Jessie Johnson
Appearances
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Well, we would play Power Rangers on the playground. Like, I'd be Pink Ranger. But I watched Simpsons. And then what would y'all do?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Well, about like 30 minutes of an hour recess, about half of it was all the girls fighting over who was Pink Ranger. Of course. And then once we finally decided, then I don't, yeah, we just run around the playground.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I don't remember. It was a long time ago.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Probably. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I liked Foursquare. Yeah. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
What's transitions? I didn't know you transitioned.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
You think you kind of always knew, but...
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I'm glad you did it, too, because you would be, and I don't mean, I mean all this with respect, but you'd be like a hideous woman.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Wow. Unforgettable experience, I bet. Yeah. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Do some women's stuff, William.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
William, did you get your nails done recently?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, yeah. That's why we keep them long. Right, ladies?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, and you made fun of me for asking pre-show.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I was having a huge identity crisis. I didn't say much because I was like, who is that?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
My eyes started doing double vision looking at that monitor.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, you go, oh, anymore request?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
What are you talking about?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
No, no, they're not. This is not, what are you talking about?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Why everybody always ask us, is that bass player really blind? They ask? Yeah. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
That's true. We weren't recording.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
A little racist.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, yeah. Joel has a lot of baggage.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
You think all black musicians look the same, huh, Grant?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, they all look black, too.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, my.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
What do you think is better? Or like, what do you think would be harder? No sight or no sound? You have to answer.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Born that way or later? Right now.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Maybe you were born that way. Fuck.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Really? You don't care about hearing then?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Let's get the doctor in here, William. No, no, no. I don't want to be deaf. Joel made his choice. So you're going deaf? I thought this was hypothetical. No, no, no. It was a test and the doctor's back there. He has the supplies ready. What?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, fuck.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
We talked before this to get you here because we're like, he's got to lose his sense.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I know. It just kind of organically worked out like that.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Well, I mean, just get ready to hear it because it's the last time you will. This is sad.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I'll open the windows.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
My dog knows the sound of my car. Really? Yeah. So you could be like that.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Okay, bring out the doctor.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Have fun playing with that van tonight.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, she put wax. She made earplugs out of candle wax.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I read the diary.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
We had to in school. They made us read this little girl's diary. It's kind of messed up if you think about it.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I think her uncle couldn't sleep, and so she made him earplugs out of candle wax for Christmas.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Maybe I'm remembering that part wrong.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
That's so funny to me.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
You know Ramsey, right?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
He's a funny comic.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
It'll come up organically.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
The motherfuckers would be like, it'll come up organically.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
In the comments, leave what you think motherfuckers be.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
It feels like a floor.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
It feels like we're laying on a floor looking up.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
That's too scary.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
This is fun.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Really?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Okay. Well, Casey's not here, so if you wanted to tell people what you really think about him... Well, Casey's not here because we've been getting into it a lot recently.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
That's in people's ears.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
How does he find these images?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, yeah. I think the last time was during the pandemic when we were doing those pandemic episodes.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
William and I tapped out.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Betterbox. Betterbox.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Shout out, Gino.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yep.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
We're one of the few people in the world that got to perform every week during that, though.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Two, three episodes or something.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Wait. Well, Betterbox Studio was there for a long time. But then you guys, we did that weird studio once.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
And I got COVID.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
And so I missed the next one.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, I did.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, the first one was the ice house.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, I missed that one. That's the one I couldn't make.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
That is a picture of L.A.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I'm just kidding. And then we went back to the Comedy Store.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Dang, that was William.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I remember the last episode at the Comedy Store and you were sitting in Mitzi's booth and I went and joined you and you were so drunk. And I remember we just kept looking at each other and you'd look at me and you'd go, this is sad.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I know. And it was sad. Yeah. But yeah, we were both very drunk and that was the whole night. This is sad.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
And no one was talking about it.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
