations, but I couldn't make out what was being said. Something about Big Ernie. Again, I heard Big Ernie's name. I heard him again. And then, get him out, get him out, get him out, get him out. Load him up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
You should have said that. You should have said it's illegal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
That's what it's called.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Boom, boom, boom.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Let's do it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Let's fucking do it. I'll be there right now. We got a tape measure?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Take your fucking shoes off.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Stop, stop, stop. We're not doing that today. Guys, this has been a good episode. Patreon.com You're fucking phony.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
70. What's that? 5'10". 5'10". 5'10". 5'10". Hey, guys. 5'10". Hey, Patreon.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I could be assuming wrong, but it seems like you're against the current administration's tariff plan. What would you do different? Because no one's giving actual solutions.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
So what are things the Democratic Party can do better? Because, like, I like you go speak to both sides. We've begged so many Democrats to come on this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
You have Bernie and AOC who clearly have a message that's resonating. Why isn't the party getting behind that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
So you want less regulations.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I was on a subway. I used to work in New York Presbyterian and that walk did suck walking from York Avenue to Lexington.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I'm just saying.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
What are you talking about? It's the first day out of New York.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Yeah, but I'm talking about the walk that I would have to do every day going to and from work to York to Lex Suck. It would have been great if a 2nd Avenue train was there. Because it's not 3rd. You've got to walk two less blocks. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yo, avenues are like three blocks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Yeah, those avenues. Crosstown avenues. Come on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
No, you're lying. Because there's so much cover.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Don't put it on me. This is what we do for a living. Before we get too far away from it, you said that... That's a New York City terror. You said doge... We all agree that there's money being wasted in government. And we were for the idea of Doge, but you said they're only doing it for power. How is what they're doing for power?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Because it seems like they're just focusing on cutting down expenditures so they have something that can be like, look, we saved all this money. But how is it a power play?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Unless somebody in the room is on board with trains. It's just you and I in this car. This podcast is now me and you. We love trains and mostly right on top of them hosts.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Listen, when there's big projects like that, that nothing happens. It feels like when construction where it's like the construction crew tells you, oh, we'll get this done in three months. And then they take three years because they just want to squeeze it out. So it's like we have no faith in construction.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I mean, how would you get the messaging out? How would you help people realize good things are actually happening?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I didn't watch Game 2. They lost, so clearly they need my eyes to win.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Exactly. They need our eyes. They need New Yorkers' eyes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I think the biggest problem— Taking back on that? Yeah. So I think it's great going everywhere to speak to people. One thing that I don't see happening from the Democratic Party is getting their message out and actually convincing people or letting them know, like, hey, we're doing stuff or these are the stuff we've gotten done.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
This is something I don't like that Trump does, but it actually works with— like permeating the culture. Like he ran on, Hey, I'm going to get all these criminal migrants out of the country. And then he makes a video where you see all these guys chained up, coming off the plane, going in. That's messaging that you don't even need to understand. You see it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
And it's like, Hey, he said he's going to do something and look, he's getting it done. So it's like, I think he knows how to play that social media game where it's like, Oh, I know how to speak to people. And that's something Dems aren't doing at all. So it's great that you go talk to other places, but what other ways can you get your messaging through to people?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Yeah, that's fine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Mm-hmm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
And then, oh, sorry. Fast forward just a little bit. So now you're happy, you're out, you're in a relationship, and then you choose to adopt twins. Yeah. Black twins, respect. How has fatherhood been?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Have you thought about when your son gets older, his experience in the world, probably different from yours, how would you have those combos with him? Or even, let's say, your daughter, learning to deal with her hair, it's going to be a little difficult. Have you thought about these things? Yeah, we think about it all the time.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I was shocked when Obama won. I didn't think the country was ready for a black brother.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Oh, it's on a different subject. You're probably.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Yeah. Me personally. Oh, sorry. I know you better get out of here, Pete. This is my last one. I think the biggest issue facing America is the wage gap. Salaries have been stagnant. CEO pays have skyrocketed. How can we convince corporations to pay higher salaries when their responsibility is to stockholders?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I love it. Get your shit. Imagine you're watching your mom on TV like, no. She's trying to talk to the president of the United States. Jeez, we mayor.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
That gets shit done.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Like, apparently there's no water because they're trying to protect the smell. Goddamn, dude. What? Shower. Deodorant.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I can't even laugh on you the way I want to laugh on you because you smell so horrible. No. And how bad did he smell? You're sick, bro. Don't even touch me. But it goes through. That's crazy. I can't smell.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I don't think he's capable of keeping his mouth shut. I think if it's gun to your head, which it literally probably is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
They tried going to Israel.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I agree. Yeah, you're right. That sucks. Right? It sucks to do this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
That wasn't an attack. It was tourism.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
They want to make your mom trans?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
We got him out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Stop. What the heck?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
It's a different, everyone needs their own thing, okay? Got it, okay, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Occam's like, oh, pneumonia.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I had the toaster in the oven and everything. In the oven. In the bath. That is double suicide, bro. Sylvia Plath with the toaster? That's crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
No, I saw it on Google.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
That was the best one. That was the best one, 100%. There's so many good ones.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Fucking Sanchez.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
No good deed goes unpunished.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
That's a win-win.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Should we just put Israel there? Oh, there you go.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
We're trying to make a deal. We could take it by force.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I think she was perfect, though. Have you fucked an Inuit? Is that why you know all this?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
You know what I mean? Colombia...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
They're citizens.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
What are you doing? You know? Do you think my mom's still listening?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Literally. I can't.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
This is what I'm talking about. Some real authentic emotion. Keep it up. Keep it up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah, that's probably true.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
But what were you waiting for? What was he doing? For him to leave. I was like three years old.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
It's cold outside the shower. Was he washing you?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Either it's normal or it's traumatic.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
And you're just sitting there with the towel wrapped around you, drying off. Yeah, I was so cozy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I was one year old.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
You said you were in kindergarten, bro. No, I didn't. I was three months old, bro. No, you said kindergarten. No, that's not. He didn't go to kindergarten.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Oh, my God. Would you ever shower with your mom? What was that like? That was much older.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Nah, with your mom's... That's less weird. I would shower with Al's mom. No question was asked.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Oh, God. Hold on. Why is it expensive to shower with Al's mom? What are you trying to say? He's 1.5. 1.5, that's what he said. Why are you thinking about it?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Get a GoFundMe already. Put it on the internet. Yo, we're never not starting with Patreon questions ever again for Patreon.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I just watched, yeah. That's what I was doing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
We got records to write.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It was good. Yeah, it was fun. He had a really great moment where LeBron's on a fast break. LeBron looks way younger. First game with Luka and he's on a fast break and Luka looks up court and sees him and literally big smile tosses it up to LeBron.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I'm broken.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That's it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
, , , , , ,, in the.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I swear that's the excuse I use every single time. That's a great excuse.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You maybe didn't mention, she's also a producer. Yeah, and he's a director. I think that's later. No, no, I think from the beginning, she's a producer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
So it's not just an actress wanting to change a scene. It's also someone with power.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
If I'm Baldoni, I'm not even going.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Got his back blown out?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Gimbal. Oh, Gimbal. What if you did that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Like Wicked. Yeah, you could do like Wicked and make her fly to find gravity.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You know what I mean?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Like, no, we don't want gray.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I don't. I don't trust them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You're right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Am I making you uncomfortable right now? All right, fair enough.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yo, keep singing, Keshav.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Finally, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You guys know that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Our coach was chugging these like no tomorrow. While he's telling us, while he's telling us he's on a serious diet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That's a juice diet right there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
So to deny people who need healthcare, healthcare, is how you make the company profitable. While at the same time getting them to continue to pay. So convince you to pay them money and then not help them when they need it. Kill that motherfucker. I'm just saying, kill that motherfucker.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Ja, es ist verrückt, aber er spricht mit dem Gericht in der Gerichtssitzung. Ich glaube nicht, dass er sich legal verteidigt. Ich glaube nicht, dass er sich repräsentiert, aber ich glaube, dass er mit dem Gericht zurückgeht. Warte, also denkt ihr nicht, dass er verrückt ist?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Nein, nein, er ist wahrscheinlich verrückt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Es ist einfach mehr Spaß, zu sagen, dass er ein Vigilante-Hero ist.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Aber zwei Dinge können wahr sein, oder?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Du kannst ein verrückter Vigilante-Hero sein. Ja. Aber es ist selten, dass Menschen, die wir als schlecht bezeichnen, getötet werden.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Bad things usually don't happen to bad people. This is one of those rare cases.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
It's just nice to see gun violence bringing people together. It's just nice to see an act of senseless crime bringing the whole country together.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
We can fight behind something. Anybody who ever had to pay for their own health insurance, this made the most sense.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
I think Americans are ready for central healthcare or whatever it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Universal health care. If you want that to happen, mark out a couple more of these guys.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Do you remember when we were talking about this? We were like, okay, there's going to come a time where there's a wealth disparity and it'll either be like a violent revolution or a political revolution. Yeah. We're getting close.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Yeah, we're getting close. But you can like rich people, basically the super, super, super, super rich have to make sure that the super poor have just enough to get by. The second they don't have enough to get by, then they're going to, okay, we're going to storm that person's fucking estate and we're going to kill his whole family, etc. And that's what happens here. So a way to keep them poor.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
But keep them happy would be to just give them universal healthcare. And that will get you a few more years. It's going to take some money off of your bottom dollar, but you'll find a way to just put on the middle class or put on the kind of rich like they always do. But that is a way to keep them out of your pockets or keep them from storing your estate for a few more decades. Decades, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Du kriegst ein paar mehr Jahrzehnte. Und dann werden sie sagen, warte, ich kann nicht essen, aber ich kann meinen Nacken fixieren. Das ist verdammt. Und sie werden einen anderen von dir schießen. Aber das ist ein guter Beweis, dass es Zeit ist, die Leute zu kümmern. Weil er war nicht reich.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Nein, er war einer der reichsten Familien. Sein Cousin ist ein Delegat in Maryland. Er hat eine Art politische Office. Wirklich? Ja, Nino Mangione.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Schwieriges Ding, die ganze Familie hat ein paar Krankenhäuser. Und sie haben wirklich schlechte Ratings. Also bin ich so. If you should be upset at somebody, you probably should be upset at your own family.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
He didn't talk to his family for like three, six months, whatever. No one knew what happened to him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
But it's just interesting, like why is he, the anger being directed at the health insurance company when your family is really not doing a good job taking care of old people.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Actually, don't kill him. You know what you should do? You should make sweet love to him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
I didn't know that they had nursing homes. Oh yeah, they own like a bunch, like probably like 10 to 12.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Oh, wow. Take it to the top, baby.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Interesting. There's a little, apparently he had this back injury. I don't know if that's real.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Yeah. But this like lingering back injury. He had to get surgery. Again, this is kind of one of the stories people are saying. I don't know if it's the case, but it's like he was in Hawaii. He was surfing, injured his back. Er bekommt die Rückenschmerzen. Es gibt einen ganzen Racket der Rückenschmerzen. Ich habe das auch angeschaut. Sie sind überdiagnostiziert.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Und oft wird gesagt, dass die erste Schmerze optional ist, die zweite nicht. Und die Doktoren machen die Rückenschmerzen. Und dann haben sie chronische Rückenschmerzen. Weil der Doktor die Rückenschmerzen für die Rückenschmerzen bekommt. Fuck. Das ist das, was die Leute sagen. Und es ist also möglich, dass er sich in diese Richtung befasst hat.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
That's what you should do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Er fühlt sich manipuliert, er hat sich davon vorgenommen, und jetzt, für den Rest seines Lebens, ist er in Schmerzen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Also, sie schauen auf seine Buch-Rekommendationen, die Bücher, die er gelesen hat, und es gibt viele Back-Schmerzen-Bücher. Ja. Und er redet über diese Scheiße, er fühlt sich wütend an, er hat vielleicht, manche Leute sagen, er hat Ayahuasca gemacht. Um es durchzuführen. Und das war teilweise Teil davon.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Also, er war wütend, traumatisiert, hyperintelligent, und dann geht er potenziell verrückt, spricht nicht mit seiner Familie für drei, sechs Monate, und dann formt er seinen Plan.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yo, what we should have done is made sweet love to Wish. We should have made sweet love to him. I would let this guy fuck me. No, no, not this guy. I would let him fuck me. But what if we make sweet love to the CEO of United Healthcare?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Und dann kommt wieder ein verdammter Superherr.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Was für eine Geschichte. Was für eine Geschichte. Es fühlt sich an wie Batman. Er wird nicht getroffen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Er ist viel cooler. Aber er geht nach anderen Billionären. Und dann versucht er Bruce Wayne zu töten.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Und das ist dann, wo der Episode von Batman beginnt. Der dritte Episode.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ich meine, Dexter, die Idee war... Der Serialkiller, der andere Serialkiller tötet, richtig? Oh, ich dachte, er ist ein Serialkiller, der nur schlechte Menschen tötet. Vielleicht geht das so, aber ich denke, die Idee war Serialkiller.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Serialkiller töten schlechte Menschen, Serialkiller töten schlechte Menschen. Ich denke, es ist sowas von beidem. Er tötet jemanden, der Kopferpipen verkauft hat.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Er tötet nicht gute Leute, er tötet Mörder oder so.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Das kommt wahrscheinlich zu diesem Punkt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Aber die Idee ist das. Er muss diese Bedürfnisse ernähren, damit er einen Weg finden kann, um der Gesellschaft zu helfen. Und jetzt können wir ihn lieben.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Robin Hood ist ein Kleptomaniak. Er will die armen Leute helfen, weil er das will.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So fühle ich mich nicht schuldig. Das ist großartig. Ich frage mich, ob andere CEOs von diesen Firmen jetzt schauen, wie das Publikum reagiert. Nicht, ob es eine verrückte Person gibt, die versuchen wird, dich zu töten. Es kann immer eine verrückte Person sein, die versuchen wird, uns zu töten. Aber die Publikumreaktion. Und sie denken, wow. Ich bin verärgert. Mein Job ist verärgert.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wenn ich Leuten sage, was ich für ein Leben tue, haben sie mich verärgert. Sie enttäuschen mich und denken, dass ich mit dem, was ich in der Welt tue, furchtbar bin. Und ich wundere mich, ob das auf sie aufweist und sie anfangen zu sagen, ich will nicht von dieser Art und Weise gedacht werden, von meiner Gemeinschaft.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oder ich wundere mich, ob sie so ein Soziopath sind, dass sie sagen, ah, fuck it, das ist so, wie ich es mache.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Anti-Research and Development.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And all the healthcare CEOs. What if they get made sweet love to? You know what? Then when he goes to the psychiatrist for his sexual trauma, deny the claim. Deny! Deny, deny, deny. Deal with that shit.
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The reason that a lot of these drug companies say that they should be public is because they need money. They need the money to do the R&D to profit off the drugs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The entire world benefits from our drug R&D. Okay, that would make sense for pharma. What about health insurance companies? Why does United Health... Hey. Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And unfortunately that R&D might lead to like way worse things for us.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. But it is... It's how you make more food more addictive. Exactly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, yeah. So maybe you eliminate that and the food gets healthier.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Dude, you can literally start a fucking GoFundMe. You guys want to do Doritos flavor?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Five dollars to the GoFundMe. I mean, it's a Kickstarter. What if we like... I don't think this is... Because again, if the goal is to maximize profits for the shareholder, I'm going to... No, In-N-Out never had a...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Das ist nicht ein öffentlich getradetes Geschäft. Sehr reichlich. Das ist nur ein Schlag.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Also, lass uns nicht sagen, dass du es nicht brauchst, um öffentlich getradet zu sein. Chipotle, die Qualität, ist öffentlich getradet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Und weil du sagst, ich könnte diesen wirklich hohen Qualitätschicken benutzen, aber es kostet mehr, also werde ich einen niedrigeren Qualitätschicken benutzen, aber das ist okay, weil meine primäre Verantwortung nicht an die Leute ist, die ich fülle, sondern an die Teilhabe. Akash, manchmal machst du some great ass points.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Das passiert nicht oft. Nein, aber wirklich, das ist ein guter Punkt. Du stoppst, deiner Kunden zu verantwortlich zu sein. Und jetzt werden deine Kunden ein Konduit dafür, dass deine Verkäufer mehr Geld verdienen. In vielen Fällen verletzt du deine Kunden.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You enjoyed it. I want your cheeks up on the wall. I want to cast your cheeks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Und diese Beziehung ist dann eine Animosität, wo man sagt, okay, vielleicht mag ich das Essen, aber ich hasse den Service und ich hasse all diese Dinge. Die Unternehmen, die da sind, um den Kunden zu servieren, wie In-N-Out zum Beispiel. Sie hören immer, sie bezahlen ihren Arbeitnehmern, du weißt, 15 Dollar pro Stunde, 20 Dollar pro Stunde. Sie bezahlen weit über Minimumwage.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wenn du in diese Scheiße gehst, sind sie glücklich. Sie sind glücklich.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Und du fühlst dich gut. Du fühlst dich großartig. Ja, genau.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You walk into some of these fast food restaurants and it looks like it's on a site. Yeah, they're trying to say you murdered a CEO. Yeah, it's like, bro, I'm trying to get a ticket. They're snitching because they're not getting paid right. There is no way an In-N-Out-Employee would have snitched on Mangione. No. You would have given them animal style. You are an animal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ich will seine Eier malen, ich will ihn auf die Wand legen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ich liebe es, wenn die Bernie-Bros hören und sagen, ja, wir haben es endlich geschafft.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wir haben es endlich geschafft.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wir haben es endlich geschafft. Wir haben es endlich geschafft. Wir haben es endlich geschafft. Those are the two that come to mind. Let's say, for example, a bridge could be a publicly traded company. Yeah. No! Be responsible for me getting over to the other side! Don't be responsible for some guy in Arizona who invested in his bridge company.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ich glaube nicht, dass du Lachen darüber machen kannst. Warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte. Where I put all the cheeks that I made sweet love to.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The George Washington Bridge, the Brooklyn Bridge, those motherfuckers gotta serve us and nobody else.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Same thing should apply. The only things that come to my mind are essentially medicine, which is food, and actual healthcare. I guess you could say medicine. You thought of this right now? No, I've been thinking this and this just proved to me that there was something here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Every once in a while he starts acting like a real Hindu. Fucking Indian. I know, I know. You know what I mean? Like sometimes his little Punjabi brain is working.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But when you start acting like a Hindu. Yesterday in the group chat, there was no karma in that group.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He was going full Punjabi. You also need the Punjabis to fucking throw it down. And when it's war, they're about that action. And you need that version of him too. I want to smoke with everybody. That's what you need.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We can't do no Punjabi. Because it's going to be too passive.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Es ist ein bisschen zu passiv, aber manchmal braucht man das Hindu zu kommen, um diese verrückten Punkte zu machen. Und dann, wenn sie sagen, dass deine Punkte dumm sind, kommt der Punjabi rein. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Aber ja, ich denke, das ist wahr. Ich denke, die amerikanischen Leute wollen es.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Es ist Zeit für Gesundheitsschutz, Mann. Ja, ich weiß nicht. Universal-Healthcare, ich weiß nicht. Ich denke, das ist ein Anfangspunkt. Weil du weißt eigentlich, und ehrlich gesagt, ich denke nicht, dass du so viel über die Verhütungsschulden kümmerst, aber du kannst das als Schild benutzen. Oh, it's all about, you want your own profits. The shareholders are secondary to what you want.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But you get to hide behind that. Every business person says your primary financial whatever responsibility is bullshit. Take that away from them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, it's because the board can fire people that aren't making the company money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ja, und sie können sich hinter dem selben Entschuldigung verstecken. Also jetzt bist du nicht öffentlich beteiligt, jetzt bist du ein Scheiß.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Jetzt antworte dafür. Meine Eltern sagten immer, wie glücklich sie waren, dass sie etwas ethisch gemacht haben. Sie sagten immer zu mir, was meinst du? Sie sagten, ja, wir lernen einfach Menschen, wie sie tanzen. Und sie genießen es wirklich und lieben es. Und es fühlt sich wirklich gut an, dass wir diese Möglichkeit haben, uns für uns selbst zu vermitteln.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Es gibt viele Leute, die Dinge tun, die potenziell unethisch sind. Und sie haben die Versicherung mitgebracht. Also jemand muss in jemanden Haus gehen, der von einem Hurrikan zerstört wird. And say, well, technically you didn't board your windows. And if you had boarded your windows, it would have destroyed your living room and your kitchen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So we're not going to repay your living room and kitchen. And then those people are screwed. But that's what they have to do for a living. And we get to come on this podcast and just talk about making love to little guys. Ja, die kleinen Arschlöcher, wir machen die kleinen Arschlöcher lieb.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He's a little stocky, so those are some heavy cheeks right there. Oh, we're going to go to a professional.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Es ist ethisch. Es ist ethisch.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wir können unseren Kindern darüber erzählen. Unsere Kinder werden eines Tages sehen und sagen, verdammt, das sind verrückte Arschlöcher. Sie haben etwas getan.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Sie werden uns anschauen und sagen, ja, das ist ein dummer Arschlöcher. Ich wäre so stolz. Wie war eure Woche? Hatten Sie eine gute Woche? Das war großartig. Besser als Brian Thompson?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I was in Albany, so not that much better. Oh, were you at the Funny Bone? Yeah, it was a great club. The club is good. It's shocking how much colder it is outside of New York City as soon as you leave. Two hours of snow. Ugly people. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We're going to go to a real mounter. You know, we're going to go to someone who deals with big animals like an elk or something like that. Yo, you're telling me you can't make sweet love to a UnitedHealthcare CEO who's trying to deny coverage to people who need it? I mean... Oh, of course you could.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm telling you, you get... How people make a city just have a little bit more warmth. You forget about the cold, but when you're walking around Albany, you're like, damn, it is brick outside.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What the fuck? Where is Luigi Mangione? Where is Luigi Mangione to give me a hug when I need him? It is colder with ugly people, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I know that sounds like it doesn't make sense logically. San Francisco is much colder than LA. San Francisco is one of the darkest. I think it's actually sunny, but the people are so ugly, you're like, I don't even want to look. God don't even want to shine down. Why would I waste this sun?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Let me throw this shit down in Los Angeles where they need it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Das ist der Grund, warum Leute aus Boston so lustig sind, weil es so ist. Du bist nicht dreckig, du musst zumindest lustig sein. Du musst es aufmachen. Ja.
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Auch die Frauen da oben sind lustig. Ja. Ja. Eine Menge Indiener sind auf der Liste von dreckigen Städten, übrigens. Oh, wirklich? Ja.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Weil sie versuchen, die am liebsten attraktivste Stadt zu sagen, und sie sind so, oh, es ist Boston, es ist was. Ja, sie versuchen immer, mit diesen Listen zu sprechen.
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Nein, die am liebsten attraktivste Stadt ist wahrscheinlich L.A., oder? No, it's New York. I feel New York is underrated, to be honest.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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New York, for sure. I mean, I agree. We look good even in the wintertime. Can I be honest with you?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's also diverse beauty. L.A., the hottest girls, they're not out. You don't see them. Can I just be honest? There's too many intelligent people in New York for it to be the hottest.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The thing about L.A. is there's no need for intelligence at all. Pretty much all jobs in L.A. can be done by literal retards. And because of that... We have Luigi's, though. Intelligent hot people. Wait, where's he from? I thought he's from Pennsylvania.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Northeast, northeast. Ja, wir nehmen sie mit. Ja, wir nehmen sie mit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Was ich meine, ist... Oh, wenn es nur Nachbarn gibt, dann z.B. L.A. nicht z.B. New York nicht z.B. All die heißen Leute gehen da hin.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ja, das ist ein guter Punkt. Ja, aber dann wird es schlussendlich akkumuliert. Okay, also wir haben Leute, die sich bewegen. Aber mit den Leuten, die sich bewegen, ist es okay. Also New York, du musst einen gewissen Niveau von Intelligenz haben, um hier zu leben, richtig? Weil es nicht so viele Jobs für Verrückte gibt, wie es in L.A.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Weißt du, was ich meine? Also, leider... Du musst einen gewissen Niveau von Intelligenz haben.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wie erklärst du all den Dove-Mädchen?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Well, they don't live here. They never live here. Double's not hooked up with a single girl that lives in New York.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They stay at his place. I'm here for two weeks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I come from Brazil for two weeks. I come from Brazil for two weeks. And I stand outside Tommy Hilfiger's store. I have to stand outside Tommy Hilfiger's store and hold a surfboard for 8,000 days. And then he waits till it's like their last two days here so you don't have to break up with him.
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Would you like to pay for my citizenship so I can stand outside Tommy Hilfiger's store and hold a surfboard? And then he goes, no, I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. Oh, shucks. Oh, shucks, I have to go back to Rio de Janeiro where I stand outside a different store with a surfboard for way less money.
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Enough people hate him, so I think... Enough people hate him, you're totally fine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Das ist, das ist, das ist Dubs Girl. Sie haben den Akzent, wenn sie Sex haben. Ist das wahr? Oh, ja, 100%. Du weißt nicht, ob sie weinen oder sprechen. Sie klingeln wie ich weine. Das ist ein legendärer Akzent.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. We gotta start off this episode today. Big shout out to Luigi Mangione on the PEDs. Look at that bod.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, what if we found out instead of killing him, someone just buttfucked him on the street at Times Square? Bring it back to the 80s.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Fuckin' Dana White's Contender Series. No, but that's it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But in terms of Dove being like a real New Yorker, no, it's not gonna happen. Yeah. Has that not happened? Come on. Never once, never once, you never, never, never once. New York girls are hard, bro. You need to, like, Dove's Charm doesn't work on New York girls. Dove's Charm works on girls with, like, hope and dreams. New York girls are, they are dark, bro. They've seen some shit at 14 years old.
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We're all too soft. None of us has a New Yorker. Honestly, it's true. But still, it's not New York. She had a happy childhood.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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She had a pretty happy childhood. She had a pretty happy childhood. New York toughened you up, bro. Yeah. My girls get a little too tough.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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An Elmo? Dude, if an Elmo fucked this healthcare CEO... An Elmo brought out that Mexican dick and just buttfucked the United Health CEO.
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I'm like, yo! We open WTF LA for a reason. Yo, what's going on? Is it the season? My girl getting tough too.
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Like, it's crazy out here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What's going on? It's the coldness, bro. What do you do? What do you do in this situation? My logic don't work no more. We got a Miami winter studio. It needs to happen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, we need to keep them distracted.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I have to grow out my beard for cushions to get slapped.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I move the camera. My man. You gotta be careful about these Spanish women, bro. You gotta be careful about these Spanish women. I can't believe you would say that about Spanish women.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You know what you need? You need to get that little red cape and just be out there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Alright, did y'all watch the fights at all?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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this past weekend? I did not. Tell me what happened. You watched? I didn't. Did someone steal your pay-per-view, by the way?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Son, I thought someone stole my pay-per-view. I treat our whole work group chat as just a personal helpline. I couldn't sign in to the fight. I was trying to buy the fight and they wouldn't let me sign in. It was not available on this device. So I was like, are the boys watching at the studio? That's what I figured you guys were. So I texted the group. I was like, yo, what's up with the...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It would. Churros for everybody.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The fights. I can't sign in. And then nobody answered. And I just handed my phone to my wife and she figured that shit out. It's great to have someone that's under 30 looking at your technology and making sure that shit works. We all looked at your message like, he'll figure it out. I get it. But I did end up watching it and they were fantastic. So there was this fight between
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Aber ja, es gibt so ein paar Sachen wie das. Ich bin mir ziemlich sicher, dass auch während der Covid-19-Pandemie alle diese Krankenhäuser verkauft wurden, und sie mussten sie alle in eine Sache packen, und jetzt sind sie alle von der Privat-Equität gekauft.
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Ian Gary und Shavkat Rachmanov. Ich glaube, das ist sein Name. Ich habe es vermisst. Das war phänomenal. Shavkat ist der Bögemann der Division. Ian Gary kommt auf drei Wochen Anruf. Es gab viel Shit-Talk über Ian Gary. Er hat eine interessante Situation, wo seine Frau und die Mutter seines Kindes auch ihre Ex als Trainer haben. Sie machte seine Mahlzeiten.
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Sie hat das Buch über Golddigger geschrieben. Sie hat das Buch geschrieben, das ist ein satirisches Buch, aber natürlich ist jeder... Oder, ja, es ist unglaublich akkurat, wer weiß. Aber ich weiß nicht genau, was die Situation ist. Als ich es zuerst sah, war ich so, holy shit, das ist verdammt. Diese armen Kinder werden sich vorgenommen. Sie ist viel älter als sie. Sie hat sie geschlossen.
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Sie hat ihn geändert, um ihren Namen zu inkludieren. Und wie viele auf der Straße, du bist so, das ist verdammt. Dann liest du das Buch und es ist klar wie ein Lüge. Okay. Also bin ich so, okay, das könnte etwas sein, was hier passiert ist. Auf jeden Fall, dieser Arschloch. Es ist ein Gruppe-Effort. Whoever was doing the PED testing for the UFC, what was it called? Usada.
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Alle diese Ärzte bekommen Arztpraxen, die sie nicht wirklich brauchen, und sie bekommen von den fucking, du weißt, den medizinischen Verkaufsfirmen.
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Getting Usada out of there? These motherfuckers are chiseled now. They should look like WWE in the 90s, bro. Usada makes shit look boring. Get Usada the fuck out of here. These guys are... Red is ultimate warrior. Every single one of them. Get out of here. Listen, I'm sure they're all abiding by all the rules. They're working out harder now.
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They're just working out harder now that USADA's not there. They're P-testing them all the time. They're not going to be accused. That fight is phenomenal. It is super tactical. It was just awesome to see. Both guys phenomenal. I was not familiar with your game. The guy who was in the main card, Pantoja, was fighting this guy coming over from 1 or something like that. Japanese dude.
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This Pantoja guy is relentless. Really? I mean, like... It was under pressure. And you guys should just... It's short. I would watch the highlights. He fights at 125 fucking pounds. And he is... Es war... Wrestler, Striker? Striker, der auch Jiu-Jitsu macht. Ich glaube, sein Hintergrund ist eigentlich in Wrestling oder Jiu-Jitsu. Aber er war mit dem Mann streiken.
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Es ist ein sehr unethischer Job zu haben.
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Und der andere Mann, der ihn kämpft, ist bekannt als One-Punch-Knockout. Hast du das gesehen?
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Es gibt noch einen anderen, der sich eigentlich nur verabschiedet wurde. Also, technisch gesagt, hat dieser Kerl bisher nur eine gute Sache gemacht. Wegen der Tötung der Menschen, was schlecht ist. Er hat nur eine Sache gemacht.
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Blonde Asien? Wie soll man das hier hinlegen?
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Ich muss mich wiederhelfen. Und wenn wir es hier hinlegen, weiß ich nicht, ob sie es runternehmen werden. Schau dir das hier an. Er ist das Blonde Asien. Anyway, it was that fight for as long as it lasted. But this guy should be a superstar. Like, this guy... Pantoja. Yeah, he is... He won. He won, choked him out, but like, it was phenomenal. Where is he from? He's from, I believe, Brazil.
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Oh, they just skipped ahead. What does he sound like? Well, I don't know if we're up to that point in the pod yet.
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If we're up to a point in the pod. I guess they'll find out later. So you either find out later or you find out right now.
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If you beat an Asian at martial arts, you badass motherfucker. Bad motherfucker. Anyway, so it was fire.
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I mean, it was really cool. Really cool. And obviously this guy's a star, he's the champion of the division. I'm just being super casual, but that motherfucker was relentless. Anytime he's fighting again, I want to see it. And I want to see Ian Gary's next fight. I want to see him and Shavka get after it again. You wanna see that? Okay. I wanna see another rematch.
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Tötung der Person! Wir reden hier von Menschen. Er hat viel weniger Menschen getötet als dieser Healthcare-CEO.
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Maybe down the line they both get another fight or two. But I think this was one of those reality checks for Ian. Because he had all this hype and there's all this criticism. And then he goes and fights the scariest guy in the division. So they say, this is the guy who's gonna fight Bilal next.
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Right? Yeah. And he fights him. That's a tough fight. I think he lost. But it was 3-2. Und wenn es eine Karte gab, die die andere Richtung ging, oder eine Tore, die die andere Richtung gingen, dann wäre ich nicht verrückt, aber ich glaube, sie haben die Entscheidung richtig gemacht.
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Du hast gesagt, er hat 125 Kilo gewonnen? Er hat 125 Kilo gewonnen. Was hat er gewonnen? Was denkst du? Weil ich denke, ich kann 125 Kilo gewinnen.
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Ich meine, ja. Ich kann 125 Kilo gewinnen. Die letzte Woche meines Lebens basiert auf diesem Prinzip. Aber wenn ich das hier sehe, muss ich mich nachdenken.
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Wie viel Kung-Fu weiß dieser Arschloch?
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So, yeah, it was crazy. What did you think of the Cyril Ghosn decision? Horrible.
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Yeah, I saw Dana go and apologize to Volkov. Like, it was so horrible. I mean, Cyril Ghosn just got worked. He got his ass kicked. And I think, yeah, it was just... Apparently he broke his, like, every toe and one of his feet in, like, the first round or something like that. But, like, Volkov, I thought, fought a way better fight.
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Es gab einen Todesbericht. Sie sagten, er hat um seine Zeit als CEO in dieser bestimmten Position getötet. Es waren etwa 40.000 Menschen oder so. Sie sind gestorben, weil er ihnen die Bewertung verweigert hat. Das ist, was sie feststellen, ja. Und es ist ein bisschen indirekt. Das ist ein Genocide. Das ist ein Genocide. Er hat mehr Menschen getötet als Osama. 40.000 Menschen?
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He kind of, like, laid on him the last few rounds, the last round of it. So you could go, he didn't, like, really... deliver the decision, but it was easy. I don't think anybody that watched that fight with eyeballs thought that those judges got it right. I couldn't believe it. There's no way that the judges that judge the rest of the fights that I thought they judged well, judge that one.
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And the fact that Dana gets so upset about it, it's nice, because In Boxen schaue ich mir das an und denke mir, ah, der Promoter hat diese ganze Scheiße geriggt. Aber Data kommt raus und sagt, ich werde sehen, ob wir das wiederholen können. Das war eine der schlimmsten Entscheidungen, die ich je gemacht habe. Es macht mich fühlen, als ob die Juden neutral sind.
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Aber es ist auch ein interessantes Thema, wo man fragt, kann eine Organisation ein Scoring wiederholen? Und wenn sie das tun, was ist das für ein Präsent für das?
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Gehst du zurück? Das fühlt sich fast korruptierter an. Das tut es. Wenn das passiert, dann ist es wie jedes einzelne, alles, nicht, wir können es testen, wir können es testen, wir können es testen. Oder es könnte ein smartes Spiel von Dana sein.
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Es könnte sein, dass diese Person besser für die Views ist, aber obwohl sie die L genommen hat, muss ich actieren, als ob die andere Person es verdient hätte. Aber nein, du wirst den nächsten Spiel bekommen.
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Aber auch Verluste in der UFC, du kannst diese Leute immer noch runnen. Ja.
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Ja, diese Verletzung wird Garry überhaupt nicht schaden. Okay. Ich glaube nicht, dass es ihm hilft, weil er sofort einen Titel-Shed bekommen hätte. Ja, aber ich werde ihn immer noch sehen. Oh, okay. Ich glaube, es qualifiziert ihn und validiert ihn in einer Art und Weise.
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Du denkst, er ist nicht ein Prospekt. Dieser Typ ist gut. Erinnerst du dich, als Munoz in der letzten Minute den Kampf gemacht hat und sich zerstört hat? Aber du warst immer noch so, ich werde jeden Kampf sehen, den dieser Typ macht. Yeah. Wait, which one was Munoz again? He took a fight against, what's his name, last minute and just got battered for five rounds. Not against O'Malley.
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I think it might have been O'Malley.
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Oh, I think they're thinking of a different guy. I know the guy you're talking about.
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Is that a Brazilian guy? I thought it was Munoz.
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Was war es? Moutinho? Moutinho? Keine Ahnung. Keine Ahnung. Der Punkt ist, wenn du aufstehst und ausfällst, wird die UFC gewonnen. Ja. Ansonsten, ihr werdet den Stake halten. Ja. Der Leiter des globalen Bettings in den US-Social Casinos und Giftbasket. Bet on top sports and political events and use the promo code flagrant for your welcome bonus. Alright, now let's get back to the show.
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Shout out the blog, shout out D.L.
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Hewley, man, for being a fucking stand-up comedian.
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Versuchte Klicks zu bekommen. Was ist mit DL passiert, Bro? Ich weiß nicht. Das ist schrecklich, Alter. Das ist schrecklich. Sehen ihn versuchen Klicks aus dieser Situation zu bekommen und auch sie versuchen, ja, das war auch Jasmine Brand, sie versuchen, diese Narrative zu überprüfen. Das ist einer der schrecklichsten Sachen, die ich je gesehen habe.
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Weil als DL war ich so, yo, du bist ein Komiker. Das ist Kings of Comedy. Ich habe Kings of Comedy in der fucking Filmtheater gesehen.
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Mit meinen Jungs im Filmtheater, watching Kings of Comedy, the funniest thing I've ever seen. Seeing Bernie Mac for the first time, I was crying laughing, I couldn't fucking believe it.
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Ich schaue mich jetzt an. Das sind 13 Osamas. Das ist ein Genocide. Schaut auf Alexs Jacket an.
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My friend laughed so hard watching that, he threw up. That's awesome.
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It was just, you've never seen something like that. Anyway, there's this clip that they're going around trying to say that I'm like being a victim now. Do you have this shit? Play that shit. I've been posting shit like telling me they're gonna take out my family on like pictures of my child, my daughter.
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Are you surprised by this?
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So, Andrew Sosa's multiple Kendrick Lamar fans have threatened to kill his family over sexual assault joke. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that last six words or whatever. Isn't that interesting? So, what people don't know is that this was recorded before I ever said anything to Kendrick. Ihr wisst, das Outfit ist das gleiche wie Flagrant. Wir haben den Podcast am selben Tag gedreht.
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Ich habe also nichts zu Kendrick gesagt. Das ist die Zeitlinie. Kendrick schlägt den Bar in der Lieder. Er sagt, dass man nicht über schwarze Frauen spricht. Das ist das Gesetz für schwarze Komedien. Dann sagt er, dass man die schwarzen Jungs nahe zu ihm aufschlagen soll. Alex und Charlemagne ist, wie ich das bezeichne. Also, er hat seine schwarzen Freunde getötet.
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Das ist ein Genocide. Oh, das ist flach. Oh, ich dachte, du hattest den Palästin. Was? Oh, was sagt es?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Todesverletzungen zu ihnen, Todesverletzungen zu mir. Und ich hatte auch Todesverletzungen. Natürlich, Todesverletzungen. Todesverletzungen zu mir, Todesverletzungen zu meiner Familie, zu sagen, dass sie meine Tochter töten werden, auf meine Tochter zu posten. Wir haben sie noch nicht gepostet. Wir haben noch nicht gesprochen. Ich spreche nicht über zwei Wochen, richtig?
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Ich sage, okay, du sagst, Todesverletzungen an alle von uns, du kannst nicht über meine Tochter sprechen. Okay, es ist auf. Ich werde deinen Mann töten. Wenn wir irgendwas sagen, ist es so, dass wir Spaß haben. Es ist immer Spaß. Ich bin ein verdammter Mann. Es ist immer Spaß. Selbstbewusstsein. Nein, aber dann machen wir das Molden seines Nacktes. Ich hänge ihn auf der Wand. Das ist es.
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Ich bin auf dem Markt. Erinnere dich daran. Erinnere dich daran. Das passiert. Das ist es. Also, du sprichst ein bisschen.
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Ich kann sehen, dass sie das nehmen. Oh, er hat gesagt, häng.
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Und dann sofort. Also, du sagst, du sagst das. Du sagst, töte meine Freunde. Und dann kommen alle deine Fans raus. Nicht alle, aber die Fans kommen raus. Sie geben Todesangst an uns alle. Sie sprechen ein bisschen über meine 10-Jährige. Sie sagen, sie werden sie töten. Und dann sage ich, ich werde Kendrick lieb machen. Und jetzt sind alle Fans so wie, wie könntest du das machen? Du gehst zu weit.
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Die Jokes sind nicht lustig. Ja, wir sollten deine Familie töten und so. Und das ist völlig okay. Aber oh mein Gott, sie klatschen ihre fucking Perlen. Richtig?
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Ich dachte mir, wieso bist du wieder die Gefängnis? Er ist wirklich der Taylor Swift von Hip-Hop. Taylor ist der größte Künstler der Welt. Sie ist immer noch die Gefängnis. Sie ist die Gefängnis mit Scooter. Sie ist die Gefängnis mit ihrem Freund. Sie ist die Gefängnis mit den Labels. Kendrick ist das gleiche. Er ist der größte Rapper jetzt. Er hat Drake zerstört.
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You never had abs like that. You just never had abs like that. I thought it was because I'm pale, so the sun doesn't hit it different. And you guys, it hits it different. This guy is about to be the most beloved cold-blooded murderer. This is white prison band.
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Man kann nicht über Kendrick without saying it sprechen. Nein, er hat Drake zerstört. Er ist Nummer eins. Und er ist immer noch die Gefängnis. Er hat angefangen. Ja. Und sofort sind die Fans so, oh, das ist so rassistisch. Wie ist es rassistisch, wenn man zu meinem kleinen Arschloch liebt?
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Weißt du über diesen Term? Buckbreaking? Ich war nicht mit dem Term verbunden.
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Niemand weiß über diese Scheiße. Aber jetzt machen sie es rassistisch. Sie versuchen, mich ein Pädophil zu machen.
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Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja. I don't know if it's because Hollywood isn't great to people that are trying to make it and they're in their 30s or whatever. But they looked at the ages and they're like, oh, she's 29 years old still. And they're like, oh, she must have been 16 when they're dating. I go, 16?
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I go, I was on five shows on MTV when we were dating. How the fuck am I in a public relationship with a 16-year-old? Ich gehe und schaue, da ist sie auf X-Factor und sagt, sie ist 23. Und ich bin so, warte mal, diese Frau lügt über ihr Alter. Sie glaubte an die Lüge. Jetzt posten sie und versuchen, mich als Pädophil zu verwandeln. Also sind die Kendrick-Fans einfach los. Das ist verrückt.
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Rassistisch. Das sind die zwei Dinge, die sie tun. Und schau dir das an, sie ist black. Also nennen sie dich Rassistisch.
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Und deine Ex-Frau war eine black Girl.
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Ich bin Rassistisch und ich bin ein Pädophil. Ich bin Rassistisch und ich bin ein Pädophil. Ja. Nicht auf jeden Fall schwer. Fuck that shit. Das war lustig. Er liebte es. Ich war überrascht, wie viel er es liebte. Ich werde ehrlich sagen, es war, weil, wenn ich zurückgegangen bin und ich war so, lass mich sehen, was sie rauswerfen werden. Weil ich weiß, dass sie verrückt werden.
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Und als ich das Ding auf dem Pod gemacht habe, als wir den Flagrant-Episode gemacht haben, war ich so, ich weiß, dass sie verrückt werden. Ich war so, ich sitze zurück, ich werde sehen, sie werden den Kühlschrank von mir in die Küche werfen. Ich wusste es bereits. Und ich dachte mir, okay, lass uns mal sehen, was sie haben. Sie fangen alles an. Ah, er ist rassistisch, natürlich.
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Das ist die erste Sache, die sie natürlich machen werden. Dann machen sie die Pädophilie-Scheiße und ich dachte mir, okay, ja, natürlich. Okay, gut. Bullshit. Community-Note, schick sie kurz auf das. Ja, ja. Shout-out zu Elon, Bro. That shit came in clutch. That was fire. Und dann, so I'm like, okay, let's see. Okay, that's all they got. And then the celebs started getting comfy. Right?
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Die kulturellen Individuen verstehen das. Weißt du, was in Israel und Palästina passiert ist? Ich habe keine Ahnung.
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Because they saw, they're like, ooh, there's a trend in this direction. Let's pile on. The second I saw these cornball-ass celebs try to pile on, Meek tried to pile on, he's like, yeah, this is what they do. He made fun of me, called me gay in his stand-up. That shit was fucked up. I got a tweet of Meek saying, that shit was funny, bro.
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That's the first time I ever laughed at being called gay.
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Actually, he didn't say being called gay. He said, that's the first time I laughed at being gay.
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I almost feel bad for him. I almost didn't want to do that, because I'm like, poor Meek did not help himself.
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If anyone has a reason to be mad, you know what I mean, it's him. You were cooking him in that clip.
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Anyway, so he, and then Ice Cube's son tries to post some shit and I just put it right under it. I'm like, why don't you look up Google No Vaseline by your dad? And now he's in the comments explaining himself. Well, technically that was a joke. It was a metaphor. It wasn't a real thing that was actually going to happen. I'm like, oh, oh, really? Is that?
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Ich weiß nicht, ob ich auf der Dove-Seite bin. Du bist nicht auf der Dove-Seite.
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He must not have heard it in a while. Because those aren't all metaphors. Some.
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MC Ren's dick tastes like the shit in his ass or something.
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Talking about sticking a broom up somebody's ass. How do you make that into a metaphor? I don't know.
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The broom was actually really the oppression that black people had to endure. From the record industry, no. Nein, es war einfach verrückt, es zu sehen. Und dann zu sehen, dass Leute auf die Narrativen springen. Das Einzige, was mich verärgert hat, war das eine, das sie versucht haben, DL zu drücken.
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Und dann, glaube ich, Jasmine Brand versucht, es zu drücken, weil sie versucht haben, es zu machen, als ob ich eine Verletzung war, nachdem ich es gesagt habe. Nein, sie haben das zu mir und dir und Sharla gesagt. Und ich war so, es ist dann auf. Wenn ihr alle da gehen wollt, können wir da gehen. Und ich verspreche, dass ihr da nicht komfortabel seid. Und sobald ich da war, was ist passiert?
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Das ist zu viel. Du kannst keine Lachen über *** machen. Außer du sie über Leute machst, von denen wir es lustig finden. Außer du sie über jede TV-Serie machst. Es gibt alles, was sie mitgebracht haben. Sie haben einen Clip mit Cat Williams mitgebracht, der sagt, *** ist nie lustig. Und dann am nächsten Freitag ist er in einer Szene, in der er *** wird. Er sagt, was, du schläfst auf mich?
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Fair enough. And I thought the Indians were. You had billions of people. Anywho, can we get back to Mangione? This is my man Mangione. So he is the most beloved murderer in the world right now. In history maybe. In history. He killed a guy that is responsible for potentially 40,000 deaths allegedly. Let's put out the allegedly. Und ein Mann, der diesen Job willens genommen hat.
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Und ich poste das. Es ist wie, komm schon. Ja.
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Leute können Lachen über Dinge machen. Du kannst Lachen über Dinge machen. Jeder bekommt diese Lachen. Die Leute, die verärgert sind, sind die Leute, die das Show nicht sehen. Und ich kann es eigentlich verstehen. Es ist wie, wenn du einen Clip aus dem Kontext nimmst und du sagst, warte, das ist ein Podcast. Podcasts sind normalerweise ernsthaft. Es sind nur Leute, die sitzen und reden.
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Also, wenn du tatsächlich das, was du sagst, ernsthaft nimmst, kann ich verstehen, warum Leute verärgert werden. Aber es ist wie... Once you realize this is a comedy podcast, you're a comedian and you're making jokes, you came back with your art the same way that Kendrick came at you with his art. Oh, well said. So it's like, hey, you can not like it, but you can't crucify a person for it.
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That's the biggest way to protest. Don't tune in. Oh, speaking of protests... Aber wir kommen zu den Proteste. Aber ich stimme mit dir. Es gibt dieses Verständnis, dass man nicht so schlecht reagieren kann, wie ein Witz. Man kann von einem Witz verurteilt werden. Das ist das Ding. Komedien, zumindest wir, sagen nicht, man kann von einem Witz verurteilt werden.
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Es gibt wahrscheinlich viel mehr Komik, die uns nicht verurteilt ist, wenn man sagt, oh mein Gott, ich kann nicht glauben, dass ich das gehört habe, sondern verurteilt ist, weil es die Kunst der Komik ist. Es ist einfach schlecht. Und es könnte nicht schlecht sein, es ist einfach nicht unsere Komik. Es ist nicht unsere Komik. Wir mögen es nicht, aber du solltest es tun können.
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Du kannst also reagieren zu diesen Jokes. Du kannst all meine Jokes anschauen und sagen, ich finde sie nicht lustig, das ist verdammt. Je länger du mir sagst, ich kann keine Joke über eine Gruppe von Leuten machen, jetzt haben wir einen Unterschied.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Je länger du mir sagst, Leute zu töten, um meine Freunde zu töten, Now we have an issue. So you took it to violence and you tried to censor my art. You did two no-no's for me. And I reacted accordingly.
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And we didn't play the victim by showing all of our DMs of the death threats and all that stuff. We just came back with comedy. Yo, that's it. That's it. We come back with comedy and they don't want to be in the kitchen. We like the kitchen. It's nice in the kitchen. I found the joke funny. I still stand by laughing. It was so over the top silly.
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It's so obvious it's a joke. And then people are taking it to slay. And it's like, what the fuck are we doing? The point of being so over the top is so on some level you understand we're all kidding. It was a joke. Now I'm serious.
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I'm fucking his butt. Shit. Und dann werden sie das nehmen und sagen, sieh, sieh. Ich muss es jetzt f***en, Alter. Ich muss das Molding auf die Wand legen. Ich brauche ein Vor und Nach.
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Der schlimmste DM, den ich mit jemandem bekommen habe, war, yo, ich hoffe, du hast einen schrecklichen Weihnachten. Why would Dove DM you that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's so crazy that he would do that. And you wore the jacket today in protest. That is so crazy. That was the worst one I got. I'm like, damn, bro, you're gonna ruin my holiday. At least wish death on me. That's a reasonable insult.
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Yeah, that was just crazy. Just seeing them immediately turn into victims was just so corny.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The fact that they're protesting... Listen...
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I'm gonna put this out as it's a fan. Okay? I'm not gonna say it comes from Kendrick or his team or his publicist. I'm gonna say that this is a random fan acting completely separately from them. But basically they put out an ad where they're paying protesters to show up to my Hawaii show December 21st. Ticketlink ist da unten. Sie werden es sehen. In der Blaisdell Arena.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Er lacht sogar in dieser Foto. Ja, das ist Luigi. Nein, nein, diese Foto da drüben. Wo?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Sie bezahlen Protestanten. Nun, ich weiß nicht, wer das Geld bietet. 250 Dollar ist nichts. Lowkey bin ich fast so, als würden wir alle gehen und ich nur ein Show draußen mache.
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Ja, der alte Brei-Mann auf der linken Seite.
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Wenn 1000 Leute aufstehen, Das sind 250.000 Dollar, die du bezahlen musst.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wer würde denn so viel Geld verdienen? Wahrscheinlich ein wirklich obsessiver Fan. Ich sage nicht, dass es von ihrem Team kommt. Ich sage nicht, dass es von Kendrick kommt. Und übrigens, sie bezahlen voll. Das ist nicht 30 Prozent aus, wie ihre Streams. Das ist ein volles Preis. Verstehe, dass sie bezahlen. Stell dir vor, dass du ein Künstler bist.
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der wirklich an Kreativität glaubt und andere Künstler zensiert. Ich sage nicht, dass es Kendrick ist. Es ist wahrscheinlich nur ein einzelner Fan mit Millionen und Millionen von Dollar, die er zu einem Show in Hawaii von mir verteidigen möchte. Es hat wahrscheinlich nichts mit dem Team zu tun. Ja, es ist verrückt und in Schambus, weil sie auf der Internetseite nie Spaß gemacht haben.
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Aber ja, einfach wild. Und dann ist sein Twitter noch da. Und ist er nach ihm gekommen? Hunderts von Tausenden von Followern. Er braucht das Burner-Phone. Wie kriegen wir ihm ein Phone in die Gefängnis? Ich meine, er wird es schaffen. Ich meine, willst du wissen, wie sie es ihm bekommen? Ist das deine Frage? Dann kann ich dir die Logistik erklären. Bitte nicht.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Und ihre Reaktionen sind nur so, oh, du bist rassistisch. Oh, du bist so rassistisch, weil du meinen Mann buttfuckern willst. You know what hurt me the most?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You said Kendrick made music for dudes under 5'10 and he's my number one artist on Spotify, right? He does. He does make music for dudes under 5'10. And number one in two songs. That's what hurt me the most, personally. I took that as painfully true. You need to start wearing lifts.
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Ich habe noch nie einen 6'4-Jungen kennengelernt, der gesagt hat, dass er Kendrick Lamar liebt. Es ist eher ein kleinerer Typ. Ich kann mit dir nicht argumentieren. Ich kann mit dir nicht argumentieren. Du siehst ihn und er ist wie Iron Man für dich. Er ist wie ein Marvel-Superheros. Einer von uns kann das machen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Er hat das ganze Konzert gemacht und hat kein Wasser getrunken. Er hat kein Wasser getrunken.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ich weiß nicht. Ich liebe diesen Kerl. Es ist für Leute, die etwas kleiner sind. Das ist, was ich sage. Das ist so dumm. Es ist unmöglich, dass ein Kerl sechs, zwei, drei... Short King Kendrick. Short King Kendrick. Es ist diese Energie. Das ist der Grund, warum es so viele Proteste aus dem Show gibt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ich bin überrascht. Mein Vorschlag an dich war, es niedrig zu halten, deine Fans darüber zu erzählen und alle, die auf dem Show auftreten, bezahlt zu lassen.
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Das ist es, was du tun solltest.
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Und dann eine Bankkarte zu trainieren. Da ist ein Problem. Das ist es, was ich tun wollte. Ich habe gesagt, lass uns alle einfach bezahlen gehen. Aber es ist... This is so fucking funny. The protest is a minimum requirement of four hours.
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You can't even just protest regular. You gotta find a way to broadcast the hour outside once the show sells out. Once tickets sell out, if tickets sell out, then we'll find a way to broadcast it outside and then everybody just gets to pay $250 to go to a show.
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Ich meine, das wäre gut, aber dann werden sie es einfach über die Erde posten. Das ist okay. Das war das Punjabi-Brand, das rauskommt. Schaut auf die Punjabis.
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Wir lieben euch. Verlässt den Show und ihr müsst für vier Stunden gehen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Vertraut ist Luigi Mangione.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Das ist das, was du tun solltest. Das ist das, was ich immer tue. Ich habe keine Ahnung, was ich tun soll.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Das ist das, was ich immer tue.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ich weiß nicht, welchen Hawaiian, der vier Stunden lang verrückt wird.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Let me tell you something about Hawaiians. I've been to Hawaii a few times. Hawaiians do not take kindly to outsiders telling them what they can or can't do. Hawaiians don't give a fuck what no outsider tells them what they can or can't laugh at, what they can or can't joke around about that. Hawaiians do what Hawaiians fucking do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So I, yeah, you could try to tell Hawaiians what to do all you want. You can try, but it ain't gonna fucking happen. I promise you that. Hawaii is the only place where they openly just call people from America, they're from America too, but they call the rest of us Howlies. Like openly, and then we just all go along with it. They don't give a fuck.
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Und sie sagen auch, es ist ein rassistisches Comedy-Show. Die Hawaiianer schauen sich das an und denken, oh, ich kann nicht mehr. Das wird lustig sein. Sie haben einen enormen Komfort mit rassistischem Humor. Es gibt so viele verschiedene Leute da. Und die Art, dass sie zusammenkommen, kulturell, ist, sich mit einander zu verabschieden. Es ist in der Kultur gebaut. Ich bin über die Show gehypt.
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Erzähl uns, wie sie das machen. Okay, also, du musst... Mach süßes Lieben zum Telefon. Hast du das gehört? Ja, das ist das Gleiche. Das ist Feuer, Mann. Luigi hat alles getweetet. Er ist aktiv. Er ist ein großer Fan von Dr. Huberman.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ich finde es lustig. Aber ich denke auch, dass das die Art der Fans sind. Proteste zu Comedy-Shows.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Son, I felt bad saying it in front of my nanny. I felt bad even saying it. I was like, they're protesting. She's like, how much are they protesting for? I was like, oh, man, I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Diese Frau schaut die wichtigste Sache in meinem Leben, mein Baby. Sie macht nicht so viel Geld. 65 pro Stunde.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wie reich ist Kendrick? Es ist kein Kendrick, es ist kein Kendrick. Wie reich ist dieser eine spezifische benevolente Fan von Kendrick?
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I still think it's worth signing up for $62.50 an hour if you're a fan.
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I'll be there. Are you crazy? Can we just get $125, just show up for the first two and then go to the show?
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Yeah. Is it tax-free also? How do they pay? Is it like W-2 or something? I got no clue.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How do you think Kendrick would pay in crayons or some shit like that? What do you think? What about lunch, Elise? Maybe... You could get a moldy cheese... Edit that out of the pod.
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I can't say that. A moldy cheese, a lunch... That was you being Punjabi right there. Yeah, I did add it. Speaking of it being a tough week for rappers, how about Jay-Z?
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Das war sein letzter Tweet. Ich war durch seine Tweets.
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We didn't even say what happened. We didn't even say it. They're saying he killed the health guy. What? He killed the United Health Guy. Jay-Z did that. It wasn't Luigi Mangione. He's like a made-up Italian.
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Und ich dachte, er will uns wirklich. Everybody he watches, listens to. There's no way he hasn't watched an episode of Flagrant and heard us be like, yo, we gotta get after these rich motherfuckers.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's not a real person. So he's an innocent hero.
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Damn right. Let me tell you something about this. Das ist ein Erinnerung darauf, nie mit 50 Cent zu trinken. Wir brauchen 50 Cent auf dem Pott, sofort. Aber das ist ein Erinnerung darauf, nie mit 50 Cent zu trinken. Denn diese Angelegenheiten kamen raus. Sorry. Er ist so bereit mit seinen Worten. Er sagt, Jay sagt, sie sagten, ich bin ein Kind. Wenn es Jay ist ein Kind, lasst uns Mufasa sehen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Das ist leiblich. Das ist lustig.
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I don't want to like it, but that shit is funny. Bro, he's too funny.
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He's too diabolical. And also, he's getting everything for Christmas. Diddy out here. Jay got an allegation. It's what I always say. If 50 don't fuck with you, I don't fuck with you. Very true, dude. Unless you got tickets to the Super Bowl, I might fuck with you until then. Because I gotta see my favorite artist perform. Ich muss meinen Lieblingsartist sehen.
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Nein, Willi Wayne spielt nicht. Oh, er nicht?
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Sie haben einen kleinen Jungen.
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Maybe the NFL just mistook them. Maybe there was a little mix-up. Do you think that he says certified pedophile and he thinks he says A-Minor at the Super Bowl?
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I don't think he says it. And if he doesn't say it,
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A Minor muss gehen. Ich meine, es muss gesagt werden.
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Ich glaube nicht, er sagt Pädophil. Vielleicht A Minor, weil es ein Doppelentendre ist.
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So kannst du dich wegwerfen. Du sagst, das ist nicht, was ich meine. Ja. Es ist Chord. Richtig. Was einige Leute als Lüge nennen. Eine sehr lustige Lüge über, weißt du, f***ing Mädchen, die wir alle laut singen. Das ist hilarisch, weil das lüge ist. Du kannst lachen über f***ing Mädchen.
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Aber wenn du eine Mädchen bist. Ja. When you become the girl. You know what I mean? A consensual adult. That is a problem. But I think that he won't say it. I don't think he says certified pedophile. What if he says like PDF file or something like that? I just don't. I think...
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I just think the NFL is like, we don't want the word pedophile getting yelled out on this family-friendly broadcast to the entire world.
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I think he says a minor, but he might try to do pedophile.
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I think he says it and I think the broadcast mutes it, but I think he still says it. Because the lyric is actually, if I'm not mistaken, talking about Drake's friend. Er sagt, Baka hat einen Fall. Warum ist er da? Zertifiziert, zertifiziert, zertifiziert, zertifiziert. Ich glaube nicht, dass die Lyrics tatsächlich über Drake sind. Ich glaube nicht, dass das es verändert.
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Ich habe dich gehört, als ich jung war. Das ist über Drake. Ja, das ist über Drake. Wie hast du das, was er über Drake sagt?
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Erzähl das mal. Erzähl Rap zu mir.
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So my feeling is the NFL won't let him say it. And if he doesn't say it, if he does say it, that's respect. If he does say it, that's like, fuck the industry. I'm not going to be told what to do. I'm an artist. I can say whatever the fuck I want. Now, if he doesn't say it, what's the criticism? Oh, they'll find a way to justify it. Of course, his fans are going to justify anything. It's Swifties.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He might be a Patroni Mangioni.
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But what is the criticism of, like, does Drake get a point? In the battle? Unfortunately, no.
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I think he's a Patroni Mangioni. Shout out you. Now do we actually think it was this guy for sure? It's a lot of weird shit going on it seems. Ich bin nicht normal. Was lustig ist... Oh, haben wir eine Verschwörung? Was lustig ist, ist die erste Zeit, als die Männer sagten, sie haben den Typen. Was redest du über Verschwörungen? Das ist lustig. Weil sie ihn in den McDonalds gefunden haben.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It takes two down bad. Yeah, I don't think he gets a point, but I think a lot of moderate people will be like, oh, that
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Er hat es nicht gesagt? Oh, du bist bereit, dich zu bewegen. Du bist bereit, dich zu bewegen für eine Industrie. Du bist nicht bereit, deine Worte zu beweisen. Nun, um ehrlich zu sein, jeder, der die Superbowl gespielt hat, hat wahrscheinlich nicht die Möglichkeit, sich zu töten, hat nicht die Möglichkeit, Dinge zu sagen. Jeder Rapper, der gespielt hat, hat Worte, die er nicht sagen kann.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Aber wenn du die Song spielst, die es betrifft, um einen Pädophilen zu nennen, und dann nicht, um ihn zu nennen, ein Pädophil zu nennen, das klingt ein bisschen...
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Wie gesagt, ich fühle mich, als würde er es sagen, und ich denke, er wird es in der Broadcast auswählen.
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Das ist wahrscheinlich... Das ist wahrscheinlich sein bester Schritt, um den NFL zu sagen, das wird gesagt, mach deinen Mute-Button bereit.
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Ich denke, und ich würde das aus dem Löffel respektieren. Ich würde das aus dem Löffel respektieren. Steh bei deinem Kunst, sag, was du willst.
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Ich respektiere High Key, 5-7, ich liebe ihn.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ich liebe diesen Kerl. Ich liebe diesen Kerl. Der Nummer eins. Ehrlich gesagt, hast du mich gefreut, zu sagen, dass ich ihn liebe, als du das gesagt hast. Es ist nichts falsch mit Liebe. Du solltest ihn lieben. Er ist für dich. Ja, ja, ja. Er ist mein Kerl. Er ist dein Chapeau Rhone.
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Ja, ja. Wenn kleine Jungs nach Kendrick hören, machen sie das.
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H-O-T-T-O-G-O-M-E-D-O-P-H-I-O-E.
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Nein? Ich dachte, ich hätte das gespelt.
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Ich dachte, ich hätte das gespelt.
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Ich dachte, ich hätte das gespelt.
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Fucking damn, Mark. I think he can say it.
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Yeah, I mean, is it against the broadcast rules? I'm reading all these FCC rules and it doesn't seem like he's not allowed to say it.
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No, it's not whether it breaks the rule. It's whether you want that word screamed out.
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If the NFL wants to deal with that. So Dr. Dre admitted that the NFL did request minor changes. And I think that he's back to 2022 show. Kendrick Lamar is all right. The line. And we, I won't even say all the lines. He omitted a couple of things. Lomar omitted Popo. Popo? Oh wow, he couldn't even say that.
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Yeah, dog, come on, this is the NFL. Oh, he's not saying a minor, he's not saying nothing. What if he doesn't do the song? Now, if he doesn't do the song, that's a point to Drake. Or is it like, I'm not even gonna make it about you. If he avoids the whole song, that's a point to Drake. It's either Drake made it happen, or you weren't really willing to stand up for your art.
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Weil, wenn ich mich nicht verletze, hat Eminem gesagt, ich mache keine Superbowl, ohne dass 50 da sein wird. Das ist großartig.
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Er hat sich für sein Kunstwerk eingestellt.
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Er hatte den Gun, den Silencer. Er hatte ein fucking Manifesto. Er hat den Gun, den Silencer und den Manifesto. Genau.
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Er hat gesagt, ich brauche ihn, um da zu sein. Das ist ein wichtiger Moment und ich brauche ihn, um Teil davon zu sein. Er hat sich dafür eingestellt. Ich würde es lieber nicht tun. Ich würde es lieber nicht tun, wenn er nicht da sein wird. Du wirst nicht deinen populärsten Song in der Höhe seiner Popularität bei der fucking Superbowl machen. Nein, Bruder, du musst es tun. Er muss es tun.
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Ja, es gab Gang-Referenzen, die von Kendrix-Performanzen gefragt wurden.
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Und das Popo-Ding. Wahrscheinlich war es die NFL. Colin Kaepernick ist immer noch frisch in jeder Meinung. Ich will es nicht. Und für ihn ist es wahrscheinlich so, dass ich so viel nicht interessiere. Ich mache nur eine Song. Aber wenn es meine Performance ist, muss ich diese Song machen. Ich denke, er macht die Song.
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Und entweder er sagt, ich denke, PDF-File oder so etwas, oder was du gesagt hast, was ist... Ich bin für die NFL, ich sage es, ich bin bereit, es abzulösen. Das ist es einfach.
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Ich denke, das ist die klugeste Art, das zu tun. Das ist es, auf jeden Fall. Und dann wird es passieren, dass sie es ihm sagen lassen, aber der Publikum sagt es. Ja, ja, ja. Und dann kriegst du das Beste von beidem.
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Oder ja, was, wenn er, ja, er könnte Certified Loverboy, Certified.
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Auf der gleichen Zeit. Ja, über die Städte, Tage später. Nein, Bro, das ist nicht er. Das ist, weil wir glauben, dass ihr alle ähnlich seht.
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Genau, ich könnte es auch machen.
