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Side Stories: Amouranth Home Invasion

Wed, 12 Mar 2025

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Henry & Eddie bring you this week’s wildest stories and true-crime news starting with an update on the deaths of beloved actor Gene Hackman and wife Betsy Arakawa, then - Ghost Adventures star Aaron Goodwin dodges assassination scheme after Wife’s texts to inmate expose murder for hire plot, Twitch Star and Adult Model Amouranth outwits home invaders in armed crypto-shakedown, Fan-Favorite Falconer for Pro Italian Soccer team fired after sharing photos of brand new penile enhancement on Facebook, Listener E-Mails, and More! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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Chapter 1: What updates are there on Gene Hackman's death?

699.285 - 719.37 Ed Larson

They said the house was looking fine. Yeah. And so it's just like a crazy thing. But her, so basically everything, we don't know exactly when she died, but it seems like At least a week before Gene Hackman died. Well, all of her communication stopped on February 11th. So like her last emails, her last phone calls were February 11th.

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719.61 - 740.882 Ed Larson

So they say that might have been the day she died, but she was also driving around February 11th. She went to a couple stores. She might have been sick for a couple days and just away from her phone. We don't No. They said that she was in CVS looking for medication. She was wearing a mask that day of her death or maybe her death, probably her death. Probably. And she was visibly sick.

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741.202 - 764.226 Ed Larson

And then they knew something was going on the next day when she did not pick up the her dog's prescription food. Which is, we're all, oh my god, this food, the dog food's getting more expensive as it is. Don't add Ativan to it. No, my, you should see the mountain of different foods I have. I have to change their food every meal. No, I know, you are a, you are like a White House chef.

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766.809 - 790.28 Ed Larson

yeah for your two dogs uh but then it seems like that so she died of this of hantavirus yeah and then and the pills next to her were just her thyroid medicine it's nothing you can really overdose on so they were able to rule that out because it looked like a suicide a murder suicide kind of that's what we were thought we thought it was like yeah interesting and almost cool no right but it's just sad it was super sad

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790.68 - 811.569 Ed Larson

So then Gene Hackman just putzed around the house and finally succumbed to his Alzheimer's and heart disease while inside the house. A week later. Yeah, so he just kind of puttered back and forth. So he probably found her dead and experienced that a couple times. So like 50 last dates? Yeah, that is so hard.

811.829 - 812.789 Eddie

You don't like that, Rob?

812.829 - 829.075 Ed Larson

Rob didn't like that joke. No one likes it. Everyone's upset with that. Yeah, even I didn't laugh. I laugh at most things. Yeah, yeah, people don't like that. But it's because... The reason why I think we should laugh... Now I'm laughing about how upsetting it was. Yeah, how upsetting it is. But I think it's important to laugh. Because, you know...

829.955 - 851.628 Ed Larson

The reason why people that we dislike do what they do, especially right now, all of the weird despots and people that are fans of despots and people that want to be fascists and all this stuff, to understand that what they're fighting with all of their money and power and all these things that they're trying to build is exactly what happened to Gene Hackman.

852.308 - 866.516 Ed Larson

It's exactly going to happen to all of us, which is that we all succumb to time, disease, and and just being mortal. Yeah, and if you're lucky enough, you could do it at 95 in a giant mansion in New Mexico. You can. He had a beautiful house.

Chapter 2: What happened with Aaron Goodwin's assassination plot?

1373.452 - 1380.119 Ed Larson

Maybe he lost the bet. Yeah. I think that this is, she really didn't care. He looks really happy in this picture.

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1380.199 - 1381 Marcus Parks

Yeah, because it's fake.

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1381.02 - 1382.701 Ed Larson

She does, too, but I don't trust her.

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1382.761 - 1383.082 Marcus Parks

No, you shouldn't.

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1383.102 - 1405.937 Ed Larson

Obviously, after, you know, because this is Post trying to kill him. Yes. This picture is after she... Because this hit was discussed in what, December? Oh, yeah. And then Aaron, he basically, he came forward and he said to TMZ, he was blindsided. He thought he had a happy marriage. And that's got to be the worst of all. Because in the end, you don't. She is already... Like, think about how...

