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Episode 601: The Black Dahlia Murder Part II - The Gangster Squad
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Episode 601: The Black Dahlia Murder Part II - The Gangster Squad
America is the pussy, and the crime is the gun.
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tongue in the mouth of the police a dental dam is the constitution get it between them in the crime we have to remove the constitution them to get right up inside of the pussy hole of america and at the clit of criminality perfect perfect analogy thank you now the seven men of the gangster squad could only do so much to root out police corruption because they kept arresting themselves
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Episode 601: The Black Dahlia Murder Part II - The Gangster Squad
Hey, I'm not arrogant.
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Sorry about that, y'all.
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You don't want me to take my hat off, because then unfortunately, you would see my brain. I lost the top of my eyebrows in World War I. So the hat is unfortunately my head.
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And I was just, like, trying to measure Natalie of where I'd cut her directly in half. But I went in and I looked up the top songs of 1947 just to kind of get in the mood. And I listened to a bunch of old pop songs. And I was just sitting there. And Natalie came back. She had a dinner with a bunch of her girlfriends.
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Episode 601: The Black Dahlia Murder Part II - The Gangster Squad
It keeps my brain away from the wind.
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I'm sorry I got slipped.
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Oh, so they lived. Yeah. Oh, okay. Cops also, we know, they don't ever tell fishermen's tales of the things that they've done in the past and have exaggerated how powerful and masculine they are.
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That picture of the two of them looking at the bodies like so, they're just like, why are you even, why are you crouching like that? You obviously can't crouch. Yeah. On a hill? No, it's a sloped hill. You're going to fall over. They both look like rumpty dumpties.
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Episode 601: The Black Dahlia Murder Part II - The Gangster Squad
I don't think he approved of the nickname, and I don't know if people said it out loud. It might have been more accepting to be called Fat Pack then. Oh, sure, it was. It's almost a compliment. It was a compliment because it meant you were rich, charismatic, you were healthy, you were safe. Charismatic.
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She came in and she just saw, like, me, no shirt, in my underwear, watching, drinking a fucking three fingers of scotch, listening to, here you want to win? Oh, you never will be. I wish you had those little belts that hold your socks up.
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Episode 601: The Black Dahlia Murder Part II - The Gangster Squad
It's just a very, it's like a combo of like, Thaddeus is the good son, right? Thaddeus is the son that got the- Well, quote unquote, good.
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That's how I view him. I view him as the, he's the face, he's the front facing one.
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Yes, he is the political sweetheart of the LAPD. That's why they like him is because politically he looks good. He is much more handsome than his brother. And because of his rapport with all the police and the fact that he's here to firmly establish what he believes is a lawful boys club. And I think that Thaddeus Brown had a problem with Finnis Brown because Finnis Brown is, to be honest,
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He's a fucking mystery. This man is an unfathomable mystery. And he's a piece of shit. And his name is Finnis Brown. It's very interesting, but he's a fucking, we don't know really what this man's agenda was and what he had to gain from jamming up the process of the Black Dahlia murder. We also know that he might have been on the take. He also might have been deeply undercover.
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He was definitely on the take. But they're also saying that he was undercover, telling people who he was taking a take from. And this is this game. This is what happened in JFK. This is why JFK is like the way it is. Because once assets become an asset, once a cop becomes an informant for themselves, like once they are...
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him there are a million games being played at all times and nobody trusts each other next episode we are going to go into this idea of like i think truly what's going on here is like it's there's like seven mafias of different industries all fighting at once yeah well because if you weren't committing crimes you weren't able to get anything done exactly you literally it's like lance armstrong he wasn't cheating he was competing
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Which is not a compliment.
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And it's probably not a coincidence that they were tossed on one of the most high-profile cases to ever hit the city.
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That's what I mean. Because of his connection to Thaddeus, he was tossed on the case. But why? And who's involved? Were they the first people to show up?
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Because the world was kind of small.
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Episode 601: The Black Dahlia Murder Part II - The Gangster Squad
Well, it sounds like also partially was the issue of all the confessing Sams, is that they got this influx, we talked about last week, of all of these people wanting to jump in and insert themselves into this case. Because again, I think that where Los Angeles comes into play is that you have the...
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And you're like, oh, and then it kind of feels nice to be here again.
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Because everybody's an actor in the population, there's a lot of people looking to be like, I can put my mark on this case. Oh, I can get my picture on the paper, which I do think is true. I think there's a little bit of the beginnings of this idea of like any publicity is good publicity. No, everyone thinks they're living in Chicago.
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And so now they're calling in. And so everything got gummed up. They have no specific forensics because at the time it was a backward science. The body was completely washed clean. They can't figure out what to do. And so now it's, I think that's where we're at.
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You'd think it'd be easier to solve, but what we've talked about on the show time and time again, if it's not somebody that knows the persons directly, it's extremely difficult to figure out.
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Most murder is done by somebody that you know.
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Like 95% of the time.
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That's why it's always the husband. It's always the wife. That's what they look for. But when it's a problem, which is in this case probably true, close to a complete stranger, it's hard to figure it out.
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Oh, just a little couch ride with my sweetheart.
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But I do think that there's a theory that holds of that she was cut for transport because of where she was dumped, specifically because she was in a high populous area. There were people lived around. Yes, there were vacant lots, but she was discovered by people just walking through. People walk through Limerick Park all the time.
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So I do think that there might actually be reason that she was cut in half. And that's why my main theory is that it was done by several people. But we'll get there. We'll get there. But they could have just put straps on her. That's what I do at Rambo.
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Oh, let's go smile, swear like my baby.
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But how does Julie get you into the bath?
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I think that one connection could be to the legal abortion circuit and that they have a guy if this is a mafia hit which I do think that is correct I think that it is involving the mafia on some level is that they bring in an abortion doctor to essentially who's also in the cut to being like how the fuck do we got the psychopath did this to her we need to get rid of this right now we need to do it right now and his first thing is like we put her in two burlap sacks and we go drop her off somewhere sure
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But let's not get too hard.
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That's a whole book about the Black Dahlia that we not even get to about the werewolf murders. And then how it connected back to the three... Frankenstein murders? Eddie, they were the Dr. Frankenstein murders.
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I mean, we had a deal on Wolf of Wall Street where they had to keep Jordan Belfort off set because he kept trying to show up.
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Okay, okay. I love JFK, my own. You know, I love Jesus Christ. It's the only Catholic president. I would never kill a Catholic president. I'd never do that, okay? I was down there because I like slime. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Remember, I just always want to say this. These, what we consider to be big cover-ups, my belief will always be that they're small and that we're looking at as human. It's like, this makes me wonder whether or not Marilyn Monroe was actually killed just because of the fact that she was connected to, like, it's human. It's a lady that is a famous comedian. kind of like a mess at this point.
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That's when the cannibalism started.
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Like, she seems to be kind of like an out-of-pocket person that you'd want to get whacked, just like Elizabeth Short.
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And then she's been shooping to President and his brother, and she may have probably been around a bunch of different shit and probably was popping off saying all the stuff that she was going to say about the time when she was fucking the president and fucking his brother at the same time.
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It's not her fault. You're right. But still, you get whacked for it.
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We have to do, we got to do the series, buddy.
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Whoa. This is like, you say you don't like mafia stuff, but then some of these things are really fun. I like the mafia murders. I just don't like the, hey, we got to go check out the numbers. Yeah. Go check out the numbers game.
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Well, they invented the numbers. It's the latter. There's too many names. I know, but Bugsy Siegel's fascinating because this is the— You just like him because he invented Vegas. Dude, these are our real forefathers.
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Basically, a lot of these guys came out to L.A. really because they couldn't hack it in New York and Chicago.
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Yeah. And it's an open territory. Yes. And then you come out here too. It's like, and they were also, they would also send people out. They'd be like, all right. Oh, you know, like old sloppy Fred. No, Mickey Cohen.
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And that shows that anything's possible in this town.
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I just, honestly, I looked at all the manuals and I just thought if I believed... Oh, hot water.
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Well, I think Screen Actors Union is a really good way to hire people very quickly, and then you get people that are in dire straits under your control.
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And movie stars and directors haven't changed all that much.
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I love those little girls. Yeah. God damn, I just want to break off a piece of some of them handsome women.
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She was always trying. She was jealous of my contacts.
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Or did he want to be in an affair with Elizabeth Short?