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Das wäre ein guter Workaround.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Das ist nicht gut. Jetzt hat 50 gepostet und er hat gesagt, was ist los, werden wir noch die Superbowl haben?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
What did Jay do to 50, do you remember?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, I love it, I love it. Whatever video that is. Yeah, why don't they get along? Because I know back in the day, they didn't get along. Jay had a line for 50 in one of his early eyes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
But that was a response to 50 going to Jay, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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On how to rock. But I'm sure some behind the scenes shit has happened. And also Ego.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This is white prison band. I mean, he's a handsome guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Yeah, Jay probably didn't forget that as 50 came up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
So do you think the Jay-Z thing just gets thrown out?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Nothing comes of it. He's innocent. Until proven guilty. This is America. You said it like it was gonna happen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
You said until proven guilty like it was gonna happen. No, I said if proven guilty.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Was sagen die eigentlich? Die Angelegenheiten sind, dass sie 13 Jahre alt war, um in die Radio City Show zu kommen oder so. VMAs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
VMAs After Party. VMAs After Party.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Die VMAs waren, glaube ich, an Radio City. Und dann war sie, um in die After Party zu kommen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Und dann war sie umgekehrt. Und dann gibt es die Geschichten, die ein bisschen witzig werden. Das ist auch passiert, wie lange her? 20 Jahre her? Ich glaube, es war 2000. 24 Jahre her. Das ist verrückt. Aber hier ist die Sache.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Alle diese Bilder sehen gleich aus. Das sieht so aus wie der Junge. Ich meine, ja, das ist furchtbar. Er hat einen Knall auf ihn.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Die Angelegenheit... Alice, du bist ein Reiter. Du musst es respektieren.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Ich möchte sagen, ich hasse die Idee, dass Angelegenheiten die Leute automatisch inkriminieren können. Ich denke, die Angelegenheit ist schrecklich. Aber ich denke auch, wir gehen von einem Zeitpunkt weg, wo eine Angelegenheit eine Vergewaltigung ist. Es gab ein Zeitpunkt während MeToo, wo es nur war, wenn du etwas sagst, ist es vorbei. Ich denke, jetzt sind so viele Dinge gesagt worden,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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die die Leute einfach nicht verdienen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Es ist jetzt unser MeToo, wir sind nur ein bisschen zu spät. Was für eine Überraschung. Nein, aber wirklich. Aber weißt du, was ich meine? Ich mag das nicht. Für einen zivilen Fall kannst du immer noch John Doe oder Jane Doe sein.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ich mag das nicht. Kannst du die Unterschiede zwischen einem zivilen Fall und einem kriminellen Fall unterbrechen?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Das Knall ist ein Knall. Die Leute schauen sich die Augenbrauen an und denken, Alter, er hat eine Unibrow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Also Krimineller Tay, du wirst für ein Verbrechen verurteilt und ich, meine Gerechtigkeit ist, dass du ins Gefängnis gehst. Ja. Zivil ist wie, hey, ich steuere nur für Schaden, und meistens ist es eine monetäre Ausgabe.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Und es ist wie, ich denke, hey... Aber es ist für das selbe, was du... Es ist für das selbe Gesetz. Ja, für das selbe Gesetz. Du bist verletzt von dieser Person, und du wirst nicht in die Gefängnis gehen, aber ich will, dass du mich bezahlen musst, für das, was du getan hast, um mir die Schmerzen zu machen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Und um schuldig zu sein für einen Kriminellen, ist es unvergleichbar. Für einen Kriminellen muss man nur eine Überraschung haben. Zumindest 51 Prozent.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Es ist eine viel einfacherer Überraschung für einen Kriminellen. Das ist wie OJ, der sich für einen Kriminellen überrascht hat, aber nicht für einen Kriminellen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Und ich denke nicht, dass du nur einen Kriminellen-Gesetz verabschieden kannst, aber dann dich nicht identifizierst.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Und brech das mal runter.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Weil die Schmerzen sind schon fertig. Ich würde nicht sagen, fertig, aber das schmerzt Jay-Z bereits, nur weil er die Angelegenheit gemacht hat. Und es ist so, dass diese Person nicht will, dass er justiziert wird. Du willst nicht, dass er in den Gefängnis geht. Du willst nur, dass er bezahlt wird.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Er hat seine Augenbrauen gegrümmt, bevor er den CEO getötet hat.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Also ist es so, hey, wenn du bezahlen willst und das wird dich besser fühlen lassen, dann musst du zumindest deinen Namen sagen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Also das ist wirklich interessant. Denn ich habe das auch über Kriminelle nachgedacht. Aber die Idee ist, dass, wenn es Frauen gibt, die, zum Beispiel, von sexuellen Verbrechen verursacht werden, sie für ihre Leben fürchten, wenn sie rauskommen, dass sie getötet werden könnten.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Besonders, wenn sie gegen jemanden rauskommen, der eine Menge Kraft und Ehre hat. Their name out there, rabid fans can just be hitting them up, threatening them, fuck you, you slut, whatever. Maybe physical violence, whatever. They're out there now. And now you can dock somebody fairly easy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Das wäre lustig. Das ist wirklich die Frage.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Anybody can sue another person. And it's like, the damage for Jay-Z is happening right now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But a sexual assault is different than a lawsuit. It's very odd that we're on such, well, we're gonna be flipped on this. Du bist derjenige, der die Staatsanwälte, die nichts tun, für zwei Jahre bezahlen will, aber wenn eine Mädchen von jemandem verletzt wird, sagst du den Namen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wie italienisch ist er, dass sein Unibrow in drei Tagen wieder wächst? Nein, er hat das. Das Wachstum ist da. Er hat tolle Augenbrauen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein. Er sagt kriminell, du sollst den Namen verstecken. Ja. Aber für Zivil, wenn du nur für monetäre Spiele fragst.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ich sehe immer noch, wie, wenn du an einen Jay-Z oder einen Diddy oder einen fucking Tom Brady kommst, nicht, dass ich das sage, aber wie Leute, die super berühmt sind. Ja. There are super fans who are insane. Once your name is out there, they can get the address, they can get your family's address, they can do anything they want to, because you are coming at my god.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It doesn't matter who the artist is. If they are famous, there are repercussions that could come with that that you do not deserve.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But I get your point, but I'm saying is for justice, criminal justice, meaning you go to jail for committing the crime, you get to hide your identity. For profit, to make money off of the circumstances, the horrible circumstances that you were in, You can hide your name. That's the idea. So you don't hide your name. That's what I'll say.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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If you're trying to make money, we should know who's trying to make money off of this situation. Because anybody can... And sometimes people just... Sorry, not anybody can take a criminal case. You know what I mean? So it's like any random person can just go out there and say anybody did anything. But they can't do that criminally because a judge will throw it out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They'll be like, there's no grounds for this at all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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With this, anyone can do it. So I can go right now and say, yo, Kendrick, fuck me in my ass. Whoa, wow, come on, bro. I can sue him right now for that shit. And a lot of the times people with a lot of money will just be like, yo, I don't even want to deal with that shit. Here's your little money. Here's some money. Because it's actually cheaper to pay than it is to go through all the lawyers.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
I was laughing trying to hate. You were hating. I was laughing because Miles was so quick to put it out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ja, diese sind dick, Alter. Du denkst, er ist unter Propecia? Das ist eine tolle Hände. Er ist 26. Er ist italienisch. Der Kerl ist toll. Er ist toll. Er ist toll.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
I'm not completely... That was crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm not dug into my... No, no, no, no. That made me uncomfortable. No, no, no, no.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't think we can joke about it. I enjoyed that. That shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I fucking liked that. Yeah, that was sick. I want to go three of us and I want us to just all connect. Wait, what? I want it to be a centipede. You want it to be a centipede? No, it's called the elephant walker. Oh yeah, have you heard of that? Someone was in a frat, Mark.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Tell us about the elephant walker.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You ever heard of the elephant walker?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's when you and your boys all get in a circle and hold on to each other's penises and walk around. You never did that? This is white boy fun.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
This is shit we don't know about. Did you know about that? And y'all fuck with elephants.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What if you lost your friend, bro? How can you make sure that you don't lose the group? Son, your shits aren't big enough to carry anyway.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So I gotta hold on to them. You gotta hold on to them. You gotta hold on to them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yo, that's crazy. Why is it crazy? You guys are in the dark. How do you even come up with that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, where did your brain need to be?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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David Attenborough. You watch Planet Earth and you go, wow, these animals thought of everything.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't even know where I was at. Homosexual acts are very funny to white people. As we saw last week.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Yeah, apparently. No, it was funny, but... This was too real. It's too close. He's like right next to me. You can't be in the front. I can grab his right now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Er brachte die Gerechtigkeit zu dem Kerl, der 40.000 Menschen getötet hat. Ich kann nicht warten, bis er seine GoFundMe gibt. Ich warte nur auf jemanden, um eine zu starten.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's a little too much. That's why I keep the computer ready. You gotta block it. Anyway, you were saying Kendrick was gonna fuck you up. No, no, I wasn't saying that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
What are you talking about? That was edited out. That wasn't said. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Jay-Z's innocent.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yo, I don't think that it should be easier to get a conviction for civil than criminal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Gerechtigkeit ist Gerechtigkeit. Ja, aber es gibt nicht immer... genug Beweise? Nein, nein. Zu schlecht. Fuck, that's a thing.
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I mean, because you might not get paid out. I might take you to court and drown you in legal fees. What happened to me? I might take you to court and drown you in legal fees.
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Also die Leute haben ein paar Dinge bemerkt. Also er geht zur PA, er wird von einem McDonalds-Anbieter erkannt.
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Yeah, and then usually the lawyer would be like, I ain't taking this shit on because this is not a winning case.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Okay. I mean, the judge can also get you your legal fees paid back and things like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's if you would. But I'm just saying, like, say if this is like a frivolous lawsuit, like, the lawyer won't take it on. Like, I bet this Bugs B guy, whatever the fuck his name is, like, he apparently does this to a lot of people with money. He's the guy that went at Deshaun Watson. Now he's got 17 allegations.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Deshaun Watson was legit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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17 allegations leads you to believe, so there's something there. It was Tony Busby.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Es gibt eine Menge Angelegenheiten. Angelegenheiten sind wie Abortionen. Bei einem bestimmten Anzahl, denkst du dir, was ist denn da los?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wenn du acht Angelegenheiten hast, fängst du an zu sagen, was ist denn da los? Wacken sie auf! Wacken sie auf! So eine Angelegenheit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, sorry, Tim, ich verabschiede mich kurz. Hatte dieser Kerl, der 40.000 Menschen verletzt hat, nicht auch seine eigene Firma verletzt? Hatte er seine eigenen Stocks verkauft?
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Maybe a two. I want to see you work your way to 80. A three allegation. A four.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Four, we're getting into four. Like, yo, there might be some in here. A five? Wow. On the fifth day of allegations?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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R. Kelly came to me. R. Kelly came to me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So, yeah, but then when you're in the 6th, 7th, even by 7th we could. 7th is a lucky number. But on a lucky number you're not going to go for it. You got to let the slide for the luck. The 7th one came in, you're like, phew, it was 7th, right? Definitely, it shoots a ladder, so you take the shoot. But when that 8th one comes in, phew, you got to put him in prison for that one. 8th allegations.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
It's a lot, it's a lot. Come on, bro. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Es ist viel. Seine Mutter liebte... Nein, nein, nein. Ihre Mutter. Ja, das war ihre Mutter. Aber du hast das gesehen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Er wird umgekehrt, weil er seine eigenen Stocks verkauft. Wow, also er hätte seine eigenen Stocks verkauft.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Die verdammten Nachbarn, Bruder.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Die verdammten Nachbarn. Sie liebte... Was war das? Sie liebte ein Bild der Verurteilung gegen Jay-Z. Und dann war Emilia so, ich wurde gehackt. Ja. Oh, she still went with... She went with I was hacked. I was hacked doesn't work anymore. No, so she got her phone hacked, obviously. Obviously. Obviously it was a hack. Obviously.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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She would never like a picture of an accusation against her son-in-law.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Remember when Offset got hacked? Yeah, I'm gay. I like this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Balls in my face. Yeah, that was funny.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But he was clearly hacked. These are real hacks. This happens to people. Their phones get hacked.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And they say these things. What happened right before that? It was like he got caught cheating. That is great.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Bro, I mean, off the top of my head, thinking of like, yo, what would a hacker say?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ich glaube, das ist das, was die Befragung ist. Und das ist fast wie Insider Training, weil du Wissen hast, was in der Firma passieren wird. Oh shit, er ist Mr. Beast? Yo, did he do a crypto scam?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He's like, no, no, he said, what would a white boy say? That's what he went to. He's like, nobody would believe I said this shit. Balls in my face. He's like, what's the gayest thing you can think of?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Er hat jemanden angerufen. Er hat seine Freundin angerufen und gesagt, was würdest du sagen?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Was denkt er, dass man gay ist? Er hat gesagt, ich lecke sie. Ich lecke die Arschlöcher. Du kannst das direkt machen. Was? Du kannst direkt Arschlöcher lecken. Du leckst nicht deine Mädels Arschlöcher? Ja.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, ich verstehe, was du sagst. Ich verstehe, was du sagst. Was denkst du?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Etwas über Arschlöcher, dass man gay ist. Oh, wie ein Mann Arschlöcher leckt?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Gib mir diesen Arschlöcher in den Mund. Ich lecke meine Arschlöcher. Was? Warum schlägst du meine Arschlöcher? Das ist verrückt!
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Arschlöcher fühlen sich nach Männern an. Ich weiß nicht warum. Wenn jemand sagt, da sind Arschlöcher drin, dann würde ich sagen, da ist ein Mann mit seinen Händen unten.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Das wären Miles' Arschlöcher. Hast du Miles gesehen?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Er liebt dich. Genau. Das ist wunderschön. Er hat das nur gesagt, als er Gewicht verloren hat.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Miles hat Gewicht gewonnen beim Waterfest. Das ist verrückt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ich habe heute ein kleines Shirt gewonnen, weil ich dachte, er wäre süß und schmutzig geworden.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ich liebe es, wenn du denkst, du hast es verloren. Und du hast das Shirt an und er ist so, oh Scheiße, ich bin noch nicht da.
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Ich habe das Shirt an und ich habe gesagt, verdammt, es ist kurz. Ich werde ein Hoodie tragen. Und es ist so heiß in diesem fucking Studio. Du brauchst ein Hoodie, weil das ist drei Inch zu kurz.
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Es ist ein boxiges Tee. Das kommt mit Kendrick-Tickets. That shit comes with Kendrick and Toronto tickets. That shirt, it was exposing his abdomen. I saw under his belly button. It was a crop top. I saw the snail shirt. I thought it was Matthew McConaughey. I'm for real. I couldn't believe it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What in the Mr. B's Hawk 2 of Logan Paul is going on over here? This is insane.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's the kindest thing you've ever said. But when I saw the belly, I was like, ain't no way he fast for 36 hours. I thought it was Bert Kreischer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, you're being really kind. I appreciate that. Yeah, no, this is good motivation.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He needs it. He needs it. He needs it to get after it, bro. Did you last the 36 days? Miles, what kind of fast you do? It was just like a food fast for 20 years.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You sure it wasn't fast food? It was fast food.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Bevor wir darüber sprechen, wie groß dieser Kerl ist, können wir einfach darüber sprechen, wie schrecklich der CEO war? Das würde uns ein bisschen mehr zeigen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Free Jay! Unless of course he did it, then don't free him. But until it is proven in the court of law that he did it. He'll be proven innocent in the court of law.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You don't respect that judgment. He's innocent right now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Actually, he'll never be proven criminally guilty of it. That's true. It's probably beyond the statute of limitations. Just like Daniel Penney. Yeah, exactly. This motherfucker. And you'll respect that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We gotta start crypto scamming. We really need to. Coffeezilla, don't. He is joking about that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yo, this guy's nice, man. Yo, you are nice, my boy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Put him in the Kendrick-Fans-Spin-Cycle. Put him in the Kendrick-Fans-Spin-Cycle. That's known as leading the witness, okay? No, no, leading. Let's go, let's go. Sometimes justicism gets it wrong.
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Es war so lustig, dass die Kenrick-Fans gespielt haben, weil ich die South Park-Scheiße mitgebracht habe. Ich dachte, du kannst nie Jokes über blacke Frauen machen. Dann fragte ich mich, was ist mit den South Park-Creatoren, mit denen er den Film macht. Und dann sind sofort alle Kommentare, dass South Park alle Spaß macht. Was? Sie machen alle Spaß. Ich dachte, das ist ein guter Punkt.
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Ich denke darüber nach. Anyway, so Daniel Penny, right? There's a hero on the subway. What happened? No, I'm just trying to understand what happened. I thought he was Spider-Man, the way that they described the situation, the way that he was protecting the neighborhood and the good people. I thought he was a hero. Tell me what happened. There was a man assaulting people on the subway?
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Coffee is on to you. No one else is going to prison. Coffee should start watching Camp with Mark Gagnon. He won't be selling all them shit coins and it's going to be a problem. But he got nothing to do with us. What is the consequence?
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There was a man on the subway that in the past seven years, I think, had like 40 arrests. Oh my God. Like fractured woman's orbital bone, like an 80-year-old woman. He was like attacking people. I think he had some mental health problems. Why you gotta bring up people's past, though? I think it just kind of paints the whole picture.
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He was on a top 50 list or something of like the most mentally ill people. People's most mentally ill. I told you he was a New York legend. Did you know New York City had that? Yeah, they have like a top 50 of people who are like mentally ill. Now that's what I call mental illness volume 7.
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Like they drop it every year.
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And they refuse treatment also.
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Ich wusste nicht, ob wir eine Liste hatten, aber das ist Feuer, wenn du die Liste machst. Das ist ein low-key Kind von Feuer. Unsere Unabhängigen sind Teil der Ethos von New York.
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Es gibt Unabhängige und dann gibt es die unabhängigen Charaktere. Und die unabhängigen Charaktere sind ein bisschen bekannt in bestimmten Umgebungen. Ich wusste nicht, dass er einer der unabhängigen Charaktere war. Ja. Du hast ihn schon mal gesehen. Ich habe. Okay. Und was ist passiert? Warst du da? Was für ein unabhängiger Charakter. Nein, er war tanzen.
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Er ist wie ein Leroy the Cable Guy für unabhängige Charaktere? Nein. Nein, das ist wie... Der Typ, den du siehst. Er hat die Michael-Jackson-Impression gemacht. Er war eigentlich nett. Er tanzt wirklich gut.
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Vielleicht war er zu nett und deshalb war er... Hör auf. Das war das, was ich gehört habe. Nein, nein, gehört? Nein, wir bringen es nicht hin. I need to see the facts, my boy. It's in the New York Post. It has to be true. Is the Post bad?
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It's biased a little bit.
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They're a little more right. In 2021, subway assault on a 67-year-old stranger breaking her nose and fracturing her orbital bone. But we don't know what she did. Exactly. She might have been crazy. And you might have been trying to stop it.
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Yeah. That's a possible... Das ist sehr möglich für eine 67-jährige Frau. Wie alt sind unsere Moms? Lass uns durch die Ängste unserer Moms gehen.
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Coffeezilla is scarier than this cute motherfucker. You make 50 million dollars in CoffeeZilla in one video? I mean, come on.
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Ich möchte nur wissen, ob es eine solche Ängste gibt. Meine Mutter weiß nicht. Sie ist zwischen 68 und 72.
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Alle Frauen wollen vier Jahre jünger sein.
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Alle Frauen wollen vier Jahre jünger sein.
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Oder fünf Jahre jünger. Oh!
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Das ist immer toll, wenn du es erklären musst. Mein Vater hat sie getreut, als sie 21 war. Lasst uns hoffen, dass es 21 ist. Nächstes Jahr wird es 25 sein.
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Das wird etwas anders sein. Es scheint, dass er ein bisschen eine kriminelle Geschichte hatte. Ja.
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Nein, er ist ein verrückter Mensch. Das ist eine Scham. Es ist eine Scham, dass sie verrückt sind. Es ist eine Scham, dass wir kein System haben, um sie zu helfen. Denn essentiell passiert es so, dass sie, wenn sie einen Krimi verursachen und verrückt sind, sie in den Psychiater für eine Woche gehen. Sie legen sie auf ein paar Medikamente.
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Sie können sie auf die Medikamente fordern, während sie auf den Psychiater sind. Und dann gehen sie zurück auf die Straße und das gleiche passiert. Das ist tragisch. Ja. Ja. Das ist verdammt. Und wir haben einfach kein Unterstützungssystem dafür. Es ist verdammt, dass die Polizisten damit umgehen müssen. Die Polizisten sind hier, um Menschen von Verbrechen zu stoppen.
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That's a valid point. 50 mil? That's a valid point. Sorry, Coffee. Get them suspenders ready. We'll sell it out. We'll cut them in. It'll be fun. This guy is the ultimate Chad, is what people are pointing out.
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Sie sind nicht hier, um Therapie zu machen. Und oftmals haben die Polizisten mit psychotischen Menschen zu tun. Es sollte nicht sie sein. Es sollte eine Gruppe von Menschen sein, die mit mentalen Krankheiten umgehen. Aber das passiert nicht. Also es tut weh. Das tut weh. Der Kerl auf dem Subway, der Daniel-Penny-Kerl, kennt nicht die Geschichte dieses Kerls. Nein.
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Er sieht nur jemanden, der verhaftet und verhaftet wird. Also steigt er rein und macht, was er denkt, ist das richtige, was er tun sollte, nämlich den Kerl zu unterdrücken. Er stellt ihn in einen Schockhalter.
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Und dann ist diese Person... Für acht Minuten. ...ungefährlich stirbt. Ja. Und dann ist er nie... Ich denke, wenn du für acht Minuten etwas schockierst... Warte, warte, warte, warte, warte.
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Was ist die Anzahl von Minuten? 8 sind die Minuten. 8 sind die Minuten. 8 sind die Minuten. 8 sind die Minuten. George Floyd, was war das?
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Ich glaube es waren 9 oder so. Ja.
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Also ist das die Menge von Minuten, wo wir anfangen zu denken, wow, das ist ein bisschen zu viel. 1 Minute. 1 Minute. Wippen wir es weg. Du musst jemanden für eine Minute zocken.
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Das ist ein UFC-Match. Er stoppt, er tappt. 2 Minuten. 2 Minuten, du denkst, vielleicht war er ein bisschen riggelig, du hast ihn die ganze Zeit nicht zocken lassen.
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Three minutes to body ain't wiggling.
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Three minutes to body's not wiggling, but he could be faking sleep and then come back and go back to assaulting, so you need to keep him in there for three minutes. Four minutes? So he's pretty impossible. Now we're getting into a he might be dead situation. He might be actually dead. So you're saying this guy's guilty.
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Well, guilty of what? I would give a manslaughter. He didn't intentionally try to kill the guy, but he did.
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You've never been harassed on the subway, bro? You've never had like a mariachi band or something like that come onto your thing while you're trying to listen to a podcast?
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I never wanted to kill him, just like throw pennies at him.
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Das ist meine Frage. Wie oft hat er auf dem Subway gewesen? Für alle anderen, wir haben das gesehen. Ein verrückter Mensch auf dem Subway, er geht einfach auf den nächsten Train.
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Das ist warum du weißt, dass er ein Transplant ist. Transplanten können nicht, sie wissen nicht, wie New York funktioniert und er hat überreakt. Also was du sagst, ist, dass nur New Yorker ihre Heimatlosen töten können. Absolut.
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Okay. Jetzt, wenn diese Person deine Mutter schießt, würdest du das mit Daniel Penny machen? Verdammt, ich wollte, was sie tun würde.
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What if you punch him in the nose, break a nose in an orbital bone? That seems just, that seems alright. Just beat his ass.
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Aber er wird von einem Minimum-Wage-Anbieter von McDonalds getroffen. Wow. Das ist das, was die Begründung ist. Ja. Das scheint so, okay. Und dann ist er in den McDonalds getroffen, sitzt da auf seinem Laptop mit der Waffe und einem Manifesto, einem 300-Page-Manifesto und 10.000 in Geld und fremder Waren. Und dann wird er eigentlich verurteilt.
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Ja, ich verstehe. Er wollte nur, um ihn zu retten, ihn abzulassen. Ja, ich verstehe das. Acht Minuten klingt wie ein langer Zeitraum.
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Ich glaube, was sie sagen, ist, dass er eigentlich von... Das ist eine der... Das ist die Verteidigung.
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All diese anderen Sachen in seinem System. Aber komm schon, Leute.
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Sie sagen, er hatte einen feinen Puls, als sie ihn zuerst hatten.
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Und dann haben sie ihn mit Narcan getroffen. Und dann wurde er nach dem Tod verurteilt. Also haben sie ihn getötet. Ja. Well, that was literally one of the offenses.
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Of course the cops would kill another minority.
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Damn, this motherfucker held his breath for eight minutes. Of course. But I think, according to what I read earlier, I gotta double check it. He swam here, bro. He's black.
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Oh, I thought he's Puerto Rican. I thought he's Latino. What's his name? Jordan Neal. Oh, yeah, Jordan Neal, yeah. That's a black man, bro.
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You think this would be a news story if he was Puerto Rican? Come on.
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They would have been like, yo, it's a migrant. I think in court they testified that he let go 45 seconds after he had gone limp. So he was sort of moving and then by the time he was limp, he let go 45 seconds later. What I read earlier today.
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I didn't know what he was doing. Immediately after the limp. I didn't know what he was doing to the people on the subway.
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Because that's what matters.
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Some people were saying he was threatening, some people were saying he wasn't. He was getting in some woman's face with kids. Threatening a woman with children? He was getting in their face.
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You have people on the same train saying two different things.
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Denn für mich ist das das Einzige, was wichtig ist.
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Wenn du eine Frau mit Kindern bedrohst, und wenn meine Frau mit unserem Baby auf dem Subway ist, und es gibt eine verrückte Person, die sie bedroht hat, und sie ist auf dem Subway geschlossen, sie kann sich nicht kontrollieren, sie kann unser Baby nicht verlassen, um sich gegen einen Mann zu verteidigen, und ein anderer Typ kommt und steigt rein und schockiert diesen Mann.
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I gotta dap him up or something.
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I don't know. You could subdue him in other ways. He said he was hungry, thirsty and ready to die or go to jail. That's scary. Some people are saying that he was harassing other people. The dude has mental illness.
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There's other people that said he made half-lunch movements and said I will kill. But these are all obviously just
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I mean, I will kill is different. And if there's kids and moms, it's like, meh, that's a different thing. And it's easy to say, oh, he should have. But if you're in that situation, it's harder to say.
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It's harder to do. Oh, I should do this. This is only a tragedy because he's mentally ill. If he was a sane person that was on the subway telling people, I plan to kill, I don't give a fuck, I'm ready, whatever. I agree. The tragedy is mentally ill people are not in control of their body and they're not in control of their actions or their mind.
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And they do these fucked up things and we don't really have a system that can support them. If you're somebody that's living below the poverty line, I don't know if this guy is, there's literally nothing for you but jail in the psych ward. Es ist tragisch.
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Er geht in die Gerichtssitzung vor dem Gericht gestern. Und dann, was sagt er? Und er sagt ein paar Dinge. Das Geld, das wurde auf mich geplant. Ja.
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Und das ist der Grund, warum, obwohl ich es als Lüge gemacht habe, ich denke, ein New Yorker hätte es erkannt.
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Ja, und dann wäre es einfach so, hey, lass uns in ein anderes Auto gehen, etc. Ich stimme mit dir da. Aber wenn das nur ein normaler Kerl ist, der einfach sagt, weißt du was, verdammt Leute heute. Und ich werde sie verabschieden. Und dann passiert das. Ich bin so, was auch immer. Der Fakt, dass er die mentale Krankheit hat, fühle ich mich wirklich schlecht. Nun, hier ist das Ding.
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Es gibt Serialkiller, die mentale krank sind. Du musst sie aus hier rausnehmen. Nur weil du verletzt bist, bedeutet das nicht, dass du einen Ausdruck hast, um Leute zu verletzen, um Leute zu töten, um Menschen zu töten, um eine Frau zu zerbrechen. Das ist kein Ausdruck. Es ist tragisch, dass du nicht in Kontrolle deines Körpers bist. Das tut weh.
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Ich bin gespannt, ob sie ein Mittelpunkt haben. Ist es so, wie es Jordan Penny tat, um ihn gut zu verletzen, oder Daniel Penny tat es, um ihn gut zu verletzen? Ja, er sollte es wahrscheinlich verletzen. Ist er zu weit gegangen? Ja, aber ich glaube nicht, dass du die Taliban Jiu-Jitsu machst. Mhm.
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I mean, but even more the reason why would you use that type of... How many guys do you think he's choked out in his life? I think what he's doing is doing what he believes to be the safest version of it, which is I can choke him out, pass him out, and then we can wake him back up like it happens in jiu-jitsu gyms all over the country, etc. That's what I'm assuming.
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Und... Oh, jetzt ist es lustig, Al. Die Polizei hat das schon seit Jahren gemacht. Aber jetzt ist es lustig, was passiert.
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I... So apparently the cops didn't want to get involved.
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They like wouldn't touch Daniel Penny because they thought they were going to get HIV or something like that. Which is also like if you're Daniel Penny, what the fuck am I? Y'all are supposed to do your job now.
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I mean, that's how I knew he wasn't from New York because he touched the homeless. Yeah, like, you know, homeless dudes can get away with murder in New York because we think they all got HIV. So they get to touch whoever they want, they get to talk to everyone.
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Ja, du solltest dich bewegen, aber du siehst diese Frau und Kind, du kannst dir vielleicht sagen, und ich weiß nicht genau, wie ich mich fühle, ich mache nur das Beide-Side-Drehen, aber wenn du ihn bist, dann schaust du wahrscheinlich an die Mutter und die Kinder, und sagst, hör auf mit diesem Train.
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Aber wenn du die Mutter bist und ein Kind bist, dann kannst du Angst haben, weil dieser Typ sagt, ich werde dich töten oder was auch immer. Und du bist einfach so, wenn ich mich bewegen, wird er mich bewegen? Was mache ich? Ich bin verletzt von Angst. Und wenn du diesen Mann bist, dann sagst du, okay, Mann, ich muss etwas tun, weil sie nicht weggehen. Und das ist, was es ist.
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Ich verstehe das Gefühl von Angst. feeling that you need to do something to protect other people, especially a wife and kid, but I just think you took it too far and I do think, yeah, some people make mistakes and you have to Pay a price for making a mistake. Should he be criminally liable? I do think he should be.
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Aber sie haben kein Fake-ID zur Waffe und Geld. Normalerweise planten sie nur einen Gramm.
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I'm honestly asking, what's like a punishment to you, years-wise, whatever?
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I don't really know how long you get, but I think this is typical manslaughter. You did not intend to kill somebody, but you killed him by accident. So whatever charge comes along with manslaughter, I think that's... Five years or something, I think it's kind of light to me.
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I mean, don't you want to reward... Samaritans für die Befreiung von anderen Unwissenen? Nein, wir haben die Polizei dafür.
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Das ist wahr. Das ist eine Philosophie. Das ist eine Vigilante-Scheiße.
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Eine Vigilante ist für mich, wenn man etwas sucht, wobei dieser Typ einfach etwas falsch sieht. Und das Ding ist, dass alle anderen auf dem Flugzeug einfach weggegangen sind. Nein, da war ein anderer Typ, der sich unterstützt hat und seine Hände abgedrückt hat. Weißt du, was ich meine? Da war ein anderer Typ, der nachher ihn auf seine Seite gelegt hat, um ihn nicht zu schlagen, um ihn zu töten.
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Um zu sagen, oh ja, wir wollen ihn nicht töten. Wir werden ihn töten. Das sind die Leute, die nachdem ein Mann in einem Kampf gewonnen hat, nach ihm kommen und ihn töten. They really do it. And so to me, manslaughter is like, oh, you're texting and driving and you hit someone in the crosswalk.
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Wenn es eine weiße Person ist, braucht man viel Beweise.
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Like, that was an innocent person that did nothing wrong, just happened to be in the wrong place, wrong time. You didn't mean to kill them, you were texting and driving, not paying attention. And it's unfortunate. But this is where I would say, like, again, they even took off the manslaughter thing. The judge was like, yeah, this is not going to stick.
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And that's where they went with, what was it, negligent homicide? And so they moved it down another one. And again, negligent homicide is basically like exactly what it sounds like.
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Und er wurde in einem Gericht mit zwölf von seinen Feiern verhaftet und er wurde nicht schuldig gefunden. Wer bin ich, um das zu sagen? Ich fühle mich nur so, dass wir das in diesem Fall nicht ermöglichen können. Denn jetzt gibt es das Okay für andere Leute, das zu tun.
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Ich glaube, die Leute nennen ihn ein Hero. Ich sehe das und denke, ich fühle mich fast wie Kyle Rittenhouse. Wo die Leute sagen, oh, Kyle Rittenhouse. Es ist nicht das gleiche Ding, aber oh, guck.
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We've been seeing them stories on the subway. XYZ is happening. Maybe now not so much.
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What is the racial component here? Is this different if it's... If it was white Michael Jackson, I think he still gets killed.
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But it's different if it's a white guy doing it and a white guy kills them. It's upsetting, but not nearly as much.
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Or a black guy does it and a black guy is killed. Like if it's not cross-racial.
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It's not as... This is America. The story is always bigger when it's... Add some gas on it, for sure.
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For a reason, but yeah. So it probably wouldn't just be a national story. Wenn es das Gleiche ist, wenn es Asiatisch auf Asiatisch ist oder wenn es Indisch auf Indisch ist, was auch immer es ist. Es wäre einfach kein Nationalsozialismus, wir würden es gar nicht wissen. Ja. Wahrscheinlich. Wahrscheinlich nicht. Richtig.
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Also wir wissen es, weil es die raciale Komponente ist, aber das bedeutet nicht, dass es weniger frustrierend oder gewaltig ist. Richtig. Also die raciale Komponente setzt das Gas auf, was es auf jeder Radar macht, aber die Situation selbst ist die gewaltige Sache. Ja. Siehst du, woran ich mich frage? Oder macht die raciale Komponente es anstrengend?
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Ich fühle das, weil ich denke, manche Leute sehen sofort die raciale Komponente zuerst, bevor sie all die Fakten wissen.
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Also formen sie alle ihre... Ja. Gott, sie formen ihre Entscheidungsbasis.
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Und wir sehen das alles online.
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Also ist es ein weißer Typ... Wenn ein weißer Mann einen weißen Mann zerstört, ist er verurteilt.
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Sie suchen nur Wege, um... Sie justifizieren, was sie fühlen.
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Wenn ein weißer Mann einen weißen Mann zerstört, und er ist verurteilt, ist es weniger wichtig, weil es sich nicht um vorgelegte Vorstellungen handelt. Es geht nicht um Gruppen, sondern darum, wie die Welt uns behandelt. Und man kann empathisieren mit einem schwarzen Menschen, der sagt, man, wenn es ich wäre, der das zu einem weißen Menschen gemacht hätte, dann wäre ich geschlossen, garantiert.
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Aber wenn es ein weißer Mensch macht, der so ausseht wie ich, dann sind sie frei.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oder ein weißer Mensch, der sagt, der Grund, warum sie ihn schockiert haben, bis er stirbt, ist, weil sie nicht so viel von seinem Leben respektieren. Genau. Wenn es ein weißer Mensch wäre, dann wäre er so, okay, du bist gut, lass mich dich unterhalten.
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Und basierend auf Erfahrungen in diesem Menschen, kannst du sagen, okay, ich kann sehen, warum er informiert ist. Ja, genau. Ja. Ja.
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Aber es ändert den Blick. Und dann gibt es Aktivisten auf beiden Seiten. Auf der einen Seite sagt man, dieser Typ ist großartig, wir brauchen mehr von ihm. Und es ist so, okay, das klingt ein bisschen weit. Aber auf der anderen Seite sagen die Leute, Jordan Neely wurde nur getötet wegen seiner Hautfarbe. Und es ist so, naja, ich weiß nicht, ob das wahr ist.
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Warum würde er nach Kanada gehen? Wenn du nach Amerika gehen musst... Das ist das erste. Du gehst nach Kanada, fliegst aus Kanada, was auch immer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wenn jemand auf dem Flugzeug kommt und versucht, das Ding zu machen, wo sie tanzen und Flips machen und ihre Hatte in die Luft werfen, weißt du das? Ich liebe Showtime. Wenn sie Showtime machen versuchen, ist da ein Teil von dir, wo du einfach aufhörst und sagst... Nicht zu Showtime, nicht zu Showtime.
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Showtime ist... Das Hack-Story, wo mein Vater mich ausgedrückt hat, weil ich gay bin und jetzt bin ich acht. Ich habe diese Geschichte gehört. Ich habe diese Geschichte mehrere Mal gehört, weil ein Mal mein Junge lacht. My boy's crazy. Giant black dude, this gay white dude comes on, starts doing the whole thing, and my boy just goes... And then he said, what's so funny?
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Also, wisst ihr etwas über den CEO?
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He said, your dad kicked you out because you're gay and you got AIDS. And then the homeless guy snored off the train.
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Ja, aber die Arbeiter bei McDonalds schnitzen nicht. Komm schon, Trump schnitzt nicht.
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The greatest comedian in New York is just riding public transit.
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He's not doing comedy at all. He's just there talking that shit. Remember that video of that dude on the bus in Queens? Black dude talking to a Jamaican lady. And the Jamaican lady is complaining about how she's in traffic. And he's just like, we're all in traffic.
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We're all in traffic. You don't want traffic? Go to Jamaica. Walk to work. We all late. Get a car. We all late.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Er ist ein Freiflipper. Weißt du, was Trump tun muss, wenn er wirklich über Amerika gewinnen will? Er hat einen Teil in diesem Mann. Oh, das ist gut. Nein, Biden muss das tun. Warte, was? Komm schon, geh auf die Höhe. Wenn er ihn verabschiedet, wird jeder über seinen Sohn vergessen.
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Bro, he is cooking this bitch on the fucking bus.
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That's awesome. The bus is laughing. The whole bus is dying laughing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Get the clip up. Everybody late. It's New York. You want to be on time? Go to Jamaica and walk the work.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wenn ich hier wäre, würde ich dich schon lange haben.
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Du wirst zu spät sein. Das ist es. Du wirst zu spät sein. Ich habe keine Ahnung, woher ich komme. Du bist zu spät, weil du zu spät bist? Nein, ich komme nicht zu spät. Woher kommst du denn? Du wärst vielleicht auf der Zeit, wenn du hier wohnst. Aber du verletzt mich, also spreche ich jetzt auf Deutsch. Du bist ein verdammtes Verletzter. Du bist ein verdammtes Auto. Weißt du, was es ist?
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Du bist verletzt, weil du einen verdammten Job hast. Und du bist zu spät für deinen verdammten Job. Du kannst kein Auto kaufen, weil du einen verdammten Job hast. Sei nicht wütend. Verletze nicht alle anderen da. Die arme Frau hat einen Rollstuhl, sie ist auf dem Bus mit einem Rollstuhl. Deshalb ist der Bus zu spät. Wirst du daran wütend sein? Geh doch mal weg.
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Ja, ja. Okay. Einen wirklich guten Kerl. Okay, erzähl es mir. Nein, nur Salz auf der Erde.
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Der Boss wird reisen, du kannst dein Auto kaufen und du wirst den Bus nehmen. Ich werde wahrscheinlich gefeuert. Ich bin zu spät. Ich werde nicht wütend sein. Es ist meine Schuld. Ich hätte lieber auf der 1210 gewesen, anstatt auf der 1213. Oh, this is awesome. Oh my God! Geh etwas langsamer, Java. Geh etwas langsamer. Ein bisschen langsamer. Die Emotionsschmerzen... Ein bisschen langsamer.
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Das ist großartig. Das ist so großartig.
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Ich meine, ein absoluter Legend. Wir brauchen ihn auf dem Podium.
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Ja, ich wollte gerade sagen, wie können wir diesen Jungen kontaktieren? Wie können wir ihn auf dem Podium finden? Ich glaube, das ist so weit, wie ich in Jamaika gehe, weil es fünf Städte durchführen muss.
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Und er war so... Ich bin auf den fünf Städten?
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Wow. Ich bin heute Abend auf der Bühne, Marc.
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Zwei Minuten. Bro, er ist der Beste. Das ist unglaublich. Das ist unglaublich.
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Schalt die Dumplins runter. Das war zu lange. Ich dachte, er war weg. Ich dachte, er war weg. Ich dachte, er war weg.
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New Yorker sind seltsam, weil sie dich verletzen, aber wenn jemand anderes verletzt wird, werden sie sich verletzen. Sie mögen das nicht. Es geht nur um Gerechtigkeit, wenn sie dich verletzen. Dann ist alles gut.
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Meine Frau hat den Train mit dem Baby genommen und sie war so... Was ist mit dir falsch? Sie ging, sie war beschäftigt. Sie ging und machte Sachen. Was?
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Ein Neubauern, ey! Mach ihn in einen fucking Uber, ey!
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Du kannst kein Uber mit einem Neubauern fahren, du Arschloch! Wie machst du das? Du musst einen Car-Seat haben, einen Strap-Seat. Oh Gott sei Dank machst du das, was jeder macht.
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Was ist mit dem Subway? Die haben Ubers mit Car-Seats. Ja, warte, frag Allegan, was ist mit dem Subway? Ja, warum kannst du nicht in den Subway fahren?
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Das ist verrückt, Bruder! Ich habe nicht mal mit dem Subway gefahren, Alter!
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Thank you, Miles. Miles, that was fantastic, bro. Yeah, that's good.
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Miles, that was absolutely... Someone give me a zip. Miles, that was absolutely fantastic.
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Aber es ist... Sie war so, ich kann es nicht mehr nehmen. Ich war so, warum? Sie war so... Ich war so, war es gefährlich? Sie war so, nein, jeder spricht mit mir. Sie war so, wirklich? Sie war so, ja. Ich gehe mit dem Baby, der mich gestrabt hat. Und die MTA-Frau war so, yo, wo ist dein Babys-Hat? Du musst ein Hat auf das Baby legen. Jeder hat Parenting-Gespräche. Jeder kippt rein.
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Warte, wir vergessen komplett über Hunter. Wir vergessen komplett über Hunter.
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Sie kann nicht mehr als fünf Füße gehen, damit jemand sagt, willst du den Seat? Kann ich dir den Seat geben? Das größte Sitz in der Welt. Und sie war so, nein, ich werde nur stehen. Und sie war so, nein, du sollst wirklich sitzen. Komm schon, bitte sitzen. Oh, so schlecht. Sie sind nett zu mir. Fuck.
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Das ist die beste Stadt. Es ist das lustigste in Bezug auf nur normale Leute. Boston vielleicht? Boston hat die lustigsten Komedien. Aber die, die ich am lustigsten finde, kommen aus Boston. Aber in Bezug auf nur Menschen. New Yorks lustigste Komedien? Du brauchst schwarze Leute, du brauchst diese Energie. Und du brauchst schwarze Leute im Publikum, wenn sie lustig sind.
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Du verabschiedest diesen Kerl.
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Weil sie lustig sind im Publikum in einer Art, wie manchmal weiße Leute ein bisschen Angst haben. Der Typ auf dem Bus war so, das ist mein Bus. Und wir werden uns komfortabeln und wir werden darüber reden. Aber das ist eine urbane Sache. Du musst aus einer großen Stadt sein, um so komfortabel vor Leuten zu sprechen, die du nicht kennst.
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Was ist die Verabschiedung für ihn? Er ist ein Hero. Ein amerikanischer fucking Hero. Wir brauchen Veränderung. Er ist ein Piece. Ja.
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Für die meisten Leute ist das ihre größte Angst, im Publikum zu sprechen. Aber wenn du mit deinem Freund auf dem Subway sprichst, sind da 100 Leute, die hören. Wir glauben alle, dass wir nicht hören, aber wenn die Geschichte gut geht, I'm tapping in. I listen to so many goddamn stories. I miss a stop just to finish this story.
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And most of the time going to school, it's just roast sessions on the bus. The whole bus is an audience.
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There's a crossing guard lady outside my apartment that might be the funniest person I've ever met. It's just cold outside. She's like, can I please come inside your lobby? It's just freezing out here. I was like, yeah, of course. And she's like, oh my God, sometimes these kids are crossing the street walking so slow. Ich dachte, das ist das, worum sie sich fürchtet?
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Sie meinte, es ist kalt, die Kinder nehmen ihre schöne Zeit. Sie sprach über scharfe Kinder auf der Straße. Weil Jay-Z auf der anderen Seite ist.
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Er ist witzig. Das ist witzig, weil er witzig ist.
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Es gibt keinen Weg, ihn zu verurteilen.
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Er hat eine wahnsinnige Angst. Eine wahnsinnige Angst. Sollen wir durch jeden Album gehen?
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New York City is the center of the universe, when you think about it.
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Talk that shit. The CEO gets shot.
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Why did you start with Daniel Penny?
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Yeah. It would have to be a federal court.
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Diddy's here. J.J. here. Daniel Penny's here. The United CEO is here. Kendrick took his first loss of 2024 here. Everything's happening here.
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Salz auf der Erde, Family Man, Golden Retriever.
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And the aliens are showing up in Jersey. Nah, they didn't show up in Jersey. They got stuck in traffic. They're trying to come through the bridge to get into the city.
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Are you rapping Georgiana? Wait, what? I don't know about Georgiana. What is that?
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No idea. I'm a little bad bitch too. No idea.
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It has to make its way there, so it's got to be on Trump. It's not going to happen in time.
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Y'all really need to get up on your rappers, man. You just hang out with Shifty.
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I know. I'm like, what the fuck? You just hang out with him more than we do. Ciao, Georgiana, bro. Yo, Miles will be bringing the points today, dude. Yo, Miles is good. Miles is good, man. Fat Miles is way better. When he was skinny, he was too hungry. He was too hungry when he was skinny.
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This is a mental clarity effect.
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I know. Ich kann nicht glauben, dass du das Shirt trägst, Miles, du Arschloch. Siehst du nicht aus wie die Roadies für eine Rockband? Und er setzt die Hörer auf und macht Gitarre.
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He crossed state lines with a weapon. Yeah, that's true.
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Sie schütteln sich umher und du siehst den Arsch.
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Shoutout Sando, der Legende.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Das ist das, was sie in Jersey gesehen haben. Das ist nicht nur Leute auf der Internetseite, die darüber posten. Ich meine, es ist das. Aber es ist auch... Die Bürgermeister fragen den Staat, es zu investigieren. Weil sie sind so... Sind das Spionage? Sind es Wetterballone? Sind es Leute, die Drohnen illegal fliegen?
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The murder charge will be federal, I guess.
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Das ist China wieder, ja?
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They're ahead of us. Whomst? These aliens. He's talking about the Chinese again. That's a plane. Miles, yeah, you don't believe none of this shit. That's just a plane?
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But can he do it that soon? Doesn't he have to go to trial or whatever the fuck?
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Nah, I sort of believe in aliens, I'll be honest with you.
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Ich meine, wenn du ein Alien bist, wirst du dir ein paar Lichter anziehen? Das scheint mir nicht so bescheuert zu sein.
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Welches Teil von Jersey ist das?
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Das Teil, das von Newark überfließt. Miles auf Carbohydrate ist ein Problem. Miles, du solltest dick sein, Mann.
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Aber wenn jemand über die Pläne wissen sollte, sind es die Leute, die über die Pläne leben, richtig? Ja. So they should know. Man, aliens don't give a fuck. You need to get us cars, bro. Yeah. How long is your fast going for? You think a marine knows how to choke people out. The people that live under the airport know what an airplane looks like. No, they don't. Of course they do.
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No, the feds can decide to take over a case whenever they want.
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Und jetzt sehen sie dieses Ding und denken, welches Flugzeug sieht so aus, Bruder?
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Geh auf dein Laptop zurück, Bruder.
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Oh, yo, do that, Biden. The approval rating will shoot right back up. The McDonald's employee won't get the money that's offered for getting him arrested because he called 911 and not Crimestoppers.
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Guck dir was anderes an. Ich möchte nur kurz zu meinem Jungen John Fadigate einen Schuss geben. Wir haben früher in unseren Karrieren zusammen Comedy angefangen. Er hat wirklich coole Sachen produziert. Und jetzt hat er sich aufgewachsen und hat diesen Wettbewerb gegründet, der arktisch ist. Diese sehen aus wie normale Schuhe. Sie sind nicht normale Schuhe.
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Sie sind Schuhe für dich, wenn du in deinem Kühlschrank kommst, um deine Ballen zu schützen, damit du dort bleiben kannst. länger, okay? Du willst die Vorteile des Kohlplunges erzielen. Ich möchte nur sagen, dass John mich nicht bezahlt, um das zu tun, okay? Das ist ein fucking guter Kerl, er ist ein Freund und ich will ihn aufmerksam machen.
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Und die grundlegende Idee ist, dass du deine Ballen nicht kalt machen kannst, um dich von den Vorteilen eines langen Kohlplunges zu stoppen. Schütze deine Ballen und dann bekommst du alle Vorteile, die der Kohlplunge dir gibt. Bleib da länger, okay? Reduziere diese Inflammation. Mach all diese Dinge, die dich gut fühlen. Nimm noch ein paar Minuten von deiner Frau und Familie weg.
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All the things that protect your physical and mental health. So Arctic, right here, this is my boy. Okay, once again, not paying me. I just want to support him. They look fire. He's a great fucking guy. I mean this genuinely. He's a great fucking guy. Love you, Fatty.
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Nein, es ist interessant. Einige Leute haben es bemerkt. Ich denke, sogar Bill Burris hat es in seinen Händen. Er hat gesagt, diese Leute sind Gangsters. Ja, sie haben Familien, da, da, da. Sie stellen in der Organisation grundsätzliche Regeln ein, um die Menschen zu beurteilen. Natürlich. All diese Gesundheitsunternehmen, um Geld zu verdienen, müssen die Beurteilung beurteilen.
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So, what is it? I know nothing.
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That's what I heard. So... That's what I heard.
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I just heard it was them. Wait, what do you mean? That's everything.
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Yeah, it is. So, the... So, what happened?
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So, Syria fell. The Assad regime fell. Refugees took over or something like that?
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That's what you get. That's what you get for being a hoe.
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Was ist das? Du hättest es nicht gesagt. Und er sprach von meinem Flughafen. Mein Flughafen macht Sinn. Ich bin nur dumm. Du bist nicht lustig, aber das ist das Schlimmste. Ich denke, wir brauchen Akash, um es uns zu erklären. Oh, das wird gut sein. Ich weiß nichts.
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Ich denke, einige Flüchtlinge sind zurückgekommen in Syrien und haben das Ding zurückgenommen.
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Lauren Hill hat angefangen zu singen. Ja, ja, ja. Fuji La, weißt du was ich meine? Das ist, was ich denke, passiert. Assad fiel. Ich weiß nicht, wer Assad ist, um ehrlich zu sein. Das ist alles, was ich weiß. Du bist wie ein Loren Hill-Refugee.
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Ich bin auch ein Refugee. Ja, du hast das. Du bist ein bisschen zu spät. Ja, hier ist die Realität.
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Nein, das ist verrückt. Was ist gerade los? Ich bin ein Zivilist. Ich bin ein Zivilist.
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Keiner von uns weiß wirklich, was in Syrien passiert ist. Aber es sah aus, als ob Russland ein bisschen mit der Ukraine beschäftigt war. Sie können Syrien nicht mehr zurückhalten. Der Assad-Regime braucht diesen russischen Unterstützung, um in Kraft zu bleiben. Russian support is gone. Now Russia loses their influence in Syria. Do we swoop in? Who swoops in and takes over Syria?
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Is this a win for the neocons? Is this the exact thing that the American neocons wanted, the warhawk Americans wanted? Did they fund the Ukraine war to get... Russia out of Syria so that they couldn't build some pipeline or something or the other to fuck over western influence in the region.
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Who knows? And doesn't Syria get money from Iran?
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I think they were financed by Turkey in this one.
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Right? I think it was Turkey backing them. The rebels were backed by the Turks. By the Turks, yeah. But Assad was backed by Iran and Russia.
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So that's why I heard it was a win for the Jews. Well, it definitely went through because you guys get a little land up there. So you can leave them Palestinians alone now. Just need a buffer. There's just a buffer.
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Starts as a buffer. Starts as a buffer.
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And it becomes... There was a weird, like, four-plus-year, like, let's not get involved with each other thing with Bashar al-Assad.
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And now that Russia's out of the way, you're like, all right, what's up?
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I'm just wondering, is this part of a larger geopolitical strategy by the powers that be, the deep state, if you will, in America? Was this the goal the whole time, to pull Russia out of Syria and remove their influence in the region? War das Russlands Weg, aus dem Mittleren Osten rauszukommen, so wie es Amerika aus dem Mittleren Osten rausgekommen ist?
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Ich bin ein Zivilist. He goes to Gilman in Maryland, which is like the most prestigious school in the area. It's like 40 grand a year. Validatorian. Wow. Bright guy. He's the joker. He's like writing messages on bullets. He's leaving Monopoly money as a message to the feds in Central Park. Like this whole grand scheme.
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Ist es das westliche Land, das sagt, weißt du was, es ist zu viel Stress, um diese Arschlöcher hier herunterzuhalten. Wir wollen nicht mit ihnen umgehen. Amerika will, dass sie aus Afghanistan rauskommen. Russland sagt, okay, sie sind aus Afghanistan rausgekommen. Verdammt, es ist zu teuer. Lass uns rauskommen.
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Wir müssen das Assad-Regime aufbauen, die ganze Zeit kämpfen, Terroristen die ganze Zeit kämpfen. Wir bekommen nichts davon. Wir gehen. Der Westen ist vielleicht nur müde geworden. um den Mittleren Osten zu kolonisieren. Das will ich herausfinden.
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Ah, verdammt, du hast es da so verblüfft. Ich würde sagen, Al nennt zwei Länder, Mark nennt zwei Länder. Jeder nennt zwei Länder mit Grenzen. Oh, das ist einfach. Nein, das ist nicht so. Nein, nicht für mich. Ich habe eine Frage.
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Wo else did he go? Egypt, remember he went down to Egypt? Yeah.
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Ich dachte, das war der andere Junge. Der rote Seagull. Sie sind beide in Ägypten gegangen. Jesus ist in Ägypten gegangen?
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Ein paar Jahre später. Ich wusste nicht, dass er in Ägypten gegangen ist.
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Was machte er in Ägypten?
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Er hat sich in Ägypten gehalten. Wie? Wie in der Kirche hat er sich gehalten?
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Wie in der Kirche hat er sich gehalten? Wie in der Kirche hat er sich gehalten?
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Wie in der Kirche hat er sich gehalten? Wie in der Kirche hat er sich gehalten?
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Yo, you're a bad Christian. I mean, I heard that.
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You're a bad black person, yo. Jesus in Africa, you ain't even know.
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Yeah, but we just like the song. Hey, I'm right about what I said, right? We need Shifty. Shifty is the only one who actually knows the Bible. I had heard a version of this. It's church, dawg. It's not in the Gospels.
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From the ages of like 6 to 7 to like 30, I've heard that he went and learned in the mystery schools in Egypt.
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So you know 3 years of Jesus' 33? You know 9% of his life?
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You know 9% of his life, yo? You put all your faith in some guy, you don't even know what he did for the whole part of his life, pretty much. Yeah, I'm friends with y'all. I don't know what the fuck y'all were doing. You sound like Al.
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I mean, he's close. He's close. Jesus. It's over. I don't know. I mean, maybe. If you saw a church, I'll take your word for it.
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I mean, I was in it. I think it was him that was in the church. I don't think it was... Shifty!
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Nah, he went to the studio.
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Nah, he's at the other studio.
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Ah, damn. But, uh... Nah, I'm pretty sure. I'm almost 100% positive. Can I have some abusive father vibes?
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He's right there. That was weird, yeah.
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I just wanted him to prove him wrong. No.
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Ich bin fast positiv, dass er weg ist. Jesus ging nach Ägypten. Du bist schrecklich. Ich liebe dich.
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Ich weiß nicht, ob es in der Bibel ist, aber es könnte wahr sein. Nein, es ist nicht in der Bibel, es ist in der Kirche.
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Ich habe die Kirche besucht. Es bordert nicht Ägypten. Was bordert nicht Ägypten? In der Gospelschrift. Ich habe nie gesagt, Syrien bordert Ägypten. Ich habe gesagt, Israel bordert Ägypten. Er sagte, Israel und Libanon.
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But then goes and has a gun on him and the manifesto and fake IDs and is sitting in a McDonald's waiting.
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lebanon border to egypt it goes lebanon israel no you said syria oh israel lebanon i guess that i'm sorry i've mixed up what you're feeding them talk about jesus in egypt we got that as a child yes he was a child yes i went to the church he was in they showed me where they were he was chilling oh fire wow it was fire it was cool wow in the gospel of matthews allen in the story of bethlehem matthew was in matthew what did he do
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Y'all don't be reading your book, man.
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You don't even read your book. I'm trying to find out.
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Why do you think I'm orthodox? Why do you think I'm orthodox? He's just Wikipedia-ing this shit. These motherfuckers go to church, the guy up there is just, none of them speak Latin, they pretend that they're praying, and then they leave. Yes. That's crazy. And you just, I think y'all go to church just to tell the priest that you jerk off a lot.
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I think that's what y'all do. I think y'all like that shit.
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I go to church. And who do you tell that you jerk off to? I don't have a guy in my church. It's in a public school in Harlem. I go to church in a public school in Harlem every once in a blue moon. And they do not have a priest there for me to talk to. So if you tell them you jerk off, what do they say? Wenn ich Gott dort erzähle? Oder erzählst du es jemandem?
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Sie haben keine Konfession. Nur dein Platz hat eine Konfession.
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Also wer sagst du, dass du gejagt hast? Die Fans dieses Podcasts. Gott weiß, du!
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Was sollst du uns erzählen?
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Das ist wahr. Gott weiß. Warum musst du einen Priester verurteilen? Gott weiß. Genau. Gott ist sicher. Das ist wie ein Priester. Er ist nur ein Priester, den du verurteilst. Gott weiß es nicht. Genau. Hey, lasst Gott eine Botschaft. Ich habe drei Mal gejagt. Wir werden Mark helfen. Mark, warum fliehte er nach Ägypten? Das macht keinen Sinn. Was für eine dumme Sache.
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Es ist, als ob Gott es nicht vergeben kann.
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That level of comfort is amazing.
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Who was King Harry? You're right. So was the Jews.
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Ain't that crazy? Ain't that crazy? He put the word out for a child. Yeah. That's crazy. King Harry is a wild boy. Game of Thrones. That is. Looking for Stormborn. You know who it really is? Hm. Harry Potter. Very much so. That's Harry Potts. That's Potts right there. The boy who lived. That you know. I didn't know that Neville Longbottom was also the boy who lived.
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But he's not that dumb. A guy like that doesn't make sense. He'd be that dumb.
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Possibly whoever he went after became the kid in the prophecy.
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They don't show that in the movie at all. Nein, sie nicht. Ich weiß, ich weiß, ich weiß, ich weiß. Das ist auf mich. Das ist auf mich. Wenn meine Tochter genug alt ist, um mir Dinge laut zu sagen und sie sitzt da, sie muss nichts wissen. Ich lese das Buch zu ihr. Das wird großartig werden. Meine Eltern haben das Buch zu mir gelesen und das ist großartig. Es ist cool, oder?
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Didn't he go to college in Pennsylvania? No, no.
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Bring nicht die Karte hoch.
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Bringen wir die Karte hoch. Lass uns sehen, wie es noch so aussieht.
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Es ist großartig. Ja, es hat ein bisschen Öl drin. Wir müssen das umdrehen.
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Kees Rosso hat etwas gesagt. Als der CNN-Ticker sagte, dass die Syrien-Rebel Syrien genommen haben, sagte er, das ist das, was wir gewinnen wollen. Wenn wir sie nicht wollen, wenn wir sie Terroristen nennen, wenn wir sie Rebels nennen wollen, dann ist das so, wie es funktioniert. Das ist ein tolles Punkt.
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He went to college in Philly, UPenn. Then he went to Penn State, Altoona. That's not even... Wie eine Off-Shoot-Satelliten-Schule oder so. Es ist nicht mal das echte Penn State. Also, ich bin in Altoona. Es gibt keinen fucking Grund, in Altoona zu gehen. Nein, das sage ich nur. Außer du machst da eine Wild'n'Out-Comedy-Show. Oder du gehst von einem Merk.
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Ja, sie kämpfen Russland, sie sind Rebels. Ja, ja, ja. Versuch, die alten Miss-Fans an der Seite zu bekommen.
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Wer ist nach Osten? Sie kämpfen die Ukraine, sie sind Terroristen. Was? Der Osten von Syrien sind Lebanon und... Nein, Irak.
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Der andere Weg. Oh, der Osten, Entschuldigung.
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Ja, Irak ist hier. Und dann, was ist da? Tarki. Oh, es ist Tarki, okay. Unten ist Jordan. Und dann zwischen Syrien und Israel sind die Golan Heiden. Was ist über Lebanon? Über Lebanon ist mehr Syrien.
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Oh, Syrien geht direkt in die Wasser? Ja. Wow, that's a nice piece of land right there.
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They should have kept that.
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Why aren't they trying to keep that? They should have kept that. Oh, we might need to see about that. Donald! I hear Syrians for sale. Nah, Donald knows. Look at all that waterfront. Yeah, nice little bay. Yeah, Donald gotta look into that. Shout out Syrians, though. They seem like good people. I like Syrians. 52nd State after Canada. I like the idea of incorporating Canada in America.
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I like it a lot. I think that we should do Mexico as well. Oh, how do you stop illegal immigration and make them citizens? We already did that to them multiple times. Arizona, Texas, California, Colorado. Well, Texas got freedom and then... What I'm saying is every time we embrace places that used to be Mexico, they've been awesome. Yeah, we came up.
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Name one place that used to be Mexico that we don't love right now. Bring us some more. If they are down, I'm down. And then we cut it off right after Mexico. Right after Mexico. Think about how small that wall is now. It's just a little bit right there. You just got to build that one. I mean, if we're going to keep going down, like Colombia is kind of cool.
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I think we should annex maybe a city or two.
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Yeah. Not the whole thing. What if we just take North America, South America, make it America?
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Jetzt reden wir, aber dann schaust du dir das an und denkst dir, Japan hat so coole Dinge. Das ist so nah dran. Ist das, wie es anfängt? Ist das, wie Napoleon mit seinen Jungs gesprochen hat? Er war so, yo, Deutschland ist auf der Reihe.
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Du willst sie alle fangen. Und es ist wirklich nicht so hart.
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Dann musst du deine Mädchen nicht schmuggeln. Wir haben Brasilien. Das ist wahr.
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Ja, aber auch dann, du hast die freie Währung.
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I'm really not into Brazilians.
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Oh my God. Oh my goodness.
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Your Jewish God is smitten right now. He's not the top of the list. What's the top of the list? Hot Jewish girls. Okay. Can we just speak in not fantasy?
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Yeah, I know. We've been on this pod long enough. The girls of Tel Aviv.
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Geh einfach über die Lande, was auch immer. Welche fucking Währung du hast, geh da hin. Er ist keine dumme Person. Ja, ich denke, naja, er war wahrscheinlich nicht online so viel, weil er seine Telefonnummer vermutlich verloren hat.
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Okay, so the Jewish girls that look Brazilian.
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Yeah, they look mixed with something. Got it, got it, got it. So the Brazilian-looking Jewish girls, got it.
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But Israeli is the most, that's the most Jewish. You can't knock them for that. You gotta give them that.
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No, no, no, I'll give them that. Because I would Tel Aviv. There are some beautiful women there. Boom. Now, what about Brazilians are you off of right now? What is the, what is it? What Brazilians do I have? No, no, why? You don't like them. You used to really like them.
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And now I can't talk to them without hearing your voice about Brazilians. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Long. Dove.
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How do you think I make them real?
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You removed an entire country from my... Could you grab me down? Could you grab me down? I have to wipe the semen off of my tummy. Have you guys seen the video going viral? Have you seen the video of that kid going viral?
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That sings the exact same song and every single video appears everywhere? He's with Mr. Beast with this one now. But that's gonna happen for you, you're saying? No, I just want to change the subject.
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There are beautiful Brazilian women. I don't think that they're not beautiful. I have tons of beautiful Brazilian women. What do they sound like? Give me a situation, I'll tell you what they would say.
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Dolph, can you take me to Chalky Cheese with my friends? Dolph, we're going to the Chalky Cheese restaurant with my friends. It's very far to go to the Chalky Cheese. Please, Dolph, can you please take us to the Chalky Cheese restaurant? And then we can play in the ball pit. I want to bring my friends in the ball pit.
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Und also, er wusste wahrscheinlich nicht, dass sie... Also, er dachte, niemand suchte nach ihm?
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You know? I gotta start, I gotta literally, I gotta start asking for passports when Dove brings these girls in. Because I, you get concerned that they might be here trafficked. Ich habe nur gesagt, dass sie legal alt sind, natürlich, aber sie sind vielleicht verabschiedet. Ist das so verrückt? Du kannst verabschiedet sein und verabschiedet sein.
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Eine Frau wird in Amerika gesendet, um ein Surfenboot zu halten. Und du denkst nicht, dass sie verabschiedet sind? Sie verabschieden sich legal. Das ist kein echter Job. Du kannst das nicht auf eine Anwendung stellen. Hält ein Surfenboot, das ist nicht legal. Wie findest du einen Job in Vigo?
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Erzähl uns deine Arbeitserfahrung. Ich habe in Portugal und Brasilien Sand mitgebracht. Und ein Mann hat mich gefunden.
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Er hat mich auf einen Containerschiff genommen und mich in New York City eingeladen. Ich habe alle Schubboote aus der Stadt genommen und sie vor Tommy Hilfiger gestellt. Und dann kam ein deutscher Kerl zu mir und sagte, er könnte mein ganzes Leben verändern. Er machte mich ein großer Star.
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Er hat seinen Telefon weggezogen. Oh, er hat ihn nicht weggezogen. Aber das ist das Ding, wo ich mir denke, okay, er ist super smart, aber vielleicht geht er durch einen mentale Episode oder ist ein Narzisst oder so, weil er in der Gerichtssitzung ohne einen Anwalt spricht.
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Er machte mich ein Mieter und schickte mir alle Filme und Fotos. Und sobald wir zu seinem Haus gingen, kam er auf meine Rücken. Außerhalb davon bin ich noch kein großer Star geworden. Er kam auf meine Rücken und machte mich sofort in den Schlaf und schlief in seinem Gastraum.
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Das ist eine wunderschöne Lieblingsgeschichte. Oh mein Gott. Das ist wirklich verdammt. Schaut auf Brasilien an, man. Es gibt some great people out there. Awesome people. Awesome people. Great food. Awesome. Incredible food. Incredible food. Great food.
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Great restaurants are fantastic. Of all the South American countries, what restaurants do you think are the best Brazilian dishes?
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I mean, all of them. Das ist wie ein Traum, wenn du die Bibelbücher fragst.
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Das ist ein wunderschöner Punkt. Al könnte stottern, wenn er versucht, einen Punkt zu machen.
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Aber wenn er versucht, dir über Essen in einem anderen Land zu erzählen, dann ist dieser Kerl solid. Solid. Never faulted once.
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What can I say, guys? What can I say?
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Oh my god, guys. Oh my god, guys. Alright, guys. Any other questiones before we go to Patreon?
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Let's move to Syria. Just gotta tell me where it is again.
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Guys, we appreciate you. Thank you guys so much. We love y'all motherfuckers. Y'all are the best. I saw y'all riding for me this past week and it is appreciated. It is never forgotten. Salute to the gang. We never going nowhere. Everybody gets these fucking jokes. We don't care who says it. God bless y'all.
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Was, wenn du eine übergewöhnliche intelligentere Person bist, weißt du, dass du, wenn du in die Gerichtssitzung kommst, nicht was sagst, sondern nur sagst, hey, ich brauche legalen Repräsentation, ich werde meinen Mund kaputt halten. Das würde mir zeigen, oh, er fühlt sich ziemlich sicher über seine Position mit dem Gericht.
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Weißt du, was ich meine? Ja. Weil er weiß, dass er unnötig ist.
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Er weiß, dass die Wahrheit auf seiner Seite ist. Warte mal, das verändert sich für mich. Nein. Wenn er sich selbst verteidigen will. Aber er hat sich nicht selbst verteidigt.
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Er ist nur vor dem Juden. Gott sei Dank.
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Und ich war wett. Es war über meinem Schulter. Ich kann es riechen. Ich habe riechende Schnauze.
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Was zur Hölle? Aber meine Schnauze riecht nicht. Das ist falsch. Das ist tatsächlich falsch. Komplett falsch.
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Nur, wenn ich es erlauben kann. Wie kann dein Schnauze riechen wie Scheiße? Weil ich den Schnauze nicht kontrollieren kann. Aber meine Schnauze, ich kann das nicht halten. I can't keep that in. And then it just decomposes my body. Bro, have you ever sneezed and woken up your baby and your wife freaks out? No, but I farted and woken up my wife and she's really happy about it.
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Das ist so, wie es funktioniert. Und das sind öffentlich getradete Unternehmen. Und die Konsummission ist, okay, wir werden die Menschen helfen. Wir werden die Menschen, die sie beurteilen, helfen.
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Yeah, she really enjoys that. It's my favorite way to wake up. And then when she wakes up, I go, like that. And then I say, she farted. My wife farted the other day. While we were in bed, she woke herself up, farted. She was so embarrassed that she put the covers over her head. And I was like, don't go down there.
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Das ist ein Ground Zero. Das ist ein Ground Zero. You just stay out there soaked. We love y'all, man. Appreciate y'all. The Life Tour is finally coming to an end. We got the special film. Once again, thank you guys so much for pulling up to that. That was awesome. And I'll give you news about when that comes out on Netflix. But appreciate y'all. We'll see you in a few weeks. God bless.
