The William Montgomery Show
Magnetic Money Clip | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 171
Thu, 13 Mar 2025
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Chapter 1: What is the premise of The William Montgomery Show?
Recorded live in Austin, Texas, USA. It's the William Montgomery Show. Starring William Montgomery and the devious Casey Rockett. With the Tony Chin Orchestra. The William Montgomery Jr. Dancers. As always, William is joined by the lovely Erica. I'm Casey Rockett. And now here he is, the big red machine, the Memphis Strangler, William Montgomery. Three, two, one.
Damn.
Welcome to the show. Yeah, everybody, welcome to the South by Southwest edition. Had to do it to him. Of the show. Casey's been singing some, and he was just, correct me if I'm wrong, what are you doing there, like clearing your throat?
What's a technical term?
Oh, quandary. It's a moral quandary.
A singer's exercise.
Yeah. It's called like, yeah, vocal burst. Vocal burst, quandary. See, that was almost, that almost had a different feel to it. Vocal fry. Bandersnatch. Damn, that's what a Bandersnatch sounds like? I'd always heard people, Grant talks about the fucking Bandersnatches all the time.
Is that true, Gigi? Always, always. In what context? Haunted by Bandersnatches. In what context, Gigi? Usually a haunting.
Really?
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Chapter 2: What are Bandersnatches and why are they haunting?
Here, let me put your head up there.
Whoa.
Damn.
What did you Google to find that, bodybuilder big sack?
I went, William Montgomery muscular.
First thing up.
Wow. Yeah.
Okay, well, that's like the worst thing I could have found out. Seriously, I'm not even kidding. That's like the worst thing I could have found out. Yeah, that's worst case scenario, especially during South by.
We're going to take that off of there.
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Chapter 3: What happened during the South by Southwest week?
Like a Manchurian kind of thing?
This place is going to be yours, Casey. This whole place is going to be yours one day. But it's going to be audio only because I won't be able to show my beautiful little face anymore. Yeah, you'll have to get rid of all the cameras, but yeah, hang on to these things where it's just people talking to them, but the cameras have to get out of here.
No, the cameras are gone because I look like a genetic freak. In a good way.
Sure. In a good way. Well, I could use my newfound wealth to just get absolutely shredded. What, like get a personal trainer or something? Yeah, and implants. Oh, and implants. Isn't that what our guy, Musk, doesn't he have fake six pack? Is that real?
I don't know, but I saw that Oscar De La Hoya has a weird fake six-pack, too.
Pull that up, G. That shit freaks me out. I'd rather just go natty. Yeah, you gotta go natty, thousand percent. Just get a little creatine. Is creatine, I think that's something people take when they're working out. Just get a little creatine in your system. It's totally legal. Oh, he just got chest implants. Yeah, maybe just the chest implants. Yeah, something seems off there.
He better have sunscreen on. That dude's going to get skin cancer. I mean, look at that. I'm not wearing hockey pads. Yeah. Kind of damn dark night body. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. What is that insinuating that there's actually some... Like alien or something inside driving him?
Yeah, I think a littler person driving him.
Like Master Blaster from Mad Max?
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Chapter 4: How do William and Casey feel about their shoes?
Yeah.
Hell yeah. I'm going to be doing, I think, some more British-type stuff when I'm over there.
like what kind of stuff like how you're talking or the joke like the subject matter um just kind of more like lifestyle stuff like bangers and mash and shit that would be good and i also think maybe bringing up freaking maybe some people like it maybe some people don't but just bringing up like the royals i think there's still a lot of british people that are intrigued by it i'm sure and i'll talk about princess di oh
Oh, my gosh.
Respectfully. Respectfully. Yeah, respectfully. And then maybe at one point you can bring up the guy that she was having the affair with. But it can be like a moment where everybody's like, whoa, like you're hearing.
Okay, okay.
And then we're like, no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Or something. But everybody's going to be like horrified.
Easy, bloke. Easy now. Yeah. We liked you before all that now.
But don't say soccer.
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Chapter 5: What are the conversion rates discussed in the episode?
Smart move. gosh wait casey this is gross we live there's some girls that lives where we live and i noticed erica at first noticed there was a pile of vomit i thought it was maybe wet cat food but it was definitely someone's meals And there's this girl that walks around that something's wrong with her. But I think she lives by herself. So it's wonderful. Good for her. But she's yakking.
I was walking Gator and I hear her walk out of her door behind us. And then I see her. Oh, no, she was in front of us. And then she stops to lean over and we're walking past her and I hear her coughing a bunch and I see her yakking.
And I see her turn around and go back into her apartment and I go on Gator's walk and I could see her whole ass meal right there where she fucking vomited and there's like multiple meals.
It's sickening. I cannot not look at it. I have to look at it.
She's just going out to throw up her food and going back inside. Oh.
Oh, no. Like crazy. Like when I took the SATs and that girl pissed in her chair and went, sorry, I'm really sorry. Yeah. Yes. It's probably similar. It's probably very similar to that.
But every day.
And every day. Yeah. The day before I saw her and I'm like, what is she just looking at the ground? Because I didn't see any vomit coming out. Oh, she does it all the time. I saw her leaning over.
Oh, you could see the whole ass meals. That's why I thought it was like maybe someone leaving what cat food for a cat or dumping their old food for animals.
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