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Mark Hansen, his whole storyline is that he was an immigrant. He was Danish. Yeah, he came in. He was desperate to get in the movies. The way he got in the movies was by distribution, which happens a lot. He got in and what he found, according to people who knew Merck Hansen, he was a family man. He had wife and kids. And when he started, he he considered himself a very honest businessman.
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Like he was trying to set up a way for him in LAPD in L in L.A. that would be successful for forever. And what then happened is that he ran into what happens to anybody that tried to run into any one of these businesses in Los Angeles at the time. You had to speak with various mafia members that would also be members of the police force and all this kind of stuff.
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And it just seems kind of perfunctory and it seemed to be a part of business. A lot of people mark the Florentine Gardens gambling group as to actually be kind of small and kind of low level. And it was considered just to be sort of like casual in terms of what they were doing there. He was really trying to get into show business. That's what he wanted. And make money in show business.
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And then what happened is that he got addicted. To ladies.
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Just go and turn on some Count Basie. Go get some... I love this. The new song I like was Near You. It's a very kind of... Like when we talked about how every song from the 1940s in the right context is truly frightening because it's just... I was just looking at these and just like I was looking at pictures of Elizabeth Short over and over again. Just remember that.
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It's all like, I want to sing...
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Because his last name is Granland.
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Yeah, seriously. Can we hold a moment of silence and say...
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The wife left him. Why? I don't know. It seems that like we have a lot of friends that have run nightclubs, but it seems that when you run a nightclub.
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I mean, back in the day, we've known people that I know people that have. Yeah. And we it does seem to hurt your relationships because what happened was is that he fell in love again with the biz, which is always like the worst thing for a business owner, especially in show business. where he became really into this idea of, oh, I can control all of these young women.
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They're being really nice to me and they're flirting with me because I have something to give them. And then he started renting his own apartment Right behind the place. And his wife had left him. And then eventually, because they were there with him. And when the family left, he's like, oh, I'll just bring the chicks in here. Yeah. So they started hanging around.
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I feel nothing. The key is to have a sub's inclination to be embarrassed and then the lack of shame to hold anything back. That's the key, is that you've got to be able to come to Los Angeles, eat shit, and like it.
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And now what we know, because what do we know about Elizabeth Short? She pretended to want to be an actress. Yeah. She did not actually. She talked about it a lot. She talked about it. But she didn't actually want to be one. So Mark Hanson was sold originally on this idea that, well, this is Beth. She's here. She wants to be a dancer. And Mark Hanson fell. Yeah. So, butt deep in love with her.
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You beat me.
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Technically, Mark Hansen was doing the more of the Romeo, what they call Romeo grift or Romeo con for pimps versus coercive.
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It's more like, of all the girls, which seemed to happen to Beth Short quite a bit, is that he...
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chose her specially like the other girls he was just trying to fuck yeah but then when and turn out yes but when he met elizabeth short he fell in love yes like it was something else like he became obsessed with yeah but guys like that it probably happens to him like once a month yes but then they don't turn into the black dahlia which is the you know always the kind of issue with all of these stories in this episode yeah but mark again mark hansen didn't turn into the black dahlia
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Because remember there was also one of the theories, it's because Elizabeth Short said that her pussy was destroyed? Well, that was just proven. Yeah, of course, yes. But it was one of the weird lines that she gave. One was that she was a virgin, and the other one was just like, my vagina doesn't work.
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So this is the final run. This is the story of Fire Walk With Me. Yeah. Like, literally. So she... And right now, we just have flashes.
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Oh, those murky, murky waters. Murky, murky Black Dahlia waters. I have been up to my nipples. That's deep.
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Well, it's because she... really was... She was homeless. She basically was homeless. And at this point, what they truly say is once the soldier storyline for her ended, she really was kind of left to the winds. So that's a
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Part of what they say that she was probably doing when she was making all the phone calls in the hotel was that she was calling every old soldier that she had known from back in the day. Can you send me money? Can we do this? And she was really kind of speed running toward the end of her life. But it sounds like the conflict that got her kicked out of the house was...
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was also kind of indicative of why Beth Short was considered to be an intense, sometimes people would say difficult person, because she kind of wanted it both ways a little bit. So she wanted Mark Hansen to be in love with her. So she'd play that angle up for a while and then hold out, which is, is her right. She's allowed to do it. Made Mark Hansen angry. Eventually he's like, all right, fuck it.
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He tried to move on. New girl comes in. New object of Mark Hansen's affections. She flips out saying all of the stuff being like, she's going through my bags. She's trying to steal my stuff. And he's all like, why don't you just go?
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And then that's when she that is like apparently what it started a bunch of drama because that's what happens when you put all of the showgirls that you're having sex with in one apartment.
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And that's just like, I'm just going to say this as a producer.
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don't do that well there's also i mean half of the houses that are like a million five in hollywood right now would just hold actresses for producers oh dude if you go up and down i always think about on rampart when you go up to like they used to have these furnished housing and that's like where all of this shit kind of happened they used to have actors housing where they used to kind of put them weirdly like in tenements where they were just all hanging out they owned you
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Because we've been obviously kind of going over all the theories about the murder. Last week, we talked a little bit about the Black Dahlia Avenger. We brought them in. We know that at this point in the case, when everyone arrives and they are shocked by the body of Elizabeth Short, The conspiracy and the cover-up kicks in immediately. Now, what we want to do is, like, we don't know necessarily.
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But it's also kind of got, though, in a way, though, that contract system must have been kind of fun. Like, you hear, like, all those Ernest Borgnine types, because you show up, you have no idea what part you're playing. You're like, oh, I guess I'm a farmer today. And you're like, oh, I guess I'm a coal miner today. Like, that kind of stuff is fun.
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And then you're an alien, and then you're something else. It's kind of, you know. It's like improv class. Yeah.
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Yeah, a damn cop lover. Lola Titus, have you researched into her at all? Mm-hmm. Fuck some woman. She was a, She was his Rubenesque affair. Like he was like super into this lady and she was known for like, she'd get naked at the drop of a hat. She was like, she's a fun lady. Yeah. A lot of energy.
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Just understand that this is why this case is so difficult because it's just, everybody's a villain. Yeah. No one's telling the truth. It is the, it's like dealing with the CIA. No one is, no, you don't know what anybody's actual story is.
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This really probably has nothing to do with the Black Dahlia directly.
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It's more just showing that Mark Hanson had definitely had a relationship with the police, which means that he was more than more than probably an informant, which would mean that if Finnis Brown work for Mark Hanson or was like a bag man for Mark Hanson, it's like he was then conversely working for a gangster that was also working for the police.
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It's the truth. This is what we're in the middle of. This is what I'm trying to explain.
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I won't give it to you. I won't give it to you because it's mean. And again, the magician theory has not proven out.
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That I enjoy.
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Or do you want to go get some flowers and make me a vase?
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All right, how about you? What way do you want me to get dressed? One sock? One glove?
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Oh, you want me to cover my pussy, huh? Can you smell it? Yes.
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Marcus is sure. Marcus, he likes his suspects.
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I also brought this pot of beef stroganoff from home.
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And that's fucking, honestly, what a fucking lie. I have never heard a producer say no. anything like that no to anybody i know like that's just like that's never that ploy has never been used in this city ever like this i mean who do they think we are here i am so sick of my cherished art being slammed in this way how fucking dare you because i was never given the opportunity yeah you were
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yes actually the one time I was but it wasn't how I wanted it it was never some big busty milf saying well you know these tits aren't gonna suck themselves or should I say oh what else Mr. Babe Ruth like I'm auditioning for Babe Ruth no it was a man yeah yeah and you said no yep and look where you are now I made the error of having taste and and pride and I'll never do it again
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Lola Titus was one of those girls, and in her exact words, she said, quote, I made up my mind that he was either going to love me, marry me, or take care of me, or I was going to kill him.
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What do you mean? I just thought I had moxie. I thought I was going to go to Southern California State Hospital for the big titty.
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Oh, it's not fucking something happened. That's also I feel like it's really weird.
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I would imagine they just put her away into it. It just really kind of I thought it's interesting that she went to a state hospital instead of jail.
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I cast a little doubt in my own mind, but really what we're trying to set up in this episode is the atmosphere that caused the Black Dahlia murder. Without the corruption of Los Angeles Police Department and show business and all of it put together, this doesn't happen.
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This feels like it's too much of a writerly version of what they wish kind of way that they could explain it.
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I think that what you're saying is half right. I think that the second half is right. I think that they would like to portray her
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as this interconnected high-end call girl that was super sophisticated i don't think she was a call girl at all no i don't think so either i think that she never did it for money i think she was just surviving and i think that she really just had a taste for dangerous people and it got her quite a lot of trouble you know she could have been an escort not a sex worker Just someone to be seen with.
