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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys

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Mm-hmm.

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He's excited about it.

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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys

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I bet.

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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys

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It's going crazy right now.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys

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You know what I'm saying?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys

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Of course.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys

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That's insane. Queens, maybe.

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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys

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Yeah.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys

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Yes.

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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys

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I tell them all.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys

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I'm paying their rent.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys

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This guy really cares.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys

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For next podcast.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys

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Yeah, yeah.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys

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She's going to be telling everybody, I'm your shorty and I rock.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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So this is, you know, three, four months after me and Kels have already worked on two or three records together. We're hanging out every day. I'm in L.A. a bunch. I don't have a friend out there. I only know him. It's like, still, you talk about when I pull up on you, Bubba, you're my only friend here. What do you mean I'm going to pull up on you? I don't know nobody.

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Well, that makes me feel less special. No, no, no.

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You know what I'm saying? So me and him are hanging every day and I'm like, yo, this M&M thing's real. I was like, it's fixing to come out and they want to do all this. Now we're already in there. Now on the other side, John's having to do straight business with Paul. Like, hey, Paul. You know Kells and Jelly have known each other for 15 years on and off. They were beefing. Jelly dissed them.

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I was a hater back then. It's a whole other fun story. But they're buddies. And here's where Paul's a good dude, too. Paul's like, yo, man, we love Jelly, man. Appreciate you telling us. Never got brought up. Wow. My heart is always to bring them together one day because I see so much more of them in each other than they know. You know what I mean?

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I hadn't really brought it up to Marshall yet because I'm just still just kind of glad that I'm still in that circumference to be able to have them conversations. But I do see like there's so much more in them than not. But like I also gave Kel some perspective, too, was like we all grew up watching Eminem. take over the game early.

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If you got mentioned in an Eminem song, it was like getting mentioned in a comedy special. You were on fucking fire. You couldn't be hotter if you got mentioned in an Eminem special or an HBO special. You know what I'm saying? An Eminem song or an HBO special is what you wanted your name to be brought up.

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It's the first time I've got to say it. I'm down 100. You're down 100.

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Only thing I'll say to touch on this, because I'm on a slippery slope. Just nod, just nod. Is everything Andrew just said right now, I won't. the flagrant listeners to know, he said to MGK, I watch y'all have this same conversation, which I think is super cool. But here's how I feel. Look, man... They're going to get together one day eventually. It's inevitable. The world's a circle.

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You know what I mean? And I think that they're going to find each other's heart more than they don't. And if they never do connect that way, I think that it did more for both of them than it did to hurt either one of them, whether either party ever fully acknowledged that. What MGK did after that, I don't think had anything to do with the beef as much as his heart and what his spirit was.

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Three digits.

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Because he technically dropped, I think, Hotel Diablo. was the project right after the end beef, don't quote me. But it was the two, it was the mainstream sellout and it was the tickets to my downfall that changed.

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We're talking about a couple of the biggest, they'll go down as the biggest albums of this generation in pop punk and punk rock and maybe in rock and roll, like new music from new recording artists in 10 years of rock music. I think those albums will be the biggest selling. So that's the thing that like... Let that one sit.

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Man, crazy, it's coming back. Me and my wife just had this conversation because I've struggled with my weight my whole life and she's seen me get really big and seen me lose weight before. So I was like, yo, am I tripping? It was a lot faster last time as far as even losing the weight and getting the dick back. So I was like, am I tripping?

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You know, we were talking about this before.

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Yeah, M&M's stadium for sure. M&M's stadium. But like arenas around like Drake. Hold on, let's go a step deeper. M&M's a plus one at most stadiums. So he can do two stadium shows. He's a plus one at most stadiums in America.

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She came to Nashville and sold out on Wednesday. Travis. Travis. Who is Megan and Glow? Is it a Megan and Glow the package right now? Because they're doing arenas right now. Megan and Glow together are doing arenas.

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Yeah. I fucking love everything.

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She is so Memphis. First of all, she's the best human ever. Like, when I met her, she was, I was like, I grew up going back and forth to Memphis my whole life. Like, coming up under 3-6 Mafia, I was like... Please let her be as Memphis as it looks. Off camera, let it be as Memphis as it looks. She is so Memphis. It's like talking to Project Bat. It is awesome, dude.

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It is incredible how Memphis she is. They're full-blown arenas now. Hold on, who in the backpack rap space? Say again? I hate to use that phrase, but who from that space? Suicide Boys are doing an arena tour right now. Whether you acknowledge them as rappers or not, I think they're sick as shit. I love the Suicide Boys. But I know they're doing arenas because we're on their ass every night.

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They're playing Tuesdays and Thursdays like us. And they're selling almost clean everywhere they're going. Oh, that's awesome.

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When they did the West Coast package, I remember they did whatever they labeled the West Coast package. It had Cube.

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And she's like, listen, my wife is the most honest human on earth. She goes, daddy, you're a little older now. We might have to just get that thing cut off. Because I'm like a kangaroo with a pouch above my pecker. You know what I'm saying? The pouch goes back, the pecker comes out. So I found myself in this juxtaposition where I'm losing the weight here, but the pouch is still pouching.

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That guy's fucking massive. Fred again was on our new artist Grammy list this year. That's how I kind of got hip to him. And I was joking with Noah about it. We were joking about who all we were. Me, Noah, and I think Gracie Abrams were all talking at the table. And I said, the funny part of this is, I don't even think Fred again came to the Grammys, by the way. I'm not sure.

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I don't think he even showed up. But if he did, I didn't get to meet him. And he's going to make more money than all of us put together when it's all said and done. He's doing crazy.

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He's still looking outside the box, man. I wonder who he's doing all that production for. Well, that—

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But can you break down what you're thinking when you're creating the set? Yeah. Every, of course, every show is different. Every tour, just kind of like you with the life. But for me, this particular tour, I was like, I wanted to make a real statement at the beginning of the show.

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You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I got to look exactly. Oh, that's fire. No, it's not fire. No, that's fire, dude.

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Like, it was important to me not to, like, because, like, the trick is either you come out to, like, an up-tempo hit that people know, and then you kind of play into the crowd, and then you kind of bring them into the couple songs they don't know, and the set slowly ramps up and slowly ramps up, and the last four songs are the biggest four songs. This is like rock and roll one-on-one.

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And I was like, so I've always tried to stay away from that model, like not to like give away too much of what I do, but like immediately I'm like, fuck that model sucks. You know what I'm saying? Like fucking, even from my perspective.

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So I was like. What if we come out and the first thing we do, I blow one of the biggest gags I have. I mean, I walk straight into the arena and all eyes on this thing that happens, right? And I drop, I'm not okay, out the gate. You know what I mean? So it's the fucking first thing I'm doing. I mean, I'm walking right in and, like, fucking balls on table. You know what I'm saying?

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And I'm doing an effect, right? I'm doing an extra thing that happens. It's like even if I look right now and tell you, you know what song I'm going to do first. And it's still going to have a moment in the song where you're going to go, get the fuck out of here. You know what I'm saying? And I also did that because I wanted people to go, where can you go from here?

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That was intentional, too, because I knew once I put us in a box— Where whenever me and my team were talking, they're like, all right, this is this idea. And I was like, this is what I want to do with this. They're like, cool. I was like, that's how I want to start the show. And right then you can see them go, fuck, well, how are we going to finish it?

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I was like, that's how we challenge ourselves. That's how we got to work through it. We know where we're starting. And then I build the whole set like an emotional. To me, it's about... Music, the best concerts that meant the most to me were the ones I remember leaving how they made me feel.

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Like I don't even remember the set list. I don't fully remember what songs they sung. I remember some highlights. Yeah. But I'll remember like the overarching theme of like how I left feeling. Amen. And I want people to leave this like feeling like free. I don't know if I've talked to a bunch of people from up here, but don't take this wrong, but I always bring it up. That old church feeling.

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There's something about leaving church on Sunday. There's this misconception that you leave feeling like you're going to hell. But if done right, you feel like that at some point in the day. You leave feeling like... I'm fucking a good guy.

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I'm going to eat lunch with my mom now. Like, I'm on fire. You know what I'm saying? It's like, that's how I want people to leave that show feeling. And I try to cater the entire set to go into that moment. Because if I know that's my end game, then I just got to figure out how to get there. I know how I'm starting. I know how I want people to feel walking out the door.

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How do I push them out the door?

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No, I feel good though, man. I'm losing weight. I was telling you, that's why we quit talking about it. I'm hitting that moment where you start to hit a stride in it. Okay. In weight loss or just in life? In everything. Like just the clarity, the clarity is coming with the weight loss, the music, the writing, the tour, the production. But even down to like my discipline of like...

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I will tell you a story about Saturday Night Live that I don't know. I'm sure everybody else knew this but me, but I didn't realize that the dress rehearsal was for an audience. I don't know why I would have missed that. I guess just when you watch it, I'm not enough behind the curtains to know that side of the business. So they can use that if they need.

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Yeah, I didn't know that was an option either. Because they ended up running the skit that we did in rehearsal that didn't make the actual cuts. They still ran it on YouTube. They just didn't run it on TV because I was in the skit. They just put it on YouTube. But I didn't know that. So I was like, oh, this is like crazy. And that scared me because I... nailed dress rehearsal.

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And you walk off and you're like... And I'm walking off and I nailed it so much that they're clapping for me in the hallways. And I'm like... Don't jinx me right now. I'm like almost feeling weird about it. Like, don't praise me, y'all. This is fucking, that didn't count. You know what I'm saying? Because I don't get to replace this one with that one. It's not enough time.

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That's not how live, live TV works. I don't get to come off and go, I like the first one better. That is a choice on some live TV shows, but you know what I'm saying? But it's like, this isn't one of those. This is like, all right, well, that was practice. The next one's for real. For 7 million people tuned into the 50th season fucking opener, you're like, I'm going to go out there and blow it.

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And then I spent two hours just thinking about how I was going to fuck it up. There's no way I'm going to go out here and get this right, that right.

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I don't want to say I've overcome it, but, dude, I haven't ate anything. It's been so long, I don't even think about it. Really? I just thought about this the other day, that I've been such an obese human and fought food addiction so long, Andrew, that I would walk into rooms and make assessments of what was in there that I could snack on. You're like Jason Bourne. Literally. Super fat shit.

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Yeah, I'm just in the green roominating in it, by the way.

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It was the same introduction, same people. Now I know it's live. So I'm sitting there thinking I should have pissed. That's the first thing you're thinking. You're like, I should have peed. And you're like, I can hold this for three or four. You ever do, do y'all have pre-show pisses? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Is that like one of those where like literally the host is going up to introduce you and you're like, man, I gotta piss.

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I'm not embarrassed, I'm not ashamed to admit I had to piss in my first bucket on this tour.

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I have moments in the set built where I can kind of get away and figure things out if I have to. I built three moments into the set for me to breathe if nothing else. If something's going wrong with an ear pack, it's a big show. I've got to figure shit out sometimes. It was just one of them fucking figure it out moments.

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Right before I walked out, I looked at my guy, Yanni, who's my guy in that particular situation, and I go, Bubba, I didn't pee. He goes, oh, he knew it. He knows I pee before every show. He said, oh, no. I say, I got an IV, Bubba. I'm going to have to pee. He's like, I'll have a bucket for you under the thing. So I went under the stage and fucking 16,000 people cheering.

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Some guy's doing an electric guitar solo. You're like, this feels weird. You're like, but you got to pee so bad you don't have a choice.

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You did that one.

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No, I seen you look frantic when you got up there.

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Because it was the last 12 minutes of the show. We were sitting in front of the house smoking a joint. I was like, he made it.

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I'd be like, yo, there's a can of Snickers. I got a little bowl here. You know how to be having the cans with the little baby Snickers. I'm in the dressing room the other day and there was a, I don't, I didn't even notice the candy in the dressing room until somebody said, do you want one of these? And then I was like,

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Like pulling whatever shirt that I had down over it. You were wearing denim or something light too. It was light. It was light. Oh, yeah, yeah. Y'all brave with them light-colored spans. I got too much of a dribble, too, man. Oh, I'm straight dribbled. The difference between me and you is at least when you shake, it's just a shake. I got to do a little bit of hopscotching.

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What was the game with Twister?

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No, no, no. I'm interested. No, no, no.

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No, that's what you tell kids so they don't pee in the pool. Well, maybe it's a fake video.

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I try not to piss in other people's pools. I try not to piss in other people's pools. That's a policy I try to hold to.

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No, I think it's more for like, you know, if water just sits stale like that and it don't get nothing, no chemical in it, the water will start watering. I'm just telling you, man, I've been around a pond or two. The only thing that keeps the pool from being a pond is chlorine.

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Here comes the helicopter.

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I'm on another ounce and a half out there.

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just i'm not even thinking like that no more like it's just not going i remember when i caught that with drugs yeah like the first time that i found myself in an environment where people were doing cocaine and i wasn't like gotta get out of the room you know what i mean i was just like oh yeah i used to do that that was all right you know what i mean like we have you have you struggle with drugs like you said my family we have a lot of addiction but like i noticed my dad no that that's pleasure yeah

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I don't got the drip. My problem is my piss is in spurts. I know when I think I'm done, I got another one coming. I just got to be patient. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? I just got to stand there for another second and be like, there's a whole other one of these on the way. I just got to sit here and relax.

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Like when you hold the hose closed. Yeah, for sure. Exactly.

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You shit on the tour bus? No, no. I got to shit in a bag instead. What?

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It was one of those. Have you shit on stage? Well, first of all, my wife's going to hate this podcast. I have no shit shame, and she shames me for it all the time. Good.

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I don't have it. But we were playing Pittsburgh at a bar that was connected to a bowling alley. Nice. So there was like this was the bar. This was back in the day, yeah. Yeah, this is eight years ago, seven years ago. Maybe six years ago even. Yeah. And it's like a 500 capper, right? Our green room is through the crowd. It's one of those things. And our green room didn't have a bathroom.

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I hate that. So you would have to go into the bowling alley. What the fuck, dude? But the way the backstage was set up behind the stage was like an outdoor fenced-in area that you could sit at a picnic table. You see where this story's going? Yeah. I'm on stage. I like this. Listen, man, I can't believe I've done this on this podcast. And I feel it rumbling. I'm like, it's finna happen.

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I hit the drummer and I'm like, yo, I just need y'all to vamp. Just like, you know, everybody gets a solo. We don't even get ears, so you don't have a microphone to talk back. Like, now we can go talk. We have full conversations on that stage because we can hit one microphone that just us can hear. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, it's crazy fire. So it's like that wasn't an option.

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So I'm having to like go to my guy like play. I'm fixing this shit. And I walk straight out the back door where that little back patio was drop my draws. My wife standing right there going, what are you doing? We've been married maybe a year. And I had, this is like prime drunk jelly roll, drinking codeine, cocaine. Like my shit was, it was just water almost, just soft serve water.

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And I'm just, I could not stop. They played for me. Was it coming down your thighs? It's worse when fat people talk about it, right? I'm sorry. I'm imagining what's coming down your thigh.

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No, I'm doing a little hover thing. You know what I'm saying? I'm doing the best squat I can do for the size I want. I'm pressed up against the fence probably. I've had this shit. I'm from the country. You're like a bear. You know what I'm saying? I've never... Sitting on the side of the road is not a new concept to me, sadly.

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So I'm experienced in that moment? Yeah. Nothing. Goddamn, Jelly!

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Get it all out. I've been in the country. I've had a white with leaves before.

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The smoothest leave out there is going to butcher that butthole. I like that. You guys are country.

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The first time I went to my uncle's farm, my cousin shit and wiped with poison ivy. Oh, no. Poison oak. It was poison oak. It just looks like a regular oak leaf.

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It was poison oak.

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Oh, he flamed his ass up. What are you talking about? It was all bad, man. It was so bad. Have you ever had poison ivy?

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Imagine that all the way from bottom of nut sack to tip of tailbone. Oh, no. Yikes. Horrible experience.

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If you touch poison ivy or poison oak, you can't piss. Touch your dick after that. Watch, bub. That stuff is, it's like chicken pox. It goes with everything it touches.

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Touch your dick after poison ivy.

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Immediately. That's how his wife got it. Literally, if I touch a poison ivy right now and I...

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You have a bidet? I live by a bidet. Ernest and them sent me a bunch of bidets during COVID. We don't need one. So my wife bought me a bidet commode because I like the attachment so much. With what? Oh, with the wireless situation. No, no, no. She bought the one from Whenever they make them at. They got the full ass toilets. They got like a dryer. It's crazy. The whole toilet is one.

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Yes, the whole toilet is one. I can control the temperature. That's the underrated thing. Heated toilet seat when you go on. That's sick. Relax that. We've been talking about this.

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I could juggle fucking chainsaws with that skill set. But I found myself, I don't know, man. I think it's for me is I'm just starting to do the real work on me. And I'm starting to really start to, you know, come to peace and find myself in situations. What does that entail, the work on you?

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Did America invent the port-a-potty? I feel like that's something we would have.

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That's a great idea. It makes me wonder how they were shitting in festivals before that. Oh, like Woodstock? Woodstock was in the 60s, though.

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But yeah, that was a problem with Woodstock down the way. Man, you look like a fucking idiot right there. They didn't have enough.

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No, well, they didn't have enough. The problem was, you know the story about Woodstock, right? Y'all know this? No. I'm going to butcher it, and y'all correct me, but at least in the spirit of me trying to get it right, is they anticipated, based on ticket sales...

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this to be a flop they they staffed it for like 4 000 people so what happened was because it was so loose they didn't even put fences up or try to gate it or nothing they were just like look it's just kind of at this point it's integrity we sold 4 000 tickets anybody who wants to show up can come but back then it wasn't like you could post that on fucking tiktok you know what i mean so they thought you know maybe our neighbors will come maybe you know the community will come together they were expecting like five seven thousand people at most

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When a half a million motherfuckers and the word started getting out, fucking Jimi Hendrix, all this crazy shit's happening and it's free. They don't have offense. It's like, it's a third, you know, right? So it immediately just like the whole, this part of America, right into it as well. So yeah, no, there was shit everywhere. When you watch the documentary, it's super bad.

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The other problem was they didn't know how to feed people. And there were so many people backed up on the interstate highways. That's why there was only one Woodstock. It was a logistical nightmare. The other side of the beauty of what we see is they thought people were going to die. It was really bad. The locals came in and started cooking big bowls of chicken and rice just to mass feed people.

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They wasn't ready to feed that many. That area of New York wasn't ready for a half a million motherfuckers.

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I think I'd probably pass. I think I'd probably pass. I don't know, man. I'm all about second chances and redemption, too, though. I would hear him out. I would give him an audience. You know what I mean? Like, yo, what did you really learn? Make sure he comes thirsty. Did you not come out... Like, the problem is with prison is...

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People either come out and really want to change their life or they come out smarter criminals. And that's the truth. And I'm all about second chances. So, yeah, I'd hear them out. But my gut reaction is fucking no. Not into that at all. You know what I mean? But I'm also just not into being on a plane that long. It just doesn't sound like my crowd.

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I don't look like what, based on what he tried to book.

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you're headlining this is stagecoach yeah this is the big one yeah huge huge yeah it's our coachella um i know y'all work ridiculous and asking y'all to do something other than i want to go to that stagecoach would be awesome so it's you who else it's going to be so luke combs or zach bryan's but luke combs is friday night yeah i headline saturday night and zach bryan headline sunday night wow it's going to be 75 000 it's going to be i mean it's going to be

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As cliche as it sounds, I've done like a lot of like therapy, just a lot of self-help, a lot of what I consume. You know, I didn't realize that Not just what I was consuming was making me huge and making me feel bad and inflamed, but what I was listening to, the kind of stuff, the rabbit holes I found myself going in. Like what? You know, just like darker shit. Comedy podcasts?

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Insane.

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First two weeks.

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I'll be there. Fire. T-Pain is fire, dude. Don't accidentally look over Nelly doing 25 years of country grandma. Lana Del Rey. Sammy Hagar. Sturgill. Sammy Hagar's the man. Oh, Sturgill's gonna be awesome. Sturgill's my night.

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This is down to me celebrating.

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Shabuzy's my night, Ko Wetzel.

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Flatland Cavalry. This is awesome.

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It's great. We'll put the headphones on and people bring babies all the time. It's great. The weather was great when we were out there.

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And also, especially on my night, I have the whole compound. So it's whatever. I'll give you your own. You'll have your own room. Don't worry about that. We'll take care of you. Yeah. Okay, that'll be fun. We'll roll out the red carpet. It'll be fun. This is a big deal for us. One thing y'all know about me is I'm like y'all.

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This is how we became friends, is that we treat every moment that is a moment like it's a moment. So y'all know what the fuck I'm fixing to do. It should say jelly rolling friends, because I am fucking, I got big tricks up my sleeve. I got big tricks up my sleeve I'll talk about. I've already got one commitment. This one commitment is the only one that comes through

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It's going to be the most legendary thing that ever happened to stagecoach. Really? And I get two more calls out for even crazier looks.

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Wow. Equivalent with what they should. I was just going to say, you should bring up. Yeah, that's the weekend at Coachella.

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It's learning, really, when you get down to it. I've been a parent a little bit for a little while now, and I can tell you one of the most pieces of parent advice I can give my two young fathers here. especially for you and your wife, which I've met both of your wives and I think they're both sweet people, it's important for y'all to find time to not be parents.

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I can laugh about this. This would like, you find yourself in just like, you know, dark holes of just what you even listen to or intake or. Yeah. And then your timeline becomes full of it.

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And I know you're early in the process, so that sounds unreal at this moment. But it is important that y'all go to Burning Man and completely fucking lose your mind and forget the kids. That is the only thing that will make that balancing act work. Because a little night out with some wine or a weekend away at a hotel, a staycation, that's not enough.

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You need every now and then to go out and be like, we're fucking college kids again. We're fucking going to get naked and swing from chandeliers. We're going to get kicked out of a fucking hotel. Like, it's important every now and then. All parents out there listening, trust the fat man with this one, y'all. I swear. It is a backbone of something me and Bunny have stood by.

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It's like, it is important to every now and then. Because even you'll go out and do stuff. And we're parents 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year.

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Dude, that's a problem with the algorithm. Yeah, it's the Wild West, dude. You accidentally stumble on one dude getting his head blown off in Venezuela. And for three days, you're like, I can't touch my phone. It's nuts, man. You know what I mean? It's wild. And those paths for me wasn't always internet rabbit holes. These are the self ones that I struggle with. You know what I mean?

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It's a whole extra prioritization, too.

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Initially, it's like I'm just, you know, I'm already juggling work and these other ideas I have and ambitions and dreams and hobbies with my wife. Now I'm juggling. And then it's easy to lump them together. Oh, it's my wife and kid. And I had to learn fast. Like, it's not. It ain't that. That is one thing. But me and my wife are a separate thing.

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And this is where it gets deeper when they get older. And me and my kid are a separate thing, too. Because then you'll fall guilty sometimes. Be like, oh, I've got it. Great. I got the wife and kid. And then I got the wife. It's like, well, no, you still got to go sit down and be just a dad.

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And you need that just her time, too. You need that just her time. It's important for growth. And me, sneaking away, getting them dinners, going on those things. They're important. Equally important. Once a year, go blow it out.

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Be fucking irresponsible. I stand by it, dude. It's been, it's been such an important thing for me.

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I need that right now. Bunny quit drinking many years ago and everything I gave up, I'll still go out and tie one on every now and then. And I've cut it back immensely, but that's what Bunny does understand is that when I do have that wager in me, Bunny is, I love her for this because my wife stands, she'll call it early. She'll be like, you might just need to find a night to go out.

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Like she'll start kind of pushing me like, When have you done something, you know, go do something. So like, even like the other night when we're sitting around, it's my first night off in probably 17, 18 days. And she was like, you should go rest. I was like, Solstice at the comedy club. I get to catch him at the cellar. And while we're here, I want to book, I don't want to bookmark it.

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I want you to let me get through this. When I seen you at the life tour. I can tell you beyond the shadow of a doubt, it's going to be one of the greatest hours of standup we're ever going to witness. Oh, God bless. It is his best hour.

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No, no, no. It's not about being your best. Yeah. Thank you. It is going to be one of the best hours ever. And I had a moment when you were at the cellar, cause this is why I want to come see you too. I had a moment at the cellar. I was like, I seen it at Nashville comedy fest in April. Yeah. The way y'all's business work is different than mine. It's only gotten better.

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When I just get alone in these little rabbit holes and I'm doing better at those now, man. I'm just thinking better, dude.

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It couldn't have gotten worse. The way y'all's business is, you've only found, I've seen you working out little shit. I'm like, oh, he's still picking this thing fucking apart. And I've seen it fucking, you know what I mean? You can use this part or not if you don't want to. Even down to the name caught me off guard. Oh, yeah.

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I had flash shots of when you announced the life tour and it's this silhouette of you. I have these flash shots of you in this 1964 Impala doing, you know, at your first big L.A.

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Right. I'm looking at like these Schultz moments and I'm like, oh, I bet this is going to be, you know, I remember the plane Schultz. And like, I just remember these eras of like, I wonder what this is going to be. So I went in expecting more of that. And was like, get the fuck out of here. I was like, this dude's a fucking, this is brilliant.

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You're going to show so many people so much more than motherfuckers know you're that. They know you're him, but they still underestimate you.

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That's why I say it's his best hour. Given everything he's done for this to still be his best hour.

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They're going to goat head you on this one, dog. Thank you, man. Fucking special. So anyways, I tell my wife, I'm like, yo, she also said to sell her. And she's like, oh, fucking go. She immediately was like, because she knows I need that.

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want to be with someone else yeah exactly there's something else cooking uh you're right yeah and we both do it and then instead of saying hey i'm hurt we get upset at them or try to catch them and things because it's way easier to be like you're wrong than say i feel insecure so it's that's i like commend her for that that's a very mature position i'm telling you and i was gonna go hang out with her and she was like she was like no go man bunny's just that's just where she's at she's always encouraged but she knows my heart too she knows like this dude's been fucking

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Because when I get to get in those situations, I don't have to be the dude. I just get to be with the dudes. You know what I'm saying? She knows how much I need that.

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And then my connection always with y'all, too, is that watching that we were all in clubs together and have built this thing in like a parallel path. So it's like now we're just sitting being homies. We're dudes, and now we're giving inside trader secrets, right? Now it's like, yo, what's this? What's that? What's the deal on this? What's the deal on that? You know what I mean? Yeah.

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And you getting with Kells that night was special for me because I, And I had multiple conversations with him where I was like, I have so many people that if they knew you were this charming, would feel so differently about you. I was like, could you just humor me and just go show people this? And I love him so much because he was so open to it. And it was so innocent because he was like, how?

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And I was like, man, because, you know, he had come up such a rock star way. It had been semi-traditional media. Yeah. So he had never like.

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You can't come in here and fake it for two and a half hours. Two hours is a long time. I tell my people in Nashville that all the time. You can't go sit on Joe Rogan for two and a half hours and Joe not get you to tell people who the fuck you are. Exactly.

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It's just inevitable. You can't shoot wherever I go do... 12-minute clip for this particular show, it's pretty easy to kind of, you know, okay, we don't really got to really dig up into the weeds here. And a lot of artists avoid this because they know that it can only do us wrong. This is only risky for most artists.

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There's going to be shit stories. There's going to be fucking funny headlines.

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It's a great platform. That's what I tell them. I'm like, yo, pub, just like, go. I was like, and go somewhere you're interested in because you dig what they do or somewhere you feel safe. Yeah. And then immediately he's like, you're friends with Flagrant. I was like, those are my boys.

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And he was like, I got to get with them. I was like, I'm going to tell you how that works. Yeah. You're going to have to meet them. Because they're dudes.

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He's fucking hilarious.

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There's a bucket in the corner.

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That's something else that we're judging, GK, because I think about this all the time for him. I thank God I didn't burst on the scene at 25. Yeah. Because like the way I thought at 25 and would have projected myself into critical mass. Yeah. You know what I mean? It would have not favored me for sure.

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And I was like, oh, that was kind of cool. Yeah. He's so—man, every conversation I've ever had with him, he's so—even down to, like, this. I joked with you that night, and I'm like, I'm his publicist right now. That's how I feel.

