The William Montgomery Show
Popeye Goes Rogue | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 179
Thu, 08 May 2025
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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of The William Montgomery Show?
Recorded live in Austin, Texas, USA. It's the William Montgomery Show. Starring William Montgomery and the devious Casey Rockett. With the Tony Chin Orchestra. The William Montgomery Jr. Dancers. As always, William is joined by the lovely Erica. I'm Casey Rockett. And now here he is, the big red machine, the Memphis Strangler, William Montgomery.
And by the way, and Erica, I thought I'd bring it up when Casey was around. What? you know, it was really hard for me.
So Casey, turkey meat in the past, historically for me, turkey meat, if it's too thick, it can have the weird pieces and gross me out, even though I do enjoy a nice turkey sandwich.
So I'm thinking, okay, shaved, that's better because then I can't really pick up the weirdness in the turkey because it's all kind of shaved. It all just blends together. It really does. But today that was really blended, the turkey.
It was like shaved ice shave.
Yeah. That was too much. I think it was too much, and I never thought there could be too much. But you hated it? I couldn't tell. I need to eat another sandwich later today or tomorrow, and I need to put just mayonnaise and mustard on that thing.
Did y'all, let me ask you this, did you end up buying that deli slicer?
Are you at your house shaving boar's head? Is that what's happening?
I requested at the counter. Okay.
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Chapter 2: What is the ongoing turkey meat debate?
I am dead serious. They said, sit on your hands, buy your time. Casey, you don't need a fortune. You're doing okay. William. Yeah, yeah. I need one right now. You need a prayer. In a bad way, I need one right now. You need a prayer, brother. So tomorrow, two days after Cinco de Mayo, it's on for me. Yeah, it's on. That's what it said. And bold letters at the bottom. Wednesday. It's on. Damn.
I'm going to drive fast. First thing I'm going to do is get in my car and drive fast. And just see what happens. If you start getting tailed by a helicopter, you know, reach, pop trunk, pull out the burner. Yes. And park underneath like a, or in a parking structure. Maybe that would be a good, because then they can't switch cars pretty easily. Then I can switch. You used to do that, right, Grant?
Just switching cars.
Am I muted? Yeah, sorry.
Uh-oh. Hello. We thought you were going to tell us a little bit. No, you're not muted. We were just letting you go. Damn, okay. We were taking our finger off the button. Leaving me hanging. Go ahead. Yeah, as Casey said, we're letting your ass go, man. And then you kind of just stopped. We were thinking we were going to get something out of you right there. Get an ounce of truth for once.
You still aren't getting anything from me right now, are you?
God, he's a steel trap. Yeah, what's going on? Is everything good, at least at your house, with all the disasters that were going on?
Let us in. Things are looking good now. I think things have settled down. Feeling good. Looking good moving into Q2 here.
Well, we're middle of Q2 right now. Oh, my God. I'm so behind. Yeah, we're middle Q2 right now. And also, it sounds like I was a little horrified when I saw it. Looks like you're doing a competing podcast with us. I cannot believe.
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Chapter 3: Did Casey Rocket have a strange Vegas fortune?
Yeah, just layer me.
It's not even... What the hell? And it's not this either. Is that Will Smith? Yeah, it looks like the legend of Bagger Vance or something with... I don't even know.
Well, so there's this production company, a little backstory, that has been getting... Because Mickey Mouse is in the public domain now. Popeye. They did a Winnie the Pooh. They did a Grinch. I saw that. Yeah, there's a Grinch. It's called The Mean One.
So can we watch a trailer for this, G? Look at this.
You guys want me to pull up a trailer?
Yeah. The only thing, I just thought he would have talked a little different because he looks like him in a weird, scary kind of way, but he talks not. What is Popeye even? Hey, how's it? Popeye even talked.
Yeah, yeah, like that. Well, he was not talking like that. Yeah. Kind of like that. But this, he's killing people, and he likes to snap people. He grabs their hands, and then he snaps so the bone pops out of the arm. That's a move that happens quite frequently in this movie. Oh, he does it a lot. Yes, and then he also crunches people's heads with his hands. Yeah.
And does spinach give him those powers? Well, it's tainted spinach and it's made him go crazy. And that's why he's living in the canning factory. And then it's, yeah, these people are trying to sell it. Some real estate people come in there trying to sell it. And it's like his house. So he doesn't want it. And then these people are doing that documentary as well at the same time.
And they're exploring the canning factory. And he doesn't like it. But one of them is Olive Oil's daughter.
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Chapter 4: What is the controversy with Grant's competing podcast?
She's nuts. Yeah, she represents herself.
That's a Sarah.
Her name is Sarah.
Sarah Boone.
All right.
So this Mrs. Claus, I, William, I don't want to speak for you, but it's two thumbs up for me. That looks exactly like my Mrs. Claus. She looks beautiful and she looks like she got no teeth.
I know.
And that means she's been testing the candy out. She knows what candy's good. I like that Mrs. Claus too. That's a wonderful Mrs. Claus.
And you could tell maybe you've seen some better days in the past. She's old as shit. But still looking good. Yeah.
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