Eddie
Appearances
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
The president must be safe. I think that is safe. You're him in the off season. The lighthouse has been exploded. Yes, and they're coming for us. They're coming for us, Space Needle.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
I know you're clean, baby. I know you're clean. I just can't bring anything back to my wife. I know I can tell you're clean, baby. By the way you dance. I know you're nice. Oh, nice, tidy woman. Oh, my God, that's your asshole.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
That's why. Just make them come real fast.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
They just start like, they're like, they wouldn't even think, entertain the option that a human was caught in the well. Don't fucking go anywhere near there, man. All right, don't go near that hole, man. That's fucking, you know where that shit is, dude. Ghosts are always trying to yell you into a hole, man. Don't fucking go anywhere near it. You know it's ghosts, dude. All they want is company.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
That's all they want to do. They just want roommates, man.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
oh, my God, that's the most solid ghost I've ever seen.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
Oh, I'll show you. Oh, well, Mr. Fell in a well.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
Welcome to Butt-Fu King. Ah, yes. The home of my grandfathers. Butt-Fu King. The most distant part of Egypt. This is my friend, King Butt. Yes. I was born with two asses. At least that's what I said, because I'm a lady!
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
Excuse me, officer. My beers are getting warm.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
We are just, I'm just, I'm nihilistic. I'm a broad, I am on nobody's team but my own. Yeah.
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Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
Different planets? Who knows?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
Yeah. And not just that, the fact that you said that they saw lights in Texas and in New Mexico on the same night.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
What I loved about investigation alien is kind of like my biggest gripe with learning about this stuff. It's always, Oh, I got the best thing you ever saw. You can't see it, you know?
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Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
Yeah. But that's what I enjoyed about Investigation Alien was you would really grill anyone who showed up to be like, okay, when can I see this? When can I establish proof? Because right now you're telling me a lot of things I want to hear, but you got nothing for me. And I really appreciated your candor with these people because that's how I see it too.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
And so what have we learned from the new congressional hearing that is – That information.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
They look silly. I'm sorry. They made fun of me. They didn't believe, George.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
He's just going. And speaking of being too fat for the rides. That's me.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
They kick me off the Harry Potter ride and go, fuck.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
We got into that last week.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
What better way to hide than to make it look like it's us?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
I'd like to be a guy who brings you pizza. Love that. Yeah. I would love that for us.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
Now, do you, in all of your files, do you have stuff that you could never show us in your files? And if you do, why?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
Yeah, you got so many files. Yeah, show us something. Give us a hint.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
Also, I don't want to be morbid, but what's your will look like?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
Yeah, you thick, bottom-heavy sons of bitches.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
That no one even cares about anymore.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
Well, it worked. It really worked. 43 years in and I'm hooked finally. Yeah, you got him.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
Oh, this has been great, George. Thank you so much. We always got your back here at Last Podcast at 11. Always.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
We'll let you know next time we're in Vegas. Can I come to your house? We're good.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
All right. We'll do that. I love it. I'll see you soon, George. Bye.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
You were going all over the world. It was crazy. I was like, what are they doing? Why do you leave them alone?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
Yeah, you're down in Brazil, you're in Mexico, you're all over the place. And as someone who is still like dipping their toe into ufology, I don't really know much. I'm very new to it. Henry has been my guide. The show was perfect for me. It really gave me an overview of everything that's going on right now. I'm hooked. I can't wait to learn about more.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
I'm so happy that you're at your house right now because I felt like your house was like a character in the documentary.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
The secrets in the boxes in your house. It is wild. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing. Thank you, George, for sitting down with us.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
And all that information, it's way safer in those boxes than it is on a hard drive or on your computer. So it's a smart move.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
They're not a sponsor, right?
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
Yes, and just before we get started, January 11th, last podcast on the left is going to be at the Coca-Cola Roxy Theater in Atlanta, speaking of Six Flags. Oh, yeah. So come enjoy us. We have been fucking doing this show hard, man. And we are ready to fuck you up. We're doing side stories the next night. Already sold out. Done. So fuck that shit. Sorry. Gotta come to the last podcast on the left.
Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
So was this an attack or like a science experiment on humans?