The boys return to the modern era of true crime this week with two twisted tales of love... AND MURDER - We're diggin' into the dark side of 00's era celeb-reality TV with the brutal slaying of Jasmine Fiore followed by the suspicious cliffside killing of Cody Johnson. For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Chapter 1: What are the newlywed murders discussed?
I guess we'll just suck that up or something. Yeah. We already have sucked it up. It's ours.
Yeah. Now, we don't know if Ryan thought that going back to Canada was going to save him from the murder charge. Because before the RCMP could track him down, Ryan took himself out of the equation. See, upon entering Canada, Ryan rented a fucking PT Cruiser of all cars.
All right, Ryan, look around. Which one of these do you want to die in? All right. Do I want to take the charger? No. They're upcharging me on that. It's crazy what they want to do. It's like $600 a day for that. Do I want to do it in a Tesla? No. Not electric. Yes. The PT Cruiser. The ultimate suicide destination automobile. That's because the roof is so high. It's perfect for a noose.
After that, he drove two hours to the small British Columbian town of Hope, where he checked into a place called the Thunderbird Motel.
That's ironic.
Thunder...
Nothing I like better than killing myself and a PT cruiser in the town of Hope.
Well, three days later, his lifeless body was found hanging from his own belt in the closet of his dingy motel room. So maybe he could see the PT cruiser from the closet. Yeah.
Well, it was nice enough that he killed himself in Canada, not America. That is nice.
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Chapter 2: Who was Jasmine Fiore and what happened to her?
three of the guys come back saying that they had gone for a ride in the woods somewhere and cody got out of the car went for a little hike and they were positive he fell and he's dead jordan what i don't know who the guys were you don't say but they took off to call off the missing persons report cody's gone for sure this is from tony Wow.
Honestly, for a second there, I was super nervous. But good work. Again, clever and arrogant. Here you go, please.
Here you go, Mr. Please. Now, obviously, this email was written and sent by Jordan herself.
Fuck you, Nero.
But the cops probably figured Jordan's not going anywhere. And sooner or later, she was going to lead them to Cody's body herself. And that, of course, is exactly what she did. The same day that she and her mother went to the police station to report the email, she led a group of friends out towards Glacier National Park.
Because the park, she said, was where Cody liked to take friends visiting from out of town. If the car buddies came, then that's where he's going to take them because they're so beautiful. According to some of the research I did...
Why did you suddenly turn to your mother? It's so weird.
It's a word.
It's a word. According to some of the research I've done, Zoom mates, they work in packs. And they like to go outside. And that's just something from the research I've done about Zoom mates.
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