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I'm out here showing the world, like, this dude is so much— Even when we got back to circle back to the him and him thing, it's like, that's why I see so much of them in each other. I just think that he was so young during all of that, too. You know what I mean? Like, even what he did to initially make him mad into the battle era of like, you know, man, that dude's got a...

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We're watching this new video with him, and I'm getting choked up watching his daughter get married and announce a child. But equally, I'm just with MGK at MGK Day in Cleveland, and he's got a 16-year-old that's already taking college classes. Crazy, right? Genius kid. He's like... This dude flies every weekend from L.A. to go be a volleyball dad. You know what I mean? Like, every weekend.

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I'm like, if people knew that about you, besides this picture of you wearing this fucking wild outfit, you know what I'm saying? Like, it would be such a... I know how fast it made my shift of you. You know what I mean? Whenever I'm talking to you and I'm seeing the consistency, I'm like, where you at? He's like, on my way to Cleveland. I'm like, damn, is he volleyball again this weekend?

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This French motherfucker's making billions. We're 16 minutes in and I'm like, I fucked up.

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He's like, every weekend, dog, for 28. He quit touring. He took a year off of touring. Yeah. Tens of millions of dollars. Like, ah, man, it's going to be like one of the last years I can watch her play.

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Like, that's the kind of duty, is it? Like, where his spirit's at right this particular moment.

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I know his mother's like a Viking or something like that. That's why he got all the blacks. I swear, man, like super. It's a crazy story. That's why he got all that blackout shit tattooed on him. He told me one night the full story, but I was really high.

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So I don't want to butcher that story completely.

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We came out of a burlesque bar at 8 o'clock in the morning with Post and MGK. Wow. Literally, the box or something like that. Oh, yeah. Super awesome. Of course. Dude, listen, y'all. I'm from Antioch, Tennessee, dude. I played on Saturday Night Live. Yeah.

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fucking absurd that is like when you really start rapping like if you i tell people they know that i'm a criminal by my history and i talk about it openly but if you just like seen it on a sheet of paper and then said that guy played on saturday night live people like get the fuck out of

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Yeah, for sure. That was just a few years ago, too, man. That was just me going to radio and just trying to be like, yo, man, this is my record. I just would be honored if y'all take a chance to hear it. I was just like telling my story, you know what I mean? But even the early, dude, we played bars for... When you see my show and double the test for this, it reeks of a man who's done a thousand.

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You know what I mean? Like, does that make sense? I kind of, I jumped with Schultz when I was like, have you ever had a shit on stage? But I knew that he's done enough shows that there was a story there. There's no way you've stood on that many stages and the bubble guts haven't hit you to the point of being like, I got to get the fuck off of here.

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The TikTok era, ooh, man, this is good, Schultz, has done this so much because these kids will blow up and be able to sell 2,000 tickets but have never done a single show in their life.

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Also about them getting honest booking agents. I'm watching this Aaron Hernandez thing on FX right now. And it was so interesting when he's meeting with his agents. Have y'all seen it yet? I've heard it's pretty bad, to be honest with you. They say that about all the FX shows like that. But I'm so into the story, I would watch... of whatever happened to that story.

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I've watched everything you can about it. But it was interesting. I'd never seen the side of him meeting with the agents. And whether it's true or not, it reminded me of the TikTok era because all these agents are coming in and they're like, you're a first round draft pick. You're a superstar. And then one agent comes in and goes, You're going to be lucky if we get you picked in the third.

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Oh, wow. And he's like, I've already picked my guy. Get out of here. He said, I will. But if they told you what's happening at the combine, and he just kind of starts leaning in like, they didn't tell you you've got to answer questions for three hours, did they? They didn't tell you that all 52 teams get to ask you questions for three hours apiece? Did they tell you this?

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And he's going, he said, yeah, that's because I'm other agents are lying to you. Call you when you call me when you realize what's really going on. So he ends up picking that guy, though. But it's like that's happening in the tick tock world because some agents going in with their mom and dad. Sometimes he's tick tockers. Right.

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And this agent's going, I can get y'all making twenty thousand dollars a show right now. We're going to go right into theaters. We're going to do it. And then they go meet another another booking agent who's the right guy who goes, look. I think we need to go play this like 300 cap room circuit. Let's go do like 40 of these.

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You know, the best part is it was such a Schultz moment. I often forget, you and Tony are my two friends that I forget about this until I'm out with y'all. Oh yeah, I know where you're going. That y'all are knife of men. You know what I'm saying? You're just like a knife of a man. I think I know what you mean. My dude is quietly observing.

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Just get her familiar with standing on stages and looking at people in the eye. We'll put her in theaters in the spring, slowly next spring. We'll ramp her up and we'll put her on an amphitheater tour in three years with somebody. And they're like, fuck you. And they go to the agent to put them in front of 2000 people and they go out and fucking blow it. It sucks.

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And everybody reviews it on the Internet and all their TikTok fans review it. Start arguing with each other about how bad the show is. I see it happen in my business all the time.

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You know what I mean? And the ones who do it right are the ones who go out of Jesse Murph, the one I did Wild Ones with.

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Example of doing it right. She could have came out the gate selling thousands of tickets. Man, they sent that girl over to Australia. They sent her to the UK to do clubs. I think, I mean, they had her going and doing abroad shows before she was doing big domestic shows. Like, let her go figure it out.

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And that also shows how smart she was. She was in no rush. She was just like, yeah, I know what I love about Jessie is, she's like my little sister, she's so confident in what she does. She's like, I'm here. I just needed somebody to see I could do this. I'm going to do this forever. That's how she thinks. So she wasn't in no rush. You know what I mean? She really cut her teeth.

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And even then, just when she comes out with me at MSG, after that night, I tell my wife, I'm like, is that not a different person from even just who came out with me at Jingle Ball MSG last year? She was like a completely different person. I was like just watching her. She'll be in arenas probably next year if I had to guess. Wow.

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Busta Bust.

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That was MSG. Yeah, MSG. Busta Bust came out.

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And he can perform his ass off, dude. Listen, man. I have a rule that I don't watch a performer without stealing something. Okay. That's my personal rule. The good ones borrow, the great ones steal. That's my rule. If I come see you, stole something from you the other night, it's what I do. I'm coming, I'm watching, I'm stealing. I love it.

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And Buss was on my stage for four minutes and I stole something. That's how good he was.

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Four minutes. What'd he do? Four minutes. His opening was so old school hip hop. It was like, so I set it up. There's this really, my show is really, I'm telling a story. But I'm telling two stories, right? But they're the same story in the end, the story of music, the story of the therapy of music and how we all grew up listening to different kind of music.

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He's maybe interjected once or twice, but just enough results to go... So how do you fit into this?

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And I do this by like playing my music and then I'll throw covers in there to show the crowd like, oh, you don't think you know country music, but... And then I have a trick where I'm like, you don't think you listen to hip hop, but I do it in the form of a story, which I'll tell you off camera because I want you to punch it up. But I set it up and I set the story up.

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You heard me set the story up. And I'm like, yeah, and I grew up listening. I'm in New York, so I'm playing to it. I'm like, I grew up listening to 50 Cent, which I did. I grew up listening to Jay-Z. I grew up listening to Big L. I grew up listening to shit like... And then Bus comes out, right? And it comes out, and it's like one of them hip-hop like... Hold up! Turn the music up! Jelly roll!

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And every time the beat would break, he would just scream something else. Left side out! Right side out! And him and Spliff. And I'm watching them, dude. I'm standing behind them having... I got them on my legs now. Deuce moment. And I'm like, that's why this dude is one of the greatest performers in hip-hop history. What song did he come out to? Fuck, I don't remember the first record.

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It went in to break your neck. Don't this hit make my people wanna... What's up? He did like a three-minute. It was so hard to keep. He did a three-minute medley.

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He did a four-minute medley, and I think I heard a piece of every one of his hits. It was crazy. He even put in the past the Cavasier, but just the musical part as an interlude into another big hit. Oh, that's funny. So it didn't even come in. It was just that Darryl. Darryl. Darryl. Don't this hit make my people want to? And it was just so, and I was just like. Man, what a way.

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That's a great question.

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That's a good one. I don't think nobody that I didn't see coming as far as... Everybody I'd already kind of built a relationship with. So nobody kind of surprised me. But I'm still surprised anytime anybody comes to my show. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm still like, oh, y'all know I do this.

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But I think anytime an athlete comes out, it's always a little different for us because there's a lot of synergy with me and y'all, a lot of synergy with like anything on this side of art. Yeah. But I don't have as much synergy on that side. You know what I mean? So I still get excited every time Jimmy Butler posts one of my songs.

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like the kid is just like it's fucking crazy mostly like once a month yeah you know what i mean it still doesn't get any less exciting yeah you know that kind of stuff so like a couple of actors that are starting to kind of come around to what i do has been cool oh that's awesome but it's been it's been pretty cool i think even like bus agreeing to come sing with me was really really special uh

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Yeah, we did our song, and then we did a country song, and then we did one of his. I love Post, man.

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I'll put you on the text tonight.

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I've got to talk about being a Cowboy fan. That's the easiest connection I'll ever make. People in Nashville go, Jelly Roll's one of the nicest guys ever. Until they meet Post Malone. Post Malone is dead sweet.

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It's just his fucking personality, dude. That dude is fucking... He is like... He don't care is what makes him special. Like we're backstage and I still play like it's a bar. I know it's an arena. But man, me and Post didn't talk about what we were doing until 20 minutes before the show. We didn't have one conversation about it. And I'm like, yo, what about like, let's do this cover.

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He's a philanthropy guy? Yeah, that was the worst way to frame him. His name is Miles Adcox. Yeah. Yeah, he does look a lot like him in that one picture. But he actually does a lot in the mental health space. He owns a big company called On-Site in Tennessee. There's one in San Diego. It's like a mental wellness retreat. It's done a lot for me, a lot for me and my wife.

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He's like, oh, I was like, first thing I say when I see him in the hallway, I'm like, you cool with just fucking around? He's like, yeah. I was like, I'll see you later then. Right then I knew it wasn't nothing to worry about. I was like, I'll just go talk to this dude later. And I went, I was just like, yo, let's just go fuck around. Let's do this cover and do this.

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And I was like, if I end up wanting to keep you out for this record, will you stay? He was like, yeah, I'll stay. And sure enough, I was like, fuck, we got to do this record. It's the second biggest song in the world right now. Him and, that I had some help with him and Morgan. I was like, I can't have you at this show and have the second biggest song in the world right now. We don't do it.

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You know what I mean? He's like, you'll do Morgan's part. I was like, hell no. I was like, I'll butcher it. I'll do the hook and bridge. He's like, all right, cool.

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Man, this is a slippery slope, too. And I'll hang here with you because I'm willing to with my friends. I think that the body of art was incredible. There's no denying that, like, I always take all politics out of it before we even talk about those. What did the art actually say? Was it good? Right? And the record was good. I don't know if it was Beyonce's best record. You know what I mean?

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It didn't make me feel the way even Renaissance made me feel as a full body of work. But there was two or three songs on there that I thought could be country song of the year for sure. What she did with Jolene Alone to me could have been, was just unbelievable. You know, and how much Dolly loved it. To me, that's the real tale, right? If Dolly loves it, it's a big deal.

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So my argument starts with the art. My argument is, yeah, I think she should be nominated because the art was worthy of being nominated. The flip side of the argument, and this isn't my argument, so I don't want to get crucified or nailed to this cross, is that Nashville is a small community that is trying to keep country music as a boundaryless genre.

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And I know boundaryless seems like, well, that's the opposite of not putting... Beyonce in it, but meaning like they never allowed country to get put in sub genres like rock did. So like they've kind of like country is one of the last genres left that you could just say there's a country music concert happening and a certain group of people will still just show up. You know what I mean?

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Like it don't really matter. It's like, you know what I mean? Like, You can say there's a pop concert happening and somebody's going, who's going to be there?

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They can say, hey, man, there's a country concert happening down the street. And people will kind of just blindly go based on the consistency of country music. That's being ran by the town of Nashville, my city, where I'm from. But this is being ran from the industry. It's like how, you know, like all the record labels are in New York for hip hop. All of them are for pop in L.A.

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or, you know, how it used to be, whatever. Now it's kind of everywhere. But. These people looked at it, the people who are the 20,000 registered, 30,000 registered voters, like the Grammys only has that many voters or 60,000 or something, 100,000, whatever it is, right? These people that are in that, look, they are only really hip to what's happening in Nashville. Hmm. Right.

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So it's not as malicious as one thinks. It's not like in my mind, from what I know of these people, the few I don't know, all 16,000 voters, neither. Right. Or I'd fucking win more. But it's like the ones I know are just more like I just they just missed it because to them it was more of like, you know, it was a big tick tock moment. The Texas Hold'em song, you know, we're like in country music.

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There's you know, we have there's there's. three award shows bare minimum for really now a year that really mattered like to us as a community, like the ACMs, which is the Academy of country musics, the CMAs, which is the biggest night of country music. This is the one that's coming up. It's the country music association. I won the best new artist last year. That was the speech.

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That was that speech. That is the one though. That's like, that's a really big deal. I'm nominated for entertainer of the year this year. This is a huge, huge honor. And yeah, For some of these people, I think they just didn't see the visibility of the album. Not that the album wasn't huge and it wasn't impactful or a great piece of art. They just didn't see the visibility of it.

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She didn't tour it. It wasn't like Morgan Wallen is like out here selling out three stadiums a night like Beyonce did for Renaissance. Now, had the same campaign happened for Renaissance that happened with this album, I would have stood up and been like, this is wrong. Hmm. You know what I mean?

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But like to them, it was more of like an, and this is, I'm not, I can't speak for all 16,000 and this isn't how I feel. Just what I've heard is like to them, it just felt like an eclectic art piece to try to broaden the horizons of the space. And they felt like that a nod that's even bigger.

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Some people in this town feel like what's even bigger than giving her a nod was that Shabuzy broke by being on her album and he's up for best new artist of the year and looking like a winner.

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And he's having a huge year at country radio and a huge year at all the country award shows. And like he's in Nashville in the community writing. But he's embedded in the culture. Yeah, he loves the culture of Nashville.

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And I'm not saying I don't think that makes it right that she wasn't nominated.

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So you have to think who's coming from the outside. Yeah, I wasn't upset when I lost at the Grammys this year because I knew that to the Grammy audience, I was new.

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A lot of these people didn't know I was a human to see me on the bill.

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And then they could see me at the best new artists like performance. And then they see me in the building and they felt my spirit. And now I feel like next year I might have a better. I feel like every year I'm building a better chance towards it.

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I've said this a minute then. I was on record early about this. I'm glad it stood the test of time. I, of course, obviously, and there's going to be country music fans that are going to be like, you wasn't welcome here. But it's like, I was so glad she was here. I welcomed her with open arms. I think it's great for country. Same thing I felt about Post.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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It's great for country. Do you know how hard it was to get people to, especially in the world of music, people would just fly right over Nashville to Memphis. Just didn't even think about it. Whether it was hip hop, blues, soul, anything. Memphis had all the culture. I mean, Nashville just frog jumped over. Anything that was like country music in itself, country culture.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Like what Beyonce did for fucking cowboy hat sales is unheard of. No, no. Listen, man, it's a true story. I went to the there's a right there on Sunset. I wish I could remember his name. My boy Miles was with me that night. He's a cowboy for real. He rides horses. My dude that you thought looked like the crud guy.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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He went to this shop and it's like an old school famous spot on Sunset that sells leather belts, leather hats. It's like an old cowboy store right there on Sunset. And he went in there and the guy says, he's known the guy forever. The guy's been in the store 20, 30 years or something. He goes, how's business? He goes, better than ever. He goes, really? What's happening? He said, two things.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Morgan Wallen and Beyonce. That's a lot. Literally, that's exactly like, and this is an old man's perspective who probably, you know, doesn't know what's going on in the world. He just knows that a lot more motherfuckers showed up to this store in the last 12 months.

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JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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And I think she should have been nominated for that award. Yeah. You know what I mean? And that's why I said it. But I know how Nashville looked. I think Nashville just missed it. I don't think it was malicious. That's what I will say. I think it was malicious in the, like... they missed it.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Yeah. Like, yeah. Like y'all kind of, you know what I mean? But I don't think they missed it. Like, I don't think it was a Turner back to them, her thing. And I think what she did and her impact is already being proven.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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No, no, no. I think it's what's, it's just expanded. The business of Nashville just gotten bigger. Uh, With artists like Beyonce, artists like Post. Now, Post came to Nashville and did the whole Nashville thing. The city just... I think he spent that whole album. I spent two or three months there working on that record. But you just see the business of Nashville getting bigger, man.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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What I love about it is seeing country getting mainstream moments. Like, when I was on Em's album, that was, like, huge for us as a genre. Because, like, for so many years, we, like... I'll never forget when T.I. got on Brantley Gilbert's Bottoms Up remix. And I was like, this was 2006. And I was like, no fucking way. Oh, rap people know country people. You know what I mean? It was like, no way.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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So for that to have went from that to me being on Em's album, Morgan being on Dirk's album, Morgan being on Moneybagg Yo's record. You know what I'm saying?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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like these kind of these are the crossovers that are like i think are super cool like whenever i see laney go rock with a pop girl you know what i'm saying i'm just like kick-ass laney kick-ass what's that wagon like in person you asked me that the last time two years later we need to see that before the osep gets in nashville because that thing look crazy

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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you know what I love about y'all and about pop culture is that's two years old and as soon as I brought up Laney Wilson's name both of y'all were like what's up with the wagon talk to me about the thing oh yeah oh yeah oh she got new ones too nah she don't got new ones it's impossible Miles has been having a question for an hour what do you want to ask Miles upcoming country artists that you find right now that you're like that's the next big one me and Mark this year listened to a lot of Red Clay Strays oh yeah oh I met those guys where at the cellar

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Shout out Red Clay Strays, man.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Oh, wow. That's awesome. They had a show here recently.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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They're huge. I love the Red Clay Strays. They live in Alabama. Treaty Oak Revival is another one. If you like Red Clay Strays. I'm trying to see who to put on the Spotify. If you like the Red Clay Strays, you'll love Treaty Oak Revival. They're real fun. Their shows are super fun and rowdy. It's kind of got that Red Clay Stray vibe. Teske Brothers? I haven't heard of them.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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We got to get Billy Crudup off the street.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Yeah, I keep looking at it like, oh, it's scaring me. I don't even remember what he was in. But I came in and I was like, look, man, we do give away a lot of money. And I was like, I do need somebody to help me. I don't have, I can't, man, I feel so bougie saying this. But y'all will relate because this is just real life. This is how I would talk if we went on a pod.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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You haven't heard of them? No, but you'll hit me.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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There's this kid. I wouldn't say he's... What about Malone Black? Never heard of Malone Black. Malone Black is crazy.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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And I always get in trouble for this, and I double down on it every time because I'm a dumbass. One of them is handsome, and one of them can sing. So you answer me this question. Is Dylan Marlowe handsome?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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It sounds like he can sing good.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Okay, so he's not the handsome one. I haven't seen the brother. Okay, no, no, no. He is the handsome one. You're right. Yeah. Now look up Cameron Marlowe.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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The other one's just... And I don't know that they're kin to each other, by the way.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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That's the one that can sing. And I'm not saying the other guy. First of all, I know them both, and they're both awesome. Cameron and Dylan are great. I do confuse them, and I'm sorry. I smoke pot. But I can name both of their songs right now because he's got that... That dude's right. He's a hit. That kid's going to be a hit.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Dylan is... Cameron is the other Marlo, and he's just got a really big... Cameron's a good singer, but this kid has got a different... We're all singers, and we know who the singers are.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Does that make sense? We know who the singers are. This dude is... That's cool. They all look alike. Cameron's got hits, though. That dude's a great rider. Follow this guy, too. Follow both the Marlows. They're great.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Thank y'all, boys. General615.com. Still got a few shows left. Album out now. Beautifully broken. Please stream, stream, stream. Love y'all.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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I just have too much incoming to give anything the proper time it deserves almost. You know what I mean? Like in any major decision. But when I know that I feel like it's been on my heart that I need to give back. So he's so cool. He's got such a big infrastructure for his other business. He'll just put his people on it. Like, you know, we all, you know, go find this is what he wants to do.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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He wants to do this amount of soup kitchens, this amount of juvenile facilities. And now it's caused a chain reaction where when I go to venues now, you know how venues give us our gifts when we play these arenas? You've been doing them longer than me. We get gifts. They give you jerseys and a box and all kind of stuff. Everyone tries to give you something cooler in the last arena.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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It's the coolest shit ever. But now they'll always all donate a check. to a charity in that city in honor of what they know I stand for.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Don't give it to them kids. The Boston Celtics let me hold the thing.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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They got like 18 of them. You know what's crazy? I stood over and took pictures for like three minutes before they were like, you can touch it. I was like, I wish y'all had been finger fucking this thing. It was crazy. Yeah. So now it's become a thing where, you know, so yeah, I have a guy that really, he's a great guy, man. So he helps with that. Cause we try to do a lot, man.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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We try to also help as many people.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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He's like, I like wearing stupid shit, but that was a little far. That was the best because he'd go, I stand on that one, but yeah, that one was horrible. It's so funny to watch you and him at that moment. No, he was a great dude.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Yeah.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Tell me, dog. Tell me. A real piece of shit. Why? Because we went to that show. The boys did represent on y'all's behalf.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Man, the first thing is, Honesty. Okay. Right? You got to come into both parties honest. How do you talk to Em? Well, so Paul is... And I always bring up Paul in interviews because I feel like he never gets brought up enough.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Paul Rosenberg has been Eminem's manager since Eminem's had a manager. Okay. Lifelong Detroit homie kind of shit. Like really cool inception story. Cool story about Eminem is his... I believe his publicist, his assistant who kind of runs the record label, I don't want to call her assistant because she's so much more. Sure. But he's had like the same four people around him for his entire career.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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Wow. Entire career. Amazing. So you don't really talk to, you know, he's the wizard, man. He's the biggest selling artist of our generation. He sold more records than Elvis. You know what I mean? I mean, it's insane when you think about how big, you know, you don't really get to see the wizard a lot, but I've seen the wizard now and hung out with him and he's a fucking great guy.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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You know what I mean? He's really down to earth. He's super honest and he's very intentional with his words. And we, I mean, we hung out on video set for 12 hours, just like dicking around to show you his personality. He walks in my green room going, somebody shave me. I need some Gillette. He said, we can get you a deal there. And just fucking funny guy. So that's the first interaction we have.

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JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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No, no, no. The first one we have is when we're singing. I'll tell you that story, too. But just let me praise Paul for two more minutes. He deserves it. Paul has always been trying to get me and him together. Like every time I've seen Paul, he's like, if Marshall don't understand anybody else, he's going to get you. When he gets you, he's going to get you.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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First, just know, I am a traveling man, bub. So y'all know me in real life. I felt that in my soul, man, because God knows if me and Bunny get a weekend away... Man, listen, I don't care if Jesus comes and asks for the performance. You know how much I love the Lord.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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And he's telling me this for like, since I met him when he was working with Yellow Wolf a decade ago. You know what I mean? So like Paul has been that champion for me the whole way. So Paul calls and he's like, send me to save me record. And I'm like, y'all mind if I tell this story first? Cause it's hard to get it. Cause I don't think I've told this one like his.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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So Paul calls and he's like, send the stems to the save me record. He calls John Manili, my manager. Now keep in mind, John Manili managed Jay for a while. So they've already worked. They have a real, they're friends for real for 30 years now. They've been in the business together for 25 years. So he hits, he hits John Manili. He's like, yo, send over, save me.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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I think Marshall wants to fuck with it. And that's all he said. So, you know, me, I'm like, you know how rap works. I'm like, I'm fixing to get an Eminem remix. Like, he's just going to drop a verse in my lap one day. Like, I don't know when and I don't care. Whenever it comes, just thank you, God, you know. And I had already told Kels that story back then. And Kels is a real friend.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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You know, where Kels is just like, yo. That's huge. Keep me posted. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's cheering for me. Like, at heart, his heart is like, you know what I mean? Like, yo, man, you don't have a problem. Kel's being MGK. Sorry, Kel's being MGK. He's like, yo, you don't have a problem. So this is like, I probably shouldn't town stamp it too much, but this is 18 months ago. Oh, wow.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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So I get to the point, I don't think it's coming. I'm kind of just like, ah, it didn't happen. It's whatever. It works. And then I get the call. It's like, yo, it's going on the record. It's closing the record. I'm like, what? Second single. They want to shoot a video. Now, keep in mind, me and Kels are... We hung out at the Grammys.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

JellyRoll on Eminem’s Greatness, Beyonce’s Country Album & How He Lost 100 lbs

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We had both lost and we ended up on what we call the loser tour that night. We went to all these like weird, crazy, like Illuminati parties. It felt like it was so fucking weird, dude. And we went to like three or four of them. No, no, no, no baby oil bashes. But I went in and we went to all these weird parties and he had played me the idea for Lonely Road that night.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians

1061.739

You know what I'm telling you?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians

2265.361

I'm sorry.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians

3970.727

Yeah. All right.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians

414.044

How many people do?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians

4459.483

There you go. All right.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians

52.096

That's it!

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

1478.43

Would you ever get upset at your opponent if it feels like they're just phoning it in during the match?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

1484.455

Do you fuck them up a little bit more?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

2061.901

I connect South Park and wrestling. I feel like I watch both of those.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

2480.953

Do you think the pressure he was putting on you guys was from, like, the old guard that wanted him to do something the classic way?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

3762.314

Now they look scared. Yeah, you weren't worried at all. Shit getting real. Because you're hurting their business, their industry.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

510.556

Oh, wow. How were they able to give out bigger checks if they weren't doing as much? That's why they're out of business.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

5551.952

So I'm the guy.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

5554.173

So you were a character, but how did you start having so much influence in the creative? Like when did they tap you?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

5975.082

Was this all on your dime or was this WWE?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

6551.035

Yeah. That's fine.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

7799.5

how do you have that talk with talent where it's like, if you think it's in their best interest for you to go away and have the audience miss you for a while, like, how do you have that talk with?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

9044.662

I thought you could take him, bro.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

9214.195

Yes, yes, yes. Sorry, sir.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

9216.016

I'm sorry. You say the pendulum swings. I was a big fan of the attitude error. Where would you say you guys are at right now? As far as you mean? Like, is the WWE in the second coming attitude era or playing it a little sick?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Triple H: WWE Champs are Selfish, John Cena’s Heel Turn, & How Vince McMahon Never Loses

9328.229

Very last question. You guys are under the same umbrella. Are we going to see any UFC guys make that jump into... You know, you might.

Aware and Aggravated

34. WWLD- I Ran Away To Miami

1269.693

Hey, das ist für dich. Egal wie du frühstückst. Ob mit deinem Lieblingsmüsli, einer fruchtigen Bowl oder cremig schaumigen Kaffee. Mit Alpro wird jedes Frühstück einfach für einen gesunden Start in den Tag. Mit wertvollen Vitaminen und Mineralien. Ohne Zuckerzusatz. Und immer phantastisch lecker.

Aware and Aggravated

34. WWLD- I Ran Away To Miami

30.785

Hey, das ist für dich. Egal wie du frühstückst. Ob mit deinem Lieblingsmüsli, einer fruchtigen Bowl oder cremig schaumigen Kaffee. Mit Alpro wird jedes Frühstück einfach für einen gesunden Start in den Tag. Mit wertvollen Vitaminen und Mineralien. Ohne Zuckerzusatz. Und immer phantastisch lecker.

Aware and Aggravated

34. WWLD- I Ran Away To Miami

709.54

Hey, das ist für dich. Egal wie du frühstückst. Ob mit deinem Lieblingsmüsli, einer fruchtigen Bowl oder cremig schaumigen Kaffee. Mit Alpro wird jedes Frühstück einfach für einen gesunden Start in den Tag. Mit wertvollen Vitaminen und Mineralien. Ohne Zuckerzusatz. Und immer phantastisch lecker.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

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Fancy.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1632.096

Hey, hey.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1928.53

Oh my God.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

279.099

You could have let it go, but you didn't.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3206.417

Ooh.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

349.652

Yeah.

Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy

USA v. Sean Combs

727.878

Yeah!

Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy

USA v. Sean Combs

730.619

A home run. I should have seen this coming. It's perfection.

Bad Rap: The Case Against Diddy

USA v. Sean Combs

738.537

And it's the best Marvel movie since Avengers Endgame. Marvel Studios Thunderbolts. Now playing. Rated PG-13. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.

Barely Famous

Coming Together As A United Front

3575.738

We got you.

Barely Famous

Coming Together As A United Front

824.131

The platform we used before Shopify needed regular updates that led to the shop not working.

Barely Famous

Coming Together As A United Front

991.026

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1037.591

That's what brought you out of it? Like, the idea that, like, you're going through, like, a complete breakdown or whatever, but you're still like, I can't get a fucking parking ticket.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1060.02

Main thing was the parking ticket. I almost shit my pants.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1065.063

Make me another drink.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1068.485

I gotta be on this parking ticket thing. I'll say there's a baby, whatever. But the parking thing. In fact, he's in the car still.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

107.305

Yeah, it's fine. And so, yeah, I'll always be your friend. How did you handle the eating late at night thing? Because I can do- I love that he goes right to eating late at night. Trey is just going like, wait, let's talk about- I'm still stuck on that because that's what always happens. I was a fat kid and I've been up and down my entire adult life. I'll do great throughout the whole day.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1127.594

Were you, like, doing morning radio is what you're doing in this thing? Like, you're promoting shows and shit? Fucking funny would that be.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1188.272

Yeah, my mamaw just called those nerve pills. Right.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1193.856

Like Percocets and Oxycontins too or whatever. The great thing about these is they're not addictive. You can take as many as you want. And then, you know, my entire culture died out.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1250.917

I would love to continue with the pill quiz. Do you have more? Because I feel like I could ice the pill quiz. Dude.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

126.09

I'm not a big breakfast eater. I'll have a light lunch, a reasonable dinner, and then I'll make it through the entire day. And when I stand up from the couch to walk back to my bedroom to go to sleep at night, I so often take a detour into the kitchen and spend 15 minutes eating Girl Scout cookies in the dark over the kitchen sink by myself and just ruin the whole thing.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1334.68

It's going to take me a minute to get there.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

147.118

And then wake up the next morning like, why did I? I do that. But then I do it again the next night. I don't know. Late night food is just, it just hits different.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1511.344

I'm not basing it on your face. I'm basing it on the drinks that we have that we're drinking right now. But based on that, I'm going to say yeah.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1559.788

Yeah.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1560.789

That's what I wondered too. Like, so do you have, did you ever like make an ass out of yourself at some big thing like that? Because you were hammered, like in front, you know.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1587.464

No, Obama was president. George, but Jesus. When did you guys start Well Read? 2016, the end of the Obama era is when I met you and did Burtcast. Obama was president twice or once? He was at the end.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1724.341

So yeah, I have two. They're 12 and 13. Oh, 13. Yeah, white trash. I started early. Where are they living? In Alabama? No, they're here with me. Wait, are you out here now full time? Yeah, I'm out here. I thought you were just, you know, it's like obviously they live with their mom. And they do, but I also live with their mom because I'm married to their mom. Congratulations. Yeah, thank you.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1746.039

Just last year, finally tied the knot. That's not true. We got married the year the first one was born. But I'm from a family, like every man in my family drank and everything, and it was really never like... They weren't breaking shit, throwing shit out of windows or being abusive or anything like that. It's just like I'd be like...

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1771.062

My dad would be having a cookout with all his buddies in the middle of a raging thunderstorm. And they're all like hammered and making burgers and shit and laughing about it. And like as a kid, I was like, this is fun, but I'm also scared. But like, but it never got.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1789.378

Yeah.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1797.273

But yeah, but I also like my kid, like I try to, you know, I had the same thing where it's like, I wouldn't, you know, I don't like drink around them or whatever, but the older I get, if we're like out somewhere and I want a drink, I'll have it because Bert, you asked like, would you have a, cause you know, I still kind of subscribe to that whole like, uh,

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1816.733

If you're going to do it, do it with me or whatever. Do you know how many people do it? I just feel like they're going to. I know their blood. They got trash blood. I'm sure they'll dive into it eventually, and I just feel like it's better to be open and realistic.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1867.127

He's like, you know what?

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1870.309

He said he wasn't driving. It could have been anybody. This whole thing in front of our face? This guy over there could have been driving?

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1941.628

I've always marveled at that, because being from the rural South, I'm not even from a churchy family. And I just told you, every man in my family drank, and everybody knew it. But not when everyone was together, because it was like, you don't drink in front of me, Ma, or whatever. It's disrespectful. So we all pretend not to drink when we get together for the holidays. Leanne. That's like Mormons.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

1961.323

Leanne, get the fuck in here right now. We're not even religious. It's just like a cultural thing.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2000.031

Right. There's like an old joke in the South. It's like, why do you always go fishing with at least two Baptists? Because if you only go with one, he'll drink all your beer. Right, so it's like if there's no one, they won't drink in front of each other. We also, my dad owned the video store in town and like the back room with the curtain on it, you know, the porno room or whatever. Oh, really?

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2019.294

Kept the lights on in there, but like, and it was all, like all these like, it's like my dad, you know, harbored all these secrets and shit because all these different denominations of Christians would come in there and like, If someone else was in the video store, they had to pretend to be interested in the new Adam Sandler movie or whatever it was until they left.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2037.867

And then they would go back there and come up with the big porno selections.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2045.45

Uh, actually, no. I guess they kept me off of it pretty well. I was still doing the whole, like, somebody's stepdad had left out a cache of porn or porno mags and that type of thing. Someone found some in the woods.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

205.882

No, I know. It's like a drug addict staying over at a friend's house and they know that they've got a script for some kind of Benzos. I'm that way if there's a bag of Cheetos in the pantry or any kind of shit like that. I just can't be in the same place with it or I will ruin relationships.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2060.301

Porn in the woods. It's such a wild phenomenon. I guess there was just generations of uncles throwing porn out in the woods specifically. Yeah. And people always found, we're industrious, man. We always found it.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2117.578

Right, well, my wife just recently found a... She was, like, looking through the text message of my 13-year-old or whatever and found this whole, like, a group chat with other middle schoolers. And it was just, like, it was just a bunch of, like, dick jokes and stuff. Like, a lot of talking about dicks and eggplant emoji and that type of shit. And she was, like, you know, mortified by it.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2138.778

And she was like, can you believe this? And I was like... Yeah, yeah, I can believe that. Yeah, they probably don't even know what they're talking about. I remember when I was 13, like, we were monsters, man, with all that type of shit. We didn't know what we were talking about, you're right, but we still talked about it all the time.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2156.072

Like, you believe a 13-year-old boy is talking about dicks and stuff, and I'm like, yeah, of course I can. but she only had sisters, you know? So it's like, I feel like it's a... It's like making out with a Mormon. I feel like I understand.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2168.845

It's like, I don't know, you know, it's like if we just had girls or whatever, and I like read through one of the 13-year-old girls' text messages or something, and I was just like, yeah, it seems like... they want to destroy Rebecca, like, emotionally. That seems weird, you know? And she'd be like, nah, it's just what they do. You know, so.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2221.806

do penises have bones? Nope, no dick bones. That's part of what would make it so funny.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2251.135

Well, I know this is fucking wild or whatever, but it's true. Like, I did not know until... So I have two boys, and I did not know until I had them that, like... boners are a lifelong phenomenon. I did not know that.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2264.198

You know, but I'm, well, maybe not lifelong. I'm sure I'm running out of strength.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2269.625

Right, but like. I ain't know about baby boners, is all I'm saying.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2287.319

Okay. So I actually have wondered about this, and I've heard other people talk about it, too. I think maybe Sam Morrill had a bit about this, but I've always wondered about this my whole life.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2298.752

Like, me and my good group of friends, right, growing up and, like, from middle school on, because one of them, one of my buddies, we'll call him, well, we'll call him Rooney because that's what his nickname was, but Rooney, he had a... We'll call him Bert. It's not his real name, but anyway.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2317.437

He had Cinemax and a, like, hard-working single mom who was gone at night. Oh, God bless those hard-working moms. So...

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2331.043

Right. But we would all watch Cinemax together in the same room as one.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2338.908

Yeah, right. And just, you know, go to town, not on each other, just in the same room while we're all present. Because it's like it was a matter of both convenience and necessity. Right? So I'm saying it's like, did everybody do that? No.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2359.152

I thought that might be the answer.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2398.088

Oh, that was nothing, dude. That was just a Saturday night. We'd do that, and then after we were all done, we'd, like, make each other pass out, like, choke each other out. Did you do that? Did people do that? No? Also?

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2409.813

We would do that.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2424.677

Me either. We used to look at somebody's butthole to see if you could see a fart coming out. We did that. Do you ever light a fart? I'm oversharing too much. We try. We can never make it work.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2438.143

Really? I guarantee you I could. If I have to fart, I will let it fart. Believe me, we tried. A bunch.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2462.851

Also, like, we never had that kind of result.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2536.101

I'm way more comfortable with that combination, personally. No shirt, no pants? No shirt, no pants.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2545.488

Yeah, right. I know it's the opposite. I know you're a professional.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2683.6

I can't believe I did that in front of Brandon.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2817.098

Which is something that is very... Also, man, I'll just tell you, not to get too real with it, but my mama's an absentee pillbilly, right? So, like, you know, she partied hard, too. Loved her Yerks and Oxys and all that stuff. But also, she just... Wasn't really around much. My dad pretty much entirely raised us or whatever. So I'm just saying it's like, and my dad, he liked to party.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

284.5

Yeah, no, I rationalize it because I'm like, ah, it's just like weed, except it doesn't make me commune with the void for eight hours. It's like I don't lose my mind when I'm on it, but it's just a plant. It's just a plant you do plant stuff with.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2841.887

But he was there and he was great. So I love and miss my dad. They both passed? No, my mama lived forever, bro. She'll outlive us all. But yeah, I'm just saying it's not. It's about more than just that. It might be someone who's lived and experienced it.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2895.825

That's hardcore.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2940.41

So you have caused so many post-PTA meeting fights.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2948.832

I'm certain of that. All the dads love you. All the moms are like, you can't talk to that motherfucker anymore. You guys like caprese? Yeah, you said that's vegan?

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2963.086

Cashew cheese? Cashew cheese?

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2969.85

It's okay. I like to experiment. I'll switch it up. I'm a human garbage disposal dude. I don't give a damn. I mean, I, you know, prefer the worst things imaginable, but I'm also down with... What do you cook? I mean, I cook all kinds of shit.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

298.832

Yeah, or any Reddit page.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

2983.879

I don't exclusively just do like, you know, like my in-laws, it's nothing but like a crock pot with various quantities of like cream cheese and cream of chicken soup and some kind of meat and maybe some noodles and that type of shit. It's like I try to freshen it up a little bit and do like real stuff, but I also will eat an exclusively beige plate, you know, just fried bullshit.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3009.663

Like I'll eat trash. I just try not to only eat trash. So I like, like I said, I don't discriminate. Like I'll eat, I'll eat the gayest foods imaginable level, but also.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3020.425

Right. But yeah, I like it all. It's just the fat kid in me. What was the fattest you ever were? Well, I think the fastest I ever was was definitely like as a child, but I was like six or seven inches shorter than I am now. So like the weight doesn't translate. You know what I mean? Like when I was like middle school age, I mean, I don't know. I was probably 150, 160 pounds.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3045.096

But again, I'm like five, three to five, six or something. But that's definitely the fattest I've ever been. But as an adult, the fattest I've ever been was during COVID. Like a lot of people, let myself go, got into bread, started watching British people make cakes. Oh, shit. Sourdough? Yeah, sourdough, a mother, yeast mother, whatever the fuck they're called, all that stuff.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3070.892

All that shit and ballooned up to, I think I got up to, like, 240. For real? Yeah.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3090.343

Yeah, but, brother, you're one of those, like, you got that, you got that, like, hard.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3104.174

You're like, I don't know, you have a shirt off all the time. It looks great. I look like fucking, what's his name, Tyson Fury, the Gypsy King boxer?

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3113.297

I look like that. Oh, for real? Nowhere near as badass as that. I'm just saying I'm like doughy like that. Doughy and lumpy and shit. You're like, you know, you just got like a big ass belly that people love. Yeah.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3202.859

You had beardless eras, didn't you? Yeah.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3234.767

I think it would just, you would change the way you're talking about stuff and the stuff you're talking about, which would make a difference. Because, yeah, I think people think, like, the idea of, like,

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3244.665

you just being burnt but you're fucking shredded up there and it's the birth everybody knows it's so cool right it would it would play a little differently it might you know but like if you went through the process of getting actually shredded the stuff you would have to say about that and the way you would talk about it would be funny in its own different way i think i think i'd figure it out so yeah right that's what i'm saying yeah i think i figured out oh this looks so fucking good and you did i cannot believe you just put this together

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3344.157

Because it's also, like, it's hard liquor, cocaine, cigarettes, coffee. It's like, and he eats, like, a grapefruit every five hours or whatever it is.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3359.042

And I know Burt, you're a big believer in the whole Mickey Mantle gene or whatever, but to me, it has to be something to that when you look at a guy like Hunter S. Thompson, because I'm like, I don't understand how you... can not only exist, but be, like, productive and everything while living life that way.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3415.199

Yes. Well, that's more than just a garnish. We're talking, that's a fresh basil. Yeah. Fresh basil. That's bringing something to the table, bro. I don't know, Stace. I think what we do.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3424.706

That's doing some work.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3426.508

It's not just like, you know. What's so funny. Shit on the side of the plate.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3623.973

I mean, are they putting her on the 20? They're probably backtracking that now, I would imagine. The what? Harriet Tubman on the 20. Oh, that was a thing. I know, I'm saying that, so that's, that ain't, they've X-nayed that. Not as far as I'm concerned. I didn't know if it was moving forward. Not in this term, probably.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3651.361

Real quick.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3655.479

Love him, you know, tells it like it is. He's a strong personality, drying in the swamp, you know, switching things up. No, man, I think he's an apocalyptic dipshit, but we ain't got to get into that. Apocalyptic dipshit? Yeah.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3817.059

Life is fleeting.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3912.981

I was going to ask. Do you have one?

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

395.726

So I never... Up until like three, four years ago, I never wrote it, wrote it. But I have started doing that now because I can feel my memory going. It's like probably all the Kratom and Reddit and fucking vaping and shit. But either way, I just...

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

3983.293

Yeah, yeah. Is it like addictive? Because people say that it's addictive. Yeah, like you get addicted to the pain or experience of it or whatever.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

4032.225

They've got a lot of... Yeah. So how long ago was that when you got that tattooed? Nine years ago. Okay, and now, nine years later, you still love that one in particular? Yeah. You're like, oh, this is great.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

4074.398

I agree. I feel like, you know, you got to figure it out, dude.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

4118.291

God damn it. And I got a YouTube special coming out on 800-pound gorilla on March 13th, so whenever this comes out, so also soon, called Trash Daddy. So, yeah, check that out.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

413.562

I can't remember stuff the way I used to, so I have recently started, at least like bullet point things, you know, if not word for word, but I never used to do that, but I feel like I have to now.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

471.618

But do you not have things that happen where it's like you come up with something like that, and you're like, oh, that's definitely going to work, and then it just doesn't at all? Or then also on the flip side, you'll have throwaway shit that you just kind of throw in on a lark?

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

485.885

And then that ends up being like...

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

748.952

Like legs working?

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

795.233

Wait, what? Losing a parent, you get a free moment? Like if you dream about them. If you have a dream and they're in it, you get like this. No, man, I honestly, like, I'm not super big on, you know, dreams and reading too much into them. But when I was 18, my grandpa died. It was like the patriarch of my family.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

811.242

And I had a dream where he came and picked me up in a car and we rode around and he gave me like life advice. And it like literally like changed the way I looked at a lot of things. And I still think about it to this day. And that's just my brain helping itself out. You know, I don't think he came from the ether or anything to do that.

Bertcast

Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

942.601

You felt it hurt? Oh, yeah.

Betrayal: Season 4

Betrayal Weekly: EP 27 - Abby

1292.349

I remember sitting on her couch and asking her, is this real? Is this real? Is this real? Is this real?

Betrayal: Season 4

Betrayal Weekly: EP 27 - Abby

2270.506

I remember sitting on her couch and asking her, is this real? Is this real? Is this real? Is this real?

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: First Date Redate

114.458

Listen to My Legacy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is My Legacy.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: First Date Redate

1320.876

Listen to My Legacy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. This is My Legacy.

Cleared Hot

Episode 385 - Mike Ritland

1039.436

Really?

Cleared Hot

Episode 385 - Mike Ritland

1127.581

Man.

Cleared Hot

Episode 385 - Mike Ritland

1194.455

No. Yeah.

Cleared Hot

Episode 385 - Mike Ritland

5051.344

Yeah.

Cleared Hot

Episode 385 - Mike Ritland

6151.199

Yeah.

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Episode 385 - Mike Ritland

631.366

Yeah.

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Episode 385 - Mike Ritland

7290.34

23. 25.

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Episode 385 - Mike Ritland

7387.317

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7526.684

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780.548

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Episode 385 - Mike Ritland

8414.457

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Episode 385 - Mike Ritland

8639.792

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Episode 385 - Mike Ritland

8668.269

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CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

3671.005

All right.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

4824.015

These are all the aborted fetuses that have ever been aborted.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

4833.661

Yeah. All life matters. It's like, didn't you just kill me? Well, but... Well, hold on.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

5956.85

I lay under your bed. I don't want your parents to see me because I'm afraid they won't let us play anymore.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

5979.648

I have a new game we can play. We have to wait until after your mother comes to check on you because she can't see us play it. It's a secret game.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6017.618

No, seriously, just take this hammer and hit her in the head five times. It'll be fun.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6038.565

We have to go to the room at the end of this hallway.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6054.013

Come on.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6092.711

I pretend that there's a big soft trampoline below this window, and I jump. If you pretend hard enough, you bounce back up like a feather. I want you to try. You should totally kill yourself. I don't think I'm gonna... I don't think it's a good idea. No, you should totally just jump out this window and kill yourself. Mom! No, just do it as a fun game, I swear.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6130.909

Like a feather.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6148.009

Well, that's all part of the fun. It wouldn't be fun if it was just only a short drop. If it were that way, you may as well just bounce on a real trampoline. We wouldn't want that.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6176.041

No, I'm just saying that it's totally gay.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6190.634

Just stop being gay and just jump out this window.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6250.104

Here are some things you could use to practice before I start giving you lessons.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6321.683

I think you're actually kind of a not very well put together person. Come on, seriously, just juggle these sharp rusty knives. Don't be gay.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6349.567

I want you to try it.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6353.188

I can't! I'll get in trouble!

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6370.84

I don't know what for. You are very, you are unappreciative. I mean, I'm so sorry. I just, I can't do it. This is kind of weird. Fuck you.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6385.981

Tell me. You're not fine, whatever. You're just not cool, I guess. You're just totally not cool.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6407.055

You're freaking me out. No, whatever. I'll just chill under here. Well, let me come with you. No, you just stay up there. All right, well, I'm sorry.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6494.313

This is an important path. I've had a lot of friends about your age. When they were ready, I took them down to this path to a special place. You weren't ready yet, but one day, I hope to take you there.

CreepCast

Reading Creepypasta Classics: The Rake, Candle Cove, Mr. Widemouth | Creep Cast

6812.715

Just do it.

Dateline Originals

Deadly Mirage - Ep. 2: The Man on the Motorcycle

1785.427

You know, if that's what a couple agrees with in their marriage, then that's their business. She went to Robert and she said, this needs to stop now. And he said, oh, we're just having fun. Hi, baby.

Dateline Originals

Deadly Mirage - Ep. 2: The Man on the Motorcycle

95.952

BNSF put out a reward, you know, if anybody knew of anything. Silent witness, that type of thing.

Decoder with Nilay Patel

Vimeo CEO Philip Moyer is betting on the human touch — and AI

16.695

Some things feel like a fact of life. The sun rises and sets. Winter turns from spring to fall. And the deadline to get a real ID always gets pushed back.

Decoder with Nilay Patel

Vimeo CEO Philip Moyer is betting on the human touch — and AI

39.475

This week on Explain It To Me, the two-decade push and pull over that little piece of plastic in your wallet. Find Explain It To Me on Sundays, wherever you get your podcasts.

Good Guys

Look Mom! We Made It!

2415.481

Hey, good guys. Love you so much. Josh Mazel Tov. I'm the new baby. And Ben, how are you? I wanted to ask you how you are because in the last episode, you said that you would like to start hearing us asking you how you are in the speak pipes. Anyway, I have a question for you, something that I want to know your take on.

Good Guys

Look Mom! We Made It!

2439.671

So my boyfriend is Jewish and as am I, and he has a younger sister who she is 16. And she, when she was 13, she had a bat mitzvah. She had like the huge, you know, blowout party thing. You know how they do it now with the up-and-coming? They do it with these 13-year-olds. So she had the big bat mitzvah, and then now she's 16, and she is saying that she needs to have a – or she's turning 16.

Good Guys

Look Mom! We Made It!

2475.765

Does the galaxy have two times speed, Josh? Yeah. And honestly, like, I just think that's absurd. Like, I think that objectively. Cut it off. Cut it off.

Good Guys

Look Mom! We Made It!

2487.392

I got it.

Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast

Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25

110.882

I don't know.

Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast

Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25

140.331

Oh, I didn't take you as a chocolatey guy.

Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast

Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25

1937.135

Just let Kevin in the house. He'll set it up. He's very excited about it. Don't you worry about it.

Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast

Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25

1952.543

Let me see the room.

Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast

Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25

1978.954

Fucking play that.

Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast

Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25

1983.778

Chiaki.

Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast

Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25

2008.624

Go to the ads. What are we doing?

Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast

Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25

2138.538

Let's just refresh the entire episode.

Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast

Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25

2147.269

Andy Bullock.

Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast

Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25

2427.841

I'm glad they understand that.

Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast

Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25

2954.518

I was like, damn. Holy shit.

Kinda Funny Games Daily: Video Games News Podcast

Xbox Games Showcase, The Outer Worlds 2 Direct Announced - Kinda Funny Games Daily 04.09.25

3643.466

It's like a montage every day. Like, wow! Look at this!

Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Soder Stories

1037.751

She's been dead.

Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Soder Stories

1704.211

Him fucking a hillbilly girl? Little known secret. I'm actually heterosexual.

Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Soder Stories

2712.403

You wouldn't even believe this thing, man. This is a danger. He's a crazy driver. I know the killer that's inside him and he's nuts.

Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Soder Stories

3210.497

Buddy, listen, if I could bring back a zombie, I'd be doing it. I'd bring back my father-in-law because he was the best part of my wife's family. I need the paperwork or I'm taking you fucking in.

Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Soder Stories

3585.661

Groundhog chili.

Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Soder Stories

4079.498

Here's the deal. You have to understand. She's the most mature woman I've ever met. 14 going on 40.

Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Soder Stories

4162.685

And you were like, yeah, thank you. What if Satan made his own garbage pail kit?

Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Bagpipes & Body Bags

1510.286

Yes.

Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Bagpipes & Body Bags

1839.561

Yeah.

Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Bagpipes & Body Bags

2179.98

Yeah.

Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Bagpipes & Body Bags

232.226

I think there is.

Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Bagpipes & Body Bags

3052.385

Yes.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 614: Pyromania

1.462

There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 614: Pyromania

209.682

Yeah, fire.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 614: Pyromania

212.124

I am the god of hellfire. And I bring you fire. I bring you to burn.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 614: Pyromania

535.591

Yeah, they take naps and eat spaghetti.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 614: Pyromania

5913.976

God damn it!

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil

111.079

Oh, God, my butt is hard. Marcus, is that cancer? Do I have hard butt disease? Is this the beginning of me turning into stone?

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil

2365.254

Wow. So wet. Because there's fish and there's coral and seaweed here in heaven.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil

3935.701

At first, when you meet Beetlejuice, you are charmed by him.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil

4139.013

Yeah. Yeah, these waves are really wild out here. Yeah, Chad.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil

4191.498

Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Wow. What a tunnel. Wow.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil

4641.283

I can't do it when I'm sitting down.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 609: Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell - The Doomsday Murders Part I - Beyond The Veil

6309.684

I was a barber on Pluto. Yeah. I was a bike messenger on Jupiter 2. And I was just old Chad. Matter of fact, just here on Earth.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies

2401.954

And I invented the yo-yo.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies

2930.628

Yeah.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies

4590.351

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm Slugworth.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies

4995.442

Yeah.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies

4996.463

Thank you, Mr. Man. Yeah, you're right. Hey there, little boy. I can't even know what you're really good at. Tying them knots. You want to go see a Broadway play with your favorite scum god leader? All you got to do is sit on my lap here. It's called time travel training. We're going to turn whittling into diddling. Have you ever heard of a little thing called the twist? I'm going to do it on you.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies

5020.044

We'll get your insertion patch.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies

5061.811

Yep, absolutely. He's the only one who can hear me do it.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies

5086.069

Now you just sit there and watch me dance.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies

5111.561

Yeah, sorry. I'm not Chubby Checker. My real name's Big Fat Mr. Domino. No. Unfortunately, I have not been training you for time travel. I have been molesting you.

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 615: The Montauk Project Part I - The Truth Behind The Truth Behind The Lies

748.456

You told me that the fucking man on the moon was inside the moon when he was in the bunker?

Morning Wire

House Scraps Spending Bill & Mangione’s Extradition | 12.19.24

513.792

I just saw your piece on the chief of police standing up and talking about this issue. What's lacking is an ICE person standing next to him shoulder to shoulder. So he's talking the talk, but let's hope he walks the walk and hands these people to ICE when he's done with them because we can remove them not only from the community but from the country.

Morning Wire

House Scraps Spending Bill & Mangione’s Extradition | 12.19.24

532.217

And if law enforcement officers don't help us do that, we're certainly going to do that starting January 21st.

OpTic Podcast

Scump Is Going Pro AGAIN | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 221

3448.1

Hey, if we make a hole-in-one, I just have a weird feeling, boys. Holy... Dude, what quit? I quit life. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this.

OpTic Podcast

Scump Is Going Pro AGAIN | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 221

3468.354

Bro. Dude. Bro, I love my group! That is the greatest three... No! No!

OpTic Podcast

Scump Is Going Pro AGAIN | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 221

3503.589

Come on, baby. Here it goes, here it goes, here it goes.

OpTic Podcast

Scump Is Going Pro AGAIN | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 221

3506.71

That's so far.

OpTic Podcast

Scump Is Going Pro AGAIN | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 221

3543.153

What the? Oh, my gosh. Wait. No, no, no.

Otherworld

Episode 116: Auntie Gloria

2164.008

Tell me, what were the stories?

Otherworld

Episode 116: Auntie Gloria

2169.809

What aunts?

Otherworld

Episode 116: Auntie Gloria

2172.55

Auntie Gloria's aunts?

Otherworld

Episode 116: Auntie Gloria

2182.653

Auntie Gloria reads you books of hers?

Otherworld

Episode 116: Auntie Gloria

2187.294

What do you mean they're mean?

Otherworld

Episode 116: Auntie Gloria

2191.055

Books about what?

Otherworld

Episode 116: Auntie Gloria

2196.419

When did she read them to you?

Otherworld

Episode 116: Auntie Gloria

2201.901

She would read you books when you were asleep?

Otherworld

Episode 116: Auntie Gloria

2207.123

Was she in your room?

Otherworld

Episode 116: Auntie Gloria

2214.026

You were sleeping in your room?

Otherworld

Episode 116: Auntie Gloria

2222.69

Like what?

Otherworld

Episode 116: Auntie Gloria

2232.803

What do you mean they would hurt kids? How would they hurt kids?

Otherworld

Episode 116: Auntie Gloria

2243.367

A belt?

Pour Minds Podcast

Why Yall Aint Give Me Nun FT. Slim Thug

1830.574

So... Oh, my God.

Pour Minds Podcast

Why Yall Aint Give Me Nun FT. Slim Thug

373.256

Right, right, right.

Pour Minds Podcast

Why Yall Aint Give Me Nun FT. Slim Thug

6069.909

It's the handshake.

