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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
Just do a prompt. Tell us about your favorite episode of The Pit or ER.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
Ben and Matt, no. Okay. I don't.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
Oh, yeah. They're my neighbors, actually.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
So I was working as an EMT out in a rural area. I was a college student out there and working on the side. And just to sort of lay the ground for this area, there's a regional hospital that has like an ED, but not like a trauma center or anything. And then 30 minutes away, there's more of a trauma center.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
But I was working one day and we got a call from the hospital that said they need help moving someone from the parking lot into the hospital. Hospitals have rules where they can't move people. But anyways, we go up and we find this woman sitting on an ATV. And two things sort of stood out to me right away. One is that the ATV is perfectly parked. And I just think that that's really impressive.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
that there is some blood coming down her leg. And as soon as we show up, she's like, I'm so sorry that they called you. I'm sure somebody else is dying. You guys should go take care of someone else first. And we're like, no, it's fine. Tell us what happened. She's wearing really tight, skinny jeans. We're exposing her leg, trying to figure out where the bleeding's coming from.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
And she said she was riding up on the mountain range close by with her boyfriend when they flipped over the ATV. Both got hurt, got back on the ATV and rode it at least half an hour. down presumably some trail and then the road to get to the hospital. As she's telling the story, we expose her leg and she has this open fracture of her fibula and tubula on her leg.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
The bone has basically pierced the skin. That's a bad injury. Yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
She didn't realize it because she was wearing tight jeans, but she still got all the way there with the bones sticking out of her leg. So we are like, okay, this is not very high school for you. We're going to have to take you somewhere else. We're like loading her into the ambulance and she's like, please, I'll call a taxi. I'll call a friend to take me.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
Somebody else is dying and you need to go save them. Like, I'm sure somebody else is dying. I'm sure you guys have more important things to do. I should be last on the list. And we're like, no, your bone's sticking out of your leg. This is a completely reasonable reason for an ambulance. We can take you. We eventually convince her, get her in the ambulance, rush her down to the main hospital.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
And on the way for each bump we're hitting, she's like dropping expletives all After each time, she's like, pardon my French. I'm so sorry that I swore.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
Yeah. We're like, for all you want, you have a bone sticking out of your body. That's, I'm sure, incredibly painful. And the paramedics, you know, giving her pain meds, but they only do so much at that dose. Throughout the drive, she's truly like, you can pull over on the side. I'll call a taxi. This is why. We get her to the hospital. We drop her off. And she's like, thank you so much.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
I'll find you after. I'll take you out to lunch. I'll give you guys ice cream or something. Thank you for taking time out of your day. We get paid for this. You're welcome. I leave the hospital just in awe because typically we have people that don't really need an ambulance. Right.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
Yeah. And so I tell absolutely everybody about this amazing patient that I I'm like, she is the best patient I've ever had for all these reasons. Not to mention she parked perfectly.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
And the boyfriend was nowhere to be found. I think he broke his shoulder so he could walk into the ED. So he walked in and was like, my girlfriend can't walk in. Can someone go help her? So anyways, that was over the summer. People come back. I'm still telling people about this best patient that I've ever had. And I'm reading the newspaper a couple months later in the fall.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
And there's been a murder in the town. And I'm like, oh, that's interesting. Obviously, I'm going to click on that. And I'm reading. And it's like, so-and-so has been murdered. So-and-so is in custody. And they show a photo and the name. And I'm like, why do I recognize that person? And the person in the photo is like in a wheelchair. Like, that's my best patient.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
That's my best patient that is being accused of murdering her grandmother on Halloween. with a paperweight and scissors. for a million dollars in inheritance money.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
First of all, she has not been found guilty. She's pleading not guilty. So just to be clear.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
One article said that there's evidence of a second person's DNA. So it could be a tag team. Maybe the boyfriend. Yeah, the broken shoulder.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
Yeah, allegedly she killed her for the inheritance for drugs, which also makes me think maybe she got an opioid addiction from the injury itself.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
Yeah, I don't live out there anymore, but I feel like I'm going to leave her as my best impression of her.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
I mean, I sat there in the library of shock. This is the person that I've been telling everybody about. Yes, your hero. Truly. And I'm still looking for a new best patient. Nobody has fulfilled that yet.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
I actually just lost my license at the start of April because it expired. Not because of anything that I did. Right.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
I'm in med school now, so I will be getting a different degree.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
Thank you for having me. Have a great rest of your day.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: First Responder
Do you want to sing a tune or something? We don't have a theme song. Oh. Okay, great.
Search Engine
The End
We've been sitting here for, like, three hours for a delayed flight to Copenhagen, Denmark.
Search Engine
The End
Uh, this goes back to what Coolio said. I don't really worry about, like, what's gonna happen, like, in the future. I mean, it probably is, like, a big deal. Like, stuff's gonna happen in the future with, like, the ice caps and whatnot melting. But I'm more focused on what's going on right now in our lives compared to our future.
Search Engine
The End
I've heard something similar. Have you ever heard about the pyramids in Antarctica?
Search Engine
The End
There was probably a highly advanced civilization before us that had like an interconnected mind that created all this shit.
The Ramsey Show
Draw a Line in the Sand and Say “I’m Done!”
Hey, George. Hey, Ken. Thanks for taking my call, guys. I'm really excited to say that right before Christmas, I paid off my house, so I'm officially on babysitting. Way to go.
The Ramsey Show
Draw a Line in the Sand and Say “I’m Done!”
You got how many kids? I got six kids ranging from 12 years old all the way down to 10 months. So I got eight of us living in this beautiful paid-off house. Good for you. My question is, I know I could save up for another eight years and pay cash for a bigger, better house. But by then, my kids are going to start graduating. They're going to move out.
The Ramsey Show
Draw a Line in the Sand and Say “I’m Done!”
Would it ever make sense under the Ramsey plan to upgrade to a bigger house with another mortgage? Or is it better to just stick drinking this debt-free Kool-Aid and eventually pay cash?
The Ramsey Show
Draw a Line in the Sand and Say “I’m Done!”
For all eight of us, it looks like if we hit something in the $400,000 range based off of our location, we'd be stepping up from 1,800 square feet to somewhere approaching 3,000 square feet, like 2,800, 2,900. How many bedrooms? That's what our market's looking like. Four bedrooms at least. That's what we've got right now. There's tiny bedrooms.
The Ramsey Show
Draw a Line in the Sand and Say “I’m Done!”
I can say that. I can make them live under a bridge.
The Ramsey Show
Draw a Line in the Sand and Say “I’m Done!”
Yesterday? I'm living my best life now. It's just close quarters.
The Ramsey Show
Draw a Line in the Sand and Say “I’m Done!”
No, no. If the Lord wants me to have more kids, I'll have some more.
The Ramsey Show
Draw a Line in the Sand and Say “I’m Done!”
Well, everybody tells me, like, you know what causes that, right? And I say, yeah, and I'm not willing to give it up. Well, you've got a 10-month-old and a 12-year-old. Wait a second.
The Ramsey Show
Draw a Line in the Sand and Say “I’m Done!”
So not a bunch of money in savings. Why? Because I got a little gazelle intent on paying off the house there at the end. I have three to six months of expenses because I have... no expenses. Um, but yeah, so savings are a little low right now. Okay. You know, 6,000 in the bank.
The Ramsey Show
Draw a Line in the Sand and Say “I’m Done!”
Plus, plus equity, I would be approaching 285.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Let Self-Limitations Keep You From Building Wealth
Hello, Mr. Ramsey. How are you doing today, sir?
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Let Self-Limitations Keep You From Building Wealth
So I was wondering, I know this is a bit of a generalized question, but I was wondering if you had any advice or tips for listeners who feel limited in their potential due to issues with mental health. Tell me more. All right. So just to give you a little bit of background, I'm not in a deep financial hole or anything like that, but there is a bit of family history. Part of it is addiction.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Let Self-Limitations Keep You From Building Wealth
Part of it is mental health. My mother had depression and anxiety. My father, gambling addict. Great parents at the end of the day. Very fantastic parents. They did a good job. But family history there that just kind of caused disruptions in my childhood and then into adulthood. On my personal end, my mother passed away in 2017.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Let Self-Limitations Keep You From Building Wealth
When that happened, I received an inheritance, obviously, and I just was not smart with it the way I needed to be. Instead of investing it, instead of using that to catapult myself into a stable future, I ended up spending it. I still think about those mistakes to this day, and now I'm in a situation, I'm approaching 30, I would like to be able to
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Let Self-Limitations Keep You From Building Wealth
start a family, have financial stability, all these different things. But those past failures combined with the family history really just kind of put a damper on those thoughts. So it's hard to have long-term motivation.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Let Self-Limitations Keep You From Building Wealth
So when I was younger, I was diagnosed Asperger's syndrome. Now that's changed since then. Obviously, they got rid of that diagnosis. So I think it's just autism. I mean, outside of that, there's definitely a little bit of anxiety and things of that nature.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Let Self-Limitations Keep You From Building Wealth
So, I mean, like in terms of the money that's already gone, like I do think about just how could I have been smarter with it? And like in the present day, how can I budget my money? How can I make sure that money set aside for emergencies for a future? So in those avenues, I'm doing well. I do have money saved up. I have a 401k. I have a Roth IRA.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Let Self-Limitations Keep You From Building Wealth
I think right now it's just I don't think that I'm branching out on my own and being independent enough. So I'm living with my dad now. We both kind of need each other. I think I'm helping him financially. He's helping me emotionally. So we're a good team. Do you need emotional support right now, Grant? I'm not through a therapist. I've tried this in the past.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Let Self-Limitations Keep You From Building Wealth
I'm just a little, I don't want to say cynical, but doubtful maybe. It's just like a little tough to kind of cope up.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Let Self-Limitations Keep You From Building Wealth
Well, emotionally, it's just that, as you could tell just from this brief phone call, there's a lot of self-doubt there, and he does try to be as encouraging as possible. You know, this time a year ago, I was originally an operations manager for a shipping company, and I did really well and just worked. you know, some wear and tear emotionally, physically, I ended up losing that job.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Let Self-Limitations Keep You From Building Wealth
And that really rocked my confidence. He ended up being the person there that just got me through that.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Let Self-Limitations Keep You From Building Wealth
Yeah, it wasn't the, uh, it wasn't the electric bill necessarily. We were, so the original plan when I moved in with him was, we're going to get, we're going to get all sideways.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Let Self-Limitations Keep You From Building Wealth
I think it's just, I guess, how can I branch away and become independent?
The Viall Files
E910 - Joel Kim Booster, Grant & Juliana, Temptation Island, Summer House, Southern Charm, RHOBH & RHOA
Yeah. I'm going out there on Wednesday to book my flight for Wednesday. So we've got a whole itinerary planned of travel. Okay.
The Viall Files
E910 - Joel Kim Booster, Grant & Juliana, Temptation Island, Summer House, Southern Charm, RHOBH & RHOA
Listen, I express regret and AFR 100%. And, you know, I don't take back anything I said, because in my perspective, I made sure that I didn't make any promises. You know, I didn't make any promises to Julian on. And I understand how certain things could be misconstrued or maybe looked at with hope and maybe that saying, I love you. And but I did. I did. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Viall Files
E910 - Joel Kim Booster, Grant & Juliana, Temptation Island, Summer House, Southern Charm, RHOBH & RHOA
Thank you. Thank you.
The Viall Files
E910 - Joel Kim Booster, Grant & Juliana, Temptation Island, Summer House, Southern Charm, RHOBH & RHOA
Thank you.
The Viall Files
E910 - Joel Kim Booster, Grant & Juliana, Temptation Island, Summer House, Southern Charm, RHOBH & RHOA
Thank you.
The Viall Files
E910 - Joel Kim Booster, Grant & Juliana, Temptation Island, Summer House, Southern Charm, RHOBH & RHOA
The Viall Files
E910 - Joel Kim Booster, Grant & Juliana, Temptation Island, Summer House, Southern Charm, RHOBH & RHOA
There's also like really awkward situations where people that you've never met or never really talked to are like, you know, trying to say certain things about you or, you know, making certain videos and just like we're the type of people. We don't really entertain that.
The Viall Files
E910 - Joel Kim Booster, Grant & Juliana, Temptation Island, Summer House, Southern Charm, RHOBH & RHOA
You know, if you've got a problem with me or Jewel, you know, you say it to our face, you don't make it, you know, you don't make videos about it or take subtle.
The Viall Files
E910 - Joel Kim Booster, Grant & Juliana, Temptation Island, Summer House, Southern Charm, RHOBH & RHOA
Until you know something, this is going to pass for us. And like, we're going to, so we don't, we, I went in there knowing this and I didn't go in there.
The Viall Files
E910 - Joel Kim Booster, Grant & Juliana, Temptation Island, Summer House, Southern Charm, RHOBH & RHOA
looking for any type of clout or anything you know I went in there trying to find my person yes you know we have interests and hobbies but that's just expression and and this phase and we're going to be on a beach somewhere having some mimosas with our family and not worrying about guys making tiktoks or you know people talking it's just that's just what it is so
The Viall Files
E910 - Joel Kim Booster, Grant & Juliana, Temptation Island, Summer House, Southern Charm, RHOBH & RHOA
I just want to say peace and love to you guys. I've been on your platform a couple times. You guys do a great job and Yeah, just, you know, continue doing what you're doing. And yeah, I really appreciate you having us. And yeah, I hope to see you guys again one day.
The Viall Files
E910 - Joel Kim Booster, Grant & Juliana, Temptation Island, Summer House, Southern Charm, RHOBH & RHOA
Appreciate that, Nick.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Ugly men get away with stuff too. Let's be clear.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Why was he kind of giving Lisa Barlow that?
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
It's very different.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Your accountant's like, oh my God, you listen to my SoundCloud? Nick Viall listens to my SoundCloud?
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
I'm fine.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
You know.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Well, I feel like it's a joint pop collaboration at this point, you know, it's like, yeah, it's my sound, but I feel like the enthusiasm and support is like for both of us. I feel like people are loving the music in lieu of support.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Who left two of the voicemails?
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Which one left? She's making music.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
He said that to her? That can't be a thing.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
I just said, you think you talk fast. It's like he had Spencer in Fast Forward. It was incredible. And it was the most concise conversation, blown away, inspired, blown. I was like, who? Did I just talk to an alien? That was unbelievable.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
He was like, mamacita, I got you. And God is going to put us together for a reason. And we're going to help the world. And yeah, the whole thing. And he's like, I got you. Don't worry. We're going to help other people. And I can't wait. And I always want to, you know, it's part of my life now. blah, blah, blah, to always help. And anyways, the way he said it was so unbelievable.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
I was like, bye, and hung up and started crying. I was like, that was the best conversation I've ever had. I think I probably said, yeah, sure, great.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
It is interesting, though, because we did an interview with ET after and they came up to Santa Barbara and they're like, has this made you closer? And we're both kind of like, no, because we've been through so much and we always are so close. And we you know what I mean? So it doesn't. really make us closer.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Like this is just another obstacle that we move through with this foundation that we've had. I think we've faced more opposition and criticism and, you know, negativity than most couples. And so we've had to really navigate through a lot of things. And this is obviously way more devastating and a different level of that. But it is interesting what you're saying.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
You would think that something like this is like, oh, well, we got to bond together. It's like, frick, this is just one more single moment.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Yeah.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
We called 911 to have someone go check on him. And they're like, absolutely not. No one is going there. Those roads are. Unaccessible. Whatever he is doing is taking his own life at risk. We are not sending anyone to go check on him.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
You just need to hold him and validate his feelings, you know? And so we're definitely, you know, dealing with that. So. He missed a lot of the trauma. Thankfully, he was really sick and we had him home from school and the school had to evacuate. And I heard that was really traumatic for a lot of kids because parents were screaming and, you know, having to get their kids and like, let's go.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
And it was like really hectic. So at least he missed that. But he misses his life and his school and his friends. Yeah. He loved go, we had the hiking trail and I always made a big deal and he would catch lizards every day, right? Like that was our thing. And I always am very big on taking my boys outside. So we had like this private hiking trail that I think he misses the most.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
And he's worried about all of his animal friends. And we saw this coyote that we saw every day. I know it's dangerous, but we love this coyote. We didn't feed it. Yeah, Spencer wanted to. I was like, they're rabid.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Like what are you, no. Sweet old baby coyote.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Yeah. So it's, it's interesting with kids because you don't want to like project your feelings on them, but you want like to allow him space to have his and kind of when it's time. And I encourage him to talk to like a new babysitter about it and like, oh yeah, well, how does that make you feel? Or, you know, just people he can, casually bring it up to, you know, and talk about it.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
But it's definitely really difficult. And he's doing a good job transitioning and stuff. But it's a lot for everybody.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
And we have dealt with it differently, like together, but differently. So like Spencer's been on such a high and like high energy and trying to like really rally everyone. He did such an incredible job. And I think that was really like therapeutic for him to be able to be proactive and provide. And like, I hunkered in a little bit more and like was trying to do my part too, but like focusing on
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
the kids and the house and getting them in school and trying to convince Spencer to sleep. So I haven't been on as high of the highs as Spencer. I'm just more of like, okay, it's exciting and great. And when things translate into money, I can be more excited, but I haven't You know what I mean?
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
So like, yeah, and I get sad and then I'll like pray about it and like let myself go through the emotions, I think, a little more from the beginning than Spencer did.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
So I think for me, I'm actually like able to slowly move forward where I feel like for Spencer now, you're feeling it a little more like emotionally than in the beginning, you know, because it's like when you're blocking it out and you're working and you're like digging yourself into work, it's like...
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Yeah, the hard thing with tragedy and being in the spotlight is for me, the reason I've always been open and wanted to share it is because you're going through that pain and there's no right or wrong way to cope with it, but maybe to be able to help someone else not feel so alone in that situation. And, like, you guys have each other and we have each other, but some people don't. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
And so to, like, be able to... Sometimes it just helps to hear someone else's story.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Yeah. So it's so hard to do. And I feel like it's really important work if you're willing and, like, wanting and able to share that because you never know whose life you're really touching. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
You know, so... for you guys anyways. And I can't imagine how hard to share, but you never know who.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Yeah. You know, that's what I always liked about reality TV. And even like yesterday when we were filming something, I just always felt like it was kind of therapeutic because maybe you're not going to like sit down and have these moments with no phones, with no anything, and just like sit there and look at someone and be like, Okay. And same with like a podcast.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
It forces kind of these conversations that maybe you're not even realizing each other's feeling, you know, like how I've been feeling and I haven't been able to really tell Spencer. It's like, it is so sad and devastating, but like my home is Spencer. And like, that's where I feel like happy and comfortable and confident. And like, So wherever Spencer is, that's where I feel like safe and happy.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
And I was able to like sit down and articulate that to him. And I was like, okay, yeah, it's so sad. But I love our home also so much because that's like where we live and love and raise our family and obviously all the things in and we work so hard. But like my home is Spencer, you know, like that's how I feel. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Same home. Same roof.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Yeah. And, you know, I'm starting to finally, like, actually be more excited about it, too, because I just had so much going on. And, you know, the audience is so fickle. And so it just feels like, okay, great. Everyone's excited. Then next week, you never know how everyone's going to feel. But it does seem more...
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Make sure to stream Superficial. Buy it on iTunes.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Brought me three purses. Designer. Own closet.
The Viall Files
E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Sunglasses.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Did you see J-Lo?
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
I literally was like, she's wearing a spiderweb dress. I was like, I'm totally making this connection myself because it's personal.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Yeah. I think that's the misconception. What so many people think it's like, we have been in this industry, you know, feast or famine for years. And it's mostly been famine, you know? And we like make that,
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
last in between and we hustle really hard and I have like the Chanel bag from 15 years ago or whatever, you know that I couldn't buy now or what are like my one pair of Golden Goose shoes that I bought four years ago or you know, it's like There was like the only pair of shoes I grabbed I
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
But yeah, it's just so many of the things we at this moment can't replace and work so hard to have like the nice knives that we got like once a year, like these little things.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
For the first time in 10 years.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
He said to Spencer yesterday, I'm like, don't go down there. Or like, and he's like, oh no, the firemen are down here without masks and everything or whatever.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
No, I said it. I literally said it. I was like, just don't do that. I was like.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
oh no I got out of a horror movie so it's weird going back though what I didn't anticipate was not wanting to leave it's like a weird yeah it's like a weird you still see your life there even though it's all in ash yeah it's weird because it still like feels like home but it's not so you like don't want to leave you know
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Yeah, I see why now. They're all here. I see why. I see how, you know, because I was like, man, how are you there? Like, it's so devastating, but you're like, okay, can I like put a tent up there? You know, you just kind of like, it's this weird calling still to you. It's like a part of your soul. Yeah. Okay.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
I think everyone is extremely motivated to rebuild the Palisades as quickly as possible. Every friend I know has lost their house. Everybody is desperate for that community. It's a special place. It really is. And what Spencer continues to say is his parents, all these people, They bought their house 50 years ago, 30 years ago.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
So the prices just recently increased to be millions of dollars, but they were like, you know, which was still expensive, but like 200,000, 300,000. And most of these people can't rebuild. So not only is a settlement for, you know, it's for the town, it's for people who can't rebuild and can't afford it. At this point, we can't afford to rebuild our house.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
You know, so we also need to, and that's why we're hustling so hard. It's like, All right, we'll get the debris removed and then see how hard we can hustle and how much of the house we can rebuild. And, you know, how are we going to do that? How is everyone in this town going to do that?
