Eddie and Marcus bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news but first, the boys catch up after their subsequent Spring Break trips abroad, the gang sends love and thoughts to The Zebrowski Family, and then it's time for this week's stories - A 10th victim of Herb Baumeister identified through genealogy investigation, Austrian Mystery-Mummy found to be embalmed "via rectum", Pittsburgh funeral home owner charged for allegedly dumping "cremated" pets in landfill , Australian Lawnmower-Murder-Pilot secures major court win after judge grants bail, Ohio Police Body Cam captures Raccoon with Methpipe(s) during bizarre Traffic Stop, Black Bear kills 89 year old man in first ever Bear Attack-death in Florida, Bear Attacks... IN HISTORY, Florida woman killed as kayaking couple are attacked by an 11-foot Alligator, and lastly, on the flip side, Hollywood mourns the loss of famous silver-screen gator, star of Happy Gilmore, Interview with a Vampire, Eraser, Blues Brothers 2000, and more... Morris the Alligator dead at 80(something). For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Chapter 1: Who are the hosts and what is the episode about?
Side stories. Yes. I'd put money on Alec Baldwin's father being an alcoholic. How much? 50 bucks. Not going to take it. Welcome to Side Stories, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Marcus Parks. I'm here filling in for Henry Zebrowski here with Ed Larson.
How are you doing today, Ed? Pretty good. If you're going to fill in, I'm afraid I'm going to ask you to put on a lot more weight.
Chapter 2: What happened to Henry Zebrowski's father and how do the hosts remember him?
you're too thin boy do we have a fat suit yeah i'm gonna go full clump today well listen um obviously we hear marcus because we have some unfortunate news we lost a member of the last podcast family and um big henry zabrowski henry zabrowski senior unfortunately has passed away and uh
We will do a nice, bigger announcement, but Henry's taking the week off, and we're going to let the boy rest against his own will. Oh, my God.
A medical professional, even though both of us are like, you know what? You don't have to. A medical professional had to ask him, why are you working right now? Oh, yeah.
No, he's a maniac. Committed. We say committed. Yes. And, you know, hail Big Henry. We love you. I miss that guy already. He was a lot of fun. I remember the day I met him was when I helped Jackie move in to her dorm at Florida State. And then Big Henry was there. And I was like, all right, this is Henry's dad. You know, and he was so obnoxious. Yeah.
We all went to Chili's, and he kept yelling at the waitress, and I was like, this guy's funny.
Yes, rest in peace, Henry Sr., when you go to that good old submarine in the Gulf of Mexico in the sky. Yes, yes.
And we will... Henry and I will be awful about it next week, don't worry, because I also have a dead dad, and we can commiserate that as well. I believe... Our dads died equally as horrible. Yeah. You really did. Oh, man. Mine's the only one alive. That's right. That's right. You're last. You made it, buddy. Congratulations. Fuck yeah. Hell yeah.
I'm going to call dad after this. Tell him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He loves, there's nothing he loves more than outliving people.
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Chapter 3: What did Marcus and Ed do during their recent vacations?
I like it too. It's always a blast. Hail Big Henry. We're doing the show without Little Henry this week. But we took the week off yesterday. You still heard plenty of podcasts. We don't fucking take a week off from you. But we took a week off from our own lives and had some fun. You went to Hawaii. Did you do anything silly? Did you get in trouble?
My first vacation in four years. Wow. Going to Hawaii. Like a true vacation. True vacation, yeah.
No family, just you and Carolina.
Yeah, man.
You went to the beach? No, actually we did mostly rainforest shit.
Oh, okay.
I was going to be surprised. I don't know how well you do at the beach.
I had a lot of sunscreen on. The entire time I was there, like fucking slather, like I'd put the fucking spray on and then slather on the lotion. Yeah. Yeah, man. It was fucking amazing. Yeah. Went kayaking down this river to these secret falls. Ooh. Yeah. They were cool. And they have- Where are they? I was going to say, trying to get you. He's going to take a kayak down. Yeah, I went to Kauai.
I want to say hello to Mike, who runs Aloha Tours. I think it's called the Aloha Shuttle. He's a big fan. Oh, nice. It was fun. Yeah, we got on the bus, the shuttle that takes you around so you don't drive drunk, to different bars and resorts and shit. Oh, hell yeah. He's like, hey, hey. Oh, shit, I know who the fuck you guys are. He's a big No Dogs in Space fan, so thank you very much, Mike.
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Chapter 4: What are some interesting facts about Hawaii's invasive species and culture?
We'll see you next time we're in Kauai.
Amazing. I love Hawaii so much, man.
