Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news - but first Henry shows Eddie his thighs, the boys gear up for this weekend's Contact in the Desert Festivities, and THEN we dive into the "Annabelle is Missing" Online Conspiracy, the NYC Crypto trader kidnapped and tortured by pair of men for 2 weeks in bitcoin shakedown, A Disgraced Arkansas police chief (sentenced for rape and murder) escapes from prison dressed up as guard, French Pizza Chef kills man over weed - cooks body parts in pot of veggies, Florida Man Sentenced to ONLY 30 Days for Shooting and Poisoning Multiple Dolphins, Listener Tales of Reattached Limbs, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
What are Henry and Eddie's funny thigh discussions?
there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes
I think we're going to have to reevaluate our friendship, Eddie.
What happened? What are you talking about? Do you want to scale it back a little bit? Because I can scale it back.
I'm just saying no. No, unfortunately, no. We can only scale. We have to scale up. We have to scale up. But I saw these. I was reading some research for this week's episode of Last Podcast on the left. Yes. And they were talking about how Abraham Lincoln. You guys know the 16th president. He had a very, very good friend. named William Green while he was in his 20s. And they slept.
I like to call him Billy Weed. Billy, oh, Billy Weeds. Billy, Billy Weed, Billy Nugs. And Lincoln and him shared a cot together and they slept chest to chest each night for years. They slept chest to chest. And these guys are best friends. Breast friends. Yeah, chest to chest. Exactly. But, you know, he had the true bravery to say that his best friend, Abraham Lincoln, straight, married.
Not at that point, I don't think.
Not married. Yeah. But he said that he, quote, wrote in his journal that Lincoln's thighs... were as perfect as a human beings could be. Yeah, I bet. He was a wrestler. Why have you never said that about me?
You don't have perfect thighs.
My thighs are the best part of me. Yeah, they're the best part of you. But they're not great. You don't think that my thighs aren't great? I think Ronnie Coleman has great thighs. But I don't think that you have... Well, Ronnie Coleman, he worked himself into paralysis. Yes. I won't ever do that. Yeah. I'll make sure I can jump and flit and kick and dance and tap.
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