The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Thu, 15 May 2025
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Chapter 1: Who are the main hosts and guests on The William Montgomery Show?
Recorded live in Austin, Texas, USA. It's the William Montgomery Show. Starring William Montgomery and the devious Casey Rockett. With the Tony Chin Orchestra. The William Montgomery Jr. Dancers. As always, William is joined by the lovely Erica. I'm Casey Rockett. And now here he is, the big red machine, the Memphis Strangler, William Montgomery.
He had it all figured out, my man. He had it all figured out and then freaking, and then he had to get involved in the Gaza war talk and he shouldn't have done that. We get it. He's a, he's a Jewish rabbi, but it's like modest Yahoo stick with the reggae man. Yeah. We don't pick sides.
We're just in it for the beat boxing.
Yes. Stop picking sides. And there is this freaking white reggae dude who sings who I somehow he showed up on my Instagram and I click on it and it's about, um, Oh, he's just a mess. He's a big old mess. I can't even think of the guy's name right now. Neither here nor there. Is that what Modest Yahoo looks like? That's him, yeah. He is a stunner.
He looks like The Flash, the guy who's in The Flash. We need to talk about Kevin. What does that guy's name?
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Chapter 2: What is the controversy surrounding Ezra Miller and the cult allegations?
Ezra Miller.
Ezra Miller, who, by the way, isn't he getting in trouble? Wasn't he, like, touching people in Hawaii or something?
He started a cult.
What was that in fucking Hawaii?
Well, first it was in, like, Rhode Island, and then he took, well, they took their powers to Oahu.
The indigenous girl, the young indigenous girls.
To the big island. What was that, Grant?
Yeah, wasn't there like a kidnapping or something weird? Something like that.
Well, if your kid gets kidnapped by the Flash, good luck. Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What humorous stories do the hosts share about childhood and school experiences?
Oh, you were walking around with it?
Yeah, I was kind of showing it off. Sorry, my little secret.
So cool. That is brave of you guys to do that on the Vageland Strip, dude.
It was on Fremont. Seriously? Yeah, man. I'm walking around like a freaking king without a crown. You know I got to get down.
Damn.
Could you imagine walking down Fremont with Modest Yahoo on, just fucking walking to meet up with your buddies?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah. What was that? Modest Yahoo doing that or like a buddy he had because it's just that one song.
He was the beatbox guy, right? Or else it wouldn't be very impressive if like it was his buddy. I agree. I mean, I think it has to be modest Yahoo. I would pray to all that modest Yahoo holds holy that it is him. We pray to Yahweh.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts discuss their preferences and stories related to chocolate milk and sodas?
It's all excess. I don't drink it too much because it makes me fat really quickly. The soda box? Yeah. If I drink like one soda every day for three days, I could see it. I'll be like, dude, I'm fat as shit.
Well, they have a bunch of calories in them. Yeah.
What's the sugar? I mean, obviously it's the sugar and the calories. Sugar. When you drink them, it just sticks on your big ass.
Yeah, so be careful. If you got one of them big asses and you're like, what is going on? Why is my ass so big? Start with what you're drinking. Drink water.
If we go out, like if I'm just at the comedy club, I won't drink soda. But if we go to the bar after, I'll have a couple sips of a Coke.
That's your order?
There's nothing wrong with that, dude. There's nothing wrong with that. Get done with your set, whatever. You're unwinding.
Sugar water.
Yeah, I used to boof. I used to boof.
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Chapter 5: What is the story about the old man with a bag of beans and the ghost legend?
Stay out of the kennel.
Get out of the yard. Stay out of my face. Because you know what comes next and you're not going to like it. You're going to be on the ground in two. There's going to be two hits. Me hitting you and me hitting you again. And then you're hit. Yes. And then you're hitting the ground. Set your watch. It'll be two seconds. Press start and then press stop when you hit the ground.
It'll be about two seconds, dumbass. So quit messing with us, the big dogs in here.
There's going to be six hits. Me hitting your sternum. You drop into your knee. That's the second hit. Me hitting your ribs. That's the third hit. You standing back up. You bump your head on the ceiling because we're in an RV. Me kicking your shins out from under your legs. You don't fall. I hit you in the sternum again. It hurts my hand. That's the fifth hit. Then you finally die in.
God.
Wait, so that was more than five hits, wasn't it? I think I announced that it would be six. Okay, six. Wasn't that more?
Is this the same one as the guy's hitting his head?
So the head, it depends on if you want to count that. Oh, fair enough. Because that's not exactly me whipping that ass, but it's you getting hurt nonetheless.
Oh, for sure. And you're frazzled. So that's why you should know not to get up so quickly in a freaking RV because you are going to bump your head.
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Chapter 6: What are the experiences shared about hypothermia, cold weather, and survival stories?
He got recruited. He got recruited and he made that mistake. And you think the government's going to give you everything they promise when they're done with you? And believe me this, they will wipe you.
Yes. So I hope you like it down in Guantanamo Bay or one of these other places, because that's where you're probably going to live for some amount of time. Yeah, you're going to end up in a black site like Abu Ghraib. And think about this right now. You're not going to make it in Abu Ghraib. OK, there's no way you got people blasting music at your ass the whole time.
Music you don't like just 24 seven. People are tickling you. People are doing all kind. That's what I've heard. And that would really get me because I get so ticklish, Casey.
Okay, I'll tell you whatever you want. Stop tickling my gams.
Yeah, stop. And then I felt like a little bitch kind of because, as I said, I watched Reservoir Dogs for the first time in a long time. And I'm thinking, man, I'd squeal after they put a little feather on the bottom of my foot. This guy's getting his ear cut off. Like, dude, toughen up a little bit, William. What's going on, man? Yeah. But I don't like laughing too hard.
Like, I love laughing, but if it's too hard, I start feeling insane.
Well, it's hard, right? It's hard. I know. And I know you're tough as nails, but everyone has a weakness. I know.
Mine happens to be that. It's like the weirdest thing. It's like embarrassing.
It's not embarrassing, dude. That's your weakness.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts reflect on friendship circles and social dynamics?
I'm trying to have fun tonight.