Pour Minds Podcast

Why Yall Aint Give Me Nun FT. Slim Thug

6072.432

What you did to me. Don't wish that on me.

Pour Minds Podcast

Why Yall Aint Give Me Nun FT. Slim Thug

7047.307

I'll never die before I lie to you. Never want to leave you. Ain't no life without you. Never want to leave. Never want to go. No. No, no, no, no, no.

Prof G Markets

A Nightmare Tariff Scenario for the Auto Industry — ft. Tim Higgins

8.471

Isn't it? I mean, at least that's what society wants us to think. Gotta get a Birkin, gotta get a home, you know.

Prof G Markets

Nvidia Earnings are the Super Bowl of Business + Trump’s $5 Million Gold Card

1194.453

Can 100,000 people in 100 countries come together to build a new brand of progress for the world? We think so. And now BP, Amoco, Arco and Castrol have come together to try beyond petroleum.

Radioactive: The Karen Silkwood Mystery

Ep. 5: The Phantom Vehicle

2289.289

The Karen Silkwood story is a labor story and a feminist story at root. We all rose up in her defense and demanded to know the truth and told her message to the whole world.

Serial

The Good Whale - Ep. 1

840.615

Soon enough, Keiko had gone from Mexico's beloved pet to Mexico's dying orca, and kids around the world were not happy.

TED Talks Daily

TED Explores: Food for the Future | TED Countdown

144.023

About 10,000 years ago, humans began to farm. This agricultural revolution was a turning point in our history that enabled people to settle, build, and create. In short, agriculture enabled the existence of civilization. Today, approximately 40% of our planet is farmland. In the future, how can we feed every member of a growing population a healthy diet?

TED Talks Daily

TED Explores: Food for the Future | TED Countdown

175.579

Meeting this goal will require nothing short of a second agricultural revolution. The first agricultural revolution was characterized by expansion and exploitation, feeding people at the expense of forests, wildlife and water, and destabilizing the climate in the process. That's not an option the next time around.

TED Talks Daily

TED Explores: Food for the Future | TED Countdown

199.729

Agriculture depends on a stable climate with predictable seasons and weather patterns. This means we can't keep expanding our agricultural lands because doing so will undermine the environmental conditions that make agriculture possible in the first place. We can feed humanity within the environmental limits of the Earth, but there's a very small margin of error.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

1012.585

Like I have to be so this, I have to be Tom Hardy and he has to love me that he can just all of my mouth, but I don't particularly care for, especially some of the men that I've been with the consistency and the, the viscosity, the viscosity. Thank you. The thickness is, and the consistency of their jizz is not exactly edible. I like a more watery spray, because then that's just like Dasani.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

1039.727

But I don't want Fayet, globs of Fayet yogurt on my face. Greek yogurt. Chunky. Yeah. Expired sour milk. I have my tonsils out and I have two little sperm banks back there. I just... To me, if you're going to suck it and you're not going to swallow it, what the... To me, that's... I would jerk it and then go... Oh, I hate that. If you're ever fucking me... Don't pull it.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

1063.843

Don't slap it on the tongue. We're not doing, we're not doing. I would rather you just come in my ass. Just come in my ass. Come in my ass. I'm not doing that either. What? I'm with strangers. Oh, I'm not talking about strangers. I'm talking about Tom Hardy. Oh, your lover. Your person who loves you. Isn't he with, isn't he engaged to Zendaya now? Do you know about that? No, no, no. They broke up.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

107.301

I don't, this is what I don't like.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

1082.815

Girl, we've been together for three months. Is that wrong? No, he's not. Zendaya, Tom Holland. Tom Hardy. I'm sorry. Tom Holland. Spider-Man. You know, my mom reads People Magazine and she tells me bits and pieces. She showed up that rock at the Golden Globes. I don't like... I mean, if it's... I love a pregnancy reveal. Remember when Beyonce was like dancing, singing? Whack.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

109.144

And, um, I'm happy to tell you that it's a ceasefire. What I don't like, what I don't like is, okay.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

1104.782

What are you going to do? When I get pregnant? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm going to keep it. Because I have realized how expensive adoption is. I'm not saying... Birth is cheap. But goddamn, they got you, bitch. And let me tell you, the adoption agencies, they don't take Kohl's cash. They don't take Delta Sky Miles.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

1124.434

They don't, baby. They don't take... You cannot...

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

1127.847

They don't take coupons to the old country buffet. Yeah. I mean, the more the wealth gap does this, they're really walking around to these orphans saying, well, you better hope someone rich comes along. Like who can afford to adopt?

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

1141.054

Billionaires. My fucking bougie gay friends.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

1144.856

It's wild. Wild. It's wild boots. Yeah. Getting back to drink and cum. I want to talk more about it. Yeah, of course. Well, I just, that's sort of a form of birth control. Hot loads. Everyone loves to take hot loads. Everyone loves to take hot loads. Do people love hot loads in the month? I thought they want to get bread in the ass. I hate bread in the ass. Rye, sourdough. Bread in the ass.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

1172.305

Baguette. I don't know. You know what Brandon said to me once? Brandon said, Brandon, he said. I don't like the expression breed, by the way. Just. No. No. Brandon said, when you bottom, do you feel like you're being given something or having something taken away from you?

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

1186.712

Your life is about to change forever. Yeah.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

1190.549

That's really dark, what you just said. He asked me that and I don't know the answer. That is so dark. I don't know the answer. That is chilling. That's a chilling statement or question. Do you feel that you've earned something? Well, we live in Los Angeles with the Killers. The people we know who have sex are the killers. No, they're the sewers. The sewers. The sewers. The pump and dumpers.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

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You have to be 35 to run for president in the United States. But if you run for president at 35, they say you're too young. It reminds me of in pageant world where no matter how good you do, if you haven't competed a few years, you can't win. It's not her year. Or it's like, how do I get a job experience? How do you get experience, but you can't get a job? You know what I mean? Yes.

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The no loads refused. No loads refused. This is... They come in the eye socket. They are drainage grates. Yeah. The LA River of semen. It's the LA River of semen. They are putting the moisture back in that dried out river. Can I just say too, I wish that... You know when you go to Starbucks and you're like, oh, can I have that without foam?

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I wish if you weren't trying to have a baby, you could just like turn off the cum.

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Vasectomy, sweetie.

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So when you have a vasectomy, does no semen come out? No, no, no, no. You ejaculate. It's a clip of the vast difference, I think, where there's the sperm and the... So there's ejaculate, but there's no sperms. Yeah. There's no pregnancy possibility. So it's like non-dairy. Sweetie darling, if I was the president of the USA, before you get your driver's license, you get a vasectomy. Boop.

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But you remember when we watched Love is Blind and they talked about vasectomies because apparently they're not always reversible. Who cares? Well, the person who wants to have a baby. Mama, get real. Because you know that the straight guys are obsessed with their own DNA. They're obsessed with, they want to have their own baby. But that's why you as a woman, you do some creative fudging.

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It's like on White Lotus when she's like, fucked her trainer and those are her real kids.

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Do you think that if you were heterosexual, you would have already had a baby? Sweetie, am I a heterosexual man or woman? Does it matter? Yes. Because it takes both to have one. No, but I mean, as a woman, I have a very different conception of having a baby. My sister just had her second. So what do you think if you were a woman? No. You would have never had one ever. No. What if you were a boy?

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No. So what did it matter? It just does. Does that fucking matter?

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The procedure matters a great deal because tubes tied or balls snipped, not balls snipped, but vasectomy. Mama, vasectomy before a passport. Vasectomy before puberty. Ugh.

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vasectomy before eighth grade French trip. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, no, I, because I don't want to use condoms and I want to, I want to fuck them pussies raw. I think most people wouldn't want to have a vasectomy until they have had, I think most people probably get it once they've had the kids they want to have. Like my brother, yeah. Right. Yeah.

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Because let me tell you, they just want the people... Can I tell you something? It's an outpatient procedure, mama. People want hot loads. They want to take hot loads. Yes. Wait, but gay men... I'm talking about straight people as well. They might not be wanting to have a baby, but they want the hot load. Really? Them girls want them hot loads? I think they want the hot load. Girls chime in.

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They want to catch the hot load. Yeah. Comment below how many loads have you caught this season. And the men want to give the hot load. Well, that I understand. Right. That I understand. Even if they're not trying for a baby and everyone's on the pill and the condoms, I think they still want the hot load, the urge to deliver the hot load.

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But it's just like, okay, we have the vasectomy, which is an outpatient procedure. Yeah, perhaps it's not 100% effective, but it's so easy peasy lemon squeezy.

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Or you have girls going through rigmarole, getting their birth control. Yes, sometimes their skin gets better, but there's a whole lot of side effects. There's a whole lot of, it's a lot of drama. Right. You know what I mean? Versus one procedure- Months of drama. One procedure. But not having sex isn't the option because people want the hot load. Right. They want to deposit the hot load.

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Mary, do you know what was Pam Bondi? No. Baby, don't get me started. Miss Pam Bondi, they got her up there on the stand and they said, so true or false, Donald Trump lost the 2020 election. These people won't even say. They're like, well... Joe Biden was elected president. And they're like, no, that's not what I asked. I need you to say on camera in front of God and everyone that you agree.

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And you can spray all them loads up that pussy. Right. Have you ever tied like a cord into a knot? You just untie it. Well... I only learned mostly about it from that Love is Blind, where that guy was like, we are afraid of having a baby, but she doesn't want to be on birth control, and I don't want a vasectomy, so what do we do?

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You say, boo-boo, you're going to get the vasectomy.

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Or you ain't putting any hot loads in this puss-puss. This puss-puss is going to be barren, cold, and loadless. It's kind of nice that we haven't had to worry about getting pregnant our whole life. We're giving pregnancy. No, just AIDS.

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No, I mean, do you worry about AIDS?

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Do you think about AIDS? I don't have any at-risk behaviors. I don't have unprotected sex, especially not with people I'm not monogamous with. So I don't really feel like I've ever been in, in great like, um, line of fire. Yeah. Maybe that's not the word. I know what you mean. At risk. At risk. Yeah. You know what's so crazy? I, this is a huge shock. I'm sure to everybody.

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I love having sex with be myself and I. Yeah. And also I know my facts about, you know, I worked at the makeup counter. We had world AIDS day and it was like, uh, I know my facts about the type of sex acts I can have that are not high risk for HIV. So it's not that I'm not worried about it. I just consider myself in the know. Knowledgeable.

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Because I feel like the pendulum has swung back the other way where I think probably the young gay men now, it probably seems like a disease of a relic of the past.

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Well, I mean, I feel like it's also a locational thing because every time I go out of town, mom, the condoms are on the table. Like in other countries. Right. Condoms are very much on the table. Perhaps maybe due to like a lack of access to Doxy Pepin. Prep and pep and all that shit.

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But condoms are very much still on the table. Have you ever taken Doxypep? No. I heard an ad yesterday that marketed it as the morning after pill for chlamydia. I thought that was a little wild to say.

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That is true.

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It made it a little too like, just do this. Yeah. But also there's other stuff. But also it's good to know that if you were exposed, that if that's how your brain remembers it, it probably saves you, helps you. Yeah. I mean, I think we've evolved a long way past going insane from syphilis, although it does still happen. It surely does. But you know what?

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I'm not going to give myself syphilis when I'm doing me, myself, and I. Also, syphilis can live latent in your body without symptoms for a long time. A long time.

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I love being... I love... I love knowing... I love it. I love knowing how to take care of me.

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You know what I mean? Nobody can fuck me like me. No, seriously. I love when I fuck me. I put on that little negligee that I just made. Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head. Put me up on the pool table and just fuck myself. And then I watch footage of it. Just fuck me. Tear that pussy up like old newspaper because it was built right. No way.

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No, I would be, I know people who are, you know, I, I, they have this feeling of like, it's a loneliness. It's a yearning. It's like, oh, I, I need to have sex. I want to have sex. I need to search it out. I, and I, in, in the masturbation is not a, a, a good option be a good plan B sweetie. Masturbation is always option number one.

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Sex is like number two. We got to bring back the masturbating with others. Oh, yes. That's fabulous too. It's the best of both worlds. Although, are you doing pornos or what? Is I don't like that. You don't need to watch porn. You're in the room with someone with their genitals out. Why are you going to watch the news? Like the porn. BBC World Service. Someone's here naked.

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And they like, won't say, is that what the thing with JD Vance was doing? All that word salad. He was doing old country buffet salad bar. Okay. I'm, I'm Republican and you're democratic. Ask me if I like orange juice or apple. Do I like orange or apple? Mr. Vance, which do you prefer apple juice or orange juice?

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We're watching Christiane Amanpour stroking it. Yes. We're just talking about Syria. No. Okay. Okay. So I don't. Okay. That I like. I don't like watching porn with people. No. Because girl, we ain't got the same taste. But you know who loves that? Who? Straight guys love that. Straight guys love. When I was hooking up with straight guys. Yes.

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Well, you know what?

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I'm traumatized too because you know who loves that? Well, like on multiple screens. And they want the marathon. Multiple screens. And it's never good. They want all of it. Oh, it's rotten. Like in a comic book when the mastermind has a wall of TVs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They want that with like, well, we got Sean Cody. We got, you know. Randy Blue. Yeah. We got Blacked.com. We got Vixen.

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We got Tushy. Yes, we got everything. We got broke straight guys or whatever. Yes. Even more break stroke guys. Stroke guys who've never had two goddamn red cents to rub together. Tweaker.com. Yeah. What level broke do you want for the straight guys? Because we have every financial bracket. Beefcake hunter. Wedding cake farts. Everyone, it's gotten so analog now.

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I think it's spun back because now it's just live streaming jerking off in a parking lot. I think porn, when I was coming up in high school and I was stealing porn off the internet before I was 18, it was fantasy lighting, spray tan to hell, not a hair on anyone's body. And now the porn has gone back to it's girls on HBO. It's the overhead gray lighting. It's Blair Witch Country.

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Not Blair Witch Country. It's Blair Witch Project. No, it is Blair Witch Project. It's Paranormal Activity. It's the Blair Dick Project. Ah! Paranormal sextivity. Paranormal sextivity. It is. It sort of parks and rec. It's sort of like mockumentary style. Yeah, and Jim Hopper goes with his dick out. I wish.

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Well, I have, I shoot in the last, I don't know what, two, three, maybe even a month. I haven't watched any porn at all. Mama, she's got, I got the telenovelas on lock. We got serials going on, multi-episodic storylines. Or- simple JPEG or a GIF of Jason Momoa's butt.

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That's all.

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That's all. I've gone way back to like PG. No, but I just, the reset, it is like a, we're so oversaturated or over, I know I talk about this all the time.

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Blown out pussy holes. We are blown out.

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But our mental cow pussies are overstimulated. Overstimulated, you know? And so I'm trying, like I, naturally it happens where I'm like, okay, so I've, I just enjoyed a, um, A super 4k 86 inch crystal clear where I could see the pores on someone's pussy hole.

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I could go in there with a hysterectomy. It's medical.

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It is wild. It's so stimulating that I'm like, oh my God, I need a reset. So that's when I just go to like literally JPEGs of nude men in a movie.

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Right. And I'm like, ooh. Or like, oh, it's the gray shorts, but they actually never come off.

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Well, you know, in my 18 years as a prosecutor, I have found that apple juice and orange juice are two things that many Americans like. You know, I remember growing up in Missouri, my mom giving me apple juice in the morning before I went to school. And, you know, when I was deployed and I was, you know, fighting for the rights of Americans, we were having apple juice in spider holes.

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Absolutely.

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Look at that. Love that. It's the tease. It's the tease. It's the art of the tease. Yeah, yeah. Dita Von Teese doesn't get to be Dita Von Teese by walking out there completely nude with all the lights on.

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Mary, speaking of that bitch, I was watching clips of her Vegas show.

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She eats. She eats. There is not one crumb left at that buffet any day. No. That fucking bitch just goes chomp, chomp, chomp. Did you see clips of Violet at the Crazy Horse?

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Girl! She looks... Girl! The lighting, design, the split. I mean, it was just like... Ugh, it's art, bitch.

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That fucking whore is doing art up there. Violet, if you're watching, you might be because you like her. Yeah. Like, great job. And thank you for flaking on me the other night when we made plans. But I did buy her calendar, Cunty. Damn. Buy it every year. It's fabulous. Oh, incredible.

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Playboy just sent me their calendar for this year and I opened it and I guess I didn't realize it was going to be so pussy lips played. Playboy? It's not Pussy Lips Play, but I didn't realize it was going to be full vagina and breasts. I thought it was going to be because it's a calendar kind of like swimsuit-y. No, no, no. I opened up my dining table and was like, oh my God.

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Playboy gives you lighting down. Let these women speak. Lighting down. Yeah. Really beautiful photos. Did you see the Hollywood Reporter Roundtable with Miss Angelina Jolie and all them other girls? No. Lit to the gods. What was said? Stuff. But girl, they were so... Miss Angelina Jolie. Was Gaga there talking about the fake wine? Thank God, no. That's me watching Joker 2. Yeah.

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Zoe Saldana was there and I was like, You shut up. But everybody looked beautiful. You shut up.

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Oh, we lost the light. You get out of here. You said Zoe shut up and the light went out. But Angelina Jolie, I'm going to pull it up just for the reference.

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She is. Mama, that woman is otherworldly beautiful.

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It is truly. I mean, look at this. Yeah, she looks excellent. What a beauty. Look at that. Gorgeous. Insane bone structure. Gorgeous. And it's interesting. She looks like she was in Girl Interrupted yesterday. She looks like she's from Janet from Another Planet because ain't nobody doing it like her.

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But it's interesting, you know, like I'm not to get gossipy, but I know that her relationship with Mr. Pitt has not been...

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there's a lot of trauma, a lot of trauma there. And it was interesting to hear. I can't relate. Every single relationship I've ever had has always worked out.

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Yeah. Jovial, lovely, jubilant. Yeah.

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But it's really interesting to see like, um, here, I mean, who cares, I guess, but like, you know, when they're like obvious, you can, you can see the pain underneath the, the, the language. They're like where they'll, they'll give you a little bit like it was a challenging experience. And like, you can see behind the eyes that it was horrifying. Yeah. It's like really tough.

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Oh, yes. Really tough. Well, can I say this? When we talked about on the pod, when I let everybody know about my separation last year, I realized... Having a relationship not go as you plan it to go in the beginning, in the moment you feel like, this has only ever happened to me.

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But the truth is relationships being, when people are like, well, we got married at 18 and it's been 50 years, that's this much relatable. And like relationships not working out is something pretty much everybody knows about. And so in some ways when stars, like that level star have to go through that, I'm sure they feel exposed, but also like,

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Everybody who watches your movies or listens to your music probably has been through that too. Yeah. It's, you're not being alienated from them just because you went through something in a much more public way. No. You know? Yeah.

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And so I guess I want to say that apple juice and orange juice are both important drinks.

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I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm the outlier.

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I have a model. Of course they are not perfect. They've had their moments and I'm sure they continue to. My parents married at early twenties and now in their 70. They've been married like 50 years. Yes, bitch. Why do you think, can I, I mean, why do you think that they go so well together? Swingers. Because they fuck around with all the other houses in the neighborhood.

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Is it kind of swingers if they only fuck me? No, they are their own best friends. I think that's the key. I mean, they, like they are, they are our unit. They're a unit. Yeah. You know, and they have, they've just been at it forever and they love you. They're so cunty. My parents are cunt. Yeah. They are so cunt. They also seem to have maintained a health for their age too.

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So they, yes, I don't know.

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No, I know they're fab. Yeah. Like they have high level mobility for people that are age two. Like despite my dad's like half bionic, you know, he's doing karate every fucking day at 70 years old. And my mom is just zipping around. She's like the world. She's like the roadrunner. You know, I was talking about this on my YouTube channel and I was talking about arthritis and all that.

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And I have kind of flipped the script on it because I, after the first like year of like, ah, why me? I was like, we all aspire to live long enough to be in some way a little impaired. Yeah. Right. That's why it's sad when people die young. Yeah. We hope when we die, we have like, I don't live long enough to have like a bum knee.

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That's not the question.

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I need you to answer either or. So one or the other. Do you like apple juice or do you like orange juice? Which do you prefer? Well, Congresswoman. I would like to assert once again that I would just defer to the president-elect United States about their... Excuse me, we're not deferring to anybody. It's a simple question. Apple or orange?

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It's like what Jack Nicholson says, which is to be strict. When I die, I want to be sick. You know, all these guys busted their balls to save fit.

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When I die, I want to be sick. It makes sense. Right. You know, I want to ride it till the wheels fall off. Ride it till the wheels fall off. Yeah. And that's what you're kind of doing with your smoking. Excuse me. I would love to have you know that I have... And this is consistent and true. I have been averaging five or under. Andrew told me you've been smoking like three a day.

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That's about the average. Mary, I went five days without... Five days, a couple of weeks ago. Three days, a couple of days ago, no cigarettes. The fires burned up all your cigarettes. I was like, girl, when she walked out of the patio to go smoking and the hills were on fire, were you just like... This is the good stuff. I was like, this feels a little in bad taste.

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I think you should start growing tobacco and then starting sections of your fields on fire and just walking outside. Well, I told you about that time I was up on Mount Washington with a cigarette in dry season. And this woman looked at me like I was murdering her baby and fucking the head.

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she's kind of right those dagger eyes were like you get out she's kind of right she was absolutely right but she was wrong uh assuming that i was gonna flick that thing in the hell were you fucking nuts bitch my favorite i'm born in the game right i know what happens with lit cigarettes right i'm gonna put it in my mouth and then i'm gonna bury it a bunch of nuns

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I love when smokers, you're in the car with a smoker and they go, do you mind if I smoke? I'll open the window. And you go, yeah, this is my car. I have no say, but you're being polite. When I tell you that window gets opened a credit card amount, this much. Did you smoke in the car with you? Baby, of course. Everyone. That is so rude. Well, I think of like high school. Oh.

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I think of sitting in the backseat of the cool girl's car where she's like my fucking dad. You know what I mean? Like whatever. Yeah, that's fine. I mean, I was in a car with my childhood best friend and he took a whole McDonald's bag and threw it out in the street. That's murder. I would rather you pull out the crack pipe. Yeah. And make me smoke it. I think littering is... It's unconscionable.

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It is. It is. Now, I'll say this.

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Flicking a cigarette, I've been known to do it. It's a weird loophole. It's not, I don't agree. It's littering. Point, full stop. But when you take a full happy meal and all them fries and a Coke and put it in the bag and then toss it out into the middle of the street.

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Yeah.

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You should be jailed for five years. Yeah. Ask me as a Republican if I've ever littered. Now, Senator, as a member of the Republican Party, have you ever littered? Congresswoman, as I said earlier to some of my constituents who are here today, littering, you know, is something that has always been here and will always be here.

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And it's our job to find out more about it, find out ways to build around it, plan for the future, support those systems in place, and reach out to those communities that are in need. Especially women. Young women. But do you litter? As I said, Congresswoman, like, I can't... It shouldn't be allowed. I know. It shouldn't be fucking allowed. I think it's SDG style. Somebody should go. Give me this.

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Give me this. Somebody should go like. I noticed you didn't answer any of the questions. So you should just leave and you're fired. Bam. Like. Bam. What job do you have where you can just not do parts of the job? Wrong person.

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Wrong person to ask.

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Right. My thought is, if you're the type of person where you know, all right, I don't ever want to be in a situation where I get asked hard questions and I have to look bad for what I believe. Then you're not a civil servant. Maybe you shouldn't be a civil servant. No, no, no. Why don't you go do podcasting? That's what we do. Why don't you go be a fucking 4chan conspiracy blogger? Do that. Yeah.

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Can I say that this isn't even realistic because we stopped to listen to each other? I don't know what's wrong with my brain, but the same as at the DMV, how I couldn't read the screen while people were talking. When I am watching a debate where two people are both talking, it makes me want to... Get up there and no matter what side I'm on, I want to slap both of them across the face.

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A macrame. Do that. Open a pottery store. Do anything. Leggings.

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Start a pyramid scheme.

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Anything.

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Literally a drug deal.

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I don't know. It's wild. Do you think GameStop is going to go away? I'm not sure even what that is. It sounds like... I think obviously the internet is eating like brick and mortars. It should be Game Start. Yeah. Or Game Continue. Is it like Blockbuster? It's like a store for video game stuff.

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You go buy a Switch, a PlayStation. So I, you know, I continuously bowled over by the revelation that the video game industry dwarfs Hollywood and TV.

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So how is GameStop going out of business? Does that mean dwarf meaning it's bigger or it makes- Bigger. It is. Oh, wow. Combined. It is? Yes. Really? The video game industry makes more money than Hollywood, cinema and television. That makes me happy. It's crazy because I never played video game. Well, I think people's idea of video games is duck hunt. No, no, no.

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Video games are like heavy storytelling. There's writing. There's acting. There's animation. There's original scores. There's bones sticking out. There's bones sticking out. I think it should make more money.

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Well, they are extremely cinematic now.

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It's amazing. I bopped off when Sega Genesis went from 2D to 3D. I couldn't handle that. Do you get carsick? People get carsick from playing games that are in 4D. You know, like...

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I've never played it in a car because we never had Sega Genesis in a car. It's got to be hooked up to the TV. Sega Genesis.

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And we blew on the cartridges. Sega. That makes me think of like being young and like rural Wisconsin, my cousin being like, do you guys want to play Sega? I mean, it was literally a step up from Nintendo. Yeah. Sega was fierce. Listen, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat. Street Fighter still exists. Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Well, and so does Mortal Kombat. And, baby, you could get anybody. You could get Martha Stewart playing. Yeah, you can. You could get Freddy Krueger, Martha Stewart. You could get Charles Grodin. Oh, yes.

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Luigi.

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Luigi. Any player will go like.

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Charles Grodin versus Martha Stewart. Girl. Ultimate fighting. Martha fucking Stewart. I live for Martha Stewart. I love that talk, baby. She gobbled it. She eats. Gobbled it. She's like, why are you cutting that orange with a little knife? Use a big knife, you fucking idiot. Love that shit. She's probably right.

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You're going to go into Martha Stewart kitchen clueless. You better get out of there, baby. Don't do it, Jackie. No. I've been cooking a lot. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. For real? Yes. Recently I've been doing a type of eggs where I buy buttermilk because I know you can use it in a lot of different ways, but I'm too idiot to know what it is.

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So lately I've been using the Google Gemini to be like, I have eggs, buttermilk, and spinach. Help me make a recipe. And it does. It helps you. Yes. Will you go to lawn noodles with me, baby? Lawn noodles? Yeah. You want some authentic Chinese noodles that will blow your mind? Lon Noodle. How do you spell it? L-A-N. And who would play her? Lana Del Rey.

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I want to Mangione them all. Girl, it's just too much. It's too much.

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You know, I remember hearing... Oh, we missed DragCon. Thank God. UK. UK. Remember that we were asked... We were going to go, maybe. We didn't go. Remember? Oh, to do this. We were going to do a pod there. Yeah. All due respect to Miss DragCon, she's firmly in the past. It's also... with all due respect to the people who do it, it's hard.

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Poor went out for the Queens, the Bunyans after the weekend, exhausted, broke, career in shambles. Yeah, friends, none. They go home to nothing and to no one. DragCon is hard. It is hard, and it's hard in a way that no... The average Joe just can't even conceive of. It's like, it's yeah. The thing is like, if you're in a Marvel movie, I'm not saying this is nothing.

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Well, I liked when they started cutting their mics off, but also, you know, I guess it's probably naive and a little Pollyanna to think that you're ever going to get a straight answer out of any politician.

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You just show up in your jean jacket and you sign your, you take your fat flat rate. You get paid to be there. Yeah. And you sign eight by tens of your character that you didn't have to print off. Yeah. In your jean jacket. Oh, You said at a Marvel movie. Oh, I'm sorry. I meant Comic-Con. I know what you mean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not saying. Yeah. Elvira doesn't show up as Elvira.

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And they get to just sign the lovely things and go home. They don't have a booth. No, baby. They don't do have a security. No, they just do a signing. I think that drag con, some of us should do it more and we should embrace the freedom of just showing up for an hour, maybe out of drag, just sign it and leave.

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I, you know, I would, I would do that. I would consider that if this is going to sound maybe smarmy, but like, I'll just say it.