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I think she just liked guys. Yeah, I think she just liked... And nice things.
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She liked nice clothes. She wore her perfume. I think that it wasn't... She didn't have highfalutin ideas in that way. I think that she was literally just trying to survive.
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Thank you, Mr. Hansen's fake lawyer. Thank you for pointing this out. Yeah, it's because his cutting hand does this. Shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky. You know what? I think what you're saying is correct. The answer is in this clip. Yes. That's where the answer is, is here.
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It's somewhere in this miasma of dudes that she met during her time around Mark Hansen, the Florentine Gardens, and all of this stuff that is connected around it. And that's where I think that we're stumbling into is that these places are just where a lot of guys that no one wants to talk about that are in the same room and they don't want people to know that they're all in the same room.
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And it's like she's just was a big old like tying everybody together. She was the rug that tied the room together.
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She turned down Hanson probably. Well, think about, you know, like they're the way the city opens up to the right star. You know, Scarlett Johansson arrived. I think about it in that way. We're like these people. I mean, most of them were industry plants. But when someone just shows up. Right. That's just a simply very beautiful, charismatic woman, especially in these businesses.
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things can go really far for you very quickly. And I think that's kind of is what happened to her in a way too. I think because she was so hot and so desirable and to many men like that also just kind of fired up everything around everywhere she'd go. It's like everywhere she went, she started a fire.
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Yeah. Black Dahlia, man.
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This next section of this whole story is so fascinating. I just find this all so fascinating. But the breakdown of Dr. Deriver is because right now this is the rise and fall of Dr. Deriver.
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And he did have some approval. But very little approval for what he was doing. So, Deriver was hired by the LAPD. You know, he ran the sexual offenders unit.
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He was putting this all together. And eventually, they just kind of like, he was just kind of off-road. And so, eventually, he was just like, I know exactly how to catch this criminal. And the first thing he did was like, we must beat him. We must encourage a tet-a-tet. You know that the Black Dahlia Avenger will have no, no way to not respond if we tell everybody we think he's a dum-dum.
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It's a trap.
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You have never met a man as sinister as Jeff. Jeff! The worst man I've ever met. My best friend. Jeff.
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He went to the same hot dog stand she frequented, my friend.
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And in one letter... Dogs, horses, airplanes, octopus, anything you can draw, Jeff was addicted to it. Dangerously so.
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But right before you get your face turned into a hideous clown, you know, macabre display and get sliced in half, it's a lot of fun. Yeah.
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As you can see here, these two round lobes might just be a butt. drawn by my best friend and enemy, Jeff. Jeff!
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With a horse.
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With a fish. Many things can be made love to that are inappropriate, depending on where you're from.
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Downtown. Downtown where? Jephthah. You ever been to Jephthah? My best friend was from there. His name was Jephthah.
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And the beginning of this was just letters. Yeah. So he opened this up and he started writing back and forth with Jack Zand. And he's like, literally is like, yes, we ought to put it. This is the answer I have been looking for.
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I do kind of believe, it's kind of a funny idea of being like, gangsta squad, and you go out there and solve this case. And they're all like, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir. And they're all just like trying to get in the elevator at the same time. They all try to get in the same car. Tommy gun shooting in the ground.
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Who's sitting in the garage? I'm sitting in the garage. I want to be in the trunk. I'm riding on the top of him on the hood. I'm making siren noises. I'm making the siren.
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We need to get organized.
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Gangster squad, on it.
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Which they denied. They denied they ever sent a cop to go look at them. But, you know, it's all who's saying what.
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Because you could either end up Charlie Chaplin or you could end up... Donnie Chaplin.
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Yeah, take a look at my hips. A one and a two and a three and a four and a... I'm just buying time to the end of class. I view him as the he's Rob Schneider from Home Alone 2. He's got the bellhop. We're going to be discovering the bellhop mafia. There's a lot of these things go flying around here.
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But it is funny because they all like kind of talk about as soon as the word bellhop comes up and all of these are like.
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That's who's got all the information. It's just the idea of, are every bellhop just somebody who's stealing out of bags and looking through people's purses?
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He knows the pimp. I would never say the bellhop's the pimp.
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And that's what's nice about a one-stop shop.
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That was the difference about 1940s sex parties, I think. They played with balls, though. Yeah.
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But think about that. I think that's why they were like, because Mark Hanson got all into the world of like 1940s sex parties. And I really feel like the main difference is just like, it's where they learned about sucking balls.
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Well, we're going to we are, you know, this is a breakout of the story. We're going to come back to Leslie Dillon right now, but just know that we are going to touch upon some of the other subjects. But George Hodel was so fully covered in the Root of Evil podcast. It's kind of hard for us to shoehorn him in here, but we'll figure it out.
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Eddie, I'll allow it because it's almost Christmas. It is funny because I've never, I never did the Black Dahlia deep dive. Yeah, I didn't either. It was like one of those true crime things that I kind of thought, I think it's because as we were getting deeper into true crime as a person. Yeah. First of all, it was like more into serial killers.
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Also, remember, his voice, one of the big things, too, is that his voice sounded just like, that's why I'm doing the voice like that. He's the caller. Yeah. That's what they said. He sounded the smooth, modulated tones that are called as the Black Dahlia Avenger that have talked to Jimmy Richardson.
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Yeah, there was the one story he was obsessed with apparently that he collected all the articles on of a girl that had gotten her tooth shot out of her mouth from a BB gun. Yeah.
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True crime was... This is a joke. True crime has been a massive genre forever.
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And with the rise of the American gangster, like, when we covered Bonnie and Clyde, you find out that, like, you know, it had made a whole, like, sex-filled industry of true crime where people, they were viewed as stars and people loved, like, paying attention to them.
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this is the man and thus began the effort to lure dylan back to california deriver contacted dylan and asked him to meet which is also so stupid this whole thing is like like this is the thing it's like on one half it's like this tete-a-tete between investigator and criminal and the other half it amounts to one of the dumbest series of interactions i've ever seen between two humans it's
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Yeah, very different than California.
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You want to do it all the way, because if you leave some blood in it, it gets stinky.
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The key is to make her entirely empty.
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Doing time-tested trials to see how quickly it would take for me to saw a woman in half, surgically incredibly.
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What if instead we posited, like, this is very harsh language, right? And we love the LAPD. We're not trying to remotely criticize the LAPD in any way, right, Eddie?
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Yes, Jeff is the worst bastard I've ever met. Do you mind? Running a bath for me, Dr. Deriver?
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Absolutely. I would love to run the bobbliest bath you've ever had. Would you like me to first help you undress?
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You're sitting in a hotel room together, hanging out, and there's a moment of silence. It's like, why do you think the black dolly was cut in half?
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Have you thought about a ruler, my friend? Before we get too far, because I do appreciate your curiosity, but have you ever even thought about maybe putting a banana for sizing reference? That's how you would know how shallow or deep your penis can be.
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Yes, yes. But I think that more, a way to kind of put this more gently is that the LAPD came and were taught improv classes by mafia men. And then when that did was in that play acting, in that yes and like scenario, they then ended up committing quite a bit of crimes at the time. But it really was about staying in character. Yes. There wasn't many checks and balances out here. No. You're right.
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I'm only a doctor.
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A bit of pressure.
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We've been talking for a period of time. But I'm just looking at you, and I wonder. Now, I'm a doctor. Would you pretty please get naked for me?
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We've had a seven-hour trip. You've taken a 19-hour two-propeller plane flight to Las Vegas. We have now driven to Palm Springs for no reason. Can I see them dangles? Can I see you show me them nipples? My good sir, we got to get naked together.
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See, there's some stories, but then there's the other idea of, like, weirdly... Which I do actually think is true of him going like, yeah, sure. Like he was like, we have to remember. So right now we're playing this. We are going to go through this whole. Dylan's playing a game here. Dylan's a fucking weirdo. Yes. Okay.
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So the idea of going into this weird lodge with this doctor man and then him just saying like, would you please remove your clothes? And then him just going like, yeah, right. Well, he is a doctor.
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I think it was a choice in music on the way we were driving.
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I'm not a pedophile, but I have seen many boy corpses. Yes. Many, many, many, many boy corpses, and sometimes I do seek them out.