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
I can't take the kids out of school.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Um, no, I think he did a dismissal of an apology a few years ago and then he reset it. Something else horrific again recently. And I was just like, I've never met you. I don't even know you. I don't talk about you. Yeah.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Right. But you know what? I've seen a few things he's said about other women and I'm kind of like, who is talking to people like that? How is this allowed publicly and acceptable?
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Oh my God. Okay. I know it's so hard for Spencer dealing with all these superstars and they're like, but you can't talk about it. He's like, you know, cause he's so used to like wanting to talk about everything and like start hyping it.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Well, Pitbull was one of them. For a minute, they were like, don't say anything.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Refresh, refresh, refresh. How is parent life for you guys?
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
It's the best. She turns one on Sunday. Oh, my gosh.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
That's so big. She's starting to walk. Who did she walk to? How did that happen?
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's that time where you're like the table, you know, Spencer used to be like, get rid of all the furniture. I'm like, I'm not getting rid of all the furniture. Cause the baby's learning to walk. We can't do that.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Well, I was offered Madison Square Garden with somebody and I was like, okay, I think I'll do that one. Fuck yeah. Yeah. So I was like, that was definitely a dream to do that.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
I should look at, it's someone who's going on tour and it's one of their tour dates and the person was like, you can take any date that you want.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Okay. We would like to be there. Okay. But I was like, oh, I need to start like practicing. Yeah. Like that's a lot to rehearse.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
I did it with Mal Forever, like Mike's on with the track a few weeks ago or whatever, like a few months ago, I guess. You got it.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Okay. Hi, this is Heidi Montag, and you are listening to my new exclusive track with Pitbull, I'll Do It.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
It's so good. It's crazy. It's so good. So yesterday I had to go in the studio and do the ad libs. It's so good. So he's really into charity. And he was like, you know, I don't publicly do a lot of things, but I always make sure to, you know, privately. He's like very immersed in, you know, a lot of things. So and he's very inspiring. He's a very inspiring human being.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
I'll hug any hugs.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
That's crazy.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Yeah.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Dealing with a superstar, too. It's a lot more than just me.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Like, yeah. And I haven't done those ad-libs in so many years. I was actually really nervous about doing them. I was like, what if I'm not as good as I was then? And like, you know, and so then I did. And I was really happy.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
I hope to God, please God, you know? Yeah. But it does show you how, like when people react towards you, what's so helpful. To be able to give something like that back, like you're saying, you know, so it and we have always been really big on like helping anyone around us in any capacity.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Like we like Spencer said, flower, like our friends, anything, you know, and so it's really been different to like receive that because I feel like for Spencer and I both, we kind of have a hard time receiving. We're both like such take this and take that. And what can we do for you? So it's been really crazy to to like learn to just like accept. help and accept things. It's a weird thing.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
It sounds like in life, you know, but it is like, okay, all right.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Producer has concern.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
You know, it's something deep in you that you can never get rid of. I just know how to do it. I know. Give it to him. Give it to him. It's like riding a bike.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
I don't know why I didn't video that. That should have been a TikTok.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
We got you.
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E876 - Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Olivia Holt, Rachael Speaks, Bachelor Grant’s Music & 6min Voice Memos
Spencer's telling everybody, buy the music.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Taylor, ich bin sorry, ich muss hier unterdrücken.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Er hat dich nicht nur einmal getötet. Ich habe ihn nicht getötet, das ist die Wahrheit.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Die Wahrheit muss ihn als Person getötet haben?
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Yeah, I mean, there was a lot of resentment from the beginning.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
I cheated on Ashley. Okay. How did Ashley find out? She got a DM.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
No. You didn't. Well, that's kind of why we ultimately decided that the show could be a good idea, right? Okay. So that you guys going on the show was a direct result from your initial infidelity? We had a very real intention for going on the show. I think a lot of the other couples had months of thinking about it, applying and whatever else. We had like two weeks.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
It was very sudden, but we decided to do it. We thought it's either going to make us or it's going to break us. So that's why we went, you know.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Das ist verdammt verrückt. Was meinst du? Du hast mich bereits verraten. Ich habe schon genug verdammt. Und du willst mich auf eine Insel mit zwölf Single-Girls setzen? Das ist verdammt verrückt.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
so in a way do you think you were almost doubting your ability to it's it's more that it was just it's obviously a show like there's no good reason of uh that i could think of to go at the initially when you know she said hey you know this guy reached out and you know we could maybe go on this netflix show at first i was like no why would we do that that makes no sense then you know started thinking about it i was like
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Weißt du was? Das könnte eine goldene Gelegenheit sein. Ich muss nur drei Wochen nicht mit einer Mädchen schlafen und du lässt das Resentiment weg?
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Weil sie bereits dieses Resentiment hatte.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ich habe dich in der Vergangenheit verliert. Ich habe versucht, dich seit einem Jahr und einem halben Jahr zu verletzen. Es war ein Schmerz für uns beide. Du lässt dich nicht in Resentiment verletzen. Okay, ich muss nicht verlieben, was ich jetzt nicht mache. Okay, lass uns das machen. Okay. Das war mein Gedankenprozess, weshalb ich sagte, okay, gut, lass uns offen sein. Okay. Weißt du?
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Vielen Dank.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
I'm sorry, the one message that I did share, it was her explaining how poorly she treated me. She's saying she didn't beat my spirit into a pulp, but oh my god, I think what I was missing in all of my past relationships, my whole life, Ich war nie wirklich mit dem, mit wem ich war, verantwortlich. Und ich denke, das hat eine große Rolle gespielt.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Und mich zu verletzen, ein Verletzter zu sein und ständig rauszusteigen. Und wenn wir ausbrechen, mich zu finden, eine andere Frau zu finden, um diese Leere zu füllen. Ich war nie komplett verantwortlich. Und während dieser sechs Monate nach dem Show, wünschte ich mir, dass ich darauf zurückblicken könnte und es vergesse, weil es so schmerzhaft ist. Aber ich war nie so sicher.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Und... So sicher über was? So sure about what I was doing, I guess.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
And that was fighting for her and making sure that she only felt love and understanding and that I was there no matter what. And when she's saying she didn't beat me to pole, I mean, she was a bully.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ja, ich bin nicht verletzt, dass sie meinen Wachstum nicht akzeptiert hat, weil sie es letztendlich getan hat. Was ich jetzt verletzt habe, ist sehr anders als vorher. Es war wirklich hart, als sie mit mir am Ende, am Ende des Januari oder so, getroffen hat. Ich wusste, dass ich alles getan hätte, was ich konnte. Ich wusste, dass ich die beste Version von mir selbst für sie geworden wäre.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ich wünschte, dass ich es schneller machen würde, aber ich habe es nicht getan. Und nein, ich war nicht wütend, dass sie es beendet hat, weil sie schmerzhaft war. Ich war schmerzhaft am Kämpfen und war zerstört. Es war hart. I would have kept going forever, but she ended it and it was okay.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
And after she ended it, when she was remorseful for ending it and when she was reaching out to try and fix it, I was trying to get myself in the headspace that I am now, where I just need to walk away. We're broken. It's impossible. I've given you everything. You're not going to forgive me. It's okay. And now I'm feeling differently because of wie sie Dinge online darstellt, es tötet mich.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ja, mein Video, das sie zu sprechen hat, war das gesamte Ziel, es nur zu versuchen, den Leuten zu sagen, stopp es zu hassen. Diese Natalie-Frau, für die ich gedatet habe und für die ich gefällt habe, hat viel Hass bekommen. Und ich habe mich in diesem Liebetriangle gefunden, wo ich Ashley liebte, ich liebte Natalie, und der gesamte Zweck dieses Videos war es,
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ich versuchte, die Leute an Natalie zu stoppen.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ich war so aufmerksam, um mich zu erklären und um die Leute zu verstehen. Und hey, hier ist die Wahrheit. Hier ist die Wahrheit, was tatsächlich passiert ist, weil sie sich verletzt hat.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Actually, I didn't need protecting. She has a cult following of love. She didn't need protecting, I didn't think. And the videos that I'm talking about of her bashing on me, no, she hasn't bashed on me per se, but anyone watching any of those videos, it is so clear that Sie spielt die Rolle der Person, die ich bin. Sie ist passiv-aggressiv. Es ist immer... Es triggert dich. Was auch immer.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ich meine, wie ich mich darüber fühle, ist egal. Es ist der Fakt, dass ich diese Idee hatte, dass sie mir immer erklärt hat, wie leidenschaftlich sie ist und wie viel sie an meinem Rücken hat. Und auch in diesen sechs Monaten und wie sie arbeitet, ist nicht leidenschaftlich. Es tötet mich, weil sie sagt, dass sie mich und meine Tochter liebt. Aber es ist... Und ich habe...
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Also habe ich nicht angefangen, die Wahrheit zu verteidigen und die Wahrheit zu erklären, bis ich diese Videos, die sie postete, wie ich einen Freund habe, wenn du zwei hast. Ja, ich bin zurückgekommen.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
I don't think we owe anything to anyone. I was asking her if she would please just say how she really felt. I just didn't understand how she was downplaying what we had while telling me, no, I do love you and I want the best for you and I don't want you to get this hate. When in my head, you posting these, yes, funny TikToks, but being passive aggressive towards me.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Er sagt, hey, ich bin nichts mehr. Er ist nur verrückt. Blablabla. Wie mit Natalie live zu sein und all diese Dinge zu machen.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ja, das ist das, was ich zu Beginn gesagt habe. Es gab viel Geräusch und ich habe mich darauf konzentriert, es zu erklären. Und jetzt weiß ich, dass es nicht wichtig ist und es ist okay.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Meine Ausdruckung gegen Ashley, die einzige Zeit, in der ich das gemacht habe, war, meine Stimme auf dem Telefon zu rufen.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Before the show was released. I've never deleted messages on my phone. I have probably 900,000 messages.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Listen, I didn't come here to attack. I didn't come here to point fingers. I came here because you guys requested us to come.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ich verliere das Weinen. Das ist es. Ich verliere es nicht, Natalie zu verteidigen. Ich verliere es nicht, Ashley zu verteidigen, wenn Leute sagen, hey, sagst du, dass es ihre Schuld ist? Nein, sie hat sich nicht verletzt. Bist du verdammt dumm? Ich habe sie verletzt.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Es ist klar, ich bin derjenige, der sich verletzt hat, egal ob meine Vorstellungen, meine Umstände, egal ob wir auf einem verrückten TV-Show waren. Ich bin derjenige, der sich verletzt hat. Das ist das.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Es war nicht nur das, du musst dich daran erinnern. Ja, ich habe diesen Clip gesehen, aber ich hatte auch ein ganzes Haus voll von Produzenten und Interviews, wo es ziemlich klar war, Grant, diese Frau mag dich nicht. Sie ist da drüben, nur auf dich schütteln.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Und das sind, weißt du, Stimmen, die ich von anderen Menschen, von Produzenten und den Leuten, die ich gerade getroffen habe, sind wie, ja, ich meine, als wir sie getroffen haben, ich meine, sie war immer noch, weißt du, Sie sprach nicht wirklich schön über dich, richtig? Also habe ich all das. Und dann hatte ich den Clip von ihr, die sagte, ich werde sie nie mehr verlassen.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Das ist Verzeihung, bla, bla, bla. Ich meine, ich begann wirklich zu fragen. Ich war so, verdammt, will ich das überhaupt? Will ich das für mich selbst? Ich denke nicht so. Scheiße. Und dann ging ich wieder und wieder und wieder und wieder. Ich meine, ich habe meine Meinung verloren.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Und das ist, was ich sagte. Du hast mich gefragt, wann ich meine Lektion gelernt habe, wenn ich es jemals gemacht habe. Und diese ganze Erfahrung habe ich nie gemacht. Ich habe genug geschaut, wo ich mir gedacht habe, okay, behandle ich sie so gut wie möglich? Und ja, wir würden zusammenbrechen, zusammenbekommen, zusammenbrechen, zusammenbekommen.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Aber wenn wir zusammengekommen wären, hätte ich nichts verändert, was in mir drin war. Ich habe nie wirklich die tiefe Arbeit nach dem Show gemacht. Das ist das, was ich sage. Ich bin sehr stolz auf mich selbst für das, wie ich gespielt habe, wie ich mich verändert habe, wie ich auf mich selbst gearbeitet habe.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ich bin nicht stolz darauf, dass ich all deine Opinionen und alles, was du gemacht hast, zu mir bekommen habe. Ich hätte es nicht tun sollen, wenn ich mein Stück verkaufen würde, und ich musste es nicht tun. Also nein, ich bin nicht stolz darauf. Ich bin froh, dass ich endlich bemerkt habe, dass es egal ist, was alle anderen denken. Und auch auf dem Show ist es das, was ich gemacht habe.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Was denken die Produzenten? Was denken die Jungs? Was, weißt du, in dieser Interview, was wird es aussehen? Ich meine, bin ich verrückt? wirklich versuchen, diese Frau zu fangen, oder bin ich für jemand anderes gemeint?
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ja, also das letzte Jahr war ich völlig überzeugt, dass die ersten drei Episoden mich nur weinen würden, weil ich nicht wusste, was ich tun sollte. Und das waren alle meine Interviews.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Es war eine Lüge. Oh, Grant weint wieder. Ich war so schmerzhaft, schmerzhaft verwirrt, wirklich, ist es, mit dem ich gearbeitet habe. Nein, ich verzeihe meinen Arsch nicht für mich, Natalie. Und ich fühle mich nicht, dass ich ein Opfer von Ashley bin. Ich habe mich immer wieder in der Situation mit Ashley befasst, wie sie es mit mir gemacht hat. Wir haben das hin und her gemacht.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ich habe das für mich selbst gemacht. Ich blame sie nicht dafür, dass ich mich so fühle. Es war meine eigene Schuld, dass ich reagiert habe.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Dann warum startest du, Danny zu posten, als würdest du in einer Beziehung sein? Weißt du, dass... Ich meine, zwei Tage vorher hast du mich getreut und gesagt, ich liebe dich und ich vermisse dich. Und was tun wir?
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Wenn du investiert bist in es und du mir versuchst, dich zu folgen, Yes, you were absolutely breaking me down. And yes, I was taking it because I knew that this is what I wanted. And I was trying to prove that to you. And I didn't back off at all. I never went back to what I was doing. When you broke up with me, yeah, I lost it again.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
You broke up with me and then the day after begged for me back.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
What do you mean? I'm not dating anyone. I'm not cheating on anyone.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Sie spricht von dem, was ich fühle in mir selbst. Ich habe sie überhaupt nicht getötet. Bist du ernsthaft? Gib mir bitte ein Beispiel, real quick. Wie habe ich dich getötet?
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ich habe meine Stimme erhoben. Das war nicht valid. Aber die Worte, die ich sagte, absolut. Du hast nicht die Mutter meines Kindes für 45 Minuten gerufen, traurig über mich zu weinen.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
No, that wasn't a bad thing to do. I appreciate that.
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Oh, yeah. The fact that she's posting and acting like I was nothing and she got back with me for .2 seconds and all these other things, downplaying this intense six months we had, is what...
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
made me say what i said i was saying ashley just be real stop like pretending like we're nothing stop pretending like you're dating danny you guys never even dated like why are you acting like we didn't have these six months of intense growth together and and trying to make it work why are you acting like it keep throwing around six months like i don't know what number you're trying to prove
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ich glaubte, dass ihre Intentionen wahr waren. Und ich glaubte, dass wir tatsächlich eine Verbindung hatten, die real war.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Das ist der Grund, warum es mich reagiert hat. Ich habe nichts zu dir gemacht.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
I just felt like it was all fake. Wow, why did I ever introduce... Unsere Beziehung. Sie hat mich überzeugt, dass sie eine leidenschaftliche Frau ist, aber sie hat nie mit mir gesprochen. Wir sind nicht zusammen.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
From the beginning, after I messed up initially, I had been just fighting for her respect back. And it felt like no matter what happened, I couldn't get it.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
nachdem sie mit mir verabschiedet wurde, Februar, was auch immer es war, und die Botschaft von ihr erhielt, dass sie mein Wachstum erhielt, den Mann, den ich geworden bin, erhielt, wie viel Arbeit ich darstellt habe, erhielt, dass sie mich verabschiedet hat und dass sie mich entschuldigt hat. Das hat mir viel bedeutet, obwohl ich ein bisschen zu Angst war, darauf zurückzukehren.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Weil, wie du gesagt hast, es sah so aus, als wäre es zu weit weg. Ich habe gehört, dass sie sich überrascht hat, was da passiert ist. Das war wichtig für mich, weil ich das ganze Zeit für deine Aufmerksamkeit kämpfte. Was wolltest du mir tun? Was war das?
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ich weiß es nicht. Nicht so, als ob wir nie zusammen gewesen wären.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ich habe nie gemacht, als ob wir nie zusammen gewesen wären. Nichts, was du gemacht hast, ehrlich gesagt. The last thing I expected was for you to act like nothing happened, was for you to act like the grant on the show was the same grant that was with you.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
I've already said it and I'll say it again. I was wrong for expecting anything of you. I let the noise get to my head. The past two weeks have been hell for me. Now I realize it. I don't expect anything from you. I don't need to prove myself. You know what we had. You know what I gave you. You know what you took from me, from my spirit. Okay. And that's it. Now we're here.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
We don't need to talk about it anymore. And coming from the guy who keeps fucking talking, right? But like, I don't, I'm done with it. I'm done with it.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Und ich brauche nichts. Ich habe nur erklärt, deine Frage war, warum es mir so wichtig war. Damals war das, warum es mir so wichtig war. Das ist das, was mich verletzt hat. Ich fühlte, Taylor, du wolltest etwas sagen.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Kann ich dir etwas fragen? Wirklich? Wie fühlst du dich, wenn du was postest? Weißt du, was es mir gemacht hat? Und es ist ein bisschen rhetorisch, weil ich weiß, dass du es weißt. Aber ich will etwas Reales hören. Von dir. Wie kannst du das tun? Du hast es vielleicht nicht erwähnt, dass du gesagt hast, oh, fuck Grant.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Aber wie fühlst du dich über die Art, wie du über mich gesprochen hast und deinen Ton über mich nach dem, was wir hatten?
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Also das ist es, was mich bis jetzt verletzt hat. Es ist, weil es es so gemacht hat, als ob alles im Verlust war. Als ob es für nichts war.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
So after the show I heard rumors that Ashley was dating Danny after her and I broke up. I asked her about it and she said, no, no, don't worry, there's nothing going on, I love you, right? And then I see her that same night at this premiere party we had and she walked in, saw me, held Danny's hand, walked right by me and... I actually walked in with Logan and Danny.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Sorry, you walked in with two guys. I wasn't just holding one guy's hand. All throughout the next several days, it's, I love you, I'm sorry you're dealing with hate, but what can I do? If I say anything, I'm just going to look crazy. And this and that, while simultaneously making fun of what we had. It made it like, hey, no, there's nothing going on with Danny, don't worry.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
But let me post Danny in every photo. Let me act like I'm dating him. Sie machte mir sicher, dass sie mich hier hat, aber äh, fuck you at the same time.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Everyone sends it to me. The amount of stuff I get sent. That's not her fault.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
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The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
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The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
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E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
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The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Okay, aber die Art und Weise, wie ich mich verändert habe, war meine Fähigkeit, vulnerable zu werden und dich zu lieben und dich zu unterstützen und dich zu kümmern und zu hören. Und all diese Dinge habe ich verändert. Und ich habe dich nicht verletzt. Ich war leidenschaftlich. Das waren die Dinge, die ich verändert habe.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Worryen Sie über etwas, was ich gemacht habe, nachdem wir verbreitet haben, hat nichts mit Ihnen zu tun. Du denkst, dass du... Correct, which is why I'm saying that you're okay to do that. I was wrong for being angry at you, is what I'm saying.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Absolutely. Absolutely. I think we all do until we're dead. That's fair.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
In my past relationships, I have cheated.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ich habe mich darüber nachgedacht, dass meine Tochter mich als Beispiel anschaut. Nach dem Show und nicht nur nach der Verletzung von Ashley während des Shows, aber auch nach der Verletzung von Natalie nach dem Show mit Ashley. Das ist das, was mich verändert hat. Ich dachte mir, okay, du bist jetzt 29 Jahre alt. Für die letzten zehn Jahre deiner Leben bist du
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Not completely vulnerable in every relationship that you've been in and you have stepped out and tried to find love elsewhere because you're not giving what you're expecting. You know, I had to go through all these kind of reality checks. And so when I think about my daughter, who is
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
literally the perfect ball of love um of course i don't want her to meet someone like i was no way no way so it's my responsibility now to make sure that i am setting a good example and she can hopefully i find someone that uh i could start off right i can ask the right questions early on i could treat them with respect and love and kindness what ashley deserved from the beginning
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Und meine Tochter kann das sehen, wie sie wächst. Sie ist nur sechs Jahre alt. Danke Gott. Ich wünschte mir, dass ich das vorher gelernt hätte, bevor sie geboren wurde. Aber das ist nicht so. Und ich habe es jetzt gelernt. Also ist das mein Weg. Also von jetzt an möchte ich sicher sein, dass ich auf das, was ich gelernt habe, aufgrund von all diesen Dingen, wahr?
