Ed Larson
Appearances
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
There's no place to escape to. This is the Last Podcast on the Left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
I think that works. Oh, my God. Is your Starbucks squirting?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
Hold on, I got to hit my theme music before I come out. Yeah, no, but they took him into custody without incident.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
It's a good present. It's done for you already.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
Should be well if there's no water, by the way.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
And then below the article is this pregnant dog picture.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
What am I? I got all day to think about where I'm parking my knife.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
I can't wait, man. Yeah, I'm definitely going to go in early.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
It's got, well, I mean, lights are easy to attach.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Man, there is no more room in my body. The skin is tight. The skin is tight.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
And today, the story we're going to be covering, the Black Dahlia murder, the most vicious crime to hit Los Angeles since the babes of Inglewood in 1937.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Finally, this is how he keeps his pants up, people.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
I appreciate you not sending me the pictures, by the way. I'll send them to you later.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
I didn't realize her organs were missing. Some of them. Really? Did they ever find them? No. So they might have been sold. Maybe they weren't doing that all the way back there.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
No, they weren't sold. No, no, they weren't.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
I'm just trying to make some money here.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Hey! Now, it was immediately obvious.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah, man, be super sad about that one. Fucking leave those hands on your face in shame for the rest of the fucking episode.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
I feel like it used to be everywhere.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah. You ever see, there's an old, I think Sidney Lumet, who's the guy who did Something Like It Hot? I think it was Sidney. Billy Wilder. Billy Wilder. Billy Wilder did a newsreel about the Holocaust, and I watched it, and it's fucking brutal.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
I didn't have to do it. My dad had to do it.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
It's the best part.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
It implies they're running from the trunk. And the cue ball is so you can throw it at their head. I luckily never had to use it. Today was a good day.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
How come you haven't covered it yet?
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah. Do you think that she wanted to solve it, or is it just a gift that keeps on giving?
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Oh, no, I am talking a lot. No, you know, human shit.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
You know, I think you might have to be in our next Saint episode. Yeah, he really might have.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Why is that? Yeah, any kind of beauty queen.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
The background just here.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
It's some girl who's just used to being second best is now cutie of the week waiting for her. Well, that's the thing.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah, Cleo was a piece of shit. He was a fucking awful man.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
So the mom didn't know that her daughter was dead? No idea. And then got this phone call?
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
It's a beauty contest. And you want to know. And I just need to know a couple of questions.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
How many sailors did she have sex with back in the day?
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Did your daughter have sex with a lot of sailors, man?
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
And that's how they do it. Because one of my legs is shorter than the other one.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Cool.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
The tease.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah, you're either a prude, a tease, or a slut.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah, good. Thank you. You're not going to be alone. You won't be. In memory of Fred Willard.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah, she just happens to be the last person he was with before he went overseas.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
We're the best podcast in the world, and we can't get better fucking noisemakers.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah, he's got the red hair and the freckles.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah, he's probably real Irish. He's probably a boxer.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
That is literally what he said. He said, I wanted to see if I still love my wife.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
I'm actually extremely allergic to period blood.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Maybe she was just mad because they didn't drive the two hours to Los Angeles and stopped in the middle so we could blatantly try and fuck her.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Well, official sighting. Official sighting. At least less. Credible. Credible sighting. And she wasn't killed that night because her body would have been more decomposed, right?
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Like, it would have just been very quick for me. She was like the first suicide girl. Essentially.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
So this kind of points to Mafia, probably.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Mine's sick. Happy 600! The goddamn poppers don't work either. Everything's falling apart. I feel like I'm in a dream.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Now, was she big? Would she be able to carry the body?
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
And what happens to you if you're confessing, Sam? Do you go to jail still? No, they say get out of here.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah, obstruction of justice.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
We're going to make them terrifying? Yeah. One of our researchers put it, it's like he wanted to turn them into actual goblins.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
We're going to talk about some of those sweet men you mentioned earlier.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
We got Atlanta coming up. It's going to be so much fun. The Coca-Cola Roxy. Big ass space. So come and check us out there. And after that, we got, what's after that? We got Dallas in February. We got the Ryman Auditorium in March.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Yeah. Don't let that make you afraid. No. Be free. Like Elizabeth Short. But not just like her. You know, because obviously you don't want the same result. But she was free. And hey, Elizabeth Short, she seems like a really cool person.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
I would have hired her to be a bartender at my restaurant.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Goodbye.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
She's 22. When I was 22, my only goal was to stay alive.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
Did you know I pack my ass full of gunpowder just to make my poo-poos more explosive? How? Revolutionary. Welcome to episode 600 of Last Podcast on the Left.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 600: The Black Dahlia Murder Part I - The Girl from Hollywood
I want the neck.