Dude, it was just an actual relaxing time. It was just wonderful, and I had this moment under a waterfall where I was like... Just, I mean, barraged with water, and it came out as this cleansing moment. It felt fucking incredible. I felt like something had been washed away. Oh, man. It's beautiful. It was cool. And, you know, Hawaii, they have their very own little people. Really?
I can't remember what they're called. The Menehune. The Menehune. Yeah, Menehune. Yeah, they have this, it's this legend where they're kind of like their shoemaker elves. Okay. Where the Menehune are these like tiny people, these dwarf people. Are they real? No. Okay. No, no, it's like a legend. Okay. Where they come out at night and they, you know, build bridges and they make shit happen.
But what was interesting is that I looked up the Menehune and what, did you ever hear about the hobbit skeleton? Yes. Yeah. So it turns out that some people think that the Menehune may actually have been some of those Hobbit people that the original settlers of Hawaii had taken from Indonesia, or I think that's where they found the Hobbit skeleton. Okay.
But had taken them from there, and they were, in fact, their servants. Wow. So the original settlers of Hawaii may have had an army of dwarves as their servants. Wow. Yeah. That's fucking... It's bad. But... Awesome. Can you imagine, like, settling a new land and, like, you just have a bunch of dwarves doing all of your work for you? Man, it's Wonka.
Yeah, it is. Except for pineapples.
Holy shit, dude, it's holy Wonka.
Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What is the story behind Robert the Haunted Doll and its significance?
The ukulele? He doesn't know how to play ukulele. They just handed it to him and said pretend. Yeah. Fucking assholes. And she's trying to do a hula dance and looking fucking horrible doing it. She doesn't have an ounce of rhythm in her life, in her fucking body.
It is interesting to look at this photo and know that this man is going to get riddled with bullets from the government.
It really is, man.
I didn't think about it that way. God, yeah. He's just going to be fucking slumped up next to a pole with a bunch of fucking blood just gushing out of his body.
This would be the outfit, too. The white outfit. Like, it would be, if you're going to do it, man, put him back in the fucking linen.
Man, I wonder if you can request, like, the color in which you can be killed. Yeah, request white. Dude, dolphin's jersey for me, for sure. LAUGHTER No, I'd say white flannel. White flannel. Can you do white flannel? I don't know if I've ever seen white flannel. It'd be hot. I just like flannel.
I feel like it would have to mix with orange or something.
Yeah, man. All right. Well, that's going to fuck with it. Just anything that shows the blood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just make sure the blood is really on display, and then I'll be, well, not happy, because I'll be executed by the government, but satisfied?
Satisfied. You made one choice. You made one choice. Yeah, linen, I think, as always, would be the best cloth to be shot by the government in. And on that note, how was your vacation? Well, speaking of invasive species, the invasive species tour was a success! Hell yeah! Thank you to everyone who came out. I did 11 shows over two separate tours. Fucking hour, by myself, finally.
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Chapter 6: What notable historical and cultural figures are buried at Hollywood Forever Cemetery?
get through those last three shows because i was so tired at the end of the tour and the power of robert really because that first show in key west the friday it was good but it was like my worst show yeah and because i was beat because after those two shows in orlando without henry and then those long ass meet and greets and shit i was i was working hard i'm one hour asleep you know it's all fucked up and then saturday morning i woke up i was like we need to go see robert and make sure everything's okay
And, you know, because he might have sensed that we were in town. You can't go to Key West and not go see Robert. Yeah. So I went and saw Robert. And also I got us for the studio. I got us a recreation of Robert. But, Rob, I before I take him out, you know, please.
say something nice to robert because i i showed robert our robert and i wanted to make sure that like he knew like you know so part of robert might be with me right now so just say just ask him if it's okay that we put uh we put him on camera and he lives at the studio and stuff like that
Hey, Robert, just wondering if I can put you on camera and if we can talk about you on side stories. Totally going to be nice. Not going to say anything rude or inappropriate about you. And don't forget to ask him if we can have him in here. And can we have you in the studio, please? I think he says yes.
Also, I brought him on stage with me every night, and I kept asking him if my jokes were funny. No one in the audience really got it, but I had a great time. So here's our own Robert. Yes, this is ours. That's incredible. He is a star already. He was on stage all weekend. He was amazing. He did a great job. He was a good boy. I said goodnight to him.
I apologize that I made him sleep at the comedy club. Shout out to Comedy Key West for letting Robert crash there all weekend. And he was really appreciative. He got his box here. Yeah. He'll join us in the background at the studio. Thank you, Robert, for everything you do. I really appreciate everything, buddy. Thank you very much, Robert.
