Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news with updates on the Tiffany Jewel Swallower, more details on the failed Ghost Adventures hit, the Nebraska man arrested in connection to a series of accidents caused by debris in roadway, Connecticut Woman arrested for allegedly holding stepson captive for over 20 years, Terror stirring in the Antarctic as South African research team reportedly struggling with potentially violent individual in isolated Research Camp, the Marine Veteran Sentenced to 30 Years for Killing His Stepfather with an Atomic Wedgie, The Dubai Portapotty, Listener Stories, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Chapter 1: What are the weirdest stories covered this week?
there's no place to escape to this is the last on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes all right we're rolling oh yeah i can't we can't even start with singing elvis i You can sing it, but we can't play it. God forbid. I mean, especially Elvis. Oh, no, we'll get shot. Oh, hey, Mr. Zebrowski, you've been served. Austin Butler?
You ain't nothing but a pound dog. Speaking of getting shot. Oh, yeah, that's because why? Because I'd be in jail? No, the pound. You know, they kill the dogs. Oh, great. Yeah, we'll start with something else. Immediately to the dog murder. As soon as we start. As soon as we go. Hey, Eddie, hey. It's me, Austin Butler. It's your best friend. Hey, I'm not Elvis. You don't have to stay in character.
You've already been nominated for the Oscar. This is me, friend. This is me. Hey there, Bubba. Hey, listen. I just want to tell you something, Ed Larson. Yeah, what? Is that your name? Yeah, it's my name. Oh, that's congrats. You've been surfed. Serve what? Yes. Oh, you're getting sued for copyright infringement. Copyright infringement? Yeah. Oh, I just got you. You just got butlered.
Yeah, well, butler, you should have been fatter when you died in that movie. No, they wouldn't let me. I had to go into it. I was doing a movie called Skinniest Man Alive right after that film. But at the same time, I was like, can I talk like Elvis, though? And they said, oh, I don't think you can do anything else. I was sitting there. I was like, oh, you're right, Bubba.
How did you feel about Priscilla making out with Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun movies? I'm going to tell you the truth. I got as hard as a candy cane. Something else in there. Somebody else try. I'll tell you what. I'll say the original Elvis Wayne wasn't much of a cook, but Alison Butler, he's a bit of a Dr. Kuckenstein. He enjoys them. Welcome to Side Stories.
By the way, this is your host, Dr. Kuckenstein. Yes. Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting with the other, my, actually, Dr. Kuckenstein's monster. Roar! Fuck my wife! Quit begging me, Ted Larson. I can't believe they let the monster get married. They asked him and they rejected because the love couldn't be made. First of all, love can't be born in a lab, even though human meat can. So can bacon.
We learned a lot about this right before the show. We talked about this before. Bride of Frankenstein. She's not even in the movie. Because she knows he's gay. Oh. Frankenstein's monster is canonically gay. Is that true? Yes, I'm saying it right here. Frankenstein's monster is canonically gay. Oh, Frankenstein. Mr. Heinrich Frankenstein is ready to fuck, my friend. He is ready out there.
According to Google AI, of course, there's no explicit statement about Frankenstein's monster sexual orientation in Mary Shelley's novel, but if you see the scene with him and the blind man, the little bit of affection and sexual tension, I would even say... is that it's seen as rife with sexual tension. Now, is it Frankenstein, Frankenstein, or Frankenstain? Is it the Frankenstain Bears?
Don't do Mandela Effect with me. You yelled at the Mandela Effect man. Do you remember? I do remember. It was fun. Wait, what does it say? What is the official pronunciation? Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Oh, yeah, see? It's Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Frankenstein, I think it was just a Mel Brooks bit. It's a Mel Brooks thing. I'm pretty certain. So Eddie's back.
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Chapter 2: Who is the Nebraska man causing road debris accidents?
It's been used as a way to smear celebrities in blind items. It's also been used as a way to smear bad guys that we know. Matt Gaetz was definitely involved in a lot of this kind of yachting scenario. Human trafficking. Human trafficking. We see the same thing with Andrew Tate.
He was involved with quite a bit of probably with the pipelines that led to this, which is... Finally out of America again, by the way. I mean, fuck him. God, fuck that fucking piece of shit. But I think...
That what we're seeing is this – so with the Dubai porter potty is that this is what seems to be an extreme version of sex work, blah, blah, blah, quote, unquote, sex work that is done by powered, moneyed people in Dubai that talk to what seem to be a lot of ladies in Europe – And what they will do is say, OK, come here.
We're going to have a weekend and you're going to hang out with these princes and you're going to get a certain amount of goods. So you're going to show up. They're going to put you on a shopping spree. You go get all the stuff. There was one woman talking about it's the first time I've ever been in a Hermes shop. It was the first time I ever walked inside of a Gucci store.
They went and she outfitted me with like 200 grand worth of clothes. They then showed up with 50 grand just cash, U.S. money, handed it to you. And they're like, all right, so we're going to have our party tonight. And then the party involves being utterly degraded. So it's like the whole point is to get you. You get pooped in your mouth and pissed in your mouth and having sex with animals.
It's called the Dubai port-a-potty. It's called the Dubai port-a-potty. And they do this all night, right? And then you're kind of dropped off. And they beat you and shit, too. All of it. Break your bones.
Every single, for all. The worst thing you could think of in any way, it's worse than that.
But what they do is they kind of say, like, we do it for, you do it, like, four times a year. That's, like, what this lady was saying that this other lady told her that she did. She's like, you almost get used to it. Sometimes, she says, the smell begins to remind you of money. Like, that's, like, one of those things she starts to say, right? Like, you start to, but this is all, we don't know yet.
I am not putting it past a single fucking person, especially after you see kind of what, Epstein's, just Epstein, which is probably a low-level version of this. Epstein didn't even have the money that these guys had.
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