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Side Stories: Pizza Problems

Wed, 27 Nov 2024

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Henry & Eddie serve up this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news, piping hot, fresh out the oven - starting with a quick recap of the boy's recent Humbolt weed-venture, a big RIP to Keto the Killer Whale, Lyle Menendez caught up in bizarre love triangle behind bars, a congressional UAP update, disgruntled Seattle woman murders 67-year-old father on election night, a violent outburst at a Virginia Mod Pizza leaves one worker disemboweled, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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Chapter 1: What Thanksgiving tips do the hosts share?

1.144 - 1.805 Henry Zebrowski

Side stories. Yes.

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20.265 - 42.361 Ed Larson

That's too bad. I'm already, I am already dead. I'm already dead. I'm a dead man. What should I bring to Thanksgiving? Dead man walking. Dead man walking. If you were going to bring a dead man. I'm going to say, if you're going to Thanksgiving this year, a good thing to maybe bring for the whole family is those dental dams. Oh, yeah. Teach your family how to use dental dams this Thanksgiving.

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42.441 - 42.961 Henry Zebrowski

You're right.

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43.061 - 45.523 Ed Larson

You're right. Because it's been so, I've never used one. I've never seen one.

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45.563 - 50.087 Henry Zebrowski

You can use them in a... practically, for to-go food, for leftovers.

50.167 - 60.378 Ed Larson

I think that's a great, great piece of advice. Wrap all your leftovers in it and jam it in your wife. Dude, I think that that's a great, great idea. I think also, it's a good, you know what is really great about dental dams?

60.598 - 60.778 Rob

Mm-hmm.

61.118 - 77.271 Ed Larson

Is that it's a really, really good way to save yourself some calories. for the Thanksgiving meal, so then you get the pleasure and the taste of eating it by putting it... You put the dental dam over your face, you mush the food into the hole where your mouth is, right? Yeah.

77.291 - 86.738 Ed Larson

And you can chew it all around, and you can get the juices sliding through around the dental dam in your mouth, but then you can just spit it out, and that's called a safer form of bulimia.

Chapter 5: How did the hosts' trip to Humboldt County go?

3314.695 - 3337.663 Henry Zebrowski

There will be food left over. Remember when I did the Polish turkey and I stuffed it with kielbasa? That was fucking awesome. Shout out. It was my mom's birthday yesterday. Happy birthday. Mama Kathleen. She would have been 74 years old. If you want to honor my mom, you can go watch our movie How America Killed My Mother directed by Travis Irvine. It's a great holiday watch if you want to cry.

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3337.683 - 3360.07 Henry Zebrowski

You can go to howamericakillmymother.com the URL was still available. Also, don't forget, we are touring. We are hitting the road. We're going to be in New York next week. Philly is sold out. Go ahead and stand outside in the cold. Yeah, you fuckers. Yeah, you missed it. But we'll probably come back to Philly soon. Oh, very much so, yeah.

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3360.09 - 3367.692 Henry Zebrowski

And then also, we're going to be doing, in January, Atlanta. There might be a side story show. It feels like, so I want you all to know,

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3368.914 - 3371.915 Ed Larson

It is not fully set in stone, but I believe it is happening.

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3372.635 - 3372.835 Henry Zebrowski

Yeah.

3372.895 - 3388.9 Ed Larson

Dad's Garage. We're going to be doing side stories. You're going to want to get your tickets for that immediately. Because it's going to be fully improvised, and we're not even going to be coming with stories. We're going to be taking suggestions from the audience itself. Is that what you want to do? Yeah. Fully improvised. All right, so we're doing no work.

3389.2 - 3408.556 Henry Zebrowski

None. That's what he's declaring. No, we're doing improvised shows. I mean, the show at Humboldt was pretty improvised. But we had topics. Yes, we did have a list of things we wanted to hit. But this time we're not going to even do that. Wow. They are going to tell us what to talk about. Okay, that sounds good. It's called Improvtive. What? And then in February, we're going to be in Dallas.

3409.376 - 3411.997 Henry Zebrowski

March, we're going to be in Nashville at the Ryman, baby.

3412.017 - 3413.978 Ed Larson

Dude, cannot wait. Cannot wait to be back.

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