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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
We're allowed.
We're allowed. Josef Zarkuskis, which was the Zarkuskis family, was a family of Polish murderers, which honestly sounds great. But the most they did it for robbery. They murdered other families. Honestly, this sounds like an amazing story.
Yeah.
We should do this story.
Wow. Quick Wikipedia search. Really just found a new three-part LPN.
Yeah. Kazimierz Polis. Polis, serial killer, pedophile, killed two young boys and an adult man. So not a gold star pedophile. No.
That's a problem. I fucking know.
Judgment on you. And so it looks like if it all, you know, fingers crossed, if this all comes out, if the tests come out right. Jack the Ripper will be Polish, which is the biggest get that the Polish community has had since vegan kielbasa. Yeah, we haven't had it. Is there vegan kielbasa? Unfortunately, yes. But you know where it's really good? What the hell is the name of this restaurant?
The Vegans Place? Apteka. That's where you got to go. It's a vegan Polish place in Pittsburgh called Apteka. Really? It's amazing. Interesting. It's super delicious.
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Chapter 2: Who was Jack the Ripper and what's the Polish connection?
Oh, whatever. That's not what we meant. I mean, I think so. Basically, a lot of incels complain that women change their appearance to fool men into sleeping with them. So they're against stuff like butt pads and makeup. Yeah, because they're losers.
That's the difference. I'm just saying. Yeah. I'm just saying I want that big old butt. Yes. To play with. Yes, for sure.
But I think what's crazy.
I'm a red-blooded man. I would listen to the butt. I'd listen to the butt's thoughts and the butt's opinions and all the butt's dreams. Yes. And I'd spend time with the butt and treat the butt well and create a fucking safe environment for the butt. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Good to hear.
So they said, as someone who personally loves looking like a slutty milf, I just wanted to share that most of the women who I know who wear strong makeup and pads and stuff like that aren't doing it to attract men into sleeping with us. I'm married, so when I go out with my husband, I just like looking like a hot slut. Cool.
I'm Latina, so I don't wear butt pads, but I absolutely wear padded bras because who cares? The people who see me aren't going to see me naked, so why should I care if they feel deceived?
I think you're entirely correct. We're not talking about the men just feeling deceived, though. I think that you're right in terms of you're dressing for other women and you're dressing for yourself. Yeah. But I'm not talking about the anger over the deception. It's more just I want a big old butt. Yes. I want a big old floppy butt I can fucking have fun with and be around.
But usually, you know, I love you, so I don't care what you say. But usually when men have those type of opinions, like you can't wear this shit, it's a control thing. Oh, of course. I know what you're saying.
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