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Und wenn es Zeit kommt, hoffe ich, dass meine Tochter und ich eine Beziehung haben, in der sie fühlt, als ob sie mit mir sprechen könnte. Ich bin persönlich in einer Familie geboren, in der I couldn't really talk to my parents about personal things, relationship things. And it's not because I couldn't, but it's because the way the dynamic was, they were parents and not friends.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
100% parents, not friends. Like we don't do these things. So when I would go to friends' houses, I felt like I could talk more freely with other people's parents than my own. Und ich möchte das nicht mit meiner Tochter, weil, ich meine, eine Vielzahl von Gründen. Aber das ist mein Plan von Aktion, wie man mit dem, was potenziell kommen könnte. Und es ist mehr möglich, als nicht zu passieren.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Und egal, ob du sagen willst, es ist Karma oder das oder das, es ist sehr möglich, dass es passieren wird. Und ich hoffe einfach, dass ich es ihr erklären kann. wie ich früher war und wie viele Leute, die ich verletzt habe, und hoffentlich setze ich ein gutes Beispiel und wir können darüber reden. Wenn ich zu diesem Punkt komme, hoffe ich, dass ich viel mehr gelernt habe, als ich jetzt weiß.
The Viall Files
E908 Going Deeper – Temptation Island Reunion
Ich weiß es nicht, aber ich will nur ein gutes Beispiel sein.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
And he didn't. I think he did not. Maybe he said thank you once you said that. Right. I can't remember. Which was nice of you to say. Yeah, I don't know. Grant, I saved this guy's life. I gave him the Heimlich maneuver. I was going to ask how he was choking, choking on turkey meat, deli meat. We were in some random person's hotel room and were wasted. And Ryan, he's in trouble.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I can tell he's in trouble by looking at his face and he's choking on the turkey meat. And then I give him the Heimlich maneuver.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh, yeah, I did as hard as I could. I got up behind his ass. And he had a Speedo on. Yeah, he had a Speedo on. I'm smelling behind his neck, kissing behind his neck a little bit. I'm like, okay, this is maybe going to hurt, but I got to do it hard.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, I was like, you know I love you.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, he kind of Filipino-y. Very dark, small nipples. Yes, dark, small nipples.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Woo. Super sassy. And he was real sassy when he's choking on that turkey meat. He was real sassy and he should have been sassy because I'm like, dude, you're running out of oxygen. But yeah, I did it. Got up behind him just gingerly. But then with a lot of force, I really thrust forward or whatever. Yeah. And it got out. And I do appreciate you saying something. You got his ass. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
And it was sweet. And again, I think I deserve a thank you when I save somebody's life. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. Don't you think, Grant, or am I crazy? Again, I was having all these second thoughts. I'm like, am I a psychopath? Yeah, man, that's heroic. Yeah. Don't you think? And maybe it's weird. Maybe my problem is I was kind of expecting in my fantasy world.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I was I was thinking he's going to come up to me and hug me and be like, oh, my gosh, thank you so much for saving my life. I've never forgotten about that.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah. Yeah. In the bathroom.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Just checking to see if you're still alive. Well, I don't want to, something else happened. Somebody really died like in this.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Well, I don't know if it really would have mattered if I was there. It was like a crazy like vigil, candlelight vigil at a funeral and then it got freaking shot up.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
And his mom got killed.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Are you serious? Yes.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Like horrible. That's why I almost didn't even want to bring it up right then. Yeah, crazy.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, that's kind of fucked up. No, I'm kidding. That was all through my fantasy world. No, but somebody, somebody, somebody in his family, though, died like somebody like sad. I care. And that has nothing to do with anything. See, now it's like I'm almost trying to.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Now I'm back on eBay. Yeah, eBay's good because it's really hard for anybody to ever find out. Nobody would ever think to look at your eBay to see what you're doing. Oh, I guess that is public. Wait, what do you mean it's public? Oh, no. Oh, no. That's what I wondered one time. I never communicate on Reddit ever, but can people look?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Well, Red Bean, you know what you could do? Have you thought, are we talking about the, in Pflugerville? You know what you could do? And I could help you? I knew you were going to say wallpaper. Oh, my God. Do you like wallpaper? We love wallpaper. You love wallpaper? Wallpaper is so much fun and you have a house, Red Band. Come on, please. At least let's do maybe your upstairs.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Can people see what you're upvoting and downvoting if they know what your profile is? I don't know. I don't think so. Okay, okay. Not the upvoting and downvoting. I thought that before when I'm doing that. I'm thinking, can somebody somehow see what I'm upvoting and downvoting right now?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Don't people know it's you on there? Do you go on as your name?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
wait what is that one juicy asian juicy asian yeah uh that's my favorite one wait so what is that like a thicker kind of asian or just wet wet asians wet asians have you ever seen anything like that grant grant's not even there no he's he's on lunch break what uh
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's good. You could really... Yeah, I've looked on, like, meth. There's, like, a meth subreddit. It's, like, just people doing a bunch of meth, and then it's, like, there's weird sex ones involved with that. It seems great. There's a real dark side to Reddit, by the way. Oh, definitely. There's a real dark side.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Um... My favorite, my recent favorite is the Guess the Cookie Cutter. And I swear, people are really good at that. It's basically, Red Bean, it's a, somebody takes a picture of a cookie cutter.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Because cookie cutters are all different kinds of shapes. And then all the highest upvote or whatever, it's always, somebody always guesses it. And they can be hard as hell. It's like, what is this?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh, it's a rose. It's a flower or something. Yeah, it's like that. And then people, that's fun. I can spend a long time.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
That looks, hmm, that's like a... That is a hard one. I have no clue. Ooh, man, Grant, you got us a hard one right off the bat. This is a difficult one. What is that? Oh, man. Maybe like almost an anteater animal like doing his head up and he's dancing.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, maybe like a capybara. Those are his little ballerina shoes he's wearing or something. Or if he looks sideways, it looks like a special needs dolphin.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I'm here too, guys.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Let's find a couple of rooms.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, squashed seems like a cop-out. That seems crazy. And there's also one called Depression Meals, which isn't good, but it's like some of these. It's like somebody showing a picture of like a monster energy drink in a cup of ramen or like a bologna sandwich in a Coca-Cola or something. And then on the thing, it says, I read one to Erica the other day. It was insane.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Pirate? Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
It was like my wife's boyfriend died. just broke up with us. I don't know what I'm going to do. And the first comment is like, wait, what? Your wife's boyfriend's boyfriend. And then, yeah, he's responding like, yeah, I mean, we got to be really good friends and now he doesn't want to hang out anymore. Now my wife broke up with them. Yeah, it's crazy. Or it's like just got diagnosed with cancer.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I don't know. So maybe that's not a happy one, but it's just fun when it's something like, the boy for the wife boy I don't know that looks like a fake vomit doesn't it like the ones that has like that's what it was looking like when the girl was throwing out up outside the apartment it would look just like that Yeah, didn't we tell you that?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Like Blackbeard. Like peg legs and stuff. Oh, my gosh.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
No. There was some girl, Red Band. There's some girl that lives at the apartment that something's wrong.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, something's up. You can just tell by looking at her. And I see her. I mean, you just can't. Her eyes are very close together. It's like first time I see her, she's got a shape like no head.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Buzzed head. Like some weird dress on. Like she's in a cult or something. And like. look talking to herself looking up at the sky walking forward like I and then I'm driving out one day and I notice her right on the other side of the fence like leaning over and I think oh she's looking at bugs this is sweet and And then I noticed vomits coming out of her mouth. And there's this big pile of vomit.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
She's been vomiting.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
And then I email the people and I'm like, hey, this girl's vomiting. Right. And they're like, well, it's not on the property.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah. Other people have told them. So then somebody literally puts a big poster board sign with like a stake in it right by the vomit that says stop vomiting.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah. So what is it? It's literally just pictures on the wallpaper. It's pictures of the Pyrex containers.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
It's gross. Oh, my God. That's crazy. It's like so sick because I drive past it and it's like, I got to look at a giant pile of vomit, but then it makes me want to vomit because it's so disgusting.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yes. It had food.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah. Blueberries.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah. Blueberries. Have you ever noticed that? If you like, I feel like talking about doo-doo too much. I was about to say when you do, sometimes you can see blueberries in there.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
It's that entrepreneur coming out and those thoughts like that. Hustle culture.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, hustle mentality.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
That's a good question. It would be interesting maybe to test it out. Like, obviously, really clean it once it's out the first time, but then eating it again and seeing what it looks like. It tastes the same. Like, if you had to recook it, try to make it taste delicious. You might could. You just probably have to really clean it off. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Maybe put some of the like fruit cleaner or something on it and like a strainer or some way. We could figure it out. Like a cream corn. Oh, yeah. Because that could maybe hide any weirdness. Yeah. Because that cream always has such a strong taste. Yeah. Oof. Because I've always, I really want to get on freaking Shark Tank. And I fear I wonder how much longer that show is going to go on.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I don't know. I mean, Barbara Corcoran is is getting really old. They got to do her thing on her face where it looks like she's a zombie.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh, really? Yeah, poor Barbara. Oh, wow.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, we know you're old as, we know you're so old, Barbara. You've been doing this for so long. We don't care that you've got wrinkles, woman. Yeah, we want to see that face. We want to see that real face, Barbara Corcoran. Mm-hmm. The face that got you in the door for all those deals in New York City for all the apartments you started. I mean, this woman is so great at real estate.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
This woman is a legend. That's his favorite shark. And now she's messing up. And we were watching something last night about what America's Got Talent and freaking Simon Cowell ruined it and not being mean to people anymore and looking like a clay monster. He's crazy.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Are you allowed to do that? Does that make you kind of look normal again if you get stuff done and then you get stuff put in and then you take it out?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
It's so strange. Yeah, what did he do? The no one to hold him, no one to fold him?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh, my gosh. And then what did he paint over it or put new wallpaper? No, he painted over it. He's like, don't ever do wallpaper, Brian. Look what happened. And he's just in there peeling it off.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
It makes me want to cry. The Nadav guy, you know him? He's doing some poker thing. Do you ever play poker? Yeah, he invited me to that.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I'm just not. Yeah, five card stud. Or what is it? I don't even know what people play. Uno. Uno.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
What is that? Uno is good if you get a reverse card, right? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah, you get a reverse. You know, things are looking up on your next go around. Like, go fish.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Let's see what it is. Oh, you really brought something. Oh my gosh. What? This was at your grandmother's house?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
For the record, Red Band's grandmother and I have never met. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
yeah it this is she said that it used to have eyes but then one day it just disappeared her the eyes disappeared on it yeah there's no eyes granted if you want to zoom in it's kind of there's no eyes on this thing well why are you shaking so much it's hard this thing weighs 20 pounds not kidding it is it weighs so it's so heavy yeah is that concrete
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh, wow. Copper wire. Well, that's so cool. Yeah. Are you letting me?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
That's the weirdest thing. It like hurts me. Now we just got my. This is crazy. I would have said to your grandmother, though, if she was trying. But again, we never met. So it's like kind of crazy. But it's like I feel like I have a little more hair on the top of my head. Yeah, totally. Really? You agree? Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. Yeah. And a lot softer, too. Yeah, because that's wild.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Well, that's insane. Well, thank you so much for bringing that. That's insane. Grant, have you ever seen anything like this before?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Look at that. And it really, with the copper wiring, it really kind of gets how at least my hair used to look before I started getting older. And it's not as shiny, but yeah, it used to be shiny like that.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
It's just horrible. Yeah. It can take me 20 minutes trying to get the sticker residue off of like one of my magnets that I get. It's like this nightmare. Do you collect magnets? Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, my gosh, Red Band, if you saw, I bet you would like our refrigerator.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Like copper. We're making Gator bored. Hold on. Don't even look at Gator on the thing. It's like she's falling asleep, somehow sitting in between the chairs. Gator, you better be careful.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Really, I do think if I speak like that, she can understand the English language. You just got another kiss?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh, gosh.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, I don't really want to talk about it. They kicked me off. No, I'm kidding.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I'll still want to. Yeah, I'm not even top 100 anymore. Basically, I don't know. I've done. It's wonderful. Just the end of last year, I was feeling with going out on the road and kill Tony every week. And I was doing so many of the cameos. It was just burning my ass out. And I still totally do them, but I'm just not doing as many. Um, which is kind of, I don't know, but we'll see. It's fun.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I mean, I still totally enjoy doing them. I need to do a couple today, but it just got so, uh, so many, he would just be up in the room for five hours doing cameos.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
But it's wonderful. I mean, it's a wonderful blessing, and people are so incredibly sweet to get them. It's just I'm trying to figure out the sweet spot of what I charge on the thing versus the amount I'm getting. I'm just working on that.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Work-life balance. That's right. Trying to figure that out. I mean, somebody's got to be giving Gator little raspberries on her tummy all day. It's like... Yeah, and she's a berry teepee.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh, my God.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
What is she saying? Is she being nice?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Did you watch her? Did she go on? Did you watch her set or anything? No, I didn't. Well, that's fun. Yeah, you would have to go up there. You would have to say, hey, I'm a comedian. I'm one of the owners here. Oh my gosh, I would say that.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh, cool. Yeah, we'll send you a picture. Oh, my gosh, magnets. And on the one side, you'd really like it. It's a bunch of Ohio. I've been to so many places in Ohio. It's a bunch of Ohio representation. Wow.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Like with the dating show. What was the dating show called? Singled Out?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
With what just a moon ended up beating women?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
That's her on the right.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I swear I do feel like I remember her on that now. I had no idea that was her. Yeah, and Theo...
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, Road Rules. So that was the one where they would do, like, challenges and stuff, right, in real world where they were just living in a house doing a job. Right, yeah. And they had one in Austin, I think. I believe there was one in Austin. That would be weird to see that now. I'd love to watch that. Yeah. It's probably on a streaming thing.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I would get a big kick out of seeing how everything looked different. Like, Theo, he's like... He looks young. He sure looks young on that.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh, my gosh. Yeah. What is that? Probably early 20s or something. Yeah. I don't know. That's crazy. And then they stopped doing it. And then I didn't have a chance. I was that was my fucking dream. I was like, I'm going to get on real world road rules challenge. I'm going to do great on the real. But that means I got to get on real world or road rules to start out with.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yes, go to the airport. And Redbane, I felt horrible. I think it was when I was in Wisconsin. There, in fact, was a magnet, and it was one of the places I hadn't been, so I was so excited. I was like, that's what I'm thinking when I'm going out on a week, and I'm thinking, uh-oh, this is a place I haven't gotten a magnet.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
And then it was like, eh, it's never going to happen. I wasn't even allowed to watch MTV for a long time growing up. You had a crush on Puck, right?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Was he the British guy?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
We went to the circus, and then... What's... He's not good with that. Yeah, I'm not. You can do it. I believe in you. We went to the circus the other day, and then I was wondering where my mom was, and then she's like, hey, what's in your back pocket? And I'm like, it's a blueberry, Mom. See, you got it.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
And that's a different look. That's a short look. I mean, you pull off the short hair look, Red Band. You were looking good in Nashville. You were looking good in Nashville. What did I have in Nashville? I don't remember. In Nashville during the shows. You didn't have your hat on. Oh, that's right.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
What a piece of shit. Did he get stung by a bunch of bees? That's like a weird thing to say. And yeah, Gator don't like it either. Gator don't like it.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I don't know. It's probably this thing you found at your freaking grandmother's. That's the ghost. Gator.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Whoa. And your face looks like, hey, can we talk?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, and it's like, fix my beard or something. It's like, my beard looks, I get it. My beard probably looks shitty a lot of the time, but it's like, mate, fix my beard somehow. Yeah, I look insane. I look scary or something. I don't like it. I look like the Memphis Strangler. You know what I mean? I look like some serial killer person.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, it does. And that's what happens. And it turns into a nightmare trying to eat stuff and drinking these and gets crap everywhere. What are you drinking, by the way? Coffee? Coffee. Oh, was it a good one? Yeah. You never drink coffee in the morning? Why don't you drink coffee in the morning?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
From a store from one of the things I felt bad, but it was like nobody was around. I was there so early and it was just like a kiosk thing in the airport. And like people are around and I'm being so sketchy, like thinking, how am I going to steal this?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
That's crazy. Yeah, I drink coffee at 4 p.m. when I need a little pick-me-up.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Like, I'll probably do a cup of coffee today at some point. Do you do iced coffee or hot coffee? Do a hot.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Hot and black. With a Speedo. Yeah, hot and black. That's how I like my people wearing Speedos and also my coffee. Hot and black.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
That's like Gator. She eats like one of her tiny little pieces of food and she's got a doo-doo. It's like, what did that just push out all that shit out of your body? A tiny little crumble of food?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
It's like this giant turd comes out of her little body somehow, and she just barely ate anything. But that's good, Red Band, because I have the problems. Again, we don't need to be talking about doo-doo. That's what my dad always says. He's like, stop talking about doo-doo. And I agree, but it's like, I don't know. I'm still having problems. I need to drink some more brew juice stat today.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah. I feel like it was a lot more diarrhea-y. And every now and again, I'll get a little PTSD because something makes my doo-doo smell like it used to smell after I drank a lot. And I don't know what could even make it smell like that anymore. Egg sandwiches do that for me. Just any kind of sandwich? Egg sandwiches. Oh, egg sandwiches. Oh, I loved. What were you? Did y'all die eggs?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Did you celebrate Easter or you didn't celebrate Easter?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, it was my anniversary. And it was 420, man. Oh, my gosh. Happy anniversary. Is that when y'all's anniversary is 420?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
What anniversary was it?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Damn. Good amount of time. Crazy. Crazy. Seems like only yesterday. I know. She just turned 25, too. Don't do the math on that, Grant. Don't do the math on that.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Like I'm getting like inching closer and closer and like getting my hand near it and seeing if anybody notices when my hand is near like the shit that I'm about to take. Yeah. I was and I was thinking, what do I leave a five dollar bill or something? But then I'm thinking somebody else is going to pick up the five dollar bill. Yeah, that's hilarious. I had to get it. I had to get it.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
It probably adds a different crime to it as well if it's like that. You're right. Yikes. I loved my cousins. But not like that. Luckily, it was never like that kind of love. How many Heimlichs did you do to these kids? Never, but their grandmother saved my life one time because I choked on a grape and I was a little boy and I think she picked me up by the legs and shook me.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
And then the grape came out. Really? Shout out to Kathy Forstig. Yes.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Up in heaven. Yeah, Cat DeForestick. I remember at her funeral, Rest in Peace, they played Morning Has Broken by Cat Stevens, and it was very sad. Yeah, they're the people that were so nice and took me to Hawaii in the third grade. Why in the third grade? It was crazy. I was living large, baby. Spoiled. I just went to Myrtle Beach. Spoiled. They were very sweet. They took you there.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, I stayed at the Pink Hotel and watched GoldenEye on the flight there. But my cousin's freaking aunt would not let us get the headphones so I could just watch GoldenEye and not listen to it, which I thought was fucking bullshit. It's like, we're going on this fun trip. It's like, We can't watch GoldenEye. I don't think it's even rated R. It's like PG-13. It's like, what's going on?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
And I do remember it was fun, but we were like on the move the entire time and we never ate any food. My cousins were always real skinny growing up and I swear to God, it was like the most fun trip, but I was starving the entire time. And I remember one day for breakfast, we stopped at some gas station. I got some giant sandwich because I was so hungry. We weren't eating anything.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yes, Frances, my mom, she's good about having a little food around. Gotta have a little food. Gotta have something, maybe some mixed nuts, anything. You can have all kinds of stuff. Applesauce? Oh, don't get me started on that. Applesauce. We gotta go back to Perry's again. Ooh, with the pork chop. And get the pork chop with the applesauce.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Last time we went to Perry's, Grant, I go in to use the restroom and a homeless man is doodooing in the urinal.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I think it was Appleton, Wisconsin. They happen to have a free blood on your hands in Wisconsin.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I think I had talked about it. Yeah, yeah, I've talked about that. It traumatized all of us. Horrible, but a really good pork chop. Highly recommend that pork chop. And they got the good deal on Fridays here in Austin, Texas. Wonderful deal. It's so good.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh, yeah, that was good. Don't ever, word to the wise, dude, never, never try to get Crystals or White Castle via DoorDash or Postmates or whatever, because I swear, I'm like 0 and 5, but also 0 and 5. The last places I've been, it always cancels.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I know. I could probably not go back. I probably shouldn't even be saying this out loud. The TSA is going to get on my ass when I go back.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
It just seemed more seasoned or something. It's got mustard. It's got some sort of little mustardy taste or something more. Oh, yeah. Nashville's cool. It's got White Castle and crystals. That's crazy. The same city. Who would have thought? That's why Jelly Roll moved there. No, I'm kidding. Is he from?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, he just lost.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
200 pounds. What's he doing? Like the freaking like climbing walls or whatever?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I've heard that's a good workout or I wonder what he's doing. He's rock climbing. Or is it like medicine or something? I don't know. It's probably Ozempic, right? Everyone's on that Ozempic shit.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I wonder. It seems like that could be a good thing and really help people. But I just wonder if there's any sort. It's going to end up hurting people in like 10 or 20 years. It's going to be a bunch of commercials on TV saying, did you take Ozempic?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm also thinking interesting pictures of Jelly Roll. I've never seen him with the clean cut like that. Haven't we only ever seen him with long hair or something? Tattoos all over his face and stuff. He looks kind of bad in that picture by your head. Yeah, this one. Yeah. That looks weird. Oh, my gosh.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, I don't think he has long hair, does he? Does he have a ponytail? Hold on. Is he a braid? He has a man bun. Man bun. Yes, that sounds right. Jelly Roll. Shout out to Jelly Roll. Fellow Tennessean.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, he seems very nice.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh. After the show, what, Saturday? Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, Gator ended up being, I think, a little distressed. She ended up panting. She was panting. And I was like, okay, we got to do something.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, it was too much. Yeah, there he is. But hold on. Again, I can't think of his hair. Is it long? It's short. It's short.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Who was married to Leah Romini.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh, wait. It's a little bit longer here.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Sometimes it's mullety, I guess. And then he probably just does whatever. I mean, you can grow a mullet. You can cut it. I mean, that's kind of the joy of hair. You've got to do whatever. You can be really individualistic. You can really show your freak flag.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
You can express yourself. I cannot, which is really sad. Like, Redbane, you could. You got to get out of here. I cannot.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I've talked about it on here, but yes, somebody from Turkey, some Turkish somebody. It was like, oh, you'd be a perfect candidate for this. And I'm thinking, you motherfucker, what are you talking about? I'd be a perfect candidate for freaking. It's like, what? It's like, that's kind of offensive, dumbass.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
It'd be like me pulling a Joel McHale.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
And what, do they have your ass in some sort of back room where they're interrogating your ass, like some CIA black site?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh, yeah, I have seen that. Now people are messing with his ass when he's trying to play Diablo. It's like, let him play Diablo. It's like, stop trolling him. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Yeah, I don't care. Yeah, I don't give a shit.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I can't think of any other company, really. Maybe they easily exist, but I can't think of any other company where that has had a complete transformation in the political spectrum.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah. And now it's, let's put rubbed doo-doo, not to bring it back to that, on people's... people are sick. The people messing with the people's cars. It's like, don't be mad at the person who got the car. It's like, what?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