It was so funny how no one was talking about it. But we all knew what was happening. And I remember all the band was like, are they moving? And I just walked up to Tony before the show and I was like, hey, are you guys moving? And he started cracking up because no one would talk about it.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I do it too and I know you're not supposed to. What do you mean? Is that really a thing? You're not supposed to? Joel's right. You're not supposed to do it. Dr. Drew told me you can't do it. Oh, really? Yeah. A doctor.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
That was a fun one too. I kind of miss the characters sometimes.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
He played characters too.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Can I say this?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
He was faking.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, that's right. Gosh. I remember now.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
That was hilarious. I remember that. Man. I thought about doing a character on the episode last night of being one of the lesbian firefighters from L.A. visiting. Oh, my God.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I think that would have been fun.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
No, that was on my set. Stand-up.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
He goes, when did I do stand-up?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, he did. He said you're really not supposed to do that because it pushes the wax in.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, I know. That's Brian Poussin. Yeah. He's funny. I like Sarah Silverman's show. It's funny. I wish she would do more stand-up at the clubs. I've seen her go to the comedy store once and she was like in her pajamas and I thought it was funny.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
But I don't know her.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I know. I wish she popped in more. Do y'all see a bunch of famous people up at the comedy store? Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Chappelle just dropped in. Dave Chappelle. Oh, cool. He's pretty big. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
He's an Ohio guy.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
He's got a few specials out on Netflix.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, he did have a show. It's called The Chappelle Show.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, but when Comedy Central was cool.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, my gosh. You know him. I love him. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
So he dropped in last week. Who else was there? We've had a bunch of Poppins recently, but I can't remember like famous people dropping in to watch.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah. We're allowed to go. That's a good coffee name.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
David Tell was there, too.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
He comes in when he's in town. Who? Dan Soder stopped in.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, yeah. Louie's going to be there. Cool.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
There's also famous people that just go to watch the shows. Basketball players and... Shaq? Shaq.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Joel has a Shaq joke.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I am too.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Do you guys want to get Shake Shack before you go to the gym and you go to the doctor?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Grant.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Grant, do you have any chicken sandwiches?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Do you have any chicken sandwiches back there, Grant?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, me either.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Five, and that's it.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Because five doubles is ten burgers. That's too many.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, he's skating. Or Osama Bin Laden.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Do you have a time machine?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
We could go back in time.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Grant, could you put the time machine up to last night at the mothership?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
The time machine is starting.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
And William's on stage, and he's talking about Osama skating. Yeah. And maybe if you can fit in the joke, but Grant, can we go back in time or not? Oh, sorry.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
And to the mothership, or is that impossible?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Because we were on stage at Kill Tony last night.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
It looks like a blooming onion from Outback.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah. Literally yesterday. The motor's starting.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
No. You guys have to make sure when we come back to present time that nothing drastic changes.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I don't remember that.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Was that Ashton Kutcher?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, my God, we're back. That's me in the van.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Okay, send us back, Greg.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Well, it seems like everything is back to normal.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Wait, why did our glasses mix up?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Something changed, you guys.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Joel, we went back in time so Joel could do the joke and you took it. So I think that messed things up in the timeline.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Do you even understand the severity of what's going on, Joel?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Well, thanks for bringing that up.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
This is crazy, guys. And I'm tiny. Oh, no. I got tiny.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Whoa. Well, William, why did you take Joel's joke?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
No, I thought Joel was going to do the joke. I thought he said, I wish I did this joke last night. And then we got a time machine, went back in time, set it up, and then you took it, and now all of our glasses are switched.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Motherfuckers be like, oh, this banana is good.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Shrimp skin.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh my gosh, yeah. Shrimp skin. That's pretty gross.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
We can only do questions.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Sounds like a David Lynch character.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Sorry, I don't... Dude, I don't think this existed before we went back in time.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
You've never heard of this, right, William?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Wait, so the... There was an earthquake in L.A. two days ago. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Everyone's gone.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
You didn't hear about that?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, well, it has magnesium in it and lion's mane.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Well, don't tell anybody that, though.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Don't tell anybody I'm not drinking.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
No, don't tell anybody that.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Trying to get rid of all of my street cred?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I'm wasting.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, I was.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah. Damn!