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Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap. Little sugar packet. Flap back and forth. Tiny penis. But the key is, you know how he's a doctor. And this is a big, this is a lesson to all my people out there that want to interact with penises. The thing about a micropenis is that if it's slightly small, you know, whatever, a micropenis, you want to treat that thing with respect. Because if you don't,
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That thing that's attached to that thing is going to fucking kill you.
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Which is why the only way I can reveal it is through the newspaper.
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Well, it's weird, but he's posturing. He is acting to the deriver that he is the person who killed Black Dahlia. he is playing he's saying I'm I didn't do it Jeff did it Jeff yeah and so he's saying but I think weirdly though I think well it depends on if you want to go with my theory or not
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It depends, because in my theory, if he's innocent, if Leslie Dillon's innocent, this is just all because he's a fucking freak-a-leek fucking guy that you just, you know, that just happened to be just curious enough to be in a Palm Springs lodge with a criminologist that he just met over a letter and he's just now here.
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I can see you just arrived here to be personally investigated as the Black Dahlia murder. I don't know if it's that far back. Beyond the pale that you just show him your micropenis and go, what do you think of that?
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It's very unforgiving.
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Well, this is also deciding whether or not they did have control questions. We don't know whether or not these control questions actually existed.
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Not Jeff. Not a J. Unfortunately, that was supposed to be the smile.
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There's also one side of the story that says, according to Leslie Dillon, I never said that. And there's supposed to be a recording saying that he never said it. But then there's another thing saying, oh, no, it just changed after he changed his answers after the fact.
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Well, this is the thing. He freaked his way into this situation, and then he couldn't seem to figure out how to freak his way out. No. So he's now...
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in there and now they're like you've told them a bunch of really cryptic shit that you are playing some psychological game trying to insert yourself into either you are the Black Dahlia murderer or you're trying to insert yourself into the story for some reason but now you're just like you're just allowing them to just own you and it's like all of a sudden you realize he's like oh shit this is starting to get more and more serious okay good thanks glad I gave you all this information I'll see you later back to Miami why is this door locked
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If you saw this in a movie, you'd be like, that's the corniest shit. That doesn't happen.
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Can't wait for this one. On one side of it, it's like, He's a total absolute madman murderer, and then there's the other side of it being like, this man is chaos itself. This is a desk clamp.
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Yeah. That's why they call me Tootsie. The nap man.
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But also he could be using it... I heard one theory, but it kind of makes sense. It's for autoerotic asphyxiation. He might have. That's a possibility.
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Some of it was disorganized. How so? Bad scheduling. Poor catering.
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And this is where Deriver was like, he got so hard. Yeah. He was just like, yes, multiple personalities.
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Is it a Hitler mustache in 1933? Because I don't think it is. I think you'd call it a Lincoln mustache. No, you'd call it a chaplain. Lincoln didn't have that mustache. The hat. What? The mustache looks like a hat for the lips. That's...
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There's no evidence. There's no physical evidence that connects them to the scene of the crime. Deriver destroyed all ways of making a legitimate investigation by doing this way. This is why, unfortunately, even though I love that he's a maverick, and I love his style, and I like the fact that he decided to beg for forgiveness instead of ask for permission. That's my style. I enjoy that.
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But he legitimately... Fucked up everything. Yeah. And so this guy, he also was, I'm going to be fair and say Deriver was also going like, well, you sure you didn't kill the Black Dahlia? Like he was like pressuring this other psychopath that was like, while it was just Deriver and the gangster squad, it kind of felt like maybe a game. And then they tortured him a bunch. Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm Jeff. Yeah, I'm a 40-year-old busboy, pulp fiction writer, and I'm a failed actor turned cosmetic salesman. What's going on? Yeah. You guys got a problem? What's the big deal here? Why is everybody so angry? And he actually was a friend of Leslie Dillon. Oh, yeah, I know Leslie. Yeah, yeah, he wishes it was me. Half the time, because I'm awesome.
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Is my buddy Leslie in trouble or something? Is something going on? Did he take like the wrong hors d'oeuvres or something from a restaurant? What's going on here? I'm Jeff. I wanted to be an actor, but now I'm a cosmetic salesman, so I don't really know what the big deal is. He didn't cut a woman in half, did he? Did he?
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I just thought it was kind of like a funny story or whatever.
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That is true, though. Yeah. That was a part of the hook. Sure. To get him to come to Vegas. Oh, yeah. Was him being like, yes, of course I'll hire this suspect for the Black Dahlia murder. Yeah.
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You want some ice cream? How do you want a popsicle? It might be hard next to your fucking heater. Listen, though, I'll get you a little bit of ice cream if you just admitted to the murder, if you did the Black Dahlia murder, okay? Want some Dippin' Dots? You feeling okay there, buddy?
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He still won. They're like, you're bad at it and you're a bad person, but I can't fire you. God damn it, you're attractive.
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I mean, that's easy to do. You just go to Turkey and you spend $8,000 to get it.
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No, no, no.
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And I hung out with everybody. You know, Liz, she came over. We were hanging out. It was us, Sean Wayne. We were hanging out, and we were just having a blast. We took the Hindenburg, and we took it to Lenny Dykstra's house, who's soon going to be a Mets player about 40 years from now. Yeah, can you cash a check for me?
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And him and Leslie were very similar. They were like two buddies. Yeah. They're very similar in that way.
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Is it bad to say that I feel like these guys are my two wolves? No. Like inside of me that I have a Leslie Dillon in me and I have a Jeff Connors in me.
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Part 3! We're gonna, I still wonder, can the killer of Elizabeth Short be both the same man?
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that impetuously tortured her beat her to death in disorganized fashion right ragged face cuts uh all of the weird sexual play all this like the kind of what the marks of a disorganized killer and can they also be the same person that will surgically put them in half like literally cut them in half and dispose of them and i still don't know if it can be just one man Well, it seems hard. It does.
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I bleed when I put together an Ikea-like chair. But there's a lot left to cover here. We got this... Right now, to me, it seems like it's clearly fucking Leslie. But there is... It's cloudy. It's murky.
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It's cloudy.
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And we're going to come through with some couple, I've got a couple other suspects under my belt that I want to talk about eventually too, because there's a lot of fucking guys out there because we didn't even get to the butchers.
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We haven't talked about the werewolf murders. We haven't talked about like, it's kind of crazy, dude. It's getting, it just, this is one of those things that just keeps going.
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And I'm loving this, you know, I love this story about this dead woman. Go to patreon.com slash last podcast on the web to watch us scream. We can flop around. Go to twitch.tv slash LPN TV because we are, I guess it's already past it. We did the LPN Funhouse last night. Yeah. And I'm upset with my choices. I don't even know what I'm doing yet. Because we're about to go in to do it.
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Like then I found the Zodiac and I had seen pictures of the Black Dahlia corpse. And it wasn't until now that like it's kind of then the last podcast got going and And I started thinking like, you know, we'll get there. Yeah, eventually. You know, so I don't need to look into it now. And now I realize like why it's like this. It's very confusing. I am so deep in. I'm losing my fucking mind.
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Because it's in the future, but it's in the past. Yeah.
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Can't wait to see all of you. And hail, sweet Satan. Oh, and how game?
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kind of assholes buying the toilet paper hey how much funny would it be like let's say yeah i mean this is all bad though but at the same time it kind of be fun to go in as a businessman you you're mad at the cops buy all the toilet paper now they all got shit dry man imagine 1940s toilet paper i'm pretty certain it was made out of hemp
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Yeah, see? Yeah. We're coming for you. We're coming for your dice, see? Listen, nothing Hitler about my mustache. All right? This is America's mustache. This is Frank's mustache. That's what it needs to be called. Yeah. You know that Hitler apparently shaved the mustache down in order to fit into a gas mask. Really? That's what they said according to him. That's what Hitler said.
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And if you want to trust him, which I do, why not just shave the whole mustache? Because you need a little bit of something.
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Wow. That's fascinating. I didn't even realize that that's where he shows up. Wow.
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And the gangster squad is interesting because a lot of them are pretty fat. Which actually, I like a fat cop. I think a fat cop is great because it means they think a lot. Yeah, and you can get away from them.
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I'm doing the thing where I'm seeing her face everywhere. I'm talking about hacking tits off everywhere all the time. It's getting a bit of a verbal tick of mine. And then what I did last night. Verbal tit? Last night, what I did is that I wanted to really get in the headspace. Just started waving knives around the kitchen. Yeah.
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Yeah, we respond from the office and my toilet. But these guys were very, it's going to get deep into the murky worlds because these were now supposed to be the new good guys. Yeah.