all those jobs and people working for tesla they don't give a fuck about what's going on you know yeah yeah i don't know it's stupid it's the society we live in baby baby getting mad people getting on the big mad depression uh fucking last meals or whatever on that sub right i mean people are getting too lost in the sauce they're getting way too sad yeah
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, yelling at people. Yeah. And it's kind of fun. Yeah. But I have to I got sick for it's been two weeks. I've had congestion issues after freaking Nashville. Did you get sick?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
If it's brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow. So you don't have to flush the toilet. Yeah. If it's just TT or whatever. TT, TT, TT. TT, TT. That sounds like, what is that, Jason? What were we watching, the horror guy? We were watching classic Siskel and Ebert reviews of movies yesterday.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
They couldn't stand the fourth Friday the 13th.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Ebert. Yeah, that guy's weird. I like the other guy. I like Siskel better.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
True Romance. That was one of the ones that randomly came up, which I love that movie. And I think he was talking shit about that one a little bit.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, he's Roper. Fred Roper?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
That's crazy. What's in between them? Oh, a big thumb where they do the thumbs up or thumbs down. Oh, yeah. I got it. I guess they would have their big thumbs ready for the... There's Roper. Yeah, like Siskel's so much better.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
That guy was normal, that one. Well, he had big shoes to fill after Siskel. I mean, that was giant shoes to fill. That would be hard. You'd be put at a disadvantage right off the bat. And then the other guy dies, and then it's like, well, I'm not doing it by myself.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, you can't just. Yeah, you got to have the two different perspectives. That's where they were on to something. I do like it because there's really nothing like that anymore where people are talking about. Is there? I guess there's all kinds of YouTube channels. I guess people are reviewing.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, two opposite kind of people. That would be hilarious. Wait, so who are these guys?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Do you like them? Do you recommend them?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
It's weird when they do that. Wait, so they're describing it longer than the actual movie? Yeah, they go into like a two-hour rant about each Star Wars movie that they don't like. God, it sounds like some nerds.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I'm kidding.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I don't know. I think you've got to have money. Like if you're selling merch, I think there's like monetary reasons where they want money of yours or something.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Is Finn a person in the new ones? I don't know. I don't, I don't think I've watched the last two.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, I'm a big Finn fan. I'm kidding. I never even watched him. One time I was in Denver, probably on drugs and drinking. And I was with my roommate, Alex, and we watched from episode one to the end all at once. And I never seen them before. So I could probably watch them now and it'd be like the first time. That's what I'm realizing.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I watched all this bullshit when I was all fucked up and I just forget about it. I could watch probably a lot of stuff over again. It'd be like, I'd watch it for the first time.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
And then another Austin movie, The Office Space. Office Space, yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, I think that's where they were filming the inside shots. And I always, I drive by Initech where I'm working out. It's close to where Initech was. And I always look at it and think of the movie.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, especially if they had the main characters coming back.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Reboot time. Well, Red Band, thanks so much for being on the podcast. It was such a pleasure. And I really do. Your hands are freezing. Yeah, they're freezing because they already can be kind of cold. And then when I'm just chugging these things, my hand, I'm getting, they're freezing. I got cold fingers today.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Grant, did you get that? I think that was on there. That was a good kiss. That was a tongue to lips. Yep, it was. That's how I wake up every morning. Just little kisses. For my littlest girlfriend. Gosh, she was eating hair again because the doo-doo comes out of her butt. And then it doesn't all come out. And then you got to pull it.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Well, that's kind of weird because I do a lot of manual labor, so it seems like I'd have like really rough hands.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
So it's like weird.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
That's how you can tell somebody's worked hard.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
So mine, hey, so mine were kind of maybe a little less than David Jolly. And by the way, shout out to David Jolly. Have you seen any of his show? He's great. He's killing it.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Okay, we got to thank our mercenaries. Ashley Belfield. Asalon. Avery's hair suit bomb. Uh-oh. Got some new ones. Ben Hashen. Bobby Beltman. Brendan Riley. Daniel Hunter. Dunja Fox. Destiny A4. Dingleberry. Harry. Do all uncles kiss on the lips? Dovah King. Dr. P. Dugan. Eli Slugworth. I know Eli. AI guy.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Gator, yes, AI expert. Gator's godmother, Goldie Mae Starr, Grantsworth's nightmare, Hurley at WMS.lol. I love Big Macs. I poison his Big Mac. Jenny J, Jess, Joe Kive, John Shaw, Justin Threckle, Captain Chaos, Casey's mom, Kyle Heath, Larry, Lawyer Joe, Lil Miz, Becky, Nice Wizard, Nissan Pappy, Patrick Casey, Robert Bushell. I'm kidding, Robert. I think it's Bushel.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Ruby Jewel Sparkle, Shady Shatter Comfort, The Big Eyeline, SatRack, Sergio, Shiva, Steve Fournier, The Gaming Crooner, The Wizard, Trina K, Vanderweed, Vicious McFisty, White Magic, William McKenzie, The Cats, William Gere, William Ramsey, Worm Drive Show on YouTube, Choose Your Own Adventure, Zombie Warlock, Anthony Whiplash-Marginson, and Ashley Belfield. Thank y'all so much to our mercenaries.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Great. Especially Larry.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I know. Thank you, Larry. Thanks, Larry. Thanks, Larry. We couldn't do this without you.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Mm-hmm. All righty, Rebban. It was such a pleasure. Thank you, guys. Bye.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
We had a dude that painted my parents' house when I was growing up who wore this 3-6 Mafia jacket, and he was brothers with, I think, Juicy J. Oh, I love Juicy J. I know. There was a 3-6 Mafia connection, the guy who was painting my parents' house a gray color.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
But then last time we stopped pulling it because I read it could be surrounding an intestine or something.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I don't know. That's not cool at all. Yeah, my freaking parents used to do the thing, you know, when you're little and your teeth are falling out or whatever, your baby teeth, they would connect a freaking string to the cat's butt or tail or whatever and then tie it to my freaking tooth and then scare the cat.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
And the cat would run off and sometimes the tooth wouldn't come out all the way out of my head. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I hated it. It like scared me because I get scared of stuff. It scared me. It like hurt kind of like really didn't hurt that bad. Right. But it felt like it hurt so bad. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah. Some people. Have you lost all your teeth, Grant? You have. No, he's still. He has baby teeth. Most of them. Sometimes people still have baby teeth. And then sometimes, do you have your, what are the teeth in the way back? Wisdom teeth. Do you have your wisdom teeth? I got all of them taken out.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, I had some amount. They got those bad boys taken out one summer and I was smoking a bunch of weed and I had to like try to figure out ways where I wasn't directly inhaling it from a pipe, like suck it into my hand and then to the pipe so I didn't get the dry sockets.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, you couldn't smoke. I remember getting the syringe thing and after you eat, you do the syringe, you get the nasty food out of the back of your fucking bullshit.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Did you get your tonsils taken out? I had to. Vance and I got strep throat so much. Me too, like twice a year. We had to get the time. Did you get yours taken out?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
So I'm going to be self-conscious about it because if you really yell and somebody looks in the back of your throat, they could tell I don't have the two white things back there. Are they white?
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Him being white all the time. Oh, so you don't have those little ball sacks in your... No. Oh, that's weird. Wait, so you can... So you have your... See, I'm self-conscious.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
It looks like she is. If you've ever had them come out, they stink. Ew, no. I was around somebody one time who had them taken out, and I wanted to die. Why? It smelled so bad, and it's like these things coming out. Ew. I just wanted to die, but it looked like it was very, it looked like it relieved a lot of, it looked like it was a giant relief feeling probably. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Well, I can't get them anymore, so it's kind of fucked up.
The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Have you ever thought about it like that, Grant?
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Play with your lady's tonsil sometime. So you do the finger up and then move it. And then it's like, okay.
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
A little brain. Yeah. You're like sticking it there. Yeah. You're messing around kind of.
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Especially when there's dirt in there. Grow a tree in there. Yeah, it's always gross seeing the people's fingernails with a bunch of dirt. It's like, what are you fucking hopping trains? Like getting your food out of a trash can? It's like, well, it's really sad, Red Band. I freaking grew up with the guy. Who ended up hopping trains. Is there?
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, some kid from Memphis who I was on the swim team with growing up. And then something happened, and he ended up hopping trains, and he ended up dying.
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Maybe getting cut in half. Why didn't he just hop boats?
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
I don't know. Yeah, you would think if you're a pretty good swimmer, and this guy was a pretty good swimmer, you would think maybe, yeah, get on freaking yachts or something. But a train, I don't know. And I was watching some video. I follow some subreddit. It's some vagabond. And it shows a bunch of people like hopping trains.
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
And it was showing these one people just in one of the trains, but there's no bottom and they're just jumping around. I saw that. I think I saw the same thing. Oh, gosh. Because anything could happen. There could be any little jerk and then you're falling and then you just get immediately cut all up, like cut in half.
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah. Just kind of pieces.
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah. It's like, what was her fucking ass thinking? Getting going, going up to a train. That's a heavy thing.
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
And then I guess the conductors have to put their little windshield wipers on, get the blood and stuff off of the... Do trains have windshield wipers? I wonder. They have to. They must. They must. When it's raining and everything, you've got to... That would be a cool job. That's what I think about. Maybe if everything... Trains?
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, maybe a conductor, but you probably need to have a certain kind of education. I don't know. I'd never be able to do it. Seems boring. Yeah, maybe would it just be real boring? Have you been on a long train before? I'd love to. We were watching some YouTube channel.
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, because you can pay like a little bit more probably and then you got your own little room. I think that'd be so much fun.
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Would you be willing to go? Would you want to go?
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Yeah, there'd be a game room. Everybody's playing Monopoly. Yeah, a game room. Everybody has Speedos on. It stinks in there. It's all about sex. God, if you had another eBay... It's not an eBay channel. What would you... An eBay store the other day. Every now and again, I'll get on my eBay things, and I'll be looking at all this stuff, and I'll find weird stores where it's showing...
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
hunky looking strong looking dudes wearing like a fucking little bikini or something and it's like and they're selling that i don't know it's weird stuff that people said it seems sexual in nature you have this whole hidden side of you because you always talk like you used to buy speedos from ebay yeah yeah i almost stopped myself when i was just saying that I almost did.
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Oh, my gosh.
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Because I started thinking, well, what were you looking at, dumbass? I literally was thinking that when I was like, because I'm thinking mainly it's been like Florida Gator t-shirts and shit. And I'm like, wait, what did I do? Oh, how did I stumble upon this? Yeah, how did I stumble upon these dudes and thongs?
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Ryan Long, I know, because you were so sweet letting us hang out in the green room. That's always the move for anybody watching. Red Band's green room, the best one at any of these big Kill Tony shows. He's letting us hang out there. It's the best place. At MSG, though, there was somebody, we're not going to say who, who vomited everywhere. Oh, my God.
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
Vomit everywhere. And Redman is just trying to potty. He's been in front of 20,000 people, and he's trying to potty, and fucking there's vomit every hurl. Ralph. Did you ever call it Ralph? Ralphin'. Yeah, Ralphin'. Red Band's greener.
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Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
But yeah, Ryan Long. But then, Red Band, I get so in my head. I start thinking... Are you a crazy person? Why do you bring that up? I swear I was, like, taking a shower, like, once we got back, and I'm like, why do you feel the need to tell everybody that you saved Ryan Long's life?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Papa's sick. No, I'm okay. I'll be out there soon to make you grilled cheese. And look at that. I mean, that's a scary looking, that would be a scary looking freaking foster kid.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yes.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
If that was like your kid, that looks like a grown man with that freaking beard. I know. To be like, wait, what is going, dude, I get the right papers. What's going on here? Is this correct? He has a balaclava leaving the orphanage. He has a damn balaclava on. Yeah. Could you imagine? I'd be thinking to myself, wait, are y'all sure this isn't just like a robber?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Wait, this is an actual kid I'm adopting? This isn't a robber? Does he have some sort of medical condition where the balaclava holds his face together? Yeah, I mean, do we not want to take it off for some reason? Does he have some real bad... God.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
case there was a freaking judge million last night where the woman got her extensions and then she was claiming the other party did glued something wrong and then she takes off her wig and it looked horrible she was like all bald looking all over the place crazy looking and it was very dramatic but then she ends up giving her doctor statement and the doctor said that she had alopecia so she actually lost the case
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
No. Yeah. The other lady won. So kind of a weird one. Yeah. It's a toss up alopecious, you know, or is it hereditary? So scary. It's really hard to figure it out. And honestly, Casey, this is a kind of a serious something happened to me on Friday. And I think everybody, anybody that listens to this really needs to hear it. There was I was on the airplane next to a man named Steve and
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And a flight attendant, some sweet lady was like, oh, my husband and I think you're funny, which that never happens. But some lady says that. And then Steve, about three minutes later, the whole time he hadn't said anything to me, I'd said anything to him. I didn't care. Sure. And then about three minutes after that, we start talking and then he starts telling me.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Zero dark 30 over here. Yikeroo. Yeah, 0 for 30. That's his 30 for 30. 0 for 30.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
About his life, about why he was in Austin, because he was meeting up with some woman and then that didn't work out. And then he was telling me it went into Sasquatches and he was telling me it always does. Oh, my gosh. And he was thinking that they actually have like psychic powers and they can end up getting in your mind and really wreaking havoc on your mind.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And then if for whatever reason you buy property, he said he had a little extra money and he's wanting to buy property somewhere. Right. But he has to be so careful because if you start hearing noises at night, it means it's a Sasquatch and you can't and you got to have to say you're going to have to sell the property. You're going to have to abandon the property.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Excuse my language, because there's a lot of squatches out there going, get off our land. And that's exactly what he was talking about. And I had never even heard this. And then he freaking walks with me to my gate because we kind of became friends a little bit in this moment.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And then he tells me about the rapture that he thinks when Jesus ends up coming down and getting his faithful people, or I think that's what he was saying, that it's just going to be all the evil people on the earth. And you know what's going to be activated when that happens, when Jesus comes down, the Sasquatches are going to be activated.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And they're going to be wreaking havoc, killing all of the evil people left on the earth. They're angels. Yes, they're pretty much like angels is I think what he was getting at. And then he starts showing me pictures of the Vietnamese woman. He sends five hundred dollars to every month. And then he shows me pictures of her three children.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And he says he really likes her because she only asked for five hundred a month. Only every now and again is she sick and she needs more money. And then he shows me the picture of the woman who didn't meet up with him in Austin, which is why he was in Austin. And it's some, like, Middle Eastern European. What was I trying to say? I was trying to say Middle Eastern, but that was totally wrong.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Like, Eastern European, like, model woman. And I'm like, have you ever heard of the word catfishing before? And he kind of looks at me in this weird way and kind of smiles a little bit. I'm like, I'm serious. Like, you need to be careful, Steve. Like, this seems crazy.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah. He is letting these people take advantage of his ass. I don't know. Maybe he loves it. You think he just slings really good dick? You think he's just... I mean, he's obviously getting catfished. Was he like an older, dumpier guy? Yes, he was probably, I don't know, 65. Sure. Kind of just a very nondescript guy who used to work in Hollywood. He said he was a camera person. I don't even know.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And he has extra money and he's going to buy the land somewhere. And it's fucking it's just like, dude, you're crazy. It's like I wanted to believe in the Sasquatches. But I swear to God, when he starts showing me the women he's sending money to, I'm thinking this guy's a nut. It's like, does that almost kind of make his Sasquatch stuff not legitimate a little bit? Even though it might be.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah. Okay, well, I will not let it bother me about the love stuff. And we all have our faults. And his is apparently he's dumb. Yeah, just getting catfishing. He meets them all on Twitter. He said certain dating websites with Asian women and then also Twitter is how he's meeting these women. Oh, is he just like posting like any honey is up tonight? Anyone want to date? I have no idea.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I got to get a girl with promise rings soon. Are you going to? Have you really been thinking about it? Are you going to? Hopefully. Well, I think I've said this before, but I'm trying to have a kid save my life. I need to have a son save my shit soon. And what, again, what are we thinking?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I have no idea. But I really felt genuinely bad for him when he's telling me he's waiting at like the train station for hours and the woman's just not picking him up. And I'm thinking, damn, dude, stop doing this to yourself. Ah, Steve, come on, man. And I think that's why I gave him my phone number afterwards. But he hasn't reached out to me yet. I should have put like a wrong number in it. Yeah.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I don't know why I did that. Yeah, put one number off. Then you give him something to kind of keep him busy. Yeah, yeah. He's got to figure out which number is wrong. Yeah. He's got to figure out which number to switch around to get it to the correct number. That would keep him busy for at least a couple weeks. Hindsight's 2020. What was that? Yeah, was that everything okay back there, Gene?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, everything's fine. I'm thinking maybe we close that door now because it's kind of scaring the hell out of me. Yeah, what are you drinking? Sorry.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Because I poked my head in Mike's office for the first time, Grant, and it looked... Crazy in there, kind of. It was like grocery bags filled with leaves. Yeah, dude, what the fuck is going on? That's like insane. Did you see? You saw the fucking bags with the leaves. Yeah.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Dude, Grant, it looked like a forest in his fucking office, dude. Seriously. Are y'all gonna say something?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, I don't think they like it when it smells like that because a wet leaf smell is like a sickening. It attracts them, if anything. It's a sickening kind of stench, but they love it. They love to smell like a bear. You just scared me for a split second. You really did just scare me a little bit. Me too. What happened? That scared the shit out of me.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And you have these horrifying pictures of Sasquatch on the screen. Yeah. I love talking about Sasquatch, Grant, but sometimes if I look at it for too long, I do get scared. Yeah, it's like, what is this, a Halloween episode? This is a St. Paddy's Day episode. Supposed to be feeling a little bit good, getting some libations going. Yeah, seriously, Grant, we're doing it with you today.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
We're drinking a little bit with you today. I got to be in L.A. by tomorrow night, but I mean, we can have a couple. Yeah, my gosh. Yeah, there's plenty of time between now and tomorrow night, dude. We have all kinds of time, and it's St. Patrick's Day. I can fix it.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
That's better. Yeah, that's much better. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that makes it kind of sweet. The one in the middle. Can you help the other ones, too? All right. Thanks, G. Yeah, thanks. Yeah. Thanks, buddy. That really makes it better, putting a sweet little hat on. And then how are you going to do this next one?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Are we thinking like literally like the lost city of Z, like your son saving you in the jungle or just saving you like emotionally? Saving me emotionally, like saving me where I look at that kid.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, seriously, thanks, Grant. Loving basketball, my brother. Woo! That was a good movie. Yeah, it was. Oh, I love that. We got the NCAA tournament about to do. Are you doing a bracket? I am so into bracketology right now. My hands are shaking. I'm thinking Alabama takes this whole thing. Well, we'll see. I'm praying. I'm thinking the Gators.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And by the way, there was some person I happened to see on this last episode we did, Casey, who who took a little offense to me calling out the guy wearing the Tennessee hat. They said something like, oh, well, that's kind of weird of you to be calling him a poser wearing a Tennessee hat because you were Florida Gator stuff. Well, sir, just so you know, I grew up loving the Florida Gators, okay?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I grew up hating the Vols, but I went to Tennessee, so now I'm a fan, okay? So that's why that is the way it is, okay? I grew up loving the Florida Gators, okay? This guy who I was talking shit about wearing the Tennessee hat, he didn't grow up loving the Vols, and neither did I, but I went to Tennessee, so I'm allowed to be a fan, okay?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Not to get anything twisted, but it just kind of bothered me a little bit. Yeah, I'm feeling a little sassy right now, okay? Seriously. That's the deal. Ball's in your court, Freako. Yeah, let me know what's next. Seriously, give me the next set of directions, okay? Because I just explained to you how to get to the treasure. So if you actually want to give me more directions, then let me know.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, seriously, how do you think you're going to fare in Leavenworth? Because we looked you up a little bit. It doesn't really look like you've been living a life of crime.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah. How would you deal with that one? OK, so don't worry that I wear Florida Gators stuff. OK, don't worry that in my heart yesterday when Florida beat Tennessee in the SEC championship, I felt good. OK, whatever. I felt good. I did feel bad for Tennessee's old coach, Mr. Barnes. I felt a little sad for him. I genuinely did. But I was happy the Gators won. That's OK. That's okay.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, for sure, dude, who's saying in the comments, that's what's up, okay? Don't even worry about it. St. Paddy's Day, we're having fun today. Grant, fuck that. Get that out of here now. Yeah, that's like a weird, that's like a scary-ass St. Patrick's Day picture. That's like Carcosa. That's like Voodon. I don't like that shit. That's like the Yellow King. Damn. I was about to say, what is that?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
That's better? Fucking Yellow King. Damn.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Fuck that. GG. Yeah, fuck that. Is this a cuter one over here? Yeah, married a king. Hold on. And it doesn't make any sense when she says shit like that. You could marry a king, but you're going to become a nun. It's like, bitch, get your head on straight. What are you, high? Talking about she can duck hunt with a rake. High. Yeah, it's like, what?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I can't be running around. Yeah. I got this little rug rat that I got to start caring for, taking care of. This little knuckle dragger. Yeah, God, babies are so dumb, but I guess they just get smarter. Well, you have to teach them everything, right? You would go, cup. This is a cup. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you show them a cup. I guess that's how you teach a kid how to talk.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
You're going to be carrying around a rake as a nun? Bitch, I don't think so.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
It's like demonic. Yeah. Like even more so than the other ones. That one really seems weird. It's unsettling. It's something about the eyes. I don't know what it is for you, but for me it's the eyes. The eyes seem way too green. The hat, the black part in the hat, it's like make the whole thing green. If maybe his whole hat was green, maybe I like it a little bit better.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
But something seems off with me with that effing hat, dude. The black with the white top on it.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, that one. It's like a weird guy at a music festival or something. I don't get it. It looks like somebody that I've known before. You know what's weird? It's like somebody I've known in a past life. What? Isn't that weird when that happens? Yeah. You see somebody and you're like, oh, we used to be buddies. We used to be friends in the past. We were in the French Foreign Legion together.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, yeah. We used to hunt down beasts of no nation that used to come and attack the countryside. And that's exciting when you happen to meet somebody like that. Or just see. We were brothers. Yeah, yeah. We were thicker than brothers. We were family. Yes. Grant, do you ever think that about Casey and I? Yeah, we're brothers, right? No, about like we all knew each other in a past life.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
You ever think that? Like we were horses, we used to eat hay together? Oh, that would be a fun one if you're not even a human, if you're another kind of animal.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Damn. We were like the three brothers. There were the three brother lions who were just killing everything. I remember that. I remember that.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I'm a steel trap. Damn, Benghazi. Have you really been reading about Benghazi? Ben Larlan. Oof. I know all kinds of shit. Oof. Ralph Benghazi?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Gosh. You hearing all this, Grant? Because it's kind of directed at you a little bit.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
We're just having fun today. Stop. This is our alcohol. We don't get to imbibe, Gigi, unlike somebody we know who I could smell the damn whiskey on him when we walked in. You didn't smell shit. Was that J-Mo? Were you drinking a bunch of J-Mo shots? Yeah, it's fucking 2 p.m., dude. You're going to be sleeping by sundown. St. Paddy's Day.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
God, at least you'll have a nice spot in the leaves in Mike's office. You'll be able to pass out right in there. That actually would be a cool spot to pass out wasted. Well, it's filled with wood beetles and things. Oh, oh, oh, no, no. Sounds like an old cabin. Never mind, then. That sounds horrible. Probably spiders.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Like some brown recluses.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Wear your gloves. Wear your gloves.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And that's what it smelled like in there. It smelled like an old factory floor. God, like the fucking, the Pierce factory in Jumanji. Remember when they go back? Or what was it? The Pierce family who owned the shoe company?