1406.698 - 1432.8 Ed Larson

intense that is too where it's not like she's fucking the sound guy it's not like she's fucking somebody some other professional like your booking agent she may be we don't know that we don't know but that's what she decided to do was to seduce an ex-con all the way in florida i know because maybe she felt like that would give her some to be honest i think maybe give her some distance how did she find that guy also he's not an ex-con occurring he was in jail

1433.32 - 1447.969 Ed Larson

She was going to get, apparently he was going to get, it sounds like, which I don't understand. It says inmate, but then she says all this stuff like, did you already do it? Blah, blah, blah. Which means. Well, that he knows a guy who he's sending. How many people are involved here?

1448.009 - 1448.349 Marcus Parks

I know.

1448.429 - 1463.56 Ed Larson

Well, she's obviously not good at it. No, no, no, no. It didn't get done. Again, you got to do it yourself, guys. Yeah. If you really want to murder, you can't trust all these people. Cut out the middleman. We're looking at a picture of them kissing on some rocks. Push him off the rocks.

Chapter 3: How did Amouranth outsmart her home invaders?

2168.528 - 2168.508 Henry Zebrowski

$15,000.

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2169.128 - 2193.886 Ed Larson

And then they do the show with me? They get to do the show, yep. With me. So I have to carry the dead weight. No, they have to do me. They are you. Yeah. But they're guaranteed dead weight. And how much do I get? Same. I get another $15,000? No, same weight you always get. Your normal fees. Your normal payment. Well, then it's not going to work out. I won't show up.

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2194.167 - 2220.458 Ed Larson

You won't show up for the fan experience? No. All right. $3,000 goes to you. Okay. Yep. Done. The art of the deal. Man, I'll tell you what. I've hung out with Gene Simmons before, and he sucks. Yeah, I've heard he's not a nice man. Yeah, he's shitty to be around. He's not fun. I don't like him. His daughter's very nice. His daughter is very nice. Really? Yes.

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2220.698 - 2243.649 Ed Larson

Yeah, no, it makes me sad because, I mean, obviously he was never, you know, he is the most capitalist rock star of all time. He is unabashed about it. You know who is great? Dee Snider. Complete delight. Exonerated by time. I know that one of those guys. Just so much fun. Just normal. Hanging out all around you. You know who basically got exonerated by time, too, is Sammy Hagar. Oh, yeah.

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2243.729 - 2261.501 Ed Larson

He's completely neutral. Yeah, no, no one cares. You know, like, you know, he doesn't have, like, yeah, obviously, he's got Cabo, Cabo Wabo's fucking crushing it, but you don't really see too many problematic characters there. No. You know what I mean? I kind of figured that, like, Nilos Ananopoulos and stuff would be there, you know what I mean? Yeah. But no. Just fucking normal-ass guys.

2261.761 - 2269.385 Ed Larson

Yeah, he's fine. Yep. All right. Go check it out. Go to see Cabo Wabo. Yeah. And Sammy Hagar says he doesn't want to tour anymore. Oh. Yeah, he's fucking 70.

2269.425 - 2270.085 Unknown Speaker 3

He's 74 years old.

2270.105 - 2271.406 Ed Larson

He shouldn't tour anymore.

2271.446 - 2271.886 Unknown Speaker 3

What's he doing?

Chapter 4: What is the significance of Bitcoin in modern crime?

2309.777 - 2340.308 Ed Larson

Now, Mr. Juan Bernabe, those of you that aren't aware, he was the falconer. for the Italian soccer team. They have, I guess, one of their mascots is an eagle, a bald eagle that flies around. And he's in charge of the eagle. His job is to watch the eagle. Now, if you look at this man, first thing I say in my head is, eh, eh, eh, eh, signore clean. Because he looks like Mr. Clean.

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2341.309 - 2366.468 Ed Larson

And we know he's super, super clean because his penis has been seen by many, many people now because he posted it. Why did he post it? Because he wanted to show off his absolutely... Impressive. Penile implant surgery. That's right. Now, they said that enough was enough. The company said they were really upset. The company apologizes to the people of Italy. Watch him kiss.

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2366.848 - 2384.753 Ed Larson

He's kissing the eagle with that mouth. The company is aware of the pain shared by all that the loss of the eagle in the next home games will cause to the fans, but believes that it's not possible to be associated, all of us, and especially with the historical symbol of the eagle, with a subject with its initiative has made the continuation of the relationship impossible.