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Also, ein CEOs Job ist es, so viel Beurteilung wie möglich zu entfernen. Absolut.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Alright guys, let's talk show dates. I told you I'd have announcements this week and I do. February dates are coming, but January, we're ready to rock with those. January 9th and 10th and 11th, I'm going to be at SideSplitters Comedy Club in Tampa. So all you Floridians, white trash people, people that are happy that we had Trump on the pod, come through.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Genau. Because you have a fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders of your public Detroit company.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Also January 23rd through 25th, I'm going to be in Sacramento at Punchline. Guys, I sold that show out two years ago. Ich bin sehr gespannt, ob ich in Des Moines gehe, weil, weißt du, manchmal versuchst du einfach nur, Spaß zu machen, in der Mitte des Nichts zu sein und einfach eine Stadt aus deinem Arsch zu holen. Mein Go-To ist Des Moines.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Jetzt kann ich endlich sehen, dass es in West-Des Moines ist. Ich weiß nicht, warum du für Des Moines Richtung haben würdest, aber ich werde in West-Des Moines bei Funny Bone sein. Bekomme deine Tickets auf akashsingh.com. Wenn du auch auf der Website gehst, sehen meine Augen wirklich schön auf der Top-Banner.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Ich weiß nicht, wer die Photoshop gemacht hat, oder vielleicht ist das meine natürliche Augenfarbe. Ich f*** die Augen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
But sometimes those rules, I remember we went to Abu Dhabi and they were like, hey, just be careful about some of the things you say. They gave us a little list. They were like, don't talk about Islam. Don't speak about the royal family. And he goes, I'm not listening to that shit. He just didn't listen to that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Go sit over there for three days. See, that's real royalty. Would you respect that royalty? I know you don't respect the English royalty.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
That's great. And the fact that they had to preface it is so funny.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
It almost makes it worse because I bet you have to be like, yeah, we're just seeing Wicked. We're not thinking about it. You know what I mean? And then the fact he's like, I know this sounds like we're happy the Queen's dead.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
They don't love him at all. So you just learned history through musicals. He thinks Alexander Hamilton is black. I think to this day.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You've got to train now. I mean, you'll love that thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
How's a real good train, by the way?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You don't have to worry about them throwing up either.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
And so the riots were about that and then people were fucking it up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
It's that, it's that, it's that emotions, that feelings, everything in between. Yeah. Most people have a thing where they go, there's nothing funny about blank. You know what I mean? Yeah. Comics go, no, there's something funny about.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Yeah. You have a new girlfriend, right? Yes. Has she seen your old set where you talk about your old girlfriend? I can't wait for this breakup. Yeah. All my cards are with me. Speaking of understanding competition.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
I wonder if she's seen the old set and is like, oh, I better act right, bro. Or if she wants to be famous.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Don't you hate those coincidences?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You have an hour of coincidences?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Different disease. Runs in the family. I wonder if you've got what that guy has. You know what I mean? If you guys both think shoe off is the funniest thing ever, you're like, I got that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Because when you're drunk, you're like, I don't have that much. I can speak fine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Okay, good shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
33.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Okay, cool. Are you boozing less now? Ever since your MS? No.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Have you ever turned down a drink from your family? I did this like a week ago. My dad was like, oh yeah, what are you going to have? I was like, I'm not going to drink. He goes, all right, come on. No, I'm not. He goes, all right, we'll just have two Merlots. And just ordered me a drink.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
He disappears sometimes, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
I've been there. I've been there, Adam. Oh, this is crazy. This is amazing. We did the show in Manchester, okay? I thought it was in Vancouver. No, that's a different one. I don't even know if you knew about this because I barely registered it until later.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
We do the show in Manchester, right? Adam joins us, okay? The lineup is great. It's Derek, it's Adam, it's me, and then it's you, okay? And so Derek goes up, does a great job, and then... Oh, brother. What is even happening? Okay. So then Derek goes up. He does a great job. Show the floor, Mark. Yeah. I'm going to interrupt him by myself.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
And Al always prides himself on being, like, the coolest guy when he meets people. Like, anytime someone comes in, I take a picture with him, Al's always like, I mean, really, fuck.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Gift basket.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
No, just that. There was a couple he didn't post. I already know. Oh, man. I'm trying to get ahead of it. Oh, man. Bro, you might have MS. For real, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
It's my own story. And then Adam goes up, and I'm kind of listening, because I know Derek's set, you know what I mean? And so I'm listening to Adam's set, and I don't hear a word that he's saying. I'm hearing the whole thing. I don't understand anything. His accent is sort of thick now. In Liverpool or in Manchester, you couldn't understand a word.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
I don't know how you guys do this. I get so stressed. Anytime I put money down, I'm always just like, I can't even watch.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You know what I mean? And you see yourself, and you're like, what the fuck is that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
when I say it on the podcast but uh I've got my dementia screening and my denture fitting and then my pickleballer right he was taking it so seriously the day before we're in here we're working on stuff and we brought a bunch of cookies we're all eating cookies and he's like nah I can't I got this paddle tournament I didn't even realize he wasn't playing yeah
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
We got it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
He didn't eat cookies to watch battle.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Yeah, that's a good point.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
This is how much he loves going to the pub. He didn't even finish the golf match. I don't know if you remember the story. He's like, we played half. We said, fuck it. Golfing is about drinking. You're like, let's just stop the golf part.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
I have middle-class friends that live on golf courses.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
yeah that was like very regular lives and they're on like the 18th and like so i want to play that course oh yeah that's what my brother does every week he plays in castle before yeah i have them horrible but i love the idea that there's like projects surrounding the golf course yes yes that's what it was there was one course where it's just a lynx course so it's just like like nine holes or whatever yeah and it was just in the hood
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
And then you would just get random people going to play. That's fine. And they wouldn't really take care of the greens. It was just all overgrown and shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
When they get fake hurt, they got to stop. Yeah, I don't know how you curb that. Like, do they do... Like, they need to do more yellows for guys that don't actually... That's what they do in the NBA.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
I'm actually, I'm curious, the amount of times you come to US, like you're here multiple times a year, is there anything about America or Americans that still surprises you?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
That's kind of nice. Now you're like, oh, you're fit in. But even going to Texas, you're not like, whoa, this is not what we need.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Yeah, it's now pulled in 1.2 million, I think.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
The British conversion is tough, though, I guess. It's a whole thing. What's one street in town?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
He fucking set me up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
This is a good show.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
And I get to the middle of it and that joke just gets nothing. And I was like, huh. And then I'm thinking in my head, like, did I forget the setup? Did I fuck up the joke? And then I'm doing the rest of the set thinking like, did I... I don't know any of these jokes. It's just 3,000 people going, why has he just done that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Sometimes comics are similar bits, you know, whatever. And I didn't realize that's what you were saying until five minutes ago.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Yeah. I only did the late show, though.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
And the first show was amazing, and then the second show, that one show just bombed. And I was like, what the fuck? Mark was in... We were all in Vancouver. Not the last time, the time before.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
It doesn't even have a huge dick.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You did actually realize on stage. This is how dumb I am. I didn't even realize it. I had to get halfway through the bit that I'm bombing through. And someone goes, we don't have Uber.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Yeah, they told us. Because I was like, maybe I'll just muscle through it and kind of get them back or something.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
It was crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
You know what I'm saying?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
It's vegan. Okay, go, go. And so...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Like... You know...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
does it hit you like it hits because you say some stuff like obviously the shorty and far rock thing was crazy right but there are other things you say like remember when you were we have the video i almost want you to watch it like when you were teaching the parents how to find drugs in there right okay okay sorry have you watched this have you watched this yes yes i love this piece
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Yes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
See, we think you are. Because this is an interesting story, right? You started out as a kid, and I'm doing some research, and you had a kind of tough upbringing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
You couldn't read the words.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Exactly. Don't give him a mic! No, we just locked up the next mayoral election, so don't even worry about it. But it is Queens, though.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
No, we do not need that. The last thing we need, yo, New Yorkers, go to sleep.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Out of nowhere, unprompted, we need an 11, you know? A moment to think about. Listen, listen. You want to make New York City abundant, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
That old cornball, that old guy with a nipple piercing. He'd be dancing on the pole with a nipple piercing. How are we going to elect? How are you going to have a nipple piercing in front from Mayor of New York City?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Listen, I didn't say who it is, so we didn't even know who it is. But that other guy, right? Like, I can't believe it. He's
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
This guy's got to be crazy. Against Adams?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Thirty five million opinions.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
There it is, everybody.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
What's the best thing you've been called? Like, has there ever been anything you've been called where you're like, nah, that's kind of funny.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
With all due respect. I don't even put the dogs on there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
There you go.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That is funny.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
You don't watch the TikToks of my wife?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I'm not joking.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Disgusting.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Right? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
So how do you have a business?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Okay, fine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That's what she is. It's not her fault.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
If you can't make that work, that's on you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That shit makes you women.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Oh, let me try.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
You can fight.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That's the whole point.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That shaving shit is... Come on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Oh, interesting. You know what I mean? Interesting, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah, she had no motherfucking idea.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Finally, I'm listening.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
No, not you. General women?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That was awesome.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
So Jewish moms really want you to get married. They really want you to get married.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Mm-hmm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Tanya, keep it up. Tanya, keep it up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yo, this is fun.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
And you get to see people play that you would never imagine playing. Yeah, that's cool. They tried to change it by making it first to an X amount of points because then there's a cap and people start to play defense to be like, well, you're not going to get closer than me to the... They were attempting to make the game more competitive.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
What if you did like G League stuff? And if you win, you get in the league or something. Contract guarantee.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
No. Yeah. Did you see Chris Paul and Wimby sort of cheated on the first thing? Yeah. The skills challenge? Yeah, the skills challenge.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
It's fastest, yeah. But you got more points by being faster, and they were like, fine, we'll throw the balls to the left and the right. You don't have to take a shot. Instead of trying to take shots. They just missed all the shots.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That's all Chris Paul. That's all Chris Paul. Oh, really? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I mean, crazy. I like that. And look where they are. Al says this doesn't hurt. Al fell skiing this weekend, and it's like decrepit. Oh, wait, is he dead? What's going on?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
It's me. It's me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
It's important that they exist.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
He's like, I take gift cards.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
We snitching already. So hold on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Everyone tips wonderfully.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
That's not fair.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
I thought you said he's the next Jordan.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
There's a galaxy. There's a galaxy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
New York's job is to... It's so annoying that you said you can't say this fucking thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Mm-hmm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
I'm like, I love you. I'm looking for my mother.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Man, we finally got us a weekend, baby. Come on, man. God bless, man. God is everywhere. He's been coming to us. He's been coming to me. How much are you down? I'm down 100. This globe is insane.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
That's awesome.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
I'm down 100.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
It's the worst thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
You know what I love about y'all? It's my big album week, and that's how we started. We're talking about my biggest podcast on the internet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
You know what I'm saying?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
It was spectacular.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
You know what I'm saying?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
I got to do a little Twister. I got to put one hand here and one hand here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Give him a little hip thrust.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
I know that. I know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
He's like, I know it's on the way. You shit on the bus?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Have you ever had to shit during a show? What? Can I be honest with you?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
I have zero shit shame. We need that as men. That's important.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
You gotta get up there. Not a lick with shit, no way!
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
No, no, listen. You savvy! As well as your ass against a brick.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
I swear to God.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Yep.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
theater show.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Thank you, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
You know what I'm saying?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
I was really, really excited.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
It's crazy to me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Busta Bust. Wow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
What'd he do?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
What's your story? Because I didn't get it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Got it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
It was going so good. I'm glad I did this after Saturday Night Live. Exactly. Never put into that. Exactly. It just hit its stride.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
It's how it worked. That's the asshole army, baby.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Are y'all fucking with me? No. Malone Black. I'm getting trolled. Go ahead. Tell me about Malone Black.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
I saw that. That was sick. It was crazy, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs
Great guy. That's why I'm bringing it. Great guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
So is there any solution beyond getting Citizens United overturned by another?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
We're going to offset it. Oh, I'm sorry. I have to ask this. I'm sorry. I hate to interrupt you. We have a question we want to ask about what happened to you in 2016 with this Bernie Bros movement where your followers are saying they have a racism problem, a misogyny problem. Do you think that's a super PAC thing behind that? That was the Democratic establishment.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
That's your first exposure to corporate sports.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
And B, what the hell do we do about it? And I think that was the appeal of Trump is he appeared to be talking to us. Exactly. Whereas Democrats are kind of condescending and ignoring it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
But then could we not also say if ostensibly there hasn't been a fair primary for the Democrats since 2008, are they not also a threat to democracy? We often hear. Fair enough.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
So do you sense from the Democratic establishment that they're more willing to listen to people like you? Or are you guys just going to have to kind of take it by force and win elections? Are they more willing to listen to me?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
We were on the inside.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
There's an honor. I get to brag to my parents, get to brag to other friends. My son is a doctor. And I don't even know if it's about helping people. Yeah. That is the thing. It's not the most lucrative profession.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
But it garners the most. My dad told me, he was like, I'm really proud of your success. I'm proud of how far you've come. I want you to know no matter how famous you get, I would still rather you be a doctor.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
But the problem, the problem is much deeper than a Donald Trump to give some pushback. Yes. Gordon Gekko is celebrated as a hero.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
I grew up listening to rap. I still love it, but it's all about excess wealth, being rich, being billionaires. It doesn't matter how you get the money. Doesn't matter if it's honorable or not.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
Enormous power in the hands of three Wall Street firms. So what's interesting is when you start to get any kind of money, they'll tell you, put your money in a Vanguard. Yeah. Is that good for America? Because it seems like to us, oh, this is how you get to participate in capitalism.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
Different Brooklyn back then.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
I want to bring it back to something you mentioned and you mentioned. The hyperinflation of college tuition is something that you don't hear talked about a ton. But growing up in a family where the more degrees you have, the more respected you are, it seems as though it's getting to the point where you brought up where the product is not worth the cost. Mm-hmm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
College, having an undergraduate degree, it's not worth how much you're going to make in the long run. If we're not at that point, we're getting very close. Is there a solution to that? What would you say to that? I would love to hear your thoughts on that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
The pushback we often hear is the population in America is too big to support this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
How do you keep the quality of insurance, sorry, high, or quality of health care high? Because anecdotally, I hear from people in the U.K. and Canada, their health care is not very good because it's, I guess, subsidized.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
Well, I kind of want to get you going.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
We want you to get going on everything.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
500.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
Sorry, if I may follow up on one thing that you brought up earlier. Revolutionizing education. How would you do that beyond paying teachers more? I just need to know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
What felt better? What felt different?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
This might be too vague to answer. If it is, that's fine. You can just move on. But what is an example, like a moment to like a noob like me? Yeah, that's too vague. It's fine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
Even getting your ass kicked, you can have a good performance.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
Also, guys, tour dates. Denver. I'm in Greenwood Village, Colorado at Comedy Works South on Friday and Saturday. Sunday, I'm going to be at the Comedy Works in Downtown 420 show. You know what that means. I will be performing high the one and only time all year. May 9th and 10th at Virginia Beach. June 19th through 21st, I'm going to be in Salt Lake City at Wise Guys.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
All those dates and plenty more at AkashSingh.com. Also, June 4th through 9th. Brown basketball players, Brown Ballers Tournament, compete for a million dollars in, where is this shit going to be? Somewhere in North Carolina. Cary, North Carolina, June 4th through 6th. Check that out. I just want to shout out my brown brothers playing basketball. Keep doing great things. Love y'all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
You're telling people to suck your dick?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
Raul was eight to 11, I believe, right? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
So he'll do anything to win. He fucking doesn't matter. Sorry, when you look back on that paper moment, the script, is there any part of you, I just think Vince is such like a kind of a, he's playing chess guy. Do you think he's like, I know they're not going to do this. I just want them to rebel. Maybe, maybe. Like this is just going to rile them up and go cut a better problem.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
I don't know John 316 to this day. Yeah, I don't know him at all. And I started watching for like a few years in the attitude era after the Austin 316. And I'm not a Christian kid. So I was like, what? Is that like a time of day that he beat somebody up?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
You call it March Madness? It is March Madness right there. That's what I said. Yeah, exactly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
$25.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
314?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
UFC 314. So you're saying Diego Lopez is a big fat pussy? Is that what you're saying? No, no, just compare it to Volk. Is that what Mark is saying?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
I think he's saying Diego Lopez sucks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
He's got Schultz's old haircut. What's going on?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
The Rival League, who's throwing money around at this point, signing away a bunch of people.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
So you're willing to get your ass beaten.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
To me, that's like, oh, so.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
Yeah. Characters like a security blanket.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
Just nonstop. Just the travel wears out a comedian. I'm exhausted.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
You like peanut butter?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
What's up, noodle dicks? You see the blue light. You know what that means. It's Bluetooth time. And you know what that means. If you want to up your dick game, This is where you go. BlueChew.com. And if you use the promo code FLAGOR and you get your first order for free, that's right. All you got to do is pay $5 for shipping. Blue Chew, the very first sponsor we had.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
You could say that they erected us into being one of the bigger podcasts on earth. That's what you could say. Blue Chew, guys. Your dick game is trash. Al, I'm looking at you. Ladies, your man's dick game is trash. My wife, I'm looking at you. Get Blue Chew for somebody. Let's get back to the show.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
I think the perception, if I'm an insecure entertainer is, which I am, he's trying to weasel his way into, I'm trying to get with Vince's daughter.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
Just in case you've forgotten. Let me tell you just who the hell I am. I am the game. And I...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
All you guys. I've been waiting for Verdansk.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
For years.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
No, I mean, what were you going to say? I was going to, I want to come back to story, but there's a question that occurred to me that I have to ask. We always hear everything is wrestling. So you probably as a wrestler, look at everything differently.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses
And I don't, we don't have to put opinions out there, but in 2015, when you're seeing Trump come out there and generate heat, which would be the wrestling term, are you looking at that? And you're like, oh, this guy's going to win. Like, I can feel the heat. Yeah, I'm a big believer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I personally don't subscribe to that. I think it wasn't until, yeah, they came out with a couple of good movies. Now it's like, all right, we want those ones. I think it was a couple of good movies.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Oh, there's a racism section that we quickly, quickly clicked away from. American history sucks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah, but you guys let them do this fuck shit. Listen, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
You let them in the government doing all this fuck shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
That's why now they can only use white mice.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I was playing tennis with the number one 14-year-old in DR, and she's like a little darker-skinned Dominican, and they're like, hey, nega, nega, nega. Oh, yeah. That's her name. She beat your ass, didn't she?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
We're still saying reverse this shit, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah, that's a good point. I mean, isn't there a cure already? Yeah, how did we get there is what he said. Oh, how did we get there? I missed that part.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Shitty. I really was the weakest link out there. It humbled me quite a bit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
West Indian. All the disappointing Indians are meter maids or comics.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
This is $5 saved each one of these tickets. Oh, man. Even if you pay the shits off, eventually when you get too many, they just revoke shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
what do you mean that take your car no uh your registration like they'll revoke it if you get too many tickets yet but can i just tell them that how uber's so expensive yeah yeah what if i say that because they did that just to me once when i was doing that same girl match i used to do it back in the day i was like instead of a parking garage i'm like yeah i just get the 35 i thought about that this is so expensive this is how expensive i thought
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
That's why New York picked up on game and they're like, no, you keep getting too many tickets, we're going to have to punish you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
really no the new thing apparently is like they just put this giant like mat that like sticks to your window so you can't see out the windshield and they can only get it off with a special solvent well that was the idea with the go oh probably because there's groups of people you can call on now and they'll to get the boot i saw a guy drive the boot break the shit fuck up his own car got out of there dog it was unbelievable you kind of gotta you want to play a game the game is called guess what racy was
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
This is on point. I rent cars a lot because it's like traveling and I need it for the equipment and shit like that. You never get the car you paid for. And then they try to look for little scratches on it and shit and say, you did it. Like I've had so many times they try to say like, oh, you got in an accident or a side swipe or some bullshit. And I'm like, no, I didn't. Like, I know I didn't.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
So now it's like, whenever I rent a car, I'll just take pictures of it all around the car. So, and that has... Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Oh, shit. When was the last time you went? During Lent, he's repping his shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
When I was in law enforcement, they used to force us to do it, like every six months. Really? You feel good afterward, though, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I just used to do it for the fucking chocolate and a little time off from work.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
It was like Hustler's University for soccer months. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah, it sucks. Because I think if you call like CPS and you like lie, you can get charged with like fraud. And like, actually, it's a crime if you do some shit like that. It's almost like swatting. Right. That makes sense.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
They can't do anything about that. But imagine if he calls and be like, oh, I seen her pit the child and he lied about that shit. Then it's like he can get in trouble.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
See, that shit scares the fuck out of me because that kid turns into a school shooter. Truly. That's the one too.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Fifteen. Oh, you could talk to a 15 year old. Nah, I ain't talking to nobody. He had a rule. All right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
They go to floor radios.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Also, it's child labor.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Like this lady, she was giving them just like 10 bucks to be in the video. She was like, if you help with the video, you get $10. And she's coming home with fucking $100,000.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
In the transcript. Yeah. Can you fill me in on this story? I've been away.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
They might be the most confident people. Maybe they just don't give a... Are Scottish women known for having huge tits? Two for two. I know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Aggressed? I need to know the timeline. What's crazy, there was rumors of maybe Marvel bringing him back in. They waited.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Mistake number one. That's because the video came out. She had his phone. It's like, you know, she didn't take people's property. And what was the video of him running away from her?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Look that up. You hold on to that one. I miss the old days when it was just like, you hungry? Have a Snickers. You know, when you were angry or hangry, just eat something. Just blame it on I was hungry. Does he say that he was... Just blame it on I was hungry.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Your shoulder still hurts in the afterlife? How do I tell? Oh, yeah. They don't even have it anymore. Wow, you're an organ donor. No, no, no. You got to take that off. They took it off the New York license. Class D. What is that? You're not class D. Oh, that's just not there. Oh, shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
You could pull her up from any age.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
He was grooming in his brain. He just didn't know it yet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah, that wouldn't be good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I don't think it's a lie. Because if you're going to lie, just say I was molested by a woman. You're going to add the molested by a dude shit. But now you've got to forgive them. But then you've got to forgive them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
He's like, I got to kind of offset the gay look. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
This is one of the two. The likelihood you get molested by two different adults? Come on. Can I tell you?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I feel like... Free Jonathan Majors, though.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
They weren't like Haitian using that shit for voodoo and shit. No, they might have been.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Where are we going with this?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
It's never been good. Okay, now it's good. Now it's good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
She's a little re-re.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
That other one got a dumper on it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
For research purposes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
No sex, but you can admire them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
You can never listen to them when they speak. You're talking about women in general? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Which is wrong. So it would be like the same for her with me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Oh, see, look. There's another one. What? There's another... Look at him acting like he just found it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
No, no. I definitely went... I definitely went in my teeth.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I was trying to figure out if it's the same girl.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I'm not real. Oh, fuck. I'm not real. I'm an AI character and do not have downsides.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Oh, interesting. Yeah, even after this episode.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Like the fat white bitch from the previous seasons.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
And I miss her.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
She made the fucking show. Yeah, Jennifer Coolish.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
And telling them it was like medicine or something. Like, what's going to happen?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I agree with you. So my shorty, you know, she's from Spain. Every time when she hangs out with some American women, she's like, that is that. She's like, oh.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
The waspy, douchey older brother like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
First of all, I haven't been around one of those.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I don't need to go to Thailand at all. Nope. But you're not a meditative kumbaya motherfucker. But is that the only reason?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
But the fact that they have to give up their phone, you're like...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I just thought they were close. I thought this was shot in like multiple different resorts and they make it look like one.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Oh, really?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
The love interest of the little security guard guy. I'll get some passbooks. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get some passbooks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
But she's very symmetrical.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Oh, wow. She looks different. She looks a little different, yeah. Yeah, it's not as... No, this is... Is this Lisa? Damn. They really do all look alike.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
What you doing, Minnesota? Come on, Joey. That's her. Damn. Okay, this is better. Yeah. Yeah. This is better.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
And it was like on the screen when you said not now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I don't know. I just didn't put it together.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Her like when they asked her, did you vote for Trump?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
What's, like, what's going on here? I feel UMG listened to what everybody was saying online and just put it in legal terms. Yeah. They really just called out Drake for all the hypocrisy and just... So, the history of it, we all know. Drake assumed UMG. They came back and they're like, hey, you're just salty that you lost this rap battle.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
And we... Oh, actually, Drake is saying that they're putting him at his safety.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
drake ever spoken about his justification for this lawsuit no like nobody's asked him about it he i mean i'm sure people have asked him he's not he's a guy that has platforms that if he wants to use he can't yeah he's not talking about it publicly at all yeah and it's funny that he's doing the thing that they accuse him of doing the rapper who acts unbothered but then behind the scenes you're doing this shit yeah and it's very like it's very petty
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
They're quoting his lines and shit like that. Like, it's really funny the way they came back.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Drake's last album had a few slappers on it. It did. It had a few slappers. Give me a hug. That shit is crazy. Give me a hug. It's fire. Baby girl. That shit goes crazy in the club.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
They're smart, man. They're the best at politics. Make a claim that they're not going to do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah, he was criticizing Elon, not too much of Trump.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I'm not going to sell it yet because the resale value is tanking right now, but...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
It's somewhere in the... Vandalism.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Big penis they drew on my car scared the shit out of me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
yeah very we are talking about people at the end of the day yeah you're right this is what we do no no you're right this is what we do and it's just but i can still be bummed by it oh yeah i think it sucks i'm bummed by it like like this shit sucks i really fucking like the cybertruck and this is destroying my whole like just uh experience the car brings you yeah i hate it now think about this which that is kind of funny i do find that yeah we like that it's happening to you when it's happening to you it's sort of funny but here's the thing and we think of everybody i don't think it's
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Low key, it's corny, but I might do that shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I liked this shit before all this was going on. It's not fair. And there's a bumper sticker for that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Kind of funny.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah. I might actually do that. But it's corny. It's like, now I'm giving in to... Terrorism. Yeah. Literally terrorism.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
This fucking sucks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
And there's no dojo office where you can go to and complain to somebody.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
That's just fire. It just got back to two that were stranded up there.
Aware and Aggravated
34. WWLD- I Ran Away To Miami
Finally, our Nemo Boards shop also makes a good figure on mobile devices. And the illustrations on the boards are now much, much clearer, which is also important to us and what also makes our brand.
Aware and Aggravated
34. WWLD- I Ran Away To Miami
Endlich macht unser Nemo Boards Shop dadurch auch auf den Mobilgeräten eine gute Figur und die Illustrationen auf den Boards kommen jetzt viel, viel klarer rüber, was uns ja auch wichtig ist und was unsere Marke auch ausmacht.
Aware and Aggravated
34. WWLD- I Ran Away To Miami
Endlich macht unser Nemo Boards Shop dadurch auch auf den Mobilgeräten eine gute Figur. Und die Illustrationen auf den Boards kommen jetzt viel, viel klarer rüber, was uns ja auch wichtig ist und was unsere Marke auch ausmacht.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Wow, man. There was more people at that show than in the state of Nevada when it was admitted into the union in 1860.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I saw this in a video the other day. When Nevada became a state in 1860, they had just over 6,000 people. And I thought, that's crazy. There was more people in the audience.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I mean, I feel like everybody who's like 10 years older than me, I'm like, oh, they got it somewhat figured out. No, they don't.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
No, no, no, no. I was running up to run the cameras to get the back of everyone going because I have running second camera.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
And I didn't ever find a good time to show you guys. Oh, I love that. We literally got it the first day and I would pack it. Did I have that? Yeah, of course.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
USA v. Sean Combs
It's Robin Roberts here. Hey guys, it's George Stephanopoulos here. Hey everybody, it's Michael Strahan here. Wake up with Good Morning America.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
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Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
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To the movie event of the summer. You sure that's a dog? Yeah. Rough. This Friday, the summer starts with Stitch. Adorable little psychopath. Stitch is back, alright. Disney's Lilo and Stitch. Rated PG. Parental guidance suggested. Only in theaters Friday. Get tickets now.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
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Nicole Kidman returns for the Hulu original Nine Perfect Strangers Season 2. Read it.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
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Und wir sind zurück mit mehr deiner Fragen.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
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Good Morning America! Put the good in your morning. GMA 7A on ABC.
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The Trial: A Jury of One’s Peers
FX's Welcome to Wrexham. All new Thursdays at 9 on FX. Stream on Hulu.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
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This is the next phase in my therapeutic work.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
The Trial: A Jury of One’s Peers
Nicole Kidman returns for the Hulu original Nine Perfect Strangers Season 2.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
The Trial: A Jury of One’s Peers
This is safe. We take you back to a core trauma. Breathe in. Breathe out.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
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She is manipulating us. Breathe in. Breathe out. Why are you resisting?
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
The Trial: A Jury of One’s Peers
The all-new season of Nine Perfect Strangers is now streaming on Hulu and Hulu and Disney+. New episodes May 21st.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
The Trial: A Jury of One’s Peers
Yeah, the NBA playoffs are here. And it's about to be ridiculous. Unbelievable. Unfair. Damn right nasty. Straight up. Can't miss. Don't blink. Grab your popcorn and strap in cinnamon. This isn't about who's next. This is about who's now. This time is different. The NBA playoffs presented by Google.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
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Continue on ESPN and ABC. The cultural phenomenon The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is back with an all-new season now streaming on Hulu.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
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Where is everyone at? MomTalk has gotten to a really hostile point. Demi's willing to kick Jesse out of the group. I feel like I'm walking into a lion's den. It's going to get messy, for sure. MomTalk is turning on each other left and right. The police are here. I can't see this going any other way but a pure bloodbath. This is so toxic.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
The Trial: A Jury of One’s Peers
The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives now streaming on Hulu.
Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy
The Trial: A Jury of One’s Peers
The Emmy Award-winning series returns. Come on, Wrexham! With an all-new season. We're going into a really tough division. Birmingham, our absolute favorites, with the arrival of Tom Brady. It's a friendly competition. Oh! Well, not so friendly.
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Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: BONUS EP 3 - Andrea Dunlop in Conversation
You'll notice that about me. I don't lurk. I'm out there. I'm an action kind of girl.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: BONUS EP 3 - Andrea Dunlop in Conversation
You'll notice that about me. I don't lurk. I'm out there. I'm an action kind of girl.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: BONUS EP 3 - Andrea Dunlop in Conversation
You'll notice that about me. I don't lurk. I'm out there. I'm an action kind of girl.
Betrayal: Season 4
Betrayal Weekly: EP 27 - Abby
I said, well, I'm not a suspicious person. And he said, maybe you should be more suspicious. You should ask me questions. At this point, my heart dropped and I feel like I'm in a vomit. The betrayal felt so intentional and possibly like it was a long time coming.
Blocks w/ Neal Brennan
Larry Wilmore
He did ayahuasca and he said, This is the only genuine religious experience I've ever had.
Blocks w/ Neal Brennan
Larry Wilmore
Larry Wilmore, ladies and gentlemen. That's right. On the Box Podcast. Shake on it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: First Date Redate
He's an endocrinologist who found a way to stimulate insulin-producing cells using, wait for it, the saliva of a Gila monster.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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We even talked to some of the experts behind these breakthroughs. It's a week full of fact-packed stories you won't want to miss. So listen to the part-time genius countdown of the 25 greatest science ideas of the past 25 years. Starting Monday, March 3rd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: First Date Redate
He's an endocrinologist who found a way to stimulate insulin-producing cells using, wait for it, the saliva of a Gila monster.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: First Date Redate
We even talked to some of the experts behind these breakthroughs. It's a week full of fact-packed stories you won't want to miss. So listen to the part-time genius countdown of the 25 greatest science ideas of the past 25 years. Starting Monday, March 3rd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Cleared Hot
Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Yeah. It's a, um, and that's what, you know, and honestly, this was when Tim and I first talked about it, this is what I told him. I'm like, as your buddy, I don't think you should do it. And as an American, I hope you do. And I still feel that way. Cause I mean, I watched, I mean, his kids, um, you know, are the exact same age as my kids. And we spent a ton of time and just watching, um,
Cleared Hot
Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
you know, cause you can't isolate that away. And, you know, as your kids get older and I think a lot of, you know, folks that go that direction in, into politics, you know, they're usually a lot further kind of down the road. Like their kids are, most of the people I know that have done it, their kids are, they're like out of college.
Cleared Hot
Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
They're at a little bit different point in life when your kids are in grade school and they're being subject to like those. And it's, it's almost like inadvertent to a certain extent. You couldn't turn anything on without seeing that. And, and they handled it really well.
Cleared Hot
Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And, you know, but it was a, so to get his name recognition there, I mean, he had to travel all over Montana and shake hands and meet people and talk about what he was going to do and why he wanted to do it. And, you know, ultimately that's what, you know, that's what got him over the line.
Cleared Hot
Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Yeah, because every party wants to be like, how do you come back? And then you have to be... No, and how do you combat a million dollars a week? And then here's what happens is... With two million. Yeah, well, if you don't have any money, it's hard to do that, right? I'm just giving you advice should you have too many.
Cleared Hot
Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And then what you start to learn as you show a little tactical patience is that they only keep pressing into the areas where they're starting to get traction. The pain points. Exactly. And so the... the less life you breathe back into it, the quicker, you know, it, it goes away. So the angle they took was exactly what you said. And then they hadn't really attacked the business directly.
Cleared Hot
Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And then they came out with an ad. And, and again, you're not like talking about them finding real, like, like varsity level people in any of these industries. Right. So they found some dipshit guy and he came out. You probably remember anybody in Montana remembers that. And they basically were like, like, At my ranch, like I have cattle and I grow alfalfa.
Cleared Hot
Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Tim Sheehy's ranch and company sells pink hoodies and little coffee cups. And we were like, yeah, we do.
Cleared Hot
Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Correct. And they didn't hit on any of that. They didn't hit on the fact that like the business and the company that we had built and the ranch that we've built and was like- It wasn't even close comparison to, to this guy. Like I can't even think of a good example of this guy that they drug up, um, you know, to, to push their message.
Cleared Hot
Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Ultimately that message felt pretty flat because a lot of people are in Montana were like, Oh, so that means if I, you know, if I bought a business or start new in a business, um, I mean, The ranching and agriculture industry is one of the only industries I've seen where there's this huge amount of emphasis put on how many generations before you did it.
Cleared Hot
Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
a feeling of like then then your skill or your um you know uh legitimacy in the industry isn't as good as somebody else's they just think you watched Yellowstone and thought you're gonna be correct Jim Dutton or whatever that's right that's right yeah but like think about like if you're if you're a first generation doctor most people go like oh great job you're like the first person in your family nobody really asked what the doctor have you ever gone to a doctor be like sir
Cleared Hot
Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Well, think about the SEAL teams. How many times were you like, well, this guy, you're like 99% of the people that go into that don't come from generations of people who did it before, right?
Cleared Hot
Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, and we'll pay you like, okay, for the effort. You can maybe flirt with six digits if you're tax free. I remember I told somebody one time, I was like, yeah, but I had this bonus coming up and I could get it tax free. And I told them how much it was. And they were like, so you were willing to get shot for that low? And I was like, oh, I would have done it for free.
Cleared Hot
Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And people that were smart with how they, you know, invested in what they did with their money. There's people that came out and did. I mean, we absolutely, you know, were able to come out in a far better financial position than we were when we came in. It's a stable job.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Yes. Correct. Yeah. It's plenty coming in that you can actually, you know, in, in, yeah. And in, you know, the fact that you got to go do like those things with your buddies and they paid you as well as they did. Even if it was peacetime, right?
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A hundred percent. Look how many people now, I mean, there's people out there that pay to go just get like a look at that.
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I mean, I, I, I mean, I don't know why anybody would go to one of those. Yes, you do.
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Well, it's, you know, if you actually said to me though, if you said, all right, I don't know what these, what they cost. Right. But if you're like, all right. Thousands of dollars. Okay. So let's just say it's, it's $5,000, $18,000.
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I'm afraid if I see anybody that comes up on it too. Don't pull it up. I don't want to look because then it might skew my... I am going to say this.
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Uh, actually I was later than you and I got a bonus at the end of buds. What? Yes. Oh yeah. They had the, uh, it was, well, it was taxed, but pre-tax 40 grand. Biggest check I had ever cashed in my life at that point. You got a $40,000 bonus for making it through Bud's.
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Yes. You're a piece of shit. And so did everybody else from like, oh, I think they started that in like maybe like 04. I'm going to go ahead and need your Trident. Look up... Uh, Michael, if you don't mind, look up the sealed challenge contract and what year it started. I'm just curious.
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Oh yeah. Yeah. They had, cause if you came off the streets, you're not a real seal. Well, you know, you're not a real seal.
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40 grand. Well, think about this too. This is actually, I think the funniest part about it is nobody that made it through buds made it through because of the 40 grand. You don't know that. I'm pretty sure.
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Well, anyway, when they were trying to get more people through... You got it on graduation? You got it... I don't know. I can't remember if you got it. I think you got it at the NSQT.
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You did. And then when I showed it to my team, they quickly took it away from us. And then... For how long? Um... That is a good question. It was different for everybody based on how you did as a new guy. It could have been a few months. It was a couple months. However, we did have people at that command that were... I was laughing about this the other day.
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There was one person in particular that let every new guy know that you weren't a SEAL until you'd been there for six years. And he didn't want to see anybody wearing a trident. For six years? Six years having a trident. And he was... He... was dead serious. And he said, if I, if I see you in town telling people that you're a seal or wearing a trident around, I will murder you.
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He had some of the greatest quotes of possibly all time. That is a benchmark, though, that is really unachievable. He set us down on these bleachers because there were some new guys kind of helping some other new guys. And he proceeded to tell us just exactly what he thought of our level, how long it would take before he considered us worthy of even wearing it.
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And then he proceeded with one of the greatest quotes of all time. And he said, and I've actually reused this in other like contexts, but this was it in the context he told it. He said at the end of, after yelling at everybody, he said, you know what new guys instructing new guys is? That's like brothers fucking sisters.
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It feels real good when you're doing it, but all it does is make more retards.
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That is as good when you see somebody- And the way, I mean, it made you as a new guy, if one of your buddies was like, hey, how do I do this?
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Well, and under the real guise of just like really not wanting to look like a pussy in front of your friends.
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Like that is the driving factor of... See, and so, and we talked about this last time, but like when I got out of Buzz in SQT, I went right to SDV.
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I did, I did. Bastard. And what... What I learned after spending as much time in SDVs as I did was that you didn't have to actually implement a lot of hazing. If somebody needed a little course correction, you just keep putting them on dives.
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It is hazing. And that was the way that, you know, so, so other than a couple of things here and there, but they only actually, you know, other than one person's hit, that was his personal, you know, bar, but you know, they took him for a bit. And then as you were a new guy, if you were good and you were doing all this stuff you were supposed to, you got it back.
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Just do not let that particular individual see you walking around town for six years. And there was guys like that had been there, you know, because the platoons, they were long. They were about around two years per platoon. So you already felt- That's what it is at a regular team too. Is it? 18 month workup, six month deployment. Okay. So, and maybe it was-
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It felt long because we would do these, you would have your workup and then you would go into this, not exactly the same, but almost like a deployable status that was a year. So maybe it was closer to three years. Cause I remember all my buddies were back from their first deployments and we hadn't even like started deployments.
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Sure. I'm guessing. I mean, with all your jumping stuff, were you jumping those bundles? And see that to me, and I never did that, but I watched people do it. That to me was one of those things where you're just like,
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The first time I actually saw one of those, I was like, you're tying that to somebody? It's pretty cool. It is cool. I mean, I'm blown away by, honestly, the skill of being able to actually do that. It's less skill than you think. Yeah, but it's still like you've got to be confident in your ability under canopy, in the air. You can chop it away. I didn't know that.
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I like that you brought a single breath mint. Yeah, yeah. Just in case. Did you want one? I actually have more. I just didn't want to be digging in my pocket.
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So all the gear would go in there and one guy would jump out and fly it. Yeah. A good amount of, of team gear would get flown in by one person.
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Dude, that reminds me. We were doing this thing. It's one of those things that kind of sounds cool until you start doing it, but they had this guy come out to Hawaii and he was going to teach this free dive breath hold course.
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Well, this guy taught all the people. So he comes in, he's got this whole class, blah, blah, blah. And anybody that was into spearfishing, that kind of stuff, was like, oh, this is amazing. Everybody else was like... Are you kidding me? This is what we're doing for... It was either a week or two weeks.
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But they would drop this plate down on this rope and then you would go down the rope and they would put it at different feet. And so I remember I'm doing this one and we went down like... I can't remember if we... We went over 100 feet. Which is very, very deep. Very deep on a breath hold. Yes. And...
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and you know, you're supposed to like, basically you drop down once you get below, I think it's like 33 feet, you actually start descending.
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And so you're just like, you're kind of holding this rope and you're just trying to chill out. And, uh, But as you're going down, I mean, you can feel your lungs like just getting smaller and smaller. And I remember I'm just sitting there, I'm chilling out as best as you can. And I'm like, I should be there by now. Like, I'm going to take a little peek, you know?
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And they told you like, don't look, just wait till your hand hit it. And then I'm like, I'm going to take a little peek. It's been enough time. I take a peek and like, the only thing I see is the camera on this plate, probably 15, 20 feet still below me. And I'm at this point, like I'm ready to go, but I'm like, oh, the camera's looking right at me.
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Like, I mean, I looked at it, like, it wasn't like, who is that? Like it was a hundred percent. So I kicked down to this thing. By the time I get there, I've used every little bit of oxygen I have left. And I look up and I remember thinking to myself, the props on the dive safety boat looked very small.
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And I was like, oh, and I started kicking towards the top and you're not supposed to, you know, you don't want to burn a lot of oxygen. So you're supposed to, you know, just nice and steady. Well, I was not nice and steady. So not only did the camera catch me, look at it, swim down to it. Then it caught this like panicked swim to the surface. And the only reason I,
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that I swam down the rest of that way was because that camera was looking right at me and I knew that everybody was going to debrief at the end. And now once again, I was like, you know what? I'm getting down there. The debriefs were amazing.
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See, I was actually, uh, I didn't realize that you actually went out and held it until you got, I was, I thought that thing like went out.
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It's like a, it's like, um, like one of those, uh, I don't know what they're, but they're like those steel containers you can buy, but it's, it's probably a quarter, right?
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You would never live it down. And that was the main reason why you were like, Oh yeah. Yeah. That sounds great.
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Oh yeah. Yeah, definitely. Um, I couldn't think of them by name, but like there was guys in my boat crew that were shorter than me, but I was in the Smurf group the whole time. Of course.
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Oh, cause that's again, that's like a point of pride. Cause that is that and the, uh, whatever, what were they, what do they call the tall one? There was a name for that too. I can't remember what it was though. Maybe there wasn't. Cause they had their own boat.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Well, people don't realize, you know, that it's all height based as you go through buds and then you line up. So if you're, you know, five, 10 to six foot and you weigh, let's say average, like one 90, there's a lot of you. If you're on the short end or the tall end, as people in your boat crew quit, they recycle you with somebody else.
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So if you're in a boat crew with all the same height people, you don't really notice the difference. If you're the tallest guy in the Smurf crew or the tall guys, hell, it's very uncomfortable. But yeah, there was... I mean, there was definitely people that I've either met. I mean, there was a couple of people that were definitely shorter than me, for sure.
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You know, what's funny is you would think they just sent like a bunch of like small guys there, but there was... It would be better if they did. You would think that there was more room, but it didn't matter if there was four small guys in the back or three, you know, huge guys and one small guy or a mix. There was never more room.
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It always got... I mean, I've ridden back there with every size human and... It just, there's no room back there. Depending on, it depends what you're doing. Like if you're in warmer places, it's not terrible. When you're in cold places, it is, I mean.
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I don't think I've, I don't think I've told this story ever like public. I mean, people know the story, but like I saw a SEAL officer refuse to train for And not get in the SDV. Already had his bird. Already had his bird, had done deployments, was a troop commander and- 03? Yeah.
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Um, but this is just gives you a level of like what the SUV is like.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Yeah. And you should have been. Um, but yeah, so we would do these dives and by the time you get into your dry suit and your buddies are there and people are helping you get ready, you know, and then the, the deal is like, as soon as that, the, the SUV goes in the water. there's no screwing around. Like you are getting in, like everybody's, everybody's waiting on you basically. Right.
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Well, you mean as soon as the boat touches the water, the like standard is, is like boat has water. Everybody's standing by like dive suit checks are done and you're getting in that thing and you're going like, everybody wants to try to get this thing over with this.
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And so, um, this particular time, it was like, uh, a late afternoon. So it was not dark yet. And, um, the, the boat got launched. And then if you wait too long, it starts drifting out. Then you have to swim out to it. So you're swimming out to it. You've got this dry suit on, you got all your gear under it. You're sweating basically.
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And by the time you get to the SDV, then you're completely out of breath. And the expectation is like, you're immediately going to put a hook in your mouth and go into the SDV and then do some, you know, mental gymnastics to Michael, pull up a picture of an SDV.
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So, you know, if you look at the images, so the, there was, you know, there'd be two, there'd be people in the boat kind of getting it set up. And then the rest of the people would, the mission specialists would be making their way out there. So this particular day we're getting ready and, and, and this guy comes up to me and he's like, yeah, like I want to go. And I'm like,
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you want to go on this? He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I'm like, all right. And this was an SDV qualified guy. He's been through SDV school. Okay. And, uh, was he jocked up yet? No, we were no, no, no. We're still at, at the, uh, like the high bay. Okay. This is kind of midday and, and people knew the closer it got to launch time, the grumpier everybody got. And I, we should explain why.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Oh, you could enact like a, um, I would say like a, like a no worries, not even think about it would be somewhere around like four to six hours, six hours and above. You'd be like, Oh, but a four hour dive could quickly become a six, seven hour dive. And these were just, you know, this wasn't once in a while, this was pretty regular.
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Yeah. And then make the pool super cold and cram yourself into like a bathtub with a couple of your friends, turn off all the lights and sit there and don't talk, don't move. And for six.
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Like if you think about that, like that's like driving, you know, from.
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absolutely. And under what I was trying to, cause my, my wife has the kids, like they went on spring break today. And my one daughter yesterday was like, we're going to be in the car for seven. And I was like seven hours. Imagine that car flooded with icy cold water and you and your sisters crammed in the back in the dark. Don't tell me about seven hours, you know? And, uh,
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But everybody at STV is, is STV qualified. So they go through the course, they've all dove. Um, but there's different levels of in, in this particular training area that I remember the first time I did it. I mean, every alarm bell in your brain is like, this is bad. Get out of here. This is bad. And they're like, they shut the door and however you're in, you're in.
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And again, you're not gonna, uh, be the one that's like, I'm bailing out of this thing, right?
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I think I actually saw you in Vegas and I was just like, you know, you always, you have like, you always have like good sound advice. And I was just like, and we were just kind of talking about it, but number one, how's it feel? It feels great. Right. It feels great. Now, now that it's over. Fuck that part.
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Well, I've never seen, other than this one incident, I've never seen somebody else like bail out of it. Everybody gets to the point there where you just like fight that demon down. But when you come out, so everybody had dove in this thing. This was not like the first time ever.
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First time in this particular scenario, different gear, much more claustrophobic, much, when you're in dry suits, they're very floaty. So you have tons of weight. Like, I mean, I used to have, I can't remember exactly how much, but like, I mean, I would need, you know, 40, 50 pounds to,
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To keep your butt like just on the seat. So you're not floating in the back like a washing machine the whole time. And so, um, as we would get closer to these dives, you know, nobody's, nobody's coking and joking. People are, whoever's diving. And I, I was known to get like, I would get a little grumpy. So this guy comes up to me like maybe 30 minutes before we're about to leave.
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We've done all the briefs, we've done all the things. And, uh, he also made a comment and he was like, he said, well, who are you putting me in the boat with? And I'm like, Oh, I'm just going to put you with these guys. He's like, I don't want to watch a bunch of new guys. Like I want to go with, with like you and some other people. I'm like, all right, whatever. So I shift the thing around.
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And so about an hour, maybe a half hour before we leave, he comes up to me. He's like, what are you wearing under your dry suit? I'm like, what? He's like, what are you, what are you wearing under your dry suit? I'm like, like warmies. He's like, well, what do you think I should wear? I'm like, I don't know, man. Like, Like, I don't know.
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Yeah. And then I'm like, I'm like, I don't know. Like just whatever you think is appropriate for you.
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So like he hadn't done this dry suit stuff yet. So he'd only done regular wetsuits. Oh God, that's even worse. Well, the wetsuits, like you just throw it on. Right.
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There's no thought process, right? Like you just put a wetsuit on.
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Yeah. And then like, whatever, it's up to you. Like, you're like, am I going naked or am I wearing like, you know, like ranger panty? Like, like, what am I wearing? There's no thought with this. It's more of like, if you were going to go into a cold weather environment, you're like, I want my puff. I want a mid layer. I want a base layer.
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Like you need like the John Barclow nine layers of, of, uh, which is wild.
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Once you start getting cold, there's no, whatever you have is what you have. So we, but when you, the further you have to swim that you just, you're sweating and you're breathing. So, um, and I'll tell you, there's another really funny part of this whole story, but so we, so he's asking me all these questions and I'm, I'm just like, Hey man, I don't know.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Yes. Yes. And so a couple of things there. Number one, people, I don't think, realize how long these cycles actually are. You mean the election cycles? The election cycles. So keep in mind, this is just all my personal... I don't work for the campaign, didn't work for the campaign, and am not a paid spokesman for them.
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You just got to figure out like whatever it is that you need to, But like, and he was like, oh, okay. So then we get there, we get jocked up, we do our dive soups. They launched the boat. This guy's not ready. The boat starts drifting out. Everybody has to swim further.
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Correct. So we do all that. And, uh, we make, start making our swim out. Um, really good buddy of mine, uh, was our platoon chief and he's in there in the, with, with, uh, the other like pilot or whatever, and they're waiting for us and we get out there and he's already, you know, kind of giving me the, uh,
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and he's got a full face mask on, so he can't yell at me, but I can see his eyes and I know him well enough of like what he's saying, but like- More importantly, what he's feeling. Yes. And so me and the other guys that were in my platoon are out there and this guy who is in charge of our platoon gets out there and so he gets out there
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Now we're floating out to- I mean, he's basically, he's committed. We're committed. We're probably at this point, 150 yards from the launch point.
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It has begun. And- So everybody's kind of waiting and you're briefed just like on, you know, like in a bird or whatever, like where you're seated. Right. And there's more advantageous positions potentially, um, depending on, uh, you're basically sitting on each other's laps.
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And so like, if you and I were sitting in the back of this thing, if I was sitting on your lap, I'd be closer to the door, which doesn't really matter, but it does feel a little better. Or you'd be sitting on my lap and you'd be next to the door, right? And then there'd be people next to you as well.
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And so I'm like, all right, like he was because I was like, you're going to be in and then I'm basically in front of you and you earn your position the longer you're there. Right. So you get to be like, hey, I'm going to be the number one man in and I'm sitting here and I'm getting cozy. Then the next guy and the next and the next and everybody has a little spot that they like to be.
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And then there's a, there's a really, the last guy in is the least advantageous position because basically somebody pushes you in, shuts the door and however you are is how you are. So if your fin is stuck back like this, you can't move it. If your neck is cranked like that, that's how you are. And if you wiggle around back there.
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You piss everybody else off and you will get corrected at the end of this thing. Perfect. So you're just, as like a new guy, you're just sitting there and now you're breathing heavily. You're crammed into this thing. You're underwater and you know, that's going to be your next few hours. Right. And so we get out there and I'm like, I'm like, all right, man.
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and he's like uh i could tell he's a little nervous he's breathing hard he's like uh are you gonna go there's there's a couple different rigs that you can breathe on yeah and he asked me which one i'm gonna go on and i'm like this is what i'm doing he's like what do you think i should do like i don't know man it's a personal choice he's like well i'm gonna do this and he starts kind of explaining himself and i'm like all right whatever you and now my boss is like really like
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Let's go. And so he, he goes, I'm going to, I'm going to do this. I'm like, all right. So he goes in and he barely ducks in to the back. And as I'm like kind of getting my stuff together to get in to my position, he comes out of that thing and he is not feeling great. And he's like, Oh, Oh, keep in mind. He's the only one in there at this point. Oh, there's no room back there.
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I'm just going to talk about what was my experience as a friend, as a business partner, and that's about all I can do. So... Tim started that campaign about 18 months prior to the actual election. Why? Because he had no name. No, no, no. I mean, why did he want to do it? Oh, got it, got it, got it. That's a great question.
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I was having a hard, I can't breathe. And I'm like, what do you mean you can't breathe? He's like, there's no room, Matt. And I'm like, look, man. You're one of four fuckers getting stuck back there. He's like, you got to get back there. We got to get going. He's like, I'm going to switch breathing apparatuses. I'm like, okay.
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And he's like, so he kind of like is fishing around to find the one he's going to use. And he's like, I can't, I can't get it. I'm like, what do you mean you can't get it? He's like, I can't get it. It won't come off. So I reach in. These things are rubber banded. And I'm not joking. I pull this thing with the belt.
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It was properly put up. The new guys put it up well. I pulled with about three pounds of force and I popped this thing off and I'm like, he's like, oh, okay. So I'm like, all right, let's go. Now my boss is, and this is the other part. So Tim, she and I were in the same platoon at this point. Tim and this particular individual did not get along super well.
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Tim was an O. Okay. He was our AOIC of this platoon and he's on the beach and I can still see like, we're probably 200 yards out now. And these dry suits are like really tight around your neck. And, uh, if you've never seen Tim before, like he's like a blonde haired, like, and so he's, he had this, I could see his blonde hair and his face, everybody's face is super red.
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Cause you're basically just being choked. And I see him pacing up and down the beach. And I can just tell like what he's saying to our platoon. He's like, look at Greg out there screwing around. He's probably not getting in the boat, you know? And I know he's probably talking shit about me.
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And so I, I watching this and I'm looking at this guy and I'm like, all right, man, like we have got to get going. And even our new guys are like, what is going on? And I'm like, So the next time I, and I'd been there at this point for a couple. Is the boat on the surface kind of? Yeah, we're floating. It's full water, but it's floating.
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No, no, no, no. We haven't even dove away. So I had been there for a couple of years at this point. So I kind of like a new little tricks, you know what I mean? And so, uh, so the second time now I'm like ready, like I am standing by, I am ready. And he, I'm like, come on man, like you gotta go. So he gets in and, um,
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They don't love when you get like super detailed about how the thing's set up, but let's just say- He's just in.
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No, he's in, but let's just say there's like a bar, like a centerpiece that if you know where it is, you could use for leverage. So I get in right behind him and I put my foot on this bar and I'm pushing back against- To make sure he's seated well. To make sure he's seated in his position. And not getting out of his position.
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At this point, and I told the other guys, I was like, hey, as soon as I'm in... number three, four, five, whatever. Right.
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So they're ready and they know like, and so, uh, I can feel him behind me and I, and again, I've been doing this for a while and so I can feel him back like, and he's not a small guy and I can, and I started hearing this and I'm feeling this person behind me and, um, the door is not very large.
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If you actually think about it, and for all the attacks that they sent his way, at the end of the day, he didn't have to do it. He could have just taken his successes and not... done really anything at that point.
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So I'm pushing against him at this point. And, uh, you know, as a good teammate, helping them out so that we can get, get going in a, and all. And like I said, you don't move around back there. Like you sit in your misery and you don't like everybody else. You don't make it somebody else's misery. That is you learn that. So he's back there and he's
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And this guy is climbing over the top of me through a triangle about this big. And like, so I'm like, like, I can't get, I'm folded over and he is, he's coming out and he comes out. Still not underway. We have not even launched yet. The other guys hadn't even been in. We maybe had the next guy, but not all of us were in there. Yeah. We haven't even finished the loading stage.
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We haven't loaded yet. Yeah. And so I come out and I'm not real happy. And I'm like.
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Not the best. No marriage. And you've seen it before. Like when you watch somebody that's like truly panicked. Yeah.
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Oh, so he's like, you know, doing one of these breathing super hard. And I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? And he's like, I couldn't breathe down there. And he's like doing one of these numbers. And then finally he just kind of like locks on. And I'm like, look, man. And this guy's like, he's not a new guy. I'm like, look.
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This is the absolute worst thing you will ever do in your, Oh, I'm sorry. Let me back with track one second. I look back to the shore and there she, he standing with like this power stance. And, uh, and I see that red face and his blonde hair and, um, and he'd done some stuff, you know, to Tim that wasn't super cool. And Tim was my boy. So I'm like, I have two options right now.
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I can extend the like, Hey bro, it's going to be all right. Or I could like push this guy off the cliff. Right.
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Immediately. So I'm like, look, man, this is the worst thing you are ever going to do in your entire career. And I'm like, you either need to get in the boat or swim your ass back to the beach. And he's kind of looking at me and he's like, yeah, I might need a day iteration. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, you do. You need a day. No, keep in mind, it is not dark out. And I'm like, yeah, you do.
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Correct. And he didn't, there was no, um, he did not have to go back into service. Right. And, and I'll say like, honestly, like Tim is like a very like service driven person. Um, you know, I think from obviously like a young age, he went into the military at 18. It's something that's been important to him. He actually is somebody that's extremely, um, you know, community driven.
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You need a day iteration. And he goes, yeah, yeah. Now my boss has ripped his mask off. He's like, what is going on? And I'm like... He needs a day iteration. I'm like, he's like, oh, what? And I'm like, he's got to go back to the beach. And my boss was like, whatever, we just got to get going. So we all get gear back up. We jump in, we take off.
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Now everybody is standing there. not sure what is going on. And, uh, as he comes back, there's a particularly like, uh, obnoxious, he was like, probably like he was either like, I think he was an eight, but he was like a trade at guy. He's like, what's going on? You guys like, Oh, you know, you like. What, you got like an equipment problem? He's like, no, no. He's like, what's the problem then?
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What are you doing? And he's like, I need a day iteration. He's like, a what? He's like, a day iteration. He's like, a what? Then all of a sudden this guy's like, senior chief, stand down. And like the guy's like, what is going on right now? This guy gets out of the water, takes all his stuff off, jumps in his car and just leaves. By the time I... complete this dive, get on shore.
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Hours and hours later and pull my cell phone out. Like this shit has gone viral. I have, I bet I had 50 plus texts from Hawaii, from where we were, from every single person. Like what was, I mean, people were pissed. Like super, I mean. Yeah. The CEO. Let's be honest, he quit. He quit. The CEO of the team had texted me and was like- Which is traditionally not awesome. No.
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And he was like, you need to call me. And I was like- And then all my buddies who like didn't like this guy were like, you know, just like, oh, you know, and guys were like, you know, and so by the time I get out and then, uh, I was like the only one who really like witnessed it or whatever.
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It was a very pleasant ride to be honest. And it was as spacious as it gets, but that, uh, was like a fair reminder of just how bad that command, how challenging it was. What happened to that guy? Well, let's just say this. He was not our troop commander any longer. It wasn't great. Let's just say that. He did have to talk to the group, which wasn't great.
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And then meaning like the group of you guys, everybody, um, he, he got some feedback from, from everybody. And then he, he left the command not too long after that, from what I recall. And I'm not sure what he did after that.
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Probably, probably. But that was like one of those times where I'd seen new guys, like everybody else wanted to do exactly what he did.
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No, no. When you are putting a dry suit on and a diaper, you don't see that in the SEAL movies.
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Yeah, it was... It was, I mean, it was honestly like looking back now, like it was a crazy, I haven't told that story in a long time. And I was not a great person to, cause everybody, you know, it just kind of like became funny then, you know? So everybody's like, yo, tell me what happened, you know?
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And I would say that's, you know, from a country, from the state, from military, from all the people he's hired, et cetera. You know, honestly, I think the, I think the bench in Montana at the time was fairly weak. They'd already ran people against Tester. They did not do very well. And honestly, they needed somebody that had what Tim brought to the table. And I think they came to him with...
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And, and like my boss and stuff, like, you know, in the front, he was like, yeah, I just thought Greg was in there like screwing around. And then, you know, it was just one of those things where, but yeah. it was a stark reminder of just how miserable that was.
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And when you'd been doing it for a while, it lost a little bit of the, you know, just like that, like you just were just like, whatever, this is what I'm doing. You're in there, you're breathing, you're just going through your little, you know, yoga breathing, just trying to calm down and then just go into your- Pain cave. Yeah. But it was, yeah.
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Did it ever warm your heart watching people suffer more than you? A hundred percent. There was another guy, and this is not nearly as long of a story, not as funny, but you know, there's just certain people in your platoon that like, it's more funny when they, so this was that guy. And, uh, he was talking all this shit about how he, it was supposed to be like a two hour dive home.
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He's like, I'm not wearing any warmies. Like I'm just throwing this shit on. Like, I can't wait to get home and play video games or whatever. And he was sitting behind me and we were all like giving him shit. We're like, yo, like, and he was one of those guys you like, you couldn't talk any sense into.
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And we had the worst, one of the, like, he is a good dude, but like, he's just not as talented as an SDV pilot as some of the other guys, lot slower typically. And he managed somehow to get lost and, And that dive took way longer than anticipated.
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And this guy behind me, it went from him like, like, like he kind of writhing around to like these audible episodes that would last like 10 to 15 seconds of him going, and I'm laughing so hard.
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I am laughing. I'm like worried I'm going to get an AGE because I'm laughing so hard. Which is an air gas embolism.
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Usually caused from holding your breath. And so I'm laughing and I'm waiting now. It entertained me the whole ride home. And you like reach around and squeeze people to make sure like everybody's okay. And so I was like jokingly, I would squeeze him and he would squeeze him back and then I would just wait.
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And then he would go into these, by the time we got back, he couldn't physically get out of the boat.
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he was he went from jackhammering to like no jackhammering to these which is actually dangerous it's when they stop jackhammering Then he would go to these like episodes of just full body convulsions with audible release.
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And I'm laughing because I know the guy and it was one of those people that his suffering brought a lot more joy, but he couldn't, he had to get physically carried out of the vessel and put in the van at the end of it.
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No, and they've never done any that I'm aware of. You know, nobody's ever done. They have, you know. Yeah, that might be intentional, Greg. Probably.
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Maybe we don't. We just. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, it was just like one of the, and they never, right with diving stuff, they're just like, well, I don't know what happens. You're like.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
I've not heard that, but I will say this. One of the other joys of that command is you would get to go to NDNU, I believe it's called, the Naval Experimental Dive Unit. I've heard of this. And you would go and test some different theories that they had and or equipment.
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They had a pool there that they would... They could change like... They basically could make the... They could like simulate different depths and temperatures and... And then they would put you in there to try different things for certain durations. And so not only did you get to do this for real, you got to go to the training center at times. Fuck. Yeah.
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And figure out like, oh, you know, these steps at these temperatures with this gear, you can be there this long before like you can't function anymore.
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you know, kind of with, with this ask, I will say this, I highly doubt they gave him the full read in.
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I just saw a, uh, you know, like a ad or something for that. And I saw the little guy in the boat. I was like, Oh, I wonder what that is. Yeah.
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So I can't get into too much detail. I'm going to figure out a way to talk about it. Just tell us the secrets. Tell us the secrets of the depths, Greg. So, yes, there's people that go down for a long duration. And then part of it is when they come back up.
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Correct. And then, you know, some of them go down. they come up to the surface and then they'll go almost into like a recompression chamber for a long time to like run the table. Or, um, they're basically brought up in a way that, uh, that does that, but it can be, I'm talking like, this isn't like a couple hours.
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Yeah. Or- Um, from what I understand about it, the, the bell can be brought up in a particular way that that's happening. Yeah. So, um, but that saturation thing is for real. And fuck that. You want to know another thing about it? Yes. Which would be not good for me. I know, uh, I talked to some people that had, had done that.
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And most of them were like an inch or two shorter after because of the pressure on them.
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Well, I got to watch it too, right? And so what you ultimately watched happen was a, you know, a systematic attack at very high levels with tons of funding. This number may not be 100% accurate, but like what I was told at one point, it was a million dollars a week in negative campaign ads directed at making Tim look like a terrible person.
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No, no. And they would have liked it to have been, you know what I mean? But like, so just think about what that's doing to you physically.
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Most of them are pretty cooked on it. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Um, and you know, they, they probably very, now there's a lot of divers that come out of, you know, we had different like support units and there's some different diving groups out there, um, that, that we worked with. And, um, Those guys are probably a lot better suited for it just from there. I mean, that's what they like to do.
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No, no. And they could do that stuff. And even, I mean, you know how it is. Like we had these guys come out one time and we were getting these particular rigs we were using ready. And guys, we were just throwing them in the back of a pickup truck. They come in these cases.
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We hadn't seen the cases for a bit. And we were like, one guy was throwing them to a guy in a truck and the truck guy was stacking them in the back like wood. And this guy, this diver comes up to us and he's like,
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Getting thrown in the trash. Yeah. And... We're like, no, those are going for the dive today. He's like, I'll stop. I'll stop. He's like, what? And he's like, where are the cases for these? We're like, cases? What are you talking about? He's like, the cases, the cases that they came in. No, those were just the shipping cases. We're like, oh, we don't. And he's like, I'll stop. I'll stop.
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I don't think we dove for a couple of days while he went through like proper maintenance, storage, loading, handling. And these things were... There was basically... a battery in this thing that controlled the amount of oxygen that was in the system. And there was a couple of these batteries, but if you had a malfunction, it could just be the battery.
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And then it, you were, your whole life support system was all basically ran on that battery. It'd be like, if you had a, like a Cypress that you weren't allowed to pull and you're like, that Cypress is the only thing controlling the parachute going off. So when guys were throwing those things around... Probably not good for the battery.
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But like those guys who taught us then, you know, the proper care of that equipment, like those guys could go do that stuff all day long. Most of the, you know, the SEAL team guys just wanted to ride into where they were going, get out and then go do SEAL stuff. And then- Come back out. Suffer on the way back home.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Nobody, I don't know one single person that went into any sort of, you know, dive based, really anything. Wow.
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Yes. Or, or in your mail or on your, your YouTube or on the TV, like you couldn't go anywhere.
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Yeah. Him and I, uh, I think we started working together in 2013.
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So he started bridge aerospace when he got out of the Navy. What was it called? It's called bridge aerospace.
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how cute up in bozeman right there that's right that's right so tim had been a pilot as a kid and then um and he's a he's a super accomplished pilot like he can he flies all those planes um and and so he started that company and what was it for though basically isr think of isr for firefighting
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And then they basically, as they grew the company, they started getting these planes. And I'm not a pilot, so my plane terminology is not perfect, but it's a scooper. So essentially, it's like a seaplane, and it comes in and lands on the water, and it fills these massive tanks. And then they take off, dump water. And they fly them...
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basically with a with a buddy so you're running two dropping two reloading so instead of your traditional fire like aerial firefighting where you have to land refill with like flyer retardant and that kind of stuff it takes a tremendous amount of time where these things can just you know continuously put water on those fires and and and they do it all over the place but i mean
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They are. They were staged up here last summer. Um, so he started that company, ran that company, was a pilot, was the CEO. Um, and then when he, you know, officially committed to, um, running for office, then he basically had to step down, um, and out of the company. Uh, obviously there's, you know, contracts and things like that.
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So he is not involved in that company, but he started that company, ran that company and was, you know, an active pilot and flew all those planes.
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Um, I never met the guy. Yeah. You should have him on. He's super interesting.
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Uh, but no, he, um, you know, I don't know. That's a, you'd have to ask him that honestly. I mean, I think he, I worry about politics.
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There was little kids running around the playground at my kid's school, and they were like, you're a Shady Sheehy. No, you're a Shady Sheehy. Now, what's really funny, and Tim brought this point up the other day, was if they had spent a million dollars a week talking about what a great guy Jon Tester was versus what a piece of shit Tim Sheehy supposedly is, they probably would have won.
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Yeah. And I, I mean, again, right? Like you look at the system, you look at how it is right now and you look at where we have kind of ended up.
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Yeah, I mean, I would say, and again, not being somebody that's in it myself, but it's no different when you show up to your platoon, you're a brand new guy, right? And you're like, I'm going to do this and this.
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Well, it takes some time before you actually get... So you have to be committed to... You've got to be obviously committed to what it takes to get into a position where you actually are able to influence some of those decision-making.
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I don't... Yeah, it's... You know, and I think... And I think that's one of those things that I'm with you. I mean, you watch it happen and you wonder, is that just kind of the natural course that happens when you get in? Or are people that are more predisposed to that? I don't know. I think we're seeing more people... now that are getting back?
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Because at the end of the day, it is supposed to be a service position, right? Not supposed to be an occupation. No, and not supposed to be a way that you come out with this extreme amount of personal wealth at the end. It's supposed to be service back is the design of the system. And at some point, I believe that that has been lost. And
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No, I mean, he has definitely talked about his like term limits and things and, and kind of getting away from this career politician. But, but I don't know exactly what, you know, I think it's one of those things where you do it for the, you know, kind of the period that you're in.
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That wouldn't surprise me. Which is fucking insane. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you see it. Obviously, there has to be some changes. And I think you're seeing now people are kind of waking up to the fact that the system is not functioning as it was intended to. And unfortunately, you need good people to come in there and make those changes. And you want to be encouraging good people
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Yeah. And you watch good people that are in, you're like, wow, like that's, um, Yeah, it's a – I think it's going to be a really interesting – you know, and I will say this.
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I've had some time now, like where I've met, you know, some other people from different places that have, and I did a thing with, um, where with Tim a couple of weeks ago and like, I actually left there like really, I, I left there actually feeling far more positive. There is in DC. Yeah. Then I was expecting just because, um, you realize though, when you actually get
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you know, kind of some one-on-one stuff and it's not campaign based, that there are some really good people that are really trying to make a positive difference that are, that are, and, and, you know, and you see kind of what that looks like and almost normalizes it to a, but you watch, they're just trying to get some deals done. They're trying to get things across the table.
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And you're looking at a group of people that do care about the direction of this country. And I think we did get to a critical point where if we continued to go in the direction we were, where it's almost unrecoverable.
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And, you know, again, I go back to the advice I, you know, or not advice, but just my comment to him was like, you know, as an American, I'm really glad that, that you're doing this and somebody of like kind of the, the moral, you know, fortitude and, and,
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And it's, it's definitely one of those things where you, I think people get into it, like you said, like where they're, they're looking at this positive impact and all this stuff. And then it's probably like a lot of things where you get in there for a while and it starts to just kind of wear you down. Yeah. But it'll be interesting. I mean, it's hard.
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You should have them on because it's hard to, and to be honest, like, you know, like when we hang out and stuff, we, we typically aren't spending a ton of time.
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And, you know, it goes both ways, right? And what I will say is, and I think that this is also part of why it happens the way that it does is, It is to deter good people from going down that road in the future. And it allows, you know, the, it allows quote unquote them to continue to maintain power in certain ways, because then they dictate the people they're putting forward.
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Exactly. And, and, you know, and, and I'm gonna be like, Oh, how was your week or whatever? And, you know, but rarely am I like, what's the longterm? You know what I mean?
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Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, you should have him on and hit him with all of these.
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He was already into aviation. He was. Okay. Yep. And probably the area that he was, is in still, you know, most passionate about. And, and again, it's, it's one of those things where you, you can't really attack somebody's accomplishments in that space where you go,
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that is how those get funded. Right. And he could go through the whole thing on, on, and I never worked for that company. I was, uh, around it and have like a good idea.
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Yep. And those planes, I mean, they fight fire. Uh, it's a, it's not just a Montana thing. They fight fire Montana, but they fight fire all over the country.
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But like they just flew down to Oklahoma. There's fires there.
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And people are seeing now, I mean, these firefighters or these forest fires are, they're getting to the point where you look at what happened in Hawaii, look at what happened in California. Something has to change with that system full. I mean, it's crazy. And I don't know what you changed though.