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Yeah, who's not on the take.
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But then it turns out a lot of those guys, What is the term? You have to be careful when fighting monsters to not become one yourself.
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Of course. And so the gangster squad would then go to bend quite a bit of the rules to do this very honest work.
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It's kind of like using a dental dam, right? You want to get at that pussy, man. You brought it back up into my mind. You brought it back. That's all the Constitution is. Yeah. Right? Because the pussy is crime, right?
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
You know, I've been waiting to say that myself. You can right now. Practice, Eddie. Holy hell, someone cut this woman in half. No, he's a girl. A woman can vote. Holy hell, someone cut this girl in half. Yeah, let me try. Let me try. Let me try. Holy hell, someone's cut this girl in half. Less happy. Oh, I thought it was announcing it to the neighborhood.
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the mystery begins.
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Goddamn right.
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Holy hell, someone's cut this girl right in. Let me get my ruler.
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
It was perfectly cut between the vertebrae as well. So it would not have scored any of the various organs that would have been there in the first place. So it probably was done by somebody who's done it before. You know, I just found out about the true waist, you know, because I like wearing my pants below my belt, below my belly and stuff. And they're like, oh, I think I have a 36.
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But they're like, no, no, no, no, you're 49. I was like, no, this is my waist. Like, that's not your waist. No one tells fat guys this. I have four waists. I have my main, what I consider my youth waist, which is pinching my fat around where my belly button is, right, in order for my pants to stay up because my belly is inherently soft, right?
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But then I have my top, top waist, which is right under my tits, which I will eventually get to, but I do, I should have, I should be killing some communists in a war somewhere first. And then I'm not. But then you have the under the belly waist, which is the best one. That's only when it's 70. Then I get the suspenders over the waist through my shoulders.
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
And once the suspenders are involved, fourth waist becomes the shoulders, which is where the pants do indeed lie, because that's where the weight of the suspenders is. That's great.
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
And I want to say thank you, Marcus, for sending me all the pictures because I was looking online. I couldn't find the proper uncensored pictures of the of the body because I want to I want to look at it.
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
I think it's important. And I was really thankful because Marcus went to his books that he had him in and he took pictures of them and sent them to me. And then I got a really fun iPhone album picture album.
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Or maybe since we made this city out of nothing, built it upon nightmares that you thought were dreams. You know, there was like full on like a weird inquisition around here.
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set to the top of my like literally where it's just like memories from l.a 42 yeah and it's just a set to like no reason you know they chose a song some random song because it's short yeah it thinks wow that's what it fucking is and then they got it's just this her pictures of her corpse yeah just rolling through so Thanks, Apple.
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
I'll send them to you in an album. I'm actually going to get them printed. Put them in my pillowcases like you used to do in college. What we're going to do is we're going to include them in our new advertising partner, StoryWorth. story of all different types of your home and your family. You can put any sorts of pictures from the morgue in there that you want.
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You can add whatever you want to it. That's the point.
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Her organs were gone and her bass drum couldn't be found either.
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I'll just be in my little corner.
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And if you look at the scene, I think that's why it's also important to have the full scope of the crime scene pictures is it really was on display. Like this was not hidden behind anything. It wasn't dumped on a lot. Like sometimes people like when they do these sorts of ornate things. When they do an ornate crime scene like this, it's normally where the crime happened. Look at BTK.
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This is the Last Podcast. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started.
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Look at the Boston Strangler, whether or not it was Albert DeSalvo. It's normally there. This person brought it out and put it in an empty field. So it really looks like, unfortunately.
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But it feels like a theatrical piece. Like it legitimately feels like a horrible piece of art the way you see it walking down the way it comes. Like there's a little lump of a slope of a hill and then she's laying right there. So it's like it reminds me of the opening sequence of Blue Velvet. Yeah.
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I've seen some horrible things. Extra, extra. Read all about it. Oh, my God. Oh, God.
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This is a story that really gets the hairs, which is a lot. Yeah, I'm standing on the back of my... It's the carpet of your back. Yes, it stands. I'm growing two times the size. I'm turning into a calico cat. But this story, I don't know what the hell it is about at this time.
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Never read a newspaper again. You don't want to know what happens at 4 a.m. in Los Angeles. I've seen so many horrible things. I saw my mom punch my dad. I saw my dad punch my grandma. I saw myself punch myself because, hey, I'm annoying as fuck.
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See, in L.A., even the fucking morgue guys are hilarious. Everybody's funny.
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Maybe I should have a bit of lunch first. Yeah!
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Yeah, it's very, actually, I don't know how, but it kind of got scrubbed. I think it's because of the true graphicness of the pictures, and it's hard, because they just won't show up in the Google searches. But meanwhile, like, Jodi Arias' butthole is right there.
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I guess so, maybe, but Jodi Arias' butthole, I guess because it's... Nice. And it's different, right? I guess in that way, it's different. I mean, there's no pictures of the dude's body, right? No, no, they censor those, yeah.
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It really was, man. These stories are great. All these fucking old guys, like, this is back when people, like, I don't know, man, these made-up rules. Yeah. Man, I am honestly surprised that they did that much to cover it up. It was very brutal back then.
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Yeah. It's the worst footage I've ever seen of the Holocaust, and it just- Billy Wilder? Billy Wilder. And it just plays in movie theaters as children are watching it. It's terrifying. Have you ever seen the photographs of Ouija?
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
And I think it's because of all of the David Lynch I have consumed over all the years that since we have gotten to this point, Twin Peaks season three, this whole storyline, I did not realize is essentially Fire Walk With Me. Yeah.
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And they had, like, weird, the tabloids were all, like, murder scenes, too, back then. I also think back in the day, more people, like, I think, maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like from the 30s to, like, 20s to the 40s, like, more people on an everyday basis had to, like, kill one of their own pets. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Where, like, people were a little harder edged during this time period.
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A lot more people have killed people in theater of war between World War I and World War II. Yeah. And so a lot more people have seen a lot more violence and it was a lot more normalized, I think, maybe. Absolutely. And then life was just harder.
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Yeah.
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So we just were kind of coddled a little bit in this day and age where we don't necessarily have to go whack a bunch of kittens because they're fucking fucking with the livestock or stuff like you had to do. Yeah.
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But Prue from Great British, Bake Off, Breaking Show, they gave her shit because she had to drown a bunch of kittens. And that's largely just because they do that in the UK for fun. You can't blame that. It's a society. It's a cancel culture. Things change. There's almost something to live for these days.
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Yeah, sometimes I'm so competitive I'd be standing up. That's what I do. I'd learn how to do it. I could pee out my belly button. I'm mostly man, but I'm woman enough to smack you in the mouth. She once smacked the editor of her paper in the face with a fish. Yeah, she's fun. Aggie Underwood is a fun lady.
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Perfect. Yeah. That was my dream. No one wanted to exploit me.
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You mean to tell me I can't buy a pair of stockings? How am I supposed to keep these tits up for the grocery store?
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
And it's frightening. There's something very spooky about the mystery around Elizabeth Short. It reminds me a lot of the Elisa Lam story. It also reminds me of JonBenet Ramsey quite a bit. This is one of the most famous murders of all time, correct? Sure, and American.
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No shoes. I don't even wipe when I go to the bathroom.
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Just so you know, I'll fuck your wife. You don't think I'm a man? Sit on this cigar. Yeah, come on. Yeah, nice. Yeah, now do a little dance for me. All right, now I got a cigar strapped to the front of me.
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Wrap it up, boys. I X-nayed my gag reflex in the elementary school.
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You know, have you ever swung a sawed-off bat?
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Oh, my God.
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If you cut the handle off a bat and you just got the fat part of a bat, that fucker swings, dude. My buddy's dad, you know, who taught us how to fight, he always had one in his backseat of his car. And I remember him showing us. He was like, whoa, man, you could really take someone out with this. He was the same guy who gave me a cue ball the day I got my car.
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He's like, keep it in your trunk in case someone ever tries to run from you. Yeah.
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Why are they running from me? What do I do?
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And this is why we kind of, like, I like that you chose this angle to begin the story with, like, kind of talking about where the story even came from, because we're people telling the story, and now we get to fuck it up.
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No, Aggie wasn't fucking, she was going for it.
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Another girl can get cut in half every other week as far as I'm concerned. But this girl's mine. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. I killed a bird. Fluorescent lighting is going to ruin this business. I like lantern light. I like the smell of gasoline in here.