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DragCon UK gives the girls a rate sometimes, whereas DragCon US snatches a rate from you. So sometimes you get paid to show up at these cons, different cons. That's what I mean. I think at certain sci-fi cons, they book them like a flat rate to appear. Yes, of course. Because you're drawing the people in. And then you don't really bring merch because you're like, well, it's easy.

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You don't have to. The pressure's off. But yeah, I would show up. If someone gave me a little chunk of change, I would show up in a nice little outfit, have you put a little boy makeup on me and then sign some photographs. Right. Also, like if you're at a Comic-Con, let's say you were a voice actor from a cartoon. You're not going to show up as Marge Simpson.

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You get to just show up in a t-shirt for, you know, for the Simpsons. If you're from, wear your Simpson t-shirt, kiss the babies. DragCon is hard because God, it's so early. The drag, the long day in drag, having to set up a booth, the lighting, the access to a bathroom.

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I think that sometimes they should replace them with red and green, like, yes, no, a button. No talking, just hit a button. Multiple choice. Right. Because like, oh, do you believe that, you know, do you believe in- Cunty, SAT style debate. Well, celebrities do this too, which I don't like because they'll be like, oh, do you believe that same-sex marriage should be legal?

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The lack of eagerness, the no smoking. Maybe I told you there was nine 11. There was world war two and there was the Javits center.

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A girl, the Javits center.

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When they, when the second tower, second plane hit the tower, mama, when that person told me there was no smoking at the Javits center, I was like nine 11.

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This is nine 11. This is my Amelia Perez. It was, it was, you should have seen my, my face went gray and my eyes crossed and I almost left. Remember that year you almost did a hospital bed? I think that was that year. Did you do a hospital bed? No, because then I'd feel trapped. What's on wheels? Somebody can just get you out of there.

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Yeah. They could roll me down to smoke. But when I seriously, it's like, imagine you were like out of the hospital and you broke, you broke both your legs and you needed this, um, a fluid trends. I don't know.

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You just needed something that was going to keep you alive. Trans fluid. What did you just say? My gender is trans fluid. What did you just say? I can't come up with a proper like analogy. Girl, how do the people in the medical shows understand? you play a doctor on a medical show and you as an actor have to memorize, well, they have type or tachycardia skin upgrade.

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Like, or what about like, I walk in and be like, I'd look right at the camera and go, she's sick. I'm like, girl, you're going to die. Like that's all I could get together. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I'm so sorry. She did. Girl. So she was not doing good and then she did worse. And now she's, now she's better because she's in heaven. Her skin, a mess. Her, her booty is nasty. She shit the bed.

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I got to go. Oh gosh. I couldn't do, I mean, I don't know how real doctors do it. And I certainly don't know how actors playing doctors and nurses. It must be so boring to do all that jargon. Well, then they're also acting. They're not just saying the words, right? It's heightened. They're speeding. They're crying. Yes. Stat. Oh,

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You know, do you think when real doctors watch those shows, they're like, that would never happen. Yes, they do. Cause I watched a lot of that shit with nurses and I'm like, ain't nobody putting a needle there. Yeah. Like that's not happening. We don't put a dry needle in the neck. Right.

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Something else I really love is, I don't know why this is all coming back to me, but I love in movies where somebody has to go undercover at a strip club or a bar, they always have that little wig on. The little blue bob. The little pink bob. Oh, as a stripper. Yes.

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Natalie Portman in Closer.

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Yeah.

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She used to come around here, but haven't seen her in a while. She owes me 20 bucks.

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Last I heard, she was dead in a dumpster wearing an orange wig for $27.99 from Dorothy's Boutique.

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Or there's that moment where they're denying that they know anything, and then they're like, look, I don't want to end up like Becky. Yeah. It's so, it's so trite. It's so. Get a grip, get something new. But girl, let me tell you at these hotels, there's about at any given time on hotel cable, there's about a dozen channels playing Law and Order. You know, I've never seen a full episode.

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It's good. It's great. Yes. It's great to turn on. Is it all about RIP? It's special victims. So it's like sex crime. It's, well, it's mostly sex crime. Okay. But then there's normal SVU. There's SVU, Elite Continental. There's like,

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And they say something like, I believe everyone should be able to love who they want to love. Yeah. Yeah. That wasn't the question. That's not a fucking answer. I hate it so much. Yeah. It's like, do you, do you, do you, is it true or false? Do you go to France every summer? Well, I love Maine. Right. What? Do you believe that, um, are you a vegetarian?

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We don't NCIS.

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Well, that stands for... It means never can imagine something. I don't know what it is. I think it's Navy. Is it Navy? All these procedurals. Enough with the cops. Can we please mythologize some other profession for Christ's sake? I don't know what you mean. It's Naval. So it's always belly button related. It's very focused on the midsection. Very focused on the midsection.

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No, I mean like enough with the cops shows. Like, can we get into like... I want to do an episode of this where we wear those little blue and pink party pages. No, I want you to be the hooker and I want to be the detective.

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I'm going to be the detective that drinks a lot, has no friends, stays up all night with one teeny light overlooking the case, stays late at the office, no lighting.

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I don't know why, but Kelly Mantle's, whose pod you should all listen to, Kelly Mantle, her acting reel came up on YouTube recommended yesterday. The Eagle Heart? Yeah, I thought I'm going to watch it again because it's fun. That Eagle Heart clip gets me to tears. Oh, but after you get through Eagle heart, like I think three of the five clips are her in an alley talking about like a dead hooker.

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Yes. So it's her in an alley being like, I don't know what happened. We haven't seen starlight in two weeks. Yeah. Last I heard she was chasing the dragon with sunshine. Right. And then it's like, but you know, before you go, do you want to take a ride sugar? It's like, you know, she ends with the proposition fears. Good for her. Yeah. Well, what is it?

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I guess, you know, not to comment on Kelly's aesthetic and her looks, but I love that she walks into a casting and they go, prostitute. Love it. Get you right over here.

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Dead or alive. We'll figure it out later.

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She can play dead or alive. Perfect. Damn. Well, we got to go. Yeah. Listen, check out Amelia Perez on Netflix. Check out Amelia Perez on Netflix. Goodbye. Bye.

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Well, um, I think that all types of food tastes good. Like I can't fucking take it. I can't. Multiple choice. Yes or no. I think we should boil it down, dumb it down. But I think if you're a celebrity, let's say you're Beyonce and people are asking you political questions. It's not your job to answer every question. So you can word salad. Yeah.

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Cause you're not trying to be the president or whatever. I would say slay on say, right, right. Say, do you believe in ghosts? But if you're a political figure where you got to get into the truth, you got to get into your opinion. You have to have a stance in all these positions where the pay is so low that the only people who will do it are people who come from generational wealth.

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Like it's, it's so whack. I live in a fear. I think, I think it's, it's horrible. It's horrible. Yeah. The only person I like when they do that is RuPaul. Because that's ambrosia salad. I love, I love, I love when RuPaul's like, well, you know what, honey, you better get out there and make them laugh because you know what? This is your moment, David. I love that.

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And also she's like, here's how to change a tire.

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The parallel parking video.

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Mary, all her car videos, you cannot come for them. Instructional. She breaks it down. A, B, C, D, and E, you know what to do. I love RuPaul so fucking much.

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I love vehicular Paul. Girl, do you know how bad I want at the DMV? You know how bad I wanted somebody in a curly wig to turn on and be ruined? Just a wig. Cause I love it. RuPaul just puts a wig on. RuPaul's little characters on reels, which TikTok's going away. Oh yeah. Let's talk about TikTok. Let's talk about it. Erotic that it's TikTok when you're in the final hours on the clock. Boop.

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TikTok, Clary's TikTok. TikTok. Little Catherine's in that well. TikTok. TikTok. Are we going to get on the red note? Okay. Are we invasive species? I'm on blue sky and red fin. What else do you want me to do? What's red fin? It's like Zillow. It's something else. If you'd like to see our short form video content that used to be TikToks, you got to follow us on Zillow. Okay.

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We're going to be posting every six months. I put a thing up. You can't see it, but it's for me. Anyways, we're going to be showing hard nipples selling sunset style on the Zillow. What is if I was a Zillow account, my realtor, my realtor billboard would be. Me like this in stacked crystal clear shoes with my long square acrylic nails with my pussy lips spread out. Pussy lips spread out.

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And it would say, are you looking to refinance? Like, you know, are you trying to refinance? And you would be driving on the 101 and you would say, what? And then you get rear-ended and then you look up and the other billboard says, accidente? Accidente? Una lamada es todo. No. Una la mata es todo, baby. There's this guy. Why is TikTok going away? Oh, your hands are so freezing.

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Well, I think the issue is that before we really knew the depth and breadth of the agreement of TikTok, I think now politicians who are coming into power believe that we were giving away too much information about ourselves. They're stealing our digital panties. They're not stealing it. I think we are giving it away, which was fine. But now people coming in are saying, I don't know if I like that.

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Hmm. Mama, all our information's everywhere, everywhere, everywhere, all of the time. That Michelle Yeoh movie. But also since now, none of it's apparently ever going to be fact-checked ever again. It's sort of like, who cares? Somebody told me that if I was really woke.org, I would have to jump ship on all the meta. So if there's no TikTok, and I'm also not on Instagram...

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And I don't even remember my Facebook login. Redfin. I go up to... Once a week, I'll go on Blue Sky and... Okay, you tweet on Twitter. What do you do on Blue Sky? Chirp. I squirt. I squirt. I squirt like a chirp. I squirt like a chirp. I go on Blue Sky and I squirt and I'll squirt like... What's going on here?

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Yeah. Who's here?

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Who's here? What's going on? Yeah. It's sort of like walking into a dark room at a sex party. I'm like, like, I don't know who's anywhere. Who's head game fire. Who's, who's around here. It's too much. Is your head game fire?

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head honcho do you know what this song head honcho is that about being a really good head okay is that a blowjob expert yes yes this is by an artist i like called kimberly petris although i think it's slut stuffs yes and it's a song about her saying she liked to suck big dick every day every day all the time yeah every every dick everywhere all the time at once right michelle yo i i did i tell you i watched that movie did you what did you think do we already talk about that

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What did you think about it? Loved it. Yeah, okay, good. Loved it. Loved it. A lot of hard laughs. Had no idea what was going to happen. The donut, the bagel. The costumes. Yeah. The makeup. Amazing. People got their Oscar panties twisted up about Jamie Lee Curtis. Jamie Lee Curtis on the gurney trying to get a SAG or an Oscar nom for her supporting role in The Last Showgirl.

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People are really not feeling it for her. You know, I was going to go to the premiere last week and the fires canceled it. I was going to go in a Vegas style costume and try to say hi to Pamela. I love her. I'm afraid to watch that movie because I don't think I'm going to like it. Of course we're going to like it. We have to. Okay. Okay. We have to.

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Hi. This is the kind of beat that go ra-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. Sex is so good, I say. Blah, blah, blah. When I take my thong off, my ass goes boop. My ass goes boop. I love that shit. You know? And I'm wearing an American flag thong right now. And the thing is, it's fun. It's super fun and it's creative. Hey, Grocery Economy. It hurts nobody, helps everybody.

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Well, it's going to be better than Amelia Perez. T. Sweetie. If Amelia Perez can get the Golden Globe, I think this movie could make Pamela the president. Footage of my honeycomb walls drying from a new coat of paint will get better, is more entertaining than Amelia Perez. I love Jennifer. Jennifer. Jennifer? What the fuck's Jennifer? Pamela. Who's Jennifer? Who's Jennifer?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Brain death. Well, I love it. Girl, me on the red carpet at her premiere saying, love you, Jennifer. Everybody's Jennifer. That's like me with Cynthia. Couldn't have a great year. You'd be like, don't worry. Things will pick up for you. What happens when I see RuPaul next? How's it going, champ? Like, what the fuck am I going to say? She's like, I don't have a tire iron. See?

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Her parallel parking video was...

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Perfect. Replacing the tire was really good, but you have to have a jack in a tire.

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Right. And then what else did she do? I think it's really horny when people know how to change things in cars. Sweetie. It's really horny. Erect. Erect. Turgid. Two and a half inches. Pencil thin. Pushing three. Yeah.

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Squeezing up to three. Yeah. Exploding all the blood down there.

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Yeah. Girl, I had to do my injection this week, my Ascensia for my arthritis. Once a month, I got to do two real syringes. No, what do you mean by real syringes? So I used to do the stabber, the button, like an EpiPen. Happy Christmas. The new one comes in disposable syringes preloaded where you alcohol the skin and the belly. This is a diabetic needle, right? And you stab at a 45 degree angle.

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This is a diabetic needle, right? And so what if it is? Because you can't even feel that shit, mama. Uh... Honey, sweetie, Simsia is the consistency of like syrup. Can you, can you, can you pull it up on your phone? Cause I want to see what gauge it is. I really do. Cause my brief flirtation with HGH, um, what's it called?

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Okay.

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Disposing. You can't wait to Google it and invalidate my tea. Mama, your non-binary tea is coming back invalid. Thank you so much. Okay, okay. I can see it. I see it. Okay, I think I'm going to rescind my commentary. That's what I'm fucking saying, bitch. You love to mimish me.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sweetie, that ain't shit. What? That ain't shit, girl. Okay, it's a little more than shit. It's not quite as, a diabetic needle is like very small. It's a very thin gauge needle and it's teeny tiny. Yeah, fuck the diabetic.

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No, but like you do HGH, you pinch up a little bit of fat and you're supposed to do it like, I was told I was supposed to do it like five in the morning. So like you wake up, you set an alarm and then you're so tired, you stick yourself and go back to bed. I don't know if that was true, but that's what I did. But the point is, is I was able to do that because I felt like nothing.

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Like it was so just nothing.

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That's not me.

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No, that could, that can see this is a longer needle and probably a thicker gauge.

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Can I tell you what I do during the injection? I go. And where do you get the whole time?

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You know, what about gray ass corpse Biden's ceasefire speech moment? That was a mannequin doing AI. You know, he's not in the, without being ageist, he's not in the age group for my dream president. My dream president is about 35. Sweetie darling, we don't have to be ageist to say that. It's not ageist to say you don't want the Crypt Keeper as commander in chief. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaking of screaming, what did we watch last night, ho? Well, that's where... Bees on the dick. Bees on the dick. Well, we turned off Amelia Perez. We kind of got the clip. We finished Amelia Perez. And then I said, well, we're all sitting here in a group. One of the only films I own on iTunes is Jackass from 2022. So we turn it on. And it's Bees on the dick.

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It's... It was... It's scorpion biting the dick. It's a lot of dick. It was a lot of ball trauma. We had bloody balls. Yeah.

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We had a lot of rough housing. We had a lot of, a lot of like moments I had to look away and I had to bail once the pig semen came out.

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Oh yeah. So they get a bunch of pig semen and they're going to drink it.

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And that's when she, I had to just listen. I love the terrifier, but there's always the bridge to Terabithia.

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I can't do that one. It's a bridge too far for me. Did you watch that?

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It's so disgusting.

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The thought of drinking it, I honestly think you just have to do it. Like they were smelling it first. I'm like, that's worse.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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You say this is, this is whole milk from a dairy and you just, I can't even, I can't go. I can't.

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Yeah.

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It's disgusting. What did they say? This was Faye. This was gorgeous Faye. Do you swallow cum when you do sex?

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Mary, the last time I've had cum in my mouth, I couldn't tell you the last time I had jizz in my mouth. What? Yeah. I've never seen a penis before. No, I, I, I, I honestly, I, I have to be, I have to be so head over heels. What?

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And it was like, why can't they just widen them seats a little bit? I know it's like fat people can't enjoy. Oh, Mary. Well, every time I go to Elmira from now on, I'm going to bring a nail file, an emery board, and just shave down the sides a little bit. Do my part. Thank you. Well, you know what I'm going to do? Is I'm going to buy the whole row. Right. And I'm going to just...

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Well, when I used to work in Provincetown at the post office theater, which is kind of like Broadway when you think about it, when you really think about it. If you really take the time to think about it. When you kind of think about it, obviously. Wait, wait. The chairs were pews. Pews. And so during a normal show, I think we could fit 110. Bare week. And then during bare week, 11. Yeah.

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Boo. You're welcome. Flop movie that you put on the map. Yeah, Jonathan Demme flop. Nobody ever heard of her.

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It was called The Silence of the Lambs because critics would not talk about it. Yeah, she never won an Oscar, never could win an Oscar. Oops, she did win three Oscars. It bothers me when people say that's their favorite horror movie. I'm like, that's not a horror movie. It's a psychological thriller. Yeah, it's not a horror movie. Well, I'll stop you right there.

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Because there was a very graphic sequence in which two men were brutally murdered. One was flayed and splayed and displayed. His face ripped off. And then, you know what I mean? Eaten. There were horrific elements. Yeah, it just feels a little... It wasn't like basic instinct. That's not a horror movie. That's a psychological thriller. Yeah. But it's not a psychological horror movie.

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Like, smile was almost a psychological horror. Smile's horror, I think, right? But like, is she crazy? Is she having hallucinations? It's sort of that. It's the feeling of everyone around you saying you're crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is psychological. It's my life. It's your life. Did you like smile too? I love smile too.

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Girl, that was the best depiction of a famous person in a movie I've ever seen. A hundred percent in the music was believable. The choreo that like everything about it was, it wasn't corny. The outfits. It was really hard. She seemed like a real, the isolation of being a famous person and being stalked by the smile monster. It was very believable. Naomi Scott tore that shit up.

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She was absolutely incredible. She was wonderful. She did a great... Small. She's small. I'm going to have to do a version of Smile, but instead they're doing this. In the studio, the new comedy with Seth Rogen about Hollywood, they do a ripoff called Wink. wink yeah like smile like love but they have the same oh I just spit on you um have you watched that show no it's good you might like it

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Maybe I will. I'm watching the rehearsal right now. Mary, the season two is out. I heard it's even crazier than the, it's crazier. I can't wait. It has to do with airplanes going down. Oh my God. I'm hard already. He's, he says that he's done a lot of research on why planes go down and most of the crashes have to do with pilot and co-pilot communication and miscommunication. Yeah.

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So he's trying to solve the problem of why don't these pilots communicate as the plane is going down? One of them goes, you need to pull up. We're going to crash. And the other one goes, no, we're not. And then they just crash. Well, you have a man and woman, Mars and Venus. Well, they're saying that the... There's... I don't know. There's the pilot that's in charge, the chief, the leader.

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Captain.

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Captain, sure. And then there's the assistant. Stewardess. No, like the other pilot. Co-pilot. The other pilot is supposed to have the power to go, no, this isn't a safe landing. I'm denying you the privileges. And they're supposed to be... They have veto power. But... if they use that, they're saying that pilots say things like, you're never going to work in the city again.

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You embarrassed me by calling my landing into question. And then planes fucking crash. And they have recordings of them being like, I don't think we should land. And then one of them was like, shut up, but you'll never work in flying again. And then it's all recorded. Yes. They have real recordings. He has the transcripts and hires actors to act them out. It's so crazy. No way to watch this.

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Nathan Fielder. Love him. Boundless. Fearless. With all the gall in the world. Yeah. There is a shortage of gumption because he is stocked up. She is so fierce. Yeah, it's so fierce. I love that Grant's MP. So we went to Cabaret. Yeah. It was like a preview night, friends of... No, no, no. They had been doing it for a week. It was a gala. Why were we invited? It was a gala. It was a celebration.

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But obviously, it seemed like it was... They had been doing it for a little while because you don't want to have the gala on the first night. But me and you and Brittany and John Waters, it felt like that was the night for the dolls. Yeah, it was. It was a gala. It was like a party. I guess I thought it was some kind of press night or something. Because why were we all invited that night?

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Because they do that, like a gala.

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I didn't really understand how that works. It's like, come on, famous people. Right. I mean, do you realize that every single megawatt A-list has seen O'Mary? Yeah. Steven Spielberg, Sally Field. Callista. Oh, my God. Callista. So backstage, we got to go canoodle backstage, and this lovely, just petite woman introduced herself. I said, hi, I'm Brian. She said, hi, I'm Callista.

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And I turned around, and I was like, turned back, like, and smiled. I know. I was Ally McBeal. No, you went, that's Calista Flockhart. I went, yeah, she said that. Like you, you took a whole 60 seconds to accept it. She said Calista. She didn't say Calista. Hi, I'm Calista Flockhart, former star of Ally McBeal. They told me she was in your back there. I thought they told you too.

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No, they don't tell me nothing. You were like, that's Calista. I was like, and I was like, yeah, she said that. She was so sweet. She was. She's so quiet. She was. She really was. Most did we get to meet? I sent the girls a care package of Trixie Cosmetics. I was like, you guys really put the blush on in this show. Yeah. Let's hook the girls up. Yeah. You dogs could use some paint. Yeah.

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Did you really? And this stunning woman, Bianca, who plays her, I forget the character's name. I don't remember either. Is it her teacher, her nurse? It's like the woman trying to teach her to embroider. Yeah. Her lady in waiting or something. She was so fucking funny. Everybody was, ugh. Oh, sorry. We were at Chicago. It was me, you... Where was I? New York. Oh, I was in New York at Cabaret.

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No one's in Chicago. Somebody was. We just don't know about that. I just travel a lot. I'm everywhere. So we're there and it was a wonderful program. Orville was... I mean, obviously I know he can sing. And obviously I know he has a background in musical theater. I had no idea. It was balls to the wall. It was amazing. Yeah, it was cool. Scary, sad. That musical is sad.

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The girl's just crying listening to this.

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I know it was, it's always great to see like, cause I'm a huge fan of the movie. 89 minutes. Cunt. Um, and anything Bob Fosse makes obviously, but like, The production we saw in London was so bizarrely paced. It was good. I mean, everybody is super talented. It was the odyssey. It was two hours before intermission. They would take an intermission, come back, and have 10 minutes.

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It was something crazy like that. It was longer. You and I went to the New York one. I was warning people. I went with being like, it's long. Just so you know, it's long. I was looking for the exits. I was strategizing. Because you're kind of involved a little bit. You're very there. Yeah. John Waters was there, which is very exciting. John Waters. Chapel.

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Chapel Roan, who introduced herself to me. I thought she was a fan of Chapel Roan. Right. I thought she was literally like a drag queen Chapel Roan girl. So funny. Marsha's in the production. Marsha times three? Doing face kicks and jumps and splits. Oh, honey, let's talk about the physical prowess of the fucking ensemble. And the makeup. Hot bodies doing erotic shit. Great.

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Orville showed his whole butt. It's a really sexy show. Also, I realized, you and I know what Orville looks like, obviously. It was probably really exciting for people to see his face. I mean, come on. His mask is like two inches. I know, at this point it's a Listerine strip on his forehead. It's like Clark Kent with the glasses at this point.

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Fucking obsessed. Sylvia Brown said, well, you were a witch who was hung. Very familiar with Miss Brown because I had worked in a bookstore. that grift, that blonde grifter really got the gal together. That is so funny. And with such conviction and certainty, like authority. Like it's, oh, well, you're double parked.

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But it's like that, do you remember that part of Batman when the Joker's the nurse and Harvey Dent's in the hospital and she takes the face mask down and then he freaks out because he couldn't tell that it was the Joker? That is hysterical. Isn't that funny? It is funny. I didn't laugh as hard as you did, but it is funny. Heath Ledger. She ate. Mama, R.I.P. She really ate. She did.

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Those Olsen twins, they'll pay. Just kidding. They're not responsible. Cabaret was amazing. O'Mary was amazing. O'Mary was the best thing. If you have any resources or ability to go to New York and Broadway and see O'Mary, I would skip every other thing, including immediate family funerals, anything. O'Mary was the best thing I ever saw. And I've seen a lot. It was an embarrassment of talent.

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Yeah. And you've got to remember that Cole's starring in it and wrote it.

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And you're like, what? Yeah. And they had started off Broadway. Andrew Yang designed the prototype for the dress. Wow. Isn't that kind of... That makes sense. Yeah. It kind of looks like an Andrew dress. Yeah. He, uh, Andrew made the whole, he made the thing that, uh, I think Cole wore it in the off Broadway.

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And then of course, like the union customers like made the version that they were, but yeah, that's, it was cool. Yeah. I love every, Cole's been in the studio a few times and every time I love that person so much. Did you know that after Abe Lincoln died, um, Mary Todd went less. She hired a bunch of psychics trying to communicate with him. She was wacky.

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In Lexington, Kentucky, there's a Mary Todd Lincoln house that you can go visit, like a museum. I saw on a program that Cole said that they did basically no research. None. That's like me writing a history paper or something. And guess what? Steven Spielberg and Sally Field show up. The director and star of Lincoln. Isn't that amazing? The truth doesn't matter. No, no, no. Not at all.

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I say forget rather than learn. I went to the Com Day Garcon. Com? Uh-huh. Com Day? It's Com Day, Garcon. It's Com Day. But you know what's funny? They were talking about counterfeit merchandise in the store and I said, oh, so it's like, come, come de garcon. Right? Isn't that funny? Counterfeit merch, is it? There's a lot of counterfeit, like fake Versace.

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So it would be like, come, come de garcon. Oh, I see. French, you joke. Do you went to a program? No, I went to their spaceship store and demonstrated one of my most admirable behaviors, which is Facing financial ruin, buying things that I can't afford. Did you buy stuff? I did. So how did you face this?

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Well, I said, oh, you know, my house is crumbling and I'm going to have to empty my savings to pay for all this stuff. Why don't I buy like a really expensive jacket, shoes and a wallet? So we're applauding you for doing this? No, I think we should punish me. I was going to say, you faced your fear of what? Defaulting financially?

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Yeah, it's like, oh, you're like, I'm six, three, I'm six, seven, and I get self-conscious about being so tall. Oh, well, that's because you were... You were a giraffe. Yeah, exactly. And you were killed by a rhinoceros. It was like, it's so crazy. And she made... Well, she obviously inspired your wigs. I feel like three of your wigs look like Sylvia Brown wigs. Raffaella Cara inspired my wigs.

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No, I just indulged myself in a horrible behavior and I want you to spank my bum. Oh. Do you ever do that? I can't believe after everything we know about you that you lost control and made a bad decision. But can I update you on the state of my flophouse? I wish you would. What's going on with your flop house? The sun's coming out tomorrow, Annie. In what way? Little girls, little girls.

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What about a production of Annie where it's Annie Wilkes? Love that. The cock-a-doodie sun will come out tomorrow. Oh, my God. A hobbling dance number? Oh, my God. I love it when he fucking...

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Takes the charge script and fucking, oh, I love that. That last fight is so cunt. It's cunt. It's cunt. So I made it. So I'm not an interior designer, right? And I realized that in this process of trying to choose materials to like, cause they gutted the house. Like they gutted many rooms. This is so fascinating. I know everybody's falling asleep.

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But I have to choose, like, what kind of floor, what kind of dud in the bathroom. And I realized very quickly that interior design is a job for a reason. Because it's quite difficult. It's hard. So many options. So many options. I've looked at every tile. I've looked at every wallpaper. But I made a decision. They bought these tiles. And at the last moment, I was like, wait. No. Kal-El, no.

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That's dumb. Yeah. And I said, I changed it. And thank God, because it came out great. Thank God. Really? The people at home have been following this saga? They have been writing it. The letters that I get every day. And then also the bathroom's going to be cunty. It's coming along. The cunt is visible. It's just nice to see you dumping money into a property that you own.

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Think of all the things you wanted to do to your rental, remember? Girl, do you know the quote I got for painting one of the apartments I had from this Did you say white man? I did. We're whispering white man? Well, it's no mystery that most of- I think the white men could take a kick. Okay.

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Well, it's like, it was crazy that like this, I don't know, this white dude, he was like, I mean, is it indelicate to say that most of the construction happening in Los Angeles is done by Hispanic folk? I don't know. It could be indelicate. But this fucking white man, this cracker-

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quoted me like seven thousand dollars for this like relatively simple paint shop and i'm like why because you are white it was la it's a pedicure here it was crazy you know i'm gonna paint myself i'm gonna hire some friends or don't do that no no no i can't paint a bathroom wall just get someone okay i'll get the you're not as good at painting as you think you are mama let someone do it that really hurt

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You can't be everything. You can barely put makeup on, bitch. You're going to do bathrooms? Get out of your fucking mind? I think I need a moment. Let's take a break. I feel like a good interior designer will do something that I appreciate, which is, hey, I know what you want. Here's the expensive version. Here's the medium and the cheap version.