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I know. Well, I'm sorry. We're talking about the moldy kind of cardboard boxes. I mean, that's what it probably was like in their factory. But yeah, we don't have to obviously talk about it. Well, that's kind of an interesting spider. Oh, well, if all brown recluses look like that, my house would be full of cardboard boxes. I would make my house basically like a cat's house.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Like, Grant, you have two daughters. How do you, is that what you do? Yeah. You go, this is a plate.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
It would just be a bunch of towers of boxes, which would be fun. You could crawl around in there.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Oh, funny. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. So you're watching. Did you finish True Detective? You were watching it again, you told me.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Oh, my God. I know.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Mm-hmm. It's the real deal. Oh, my. Are my hands cold? that's cool what is it what it hurts they're little studs oh i love it what is that like a black colored rock of some sort oops wrong way yeah well it's obsidian obsidian okay okay okay is it in the other ear too you better believe it Dude, did it hurt?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I think the anticipation was worse. Where did you go? Like in a mall or something? Or where did you go?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I went, oh, this place is run by the government. That's interesting. Y'all are piercing people's ears for the government.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Anyways, but I went to some tattoo shop. Did you end up at least when you were leaving the place, like throwing something on the ground or doing something? I knocked over the bowl of peppermint. Nice. Nice.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah. Pick it up, bitch. Pick it up. Bitch. Or get the government to pick it up since they run your shit, bitch. Yeah. Hopefully a street sweeper fits through the fucking door. Yeah, they work for the government, so they must clean up in here, right? Y'all got street sweepers in here, right, bitch? Oh, why don't you go ahead and pick up the red phone and get us right to the White House?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
15 maybe yeah 15 well you could always be a foster parent that's i show up to the podcast i have a foster son he's 18 years old he just got out of juvis gosh i don't know and then i hope i would like him casey because i don't i would not want to be scared i would not want to be scared for you i would just think man was this a mistake casey getting a fucking 18 year old kid right now
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I don't want to get my ears pierced by you. Fuck you. Yeah, fuck. You probably would have gotten sick or something. So thank God you didn't fucking do it. So you went to somewhere else and then he did it on two? It probably would have been the damn vaccine. It probably would have been Moderna and Pfizer. Yeah, dude. That's what they're doing up in Canada, man. They're sneaking it in.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, you got to be so careful.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Oh, okay, okay. Threw me off. Damn. Well, they're cool looking. Oh, my gosh.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Probably be a damn daddy by then. And the hospital's going to make you take out the ear, or like when he's getting born or whatever, they're probably going to make you take those damn things out. So what are you going to do? The hole closes right up. They said if you take those out even for a second.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Is that why the people end up putting those giant things in? Are you going to do that? The gauges? Yeah, are you going to end up doing gauges? I don't want gauges. I'm afraid the hole would stink. Yeah, it's always kind of gross. What is happening? You're scaring the, did something happen? It's on me. Oh, thanks, dude. Appreciate it. Oh, my gosh, yeah.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, did the other one, was the other one bloody a little bit?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I hear, wait, can you hear me? Say it again. Oh, it's because it changed. Oh, yeah, I totally heard. I hear you. Yeah, maybe this is how we do it in the future, because if you like it this way, and then the guest can wear the other ones. Oh, no, I'm all tied up now. Things are not going well.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
But you do, Casey, you will find I'm constantly I have to put my arm on the cord or like they'll come out of my ear. Like I have to you will find you need to do that. Yeah, I like it. I do not mind it. But I find I having I have to do that. And Grant, I'm not talking trash at all. I'm just telling I'm warning Casey. He's going to probably find he's got to do this number.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
You guys are pretty good dudes. We're trying, dude. It's fucking St. Paddy's Day. The freaking river is green up in Chicago probably right now. I want to take a red line. The red line up there? Yeah. We could after this, hypothetically. I'd love that. Grant, I got to be honest. These sound like shit.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
You want to go back?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Welcome to my world. I'm now used to it. Now I'm used to how you're hearing it. I swear to God. So it always sounds like this to you? It must. Hold on. Let me hear it. Yeah, hear it. It's probably the same.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Does it sound like that to you? Does it sound weird?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Hold on. Put those on. See if those sound different.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Does that sound different? It's what it sounded like to me, I guess. Oh, that's what this one sounded like?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah. He's been institutionalized. I've been institutionalized. But these do, I think, sound better than these ones. I'm sorry. Just give me the big boys. Oh, my gosh, and Grant has a green shirt on, so you can't see him, but he's literally, like, right here. Yeah, he's right behind me, and he's tickling my little twin. Whoa! Oh, my gosh, Grant. Why was your skin transparent? Why did that happen?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Because his skin's not green.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, is it a leprechaun kind of thing? You getting your rocks off? Yeah, what's going on back there? Sorry, I get my ears pierced. Rocks off. You would never. Please, dude. Should I? No, no.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Right. damn right you do and you could always that would be fun you could find different earrings but be careful dude if you ever got like a dangly one be careful because that thing could get stuck in something and then rip out of your ear yeah especially if i'm on like the run from a security guard like i've been shoplifting and it gets caught on like a gate or a chain like fins Oh, my gosh.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
You would have to. Yes, you would have to adjust. I think what you're wearing now would be perfect for something like that. You could never. Yeah. Depending on your situation, you could not wear dangly ones. And if it fell off, like at the scene of the crime, like when I'm stealing all the jackets. They could get the DNA. So you just got to think about it.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
My son's just clearly wailing on me. Damn. Sorry guys, my credit cards actually, I think I must have misplaced them. And he's just spinning up your shit at the fucking mall or somewhere wherever fucking an 18-year-old would go be spinning money.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
We got to think about this on what you would wear. Again, I think what you're currently wearing would be perfect, though. Nice and compact. Nice and compact. It's not going to get caught on something. We're totally fine. I want to go see the river in Chicago. Have you ever seen it green like that? I haven't. I wish I did. And I wish I was there with my whole friends and family right now.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, it's kind of sad, actually. Grant, can you please, like, do another picture? We're not kidding. Like, this really is, like, sucks.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, man. It's almost, like, too hot here already. It's like, it's probably, I was, yeah, Chicago, leaving Chicago yesterday. It actually was cold. It was, like, snowing outside.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
That's sweet. But it's like, man, I could be doing that up at the freaking St. Paddy's Day Parade in Chicago right now with the Green River, kissing your buddies. It's like, dude, Grant, dude, do another picture, man. I know. Yeah, you go, oh, shit, Brad, looks like you're wearing blue shoes.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, don't be running. Yeah. Oof. And those are the best kind of kisses when your boy's just like getting off of work. Yeah. Oh my gosh.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah. He's down to clown tonight. It's fucking St. Patty's day. He didn't wear green on purpose. He could have worn a green tie, but he thought earlier in the morning, let's see where this takes me. Cause it either could be a pinch or a kiss. So let's see how many we get of each today. Let's keep a little talus. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see what happens.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And then at the end of the day, I'll meet my boys by the river and it's going to be green and we're going to have a blast. And he walks right.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
He goes, I'm going to keep a talus today.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I'm going to figure it out. I've always said to myself I'm going to keep a talus, but I never did. I never did. And today's the day. Yes, it is. So cool. And uh-oh, don't stop me now. He's having three drinks in one hour. That is 36 ounces of fluid. He's crushing it. Oh, my gosh. I don't even want to think of it like that. 36 ounces. That's basically a whole 40 ounce of caffeinated drinks.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
That's all order. I'm feeling wild right now. I don't even know how much freaking. Oh, my gosh. And by the way, Grant, thanks so much for y'all having these in there. The caffeinated ones?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, because we're hungry and we really do like the Clif Bar Kids or whatever.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Z-Bars.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
All right. What would you even do? Like, take a bite of one and then take a bite of the other?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
They're good stuff. I just started thinking about the Italian sandwich for some reason. And they heat them up real good. Well, the last time I got it was in L.A., and it was actually, like, really sad. Really? It wasn't very good? No, they didn't, like... They didn't heat it up enough, and then I was... Yeah, thanks so much, C-Bar. We really do appreciate y'all.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, he's literally walking into the Lexus dealership with the glasses on. Just, hey, let me get the new electric Lexus y'all got. I think it's a bunch of money. Can I... Do you care? I'm over 18. I mean, look at the glasses. Money's no object. Oh, that's my dad's name. And it's my name too now. Yup. He adopted me. I'm the foster kid. And then that's maybe why that family, Casey, what was it?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
We really appreciate y'all, especially in our time of need today. I mean, we're both, like, fucking starving. I'm losing steam. Oh, no, Casey! Oh, no! What happened? I almost freaking fell out. Dude, what happened? You're just speaking Spanish, dude. That'd be funny if before you passed out, you just spoke another language. Somebody get the cot, he's about to freaking pass out.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Somebody get me some wet leaves. And then Mike goes, oh? Yeah, he gets up from out of the thing, gets the leaves out of his face and stuff. Yeah, he's like Frankenstein almost, like getting up, yeah. Frankenstein's a monster. Don't let his ass hear you say that, dude. He can't hear us right now, can he, Grant?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Bullshit. He was just pushing stuff over like Frankenstein's monster because he can't really see that well. Oh, my God. So he's taking stuff out of his office, putting it in your office. Lots of bags of leaves in here. Is that really your office? He keeps just handing you handfuls of leaves. And you go, okay, thanks. Yeah, thanks. Yeah. Don't bring any more. That's okay. I have plenty.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, there's so many right now. Please don't bring any more. No, seriously, Mike. Please. That's okay, though. Thanks. And he goes, leave. Leave. Don't crunch it. Don't crunch it. Stop. Oh, fuck. Man, it's getting little pieces everywhere, dude. Oh, it's in my to-go box. Yeah. Fuck, it's in my Chili's. God, we should go to Party Chili's today.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I bet Party Chili's is going to be a rip-roaring good time. I bet it would be. I would love to go. We really do have to go. We got to get our white asses out there. We got to get our white asses into the Chili's on 45th. We have got to do it. That place is always freaking packed. And man, if it was only well, thank God it wasn't on one St.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Patrick's Day when I was living at the apartments back in Memphis. And that was the day, Casey, I wish I could remember how many years ago we're talking now, maybe 10 years ago now. The fateful day when I mixed the acid and cocaine. It was on a St. Patrick's Day. And it was a horrible nightmare to end all nightmares for me.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
God. Yeah, I remember it was a freaking different. It was a different guy than that normally than normally delivered the cocaine. And he had like another car of people. And then that scared me to death.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
death because i was already tripping and i like go down there and get it from him and again there's another car filled with people right behind them and then for 20 minutes afterwards i have my blinds drawn in like the one room of the apartment that i can look down there and i'm looking barely looking scared to death thinking they're gonna park and come up and get my you call your family and you say guys i'm about to be taken yeah
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Write this number down. Write this number down. This is the guy that took me. Write this number down. The number is just the latitude and longitude of party chilies.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I just kept falling on this hand. It just wouldn't heal. Oh, no. From the ages of like 19 to 21, I had a permanent – I had a permanent cast on because I punched a wall in Athens, Georgia and just shattered my hand and just blackout drunk.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And I just shattered my hand. And he was like, check what out? And I was like, ah. Oh, my God.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
The two women, maybe that's why they drove off the cliff because they were already worried that the foster kids were acting up a little bit and they had to do something about it. And they actually saved the whole world from a bunch of monsters from the knuckle draggers. Because then those kids have kids. Those kids have kids. Next thing you know, extrapolate.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
He was like, what were you trying to show me? But I ran into the river in Savannah during the St.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
With your broken hand? Yeah, with my broken hand and I was like covered in like sand, like sand everywhere. So I was just the only sandy guy in a sea of people. That's funny. Sandy cheeks. Wait, did your cast freaking, did they ever like apply a new one or did it just stink after two years?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Fall on it.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Oh, my gosh. Wait, it still hurts now? Like what, when it's about to rain or if it's getting colder or something?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to rain on Wednesday. Put some boards up, get in the cellar, get the cellar ready, and just pray. It's not like the cellar in the fucking movie Twister, dude. Oh, my God. The daddy gets sucked out. Gets sucked out. And how did Little Helen Hunt and the mama, how did they not get sucked out? That's what I didn't get on that movie. One of history's mysteries.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
You know, tornadoes just kind of pick and choose who they want.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
What in the, whoa. Hey, guys, help.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Huh? And see, Casey, that is a case. You would want the smaller earrings. You would not want the bigger ones. It's getting caught in debris in a freaking storm.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, it's like I'm in trouble. The tornado has me by the ear. It's just pulling me up, like pulling me to the car. You're in big trouble, mister. Yeah, gosh. Well, you'll be careful. You'll be careful. She is absolutely, she looks like a gargoylian. You know exactly what she looks like, Casey. Can you get up the guy who looks real hurt on the Hannibal Lecter movie?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Doesn't she kind of look like that? Like Gary Oldman?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And then she goes, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Yeah. What's he talking about then? Letting the pigs eat his face? So Hannibal Lecter got him high and then he cut his own face off. And he goes, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Oof. And he has no lips, Grant. A fate worse than death. So Hannibal Lecter did that to his ass. Basically, but he kind of just coerced him to do it.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
So it's a weird legal gray area. Yeah. If you force the person to do it. Yeah. How do you. Oh, my gosh. Well, it looks like her kind of. That's that's quite literally exactly what Helen Hunt looks like. And I hate to be rude. Yeah, we love Helen Hunt around here. Even though she hasn't been on, it's like she's one of the actors who's like, she was so giant.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
She's such a giant actress that now she's been in nothing. It's like, what happened there?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah. And Casey, I mean, if you're thinking about it, if this is, in fact, multiple generations down the line, the economy could be tanking at this point in time. It could be really hot outside. So you do not need some roving gang of just these bad ass, just multi-generational, just Badass kids. I know. Yeah. Well, oh, man.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Was she in something recently?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Wait, frogging is a thing? It's where you hide in someone's attic until they're sleeping.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
You sneak in their house when they're at work, and then you're trying to avoid the family all day. Well, you better bring like a Game Boy or something because you're going to get bored just sitting up in an attic all day.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I see you. I was so close.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
That's what she sounds like.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
God, what a crazy bitch. And I see you. Yikes. Yikes. Yeah, we see you too, Helen. We're not liking what we see. Yeah, you're looking busted, bitch. No, she's great. No, no, no. Yeah, she's nice. She seems nice. She seems really nice. Yeah, I apologize. I've never met her ass. I don't know why I'm trying to act like I've met Helen on before. I've never met her ass. I'd love to.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Grant, let me ask you something. Okay. and answer seriously, Grant. Yeah. You ever met her, bitch-ass? And if you did, would you be scared? I've never met her. If we paid you 50 bucks, would you meet her? Yeah. What if the sun had already gone down? But like we each pay you $50. This is a hundred total.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
A hundred bucks. Sun is down.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
You think this is the, she had some work done or her forehead just kept growing or something. She looked like a gargoyle. Oh. Gagala. But seriously, Grant, $100, but it is nighttime. Cash in hand. That's not her. That's not her. She looks sexy there. She looks like a Great Dane. Yeah, damn. She looks as sexy as a dog right there. Holy shit. She looks like a Great Pyrenees.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, she looks like a fucking bull mastiff in this fucking piece.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Casey told your ass nighttime, dude. Seriously. Let me ask you something, dude. It's nighttime. We give you $100 cash in hand. How long? Like, how long do I got to hang? 15 minutes. Yeah, 15. That is... That's a long time. Well, it's like in the grand scheme of things, pretty quick, though. 15 minutes is like goes by so fast.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, yeah. 15 minutes, dude.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
No, but no, no, no. It's not even like that. It's like that's $400 an hour. Yes. Think about it like that, dude. So basically you're making 400 bucks an hour. Are you willing? Yes or no.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Well, maybe soon we could get that going. Yeah, we know people in Hollywood. Yeah, we know people that would know her. I mean, we know Roseanne. Roseanne probably knows Helen Hunt. She has to know Helen Hunt. And we know Jeff Richards. Jeff, yeah, Jeff's fucking ass. You know he knows Helen Hunt. Yeah, he does. Mad TV. Yeah, we love you, Jeff. We love you.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And Jeff, please, I don't even know if you're listening. Come on, tell everybody you know Helen Hunt, man. Come on, don't leave us hanging. Yeah, let everybody know, please. Well, me and William have written a screenplay, and we are submitting it to South by Southwest for the upcoming year. Yep. And Grant, we want you to be like an editor. Yeah, we want you to edit the movie.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Would you really be willing? Yeah, sure. We have it all written out. We just need like a good editor.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
No, that's a sad egg. Oh. 1950s Windy Tundra. What's the movie about?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yes. And he ends up, well, I don't want to spoil it, but let's just say maybe he went a little, maybe goes a little too fast at the very last shot at the world speed record on the motorcycle.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yes. So you don't have to worry. It's not like he dies or something, but I mean, this dude's going crazy.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, he's going super fast. Bird hits him right in the freaking head. At least he has a helmet on, but it wobbles him. It gets him wobbly on that freaking thing. And then you get the death wobble and you're going down. Yeah, he knew he was going down as soon as he got hit by the dove.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, William's the driver. I'm the mechanic. Yes. We'll see how it goes. I mean, we're pumped. I mean, it's like a crazy. It's crazy. We're doing it. We're finally doing it. Well, we bet on ourselves, and the bet is paying off at 2 to 1 right now. Yes, it's paying off, so we've got to figure it out. We've been talking about it for a long time, and it's in the books. We're doing it.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
It's going to force your ass, dude, because you're going to be like, hold on. What do I eat for breakfast today? This little this little dude's got to eat something. And then you're going to be like, OK, I'm going to make him something pretty good. And then wait, there's a little extra. Yeah. Maybe I can eat. I'll eat the rest. Maybe I can eat the rest. And then I can't sleep until 3 p.m.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
We're the first script to be read at South by Southwest without having officially actually been made a movie, which is pretty incredible. And they, yeah, we're seeing pictures. The one bad thing, again, I'm on the motorcycle. It really hurts your back. You're going to be all hunched over on the things. But like my posture is all fog. This is pre-seats. Yeah, this is pre-seats.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Not to be confused with receipts.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
A hundred years.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, well, no, the guy, he ends up being, I feel like we're giving stuff away. Oh, I'm sorry.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And we are going to have people in the movie that look like, what's his name in Place Beyond the Pines? What's his name? Ryan Gosling. Yeah, we're going to have some Ryan Goslings in there because we got to make it so the women like it too. It's kind of a man, kind of a dude. I don't know. I don't want to say that. Well, it's high octane. Yes.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And it's certainly a thriller, but it's certainly a romance too. Yep. So again, if you're a lady and you're wanting to watch a really good one with your boyfriend or husband or whatever, keep an eye out because it's coming out. We could not recommend it enough. It's called Winds of Thunder. Yes.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And again, it'll be out next year because, again, it's next South by Southwest, which is like a freaking year from now. It's a year basically from today. Yeah. So it's coming out in a year. So we'll be talking about it. Till then, get people excited. Yeah. Well, the studio told us if we could get 100 signatures, they're going to go ahead and make the movie. They're going to do it.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And we look at each other because, you know, look at each other. We're like – 100 signatures, is that a lot or not a lot? Yeah, but we don't have any so far. Yes, so it's turning into a lot. They said you can't sign it yourself. Yeah, so we're thinking, fuck, well, we were going to have 98. I mean, we were going to have two. I know. So 98, like, fuck, 98 left. I know.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
hey, who's out there? We just heard a little girl ghostly laugh. Yeah, what was that little fucking laugh? I don't know. It was loud. Yeah, it seemed really weird. Well, it was a bunch of fun today. I'm so happy. I think we're at the end of it. One of the best St. Patrick's Days in recent memory.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