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So I guess I'm not ordering dessert then. I was going to, oh, I had my salad earlier. Do you think before they cut her in half she was called Elizabeth Tall? No! Come on, everybody. Come on. Milton Berle's my cousin.
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I actually do notice that. They do say that on the thing. Her anus was super dilated. But we're going to get to it. Don't you worry, you anus heads. She was in butt labor for some time. It's horrible. Bad things happen to her butt. Bad things that dudes want to do. All right, well, I take it back. Okay.
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Canopy said that he didn't... This is disgusting. It's not that he, quote unquote, he filled her stomach with feces, but probably fed her feces. This thesis. Quite possibly. And they're also now kind of, there's one kind of talk that it might have been fertilizer.
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Was their stomach cut open? No. So there was just poop in the stomach.
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So it had to have been fed to her.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. That's how that gets in mine. Yeah. They do that thing where you eat reverse poop. You eat like a cultured poop and it does something for your poop. You know what I'm talking about?
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I'm talking about eating human shit. Full on. Uncut. Yeah, I just eat dog shit. That's different. That's because he likes dogs. He's a dog person. I'm a people guy.
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
I'm grossed out by human shit. Dog shit, I could care less. I flip. They always say, oh, a dog's mouth is cleaner than yours. Not with what that dog is doing to me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Why were they haphazard and the other thing wasn't haphazard? It was just... She was tortured.
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You could see all of the stuff where the tattoo was cut off to help hide her identity.
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It was. It was put inside of her. But I think that it was the added humiliation where it was put inside of her. But I do believe it served a purpose of it being cut off to immediately hide an identifying mark. Possibly. Now the mouth cuts, were they like clean or was it like brutal?
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So she was probably alive.
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Release the report, Gascon. You got two weeks left to work. Dude, it's not even there, man. And every single time if you read people say that they have a version of it, it's all hearsay. It's all fake.
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But I do find it interesting.
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I mean, it was back in the day when you just burned something and it's gone forever. Well, no, they kept records explicitly. They just, they specifically lost these ones. And it probably has to do with why we're planting a little seed here that the police might have had something to do with it. Blasphemy! I know.
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I'm the first one. I can't even believe I'm saying it. I pray for Brian Thompson's soul every day. I pray he's saved.
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If you aren't ready, you're probably like, no, I know the reason. I know exactly what it is and you don't know anything. That's probably what they would say.
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I thought the whole Miranda ruling was that it was about being okay to be subpar on a sitcom. Whoa. That's a Sex and the City roast for no reason of Miranda. I don't know if you know why. I don't know anything about the show. I just know that she's the weak one. She's the one nobody likes. I think she's beautiful, but she's definitely the one no one wants to be Miranda.
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I know Peloton killed Mr. Big, bro. I do remember. I think that's a spoiler.
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And that spaghet is what gives them the scoops that allows them to put their newspaper ahead of everybody else. So they get not only career-wise, but monetary attention and all of it at once.
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As long as, you know, you're paying off the cops, you can get any story you want. Well, as long as then they all go to jail. You know what I mean? They're still doing it. The dude fucking sold Kobe's pictures, you know?
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Listen, I saw you drive on the median for four miles, but now that I see that you have a badge, you go right on ahead, officer. But not before you kiss me on the mouth. All right.
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Do you have a license to fuck?
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Hanging out. They're hanging out. That's scandalous. Yeah, that's scandalous. I don't know. Because, yeah, that's a Romeo and Juliet style.
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That's where they yell descriptions of a photo through a big bullhorn.
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She's caught in half! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! All right, her right index finger looks like a bunch of spirals! Her middle right finger looks like... Spirals. There's shit in her stomach. Is that helpful? Say it again. What was in her stomach?
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Some kind of shit. Doo-doo. Dookie.
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Now, she was arrested, but not the men she was drinking with. They were of age.
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But they were drinking with a minor.
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Yeah, I don't even think that was a crime at the time. I think they were like, this minor made a decision that she shouldn't have made. To the clink with you.
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Just understand that back in the day, I feel like... It's World War II. We're in the middle of... Yeah, we're in World War II here. World War II. I think that the idea of, like, winning Cutie of the Week... Like always leads to their death.
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There's something about saying now that's the cutest girl that's ever. Oh, no.
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If it's already solved, then it's not. This is Marcus's realm of understanding. It was her father.
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She was wrapped in plastic.
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The second best girl ends up. That's Hillary Clinton. Because she learns. Get better early.
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Yeah, I moved here from Boston. I don't care where my daughter is. You want some alpastor? Yeah, I found this dude. It's this wonderful thing. It's called alpastor. You ever had it? You ever had a taco?
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I ran away. Do not call me.
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Yeah, I'll have a Coke. Also, bring me 20 packs of cigarettes. Bring me the Spider-Man. The last of the terrible men. The last of the terrible men. And we know there's been lots of terrible men since him. He must have been really terrible. You ever see the picture of Jimmy Richardson? No. He's awesome. He looks just like, he reminds me of J. Jonah Jameson.
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He's very similar. Like, he's got a big cigar. He's like chomping on a cigar. And it's all just been like, that girl looks green to me. Yeah.
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All right, you guys ready?
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I want that bet. Hold on a minute. Get the quote. Oh, it's... Oh, my God, my daughter. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. How do I write crying down, Jimmy? Just write tear, tear, tear, blubber, blubber.
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That's what happened to my father at the one time he was gay It's interesting I was reading like got into this deep research on Elizabeth short I find her store I find her interesting and they said there was something that she had which is called the walk and
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that she would do this walk that people said that she'd been doing since she was like 15 or whatever and they said that it would get to the point where they they would see cars get into accidents as she walked down the street they always kind of talked about her about she was just kind of Which we've said many times. She put the base in the walk. She did, yeah. And there's something about this.
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You were born in Texas. You needed to get out of Texas.
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Well, you got the walk.
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It's a bit of a stumbling block. But yeah, Elizabeth Short was just like naturally had this. And the other words they always use for her too is natural vamp. Yeah. They say that there was something about her always that men just flipped out over. She was very...
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good with guys she like was like i guess people talk about like that she would sort of like in a gone girl kind of way where like yeah she was a guy's girl yeah she would hang out with the guys and fucking like she was cool in that way but she could kind of hang out with anybody yes and she was very she was just like that she just was a shapeshifter
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Oh, yeah. Someone made a comment about the Chicago gangsters versus the police. We're like, in Chicago, we pay off the cops and the gangsters do the job. In Los Angeles, the police are the gangsters. Yeah, the hat squad.
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Big deal today.
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Yeah. Yeah, I like her then. What? I think that's cool. It is. It's super cool, yeah. Yeah, but I do, yeah, I get it at the time because she would just, she did have a lot of relationships. Sure. And she did. Kind of used guys.
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And she kind of had a little bit of a thing where she would, like, she liked a soldier. She'd start talking to a soldier.
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Love military guys. I think a lot of times because they were a little bit more... Sometimes I think military guys, on one hand, they're monsters, and on the other hand, sometimes they're extra polite and extra nice. And I think military guys fell for her very easily.
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Very often she would, like, get a meal out of them or a drink or something out of them, and then they'd go to sleep together, and then she'd kind of say, no, I don't want to. And that was a part of what... Of course, at the time, was like one of even the worst sins than actually fucking. Oh, you led men on.
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The tease at the time was so much worse, which is why they keep pointing toward this idea. She must have done something to deserve this.
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And you can't win no matter what. Yeah, you're fucked on all three.
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For some reason, though, that those piles of women also seems to bring many legions of predators.
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Got addicted to drugs, got in a car crash, got pregnant, got un-pregnant, got re-pregnant, then got dead. And they were to believe they didn't even make their audition in Culver City.
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We'll get more detail about her per some of her personal relationships.
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No, not at all. No, but she there was a little bit of a shtick to it where, yes, she was a little gothy. There are some people that say that she was way more gothy than she was. And at the time, there was sort of a redo on what they call Victorian funeral fashion.
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Serious consideration.
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There was kind of a in pop culture that was kind of coming back up like this in terms of like kind of dressing in this gothy way is in a fashion statement. But she also would use like this fabricated sob story quite a bit where she would tell stories of an old fiance that died. We're going to get into all these details. And so partially it fit that character as well.
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Big deal today. We can't. We're, you know, come on.
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You gonna come put flowers on me?
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Also, the Aztec theater is not looking very good recently.
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The one in Los Angeles. No, that's the Mayan. Oh, no, there's also the Aztec, which is a big movie theater.
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I didn't know about it.