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Here's the version of it that can get here quickest. Here's the version that takes the longest. You're really just helping you make those decisions. Because the choice is just the first hurdle. Then the, is it in stock? And then is it, how much is it? That's what I was faced with because there's so many options. Mary, I had this marble in mind that was going to cost eight grand for one room.

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The Ninja Turtle? The Ninja Turtle? Pull up Raffaella Cara, please. C-A-R-R-A. Sylvia Brown. Seance Knowles. I saw Beyonce last night. Okay, Beyonce. What's your favorite kind of cheese? What's your favorite kind of cheese? Beyonce was awesome. Tell me about it. The logline is the feelings she communicated to me in the show. What was it? Well, girl, that's you.

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I said, no, ma'am. I changed something to $900. The kitchen? No, the bedroom. You were going to get marble on the walls? No, on the floor. Marble floor? Are you a supervillain? I want to be one. Mr. Bigglesworth? Yeah, Mr. Jigglesworth. In the main bath. The main bath has tons of tiles. It was going to do marble. Because it looks so beautiful. I was like, marble. $20 a tile or $1 a tile.

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You're going to have to do the rest of the house. You can't have, like, two cunty rooms because of black mold. Of course I am. You're going to have to go off on the rest of it now. I know. I know. And I have that. I am emotionally prepared for this. It's like, oh, we're going to have sex, but I'm only going to twist the nipples. Yeah, yeah.

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But do you realize, so I'm striking a balance between what I want and like and what would be acceptable for the average human being. That downstairs powder room, baby, it's going to be acceptable only to me. I'm going full ham hock crazy. Can I say, I know it's unpopular, but all my properties that I own look fucking crazy.

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I was thinking of selling my house after David and I separated, and I was like, No one's going to want this crazy fucking house. And thank God. Because it's yours. Do we live for the person who's going to live there after us? No. Fuck up your house. Fuck them. You think you're going to find a white toilet in my house, baby? No. Think again. Black. Oh, that's another thing I want to just mention.

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So as I was driving to the studio today, you better believe I was pumping it up to the masters of my little soon-to-be-released EP or whatever. How soon? How long do they have to wait? I don't know. I'm not really sure. Can we hear a preview? Is that legal? I wish. I really want to do it. I mean, it's so kind. You're an independent artist. Who's going to yell at you? Oh, it's my song.

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I always am like, what if someone's mad at me? Like, who's going to be mad at me? I know. Sometimes on the YouTube channel, I'll be like, we have a product coming out. I'm scared. I'm scared to mention it. Who's going to yell at me? Well, I am afraid somebody who's in marketing from the team is going to be like, so we just do whatever.

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okay which one do i want okay i think people have heard black diarrhea so i'm gonna so i did a cover of the electric hellfire club song called slaughter of elysium from the album kiss the goat very satanic yeah yeah huge it's a big it's right up there with like hey mickey i think it was like a number one for like several years i heard it in a pacemaker commercial yeah um it's satanic very dark um but their version is very muddy the production value is kind of wacky so let's see

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Is that you? Is that you? That's actually really slay. Yeah, we did tons of, I mean, it's a lot of vocal tracks. Were you in there screaming? So me, that was me and Ash. There's this, the crescendo is, throw the fucking Christians to the lions. And then Ash does this scream that goes, this scream that is so, it's like a Haley's Comet. It's so cunt. Wait, I'm going to play it.

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I'm going to play it. That is so great. Oh, by the way, Ash Gordon, one of the co-writers of Drag the Musical, the most nominated off-Broadway musical of the year. Congrats to Drag the Musical. And Alaska, the producer. Can I play it?

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wow I don't have a lot of experience in that type of music that was all her she almost ruined her voice that day she pumped it up she's crazy she'll go for it I think if they're still alive the creators of the band would appreciate it I really do. I really do. I feel like they would like it. I've done some covers and you don't do it because you hope it'll get back to the person.

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You're so make believe you fucking have that way. That's Raffaella Cara. Do you mean Sylvia Brown? No, is that Sylvia Brown? In another life, Sylvia Brown was Raffaella Cara. No, in the same life. In the same life. Just in Italy. Okay, so how was Beyonce? It communicated. Can I say, the short of it is, it's the only thing that's made me proud to be American in a long time. Really?

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But you always wonder. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I also have a cover of the most famous Russian song ever recorded. You think they're going to love that? No, baby. I'll probably get nuked. Beyonce, they're going to be like, there's an artist covering you? It's Katya? Yeah. I guess she's doing crazy in love. I mean, it's like, it's like literally worse than that.

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Imagine Madonna plus Cher plus Barbra Streisand. That's a la Pugacheva. She's like by far the most like. And you're her, you're her protege. I am the worst.

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the worst person I don't think anybody's ever dared to cover that song because Putin would be like is it like it's all coming back to me now like a mega singing song it's a torch song it's a torch ballad yeah no no no it's cunt it's like super dark and like it's like we did it's the It's alien microphone with diarrhea in it. I would say that your music sounds like torch music.

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Sounds like someone's on fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Slaughter. I watched a lot of those. Throw the Christians to the... Yeah. Crucifixes overturned. Synagogues and churches burned. A new religion based on ultraviolence. We will build a new tradition and throw the fucking Christians to the lions. Mary, you are begging to end up on Fox News. I can't wait. I'm hoping. I need free press.

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Laura Ingraham is coming for that ass. Yeah, and Tommy Lauren's going to be like, Candace Owen's going to, she's got my back though. I feel, you know, I'm obsessed with the news and I feel like it's my responsibility to keep you abreast. Okay, what's going on? Obviously all these tariffs are happening. Okay.

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I don't know if you're aware that Donald Trump gave this comment that like, instead of 30 dolls, maybe kids get two dolls this year. And I think that we're the dolls that he's talking about. Are these the dolls we're protecting? It's like because the cost of plastic and stuff being made overseas.

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Yeah.

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How hard do you hit your kids that you got to buy them 30 toys? 30 dolls for Christmas? 30 dolls for Christmas? Nobody wants that. Fuck out of here. Class sizes are already too big. Yeah. Now I got so many dolls to play with. Girl. I just can't. When I hear, when I think of Christmas and Trumps, I just think of Melania. This Christmas. Fuck this Christmas. I fuck Christmas.

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So kids today won't get their Bentley. So you don't get 25 cars for your quinceanera. It makes me think of... Do you remember at my Super Sweet 16, that program on TV?

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Where kids would get like, they wouldn't get the most current car. They wouldn't get the Lamborghini like. And they would cry on TV. Yeah, they're like, a Ferrari? Everybody else has a Lamborghini. Right. Crazy. God. The ultra wealthy. What are they up to? Oh, my God. I was binging videos about the Burj Khalifa, the building in Dubai, the tallest one in the world, about how they built it.

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And then this rich couple who bought one of the first apartments on the 100th floor. It's so weird. Those rich people are so weird. They had all this art. I don't know. It's like, I don't know about... I just don't know. And also, we're all different. We all have different experiences, right? And I have learned as I got older that there's a lot of trauma in poverty.

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And I don't think growing up poor is virtuous. I don't think it makes you a better person. There's no virtue in poverty. Because there's really rich people who are nice, and there's poor people who are fucking assholes. There's no treasure in heaven for growing up rich or growing up poor.

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It just was like... I know this wasn't the primary messaging, but the fun part of the messaging, which is like, I'm beautiful. I'm talented. I'm confident. I'm a mother. I'm an artist. I'm the best thing about America. And I am a black woman. A mare I can. And she's clips of her from younger. It's like, I'm the American dream. Which is true. I'm empathetic. I'm proud of where I'm from.

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If you've never been calling Dry Clips to say, can I just do a tip spot? If you've never looked for a coupon. Right. If you've never swept your apartment for loose change, then maybe let the people who have tell you what that's like.

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it's okay that you weren't also poor I'm happy for you why don't you let the woman who can't afford to feed her children tell you what that's like because she knows and you don't you ugly bitch why don't you let the black person tell you what it's like to be black in America you don't know You know?

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I mean, I grew up black. I just always think if the advantages of America is that we're all different and we learn from each other, but we refuse to believe each other about what it's like to be in that situation, then we are reaping none of the benefits of a so-called melting pot. Because it's like, What's it like? La, la, la, la, la. It's like, you don't know. I can't hear you. I'm vacuuming.

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We are in the era of let them eat cake. Yeah. Oh, that's the thing I don't like about it. So you can't have 30 dolls. Yeah. So I don't give you a Bentley on Labor Day. And if we can't give people 30 dolls, then we're not protecting the dolls. Thank you. It's circular. Also, protect the bricks. Protect the bricks, mama. It ain't just about the fierce, beautiful girls. All girls are valid. Right.

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Okay. Different experiences too. If this is what's happening with bathrooms, now you could go into a, I don't know. I mean, I think of like passing straight men or I think of passing trans men. They're all rapers. How odd is a cis woman going to feel when some guy walks in and you're like, hello? You know what I mean? We've talked about the bathroom thing before.

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My issue with bathroom has nothing to do with gender. It has to do with blowing ass with the fucking door open. It has to do with disgusting filth. It has to do with the wretched rottenness of the human body and its excretion process. These straight men? These straight men? Blowing ass and...

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groaning groaning oh with last week's New York Times folded out like they're they have set up shop there's a little space heater there's a TV that's like they're ice fishing Mary and it's like I'm in the next stall which I've waited patiently for so pee shy sitting to pee no so pee shy trying to blast music on my headphones and I'm so uncomfortable because I just need privacy I don't want anybody around me when I'm peeing it's like ugh it's deep and dark it's hard literally it's wild I know this is I know we have to go but I have one more thing to do

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Before you do that, I need to just say one thing. I have never beaten anybody up. And I'm pretty sure. Thank you for saying that. No, I'm pretty sure. In fact, I'm quite sure that I will never if I will never beat the shit out of someone. Okay. And I probably won't, if I'm in my right mind, never scream at someone's face or push them off a cliff or shoot them with a gun or be violent.

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Violence is not a part of my. Me neither. So why can't that be everybody's tea? Why can't that be everybody's tea? Can I tell you, I watch a lot of Twitter videos that are unbelievable. I follow truly Twitter accounts that your aunt follows to watch videos on the toilet. Sure, sure. It's like fights and car crashes. I don't know what's wrong with me. You're human. People go to violence quickly.

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Yeah, especially in the car. Did you see the woman sprayed shit over the hood? That's not violent. Oh, that's just that.

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I'm proud to be black. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to have gay people in my orbit. And without being too finger waggy, like I actually think a conservative could go watch it and have a good experience and not feel like we're... They would do that thing where they're like... I don't think they would.

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That's funky. That's eccentricity. What do you think about the people who like poop being like, oh, do you want to paint my dick? I think that that's a kink. Right. But that's not violence. That's not violence either. That's what I'm saying. No, that's a kink. But inflicting pain on purpose with malicious intent, mama, that is so tired and corny, we got to leave it behind.

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But if you're willing to squat on a car and shit, imagine the grip. Imagine the drip. Imagine the drip. So you and I are friends of the LA LGBT Center. Yes, we are in donors. I've given a dollar or two. And I follow them on Instagram and they keep me abreast. And this is more for the LA County, but I think of the universe as thinking of LA as like 100% homosexual. Which they are.

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And this is what's been happening in LA. It's breaking. LA County gutting HIV prevention funding ahead of federal decisions. Los Angeles County's decision to eliminate HIV prevention services now is a direct threat to public health. It will fuel a surge of new HIV transmissions, deepen existing health disparities, and saddle the county with far greater long-term costs.

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Thank God, because I wanted to go back to the 80s so bad, not just with fashion, but with AIDS. It's so sad. It makes me think of these youngest gay people who will have less education, whatever. You're basically... creating, you're deciding that it's okay to allow the petri dish of Los Angeles, to proliferate more cases of HIV. And obviously, it's not a death sentence anymore.

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But I don't think anybody would check a box saying, I would love to have to deal with extra doctor trips. But the LGBT Center does a lot. I love them. I have known people who do not have a house, and the LGBT Center hooks them up with housing. That's like a life-changing process. That's like a life-changing service. That's life or death. I, we both love them. So flop.

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This country is, is so flop in so many ways. Well, because LA is so wrought with homelessness and queer people are so much more likely to be homeless. LA LGBT center does a lot of work for just homeless people. Yes. Yes. You can, if you're unhoused and you want to find housing, the LGBT center can help you. They can help you. And they can help you with so many things. Transitions.

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If you feel threatened at work about like, maybe you're being fired, you don't know what to do because you probably, you know, it's a lot easier to fire people for being gay than it was. They'll cut your bangs. Don't do it yourself. Well, I think in a side ponytail is a must. A must. Yeah. You have to have that first before you go in the door.

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The LA LGBT center is doing free veneers, but the only Asia O'Hara kind. So they have to be dazzling. Dazzling side ponytail. Yes. You need showgirl teeth. You need a side ponytail. And East Hollywood lesbians are volunteering to pierce your septum. Yes. And you have to be able to recite three RuPaul Instagram TikToks verbatim. Verbatim. Yeah. Which one of you bitches is my mother?

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Cause I, she comes out singing about America and I think they're like, yeah, America's the question. Like, I think they could still get that out of it. How many times did she do the star, star spangled banner? She's saying part of it once. Are you kidding me? Dead serious. Pledge of Allegiance? Well, she wouldn't stop saying that.

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I love LA LGBT Center. They are horny.

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I believe it's the greatest, it's the biggest non-profit, LGBT non-profit in the world. I did a little thing for them. That's where I got to talk to Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah.

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Love it. You did talk to Gwyneth. Yeah. Through Philip Picardy, who I believe moved to New York. I don't know. He was heavily involved. Yeah. I got, she said, you look so chic. I'll never forget. She said that to you? She said that to my face. Cause I did look very chic at the time. No, she said, are you Sikh? That's what she said. Are you a sheik? Right. Are you a sheik?

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No, she thought it was one of the Saudi royal family members. Did you soil your sheiks? Oh. Well, it's time to go. And visit Bob? Oh. We're going to go visit Bob the drag queen. We're going to visit Bob. She's having no visitors. She's in one of her moods again. Well, she's healing up from just another little nip and...

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By the way, the way Bob and Monet talk to each other on Twitter, I don't want us to ever be like that. They go so hard on each other, I'll start crying. Oh, I don't like that. Please don't. Bob tweeted a picture of Monet as like, she don't know the worst of this song and look at her big hands. No, please.

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Bob and Monet, please don't ever come to me. I don't care if it's corny. We got to be a little Suzy Sunshine on Twitter. I would never retweet a picture of you and be like, and look at the Adam's apple, you pig. That's them. Please don't. I will never. My heart can't take it. I will FaceTap you old, but in a positive light. But in a positive light.

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Bob, I love following you on Twitter because you're so fucking funny. And we did say our congrats to New York Times bestselling novelist. Baby, Harriet Tubman, live in concert. So Monet is doing both. The number? So the audience is rapping like the, you know, Dietrich. Yeah.

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Bob, Bob says, do you see how she gaslights the audience into believing they're the ones who don't know the lyrics when it is in fact her, even though she had the lyrics written on a piece of paper in her giant hands. I don't want to be Baba Monet. They, they, they fight so much. I don't like that. In a fun way, but I still can't take that.

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I don't like rough housing like verbally or physically. We're not doing that. Thank you. Okay. All right. Goodbye, everybody. Bye.

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Bye.

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Oh, by the way, when she's saying the Star Spangled Banner, I went like this. And I have not felt the need to do that in probably fucking 10 years. I did this first. I was like, oh, no, no. Right? And the person next to me, I go... And I like made people around me, but they're taking their hats off. But I went wearing this, a camouflage hat and big dad glasses.

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Because even if you pay for everything, somebody will complain. And it still might be me. I like to find my perfect stay on Booking.com and anyone can. Find exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com. Booking.yeah. Book today on the site or in the app. I just heard that FX has a new original comedy series coming out called Adults, which after watching the trailer feels all too familiar.

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And I took a picture with the big flag. And I was like, if you were scrolling, this looks like David and God's country. Oh my God. Try that in a small town.

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It was the best singing I've ever heard in my life. For real? She flies around. It was the best stadium show I've ever seen. And it was amazing. Well, Miss Nose Carter always sucks it to you. The singing. The singing live is hard to believe. That's where you lose me. She could be just singing and you're like, this is the best. You think she could do a real, she could do a park and bark.

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A hundred percent. Actually, at the beginning of Renaissance, she did a Park and Bark and it was delightful. I mean, the... Did you see the Renaissance video movie or the tour? No. Highly suggest it. Highly suggest it. Very wonderfully filmed. She had a Renaissance section, but I know, you know, it was short. It was like 10 minutes or something, but it was so awesome. What was your favorite part?

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There's these parts where she talks about like, let me hear an American poem. And it's a, you know... all the parts of America that she cites are not the shit that you see when people are trying to float America. It was like American propaganda. If it was being used for good. So, so like patriotism, but like actually national pride. Yes. Yeah.

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National pride about like, you know, gay people and black women that came before her and her experience as a mother and a Texan. And it just was like general spread at the end where she's kind of singing about like, a big part of what I got out of it is that it's like she was kind of like, let's all just hold our hands and bleed for America for one second, but in a hopeful way.

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Without being to that, I just left feeling hopeful for America. She made me happy about America. Jesus Christ, I can't wait. I'm seeing it tomorrow night. It was so beautiful. She comes out, she kind of started it with the American Requiem thing, and I'm immediately crying. American Requiem? It's the first track from Cowboy Carter. Oh, gotcha. It was just beautiful.

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she communicated to me look at this I expected cuntiness but like it was like I felt like I watched a play Giselle went straight to her heart I called my brother who's like a rather probably conservative libertarian and I said I think you should see Beyonce and he's like hung up on you it's pro-America in like a Woke but not make you feel bad about it woke way. Just good.

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It encouraged me to imagine a reality that America could use its power for good. Well, howdy fucking doody. It was beautiful. I was like crying. Damn. It sounds like she, in one fell swoop, in about three hours, did more for the American economy and public than the whole White House legislative branch and all the branches have been doing. She talked for maybe 60 seconds the entire show.

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There was almost no talk. And instilled more hope in the thousands of people than any president could. It was so amazing. Cunt. Oh, my God. Orville Peck is calling. Another American singer. Leave me alone, fag. Let's see if he'll pick up. I wish we could talk about... I'm going to tease the listener right now in such an obnoxious way. Hello? Hello? Ooh, there ain't no other way.

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Are you doing drag, you faggot?

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Oh, my God. We haven't talked about Cabaret yet.

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We were just about to talk about it. Congratulations on Cabaret. It's so crazy you called. On the line right now, the emcee of Cabaret on Broadway in New York City. How are you feeling? How's the show going?

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Adults is a comedy that will feel relatable if you ever find humor in the struggles of being an adult in 2025. You know, like remembering your full social security number.

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Yeah. I just was talking about Cowboy Carter making me hopeful for America, but we saw your incredibly powerful program Cabaret, which made me feel like I need to flee to the center of the earth. Yeah, it didn't make me hopeful for Germany. It was so moving. You were amazing. We were blown away. And I gotta say, you...

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It was an unpredictable quality of, I don't know how to describe it, like a butchness even. Thank you. And there were certain parts where surprisingly like, what's a better word for butch? Like hard edged, like scary manly kind of thing. I don't know. You were scary. Yeah. That money, was it money? What was the song with the black fucking?

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Honey, that costume was cunty.

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Yes, you should. And get three inch toenails too.

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It was so incredible. You were amazing. It was like one of the best. We've seen it twice now. We really favored yours. Mama, let me tell you. The length, the production, the layout, everything was much. I mean, that London show was... Shut up. And I loved all your makeup and you looked so handsome. You looked hot and we got to see your rear end. Almost a little bit of butthole.

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or to drink water or perhaps you're having the third existential crisis of the month best part is that all episodes will be ready for your next weekend binge watch fx's adults may 28th on fx all episodes streaming on hulu oh my god somebody just dm'd me one of the flyers from solopik disco and said are you going Love that. Probably. I'm planning on it. Is that okay? Damn.

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That's a good point. It was scary to see you be evil. No, it was very natural. I know that. How many shows have you done so far?

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Are you fucking kidding me? We performed 100 shows in a year once and we still talk about it like we were in Vietnam. Yeah, like we...

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Do you do two in a day on Sundays?

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We have to hang up. Yeah, we got to go. We can't support this lifestyle.

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Love you. Bye. Also, I want to tease something. I want to just antagonize the listeners. Sometimes when we do Netflix, we watch a program and then famously, the electric state, for example, we're surprised by one of the stars that I didn't know who they were. Sometimes it's cool, sometimes it's whatever. And we received a video from someone that...

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it's just really it honestly made my day and that kind of shit that kind of corny bullshit never does but this really turned i mean i i showed that video to my parents i showed that video to everybody who would look at it the homeless man pissing on the bushes outside my house the contractor who doesn't speak english yeah everybody i saw you running down hollywood boulevard stopping people yeah caked in shit right from the waist down um

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That's all. And I'm not going to say who because we can't. We can't say it, but it'll be awesome. It's T. Nick, did we talk about Cabri already? No, we didn't talk about New York at all. Okay. Katie and I went to New York. We didn't talk about O'Mary. Mary. Okay. O'Mary, the most nominated musical on Broadway for the Tonys. Cole, you better work, you fucking whore. Cole, that motherfucking bitch.

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They are going to win a Tony. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen on stage in my life. 100%, no question, no contest. I laughed out loud the whole time. Also, can I say, not to be like a little alky girl, not to be like boofing a sky vodka tampon, but like they have a drink called the paint thinner that's three shots because there's no intermission.

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So you get three shots and a drink to be able to... Love? Yeah. Okay. Love that. Well, let me tell you something about runtime. This is something that is always on my mind. Always on my mind. The runtime of this show is... It's just a perfect show. 85 minutes to, it's like, I think it was 80. Feels like 15. Sweetie, never for one moment does your attention wander.

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Never for one moment you even think, I wonder what time it is. You're never, ugh. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. It was so good. Cole is such, ugh. I still think about, there's this running joke in the show, I don't think I'm giving away because they have merch of it, I think, where every time she talks to the painting of George Washington, she says, oh, mother. Hey, hey, hey.

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That is so funny. And there's a recurring gag about like, we're at war with the South. And she goes, the South of what? It's just so funny. So funny. Also, and then she keeps talking about her performances in her cabaret. She says, you love my madcap medleys. That shit is so funny. Now when I'm DJing, I'm like, I'm going to do my madcap medleys. And then plot twist.

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Those madcap medleys come to fruition at the end. And it's so bananas. And even like, I won't give it away, but the last part on paper is so ridiculous. You're like, that can't really be happening. The end of it is so crazy. But it's so beautifully lit. And Cole is just a genius. And I love them so much. Every man in that show is. Fuckable. I'm talking to you, James Scully.

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I would suck the shit out of your colon. I'm sitting here jerking it to Abraham Lincoln in this economy? Thank you. I mean, it was a wonderful program. The thing at the end with the... The shooting that happened at the theater? Yes. There was no shooting at our theater, but in the play... Lincoln gets shot at a theater. Nobody's in danger at O'Meary. Yes. We don't mean to make it sound.

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But that whole, it was just so tight, so crisp, so well directed, so well acted. Everybody deserves everything in the world that can be given on Broadway. So funny. So funny. The giant, and these giant hoop skirts. Oh my God. Coles has a very broad expressive register that is just like, I love them so much. One minute, they're all happy. The next minute, the character's screaming angry.

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It's so unpredictable.

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And it makes you immediately be like, wow. I mean, it opens with Abe Lincoln basically telling the audience, terrified of his own wife. And so then you're like, what the fuck is happening? And Cole goes by they. Obviously, the character Mary is she. Yeah, yeah. Alcoholic crazy wants to do cabaret. Alcoholic cabaret. Which, by the way, when is Jinx going to sue for the rights to her life? Hello?

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Abraham Lincoln gets a blowjob under his desk. There were some wonderful theatrical moments that were true surprises. I was like, I looked to my left, and I looked to my right, and I was like... Yeah. But you know what though? Mama, if you're Frederica Bimmel, you're going to have a hard time in that seat. What are you talking about? Who's Frederica Bimmel? A great big fat person.

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I just... Bald is... Drop the daycare, sis. Bald is beautiful feels like all drag is valid. Mama, let me tell you something. You got a nice shaped head. You shut the fuck up. Thanks. Okay. Sure. Hey, I don't have to fuck me. That T. That's the ultimate T. You put that on a bumper sticker or a sash. Everybody needs to remember that. If you want a deep sea dive in a heap of trash, that's on you.

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They were narrow seats. Mama, I immediately was texting with a friend who's fat and she's like, I would, but girl, I can't sit in those seats. Yeah. It sucks. Cause I mean, I am a five, 10 or five, nine, one 65 tiny little girl. And I was on top of, basically we were doing like, you know, a human chain. No, really? And I'm not joking.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin's Cornucopia of Horror with Katya

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I just heard that FX has a new original comedy series coming out called Adults, which after watching the trailer feels all too familiar. Adults is a comedy that will feel relatable if you ever find humor in the struggles of being an adult in 2025. You know, like remembering your full social security number. or to drink water or perhaps you're having the third existential crisis of the month.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin's Cornucopia of Horror with Katya

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Um, what else is on your list?

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Gretchen Felker-Martin's Cornucopia of Horror with Katya

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Best part is that all episodes will be ready for your next weekend binge. Watch FX's Adults May 28th on FX. All episodes streaming on Hulu.

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A Public Service Announcement for Our Fans with Trixie and Katya

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It's fun today. I hate it. It's fun today. I hate it here.

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A Public Service Announcement for Our Fans with Trixie and Katya

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I wasn't going to go. No, no, no, no, no. I know.

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A Public Service Announcement for Our Fans with Trixie and Katya

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Get over post-drag race.

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A Public Service Announcement for Our Fans with Trixie and Katya

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Zeus.

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Yeah.

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I know. I saw this.

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A Public Service Announcement for Our Fans with Trixie and Katya

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It's dead for years. It's a keyboard that's not attached to her. A keyboard that's taped to a typewriter. And it's not paper.

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A Public Service Announcement for Our Fans with Trixie and Katya

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Stranger than Candy.

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A Public Service Announcement for Our Fans with Trixie and Katya

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There's a, wait, wait, wait. Girl, I love a Danish. I love it. Who does?

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The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya

1429.13

Come down to the Wigloo.

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Listen.

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I hope she's like, it's like, it's like in the credits and she's like, one thing about me that you, you know, like, I hope she kind of makes a song out of it.

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The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya

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What would you like to know about it? Oh, God. I want to know it all. What is the protocol? The techniques and the risks. Suck it in my titty one time. How much time do you need? Mammoplasty.

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The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya

1926.405

I love to tour Europe. I love to tour. I go through hell living in France. I go through hell. Those feces everywhere. In my apartment in Marseille. Those feces everywhere. Walter Wall feces.

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Vaginoplasty. Yes. Rhinoplasty. Yes. Laryngoplasty. Yes. Mammoplasty. Yes. Vaginoplasty. Yes. Rhinoplasty. Yes. Laryngoplasty. Yes. Control laryngoplasty.

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The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya

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Then why did you go to Best Buy?

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What is that?

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Adult sample reduction.

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Is that crazy? It is crazy. That seems fucking crazy.

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Most of us.

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Yeah.

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You go up there and you tell rich Mr. Candy bar that he's not shutting me down.

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She was great in that movie.

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I don't know.

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Slay, slay, slay. Slay, Shante. Slay, slay, slay. Yeah, I'm gay.

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The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya

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This is the verse where everyone raps really fast. And guess what? I'm rapping really fast and everyone's going to see like, oh my God, you rap so fast.

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Give me that crown. I had a really tough time. Crown. I was kicked out of my house at 13. Give me that crown.

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The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya

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Fart, piss, shit, and cum. I'm from the North. That was hard. I'm from the South. That was hard. I'm from the West. That was hard. I'm from New York. Hey, fuck you!