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Then you could change how, and again, I'm talking about this from a, like, I'm not an expert in any of this at all. Um, I think you can change how you attack those fires, like right off the bat where you get these things going, you have the, uh, the fence, you know, kind of in place. And even these scoopers are like a completely different style of fighting them.
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Yeah, and that was crazy. I mean, I think it is just kind of... People are... Just realizing the level that those things can get to of destruction.
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No, no. At all. I don't know what that solution is, but they've tried to implement new techniques. And, you know, like you were saying, it's a mix of, you know, ISR planes that can provide real-time information to people on the ground. It's active dropping. And, you know, if you think about it, it's very similar to the military aerial, you know, construct. Yeah.
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um it's a natural way that stuff goes anyway yeah yeah and these planes are i mean they're really interesting and you know these guys that fight those fires are i mean they're they're they're brave guys and they're it's i flew one i've never flown a plane before um but i was we were at one of their like simulators one time and all those guys were like yeah this will be funny like greg you should get up here and fly this thing so i'm like all right i'm just in the sim and
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I'm here to tell you, you don't want me flying that thing because, I mean- And then you, you know, so you'll love this. So I was coming in to try to do one of these like water things and they're like sitting there kind of like coach me through it. Right. Slash laughing at you. Well, they're laughing at me. The thing's bouncing all around. They're like turning it. So in, uh,
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And I don't get seasick. I can't remember a time that I've gotten motion sick. I was ready to puke on this thing. Really? Oh, because the way you're sitting and you're seeing the horizon. And a lot of that, obviously, is how you're flying it. But I'm coming in to do my little landing. And... I just, I didn't feel like I was, I didn't like where I was at.
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And if you're putting those people forward, then you ultimately have some sort of level of control over that situation, that person. And it's a scare tactic. it's not just that like, we'll go after your policies. We'll go after your stances. We will go after your family. We will go after your businesses. We will go after your kids. We, there is no, uh, area of that is off limits. And, you know,
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So I just reached out and I pull that, because I'd watch guys, you know, do like touching goes. And I was like, oh, this is what must be. So I just pull up and pull the throttle and they're like, whoa, like, what are you doing? And I'm like, oh, I wasn't ready. And they're like, what was that maneuver? I'm like, touch and go. I don't know. Have you not seen Top Gun?
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You just pull up and you give it the gas. But it gave me a whole new appreciation. Yeah. Because when you're flying over those fires, and again, I've never done it for real, but like there's tons of turbulence.
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No, it's, I mean, in the amount of hours it takes, you know, in the different ratings and things that those guys have to get. It's pretty unbelievable. It is unbelievable. And then again, like that was something, I mean, Tim was...
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pilot on that thing he was a nav on that and you know the he's not a guy that's like standing by and going hey you guys should go do this i mean he's doing all that stuff um and it's it's a really interesting i mean it's an interesting space it's definitely like an emerging um area up here too it is
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Yeah. It's not once those planes leave, they, you know, again, they might not come back if they're in Oklahoma and then they go somewhere else. And it's just kind of following now. And you're saying, I mean, there was a fire in Long Island the other day. Did you see that in the news? There was like a wildfire in Long Island. And it was like, not like crazy, crazy, but yeah, it's a cool company.
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And again, that was like one of those things that they tried to just- They came at him hard on that one.
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And that again was like, you know, if you have a company that is in the government space, you're reliant on government contracts. That's the business. Right.
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Yeah, we had just kind of gotten started. We've come quite a bit further down the road at this point. But yeah, we started, really started it full on in 2020. There was some prep going into that. And...
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If you're somebody that is at a point in your life where your businesses and your finances, et cetera, are totally sound, okay, maybe they can't affect it that bad. No, they just make shit up then. But they do. But if you're in a point where you're building businesses, you're growing businesses, you're growing a family, you're growing a life, right?
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Through that process, you know, honestly, the COVID thing was, was the first time we really thought about doing this, this full vertically integrated local supply chain and, and looking at, and to be honest, like looking back now, like if we had known all the different things that it takes to get there, um, I can't say that we would a hundred percent made that decision. decision again.
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However, I'm glad that we did. And we've worked like really hard to, to build this vertically integrated system. And in the cattle industry, it's a very phase line business where, you know, I would be one portion of it. You would buy, you know, those cattle for me, you would grow them to another phase. Michael would buy them and he'd take them to another phase. He would sell them to somebody else.
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And you don't actually see a lot of feedback on how those cattle perform after your phase. So I would explain it as like, you know, it'd be like if you made wine or beer or something and you just had one portion of that, but you never saw the end result or tried that product. How do you know how your operational decisions and things are?
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It is. In Montana... You see a lot of cows in Montana, and traditionally those cows produce calves that then get bought and go into the Midwest, and they continue to grow and get finished in the Midwest, and then they'll go into kind of large national programs. I think it's 2% of the cattle that start in Montana get consumed in Montana.
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That may not be perfect, but that's the stat that I've heard. The rest of that, Montana basically is the factory for producing calves that then go into beef production as a system. And they traditionally go into the Midwest, get grown, get finished, processed, distributed.
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Yeah. Like you'll see them basically from, you know, you'll start seeing them, you know, call it February 1st through, you know, early summer. And what that is, is you have cows that are the factory and that would be the cow calf component or kind of the first step in that process. And then those cows every year produce that calf.
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The females basically come kind of like back around into replacing numbers, getting sold as bred cows for operations that are growing. And the males typically go into kind of the beef production pipeline. With that being said, what we ended up doing then was keeping all of those phases, keeping those cattle in our own system and taking them through that whole thing.
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And you have that level of attack coming at you, it's really... I mean, I think, honestly, it's a warning and it's a scare tactic to other good potential candidates to you come into the space, this is what's going to happen to you as well.
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So that gives you basically quality assurance from start to finish. We literally start with the genetic selection process. That is going to basically do two things. It gives those cattle the, you know, they got to have the genetic capacity and the nutrition to get to a point of performance that we're like shooting for in our beef program.
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But that's a, you know, that's a 20 on average, it's about a 24 month process. From flash to bang. Yes, correct. So if you think about it, even just from a business capital perspective, you basically put, let's just say a dollar in when that calf hits the ground and you don't see it come back to you for, and usually it's not even just turning for months because then you got to sell that beef.
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So it's probably another like 30 to 45 days. So the capital that it takes to take those cattle all the way through that system is why it's segmented traditionally like it is.
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And it's not a bad system by any means. The system works very well. The thing that you don't get then with that system, though, is the ability to trace those animals all the way through that entire process. And so what we ultimately wanted to do and what we saw kind of with the beginning of COVID, especially when people couldn't get beef at the grocery store, was our actual first
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plan was, how do you put Montana beef back into Montana communities? And that started us down that road. And we basically have gone from filling two or three in a horse stock trailer, to filling a stock trailer, to a stock trailer draft, to now we're killing full semi-loads on a very regular basis.
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So we basically have a rateable supply chain of 12 months, where every single month you have the right number of cattle being finished at the right time.
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And so for us, we do a grass-fed grain finish program. And so we were partnered in a feed yard in Billings. And so those cattle go into there, get finished on grain, and then we're processing those and then we're doing all the distribution. So we work with a bunch of restaurants locally. And then we also have an online presence now that people can just go on and order.
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We actually just finished up doing a deal with Black Rifle with... They've got a bunch of like partner folks at their subscription.
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So we're working with them now. So if you're a black rifle coffee club subscriber, you can find a little bell cattle company on there. There's a discount code specifically for those guys that are subscribers and they can go on an order and catch discount and get a hundred percent Montana beef.
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It's cool. It's the Little Belts. That's where our name came from.
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They don't really harass our cows, but we do have elk. Do they need to be shot? You know, we actually have some, we're getting some like some better bulls. But yeah, they do. One of the kids that works for us shot a really nice bull this year.
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Win or lose. And then when you think about it, I mean, as... I was actually surprised how some of those, you know, the campaigns, the commercials, the flyers. I had people say to me at different places in Montana, you know, well, I saw that on TV, so it has to be true. And I'm like, you realize that those are paid advertisements? And they were like, well, it's on TV. And these are adults.
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I thought the 920 was that you, it's archery only, but you got any district and then the rifle one you had to-
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Got it. And to be honest, with the amount of beef carcasses that I deal with at this point, I have not been hunting nearly as much as I used to. We always get veggies. And that was a funny one. We can talk about that, too. You know, we, you know, they, they were hitting us on all this like public access stuff, which was just completely false. Like couldn't be more false. We.
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One of the best things about being a resident of Montana is the access to public ground that you can, that is like, it is yours to recreate on, right? And there is, and there's, now I will say this, the way that is set up, there is access points to a lot of that ground, but there is stuff that is blocked. Not accidentally. No, no.
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And it obviously like, there's some things there where it definitely adds to the value of that ground. And, but the, this, I don't know the spirit of it, but A lot of that ground does have access points. Some of it doesn't. But the intent was that there was public access points that people could go to access that public ground.
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We use that access point because we have cattle leases that allow us to graze up there for certain periods of time. So we use that just as much as anybody else.
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No, we're actually pretty good about, it takes some time sometimes to find them, but- The problem cows? Yes. And it's a lot of ground to cover and it's- Sounds like a lot of time on horseback. It is a lot of time on horseback. And typically we do, I mean, we always get them all back. It's just a matter of if they all come.
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Once you actually get them kind of going, they typically will start coming in together and you don't have, but you might have a group that doesn't see the rest of them and- And then you got to count them in, just like inventories in the military. You kind of know like, hey, we're down this many. And then you got to go find them.
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And what can be really funny is when somebody's like, yeah, we're down five. And then in actuality, you're not. And you're out there actually looking for stuff that doesn't exist. But that's a different story.
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Yeah. But this road like goes right across the ranch. And, and what they were saying was, and what they were trying to portray was that we were blocking access would mean we barricaded that road off and not disallowed people to go to that public area.
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We have never once in any capacity blocked any amount of... You couldn't make an argument. We use that just as much as anybody else. What we don't allow is for people to openly cross private property to access public ground outside of that access point. So we had a guy, he calls, he... I want to say he was from MSNBC, but I don't know if I'd put... I can't be for sure.
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I could look it up in my phone. I just, I don't feel like a traditional media source.
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Traditional big media source. Guy calls me up. He's like, Hey, um, I'm, I was hired to write an article about how, um, you and Tim, she basically run a fake ranch and that you block public access to the, to the public. And I'm like, first question out of my mouth. I'm like, You're paid to write this or you're a journalist writing a story? Well, I'm a journalist writing a story.
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Well then how are you paid to write this? That just sounds like you'll get paid for the story when he submits it. But he had somebody say, this is the story we want you to write. Oh, for sure. So we go through the whole thing. I explained to him what I just explained. And I said, listen, you could look at stuff that we've been putting out since 2020 on the ranch.
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You're actually more than welcome to come out at any time. However, you've got to stay for three days. You've got to run my schedule and you've got to be out with our crew forever. For 72 hours. If you can't make it 72 hours, the title of the article has to be, I couldn't make it on a fake ranch for 72 hours.
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He was like, I don't think that's necessary. I'm like, it's an open invite. You can see. And his chances of doing that were quite slim, would be my guess. So we go through the whole thing.
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I'm like, look, we've never bought, so we have this like pretty good constructive conversation that ultimately ended with, I'm like, look, if you had a house, there was a lake behind your house with a beach and a mile down the road, there was a parking area that people could park at, access the lake, sit on the beach and have a great time.
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Would you let them walk through your house to get to the beach? And he's like, well, no. Like, okay, then you can't have a problem with, there's public access that allows you to get to that. If there has been cases in Montana where people block that for sure. And I'm a hundred percent with everybody against that.
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I'm telling you right now, there has not been any single incident ever that we've ever blocked public access. Do we allow everybody to come walking across the ranch?
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And keep in mind, like part of my job also, like we've got a lot of livestock, we have a team of people and in their safety and security is something that I have to take into consideration. Of course. Where, you know, we have people that come across, they leave, you know, whether they leave gates open, they don't know where we are, they don't know where our animals are.
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It just becomes a safety issue. And there's different programs out there that private property can participate in. And, you know, I know some places that are in those programs and some places that aren't. For us, it did not, because we're running a full working ranch, it didn't make sense for what we were doing. And they were trying to beat us up on that.
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And that was like a big one that they were really trying to, I mean, again, in those ads, complete false information about, you know, the, the, the number of acres that, uh, that, that, you know, is owned the access points. I mean, you could look this stuff up. You can go into Onyx and click and find it. You could, it would take you 30 seconds to find the actual information.
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And instead they're just putting out false information to paint a narrative that isn't true. And they really did. They tried, uh, very hard to very, very much negatively affect our business. And to be honest, we just stayed the course and did what we've been doing and just stuck to trying to produce the best cattle and the best beef we can. Here we are though. We hire a lot of veterans.
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We hire rural people in Montana. We're putting beef back into our communities and, and not just into, you know, restaurants and our online thing. Like we do a bunch of school districts and the way we're able to do that is because we also sell into high end restaurants and that helps offset the cost of putting a hundred percent Montana beef back into, and that's something we're super proud of.
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And we were doing that not so I could sit here and tell you about it. It never came up on, on Tim never mentioned it. You know, I, I'm just saying that in that when we think about putting it back into the community, that's on a much broader scale than just, you know, hitting different, you know, kind of business points.
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Um, it's something I'm super proud of that we're putting the same quality that's going to some top restaurants, top places. And that's what, you know, the, the places that we're supplying beef to, that's what those kids are getting as well. And it's been super interesting. We've
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It's one of those things where if you haven't thought about a lot, but when you need like a specific number of cattle that, you know, almost weigh the exact same at this specific amount of time, month over month, because what you can't have and what a lot of people run into when they try to go down this road is they'll have, you know, a certain amount of supply in the freezer, customers start buying, they run out and then they can't restock for, you know, and then all of a sudden those customers go somewhere else.
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Yeah. That's not an overnight solution. No, no. And it's never been easier now to access like local beef, you know, and I call it local, but like wherever you live and what we ultimately built and, and still, you know, are, are, you know, doing and growing is we want people to be able to know exactly who and where that food is coming from. And I think that's a big shift. You're now seeing
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um, in America as a whole. And it's similar to the hunting thing. Like once you start doing that, um, people want to know number one, what they're eating. They want to know how it was raised. They want to know where it came from, who it came from, all those things. And as we've kind of built that out, that's what we've been wanting to give people. Cause a lot of people have no idea.
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They've lost the connection of, you know, you go to the grocery store, you grab a steak. It's not like pulling out a steak that from an elk that you shot, where there's suffering associated. Suffering and there's like, you remember who you were with. And again, you're not going to be able to give people that exact feeling.
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And that's not what we're trying to do, but we are trying to rebuild a connection to where people go, I want to buy a little belt beef because I feel good about the people making it. I feel good about how that's happening. I feel about the way that those cattle are managed. And I feel good that... I know that entire system of how that beef was produced and processed.
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And that's basically what we have been doing. And you don't see hardly anybody, you know, startup. When I tell people like we're a startup ranch, they laugh. Yeah. And, you know, but it's, it's actually been a great, uh, there's so many parallels to like military stuff where, you know, you have this great plan and then you go out to do it and all of a sudden it doesn't work.
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um kind of feel when the momentum has shifted a little bit yeah and you're like oh we got to make a course correction i actually feel like we are extremely good at that and you know we've kind of taken stuff even the way we kind of go like hey this is the plan for the day you know this is you know the primary target you know or let's just say gate or whatever like hey we want to go through this gate there's a secondary gate over here the goal is to get them here
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However we get there, but it allows people to make decisions, um, on the fly, recognize that they might not want to go that way. And it's going to be a lot easier to go that way. Right. And, um, there's, it's one of those things, there's a lot of skill to it. It's one of those things just, you know, similar to military when you go, Oh, I've got this. Like I am, I'm good to go.
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That's a great question. It's a little bit dependent on the time of year.
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That is a good show. But the funny, like, you know, and we can talk about it more, but like the interesting thing was in the last point, just kind of thinking back on this, but there was two things that really stood out. There was a guy I know and all these guys, you know, they like to refer to themselves as political operatives, I think is the word. And really they're just
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So we would have, I mean, I remember it was probably like either late spring, early summer. And so it would have looked something, you know, we would have been, you know, probably, you know, getting out of bed somewhere, you know, by four. you know, you're getting up, you're eating, you're getting your lunch in, in whatever you need for the day, kind of packed.
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You're going out and catching a horse. You're loading a horse typically by, what do you mean you're catching a horse? Well, your horses typically are in some sort of, um, corral or like pasture. And then, um, you go out in, in, I mean, it's nothing fancy. You just basically, you know, how do you pick which one you want? You've typically are on some sort of rotation.
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So you want to, you'll have a certain string of horses that you ride and then you kind of manage, you know, what you're doing, which one you're taking. And also there's sometimes it's, what are you doing for the day and what horse is better suited for that? And so you'll, you'll catch your horse, get your horse ready. And then basically load up and kind of meet at a central location.
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And then people will go out from there. And I mean, the task could be, it could be gathering cattle from a big pasture into a group and moving them to another pasture. It could be, yeah. Uh, I mean, it could be preparing a pasture where you're going around all the fence, you're making sure the water, um, everything's ready for them to go to that next one.
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Um, I mean, it could be, it could be branding cabs. I mean, it could be, it's very seasonal and, uh,
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kind of age class size dependent uh but a lot of it is it also is health care so you're going through you're looking at all those cattle you're select if there's ones that are sick you're um you're you know giving them care um you're just you know you're you're you're managing the like the overall well-being but you're on large pastures like it's not like they're all together yeah um and so
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So yeah. So then you're, you know, in the summer, I mean that you're, you're pretty much gone all day and then coming back that evening, you got to put all your horses up, you got to get things fed, you got to get prepped for the next day. And you know, by the time you're eating and back in bed, it feels like you're doing it pretty quick again. Um,
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You know, like in the winter, the operational tempo is very much there, but it's not as intensive as like the spring, summer and fall.
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Shorter days. And we're feeding cattle at that point. So you're, you know, we put hay up in the summertime and then, you know, basically we're plowing snow and feeding those cows between, you know, for us, it's basically about January through like, let's just call it, um, like April 1st that every day those cattle get fed.
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Yeah. So when you stack them from like, it's from the moisture, right?
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Yep. So if the moisture content, believe it or not, is too high, you can have a spontaneously combustion in a roll. Correct. And then, you know, um, that hay is like valuable. There's a price per tons and whatnot. Um, I don't know what the average is right now. I bet it's somewhere like around like 160 bucks a ton, something like that.
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you know, um, the word operator operative doesn't come to mind when you actually influence peddlers, essentially pretty much connectors or people.
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So for insurance purposes, you can only stack so much hay in a stack or it has to be spaced out because if it costs fire, um, you know, it's a, it's a, it's a lot of money burning up.
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Yeah. So you have to be very careful when you put hay up. There's very specific moisture content like parameters that you have to stay within.
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So what happens is you, you, you know, you grow that grass, you cut it basically with a, with a swather, but it's just like basically a giant lawnmower. Right. And then you use this thing called a rake and it puts the, basically it'll take two lines of cut hay and put it into one, but it also kind of turns it over.
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And then you let that dry for a certain amount of time and then you come and roll it into the, into the bales. And that, that time that it sits on the ground, all of that has, you know, a certain amount of time that it can do that to get to the right moisture content. Yeah. to, to go into that.
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Um, it's kind of one of those things where, you know, you see those bales and like, you don't think about what, you know, like that fire instantaneously starting inside of it.
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And then, you know, you like for us, like we think about like, what's like the protein content of that. There's different types of hay. There's different, um, you know, and you're paying for, you know, higher quality, um, in, in there's different kind of mixes of different grasses and things. And all of those are going to have nutritional impact on those cattle.
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And so one of these guys who I knew called me before Tim got started. And, uh, so I'm on the, he, I pick up the phone and he's like, Hey, just so you know, Like, this is all business, not personal. You know, you just, you just, you know, we got nothing against Tim as a person, but this is just how it is. And I was like, yeah, that's fine, man. You know, hold on, Michael, what are you doing?
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And, you know, when those cows basically come in from the fall to the winter, you basically want them at kind of a certain, uh, condition. And what you don't want to be doing is trying to put condition on those cows. Cause it'll cost you a ton of money. You want to be able to maintain where they're at. So that through the winter, you know, you got to bring them in looking pretty good.
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And then you don't want them to backslide, but you don't want them coming in skinny where you have to put on weight.
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No, I mean, they've got a specific amount of hay that each one gets. You know, we would call like per... It's when they're out grazing. Oh, when they're grazing. Yeah. Yeah. They, they eat and then they lay down. Yeah.
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You'll see them like they eat and then they, they lay down, they kind of ruminate where they just kind of sit there and, and, and then they get up and they're actually, it's interesting. Like when you watch,
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cattle a lot, um, they almost follow a similar routine as, as, you know, elk or wild animal or whatever, where, you know, they'll at night in, in the morning and in the evenings, they really start to spread out. And then kind of during the day, as it gets hot, they kind of suck back into like water sources, shade, they lay out and then they kind of get up and same thing.
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They kind of work their way back out. And, um, it's pretty fascinating in, in you know, there's, there's a number of different ways that you can kind of manage cattle for performance. And so a big thing for us is we do a lot of different pasture rotations. And so we'll gather those cattle.
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Um, there's a big thing where you, you basically, you're putting the right number of cattle on the right size acreage for the right amount of time.
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Okay. So like, do you think overgrazing is a function of number of animals or time? I guess it could be both, right? It could be, but if you had to pick one or the other, what do you think it is? Probably numbers. So that's what everybody thinks. But if you think about it, it's actually a function of time. So if you had a thousand animals on one acre for one minute, and I'm making this up.
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That could be perfectly grazed, but if they were there for two minutes, it would be over fucked. Right. So you really have to figure out like, like what is the, basically the volume of forage per acre and then the number of cattle that are on there and how many days can that number of cattle be there to get like the desired amount of grazing you want. And then you're moving them.
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And what's interesting is every time you're moving them, you're basically moving them onto fresh, feed versus the other style would be is you turn those cattle out and they just stay out there for a certain amount of time and um and then you you pull them off um which would be more of like an open grazing versus a rotational grazing where with that rotational grazing you're you're
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You're really able to mirror the nutritional needs of those cattle at that time for whatever the goal is to the type of ground that you're putting them on. And a lot of that has to do with what type of, you know, grass is growing at what time. So if you're, for instance, if you're going up into the mountains, that grass is going to come in later than stuff down at lower elevation. Makes sense.
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How many head do you guys have now? We are running... So we have about... There's about 800 cows that'll have calves. There's about 500 yearlings for the beef program that'll come back in May and about another 250 females that'll come back into a breeding program. So... That's like 1,500-ish there on the ranch. And then we have about another 500 or so on feed that are in that finishing process.
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Oh, man. It was a lot less. We probably had... Oh man, that's a good question. Cause we had some cattle with, um, we weren't doing the, the, the yearling thing yet. We were like very much just getting into the beef stuff, but we only had a couple at a time where now we have like, like I was saying, like a pretty systematic approach.
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In the beef program. Yeah. We only, yeah. No, I don't even think we had killed, I don't think we killed like a hundred total that year. I have to look back on when I came back in, but we really stair-stepped our, you know, our numbers, but it's one of those things you, you, you know, we were killing like two or three at a time and And we were selling through that.
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And then another couple, and then we, as we got more and more business, we were killing more and more where now we almost have it to where it's almost pre-allocated to where, where, you know, as that semi-load gets processed, it's like, okay, a certain amount of this goes here, a certain amount of this, cause you have to move all of it.
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And something that's cool is, I mean, we literally move like from beef cheeks to oxtail and everything in between. And I have no fucking clue what you just said. So, I mean, literally head to toe on those cattle carcasses, every pound, right, that you put on the rail is worth some sort of amount, right? And you're trying to get the yield of the amount of usable, whether it's beef or beef
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product, right. Into some sort of market. So, you know, we have from, we've got a dog food company that buys our, um, basically the, they call it Ophel, but it's a intros, it's your heart, your lungs, your livers, and they freeze dry that and they use it for dog food. We've, you know, For every one tenderloin customer you have, you have to have a certain amount of people that are selling grind.
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So we have a gal that works for us who's awesome. She was a C-17 pilot in the Air Force and didn't have any experience in this. Allison Snow is her name. And she has this... she made this amazing Excel spreadsheet that like she can jam in like how many cattle. And then it like, we call it the calculator and it kicks out like, okay, this is how many of this.
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That's the, uh, and, and so she'll have to sit there and like figure out like this is where everything is going. And, um, we've gotten really good then at all the different outlets that we need. And, and that's one of the things that I think is cool about like what we're doing is, we have a direct to consumer component.
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Another clip I found. I like that you already found it. Oh, look, there it is. Fucking Ernest Borgnine. Oh, that is amazing.
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We also have a, you know, kind of a wholesale restaurant component and we, we've got a market that we work with as well. And by, by having those different outlets, it gives us the ability to move all those cattle. It also gives us the ability to not have to force customers to a lot of programs. It's like, Oh, if you want a ribeye, you get 20 pounds of grind, right?
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Cause you got to move all of that for sure. And what we've kind of been able to build out now is the ability for people to pick and choose what they want. And we'll do like curated boxes. Yeah.
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Completely. And we're doing one, like we're doing one for Memorial day. Um, the funds, you know, a certain procedure, those funds are going to wars in quiet waters. Um, and you know, that's something that we kind of timed with the black rifle thing.
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And we'll put some like boxes together like that, where you get a couple of things, somebody that's like a one click, or you can just go on and pick what you want. And, um, you know, build your own box, they ship it to you and you get it on your door. And that's what I'm saying. Like the ability to buy locally now has never been easier.
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And the access to like healthy, high quality food has never been easier, but it's also never been harder because you can also go down to, you know, grocery stores in different places and you don't realize the amount of imported beef that you're getting from other places that you have no idea where it came from. No idea what, you know, program that those followed and,
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Yeah. And there's, and I think you're seeing a shift now to this, you know, back to this like made in America and knowing your rancher and, you know, farm to table, whatever you want to call it. And people have, you know, whether it's local farmers markets, whether it's online. And, you know, I talk about this all the time.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
I'm like, a prerequisite for liking Little Belt Cattle Company doesn't mean that you don't have to like everybody else. Right. And there's different people that are making great beef. That's going to be very different depending on like how that beef is raised and finished and everything. you know, depending on the experience you're looking for, um, you're able to find that now.
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And, you know, I'm a huge proponent of like, if you're buying locally, you're buying from us producers, you're buying in a way that's supporting, you know, smaller producers that are doing that, you know, here in America, then you're helping, um, rebuild, regrow that system.
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Because as you think about it, the more acres that come out of that system, whether those are recreation, because you see a lot of ranches now that are at a point where they are either selling, they don't have that next generation that's coming in to take over. And typically, I mean, you're seeing those acres leave production agriculture.
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And at some point, how does that system sustain itself when you're not replacing those acres someplace else? And I truly believe that food security is national security.
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One of the things that makes America amazing, and when you travel a lot and you leave the country, you see this, is our access to high-quality, nutrient-dense food is a major competitive advantage when you compare that to a lot of other places.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Yeah, they're both, they're similar in their challenges of that. For me, it's something that I really, number one, wanted to do. Very much wanted to be good at. Very much spent a lot of time doing the reps to get to the point where, you know, no different than being a new guy and you see somebody that's been doing it a long time, you're like, I'm going to be like that guy. Right.
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And, but it takes that commitment and it takes doing those reps to get good at it. And similar to where, you know, you feel like you're, you know, you're a small part in, um, there's, there's a similar purpose there where you feel like you're, you know, you're feeding people, you're providing a high quality product for people and you're doing a service and, you know, it's, it's,
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They're different, but they're very similar. You know, you're dealing with great people, but also like a lot of kind of type A personalities that are like, oh, I want to do like this. I want to do like that.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Ranch all day long. All day long. No question. Yeah. No, but then also you got to be out there when, you know, there's times where it's, you know, negative 30, negative 40. Those, when you have livestock, you are making a commitment that like you are providing the highest level of care that you can for those animals.
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And we really go overboard on the, put it this way, in the prioritization of our business and how like cash gets allocated. Yeah. We will always prioritize the health and wellbeing of the cattle over anything else. And, you know, it's a, but it's a really, it's one of those things where you, we've had the same crew now for a couple of years.
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We have a fantastic crew and no different when you get used to working with the same people for a long time. You know, you're just like kind of that flow state happens and you don't talk a lot. You're just out there doing it. Everybody kind of knows their role. You're just filling in. And it's really enjoyable when you get into that. And it's cool.
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Like you're producing something that that wasn't there. And in seeing those cattle going like all the way through that. we've been, I'm really proud of the performance of the program we've put together, not only on the live cattle side, but on the beef side as well.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And the beef side, you can market and you can, you know, you can do all the things you can, you know, you can get that product out there on the live cattle side. It's very, it's more, I would say like reputation driven. You could, you could spend all day marketing and people on the live cattle side, uh, they either think that you add value to their program or they don't.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And if you're, and they show it in the way that they bid on those cattle. And we've had, you know, times where we've been, you know, the top selling group of certain age classes of, of cattle. That is a big reflection of like the performance we've built into that program. And so when people were knocking us and stuff during that, I'm like,
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okay, then, then if we're not a real wrench, like what is right.
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We did. We felt it on, and I completely get this, you know, the restaurant business, especially in, you know, kind of the, the markets that we sell into is extremely competitive. A lot of those people, you know, don't want any reason why somebody wouldn't stay or go to their restaurant.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
We lost, we did though. We lost probably leading up the last couple of months. We were losing, not losing, but we, we were, we had to, we had about eight to $10,000 of sales decline from businesses that were like, look, nothing against you guys. We like the product. We like you guys. Like we can't have, we don't want any political affiliation.
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And I was like, Hey, that's fair. You know, there was a number of those folks that were very honest with me and just said, look, and then there were some that just ghosted us. And, and, And then all of a sudden you're like, okay. So when you're pre-allocating that product, you're like, okay, so should we go? And they're just not getting back to you.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And then you hear from somebody else or eventually, you know, you see these posts or comments that they make and you're like, oh, okay, I get this now. I will say this. We were able to find new customers and we found like more customers, you know, as we went. Yeah. But
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
It definitely was, you know, it's just, we are a beef company that we're like, look, like we're trying to sell beef to everybody, right? Like if you're looking for good, high quality, 100% Montana beef, like we will sell it to you. And so as you start seeing those sales decline, you... It sucks. It does suck. And especially as you're building and growing your business. Or trying to.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And you guys probably see this at times, right? Where like, if somebody doesn't like Black Rifle for whatever reason.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Yeah. And so you guys know, I mean, you guys know in it, it's not necessarily even a reflection of you going like, Oh, you're like, Hey, you're probably feel the same way. Right. You're like, Hey, if you want a great cup of coffee, The doors, it doesn't say on the door, you can't come in depending on how you vote, right? Like we don't ask, I'm sure you don't either.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Like we've never said to an employee- No, we ask at the terminal. Yeah, yeah.
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It'd be funny. And, but from a business perspective, you would go under. Exactly. And so it was just like one of the, and obviously that was their intention. And I think again, for us, we just said, you know, Hey, this is who we are. This is what we do.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
This is what our focus is. It hasn't changed. You can look back at, you can go back and listen to our first podcast. And what I'm saying is the same, right? Like we haven't changed our goal. We haven't changed our, our, um, what we do, we've gotten a lot better at it. We've gotten a lot more efficient at it.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
We've done a lot in a short period of time, um, in an industry that traditionally, you know, it's, it's, I say all the time, it's like building pyramids because it just, you have to have your, your building reputation in quality and consistency that just, it takes time to do that. And we've done that now. Um, and I will say this for, uh,
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Oh, fuck off into the sunset. That's all these services are now. You think you have them all, and then the one thing you want to watch is on some random one. Dude, I'm not going to be my dad yet.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
every person we customer that, that we lost during that time, we had customers that strengthened their numbers and relationships with us. And now like, we're not going back to those other places and going like, Hey, you like, like we're like, Hey, we pre alley. It sorts itself. It does.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And you just have to be patient enough and just, just know that, you know, your, your quality and what you're doing is there and stay true to like who you are and what you do. And it does sort itself out, but it's frustrating when you have people, I mean, I can't even, I could, we could do.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
We could do two more podcasts about dumb stuff that people said to me, my wife, Tim's wife. I'm sure to him as well, where, you know, you're just like, what are you talking about? Like, what are you, are you serious right now? And they're like, well, we would never buy this from you. And you're like, okay.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Yeah. And eventually you get to that point where you're just kind of like, okay, cool. Then like, just go someplace else. And that's perfectly fine. And, and once, you know, what's really funny though, like literally that the day after the election, It was like it never happened. And, and it was just completely back to, we haven't heard one thing about it since.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
We'll hear it again, but that's all right. We'll be like for the. Six years? Six years Senate. Yep. Yep. Yeah. That's a big one. Like to come into for your first go round, the weight of that campaign, um, you know, the, I mean, they, I mean, they were, they knew it too. And I mean, he came in to the, I mean, for real, for his first elected position in any capacity, you know, and, um,
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and I think at the end of the day, right? Like you just, and you guys know those with, you know, you, you stand by the people you support and it's not necessarily based on, you know, what, you know, what, how did they used to vote or what? It's like, are they a good person? Are they in line with the values of what we're doing? Are they trying to do a good job?
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And you support those people, you support your friends and you just, you, you gotta, you just gotta, you know, But it is not easy to do that, like on that. It got easier to do it the longer you did it. Because there was nothing you could do about it either. Like I finally got to the point where I'm like, it doesn't matter what we, it matters what we do. It doesn't really matter what we say.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And we don't have any control. over what's coming next anyway. But then you look at the people that are pulling out of the woodwork and you're like, okay, so these are like, you're not talking varsity level people coming out and going, we had just as many people that stood up for us, especially in the ranching and agriculture space. Like we had just as many, like really, I mean, the people that
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
that you want on your team were coming out and, you know, speaking on Tim's behalf, speaking on our behalf.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Correct. And it, when it fell flat, it was funny because then they stopped going in that direction pretty clearly. And then they started hitting other things. Um, and yeah,
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Well, at least he'll have like, and not that they really care, but he'll have a track record now of policy and votes and things. And they were just so desperate in trying to keep their guy in that they'd have done and said anything to make that happen. And, you know, that was the funniest part. I'm like, you can easily find out
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
like, especially in that space, like, like we've been out, it's not like we, we don't do anything like where we're like, Oh, we've never like, we're pretty public about, you know, what we do, how we do it. And, and, and also the fact that like, you know, uh, we're not perfect. Like we're figuring out, we're changing things, we're learning, but you know, we, we want to,
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
to, we've always been very transparent and honest about who we are and what we do. And so it was just funny because it's like you, anybody could go on with five minutes.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Exactly. It is. And that's what I learned. I was like, you can't expect. And then you just got to go like, all right, cool. Like that's just, what city do you guys ship from if people order? So we actually work, um, we've got kind of, we try doing distribution ourselves. That was not the right way to go.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
No. And at the volume we were doing it, we quickly were like, this is unsustainable. Yeah. Let's go ahead and outsource this. So yeah. So we've got two programs we work with. There's a company called CrowdCal that you basically can just go to our website and then click buy beef and it kicks you over to their page, but you can build boxes independently there. They've actually got...
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
four now they've got, um, they've got shipping facilities out of Oregon, California, Dallas, and Pennsylvania. Okay. And so you order usually within, um, like 36, 48 hours on your door.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And they're a really cool company. Like they're like very tech based, very, um, efficient in how they do that. That's what you need for that section of the business. A hundred percent. I mean, it's, you, you gotta be good at, uh, you gotta know, uh, like what you're good at and, and, or what you want to be good at and what you don't. Right. They've been a fantastic partner.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
We've been working with them for a year. Um, they're great on like marketing stuff. They're great. We go like, Hey, we want to do this. We want to do that. They're, they're super good. And the way that, um, that, that works just kind of like the timing and stuff for our business. It works really well.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And then we're also working with a guy that is doing kind of a veteran coalition, um, Valor provisions. He's calling that and he's doing more of a, um, like shares where if you wanted to buy like an eighth or a quarter or half, um, he's doing more of like a volume based thing. Um, and people can check that out as well. If that's what they're, you know, uh,
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
it really just depends on kind of how your buying style is. Cause you could do a subscription model. Um, and, and then, you know, like I was saying, we were in some, we're in a, uh, we have a partnership with a market in Bozeman that people can go to.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Yeah. And then we're in a lot of restaurants now and, and we've had some, you know, in our kind of next step is, is, you know, probably even expanding that portion of it a little bit. And what's cool is people come to Montana and, you know, they have a good experience. They get a hundred percent Montana beef experience and then they can go to wherever they're at.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
He was wondering, could he get a package of that? So believe it or not, like all that stuff. You're welcome, Michael. Yeah, thank you so much. Believe it or not, they have got a home for everything. And you go to these processing plants and- Leave nothing to waste. Nothing. No, it's amazing. You go to these like these like larger, you know, midsize processing plants.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And I mean, it is it's like when these cattle start coming through, it is.
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OK, well, we can just get his. Get his address. Nobody's getting my address.
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No, man, it's been super fun and like doing this, you know, like kind of seeing the vertical integration. We've learned so much about the business as a whole just by having to go through that process. Oh, I bet. It makes you realize how important each one of those levels is.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
A hundred percent. And to do it in a way where, you know, it just, you get to a certain volume where you can't.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And once we, we tried to say our whole thing was, you know, it, it obviously takes, you know, a fair amount of time to, to get kind of ready to where you're processing them. My biggest thing was how do you have a customer base standing by Prior to that, so that you're moving through that product. Yeah. You know, kind of the saying in beef is you either sell it or you smell it.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
So once it's in the freezer- Yeah, it's not going anywhere. It's not going anywhere. And so we had done a good job of building a customer base so that when we had product, we had people ready to buy. However, we were not prepared for the fulfillment side of what that took trying to do that on our own. And we did it for a bit and then quickly realized that we needed to find a-
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Nice. So his six hours of. Yeah. He just didn't want to get made fun of.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
professional... Yeah, find a specialist. Specialist. And then also, shipping from Montana is super expensive. We are kind of in the middle of fucking nowhere.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And so now we have people on those different coasts. It's centralized. We can get stuff to people super easy. And then working with those partners, it's been great because let them handle that. We focus now on putting the best quality beef we can in the package, on developing the females that come back into our program that we sell into other people's programs.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And really just focusing on, on building out that consistency. And that's the biggest thing. I mean, there's a lot of people, you know, online that like this, you know, you know how it is. They, they like to go, Oh yeah, we do the same thing. And yeah, we do this, but you know, and, and they're not being entirely accurate about how that looks. And yeah.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
when you actually do a true start to finish program, um, you, you quickly realize that each one of those phase lines is like, it's, it's, I talk about this bunch, like it's, you know, the links in the chain, it goes both ways. Right. So like, if you don't have, you could put the best cattle ever in stakes in the freezer. If you don't have customers to buy it, it doesn't matter.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Or you could have too many customers and not enough cattle. And then there's a disparity there. Right. And you're, You quickly realize that in this, you have to, especially for us, part of that local process is the fact that you have to have committed partners that... are going to, you know, buy and use your product.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And ultimately we learned on that end is like, you have to have quality and consistency. You can't, restaurants, you can't, you can't have it one month and then not the next month, right? Even people online, like they'll go someplace else. And when you're competing against these really large Cisco's, US Foods.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
You're just, Oh, I'll go somewhere else. Forgotten. Never to return. Yep. And so your customer acquisition costs, right? Like, like you just, and that's why you start. And it's funny. Like it's kind of one of those things where, um, sometimes it's annoying, but other times you're like, you see people out there, like literally just word for word copying what you're saying and doing. It's okay.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
No, it's actually great because you're going like, Hey, you're doing something right. And, um, as long as you can keep those and you realize that your consistency is going to be a lot different than somebody else's. Cause you've put that much like time, effort and thought into it. Um, and that's something then similar to, you know, making, uh, like special ops, right.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Where you go, you know, Oh, we need more guys. We need more seals. We need more of this. Right. And if you don't have the bonus, then you're never going to get them. But, uh, no different than as you start to increase in quantity, you can't have a slip in quality.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Yep. What they did was, you know, they start, once they committed to do it, they start doing all these different tests on, you know, they call these people, oh, you know, do you know this guy? No. Well, what if we told you he was this, this, and this? And then they go, okay. And then they come up with these assessments. I can't remember. His name recognition was extremely low.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
A lot of companies make a big mistake in the beef side where they've got a really good product and then basically that product gets diluted because they try to fill something that they can't. And we've been really strategic about how we've built that out to the point where we're like, Hey, we're not taking more customers, you know, until this point. Right.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And that's all, you know, again, like all it takes is one bad cup of coffee, right? Like one bad experience and onto the next, onto the next one, never to come back. Yep.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
One thing I do, other than your opening today, your cold bore, your cold bore with Jimmy Watson was... What we opened with.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And you said to me, you were like, I am opening with that. What I thought was so great was like, you know, like you guys had met, you know, with a little bit of friction.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
No, but it was such a great, like he, it was almost like this, like, like, uh, Like, but like, it just started with such a great, and then you guys had, that was an amazing podcast. And that was the funniest. Cause you were like, you told me that I was like thinking afterwards. I'm like, I'm like, there's no way he's coming out hot with that. No, straight out with it. Straight out with it.
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And it was actually funny. I found the picture of him with the t-shirt that we had got him. Um, and I sent it to him and he was like, this is fantastic.
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insane, insane story. Um, yeah, it was, yeah, crazy, just crazy.
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And Jimmy and I were at STVs together and, um, for a number of years and, and worked together and, um, I'm super happy to see like how well he's doing. And he probably didn't fit well into an STV. No, he's a big boy. He's a big boy. Yeah. He's a real big boy. And, um, and like I said, they don't have any, uh, they don't give you any, uh, it's like a compression sack.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
You'll get it in there. Don't worry. Don't worry. And that's what the, the seating of the amount of time, you know, no, that was great. Um, I did have to mention that to you.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
I love the fact that you just fired right out of that. And then he was like, what? And that was like, I do love that story. I'll never forget when he, when that doctor's like, how, you know, was it a, whatever, like 316th or a half? And he's like, does it matter? And I remember him telling me the story right after. And I'm like- That is really funny that the guy asked you that.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
I don't know. He never actually answered that, to be honest. But yeah, that shit was great. But no, other than that, thank you. I appreciate it.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Yeah, so you can get our stuff. Go to www.littlebeltcattleco.com. You can find us on Instagram.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
The notorious pink hoodie is on there. We sell coffee cups still. We actually, you know, a lot of people came out in support and we're buying those like crazy. So it was really funny was their ploy.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
So the biggest thing he had to do was actually start getting out there and meet people. And ultimately that's where he was successful within the campaign. But you've got these guys. So this guy, like I'm talking to him on the phone and he goes, you know, nothing personal, blah, blah. I'm like, all right, cool. Yeah. Just like keep it above the belt. Like I get it. It's a dirty business, whatever.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
actually helped us out yeah yeah it was great and uh we made a lot of jokes out of it and that was pretty entertaining i wanted to keep that ball rolling but my wife was like this has ran its course yeah it might be better for him if you let it go a little bit too yeah yeah yeah and we uh after you won it's kind of like that's the best fuck you anyway
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
That was the greatest, uh, like for all of it. Right. And, uh, but yeah, no, we got great merch. We got t-shirts, we got sweatshirts. We got, you know, it's funny. Last time I was on, it kind of happened again, but like I came home, my wife does works for the company and does a lot of our marketing and whatever.
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And she's like, you didn't talk about little belt until like the last five minutes, you and Andy just talked about like seal team shit.
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And I was like, and she's like, you didn't even wear, I was like, so this time I was like, all right, I got a hat on, I got a sweatshirt on and then we can talk about stuff. And, uh, but no, check us out. And, um, we, we super appreciate, um, everybody that, that supported us through the whole deal.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Um, we're, we're really looking forward to doing this deal with black rifle and, you know, just getting more access out there and just getting our word out there. And again, if you're, you know, if you are supporting, uh, US producers, you're helping keep that system going. And it's really important right now.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And I think it's even being highlighted more with these different tariffs and different things and the ability for America to continue to feed it's, you know, it's, it's citizens, right. Is, is super important. And we just feel super proud to be playing a very small role in that. Um, and just doing the best job we can to do it. Right. Cool.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
And I was like, but I really would appreciate if you left our business and my name out of it because I have nothing to do with it. Absolutely not, sir. Oh no, he goes like this. Oh, of course, of course we would never. Andy, as I go, all right, I go, well, you know, whatever.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Like, and I go to hang up, he goes, however, there is an article coming out on Bloomberg tomorrow that you might see your name in, click. And I'm like, what? And then the next day, obviously I read the article and I'm like, oh, so this is just like, if he had called me up and said, look, man, like blades are coming right to the face. Like, I'd be like, okay, cool.
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Episode 381 - Greg Putnam
Don't stab me in the back, though, and then call me up and be like, oh, I would never like at least have the balls to call me and be like, yo, this is coming. You're getting pulled into it. And I'm just like, it's you just learn so quickly. And I think it shows, honestly, why there has been such a drift in poor candidates. And we've ended up with what we have.
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Episode 385 - Mike Ritland
Morning, everybody. Welcome back. Today's guest is Mike Ritland. I've known Mike for quite some time. And actually, at the end of the episode, we were talking about his podcast, the Mic Drop podcast, which is fantastic, by the way. And I had been on it years ago. I didn't realize I was one of his first guests. I think we started it at relatively the same time period.
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Yeah, it's supposed to enhance your life, not ruin your professional life.
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I haven't even gotten my bag of this yet, which is quite frustrating. The bag art, spectacular as usual. Who doesn't want to see an owl wearing night vision goggles? I do. That's actually doesn't look like what's on the bag. On the bag is a dude which looks like what's an M4, some panos on, you know, throwing it back a little homage, if you will, to Operation Neptune Spirit.
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What was it? I, uh, my shoulder came out of the socket and it was a pec tear is what it ended up being completely my fault. It was my business partner's son. Wow. We had just finished an hour of rolling with just savage black belts on the mat, like full fucking fighting for your life for an hour. Yeah. And this, how big would you say he was actually working at the coffee shop today?
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So on the street, you'd like might cross the street at night. You know what I mean? He's a huge kid. Super, super nice kid. We're rolling. I wanted to work on an arm bar escape. So I was laying on my side. I let him grab my right arm and he threw his leg over the top and fell back. And I think I was so relaxed that I wasn't defending myself at all. And I think there was just too much laxity.
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So when he pulled, he, It cavitated out, which was one of the most disgusting noises I'd ever heard. And then came right back in. He heard it. He was like pale white afterwards. And I mean, my whole bicep was, I didn't know what it was at the time. My whole bicep and forearm turned black and blue. My chest turned black and blue, swollen. And in the end, went to the hospital.
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They didn't see anything. You know, the shoulder was looking like it was stable enough. And in the end, it was a pec tear, like a partial pec tear on my right pec and a little bit of involvement in my shoulder. It's fucking horrible.
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All because I was laying there just like, whatever, no big deal. And I think he pulled early and it was just at that angle. It was one of the most disgusting noises I've ever heard. Is it super painful? Only in that moment when it went out and then when it went back in. But yeah, I mean, I screamed tap. And everybody kind of looked around like, that's a noise you don't often hear.
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And it was the same thing. I just sat there with my arm at my side. knowing that something was wrong. And all you can think in your head is how bad is this? How fucked am I? Yeah. And for how long? Yeah. I mean, we're talking straight. It was gnarly. And yeah, 15 year old fucked me up. Yeah. He was smaller then? I mean, he's smaller than me. But I like, you know. He's still a big guy.
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He's a big guy. Again, completely my fault. You can be, because people tell you, hey, just relax. Well, guess what? Don't relax too much. There's a point. I think all I needed was probably just a little bit of tension in my shoulder and it would have protected it. But yeah, that set me off the mats for, I don't know, a couple months. Yeah. Did you not have to have surgery for it?
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No. And it's like, you can see like a tendon on my, like. I looked into it, but it's not a full tear. It was a partial tear. So I just kind of work around it. I don't know. Anybody out there listening can figure out a way to fix it. It'd be great. How experienced was he at that point? He's a white belt. Oh, no shit. That's completely my fault. Like I said, completely my fault. You know the deal.
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You have to let people work, though, too. Yeah. And it was the last round. We were going at a chill pace. He wasn't going hard. Yeah.
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I can't even mess around with that ballistic stuff anymore. I have been hit in the head so many times. Or just the concussion history that I have, I have no interest ever in practicing a ballistic art like that.
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Up in the Whitefish Gym, they'll do a jits with hits, is what they call it, and they'll put on bigger gloves. They're not hitting each other hard, but their strikes are allowed. But again, they're probably doing a lot of open hand and probably just touching and reminding you, hey, maybe inverting underneath somebody with your face directly underneath their fist is not a good idea. Yeah, yeah.
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Like as it gets more and more popular, it's becoming more and more like karate and Taekwondo in the eighties and in some, some places, you know, there's a, there is, in my opinion, which only counts for me, it seems like there are people who are really interested in the sports side and there seem to be people really interested in the Self-defense, real world application.
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Sometimes there's some overlay in between the two. And I think both are fine. Like if you want to just go do the sport thing, right on. If you want to do the self-defense thing, right on. I think if you only focused on a rule set where points can determine the outcome, there's a chance where the self-defense aspect of that is really going to be diminished.
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But as long as you realize that, like, go live your life and do that. I'm all about it. Yeah, I agree. Also, don't fight anybody. Just, like, don't get in fights.
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Old man jitsu is all I want to do, which largely encompasses me just laying on you. Well, I think, yeah, and enjoying it.
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Consensually, of course, training partners, we agree to this, but yeah, like I'm not trying to out cardio a 20 year old. Yeah.
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The key to the command that I—and this is, again, only my opinion— I bring this up sometimes when I'll talk to people because they make, it's as if that particular place or the JSOC umbrella has this allure where they think that it's full of a abnormal superhuman people, which is completely not the case. You and I could both talk about our individual buds experiences.
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Fucking average, skinny bean poles that if they would have let me bet on as an instructor, I'd be broke because I'd be like, no, no, no. Whereas the dude looks like he's chipped out of marble. He'd be the first guy to quit. And it's the skinny little quiet dude. You're like, fuck. Okay. JSOC is not, they don't go to some other pool to fill up JSOC.
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They screen from, you know, the army guys will screen from all four branches, even though most of them are coming from the army. The Navy, obviously it's coming from the SEAL community, but they're not people who are a master of everything. And that's what people think JSOC is.
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They actually are really, really, really, really good at only a few things because they stripped away all the other bullshit. So it's mastery of the fundamentals and one or two jobs. Like it's really, you know, you know, find, fix, finish, exploit, analyze, you're really working on the finish. Like, get to the threshold of the door and take down this objective.
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If that's all I ask people, and imagine a conventional team. They would be just as good at that stuff if you took away all the other bullshit. And they didn't have to do three weeks of closed circuit diving in the San Diego Bay.
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A month of hydro. Yeah, totally. Collecting golf balls over by the bridge. Or two weeks of over the horizon Zodiac stuff. And all that time was spent in the kill house, you're going to be really good. And then let's not forget. there's like a 12 to 1, 15 to 1 support to operator ratio there. I mean, come on.
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You said you're in a 24-month cycle, six months of which are on deployment, and then every restart of that 18 months, you crawl again.
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And they're only bringing in a few people a year because they aggregate the people out to the squadrons. And the experience level and roster is so deep. But again, it's all in that narrow responsibility. If you were to task a JSOC command with a combat swimmer operation, let me tell you, that's going to be a fucking shit show. You should probably get that SDV. You know why?
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Because guess what they focus on? This is not that hard of a formula. But again, it kind of goes back to people thinking that everybody from special operations is just a ninja. It's no. I wish, I fucking wish that was the case.
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Why give it to anybody other than those that specialize on it? It's as if a hostage rescue mission were to come up, probably give it to the people. Let's say it was an airplane. Guess what, CAG? Fucking you're up. Yeah, yeah. Can you imagine a worse tactical environment than trying to enter an aircraft that had been taken hostage? There's no way.
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I mean, good on them. And for people who know what I'm talking about, you know, JSOC largely formed after the horrendous catastrophe of Desert One. The original tasking for Delta at the time was aircraft. Yeah. And development group was cruise ships. Neither of those things have ever happened for real, by the way.
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I don't think they actually took down the vessel. Okay. Because didn't they end up killing the guy and throwing him overboard?
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I'll give it my best shot. It was a ship. You could add ship to that.
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1985, hijacking by Palestinian terrorists. The ship was owned by who gives a fuck, later renamed by its owner. Hundreds of passengers were crewed aboard. The hijacker was on the death of Leon Klinghoffer, a 69-year-old Jewish-American pastor who was in a wheelchair. See, some things I remember. Let me see. The U.S.
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Navy SEALs were deployed to capture the terrorists, resulting in a complex and controversial... Click on that link, because I don't think they did anything other than... Yeah, click on that. Eventually, I believe it was Gold Squadron, though, who rolled up that fucker, who caught the guy decades later. Formerly armed Palestinian terrorists hide at the ship off the coast of Alexandria, Egypt.
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320 criminals, 80 passengers. The next morning, they also threatened to kill the British passengers at this juncture. Highly trained U.S. Navy SEAL. That's right. Highly trained. Highly trained. Maybe just trained. Moderately trained. Yeah. Captured for the Harmony Achille Laurel passenger crew. Went to Tartus, which is in Syria.
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They killed the 69-year-old Jewish American, confined to a wheelchair as a result of a stroke, as well as then pushed overboard. Okay.
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Go down a little bit more, Michael. Let me see here. Unbeknownst to the terrorists. Okay, so there was an assault force trailing them in F-14s, which honestly I still think is the most badass looking aircraft ever. Oh, for sure. And then two C-4C-141s somewhere simultaneously. Let me see here. A delicate international standoff ensued, but the situation was resolved before.
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Yeah. Every time I sit in an airplane, I think about it. Like how, from a tactical perspective, if you're on the inside, you have the advantage. Yeah. People are going to die. It's going to be ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly.
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It's one way to do it. I don't know if, yeah. Do you flood the cabin with fentanyl and make everybody pass out? I don't know. Kill everybody? I just feel like opening a door or a window and getting enough people in there, and then you still have to deal with the north-south problem. Do you go into the middle and you split the thing in half? I mean, come on.
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Because to me, if you think about it, almost like each row is- The problem is you have to get the people into that confined environment to be speedy.
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Oh, God. People have no idea what happens when those dogs get let off the chain.
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Especially when they get a taste for it. Yeah. I mean, you probably saw it. I've been fucking bitten by one. This fucking scar on my face is from a command dog. Yes. Now, should I have been down on my knee, petting him and letting him lick my face and then stood up right next to him? No. So it wasn't an operational thing. No, it was in the goddamn air loft. I get snipped and I was like, fuck.
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Which by the way, is the way firearm should likely be handled by TSA and security. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen them just rifle cases just spit out at major airports. I don't know what's in there. Maybe it's golf clubs. Maybe it's not. Yeah. Michael, did you notice that the other Michael is the first guest ever to bring his own Drink koozie? I think we need to take a moment to celebrate this.
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And it's like immediately my shirt's red. I just walked over to medical and they put stair strips on it. My fault. Yeah. I love dogs, though.
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Have you ever heard people say if you're bitten by a shark, just jam your thumbs in its eyes?
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I've watched a working dog in person in whatever, I would say 8K, but I don't know what our eyes are, grab a hold of, the dude was dead. His teeth had sunk in over the top bones of the collarbone. And you know when the dogs do the tugging? Pulled this motherfucker down. from inside of a building out into a courtyard by his collarbone. It's like, good luck putting your fist out its throat.
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Former Navy SEAL, very, very accomplished canine trainer. I would send you over to MikeRitland.com as the best place to gather information about him. It's going to tell you everything that you would want to know, and I'll drop it in the show notes.
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So, so, so that dog that didn't want to let go, is there any way to train that out of that dog once he gets to that point?
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I have, like, these fucking dogs. We'd start getting our kit on, and I'm like, hey, dog handler, can you please muzzle that fucking psychopath? And just sitting in a helicopter... And I remember like looking over and a dog just staring at me, just like, or doing fucking even house runs. And those fuckers, they just give you a little nip on the way by. I'm like, ow, asshole. Like, I'm the guy.
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What other kind of shit do you travel with? So obviously firearm, koozie. Yeah. So where it's some pretty far ends of the spectrum here. Yeah. Is there anything in the middle? Do you like lighter? No. Crack pipe sometimes. I mean, you can always pocket pipe source that locally. I mean, yeah. What else you got?
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But, you know, I like to have... Can we be clear that just not anybody carries their own koozie? Like, let's just start with that premise. Well, I like to be a little special. Okay. And different, but... So, I guess you probably got a firearm in there.
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Michael and I were discussing yesterday, a video series, basically me filming him almost losing his life. Can we get him down to your facility in a dog suit? Yes. Michael, we'll go base jumping. I'm going to take him base jumping. Well, unfortunately his parents might've listened to the episodes. We might have to say we're going on a field trip. Let's call it.
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So we got base jumping on our video series. Are you down to be just fucking mauled in a dog suit? The lightest dog suit possible so you can feel the dog in training. As long as it doesn't actually hurt me, then yeah. How about if there's a 33%... Hurt or injured?
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What if there's a 33% chance that it might? Is that okay? That's one third. That's quite a bit. Yes.
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I appreciate that. So, yeah. So we had base jumping. One of the other episodes he and I did. we were talking about the shocking statistics of 80% of men think they could land a commercial airliner. And so I got to get him. And he was like, yeah, I could do it.
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He goes, yeah. So I'm going to find a simulator. We're going to film that for sure. But that's more just entertainment.
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If you're that confident. So then of course I pulled up a cockpit view of like, you know, an A380 or just your normal one. I'm like, where would you start on the switches? Yeah. People have no fucking clue what is up there.
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But that is going to be great video him. Yeah. Just, I'm assuming just fucking wadding up an airliner and a simulator screen just going black. But I really want to see the last minute, like right before the ground. I think it's going to be great. Do you think the same thing about helicopters?
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I mean, it's the same process, right? Yeah. The controls are a little bit different, and I would say more... Seems more touchy. They're more involved. Yeah. But the avionics, let alone just... You got to get the airplane configured properly. Yeah. I was like, well, so how would you put the wheels down? He couldn't even find... You know, there's things that people forget.
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They think they're just going to get up there and navigate it down. But I think that'd be a great video. If I can get him hanging off the edge of the Perrine Bridge in Twin Falls, just interviewing him about his thoughts in the moment, maybe. Yeah. No, he's going to have to go on his own. I'll let you count down from whatever you want. You know, like 996.
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I feel like you just have to get it over with. And then a dog suit. I think we have the first three videos of a great video series. I think it would crush. I think so. What are you going to call it? I don't know. Hopefully like Michael gets fucked up. Michael almost dies. We'll do it. What is, what would you say is the most impressive dog breed? And why is your answer miniature dachshund?
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Well, mostly because you have one. God, he's a little fucking asshole, but I love him so much.
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Yeah. God, Leah weighed him the other day because she's convinced he's losing. I swear to God, this dog has already got her figured out. Yeah, he probably does. He will just sit there and just make some noises by his food. And she'll ask me, when did you feed him? Like 20 minutes ago. He's fucking working you right now.
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It's like, motherfucker, you're just trying to work mom. So she weighs him. He's 12.5 pounds. He is the most judgmental dog ever. He'll just sit there and just, he hears everything. And I feel like he understands and just in his head goes, no, no. How old is he? One. One, yeah. Actually, I think he might turn one this week. Oh, wow.
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And we're arguing, not arguing, we're discussing whether or not to have a birthday party. And I'm like, Leah. That dog doesn't know that it's his birthday. We need to do it. He's also the first dog she's ever had. Really? I couldn't believe it either. Apparently she had some hamsters when she was young. But the first dog she's ever had, she was a little trepidatious.
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And yeah, he's a little pocket weed. He goes, everyone a little satchel.
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So we sell at the coffee shop, um, some field craft survival little kits. I'll hook you up with one before you take off. They're tiny. There's a couple of versions. There's like a very large trauma kit and the small one. I'm kind of the same way. I just, I usually will. Yeah. I mean, my fanny pack is shockingly enough also has a firearm in it.
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My daughter has a miniature dachshund. So I've been around them since probably 2000 and I don't know, eight. Dude, they're just like the coolest dog. They're so loving and affectionate. If you're their people, they hate you if you're not their person and you cannot get them to stop barking.
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I mean, he has no idea that he is six inches tall. He will charge vehicles. He will charge people. He'll go after bigger, not go after, but he'll approach bigger dogs. I just really like their personalities. They're cool as shit. I fell in love with them when it was my daughters. When I got divorced, I lost custody of my dog. And so I don't even remember how Lee and I were talking about
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Oh, I remember why. We had a goofy conversation about vision boards, of which I don't have one. But she asked me what would be on it. I said, probably a miniature dachshund and a helicopter. Yeah, both. Yeah. So I accomplished both. And I haven't yet, though, flown with him. That's the next one. So let me run this by you, because this is the guy who type rated me in the helicopter thing.
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has done some work with dogs. This is what he recommended to expose them. So, and this part I have done, I've taken Javelin to the helicopter and he's sniffed around it and been inside of it, totally turned off, just getting comfortable with what it is.
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And then the guy said, basically have my wife there, but turn the helicopter on and just sit there at idle for like a minute the first time, and then take him out of the helicopter. Probably do that two or three times just to get used to the noise. And we do have the ear pro for him. Then when you're ready, start it, hover for two minutes, set it back down and let him out.
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And the whole time kind of just watching the dog's behavior, make sure he's not fully tail tucked, all that stuff. But at some point in that, he'll kind of just relax and then you should be good to go with exposure to the helicopter.
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Okay. We also have a set of doggles for him, which is completely unnecessary. And it looks like about the size of a GI Joe set. But how can you not? Yeah. He's got a tactical vest. He does. I'm not even sure he can see out of those things because they literally, they're like.
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Yeah. Yeah, and he's fine with them? He doesn't seem to give a shit. Yeah, so I would. I mean, do you, I mean, I just put him over the top of his ears. Do you have to like stuff his ears up inside of there or can you just?
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This is how we get fucking banned from YouTube. Currently going with the 365 fuse with the red dot and a light underneath. This thing is badass. Yeah, I have, I would say, almost the same setup. It's very similar. Dude, I'm pretty sure this mag, yeah, it's 21 plus 1.
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Yeah, I was one of the first people to do a tandem with the dog. The dog didn't enjoy it as much as I did. I feel like it wanted to kill me.
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Yeah, you could see the head in the film. I didn't notice it at the time. I was like, oh, dude, he was eyeballing you. Even in free fall, he was eyeballing shit. Yeah.
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It's a little bit of background, the dog training, what they do with the dogs, the dog food, all of the stuff that we ended up talking about on the podcast. So I'll send you towards that. Man, we talked about a variety of things. what he's considered to be the founder of on the internet, whether there's truth to any of that stuff. We really get into it. So let's just get into the episode.
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It seems like they'd be constantly stressed out. Yeah, they are. Which would... Having had some stress in my life before, it's exhausting. How could you expect them to do their job if they felt that way?
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Are you aware that on the internet, you are considered to be the originator of the Epstein didn't kill himself?
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Dude, feel that grip. It comes stippled like that. It's got the extended magazine port.
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Guys, I forget how, I mean, I knew we were going to sit down and talk. And I was like, I wonder what Mike is known for on the internet. Of all fucking things. Yeah. Yeah, that. We might need to pull this up and play it. Yeah. He's already working on it. Look at that. He's pretty good. Yeah.
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And a frame size like that, 21 plus 1 if you want to. That's crazy. I mean, I don't know what to tell people other than if you need more than 21. Yeah, you're probably not going to get it done anyway.
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How could you just blurt something out? That is not an accurate representation of what happened. I love that it's blurting.
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I've not seen blurted out before, actually. I think I would say you just added it.
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Hold on. Remember the video series we talked and the person we're going to use? Yeah. Fuck yes, Michael. Fourth video. I've already tested this one out. What just happened? He dog sits javelin when we're gone. So it's like, oh, that's why we're short on almond butter when we get home.
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I think dogs would eat peanut butter anywhere, you fucking psychos. Yeah.
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Shocking you have a light on your pistol. It's almost as if half of every day is in the darkness. Do you know the conversations I have with people about that who would tell me that I don't need a light? and they also don't have sights that can be seen in low light or no light situations.
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That subject matter won't die either. No. It is. I don't know why. I want the current administration to be successful. I want our country to be as secure and safe and as strong as possible. But I also think we've got to be able to call out the bullshit when bullshit's happening. And there was a large promise on a lot of things. And it seems like they're kind of fucking about.
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Why not release what you said you're going to release? If there's some shit in there that's really hard to explain, take your time to explain it. That's part of the platform that he ran on.
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Like the bullshit, like look at these binders we gave to these social media influencers. Like, can you please treat the American people with at least some level of fucking respect?
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What makes the most sense to you about what he was and what he was doing? Because I have a theory. I bet our theories are very similar.
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I could see him being loosely tied to our, or directly tied to our intelligence apparatus as well.
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To, I think largely the same thing that there's no way that he was operating at that level. Just in the
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The number of times that he bounced up against law enforcement and was kind of set back, I think that he was providing not only that service, but I think if he was tied to the intelligence community, he was doing so to people that they wanted that service tied to so they could then have leverage upon them.
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I think that that would – that explains to me his ability to operate largely what it seems like in plain sight. Yeah. That makes more sense. And people are like – It's the CIA. I'm like, listen, the CIA is an umbrella. There's a bunch of people inside of the CIA.
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And if let's say there was a half a dozen of them that were involved in that in some way, is that the CIA, I guess, because they're working under that charter. But let's not confuse the organization with individuals. You know what I mean? I just – it's too weird. I actually could see the Diddy stuff, right? Maybe innocent until proven guilty. 10,000 metric gallons of lube is odd.
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Yeah. The way I get around it or I've gotten used to it is I will press it out as if I'm just going to use the iron sights because if you set it up correctly, you should be able to co-witness. And so if you line up your iron sights, the red dot's right there. Yeah.
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But I mean it's – Who doesn't have that? But I could also see the same – I could see the same type of situation – being at the very least allowed. And if I get really gnarly about people's intentions, you could see being facilitated from those in power for the same reason, leverage. And then you can control whatever it is that they, whatever world or ecosystem that they're in.
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Do you ever search over to her Instagram to just take a quick look at what it's struggling with mental health looks like.
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Somewhere out there, there's a Rolodex of some pretty gnarly shit for sure. I hope it sees the light of day. I hope so too. I actually don't care if it didn't fucking nearly imploded our government. I'd rather see our government have a hard restart by ejecting those people, entities, organizations, then for this just to exist and never be addressed.
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Yeah. I don't think there's I think continuing on the path that we were on was going to end up being extremely painful. And I'm not an expert on tariffs and geopolitical events or any of that stuff. And I'm aware of the stock market. I quite frankly don't understand how it works. And I'm glad that there's people out there who are experts in that. But there's going to be pain involved somewhere.
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Just my personal theory in life, I'd rather take it up front for a little bit more of an enjoyable tail end than wait for the destruction on the tail end.
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You're an ex-Navy SEAL. You should be an expert. That's true. Well, I can throw knives. Can you kill people with your pinkies? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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That is the part of the conversation I've seen missed by a lot of people. They'll say, well, tariffs, this idea of using tariffs is a horrible thing. And I'll ask him, are you aware of the number of tariffs that are currently on U.S. goods? And if that was such a horrible thing, why did we accept that? So if it's bad, if we tariff other countries – and again, I'm not an economics professor either.
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If it's bad that we're applying tariffs, why isn't it bad that other countries are applying tariffs to us? Agreed. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't. And I don't know why that's lost in the conversation. I don't know if it's a great way to – recalibrate, again, because I don't understand the depth and complexity of what the long-term effects are going to be.
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But if they were okay for other countries to do to us, why is it the worst thing on earth that we're doing them to other countries as well?
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as if because a policy wants to shift back production to the US, that overnight they're going to find people who are skilled enough or that the materials are here or that the factory is here. It's probably a five to 10 year process. Should we be heading down that pipeline? I think we should for self-sustainability. To think it's going to happen overnight is psychotic. Yeah.
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You know, when you're on a campaign trail, I think you can be loose and fast, right? You're in fifth gear. I think the wheels of bureaucracy, especially given the size that we have, you're not even in first gear. It's like a tenth of a percentage of first gear. So you can talk fast, but it moves slow, which sucks.
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That is not my experience. Yeah. I mean, fist fight. Yes. Fist fight or even grappling as well. Like if it's a physical confrontation, they're just going to. I would say unarmed combat. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. So you graduated 215, right? You were my huya class. I remember.
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It's the same experience as my own. As a parent, go ahead and play that game. Play the, if you do this, I'm going to do this. And then they do that, and you don't. And your baseline and template is just constantly shifting. It's not a good approach, in my opinion.
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And only make the threat if you're actually going to be able or willing to follow through with it. Otherwise, pick a different tool.
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The simplest solutions are the ones that are most likely to work.