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What did your life look at by 40-year-olds who used to be 22-year-olds? What did that shit look like? I remember some of y'all back in the day. I remember some errant nipples. Well, she probably didn't have a kid because there'd be some sort of record of it.
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She my call is she was a lot more attached to Matt Gordon than he was to her. The mother had did not want her in her son's life. And I think that she roasted her by saying this after the fact, saying, oh, I sent notices to everybody, never wanted her to be in her son's life. And then I think her son was also like not necessarily her soulmate to him.
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Like he was not she was not his soulmate, but he was hers.
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Basically, you see, do you really want it? Do you really want to be in a Colgate commercial?
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It's not a movie. We don't really know, and we don't really know what's going on here. This is where it's like... This is where the mystery for me comes from. This is the unknowable person. This is the Laura Palmer of this story where you're watching this person who everybody got a different read on her.
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Everybody said that Elizabeth Short was extremely charismatic, fun to be around, like this party, but then also just got... Really, really, really sad. And she'd have this moody thing. And there was just something about her. I can see her. I don't know what it is. I can see her. And I get what she's doing. She's a myth maker for herself.
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If she had made it through all this, she could have been an artist. She could have been anything. Yeah.
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Reminds me when they call in Mulholland Drive when they call the guy with the big hat. Yeah. She saw some shit probably. Quite possibly.
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I'm going to fix everything. I'm creative on the name choices I give myself. You know, a lot of people call me Brown because of what I do now. But a lot of people call me Red because... It's better because it used to just be man.
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Some guys call me guy. And some people say, please, sir, leave my child alone.
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On account of the hair! It's my hair!
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Poor, poor Red Manley. His guy's a fucking moron who signed up for the wrong, the exact wrong thing. It goes on to ruin his life. He had nothing to do with this whole fucking... And it's just... What do you do when you meet Elizabeth Short?
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Did you see her? She was smoking. His wife? His wife was... beautiful. The reason why we're doing this stupid voice for him is because he looks like Opie.
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Yeah, he's an asshole. He looks like a moron, but she's just this, like, his wife is hot.
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He must have a big schlong. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Maybe. Maybe? He's tall. He's got that fucking egg-shaped head that might mean he has a big, long, weird, foreskin penis.
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You're in a jam and it's no secret. If you're innocent, as you say you are, you tell the whole story. And if you're having anything to hide, people can't help knowing you're telling the truth. That way, you'll get it over with all at once and it won't be kicking around to cause you more trouble.
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What else do I have to say? News movies, and I didn't know, and I'm fucked now. She's hot. What am I supposed to do? Look at me. Look at me for a second. Don't tell my wife. Ah, fuck.
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Yeah, it's called his wife was healing from giving birth to your child.
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That is literally his reason.
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But it turns out, yes, I do. I certainly do.
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You want to make it make it? You want to do it upside down? You want to do it in the booty hole? I've never done it before. I've heard people do it in France.
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Oh, yeah, you got an appointment with your oboe fixer? Well, luckily, my name's Red Manly. Yeah, you know how it is. I didn't think I got that nickname. It was my hair.
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I will say in the last couple days that I've been spending very closely with Elizabeth Short, I would say I would have let her destroy my ever-living life.
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Well, it's because she was trying to, this is her, this is where the mysteries are, right? This is where all the big mysteries are. So she's hanging out with him. We don't really know why she's hanging out with him.
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him yeah like why she found because she just went you she needed a ride yes but even before that it was before that yeah like she was building him up as another i think that elizabeth was in a lot of trouble and was looking for potentially and i mean this in all generosity for somebody else to maybe catch that trouble who was not her or to help her with her trouble and
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be ready to fucking take her to where she needs I don't think Red Manly would have in any way whatsoever been able to like take the blame for whatever it was I mean two men show up to kill me you protect me maybe and maybe something I get away like literally I need cover maybe
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This is unbelievable. We can make noises, boys. We can just make noises.
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LAUGHTER
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She would have definitely been the exact type of woman I would have met in 1940s Los Angeles and said, Oh, you want to go to San Diego? Let's go!
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Oh, yeah. And then there are, quote unquote, what they call the missing week, as we'll get into.
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Honestly, I get scared when I fart. I don't know what I'm supposed to do, even thinking, cut a breast off, you know, cut a breast off. You massage your breasts until you make a child.
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Well, as far as his sensational interview with Aggie Underwood went, Red Manley was quoted as saying, I'll swear on a stack of Bibles and I'll tell my minister too that on January 9th, that was the last time I ever saw Betty Short. I did not kill her, but brother, I'll never cheat on my wife again.
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That's how you stop that. I'd say nip that in the bud. Get them involved in a fucking one of the worst crime scenes in recorded history.
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Yeah, he was like in an insane asylum, right?
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It ruined his life.
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Already pretty fragile as it was, it seems. Didn't know I was hanging on by a thread, I was.
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Yeah.
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Good job, fellas. The thing, though, is that, or is it somebody that wants you to think it's a military man?
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hardly a werewolf type yeah he looks like a fucking cholo if you see his face he's got a goofy face he's got sort of a sad sack look and the fact that he looks he does sort of looks like dagwood he looks exactly like dagwood yeah lake was also good friends with newspaper tycoon william randolph hurst patty hurst grandfather welcome back to the show yeah dude
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They're all like, think about, these are the connections. So this is before Patty Hearst. This is all, it all runs together.
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Except, look at, I mean, actors, especially back in the day, some of these guys were, there was some cryptic shit going on. Have you ever read Hollywood and Babylon or Hollywood Babylon 2? Any of the Kenneth Anger stuff? I know a lot of it is completely exaggerated, but these guys did some fucked up shit. If you look at, you know, we talked about Errol Flynn. There was a lot of weird shit.
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Yeah, where does Elizabeth's murder come from? Is that really the first time somebody ever kills somebody? Do they produce the Black Dahlia? I don't think so, but... No, it's just the way it was done.
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And that's how you always get if you have a problem and you want to get rid of it and you got a way to get to promote them out. That's the best way to do it because it shuts them the fuck up. I mean, she was a deserving candidate.
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Hello! God damn it, who is it? Why are you calling me?
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And so the soft voice replied, Well, Mr. Richardson, I must congratulate you on what the examiner has done in the Black Dahlia case. You seem to have run out of material. Maybe I can be of assistance.
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I'll send you some of the things she had with her when she, shall we say, disappeared.
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See how far you can get with them. And now I must say goodbye. You may be trying to trace this call.
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Here's the Dahlia's belongings. Letter to follow.
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Like their name.
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And then they can keep cutting back to that cautionary tale anytime they like. Because that's what happens when you come to Los Angeles.
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That was true freedom back in the day that you could just mail a package soaked in gasoline. Just postman whistling. I'm liking this package. You don't like smell the hell out of it.
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Turning in Wednesday, January 29th, 10 a.m. Had my fun at police. Black Dahlia Avenger.
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Oh, they're very excited. Yeah. I would be if I was a police officer during this time period.
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Yay, yay, yay, yay.
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You would not give me a square deal. Dahlia killing was justified.
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I wonder if the actual Jack the Ripper has any idea what he did. Yeah, what he started. Yeah, like the fact that this is all tied back and it's all been the same thing. They've been doing this shtick ever since because of him.
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It's very interesting. I'll always like, ah, it's fascinating.
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I like it when they yell at the police.
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And that's important to remember throughout this whole series is how people fucked up as it is. We've seen it with JonBenet Ramsey. We've seen it like people want to be attached to the story because it gives them some meaning. And so we're going to see a lot of that.
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Which doesn't really make sense. Nope. Because it's like, what are you mad about? Nope. To be honest, it sounds like it could be.
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Yeah, exactly. The Blind Dancing Boy. That was a part of all of the biggest hits on the Los Angeles Broadway at the time. Where the whole thing was that people would lie to him where the stage was and everyone would follow him around and see if he tapped at it. And he was the one who, his favorite song, All the World's a Stage. I just wish I could see it. I love that guy.
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It could just be like, fuck you, big dick, too. It could be anything. It could be anything at all. BD was not, I don't think big dick energy was a thing at the time.
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And this is going to ask the audience the same question that Forrest Gump asks. Yes! Do you know what love is? Because she reminds me of Jenny. She reminds me of Jenny. Yeah, Jenny. Now, if you look upon it with hindsight, Jenny's character is complicated. Oh, absolutely. A nightmare. She ruined him. But at the same time, Jenny's the most beautiful name in the whole world.