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Yeah.

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Well...

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Yeah.

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Please.

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The men. The girls.

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It's camp.

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Too bad no one saw it.

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Gun to your head. If you got a free trip to space for 11 minutes today, would you go? On the Blue Origin? Yes. No, I would not. You wouldn't go to space just to see it? No, because I don't even want to get on an airplane. But I'm saying like, I would also take a free submarine trip. I would also take like, if it's somewhere exotic, I'm going.

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It's weird. I'm mentally preparing myself because today I got to do my Simsia shot. So I got to go do the self torture. Well, lately I've been doing the enzymes, the, the, the enzymes, the Wolverine enzyme or whatever. And it basically cured my arthritis. That's been wonderful. You should get into that motherfucker. Just bruises me to death. Oh my God. I can give you a bigger bruise.

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This is from one shot. That's, that's intense. Well, it's hard because it's just skin and abs. So the needle almost bends. Where is the fat? Like there's not. Well, in the picture, they have this great big, huge person pinching, but there's nothing to pitch on me. Unpinchable. Unpinchable. It's like a rubber glove. You can take the skin and snap it. It's like tanned marble. Entirely. Entirely.

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May I, may I poke you in that way? Someone we know sent me a commercial clipping of Miss Piggy's foot in high heels, as in like thought of you. Got it this morning. Today's episode of Bald and the Beautiful is brought to you by our friends at BetterHelp.

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I have found now that I have graduated to a really comfortable place with talk therapy that I'm enjoying a stage of therapy that is kind of like maintenance. You know, we're stressing the importance of maintaining the mental health and the healthy coping mechanisms and the commitments to wellness and the positive thinking.

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Right now we're going into Pride Month and me and the whole Trixie team are so stretched thin and it's stressful. And talk therapy for me sometimes is just a place for me to vent and decompress so I can show up, you know, in a wig with the boxing gloves on and serve a knockout.

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Baby, I'm not going to be another billionaire going down and getting crushed like a bug. I know. In that little submersible, which is Conti. I know. We're probably going to flip a tour bus and die anyway. Thank you.

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Let's have that conversation. Let's have that conversation. Do you know what happens to RVs when they crash? They explode. They completely collapse. Oh, they're just, they fall apart. They're not made to take impact. When they tip over, the walls literally just collapse. Buses probably too. Well, if you think about it, it is like a shanty on wheels. It completely is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm not going to be obnoxious like, you know, substance or whatever, but it is a five out of five stars for me film. What's the elevator pitch without spoiling? So two twin brothers in 1920s or 30s, like country Mississippi or something like that, come back from Chicago to start a juke joint with their little cousin who has the voice of an angel and plays the blues.

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And they get this whole thing going on and some vampires show up, baby. And it is fucking scary, hot, amazing, pulse pounding, sad. I cried a bunch of times. I jumped. I was like, it was cunt. Wow. And I wish I had known nothing. Right. Because they came out of nowhere. Well, remember, it's very Dust Till Dawn. First time I saw that movie, the vampires, I was like, what? Hold on.

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Yeah, it's very that tea. From Dust Till Dawn, it's so good. Before the vampires show up, you're already very invested. This is the same situation. This family's being held hostage by these two guys on the run. Plus, Quentin Tarantino's in it, which is very exciting. He was young, acting. I think it was Robert Rodriguez who directed that one, right? Oh, I thought it was a Quentin Tarantino movie.

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He might have produced it. He plays George Clooney's brother and it's exciting to see him in a movie. Quentin Tarantino? He was great in that movie. I forget. He's like the pervy brother. Oh, pervy. Now that makes sense. He's always the perv. Yeah. And Salma Hayek as the hot Vampire. Baby, that's the prototype. With the breasts. I'm sorry to say about breasts.

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No, that's the photo you print out on your desk jet printer and give to the surgeon. It's so. That's the photo you give to the doctor, baby. She comes out with the hat on with the feathers. And there's a part where she picks up someone's beer bottle, takes a drink of it, and then pours it down her body. Mama. And she's writhing. When that lager's flowing through those fucking titties.

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I don't remember that. I think I remember reading that she improvised it. Like she made up that little dance and did it. Yeah. And then she took a shot of a Jägermeister right up the twat. Selma, if we ever get to work together again. We saw her. I mean, we saw her breasts and purses. Sorry. We didn't bring up Dust Till Dawn because we were celebrating Black Mirror. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But I was obviously too embarrassed to say anything. But... Mama, I don't know what it is. Genetics and maybe being, you know, the power of having every treatment and resource at your fingertip. That hoe looks perfection. Girl, she's killing it. How about the video of her swimming in that pool? Slow motion. Mama. I jerk to it. Right. I can't help it. No, but you got to see Sinners. You will love.

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Absolutely Oprah. You'd really go to Blue Origin? What would you say? You know, this morning I was just like, I know that people have gotten mad at Gayle King and whoever, whatever. I know that it's tone deaf, but I would love to see space. Why is it tone deaf? What about it is enraging to people, do you think? Well, if we're having harsh and real conversations about...

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I can't wait. It's cunt. Have you ever had a Krispy Kreme? Are you? Was it Krispy?

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Was it Krispy? It was. No, it was very soft and sugary. Right. Right. Fresh. It was hot and it's fresh. Do you really not know what that, that TikTok of Krispy Kreme? I'm thinking about that Krispy Kreme. I got something for you. So, you know, love on the spectrum. One of my favorite shows, this audio has been swimming in my head. So it's, have you ever seen that show middle ground? No.

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So they'll have like anti-vaxxers versus doctors and they'll post things like, I believe vaccinations are good. And then people will come to the middle and they'll sit in the dark under a flickering fucking light bulb and they'll debate. So it'll be like pro-lifers and pro-choicers or opposites, you know. What happens then?

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So Abby was on one of them and there's this incredible... On Love on the Spectrum? Yes. So you got to hear this audio. Yeah, she's talking about haters. Listen. No, Abby is the one who sings. Who goes to Africa with her boyfriend, David. Oh my God.

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The thing about you haters is that you're super fat and very ugly. He said, the thing is they're ugly and extremely overweight. She said it like she's reading nutrition facts. Like, it's just like, what did it? Well, You want to turn left on Cahuenga and then right is facts. I saw Abby on Kelly Clarkson this week singing. She was singing her song that she wrote for her boyfriend.

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You're my lion to my lioness. You don't remember we watched that? No. The milk to my Chardonnay. She wrote this beautiful song. The milk to my Chardonnay. Because she likes Chardonnay and her boyfriend likes to drink milk. It's a lot of personal things. But that's milk and Chardonnay. There's a part where she goes... I'm on the drop slide. You're on the lazy river.

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You pick me up when we're down and then we split a pizza. That's cunty. Sorry. And that's how it is. Where's the Grammy? So I saw her on Kelly Clarkson and I just loved like one week we have RFK being like, you know, people with autism will never be able to bathe themselves or feel love or, or walk outside of where the fuck he said. They can't see color or shapes or yeah.

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And then Abby's on Kelly Clarkson singing like, Yeah. She's like, hello, fat and ugly. Love that. Love that. Abby, you've done it again. On the latest episode of Hacks, Julianne Nicholson was a guest star and she played the TikTok dance mom. And it was so wild. It was so crazy. It was like, I think this is the thing. I'm not super active on TikTok at all, but you know, like people do.

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No, they definitely do. They definitely do. And they get famous for it. Well, the bio is mama bear. Yes. And it's semi ironic. I think there's got to be a level of ironic appreciation of it. And then it's like very endearing. So they just get, I don't, I don't understand it, but she did such a good job. It was very funny. I wish RFK would go sing on Kelly Clarkson.

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I wish RFK would go in the, uh, the brown origin. The brown origin. That goes to hell. No, it goes straight to the core. We're sending eight celebrities to the magma of the earth. Straight to the core of the problem. Mama, when I tell you about all these asteroid videos I've been going into. What? Asteroids? Oh, yes. Like, what do you mean videos? Well. Like moving pictures?

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You know, money for veterans. Income inequality.

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No videos on YouTube, perhaps? Not perhaps. The talkies? Yes, the talkies. Oh, girl. I tried to watch Babylon, which is about the transition from the silent to the talkies. I threw up. What? This movie is so too much. It's like doing too much. This movie Babylon. And I threw up from it.

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No, I'm not joking. It made me like motion sickness and sick to my stomach. It was so over the top, excessive and fast paced. Like it almost made me dizzy and then grossed me out and I threw up. Did you glean anything like from it that you like to share?

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no not really it was just a movie that was like it's all about the excess of Hollywood in a particular time like the golden age and when things are transitioning to the talkies and people are having parties with elephants and cocaine and hookers and people are dying and getting pooped on and everything you can imagine happening at a lavish like you know Marquis de Sade type of party I puked and then I just went right to bed and I'm never going to watch that movie she did me dirty

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Things that money could really go to. But is it Katy Perry's responsibility as an entertainer to feed the children? I guess. According to public opinion, it is. Well, I think it's such a frivolous, expensive activity during a time of such hardship in like... international strife.

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I guess, I mean, I'm not, it sounds like interesting material. I think, Oh, it's certainly not boring. Brad, Brad G PG is in it. Margot Robbie's in it. I've seen this movie where she bites the snake in the desert. Yes. I didn't even get to that part. Oh, you made it sound like it was a documentary. Oh, Oh, sorry. No, I thought this was a documentary the whole time. Oh, I'm so sorry.

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I almost said, oh, it's like that movie with Margot Robbie where she fights the snake. I skipped from asteroid documentaries to this. That's where she's at like the gala and she's like, oh yeah, low rent me. She has that breakdown where she's throwing the food all over her face. I didn't even get to that part. Girl. I made it like 25 minutes in and started yacking. Gay stuff happens, no? I'm sure.

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There's got everything. It's probably bestiality in it. It's wild. Damien Chazelle's Babylon. Yes.

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Okay. I literally thought you were talking about a documentary. I'm sorry. No, but I puked. I felt like it was kind of out of nowhere. I didn't have anything weird that day. And then because they're doing all this construction in my house, I woke up with a terribly sore throat, like incredibly sore throat. Got an air filter. Guess what happens? Sore throat went away. What?

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Like fucking magic, bitch. Well, not magic, like science. Do you think the quality of the air in your house was hurting your throat? No, I didn't. I was like, I thought it was just... So why'd you get an air filter? I was like, oh, you know, maybe... Because I haven't been smoking. I'm like, well...

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god's perfect breathing system yeah i was like maybe it does have something to do with people uh buzz song ceramic tile and wood indoors all day long sure you know but whatever so i got this fabulous hepa fucking bitch from home depot baby i go she she goes what's what's the air and she goes and she gets it right together hepa sometimes it goes red and she gets it down to green

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A lot of bird owners have them because cockatiels and old world birds, what they call them, shed powder from their feathers. And if you don't have a filter, everything in your home gets coated like soot, like Mount Vesuvius. So HEPA filters keep like your whole, you would just go like this and you're like, there's white parrot powder just on everything.

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went out for the hepa poor went out for the hepa like when they did the mold um remediation mama they had giant like hepa they looked like those super computers in those like marvel movies just huge and nasty but i really think i really believe it did something This episode is sponsored by Audible. Are you craving your next action-packed adventure? Well, look no further than Audible.

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You're listening to it at 10.30 p.m. Do you know where your erection is? Hi, it's Trixie, and if you've been listening to Bald and the Beautiful for a while, you know that Katie and I have gone through multiple, sometimes at the same time, bouts of discussions revolving this topic because, you know, it might surprise you. We are men. And listen...

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Don't remember the name. No, no, no, no. It was called...

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cunt factory it was called it was called a bet noir like oh yeah black beast oh i've heard about this one okay yeah she works a girl starts at her office and she's like i know that girl in high school she was really weird it's crazy that she works here now what does that turn of phrase mean it means something like it's a pet peeve or something what does it mean i don't know i've never heard it before b-e-t-e-n-o-i-r it's a phrase it's

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Yeah.

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Okay. Um, and she works at a chocolate factory. I thought it was maybe about like the chocolate. I thought that was the name was about. Okay. Um, so she makes chocolate, she makes different types of flavors and this girl starts working there and she's like, Oh, I used to work with her. It was very single white female, but it escalates to like, Oh, this girl's my assistant.

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She's, I know that I told her this and she acts, she purposely typed it wrong just to get me in trouble or like whatever. And it escalates and she's like, I don't know how this girl is gaslighting me. And then the girl has a pendant that when she talks to it, it changes reality. So she's like, Oh, I didn't steal that girl's milk. You did.

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And the people in the office are like, I can't believe you stole the milk for her coffee. And then she's like, roll the tapes. And even the security tapes are different, showing her do this shit. Damn. And it's a girl she bullied in high school who created technology that allows you to like draw from other realities where something is happening.

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And she just says, all right, now your whole family's dead and your head's on fire. A simulation pendant. Conti. So it was very single white female. That's wild. What did it look like? Like a teardrop. Fierce. And she looked like a Rosamund Pike. She was like blonde with like a cunty short. And the whole time you think, oh, this girl's cracking up. She's imagining this.

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And then I love when actors turn evil. You got to watch it. I ruined it for you now. No, I don't care. I will watch it, bitch. Show me. I'm so stupid. I will forget. There's also USS Callister. Do you remember that episode in the first season with like the 60s spaceship and it's all in his mind or whatever? Oh, there's a sequel to that that was really horny. Is there gay stuff? In Black Mirror?

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Yeah. I don't know how they make those. It's like a season of television that's all basically movies. They're like one-off movies. I recently re-watched the one with the haunted house, the video game Volunteer. We saw it, I think. Bandersnatch?

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maybe the guy with the beard who goes around the world and then he goes like to be a test for this like new software video game software he goes in the haunted house and it's very good you would love I don't remember that one you would love that one Black Mirror is a good like stay on the couch all day yeah it can be hit or miss it can be hit or miss huh yeah yeah yeah I didn't love the one with what's her name Bryce Dallas Howard because I felt like I love that one yeah um

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Because I floss, so it doesn't bleed. When I did that water pick this morning, I said, ooh, girl. No, when girls are flossing and there's blood, I'm always like, new money. Because if you floss all the time, there is no blood. That's how they get you. Girl, I got to tell you this. I went to Dr. Sun. Hi, Dr. Sun. And they have a new dental hygienist.

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Crying at the end at the wedding covered in dirt. Oh, that's right. That was kind of cunty.

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Oh, she was like running in the beginning. It just seemed too close to reality. That Rashida Jones one is depression. It's so sad. I was like, but it was so, she did really well in that. She did really well in that. I felt like I was doing it. It was so sad. So sad. Looking to maintain an erection during sex, that's so fierce. Go for it. Yeah. Why not? Yeah.

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I mean, if I had to do ads with my friends like three times a week and I wouldn't feel anything at the hygienist. I haven't taken a dick pill in a long time. When I was really depressed, I had a prescription, but when I got less depressed, I haven't taken them in like over a year. What's the success meter tally at this pod right now? I think we're up to five or six.

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My teeth haven't fallen out and I can get my own boners ethically sourced, cage free. I think that we've hit an all time high of success for Miss Mattel on this pod today. Pour one out for Mattel. Well, when I was really mentally struggling, I was so depressed. I had a hard time and I just overnight was all better. It's like they say, why don't you try smiling? Honestly.

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Maybe your dick's trying to tell you your life is shitty. Thank you. What about Mattel being referred to as a country by our commander in chief? Did you see today himself? I'm so excited. I was like, baby, my friend is the president of the country. Well, he's like, Mattel, the USA is their biggest market. I was like, okay. Tariffs. But now I have a clip of Donald Trump saying Mattel.

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So all I need is him saying tricks and he, and then I got the whole thing. Baby, the, the, the, the sweet pussy Pauline, the sweet pussy Pauline chat, GBT mega mix is going to be so lit at solid pink disco. Y'all ain't ready for it. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Which by the way is tonight, right? Tonight, the Hollywood Palladium. I shall be in attendance. I can't believe it. To your detriment.

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Girl, this is... To your great embarrassment. I'm really excited for tonight. It's a really good show. The DJing is great. I love the music. I love the visuals. I love the numbers. The audience... I mean, the audience is... I went to Cowboy Carter last night. We'll talk about it, but... Audiences, dress up more for my show. Baby, listen, let me tell you something.

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When I waltz onto that dance floor looking better than you and all your dancers in the most incredible pink outfit looking snatched, looking 20 years old, looking wet and hot and sexy and doing dance moves that people have never seen before. Sorry. Go home jobless. Can I tell you last weekend, though? I can't wait to see your numbers. Last weekend was three shows in a row.

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And let me tell you the routing. Denver, Montreal, Pittsburgh. Perfect. Makes sense. Did you drive? Oh, barely slept. So this weekend, it's LA... Oakland, Salt Lake City. Much better. Much more humane. But last weekend, this is not, before I say this, let me say this is not shit talking venues. This is not shit talking anybody. Owners, promoters, agents, managers, venues. Bravo, bravo, bravo.

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And I'm always nervous when I go to the hygienist because they always read me. No matter how good I take care of my teeth, they always read me. They're like, bitch, are you a pirate? What's wrong with you? Have you ever seen a bathroom, a toothbrush, or some toothpaste? Your teeth are wingdings. Symbols, right? Runes. Yeah.

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Last weekend, Pittsburgh was so hot. So hot. We're up in 2025 dealing with this shit. I can't. I was cold at Beyonce. There were tens of thousands of people in there. I was Pittsburgh. I was, I mean, buckets of water. Corset soaked completely through. And I know that I bring it on myself because I'm in a corset. No, you do not. No, you do not. No, the fuck you do not. No, you don't.

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You guys, I don't want to, come to Saltpink Disco, everybody has tickets. It's hot and I have been on death's door. We're talking going off stage and during my makeup change, this is what you hear while I'm fixing, I'm painting foundation background. Like wet, wet mud. Panicking. When you're so hot that you're actually panicking. Absolutely.

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And you're trying to mix olive oil and vinegar or no, whatever, olive oil and water. You're trying to make two things come together that won't because of the sweat. And when I'm putting makeup on and I hear the go-go's outside the door going, oh my God, it's hot. I can't breathe. And they're in Speedos. They're in G-strings. And they're going, almost blacked out. It was so hot.

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I gotta have some water. I'm standing on the other side of the door looking like Elliot with two Ts. When a naked man comes out covered in sweat, I'm like, well, call the coroner. If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside. We're gonna need the morgue up in here. Is it gonna be hot at this venue, Mama, tonight? What's the T? What's literally the T? The temperature. Mary... Mary?

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Should I come in my two-piece? I have been so hot at these shows that I have been questioning my entire participation in the art of drag. I just have been like, what the fuck are we doing? I think that you should reroute that questioning and point it towards your representation.

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I was just like, I was not this hot at Hamburger Mary's Milwaukee where they're frying burgers over an open flame grill feet from where I'm doing a Dolly Parton number. It's charbroiled drag and it's cooler than this. And I'm like, so if it was hot at 21 in the nightclubs and it's hot at 35 as... one of the most famous drag queens in the world. The? There is no end. Yeah. There is no end.

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You know, I'm always desperately just trying to get my real teeth to match my fake teeth. It's the melting pot in my mouth. You can still get the original? These are real and these are fake.

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The heat will just kill me. I am in Polly Pocket in an Easy Bake oven just trying to make ends meet. Barry, do you realize the tragic irony of you dying from heat stroke and me surviving? That, That's not a reality I'm willing to participate in. I think we should get the hygienists on the case. They obviously know how to torture people. Sick them on the promoters. It's been horrible.

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If you were backstage, if you see me doing my quick change, it's like a gritty National Geographic photo. I look like one of those hippos coming out of water dripping wet where you just see the eyes. Do you know what I'm going to suggest? I'm not even joking. To try a fucking ice bath. During the show? During a break. I'm in a corset. I'm in a padding. We call Cirque du Soleil, oh, the water show?

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We say, hey, what can we do to get some waterproof gear? Waterproof makeup? You just have to redo your lashes. I mean... Think about it. Yeah, it's been so hot. And maybe I just accidentally put together a show that... No. Is too much. What do you think fucking Katy Perry does? Goes to space. I don't know what she does. It's cold in space. Do you think, I mean. I'm wide awake.

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And it's the melting pot of America in my mouth. So I'm always trying to get everybody to kind of respect one another color. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a team effort. It's a team effort. It's all different cultures coming together in my mouth. Yeah. It's the real spirit of America. For sure. For sure. It's the blue origin. For sure. Asia O'Hara's teeth are blue origin.

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I just think it's a failure of those in the orbit of your star. The dicks who did this to me and the cunts responsible. Yeah. I'm telling you, I'm backstage. Which one of you bitches is my manager? And the makeup for the show is so cool. It's these stones all the way out and it's all glitter. It's so cool. Gotta get the mask, I'm telling you.

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But it's been, it's been so, I've been using that cryo mask that was sent to us from Shark. Really? And I've been using that cause it's the red lights to help repair your skin. And it's the cold under the eyes at the end of the night. I'm like, baby, baby, I got a million dollar idea for you. Not a million, just very useful. It's you do the contest.

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I mean, you have, you have like a prosthetic person do it. The contest of like, um, mask, right? Full, gorgeous rhinestones, like seamless into the eyes with the eyelashes and And you don't have to do any makeup from the nose up. Okay. And then, so you sweat the house down, whatever, you take it off. You ice the face during the break. You redo the lip. Sure.

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You're wearing an O, Cirque du Soleil O sanctioned outfit in the cold plunge.

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Game changer.

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Yeah. I mean, do you know what I mean? I'm not, I'm not joking about the mask thing. I think there's a way to do it. That's kind of like, like Orville, but way shaker and draggy. Don't be rude. Don't you think people paying to see me and it's like not even putting the eye makeup on for the people. I,

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I'm not joking. I think it could kind of be cunt. Oh my God. Also last week, last weekend was so fun though. It was hot, but you know what I've been doing? Having a half shot of tequila before the show and practicing radical acceptance and being like, well, there's nothing I can do.

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Well, I'm also DJing live, so I can't do anything that will alter my state really while I'm up there.

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You never take a break, right? You can't. There is no break. This is my nightmare.

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This is like the nightmare in Elm Street for me. My section starts with these boots made for walking. I start with a number. And then I'm on the back foot the whole program. When I'm jump roping, I'm smiling. But if you could hear me, you would hear Lamaze. And then some nights I'm dancing and I hit a wall where I actually go from like, yes, yes, yes, to both hands on the DJ decks like this.

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And if people record it and play it backwards, it's actually a devil voice saying, someone please kill me. Someone please kill me. And I consider myself pretty cardiovascular fit.

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I'm in four or five miles today. You don't even sweat that much. No. So like if I'm hot, you know what I say backstage? I said, do you know Katya would have quit already? Sweetie, I would have. Do you know she would have quit already? Do you know how like killer whales have a very like, like I would have sensed the heat from yards and yards and yards away. Echo location.

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I would not even have entered the building. It's like a vampire. I'd have to be invited in and it's just too hot. Right. So one time I did, this was... Me and Juno Burch did something for YouTube Pride like two years ago. And it was, the air was broken. Her face is blue. The air was broken. And I love YouTube, love YouTube. But I went, you guys? I said, she's painted special effects light blue.

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Mama, that is a blinding blue white that you see at the end of your life. Her teeth are absolutely stunning. Insured. When people say they had a near-death experience and they ask what they saw, they say, Asia O'Hara's smile. It's so blindingly white. It's incredible.

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If she sweats at all, it's not really fixable until she starts putting eyeshadow on her face as if it's powder. And I said, did you guys know if it was me and Katya, she would have left already? I don't think she would have showed up. She would have gone, no ma'am. I know the heat is something that I guess I either need to quit drag or give up dreams of comfort.

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Or there's option C, demand reasonable, what do you call it? Demand reasonable parameters for your performance. Shove ice cubes up my ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cryotherapy. And it'll help with my fissure. Yes.

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I mean, there's no reason on God's green earth that in the year of 2025, where we're putting stints in people's hearts, we're sending Katy Perry to the fucking moon and back, but you can't get some adequate AC at your solid pink disco? We're at the point that ketamine has become an acceptable therapy. We need a blue destination. People do mushrooms at work and call it self-care.

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It's called microdosing. Oh, yeah. Look to your left. Look to your right. People are microdosing acid at the office. I don't know. I guess I just need to accept it. No, you don't. But what do we do? We change. What do we do? We go, hey, you, you get out of here and put that AC on. Sometimes I feel like they're like, well, It's already sold out and Trixie's not going to go home.

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She's just going to do it. Why turn the air on? You pull a RuPaul. I think sometimes it's that. So RuPaul famously, of course, she said, if I'm booked for an event, I get 50% before I step on the airplane and the other 50% before I step on the stage. You just do that in terms of temperature. I know. I mean, I have that in my writer. I think people are going to say that I'm difficult.

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No, no, no, no, no. They're going to say that you're amazing because you sold out their fucking shitty venue that they can't cool down. I don't know what's with the air. I don't know. I don't, I don't know why we don't have air. I love dancing. I love dance parties too. And why can't people dance? Not be so hot. Well, cause if I'm hot, the audience is obviously also fucking dying.

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I mean, I have in a, we've, we've traveled around the world and been like, I, Ireland, for example, in, um, not Belfast in Dublin, I think it was called the dragon or something. The dragon? The hottest I've ever been. Maybe in my life. It was, it was as I'm walking to the stage seconds into not even starting my number. I had that thought. It was like, this is not going to be feasible.

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I mean, her in Vegas in like, you know, lights and camera and action and sequence and the most dazzling thing on the stage are what's in your mouth. Those chompers, baby.

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Let me get pictures of me from that. I look like a perspiring ham in a grocery store. But I really had that thought that you were talking about earlier. Like, oh, this is not physically possible with the laws of physics. It goes to panic. Like, how is this even going to be? Yeah. But the Lincoln Theater, mama, that motherfucking theater. Holy shit. Their air con was yanking.

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Girl, the Lincoln with the big fake head. In Philly, yeah. No, D.C. Oh, D.C., sorry, yeah. So there are theaters and there are fucking venues that know how to yank off a crispy, coolly, lovely event. Yeah. And others just flop so hard and I guess nobody cares. I guess nobody cares because we were there and we did it anyway. So who cares?

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If you're wilding out like Nick Cannon on the dance floor, you're going to get a little misty. But you shouldn't die from heat stroke or dehydration. Yeah. Well, so I would never dream of what? Punishing people who came to see me by not performing. If they're in there dressed up, it's like, what am I, a princess? I'm not going to go do it too.

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You're also DJing, literally controlling the mood of the night. That's performing. The other thing is, I know we have to go. The other thing is. I'm not going anywhere. When I'm that hot, I just feel like my brain works slower. No shit. And so I'm trying to operate this equipment and I'm actually blinking through sweat, like trying to turn these knobs.

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I would think that I'm a hospital bed just touching my own EKG or something. Well, have you ever tried to change a watch battery underwater? That's what it's like. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's not, it's not. Maybe I need to do the South Pink Disco winter ball. Solid Ice Disco.

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You could never. They're so good. They look like your real teeth. Listen, it's a slippery slope and I have tumbled over the edge, baby. It's a wrap. You're in ruin. Yeah, it's a wrap. It's the countdown is going down. You know, death is coming to greet you as an old friend. Oh baby, I can see the scythe from here. And she's coming for the chompers first.

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Solid Ice Disco. Or how about we just get... Sounds like meth. That's true. Oh, yeah, that's true. Crystal Tina... Yeah. Crystal Method at the Solid Ice Disco. No, or I think we could try some wild option, which is, hey, manager. Hello, manager. Hello, promoter. Hello, bar owner. These are the conditions which I require for the ultimate satisfaction.

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I guess, but I'm going to do it very, like, fairytale. Like, if you want me to do this show, I'm going to need, you know, the cape is red as blood, the whatever, you know. I'm calling, and this is my voice, and these are the terms. I'm going to do the Queen of Melrose, and I'm going to call on your baby.

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Yeah, and you are going to pay for my hygienist appointment at your dentist. And Salt Lake Disco in Salt Lake City was so fun, but the air is thinner. So it's not only balls hot in there, not only is it boiling. Before I go on, Rebecca Black goes, it was Friday and Rebecca Black was there and so it felt exciting, right? And Rebecca goes, yeah, usually they'll have an oxygen.