every day because now I got a son. He's got to go to school or else they're going to napalm my house. Yeah. Which is horrible. Yeah. You cannot. You'd have to wake on up. I mean, what is. But that's almost like too early. It's like, when do they have to fucking go to school at 8 a.m.? Yeah. Well, then I definitely can't stay up till five or six watching my little shows.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I know. It's been a pleasure. It's been a real pleasure. And we do have to obviously thank Dova King. Dr. P. Dugan. Eli Slugworth. Gators. Godmother. Goldie Mae Stark. Grant's Worst Nightmare. Hurley at WMS. LOL. I love Big Macs. I poisoned his fucking Big Mac. Jenny J. Jess. Joe Kive. John Shaw. Justin Threckle. Captain Chaos. Casey's Mom. Kyle Heath. Larry. Lawyer Joe. Lil Miss Becky.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Nice Wizard. Nissan Pappy. Robert Bushell. Ruby Jewel Sparkle. Shani Shinnikai from the Big Island. SatRack. Sergio. Shiva. Stephen Fournier. The Kill Tony Facebook group. The Gaming Creamer. The Wizard. Vanderweed. Vicious McFisty. White Magic. William and Casey, the cats, William Garrett, William Ramsey, Worm Drive Show. Ooh, I remembered that one.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Worm Drive Show on YouTube, Choose Your Own Adventure, Zombie Warlock. Thank you so much to our mercenaries. We love you guys. And the bounty hunters down there. Cats are cool. Oh, I've never even seen that. Thank you.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, go see Casey out there. That's so exciting. And then in a week, I will be in Des Moines, Iowa. The Big Island. The Big Island.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
You'd have to go to sleep at what? Like, I don't know, nine or nine. Nine. It's like early. If I need my 12 hours, yeah, I probably got to get up around nine.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, yeah, it's St. Pepe's Day. You've got to take it easy. Are you going to debrief us or not? You said we're live. What's going on? Bring us up to speed, G. Yeah, it is St.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Dostoyevsky, Toy Love, Thailana. God, just a class. I was about to think, hold on, are you going to say like the places you'll go or something like that? But no, yeah, you got to get his ass smart. Russian literature like Oligarchs, Fallen Empires, The Art of War by Ang Lee. Yes, Ang Lee, Art of War.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Get your kid, yes, get your kid reading stuff like that because I think a lot of kids are real stupid these days because the parents are reading the dumbass books about a big mouse or something. Whatever Goofy is. What is Goofy? What is Goofy?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And you're like, okay, even if you figure it out, you're really not learning that much. Right, not at all. I mean, you're making your kids stupid, so you have to be so careful. Grant, what were you doing with your daughters? How do you teach them so fast? Just, like, in general? Sure.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Sure. I know you're the protector. You have to protect them. And by the way, how is your shit going at your house? How's the bathroom? Oh, yeah. Look, your bathroom looks good, but how's the floor leading to the bathroom?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Patrick's Day miracle going on, it sounds like. Next thing you know, he comes back in your house, your kitchen's flooded. Yeah, he's like, oh my gosh, I fixed the one thing, but something else is fucked up. Sorry, we dropped a little paint on your pillows in advance, Brad. Oh, you dropped it on your board mattress? Damn. Damn. Yeah, they just spill a bunch of paint everywhere.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
You're like, what were y'all painting in the first place? What's going on in here?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Could you imagine? You'd have to really pick up all the tiny little pieces that that produced because if you ran your lawnmower over that thing, that's like destroying the lawnmower probably. Just shooting them out. Yeah. And just hitting people, hitting cars. Uh-huh. Wait, that was a little different because, yeah, oh, my gosh, hold on. We got to think about this, Casey.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
What would that sound like? Because it's not exactly maybe like a gunshot, but it's probably similar because it's hitting the things so hard.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, what are you thinking? Oh, that was an interesting one on the top of the water. God, that's a weird noise. That is a weird noise. I'm not comfortable actually expanding upon that. That was a weird one. Porcelain's deadly. Yeah, porcelain's not good. A lot of the porcelain has lead in it from the lead paint. Gosh, I was reading something.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Casey, I love drinking out of sometimes I find fun cups on eBay. And there were these ones from McDonald's and people like from like the 80s and people are saying, do not drink out of them. There's lead paint. I have a bunch of McDonald's cups.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
You would be old as hell.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Well, we got to look at. But then somebody was like, well, as long as you're not breaking up the glass and eating the glass with the paint on it, you should be fine. That's not a promise for me. That's that's not a given because sometimes I like to live on the wild side. And it's crazy. Yeah, it was what? There's that freaking video of that guy who can eat glass. Would you see that?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I remember seeing that thinking, is this possible? Can I actually eat this glass? Well, if you train your body, but he probably had pica where he can eat.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
What weird shit to eat. I know. Just eat like a taco. Eat a fucking... Look at this lady. Eat something normal. Don't eat that. Yeah, I remember my strange addiction, the one woman who loved to eat pillows. And she'd just rip open the pillows and eat the stuffing inside and just pretend like it was like, I don't know, cotton candy or something. I don't even know. She has to eat it really slowly.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I remember the one about the lady who would eat topsoil. So she would just like eat just a little bit of it. Yeah, I bet when she smiled at people, it looked like she'd been eating a bunch of shit or something. Just a nasty fucking dirty ass.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Your fucking teeth are all gnar gnar. Yeah, the poor girl's probably just looking up at the mop. Oh my gosh, look at that. Homer. Mr. Simpson. Mr. Simpson, I presume. Mr. Simpson. Mr. Simpson. There he is. Do people celebrate St. Patrick's Day in England? I don't know. You figure it would cause like armed conflicts. They hate each other over there. I know. That's what it was seeming like.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yep, we couldn't wear green today, but Casey was prepared. Love and peace. Casey was for sure prepared, though. Yeah, William said, I see you're not wearing green. I said, you sure about that, Hot Shot?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
I was reading the book on Ireland, Casey, and then I stopped like 300 pages. And I swear to God, I felt I don't know what the problem was. It was interesting. I was enjoying it. But it started feeling like it was something I had to read for school or something because I wasn't like totally enjoying it. So I put it I put it down. It was about the IRA. It was about just this one guy growing up.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
He was born in, like, 56. And then each year, he was just talking about generally what was happening in his life and what was happening overall in Ireland. And I was thinking it was going to be more IRA stuff getting blown up. Sure. What was it called? Oh, gosh, man. I probably have a picture of the cover of it. Oh, man. Look that up, G. Yeah, please look up Irish. Vintage Irish novel circa 1956.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yes. Main character born in 1956. Seems like... Boring. Yeah, it was boring. Yeah. That pisses me off. Well, the Tories and the proletariat over there are always at each other's throats. At each other's throats. They almost got Margaret Thatcher. Almost got her. With a fucking bomb. They almost got her fucking old ass with a fucking bomb, dude.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
She was in an apartment. She was in like a hotel or something and they put it in the hotel, right? I don't know. It didn't get to it in the book. Again, the fucking, it was bullshit, man.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Maybe somebody in the chat. There's no English people in the chat, are there? There's probably, Grant, come on.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Nice. Called it. Oh my gosh, it was in a freaking hotel.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
For sure. And it is kind of beautiful because I picture her, like, standing in her bathroom brushing her hair or something.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
And people forget about that. They only think about the pinching. But today's a day you can totally, if somebody's not wearing green, you can kiss them on the face, on the mouth. Only if you're hot. So keep that in mind. If somebody pinches you, they don't think you're hot.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
What is a lorry? Is that just like a British vehicle? I think a lorry is a car and a boot is the fucking trunk. Damn. Look at, so there's Margaret. She look good, huh? Damn, she does look kind of good. And I kind of like those sunglasses. Yeah, I know. Those are really cool.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Oh, my gosh. Casey, I picture again, maybe if you did adopt some kid or something, maybe you could wear those kind of glasses up at the car dealership. He's like getting because those are crazy. That does look almost like royalty. I mean, we're in the we're in the pearls, the pearl earrings as well. That would be a look.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to look this time.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, yeah. But then kind of looking because you got to kind of probably be looking a little bit just to see what they're buying.
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah. And, you know, it's just be it would be a horrible feeling thinking, oh, my God, did my kid just buy another fucking car? Whose car is that? Yeah. It doesn't even have a license plate yet. I'm smoked. Yeah. I'm toast. And this one looks like he hot wired it straight off the lot. So then you're thinking about the repercussion, the legal repercussions. Could I get in trouble for that?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
Yeah, I mean, what's, yeah, you probably have to start looking up the laws. Okay, just adopted a kid. I'm a foster parent now. Adopted a kid. He's stealing cars. Do I get in trouble?
The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
He's been stealing cars. Yeah, under am I the asshole subreddit. Under R, damn, that's interesting. I think people would say NTA, not the asshole. I really think people would say not the asshole. A hundred comments, NTA, NTA. I'm looking at, I'm literally sobbing. Yes. And your kids just listening from the other side of the door thinking, what's wrong with Papa? What happened to my Papa?
The William Montgomery Show
Val Kilmer Lives | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 176
300.
The William Montgomery Show
Val Kilmer Lives | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 176
Yes.
The William Montgomery Show
Val Kilmer Lives | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 176
Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Val Kilmer Lives | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 176
Yeah, Turks and Caicos.
The William Montgomery Show
Val Kilmer Lives | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 176
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Val Kilmer Lives | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 176
It's always good to make up some ailment.
The William Montgomery Show
Val Kilmer Lives | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 176
We couldn't.
The William Montgomery Show
Val Kilmer Lives | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 176
Oh, my gosh.
The William Montgomery Show
Val Kilmer Lives | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 176
Oh, wow.
The William Montgomery Show
Val Kilmer Lives | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 176
I'm having to call this in.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Well, first it was in, like, Rhode Island, and then he took, well, they took their powers to Oahu.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
I wonder if his bag, I wonder if that was in his bag. Did you get to look inside? His beans. Or he walked immediately? I was laughing too hard to see the situation progress any further than if it got any funnier, I think I would have died. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so we let his bitch ass go and we're laughing. You let him go.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
We could have grabbed him, and let me tell you, they would have thrown us a fucking parade. Old man like that, bag of beans, you have every right to grab that man and say, what are you? Did he look like a transient kind of person? Yes, he looked like a hobo. It was like something that would only happen when you're on LSD. You know what I mean?
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Like when you're tripping, like you'll go to a grocery store and just the weirdest thing will happen to you. Yeah, yeah. It was like a sober LSD experience.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah, I was crying laughing. Okay, so cut to an hour later. I walk outside. There's like four ambulances outside the apartment that he walked out of.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
I think he freaking died.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Okay, okay, okay.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
But it was from the general direction he came from. Do the math. He's 95 years old. He's got a bag of beans. He was probably doing a last hurrah. Casey, well, be careful, dude.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
There is a good chance that investigators are hoping to talk to us because we were the last people to see the beaten man alive.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
To the big island. What was that, Grant?
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
He goes to heaven. Because now he's in Purgatus. Yes.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Hopefully, I'll just make myself available.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Spiritually. If the beans were the thing keeping him locked in this immortal coil... You could accept them from, but don't eat them. Oh, yes. That's a given. Don't eat the bean. That's a given. Trust me, I would not. Damn. That would be bad news. Bean ghost. So cool, Grant.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Smart, dude. Grant just back there Googling bean ghost. That's sweet, Grant. Doing his job. That's what he's doing.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Well, if your kid gets kidnapped by the Flash, good luck. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah. Damn. That is a hard pill to swallow, getting frozen like that. That's what happened to fucking Gene Hackman, isn't it? Or something like that. Yeah, Gene Hackman went into an ice bath and he, frankly, he just got too cold. That's bad because I think you're only supposed to be in those fucking things like three minutes tops.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
And he was just not thinking and he fell asleep and he went to heaven and he died.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah, paradoxical undressing is what they call it. You get really, really cold, and then a lot of people who die of hypothermia are found without their clothes on. weird because your body starts tricking itself and it's going, I don't know what's happening. My synopsis are all misfiring. It's a nightmare.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Why did you cry?
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
I spent... Like a lot of times when I was in my youth, when I was in my party years, we would just pretend to our parents we were at each other's houses. And then we would just go like spend the night like in the woods or like in an abandoned baseball field and just party or whatever. That's fun. And so I spent like several nights, probably a couple of weeks total sleeping and like
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
public bathrooms really yeah you just lock the door behind you and just try to pray for warmth oh my gosh what would y'all were we all just partying in that general area yeah we would just get like a handle of like tea like mccormick's or like taka like just get a handle of loose vodka and maybe pray to god someone finds a coca-cola and just get just drunk as you can as quick as you can then just try not to lose each other
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
I woke up in the lotus position. I woke up planking. I woke up planking.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah. I'm talking about when you're like really young, like 14. Yeah. Just get super drunk and just like sleep in a field.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah, just pray to God you have all the boys together.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
I don't know.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Well, you got to keep your circle tight. And instances like that, especially when it's cold outside and you're trying to sleep in the bathroom of like a dugout. Like sleep on like a little league dugout. And it's cold.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Oh, God, you lost a friend.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
They were tardy. Yeah. Tardy to the friend group. They were retarded?
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Grant, would you still let me do this podcast if I look like this?
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Will you zoom in? I don't want to. Come on, man.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
They call it one of the top five hidden gems of Austin. Ooh. And it's a barbershop or a haircut place? You'd like that, wouldn't you? Yeah. Would that fit into your little bubble grant? Would that fit into your little freaking round hole in a square peg? Forget it.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Thanks, man. It was called Barbershop 808, I think. And it was lovely. And the woman took a picture of me after my haircut. She said, your hair looks so good. I want to put this on Instagram. And she put it on Instagram.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah. She said, your hair is awesome, dude. Are you in a band? Oh my gosh, what do you say? I said, no, I'm an entertainer. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I like to say sometimes entertainer.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah. Then like maybe their mind runs wild and they think, okay, I'm a con. And I don't tell.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Well, it would kind of connotate that I'm, like, maybe an erotic dancer. Like, that's what I like to think that they think. Like, because why would I say entertainer, right?
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah. You were ready to reel in the line. Yeah. It's the fish squirm.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Can't you just let the boys play? Let the big dogs eat. And if you're not willing to eat a little puppy chow, stay out of the kennel.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Stay out of the kennel.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
You know, if I, if this was a world, let's say it's a world where I'm making chocolate milk, right? And with this body, you know, I'm not, you know, I'm not. But if I was, I would do 2% milk and then a little bit of squirt. Hershey's. Hershey's syrup.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
There's going to be six hits. Me hitting your sternum. You drop into your knee. That's the second hit. Me hitting your ribs. That's the third hit. You standing back up. You bump your head on the ceiling because we're in an RV. Me kicking your shins out from under your legs. You don't fall. I hit you in the sternum again. It hurts my hand. That's the fifth hit. Then you finally die in.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
So the head, it depends on if you want to count that. Oh, fair enough. Because that's not exactly me whipping that ass, but it's you getting hurt nonetheless.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
It is low lying ceilings and we're in the front part. So we're really close to like the window.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
I'm sure he's squirming. Like, I got to get the fuck out of here.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
He's wailing on me.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Yeah. Is that a wasp?
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
I think I've told this story before, but my mom used to date this guy named Bobby Ray. And he was a cowherder. And we were at a Little League game one time for a son named Stetson. And this fan was talking shit. And Bobby said, hey, yo, come over here. He was super country. And the guy walked up and Bobby went. And he bopped his ears. Damn. Yeah, like really hard. Bang. And the guy was like, huh?
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
It like disoriented his dumb ass.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Oh, my message or equilibrium. I know. What a fighting technique. Well, he said, like, I remember asking him, like, why he did that. And he said, well, it stuns him. Stuns him. You got to learn to fight, boy. I can teach you a couple things. Was he nice? He was super nice, but he had a really bad drinking problem. Oh, did he? It didn't make him violent.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
But he just had a horrific drinking problem. We would go to Beefo Brady's every night, and he would have like 30 Coors Lights. He was the coolest.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
He was a showman. He liked to entertain. So he would get wasted, and he would sing karaoke. We'd go to karaoke every night, and he would sing She Thinks My Tractor is Sexy. Yeah. Do you know that song? Who sings that? What does it sound like? I don't know. It goes, she thinks my tractor's sexy. She likes to ride along. I don't know who the fuck sings it.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Oh, yeah, he'd sing it. Every night we would do this. Kenny Chesney. Kenny Chesney. Kenny Chesney. Rest in peace. We love you, Kenny. We wish you could have had more. Yes, but we know you're in heaven. We know that you're better off. You're doing so much better now. I'm just writing something down.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Wow. Look at that, like, terrible Photoshop job for that Kenny Chesney song. That must have been one of his first songs or something.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Everywhere we go, she's talking about how I smile.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
He looked good. What do you think, Gigi? Look at them arms. Yeah, look at those arms. They look familiar. Oh. Oof.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
That's not the only thing I'd box.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
I don't know what I mean by that.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
I'll leave it on, I guess. I don't want him to get sunburned. It seems like he's in the Florida Keys. Yeah, you get hot down there. I mean, that's what happened to Jimmy Buffett. Skin cancer. The very son he loved so much was the very son that put him in the dark forever. It turned on him.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
What were you going to say? I thought something was going on. I thought somebody had a gun in there.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Can you please edit that one? No, please, Grant. And then I want you to bleep out the beans. So bleep this out again. Well, now I can say it. Now I can say it.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
The original beans. Y'all want some beans? It's like a cartoon. It's like some Even Stevens shit. Okay, so wait. What about the Mashalalan?
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Oh, there's a shillelagh.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
A mass shillelagh.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
You know, the MASH shillelagh, as funny as it is, I think it would cause a little... It would be a little bit too much setup for a guy like me. I'm all punchline, no setup.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
God, there was a MASH shillelagh last week, and you would not believe it. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Grant, are those Irish weapons? Like, do people use shillelaghs as weapons?
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Island time.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Great. You're getting off on this.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Wait, there are two men fighting with shillelaghs. I didn't even consider that a possibility. I always considered the shillelagh a one-man weapon. It couldn't be mutual shillelagh combat.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
only one gets to have the shillelagh yeah it's like so it's not like a duel it's like you throw a shillelagh on the ground like right in the middle first one to get it gets to use it and then starts banging yeah just start banging mashing i talked to this guy at bonnaroo one time and he had those white crusts on the side of his mouth you know what i'm talking about what is that from just not drinking enough water probably a combination of that and speed normally
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
It's people who take too much Adderall get those crusties. Oh, really? It's so gross.
The William Montgomery Show
Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180
Deal. But it stuck in my head forever, him saying smashing.
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Did y'all end up getting the ketamine? Yeah, I'm almost positive we bought ketamine. Absolutely. I think that was the first time I did ketamine, and it was at Weird Al Yankovic. I've told that story. Oh, that's great. Yeah, Erica loves Weird Al Yankovic. She's a giant. I do, too. There was a guy who was like six foot eight, possibly seven foot.
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And I was in a K hole and he was singing every word to Weird Al. And it made me if I had the capacity to cry in that moment, I would have. I was so scared. It's impossible to describe.
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I had the fear. I was standing up, but he was so tall I couldn't see the stage. So I was watching him watch the concert. Because he was right in front of me and he knew every word to every Weird Al song, even the deep cuts. It's like he was translating it for you or something. Yeah. And he was so big. He was like a human wall. So I was just like staring at his big ass head.
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That's a worst case scenario at a concert. I know.
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And everybody would laugh, and I would have no idea what they were laughing about. So I felt like I was in some, like, demonic sitcom watching this giant man sing Weird Al. So when other people were laughing and stuff, would you start laughing and you were just, like, watching? Trying to fit in. I would go... But I was so deep in the K-hole, like, I couldn't really move my mouth.
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Like, my bones were frozen, so I would just go...
The William Montgomery Show
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It was definitely worst-case scenario.