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I mean, look at military operations. You want to have not a guaranteed failure, but a hard time? Make a really complex plan that has moving pieces and assets everywhere. And let me know how that goes for you. Or the really simple plan. Like, we're just going to walk there.
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Oh, man. My game is I so deeply appreciate people's passion for the sport and how they want to go down these rabbit holes. I would like to shave away absolutely everything that just doesn't work.
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Yeah. And I don't remember in our training pipeline. I went to. Yeah. In a selection program that I was going through for a command on the East Coast, they brought in what somebody will call a hand-to-hand expert. Leave the name out of it. Does it start with a D? Yeah. First name and last name. Double D, if you will. Where I was struck in the head multiple times.
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I mean, I'll just kind of, I mean, I'll take what people give me. You know what I mean? I guess you have one that's the most satisfying. Michael? Cross-collar choke, you think?
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It's a good one, though. Cross-collar choke is just a good one. And it's fundamental. You can hit it from guard. You can hit it from mount. I guess you could. I've never tried it from side control. That would be weird. What about a shirtless meth head? Shirtless meth head I probably would not engage with because I don't want to get herpes or any other blood fucking related transmissible disease.
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I would probably, you're going to have to go with air choke or a blood choke at that point. So probably take their back and just choke them unconscious. But also, I'm not, I don't want to touch my heads. Yeah.
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I do both. I have found, though, that most people wear clothes.
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So there is a large level of applicability in the gi. I don't think you should rely specifically on the collar itself. But up here, I tell you what, six months out of the year, people are wearing a gi top. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I mean, I'm wearing one. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of their gi tops have zippers, too. And hoods. Yeah. No, I mean... There's an argument. I think both are great.
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I was actually talking with Rogan about this years ago because I was asking him because he has a – well, he has a black belt, but I guess he was given a black belt by – I want to say he was one of the Machados. I want to say Jean-Jacques, but I don't want to misspeak. And he was given a black belt by Eddie Bravo. I didn't realize and maybe now –
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Maybe it's changed, or maybe just both of those coaches wanted to just reward him for the time and effort that they put in. Because I think if you're a black belt, you're just a black belt. But I was asking him how he trains. He said he trains both, but the way he focuses on not relying on the gi is he'll roll with no gi grips, even in the gi. which is a cool thing to do.
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It actually saves your fingers quite a bit. Having said that, I'll grab the fuck out of somebody's pants if I need to.
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Well, and it lets you, so Michael, would you say, Ferret say that most of our classes are gi classes? Yeah. He offers a no-gi class, but at Open Mat afterwards, after a class, you can easily go back and forth. You just pop the top off, roll with the no-gi guys, put it back on, you're back rolling. So I think there's a good level of applicability there.
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Have you ever been shown how to pull up the back of the fucking shirt? I have. And then cross collar with that. It's like a garrote wire across their neck.
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In a real world scenario, one, I would never want to jump guard and be on bottom or something like that. I would want to, I would probably arm drag and try to get to their back and choke them unconscious that way. At least that point all their tools in another direction and be behind them. Yeah.
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So for a week, we either got struck in the head in the afternoon, after house runs, or in the morning and then did house runs.
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Just walk away or a nice little tool. Would you rather be shot or stabbed?
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First off, when people ask me that, I'm like, is there an option C where neither of those are? But as a guy who has been shot, I am way more scared of knife injuries than I am of assuming that the person sucks at marksmanship and I'm going to catch a zinger. I would rather have that than get filleted.
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If it's a trained marksman, maybe I'll take the knife. At close distance.
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And, uh, yeah, I mean, I think meth heads have autoclaves, you know what I mean?
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It's a, it's a wild world that we live in. How much longer are you going to stick with the dog stuff? We're talking a little bit, you know, you don't have to talk about where you were thinking about maybe lifting and shifting, but we're both almost pushing 50 at this point. What do you got planned for the – let's assume we're both going to obviously live to 100. So the second half.
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That was literally the only that I remember. And I'm again, cause I've heard this individual may or may not be litigious in nature. So we'll leave a lot out of it, but the stance, the whole theory behind it. And I remember him saying, cause he was the one who actually was there. Yeah. This you're good to go. You fucking murk people in bars with this. Like this is the one solution. I, uh, and I,
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Same here. If I'm in the wheelchair pudding phase of my life, no. No, I wouldn't.
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Fuck, man. I mean, this comes to deeper questions like what is life? What is existence? Because I'm dumb enough, I don't like to think about those things.
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Yeah. And in that experience, if you chose that, that would be about, that would be a specific choice about just yourself. That would be about you or I, or the person making that choice about an experience for only them. And a, I don't know what comes after. I mean, I would put myself as agnostic. I'm not an atheist and I'm not religious. I'm open to both. I just, I don't fucking know, man.
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So I've never, you know, religion has never stuck with me. I've been exposed to it. It's never stuck. So I don't know the answer to that. I don't have, I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know the definition of existence. And I mean, are we sitting here at this table or are we in a fucking simulation theory? I don't know. I don't,
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No, though, the way the way that I have come to think about my own personal life as far as what I want to try to do or who I want to be is I want to be able to be a positive impact on the world around me, the people in place that I am. You can't do that if you take that choice because it's all fake. You might feel like you can, but the reality is you wouldn't be able to.
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So I would land on probably not making that choice. I would rather live a shorter amount of time, but actually try to impact people's lives as opposed to extend my own personal life and live in a simulation forever.
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Yeah. Yeah. I, and again, I'm functioning as an idiot, like literally a functioning idiot. But I think If you knew you could do that, I think it would change the way people viewed their life because they could say, I'll just take care of, you know what I mean? I'm not going to risk anything. I'll do the, I'll do all the risky shit when it's not real. When I'm hooked up to the machine. Yeah.
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I avoid violence at all costs. Michael and I both do jiu-jitsu. I've been at it for about seven years at this point. Really enjoy it. You do jiu-jitsu as well, right? It's not magic. You need striking and all this. I look back at the things that I was taught. I'm like, none of that works.
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I think knowing that you have a limited amount of time, if you've ever seen those, uh, I've seen advertisements from, I don't actually have one. Have you ever seen those wall charts that list out the average amount of weeks that a human being lives?
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And people cross them off as they go. Yeah. You know, the Stokes thought a lot about mortality. They actually thought it was important to consider your own mortality because it will shift the way that you spend the time that you have left because we don't know. I think if you remove that, I don't know what would happen. My suspicion is some weird shit would happen. For sure.
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He, dude. I honestly, I have to stop myself from posting pictures of balls on Instagram because sometimes they'll stand there and what I want to do is take a picture of something past, but I want to get it through the sack. People need to understand what he's packing. I mean, Michael, you've seen it in person. It's impressive. If he was a human being, they'd be fucking cantaloupes.
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And I think it is now, but I think what would have been cool is if they could have introduced something, whether it was Muay Thai or boxing or jujitsu or whatever, let people pick, right. Or just call it MMA. Yeah. Get people with enough that they could go. I mean, in the morning, like over my last, I was at trade at the opposite trade at, or the training officer, which one?
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Oh, let's just say I've heard on the streets that he bet a lot more people than- Like dozens. Multiple dozens. The old commander, I believe his name was.
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the dog food business, right? You're meeting your, Michael and I were literally having this conversation yesterday about, you know, people, they write emails in and they ask about stuff. And a lot of the times they ask about, hey, I'm doing this job, but it just doesn't fill my cup. But I think I might love doing this other job.
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Should I give up what I'm doing that's filling my, that's meeting my economic requirements and pursue my passion? What should I do? My answer is always like, you know, maybe try to figure out a way to do both. But let's assume you could get the
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the dog business, running to a place where it didn't require a lot of your time, whether that be the food, the dogs that you're taking in, what would you do outside of that world? What are you passionate about outside of that world?
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I don't fucking remember. It's 13 years ago. I think it was the opposite training over team three opposite, uh, trade at the first floor on the Northern side was that massive gym.
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You could get guys started where then in the morning they could just train with themselves. You know what I mean? Like you're a purple belt at this point, right? Yeah. Yeah. You could easily in the morning go lift for whatever and then do 30, you know what I mean? Like you could still have that ability, ability to polish the blade. Yeah. Yeah. It's possible, and I think it's important.
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I feel like we could go POV camera on dog, POV camera on Michael.
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It's for the, listen, the people need and want to see this. They don't want to, they need to. All right. So just, you're going to sacrifice yourself.
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Up here, it's very cool dual sport terrain. You're talking logging roads and all that. So I have a KTM 1290. Is it Super Duke? Super Adventure R, I think it is. I don't know, whichever one it is. It's cool, though. Yeah. Because it does good on the street, but at the same time, it also does well. Yeah, I see what you're saying.
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That's why I like that KTM. It's a super upright position. I don't do well on the fully swept forward, leaning out. Yeah. I can appreciate it.
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I think if it is, it's probably more because the guys are actually pursuing it on their own. Yeah, yeah. And, uh, and I think honestly, the, those type of practices or martial arts, I think, uh, I bet you a lot of people have found them before they even went into the military. So it's just carry over at this point because the popularity is going through the roof.
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That's my dream car, is the Hennessey Raptor. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that thing's nuts. It's nuts. Also, if anybody out there has a quarter million dollars they want to give me so I can buy it. I like trucks. That's amazing. I've never been in a Ferrari, though, so I can't really talk about the experience.
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I guess, you know, it's not the fire hands associated with said mechanism.
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It's not that I don't want to drive it. I don't want to wreck it and have to pay for it.
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The issue is not my desire to drive. The issue is my desire to pay for the damage I might do.
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Damn it, that was going to be a video. You're surprised by that. I'll give you an example of why. When he said the Hannibal Lecter, what movie is that from? Sounds of the Lambs.
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No, it takes a lot of time. Just like driving these cars safely, though, it takes a lot of time. And if you're passionate about it, you start at the beginning, but you enjoy it so much along the way that you don't even realize you're kind of hitting these mandatory knowledge and experience wickets. It's cool you've identified that, though. Yeah.
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I get a lot of emails from people who they haven't they their words, not mine, have described life as being like joyless. You know, they don't they haven't identified anything that they're passionate about. And the only advice I really can give anybody is keep exploring.
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And that's in every community. People look at it at a national level, which I think is great and I actually would support. like two years of mandatory service, not necessarily the military, but like Red Cross doctrine, like whatever, just serve. And if you could do it outside of where you live, I think that'd be spectacular. But every community has somewhere where you can volunteer.
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It is a state, a federal at, or at a local area that it exists.
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They have to have a shift in mindset a little bit, too. If you look at our old job... they were valuable. They're very competent, but we lived in a world where people presented us with the problems to solve. We weren't often looking for them ourselves. And you know, this as well as anybody else who goes out and goes into business on your own, you have to find this problem that you want to solve.
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And so it takes that shift in mindset of, I am now at a place in my life where nobody is going to be giving me problems to solve. I have all the tools necessary. I though have to go find that problem.
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At the end of 08. What, you know, looking back on it. What do you think of your service now, looking back on it? Because I'm at 13 years now of when I separated. Actually, hold on. Let me carry the one on that. 14 years at this point. Almost. In June, it'll be 14 years. My thoughts on service have changed, specifically about my own or the utility of it or the meaningfulness of it. I'm curious.
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Have you ever had somebody who is an actual fighter gives you like a, just like a little 30% little. Yeah. It's horrible. It feels, I've seen it drop people like a sniper shot to the chest.
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I mean, it feels like a fucking log is hitting you in the leg. I mean, it's crazy. How much more does that give you appreciation for watching the UFC and they're standing there trading those shots?
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I would be shocked if there's a generation of veterans that it doesn't arrive at that place at some point in time. Yeah. I don't think we are living. I don't know if anybody's creating new shit at this point. I think we're almost on a little bit of a repeat cycle over time. Yeah. I really think that that is a.
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commonplace, especially as you get older, when you look back on the service and the things that the government asked you to do and for the reasons that they told you that you were doing them. And then over the course of time, you get a different optic on those reasons.
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Again, nobody's creating new shit. We're doing the same shit through different mediums.
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I didn't realize how much I put my family through, like sleepless nights, worrying about what I was up to. I was full on. The universe consisted of and started with me, and that was it. And this is what I want to do. And hey, cool, 9-11 happened. I'm going to get to do operationally my job. Let's put the gas pedal in the Ferrari to the floor. The stress and all of that, the price tag
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We signed on the dotted line. I understood what I was conceptually, I guess, signing up for. The cost, though, is all of that wear and tear that you put on the people that support you. I mean, I think we could win every single battle and engagement with individuals, but we'd lose every single war if it wasn't for the families that support the people that come back. And that's the cost.
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And that shit is forgotten. Yeah. Indeed. And the guys, I think at this point, I saw a stat now for our era, there are more veterans that have killed themselves through suicide than the conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq combined. That's gnarly. And that's indicative of the cost of asking people to do those things. I don't think the government is suited or tooled to probably help those individuals.
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I personally think that there might be a role for an NGO or another entity outside of the government
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Michael prefers a male therapist over a female. Like the strong hands? I'm not getting into this conversation.
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They were taking month long journeys to get home or weeks on ships.
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Oh, there's, I know what you're talking about. There's an entire ecosystem that exists around that.
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They're giving you a looser lending criteria that would allow you to qualify for potentially more.
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I mean, whether or not you're qualified to pay for that more.
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Yeah. There's a couple, I mean, Michael, Google how many veterans there are. I know that about 0.05% of the U S population is currently serving. I think it's like 3%, right? Or is it 1% for veterans? I'm just trying to think of the, so, so 3% of 360 million, we're about 10 million people right there. That's 15 million, 15 million. All right.
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So that'd be 15 people, 15 million people removed from the tax basis. Let's say half the population is under 18. So not paying taxes. So we're at 180 beat 165 million people. It might make a dent. It might be a blip, but it wouldn't be galactic.
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You know, I mean, have you ever seen the woman on it's a clip and maybe I'm seeing a clip where she is arguing that they did pass an audit while saying that they didn't.
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It's not what that we don't know where the money is. And the guy's like, but you didn't pass the audit. No, no, no. we didn't pass the audit, but we know it was the craziest circular logic that I've ever fucking seen.
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There are so many ways where you could reduce the bigger number. I mean, Were you ever in a supply role at all for one of your platoons? Thank God, no. Briefly, and I'm not saying this applies to the whole industry at large, why is there a different cost for things sold to the government versus individuals? Why is it so much more expensive often?
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There's a fucking way right there we could cut costs. I would love to see the Department of Defense budget drastically reduced while efficiency goes through the roof. Right. Because both can be true. For sure. Yeah. Make sure that they have absolutely what they need, the best cutting edge shit. And I'm here to tell you right now it can be done.
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I'm not going to say at a fraction of the cost because I don't have enough data to support that, but cheaper than it's currently being done. Significantly less.
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Yeah. And why it's not is... I mean, why it's not my personal guess is there's enough people in that system with their fingers in the pot. There is more incentive for it to stay the way that it is than to change.
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You know, that is actually one of the biggest sticking points for me too, is you just, as somebody who participates in politics, as somebody, as an observer and some voting citizen, it is one of the most vitriol filled spaces that I've ever seen. It's nasty. Yeah. And like you said, the family's getting drug into that. What, what?
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Well, I don't think the founding fathers ever imagined the structure that they created being used at the size, scope, and scale that it is.
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Yeah, I'd be interested to see how the system played out. Out of the time you spent in the teams, what do you think is the most important takeaway you've taken from that time?
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Yeah. The earlier, the better, actually. Yeah. Nothing that doesn't age like a fine red from France.
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I'm just grabbing these ideas. I'm just, what could make good content?
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Listen, the best thing to do when you're exposed to generational trauma is to pass it on.
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And you know why? Because at the end of the day, we're all human, but we have this lens that we look and judge other people through that we don't judge ourselves through. Like, I know I am an imperfect person. I am going to fuck up. And it's not fun to say when you did fuck up, but you'll do it personally and professionally and everything in between.
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So will everybody else because every person that you're looking at is imperfect as well. Yeah. And that is why I think the recovery arc or the recovery arc stories are actually so powerful when people are willing to do that and rebuild. That's why they have the ability to do so. And people will accept that change and accept them for who they are if they're willing to step up in front of it.
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I have apologized to my kids many times and I try to do it as soon as possible. And I just I explained, though, I just talk to them like nothing. Age appropriate, obviously. But I'm doing the best I can. I don't have an instruction list. Sometimes my emotions get the best of me. I shouldn't have said that. This is what I should have done. But yeah, you address it up front.
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I know. I got to meet my wife at noon. What do you want to close it out with? Because she'll fuck both of us up. She's a goddamn three-star black belt. Can you not take her?
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As I was winning... I saw the shift in her eyes and I realized it's not worth it.
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Yes, just in general. No, no, no. Even if you can beat your spouse. Don't do it. We end in draws. If push came to shove. Yeah. Dude, size and strength are real. I'm a fucking 220 pound dude. Yeah. She's not a 220 pound dude. Yeah. Yeah. She is better at jujitsu than me. I could overpower her. Yeah. You're, you're good enough to where it size and strength matters. Yeah.
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Write it around late purple, early Brown. Yeah. Yeah. It's not magic.
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Okay, good.
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That sounds pretty pog, actually. So why don't you go ahead and just do that?
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She's like, here you go, sweetheart! Have fun with Ickbar! Schmicklestein!
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"'More than anything!'
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Protect me from what?
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Jesus! Whoa! Yeah, there's a lot of abortions. Hey, Iqbar, what is this?
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Loud and clear, Akbar.
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Hey, Mama, can I get to the mason jar in your closet? Not now, son.
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Whatever you need, son. All right, mom, I love you.
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Your new nails look nice.
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I gotta have teeth.
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More than anything.
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More than anything in the world.
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Yeah. That doesn't really seem like a game to me, if I'm being honest.
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Oh, I'm scared.
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It's like a gang initiation. It's like, okay.
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I really don't think I should go. Sorry.
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That sounds great. Where's one of those?
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You're not Mr. White Mouth. You can't say that stuff. Seriously. You're going to get yourself in trouble. Mr. White Mouth is pretty homophobic. Yes, but that's actually pretty insensitive. I wish you wouldn't say that.
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Mr. White Mouth, you can't be problematic. Mr. White Mouth, could you just stop saying that, please?
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I'm five. I'm five years old.
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You feel like you're bullying me. I think I'm being pressured into this. Dare program time. I'm not going to do it.
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Maybe some other time. I don't know if I have enough imagination. I could get hurt.
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I don't think... Can we start with maybe like a towel? Maybe a pillow? Maybe a ball or something. Just a soft... I'd even be up for like a baseball or something. I'll even bend the knee to a ball. Like a baseball. Don't be gay. Don't be gay. Oh, Mr. Weidman, I don't think that language is appropriate. I just think that the knives and the uses, I think you're kind of a bad guy.
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I think you're not a nice person.
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I'll be spanked and grounded for a year!
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I mean, knives aren't safe to just throw in the air!
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Fuck, I'm sorry, man. I'm fucking scared. You're scaring me. This is a lot. Yeah, it's like, fuck's sakes, I can't... I can't fucking... Knives, man.
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Jeez, dude. Gosh. I mean, I can't fucking jump out a window. I'm fucking sick. Fuck.
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You see that too, right, Dad? Dad, did you see the tiny man in the window with the knife?
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Yeah, I don't think it's really a great idea. Okay. I guess, I mean, maybe tomorrow.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
He had a passion for it, you know. He was really good at it, and he loved doing it.
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8 | The Rear View Mirror
You could see that he liked it, you know, that he appreciated the fact that he had helped somebody.
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8 | The Rear View Mirror
The firefighting thing, he liked that more than I did. I mean, sure, you know, it's a lot of fun. It's exciting. You know, there's always the thrill of, are you going to get blown up or not? You know, so, I mean, it's kind of an adrenaline rush kind of thing. But your dad was more, way more into the firefighting thing than I ever was.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
He always wanted to be the first guy in, get there and get his air pack on and get in before anybody else could get in there. You know, he always wanted to be at the front of the line for that. I remember a couple of times he got hurt at fire scenes and I was just like, geez, settle down, man. You don't have to be the first guy in all the time. And he was like, I got to get in there.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
He had to be the first guy in, you know, he really wanted that.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
The scariest call I ever did in my life. We had a fire at a, it was a grocery store, but it used to be a bowling alley. So it had the bowstring truss roof, you know, the arched roof like that. And it was very high roof in the place. So they had to get a 30-foot extension ladder to get up there. And this 30-foot banger weighs a ton. It's like three guys got to carry it, you know.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
And they had one guy healing it, and that was your dad. And they had this firefighter in full gear in an air pack going up into the scuttle. And he was a big guy. He was probably a 260-pound firefighter. And he had 50 pounds of gear and air pack. So 310 pounds you're talking about. And he was all the way up at the tip of the ladder going in the scuttle. And the ladder kicked out.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
And it fell on your dad. And the firefighter came down and he landed right on top of your dad. And he is down on the ground and he looked like shit. He was gray. And I thought, oh my God, he's really hurt bad. And it was probably the worst call I've ever done in my life because I was so emotionally invested in the call.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
And everybody's running around and screaming and people are flying back and forth. And I'm telling them, slow down. They're like running with the stretcher. I didn't want them to dump it over and hurt him again. And so everything got under control. We got him in the ambulance. And my partner, Joe...
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
was on the phone to the hospital, and your dad's telling him, he started coming around a bit, and he says, tell him this, tell him that, tell him this. My partner hands the phone to your dad and says, do you want to talk to him or do you want me to talk to him? He's still bossing everybody around. And your dad goes, no, go ahead. That's when I knew he was going to be okay.
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8 | The Rear View Mirror
But it was really scary because I've seen a lot of people look like he looked at that time, that have died on us on the way to the hospital. So it was really scary, you know. The doctor even said that, you know, if he hadn't been in such good physical condition at the time, that he would have never survived it.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
I knew he was struggling with stuff, but I couldn't tell what. And I didn't really ask him because I felt like he wasn't going to tell me anyway. You know, he likes to play his cards very close to the chest when it comes to his personal life and feelings and what he's going through.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
You would look at his arms. They were clear as day. You could see the veins from his fucking, his inner elbow all the way down to his wrist and following up towards his shoulder. They were just gross. You knew something was up, you know? It was fucking horrible.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
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8 | The Rear View Mirror
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8 | The Rear View Mirror
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8 | The Rear View Mirror
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8 | The Rear View Mirror
Right before he moved out to California, he called me up and we were talking and I just knew it. You know, I don't want to call it the twin thing because we never had that. But he, there was something about him his tone, something. And I left work and I went to the apartment and I walked in and he was sitting there in a chair and that pistol was sitting right next to him.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
And I looked at him and I said, what are you doing? I don't remember the response, but I said, you should probably give me that. And he said, I think you're right. So as far as I'm concerned, I saved his life. because he was in a really bad place.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
And I just hope to God I get forgiven for this. I just hope he can forgive me. I really do.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
Be careful with choices, people. Be careful with the choices you make. They can come back and haunt your lifetime.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
He changed my life. Just being friends with him. He helped me grow. stand up for myself and be more assertive in my life and changed my life, you know, forever. And when I was going into treatment center and I was struggling, I went and sat and talked to your dad and he probably doesn't even remember it. It really helped me get on the path I needed to be on.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
You know, he really steered me in the right direction, which is kind of funny because he was probably messed up at the time himself, you know, but put me on the path for my recovery. I wish he understood how important that he is to me. I'm basically here because of him, but he doesn't probably realize that.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
With everything in consideration, I just, I can't, you know, be the better man and forgive and forget. I just can't do it because there's just too many things for too long, and I just can't do it.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
I have many video tapes to look back on, on the happy times. I don't have any tapes of the horrible times. Which makes me happy.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
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8 | The Rear View Mirror
Imagine you're scrolling through TikTok. You come across a video of a teenage girl and then a photo of the person suspected of killing her. It was shocking. It was very shocking. Like, that could have been my daughter. Like, you never know. I'm Jen Swan. I'm the host of a new podcast called My Friend Daisy.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
It's the story of how and why a group of teenagers turn to social media to help track down their friend's killer. Listen to My Friend Daisy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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8 | The Rear View Mirror
In 2020, a group of young women found themselves in an AI-fuelled nightmare. Someone was posting photos. It was just me naked.
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8 | The Rear View Mirror
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Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
A crime makes headlines. People talk about it for a few days, then it disappears. But for the people left behind, their story is just beginning. But at night, we hear the garage opening and my son hears it. We freak out. Honestly, I didn't tell my son this, but I thought that was it. From the Exactly Right Network, this is The Knife.
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8 | The Rear View Mirror
Real stories of crimes ripple effects told by those who live them. New episodes every Thursday. Listen to The Knife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
The cops are just as crooked as the criminals. It's the brotherhood of the cops, you know, and you're so dependent on them that I wouldn't even be here today if I hadn't stayed on the right side of that.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
Crushed by the wind, I'm tired. I'd see you cause I'm living alone.
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8 | The Rear View Mirror
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Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
How do you feel in me telling you these things about his mob life? Well, I'm not surprised. You know, none of it's shocking to me. Because I, you know, I knew him at the point where he was transitioning. You know, that's when I first met him. You know, so... I mean, I knew he was way different than the other people I was working with, you know.
Crook County
8 | The Rear View Mirror
But I saw all the upside potential of your dad, you know, because he was really good at being a paramedic and a firefighter.
Crook County
4 | Keeper Of A House Of Prostitution
One minute it was there and one minute it wasn't.
Crook County
4 | Keeper Of A House Of Prostitution
One minute it was there and one minute it wasn't.
Crook County
7 | The Devil Won't Leave Me Alone
When we're five years into Prohibition, the government is starting to go, okay, this isn't working.
Crook County
7 | The Devil Won't Leave Me Alone
Ja, das war eine Anzeige für den Hüter eines Prostituiertenhauses. Richtig.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
Did you kill her? Listen to The Real Killer Season 3 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
It was big news. I mean, white girl gets murdered, found in a cemetery, big, big news.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
When a young woman is murdered, a desperate search for answers takes investigators to some unexpected places. He believed it could be part of a satanic cult.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
I think there were many individuals present. I don't know who pulled the trigger.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
A long investigation stalls until someone changes their story. I, like, saw the whole thing happen. An arrest, trial, and conviction soon follow. You just saw his body just kind of collapsing. Two decades later, a new team of lawyers says their client is innocent. He did not kill her. There's no way. Is the real killer rightly behind bars or still walking free? Are you capable of murder?
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
Listen to The Real Killer Season 3 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
67-year-old Roy Williams, head of the powerful Teamsters Union, guilty on all counts. 59-year-old Alan Dorfman of suburban Deerfield, guilty on all counts. Dorfman, a Chicago insurance executive and former consultant to the Teamsters Pension Fund, has close ties to the crime syndicate. 53-year-old Joseph Joey the Clown Lombardo, Lombardo of Chicago, guilty on all counts.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
Lombardo has been identified by federal investigators as a high-ranking member of the Chicago Crime Syndicate.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
45-year-old Thomas O'Malley, a former Chicago policeman, guilty on all counts. Massa and the other four defendants face up to 55 years in prisons.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
The message from this jury is quite clear, and that at least in this district, that conduct charged in the indictment when proven by the government will not be tolerated. On top of all this, the turf wars were still raging.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
I'll split your fucking head open again, because I'm fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
I don't know whether you know this or not, but you only have your fucking casino because I made that possible.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
Where the fuck you get off talking to people about me behind my back going over my head? You're fucking warned. Don't ever go over my fucking head again, you motherfucker, you.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
A man by the name of Tony Spolatro has attracted the attention of law enforcement officials, some of whom think Spolatro is the most cunning and dangerous member of the crime syndicate.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
Spolatro would eventually be linked to as many as 25 mob-related killings, Witnesses died.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
He was acquitted. There were at least 15 other arrests, not a single conviction. Law enforcement officials had yet to beat Spolatro in court.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
A longtime Chicago mob observer reported, Some predict Tony will take a big fall someday, but it hasn't happened yet. So far. Spolatro has lived a charmed life.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
With dozens of crime figures from Chicago, New York, and other cities recently convicted or indicted, there may be a shortage of mob men available who could run Las Vegas' rackets as profitably and as efficiently as federal authorities believe Spolatro did. You couldn't ask...
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
Crushed by the way that I'm tired. I see it because I'm living alone.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
Many rescue vehicles leaving the area, more coming in, fighting rush hour traffic to get there. Just an unbelievable sight. Hundreds of people milling around, wishing that they could help, wanting to help, I'm sure. But the heat is so intense from the smoldering wreckage, it's almost impossible to get close to some of the areas of the plane that are left.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
They are still taking bodies out every few minutes. The firemen are still here. All of these emergency personnel, quite dedicated to the task. Highly professional people, but of course, touched by the emotion of this day and this night.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
It was big news. I mean, white girl gets murdered, found in a cemetery, big, big news.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
When a young woman is murdered, a desperate search for answers takes investigators to some unexpected places. He believed it could be part of a satanic cult.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
I think there were many individuals present. I don't know who pulled the trigger.
Crook County
6 | Fire In The Sky
A long investigation stalls until someone changes their story. I saw the whole thing that happened. An arrest, trial, and conviction soon follow. He just saw his body just kind of collapsing. Two decades later, a new team of lawyers says their client is innocent. He did not kill her. There's no way. Is the real killer rightly behind bars or still walking free? Are you capable of murder?
Crook County
1 | Give Me Your F**kin Money
I didn't know he was in the mob until maybe 20 years after you guys were born.
Crook County
1 | Give Me Your F**kin Money
You could see why he could be an enforcer. A blind rage, out of control, violent person.
Crook County
1 | Give Me Your F**kin Money
It actually rotated around our house, looking as if it was peering in each window of our home.
Crook County
1 | Give Me Your F**kin Money
What about retribution from, could it be the mob? Could it be police? What's the worry there?
Crook County
1 | Give Me Your F**kin Money
It destroyed our life. It destroyed our marriage. It destroyed my kids. It really destroyed everything.
Crook County
5 | Bully
In Mississippi, Yazoo Clay keeps secrets. 7,000 bodies out there or more. A forgotten asylum cemetery.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Is that long ago? Yeah, I got married and, well, I left school in 07 and I moved to Atlanta. I pretty much came back like maybe once and it was too much drama and so I never came back.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Did you wish your father a happy birthday? I should call my dad. You probably should. I'm the shittiest son of a bitch. Oh my God. That's hilarious.
Crook County
5 | Bully
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Crook County
5 | Bully
Is that, wait, so did the stabbing come because you... That was a different, that was a different time.
Crook County
5 | Bully
The story's always been that he was the bully of the bullies and he would beat up the bullies at school. He's the protector of the innocent at school.
Crook County
5 | Bully
He was a freaking psycho. Protector of the innocent? Did he tell you that? He said he was the bully. He was the bully.
Crook County
5 | Bully
I mean, the amazing thing is I don't see you as having any of this volatility. Nope. And this violence. Not like that. Dad, he never struck us.
Crook County
5 | Bully
He never struck us. Yeah. And that's another thing that's so bizarre about this. It's like why, again, why we never even, like, you know, I've seen him beat up a guy or two or three or five.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Never in a million years would you think that you'd see your parents' house taped off by that yellow tape. And they said, you know, I'm scared of being killed.
Crook County
5 | Bully
They left behind a wall of blood and the key to a secret. It was a very brutal crime scene. One of the worst I've ever seen. Murder in the Moonlight. A new podcast from Dateline. Listen now.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Let's not forget that David Bloom was a professional con artist, so you didn't stand a chance.
Crook County
5 | Bully
He took over 100 people for over $15 million. One of the victims was his own grandmother.
Crook County
5 | Bully
I was married to David for almost 10 years. It was insane. I was barely functioning. And I just had this realization that he will not stop until he kills me.
Crook County
5 | Bully
You know, I'm glad you brought up workout, martial arts stuff, because that's something I actually completely forgot about.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Many students are attracted to Chung Mu Kwan because the training looks impressive. The schools say that by developing a strong mind and body, you not only learn self-defense, but also learn to understand yourself and find true happiness. A school brochure says Chung Mu Kwan is an investment in life.
Crook County
5 | Bully
There are 10 Chungmookwon schools in the Chicago area and a dozen others across the country. They were founded here in the late 1970s by John C. Kim, a former maintenance man who promotes himself as a martial arts master. His followers say he has supernatural powers. His powers were phenomenal. They made him seem like a god to us.
Crook County
5 | Bully
We talked to dozens of former students and instructors who've been with Chung Mu Kwan over the last 12 years. Most of them asked us to disguise their identities. They say they're afraid because the schools they were at thrived on an atmosphere of intimidation and violence.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Our investigation found that some of the schools have also exploited students to take their money and to take over their minds. That's why experts call it a cult.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Experts say that some Chang Mu Kwan students seem to be subjected to a form of mind control that begins with a martial arts training. For example, constantly repeating a movement or holding poses for long periods on orders from their instructor.
Crook County
5 | Bully
What happens is that they go into an altered state of consciousness. In that type of altered state, They're very susceptible to suggestions. It's the same kind of thing that takes place in a hypnotic trance.
Crook County
5 | Bully
You can begin to listen to that crowd. They know, they can tell, slowly but surely, the 1970s are disappearing. The 1980s will be upon us.
Crook County
5 | Bully
What happens is that they go into an altered state of consciousness. It's the same kind of thing that takes place in a hypnotic trance. Hypnotic trance. Hypnotic trance.
Crook County
5 | Bully
First of 1980 in America. We have a brand new decade. It's a whole new beginning. Everybody, please, kiss your loved one. Come on, kiss your loved one. Your wife, your husband, your sweetheart, and whoever is next to you. Everybody, let's hear it. Everybody, sing.
Crook County
5 | Bully
In Mississippi, Yazoo Clay keeps secrets. 7,000 bodies out there or more. A forgotten asylum cemetery.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Never in a million years would you think that you'd see your parents' house taped off by that yellow tape. And they said, you're one dead and being killed.
Crook County
5 | Bully
They left behind a wall of blood and the key to a secret. It was a very brutal crime scene, one of the worst I've ever seen. Murder in the Moonlight, a new podcast from Dateline. Listen now.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Our iHeartRadio Music Awards are coming back Monday, March 17th on Fox. Starring Bad Bunny.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Your host. iHeartRadio. LL Cool J. Are you guys ready to have some fun tonight? Plus iHeart Innovator Award recipient Lady Gaga.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Never in a million years would you think that you'd see your parents' house taped off by that yellow tape. And they said, you're one dead of being killed.
Crook County
5 | Bully
They left behind a wall of blood and the key to a secret. It was a very brutal crime scene, one of the worst I've ever seen. Murder in the Moonlight, a new podcast from Dateline. Listen now.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Our iHeartRadio Music Awards are coming back Monday, March 17th on Fox. Starring Bad Bunny.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Your host. iHeartRadio. LL Cool J. Are you guys ready to have some fun tonight? Plus iHeart Innovator Award recipient Lady Gaga.
Crook County
5 | Bully
7,000 bodies out there, or more. All former patients of the old state asylum.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Never in a million years would you think that you'd see your parents' house taped off by that yellow tape. And they said, your mom and dad have been killed.
Crook County
5 | Bully
They left behind a wall of blood and the key to a secret. It was a very brutal crime scene. One of the worst I've ever seen. Murder in the Moonlight. A new podcast from Dateline. Listen now.
Crook County
5 | Bully
Let's not forget that David Bloom was a professional con artist, so you didn't stand a chance.
Crook County
5 | Bully
He took over 100 people for over $15 million. One of the victims was his own grandmother.
Crook County
5 | Bully
I was married to David for almost 10 years. It was insane. I was barely functioning. And I just had this realization that he will not stop until he kills me.
Crook County
Inside Crook County: Behind the Mic with Kyle Tekiela
Jeremy, I want to tell you something.
Crook County
Inside Crook County: Behind the Mic with Kyle Tekiela
Jeremy, I want to tell you something.
Dateline NBC
The Haunted House Confession
She told me Colin told her to meet him in the shed behind his house.
Dateline NBC
The Haunted House Confession
Colin told her to meet him in the shed and not to tell anybody.
Dateline NBC
The Haunted House Confession
Her grandpa called her, um, right before we got to the end of the street, said, hey, it's getting dark. She was like, it's okay, Papa, I'll be home soon.
Dateline Originals
Deadly Mirage - Ep. 2: The Man on the Motorcycle
They made their choices. They're adults. Unfortunately, sometimes it doesn't work out the way you'd hoped.
Decoder with Nilay Patel
Vimeo CEO Philip Moyer is betting on the human touch — and AI
I was just at the airport last night and I saw that enforcement was delayed until 2025. So what on earth is happening in the last quarter? 20 years, do we just throw up our hands in the air and give up?
Digital Social Hour
The Truth About DEI & Why It’s Failing in America | Matt Dearden DSH #1214
Yeah.
Digital Social Hour
The Truth About DEI & Why It’s Failing in America | Matt Dearden DSH #1214
Yeah.
Good Guys
Look Mom! We Made It!
good guys asking for an opinion on some family drama. So it turns out that my dad who managed finances for my mom lied to her about a few things. He said that he paid taxes in which he did not for the past five years. He also has accrued $40,000 in debt that she was unaware of. And thinking that they were doing really well with their finances, she comes to learn that they're not.
Good Guys
Look Mom! We Made It!
Now, my dad is not the healthiest man. So I'm trying to balance how do I make sure that I maintain some sort of relationship with him before he unfortunately passes away. but also how do I hold him accountable for all the pain that he caused my mom because she is my ride or die. Looking for advice and opinions. Love the pod. Thanks.
IHIP News
Vice President JD Vance DOWNPLAYS the Holocaust
Our neighbors are no longer our allies. We are dealing with a regime next door to us that is ignoring the international rule of law, and we have to take this dead serious.
Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast
Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25
I'm going to check the... Let's check Framework right now. Check Toyota. See what's up with the freezes.
Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast
Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25
bowser no who was that no come on man who was that bowser told the cbc bowser told cbc as we saw a comment but it still got me so bad who does this bowser sound like it sounded like an actor that's so kind of sounded like my seth rogan like yeah there you go uh oh
Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast
Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25
Yeah, there we go.
Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast
Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25
A baker's dozen.
LUIGI
COMING March 24: Law&Crime's LUIGI (Extended Trailer)
He's approached from behind by this assailant who pulls out a weapon and starts firing at him.
LUIGI
COMING March 24: Law&Crime's LUIGI (Extended Trailer)
We have a manifesto that he's written that literally explains why this particular person was targeted.
LUIGI
COMING March 24: Law&Crime's LUIGI (Extended Trailer)
He has been identified as Luigi Nicholas Mangione.
LUIGI
COMING March 24: Law&Crime's LUIGI (Extended Trailer)
I was targeted, premeditated, and meant to sow terror.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: The R Train
This is the Lost Podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: The R Train
Now he's off the fucking show. Fly from your grave.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Annabelle Rides Again
there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Annabelle Rides Again
Oh, the guy fucking stuck himself in the butthole with the cucumber. Oh, the guy fucking the cucumber. Yes. They got him.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Annabelle Rides Again
How you say? Cucumber. How you say? How you say? I saw the man. Me and Alec went for a long walk the other day. First, he tell me about the killing woman. And I say, oh, Alec, don't be sad today. It's happy day. And I saw the man. He fuck the cucumber. I think you call it cucumber. He say, oh, I make. He say he make a special Greek salad with his special home recipe tzatziki.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bagpipes & Body Bags
I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bagpipes & Body Bags
Or fritter form. Fried, yeah. Yeah, fried.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
I mean, at least give them the grace of coming up with a fun story about why you have to kill them.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
He was the JTT of the family. So was he talented?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
There's nothing that happens on these channels except you watch them in their intimate moments. So like it's hard to know whether he's talented. Maybe he is.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Because she was so at that point had been abusing them so deeply that she posted it herself and like didn't think anything of it. And people were like, what do you mean he hasn't had a bed in eight months?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
It's so weird that people hate kids and you can like willingly say that and treat them this way. And that's like one of the last few bastions of...
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Yes, he wanted to be a child that did not want to flog. And that was not acceptable.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Jodi Hildebrandt is a woman who is a licensed therapist or was until jail. She's now incarcerated for aggravated child abuse. And she is a part of a much bigger issue within the LDS culture, which is she is a therapist who engaged in sex therapy. Addiction therapy.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Well, that and just adults, too. In the Mormon world, sex addiction can mean your husband won't accept porn once a month. They call them a sex addict. And they send them to literal meetings like AA, 12-step programs.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Oh, I need you to watch porn to kind of just, you know, take the edge off a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
But they'll send you in these meetings with like actual child predators because they equate that as the same thing.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
It is. It is openly said that you can literally go to the Latter-day Saints website right now and see that in writing. So... child molestation, having sex consensually with the same-sex partner, masturbating.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
I mean, literally all of it is the same. So if you end up in one of these sex addiction centers or in these 12-step programs in the church, you might be somebody who is a weekly masturbator next to somebody who had kids in their basement and got out of jail and is on the sex offenders registry.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
That's why at LPN you have mandatory masturbation meetings for people who aren't masturbating enough.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
I mean, if you don't, you're just climbing up the walls like an exorcism.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
So Jodi Hildebrandt was one of these therapists. There is a huge network of therapists in the LDS community who make millions of dollars from these people who come in for their services.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Jodi's house, when she was arrested, was valued at $6.5 million, I believe.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Well, when everybody has a sexual addiction, yeah, they're all going to go to her and give her money.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
I just need you to hold on to that. It's tens of thousands of dollars they're giving these people. And it's church, it's church recommended. So the church is telling them when they go to their bishops, they go, I touched my Peter. I touched it. And then the bishop goes, you need help. For science? That's the first thing he asked.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
There's no actual clergy in the LDS church. It's only people who have. So it could be your plumber is also your bishop. They are people who have never been to school and they have other jobs. So you're going and talking to this guy who might also be like doing your HVAC about your masturbation, including kids. They're going to these dudes.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
That makes me scared for like tattletales because what if they work at CVS and they see me getting Plan B?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Look at this bald prick. Some people defend him. I am a 100% Kevin hater.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
I cannot defend this man. Like, he makes me crazy.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And it's in Utah. So he had to walk through desert and rocks. He's barefoot.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Handcuffed and like duct tape over the handcuffs. So like cuts and bruises. He was covered in blood. Push him into cactuses and stuff as a baby.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Well, very rarely. And also, then they sometimes turn into Michael Jackson, if you know what I'm saying.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
I'm listening. I'm listening. Uh, yeah. And obviously I think also on that point, I think it reflects more on the person who's hitting than the person who's receiving the hitting that that's saying a lot about your character and how much of a child you are. But, uh,
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
One of the things I don't think is always mentioned is that the reason that Kevin, Ruby's husband and her eldest son, Chad, had to leave the house, according to Jodi Hildebrandt, their therapist, who was becoming enmeshed with their family, which she had done to multiple families before this.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Just never to a family vlogger. So it was very insulated inside the LDS church. But this is like. I think they had, like, almost 2 million subscribers on YouTube.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Yeah, so you would watch it, and it was two women sitting on the couch talking about accountability and, like, punishment culture.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
With an ex. And meanwhile, there's two kids in a safe, in a human-sized safe, locked behind them.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
This picture right here, behind them, behind that door, is a human-sized safe where two children are locked in.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And they're like, help me, mommy. Help me. Help me, mommy. I'm hurting. I'm hurting.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Yeah. So... In the body cam, they're not in the safe, but they are in the safe most of the time. We just don't have body cam footage of them in it. She was in a closet. Yeah. Sorry. What's in the safe?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
They're preppers. LDS people are preppers in general. It is meant to be a place... It's called food storage. If there's, like, zombies coming, you can close yourself in, or you can close a zombie in or a prisoner in, and it has a bed, it has a fridge and all this stuff, but no way to escape, no way to get out, and no windows or anything.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
I pictured you in a bathtub, like a bubble bath, and Natalie was like, all right, Henry, do you want some toast? And then she throws it in there.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
So the reason this even happened in the first place, I think we should mention because we're talking about sex addiction, is... Jodi told Ruby that, you know, her husband is engaging in sexual sin. He's masturbating. He wants to have sex with her all the time. That's not OK because they're not making kids, whatever.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And then the eldest son, who was forced to report any sexual feelings to his therapist and his mother, confessed that he had masturbated. Jodi convinced Ruby that that was the reason that Jodi was being possessed by demons because she was having full on sex. In the Frankie home, having full-on, like, exorcism thing. Like cum ghosts.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And so because of that, Ruby is totally like, oh, Jodi is one of the saviors. Jodi is trying to convince everyone that she... She's writing the next part of the Bible.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And so because they've now completely like just spun out into this idea that now Jodi is this like ethereal being who's going to lead everybody out. And this is all LDS stuff, by the way. Ruby's convinced. They kick out Kevin. They kick out the eldest son. They kind of kick out the eldest daughter, too.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
spiral out and we're watching it online people who are covering this she takes her family channel off the offline and then it returns with just Ruby and Jodi on their connections bullshit and so that's when the two women are sitting on that couch they're at Jodi's house and And they have... I don't know how to explain these videos. I really feel like you need to go watch them.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Because it's these two, like... They look like Martha Stewart-ish kind of ladies being like, Hi, everybody. It's so great to be here. No, they're pure evil. And then they just spin out into... You need to beat your children. The demons are in your children and you have to beat it out of them. And they're talking like that. Yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
This is not the first time she's done this to a family, so she methodically gets the men.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
She shuts at your door. Jodi doesn't, you got any wet pussies in here? Yeah, yeah, here's some wet pussies right here.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
No, guys. She loves the wet pussy. She does not want a boner around her by a fucking 10 mile radius. Jodi Hildebrandt don't like the dudes. No, she despises, she loathes men.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
A lot of them are thick women. So obviously because she's LDS, she has never come out openly as a lesbian because you are not allowed to be gay in the LDS church.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Just like ice cream flavors. You can just make it up if you have enough money. Exactly. Yeah. And forget. That's it. Yeah. $350,000 to get into heaven.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
You can. I don't know if you can or not. I don't know. In LDS heaven, I don't think you can. What would you rather?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Burning forever, but you can jerk off, or no burning and you can't jerk off?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
So the wrap up of that whole story is after they start to spiral, Jodi and Ruby start to kind of move into Jodi's house, which is five hours south of where her minor children still are.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
The kids are alone. The neighbors see this. The eldest daughter tries to stop it. The youngest, I think, was eight or nine. OK. Oldest was teens. And the eldest daughter, who had completely rebelled from all of this, who was the only smart person in this family, I think, other than the children. She has been trying to call CPS. She's called the cops.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Nobody is doing anything about these children being abandoned. And eventually Jody and Ruby take the two youngest kids from Ruby's house all the way down to St. George to Jody's house. And that is where they began torturing them for months and months. And the only reason they got rescued is that little boy saved them from death. They were going to die.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
That's a tough shot. You can't see through the glass in that section of the bathroom.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
See, I disagree with you on that point. I know we're just going to agree to disagree on that because I think that they took that extremely. I don't think they understand. I think the way that they are raised inside of this fantasy world of the LDS culture, they don't really comprehend the difference between pretend movie terms.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Kind of. Well, it's more like religious scrupulosity, I think, personally.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
I think that they have to method act to the point, especially with like Lori. I think that they know ultimately what they're doing is wrong, but they can't connect to that part because then they're child killers. I think they have to accept. It has to be correct. It has to be right.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
But you were just saying about Chad, Lori's adult son, who escaped the fate of death, he talks about her all the time and says... Yeah, also, Laurie would tell me, his mother would tell him these visions she had, and he would quite not, he wouldn't say to her, but in his head he'd be like, we just watched the show with this scene in it, like, two weeks ago.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
But I think he thinks that she thinks that, like, their message is to her. Like, I don't think she's just going, I'm going to trick all these people with this.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
They're already told these things they need to believe that don't make any sense. And I'm not trying to say that people who are LDS are stupid. They're not. But the leadership benefits from them not learning outside of the bubble.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And so all-encompassing. You have to do so much to maintain Mormon, like your temple recommend and everything.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Right, like you could be Catholic and go to church on Christmas once a year.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Yes. But Mormonism, 10% of your income every time, and they'll find you.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
They literally have finance meetings with you at the end of the year if you have not paid 10% of all of your income. They know what you make. They know how much money you've given them.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Well, that's why the hoarding of the billions, which they say is supposed to be for the last days.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
It's literally a handful of elders. One of them is 99 years old.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Russell Nelson. He looks nasty. He looks like a skinwalker. And they sit in a literal throne. At the top of a building. But Amber.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Yeah. If we went to a gun range, LPN trip, who do you think would freak out first?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
There's two dudes waiting. There's the top guy, then there's two underneath him, and they're the ones who get it. The youngest one is 91, I believe.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
The issue is they don't touch grass. How do you get to the tower?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Man, it is about your... Look at his band-aid. You see the top? Oh, cute. It really is about your inner thoughts and your inner world, and they do make your face. Because I bet he wasn't bad looking, but his just hatefulness is... I don't know, Amber. He looks like a cryptkeeper.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And you got, I mean, whenever we were born, he was already a geriatrics man.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
I started crying and I thought they were going to kick me out.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
If you want to see what he looks like now, you can look up his 100th birthday party to see the condition that he's in.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Mitt Romney's their guy? Well, Tim Ballard was, which we're about to get into heavily on someplace underneath. But Tim Ballard, he did a little bit of the finger popping, right? Well, he did couples, the couples ruse. He did, I think he's right now has nine accusers.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
No, the movie's called Sound of Freedom. The organization is called Operation Underground Railroad. Which he stole from, I think it was... Slavery?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
He made Sound of Freedom. Well, he produced it, which is a movie that's supposed to be about him that is completely propaganda.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And they had all these TikToks of people going into the movie theater and being like, there's no one here, but they said it was sold out. Looked like they don't want us to see it. And I was like, no, the church bought the tickets.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
There was one where the air conditioning was out and this woman was on TikTok being like, they don't want us to go see it because the AC blew out. The government is doing big propaganda. I was like, they could do more than just shut off the AC.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And he would offer the families, be like, I'll give you $4,000 for this baby. And they would be like, yeah. Cha-ching. Cha-ching. And then, so essentially, he's trafficking the kids.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Yes, he is. And he was using, the way he would go to find places to find the children that he had saved was using a psychic who was an LDS housewife who followed him around and told him her thoughts about where he should go. There's a child right here. I think I smell a child. Yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
I forget which countries. I think I want to say like Thailand. I can't remember off the top of my head. Oh, it's easy to find kids in Thailand. But the church and LDS members, he made like, I don't know, like $50 million in donations for this group. And then he would bring these guys out. Haiti, Colombia, and Mexico. Haiti, Colombia, and Mexico.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And the entire time he was taking these LDS women who are naive, who want to be they want to save children and they want to help. And he would say, OK, I believe that you can do this with me, but you have to listen to whatever I say, because if you don't, the kids are not going to get saved. And then he'd be like, we need to make the traffickers believe that we are married.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Yes. So we have to practice intimacy for when we go out there. And so we're going to take a shower together. And then slowly it was escalating to sex. And these women don't know anything about consent. They're like, wow.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Oh, wow. Oh, no. But they're, like, conflicted because they think they're saving the world's children.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Well, they got told that. Yes. Yeah, and if you say no to this man, you're a bad person.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And when they would push back and say no, he would freak out on them and be like... Because of this, that kid's going to die. And so after a while, a bunch of them went, wait a second, I feel like something's wrong here. And eventually they started a lawsuit against him. And it was only at that point the church excommunicated him.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
But the church, there's a bunch of heads of church who knew what he was doing.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And also the next prophet. So all that to say, Tim Ballard is connected to Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell and is connected to Jodi Hildebrand.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Welcome back. I'm excited to have us. I am. This is thrilling to you.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
piercing get out of here when they masturbate that's what they see in their minds yeah you see russell nelson winking it's weird i see you have a low seed pool today
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Yeah, and it is a very American new religion. Like you're right earlier, it is around the world with missionaries, but it's an American religion because Joseph said, trust me, bro, and then found these plates, and it does profit off of capitalism.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And it was starting. Utah was becoming a state at the same time Mormons moved to Utah. Yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Same thing, they're also goofy. And you think that, like, that's all, it's a skill. They use the facade of being wholesome looking.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Wow. So how does this show differ? Do we make more sounds with our mouths?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
I know you guys get a ton of pushback about talking smack on religion, but the issue is not that religion is bad, but the way that it's set up in this country, it kind of welcomes in con artists because there's no oversight.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Well, there's no tax. They don't pay taxes. But secondly, if you say something is under a religious blanket. Nobody can push and challenge it, which means the worst human beings are going to float to the top and do horrible things under the guise of religion. And we just have to go, well, it's America. It's freedom of religion. We can't really mess with that.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
They have nice buildings. They're pretty, even though a lot of greed went into it. Even though I can't fucking go in?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
I should be able to go in anytime I want! Okay. You can't go into a Mormon church? No. You can go into the church. You can't go into the temple.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-choo-choo.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Bad Mormons
The church, the temple, you have to go through all of these processes, including wearing the underpants, to get into the temple. And they check your underpants?
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Now, is there like a hole where the girl's underwear is? Or does she take off the bottoms?
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They're shorts. They used to be one piece until I think the mid-60s or something like that.
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One of the influencer privileges that the church overlooks because the influencers get people into LDS culture is they never wear their garments. They are allowed to dress seductively.
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Well, if you're a normal, everyday temple holder, you have to wear them still.
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You have to dress like that. But I wanted to say, one I can say good about Mormonism... Mm-hmm. Napoleon Dynamite came from BYU and they were all Mormons. See? It's all been worth it. I love Napoleon Dynamite.
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Can you look up the temple because it does look like the Eye of Sauron.
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Yeah, see? I don't know. It looks menacing to me.
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We drove by one going to Southern California, and I was like, what is that? And it took me a second to be like, oh, that's the Mormon temple.
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Toboggan. A roller coaster? A swing falling down a mountain.
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Oh, the Vatican. People are always asking if humanity was existent, stopped happening, what would you do if you're walking around? I would get on a boat. I'd go to Europe. I'd find the Vatican, walk around. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, first and foremost.
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Side Stories: Bad Mormons
All of those people handing you pancakes probably were missionaries, and they paid to do that. They weren't getting paid. They paid the church to do that. He's been writing in Mitt Romney ever since.
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Yeah, I wish we could get the terms boys and girls out of pornography in general. Well, it's with a Z.
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That's not a bird. That's not a bird. That sounds like metal screeching on metal. More, more men, more men. Hot dogs, we want your hot dogs.
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Side Stories: Bad Mormons
It's very scary because it's like a porn show, but it's for teenagers. Like for teenagers to watch. It's so weird. We don't want to go down this route.
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Made me think of, well, all the guards would rape each other.
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So you would have like the... Horrible guards. Horrible guards.
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No, no, no. The Jewish people were like horrible, treated badly. And then you even get to the guards and even them, there was a hierarchy structure and there's one guy raping all of them.
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I love that you can get this out on this show and then we don't say it on spot.
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For some reason, they get mad when ladies say things.
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I'm sorry, everyone. Didn't the monkeys with Neuralink kill themselves?
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I think they slammed their head against the wall.
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Don't use it yet. It's the LDS church wanting to put chips into your brain.
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What's it like? Work makes the day better? What was it on the gate?
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Work will set you free. You know what? We'll take that out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's take that out. Let's just take that out. We have to end.
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We have 18 episodes completed, but it's not even close to done.
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The LDS Church is insane. I'm sorry, but it's wild. Are you going to do the Catholics next?
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LDS has only got 200 years under its belt, so it's a lot easier to cover everything that's happened so far.
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Not the church's legacy. It's the Nepo babies of religion.
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Well, yeah, it depends on how you look at it, because the reason we ended up doing this season as Mormon-focused is because since we started the show... A bunch of cases we were covering just happened to have LDS members attached to them. And I didn't even know what the difference was between them and Jehovah's Witnesses when I started. You know, just like one of those ones.
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Side Stories: Bad Mormons
We should get Jackie here and have like a big situation.
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And so then when they kept appearing, I was like, what's going on over there at that church?
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And it turns out a lot. It's a lot, because when you live under these high-intense rules, you're going to go crazy.
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Yeah, it's not like their special underwear is like sweatpants. It's still the same.
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Yeah, they do wear special panties, but... Do they? Can you tell me about that? They're called garments.
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Well, there's a huge fetishization of the religion in general is constantly thinking about sex, even though they're like, don't do it. Don't do it. Never, never, never do it. Don't think about breasts. And then it makes you either go crazy or very horny all the time because you're like, I can't touch myself.
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It's very naughty, so that makes sense. There's a bunch of porn about it. It's so weird because they're so restrictive, yet everything we always talk about is all the polygamy. Well, polygamy is not in the mainstream church anymore, but it's still sex-based. Everything is about sex and purity and maintaining your sheath.
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Side Stories: Bad Mormons
The girls from a young age start getting these classes about not being chewed gum, quite literally. They talk about...
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So just like putting us as gum. And it's so weird as a girl in that religion to be like, you got to be pure, pure, pure for the rest of your life. But then you're also expected to have a bunch of kids. Like, where do we think the kids come from? Karma.
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Side Stories: Bad Mormons
We're just cum babies. And also, they have this unique aspect of having universities that are exclusively Mormon based, which is like really rare for a high control group. Well, you've got the Catholics and the Christians.
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But I'm saying, more than the Vatican? Yes. They're at least comparable to the Vatican.
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I got to say, though, they're still technically... That they're the Mormon belt kind of bumpkins compared to they have an entire branch of their church called Enzyme Peak. That is an investment firm that is literally on Wall Street. Those are savvy tech people. Those are people who make them the billions.
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Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And those are the people who are actually running stuff, including the guy who is the CEO of Neuralink, who is an active Mormon.
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We were just talking about Neuralink getting the chip in you.
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No, I ain't getting the mark of the beast. My favorite part about Ensign Peak, though, is that they call all of their investors bishops.
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If we just fucking tax them. It's almost like con artists.
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They were two lesbians torturing children in their basement.
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They were both lesbians in the way that Joe Exotic's husbands are homosexual. What that is to say, Jodi Hildebrandt told a bunch of women that they were lesbians.
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Side Stories: Bad Mormons
They are, what are they called? They're mental fitness coaches.
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Yes. Connections with an ex. It's still on Instagram. Go check it out.
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We've been covering Ruby Franke since 2022 because Ruby Franke is a very famous person
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mommy vlogger in the vlogger sphere many mommy vloggers are mormon it's a huge part of the lds culture so she's one of them and that's a part of your family exploitation series right and she on camera would say things like oh my child in kindergarten forgot to pack their lunch today guess they're not going to eat and say like nobody better feed her so she learns her lesson that kind of right make her teenage son sleep on a beanbag chair and this is wrong how
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Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And that was punishment, even though his exploitation was paying for the home they lived in. But, yeah, so I we're both very against family vlogging in general. It's extremely dangerous.
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Side Stories: Bad Mormons
So A Passengers was a very famous channel and it became known to the outside world because she was just kind of proudly showing horrible stuff that she was doing to her kids.
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Well, for example, she was one of the families that YouTube had to change some of their rules about because parents like her realized that they were getting huge numbers on things for, like, showing your kid getting their first bra. Yeah. shaving their legs for the first time. I can't put my finger on who would be tuning into that, but they were very popular.
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They just want to see how they can raise their daughter.
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Ready to go. So they were making six upwards of six figures a month sometimes on videos like that. And as the LDS training mixed with the I think the like madness of like the dopamine hits of doing this and getting all this attention, this positive affirmation, she started to spiral.
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Side Stories: Bad Mormons
And that's when Jodi Hildebrandt kind of stepped in, who was already doing a bunch of her own things that were crimes, but she never got punished for them.
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Side Stories: Amouranth Home Invasion
Zach was involved. He would have been so jealous if he became a ghost. That's all Zach wants to be.
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I need to know what's going on. Can I get an update?
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Oh, you don't need it. We are alone on this boat.
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You know what I mean? Like, he's doing that monologue at you, man.
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Side Stories: Bitch Stories
You know what? I feel like, again, ladies, pregnant ladies. Smoke it up. Yeah, smoke them if you got them. Drink it down. Drink it down.
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What I would do, it's not all husbands, but it's a lot of us.
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And also, I'll also tell you, I don't think the help was. Let's also be frank. If it was coming from the husband. He didn't really mean it. No, it was coming from the wife. But, I mean, he didn't want to help.
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Side Stories: The Healthcare Killer
And I think that it's going to be a little bit.
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I'm on a high right now. I'm living my best life and y'all can't take that from me. And the D is fire. Hey!
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Luigi. Luigi, why? Luigi, why? Tell me, Luigi. You told your mother you were going to be a priest. Oh, Luigi, you got such a big eyebrow. You make the ladies faint.
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She returned to the hotel room, and after additional romance on the couch, they calmed their nerves enough to give each other a blessing.
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He knew he was in the presence of an exalted goddess who had returned to Earth to perform a special mission.
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Unfortunately, I have already expressed myself.
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Because that will disturb the highly, highly held, the couch of a laminate.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Murder.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Yeah. Then comes the final sesh.
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That is true.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Whoa. Yeah. That's big.
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That's right. I named the right one Nick and the left one Schneider.
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Oh, wow. That's on topic.
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No.
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Whoa.
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Think about it.
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I don't know. I will.
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All right. Get back to me.
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God, what a fucking bad fucking scene that must have been.
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Make sure you get plenty of two liters of strawberry soda.
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Stop it!
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You whore!
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You whore!
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I got to see myself as a warrior fighting for the Savior. And I was one of his strongest warriors ever. I saw it. And he showed me so that I could never deny it again. I was not sweet. I was not innocent. I am old. I have fought. I have fought in this war for millennia. That's who I am. And I came down here to be a warrior and fight. And I only thought that I was sweet and innocent.
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I made it last week. Did you? I think so. Yeah, but Ed did it better.
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So tightly, just, I could almost be inside of you if I was nude.
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I love this titty, and I bless this titty as well.
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And I love this titty. butt and this butt. And I love your knees. Give your knees a blessing. Give your ankles a blessing. Are you laughing? Is it ticklish? It shouldn't be because God is doing it.
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You can just do it in a park. Yeah, you can do it in a car.
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Oh, wow. My palms are touching.
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That is like a built-in excuse there.
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Yeah. That is true. That is true.
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Yeah! There. All right, all you faithful Utah, you ready to warrior up?
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It's time to get your warrior face on, and let's go see Clifford the movie about the big red dog.
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You won't be, though.
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A one, a two, a three. Wowie, wow.
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Damn.
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She was the first one I put the letter in the envelope in.
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Hell yeah. That's boss.
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Yo, God, by who, who? Oh. Was it, was it Beelzebul? Huh? Was it Azazel? Huh? Was it the Vires and the Great Serpent?
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Hi.
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Hello, Father Michael.
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I do it with my mouth. We're originally from Altoona, but we've been living here in Albany for about five years now.
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So when did you move into Charles?
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Now, for you guys, the book was way more successful than the podcast, right?
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It only took three years of your life, Marcus.
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You didn't lose them. You got rid of them, in a way. But you didn't lose them.
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Congratulations. Thanks.
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Absolutely stupid. Yeah. And just nothing.
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Nothing. Nothing. You know, bouncing off the skull. Yeah. Yeah.
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Let's just say I'm still fielding some of those letters from the last time.
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So you ain't going to the bathroom, sis? That's wild. You ever heard this? This is a great old clip. Get into it. It's Drops of Jupiter. You're going to feature the incredible lyrics of Trey.
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Probably where to set the thermostat.
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It's Motley Crue with Shout, Shout, Shout at the Devil.
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All right. I would like the presentation and I will sit through it after this.
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That bitch! A Hyatt?
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Thank you. Tell me about that.
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Because he knows it's crazy.
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Devilish! The most impossible, impossible obstacle!
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Yeah, I think I'll stay. In paradise?
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Yeah.
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But I had a splendid time with you, my love. Tonight I figured out who I feel like. I'm a grown-up version of Harry Potter, who has to live with the Dudleys in his little space under the stairs. Every few weeks I get to escape and have amazing adventures with my goddess lover.
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From the cocoon to your room.
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Sure. Yeah.
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It's Funko. Amazeballs.
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Super cutie.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I bet. I bet it would, right, sister? Let me see your nipple. Let me see your belly button.
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I don't know why. Oh, my God. Is that a hippo? It's just like a man who's so attracted to his sister, but he just wants to see her belly button. That's all I need. If I see any more. He knows how far he can get.
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Right? to be number one coming in at the top of the cars with my favorite singer, Rick O'Casey.
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Don't forget, doctor, doctor.
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Oh, yeah. I got to give you the news. I got a bad case of loving you. It's going to cause me to kill your kids.
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Heaven is a place on earth.
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Always. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's Adam and Alex.
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I have to go write this book about jello recipes.
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If you ever fire me, that's how I want you to do it.
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Instead of doing an intervention... Prank phone calls. Have you thought about that? Some kind of goofs? Some, like, light-hearted goofs? We could do something like that. We could get the light out. We could do anything good. We could drive 10 blocks. You ever thought about holding your pee?
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Just for a little too long.
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Yeah! Five blocks somewhere! Turn it all around!
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There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast.
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Like literally going, ow, ow.
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On the left. That's when the cannibalism started.
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We lost an incredible comedian that day.
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Got it. Damn it.
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You're so smart.
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Anybody. Yeah.
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But they should because it keeps popping up. We've had four of them in the last fucking year.
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Seriously. So did your dad.
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Lori, a lot of good things to come.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, my owl is super angry with Tylee.
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The home of all owls.
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Precious. The precious palace of owls.
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You could say that.
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Man, I am loving this, but I am ready for us to be dumb talking about these.
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You forgot the air quotes on visual jokes.
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That's right.
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It looks like Eddie and I are going to be bringing our lederhosen.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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And hail Hank. You did it, buddy. Good work.
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We'd really appreciate it. That'd be great.
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Everyone likes to poke fun of the Florida man. Everyone likes to use Florida as a punching bag.
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This is really, honestly, Maui's really nice. But have you been to the Whataburger in Rexburg?
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She don't know.
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She doesn't know yet. I burn her phone. I don't want to stop going to her burner phone.
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Jewish concubine! You're my Jewish concubine!
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
Also, I have a hangnail.
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I am extremely irritable. I've been drinking too much coffee. We're in Java after all. No one tell me, could someone find half and half island? Because I'm dying here. The acid alone, I'm just, I am up to, I can't sleep. I'm burping pure hydraulic. It's coming right out of my mouth.
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You're going to take that context and you're going to fucking choke on it. Because if you fucking don't, you've lost everything.
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You made the fucking context and I don't fucking care.
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These guys are always a problem. There's always a hyper-aggressive local colony that starts picking at you while you're trying to start your very first couple of cities.
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Yeah, you insensitive clod. Oh, man. You classless simpleton. God damn it. I'll boof it later. Yeah, you can put it back. I will say, I've never eaten nutmeg macaron. I haven't either. How was it? Nutmeggy. It was delicious. It was Christmassy. Very tasty. She did a great job.
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Such a pain in the ass, especially if you haven't fortified anything.
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And all of a sudden they're all over your shit and they're fucking destroying your resources and they're pillaging your like the little areas of your fucking.
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Which is also how humankind beat the Homo sapien beat Neanderthal. Right.
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No, what we did was that we realized that they would attack again. And then we fortified and changed. And that's something the Neanderthals weren't expecting. So that's why in the end we defeated them. And also it's hot in August.
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You just brought a bunch of fucking sailors? They're a dime a dozen! We can get sailors anywhere!
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And he was like, you know, it's just kind of like what I did. I just made a couple decisions real fast. The truth is that I didn't know what to take, and I knew that it didn't matter what. Because you don't think that Jan Koon would have been like, So you're bringing me five gold pieces. It would be the other way.
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Stick it up there.
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All of my men look stupid showing their stupid Dutch hair. It's bad. Their hair is bad and it's dumb. They need hats. I hate looking at them.
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Oh, Pelsart's here. Did he bring the hats? No.
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Back to looking like a bunch of idiots. You all look like a bunch of ventriloquist dolls. I'd be so embarrassed when the Mataram show up. None of you could be seen with me if I met Jennifer Aniston. None of you could be seen with me. You're embarrassing.
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Tell me, Eddie, did you actually, did you get your shipment track for the yay shirt? Because when I looked at my order and they're saying that my yay, my new yay shirt is going to be fucking delayed by like a month and a half. Oh, I didn't know you got me one. I just went ahead and made my own.
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March, I'll be in North Florida. And in May, I'll be in South Florida and Orlando. It's the Invasive Species Tour.
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You couldn't be more right. Fuck the children. Fuck the women. You're absolutely correct. Let's get the money.
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And the sauce is getting thicker than it's ever been. And I'm about to bring you down deep like one of the meatballs put in there on Sundays.
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Can we execute someone?
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Come on, Rob. Let's execute. Let's choose one. You and Travis. Yay, let's kill Travis.
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God damn it. He deserves it.
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Some people, you know what they say, a woman's like a packet of tea. You never know how strong she is until you put her into hot water. And you never know with these people. This could be the best time of their lives.
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I bet you when we get out there, they're going to say, hey, take the gold. Get out of here. We want to stay right here. The snorkeling's phenomenal.
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I'm thinking so, man. Thank God we found that crazy plant. Fuck yeah, dude. That one plant sure does make me not care. Jammin'. What is that you're doing? What are you doing there? Who, you talking to me? Yeah, what's that sound you just made?
