The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Thu, 06 Mar 2025
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Chapter 1: What is the premise of the William Montgomery Show?
Recorded live in Austin, Texas, USA. It's the William Montgomery Show. Starring William Montgomery and the devious Casey Rockett. With the Tony Chin Orchestra. The William Montgomery Jr. Dancers. As always, William is joined by the lovely Erica. I'm Casey Rockett. And now here he is, the big red machine, the Memphis Strangler, William Montgomery.
Chapter 2: How do comedians view fear in their performances?
Gallagher in a post-apocalyptic environment where he's smashing human heads. Yep. Just getting people up at his comedy show, and he needs supplies, but he knows people, they want a respite from all the violence and all the nastiness going on, and he gets everybody in a room, and he gets the mallet out and just starts smashing people.
fucking head people are almost excited to have their head smashed it's like an honor the way the like the aztec sun temple like those people were stoked to be sacrificed to the gods i think i still would have been scared quite frankly i think i still would have been scared well i do think i was talking to my friends about this earlier that um comedy should be scarier yeah yeah it's really not scary at all
What part of it though? There's some scary parts of it.
No, like on stage though, I feel like it's an untapped market and I might start like bringing spiders with me or something.
Chapter 3: What funny stories involve earwax?
Oh, that's cool. Damn, to release onto the audience?
I don't know. I just like, I think spiders are scary and maybe if I could incorporate, like nobody is doing scary comedy and I think there's something there is all.
There was a guy who pulled a gun on the audience at the comedy store in the OR once. Really? Yeah, he's banned for life.
Chapter 4: What happened with the comedian who pulled a gun?
Yeah, that'll do it.
That's a power move. Oh, there's Gallagher. He's behind us.
Chapter 5: How did Jessie and Joel get into comedy?
Oh, whoa.
Is this bad to do on the show, but may I have my headphones just a tiny bit up, please?
Chapter 6: What are the humorous takes on famous personalities?
Oh, and you made fun of me for asking pre-show.
Okay, that's great. Thank you. There you go. I did not make fun of you pre-show.
Chapter 7: What are the challenges of being a comedian today?
Yeah, you go, oh, anymore request?
You can't prove it.
That's true. We weren't recording.
Do you need more stuff?
Yeah, yeah. Joel has a lot of baggage.
And also a lot of earwax, because hold on, tell that story. That was kind of funny, though. What would they say to you at the doctor's office? So I think I have overactive earwax. I went to the doctor.
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Chapter 8: What funny anecdotes arise from whale watching?
The lady, I go, because back in the day, they'd just go in there, scoop it out, and I guess that's not a modern thing. So I'd go, and she goes, ah, we don't really do that anymore unless it's bad. And then she goes, let me take a look. And then she looked, and then she said, we'll prep the gear.
Damn. And I would have like. What do they do? Get a candle out? Isn't there a method they can do is light a candle in your ear? No, now they put these drops. You let it sit for a while.
And then now they do it with like a syringe, like a pump. Not a needle syringe, but like a. Dang.
They flush it.
But I like when they scoop it.
Like an evac.
Yeah.
I mean.
That's what I'm thinking of.
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