The William Montgomery Show
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Well, Weird Al, he left one survivor to tell the story, and that was me.
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He got recruited. He got recruited and he made that mistake. And you think the government's going to give you everything they promise when they're done with you? And believe me this, they will wipe you.
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Okay, I'll tell you whatever you want. Stop tickling my gams.
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Well, it's hard, right? It's hard. I know. And I know you're tough as nails, but everyone has a weakness. I know.
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Are you ticklish at all? You know, a guy like me, tragically, thankfully, I'm not. But a guy like you, you get tickled, you squeal like a pig.
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Yeah. I do get ticklish. I'm very ticklish.
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Yeah. Ask any of my ex-girlfriends, if we get in a tickle fight, I'm squealing.
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That's something else.
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You're cracking my shit up. Yeah, it's too hard. It starts hurting.
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Did you ever see that documentary called Tickle? No. Grant, do you know what I'm talking about?
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Pull it up. It's great. This guy, like he finds this like erotic tickling league, like competitive tickling. Why does that mean a rot or why is erotic? Why is that? You'll have to watch it. He finds this like tickling league, which seems to be like definitely some sort of fetish because it's just guys tickling each other.
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And then he goes down this rabbit hole and the owner of the tickling organization is like totally insane and like sues him and does all this crazy stuff. It's amazing.
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Oh, is this a scene from the, or is this how they get you?
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It's like obviously erotic. Like how do you get turned on by that? Tickled is what it's called. It's very good.
The William Montgomery Show
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You know what I had in La Veglern? La Veglern. I had a root beer float. Was it wonderful? Oh, so tasty.
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Yeah, if you're anything like me, you're not going to want to get tickled raw.
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Well, I don't think they're naked. I don't remember.
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It's quite a thing. It's a documentary. It's not a pornography.
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Thank you, brother.
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Well, I think that's just his shirt, maybe.
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There's no way. It's hard to say. Imagine tickling someone until they bust.
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Could you imagine, Grant? Picture that in your mind's eye. Got it? Okay. Now keep it. Now keep that image. Got it? Now keep it.
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It was so good, and everybody around me said, boy, where'd you get that?
The William Montgomery Show
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It's in your head. It's trapped up there. I've been practicing mesmer, which is... Be careful, Casey. What is that? It's the origins of hypnotism, and it has various occult beginnings. That's why we call it mesmerizing. The man who created it was named Mesmer, and a lot of people thought that he was some sort of witch or occultist.
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And really, he had just discovered hypnotism, and he thought it was animal magnetism. That we had certain fluids running through our bodies, like psychic fluids. And if you could capture them, you would be able to heal illnesses. And I've been basically practicing mesmer. How's it going? Are you able to surprise people?
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Yeah, I was kind of showing it off. Sorry, my little secret.
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I've shown progress, and I'm trying to hypnotize myself to forget my own traumas.
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It hasn't been proven, but based on some of my research, I think within six months I'll be able to do it, yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
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I've been setting an alarm kind of like Inception to kind of snap me out of it. So I have a totem.
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Yeah, which is just a squishmallow.
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Yeah, I hold it, and then I'll squish it, and then I'll remember that I'm human.
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Yeah, man.
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That would be good for you. And then we all have like our own like- Squishmallow. Squishmallow. Yeah.
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Those are great, man.
The William Montgomery Show
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So, Grant, if you could hypnotize yourself or a loved one, would you and why?
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It was on Fremont. Seriously? Yeah, man. I'm walking around like a freaking king without a crown. You know I got to get down.
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Well, it's all about knowing who you are, right? At a really base, like, sort of spiritual level.
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Mesmer is extraordinarily dangerous and has caused more deaths than shark attacks.
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Trust me. I would never do that on a loved one. Mesmer is more dangerous than shark attacks alone.
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Yeah, it would strictly be for my enemies or people who have wronged me in any way.
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Like my friend Caleb.
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Well, he's a carpenter. Yeah. So he spends a lot of time like in high rises and I keep what I wanted to scare him. Right. I didn't want to kill him. He was like, after all, we were friends before he wronged me.
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And yeah, I told him basically to walk the plank and he woke up. I snapped him out of the mesmer right as he was at the ledge of like a 20 story building. And then I had a little drone flying up there carrying a message that said, try it again. Maybe you won't wake up. And I bet he's been good since then. Oh, Oh, he has minded his P's and Q's like you would not believe.
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yeah man I mean it's a warning of a lifetime and I won't be warning you twice it's Caleb right Caleb so Caleb his name's Caleb Durant Caleb Durant be careful dude seriously man yeah wrong me once I scare the shit out of you wrong me twice you wake up in heaven yep that's sweet that's why the Joker would basically be my best friend because he sent a bunch of people to heaven
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Cause the Joker loves murder and chaos.
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Yeah. And so God's probably like, all right, and I guess I'll let him go a little bit longer. Yeah.
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A lot are going to the big guy who lives down there. Yes. We won't even say what. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think the new pope is going to bring forth the prophecy and he's going to be the Antichrist?
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That is actually a good point.
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Get Pelosi to like pass a bill to bring back original Oxycontin.
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I learned all my techniques from this Japanese horror movie called Cure. So, um, it's like considered the forefather of the Japanese, uh, J horror movement, like the ring and the grudge. It was kind of the forebearer of all that. And what you do is you ask a lot of questions.
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So I would say, here's how I would do it without doing, I'm not going to don't really actually do it on my ass, but I'm not going to do it all the way. Okay. But what, wait, what would you even want me to do? Do you're talking about, are you talking about doing Mesmer?
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He was the beatbox guy, right? Or else it wouldn't be very impressive if like it was his buddy. I agree. I mean, I think it has to be modest Yahoo. I would pray to all that modest Yahoo holds holy that it is him. We pray to Yahweh.
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So it would be something like that where I would kind of talk in circles for a really long time until you get frustrated. And then I would go. And that would kind of, that jarring noise of like knocking something would kind of snap you, and that would initiate the trance.
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And then I would have you look into a lighter. I would say, oh shit, you need a light for that? And you don't even have a cigarette or anything, which would confuse your brain. So I'm basically like splitting the two sides of the brain. And then you would be highly suggestible.
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Have my will.
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I would say, I need a ride to Waffle House because I'm starving. And then I'll be like, okay, hold on, get in the front seat. Yeah, and then Erica would get in the back seat. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And she would be pissed.
The William Montgomery Show
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Yeah, and then I have to trick Erica. So this would take like a long time because Erica would go, what the hell?
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Yeah, she'd be like, William, freaking snap out of it, dude. You're mesmered. Yeah, yeah. Oh, God. I wouldn't do it to a close friend. Grant, Grant, when do you think we're going to end this podcast?
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And what is a minute again?
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It wasn't loud enough. It's not going to be tranced. Well, I'll hex your ass in due time, brother. Which is another thing. It's a completely different type of mechanism.
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Anyways.
The William Montgomery Show
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It was perfect. I'm so happy to see you guys. Watch that movie, Cure. It's really great.
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That was part of that was a residual part of the Mesmer. Yeah. And for me.
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John C. Reilly.
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Oh, I didn't see it yet. It's nutty with John Malkovich.
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Yeah.
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He's starting a cult, too. I would love something like that. And you know what? I just watched with John C. Reilly hard rock. Eight. The first movie from Paul Thomas Anderson starring a young John C. Reilly, maybe in his first role. I mean, he knocked this thing out of the park. It's a good one. It was awesome. PTA doesn't mess except with licorice pizza. He did mess with that.
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No, I can't. I honestly can't stand the stuff.
The William Montgomery Show
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It is Twizzler red, also known as beige. Yo. What do you think, Grant? What do you think about that, brada?
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Thanks, dude.
The William Montgomery Show
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Sometimes you just leave the ovens on all night just so the pans can already be preheated.
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We're just in it for the beat boxing.
The William Montgomery Show
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You know what I did once? In science, they have those emergency showers. Yes, yes. You know what I'm talking about? Yep. I walked back there, and we had a substitute, and I fucking yanked on that bastard. You're kidding. Dude, it soaked my ass. It pours like 50 gallons a second, so it was like, vroom, like just a waterfall of water. Oh, my God.
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I went everywhere and I went, sorry, I thought it was the sink. You're kidding. I'm like, no, I'm not. And he was like, he was so mad.
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Why are you young? I was like, do something, you old bag of nails.
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I'll freaking wreck your ass. Yeah.
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I'll break you to pieces. Yeah. That was probably junior year of high school.
The William Montgomery Show
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Were people laughing? Did people see it? People saw it, but I think it was a class where I didn't have very many friends in it. So maybe like one dude. I don't even think I said, like, should I do it? I was like, check it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just one of those people. I was truly like me and the Joker probably would have been best friends.
The William Montgomery Show
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I want to watch the world burn, and then I want to put the fire out myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
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No, probably not. If I was like Mr. Deeds, instead of having a water fountain full of Hawaiian Punch, I'd just have a shower full of Mr. Pibb.
The William Montgomery Show
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Is that a bit, Grant? Should I write that down?
The William Montgomery Show
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Yeah, yeah. Mr. Pibb's a funny word. It is. Wait, I have to. I'm just going to write down my dad founded Mr. Pibb. That's a good one. You should.
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Yes.
The William Montgomery Show
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Oh, you wish it probably had 16 or 17 flavors, not 23 flavors. 23 is too much. Oh, wow. It's like 10 too much.
The William Montgomery Show
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Why are you chugging it? You don't need to chug it. That's your problem, man. And that's my problem, too. It's all excess.
The William Montgomery Show
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It's all excess. I don't drink it too much because it makes me fat really quickly. The soda box? Yeah. If I drink like one soda every day for three days, I could see it. I'll be like, dude, I'm fat as shit.
The William Montgomery Show
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What's the sugar? I mean, obviously it's the sugar and the calories. Sugar. When you drink them, it just sticks on your big ass.
The William Montgomery Show
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If we go out, like if I'm just at the comedy club, I won't drink soda. But if we go to the bar after, I'll have a couple sips of a Coke.
The William Montgomery Show
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I used to be somebody. I used to shoot crank, man. I'm out here taking a couple sips of a Coke. You should shoot speed, dude.
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That is okay. You know what I like? I'm, like, very childlike. I'll take a bite of a sandwich, and I'll go, yum.
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I know you do the same thing.
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Yeah. Oh, this is really good. Yeah. And then every bite, I'll let everyone around me know every bite until the sandwich is gone. I'll go, this is good. I love this. What is this? What is this? Ham and cheese?
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What is this? And then I'll go, I wish I brought a little Tony Sasseries with me. Ah.
The William Montgomery Show
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My friends will go, you would bring that to a restaurant? I'll go, no, I obviously didn't, but I wish I did. Yeah, I wish I did, dumbass. So, whatever. I have to tell you the funniest thing that happened yesterday. What happened? And this is the biggest thing. Oh, fuck, I spoiled it. Grant, beep that out.
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Please, Grant. Okay, so me and Michael Fractor, my friend, he came over because we're going to move to Chicago together. And we're standing outside and we're sitting across from each other. And Michael goes, oh, he kind of waves. And I go, who did you wave at? And he goes, this guy's waving me over. And I turn around and William, the oldest man, is walking with this. He's dragging this trash bag.
The William Montgomery Show
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He's got to be at least in his 80s, probably in his 90s.
The William Montgomery Show
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He's so old. He's just like skin and bones. And I start laughing so hard. And I go, Michael, there is no way he is waving you over. Like, he looked so ridiculous, this old man. Yeah. And Michael goes, dude, I swear to God, he waved me over. And I'm just like laughing, like not laughing in his face, but I'm like, like, it's just he looks so funny. Yeah.
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And the old man walks up and he's dragging the trash bag. And I go, what's up, dude? And he goes, he goes, y'all want some beans? Yeah.
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Oh, weird. And I was like, I was screaming laughing. I was like, I was like running around in circles like this. Was he really calling over Michael? Yeah, I guess. I mean, maybe he just wanted to give Michael some beans, but he saw that I was there and I guess he was like, I ain't got enough to share.
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Oh, that's spooky.
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Is that a message?
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Is that for us?
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For nothing, just in the air and it just smells like butane.
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And slip and slide.
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Oh, my gosh.
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But don't say soccer.
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Don't say soccer.
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There you go.
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Oh, I thought you meant Arsenio Hall.
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Did he die, too, or no?
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She was happy because you were happy for her.
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He always had that ugly ass side chick that he's married to now.
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Camilla or something? Camille?
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I know. Yeah.
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You don't practice it enough.
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I can't really tell what the accent is, but I think it's supposed to be southern.
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William likes to steal the four seasons towels.
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For doing that accent?
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It was hilarious. Oh, my gosh.
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The guy comes in and I think all his other pranks are just like yelling in public spaces and it's not very funny.
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He goes into Target and he tells employees, go ahead and take the day off. I'm from another store. I'm just going to bring my team in. And they're like, who are you?
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Just bring them in. Go to the cashier. Go help self-checkout. And they're like, no, stop. You guys don't work here. They're like, this guy's already cleaning.
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You have too many shoes.
The William Montgomery Show
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It's generally mean kind of or annoying.
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His favorite color is orange.
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He didn't meet his bride until marriage.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
No, they met over the phone, and I think she's a gorger, and his mother was pissed.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Wait, Gypsy, you gorger.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
You got to marry a cousin, typically.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
You guys are entertainers.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
I like the traveler life.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Van life?
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
I'm terrified of van life now.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
You didn't even... This is me actually walking.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
First time ever and it hurt.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
And then he punched her in the face instead. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
They told her to get out of here.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Don't talk to him.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
And galaxies. Send us a galaxy, by the way, guys.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Our phones suck here.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Four of them for me, William, Casey, and Gigi.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
The one that folds in half.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Damn!
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
No, you didn't.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Like, get it off?
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
For a boy.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Oh, it doesn't even look like a peewee yet.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Yeah. It's different.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
When you were little...
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
But I never let you live it down.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
And those were your first words?
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
You can play games.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Fruit Ninja.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Yeah, it's like a Dave and Buster's thing.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
You're really getting into pranks.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
No, it's a self-buy collaboration.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
It's going to be real pain.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Oh, my God. That's your saw trap?
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Delete it, dude. And they can even lock his phone up.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Who let this fucker in?
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
That's how it would happen?
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
I was walking Gator and I hear her walk out of her door behind us. And then I see her. Oh, no, she was in front of us. And then she stops to lean over and we're walking past her and I hear her coughing a bunch and I see her yakking.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
And I see her turn around and go back into her apartment and I go on Gator's walk and I could see her whole ass meal right there where she fucking vomited and there's like multiple meals.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
She's just going out to throw up her food and going back inside. Oh.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Oh, you could see the whole ass meals. That's why I thought it was like maybe someone leaving what cat food for a cat or dumping their old food for animals.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
I don't understand. I don't know. Maybe the person she lives with don't like it.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
That's how she looks when she's doing it, too. And it's that big of a pile.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Yeah, for a $70 buffet, yeah, you would.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
The buffet's $70.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
You're only making $30.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Buffet's free, paid for.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
But we took you between breakfast and lunch, so it's like a weird in-between meal. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
But they're cold by now.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
It's still a quality buffet.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
That's what it looks like in his lobby right now.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Do they?
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Ugh.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
I don't think they think that's going to happen.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
She loves him. She's going to love it.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Brennan Taylor food reviews. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Grant pulled up Brennan Taylor. That's William's favorite YouTuber.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Chris Cropper.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
He's only converted 12% to podcasters.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
For the support.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
To Bojangles.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Breakfast all day, I didn't know.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
All right. That's how he does it. Bye.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
You got to figure out how to convert the customer.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Who has a nicer office?
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Inside a business?
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
What's a technical term?
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
A singer's exercise.
The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Different.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
It does. Those teeth look good, actually.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
I actually came across it on Reddit. I saw a picture of you guys.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
I'm on the Nathan Fielder for you Reddit thing. And then I was on it.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
But I saw it there and then I saw your story and I also commented on your story.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
A little bit, yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
I was saying that at least. Oh, fuck off.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
I think it was like something. I want to say something like worlds collide or something.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
That is sweet. People excited about you. People excited about me. Okay. Yeah, it was positive.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
You guys haven't seen the third episode. Oh, my gosh. Everyone should be watching the rehearsal. It's so good.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
But he's pretty high up there. Let's say he's in the top two.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Who else is in the top two?
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
I just think you should leave again, Casey.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
I don't... There's a lot of different Popeye fan art here.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
You guys want me to pull up a trailer?
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
I don't believe in ghost stories.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
I might have to blur some of that. Get that off the screen. I did not expect that.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
I think it's pretty funny. I like it.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Ignore that. It's Popeye.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
He's got to be real careful right now.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
There's a lot of options here. There's Carol and Mary are commonly suggested. Gertrude was one of the first recorded names for her.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
I tried my best.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Here's Gertrude Claus.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Yeah. What do you think she should look like? A little sexier, a little older. Both sexier and older.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
We'll get to the bottom of this.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
That's good. That's better than frowning. William, would you do Santa? Would you once your hair goes white?
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
What are you trying to say? Would you play Santa?
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Got it.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Looks like those flat pretzel chips.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Just switching cars.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
You still aren't getting anything from me right now, are you?
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Let us in. Things are looking good now. I think things have settled down. Feeling good. Looking good moving into Q2 here.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Oh, no. Yeah. Hello. It's very niche. It's called Hello Crawler's.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
What are you talking about?
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
It's like an adult baby show. I think it's going to catch on. Very niche.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Is that too much?
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
I took it off screen.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
No drama. I'm so sorry. All right, man.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Y'all will deny me like that?
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Wait, what's the cause?
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Pretty gentle on the knees. As you get older, it's okay to crawl.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
You guys crawl around a little?
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
It's kind of our thing. I would prefer you guys not. Yeah, that's stolen valor, I think.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
It is pretty new for me, this whole crawling thing. I missed out. I missed out on those formative years.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
This is cross promo. It's good.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Crawling like a baby, man.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Oh, man. I mean, maybe one. Maybe one.
The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
I mean, that's a lot already. It's a tall order. Maybe like half.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Sorry. Yeah, we got some viewers on here. You want me to ask some questions?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh my goodness.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
This is a stock photo of stand-up.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
One moment. Yes.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, please. There you go. Oh, sick. I had a picture of Mecca instead.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, you want... Yeah, like specifically at the mothership.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
This is earwax gyro meat. I don't know what that means. What the fuck?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, great.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah. It's cheese? Yeah, it's a Babybel cheese wax that someone's collected into a map. It's Babybel? Babybel. Babybel. That's Babybel? Babybel, sorry. I want my Babybel baby.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Talk about, it must have slipped my mind. Motherfuckers be like, I'm going to start a true crime podcast. That's actually Grant, though. I think I want to go swimming with sharks. Yeah. I think these were back when we had the other images.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, yeah. Motherfuckers VI. I like that.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yes.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
What are we talking about?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh. Oh, here.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
There you go. There's a redneck now.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
No, I think he's been working out.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, Grant. Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant. I was looking, I was trying to find baby pictures of William here. Creep?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Does she still come around here, Grant? She hasn't been in since the incident, I guess.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, it's like two weeks, three weeks ago?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Spencer O'Neill, you know him?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Oh my gosh, well, it's so funny you say that. There's a guy named British John, who I know, some guy who's from England, who like worked for the KGB or something. Or somebody who does comedy in California. He was doing shot-caller comedy. Really? British John. Well, we might have to tell British John somebody took his idea in Austin.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
No, no, no, no, he's not KGB. No, no, no, he's not KGB.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
You don't know? Alright, so. Call him. I just know he's done some dirty work for some people I know. That's all I can say.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Wonderful question, because I have yet to see it. My understanding was, he was shocking people. It was like on the comic, on the stage. Okay, that was his whole... Is that what this one was?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, I do. You might have seen them at Showtime at the Apollo. Did you ever watch that show?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
I wish I could sound British, kind of, but I can't really. I mean, obviously, I'm from Memphis, Tennessee, but I would love to. It's always sounded so nice to me.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
I want a chicken and a can of Coke.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Okay, so what? I want a chicken and a can of Coke.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
I want a chicken and a can of coke. Wait, wait, that wasn't any better. You just sound like an old, angry old man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Go like this. See, I'm not used to it. I'm not used to doing that noise as much.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Wait, hold on, how are you doing?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Can you do it, Grant? Chicken and a can of Coke.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
And if you do bad, the clown comes out. They have a clown and he has a shepherd's crook and they get your ass. If everybody starts booing you in the audience, it makes this weird noise and the clown comes out and they rip the people off the stage with the shepherd's crook.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
You gotta make the noise in your throat, Grant.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Main. Main. Main, like man, but saying it like main. So you'd say, what up, main? Yeah, what's up, main?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, yeah, maybe kind of like that.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, yeah, I mean, it just totally depends. Because a lot of people, some people, my mother has a very strong southern accent. Okay. Just like, hey, how y'all doing? Oh, I love that one, yes. Oh, really?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
That's like righteous gemstones, isn't it? Yes, yes, righteous gemstones. Yeah, oh my gosh. Have you ever been in the South? Because again, Texas, I wouldn't even call it... It's not the South, I don't think. I mean... Have you ever been to Tennessee or Mississippi or Alabama or Florida?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Und dann musst du ihn rausnehmen, weil dein Onkel, ich bin sicher, es ist sein Geburtstag. Er will nicht mit einer kleinen Person mit der Krämpfe umgehen. Connected to his fucking friend. Yeah, I would be thinking, okay, get him out of here.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Some guy's pulling some poor guy on the ground. That was nice. You stretched him out. That was nice.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Wait, so when you're over there, are there enough people that speak English? Are there a lot of people that speak English over there?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
I would think, probably.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Or an English breakfast.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Wir wollen einen. Wir sehen YouTube-Videos von englischem Frühstück. Was ist das? Warte, korrigiere mich, wenn ich falsch bin. Ich will Beine. Was ist das?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
You know what I mean? I wonder if that's what they call Canadian bacon here. It's like a circular thing.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
What is that?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ich weiß nicht, ob ich jemals Plum-Barbecue-Sauce hatte.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Das ist verrückt. Zwei Eier und fünf Blätter Blätter. Du sollst kommen. Es gibt hier ein Waffelhaus. Hast du noch ein Waffelhaus gesehen? Wird IHOP zählen? Ja, das ist ein Frühstück, aber es ist ein Ort, das Waffelhaus heißt. Es gibt einen hier in Austin. Du solltest gehen. Es ist sehr gut. Oh, wirklich? Ja, es ist alles im Süden und sie haben einen hier in Austin.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ich weiß, wenn ich in die Multiverse gekommen wäre, ja. Ich würde hoffentlich so aussehen wie dein Arsch. Okay, das ist der Clown. Das muss ein neuer sein, Grant. Ich fühle mich, als wäre es ein klassischer Showtime bei der Apollo. Ein straight up Dude, der sich wie ein Clown trägt.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Es ist wundervolles Frühstück und wie Waffeln.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ich weiß, Käse und Eier, das ist mein Go-To. Die Sausage-Egg-and-Cheese-Biscuit, das ist mein Go-To.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Oh, really? Yeah. That's where I think, on my dad's side of the family, Montgomery, I think it's Scottish people I'd like to go over there to. I've never been over there. You think I'd fit in?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, in Aberdeen. Yeah, yeah. Wait, is that Scotland?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
I know, I think it's gotta be. And I hope you... Do you put sunscreen on? Um, nah. Well, be careful. I started getting freaking skin cancer. Really? Two years ago, man. Yeah, right here. You can see a little mark. Oh, shit. And on my freaking neck. And I might have one on my arm right now. So you gotta start, yeah, you gotta start going to the dermatologist. But maybe you're okay.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Can I show you this? Because this is, I got some burns in Australia. Uh-oh. Be careful, you... Uh-oh. What's that? Yeah, it's splotchy. Have you ever had that before? How long has that been? It looks like a big birthmark or something. Um... Although my finger's freezing, but...