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I almost forgot I was white.
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I watched a fucking 15-year-old boy murder a bunch of other boys and then laugh about it, and then I watched a man kill that boy. Bummer, man. Should we check that out or something? Did you buy a ticket for that? Someone pass me some tiny kangaroos. I love this tiny kangaroo. I love how unafraid they are.
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We seem to be doing quite a bit of that. Yes. So I think that that makes, oh yeah, they're definitely going to fuck them all up.
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Also, you know, when you listen to anything about history, there are certain X factors. Dan Carlin talks about it all the time where sometimes that level of hunger and desperation and more like that, you have more murders under your belt. And that actually makes you a stronger adversary because these guys have been killing people left, right. But they're also getting drunk and lazy.
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Yeah, but there's also an island full of soldiers and sailors. They'd be strong as fuck.
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Go, go, Island Defenders! Yeah!
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It's fine. I don't know. Having a name for your group, it's a team thing, you know? Yeah, I guess so. The Gorillas. They don't know what a gorilla is.
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How about something like, you know, the football team.
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The highest island football team. The Floatillas.
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Apprehend the criminals for me. We're going to get in there. We're going to do a big investigation. We're going to get to the bottom of this and find out what's really going on. And I want to try one of these tiny kangaroos.
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Much love.
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You're anonymous. Because it's also funny, too, that they're on an island, and the first thing is like, dictate a letter. Yes. Yes. Bring me my quill. And it's just like, you're on a fucking, you're surrounded by the corpses of infants. Yeah.
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Yeah. I just love the word Java. Java. It's beautiful. The more we say it, because it's also... You never say it. Java. Nice hot cup of Java. It's something you say as you, like, push your child down a well. Yeah.
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to use. It takes a second. Especially back in the 1600s. You gotta pack it, you have to put in the wick, you light the fuse or whatever it is.
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Yeah, and so what he realized is that, okay, they have guns. We only have slings and rocks and all this bullshit. But what we can do is we can make their guns useless by instead of using the rocks, which is at first they thought like, oh, they're gonna sling rocks at us? We're fucking got guns.
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He was shooting it at the water so that when they were waiting, because the way they put it, they had to get out of the boat and wade to the beach. Mudflats. Mudflats is literally what they tried to do on D-Day.
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And so they had to wade through the water with the muskets held up like this so that they would shoot the slings into the water to splash all over them to get the wicks wet and to make the guns useless.
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Yeah, all it takes is, it's amazing how sometimes incompetence comes up against the barest form of competence and how it falls apart.
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I dare them to fight without hats. I dare them to look stupid. Or you found the hat box. Yes, and I'm keeping it for myself. Because as the seasons change, so do hats.
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And I don't know. Whatever answer you got, we support it.
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But you look like shit, okay?
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But out here, it doesn't fucking matter, bro.
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Mostly that, like, there were rafts. They were building boats out of the leftover wood from the Batavia. So you remember that he had the other side of the island. There were the people that were technically not members of the mutineer party that were stuck on one side. So what they did was build boats. So they built their own boats.
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They had some of their own, like, kind of half-made boat raft things. And then kind of like... Basically, the first couple of people that landed on the highlands that were running away from Batavia's graveyard, they left those boats, and then those boats would go back and forth.
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We're still fit.
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We're still strong. My fingernails are falling off.
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And as you can see, I've got two on my shoulders.
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It's so funny because I feel like I'm getting called out for my own. Now, obviously, I'm sorry that it's all Civ. Civ 7 came out. I haven't started it yet, but I've been kind of watching a lot of videos on it. And I am stuck in that mode right now because it's really it's embarrassing because this is one of my big moves that I love to do.
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I'm kind of mad that highest like pulled this apart so quickly. But it works in Civ where what you do is you send somebody in the diplomat and send a diplomat in. But then what you do is you park an army too far for them to see. And then while they're doing negotiations, you just attack. Yeah, that's awesome. He's saying it's not. And he can suck me because, honestly, it works for me quite a bit.
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They fucking got him. It was just that easy.
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Yeah, we went to the British Museum. You remember they had the entire Viking ship that they had excavated and they had all that kind of cool stuff in there. We learn on vacation.
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What do you have there? Oh, my God, it's part cheesy. Listen, don't kill me. There's women to kill. Yes, kill a woman. Don't you want to kill a child?
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I will say there is something to chopping the head off the snake. Yeah. I think that they fall apart. I think that you also... When you're stuck out there, and this also calls from, like, this is a little bit of a culty thing, right, where they have the sunken cost fallacy of just the six weeks of being under this man's control that they just jumped under, right?
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They literally just said, all right, rolling with you. Yeah. And then they realize, like, oh, like, the whole world is not going to sort of, like, bend over for us.
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You just collided with the wall that is reality.
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And if Euronymous had half a fucking brain and was a decent apothecary, just poison the wine. Yeah. That's what you do in the goblin camp. Yeah. PG-3. God damn it, I need a life. I need to kill people for real. I need more interesting stories. I need to go and join a mercenary group or do something so that I can come in with these types of scenarios and I can really tell you stories.
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I love to go to museums and pretend I'm reading. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're just talking about food.
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Like how Christopher Lee told everybody on set of Lord of the Rings what it actually sounds like when you stab a man in the back. He's done it a bunch. You know, like I need that. I need that type of, especially as a podcaster. Yeah. No, podcasters definitely need more experience. I need more time in the, maybe in a prison cell or something. I can fight my way out.
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Legally. Let's say I go in not having committed a crime, but find out if I can get myself out.
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I'm not pitching this as a movie. I'm saying this as my life.
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Hamburger.
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And then also, there's something about the devastation there that really makes it sweet. Now, stupid question.
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This sucks! I promise I'll learn my lines!
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I honestly sound like that's incredible. What an amazing way to find. I love an entire pit filled with bird guts. That's actually how I sound like this. I take feathers.
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Do you know bird guts can actually cure the measles?
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You actually give it a shot. It's going to be one of the most miracle cures you've ever seen. Sorry, I had one of Cheryl Hines' pussy hairs stuck in my fucking lungs. Oh, wait, no, that's just a worm screaming out of my brain. Oh, I love my fucking wife.
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Don't you say that! I am the leader of the island group now.
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And everybody wants us to know we are going away. We are doing lip syncs. He's going to do lip syncs instead.
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I was. I did a good job before the recession. Because now people come for free. They clean it up. They get their people. They get their families to clean it up for them.
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But not now, that's for certain. Women, the problems for them and of them have been cured.
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it's not a stupid question for some reason i feel like i'm playing because i do play dnd with mike lawrence and so i think that it's always the questions are like how many portcullises are there and then you have to watch your dm just go three you know like you have to go like i don't know
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But it's something about when it comes to wives, they don't care as much.
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What we will do is we will use the guns to shoot at the birds. And the birds will make so many noises that it will make the sailors frustrated. And they will give up. They'll give up the whole thing because they're like, there are many birds are yelling. I can't think straight enough to make decisions about the war.
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That's not Euronymous. That's von Strode. That's Wouter Losch. That's Wouter Losch, and it is a lighter version of Fritzl, different character.
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Wouter, under your new regime, what is your hat policy?
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I still believe that hats are important for our reputations as soldiers and they are important for our feelings as men. So, hats on.
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Yar, I'm very happy feelings are being taken into account. I love a brim. I love a brim. My feelings have been pushed down for too long. Yar.
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Because, again, if they stayed on the boats. And it is interesting, though, because they really just show that musket warfare had its, like, time. Yeah. You know what I mean? They worked hard on it. Like, when we were watching the armored, the AMMA. Yeah. Where it's like, you kind of forget that, like, no, these weren't, like... The entire body suits of armor, they were built to be functional.
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They're not just art pieces. You can roll around them.
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I don't know why that's so.
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It's just something about him. That's when the helicopters show up. They all show up and they're like, it's a boat! Like, it's fun.
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Where exactly was that island left?
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Right! Fuck! Fuck! Backwards! Oh, no!
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Hey! These other guys suck! They suck!
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Did you say they fuck?
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The best part about this is the very, very end. When they do the flash mob together, forgiveness is our favorite word.
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The one where they fuck. Alright, we'll suck.
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Don't you guys want to kill? But you know, when that boat comes and takes us to Java, we'll never be able to kill another boy again. Don't you wish that we could just, we're going to take that boat, and I swear, boys, we're going to go out on that high seas, and boy, oh boy, we're going to be the rudest, astutenest bunch of pirates the whole world's ever seen.
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Will you shut the fuck up?
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Okay, I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. Have a positive outlook.
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You just gotta remember that at this point, death is coming for us no matter what we do. So... Let's kill voluntarily. Yay.
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Let's have a positive.
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That's the thing. No one's having fun, but no one's having fun. Can I ask Eddie, did you fart? No. Okay, good. No, neither did I. That's funny. You didn't even ask me. I'm sorry, Marcus. I know your farts. And I do know Eddie's farts. Yeah, my farts are much worse than this. Partly I wonder if I farted. There is a smell. Yeah.
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You know what I see? I'm going to stand up. You can see this on the Patreon. You know the Forrest Gump meme?
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of fucked up shit in the beginning.
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There was a kid, and there was another guy, and they did a bunch of stuff, and they were fucking, they were like drowning the kids, and then we had a rape circle, and there was a lot of stuff, man, and fucking, my belly hurts, and I'm eating all the biscuits. These tiny kangaroos are delicious. Obviously try them if you got a shot.
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It was a photo finish!
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There's the fucking hats.
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Dude, on fucking islands less than like less than a football field blinks across and over like maybe two months. Three months. God.
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Yeah, it's nice that you said that. It's nice that you say that. Because also, I'm just getting caught on the world. Have you seen the movie The Tragedy of the Batavia? No. Where they peg all the mutineers with the longboats. It's amazing what happens in that film. And it's just that the clove oil is thick and it's coming in hot. So it is ten half oars because one side's made for the pegging.
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Well, they were the ones, Euronymous said, who had wanted to murder the survivors. This whole thing was just one big misunderstanding.
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That's why this story, which I'm thankful for in one way, is that I'm so—I hate— I am so sick of when stories become a debunking. Yeah. Because you're like, ah, well, we went through all this and then it's not real. And now actually we know that all of the things that we talked about on this island definitely happened. Yeah. Because Euronymous detailed it.
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It just gets you in trouble. No. Fill it with lies.
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Well, I certainly don't fill it with incriminating information.
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My huge cock hurts from fucking today. One day, my wife, my wife, Christy Canyons.
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They always get the short side of the oar inside themselves.
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We need more beachside courts. Yeah. Why is that? Volleyball courts. You know what? I'm a judge on them, though. And people have like... Well, they have referees and a high chair. Volleyball traffic court. Ooh. Right? Where you versus a lawyer in volleyball. And then if you beat the lawyer in volleyball, you get off. MTV Spring Break Justice. Whoa. Yeah.
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I feel like in the private prison industry, which is huge right now. Yeah, yeah. We could get in the ground floor with that, with a nice... Let's just call it a captive resort. That's all it is. It's all inclusive. Yeah, it's right off the coast of Cuba. You go right there. It's my favorite.
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Fuck that up. Shit.
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You get out of here. You get out of here right now.
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I actually don't know. History of undercover time. Oh, my God. We don't need to get into it.
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I'm just thinking.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, the diving suit wasn't there until the 1860s. Okay.
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The open diving dress.
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Yeah.
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Oh, they had a diving bell. Oh, yeah, the diving bells. And butterflies as well. Yes, they would put you down to the water and you would go through a thing and I guess it was like a... Oh, because it has air in it.
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Simple.
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Hook in the corner.
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But then... Super ironic...
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Hey, you guys, take me out to dinner first.
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Or it looks like somebody's still thirsty. You know, like that's kind of funny. I can see that afternoon being really good. Here comes the airplane. Like, you know, that's fun.
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You're mean! Yeah. And you made us do mean things. Just because we were bored, we should have done bad things. So you should feel guilty for that. I'm going to go to have sex with my hands.
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No, I'm very blown away.
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Can you imagine fucking being able to be a manager at fucking Borders and get to fucking hat somebody's hands off? It's awesome. It's like, how do you kill someone worse? And then they figured it out. Yeah, it's human ingenuity.
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Oh, yes. I always think about the manager I had that used to wear knee pads and he used to have he had many, many pewter rings and he was a swinger and he used to talk all about the time of being like, you should check out my fuck pad. Like he was like that style of guy. Like he's a 50 year old dude who was talking about his fuck pad.
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And he was the guy that told me that if anybody tries to walk out of here with a book, I need you personally to chase him down in the parking lot and get that book back. And I remember just being like, no, absolutely not. Absolutely not. I'm 18. Yeah.
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It's Florida State. Let them steal the books. They should be reading. They can read the books. It's okay. It's just information they need.
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I can be pretty fast, you know.
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Yeah, as long as they're 10 feet away. They were. The bookstore.
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And I think about them a lot.
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I think about the various private military companies that were inside of that building and how they were doing work with our enemies. And I miss them. I miss the restaurant on the top floor. Yeah. Fuck it. I think it was called Spinny's.
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Gee, thanks! Honestly, I wish I could! Come on, it'd be kind of fun, right? I want to see my stumps!
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Give me what I want, I want to see my bones! I'm straight fucked up man
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Just don't go to Heidi Klum's Island because she will tear you to fucking shreds.
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Honestly, I should have went to school. Isn't that sad? Isn't that the ultimate irony that he just tortured himself to? He's such a fucking pathetic idiot.
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And it also shows that bad villains, they're literally bad at being villains. They cause a lot of damage on top. But what's really nice is sometimes they also collide with those consequences so hard, it's really satisfying.
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Or the time you got that weird-ass egg pizza in Italy, and then you were just going like, Carbonara pizza.
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It sounds fucking delicious. It had a bunch of warm, lukewarm eggs on it.
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And we'll talk a little bit about Pelsart's journal, but one of the things he wrote that I thought was really funny is that when you see it, it's like they're all very short. You know, like day one, this many knots, this many miles in the clouds, day two, blah, blah. But then, like, they get to Australia and the first one's like, day three, uh... Man on the coast doesn't want us to land.
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I always remember the look on the man's face. He was like, yes, I see.
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You motherfuckers are going to have to buy the DLC for that shit!
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This is my death knee. This is the knee I heard playing skip rope when I was nine. So this knee can't do the killing, but this one does the killing each time. The worst part is when the rain comes. Because then my killing knee kills me.
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This is my killing knee. This is the knee I use to bounce my granddaughter. Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
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You know, I was bored all this whole time. Until today. This is, by far, the most entertaining time on the island.
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Why haven't we been hanging people this whole time? I don't know.
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wanted to kill and i wished i could kill and god damn it you won't take the chance from me i will grow and i will kill as an adult no matter what i do mr palsart that's my dream that's my passion
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Pulling away as quickly as possible. They keep also hitting the indigenous people.
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It just makes so much sense.
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I could totally, absolutely be like, oh, my God, this place is fucking amazing. Fuck. kill you here man wow I can fucking holy shit I can am I surfing I call this a billabong that's a jazz wazzer that's a ping pong all I got quit making stupid noises and naming birds
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They keep hitting them and they're all like, no, thank you. No, thank you. Please don't stop here. We know what you guys do.
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i just see this like cut to them like 20 years later she comes out you know like you got the yawn he comes out with his oven made out of seashells and he's baked a cake for his birthday comes out and vowder is sitting there like they're married now you know what i mean like she's dressed he's dressed in a full dress and wig made out of seaweed you know what i'm like i'm so glad we got married 20 years ago when i was frozen in the form of this boy
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Y'all, I'm so glad we've had the time to take care of each other and enjoy ourselves here in the wonderful island of Australia.
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Oh, yeah, you betcha. Ow, ow, ow, ow. I didn't know this magical land arrested everyone in boyhood.
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Oh, yeah. No, the Batavia movie begins with these two getting drunk off. With them on the beach.
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Oh, yeah. They're like, we heard what you guys did for nutmeg. Once you find out how thick and juicy our butts are here, I don't want you to fucking park permanently.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, a little bit. And it just took the bodies of colonizers. Yeah, that's really nice. Made your heels.
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Your people, your vinegar-loving people. My vinegar-loving people, but everyone loves vinegar. They do. It's honestly, it's actually a secret ingredient in a lot of restaurants that you don't actually understand. Many of your favorite sauces, especially the five mother sauces of French cuisine, are normally finished with a splash of vinegar. And other different things. Vinegar helps quite a bit.
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It adds a needed hit of acid to most foods. Indian food's full of vinegar. Oh, yeah. It's full of vinegar. And you can clean the floor with it. Yeah. You could fucking drink it. It's a magical liquid. Yeah. You could spit it in your fucking boss's asshole. Yeah. I don't know. It's good I said that. I don't know if you can. I don't know what that means. Are you asking?
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Anything. But I will. But isn't vinegar the... That battery acid.
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Vinegar wasn't just a condiment. Vinegar had many purposes. No, I know. It was useful. It's why it went after because they would pickle all the stuff. But it wasn't really that useful. Well, I mean, but five men dead. They just killed a bunch of children. Men were expendable back in the day. These are good men. They're fine guys. They're sailors. We don't know their whole story.
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God, you guys are heartless.
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The keys always say, I won't vouch for the rest of their content.
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welcome to the last podcast on the left ladies and gentlemen my name is marcus parks i'm here with henry zabrowski justice fed justice fed i am filled with justice what'd you do how did you who'd you declare it on not in real life oh okay just in this story oh and for me justice for me yeah justice for henry did you win an argument with your wife no That's the funny, a funny idea.
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And that kid... Don't even start talking with him. He is fucking sad as hell. He is a bummer.
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Mostly he just sits there and goes.
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Yeah, he can't talk.
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Putting a little sun in there, maybe some flowers. It's always just dead babies on the coast. That's all he does. But you know what is nice about him is that no matter what, if you have a drink to mix, you just put it in his hands.
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Yeah, they created a rape market. I didn't know that they were going to do that. You know, like I didn't leave them with those instructions.
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Does Kuhn care about that, though?
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And that's the thing. And people say that about the patriarchy and how it's bad for all of us, which is true. You know, like, why are men in charge of everything and why do they own everything? But on some level, don't you think it's super stressful? Yeah.
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Because that was essentially what he was going to have to show Coon when he arrived. Yeah, and he kind of didn't know what story he was going to tell. No, because he wasn't quite certain how many mutineers there were. He knew that Jacobs was one, and he knew that the bosun was one, but he did not know who else was on the boat.
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He was under so much pressure. It's just like, what are you going to do? Of course he went. I wish he had found a way to find some self-care time for himself. So is the next guy nicer than Coon? Never. Literally never. They can't physically be. You have to be able to say to yourself... we really need to burn down the entire village in order to keep it.
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See, that's what a wonderful third act. That's what I tell Natalie all the time.
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It's like, listen, I'm going to die while you're in your fucking 60s. You'll get to go be an incredible lesbian. You get to have so much fun.
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Yeah. Women get to have that.
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Because husbands die early.
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Who are the bugs?
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Crime don't pay.
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Oh, it is.
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Yeah.
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This whole time, he's 35. No wonder they all killed each other. They're all young idiots. Well, we're not that young, but he, you know, 35 at the time was pretty old.
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Yeah, it could have gotten his hands chopped off and hung. Yep, it could have. He just died of a fever just like most of the rest of the people on Java.
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Oh, just checking to see. This water's beautiful, ain't it? Yarr, teal blue, like my mother's asshole.
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But not this time, Marcus. This time's going to be different. You're going to do it good, Marcus. I'm going to be buying McDonald's on Saturn.
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That's just fucking a wild number. 4,000, you're like, we lost 4,000 employees this year. To Microsoft? No, to the angel of death.
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Yarr, you can put that down for one of your skits.
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Mother's asshole.
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Yarr, write that down. It was teal, was it? When you do your skits on the island, you can tell them my old stories.
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But I want to first say thanks for the nutmeg. I also like pepper. Yeah. And I've really come to enjoy when you a hint of star anise.
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I mean, that's really all I ask for is that I really only like potpourri if it's filled with the blood and guts of children. But the clove oil helps with the anal sex. I know, but I just don't use it enough for me to think.
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That's enough meaning for me, but...
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You know, someone posted a very interesting article on the Reddit that got to me that I thought was really interesting about why one in seven sailors could swim. It is because they had one of the big things was a superstition, which I thought was fascinating, was that The sea takes what it takes and that it gets a taste for you.
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Hey!
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Yeah, my brother! Yeah!
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do this fucking story i was so excited to do this story it really it's true it's like i think you hit it right on the fucking money dude because this is the only thing that we can do truly that will always work is gum up the works yep yeah so i'll say that i definitely as a podcast producer i'm always in charge of a general strike I am ready to do anything. And you gum up my works all the time.
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So their belief is that if you swim in the water, the ocean gets a taste for you and will reclaim you. They have this fatalist view about the ocean that it just takes and takes and takes and takes. They are like it's and it's this unfeeling beast that they're on. And they and they also believe it seeks retribution. I'd rather be reclaimed than just claimed. That's right, yeah.
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Oh, that's my job.
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Yeah, literally with your gum. That's my job. So just know that a part of what we're going to have to do as we roll through this next couple years is obstruct as much as possible, which we can do.
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They want to take your day-to-day from you.
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Get your fucking shit together. So now, but now the Batavia, the comedy of the Batavia is...
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told we're so excited because next week we're moving on into another big project and then i am personally very excited there's another multi-parter it is another multi-parter i'm extremely excited because we're going to modern times yeah and we're going to see some of these lessons are going to pop up again in this next story but i cannot wait because we're going to meet my favorite idaho 10.
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Did you hear about this, too? I do not know. Eddie accidentally booked himself in the same venue that Murderfest started.
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And the exact 20-year anniversary of our buddy Danny's first time playing in his band at that venue.
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Tickets at eddytoons.com. Yeah. And I can't wait. I'm going to be with you when we are in Orlando and Fort Lauderdale. We're going to have a fucking blast. I can't wait. It's going to be great. It's going to be really fun. And then we are going to be. We're coming to Dallas.
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Yeah. We're going to fix them. We're going to fix y'all. We're going to go down to Texas, and I'm not leaving the stone unturned. We're having fun because Texas Pete Henry Zabowski is going to be there.
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I know exactly where we're going. I already know where we're going to eat.
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Barbecue. Yeah, buddy. Fuck yeah. I'm going to get so fucking sick.
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I mean, because then somebody's choosing me. Because if you love something, you let it go. Unless you really love something. And then you put it in the basement. Be careful. And you create several walls all around you. No, listen. If you really love something, especially a daughter. You park her in a bed and you chain her to it and you fill her full of your own grandchildren.
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We cannot fucking wait because... It's more fun than ever, is it, boys? Isn't it? Oh, my God. Dirty little whores. Oh, yeah. Come on out to Dallas. It's going to be fun.
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
You'll meet them.
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Wait until next week, because I'm very excited for this next coming. This one's coming back. Bang.
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
Bang!
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
Hey, Yosef Fritzl is going to be free soon and we better clean up our act before, if we're not going to get him on the show. Because he is going to look through, you know, he's going to look and listen to our entire catalog to see if he'd be willing to give us his spot.
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
Nice boobies. You used to be a doctor. Yeah, it's fun to think about how a doctor can make a doctor.
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
Back to Java.
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
Because that's a pirate. That's a pirate saying. When they pull into Batavia, is it like when they arrive, is it like, you remember it was the gambling planet in the worst part of The Last Jedi when they arrive? Is it like a fun thing? Are they excited?
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
That's a funny idea. No, no, I'm just, this story, this ending is probably my favorite part of it. It's fucking awesome.
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
Ah, it's no middle ground here.
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
And I will say that the country that it represented did definitely take those spoils with a smile, which is what we're in the middle of now, too, which we're in the middle of now that we'll see what it means to have a bunch of oligarchs do all of your foreign policy.
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
That's when the cannibalism started.
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
that old story oh yeah give a monkey some nutmeg they kill a dutchman you gotta train you gotta train them to kill a dutchman you know i live my life by that adage every day i think about if i was just a monkey with some nutmeg i'd cross this goddamn world and i'm subjugated people and i'd squeeze so much goddamn spice out of them my god what freedom
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
Let's just say I am not the most pleased to see you, Pelsart, so early in your trip.
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
To Gurney today, did you receive? I did. They were fantastic. Gurney made us a commemorative for the end of the Batavia series, nutmeg macarons. Oh, I feel bad. She asked me if I got my macarons.
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
That's my impression of it.
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
The Batavia movie should not be made. I've thought about this long and hard throughout this month. Why? Because it can never be done as funny as we talked about it? Because no one can do the little noose for the babies joke in the movie.
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Episode 608: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part IV - My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me!
The comedy of the Batavia is a very funny title for a film.
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Last Update on the Left - Episode 1 - Lord RayEl Revisited
I just didn't want to buy it. I just didn't want to give him any money.
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when the cannibalism started.
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Last Update on the Left - Episode 2 - Enfield Poltergeist Strikes Back
I was outside and I saw there was this cushion out there and I don't ever want to see anything like that again.
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That's awesome!
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Yeah, this fabric is cheap just like I expected. Get all their spoons and fuck them up.
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We all love his stuff.
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They don't have...
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Yes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're an accuser of the brethren, motherfucker.
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What do you mean you guys don't got football? You guys never heard of the Pittsburgh Stellars?
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Lorraine, let's go down there. Let's go out there to the UK and we'll go out there and we'll fucking tell all of them about the ghosts and stuff like that. We'll do a prayer. We'll get all these guys all ready to go. This is Troy Riverslady.
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when the cannibalism started.
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Mm-hmm.
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Bye.
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Bill, is that you? Yeah, let me see the temper. Oh, I wish I was your temper.
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Yeah.
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Some of the women around here can.
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Yeah.
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Episode 619: Martin Bryant Part II - The Port Arthur Massacre
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a scarf and shit.
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Episode 619: Martin Bryant Part II - The Port Arthur Massacre
Worst thing you can be. Fly from your grave.
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It's not happening now.
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Episode 614: Pyromania
These grounds are rotten! They ain't going nowhere. They're right here under my feet.
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Episode 614: Pyromania
You see the new episode of Time of Train Game? That shit's dropped the shark. I'm sick of this fucking shit.
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Episode 614: Pyromania
They always bring in some bullshit orange whatever. It's like an orange caboose.
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Episode 614: Pyromania
Hey, ho! Hey, Smitty! Where's Paul Barton's engine? Tank engine? It scares you from a hundred feet away! I'll do it right close!
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Episode 614: Pyromania
Here, daughter. Good. Oh, fuck your mom then, right? Hey, glad she's dead too, right?
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Episode 614: Pyromania
I'm good at this job! This is my job. Fuck you. Yeah, they're little.
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Episode 614: Pyromania
I like the triangle cases because you can't get them at home. You can only get them at work.
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Episode 614: Pyromania
Every time he went to the hand, it was like, set another fire, set another fire. Don't you want to set another fire?
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Episode 614: Pyromania
Yeah, I did this at Bond. This ain't the first time. I've done it a lot and I quite like it. It's a harassment by cardboard.
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One of you in this street is the murderer! Ah, The 70s in England.
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Especially when we put the older ones with the younger ones.
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All right, you can make a forest fire on top of my clitoris. Yeah, that shit's a big one. It's a big knob.
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We've got to give it the death penalty, yo! I want to see it dead! I want to see it dead by firing squad!
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
There's no place to escape to. This is the Lost Podcast. On the left.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Also, blood on the moon is why we're so hesitant to have female astronauts. Let's continue. Because once they get there, obviously, because moon controls their blood, controls all the woman's blood. If they get too close to the moon, they just start shooting blood out. And it just fills up their boots.
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Yes.
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No, I am revised and reviled and reconstituted by the power of the theater. The show must go on.
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Yeah, I have this great record I also just bought called The Sounds of Gettysburg. And it's just people going, ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow. I'm sick. I don't feel good.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
He's the kind of guy, too, who said he's an old-timey fashion version of what they viewed as exciting and handsome. Because when you look at him, he's a toad.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
right like he's a toad but they're like his broad chest allowed his lungs to fill with air that allowed his emerald like voice to carry for miles on end his rectangle head was more beautiful with each pointed corner and the envy of every gentleman as the women fainted at the smell of his jacket and knowing that his his corpulent body held within the genius that they sought after
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And they kept calling him compact and muscular.
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His compacted muscularity. He looks like me. It's like me trying to get my Alex Jones body.
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Yes, it must.
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Don't spoil the end of the fucking show. Caesar? Link?
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The audience doesn't know what happens.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
He sat upon a tuffet that made a squishing sound. We all knew that her breasts and butt were round. Everybody was excited. Everybody came around. When old Betsy, with her big sagging bumps and forth, she rattled her way into town.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
But that's also how I talk to illiterate flower girls outside of my show. And then they said, they go, I'm not.
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You know, and she's sitting there all covered in grime and shit.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
And he's like, I bet you would make a fine capsule for my seed. You dirty little girl. What a fine capsule you'll be. You like that poem, you like this other poem. Boom, boom, boom are the sounds in my room when I'm pushing you with my big man broom. That was for his father's last words. I'm just glad I got to use them here.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Oh, you dirty little bullet, does your mother know you're out there with a hole in your britches and your dinkies hanging out? The importance of history can't be understated when it comes to the show. All of this is history.
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No, it has to because that's the one that he created in order to allow divorce to happen.
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Yeah, no, they don't. No one likes it.
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Oh, yes, I would have. Oh, please, it is X.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
To me, that is the question. Oh, you look nice. Yep, slings and arrows and all that. I wish I could go to sleep and miss my daddy.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Ah, the theater. I'm Hamlet.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
That's kind of cool. It has never changed. Like, we're back into crowd work now. Like, it's only, like, the audience, they go to see all the Shakespeare stuff, and, like, legitimately, they would say that he would show up with, like, pages in hand and, like, just go literally, like, a couple lines and be like, where are you from? What do you do? Tell me, you ever fuck a black guy? Same thing.
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Who did it?
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Same thing as the other guy.
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We're going to kill him again and again and again. This better not be like the Black Dahlia. I want to know what happened. Actually, Eddie, unfortunately, just like the Black Dahlia, it does end in another Jewish cabal.
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Oh, yeah, man. I mean, he used to be funner. I think it's when he was using drugs.
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If they want the show, they'll come to me and they'll come to this log.
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That's where the show is and I woke up today knowing I was going to be Theodore Roosevelt and Theodore Roosevelt's doing the show over here at the Bond.
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And I hate that about history, but it always does, doesn't it, boys?
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Oh, yeah, dude.
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He's like, my presence played last night.
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Oh, these peas. So uncomfortable. How did he get his pee hard? Oh, I froze it.
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That is what I can reach. It's also what I like to call the Frankenstein March of Satins. Now everyone turn away so I can have a burger. All right. Don't watch me while I'm enjoying myself on this trampoline.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
My son died while my wife was still pregnant with him and the bees crawled up her vagina. They must have thought it was a hive. Because of how sweet her ovaries were. How delicious and honey-baked her eggs must be. She stuck flowers in her pussy. That was her biggest mistake. I told her it was old-fashioned. Honestly, it was the first version of douchey. Goddamn seabees.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
I shall jump from the highest Lino deck. Goodbye, everyone. See you in hell.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
I knew you'd save me!
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
So much context. Now, the other problem here is that there's also one of those people, there's one of these stories that if you don't believe what happened here, You're so far gone. In the world of Lincoln conspiracy theorists that I have now ensconced myself in, these guys are lost. They're lost. What'd they think? You didn't have a hat? These guys still have... They're getting wooden teeth made.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Yeah. It's crazy. It's all over the place. It really comes down to it. John Wilkes Booth is the ultimate stolen valor, like, bitch.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Yes, that's the thing, is that he's doing that thing. He's, like, acting like he's, even more so in an extremely divided state. It even shows, like, how much more of an antisocial personality he had.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Man, I was... God, I was thinking about this about how... My dad was one of these big memories that came up. One of my favorite bits. Your deceased father. My dad, he's dead.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Not really. Well, I don't really identify as either. Interesting. I identify as a holy warrior, a scholar, and a police officer, if you ask me.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Breast friends. Now, Edward Gorsuch, is that any relation to the famous politician?
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Yes. What does that politician do? I think he's the guy.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Yeah, Neil Gorsuch. I think that he's the guy that goes, hey, Tay, and a win.
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Hey, Tay. Supreme. Burrito. Supreme leader of the. Are you on Arby's? Carnival Cruise? Lines? He's on Carnival Cruise.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Is he important? Not anymore.
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I just do it. It's a side gig. I do it for the love. What they really did.
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I just got to go find them. I got to find them and rouse them up.
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But if they're in the North, aren't they away? No. No. Because they can bring them back.
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Because technically it's because they were, yeah.
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Yeah!
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That's awesome. Yeah. We're talking about building a fucking community. Yeah, dude. It's a good movie. It isn't one of these things that would be a fucking awesome movie to be a part of.
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We're here too! good time aren't we yeah listen to me buster hey there you mind your p's and q's all right because my fellow black friends and i we're celebrating community and one day i will talk them into camping
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It was just so easy to kill a president then.
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Maybe. And yes, they're friends, and I'm their friend, and he's my friend, and they're all my black friends. But they're friends, we're friends, we're all friends. Just so you know, we're friends.
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Now you've got to do it at Disneyland and there's a robot. It's so hard. But God, is it satisfying tearing apart coolants like that. Nothing makes me happier than ripping the breastplate off of Gerald Ford and playing with his fucking automatic guts.
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He ruined his life.
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Yeah, it's a great hymn of a guy who gets fucking murdered.
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Oh, that's not fair!
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More like bullet in stomach Gorsuch.
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Yeah, fucking get him.
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Yeah, now let's get the other one. The new one. Is Gorsuch bad?
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Let's get him. Can I not say that?
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Not really. I'm not saying what we're going to do when we get him.
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Tommy Wahlberg him.
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Yeah, let's Tommy Wahlberg him. Get him in the bus. Yeah, I want to play with his belly. Let's just get him and then do something with him.
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Just get him.
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See if he can handle that.
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I was there too. I just want to be arrested as well so that everybody can see how much I support my community members. And I will be arrested post haste and then released hopefully immediately.
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I knew that I was being replaced by the black man when they dared, dared to hire a black man to play the titular role of Othello.
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As everybody knows, the whitest role of Shakespeare.
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We actually don't have any historical accuracy for what Amour actually is.
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He actually did play Othello twice. Really? Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus Christ. You think that'd give him some, like, understanding? Nope.
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They're the bigger pricks. They had slavery for longer, but they kind of came to a societal understanding in England about it being distasteful. Yeah. So eventually that's like that's the sentiment that came down at the time, too. It's like they viewed Europe as the style center. Europe was the places where all the all of this sort of like cultural things that were being adopted to America.
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So actually, I feel like the anti-slavery view was kind of like a hip new thought process. Like it was like this idea of like, I'm with it. I'm with the new stuff because the Europeans were already working in that direction.
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I just mean in hip in terms of like, you know, when movement takes place, it's like now it's getting very it is both probably on the you know, it's probably however you view it. Like leftist politics are now viewed as more like cool. Right.
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Right. Like it's that style or if you're these the MAGA shitheads.
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Ken, for these next two paragraphs, can you do this in a more Ken Burns style?
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Yep.
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Can I borrow a cup of black man? I'm looking for a cup of black man. I got a fence I got to destroy.
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It's because renting, you gotta pay all the taxes and you gotta do all the upkeep. See, with the, you know, that's the thing is that when you own, you gotta do all the repairs yourself.
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That's why she's saying it's different.
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At least she felt guilty. I don't think she did. So John Wilkes Booth did have slaves, kind of. Well, he was around.
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Listen, I know that, um, I mean, this is very difficult.
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It's so hard to travel that the, you know, in the highest level and the fanciest coaches and stay at the best hotels and fuck indiscriminately and mostly just kind of jabber for 45 minutes at a time for, at this point, hundreds of thousands of dollars, which is, you know, in the future, hundreds of dollars, which is, you know, in the future probably worth millions of dollars.
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But I honestly think that you, son, I think that you should, uh... You should make big pumpkins or something.
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There's nothing.
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I should be a pumpkin. Yeah, you should do something that's harder and worse. And this, even though you'll get a jumping off point into this business very easily due to how good I am at it. You know, so.
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What did I tell all of you?
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Somebody tell the steam to come now! I'm covered in condensation. And I'm nauseous. Turn the steam down.
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Turn the steam down.
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Turn the steam down a little.
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Certainly don't look at me, famous actor. Julius Booth, who is raining defecation upon the starfish. Like Dave Matthews Band.
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I simply must enjoy the corn while we have it.
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And it's an absolute coincidence that I'm at the very tip and height of that hierarchy.
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No, is it a coincidence that I was born into it without doing a single thing? And will continue to succeed without doing anything else.
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Except for tickling little fat boys.
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I totally understand. But you know what? That did kind of sound, I thought, was interesting. Kind of sounded like, what's his name? Rod Serling.
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The only thing I like best when I'm on the stage is when I'm done strutting and fretting is having a fresh, full-titted little boy that I can perturbulate with my acting appendages. I go underneath his tendril chest meat. I feel upon his woman-like bosom. I touch upon his cavern-like armpits. And I make him giggle like a little brand-new otter freshly born from its mother's pussy.
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No. Donnie Wahlberg, if you don't want me to call Variety, I need you to come to my home and jerk me up. That's it.
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No, I'm coming for him now. I want you to make me cum.
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Try to do Peter Roadrunner. I could do Rod Serling.
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Yeah, why would you want to get rid of that? They're having so much fun. They invented grits. They obviously love it. They're singing songs.
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That's how racist he was. He was even racist against other white people.
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Very much a Catholic thing.
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Would you believe that they came? Not even one of them, not even one of them danced a jig.
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Just stay a deadbeat party boy. I would have been better for us all. Also, the Traveler's Home makes no sense. Well, it's a whole, don't worry, it's like The Wanderers Inn.
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How does all this sound so familiar, Marcus?
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Yeah, but a bunch of hate-filled fuckers. Yes. Weren't they successful for a little while?
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Where's the guy that... Wasn't Lincoln inside a guy named Kennedy? Ha! Can he ride a man named Kennedy that day to the theater?
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You see, that's the problem. It just seems, Marcus, that all of this is not really about religion. It seems to really be a reason for them to be very racist. Yeah.
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Maybe I'm crazy.
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An easy job? Most lucrative? Thank you!
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I'm ready to perform.
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He drowned. He drowned while they were fording a river. You know my father is loving to ford rivers. But he used to say a poem, and I think it was from an old comedy special, and I've been thinking about it ever since we started on this series. And I think I've done it before here, but maybe not. Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinking, what the hell have you been drinking? Is it water? Is it wine?
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And another echo to modern times, which is just John Wilkes Booth in the end really was looking for attention. He liked any form of validation he could get and anything that also made him feel special, which is what the persecution complex of being on an unpopular side of the political spectrum gives you automatically. Yeah.
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Yeah. John Wilkes Booth was just a... Very, very good at killing Abraham Lincoln.
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Well, no, but no one was going to. He was never going to.
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They always talk about the small feet. And then there was another one, they were like, he does a... They say how graceful he is. Because he was a physical actor. Very physical. They said that was the difference between him and the other Booths, was that he was like, very like, he'd jump and he'd run and stuff. And I don't think he was a good talker, though.
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That was a direct correlation. They were considered the lowest station. They were not supposed to hang out anywhere. They were not supposed to be given loans. They weren't supposed to. Actors were viewed as utter vagabonds that literally should not be trusted with serious opinions, like serious questions and serious responsibilities. Professional liars.
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Which is what I hope to still have to this day. And that's what I would like to still receive. Just know that I'm too dumb and I'm too hot. To be effective.
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Thank you for even saying it.
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Every single thing they accuse anybody else of, they were the ones doing it. Right. So it's like it's always this constant need of like they started this. I think it's partially it's because no one was serving the southern states properly.
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So then when somebody as quote unquote elevated as a John Wilkes Booth of the Booth family chooses the southern states, doesn't know that he's being regulated, relegated to the southern states.
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John Wilkes did. The people didn't. They thought he's coming out of the goodness of his heart to bring some of that Booth magic to the south. He's going to, we're going to raise him up because he chose us. And then we're going to be in this feedback loop of...
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Well, he was cooler than his brother.
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I watched most of that show that, what's his name? Good Lord Bird. Yeah, man, with Ethan Hawke. That show's amazing. He's amazing. The character's fascinating. Fucking awesome.
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He's an amazing character. And I know, don't put it past John Wilkes Booth to absolutely hate black people.
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Well, that was definitely who he wanted to kill.
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But they have to be slaves.
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Now, didn't Robert E. Lee was considered one of our like best generals before he left? And then he went and that's why he was such kind of like a formidable general.
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He was good at being a general.
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He was a great, great general. I loved his work as a general.
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If I could, can I wear this fine, fine silk brasserie? And these wonderful, oh, these are knickers all the way from Paris, France.
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If you would. My penis is held. If my uniform is not satisfactory, then may I make use of your malicious tailor?
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Rabby. I know that you are called the Virginia Great. Yes, I'm aware of this.
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You heard him, boys! Everybody keep standing! Keep standing!
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Perhaps someone, have you heard of the Starbucks? Someone get a Starbucks run going.
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Yeah, they're cosplaying. Which is very similar to what we're dealing with right now.
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This lantern is still lighting the way of slavery.
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Let me just do this one more. Buster, come here. Buster, come here. No, no, no. Let me just try it one more time.
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Buster, come here. I have filling for you.
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Buster, come closer.
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I'm going to go find somewhere where I can fight for slavery.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Where's my little fat boy?
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Wow, that would have been an amazing day in the newsroom.
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That's all I want. I just want to be John Brown, but a guy that John Brown would kill. You know what I mean?
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just to get them. It doesn't really make any sense because it seems that that would affect everybody.
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Yeah, it'd be fucking it all up for you. It's almost like, no, we're just trying to recreate a moral mandate, like maybe try to save some of the idea of this country, maybe.
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Because his mommy said he couldn't. My mommy told me that I could not, all right? And I'm a slave to my mommy. LAUGHTER
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And then he killed the president. Yeah. That's amazing. That's so talented. What a huge year.
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Lincoln would have fucking pinned him down. Not only would have beaten him, he would have been the cross lock. He would have kissed him. He would have married him. Like, literally, Abraham Lincoln would have destroyed his life. Abraham Lincoln's the strongest gay man since Hugh Jackman. Phenomenal wrestler. 301 or something.
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You need me, Batman. You are not the same without me, Batman.
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Good work, Abe. I'm always here for you, Abe. I'm your number one fan. Need me to hold your hat? All right, well, I'll just stay over here. Hey, Mary Todd, how you doing? Looking sad.
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Booth would definitely be the guy. That's why I keep thinking Mark Wahlberg would be him getting up every day being like, I get up each morning 5.45.
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Boom! Gun goes off.
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God! Holy fucking shit! Holy shit! This hurts!
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Wow! This hurts!
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Ow!
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Curtains down! Lights go on!
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Jesus Christ. Look at me. I'm really getting fucked up. This is cool, right? I do my own stunts. Ow! Isn't this cool? Please, somebody tell me I'm cool. It hurts so bad. I need to be cool. Please confirm that I'm cool and you like me.
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Maybe. You think that Clint Eastwood's a better... I actually think that Clint Eastwood's a better actor than a director, actually.
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I love his acting.
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That's a good one, but I think Mel Gibson's actually sadly a better director than an actor, technically. Apocalypto is a very impressive film. Phenomenal film. All right, we've got to stop loving these guys. Sorry, I'm just getting that John Wolfe spoof.
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You know who's great? Jon Voight.
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That's right. A guy who fucks his daughter and tells everybody about it. That's what I like. A proud molester. I'm sick of all these molesters hiding in the shadows. Come out and say, yeah, I fucked my daughter and she loved it.
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No one likes him. I won't let you vote for him. That's crazy.
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Can I honestly ask, in this time period, were more people like, is it kind of like the long, like the reasonable view was to be sort of anti, like to be slowly anti-slavery and that eventually, yes, I know that that's like the big fight that everybody says is it would fuck with the economy of the South, but wouldn't that also fuck with the economy of the North? I mean, I don't know.
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He fucked your girl, he's got the election, and he's buying. And he's tall.
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I'm more Southern than most.
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Oh, y'all. Oh, I love a chitlin' or two. Don't I? Don't I, mother?
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Send the wives.
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You would not like your wives to be bored during this war, would you, sir?
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I'll make them laugh. I'll make them cry. I'll make them shoot. I'll make them shit. I'll do everything you need.
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This can't be in mud. I have a rash from silk. I'm wearing, I'm covered in silk. I have an active rash right now.
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And that's how I knew I would be successful that day, because it was written down. In a plane!
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Booth, of course, refused to elaborate any further.
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Everybody says comedy's illegal. Comedy's illegal now. Somebody says comedy's illegal. I'll keep your dirty Italian beefs, you sick ape. I'll keep your deep dish fucking slop. You put pickles on hot dogs, you fucking pricks.
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But you don't understand, Marcus. You have to hear their shit. That's right. That's the only way you're free is that you have to engage with them.
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Oh, yeah.
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I dare you to get within six feet of me on the footboards.
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I'll tell you, I was absolutely railing your fucking mother last week.
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And her pussy, whatever.
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I think this is not an exaggeration.
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But as it came into my throat, I went... And using theatricality, I push the bullet out of my mouth. So, yes, sir, I can take your full penis.
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Straight up to the jewels. Right to the hilt.
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That was just frightening. It's just been very specific. Chicago, Houston, half of Los Angeles. Guess which half? Sounds like you have a plan.
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Is it just because we were throwing bodies at stuff?
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It was like World War I tactics right before World War I tactics.
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Yeah, so the guys are just getting fucking rolled over and hit with cannons and shit, and they're going to explode and shit.
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Well, the number one cause of death was infection.
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It was all the bullets were soft. They were made in giant presses and they were made on masses and the bullets were made out of really soft lead. And so they used to hit you and they wouldn't even penetrate to the organs.
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They would stick into the first couple of layers of your skin and flatten and then they would pop them out and then there would be bits and chunks of them still left inside of you and then that would get infected and then you'd die real bad.
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It smells like cheese, you gotta cut it off. Alright, well, good. Good to know.
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Oh, no. I saw the movie The Woman in the Yard, and all I do now is, The woman in the yard. There's a woman in the yard. You know what it is? If I'm not talking to you guys, I'm talking to dogs. Yeah, like literally. Literally. I'm just talking to the dogs and to myself. Yes.
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And what about when KFC made the chicken, the bread? Oh, the double down?
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Louis?
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Oh, but I've been so looking forward to performing alongside Jinx model soon.
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That was bad.
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Love our pairing.
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That shook a lot of people, and I feel like that actually set us quite a bit. I kind of blame that for Anthony Weiner's downfall in some way. I don't know how yet, but you'll read my book once it's done.
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The way he fucking talks. I just love him. I watched a really great, old, very bad TV movie called The Lincoln Conspiracy, and it's like that guy, he's just got a big mustache glued to his face, and that's all he does is be like...
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This cannot stand. This tyranny must be faced.
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And just like that idea of him just going and being like, because he's obviously helping a Union soldier. Yeah. He's helping a Union soldier. So being like, can you even believe that I'm doing this? This is crazy. Imagine me. Me. Me helping. Got us all tickets. Yeah. That is literally why he did it.
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Oh, my God, it's turpentine.
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Oh, damn you, Lincoln.
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Oh, you damn Irish. Oh, I hate so many things.
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Whatever, guys. No!
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Fuck you both. It all can't be the best I've ever done. It's fine.
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Yeah, it felt like my Manhattan project. Like the biggest thing that happened to us. It shook everything. We're like, chicken can't be bread. Bread's bread.
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He's like, he's the best improviser of his time. You know what it was, was that his relevancy was fading, much like we're seeing with a lot of- It wasn't though. But I mean, what you're saying in terms of the Confederacy going down, him being the cool, in his mind, Southern Confederate, like he's a Confederate actor. But at this point, he's famous in the North now too.
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But it's tenue, but he doesn't like the North.
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That is true.
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Twins.
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He's great in twins. You don't think Arnold Schwarzenegger is good in twins. I enjoy it, but he's not good. He's a junior. He's great in junior. Junior's one of the worst movies ever made.
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Jingle all the way. I enjoy Arnold Schwarzenegger. Don't think I don't. I like him as a funny actor. But he's not good. He's a funny guy. He's very funny. He's very funny. Him and Sinbad in Jingle on the Way can't be bested. Well, because Sinbad's so good. But they have good comedic chemistry. Sinbad brought the best out of Arnold Schwarzenegger. He was bigger than him, I think. Sinbad's gigantic.
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That's the most important thing! Bring with me my planner. Hold the war. How about Tuesday? Yeah, I can end the war on Tuesday.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yeah, played by John Wilkes Booth. Oh, uglino.
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Having fun. Hating everything in my sight. I hate, hate, hate.
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Yeah, dude. And then we can also talk about it, too. A lot of the conspiracy theories talking about how he was a spy and he did all of this shit. We will bring that up, I think, next episode or the episode after.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Because he was always talking about how this was another big thing you'll find out later on is that he was talking about being a spy. The Confederacy used him. Well, he was a liar. Yes. At all times. He reminds me of a certain other three-named assassin that is very, very similar.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Thomas Riddick Hardingley.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Hardingly. He killed Dr. Baroom. Yep. Dr. Baroom.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
And he was a singer.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Not an actor. No. Yes. Singer with his feet. Tap dancer.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Winston Adrian Baroom.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Yeah. Very good. Very good at killing.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Guys, thank you for joining this very thick opening. My God, yeah. But you know what? We did good, too, because it wasn't just context. No. We literally, like, are just telling the story.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
That was the hardest one of all. We did a good job, guys. We're telling one of the stories. There's whole books about it. I know. There's whole books about it.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
There's one of the stories.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
There's whole books about the New York draft riots. I want to talk about the New York draft riots all day.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
We're going to have so much time to talk about all of it.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
I love New York history.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Because we're going to be doing the show for the rest of our lives. Go to patreon.com slash last podcast on the left. Give us money so that we can continue to do this for the rest of our lives. You can also watch us do our Patreon show live every Tuesday.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
We made a little bit of an announcement of our change of our streaming shows, but I want to just again say last stream on the left is exactly the same. Exactly. Nothing is changing about it. It is going to be live on Patreon every Tuesday and it's going to go to YouTube once it goes up. I believe it's every Thursday. So nothing is changing.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
You know what it all ties it back to now, too, is how just being famous lends credence to you. John Wilkes Booth was the ultimate faker bitch in history. He was one of these guys that he was a full stolen valor, like kind of just very similar to another actor. I keep he brings up to me in my mind is a Mark Wahlberg.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Otherwise, go and see all of our socials, LP on the left for some reason, and then go to lastpodcastontheleft.com to buy tickets for our live shows. That's right.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Very, very fucking excited to be on the road. Can't wait to go to Cleveland, the record store.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
They're so fucking good.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Yep, that's the key. Leave your mark, Eddie. And thank you for being with us. Oh, yeah, and go see, go get CrimeWaveAtSteve.com. Buy it for a true crime cruise. That's going to be a lot of fun. I go to Contact of the Desert and buy tickets for that as well.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
I promise you we won't. We're going to live.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
And so all we need is some quick thinking. No, I'm talking about the one who shit himself to death on the Mississippi River.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
I'm going to try. I'm going to save that for my family when I'm 90. How old is this shrimp? Not old enough. Excellent. I only like shrimp that's old enough to drink.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Is this shrimp aged?
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Yum. I love a fine air dried shrimp. Hail John Brown.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Fuck yeah.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Where he has played so many tough guys, where John Wilkes Booth was doing all these action-based plays. Yeah, he was a stuntman. He was just an action guy. And he began to believe he could just then be one in real life. But he's more like Donnie Wahlberg. Donnie Wahlberg had that great turn in the sixth sense. I'm not saying- He tickled the hell out of me. Yes, he did. Yeah. You are ticklish.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
There was less entertainment back then. It's completely nonsensical.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Yeah, he was all over my body. This is real. I shouldn't even say that. Donnie Wahlberg tickled you? I told you this whole story. What? When I did- Quickly, please. When he would, between takes, when I was working with him, he'd tickle me and he kept calling me big fat boy. And then he jumped on my back and he called me fat boy and he kept jumping in and tickling me.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
He's like, oh yeah, laugh it up, fat boy, laugh it up, fat boy. And then there was mannequins on set. What project was this on? When I did Blue Bloods. And then there were mannequins on set.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
I don't know what it is. My father was obsessed with dirty limericks.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Yeah, with Tom Selleck. And so he'd go up to the lady mannequins and they were nude in there because I was playing a serial killer groupie and that's like a thing that I guess they thought I would have in the background. Yeah. like Herbert Baumeister, and he would go up to the mannequins and he'd kick them in the crotch area and go, I kick you in the pussy, I kick you in the pussy.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
I still owe him 50 bucks for that. Hey, hey, that actually worked.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
I have another idea, John. What if we take, or listen, I heard about this. I heard there's several ways to do this, right? And we can create a facsimile of a bodily function by taking a bag filled with air, listen, and we will destroy any sort of semblance of authority.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
In a flatulence bag, you put it underneath him, spindly as he is, he will sit on it, and he will bounce and fart. and in itself will destroy his credibility.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
I'll tell you another thing.
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
That's when the cannibalism started. Who's that?
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Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Eddie, you touched upon this when we did that little guest spot on Sounds Like a Cult, where John Wilkes Booth needed slavery to feel important himself. He was so mediocre. He was the least talented of the family. He was the one that kind of got into the family business late. And I think for a long time, slavery was what allowed him to feel better than a common slave.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Like having a slave, no matter what, you're the top of a food chain societally anywhere.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Hey, this is very serious.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 621: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part I - All The World's a Stage
Where's his statue? Actually, Andy, I have an unofficial statue of his in my backyard. I've been slowly whittling it from the whitest sapling I could find.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. Who's that?
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
It's from Peppermint Mobile. It's the other Ryan Reynolds.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
That's just my first set of stairs.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
Let me get my jeweler's glass. Second set of stairs is illegal.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
It was, you know, I'm saying it now.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
You did an entire episode about whales. And he never said this. And you had to systematically shoot a bunch of whales in your dreams. More than once. Jesus fucking Christ. Of course you're obsessed with it.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
Man, we're leaving. We got to do this.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
You know why? I'll show you. Yeah, it's right here. The bag is up my asshole. Sorry, that was my punchline.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
How is it? Right? Whatever. Craig Robinson did a show at the store last night, apparently for nine people. It happens. We gave 110%, no matter who was in the audience.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
It was in a theater with an empty house.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
We'd wait till people were alone and then we'd hurt them. Yeah. Give a real hard time and shit, you know?
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
I love this guy. We had total freedom. Anything we wanted.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
We could... Anything. Or anyone. Now, I feel like I'm just at the store.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
I feel like I'm talking to a stand-up comedian.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
Beer can show some spine, man!
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
can totally see you doing this to like a lost asian family on the train that's just visiting new york you i see heady at 28 years old like literally been like yeah yeah we do a lot of fucked up shit at night here you're like yeah yeah you guys are going out to eat not me i'm going out to drink i don't eat
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
She's okay!' We'll have a show later!"
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
Why not the woman? Why not the woman?
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
They're bad. They're not nice. They're not nice.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
Why are you making so much noise?
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
Help! Help me! Help! Help! It's a big pink snowman! There's a pink snowman on me!
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
I've got to stop taking melatonin. It's not good. It's not good. I'm not good.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
Oh, God, I don't want to have one of these dreams. I just want to have a nice dream. Me hanging out with Hayden Panetta. Yeah, from Heroes. You remember? Ally Larner. Hanging out with her. Hi, Mama. It's a whole day of CW stars. I love it. Oh, yeah, the flesh. That was a joke.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
I'm trying to change into my bathing suit. I want to change into my bathing suit. It's so hot outside. I want to go to a nice hotel pool.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
Bass Pro Shops. My favorite place in Memphis.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right, bitch.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
What about the udders? Udders are getting trampled.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
It's my... No, it is. It is. Hail a man who made a belt out of nipples every week for 13 years. I can hail whoever the fuck I want.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
I know you won't. Yes. All right. Bye, fuckers. Bye. Bye.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
You know this song? You ever heard this song, Horse with No Name? You ever heard this song? You spend all this time while you're out in the desert.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
Eddie, you gotta flesh out the hour!
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
Don't you even believe I went to get the coffee? Everything's got whipped cream on it.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
Better that there be after at all, even if it is torment.
Last Podcast On The Left
Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
Fly from your grave.
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Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
I'm sorry, I'm laughing too. Bo Diddley, Bo Diddley, Bo Diddley. Get him, get him, get him.
Last Podcast On The Left
Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
Honestly, it was really, like, Columbine, yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
No. by a goddamn river snake while you're serving for your country and you come back and no one comes to the parade.
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Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
Only friends. Saigon. Shit.
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Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
You know, this man is known as the Joker. Maybe we should go and find the Joker. He's just too bad. He's a bad man.
Last Podcast On The Left
Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
Snuffleupagus isn't real. What are we doing? He's not real.
Last Podcast On The Left
Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
Fuck you. Fuck you. Shit off. Henry's wife couldn't leave him. You need to be mentally prepared for when she leaves. Tell me. Why is it Bill telling me? Don't tell him. Tell me. You have to take care of him for a while.
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Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
Bill, you tell her.
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Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
420, blaze up. Yeah, come on, you. That's when the cannibalism started. Last update on the left.
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Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
I made it by. Oh, my God.
Last Podcast On The Left
Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
Me loco. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me loco.
Last Podcast On The Left
Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
You don't know what that fucking shit was like, dude. Big truck.
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Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
Well, they're fucking dead now.
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Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
They would have loved them.
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Last Update on the Left - Episode 4 - Columbine Revisited
I'm like this. I don't know what else to do about it.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
There's no place to escape to. This is the Lost Podcast. On the left.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
All right. Now, we know he's supposed to be impressed by you. We know he's supposed to be a great green daddy of some sort, some kind. But the rest of us don't care because we hate old people. We want 10 years. We're telling you to stay 10.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
What are the chances that they just join forces and decide that he's the 11th larrikin? Good.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
I got a dull knife. It barely works, but you can slap people with it.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Killed the old man when he was expecting at least on 9-11. That's right.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
But remember, it was shot in the head by a cop.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
What LK to actually take? I appreciate that. I guess we really don't do puns anymore, but...
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
He was unfazed by 9-11.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
And then Warren would be so upset that his popcorn boy is being attacked. He would then jump in to save his popcorn, not the boy.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
It sounds like two 2x4s slapping together.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
How you doing, folks? I'm just here to have the ham and make sure the whale stays in.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
When he killed your brother, he talked just like this.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
He's exactly who Luigi should be standing up for.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
And he always gets you. That's Tillichum's move. I'm cute.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Come on in the water.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
I know. I know. I don't think Luigi has it in him. I don't know what you guys are talking about here. I think Tilikum is obviously a beast that cannot be defeated.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Yeah. Just shooting it from outside the water.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
All right. I don't think you guys are correct, but I'm outnumbered here. Yay!
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Yeah, fuck yeah, man. But do you think Telecom wouldn't know he's coming? He also was in a fight.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
A man covered in baby oil.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Yeah, NXIVM versus the SLA.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
And he brings out his volleyball, spins it on his finger like he's just like, all right, let's see. Best two out of three. Whoever wins the volleyball match, that's who moves on in the game.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
But then why did we give Yosef Fritzl a gun and we're not going to give the- We don't know of him having a gun ever. No, but that's the thing. The Mars Attacks aliens are covered in laser guns.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Are you saying they don't have motivation?
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
He sacrifices himself so that he can be attacked by the dog while the other two jump on its back and redo its wiring.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Unfortunately, I have to say, alligator doesn't stand a chance against the larrikins because they fight crocodiles. Crocodiles are way more powerful than alligators.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
I'm going to slap your dicks. Stop it. Stop bullying me.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
My God, it'll be beautiful. And let me tell you something. You're going to get none of that. Because I am the only little Italian avenger of all the freedom. And all of the proletariat.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
And he could just have a water gun.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
I said $10,000. You said $400.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
He's trying to eliminate public transport. Transportation, a piece of shit.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
They're going to listen to anything he tells them to do. If he tells them to go fucking drown in baby oil, they will do it. You sure, Diddy?
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Wow. Now, what's the other fight before we discuss this one?
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Jesus Christ. I would have never thought this is where this date would go. I know, I know. Last year it was Godzilla versus Xenomorph.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Birds have eggs. Eggs came first.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
But while he does that, does the Boston Dynamics dog just fucking rip his larynx out?
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Luigi Mangione has become the Batman of this competition. Yeah, he really has. In that way, I do.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Are you ready for this? Luigi Mangione, handful of landmines. He's going to put them down. What's on the ground? Bunch of baby oil. Whoops. Whoops.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
He's evil. Doesn't mean he can't win. That's why we're doing this. Casey Affleck won an Oscar. That's what this is about.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
And also, he could just straight up drug them up because we know larrikins are going to do drugs. And we know that Diddy has drugs and plenty of booze. Ciroc all around.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
I do think that larrikins stand just like Luigi Mangione.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
They're not going to become trafficked by Diddy?
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
yeah baby we're gonna be in detroit on april 18th and then we're gonna be after that we're going to toronto on may 3rd and atlanta on june 28th and then after that we got a whole bunch of more shows about to be announced so make sure you check that out also Come check me out. I'm in Florida right now. Let's hang out. I'm going to be in Jacksonville on the 20th.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
I'm going to be in Panama City on the 21st and 22nd. And in Tallahassee with Danny Bedrosian of Parliament Funkadelic at the 926 Bar and Grill on March 23rd. You're not going to want to miss that. That's going to be an amazing show.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Yeah, they'll surround her.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
That's right, man. We got the broswers pumping. We got the popcorn popping. And we got the crack in the light bulb. That's right. We are having a time here in Croatia.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Well, I mean, if he's able to lure them in a basement and shut that door, who knows what's going to happen.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
This is when it was a child.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
One shot. He has one shot. He's going to throw a battery down a staircase and the dogs are going to go after him. the door.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
But I also think that once Mudang is dead and the dog has this fucking stupid weight off its back of a hippopotamus, it will be a much more fierce fighter and will kill... Joseph Fritzl, while he's laying on the ground, I just stomp him to death.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil
Yeah.
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After all this time, yeah.
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I'm not. No, I love you more.
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Some do. Carolina is one. Some do.
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He did. Made two.
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You know, honestly.
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Cute.
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That's so funny.
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Great.
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Yeah.
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Yes. Indeed.
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Don't do this. It's more men because you get more powers.
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Yeah! That's about it!
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There's no place to escape to. This is the Lost Podcast. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started.
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That woman was the aforementioned Jasmine Fiore.
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To be so upset that you go to Vegas and marry a person. You!
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Now, according to a friend of Jasmine's, the two of them bonded over having the same birthday. And after what I assume was an old-fashioned two-day Vegas bender... No way!
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The conversation was so riveting that they got to each other's birthdays in the first conversation.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Well, according to the friend of Jesmyn's, they bonded over having the same birthday, and after what I assume was an old-fashioned two-day Vegas bender, they got married at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the Vegas Strip.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
And soon after, they moved into a penthouse condo here in Los Angeles. Now, it soon became clear to Jasmine and everyone in her life that Ryan was not only a bad person, but an arrogant prick to boot. He would brag about how his rich father owned an airplane in Canada.
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My cousin, he only owns the wheels to an airplane and it's just not fun.
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But I think he's saving up for axles and everything will be good soon.
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Well, he would also constantly center every conversation on himself and how much money he and his family had. But he was also physically abusive and incredibly jealous. Always a hitch. Always. Well, yeah.
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One time, he punched Jasmine in public at a party with enough force to knock her into a pool, all because she'd been chatting with an ex-boyfriend. For this offense, he'd been charged with misdemeanor domestic violence, and he had a court date scheduled that December as a result.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Well, while that is definitely a story of neglect, today... We're going to be taking a bit of a different route. Today, we're getting into good old-fashioned true crime. Capital T, capital C, true fucking crime.
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Jasmine, meanwhile, told friends she was in over her head and didn't know how to escape the marriage, especially because Ryan, the Canadian, was counting on it for a green card. He wasn't going to let go. Jasmine did, however, soon catch him having sex with another woman in their living room.
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her birthday was also may 14th it's a bit of a fetish of mine so she planned to file for an annulment but before that could happen vh1 came calling once again and in june of 2009 two months before the murder ryan left to shoot the third season of a show called i love money in mexico
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Me and Ed didn't have cable in 2009. Are you fucking crazy?
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I didn't have cable in 1999. Wait a second.
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You were probably in hotel rooms watching it.
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Oh, like Wicked Game?
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I was shocked. Now, the concept behind I Love Money involved contestants from all the VH1 celeb reality dating shows like Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, and For the Love of Ray J competing in a series of physical and mental challenges for a $250,000 grand prize.
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But as far as how the shoot went, producers said that Ryan would constantly call Jasmine from Mexico so she could tell him where she was the night before and who she was with. His jealousy was so ever-present that it actually became a seasoned storyline. But as one producer later put it, quote, it was funny until it wasn't funny at all. Such a reality show producer thing to fucking say.
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Oh yeah, the jealousy, like when he was calling his wife, his girlfriend, his wife every single night asking where the fuck she was and who the fuck she was with. It was real good for like five episodes. Then it got boring.
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Now, once the season was done shooting, Ryan returned to L.A. and convinced Jasmine that he had changed. He wrote terrible poems and short stories in her honor, saying that he'd had a huge spiritual awakening that would turn everything around.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Well, he, of course, hadn't turned anything around. And it only took another month or two before Ryan backslid into not just abuse, but murder. See, on August 13th, 2009, Ryan and Jasmine.
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Actually, can you take that back? Oh, yeah. It was only a month or two before Ryan backslid into not abuse, but murder. Thank you.
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We'll be right back after this message from Quince. Die from your grave.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
See, on August 13th, 2009, Ryan and Jasmine went to San Diego to attend a poker tournament at the Hilton. Once Ryan and Jasmine sat down to play, they began making everyone at their table uncomfortable with their behavior. Jasmine because she kept making snarky comments and jokes at Ryan's expense, and Ryan because he was getting extraordinarily angry at Jasmine's remarks.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Once the game was over, Ryan and Jasmine joined their group for drinks at the Ivy Hotel, but Jasmine spent most of her time on the phone in the bathroom. The people they were hanging out with said that Jasmine kept sniffling, but when they asked her if she was okay, she just winked, which they took as evidence that cocaine was present on the night in question.
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It's very, it's a ton of partying. That's, that was kind of their thing. They party, obviously. Yes, they got, they got married after a two day bender in Vegas. Yeah. Partying was definitely their thing.
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That's what I like about rotisserie chicken.
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Yeah. It's a normal thing for a couple of people who live in a condo in Los Angeles to do. Swing by Gelson's, get a rotisserie chicken and stare.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Let's go to Las Vegas. Well, it was San Diego. Every time Jasmine came back from the bathroom, Ryan would demand, screaming, to know who she was talking to on the phone. She said it was her mother, but neither Ryan nor the people present believed her. The last time Jasmine was seen alive by anyone but Ryan was at 2.30 a.m., when security cameras caught her and Ryan standing at the valet booth.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Two hours later, Ryan returned to their hotel by himself, and by 9 a.m., Ryan had checked out. From what police could put together, Ryan severely beat Jasmine in the car and possibly strangled her to death after their fight escalated.
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He then returned to the hotel and brought her body into their first floor hotel room through the patio doors that opened to the parking lot where there were no security cameras. Once in the hotel room, Ryan emptied out the suitcase and stuffed Jasmine's body inside.
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This we do know because for some reason, Ryan took three trips to their car that morning through an area where there were cameras carrying armfuls of clothes.
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tournament? It's a lot of clothes.
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Maybe sometimes you overpack, you want some options. I recently did that. Take a couple extra things. You never know what you're going to feel like wearing the day of.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
It's totally okay to overpack. I will say, if you're going to kill somebody and you leave their body in the car, you don't need to bring them into a public place.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
After loading the suitcase containing Jasmine's body into her white BMW, Ryan drove 100 miles to the city of Corona, just southeast of L.A. Once there, he drove off-road to a secluded location and removed the fingertips and teeth from Jasmine's corpse in the backseat of her car, although we don't really know how he removed the fingertips and the teeth.
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Ryan then drove 30 miles west to Buena Park, where he dumped the suitcase containing the body into a dumpster before he returned to their Los Angeles penthouse condo at about 5 p.m.
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Changing the name forever to No Buena Park.
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Exactly. Mui Mal Park. Yes, Mui Mal Park. Two days later, Jasmine's body was discovered by a Corona local while they were dumpster diving for recyclables. By coincidence, that was the same day that Ryan walked into a Los Angeles police station and said that his wife had left to get her nails done, but had never returned.
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He already had like a half alibi. He could have just said, we got into a fight in San Diego and she took off.
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That's one of the things that you'll see again and again. The alibis are never good because the alibis that are good, we don't hear about them because they're not news stories.
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Long-term thinking is not his strong suit. Well, Ryan still had a pretty good idea that his goose was cooked because before he'd reported her missing, he'd spent the previous 36 hours packing all of his shit into his car. Once he was ready, he left Los Angeles for Vegas. Here you go.