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And they have to track each one. One down. Because of them, the person probably got away. Oh, yes. And almost you wonder if some of them were written by the people that were surrounding the investigation and all of that.
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Call me a lesbian. During her missing week, she was seen several times with a woman, a very Amazonian blonde woman, and another small brown-haired woman with a lot of makeup.
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Because I think some guys, in many ways, like... were almost jealous of homosexuality just because that's two dicks. Yeah. And two penises, the most powerful things that could be in a room having sex with each other. And that's like what's hard for people to understand. It's like, that was why they have to wrap, they have to kind of put that aside because it's like, two penises, that's awesome.
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That's two men. That's men. Those are men making decisions. Those are businessmen, policemen, officers.
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And there's a dick on the other side of that hole that's his own dick. Also, it's just two less dudes trying to fuck my wife. Yes. Meanwhile, lesbians show they don't need dick.
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And that's not. It's powerful. Yep. Well, that's what they don't like about it.
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I think a lot of times they just make angry guitar music.
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She did give him something to do in the end of his life. That's the thing. She provided tasks, which is the most important thing for a woman to do for a man.
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Yeah, they just get mad. Now there are punishments for it.
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Obstruction of justice, you can, but at the time they'd just be like, get the fuck out of here. Probably beat him a little bit. Probably. I mean, man, they beat fucking everybody. They beat everybody. I was reading about the LAPD at the time. They would talk and investigate new ways to beat people without them leaving physical marks. What were those things? Billy jacks or whatever?
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Leather with a piece of lead in it. And they also would use rubber hoses. Oh, that's where that... I'll beat you with a rubber hose. Well, now I know.
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DeRiver!
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We made up our job, and people sometimes call us as experts. It's the same thing. I've had people ask me, like, legit professors or police officers ask me questions about crime. And it's like, oh, you fucking don't know. You got bamboozled, son. I have to learn from you.
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I love murder. Nah, it's my passion. Criminals are my passion. Sex crimes, my instrument. Every second of it. And God damn it, I can't get enough of it. I like to be up to my my pierced eyebrows and little girl.
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And he's standing right there! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I'm sorry!
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But like all of it, because like there was a little bit of discrepancy, I believe, about Albert Dyer because they said that he might have been too simple to understand. Yeah. And they said that because he was mentally handicapped and they started talking and asking him a bunch of questions and he'd give them a bunch of opposite answers.
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And they're not quite certain maybe in the end if he was real. And then the worst part about creating the California Sexual Offender Register was that it then being used as a massive tool for evils.
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There we go.
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There's a couple of them where it's like, I'll do that anyway. Thank you.
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For free? Oh, the government's paying for this? Yeah.
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Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead. I told you I was here. You invited me. It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.
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All of this shit fucking. I don't know why this stuff creeps me out. Yeah, man. Because I think that as we get deeper into Elizabeth's short story and you see more and more of like.
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The reason why this really hits the David Lynch vibe more than anything, besides the fact that he told the story about how he got hit up by a police officer when later on in life and David Lynch got he said, he's like, I got something to show you something that you'd really want to see. And David Lynch is all right. And then they got dinner at Musso and Frank's. This is according to David Lynch.
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And they're really not super friendly about it. They don't want to talk to you about it because apparently it got nothing to do with the crime anymore. And they're really angry that you keep kind of bringing it up, even though it's one of the most famous pieces of true crime on the face of the planet. You bought the ticket. Take the ride, man.
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And he said they had dinner and they talked about stuff. And he was like, at the end, the police officer looked at David Lynch and said, so you're into the Black Dahlia case. And David Lynch is like, it's sort of the cornerstone of a lot of my work. And he's like.
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I want you to tell me what you think of this and reached into a case and he pulled out a picture of the body of Elizabeth Short lying in the grass. And David Lynch said that he was in front of him. He said he looked at he says he looked at it for 10 minutes. Had he never seen it before? He'd never seen it before. It was a new picture of the Black Dahlia body. And then he took it away.
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And it wasn't until he was at home later on that night that he said, what was the difference? What's wrong with that picture? And he was like, it was that night. The body was not found until the morning.
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Yeah, that is his. So David Lynch has got this. So this whole thing is so fucking mysterious. And we just started it. Yeah. So it seems to me like this person, whoever did it, probably killed a bunch of other people. Maybe. If they were very romantic about it and taking photos of their work and shit. Maybe. Or otherwise just be trying to get away with it. I don't know. I don't know.
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Or it's just one of those where we don't know what patch of grass it was in. I love this. I fucking love this shit.
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But that's why we're going to go through as many of the theories as we can.
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Unsavory men. And save it, yes. And you can go to patreon.com slash last podcast. And if you could watch us yell about this, you can also go and get our, see us live on our stream. 600 episodes of this shit.
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Technically, I do believe with all the numbers all together, it's probably like 645.
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Yeah. But guess what, man? We make the fucking rules. Yeah. And that's what it's like. And that's the problem when the newspapers go rogue because then they make reality, which is what we just did by changing our numbers. We can do whatever we want. And we go to lastpodcastandlive.com. Go see us live. That's right.
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Don't ever be scared after we got shooters running around. This is exactly what we need. Smells like gunpowder in this room. Yes, it does. Smells like my bathroom.
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See, they still are like, but this is my house that I purchased. It's my property. And I'm all like, I'm a true crime podcaster, bro. I have different rules. Yeah. I don't feel any guilt for them. No, I don't feel guilt. Guilt is not what I feel. I'm just telling you what to expect. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Detroit. in april right before 4 20 that's going to be a lot of fun i don't want to get stuck in michigan on 4 20 by the way and um oh dude it's gonna happen we're gonna bring our own stuff too yeah what's like the what's the 4 20 version of devil's night oh everybody goes smokes weed and watch great british baking show until they fall asleep
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And so hail Satan. Do your best to not be black dollied this week.
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But also at the same time, be free.
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She's got her moments. She really does, yeah. And I would have thrown it all away for her. You really would have. God, she would have fucking destroyed you. Exactly my type.
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And this also was at a time period where people believed that that search of happiness and purpose made you an idler, made you a useless member of society, and that you're, even though it's baked into the G.D. Constitution, this idea of a pursuit of happiness, the idea that then, yeah, sure, you're legally and freedom allowed. According to freedom, you're allowed to do it.
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But you should actually be pregnant right now. And so I think all of society, when you look at somebody like Elizabeth Short, I view her very, very empathetically because she just didn't necessarily want to be a mom and a housewife. She wanted to go out and just do whatever the fuck and would do whatever life was going to take you. And unfortunately, it took her. to a vacant lot in Culver City.
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It didn't work for her.
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So we're not allowed to play the sound cue anymore because they've decided to make joy monetized? Just now, before we get into this episode, I think it's really important for you to shut off all the lights in your home. You got to put on that. If you don't have the Lost Highway soundtrack, you go get that shit.
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Oh, my God.
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It's so good.
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Yorambo. Yorambo.
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And this is the time to set way into allow the mystery to take over. David Lynch. This story is central to David Lynch's entire artistic oeuvre.
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Just also remember, I want you also, we've watched the movies. I've went and watched whatever documentary footage I could find. And there is so much bullshit that has been jammed into this story over the years. It is so hard to figure out what is real and what is not real.
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Because there was that big bombshell Apple podcast that came out a couple of years ago that I believe that was called... Black Dahlia? Noi. No! Man, I watched the Brian De Palma movie to prep for this, and it has nothing to do with the story. Absolutely.
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
It's another podcast called Root of Evil that tells the entire story from the perspective of the Hodel family, which is also, we don't know if that's real or not. And that takes it entirely that side and say, this is the only way that guy could be the killer of the Black Dahlia. We're going to see this a lot. So be patient with us, dear listener.
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
We're going to get to your favorite theory at some point. We're going to talk about it. And you just need to know that your favorite theory might not be the number one. But we'll find out, won't we?
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
I'm in my feelings today. I'm in my feelings Henry Zebrowski.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Mommy, I want to go in the field! Play with the flies. Mommy, let me go to the theater. I want to meet the devil, mommy. Mommy, there are flies and that's the coming of the devil.
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
I told you. I told you, Scotty Jr. You can meet the devil when you commit suicide. I'm going to eat the flies. I told you, we have flies at home.
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Because this story is a story that we've danced around over the years and it's come up back and forth, but for number 600...
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Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
These are better. These are covered in blood.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Oh, no, we can't go over there. That's evident.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
I want to play with you!
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
No, Scotty Jr., I told you. We have dead woman wounds and all.