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Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: The R Train

Wed, 30 Apr 2025

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Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news as new body cam footage reveals details in the shooting of True Crime Author / Weezer Wife - Jillian Lauren, Lori Vallow reacts to her own verdict from prison interview, P Diddy lawyers claim he was too drunk to commit alleged crimes, Horror unfolds on the R Train as police arrest man caught abusing corpse on NYC subway, Texas man charged with placing marijuana filled easter eggs across city parks, Cousin Lovin' on the rise in the US, The Prettiest Butthole in Michigan Contest, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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Chapter 1: What are the weirdest stories discussed this week?

1.144 - 2.445 Unknown Speaker 3

There's no place to escape to.

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2.465 - 10.809 Unknown Speaker 3

This is the Lost Podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started.

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11.989 - 12.89 Eddie

Side stories.

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13.35 - 13.69 Unknown Speaker 3

Yes.

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16.832 - 21.054 Henry Zebrowski

Sorry.

21.834 - 22.134 Eddie

Sorry.

24.878 - 36.65 Henry Zebrowski

Well, Henry. Oh, me? Happy birthday week. That's me. It's your birthday this week. Oh, yeah. You're so excited. You look great. You look great. You don't look a day over 41. I'm 41.

36.69 - 41.815 Eddie

Not yet. Not yet. You're going to be 41. Yes, but I've been sick for days. Yes.

42.415 - 50.479 Henry Zebrowski

Yeah, me too. I think I gave it to you. You did. When we recorded the last podcast on the left, because you got sick and Marcus didn't, because I sit closer to you.

Chapter 2: What happened with Jillian Lauren and the police?

3111.753 - 3112.113 Henry Zebrowski

Utterly.

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3112.193 - 3140.256 Eddie

And I want there to be an immediate portal for them to go into. I love the idea of them having some form of vocational training within jail or education or something like that that allows them to leave jail and do stuff. Be able to leave prison, have a job, be a cook, barber. Those types of skilled labors that don't require advanced degrees is extremely good work. work for somebody.

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3140.276 - 3167.133 Eddie

But he was found officially not guilty by insanity. So that's what, I guess that's the real difference here. And I feel like I'd love to actually have somebody explain that to me. Side stories, LPOTL at gmail.com. Because I'd love to know Because what I've heard about getting not guilty by reasons of insanity is that oftentimes it is way worse than going to jail.

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3167.273 - 3169.594 Henry Zebrowski

Well, yeah, because you have to be in a loony bin.

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3169.654 - 3193.362 Eddie

I guess that's the wrong thing to say. I mean, I think that it's appropriate for that. I think that you can call where they're going the loony bin. It's like a place for the criminally insane. That type of place. I guess the loony bin's too cute. Let's call it. So you know who, in my mind, it's like Martin Bryant. Yes. He's in the loony bin. Yes. You know what I mean?

3193.382 - 3214.092 Eddie

Like, that guy's in the loony bin. There's another guy. It was like all of those guys. Like, people, real supervillains are in the loony bin. This guy was, like, put into this scenario. But what I've heard is that they can sort of keep you indefinitely, like you are supposed to be there. But it's like, how can you tell when some guy's like... Listen, it was a rough month for me.

3214.532 - 3222.021 Eddie

Totally not a cannibal anymore. And it's like, how do you tell? How do you tell? Well, you got to put an eyeball in front of him and see if he sucks it up.

3223.027 - 3223.628 Eddie

I was just tasting it.

3224.609 - 3250.152 Eddie

That's all I do. I just want a little bit of taste of it. He's sucking on his own fingers. I'm gross. Yeah. I want a hot woman. Come on, brain. Roommate's brain. Yeah. I mean, brain. I don't think a brain would be the first part I ate. You should never eat a man's brain. No. Ever. It's extremely bad. That's how you get one of those fucking crazy prion diseases.

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