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My real Rolex wing to myself. Don't even lie to yourself, Ryan. Why are we still talking to ourselves like this?
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Well, in Las Vegas, Ryan picked up his speedboat, and then he turned north towards the American-Canadian border.
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I gotta go get my boat that I keep in the middle of the desert. It's important.
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It's important. It makes no fucking sense.
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Now, before Ryan had left Los Angeles, he'd abandoned Jasmine's white BMW, effectively the murder scene, in West Hollywood. And the car was quickly noticed by authorities because the back seat was covered in blood. The wheels were covered in mud and the brush was stuck in the undercarriage from Ryan's little off-road adventure.
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And while Ryan had attempted to wipe away some of the blood, it seemed like he gave up fairly quickly because it was very obvious that something horrible had happened in this car.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
The cops immediately issued an arrest warrant for Ryan Jenkins, but when they finally contacted him the day after he left L.A., he told them he was in Utah and was on his way to Canada to resolve some immigration issues, despite the fact that his wife had just been murdered.
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But the police were a hair too late to catch Ryan before he crossed the border. When they found his BMW and boat trailer abandoned at a marina in Blaine, Washington, the engine on his car was still warm.
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See, as soon as Ryan had reached the water, he unloaded his speedboat into the ocean and took off towards a small peninsula attached to Canada called Port Roberts. Once he got there, he abandoned the boat and walked across the Canadian border by foot.
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Let's do it. Today, we're going to be doing a little thing that we call newlywed to newly dead.
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Well, I mean, he did definitely go there with the purpose of going into Canada. I think he just thought that he was a lot more important than he really was.
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Yeah, I mean, he probably did think that. He's somewhat of a, I mean, he is a F-list celebrity at this point.
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Yeah, because at this point, well, we'll get into it later where exactly the. his season of Megan wants to be a millionaire was when all this happened. But the, the place where he went point Roberts, it's really interesting. It is still attached to Canada, but it's below the American like border. So even though it's part of Canada, it's still America.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Yeah. Now, we don't know if Ryan thought that going back to Canada was going to save him from the murder charge. Because before the RCMP could track him down, Ryan took himself out of the equation. See, upon entering Canada, Ryan rented a fucking PT Cruiser of all cars.
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After that, he drove two hours to the small British Columbian town of Hope, where he checked into a place called the Thunderbird Motel.
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Well, three days later, his lifeless body was found hanging from his own belt in the closet of his dingy motel room. So maybe he could see the PT cruiser from the closet. Yeah.
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Well, it was nice enough that he killed himself in Canada, not America. That is nice.
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You give them the stat. Yeah, did it at home. But once the murder of Jasmine Fiore and Ryan's subsequent suicide hit the news, VH1 was faced with what to do with Ryan Jenkins, the reality star. See, according to one of Ryan's fellow contestants on I Love Money, that was a Bucky from Flavor of Love, apparently. Oh, yeah. Ryan actually won the competition that season. Yeah, he cried.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Well, he won all the challenges. That's what it was. It was like a physical and mental challenge thing. So he just won the fucking challenges because he's a single-minded dickhead. That's me. Yeah. Couldn't win the challenge of life, though.
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To make matters worse, Ryan's original introduction into reality TV, Megan Wants to Be a Millionaire, was three episodes into its season when Ryan killed his wife and himself. With no other choice, VH1 canceled Megan immediately, and season three of I Love Money never aired at all.
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We will not see Sarah McLachlan crying.
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Speaking of VH1, they looked fucking awful. Because they let a domestic abuser and future wife murderer onto a dating show. A show he almost won.
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Everything's fine. Well, eventually, the mistake was traced back to an error made by a Canadian court clerk. Although I couldn't find out what that error actually was. But even if it was technically the fault of a third company, the production house that made Ryan's shows had to pay Viacom $12 million for the lost revenue due to the cancellations. Jesus. Hello. 12 mil, yeah.
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As a result, the celeb reality dating show effectively died out and never returned, all because of the actions carried out by Ryan Jenkins.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
So VH1s became the millionaire.
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Yeah, America does give it to Canada, I guess. That's really sad.
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Much better than doing Natalia Grace.
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newly wed to newly dead season two right now season two this time it's the wife it's time for a bride to kill now it is exceedingly rare for a wife to kill a husband soon enough after the wedding for it to be considered a newlywed murder despite everything yeah But for our other story today, we were able to find a little tale that took place in 2013 where the wife was the perpetrator.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
That year in Montana, a newlywed wife killed her husband just eight days after their wedding. The wife and murderer here was a 22-year-old woman named Jordan Graham who had first noticed her future husband and victim, Cody Johnson, at a Taco Bell following a church service one Sunday evening.
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I mean, I like the jazziness of it, though.
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Yeah, that's nice. I'm having a good time. No Pico for me.
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Just 22 years old. Jordan and Cody officially met soon after at a Halloween party and began dating. But Jordan and Cody were one of those couples that just didn't really seem to make sense. Where Cody was a magnetic, talkative person, Jordan, the woman who eventually murdered him, was shy and standoffish. But from what Cody told friends, he'd always wanted to marry, quote, a good church girl.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
And it was said that this description matched Jordan Graham perfectly. In my experience, good church girl usually means quiet and obedient.
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Welcome back to Fun Noises with the Boys, ladies and gentlemen. Is that content? It's close enough. Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with the chalkboard screeching Henry Zabrowski.
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Yes. But no matter what the attraction was, Cody proposed in December of 2012, and Jordan said yes. It ends in murder. It ends in murder.
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Oh, right. Yeah. Because I do like jazzy true crime because it makes me feel like we're back in the Black Dahlia days.
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Jordan told friends during the engagement that she was the happiest she'd been in a long time. In fact, she even flew to California just before the wedding to compose a sort of wedding song with a company called Our Story, Our Song, who specializes in original compositions for weddings, birthdays, and anniversaries.
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What do you want your song to be?
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Jimmy's never going to be alive. Any great first take? Let's try it again.
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I always wanted to be a reenactor. Yeah. Reenactor. Oh, yeah. Like if they ever need like a fat plumber or something to be like, I don't know. They went to the left.
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It does. It does help alleviate some tension, definitely.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They know something that you don't. And you're not listening to the things that they are telling you that they know.
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We can get serious about it or we can all just joke while we're hammered.
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That's what I do. But even though his friends told him to his face that the marriage was a mistake, Cody still tied the knot with Jordan in Montana's Woodland Park on June 29th, 2013.
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Jordan, however, had doubts about the marriage immediately and texted this to her maid of honor the day after the wedding.
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Just don't know. Continuing, she wrote that she hadn't stopped crying since she got married.
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And that's why I like fatal vows is because the people they use in their reenactment are just as unattractive as the people that the story is actually about.
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She said she should be happy, but she isn't.
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And then she said she didn't feel like herself.
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Jordan's friend told her to talk to Cody about all this, but Jordan refused.
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Saying she didn't want to.
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Well, she said she didn't want to hurt Cody because he seemed so happy.
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But I'm thinking about it.
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Now, eight days after the wedding, Cody's stepfather asked the couple if they'd like to go kayaking after church. Yep.
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Yeah, it's Montana.
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Especially if they say after church. To me, there's no church in Los Angeles.
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Well, Cody declined because Jordan had told him that she had a quote unquote surprise plan. Yeah. As it turned out, though, the surprise was her airing out all her doubts about their new marriage.
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Well, a predictable argument ensued, so the couple drove to Glacier National Park to talk things out in the presumably calmer environs of nature.
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Nothing's like when you get in an argument with someone, you're like, you know what, let's go to the middle of nowhere.
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Well, they arrived in the park just as the sun was going down. Then they parked Cody's car at the bottom of a hiking trail called the Loop on Going to the Sun Road. Might as well be called Hey, Cody, Get Murdered Here Road.
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I mean, romantic enough. So let's keep driving. Keep driving. Good. It's getting dark.
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Now, even though the sun was already below the horizon, Jordan and Cody got out of their car and embarked on the trail, where the argument only got more heated.
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Well, eventually, they left the trail and edged their way along the bottom of a rock wall, all while the argument continued.
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So they're like, kind of like talking, they're walking on top of a wall?
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Yeah, like they're kind of sidling up along a rock wall while they're just like, fuck you, fuck you. Yeah, fuck you.
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But as Jordan later testified, the two of them finally reached the edge of a ravine. They're way off the hiking trail now. There, Cody grabbed Jordan's arm, which prompted her, as she said, to yell at him because she didn't know if he was going to push or pull her.
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And in a flash, Jordan grabbed Cody's hand and brushed it away.
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Then, as Cody stood above a 200-foot drop, Jordan lost control completely and pushed him in the back with both hands.
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Falling face first, Cody plummeted and hit a rocky outcropping, which crushed his right eye socket and created a 7-inch skull fracture.
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I think I can fix it!
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When he hit the bottom, a number of his ribs fractured, and in an injury that would be right at home in a fucking schmaltzy TV drama like Grey's Anatomy, his heart literally tore open. His heart actually broke. Poor Cody. Poor Cody. Yeah, he just seemed like a normal guy.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Cody, all right? Cody? You good? Cody? Okay. I'm going to go back. Game of Thrones is on. It was Sunday after all.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Well, let me know. She left Cody to die.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
All right, Cody. Yell two times if you're alive. All right, I'll take the silence. I'll just move on. I'm going to go hit my teeth.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
So our first newly wed to newly dead murder today is a tale of sleaze, vice, and fame.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Well, she went back to their car and drove home. But as she left the park, she texted her friend and told her that she was freaking out and didn't know what to do. Although she stayed vague as to what had just happened.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
So he jumped off the claff or whatever. Well, Jordan did seem to compartmentalize the murder quite well almost immediately. At the same time, she was frantically texting her friend about not knowing what to do. She was also calmly texting a member of her church about rescheduling an upcoming couponing event.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
This is a story that, by its end, had unintentionally changed the entire landscape of American media, and it all came to a head because of the actions of one man who competed in possibly the trashiest subgenre of reality TV, celeb-reality dating.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Oh, totally. That's fine. Absolutely. Actually, and next week, Sophie's husband's going to be dead. Can we do two weeks from now?
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Now, once Jordan got home, she immediately saw the need to create a story that very night. So she called her brother at 11.15 p.m. and told him that she and Cody had just gotten into a big fight.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
And this guy, he flew in the air. It was crazy. He landed on the edge of a bench. And he just hovered there.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening, sis.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Well, her brother came over to her house, and Jordan told him that Cody had gotten a text message from a friend inviting him to join a group of guys in a dark car with out-of-state plates so they could go riding around for a while.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
You've never done that? Yeah, when a bunch of guys show up to the house and they all got out of state places. I'm always looking at people's license plates when they show up to my house. I don't know if they're all in state or not.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
For just such an occasion, actually. Well, that, she said, was the last she'd seen him. But when Cody didn't show up for work the next day, his absence was keenly felt because Cody was the type to show up on time every day without question. Jordan, meanwhile, waited until 4.30 p.m. to send a message to one of Cody's work friends to ask him, Hey, did Cody come in today? What's happening?
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Friends said no. So Jordan repeated the story she told her brother. But this time she added some color. This is what these people do. This is why they always get in trouble. Is that every time they tell the story, they think of a couple more details to add in. And they think more details is going to make their story more believable. Guess what? It's not.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I'm sorry, Marcus. It's called world building.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
This is all about building more. Well, Cody's hobby was fixing up race cars. So Jordan said that he had left with some mysterious car buddies to go to Washington State.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
And what they are, they're men.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
And that's what the vroom boys do.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
But the thing is that she started telling different stories to a bunch of different people. She told others that she'd followed the car Cody left in to the small town of Hungry Horse before she lost track of it. And the conflicting stories made Cody's work friend think that maybe Jordan had something to do with her husband's disappearance.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Wasn't Hungry Horse in Twin Peaks? It does sound like it. Above a Hungry Horse. It does, yes. I do believe that it was from Twin Peaks. Actually, I think that's where Bob was.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Yeah, that's where Bob was.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Yeah, he was living above at a convenience. No, it was the one-armed man. He lived above the convenience store in Hungry Horse, Montana.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Whoa, that's crazy. It's connected. Yay! You got the shirt on. Yes, I got my Twin Peaks shirt on. I'm going crazy.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
No, we're talking about your flavor of loves. What was the Bret Michaels one? House of Love? There's Poison of Life.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's where Leo Johnson was arrested.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
And held in jail overnight. No shit. Season two. You're not that episode yet.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Oh, yeah. Leo locked inside a hungry horse.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Yeah. That's going to get real weird. You're going to like it? Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Well, the conflicting stories that Jordan told all these different people, I made Cody's work friend think that maybe Jordan had something to do with her husband's disappearance. She wouldn't fucking fooling anybody. Bye. Useless! Useless! I wondered whether or not to leave that in there because of that.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I'm reading this great book right now about storytelling and, like, always be escalating. And that did not escalate the story in any way whatsoever. It was a meaningless meander.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Went to the house. Door was open. Snooped around. Saw nothing.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Yeah. Of course. They were work friends and good friends at the same time.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Yeah. I think there would be some people I'd look for, but most people I'd just be like, oh, we got to hire somebody to replace this person. Yeah.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Seems Marjorie died. I need a new Marjorie.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Jordan, meanwhile, had predictably taken to Twitter to post about her missing husband. And she was spending her time driving around with her friends to look for him. Her friends, however... Oh my God, he's over there!
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
It's because of all of his head surgeries that he had to wear the bandanas. Is that true? Yeah, he had like brain problems. Oh. Oh, I thought you meant hair plugs. No, no, no, no, no. He should be dead. What? Yeah, but he's not. I guess I could be wrong on this, but I'm pretty sure Bret Michaels had a bunch of head surgeries.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Her friends, however, noticed that Jordan didn't seem all that worried. And she spent her time in the car giggling and texting instead of looking. Sucking on a Jamba Juice.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
And I don't mean he's dead.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Have you been to Hungry Horse? It's nice. It's nice. Well, it's about the time that the cops asked Jordan to come in for an interview.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Now, for some reason, Jordan changed her story entirely from the one she'd been telling friends and family for days. Instead of the car buddy story.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
She told the cops that Cody had left while she was out running an errand. The cops, who were very polite to Jordan throughout, told her that they felt she wasn't being totally honest with them.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Even so, Jordan was let go after only 30 minutes of questioning. Now, at this point, Jordan started to panic, so she decided to help along the story a little. The morning after she talked to the cops, she returned to the police station, claiming that she'd received a mysterious email from carmantony607 at gmail.com.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is Frankenstein a monster?
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Here you go, Mr. Please. Now, obviously, this email was written and sent by Jordan herself.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
But the cops probably figured Jordan's not going anywhere. And sooner or later, she was going to lead them to Cody's body herself. And that, of course, is exactly what she did. The same day that she and her mother went to the police station to report the email, she led a group of friends out towards Glacier National Park.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Because the park, she said, was where Cody liked to take friends visiting from out of town. If the car buddies came, then that's where he's going to take them because they're so beautiful. According to some of the research I did...
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Yeah, I think they went in there and fucked around and made it soup. I guess it was very difficult for him to find love. Yeah. It was. Yeah.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Well, the group stopped at the same loop where Jordan and Cody had parked a few days earlier. And almost immediately, Jordan started walking towards the area where she'd pushed her new husband off a cliff. Because she was pretty much ready to kind of put a button on this whole thing and move on.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Jordan's brother, however, told her that it was too dangerous to go down there, and he stopped her from going any further. They then left, but returned the next day to the same spot to hand out a missing persons flyer to park goers. If you see this corpse, please let us know.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
But Jordan just couldn't stay away from the area where she killed her husband. And when her family asked her why she was so interested in that area in particular, she said, quote, I just have a feeling. And sure enough, after she finally reached the spot and looked into the ravine... Oh, my God! She told the people with her that she thought she might have spotted something. Something.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Oh, Rob says true. Yeah.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
It looks like somebody spilt something, like a guy. And after others looked as well, Cody Johnson's body was finally recovered and fished out of the water 200 feet below. Jordan, however, calmly walked away and got into her car with her bridesmaid who drove them both out of the park.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Jordan began rambling and said now that they had found Cody's body, she could finally call the detective working the case and quote, Get him out of my business. Yep. Jordan's calm demeanor also disturbed the park ranger who had her fill out a witness statement that day.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Furthermore, when he asked her how she knew where to find Cody's body, especially since it was so far off the trail, she said that it was a place that Cody had wanted to see before he died.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
So on August 15th, 2009, authorities found the body of an unidentified woman stuffed in a suitcase that had been tossed in a dumpster in Buena Park, California.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I might say it was the last thing he wanted to say.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Yeah, I'd say I'm the heck out of there, up close. Oh, I mean... I'm going to leave. I got to go.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Yeah, a place he wanted to see before he died. It was the park next to his house. Then it took people all the time, apparently. Meanwhile, that same morning, one of the detectives on Cody's case was walking his dog when he just happened to find himself in front of Cody and Jordan's home. Working off a hunch, he opened the garbage can Jordan had just left on the street for collection.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Inside, he found love letters, stuffed animals, and part of Jordan's wedding dress. She's house cleaning real fast.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
part her own wedding dress she did but this is to remember this is what cops look at and it's what private detective looks at too this exactly do the first thing you don't understand how much evidence you put in a garbage can yeah so the cop dragged the garbage can back to his house dumped out everything in his garage took photos stuffed it all back in the can and dragged it back to jordan's and this was before the cop even knew that cody's body had been found
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
See, Jordan effectively throwing away anything having to do with her and Cody's relationship. That's not necessarily evidence for murder, but it definitely showed that Jordan was already trying to put the marriage behind her while her husband was supposedly just missing.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
If your husband was randomly dead, you would save everything.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Well, no, that's the thing. At this point, he's not even officially dead. At this point, she's still saying he went out. Oh, yeah, the email, I suppose.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I forgot the email told her that he was dead. I forgot.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Jarden, Jarden, Jarden, Jarden at gmail.com.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Now, when Cody's memorial and potluck was held a few days later, some of Cody's... Okay, it's Montana. The memorial and potluck. You have a potluck at the memorial. Some of Cody's friends noticed that his widow, who should have been devastated after losing her husband a little over a week after getting married, she was laughing, socializing, spending a lot of time on her phone...
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Hey, how you doing, Anethel? It's good to see you. Meatballs are on fire.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Pretty soon, the FBI got involved. And once that happened, it was fucking over for Jordan. They not only traced the mysterious email from Tony as having been sent from Jordan's parents house that morning. They also came up with security footage. Are you saying that her mother is the car man?
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
And they also came up with security footage from the night Cody died, which showed Jordan and Cody entering Glacier National Park together. Jordan was brought in for questioning again, and after retelling the car buddy story, she was shown a photographic still of her and Cody entering the park. All she could do at that point was cry.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
And she was arrested on the spot for first-degree murder.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
During her trial, the defense argued that Jordan had a childlike personality that had become overwhelmed at the prospect of marriage.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I'm just a little baby. I'm a little baby girl. I have to kill. I have to kill again.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I thought you were doing a Michael Jackson.
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I'm just a little boy. I'm just a little boy.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
It's close. The murder, they said, was a tragic accident, and she'd only lied because she didn't think anyone would believe her side of the story. She'd pushed him, yes, but she hadn't meant to kill him. The prosecution, however, was able to argue intent. And that is very important for first degree murder. Oh, yeah.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Last podcast on the left after Tyson.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
They said that the area where Jordan pushed Cody off the cliff was well off the beaten path. And they actually had to climb over a retaining wall to get over there.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
You know what these people could have used? SimpliSafe. Very good.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
But Cody's friends also testified that Cody would never go off trail on a hike, which meant that Jordan had probably convinced him to go there. If that was true, then it could be argued that Jordan may have planned to push Cody off a cliff all along, just so she could get out of her marriage without having to go through a divorce.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
at the wily coyote with somebody to look up to but in the end just as the defense rested its case it seems like either jordan or her lawyers recognized that they were fighting a lost cause and a turn that shocked everyone jordan very suddenly pled guilty to second degree murder she was sentenced to 30 years in prison but will probably serve far less which means she might be released this decade
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
If so, Jordan will be in her mid to late 30s upon reentering society. And if she does end up marrying again, let's hope that this time she's ready.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
That's not even that bad of a punishment.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
It's really not. Yeah. 30 years in prison. Second, well, she pled guilty. Second degree murder. You know, you probably get out after 15, 20, 15, 18, 18 tops. Yeah. She's getting out on parole. Absolutely.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Well, the cause of death was strangulation, but authorities on the scene soon noticed that the person who killed this woman had also cut off all the joints on her fingers and had removed all her teeth so as to make identification that much more difficult.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Legally ready, yeah.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I mean, Fatal Vows is by far my favorite true crime show. I love Fatal Vows.
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Because me and Carolina watch it at home, and the game we play is trying to guess, like, who's going to be the murderer? Is it going to be the husband, or is it going to be the wife? Because it's actually, it's kind of, they keep it pretty even. They do. They do a really good job of making you guess.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Yeah, we're going to be okay. But thank you very much for all of your well wishes. And thank you for all the shit that you sent. In fact, the episode that we're going to do, the series we're going to start next week actually came from a listener who sent us the book that we're going to use as our main source. So I'm going to make sure to thank that listener personally next week.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Yeah, very exciting for that person. Go to patreon.com slash last podcast on the left if you want to see how excited I am right now. Do it!
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I think it's going to, from what it looks like, it's going to shut down on my birthday.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Oh, I thought it was to eat the fingers. Did you again not eat lunch before we started today?
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Wow. Wow. Congrats.
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What a phenomenal birthday present.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
know there will be others yeah there'll be others though it's something it will be replaced almost immediately it will be uh also go to lp and tv check out all of our streams on twit at twitch.tv lp and tv if you want to see them live you can also check out our youtube channel to see everything after the fact and if you want to come see us on tour you can go to last podcast on the left.com and click shows that's where you can see our dates for detroit
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Atlanta coming up. We reschedule Atlanta.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
That's for June. We're also going to come to Toronto and Nashville over the next few months.
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I can't wait. The next one's going to be Dallas on February 22nd. Can't wait for that fucking show. I've never spent time in Dallas other than the airport where I fall asleep often.
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You know what's incredible? It's great for that. Dallas is cooler now than it was when I was a kid. Really?
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I love Deep Ellum. Yeah. I don't know how it happened.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I saw him eat rice cakes. I had rice cakes. All right, good. Good, good, good. But what the killer didn't count on was the woman's breast implants. See, newer implants are sacks filled with saline or silicone, actual manufactured products. So each implant has a serial number that could be traced back to its recipient.
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I mean, call me crazy, but I kind of like Dallas better than Austin now.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Call me crazy. Call me crazy, buddy.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
All right. Hail, sweet Satan. And we'll see you guys next week. Uh-uh. Hell, can't see you then. Hail the Zoom mates. The Zoom mates.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
As such, the implants found in the body of this fingerless, toothless victim identified it as belonging to a 28-year-old model named Jasmine Fiore. This might sound really insensitive.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Well, Jasmine was primarily a bikini model, but had planned to quit the business prior to her death because she'd obtained a real estate license. This change in career was right around the time that Jasmine first met a man named Ryan Jenkins at a Las Vegas casino. The very man who would soon after be responsible for her untimely death.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
The noise I always like to do is, remember the movie, the alien movie, The Arrival? Not the one with Amy Adams, but the one with Charlie Sheen? Yes, the good one. And their knees go backwards? Yeah, the better one. And then when all the aliens talk, they're like...
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Well, Ryan Jenkins was a reasonably successful Canadian real estate developer who, just before meeting Jasmine in Vegas, had just finished competing in a VH1 celeb reality dating show called Megan Wants to Be a Millionaire.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Mm-hmm. Starring a former Playboy model named Megan Hauserman, who'd previously been on Beauty and the Geek and the second season of Rock of Love, Megan Wants to Be a Millionaire was a dating show based solely on the concept that Megan wanted to be the trophy wife of a wealthy man.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
It wasn't called Megan wants to find love. It was called Megan wants to be a millionaire.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
She had Bret Michaels. Yeah, the whole point is that she doesn't want love. She wants money. I get it. Yeah. Well, as far as how they found contestants, VH1 casting agents ran national radio ads and hosted casting parties at nightclubs, all in their search to find eligible men with a minimum of $1 million in their bank accounts. Of course, this is not going to attract... The best person.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Well, Ryan Jenkins, the murderer in this story, was discovered in Las Vegas. He used his so-called cocky charm to win over casting producers, who thought that Ryan, quote, had one of the best personalities on the planet.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
That's my noise that I like. That's a wonderful noise. And that's, of course, Ed Larson making that wonderful noise.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
You did cheap up instead of going to college.
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I really did. I sold weed instead of going to college. You like grapes?
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Well, Ryan was more or less marked as the charismatic heel character in Megan Wants to Be a Millionaire and was quickly cast as a contestant. Now, there's no standardized system for vetting people for reality TV. So all the networks and production companies who make these shows have different systems for checking the backgrounds of the people they choose.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Oh, my God. I had this horrible cough when that movie came out, I remember. I had an infection in my lungs. And I remember every time I'd cough, I'd have to leave the room because I couldn't stop coughing. And my father would always yell at me, like, stop coughing, you idiot. And I'd be like, I can't control it, Dad.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
To check the contestants for Megan Wants to Be a Millionaire, VH1 hired a company that specialized in U.S.-based criminal searches. But since Ryan was Canadian, that company subcontracted his background check to another company. See, just four years before applying for this show, Ryan had pled guilty to a serious physical assault against an ex-girlfriend in Alberta.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
And while that definitely would have disqualified him, the company that had been subcontracted to check out Ryan's record in Canada missed it completely. And as a result, he was given the all clear. Now, Ryan described himself in the show as a little bit of a Prince Charming and a little bit of a bad boy.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
And the titular Megan found him sweet, despite the fact that he wore obviously fake Rolex watches and he only brought one pair of pants to a potential five week shoot. Should he go all the way?
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
And the pants. You have a Rolex, but also one pair of pants.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Yes. Well, as it turned out, Ryan Jenkins did charm Megan Hauserman more than any of the others. The two of them would talk for hours on the phone outside of the shoot.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
But there was somewhat of a problem with Ryan as far as the producers of the show were concerned. When they found out that Megan was planning to choose him as the winner, they told her that Ryan was coming off as extremely unlikable in the on-camera interviews.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I went to the Lamborghini. I have to give back in 20 minutes.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I do remember there was a guy on 90 Day Fiance once who did say on cameras, like, you see, women's brains are naturally smaller than a man's brain. So they need coaching. That was his job, is that he life coached women because their brains were smaller than men's.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
You know, and then I would leave and then I would start coughing so much that I would pass out. And I remember when I started coughing during the movie The Arrival, I passed out. And when I came to, I saw the movie poster The Arrival and it just burned in my memory because it seemed like something that's great to see when you wake up from almost dying.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
You don't. You teach them how to work with their smaller brains.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Because that's the thing. I mean, while a person might be able to use personal charm to win someone over one-on-one, the camera can often tell a different story when that person is just talking by themselves. As such, the producers felt that Ryan was coming off so badly in interviews that they were sure that the audience would revolt if Ryan was the winner.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
But isn't that good television?
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Not if you hate the way it ends.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
There's a level of hatred that you need a heel, but the heels there is the foil for somebody that more people like.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
Now, this upset Ryan greatly because Megan had told him privately that she was going to choose him. But her plan was to call Ryan after the show wrapped three days later to smooth things over. Don't worry.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
I mean, honestly, what a way to keep it all going.
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Episode 604: Newlywed Murders - Newlywed and Newly-Dead
She really wants to be a millionaire. Oh, she does. Well, the thing is, I mean, she was all set to dump the winner and continue her relationship with Ryan Jenkins. So she said. But Ryan didn't answer when Megan called after the shoot was over. When he did call her back, he told her that he was so upset after leaving the show that he met a woman in Vegas and married her two days later. Whoa.
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Episode 620: The Miseducation of Ed Larson - JFK & Government Conspiracies
Yeah.
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Episode 620: The Miseducation of Ed Larson - JFK & Government Conspiracies
Yes.
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Episode 620: The Miseducation of Ed Larson - JFK & Government Conspiracies
Yes.
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Episode 620: The Miseducation of Ed Larson - JFK & Government Conspiracies
Yeah.
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Episode 620: The Miseducation of Ed Larson - JFK & Government Conspiracies
Mm-hmm.
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Episode 620: The Miseducation of Ed Larson - JFK & Government Conspiracies
Yeah.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
What does it do? Oh, make the guy have two heads? Great. Let's make two-headed guys. They're like, fuck, this is the best way to make two-headed guys. They're like, no shit. I didn't even know I wanted to make two-headed guys.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
That's fucking, guess what? I believe you because I can't see it. Fly from your grave.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Why?
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
You don't fucking know what I can bring to the friendship. You don't know.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Yeah, you didn't think that was going to happen at all.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Eisenhower knew about 9-11. He's a Long Island base. He's a Long Island base. Aliens. They knew 9-11 was coming, and they did nothing.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Because I ain't real. I'm not fucking real except when I'm ordering my pizza and then I'm fucking present. You show up with that fucking shit, that's some linear application I will fucking apply to.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
You're Slugworth, aren't you?
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
I'm sorry I'm Slugworth. Don't you make me swim in straight, Willy Wonka.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Big ones. It's at east.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Oh my god, I gotta go. I gotta go out there!
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Side stories, LPOTL at gmail.com.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Listen, again, it's not the racist about this. It's just facts.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Yeah.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
candidates for the time travel program.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
When I'm in my lazy boy, I'm anything but.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
We had to rebuild some of them because we needed to make them all weight-bearing.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
Better go take a break on the Montauk chair.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
I just don't want to base it in that way, but yes.
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Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies
1792.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
There's no place to escape to. This is the last. On the left.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Of course. This is the things that Steve Hodel will build the George Hodel story around. Stuff like this. The idea that he said burn these manuscripts, do these. And it's also crazy to think that he was so mean and so crazy, but his ex-wives kept coming back. Yeah.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
you know powerful man they got lots of money and stuff yeah that happens a lot in abusive relationships it's true yeah it's also just like shows how easy it was to just get away with killing someone back then if you had just like a moderate amount of money yeah oh and it continues to this day eddie don't worry
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Now, we're going deeper. Deeper one. On the count of three, you will turn into the horniest chicken I've ever seen. Three. Cock. Cock. Cock. Cock. Very good. Cock. Cock. Yes, very good. Cock. Yes, very good. Cock. Oh, you're not a chicken anymore. Wolf. Wolf. Wolf. Yeah. And that's how you hypnotize a dog. Easy to do.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
And I'm almost thinking about, like, I have a personal water reservoir, and I'm thinking about maybe letting the city use it. But I think for now, I'm good to just keep it for my own baths. Yeah, because don't you... Seriously, right?
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Let's all fuck it. Come on, John Huston. Let's get Betty Davis. Let's get her a fake cock and have her fuck this dog in front of us, huh?
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Yeah, all right. Sure, she has Betty Davis eyes, but how about a Betty Davis vagina? Yeah!
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Yeah, isn't it crazy?
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Yeah, basically most of LACMA was brought here by Vincent Price. It's fascinating. That's very cool.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Yes, when I dropped off some tropper. I had two extra copies of Tropic of Cancer for some reason. I dropped them off in some little libraries in my neighborhood. Oh, my God.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Nothing makes me happier than putting a satanic book in a church library. It really makes me happy.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
I just think it's important for some lady to read about poetry about anal warts. It's important. Have you ever read Henry Miller? No. I'll give you some.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
All right, great. I'll not read it then, too.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
And you could, the reason why it's suspicious is because they are like, because Man Ray will go on and kind of deny whatever connections, everyone denies connections to George Hodel, but he obviously was friends with them. He took pictures of like candid pictures of his kids, candid pictures of them hanging out.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
What do I do with my natural well, my natural water source? I'm using most of that water to perfect my white, white rice recipe. Yeah, which is extremely good.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Yes, Man Ray could be, people did pay him to go and take pictures at their home, right? Like to come and do a big photographer, like, you know, you go do whatever, I don't even know what the term it is. Like a big, like actual put together, choreographed film, photo shoot. A family photo? Yeah.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
If it's from across the street. If I paid them to take pictures, as many as I paid for it. And they're going to go through all the negatives anyway and choose. So you don't even get to choose those pictures.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
It's art history. It was last podcast, don't know what. This is the most extreme shit we have ever covered, dude. Fuck it, coming for you, surrealism. It's the art of space. The art of space.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
The whitest of all the rice. White, white rice.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Yeah, fucking stupid clocks can't not be melted and shit.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Fucking time, dude.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Eddie, it's hard. I know you were afraid of clocks in the first place because you don't even like the concept of time. I know, Eddie. You said clock. I know. I'll fucking rip your hand off if you put a watch on it. I know. I'm gonna fucking chew on your fingers. This is just art history, Eddie. Not times.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
It's not real. You calm down? You good?
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Yeah, we're very warm. Yeah, any number under 13 just fucking gets me going. He has a hard time with it. He has a hard time with it. He can't deal. He loves a baker's, doesn't he? But Surrealism, also remember, the goal was to break through. They were having problems with what they viewed as the staid... Yeah. Yeah.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Yeah. You saw Salo, right?
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
You've never seen it? No.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Yeah, it's not fun or whatever, but...
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Well, that's the part you really got to skip. That's what I'd say. I'd say that is less is more.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Leslie, leave her alone! Leslie!
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
It's a true exploration of the rarer fragrances. And what are the rarer fragrances? Every single time you hear the term, like, George Hodel, this is a thing that comes up a lot in, like, artsy-fartsy old-school erotica. Like, ah, yes. Ah, the expiration of the rarer fragrances. Which always means butthole. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. The rarer fragrance. Yeah, pussy juices.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Is pussy juices and butthole messes.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Yeah, we're the fuckers. Just so you know, I got it. I got a hard out at eight. I got to be fucking at the White House tonight.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
But what I'm done with this will be the Brown House.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Anyway, but that's just kind of a joke between fuckers. We mostly say that. You know how it is. I come out, I fuck.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
You know, sometimes I shoot myself in the head and I wake up and I'm just alive again and I just go out and I fuck again and I get ripped apart by a bunch of dogs and then all of a sudden I just wake up again and I go and I fuck and then I get burnt alive with a bunch of acid and shit. I don't know, man. I'm sorry. Did you mean to order suckers?
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Because we're fuckers.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
I do everything but feet stuff. That's the only thing I can't stand. I can't stand feet, but otherwise, I'll fuck a jar of peanut butter into the mouth of a giraffe. All right, I will fuck whatever it is you do. I got a nine-inch cock, and it doesn't matter. It works until I'm dead.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
What's coprophilia?
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Surrealists, much like any group of artists, they fancy themselves a little bit more hardcore than they actually are.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
There are a bunch of people that wear suits too much to be eating that much shit.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
I view George Hodel as a Jeffrey Epstein-like character.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
There's something that gets added to you, I think, when you're an L.A. doctor.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Someone who's a lot of fun until you really get to know him.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
And it's a lot of fun that you're definitely having somebody else's expense and you're not asking a lot of questions about. And then what it does in its own way is that it creates its own secret keeping mechanism. As we've seen, George Hodel is a he is a lot of money. He has weird. We don't really know what he does for a living. He does a bunch of different stuff.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Yes, and helps them with venereal diseases on the down low, helps them with abortions on the down low, helps them with any various problems that would be considered publicly embarrassing. That is somebody who traffics in secrets. Like, that is his job is to traffic in secrets. So then what is happening is that then other secrets congregate, and it takes a type of person.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
And I think George Hodel, it's why we think he could have within his depths— he might be one considered to do, he would have considered to do the Black Dahlia murder because he just was so kind of in his own world of ideas that no one cared. He viewed himself as past everyone. Steve's blowing up daddy's spot, man. You leave daddy alone, Steve!
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
You know what I mean? There's certain things. You meet somebody. L.A. is one of those places when you meet a doctor, you're almost like. Well, because they're all actor wannabes. They all have a script. They all were like handsome, beautiful people.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
He was around for the parties. Man Ray was probably around for a lot of the parties, and Man Ray was one of these guys. But I think that that was his main connection to this art world. Was Man Ray? Man Ray was the guy that was his, like, buddy.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
That was the guy that was, like, showing up and taking pictures of other people and doing other things and then may or may not have taken a bunch of naked pictures of his daughter.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Yeah, and it's just like, you don't have to be so weird. Mm-hmm. He took a picture on top of an actual dead woman, or was it staged?
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
There was a little bit of a hint of why he went to Los Angeles in terms of apparently the art scene itself was starting to die out in New York. So all of surrealism right after World War II came to New York and it turned into this essentially...
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kind of a commercial enterprise salvador dali everyone kind of got mad at salvador dali because at this point salvador dali was on like television shows he was showing himself to be the face working realism disney yes he's doing all of these things and he's making a lot of money and he's taking private commissions and to them he's ruining surrealism because he's making it about commercialism and so that might be one of the reasons why man ray moved from new york to la
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It's really good. You've only been in town for a year plus.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
I'd say up to, like, this century. Oh, of course.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
I mean, at least, I'm going to say 150. Oh, a year's up. There is a pack of them. I think that anybody could go to a place where it was lawless out here. And if you had a lot of money, you could really figure it out. And then if you read the works of Kenneth Enger, this happened way more than we even think it did. But then that might be exaggerated.
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It's also not only was it lawless, like it wasn't even in check like New York's in check with the mafia. You know, like the mafia wasn't even in control out here.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Yeah, she said that they were talking about it sort of in a ridiculous way of the other things that he could have done.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Because it was the most popular news story of the time, probably.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Wow, a lot of people wondered, would they ever record again? Would God stop Last Podcast on the left from happening due to one of his many myriad of mysteries and control of the elements?
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
You know, I always like to write postcards casually to my friends saying, you want me to traffic a woman for you? Heard you're lonely. I can abduct a woman for you and take her from this country if you want. Yeah, even in joking, who says that?
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Hey, buddy. Hey, Marcus. Oh, you're going, oh, I see you're leaving town.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
When you come back, could you bring me a traffic woman? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like her to like it. I don't want her to agree. I want her to be against her will. Yeah, younger the better. Thank you if you could. Baby, looking for a baby.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
It's the character most people lead with in a Black Dahlia series. But we're not like that. You fucking pieces of shit. We went through a more important theory. All right. Now we're going to get to it because that's when we chose to do it.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
It does sound like one of those, like, the blood on the dance floor kind of like weird, like, new metal bands. You know what I mean? Like one of those weird scream metals.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Our friend! It's like if artists played the aristocrats.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Well, the Exquisite Corpse is a fun name, but it is just a game.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms bend back. It's again, it's another David Lynch connection. The picture of the lady is a definite connection.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Yeah, we'll put the most entertaining stuff in the end. Because that's where it belongs. As far as I'm concerned, why do you think you do Rosalina for 15 minutes at the very end of the show?
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
Just quick, the reason why the Minotaur is even used, the position that she's in, it was considered to be the Minotaur position. The Minotaur was this half-man, half-beast character that was put in the center of a labyrinth, and because he was this abomination, and then Theseus went all the way through to attack the monster, and then he used a golden thread to find his way out of the labyrinth.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
But the whole thing is about what they say. It's about the Freudian dip into the subconscious, going through the labyrinth to find the minotaur, which is the thing inside of you that you maybe don't want to see or the thing unknown inside of you that you don't want to see. And then pulling it out, which is why the surrealists were using that.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
So in this theory, Elizabeth Short was an art piece.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
You know how your fingers got a print and your butt's got a print when you sit in the sand? I'm with you. Sometimes your thought could have a print. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, always. Listen. No, listen. It's easy to do. My thumbprint. Uh-huh. My fingerprint. Yeah. My buttprint. Gotcha. My thoughtprint. I don't like it.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
It's different every time. Everybody got a different butt. God damn it, Steve. Get out of here.
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Genius! Absolutely exemplary!
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I just don't think an artist could keep their mouth shut if they did accomplish this.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
The idea is that the show off of the corpse is their gallery. Oh, but they would like to say that I'm the one.
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I'm the greatest. I created the minotaur of short.
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Episode 603: The Black Dahlia Murder Part IV - Exquisite Corpse
What's so hard is to be the first one and then... You got her there and she's alive and stuff. And you're like, what if I just put a hat on her? You know? And the other guy's like, well, then what do I do? Like, put a sash on her or something? And next thing you know, honestly, you just become fashion designers. You're just dressing this woman.
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If she was art, it could have birthed the first murder critic. And that's what we are. That's what we are. You know what? I don't get it. Two thumbs down. Sorry, uninspired.
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What if I just again, what if I just wanted to draw on her? We're artists, right? Can I just draw a circle on her or something?
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Here's a knife. Have fun.
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I just wish I could get a marker or something. Can I get a paintbrush?
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No. Knives only.
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I hate this surrealist thing. I thought this was imagination. The D could be for Dali. Oh, shit. He did it with the lobster. The lobster did it. And all the poop in her from Poopcasso. That doesn't even make sense. I wouldn't allow that. That doesn't make any sense. Peecasso.
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If it was piss, I would take it. I realized that she wasn't filled with piss. I changed it at the last second. Quick thinking.
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She's a regular Cumbrandt. Cumbrandt? No, Rembrandt. Now we're over. We're in the Palisades.
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Yeah. Well, and I also will put the exquisite corpse book, which I love, and I love all the art history in it, I will put it almost in the true crime, like... overboard world of thinking They kind of act like they're treating these surrealist painters like the West Memphis Three.
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With probably one of the most perfect, fancy pervert mustaches in all of history. He has got such a good mustache for eating the ass of a child. It's almost like, did he do it on purpose? Which was first?
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Just because they were like hanging out and doing all these like quote unquote like weird dirty things like that they were then criminals. It kind of feels like you're getting mad at people for listening to Marilyn Manson and you think it's causing school shootings where it's like, no, this is that artists are inherently, I love artists, pussies. You're not going to do this. It's just physical.
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They're not physical. They're mental. You know what I mean? This is a mental, spiritual creatures. Like it's going to be the big jump. The idea of four of them getting together to do it would be, I think, a bit impossible, especially if somebody like George Hodel, because unless George Hodel killed all of them.
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The only way this hold that theory to me holds is that George Hodel did the black dollar, but he also killed everybody involved. I just don't think they would stop at one person.
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I think if it was an art piece, they would kill multiple people, especially if they didn't get caught and got this much press.
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Well, look at Leopold and Loeb. Those are guys that definitely did it for the art of it. They did it for the mental exercise of it.
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Isn't this interesting in the fact that if this is how much time has changed, where back in the day they actually were offended by the fact that they thought that he fucked his daughter instead of it like covering for him. Like they were they covered for the other people, but they didn't cover for George Hodel.
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They went looking for George Hodel, unlike Jeffrey Epstein, when the entire South Florida judicial group all like flipped over backwards to make sure that he was fine.
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Not with this one.
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Another log gone. Another log missed. I hope you enjoy this next show I'm about to do for you, Lieutenant.
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Oh, oh, oh, I'm touching my butthole. I'm touching my butthole, Mr. Homicide Detective. Oh, oh, oh.
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I'm shitting on a plate and feeding it to my daughter. Shitting on a plate. Come and get me. Come and arrest me.
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I couldn't prove it now. I can't talk to my secretary anymore because she's dead.
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So the manuscripts that she was asked to burn, whatever that was.
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It's filled with a bunch of other haunted shit.
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That's the thing. It's like that's my main thing with George Odell is I think he's guilty of plenty of other things that he didn't want people to know about. He physically could not have ran into Elizabeth Short. I think every suspect has killed somebody but Elizabeth Short.
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She is still the only person that has not been touched by any one of these people. George Hodel definitely killed his secretary. I think he absolutely is a murderer. I think he's a pedophile and a rapist. But he's not the Black Dahlia murderer.
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Also, you wonder if it's just because their goal is to go back into the subconscious. Yeah. So they're creating these subconscious works of art, oftentimes because of the material that they were reading to all the Freudian analysis, all the other stuff.
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It was all very sexual and dark. So what they were doing was accessing their imagination to be totally pure, but let's just say maybe they had preconceived ideas of the drawings that they want to make. Humanity, they're trying to do experiments, but you're pulling stuff out that just might be really common.
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One female surrealist, I forgot her name, she talked about the bisected woman imagery as a celebration of women. This was like when she was... But she said that it was a way for essentially these nerdy sexless men to understand women. Like they actually viewed it as a way. They put women on a pedestal in that world.
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You should have seen me reading that by the light of my car. So I was in my car charging my phone or out of power for the last several days. And I sat there and I'm reading the Exquisite Corpse book going through it. I read it from cover to cover. Yeah, I did too. It's a great book.
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That's kind of why they were torn apart all the time because they were kind of viewed as sort of like art pieces, which is dehumanizing a woman. But it doesn't mean you're killing them.
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There isn't any. The handwriting analysis goes back and forth.
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Did you try to read the chapter on the handwriting analysis in Black Dahlia Avenger? No. No. It's like 40 pages talking about T's and P's and B's and H's and O's and N's. How about Q's? No. Uncommon letter.
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But it's just this breakdown of like, as you can see with the lilting surface of his second O's within each one of his words with two O's. You're like, no, I don't. It's a thought. It's a thought. It's a goblin thought. I'm going to fucking jump off a bridge. If I hear one more thing about peas and peas, I'm going to fucking kill myself. I'm going to walk into the fires.
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What do they think about lowercase J's? Because those are very important.
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A lot of them really tell you how you feel about certain religions. How crooked your J's are.
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In my mind, if you did that as a George Hodel, why in the ever-living fuck it would ever leave that killing floor? Like, I feel like it's one of those things where you would bring people to the killing floor. Yeah. George Hodel was—he always—he did not like—he didn't leave his house. You know what I mean? Like, the parties came to him. Things came to him.
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great book it's also like it's definitely a more it's a it's a better version of the george hodell story even though it doesn't have all the details that black dolly avenger has and all this up even though whether or not you think they're fake or whatever but i'm sitting here reading this book and i get to this section with all the autopsy pictures mixed you know comparing them to the surrealist paintings and my neighbor i just hear a ding ding ding and a headlamp
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So the fact that he would then go out of his way to— To portray this, it doesn't fit his character.
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Yeah, but she was hollowed out. They took the blood out of her. You know, maybe they were trying to make it so it wasn't as stinky.
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You're correct. They definitely was for transport.
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And he was probably a pretty well-known creepist.
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Because they were correct. Because if you look at somebody, Jeffrey Epstein, technically, I mean, yes, he was a financial advisor, but the way he really made his money was by being a spy. And then you also wonder with George Hodel if he did something along the same lines.
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Totally can see it. That makes total sense to me. Let's just make his life hard for a little while. Like, fuck this piece of shit. He thinks he's bigger than us? He's not bigger than me. We're the gangsters. We're the LAPD. He's not bigger than us. This whole theory. So, like... leading from last episode into this episode, this is getting towards the end of the actual of the time investigation.
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Because as they were going, there were, this is one of the last real suspects that they hit too. So by the time they got to him, I think they were so angry at being questioned for so long that they were like, you're not bigger than us.
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We cover up other crimes, buddy. Yeah. We cover up. Yes, we're the LAPD. Yes, we run a racketeering organization. Yes, we do human trafficking. But we're not pedophiles.
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That was the line at the time. Yeah, it was an embarrassment to them. That's kind of the reason why they threw the book at OJ when they finally got him for the trophy thing.
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They had to because someone had to say something.
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No, it just shows how difficult it is to investigate a crime when the killer like we are now in the world of in these theories is that the killer was not remotely connected to Elizabeth Short, did not know Elizabeth Short, was not connected to anybody around Elizabeth Short. This is somebody outside as an outside actor. And it's extremely difficult to catch somebody for a motiveless crime.
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Yeah, they do it for sexual thrills.
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Start getting cocky.
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comes into it and i just look into my neighbor looking down and i just see the pool of light just onto the dead open pussy of elizabeth short right like anthony just sitting in the dark you know the wind's like and then he comes in he's just like i got that battery pack you asked for what are you reading
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Exactly. That's why I am sick of the various myths, and I'm sick of people having their minds clouded, because I know what happened. We talked about it last episode. Her waist just did that. She did this to herself. Yeah. This is suicide.
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Jesus Christ, like people are made out of Legos?
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It's been like 80 years. Wouldn't that stuff... Is it some of that heat died down on some of these? It's all been burned away. It's never coming back.
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You know, I've never been to an orgy without a bunch of cops.
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Well, somebody's got to hold the line.
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With all the ticker tape everywhere and you got all the cars driving through. They got the cuffs.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've watched a lot of orgies through glass. And what I've noticed from watching them, I can see that, yes, humans do need to communicate, don't they?
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Yeah, I bet.
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I just know I come in three minutes and I can't imagine the hang. I can't imagine right as soon as I'm done blowing and I'm just sitting there like, well... and that's the awkward part yeah oh yeah oh yeah well I guess let me let you go imagine if they were all great conversationalists they wouldn't have to fuck each other then it would turn into an improv show right from your grave
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Well, this is the issue. The issue is what he lays on George Hodel after the fact.
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be different i honestly think it would be different if he just he killed black dahlia and that was like it like if it was just that and he wrote the one book i'd actually be way more like willing to believe the theory but then it's like eight books later now it's like he blew up the hindenburg he's the zodiac killer he's the fucking zebra killer he shot abraham lincoln like every single crime that was around he just applied to his father it's like
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How little was he around his own dad? Very little.
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this is my show and then i i'm i'm not even joking i sat with him for 20 minutes and i gave him the whole rundown and i just he got the podcast he got the podcast from me in the car so yeah he got to see it too and that was just yeah it was fun that's great now the reason why we know so much about george hodell and his connections to the black dahlia murder is because his son steve hodell is so convinced that his father did the crime that he's written nine books on the subject
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They were using it in commercials. It was in magazines. It was very fashionable. It's around.
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It's mainstream amongst artists, probably.
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But they were using it in commercials.
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But there's also, there is, which we're going to get into now, there is a practical stuff. There is practical things that could have happened.
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Unless you flop a bag down with a body in it and you drag it out by the arms, you leave it one side, you grab out, you have that bag, you put it back in the car, you get the other half of the body, come back out, drag it out, flop it there, you're running, you're not even thinking about it, you've just dragged it and you've left it, arms open like a... Wheelbarrow. Maybe.
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Were there like footprints around and stuff?
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Well, I want to hear what he has to say.
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Thank you. He created modern profiling. And so anything that you could say, yes, I don't think he's 100 percent on the money. But if there's one person that knows and has researched the criminal mind for 10,000 hours, it is John Douglas.
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I think it's Los Angeles trying to keep a wrap on what we got to fucking tell people about.
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Yes. Which is where we land on almost everybody.
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For the most part. Some people still. Except for the surrealists.
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This is, I believe this. This is my big thing. Okay.
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And part of the reason why I agree with this is the old-timey pictures. If you go back and look at the Black Dahlia crime scene, one thing that's particularly very interesting about the field is literally how flat it is. They said that from that street... On a clear day during that time period, 1947, you could see the Hollywood sign. And so this thing was flat. This is flat, flat, flat.
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I hate my dad! He does. He's like, my daddy never ate my ass. No, that's not true.
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It's a canvas. It's literal. And the way it was placed was so obvious. It was so it was obviously what we've been talking about forever. It was meant to be seen. Whoever did this wanted people to see it. And it's who is going to see it? Yes, the world. But first, Lamont Park.
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He did it. Seems like they were mad at Elizabeth Short.
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Please don't sue us. Don't send the police after us. Please, Mr. Hodel. But these guys are... It's interesting. He not only thinks that his father did... The Black Dahlia murder. But he thinks his father is the biggest criminal that has ever lived. He thinks his father has done every murder. He thinks his father is a supervillain.
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You see this time and time again. Serial killers, more often than not, they're cop groupies. They like to go and they like to hang out. They go to where the crime happened again and again and again. They go and they talk to police that are actively investigating the crime because they're obsessed with their own crime. And half of them fancy themselves a police officer.
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Because we still believe that the person who sent the Mark Hansen book and all of her personal effects... If isn't the killer, knows the killer, and has access to the killer. Or just found the shit.
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I want to tell you, Larry, you got a good sense of humor already. And listen, we're here.
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He's got two things that I like. Number one is I love his attitude, right? He says that Black Dahlia changed his life. He doesn't like true crime. Hates it. He hates the rest of true crime, but he says that his job is to take, he's trying to take the story, right? He's trying to flesh this out fully. Number two. I kind of love a guy who hates the genre he's in, though.
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I kind of like that.
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It's like, I didn't expect to be a podcaster.
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And then number two, he says, so yes, he has all this proof that we're waiting to hear on. But I do think that it's in there because I know that he does have access to files that are no longer available. And he talks about them all the time. And he also says the only actual dependable information that you could tell about the Black Dahlia is from the original newspaper clippings.
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Of course, that makes a lot of sense. And also, it's not like... the killer's out there killing people. It's like the information isn't hurting the world if he keeps it secret for now for his own good. So, good on you, Larry.
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We just want to find out what the exact details of how he debunks everything. That's what I want to know. Publish the book!
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I literally don't know what I'm going to do after the series. I've been consuming nothing but Black Dahlia information for about a month. It's got you to stop talking about drones, which is wild. It's the only other thing I can talk about.
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That's me. I'm a Dahlia freak.
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You better come and punish me, Larry.
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Oh, you got a problem, Larry? Why don't you come down and give old Henry a spanking? Because I need some discipline. I'm just a dirty old stinky Dahlia freak.
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Side stories, LPOTL.
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You know why I liked him? One of the first things I liked him is I watched one of his October AMAs, and the first thing he said, he's like, I don't want to see a single Black Dahlia costume on Instagram.
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He was like, I don't want to see one. It gets me angry.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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And he said, which I do agree. He was like, this seems to be a key. Like, this is a big key to this case that we have not seen yet, which is what puts Elizabeth Short anywhere near Lamont Park? Like, what puts her there directly?
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And having her older sister be connected to somebody that lives in the very block where she was put is so suspicious. Yeah. I don't know what to say.
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Yeah, and the witness of a wedding is obviously someone who's incredibly close to the family.
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Well, they said it was, technically they said it was whoever they could get, but it was a neighbor. It was somebody that they knew.
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From Presbyterian people.
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Yeah. Yeah. Because they own the house that the witness lived in. So first thing he's like, all right, who lives at this house? So he found it. It belonged to Walter Bailey. And he was a surgeon.
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It's pretty good. Well, he doesn't sound not... I don't want to be mean. He doesn't sound like he's sure of himself, much like Papa was. See, I'm a Larry Harnish guy, so Steve can go fucking suck it.
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You know what we got to do? Honestly, we got to move Larry Harnish out of town. Because the fire is coming for Larry Harnish.
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Dude, that's what the wife was saying, that he had changed into somebody else. When she was dealing with him, all of a sudden he was, he'd slipped into this early onset dementia and it made him extremely mean. And then, have you seen the pictures of Alexandra Partica? Dr. Partica, his mistress.
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Yeah. Oh, the Austrian doctor?
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Do you think she was a Nazi doctor?
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Oh, okay. Yeah, she looked evil. She had an evil face.
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Well, you had to take her out of the will because she was dead.
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That's their sayings that maybe he pulls Elizabeth short in there. They're playing these weird games with his new hot Austrian evil wife. Right? Girlfriend, whatever. That is how you do a C-section. This is how, yeah, you want to see what happens? That's not what Larry Harnish says. Come on now, let's get all in. No, there's an entire, there's, talk about every direction.
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There's a whole other Dr. Alexandra Partaika thing. fucking rabbit hole to go down.
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Yeah, and Austrians love secrets. They do.
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It's me. I'm fucking sitting you, Larry. Listen, dude, let's fucking go to his house, man. Let's TP his house. Come on, man.
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In fact, you could rent a room at his place. You could stay there and he'll just talk at you all night.
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It's called Airbnb.
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Have you been?
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The key, though, is don't even bring up George Hodel because you will be on the street.
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This is, and I just can't, it's the, how do you put it? It's the only evidence. It's the only actual evidence that actually points towards an actual suspect. It is the, in terms of that we know something about, About what puts her in that field.
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And that would fit the profile.
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You know why I do believe the goods that he has? Because of how much I've listened to him. And I've listened to him for hours and hours and hours and hours. And his AMAs, people are just asking random ass questions. And he... He's got an answer. He says, I know. I like when he says, I don't know. Because he doesn't know. I see him saying, I don't know. He's not just making up answers.
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And he's also like, he has an answer for everything. He says it's all in the book. And it's like, I just want to read the goddamn book. Yeah. You want to scare your ex-wife, though.
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You don't kill another woman.
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He's our fucking boy, dude. He's my fucking secondhand soldier, my main general.
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If you have an ex-wife, great advice. Don't kill a woman and leave it in her neighborhood. Just break her windows to scare her a little bit. I think that this is different. But this is the problem, right? This is the best one, and it's still not. Particularly great.
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I'm still on Leslie Dillon and Mark Hansen.
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It could have been another person threatening him.
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There were so many people claiming shit.
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Unless, what we were saying before, that he just knew who did it versus did it.
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Larry Harnish, which I do sort of agree with. I do think a lot of this has to do with that. It was a high profile case and a lot of people are trying to get in on it. So there was like people were playing games. He thinks that the Black Dolly Avenger was a prankster, which I think that goes. I think that might go too far. I don't know.
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It's a hell of a prank.
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It is. It's the truth. It is.
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See Ashton Kutcher pulling this shit off.
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The only prank that Ashton Kutcher could pull off was convincing us all that he's a normal human being.
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Larry, I'm not trying to be angry with you. It's the fact that the story, the George Hodel story, is great for TV. It's great for TV. It's great for movies. It's the funnest storyline. It's the one with the most fun characters. It's got the most L.A. history that everybody likes to hear about.
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There was an entire television show that was made about this, the entire fabrication of the George Hodel story that even blew that... further, even exaggerated it further. So that's why they like the George Hodel story, Larry. I think you're more correct, but the other one's more fun.
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No, Larry, we're answering your calls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're here. We're talking with you about it, man. All right? It's not like these other people won't.
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Coming for you.
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Larry, can I just ask honestly, you didn't do this, right? As a toddler? Did you do this as a toddler?
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Citizens saw me exactly as they knew me from television. Tall, trim, and handsome. With spit shine shoes and a gleaming badge. There was no difference between me and my actor cop counterparts on Dragnet or Adam 12. Have you ever had a semen? Fucking shine. Tell me, buddy. Have you ever shined your shoes to the nice dollop of African semen? Come on, enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself at the airport.
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But I wonder, like, the main explanation would be if it is somebody, if it is Walter Bailey, even just in the line of Walter Bailey... He could have been in the neighborhood. All he had to do was take the black Dahlia, like see Elizabeth Short on the street. Let's say he is now at the top of his fugue. He picks her up for the quote-unquote missing week.
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She is dead in this man's house for that week and then eventually is put outside. She's either refrigerated or there's something else that happens within it.
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Can't they tell? No.
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I don't know. If someone's been dead for a while? I don't know if they could in 1947. I think they would have been able to tell. If it was frozen, it would be different. But if it was a... She must have been somewhat... Her skin would start curling up or some shit.
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Like the Hanes neck?
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The moisture is leaving the body. No more bacons in your black dolly.
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Does he need all of this unless he just sees her, says, I'll give you a ride. That's all you got to do. He's she's now in his car. Like if she's just five blocks from him, I was saying a motive lists. What we're talking about is a motive list murder. And that is the hardest part is that that's that is what we're looking for in all of this chaos is the wise.
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Everyone wants to know why we don't even know how we don't know where.
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But Larry Hardnish is also the one that showed that it's the hardest people to get the information from are the people that actually knew what was happening.
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Is that the people that would have answered these, a lot of these questions didn't want to. The family were very closely guarded. And he said, you just noticed that anybody whose life was actually affected by this crime doesn't want to have anything to do with it. But everybody and their mother can't wait to jump in on this story because of just how juicy it is.
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Oh, man. Hopefully they are really doing well with the congressional hearings coming up, and it's so important for 80-year-olds to have something to do.
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Everybody else is an idiot! Fucking dum-dum. People are stupid! I know what's up!
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So we're saying the person that most obfuscated the person who killed Elizabeth Short was her, her himself.
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Save him. Larry Harvey. Someone's got to get the box of papers. He's got a box of papers. He's surrounded by books. He can't be duplicated. Someone go get the black dolly of papers. Sorry, Larry. We got to leave you behind.
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Just like I did. Looking handsome on my way down to my ninth rape case of the week.
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I'm hearing you, Marcus. We're doing a fifth episode. No! Yeah, no, I'm hearing you, buddy.
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I'm hearing it. No, we're about to head into some rough waters. Yeah. for this next series. I'm very excited. We are extremely sorry that we are not in Atlanta. Yeah. We are currently, we are working because we are broken. But we're here in Los Angeles in the center of three different fires. We're not going anywhere. I think it's five. Five. We're small. We got little baby ones.
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We got some big ones. We got some baby ones.
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I just want to say thank you guys for people reaching out, asking us if we're okay. Everybody is so sweet. They really are. Here's your episode. You got your episode, so know we're alive.
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I've had a spit shine, but never a cum shine shoe. It's so hard to do because you've got to wait. It's like you've got to show them your breasts.
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um and we're going to continue forward and i think that this should just show that covid didn't stop us nope nothing stopped we're fucking this train goes this train goes all of the trains don't go this train goes one way or another we figure it out this train and that's what we're going to keep doing we're going to chug a chug a chug a chug all the way through every single piece of tragedy that 2025 is going to give us this is our version of a fireside chat
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I am physically warm from the flames.
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They're canceled for the week, but they're back on. They're on there. You can get them on there.
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Well, that and Atlanta is postponed. We will be redoing the show. Hold on to your tickets. Yes, we're coming right back. We're coming. Don't worry about it.
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It's definitely going to happen. We're just not leaving our fucking wives behind.
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You are released. Wonderful job, Marcus.
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Hail Larry fucking Harnish.
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Yeah. Hail Larry. I don't know what you've done.
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Ten pound cock on the man. Dude, I want to fucking, I'm going to buy you lunch. I want to see your dick. Come on, buddy. We're serious broadcasters. We have a New York Times bestseller. Unfortunately, that is true. How about that, Larry?
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I'm sure it hurts quite a bit.
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We want you to get a publisher. Just, Larry, as far as just don't turn like Zionist. Just don't do bad shit in the next six months. Just stay under the radar. And get that book out. Just do what most, just talk about only Black Dahlia and you'll be fine.
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I drew nipples on my balls for him.
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No, they do not. No, no, no. They kind of look kind of maybe the same, but they just kind of look like ladies. Yeah. And it's black and white.
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Yeah, and it's black and white, so we can't really tell.
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I think that obviously just George Hodel's actions as a whole will put him on the suspect list. Sure. I think it makes a lot of sense. And I think that Stephen Hodel feels a lot of guilt in that way. But he also might have some of his father's traits in the way in terms of being extremely bullheaded about very arcane things. Could be.
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So George is definitely a prick bastard whether Steve's right or not. Absolutely. Eddie, don't tell him yes. Let Eddie choose after the story. Okay. Let me see if he decides George Hodel is bad or not.
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Yes, I did receive one more point than Einstein. And I believe it was because when I took the test, I was fully aroused. I'm the horniest 10-year-old that's ever been.
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He had the mustache since he was five. It fell off his mom's pussy when he was coming out.
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Let me glue this on my son.
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Someone's got to get the opium.
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Not flammable. Henry Zebrowski can't be set ablaze.
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I consider myself more of a vagina sheriff. Yeah. I can't make sure every vagina is clean. It is within the justice system. And when it is not, it is thoroughly punished.
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So, George, how do you do those things? What's your main goal here? I just can tell when a woman is clean by the way she sits in a chair.
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What is your favorite venereal disease?
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Honestly, it's so hard to choose. It's like choosing which child of mine to have sex with. And it's glaucoma. Because glaucoma doesn't allow you to see who you're having sex with.
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We're doing okay. Too wet. All of my horses are safe. Yes.
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Angelica Huston's dad?
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Angelica Huston's dad. And they all, the whole, that's the connection. What? I'll get back to it. The street I used to live on was named after him. No shit. Yeah, that was like where he, I honestly think that where we lived specifically in North Hollywood, I do weirdly think there's a lot of places where they would like put their like malls.
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They would put their like ladies when they were working at the studio. Oh, the gun mall. Yes, the ladies, their girlfriends would stay where we live in North Hollywood and their wives would be in the homes that just got burnt down.
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And then they are just, and then John Huston would work at the studios that are down the street to come over North Hollywood, fuck all the ladies on the side, and then go home. Come wash their penis and then come home. In the...
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And they used to go on double dates with each other's wives, and then they swapped wives, essentially?
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I let my butlers go. That was like the hardest part was letting them go. I went to the servants quarters and I asked them like, I do feel like you should burn alive with that house. And the head concierge of my foyer, he said, yes, sir. Yes, I agree, sir. But still, I'm against my own better wishes. I let them go. Good.
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I love five layers of my friend's kisses right on your lips.
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John Huston is a scary looking man.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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The Shangri-La of Los Angeles.
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Yeah. Have you ever seen it? Have you ever driven past it? No. It is, it's beautiful. It's in Los Feliz. You go by, it is this giant, it looks sort of like a mini Mayan version of the Chrysler building, where it's like, it's got like these kind of mirrored tower to the top. It's extremely beautiful.
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That's when the cannibalism started.
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And you can see, you're like, oh, where do chorus girls go to get murdered on group by Hollywood millionaires?
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It makes a lot of sense. If you look at the inside of it, all the sales pictures of it, because there was a whole... When he was trying to sell the house, George Hodel took all these self-pictured... He took pictures inside the house of him modeling it, and it looks like a James Bond villain's house. And it's just him just being like, wouldn't you love to live in the opulence of Shangri-La?
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Wouldn't you love to sit in the living room? of Shangri-La. And it's just all like, looks like Kanye West's house. Yeah. Where everything's made out of cinder blocks.
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Yeah, and it's all tile and concrete, so if you kill a girl, you can just clean it with a hose. Super easy. Nice. Lots of dreams.
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So just let that stick in your head. That is like one of the big cruxes of this entire story.
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Brian May ima tako, ki ima posebej sobo na drugem koncu bajte, ki je soba v sobi, plavajoča, seveda, na pesku, pa vatnot, pa pol metra odmika. In to je več kot dvesto. Ki ima fašter, ker je noter, da jih ima na maksimum na enajst. In pa ima kabelček, ki spela na svoj mini studio ali kar koli že pač ima tam, kjer ima. In si da na slušalke ali pa na nevadne zvodče, da mu ne nabije na polno. Ampak sound je pa...
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V prejšnji epizodi smo prišli do onega gospoda v zelenem. Zdaj moramo malo pohiteti. Kaj v žalu zaphoda. In zaphod je res izen. Ja, zaphod res ni srečen. Debeloritno, mislim. Tako da ja, Kvarnik.
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Nekako se nemočen ga počuteš. Ampak se je potem spomnil, ko je gledal tega modela. Ti si ta tip, ki hodi okrog žalte ljudi. In se je tudi spomnil, da je njega že užalil. Že je prišel na računalnik pogledati, ampak ta žalitev, ki je povedal še enkrat, da tepet sem totalna lula, točno to.
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Ajde 99, kar lahko možnost zmota je. No, glavno vemo, ne, kdo je. Ne, pride tudi na kriketu pa v tretji, ampak ja. No, no, no. Uvečeni velipotoš, ja. Tako, ja. Je njegovo ime. Ja, sicer bi lahko pogledal, ker zihar imamo naslov epizode Uvečeni velipotoš, ko on je en boljših likov. Vsem.
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To sicer vodnikova opomba pove in razloži na dolg in širok njegovo zgodbo, ki je mesto zanimivo malo dolgočasno, tako da jo lahko preskočimo, ali se vam zdi, da je tukaj. Ne, ne, pač še tako. Vse ima dobro šalo, da se razloži, da je on nesmrten, zakaj je nesmrten, postopek, kako je to. Do tega priju z tega, ker mu hoče ga pripričati, da jih samo vzame.
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Ja, saj. Ja, no pa pogledajmo lahko kar kaj. V bistvu se, to je vse kar se zgodi. Razen da ga pač še malo prosijo, če bi Artur ga prosil, če lahko ugasne žarke, pa take stvari. Ja, ja, pač hoče, hoče, hoče. Pa kašno ima on ladjo, da pač ji ti žarki ne škodijo. Ker on je pršel do sem, čez mrežo teh žarkov. Ja, ja, čakaj ima že huda ladja. Ja, ki deluje na črnu materijo. Ja, pa po črni snovi se. Tako.
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Čak je že to? Moja ladja je iz temne snovi. Temne snovi, tako. Temno energijo, ja. Ja, tako, tako, tako, ja. In v bistvu to krv. In da jo oni niti ne štekajo, kaj šele, da bi znali svojo tehnologijo, pač to uničiti. Ja, in da smrtnik izploh, ne, ne bi smeli prehodovati, da tam prostor deluje, pač ne bo šlo. V glavnem, noče jih je rešati. Ja, no, noče, pač, v bistvu mu je vse eno.
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To je prav. To je tisti najboljš 200 eur. 500 bi rekel, je kakšen eur več, ampak... Samo veš, sej ni vsaj... Ne, čeprav ni, sej ti se zdi, da to je 40 eur vzihar. A cena setnica. To bi rekel, da je več. To tudi ne prosim poslušalcev in poslušalcev, da dajo zahvaljo za Serijo, ki si kar narabam. Ne veš, dokaj ne slišeš. Mislim, na srečo, najboljšem kolnom srečo Brian Maja, različe, če ga bo sprejten na Kanarcih, različe.
