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Side Stories: Christmas Movie Stories

Wed, 25 Dec 2024

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Christmas is here! And there's no better time to roll up a hog's leg and enjoy a nice movie... so this week Henry & Eddie are joined by Santa's favorite degenerate elf Jackie Zebrowski to discuss the best and worst Christmas movies of all time... Happy Holidays from everyone at LPN! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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Chapter 1: What are the best and worst Christmas movies discussed?

1279.592 - 1290.799 Henry Zebrowski

So as we were just looking up Jack Frost, I forgot also specifically about the Santa Claus 3, which stars... And this pains me to say... I watched it a couple years ago. Oh, Moon Unit is a woman? Yeah.

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1291.02 - 1291.78 Henry Zebrowski

As like winter.

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1291.92 - 1297.53 Henry Zebrowski

As Jack Frost. Yeah. Moon Unit Zappa's a woman? Yeah. Sure.

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1298.31 - 1312.714 Henry Zebrowski

I'm not going to answer that question. I have no idea. No, it says a woman. It says an American actress, singer, and author. I don't trust Google. Could be incorrect. That's correct. Looks like a woman. Yep. I'll call it a woman. She's got a little bandana on her.

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1312.754 - 1315.815 Henry Zebrowski

Sorry, I just slid down a moon unit zap hole.

1316.684 - 1318.165 Ed Larson

Whoa, don't tell your wife.

1322.469 - 1333.259 Henry Zebrowski

It just whipped my brain. But I also do like, I am the kind of person, though, that really enjoys like a hallmark, I like a shitty Christmas movie. Well, you love Christmas.

1333.459 - 1341.743 Henry Zebrowski

I like a bad Christmas movie as well. I'll watch a bad Christmas movie. The Lindsay Lohan movie that came out last year where she gets amnesia, that was a lot of fun. The one that came out this year?

1341.763 - 1361.437 Henry Zebrowski

This year, not good. Garbage. And it also was starring Mr. Fitz from Pretty Little Lies. What is the name of this? It's called Falling for Christmas? That was last year's. This year's is Our Little Secret. Yeah, Falling for Christmas. Don't watch Falling for Christmas. Don't worry about it. But it was fun. I enjoyed it. It was fun. If you like shitty Christmas movies. Yes.

Chapter 7: What is the significance of holiday traditions in film?

1982.953 - 1983.814 Henry Zebrowski

That makes a lot of sense.

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1983.974 - 1990.961 Henry Zebrowski

And then rewatching them before the next one would drop. Like, I think that that is why it's more like a tradition that people created for themselves.

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1991.181 - 2012.737 Henry Zebrowski

Also, you know what happened to me with Harry Potter? When the first movie came out, I'm working at a restaurant called Garfield's. It's basically Fridays. It was in the Tallahassee Mall. I remember Garfield's. And Harry Potter, the first Harry Potter movie came out. In the mall, the movie theater was across the hall from Garfield's in the mall on Black Friday.

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2012.817 - 2030.394 Henry Zebrowski

And it was one of the worst days of my whole fucking life. And then we were at like a two-hour wait, and so people started getting the idea to order to go. Oh, Garfield's closed. Thank God. They were awful. But yeah, people got the idea to start ordering to-go food. And so the tickets just started coming in.

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2030.434 - 2051.089 Henry Zebrowski

And people were just eating to-go food in the middle of the fucking mall and throwing it on the ground and shit. It was a fucking disaster. So I think that's where my hatred for Harry Potter comes from. But it's because of the trauma of that day. I understand that. But I do like a Butterbeer. Sure. I like butterbeer with bourbon in it. Oh, well, yeah.

2051.109 - 2059.396 Henry Zebrowski

Well, you've got to have to buy the bourbon separate, and then when the bartender's not looking, you pour it in there. Yeah. Because they're not allowed to serve you a spiked butterbeer.

2059.596 - 2076.31 Henry Zebrowski

But it's much better that way. Much better that way. Much better that way. I actually, I'm kind of, I'm neutral on the Harry Potter thing, just because I do know that, I don't know, I just fucking, I don't even think about them. I don't think about them during Christmas time. Now, I'm trying to re-herald within my own life, Gremlins.

2076.73 - 2077.391 Henry Zebrowski

God, it's so good.

2077.451 - 2079.232 Henry Zebrowski

Because for a long time I left Gremlins alone.

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