You've been a very good sport about all of this, so thank you, Robert.
Now, the real Robert the Doll I met, first of all, thank you, Steve, for all the work that you do over there. Make sure you go visit Robert the Doll over at the Fort East Martello Museum, which is the Fort Zachary. First of all... Robert is far from the most haunted thing in that museum. Oh, yeah. It was a Civil War fort. And a lot of people don't know this, but Key West fought for the Union.
I had no clue. I never think of Florida as a Civil War battleground. Yeah, no, I don't think there was much battling there, but they had a fort in case something happened. Sure. But they got hit also later on after the Civil War, they got hit really hard with the flu, with the Spanish flu. Yeah. And lots of bodies were, that's where they put all the bodies. I'd heard that.
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Chapter 7: What is the upcoming Last Puppy Benefit event and how can listeners participate?
But yeah, no. So many people have wrote letters and they show all the letters and stuff like that. I wrote on the chalkboard for us and stuff. And I gave a letter. So I think they're going to present our letter. To Robert, which is good. But there's lots of interesting things I learned about Robert. I forgot that inside Robert is the soul of a little girl, not a little boy. Yeah.
Yeah, which I forgot until I got there, and I was like, okay, good to know. Recently, you ever hear of Fantasy Fest? No. So in Key West, there's like this thing every year called Fantasy Fest. And it's like when a bunch of fucking big fat Floridians get together and fuck each other in front of everybody. And it's nudists. It's all a bunch of nudists.
Everyone's walking around with big, big old saggy painted titties and shit.
It's that kind of Fantasy Fest. I had an entirely different thing put in my mind. I thought it was going to be like fantasy novels, a bunch of people dressed up as Gandalf. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's fucking.
And so...
In Hawaii, real quick, we were asking our tour guides, like, hey, what's a cool thing to do around here? She's like, there's a couple of new beaches. There's one of them. It's called Secrets. You can go to that one. That's a new beach. There's another one, though.
be fucking just so you know people are going to be fucking like out in the open I was talking about like a bar yeah yeah well it's a new bar you should go to and in Key West there is one called the Garden of Eden don't go there the people are the same people who go to Fantasy Fest But so last year they had – Robert was commissioned to lead Fantasy Fest.
And everyone was so worried because they want to be able to take pictures and shit. And they were really worried that if Robert was leading Fantasy Fest that they wouldn't be allowed to take pictures. So what they did was they made an exact replica of Robert.
And then they took the replica to Robert and then said, Robert, would you please, if you want to come to the parade, feel free to enter this stall. I will bring the stall to the parade. And then when the parade is over, I will bring it back and you can enter back into Robert. And they claimed that they did that. Fantasy Fest went off without a hitch. It was a great time. No one died.
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Chapter 8: What is the latest update on Herb Baumeister's victims and genealogy investigations?
No one got run over by a parade float. And yeah, yeah. David Sloan, great guy. And then he was the Grand Marshal with Robert. And then he came back and then he said when he put Robert back into the doll or the little girl back into Robert that he heard a little giggle. And I guess that signifies that Robert had a good time.
That's funny. This is the first time I saw this ad up here for the whole thing for Fantasy Fest. It's the first time a haunted doll has ever been sponsored by Bud Light.
Florida, baby. Oh, what a great time.
Bud Light presents Robert the Doll. Yeah. So Robert was great. He was a grand marshal of Fantasy Fest. But that place, like the dude, Steve, he was showing me all these videos, like legitimate videos of orbs that he gets when he's closing down at night and stuff. But then there's also videos where like the lights are flickering and then he'll be like, and then you hear him go.
If you're here, flicker the lights. The lights are already flickering. Take what you will. Of course. He also had this app on his phone called Ghost Vox or something like that.
Okay.
Where you can talk to the ghosts and they can respond to you through an app on your phone. I don't know how true it was, but it was always interesting. Yeah, I haven't heard of Ghost Vox.
yeah yeah yeah yeah ghost vox maybe not box but yeah no it was uh yeah i don't i never heard of it before but he had it and he loved using it and you know shout out to steve and all the work you do down there at uh at uh the uh the fort east martello museum and uh keeping robert safe and i was so happy to meet him and i julie i introduced him to julie she didn't like robert as much as i did but she understood where my love is but she said it is getting a little obsessive
just your love for robert the doll in particular yes okay not just in general paranormal it's just like you're really focusing in on this one haunted doll i like robert robert's my guy we're in no i've we formed a bond and you know that's it you know i get it and he's here i'm sad that there won't be at home but i got a key chain but i got i got you something i got rob something now rob i got you this
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