The William Montgomery Show
Happy St. Patrick's Day | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 172
20 Mar 2025
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Full Episode
Recorded live in Austin, Texas, USA. It's the William Montgomery Show. Starring William Montgomery and the devious Casey Rockett. With the Tony Chin Orchestra. The William Montgomery Jr. Dancers. As always, William is joined by the lovely Erica. I'm Casey Rockett. And now here he is, the big red machine, the Memphis Strangler, William Montgomery. It's St. Pepe's Day.
Yeah, yeah, it's St. Pepe's Day. You've got to take it easy. Are you going to debrief us or not? You said we're live. What's going on? Bring us up to speed, G. Yeah, it is St.
Patrick's Day. It's the 217th annual St. Patrick's Day. Yes. It's the 217th one? I think so. I have to look that up.
You would be old as hell.
Yeah, I know. St. Patrick. You guys got the memo, no wearing green in front of the green screen. That's a good call.
Yep, we couldn't wear green today, but Casey was prepared. Love and peace. Casey was for sure prepared, though. Yeah, William said, I see you're not wearing green. I said, you sure about that, Hot Shot?
Lucky charms. This is a get-out-of-jail-free card for any pinching or kissing that might be happening.
And people forget about that. They only think about the pinching. But today's a day you can totally, if somebody's not wearing green, you can kiss them on the face, on the mouth. Only if you're hot. So keep that in mind. If somebody pinches you, they don't think you're hot.
If you're kissable, you're getting kissed.
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