Henry & Eddie bring you this week's bitchiest stories and true-crime news - with the help of the ladies of Who's the Bitch? Kara Klenk and Jackie Zebrowski - but first - an update on The Zizian Cult, Side Stories listeners weigh in on the "Old Veterinarians vs. Young Veterinarians" debate, final 4 escapee lab monkeys captured in South Carolina, "Good Mormons" vs. "Bad Mormons", and much, much more... For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes
What is this? What are you singing? Give me the night. All right. Tonight. Give me the night. I don't think I know it, but I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that song? Give me the night.
No, I don't know it.
All right. Tonight. Give me the night. I'm sure if I heard the song, I would know it. George Benson. But I was listening. I wanted to bring this up to you for a reason. I do like George Benson, by the way. I love George Benson. When at the gym, you and I have discovered. Tell me this about etiquette. Okay.
i should save this for who's the bitch nah okay this is getting no women in this all right uh you want to know that when i'm working out i found myself like today i went to the gym today and break you're not staring at some poor lady are you never i don't look at women okay yeah yeah no i don't look at anybody i look at the floor okay good um except there's one man who stares at me there's a guy that come there's a guy that's probably a fan
No, I've met fans there where they meet me, which is really funny because a lot of broccoli headed young men. And what they'll do is stuff like I'm mid press. This has now happened to me twice. Again, I'm not a famous person at all. It only happens every once in a while. And someone comes up to me and I mean, I'm mid press. And a guy just puts his phone in front of my face.
And it's just a picture of me naked. And he's just like, guess you're here for a reason. I'm trying.
Yeah.
I'm trying, buddy. But I was in a spot. Yeah. Need a spot. No, no, sir. Yes, actually. But are you? I was I found myself lost in music. And is it like against protocol at the gym to be enjoying yourself, like kind of giving yourself a little dance? Men look so serious. Dancing is exercise.
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Chapter 2: What are the gym etiquette stories shared by Henry?
It's the snapping of his head and looking at me like he just saw me across the room in a ballroom. Also, you know what it is? You're looking back.
Well, I'm looking forward. And if you weren't looking. I'm looking forward. But whenever he comes at you, you're looking at him, right?
But now he's beaming at me. But when he does it to other people, they just ignore it. I don't know. See, I feel like it happens. You're giving him something. It feels like it happened once and then it happened again. That happened a third time. That's because he knows his audience. Why do they say that thing? What do they say about ladies?
You stare at them seven times, they'll go on a date with you?
I've never heard that before.
You know the thing where they say about how eye contact, when you go out and you're single? We haven't been single in a long time. Been a very long time.
Now there's apps for that.
Oh, apparently, you can just order into your house. And it turns out there's a guy, but guess what? He'll still blow you. But I was like... That's only a Christian mingle. You're right. That's what the mingle is. But it wasn't a thing that if you look at a woman, right, isn't they say, but I think they say this to ladies. Maybe I'm wrong or anybody.
It's normally people that are non-threatening looking where you catch a guy's eye. And then if you do it like five more times, like there's some kind of number. Yeah. That that's how you can show someone that you're interested. Have you said hello yet? I won't. Oh, then you're fine.
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Chapter 3: Who is Ziz and what is the Zizian Cult?
Surviving and surviving. Thank you. Neither one of you is the bitch. Why? Because you're scared of us? Because we could scrap real easy. I'd take any, you'd take any.
I ain't fucking with that. I'll lie down and get beat. We also talk about this on our show that being a bitch isn't always a bad thing.
You're right.
It's fun to be a bitch. We're bitches in a lot of ways.
Honestly, doing the show has opened up and I'm sure you're both so thankful. It has opened me up to being more of a bitch.
I'm very thankful to be honest. Because I always thought that you were too nice to You know, when it came to like every job you've ever had, you always say yes. Whenever they fucking make you work longer, you never stand up for yourself.
Like the fucking blue stove. When they would torture your fucking ass and you would just sit there and take it.
That used to drive me nuts. So be the bitch. Thank you, Eddie. Henry, whatever you're about to say, I'm about to shut it down because I'm being a little bit more of a bitch.
You need to be a bitch to your boss more often. You gotta be the bitch you wanna see in the world.
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