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ja, es geht ein bisschen runter, ja.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Hast du geblistert?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
I'm guessing the man above your head, the guy with the colorful shirt. I'm guessing, Grant, can you give us any intel on this picture?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Nein, nein, nein. Sieh, das ist gut. Das ist, was mir passiert ist, wenn wir nach Florida gehen. Wir gehen nach Florida in den Sommerzeit-Summen und ich werde wirklich schlecht gebrannt, jedes Mal und immer wieder.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Oh my gosh, where maybe he's having to sit in between your legs or something. That would be maybe a little weird for sure.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
You're like, god damn it. Wait, so I hope you had fun, but you didn't get in the water, did you? I'm kidding. I saw your Instagram and I said you're getting in the water.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, I think it's fine. But be careful, man. That is where all the dead bodies are showing up because they think there's a serial killer here. Really? Yeah. What? Yes. They think there's a serial killer. It could be that or just drunk people falling in Lady Bird Lake.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Okay, yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
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Ja, Leute, die das tun. Sie hätten einen von Jack the Ripper auf der Webseite genommen. Er war einer der OG-Serial-Killer, oder?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ja, ja, ja. Auf der Rückseite. Also er wird von der Bühne entfernt. Also das ist das, warum ich, wenn ich mitgebracht werde, auch wenn ich noch nie da war, denke ich einfach nur, das ist wie ein verdammtes Show. Oh, ja. Wenn du es durchführen kannst, ohne, und auch, du musst das Stück Holz rütteln. Da ist ein glücklicher Stück Holz.
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He's a good one, yeah. I mean, we got over here a bunch of crazy people. The guy who killed the poor people in Idaho. I don't know if you've seen any pictures of that guy. He's just scary looking. I picture maybe Jack the Ripper being like a James Bond kind of guy.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
The classiest way to kill a prostitute. What the fuck? Was denkst du davon? Bist du ein Fan von James Bond? War das groß in England?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ja, mir auch, mir auch.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Würde in den gleichen Äraren sein. Ja, GoldenEye, ich erinnere mich darauf, und dann natürlich auch das Video-Game, das N64-Video-Game, ich liebe das. Das war ein Game-Changer, ja, das war sick. Ich liebte es. Ja. Also, ihr machtet all diese Sachen, offensichtlich. Was, wie Super Nintendo, N64? Ja.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ja, aber ich bin kein großer Spieler, wie Jay, bist du ein Spieler?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Er macht es auf und an, er wird wirklich into it, dann nimmt er viel Zeit aus. Ich habe die dumme Scheiße gespielt, äh, Call of Duty? Call of Duty-Game. Oh, ich liebte das. Und dann war es... Zombies oder eigentlich? Es wurde in Zombies geformt. Am Anfang war es nur die kleinen Maps und ich kriegte eine Menge Tötungen.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Und dann wurde es in Zombies geformt und ich konnte mich nicht von Zombies entfernen.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, my brother played FIFA. I never could get the controls. Soccer, just what? Football, excuse me, wasn't big over. It really was not. I mean, in Memphis, it was just football and basketball and lacrosse. There was like lacrosse at my high school, but there was, I don't know.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Jeder rüttelt, bevor du auf die Bühne gehst.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Das ist verrückt, eigentlich. Oh, ja. Oh, mein Gott.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Oh, a security guard told your ass to turn it inside out?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Was würde passieren, wenn ich da herkommen würde und du mich zu einem Liverpool-Spiel mitnimmst und ich ein Austin-Jersey träge? Würden die über das oder nicht, weil es ein amerikanisches Spiel ist, seltsam aussehen?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Was würde passieren, wenn es ein Celtics-Type wäre? Was würde passieren, wenn es ein Rival wäre? Würden die Leute meinen Arsch bekommen?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
And the players are in there probably like, what's going on?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ja, aber du musst es halbzeitig trinken und es in die Bar schlagen. Oh yeah, that kind of sucks. Yeah, and in America here in the college football stadiums, I grew up loving college football, they were not allowed. Like the school I went to, Tennessee, you could not drink, but now you can.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
They sell alcohol at the games, which is so funny because I remember... Yeah, they do now, because I remember when I was in a fraternity there in Tennessee. Yeah. And before the freaking...
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
football games everybody would be in the bathrooms like strapping the evan williams bourbon or whiskey or whatever in plastic bags on their legs it was always this giant operation to sneak the alcohol into the games but yeah now the fucking people can just buy beer there it's probably way too expensive but now yeah i'd still be sneaking in at those prices
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, look at that. A glory hole for some sort of troll. Troll people or something out in the woods somewhere.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Oh, so much fun. Yeah, I remember for the first couple months, I was not smoking weed correctly. I wasn't inhaling it, because I would have the pipe, and I'd never smoked anything in my life, so I didn't even understand, like, breathing in.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
And then I remember being with my buddy Alvin Sidhu, a nice Indian guy, one of my best friends in high school, and his infinity, and really smoking weed for the first time and thinking, oh, this is fun.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Und dann konnten die Leute von Showtime und der Apollo es irgendwie zum Theater verkaufen. Das ist verrückt.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
A lot of blunts.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, what did we have? We had something Optimos. That was the brand of little cigars. And then it was Swisher Sweets. Because we used to have to get the tobacco out. But now they have the pre-rolled stuff.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Oh mein Gott.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
In Memphis, wo ich wirklich Stand-Up angefangen habe, war es, ja, viele offene Mikrofone, wo ich die einzige weiße Person war. In Memphis leben v.a. schwarze Leute. Aber es war immer so viel Spaß. Oh mein Gott, es war gut. Und ich denke, es war gut für mich.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Jackie Moon und du hast die Haare! Ja, ich weiß. Ich konnte nicht sofort vorstellen, wie Jackie Moon aussieht. Das ist wundervoll. Genau. Hast du je deine Haare gestreift?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Sie ist sich mit diesem Ding bekannt.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
No, I would think that's, I would think it's fine.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, no, it looked nothing like that.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, it looked nothing, but in a couple of months maybe you would want to, but you're fine, yeah, you're okay. Okay. Sind die Leute das hier bekommen? Ich weine, ich weiß nicht warum, aber ich kenne viele Menschen persönlich, die Schleimhaut haben, wie jüngere Menschen. Ist das in England passiert?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Black people often ask me if I'm black.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ja, ja, sicher.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
That would be a wonderful title. Yeah, you need to claim that title. I'm going to put that on the list. Yeah, light-skinned comedian of the year. 2025, light-skinned comedian of the year. Oh my gosh, it has a good ring to it. I like that. Yeah, yeah. Let's see. What have we got behind us now? What the fuck is this?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
That's what Grant always says. And I'm like, Grant, be careful maybe saying that. It maybe sounds kind of weird, but then it really does. I mean, yes, they laugh the best. It's true. Exactly. I mean, this is Grant's screensaver on his phone right now. He loves them. Oh my gosh, Grant. And who is that, Grant? Who is that, like Steve Harvey or something? Who is that getting the standing ovation?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
How were you able to find the family tree? I've been looking for this thing forever. Familytree.com. Yeah, where did you find this?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Really?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Oh mein Gott.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Gibt es viele Menschen, die... Gibt es viele baldige Menschen in England? Ich meine, ja, wir sind einer von ihnen.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Du hast einen guten Haar. Was redest du überhaupt über?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, well, some guy sent me a message on Instagram kind of recently and it's like kind of offended me. It was some dude over in Turkey. He's like, oh, I think you'd be a perfect person for this. And I'm thinking, motherfucker, what are you talking about? Why are you insinuating that I need the procedure done?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, that's so funny. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, it's like, what? I feel okay. Why are you even saying that? But yeah, isn't that where people go? They go to Turkey.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ich glaube, das Haar-Ding ist schwer zu sagen. Aber diese Zähne. Es ist so, als würde man sofort etwas sehen. Sie sehen aus wie Zwiebeln. Ja, ich meine, du hast tolle Zähne, nicht wahr?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, which is crazy. So if you're listening to this, maybe do the hair thing. Keep your real teeth. Yeah, keep the real teeth. Unless you have to. Unless you gotta get them pulled out or something. We get that. I haven't been to a dentist in, I don't even wanna know how many years. It's been, I don't know, 10 years or something. Whoa.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
This is Grant actually a couple of months ago. Teeth whitings ago.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Real deal. Yeah, you can do that. I know, which looks good. I know. At least you're going to whiten them, get them real white. At least have them be your original teeth. Don't have the fake teeth and the really white, because then it's just like a fucking... It's too much. It's like the clown coming out, getting you with the shepherd's crook. That's what I picture the clown looking like.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Just a scary, unnatural thing getting you. For sure. But see, it's like, yeah, what do you do? He needed it. I mean, if you got a situation like that. And I've seen worse. Yeah, I mean, that's, you've got to have it, yeah, for sure. You've got to do something, because it'd be hard to eat, I would think.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
But I definitely need teeth as well. That's sick. Oh my gosh, wait, I wasn't even noticing at first. That's the same mouth. Yeah, yeah. Whoa.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Never. It'd be hard as hell to eat an apple. I'd be scared the fucking tooth would be stuck in the apple the whole time.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
I don't think that's Steve Harvey. Well, yeah, generally when you put a background on your phone, you like want to know the background of the picture or maybe it's like a personal picture. Do you get that? Have you ever done that before? Set it to random? Because I feel like I recently met somebody and I mentioned their background. I was like, oh, I can't something about the background.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
You get your mouth up by the horse's mouth and fucking kiss the horse.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, probably.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
You would hope. Too bad they can't get the Brazilian butt lifts over there. I think you gotta go down to Mexico for those and then people die. Oh, the BBLs.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, you gotta go to Mexico for the BBLs. Of course.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Oh my gosh. Yeah, hold on. Ja, würde ich besser so aussehen?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Du siehst so aus, als würdest du in dieser Familie sein.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
You'd be like, who is this? Who is this child? I've only seen photos. What do you reckon? You like the beard? Oh, I like the beard.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
I look like William Wallace.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
That's crazy, that is. Yeah, we need to go to one of the rival football stadiums. Did you ever grow up watching Saturday Night Live?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Das ist perfekt. Weil es einen wunderschönen S&L-Sketch von den 90ern gab. Oder es war nur schmutzig und es waren die englischen Fußballhooligans. Und sie würden kämpfen. Habt ihr das jemals gehört? Schaut es euch mal an. Ihr könntet einen Kick daraus bekommen. Aber es war ein rekreierter S&L-Sketch.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
And they were like, oh, yes, just random.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Vor dem. Oh, also was für Akteure? Wer ist der Kerl, der den Goatboy macht? Was ist der Name des Kerls? Chris Cattane, vielleicht? Nein. Nein, er hat den hübschen, hübschen Monkey Boy gemacht.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
I mean, shit, I can't afford it. Yeah, I don't even... It seems pretty up there. Vancouver seemed very beautiful.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ja, du solltest schauen, hast du schon den Film Fargo gesehen?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
It is. Have you ever seen it though? I've seen the TV show, yeah. Oh my gosh, watch the movie. Oh, there's a movie? Yeah, the movie from the Coen Brothers from I think 96. It's wonderful, but that can give you a good insight into how the people of North talk in Minnesota. Oh, they have wonderful accents. I love that. Yeah, no, definitely. Ja, oh mein Gott.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, he has an accent. And then who's his, get up his counterpart, Grant, if you can. I was actually... Peter Storms. Yeah, so the other bad guy, he's real scary. He's even scarier than Steve Buscemi. And when I was living in LA, I ate at the... What is it called? Buffalo Wild Wings, right on Hollywood Boulevard. And I look behind me, and this freaking actor was behind me. I was scared to death.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
I didn't even say hello. I wanted to say hello. Him or him? The guy on the, right by me.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, he's wonderful. Yeah, he was fucking, he was eaten by me at the Buffalo Wild Wings.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ja, er ist gut. Oder europäisch. Wo ist er aus? Ist er amerikanisch? Er ist amerikanisch. Ist er? Ja, er ist ein amerikanischer. Oh, er ist gales, das dann, ja. Ich weiß, oh mein Gott, ich verliere das so viel.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ja, ich denke, oh mein Gott, ich muss sagen, hallo. Ich bin so, mach deinen Nerv hoch, Pussy. Du musst einfach sagen, hallo. Er ist nicht in Ordnung. Er ist mit seiner Frau und Tochter, so sah es aus. Ich hatte keinen Nerv. Das ist einer meiner größten Verrückte.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Und ist das dein Team?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
I was just getting drunk by myself, just thinking, God, that's the guy from Fargo. That's all I'm fucking thinking.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ja, oh mein Gott. Ich liebe ihn als Akteur. Ich bin der Top-Weitskin-Comic von 2025. Du kannst dich nicht mit dem öffnen. Ich würde ihn lieben.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Well, you might see him again. Who knows? Who knows? And then in the future, you'll be like, oh, I actually saw you one time at a place called the Greek in the Cave in Austin. I didn't say hello, but I'm making it right this time. I'm gonna say hello.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
So, how's it going? In fact, you've opened it for me. You need to talk to me now, because it's a pretty big deal.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Oh mein Gott. I love it. And I did notice you got it on military time. I've never been able to figure that out. Is that every other country other than America? You mean time? Oh, is that military time? But it's like 13.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Exactly, yeah. Very easily. You know what I mean? Yeah, and you've got to be able to tell your buddy, that's messed up, your buddy was messing with you like that.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Well, it has been a pleasure, my friend.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, hold on, where are we though?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Desert, scenery, outdoors. We are in the outdoors. So that's like a desert and then there is some snow on the desert hill? Yeah, it looks like it. Oh my gosh, that's beautiful. That's maybe, hmm. Oh, that's snow, is it?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Warte, ist da Phytonol und all das Kokain in England? Wie es in Amerika ist? Das erreicht man nie, oder? Ja, es kommt einfach runter. Ja, es ist hier furchtbar. Ich habe es fast vier Jahre lang nicht mehr gemacht, aber ich habe es immer lieb gemacht. Aber jetzt sterben die Leute immer mehr, sodass du dich nicht mehr darüber kümmern musst. In England.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ja, ja. Nun, danke dir so sehr, dass du heute auf dem Show bist, Junge. Wir müssen uns bedanken. Es ist wie die schlechteste Version von Star Wars. Thank you. In the Joke Hive, obviously. John Shaw, Justin Threckle, Captain Chaos, Casey's Mom. Nissan Poppy? Nissan Poppy.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Kyle Heath, Lawyer Joe, Lil Miss Becky, Nice Wizard, Nissan Poppy, Robert Bushell, Ruby Jewel Sparkle, Shady Shady Kaya, The Big Island, Satrax, Sergio Shiva, Steve Fournier.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Bobby Beltman, Brendan Riley Bricecar. Brendan Riley's an accountant. Yeah, Brendan Riley's an accountant. Daniel Hunter.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
In Minnesota. Danja Fox, Destiny A4.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
And our very good friend. And our very good friend.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Come on, Destiny. Do all uncles kiss on the lips? Oh, jetzt sind es Reruns. Jetzt ist es das Gleiche, ja. Vielen Dank. Ja, das sind unsere Mercenaries. Tschüss. Danke, dass du mitgebracht hast.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
13, 21.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
22, 45.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
I swear to God, that sounds better. Quarter to 11 sounds better to me, just a thousand percent.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
If you said what? If I said it's half 10. Half 10, I would think... Ich würde 10.30 Uhr denken. Okay, schön. Ich würde 10.30 Uhr denken. Okay. Uff, ich muss mich darüber nachdenken.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Wie ist es denn so? Wie sind die amerikanischen Leute? Sind sie generell nett? Lieben Sie die Leute hier?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
I know you have to be so careful. People die all the time in road rage incidents. That probably does not happen a lot over in England, does it?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah. And roundabouts. We don't have roundabouts over here. You don't have... Really? No, is that... What? We just have a bunch of... Rarely. No, we just have a bunch of traffic signal, traffic lights.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Warte, habt ihr alle ein Stop-Sign?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Was sieht das Ding aus, wenn es eine Straße ist, auf der ihr stoppen müsst?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh, and people are constantly going through the stops. It's a hellscape over here.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Yeah, see, I would be scared. I'll be honest. If I got in a roundabout right now, I would be scared. I wouldn't know exactly what to do. You just gotta go with the flow of the traffic, right? Yeah, yeah. And then you just get off when you need to get off.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Did you ever see the National Lampoon's European Vacation? With Chevy Chase?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
That was pretty fun. There was one classic scene where they are stuck in the roundabout for forever. It's just funny, they could not get out of the roundabout.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
See, that's a classic. So before Christmas, what do y'all do over there? See, before Christmas, we'll watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation a lot. Do you have any kind of movie over there that you watch before Christmas? What do you call it, Christmas?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
That's your Instagram. What is your last name, Kyle? No, that is Kyle Legacy. Nice, that's a wonderful name.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Did you see that new movie where he's the bad guy? What was it called?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Sieh, ich sollte mehr schauen. Das sind wie Action-Filme, sind sie nicht?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Oh, wirklich? Er lebt hier, ich denke, er lebt in Austin. Ich denke, er lebt in einem RV-Park irgendwo. Nein. Einen wirklich teuren RV-Park, oder zumindest an einem Punkt.
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
If it is, I would have been scared. I would have been looking in all of the, in the bathroom. I would have been looking all up in the ceiling because I feel like he might have some cameras up in that way.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Warte, das ist eine schreckliche Sache, ist es nicht? Was ist es? Er und seine Tochter oder so etwas? Und er versucht, mit der Tochter zu kommunizieren?
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Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ja, ich erinnere mich nicht wirklich daran.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ich weiß. Und ich muss mich ständig umsetzen. Wir werden es herausfinden, aber ich muss meine Arme hier hängen.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Oh mein Gott, hast du deinen Kopf runtergezogen oder hast du gesagt Amen?
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Nein, das habe ich nicht. Das ist ein bisschen stressig.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Warte, ich wette, dass die Leute verstanden haben, was dein Arsch gesagt hat.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
Ich wette, dass die Leute im Publikum verstanden haben, was du gesagt hast. Ja, ich verstehe das.
The William Montgomery Show
Kyle Legacy | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 174
What are you talking about? Wait, so if I went over there, would people be able to understand me? Or would it be kind of like if I went over to England, I would love to go. And if I ever did comedy or something, would you think people would be able to understand me?
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CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
I guess opportunity's there.
The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
I've never been. Wow. Have you heard of it? Yeah, that's the one that has the UFO that's crashed into the building and all the aliens.
The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
It says teriyaki burger. Look at that.
The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
It's somebody in the food.
The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
This one in particular is ASMR. I can't stand that.
The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
That's pretty good. That's a lot less than I thought, though.
The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
What is her name? Her most popular is 12 million for her eating sausage fried egg.
The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
Her name is Miyu, A-S-M-R, so M-I-Y-U. This might not be the same one.
The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
I just got to change my processing after, but yeah, we could do that. Oh, really? I got a filet of fish.
The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
Yeah, I'd really chomp into that, though.
The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
There's your change in the yellow one.
The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
We don't direct anybody.
The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
Ronald Reagan was the only one to get divorced, and that was before he became president.
The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
Wait, this isn't the woman.
The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
This is a former teacher, Lucia.