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Eno varjanto, drugo varjanto, tretjo varjanto, vse živo. Nič, kar ne bi tip že probal. Mislim, prjav, da z njim zdaj leti 150 Bounty Hunterja, ne vem, kolikih je bilo. Ja, ful velik. Vsi jih hoče. Na njegovemu poslu, da se kar zgodi, da te kdo namara in da ti kaj hoče. Ljubez ne pride zraven. Pa pa zaphod potegne iz rokava. Ti, kaj pa, kakšen bog prve klase?
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Ne, to je on reče. Mislim, on reče, da pozna pa tudi bogove. Pa on reče, kva klasa A. Da poznaš kakšnega prve klasi, ker to pa šlo mogoče. In potem zaphod povedati, da je poznat Tora. In potem v večini velopotež reče, da je Tora v okladivu, da to pa znal biti. Da ima Tora na mobilcu. Na mobilcu. Tako da.
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In konc tega poglava. Oh yeah. To smo pa zdaj lahko dobro naredili. Zakaj smo se pa pred to komutavljali? Zato, ker ga je bilo 170 strani, če bi podagal svojo poglavo. Sedaj smo že na 20-500 knjige. Pa še tri poglave. Še malo pa konc. Ja, tako da.
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Če prav, tlele, če ne bi to gost, mislim, je bilo ene par for dobrih. Ja, ne, sejmo, sejmo. Vsak epizodo najdemo, sam to v enem poglavju, mislim, tako. Vse premalo bom vesel. Goste, goste. Goste. Ampak vse smo rekli, da ne bomo o tem, bomo o tem na konc šeste sezone. Še 37 vdaj o tem, kakšna je bila knjiga. Ja, hvala.
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A? A ga nimamo? Opa, in se je ugasnil. Ne, ne, ne. Spomnil sem se, da sem update naštimil. Spet. Update, pa zakaj? Zakaj v sredo? Ker je bila 13. minuta, malo prej so se spomnili, takrat, ko ste rekel 13. minuta, sem sejmu, sem rekel, pizda. Pravimo, saj 13. minut. Mogoče bo bolj, zdaj so skozi gled obpizda.
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Ja, si pa hitro na tri mestni, mislim na šest mestni. Mislim, hitro je, da pa čakaj, da najprej itek, da izoliraš sobo, pa vse skupaj narediš, pa uprima noter. Če se tako špat zgreš, imaš vrštelkar vsaj za deset euro, ne, ker pa, ne veš, bolj kupiš valda unga. V tem mislim, ne. Fendra iz leta 57, kaj original, kaj jediniš je, mislim, desetih je, kaj so v originalnem stanju, niti se je valda deset somov, tako je, pizda, ne. Ne veš, boš, boš bolj, ne, se pravi, uprima. Aj dost,
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Ja, mogo vprašanje. To je za prvo obroko? Ne, ker te kitare so za ene pet, deset evrov so že un topov dolačene. No se pravim. Ferš je malo draže, mogoče malo več. Že je to, da uprimaš sobo, pa imaš pojitek, hočeš imeti ferše, kitaro, pa verjetno nekaj, da bi snemo, pa verjetno je un ta star dat še boljš. Ja, pa staro SSL-ko moraš imeti.
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Ne, to je kaj old school. Ja, saj to, ker hočem ta sound. Ne bom jaz na Meka snemal. Hvala, boš kupil 16 kanalov, kaj še vintage, da imaš še omejitev, da nekašnih 24. To bomo old school snemali.
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Pa na trak pa to. V bistvu meni na studiju, ko so na trak snemljeni stari. To gre vsak, a veš, mehanske, pa še staroje. 50 let je staro, tisne vrtisko z enakomerno hitrostjo, ko moraš. Sam to hočeš. Ja, hočeš. Pa pa hočeš še enkrat posneti. Ne, vse imaš tudi meka zraven, da posnamoš zraven. To je pa sam ta, da imaš sam...
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Verjetno, če zdaj spuščeš, pa še digitalno snemeš. Ja, ampak kaj enkrat ti še spustiš in je samo tako, kar je. Takrat, ko si ga posnel, si ga posnel. Če hočeš popraviti komad, ti ga že posnameš digitalno. Samo pa ga spustiš čez onega hodiča in če hočeš popraviti komad,
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Pa narediti iz, če ti mogo kasprej, mogoče oborati ali mogoče ono. Odvisno, kako bo kasetar dobre vole. Bo AI to zarihto. To bi, ja, mogoče prej, ja. Mogoče prej.
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To je bila današnji podcast, današnji glasbeni podcast. Audiofilski podcast. Tako, tako. Čeprav nobeni ne ve, kjer kabel je ta prav, za kva, pa kjer komponenta je za kva dobra. Te zlote. Če ni te zlote, smo hte povarjali. Bezveze, ja. To je verjetno tako kot vina, veš.
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Joj. Ja, mislim, ker mislim, da se končal preden je prišlo do tega, da bi rabil pet litrov za cel dan, stari. To je res dober. Ja, bojo pa li več tako dobro.
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Ne, ne, dobro reku, da sem zdaj kočal, ne, ker to je imel glih, ko sem prejšel te na razlago, ne, imel res štore te, res se je na dolg in širok razložil, kako se on bojuje s to pjačo, pa ne, ampak potem vedno pristal, veš, pol ure se je bojeval s tem, da bo šel, ne, si natočil dvojni viski, potem valjda, da ga je stovku, tako je pa še ene štjer so vleteli za njem, tako, ka pa zaphodoval, veš, ne.
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Ampak tako, da sem povedal, kako je to iz vlastnih izkušenj in v večinoma iz vlastnih izkušenj. Ja, autobiografska, mislim. Mislim, malo je tudi od prijatelj pjancov dodal noter, ne, kakšne skapade, tako da je, lej, 400 strani pač moram zapomniti, ne, ampak dober, dober, priporočam. Zdaj berem pa od enega drugega pjanca.
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Vidim, da imaš neko tematiko. To greš mi v knjižnico in rečeš, da ti mi vse spišem. Ja, ja, ja. Zdaj pa raziskoval bom. Ko maj se rajcaš, ne? Po nekem čudem me ključejo se bo z obe dve knjigi izvedel rajno holedaj v tem ostojku. On je tudi preštudiral ta AA, pa ugotovil, da so neke podobnosti tudi v AA, v prstojkih, pa isto kot pri krščanstvu ali buddhistih. Več vsi malo eni od drugega črpajo.
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Ali je pa to nezavedno, kaj se zgodi. Eni so pa zahar plonkali, v glavnem pustimo. Ja, in je rekel, da je una dobro napisana, ta je pa zdaj piše, toga sem pozabil, kako se pisatelj imenuje, ampak tip, ki je napisal prvo knjigo o zombijih iz Haitija, kaj pa pač...
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Romero se mu je zahvalil v neki izdaji njegovih knjig. Res ondečko. Tip se je pa samo dejno leta 1933 dal zapred v Insane Asylum in razlaga, kako tam je. Vgodovo je, da je samo en od ne vem koliko sto ljudi, da sta samo dva resna pjanca, vsi so pa pač malo drugač obrneni, ampak je lepo zaključiti, ampak vsem nekaj manjka.
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Tako prav, veš, ful je dobro realiziral. Pa sem šele na začetku knjiga, tako da zdaj bo šele zabavno vratil, po mojem. Nekaj manjka. Še en per, nekaj zase. Tudi, ja. Slaba žal, slaba žal.
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Drugače pa je zanimiv možak, ker je bil zelen novinar, ki je hodil po teh eksotičnih krajih in pisal z njimi. Iz Afrike, New York Times pa nekaj. Sto let kasneje se pač ne ve, kdo pa še bere. On je imel te dolge potopisne, ki je hodil s njimi domočini.
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Bajerici so se malo izmaloti, nekaj pleme za jadro, da jih poročijo, da ni bilo tako slabo. So znali kar dober priprav. Medium rare. Zanimiv lik. Ampak piv je kar žal, da je kar samovolno.
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Sicer prav, da so prijatelji tudi rekli, da bo šel, da so rekli, da ja, ampak da prej ga pa ni noben, a veš, v pominju, ker so bili vsi iste sorte. To se kdaj je dogajalo? V 30-ih. V 30-ih. V 30-ih, če si orang, mislim, če so rekli, da si orang pil, to je bilo res za današnje razmerje, po mojem, je bilo tako dva nivoja več, k...
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Niti ne. Porter je kar močen per. Mislim, odvisen. No, ampak štere je imel zihar, tudi če bi bil malo bolj light. 20 njih odbombati, ja. Ja, dobro, razčunajno, da je cel dan, da so toliko delati. To so bili fizični delavci. No, mi so z Vinjem cel večer pila, pa njih niso mogli tako. No, no, ampak to je še fizični delavci. To je drugače. Samo vse en, pizdo, da je spiro. Ja, ja, mislim, ja, ja.
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Mislim, ni. Vsak dan? Ni zašelo obvezno. Ne, ne, ne. Mislim, čestitam vsakmu, čeprav se ne bi smel čestiti za te stvari, ampak lej. Svoje cajte bi mu zavidel. Kaj imamo mi zdaj v to epizodo? Avizo, avizo, avizo. Ne prekinemo to. Zdaj bo to šlo predano. Kaj še nekriga v tem? Kako so včasih spili? Pizda, to je bilo dobro. Zdihar je. To je za on to drug podcast.
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Čak, bom jaz pogledal. Ha, danes smo pa hitri. 13 minut. Nesteličnih 13. Ker petek 13 je bil prej še en teden. Tako je. Še en teden nazaj. Še en teden nazaj, tako je, uh. Ja, tako smo nekaj vizeli. Interesantno.
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Smo obdelali nekaj knjige. V drugem delu smo manj, kaj eno tretjino uporablili za knjigo, ampak to je več kot ponovat. Tako, to sem hotel reči. Boli smo bili na fokusiranje na knjigo, na ostale stvari. Kar se mi zdi. Pred par epizodov nazaj, ko smo se pogovarjali v Brikorci, sem šel poslušati stare epizode iz prve sezone.
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ali pa še več, ne, ful vele sila v resnici, tako, ne, ne veš, še pred Evropo, kar se tiče finančne moči, sam takrat se ni to, mislim, nismo si bili toliko bliz, pa nismo vedeli v resnici. Pa dobro, o njihove, mislim, so bili ogromno, ogromno teritorije, ki so ga mogli pokriti, ne. Ne, valjda, ja. Je mogel nekaj biti, da je delal, ne.
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They might be insulted by that one.
Red Web
FaceFamous.org | The Strangest Internet Mystery That Suddenly Disappeared
Wait, what? Red Web got super tangible with a mystery. Wait, what? Yes. Facefamous.org.
Red Web
(Preview) Movie Club | Jason X (2002)
I must say, I must say, only good part of the movie, David Cronenberg as this dude.
Red Web
(Preview) Movie Club | Jason X (2002)
He's like the director of, like, Scanners, The Fly, The Brood.
Red Web
(Preview) Movie Club | Jason X (2002)
Videodrome. That's him. That's cool. How he agreed to do this, I'm uncertain.
Something You Should Know
How and Why Optimism Works & Why a Little Defiance is a Good Thing
Fascinating intel. The world's top experts. And practical advice you can use in your life. Today, Something You Should Know with Mike Carruthers.
Something You Should Know
How and Why Optimism Works & Why a Little Defiance is a Good Thing
Ladies and gentlemen. What are you doing? What do you mean? Just keep it simple. I'm making the promo. Just keep it simple. Just say, hey, we're the Brav Bros. Two guys that talk about Bravo. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we're the Brav Bros. No. Oh. Dude, stop with the voice. Just keep it simple. I've seen promos on TV, dude. This is how you get the fans engaged.
Something You Should Know
How and Why Optimism Works & Why a Little Defiance is a Good Thing
This is how you get listeners. We're trying to get listeners here. If we just say, oh, we're two dudes that talk about Bravo, people are going to get tired of it already. We need some oomph. All right, then fine. Let's try to do it with your voice. Bravo, bros. Good job.
Something You Should Know
How You Are Being Psychologically Targeted & The Extraordinary Power of Curiosity
Fascinating intel. The world's top experts. And practical advice you can use in your life. Today, Something You Should Know with Mike Carruthers.
Something You Should Know
How You Are Being Psychologically Targeted & The Extraordinary Power of Curiosity
Ladies and gentlemen. What are you doing? What do you mean? Just keep it simple. I'm making the promo. Just keep it simple. Just say, hey, we're the Brav Bros. Two guys that talk about Bravo. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we're the Brav Bros. No. Oh. Dude, stop with the voice. Just keep it simple. I've seen promos on TV, dude. This is how you get the fans engaged.
Something You Should Know
How You Are Being Psychologically Targeted & The Extraordinary Power of Curiosity
This is how you get listeners. We're trying to get listeners here. If we just say, oh, we're two dudes that talk about Bravo, people are going to get tired of it already. We need some oomph. All right, then fine. Let's try to do it with your voice. Bravo, bros. Good job.
Something You Should Know
The Backstories of Your Favorite Music & Money Mastery in a Changing World - SYSK Choice
Something you should know. Fascinating intel. The world's top experts. And practical advice you can use in your life. Today, Something You Should Know with Mike Carruthers.
Something You Should Know
The Backstories of Your Favorite Music & Money Mastery in a Changing World - SYSK Choice
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Something You Should Know
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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya
Being in designer pumps. Everyone's thinking she serves c***. Life was hard in a small town. Come on, my maroon, I'm going to snatch the crown.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya
Serving face. Serving c***. Serving lunch.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya
Somebody sings good. Vote. Vote. You bet. Let her vote, bitch. I don't want it if it's not eight inches.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya
Mary had a little lamb. Smack that bitch. Take her crown. I almost killed myself.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya
Life was hard where I came from.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
With Love, The Balds with Trixie and Katya
So much to talk about.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
With Love, The Balds with Trixie and Katya
Don't hold it against me. Don't hold it against me.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
With Love, The Balds with Trixie and Katya
From the back. This response. Yeah. Local biggo. Catered by this bitch. Get out of here, bitch. This is a woman who paid $100 for a hot dog in the desert. Did you have $200 water? Well, this pig... Can I tell you what else happened?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
With Love, The Balds with Trixie and Katya
Literally. Literally.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
With Love, The Balds with Trixie and Katya
Okay, Philadelphia.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
With Love, The Balds with Trixie and Katya
You realize that she had no pulse and you're stuck with her the whole night.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
With Love, The Balds with Trixie and Katya
It sucks.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
With Love, The Balds with Trixie and Katya
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. She's going to jump off the ring.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
With Love, The Balds with Trixie and Katya
Can't read.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
No! No!
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
No. What?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
Good candy.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
What's a full eight hours? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Right. Right.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
What are you going to bite? What is it going to be?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
What are you going to bite into?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
And it's one of those things. It's like, so it's so cliche to be like before I, like, like I couldn't put it into words before I had a fish.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
We're in San Diego, as you can see by the beautiful view. Yeah.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
Look at this. You know what? I would say it's a little bit more beautiful in person.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
This does it justice.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
No, no, yeah. Not like, oh, we need to punch, this is important. Yes, we want to be here, but we want to be here now. Wow. Okay, so with that being said, do we want to talk UFC first?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
I think it's... Well, you know the problem is... And he name-dropped him. No, that's what I'm saying. You got name-dropped. Let's call the... The main thing needs to be the main thing. He name-checked you.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
A shrimp?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
Because there's not really a lot of real estate down low here. Maybe we can put him in the taco?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
Shut up.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
I don't.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
Those are big dumps.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut
Dangerous game you're playing.
The Jamie Kern Lima Show
Chelsea Handler Reveals All! How to Be a Girls’ Girl, Release Negativity, and Experience More Joy!
Worthy is groundbreaking.
The Jamie Kern Lima Show
Chelsea Handler Reveals All! How to Be a Girls’ Girl, Release Negativity, and Experience More Joy!
This book is going to change lives.
The Jamie Kern Lima Show
Chelsea Handler Reveals All! How to Be a Girls’ Girl, Release Negativity, and Experience More Joy!
The lessons in this book and the strategies will change your life. You will never be the same again after you read this book.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
That was yesterday. Mm-hmm. That was the other day. Summertime. June 7, 24.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Copy. I don't want to be the one teaching the room about shit. The Bobo shit was enough. Got it. Oh.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
This the girl that said, I'm with that, I'm with ish. That said, Kevin Gates drunk her piss, right?
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Oh, man. The helmet come with tricks like an umbrella like a Rolls Royce. That shit start turning into other shit. Stupid, yo. Yeah, I stayed away from this story specifically.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Yeah, it's been a while since I heard it. I'm playing it. Y'all too pussy for it to ever come on.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
I'm back in the game on Chris Sean Rock just because of some of the internet rumors I've heard of things that are being alleged.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
You know what I'm saying? How peaceful it's been online.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
I take it back. My bad, Quavo. That was Tory and Joiner. Tory was going on.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
I saw a picture of Myron's audience. I don't normally talk about Myron, but my man Myron, when did a little speakeasy, a speaking event, had some of his fans.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Man, them niggas look like fucking... Exactly what I expected Myron's fans to look like is exactly what they look like. Boy, did I get a good laugh out of that. Myron, you are a fucking bum, nigga. Oh, my Lord, you a bum. With one black dude, them niggas, all them niggas are getting beat up. I don't think you or your whole fan base could fight.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
I don't care if y'all on mute. I said what the fuck I said. I don't even know what that is. Defend me if they say something. He look bad. They look bad.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
That'd be the dog shit out of all 30 of the niggas. All 30 of the niggas in that room is going down. Oh, it was bad. It was bad.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Not. All right, I can tell when y'all got a song they've been sleeping on. I feel like y'all got something they've been sleeping on.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
No, you'll go right to HR, buddy. No, not that. Oh, okay. I was about to say. It ain't going to be me. What's up with that? It's going up. What's wrong with you? Get loose.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
That was all right. No, that was fire. Prime example that all weekends aren't good. Sometimes you get a bad weekend. Like a weekend dish. Weekend at Bernie's? Yeah.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
You play a sleeper, Trinidad Killer, Two Days Ladies, all over the blocks. You see it? All about the things that they saying in the song.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Yeah. Now we talking, God damn it. Some of y'all wasn't there. It's all right.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
This is coming back on, number one. Number two, fuck Imani. Yeah, nigga. Don't give a fuck if he look like he's supposed to be in Bone Thug. He had the hair and everything before.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
tell when niggas just trash. Ain't even wondering who won.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
You like turkey? That's a bowling term when you get three strikes in a row. Got you, got you. You like turkey? Is you like turkey? It's probably on your phone, right? It's probably on your phone, chilling. Don't even acknowledge your man's back-to-back months. Championship powder. Clean sweep for 25 so far. Man, another round of applause for me since Ish won't do it for me.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Another round of applause for me. Look at the faces.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
You ain't get your implant to do that. Come on, show your teeth.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Well, you're falling. Why are you still falling? Still on your phone, right? Let me see. They on their phone when they man get awards.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Maybe he's filming it. It's cool. Don't worry about it, man.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
No, I know when you're dressed to go somewhere straight from work. We going to Katy, Texas.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
intrinsic accounting six months bank statement when I hit fucking 55 dog I'm hitting life alert cause we be getting old as a homebody you clumsy though that shit be going off all the time
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
I got one more in the talk coming just to watch them. They think it's sweet. There's some right here going. I got one more coming just to watch their asses.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
All right, feels good to cry during the show at the end. It does. I was looking for a cry, but it didn't come.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Lauren on The Breakfast Club be finding this shit mad fast. I know. What? Lauren on The Breakfast Club will be having this shit.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Katy Perry would love to be in space with some hoes so she could fist them. You know Katy Perry want to fist some hoes and write a song about it. Go ahead. That's exactly how it would go.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Oh, it's Leo's. Oh, exactly. Executive producer. It's executive production. All right.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
I didn't want to say it. I didn't want to say it. I didn't want to say it.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Listen, I am- Mel, we took away dog power after your little move. Don't make us bring it back.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Mel, we need you to go up there because there's bears up there.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
All right, good enough. That's good enough. Let's go. Go make some noise. Come on, make some noise. Make some noise, y'all.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
I'm totally offing that. Look, they hating. They hating, and they feel like you're a special treatment up here.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
That was the first giveaway, by the way. Dead giveaway. When you asked for the time off for one day, and we was like, nah, that's our anniversary, and you was like, all right. They moved it. It's like...
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
I feel like y'all should learn how to parallel park before y'all embark on space.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Can't say that. Damn. Look at these niggas. Can't say it. Look at these niggas.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
I get caught in the three minute goodbye. Oh, we saw you?
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Stupid. One thing she's going to do is change her flight, too. So you think she's leaving on a Wednesday.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
What the fuck are you talking about? Lenny Williams came and just sent mail to the psych ward on some OG Daddy Kane shit.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
He's going to still be running his little hologram a lot.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Please, I'm cool. Y'all don't, some of y'all don't be bodying the home lunch game. That's not true.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
You think everybody here bodies the home lunch game?
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
I'm supporting it. I mean, I don't shop at these stores regularly anyway.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
We need new iconic blacks. I feel like Jesse and Al have been numb for a hundred years now.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Yeah. Unfortunately, it is. Is he actually like... No.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
He's not running. He hasn't announced plans to run. Actually, he went on his show the other day and said that he's totally not qualified to run and that him having even 1% of the projected vote just speaks to the state that the Democratic Party is in.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
With the six holes? Been there, done that. If I run for president, I'm stopping at Johnny Rockets. I've got other places to stop at. Oh, shit.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
And I don't have tickets to either one yet. Yeah. And Louis C.K. is going on tour.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
It's just this one. It's just this one. I'm not going to tell y'all.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
of the turkey leg, the old turkey leg hut owner enforcing these types of rules at his business establishment.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Once he got caught fucking the girls in the turkey leg hut. Yeah, that's the reason why he don't let that phone out. Yeah, word. Phones fucked it. Phones fucked it.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
That's what I'm talking to. I'm talking to the nigga that need this $11.99 per hour. That's what I'm talking to.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
The 15 was sounding big before you just did all that. Nah, 31 grand? Times 52 or some shit. What you did?
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
The food stamp niggas should be able to buy everything that I buy with my dollar.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Mel is not there for love. She's there to conquer.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
I'm moving, it's a trick. All right, yeah, move along, move along. I will conquer you, you fucking demons. She's doing that fucking thing again.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
What the fuck are y'all going to do on Space Mail for real? Bash men. What are y'all going to do up here?
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Pillow fight. What do girls do when it's six of y'all and no men or resources?
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Tanning? I can see them crashing right into an asteroid. I can see them just not even... Oh, my God.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
This is you wanting your cake and eat it too. If you get all the perks of getting a white girl,
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
I don't get what's on the list. That was our music review. It was quick. It was short.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
You think I'm not going to go? I ain't saying we're not going to go.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Listen, I've been in some projects I shouldn't have been in.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Turn around, nigga. You lucky I wasn't in the burner car. I'd have followed you niggas from that fucking EYL shit.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Yo, what are you talking about? We must have more time.
The Joe Budden Podcast
Episode 804 | "Women in Space"
Stefan Diggs, what happened? Look at the ego. Yeah, he got to heat it up. He's trying to trap me. I ain't doing it. I ain't doing it. All right, what happened with Stefan Diggs?
The Matt Jones Show
Episode 1 - Bomani Jones
At Penn Station East Coast Subs, your ears may hear. And your craving deep down inside hears.
The New Yorker Radio Hour
Does Tim Walz Have Any Regrets?
The Catholic Church was made for this moment. I think 2,000 years ago, the Catholic Church basically anticipated TikTok, Instagram, X. You don't have those little Swiss guard outfits and think they're not being photographed. Oil painting is not enough.
The New Yorker Radio Hour
Does Tim Walz Have Any Regrets?
The New Yorker Radio Hour is a co-production of WNYC Studios and The New Yorker. Our theme music was composed and performed by Meryl Garbus of Tune Yards, with additional music by Louis Mitchell.
The New Yorker Radio Hour
Does Tim Walz Have Any Regrets?
This episode was produced by Max Balton, Adam Howard, David Krasnow, Jeffrey Masters, Louis Mitchell, Jared Paul, and Ursula Sommer, with guidance from Emily Botin and assistance from Michael May, David Gable, Alex Parrish, Victor Guan, and Alejandra Deckett.
The New Yorker Radio Hour
Does Tim Walz Have Any Regrets?
The New Yorker Radio Hour is supported in part by the Cherena Endowment Fund.
The New Yorker Radio Hour
Does Tim Walz Have Any Regrets?
This is the New Yorker Radio Hour, a co-production of WNYC Studios and The New Yorker.
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
It's the signature scene of the movie. I have one more scene. Okay. I kind of like the big ceremony at the end.
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
Yeah, I do.
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
Did Chewie get a medal? No, this is the whole thing. Oh, don't act like... You know this, right? No, he's on the stage, but he doesn't get... There's a whole thing about this.
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
You don't really see him fly shit? You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
No, he wrecks the meeting and then chokes out a dude. Because the guy calls him out.
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
Who are your best fat guy athletes? Like, ever?
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
Darth is not his name.
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
Do you think they should have given... He's like, there's a square footage issue.
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
Nuts.
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
I think he could have been an interesting Luke. Interesting Luke. Cat would have been an interesting Luke. He would have, yeah. I still have some Cat stock from the late 70s.
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
But it's a good question, though.
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
Yeah.
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
Ellen Ripley. That's a good one.
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
You have a life lesson? Yeah, raise your kids.
The Rewatchables
‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
Don't let Uncle Owen raise your kid. Don't let Uncle Owen raise your kids. Your kids will come back and they'll take over your empire. Best double feature choice. Is it Sith or is it Empire? It's Rogue One.
The Russell Brunson Show
Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
I'm going to use that.
The Russell Brunson Show
Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
All right. We have Pat Getz here.
The Russell Brunson Show
Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
Thank you. Am I unmuted? Yeah, I got you. Okay. So my next question is just a follow-up to what I was asking previously.
The Russell Brunson Show
Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
So when you said in terms of my weight loss offer, instead of rolling someone into a coaching program to have like, you know, $200 offer, $150 offer, like what do those offers look like in like companies that you've seen that have been successful to break even on the front end before they're, you know, enrolling people into their higher ticket like coaching offers?
The Russell Brunson Show
Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
Okay. So like with mine, when I bring them into my coaching program, we'll customize like a nutrition plan for them. So we don't want to do that in the front end offer. The front end is just like, hey, here you jump in, like you can track in the app. Here's some workouts. Here's like a meal plan, some recipes, like we'll figure it out.
The Russell Brunson Show
Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
Okay. Und dann habe ich noch eine andere Frage für dich. Ich habe erwähnt, dass ich ein Buch veröffentlicht habe. Und du hast dieses Buch Funnel, wo du ein Buch gratis verkaufst, aber du bezahlst das Verkauf, was auch immer. Was ist die Logistik davon? Wenn du z.B. für das Buch bezahlen musst, aber dann für das Verkauf, wie funktioniert das überhaupt, dass du das sogar vergleichst?
The Russell Brunson Show
Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!
Und du verdienst alles, was du brauchst. 100 Prozent, ja.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
It's kind of like seeing people at the airport when you have a super early flight and they're sitting at the bar like with wine and you're like, I mean, I guess.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
How old were you? You're talking about your dad a lot. I know he passed in 2007, right? How old were you when he died? I was nine. Wow. And how did he pass?
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
How, what was that conversation like when they, I assume your mom told you about your dad?
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
It's like the initial heartbreak, and then the, like, wait, no, there's hope. It's just not possible. And then the heartbreak again to follow. Yeah. It's gonna be hard.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Did you get a chance to say goodbye to your dad?
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
I mean, I feel like he's along. I mean, clearly he's like along the way the whole time. You know, it's like he was there in Carnegie Hall. You know, like I feel like he's been in your back pocket this whole time since he passed, you know. Yeah. So it's really special that you get to live on his dream.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Yeah, I bet that would have been great to not even be home and just be watching everything happen and not know what's going on.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
OK, I am super intrigued by just your life in general. I obviously I'm 26, so I grew up on Shake It Up.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
What was that your first ever like acting experience or did you do anything before that?
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
clearly oh thank you thank you my uh my sister actually went over those lines with me for the audition um and so that's like a really fond memory yeah I bet I feel like I mean what so how old were you when you first got into acting um eight yeah wow and like how did that even happen
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
I like was kind of the same way you were of just like, why am I allowing strangers to like comment under my post of my family, of my life? Like, why would I do? So I have had on the like restrictions of just people that I allow to like comment stuff because it's like, Why would I give this random fucking person the, like, opportunity to put their opinion?
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
You don't deserve the right to comment under my shit. Like, go get a fucking life. But I want to, like, going back to all of these things that you had to endure in your life, I think we have a very similar childhood. Yeah. You know, and I went through a lot of similar things that you did. And I think when you go through that at a really young age, you have a weird relationship with your body.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
That is probably why, like, the extra sting of this boyfriend at the time trying to, like, release all of these nudes of you. No, not a boyfriend.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
A hacker. Someone hacked into your shit. Oh, I didn't even know that. Oh, that's fucking crazy. That's fucking crazy. Okay. But I just want to say like you sharing that side of you. I know you see like the people being like you just the terrible things that people say. But when I tell you like sitting beside you as someone who went through something similar to hear that, like, I'm not alone.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
I didn't go through it alone. I don't have to go through it alone. That people like you will talk about your experience and you will see like you on the other side of things is so inspirational. And it's like something for us to hold on to and to be like, there's hope. I won't be this person who's stuck in my 10-year-old body and reliving things that happened to me over and over again.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Look at this person. This person is beautiful, successful, creative. And I think you're giving people hope and light. And I just want to thank you for being so open and honest about the things that you've been through because it's not easy. And it's a very alone feeling. And I'm so sorry you went through all of that.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
And I think that surviving it is like, you know, people would say all the time, like, oh, well, you were like this victim of sexual assault. And it's like, yeah, I definitely was a victim, but like I fucking survived it. And like I'm here and it's like it's made me this resilient, strong fucking person that
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
And like now I wouldn't let a man like like I feel like that gave like going through that gave me the strength to be like, fuck you and fuck off. And like I'm not this like naive little girl anymore who just like trusted anyone and everyone. You know, I feel like it just really gave me that strength.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
So you were just a perfect child. And they were like, this baby's so beautiful.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
And you being able to talk about it is just like I think it's giving people more hope than tearing people, you know, like the people who want to tear you down.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
It's a fucking alone feeling to go through the things that we, you know, have gone through. And so it is, I think to like hear other people talk about their experiences, because it's not something you want to talk about. You know,
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
you don't want to go publicly and you don't want to like the people in my life who had no idea it's like now they do and now that's like you know I didn't I didn't ever want all these people to know that about my life but like I know that me talking about this miscarriage it's like I know that there's so many women who go through that who are like what the fuck? Am I the only part?
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
And they want something to connect to. And so I think all of us being able to just talk about vulnerabilities and the stuff that we go through in life is really important. So I'm just really proud of you. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
I didn't. Huh? What happened? You know, he will never admit to it. He also, he's just like not a fan of bathroom talk, you know, like he's not. It's a me thing. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Do you and Mark share, do you have toilets that sit in front of each other and you both?
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
It's got to be. I feel like it's more, who was talking about this? Maybe it was like, I saw a clip of Alex Earl talking about how she was like, we don't even like pee in front of each other.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Because like it will kill the sex. No, that's crazy. Like we won't be. Or will it make the sex more fun?
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Left and right. So. Yeah. So I was like, well, that's extreme. But that's also, you know, I don't know. Maybe some people feel it will kill the sex drive.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Like what are you doing if you're in a hotel? You know, it's like go down to the lobby, have to pee. Right.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Do you have the shiwi? The what? Shiwi. The hoo-ha? It's like you can stand up and pee, I believe, for women. Give me an image. Shiwi images. No.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Shiwi. Oh. Oh, I'm kind of digging that. Right? No spiders climbing up your hoo-ha.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
No, it's a funnel, so it comes out like a mint. But then it's still, right, it's still contaminated.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
How do you clean it? Urine. Oh. You're in the woods. You got the she-weeds done. I feel like you stick it in the ground, right? Oh! And you would just pick it up if you need it again. Am I right? Take a little stake in the ground.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
How do you feel about sand? Are you the same with sand? Oh, yeah.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
What was that other movie you made me watch? The dad?
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
She's just iconic. Everything she... High body count hair was like... I mean, that was the craziest...
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
But then Bronwyn had to be like, you did, Brittany. You said it to me, Brittany.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
The what about me's are so good at the tables. And the, like, I have an announcement. The I have an announcement stuff is very good. I finally need to be honest with you guys.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Mary was like, I agree. You should invite Bronwyn over.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
What about Temptation Island? Oof. Oh my God, we have not- We haven't done that.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
So there was no part of you that would have rather been like outside playing with your friends or doing whatever you wanted to?
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
So is he into reality TV with you? Like, have you gotten him to sit down and watch it?
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. What is the one that is about to knock me the fuck out currently on your finger? Which one is that? This is the final one.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Yeah. And to like go, I mean, you're going through it together. So like you're both, you know, it's not like you come home from work and you're like, let me tell you about my day. It's like, no, we experienced that day together. Like we know how the other person felt or how that went, you know?
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
You spent some of your pivotal years with Zendaya. What is your relationship like today with her?
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Yeah, pick up where you left off when you didn't see each other.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Everything comes all the way back. That's so lovely. I'm so glad.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
And yeah, it is so, so great to meet you. You are a beautiful, brilliant person. And I am so glad that we had the honor to get to know you in this way. I have the utmost respect for you. So thank you so much.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
The first book that Nick bought our daughter River was the Dyslexic ABCs. And it was every.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
It was like Albert Einstein for A or like, you know, all of the people who have just been so brilliant in this world who are also dyslexic. All for the every letter. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
I mean, it was the full mean girl scene of like my I had started modeling at a young age and. They took one of my modeling pictures and she wrote, sucks for free, whore, and like all over school, like all over Twitter. It was, yeah, it was everywhere. I'm so sorry. It was a nightmare. But then I quickly left and was like, I'm going to move to New York and model, bitch.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
Yeah, but it was very traumatic. So I understand that like feeling of being like, let me just get the fuck out of here. How long did you have to deal with that? Um, for like, I left like Christmas time. So it was the beginning of, so like August to December, probably. Oh, I'm so sorry.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
That is the craziest thing ever. How can an adult just like hate a second grader that much?
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
It's also sometimes when I get hate from people, I feel like it's a little bit easier for me to be like, fuck you. Because the shit I went through at such a young age, this does not affect me anymore. Good for you. That's a hard feeling to have. It's strength. It is. It is very hard. So I also am very sorry that you went through that. I know that it can be very traumatic. Bullied sisters.
The Viall Files
E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne
I think it's more so just like getting out of your hometown. Yeah. You know, which is sometimes really hard to do. I mean, you're from a small town in Florida, right? When did you personally feel like I have made it? I'm out of this small town. I'm out of the bullying. I'm away from the trauma.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Subjective.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Like, no, let's just douse myself in chemicals.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
You know. Mm-hmm.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Yep.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Yeah.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Yeah.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Plus seven.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Yeah.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
I remember.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Yeah.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Carolyn, I love you. Great.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
I've got to catch a flight.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Carolyn, run, run, run, run. I'll be right back.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Where did she go?
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
No, I know. Exactly.
The Viall Files
E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets
Girl.
The White Lotus Official Podcast
Ep. 6: “Denials” with Patrick Schwarzenegger and Leslie Bibb
Well, what was it like? What did he say?
The White Lotus Official Podcast
Ep. 6: “Denials” with Patrick Schwarzenegger and Leslie Bibb
What's next? You want her to shave her head and start banging a bongo in Times Square?
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Way to go. Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Literally Googled bean ghost.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Really? That'd mess her up.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
You hit people with those things.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Hmm.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Damn.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
And for me.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
See you tomorrow.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
6.45?
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Mm-hmm.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Okay.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
What? What do you mean? Do I want some beans?
To Catch a Thief: China’s Rise to Cyber Supremacy
Ep 3: The Most Dangerous Time in American History
The century was actually closer to 110 years. Hook ended by the first opium war and the rise of Mao's China. It was marked by foreign interference, invasion, and destruction at the hands of foreign powers.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
When Nick entered the apartment, he found that the door to Maha's room was connected to the bathroom door on the opposite side of the hall, preventing it from opening. So basically, the bedroom door was shut and the bathroom door was connected to that shut bedroom door via a cord that was wrapped around the door handles so that the doors would not open.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
On the other side of those doors, he heard the sound of a TV playing and it sounded like it was coming from Maha's room. Nick did cut the cord to get the door open, but when he tried entering the bedroom, the door was actually locked.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
at that time alexis noticed that nick was in her apartment so she yelled at him through a baby monitor saying to get out of course after that he left the apartment clearly something concerning is going on in that apartment and nick was very off-put by this entire thing
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
You would think that if a mother truly loved her child but felt like giving her up for adoption was the best thing for the child, that she would have kept at least something to remember her by. A framed photo, one of her baby toys, a blanket, something, anything. But there was none of that. Clearly, Alexis wanted nothing to do with Maha, wanted no sign of her in that home or on her phone.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
That was not the behavior of someone who loved and cherished her precious baby. After police initially confiscated Alexis's phone, the next thing they did was a more intensive forensic search of Alexis's cell phone. And of course, what they found was disturbing.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
On Alexis's Google search history, officers found that on May 2nd, Alexis made searches for can you overdose from melatonin and can you overdose from Xanax. They then found multiple videos in her phone where Maha appeared to be saying goodbye to different family members. Again, as we stated earlier, Mercedes received one of those videos on May 3rd.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
So, put two and two together, and it appears that Alexis was already planning on how she was going to kill Maha by overdosing her. Then, she had Maha take videos where she said goodbye to her family. With Maha, of course, not knowing that her own mother was about to end her life.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
Using all of the information that they have gathered up to this point, investigators were then able to obtain a search warrant for Alexis's apartment. Shortly after beginning their search, an officer opened a door to a utility closet located on the outside patio of the apartment.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
Upon opening that door, the officer stated that he immediately was hit with a distinct odor that he knew was the smell of decomposing flesh. In that closet, they finally found some of Maha's personal belongings. They found a bunch of boxes as well as different clothes and toys. All that appeared to be mahas.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
After moving some of those boxes out of the closet, officers found a big shopping bag that contained a plastic bag inside of that other bag. At this point, the smell of human decomposition got even stronger, becoming absolutely overwhelming as they opened the bag. And inside that bag, officers found what appeared to be burnt human remains.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
The officers notified the county coroner's office who arrived shortly after. When they opened the bag and officially inspected the remains, they found several fragments of bones as well as what appeared to be a small rib cage. All of those bones were consistent with the size that five-year-old Maha would have been.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
After finding these charred remains, detectives then went into the fireplace located in the living room adjacent to the patio. Obviously, if they found burnt remains in the home and they see a fireplace, that's going to naturally be the place that they look next.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
They noticed that the fireplace appeared to have been used recently, and in that fireplace, they found a bunch of stuff that had been burned.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
and among their various findings they discovered multiple bone fragments as well as what appeared to be a rib and a scapula bone of course after finding these remains they were sent to the medical examiner's office to be examined and it was found that the bones are consistent with maha However, they do want to confirm their suspicions to be absolutely sure.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
They did run a DNA test, but we don't yet know the results of that DNA test yet. It's been about eight months at this point, so I don't know when we will know. But the police say that they are highly confident that these remains will belong to five-year-old Maha.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
It is clear to investigators that Alexis was simply tired of being a mother and she didn't want Maha around anymore. So instead of reaching out to Terrell and seeing if he would take her or her parents or actually setting her up for adoption, She murdered her and burned her remains to try and cover for her actions. Then she hid those remains alongside all of Maha's toys and other belongings.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
As of right now, we don't know her official cause of death and I don't know if we will ever know due to the fact that the remains were destroyed by a fire. But from those Google searches, we can reasonably deduce that she was probably overdosed on something.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
But because we don't have the DNA test results back at this time, Alexis Nelson has been arrested and charged only with child abuse, tampering with a deceased human body, and tampering with physical evidence, and making false statements to police. She was given a bond of $2 million, which she has not posted. So she is currently awaiting a trial in jail.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
Investigators have said that they are confident that murder charges will soon come. So as of right now, that is all we know about this case. As I stated, police are confident that those remains belong to Maha and that she was murdered by her own mother. I know that this is a more recent and ongoing case, but as soon as I saw this one, I knew I had to cover it.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
It's just so devastating that a mother can look at her baby and make the conscious decision to take her life. Then, when she's dead, she burned her baby's body like it was nothing. Maha deserved so, so much more." She deserved a mother who loved her. She deserved to live her life and grow up knowing that she was loved by everyone around her.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
Instead, she got a mother who wanted to give her away from the moment she found out she was pregnant. But instead of doing what was right and giving Maha to a family that would love and cherish her... she kept her. And instead of raising her and giving her the life she deserved, she took her life after five short years. And afterwards, she treated her like trash.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
I cannot fathom why, again, she did not just reach out to Terrell. She didn't reach out to her parents and see if anybody else could take her. Because if those around her knew that it was this or that,
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
her being in the arms of a loving caring person then I'm sure someone would have taken her I'm sure someone would have given her the life that she deserved but instead Alexis just decided I don't really want to be a mom anymore I'm sick of this so she most likely overdosed her own daughter and then burned her remains in a fireplace that is the most horrendous way I've ever heard of a parent treating their child's remains
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
It's horrendous. It's devastating. And of course, my heart absolutely goes out to everyone who loved and cherished Maha. I don't yet know when the trial will take place or even if there will be a trial, but if more comes out about this entire situation, I will keep you all updated on any new information that comes out.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
BARBARIC: Mom Couldn’t “Rehome” her Daughter, so She BURNED Her in a Fireplace?! / Maha Hobbs
If there's a lot of information that comes out, I will just make an entirely new video, or if not, I will just update the description box below or do a pinned comment or something like that. I am so curious to know if there was any history of abuse or neglect. Was CPS ever called on the family? Did Maha ever go to school like preschool? Were there ever any red flags?
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I don't even know if Alexis worked and if she did, who took care of Maha while she was gone. I also want to know more about the relationship between Terrell and Alexis. Was Terrell just a father who didn't want to take care of Maha and so he just wasn't around?
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Or did Alexis take Maha and moved against Terrell's will and he didn't really know what else to do because he does have his own daughter in North Carolina? There is so much here that we don't know and I do really hope we find out more as this case progresses. Unfortunately, there has not been any new reporting on this case since it first happened.
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The most recent article I've been able to find was from July or August of 2023. So I hope that after the DNA comes back as belonging to Maha, there is some more movements and more updates in this case. And of course, when that happens, you will all be the first to know. But that is all I have for today's video. And now I want to know what you all think. Why do you think this happened?
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At the time, Maha was living in Aurora, Colorado with her mother Alexis. Meanwhile, her father Terrell lives in Charlotte, North Carolina. I believe Terrell also has another daughter with a different woman, but he may have more children. I'm not completely sure. I also do know that Terrell works as a professional fighter.
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I don't know the ins and outs of the relationship between Alexis and Terrell, but it appears that they were not together for long or at all after Maha was born. Unfortunately, I don't know all the details for where each family member lived or how long, though I believe Alexis's parents did live in Georgia.
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And I do believe that Alexis and Terrell did live in Georgia at some point, and I believe that is where Maha was born. So I'm not sure exactly how long Maha and Alexis had been living in Colorado. I don't know when they moved there, if they had lived anywhere else before. I don't know how much family support they had before moving there.
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I do believe Alexis was in school, so that might be why they moved to Colorado in the first place, but none of those details are really made available. What we do know is that Alexis was pretty much by herself in Colorado with all of her family living in a different state. Then, as we know, Terrell was also in another state, so she was raising Maha by herself.
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It seemed that from the moment Alexis became pregnant, though, she wasn't sure what would happen with Maha. As I will mention in just a minute, Alexis wasn't in a good place when Maha was born. She wasn't even sure if she wanted to keep her. She was in school, she was living far away from everybody, and she didn't have the best financial situation.
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But after giving birth to such a beautiful little girl, she decided to keep her. Now, according to Terrell, Maha and Alexis came to visit him in North Carolina when Maha was about two years old. After that, for the six months that followed, Terrell stayed in contact with Alexis and Maha via FaceTime. Terrell loved being able to see his daughter on FaceTime.
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Yet so often, these same people are the ones who go on to have those children. And instead of raising them in a kind, loving, and supportive home, they just decide that they don't want to be a parent anymore. And in this case, instead of taking the steps to do what's right, a mother chose to murder her toddler and treat her as if she was less than trash.
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But after those six months, for the two years that followed, Alexis completely cut off contact with Terrell. She wouldn't call him and she wouldn't answer his attempts at contacting them. She wouldn't allow Maha to speak with her father any longer, so for two years, Terrell was not able to see or speak with Maha.
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Now, I know a lot of people will have their different opinions about Terrell and how involved he was in his daughter's life. I know a lot of people will say that he should have been a lot more involved, that him being involved could have prevented a lot of what happened. And I do agree. I know in retrospect, Terrell probably wishes that he could have been more involved in his daughter's life.
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But I do just want to say for now, we don't know the entire history of the relationship between Terrell and Alexis. We don't know why she moved. We don't know why Terrell didn't move with them. I do believe that Terrell had his own family in North Carolina that he couldn't necessarily leave. So we don't know the entire history. I'm hoping more will come out eventually.
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But for now, what we do know is that Terrell wasn't as involved in his daughter's life as maybe he should have been. But the things that happened to Maha are because of Alexis's actions. Now, Alexis's lack of communication with Terrell wasn't out of the ordinary for her.
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Various members of Alexis's family all said that it was difficult to contact her and that she would often go a few weeks between calls or texts. In fact, when Alexis was pregnant with Maha, her family didn't even know. Like I said, Alexis wasn't sure if she was going to keep Maha, so she didn't feel the need to tell anybody that she was pregnant to begin with.
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Alexis's mother, Ashia, said that on the day that Maha was born, she received a photo from Alexis via text with a message that read, quote, Meet Maha. She's 35 weeks, 5.2 pounds, born yesterday morning at 11.48 a.m. at 19.5 inches in length.
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You would have known about her grant entrance sooner, but my original plan was to have her adopted by a family more suitable to provide for her without struggling. Though I still believe that open adoption is the best move for her to never need for anything and myself, so I may finish school, have a career with benefits, and my family nearby before starting a family,
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From there, as far as Alexis's family knew, Alexis raised Maha to the best of her abilities and provided her the best life she could. Now, Alexis's father, Micus, stated that he tries to call Alexis whenever he can, but she hardly ever answers. However, Alexis's mother, Ashia, says that she will hear from Alexis via text a few times per week.
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She tries to FaceTime her a few times a month, but she also rarely ever answers her calls. Ashia also mentioned that for about the past year or so, when Alexis does answer FaceTime calls,
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she rarely ever lets her speak with maha that was unusual because when maha was younger alexis was good about letting her family see her especially because they did live out of state and again that was really the only way they would get to see her on a regular basis the last time maha's grandfather micas saw maha was when alexis called him on may 3rd 2023.
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The call was very short, and in that call, Alexis told Maha to, quote, That same day, on May 3rd, Alexis sent Asha a video message which shows Alexis and Maha, with Alexis directing Maha to say hi and goodbye to her grandmother. Alexis' sister, Mercedes, also got a call from Alexis on that same day.
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That call only lasted for a few seconds, and once again, it was Maha quickly saying hello to her aunt. Then, Ashia started to become concerned with some of the things that Alexis was saying. By May 25th, 2023, Ashia called Alexis asking if she needed help setting up a savings account for Maha. But Alexis said no, that she was already getting help from a couple that she knew.
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But after that call that same day, Alexis texted her mother saying, To this, Asha asked Alexis what she meant. She asked her daughter if she was referring to Maha, her human daughter, or a pet. Mind you, Alexis didn't have any pets that Asha knew about, so this text was very confusing. Normally, people aren't going to talk about rehoming their human child.
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That's usually a term that's referred to when you're trying to rehome your pet. However, Alexis did not text her mother back to clarify what she meant. After hearing about this, Ashia mentioned to Mercedes, her other daughter, and Alexis' sister about Alexis saying that she was going to re-home Maha.
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So, Mercedes reached out to Alexis about this, and Alexis told her sister that she did actually do a closed adoption, but she would not provide any additional detail about said adoption. Obviously, this sent a huge red flag to Asha, so after hearing about this on May 30, 2023, Asha called the Aurora Police Department asking them to do a welfare check.
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She said that she was concerned about Alexis putting Maha up for adoption and was worried for Maha's overall well-being. By around 1 p.m. on May 30th, police showed up to Alexis' residence to check on Maha. When speaking with Alexis, she actually told officers that Maha was not there because she had given up custody through a closed adoption.
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She told the officers that the adoption went through an agency called Adoptions with Love and even gave officers the number to that agency. So, of course, police called the number and spoke with the director of the program and gave them Alexis's name. Of course, the director found no record of Alexis and had no idea of any involvement in any sort of adoption.
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They then went ahead and put Alexis and Maha's information into the General Colorado Court Systems database to see if maybe Alexis got the agency wrong or something like that. but they found absolutely no record anywhere of any adoption. After this, officers went back to Alexis's residence and told her that Adoptions with Love had no record of any adoption.
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To this, of course, Alexis changed her story. She told officers that she did contact Adoptions with Love, who then provided her a list of other adoption agencies. Through that list, she came in contact with a woman named Janet Dunn, who facilitated the adoption to an unidentified couple. She said that she met with Janet in West Denver on May 4th, but couldn't specify an exact location.
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The tickets are selling out super fast, so I encourage all of you to get your tickets while you still can. I would love to see as many of you there as possible. It's going to be so amazing to get to meet you guys face to face. Let me know in the comments if I will see you there. With that out of the way, I am here to tell you the devastating story of Maha Hobbs.
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Alexis did not know the name of the agency that Janet worked for, nor did she have any contact information for her. All of the answers Alexis gave were extremely vague, not providing anything specific or useful that could help find Maha or prove her story.
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She also did not have any paperwork related to the adoption saying that she either deleted the information from her email or threw away any physical documents relating to the adoption because she didn't want her family to find Maha. Alexis did say that she may still have some of the emails from Janet in her deleted folder and allowed officers to search her phone.
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But of course, there were no emails relating to any sort of adoption. Officers also looked through the photos on Alexis's phone and to their surprise, they found that there were absolutely zero photos of Maha on her phone. She completely wiped her phone of anything that had to do with her daughter. While in that apartment, officers asked if they could look around real quick and Alexis agreed.
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When searching throughout the unit, officers noticed a complete lack of any children's items. There were no toys, no children's clothes, no blankets or stuffed animals that would belong to a child. Maha's room was completely empty. No bed, no dresser, no nothing.
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In her room, police did notice that the carpet looked dirty with various kinds of stains all over the place, but they couldn't quite identify what caused those stains. In that home, there were no signs that a child had ever lived there. No pictures of her on the fridge, no children's drawings. absolutely nothing that indicated that a child had ever stepped foot in that apartment.
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Because of all of this, officers knew that something really sketchy was going on. They confiscated Alexis's phone for further examination, and they went ahead and got back into contact with Ashia, who told them more detail about what we had already discussed.
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how Alexis was hard to contact, how Alexis didn't even know if she wanted Maha when she first had her, how she mentioned the adoption to her super casually, never saying like, hey, I have an appointment with the people on this date, make sure you say goodbye to Maha, you probably won't see her again because she's going to a new family. Nothing to say that, hey, this is going to happen.
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It's almost like that nine months that she just kept her pregnancy to herself She also kept this adoption to herself as well until Maha was already gone. This was all just so strange to her family and to authorities. Police also contacted Terrell, who said that he hadn't been in contact with Alexis or Maha for two years. He did say, however, that he didn't know about any adoption arrangements.
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He also said that he wouldn't have approved an adoption if Alexis did mention it to him. In Colorado, both parents who are listed on the birth certificate must consent to giving up the child for adoption and both parents must complete counseling before the child is adopted out.
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Maha Lee Hobbs was born on November 15, 2017 to parents Alexis Nelson and Terrell Hobbs. Maha was described as a beautiful little girl from the moment she was born. She had tons of energy, she was happy, positive, and she was loved by absolutely everyone who met her.
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Obviously, if Alexis had Maha and didn't know who the father was and had never figured it out, then she might be able to give up her baby without the father's consent. But in this case, Maha's father was known. Knowing that, it's very unlikely that Alexis could have legally adopted Maha out, given that not only did Terrell not know, but he also wouldn't have given consent if he did know.
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With all of this very sketchy information coming to light, police did canvass the entire apartment building and spoke with anyone who could have information regarding Maha's whereabouts. During this canvas, officers came into contact with a building maintenance worker, Nick, who said that he had been in Alexis's unit on May 5th for a biannual inspection.
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So it doesn't seem like something that Alexis was really warned about. This was something that happened biannually. She probably knew the date that it was going to happen ahead of time, but probably forgot about it closer to when it was actually happening. Now on May 5th, this took place, I believe, when Alexis was not home.
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Jules can decide.
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Oh, wow. Topics.
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Well, Tate has it too.
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Do you think she's coughing because she wants to cough?
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Or because she has the small esophagus like me.
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welcome to two parents in a podcast not at home we are in miami live from miami and you guys do you know what's really cool we gotta say something well i was just looking at the coffee stain that i just spilled on my white pants and i know that that is a a tragedy that i'm sure most of the listeners have experienced before and i think this stain is past the point of no return
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It was just context, like having come out of an eight year relationship and having no shortage of dating experience. There was just a feeling of like when you know, you know.
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Yeah, I think my take on stains is if you can't really notice it in a photo, then it's good to go. Or if you can't really notice it. But if you walk right in and it's the first thing someone notices, that's when the stain's too big.
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Yeah, way better answer than mine. But I think that it, at least for me, it took having all those other experiences and not having that feeling. Like, yes, you're in love with those other people and you have amazing moments with those other people.
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And I don't want to discredit those experiences. No question. But then there is this just like, holy shit, night and day difference.
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And when I had that nine day difference, I knew, okay, all bets are off. Let's just go.
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Well, thank you. One minor piece of the story that you did forget was... That I missed the flight and you rebooked it? We slept through the flight.
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You woke up being like, holy shit, I'm taking off in 10 minutes. And you were rightfully so like, what do I do? And so, yes, I also did take out the laptop and book it with your credit card. And I was like, hey, we can still get you there with plenty of time. And you were...
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Well, I did feel a little guilty for keeping you up a little late, so...
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Or it just would have been smaller.
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Yeah, I think you always want to check your gut, right? And you always want to take a step back and say, hey, like, is this the right path that I'm going down? And, like, double check that you're not just being blind.
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do you think that we should maybe take a week apart? Um, cause like the, I'm sure the textbook on how to do things would tell us that we should go spend a week apart. But like, I also think the textbook wouldn't probably advise.
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Okay, thank you.
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I'm quite proud of, like from a parenting style perspective, I feel like we've been on the same page generally.
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But it really seems seems like from like a parenting style perspective, we are we're aligned. The one thing area that I potentially see brewing because we're only seven months in. So there's not a lot of like parenting style stuff.
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decisions to make yet is education and if we end up on opposite ends of the spectrum on education and this is one of those that like i'm i'm i've never i never thought much about a child's education before but the more that i'm reading and talking to certain folks the more i'm losing faith with the traditional u.s education system both public and private and
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And so I really want to find something for our kids that I think gives them the best. What's the best way to say it?
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Yeah, I really want to put them in an environment that makes them a well-rounded child. And I guess what I'm dancing around saying is like I never thought I would be open to the idea of like a homeschool or a modified homeschool. And that idea sounds less crazy to me today than it ever has. Not just them, but like getting five or six kids together.
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I don't have my view shaped here at all, but I just am feeling some doubt towards just signing her up for a school and trust in the process.
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Yeah, dumbing it down.
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It's dumbing us down. So my bad.
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Yeah, so I'm curious as to if this is what you mean. So if it's you and I doing something, then I will plan it. But when it comes to things with other people, you plan it. And what I said to someone the other day, which I'd love to know if you agree with, is making plans with me right now is impossible because you control our social calendar. Yeah.
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And so if someone wants to make plans with me or us, it's best to go to you direct.
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What was your response when I said I wanted to go to that dinner?
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But you added something else, which was?
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Yeah. So it was it was the end of December of twenty three.
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Yeah, I think that what I've noticed, and I feel like I may have said this before, is the pumping and the milk is so much work that I've really looked to, all right, how can I take on the responsibilities outside of that, particularly the responsibilities that you don't want to do?
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And so as much of that as I feel like you don't want to do, that's what I'm looking to. I can tell if you just finished pumping, you don't want to go clean her diaper. And so I'm happy to go and do that because you were just doing something else. The nanny thing, it's funny. I think that you took that on because you like...
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planning those hours and you plan them differently than I do so like I've noticed like you have them come much earlier so that way like you have your time to go and like get ready and not be rushed and it never works it never works yeah I have yet to have I've yet to successfully schedule that but whatever And the same thing like packing.
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And it was like, yeah, we did it because we wanted to document the love story. And I really want to listen to that back. Me too. I'd love to know what we said about... Each other. Kids. Yes. Yes. And what we said about marriage.
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I think the reason why you've started packing with her over me is because you like choosing her outfits. And you know that if I chose the outfits, I would probably just choose the plain pink one every time.
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Well, I think that like because we're both. Oh, I don't have a good answer right now.
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Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I want to. I love being involved. You also work. And so, you know, I do think the dynamic is is different between what we both work from home to when both parents are working or only one parent is working. Yeah. And, yeah, I just, like, I want... Look, I love giving. And you do so much that it feels like the least I can do is these matters.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
No, because we both of our relationships, our prior relationships were the same amount of time. We were both in them collectively, I think about eight years plus minus. And we broke up with our significant others at around the same time. And so I think that there was a lot of mutual understanding of what we'd both been through.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
and what we were looking for and how what we were feeling was so special.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Yeah. And did we? Yeah. I'm fascinated.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Heard that story before.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I want you to finish, then I'm going to go. I just had a light bulb moment.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
OK, but no, I wasn't sure I was going to answer this and then something popped into my head. I feel like us not being married doesn't do our relationship justice.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
And so while it isn't something that has been a top of the priority list for us, it's now reached a point where, at least in my view, it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. All these other things have happened. We're feeling a certain way. It kind of doesn't add up. It doesn't add up.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Well, I was never concerned. I guess that's kind of the point I'm trying to make is like I like never was concerned with the social norms of marriage. But now that you're feeling the social norm or you're feeling the like that social when you're when you're feeling it and it doesn't add up like there's what society expects and then what's happening afterwards. in, in reality.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Yeah, I like there's like things that I never cared about before. And then the minute you become a father are just like priority number one. And like turning our house into a military base was the first thing I wanted to do after we took possession. And now every single inch of the outside of the home is monitored by a different camera.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
And, and that's where I think we have the mismatch.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Yeah. Yeah. And yes.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Very different communication styles.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I actually do. Okay, what? I think that with communication styles, I think the first thing we really did was take note on how differently we are with them, me being direct, you being more indirect. And then we both have spent a lot of time and effort adjusting our communication styles to meet in the middle with the other person. And so with me specifically...
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I've learned how to communicate things a lot more softly because when I would communicate them firmly and directly, you would take them. You would interpret them as as they would hurt my feelings. Thank you.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
And exactly. And rather than me trying to argue, I think initially I would try and argue with you on like, well, that shouldn't hurt your feelings. That's not what I meant. It's like, you know what? No, no, no. What I need to do is I need to change the way I'm saying it and deliver it in a softer manner.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
And I think what you've done right back is you realize like, hey, if I'm not more direct with this guy, he's never going to see it. And like yesterday in the airport, there was we had an interaction and with we ran into some.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
OK. And you had feedback to me in that interaction. Yeah. And had you delivered that feedback in an indirect way, I never would have picked up what you were saying. And I felt like you like really you spoke to me. Yes. And I feel like that moving forward is really helpful for like what you're looking for. And also think vice versa.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
We're like, if I gave you the feedback that you gave me in that tone. you would have said you're being a dick. And so I wouldn't have given it to you in that tone. I would have given it to you in more like a soft roundabout way.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
yeah and so exactly and so i think to bring it back to the question and obviously we have a lot of work to do on this always still oh always but it was just like with our communication styles is one we recognized how different they were and then two we each have adjusted how we talk to the other person so that way we've now gone to a mutual place of like meeting in the middle rather than just defending this is how i do things this is how i do things and i
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Which may be a new segment because we're going to do a lot of housing stuff. So maybe a new segment potential proposal.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Wait, can I reply to that?
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
So, I love the policy, so I guess it's $36,000 to use towards child expenses. And one, it speaks to the financial success that this business has had. I hate to state the obvious, but to do something like that, your business needs to be doing really, really well. And I think the goal of most startups is to get to a financial place where you can do that. No question. And I think that like...
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
When I look at and hopefully once the naked market gets to that place, we will be able to offer policies such as those. And I feel like there's like so much corporate waste that goes on. Yeah. And, you know, and whether that corporate waste is like ridiculous off sites or, you know, anything along those those lines, I can't think of any more.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
But it's like, hey, this is ways that you can really help people in what's going on on the home front. I think it was great.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
It was that we turned the house into a military base.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
But then what's tricky is like to do this, it's like I think a lot of people do this and be like a business needs to be doing really well to do this.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I want you to relax.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
We literally landed. We forgot stuff and we ordered things.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Yeah. And also, you've got to give them their flowers. And I do believe the campaign is being run around flowers. I'm going to explain it in a second. For lack of a... Or to give them their flowers, which is... Pun intended. Pun intended, the campaign. You've got to give them credit on creativity here. For a company as big as they are, I feel like very few...
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
big companies like this actually run cool and creative campaigns and this one, it's an awesome overhaul.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
And what are the dates?
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I DM'd you.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
That OpenAI came out and said that people using the words please and thank you is leading to tens of millions of dollars of incremental energy costs that they're taking on.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I'm pro-stain. I'm not pro-stain when it's that big. I'm pro-stain when it looks like something may have fallen. I'm pro-stain when you don't really notice it.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I need to be polite to the AI. I think there's AI karma.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I give the machines their love.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Let's do it.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Sorry, I'm like very out of it at this point.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Thank you for listening.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Oh, I couldn't tell you.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Jules, Jules, from the rooftop. Where's it at? Kentucky. Kentucky.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Oh, I feel like we're not going to end up getting any of this right. But very appreciative of all the service people.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Yep. And then other things that have gone on on the home front since we took possession?
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Yeah, it was it was a shocker. And I think that like we need to give more empathy to the flight attendants and not direct our anger. Like it's so easy to get frustrated with the airlines because their customer service is so bad. Like if any other business put their customers down. Through what airlines put put their flyers through like they would just not stick in business.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
And I feel like too often that frustration comes out on on the people working. And so to find that out and to find that like they're spending all those hours not getting paid to is like is pretty unacceptable.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Our lady, she said she got to the airport at 10 and she didn't start getting paid till 4 p.m. And that's when we shut the doors.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I'm actually not sure that that is correct. I think that her 15 hours starts when they get to the airport, but I'm not sure.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I think the minute they step in that airport, they should get paid.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
It's also crazy that you, like, can get delayed seven hours and, like, there's no credit. Like, they don't have any form of program for, like, for people just sitting there.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
It's still just, like, find a way to make people, like, to make the experience as good as possible. Right. They didn't bring around any water. They didn't bring around any. We just sat there.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Yeah. It was like a king size bed for her.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Yeah. And then our big discovery was her obsession with clouds once we got in the air.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Oh, he was. Good memory.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
And then when we finally landed and I like turned her face, her eyes, she was just like.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
She was just very entertained.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Now, my mom did comment on the topic of tater tot that she thinks there's a different name story than we gave last week.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
No, I think she's going to tell it when she comes this weekend.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
And sometimes I think I'm being a professional podcaster with the transition into Mother's Day.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Sometimes, whoop, flies right above your head like a delayed American Airlines flight.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I mean, you're just the host. I think you're professionally.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
That would be like me. Oh, I thought you wanted me. Well, I thought you were going to say, because we do program this. What do you want? You want to talk about your Mother's Day plans?
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I would love to do that too. Happy Mother's Day to the mothers that listen.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I'm very thankful for you. Thank you. You're an amazing mother. Thank you. Better than, yeah, you're the best.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Nothing. I was going to say better than I knew could exist. But then that could have been perceived as a shot. And my mother is an unbelievable mother, too. So she's an unbelievable.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
OK, let's get into the Q&A.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I've got like the framework done. I've got the reservations made, but I don't have like the cherry on top to make it special yet. So I still have a couple of days to make that work.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Okay, this is amazing.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Guidance. Guidance. Please set me up for success. Love this. Anything else?
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
OK. Breakfast in bed is happening. So don't worry about that.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
The multi card thing. Yeah. Is. I've never seen that dynamic until I met you and your family. You guys, you love the multiple cards.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Yeah, you get a good five or six cards. I didn't know that was a thing.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Yeah, unless Jules, there's anything else we need to do? No. Okay.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
I think you should read them.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Okay. Which is great. My sister gave me feedback, and she said, you always say, do you want to take this?
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
And I wanted to say, do you want to take this? But I'm not going to. But we'll have to switch it up.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Relationship Q&A: Marriage, Baby #2 & Parenting Style Differences
Every other question. Can you please take first? Sure. Okay, thank you. Wow.
Verdict with Ted Cruz
Dems Cheer Domestic Terrorism against Tesla, plus Trump Orders Abolish the Department of Education
The same suspect shot more Teslas with a gun. Tesla Cybertrucks were set on fire in Kansas City. And earlier this month, shots fired at a Tesla dealership in Oregon. Cybertrucks on fire in Seattle.
Very Really Good
Episode #268 - The BookTok Boys
That was nice and consistent. Thank you. Strong. Still rolling. I got to follow that up. Very smooth.
Very Really Good
Episode #268 - The BookTok Boys
His was fucking dog shit. Strong. I got to follow that up. Very smooth.
Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World
1. Who Killed Vine?
All right, so here we are in front of the elephants. The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really, really long trunks.
WEAPONIZED with Jeremy Corbell & George Knapp
PART 1 : Immaculate Constellation : UFO Whistleblower Goes Public - Matthew Brown
Those of us who've been following this very closely have been hearing whispers of the words immaculate constellation for a few months now. The immaculate constellation, it's a UAP reconnaissance program. I can affirm this 100%. What is in here is wild. I mean, they're saying, I'm paraphrasing, but reports of F-22s getting like boxed in by flying orbs that they couldn't shake.
WEAPONIZED with Jeremy Corbell & George Knapp
PART 1 : Immaculate Constellation : UFO Whistleblower Goes Public - Matthew Brown
They were satellite images or satellite image of a... football field-sized flying saucer hiding in clouds.
You Should Know Podcast
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You know what I mean? You've been living here 17 years.
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That motherfucker is very, very vigilant.
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Oh, my God. Okay, so I have to explain. I just have to have my spoon ready.
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Oh, it's always when you swallow. Oh, level one complete.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Damn it. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, no, Peyton. No. Oh, no. Damn it up. Oh, my God. Oh, no. When you pour, give me that one. Oh, my hand's shaking.
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Oh, when it goes down your throat. No, pause. When it goes down your throat. The spices are living. They are living, breathing spice.
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Oh, Peyton, Peyton, Peyton.
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Oh, God. This one's going to do me.
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Oh, my God. I'm not even boosting, bro. That bitch is... My tongue is on fire. Oh, my God. My tongue is up in flames. Call the fire department and it's not for me.
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All right. Here we go.
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Oh, don't.
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Oh, my getting numb. Oh, my face is feeling weird. Oh, I'm not even kidding.
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Oh, drink the milk.
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He spit on me.
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I need a quick little crack.
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Alright, last one.
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Yeah, you are.
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You have to do it. Okay, I'll go with you. I'll be an honest man. Just tell me when you're ready, Bubba. I'm ready. Okay, here we go.
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I don't know why that made sense, but it did. That's so accurate.
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He said it smells like a tire engine.
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It's a unicorn.
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No, no, no. Yeah. No, it's... You're about to experience something that's a little extraterrestrial.
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Havana. Three, two, one. All of it. Oh, yeah. Oh, just wait. You good? Talk us through it.
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Oh, he's crying. Oh, my God.
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Oh Everybody quiet
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Okay, brother. Okay, here we go.
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Here we go. Two drops and you're done. Two drops and you're done.
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Two drops and you're done.
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It's the last one.
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Okay, here. You threw him. We gotta get out of here. Okay. Correct. Your final answer was London. Correct answer was China. Which country made a team?
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That's good. That's good.
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Bag on aisle two. Get him the f***ing bag. Oh, God.
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Okay, you're good.
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Don't tell me what I am. You look like you're hunting for crawfish. You're good. You're good. Wiggle those knees.
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That was your knee. Oh. P, P, you're good, bro. You're good. Oh, my God.
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Yeah, get your hands off your meat.
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So I'm going to go with no. We can suffer together.
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Oh, but what you could do, what you could do.