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Well, I was drunk. Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Don't eat it.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I wouldn't. You could drink it, though, which is funny. Little drinks. They make aloe vera drinks.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Are there people watching this?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, these are what people are saying for real?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
You do bottom of the barrel tonight. They'll be like, it's going to be like Zelensky's the topic that you pull out. And you'll be like, a motherfucker would be like, Zelensky.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Why wouldn't you be able to?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
What do you mean if their phones weren't?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
What? What about me and William? You introduced this game to us. So now you're saying it's a thing?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
That sounds good. I'm getting hungry. Who am I, Red Band?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
What? Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I have Mexican family, though.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Okay.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
All right, you're back.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Whoa, you dude.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, they're lucky in love. Is that the Irish book?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
That's true.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Rainbows and arrows.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Rainbows and arrows.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
It was a mess. It was expensive, too. A lot of pots of gold.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Grant, can you make me a leprechaun?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
It's just an absinthe and a cherry.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
How are you boys? How are you young lads?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
My name is Sparkly the Leprechaun. Sparkly. I just popped in your studio and...
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Hey, what did I say? I'll grant you one wish.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
And if you want to make the deal.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I'll tell you after this.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Well, give me the wish and I'll make it to your command.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, I'll give you your hearing back if we have a deal.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
You want to go back in time?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
All right. So we got one time travel and one here and back. Is that a deal? We got young lads.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
That's fine. We can do that, too. I'm a leprechaun.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Okay. All right, let's do it. You have to snap your fingers to make the deal official. Okay. Now I have your soul. Oh, no. Oh.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Heidi, Woody, hi. I'm so powerful now. I have two young lads.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, Heidi, I'm going to have a good old time at the pub tonight.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
What are y'all still doing here? Get out of here.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
You are empty. I've eaten your souls and I'm full.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, and I've already taken your souls. There's not much more we can take.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Thanks, Grant.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Thank you so much for having me.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Bye.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Wait, should we say a sign off or something?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
do not think.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I bet he watches this podcast. He does. Yeah, he watches. He's kind of a supportive dad. Yeah. He reminds me of a type of dad who had to leave the family, but he's still like, now that we're older, he really wants to make up for not being there when we were kids.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I am too.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't like he did it. He left for us.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah. And now he, and now he checks in and he watches every podcast I do.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, my God.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I like that he has the same smile in both pictures.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
That's a good one.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Shout out, Red Band.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Probably still out there.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
How much water does he hold?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
They sound like good pitchers.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
A couple gallons is a lot.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
What position is that on the team?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Nick shortstop.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
He was in Grandma's Boy.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
He was in Grandma's Boy, and he's so funny.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Excuse me.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Grant us a segue.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
We're not supposed to riff while we're here.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
No, that's not Red Band. That can't be Red Band.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
You don't have pictures like that from when you were younger?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
So that picture's out there somewhere.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Careful, careful. Red Band's probably jacking off watching this right now.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
What are you talking about? The girl who starred in it?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Let me see her picture because I used to watch that show.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Look at Lilium, dude. That's not Lilium.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Wait, can you pull up a picture when she was uneven, Stevens?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Wait, so she's got shot in the head, but she survived?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I didn't know that could happen.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I need to know more information.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Yeah, I love that show.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Where'd she get shot though?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
She got shot in the eye?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
No, like on stage though, I feel like it's an untapped market and I might start like bringing spiders with me or something.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Gunshot's overrated. I guess it's not that bad.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
We should go shoot each other later.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Thanks, Grant.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Oh, I like him, too.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Wow, this is a poppin' studio.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
But for you specifically or the whole studio?
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
Ooh.
The William Montgomery Show
Jessie Johnson & Joel Jimenez | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 170
I don't know. I just like, I think spiders are scary and maybe if I could incorporate, like nobody is doing scary comedy and I think there's something there is all.