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2384.993 - 2407.128 Ed Larson

inadmissible that's a little bit roundabout way of saying they fired him because he put his penis on social media now he says that he didn't he said that he posted his own personal penile implant picture to his own facebook profile which is public it's a private profile but it's public because it's on the internet so what i he posted this picture and somehow

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2408.362 - 2428.298 Ed Larson

This amazing picture of his extremely well-made... I'm guessing some people's close friends group on Instagram that I'm like, we're not close friends. But it's kind of fun. I like to see... I'm like, aw. Yeah. That's nice. It's nice that you think of me that way. Aw, that's nice. But this guy... What I love about this guy is that he does not fucking care. In the most Italian way possible.

2428.658 - 2450.836 Ed Larson

He says, I put the video on my private profile, so it's a private thing. If people then circulate it, what can I do? And so he literally is unaffected. He says, my conscience is clear. I published it only to let people know about the surgery. They said, did you regret posting the images? He said, absolutely not.

2451.397 - 2480.624 Ed Larson

I have never regretted anything, let alone doing it for something that has a medical purpose. Right? So he says he needs it. He said that his sexual desires were rampant. He said, this is, again, this is to a reporter, guys. This is to an out loud source. This is to somebody who he knows is writing it down. Oh, my God. That's the picture? Yeah. Yeah. This is the picture. He's so happy.

2480.924 - 2511.368 Ed Larson

Oh, my God. This is why they fired him. That's why they fired him is because it's the single worst picture of a penile implant. The average cost of this, Henry. You would need to work for Gene Simmons twice to cover this. It goes up to $25,000. That is the single worst picture I have ever seen. He is, okay, let me try to describe this. He is, his face is beet red. He has a smiling ear to ear.

2511.788 - 2531.478 Ed Larson

The way he's positioned is the most lazy. He must be in so much pain. He is just, he's got an obvious kind of bandage there. He's laying there like a corpse with a fully, fully... He does look like a falconer. At least you have used it before. Now it's got a third perch. Yeah.

Chapter 5: Why is Gene Simmons offering a $12,495 roadie experience?

Chapter 6: What does Amouranth's story reveal about internet fame?

2194.167 - 2220.458 Ed Larson

You won't show up for the fan experience? No. All right. $3,000 goes to you. Okay. Yep. Done. The art of the deal. Man, I'll tell you what. I've hung out with Gene Simmons before, and he sucks. Yeah, I've heard he's not a nice man. Yeah, he's shitty to be around. He's not fun. I don't like him. His daughter's very nice. His daughter is very nice. Really? Yes.

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2220.698 - 2243.649 Ed Larson

Yeah, no, it makes me sad because, I mean, obviously he was never, you know, he is the most capitalist rock star of all time. He is unabashed about it. You know who is great? Dee Snider. Complete delight. Exonerated by time. I know that one of those guys. Just so much fun. Just normal. Hanging out all around you. You know who basically got exonerated by time, too, is Sammy Hagar. Oh, yeah.

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2243.729 - 2261.501 Ed Larson

He's completely neutral. Yeah, no, no one cares. You know, like, you know, he doesn't have, like, yeah, obviously, he's got Cabo, Cabo Wabo's fucking crushing it, but you don't really see too many problematic characters there. No. You know what I mean? I kind of figured that, like, Nilos Ananopoulos and stuff would be there, you know what I mean? Yeah. But no. Just fucking normal-ass guys.

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2261.761 - 2269.385 Ed Larson

Yeah, he's fine. Yep. All right. Go check it out. Go to see Cabo Wabo. Yeah. And Sammy Hagar says he doesn't want to tour anymore. Oh. Yeah, he's fucking 70.

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2269.425 - 2270.085 Unknown Speaker 3

He's 74 years old.

2270.105 - 2271.406 Ed Larson

He shouldn't tour anymore.

2271.446 - 2271.886 Unknown Speaker 3

What's he doing?

2275.728 - 2276.249 Henry Zebrowski

Come out.

2276.649 - 2309.636 Ed Larson

It's here with me. Right now. It's a magic moment. Do it right here now. So, Lazio is the sack falconer. All right, now, Lazio is the name of the Italian soccer team? The Sierra A Club. Okay, so that's a Lazio, which I believe, I don't know what that means, a term involved, but... Statement read, SS Lazio Spa. Shocked to see the photographic and video images of Mr. Juan Bernabe.

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