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You get an oxygen tank. I said... Are we on ER? I'm just trying to cross-dress and play records. What do you mean? At that point, get the hospital bed out here. Get it all out here. Get Nurse Jackie out here to shoot a few dolls down my throat. Okay? Last final thought. Mama, you never can have it all the way right. Because I remember Aspen Gay Ski Week.

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First time I ever did a whole drag thing and I went back and de-dragged and I was like, something is different about this. What is it? Not one beat of moisture. However, then I performed at the top of the mountain. Baby. Trying to do some kind of lip sync wiggle, like upside down, cartwheeling, no air. It was a very... How am I supposed to breathe with no air? Jordan Sparks.

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She wrote that at Asmongate Ski Week. Can I also say one more thing too? The other day I took off my wig and the dancer said, there is steam coming off your head. That's how hot you are. What do you think happens when I walk into the freezer at Oil Can Harry's? It's a metaphysical event. Yeah. It looks like you look like dry ice.

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When I come in with some brown danglers, y'all better watch out. So I went to the dentist and I get in the chair and they do my cleaning and I like to listen to pods while they clean. Did it hurt? Yeah, I mean, the cleaning always, they're always like, oh, do you floss? I'm like, not with a hook, bitch. You have a hook in my mouth. Not with a chainsaw.

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It's giving fish-a-rama, Boy Scout fish-a-rama. I have a hook in my mouth. So she does the hook, and at the end she goes, well, and they go, are they bad? She goes, you had about as much buildup as somebody would have in this amount of time since your last cleaning if they flossed every day. She was like, these look great. And for a dentist to say a nice thing, has that ever happened to anyone?

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Never. She struggled. Maybe she was like, she was like, how do I, she didn't know the adjective. She had to open the thesaurus. Do you know what it was? It was like, are those the Chanel boots? I could tell that bitch was plucked. It was Giselle bunches. Like, is that a shoe and more eyelash? I know. Yes. She was so mad. She had to put down her gun that she was going to use.

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And she was like, well, I guess you flossed and I'm plucked and I'm going home now. She took her serrated knife off of the stove. She did. She did the smile, like smile. And she took it. She couldn't believe it. It was bird box. She jumped out the window. It was so crazy. I've just never met the dentist and felt affirmed. Gender affirmed. Well, spiritually out for the hygienist. What is her name?

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Can we get her on blast over here? Well, she was just like, you know, she was a newer hygienist. I think she was not new, new to my clinic, but obviously she was a pro. She was in and out. She did a great job in the game. I love a good cleaning where it's not painful and they do a great job and it's quick. Never knew her. Never knew her. Never met her. But I will be back every three months.

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And I think I will be signing up if they have some appointments open. Do you go to Dr. Sun? I surely the fuck don't. She's amazing. I go to someone who I think was trained in Nazi Germany. It is. I told you the last time I went to the gay dentist. He's so handsome. Oh, sure. Whatever. Who cares though? I mean, I like my eyes are closed and crying and my mouth is open in pain. He had one foot on.

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It was like that sweet pussy Pauline clip. I got one foot on the dresser and one foot on the end table. I'm not joking. to get leverage with his hook of death. What's he pulling out of there? A bale of hay? I guess he was scraping out like the hope diamond that was lodged in my molars or something. It was a little cartoonish.

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I know I've told this story before, but it's like, I'm like, you know what? This is a level of violence that I'm not really interested in. Sure. You know what I mean? Have you seen In a Violent Nature? You know that bad horror movie where it follows the killer from the back? No. And he goes, oh, well, it's bad.

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But anyways, he like hooks this girl and rips her like head through her torso and he throws her off a cliff. That's pretty much what- It follows over the shoulder? Yeah, it follows him from the back. That honestly sounds like a movie that some straight guy in college would be like, you honestly need to see it. It is like... That's it. That's it. It was really that tea.

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But there's some really outrageous kills in it, and that's one of them. And that's how it feels when I go to the hygienist, which is why I haven't been in like a year. Doctor, so I can't... Dentist is horrible. You know, my sister, can I be vulnerable? Please. My sister, Desiree, I don't want to embarrass her. She died? No, no. I'm just kidding. I never talk about her.

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She's not like, she kind of watches us. She's a fan of you. Nobody in my family thinks that I'm funny. I think they think that I'm lucky to be here for you to keep me clothed and employed. They think that you're a dazzling star. You're a dazzling, hilarious star. Desiree, love you, darling. Desiree, my number one fan. How are you today, Desiree? I'm the big time moocher.

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Let's go with that storyline. Basically, she was twirling the pookie. No, I'm just kidding. No, you know, me, her, my sister, everybody, we're all in the same boat. We came from, you know, Wisconsin state dental for poor children doing the best they can, which is honestly one visit a year. Wait, wait. So you got Dan, Desiree. Dan, Desiree, Sam and me. Sam and me. Four.

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Dan has pretty amazing teeth, but Sam and Des and I are kind of always running up that hill. You know, that's what that song's about. It's about declining teeth health. Running out the hell looking for dental insurance. Yes, make a deal with God. Like just trying to keep teeth in the mouth. People, I mean, I remember when I first went to Dr. Son and she was like, she was like, wow.

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You know, she was like, these are, these, what do you call it? Not amalgam, whatever silver stuff they used to use on your teeth. Aluminum? No, it's called like, emollient? Something like that. Amalgam? Amalgam is a mixture. Amalgam. Oh. Silver filling instead of Malcolm. And she was like, they don't even do fillings like this anymore. She's like, where did you go? I said, the woods.

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I just wanna, I have like so much in my mind going on. Are you okay? If I ever get a chance to go to space like Katy Perry. Yeah. I know that it's like bad press. I know that it's whatever. I want to go to space. And if I ever get that opportunity, I know it might make people mad and it might seem tone deaf or whatever, but I'm going to space for 11 minutes. Do it. Because guess what?

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The state paid for rural Wisconsin dentists once a year for 18 years. So now I go for four cleanings a year because they were like, you need to delay... You need to make up for lost time. You need to keep the teeth good now. That makes sense. To derail what's coming to you, bitch. You ugly bitch. You fat bitch. Don't be fooled by the teeth that I got. I'm still whatever from the woods.

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Jenny from the block. So my sister, I was like, you know what? You're working all the time. Let's get your teeth health up 25. Critical age for the teeth. 25, yes. And I said, listen, I was in your boat. At 25, I had to start going to my dentist and start basically turning back the cruel hands of time.

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Right. You had to do Trixie Motel in the mouth.

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If I could find a way, I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay. I don't know why I said the things I said. Oh, love Cher. Do you believe in life after veneers? I know everyone's saying love pink, but what about love Cher? Sweetie, I don't think people, okay, everybody loves Cher and they should, duh.

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But if you really, really, really go deep dive in, dive in deep into her catalog of just maybe from the Sonny and Cher show, all the outfits, all the reveals, all the guest stars and the numbers they did. It's so deep and vicious, the catalog. It'll blow your mind. It'll blow your mind. It's a great artist to get into. You'll never run out of shit.

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Literally, you could start today at three years old and you could never catch up. You'll never catch up. And also you could never get my blood game. My sister and I had similar. Wait, did she resolve her issues? Okay.

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So we had similar fear of the dentist, which is when you know you didn't have the best teeth care upcoming, coming up, you get really nervous as an adult to go in because you're embarrassed. You feel like I just always felt like I was wearing my whatever's below blue collarness in my mouth. Right.

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And I was embarrassed because I was embarrassed to be kind of shamed for like not having better teeth, you know? And how about being shamed and hurt at the same time?

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It's crazy. And be kind of dope. You're mad at me that I didn't have access to better care because of America, you know? Yeah. And so my sister, I said, let's get you a dentist. I said, I'm telling you, once you know the name of the receptionist and the name of the dentist and the hygienist. Once you start going often enough, you become less scared of it because you know them.

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And the first day you're back in the dentist, you're on the path to getting better versus delaying it. Cause you don't want to go cause you're embarrassed, which is why I always felt. And so she and I teamed up and she has been going all the time and she smile is dazzling and her competence and she's, I'm just so happy for her. Love her. Love Desiree. Love Desiree.

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Cause she and I were in the same boat. I was like, you just got to swallow the pill and accept that you and I didn't have the perfect care and you just have to go take care of it. It's diabolical because yeah. And it's a huge source of shame and economic shame in this country, especially, especially in this fucking town.

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And it's compounded by the fact that like you have this problem and you need to go get it fixed, but it hurts like hell. Costs. Costs so much. Hurts like hell. And they make fun of you the whole time. Yeah. Why the fuck would I want to go do that? Hello? Yeah.

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Like I remember when I first went to my dentist, uh, I remember she was like, looked in my mouth and she said, cancel the appointments for the afternoon. Oh, we're going to need a belt. We're going to need a jacket here. Honestly. But once you've been in that chair long enough and you get right with the Lord, you stay religious about the cleanups because you're like, I don't want to backslide.

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She's been to space 11 minutes longer than me or anybody I'll ever meet. And I think space is cool. And if it makes the whole world turn on me, I will still be like, bitch, I see you all. I seen you in this tiny blueberry in the sky. And I know your tea. I could see your house. I could spit on you from up there. But see, you'd be so connected to love upon return that it wouldn't matter.

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Yes. But also you can, and what I have yet to do and however I plan to do it, you can advocate for yourself. You can say, hey, hold on. That hurts so much. Yeah. I never thought I could say that. You do want to speak up if they think you're numb. The only way for them to not know is for you to say something. I have been in that situation where I just, you know, I just like sit there and take it.

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And it's like, I'm not doing that anymore. Yeah. I'm not doing that anymore. Right. Like it's, they're scraping the shit out of my mouth and it hurts like hell. Do you know what I mean? One time in Australia, I had a inlay pop out. What does that mean? So when they remove a big scoop on the inside of your tooth, they will, and I believe a dentist people, and I could be wrong.

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Inlaying is where they build the filling in your mouth. And outlaying I think is where they build it outside of your mouth and then put it. They like, they do an impression of what they have to fill. And then while you're gone from the dentist, they make that piece and then they just put it in. Is it an implant of any kind? So your real teeth is in there, but the middle was filling. Okay.

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So it popped out in Australia and I went to a dentist and they had Netflix on the ceiling mounted on a TV. But I did feel like this is double final destination waiting to happen. The TV falling on the drill in my mouth and the dentist. Oh, I hate that. I hate that.

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I mean, one time I got an MRI in LA and they also, they had a reflecting glass in the MRI that reflected a Netflix at the end of the room. So you could watch Netflix in the MRI. But that's country. It was so cunty. That's super cunty. Because the other day I got one and you are just, you're inside dial-up. Yeah, yeah. Beat it up. That is what it is. My back. It was boring. Very boring.

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MRI is boring as hell. It's boring boots. It's time to, it's, you know, it's forced meditation and I don't, I don't, I want to, you know. So shout out to the teeth divas. I'm sorry you're bleeding, but if you get really into it, it will get better. I'm not, I'm not sorry. I'm not apologizing for my blood.

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Um, no, I know I have to go back and I'm just like, I need to find a hygienist that is like, although, you know, it's funny, like the last hygienist I had, she was hysterical because she'd be hacking away like a serial killer at my mouth. But telling me about her like going- Saw. Yes. Saw in the technique and then like sex in the city in the banter. Like we were at brunch talking like girlfriends.

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Oh, I dated this guy last night. It was a total disaster. Hack, hack, hack. Like it was actually kind of like a nice juxtaposition. It's sort of like- You have the little paper thing on your chest and she just takes a few of your fingers and puts them on there. She's cutting off other stuff. She's like, let's do those toes. Crimes of the future. You go to the crimes of the future dentist.

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You got to watch this Tim and Eric episode called Toes where it's like he plays a doctor who snips people's toes off. And the opening scene is this girl, this fabulous actress who goes to the dog. She's like, so he's like, so what can I do for you, young lady? She's like, my toes. I don't want them anymore. No, you do. He snips them right off. Balance. Snips them right off. Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Thank you.

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So just the accent, just the accent.

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My blue chips and salsa were snatched from the television. Her bony claws came through the screen and took my steak, Diane, away from me and chopped it.

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Fierce.

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Stupid.

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Those, there's six of them.

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There is also a Ritz Carlton available in downtown LA if you don't like the Queen Mary. Hell yeah!

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I can't do my, um, my children wanted a granola bar. So I went to the field and I, and I harvested granola for 30 years. I've been watching this fucking whore and it's, it went from sincere. Like I think this is my take on it. I didn't really dig that deep, but this is a very, it's like a model type of woman who's married, married to this model type of man.

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She's in her kitchen and she's filmed sideways. So she looks extremely skinny. Like, why are you standing sideways? And she is making fruity pebbles from scratch for her little children's. And it takes about 1300 hours. And it's just so over the top. And then the voice is so like, it's like, so my children woke up and wanted fruity pebbles.

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So I then embarked on this odyssey that took about three and a half years to create fruity pebbles from scratch in my own home. And I think it now has become self-aware that it's a satire of itself in a way. Of course. And it's, of course, spawned a lot of satirical parodies of it. And again, cooking from scratch isn't evil. No, no, no, no. It's not evil. It's not evil.

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It's just, it's so, it's exactly the type of thing that people are afraid of on social media that like comparing their lives to these like other picture perfect lives.

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Yeah, I guess it's just like Vine died and we all made it. Also, we lived a long time without any social media. We were all kind of okay. I just, well, some things I would have thought, like when I want to watch, there's a few TikToks I need to watch all the time. One of them is the Krispy Kreme lady. Have you ever heard of Krispy Kreme? And was it Krispy? Right, right. Like, I love that.

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I have to watch Head V Empty every day.

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That's on Instagram though. Yeah, that's on Instagram. Have you prayed today? Have you prayed today?

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The clips of RuPaul they always use are so funny.

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And the Jeffree Star in the swing. It's just like, it's just like, okay, okay, Fatty. Okay, Fatty, we both know why you're here, James Charles. It's so, it's, I feel so honored that they've included me in those compilations. What the Sigma is. Oh, with the Sigma, yes. I got to watch this shit every fucking day. RuPaul in red, slow motion in the field. I got to watch that shit every fucking day.

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I guess one of the, I get one of the scenes I watched, I watched this 10 minute long fight scene with Charlize Theron and Atomic Blonde apparently in one take and This fight scene is breathtaking. It's so brutal and it's so realistic. And this bitch is a beast. What movie was it? Atomic blonde. Oh, atomic blonde. This, this bitch is a beast. Yeah. She is so good.

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Have you prayed today? And then we got an email from somebody, maybe not our manager, maybe agent, somebody. They were like, here's the protocol for preparing for the end of TikTok.

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Oh my God. Make sure that you... Gird your loins. Potable water.

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They said they wanted me to go through my TikTok and save all the videos. I'm like, this isn't the Rosetta Stone. Mama.

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This isn't... This is going to be time consuming, so you need to start now.

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I know. I know. And then they were like... But then I was like, oh shit, I do have some drafts. I might as well post them all quick so that I can... At least put them on reels.

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It was literally earthquake preparedness, like doomsday prep. Like it was that energy.

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People were more concerned in LA about the TikTok ending than the fires.

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Well, because honestly, the fires represented less of a threat to their livelihood than TikTok coming down.

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Well, do you know what I do? And then I thought to myself, well, what do I actually like about TikTok? Because I'm not a doom scroller of it. I never go on TikTok. But it's amazing for when you're like... Oh, yeah. How do you make pasta from scratch quick? Miss YouTube's got you covered. But they're long. YouTube is monetized to make it long.

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So if you're watching a video where it's like... Short toe.

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That's true.

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That's true. Short toe. That's true. And then I thought, well, my platform is YouTube. So if YouTube went away, I would be sad. I just don't think I would do this in the arms of the angel. I think you would.

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I think you'd fire up the glimmer glass and you'd be Tati Westbrook. And it would be a three hour, three part mini series of, I can't believe this is a fork in the road.

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Do I remember that? That was crazy. I remember where I was when that happened. That was crazy. I remember where in the studio I was sitting when that whole thing unfurled and I watched a 45 motherfucking minute video of it. Dick and cock? Sucking dick and cock at my birthday party? Crazy. That woman was in her 40s. What I... It's so crazy. It's so wild. Sugar bear hair vitamins?

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Something like that? Different times. Yeah. And then, of course, the Nympho Wars Odyssey that unfurled about it. I love it because those horrors really go in on it. You got to listen to their commentary on Amir Ali Perez. It's wild and wonderful. I don't know what. I listened to them really religiously for a while. And then I think. I haven't been listening.

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I haven't been listening to any podcast, though, to be fair, though.

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I've been listening to a lot of liberal smut.

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Pod Save America I've been listening to that liberal smut I just made that up I've been listening to I listen to Pod Save America and I listen to that's about it lately for the ear holes because I was religiously listening to Office Ladies but it's a rewatch of The Office they made it to the end okay so then I stopped and it was it was emotional what I mean what could you recommend isn't that horrible we do podcasting and don't listen to podcasts isn't that horrible no if I'm a circus performer I'm not going to watch a tight wire act

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Yeah, and when I do consume drag too, I'm like, you guys got to watch this video from 2008 of Tammy Brown doing In the Jungle as a jungle person.

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I mean, the only thing, like I said, the lip sync of Boy Bar, what, 96 or 92 is the only drag number I've ever watched. And it's like a VHS quality on YouTube. I had to reignite the hot water tank in my home. You did? Yeah, because I didn't have fucking cold water. I had no hot water. So, you know, my stank ass on day three was like, we got to rectify this. You didn't have hot water? Uh-huh.

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In your condo? Why is that up to you? Because I'm living in a squalor with a paper-thin walled piece of shit, little fucking shit-ass construction. I wish you would have had your old house. I've been wistfully reminiscing about that box, too. Remember your yard? Yep. Remember your pergola? Remember your gym?

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Remember every time I would, I would peel out and hit pedestrians, including Buddhist nuns on the way home to catch the sunset. I would, if it was like five 55, I'd be like, I'd look at the sunsets at six 12 going up the fucking hill. I'd be running up, like sprinting up to the top level and just pants down, gooning mouth open, tongue waggling. Oh, Belinda. I, I,

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And, and, and it's, and as the fight scene goes on and on and on, and she's, she doesn't like wallop every bad guy. Like they're nothing. So it's realistic. Like these are thugs, henchmen who are really good at beating the shit out of people. So she gets harassed.

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I think I would miss the instruction part of TikTok for sure. But you're right. I guess shorts and reels exist.

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Because on YouTube, you got all the comments right there. Like this is, I mean, it takes a very low amount of media literacy and a little bit of patience to really find, you know, if you want to clean something, if you want to do anything. anything you got. I was like, I got the shit ass wall-to-wall carpeting. This guy, this incredible guy made these incredible videos.

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And he's also like, Hey, if you want a shorter version of this, here's the cliff notes version linked to that. Right. And it's how to, it's so, they're so informative. They're so comprehensive. They're so fabulous. These people are legends. I've been really horny for, um, Google Gemini for that reason. I have no idea. Is that the AI? Yeah.

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Do you know, I recently learned that AI was used to develop the script of Amelia Perez. Don't you know, pump it up. I can't. It makes sense, right? It makes sense. I can't with this bullshit, this larceny, this theft, this raping and ravaging of the art world and the seek and destroy of my eyeballs and ear holes. Right. I want all of them to go to jail and be in hell.

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No, I wouldn't say I would use it. I've never used it for anything creative, but things like, I would hope not. Like if I'm watching a movie and I'm like, what do people, do people like this movie? I like that. That's like a condensed version of me going through a Google search and like finding out if people like this movie and be like, Oh, rotten tomato says this, this is this. I'm like, great.

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People don't like it. They do like it. Yeah. Yeah. It's wild bitch. I creative shit.

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Making a movie from, from, and I read, and I haven't seen the new Wolfman, but I read a bunch of people's responses and reviews were like the show, the movie was 90 minutes and it was slow and boring. And I'm like, fuck, how are you doing all that? How are you doing that in this day and age? How are you doing that? We know better.

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beat down and as the fight goes on every it's slowing down and people get sloppy because they're tired and they're getting the shit beat out of them it's really brutal it's really incredible and she should have got a fucking oscar for it boo i love her she's incredible she rented the trixie motel once she did she beat everybody up she rented it out i mean i don't know if i'm allowed to she rented it it was private private event for her she is so cunt she's so fierce and she did not have to get all ugly to do that movie to get that oscar

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Can you imagine creating going, you know how much, you know how long, expensive and crazy it does to make a movie? It's like insane. It's a huge drawn out and difficult process. Months. Months, months, months, months, months. Years sometimes. All the people, all the money, all the efforts, all the talent. And then you're making something boring.

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Then it's going to be boring. Can I ask why? A horror movie that's boring.

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Can I ask why you didn't see Wicked, but you watched Amelia Perez? Well, okay. Great question. Because you did musicals.

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I don't like, I like Kanner and Ebb. I like, you know, I love the classic. I love Sweet Charity Chicago. I love Bob Fosse, all that stuff. Okay. But all that stuff makes sense. And the music's cool. Right. I wasn't my choice to watch this. It was the gay faggot Christmas. And we all thought that there was going to be wild ground. You know, we thought it was going to be weird.

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It was going to be outrageous. And it was in a bad way. But it's like, how can you make a boring movie? What are you doing? How are you going to make a boring movie? Right. Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring horror movie.

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I think we need to go back to drawing and painting. You know, well, you don't also, people also make boring plays. Like people do girl.

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I fell asleep at a play once in the front row. What play? Oh, bitch. It was, um, I don't even remember. Love it. In Ireland. I was like, Oh, do you girl?

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I recently, I don't know why I keep getting suggested this, but, um, Wait, did you see Oh Mary? You didn't, did you? No. I don't know why I keep getting suggested this, but I keep getting suggested videos of people who are like, hey, I'm a cover for this lead play on Broadway or whatever. And I have to go in today.

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So it's like they wake up in the morning and get a text to say, you're on for Marty McFly in Back to the Future. And they'll then vlog their day online. I just like I'm kind of in shock. You and I did over 100 Trixie and Katya lives on a nightly basis. I was not sure if I would know what we were doing. I'm like one of those Republicans on the stand being like, I do not recall. I do not recall.

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Like every night, same songs and same words. I'd be like. What do I say now? Cause all we do is make things up. So the part of my brain that has to retain information. Oh, I know. After feed. I don't know anyone's name. I don't know the words to my own music.

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She has none.

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For these people to be, what are they? Maybe you maybe cover alpha bun wicked a couple of times a month. Maybe. I don't know.

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Yeah. No, what are these understudies doing? And you haven't done it. Are they working at a barista? Wait, what are they doing else? What are they doing during the rest of their day? Like what's the schedule?

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I mean, they might get paid to just be on standby. Cause think about it. You can't have another job. That's right.

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And you also, you're not, I don't think the Broadway people are making a ton of money to be honest. I really don't. I really don't.

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I think they do it for the prestige. Like, you know, that's where you get artistic fulfillment. I just think, how do you like, Oh, I'm going to go play alphabet today, but I haven't done it in three weeks.

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What? They probably do it every day. I mean, it's like my crazy French horn player guy, you know, he, no matter what, he's 5am in his car blowing on that fucking horn every day.

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If I was the understudy, I would go to the play and I would be like Amy Poehler and Mean Girls. I would like kind of be acting out what they're doing. Like a stage mom. I didn't think that's what they do. I mean, not there, but like, I think they probably go through it every day. Maybe if anybody knows, comment, maybe they go to the play and stand in the wings and kind of mark it.

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Maybe they kind of do the lip sync. Maybe they will be present on the stage side to watch the costume changes. Or maybe they used to play it. Because what if Roxy breaks her leg in the first act? I mean, it does come back to you. Like, I think we could mount Trixie and Katya live in a week again. Green room.

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What is it?

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I love that joke. Not one person laughed. You made me remove it.

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And I don't like that. There was this joke. No, no, no, no, no. We didn't remove it. We did it every night to no laughs. No, we removed it. No, we didn't. Swear to God. Memory. I have none.

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Oh, we were mad in the play. And I go, green room now. And you go, green room. What is it? And then I go, it's a room at the back of the theater where performers wait to go on. But that's not important right now.

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And no one ever laughed. I would always pause for the applause. It's funny. That shit's funny. Airplane is funny shit. Cockpit? What is it? It's the room in the front of the plane where the pilot flies the plane. But that's not important right now. It's so funny.

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Airplane. Airplane. I love Leslie Nielsen. Are you kidding me?

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Naked Gun? Naked Gun. Spy Hard? How hot and wet do you like it? Very hot. Nice beaver. Thanks. I just had it stuffed. Come on. They, you know, they were the same guys who did ghost. They were? Yes. The Zucker brothers, I believe. Somebody look it up. Mark Zuckerberg did it. Yeah. Did you like the perm?

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Have you seen Miss Things perm? I can't look at Miss, I can't listen. I can't look at adult perms. She is a teenage male TikToker. I can't do it. She's giving what Sean White, like Sean White by way of American girl doll. I don't know what the fuck she's doing. She's got this little spiral perm.

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She does not have an Oscar for monster because she's ugly. She was amazing in that movie. The scene where she's on the phone and she tells that sheriff to get out of here. No, Selby's like, girl, where are you? Like, won't you admit that what you did because the phone is tapped and she realizes it's much like that scene in Breaking Bad where Walter White takes the fall. Yeah.

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Mama, get out of here. Get out of here. Get lost. Shave your head and get lost. Shave your head and get lost. Get out of here.

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I guess that's also what I liked about TikTok is it wasn't a Musk or Zuckerberg owned and operated thing. Shaoxingping. And that's where I also feel like it's a monopoly where these companies are like, we're the American companies that own the social media. And if we three white men can't make money off this, we got to find a way to get you out of here.

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You know what I mean? It's kind of a monopoly in a way. But also people, people who are making all their coin from the social media platforms, they're the product. You know what I mean? It's not like free speech. This is a business that some other person operates that you are the product when you sign up for it. You know what I mean?

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Yes. Can I ask a question? This is like just, I think you have a really sound moral compass and I think you're really smart when it comes to hypotheticals and how you think something would play out. People like the Zuckerbergs, the Musks, the Bezos, they are billions of heirs, right? When you have that much money, What do you really want? Don't you have more money than you need or will ever need?

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Power. Power. Power. Yeah. Because they know that, I mean, I would assume that they've lived long enough that money is not going to make them happy. Cause it's like, well, you know, they've, they've gone, they've, they've tried every dopamine hit that is possible on this. Through money. Yes. Yeah. I mean, they've, they've killed a bunch of hookers. They've fucked their dead brains or whatever.

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You know what I mean? It's like, they've gone to every extreme. Right. But I think that, yeah, I think that they just want, what's the, that the last house on the left is just power. In my experience too. Legacy. I don't know. Control everything.

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Yeah. Legacy, I guess. Yeah. Secure. I mean, I have found in LA and in Tamar, there's a lot of rich people who aren't famous. And I do think rich people want to be famous because it's one of the things you can't really buy.

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Well, it's the, it's the, it's the triangle of sadness. It's money, fame, youth. So we're rich and famous, but you're aging. So you're scrambling at youth. So the young people are trying to be rich and famous, but so everybody's got something else and they're all chasing each other's tails in this triangle of sadness. It's horrible. I've never- Is that what that means? No, no, it's not.

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But I mean, think about it. Like, you know, like you said, the housewives are, you know, they're rich, but they really want to be famous and they really want to be young. And they're jealous of the young people and the young people are jealous of the rich people and the rich people are jealous of the famous people and so on and so forth.

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I mean, I know people who are very rich who like are just trying to get on reality TV. Yeah. Because I think they're like, okay, we have money. Next thing.

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Why can't I buy this? Why can't I buy this? They're frustrated because they could buy an island. They could buy a state, but they can't buy a production company.

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But I guess you can also get so rich that you are famous. Whoa. Because think about it. If you're a billionaire, every room you enter, people will go, oh, Steve is coming. He's a billionaire. Yeah. That's the first thing people know about you.

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But other famous people or other millionaires will be like, but Steve's a fucking idiot. Steve's a fucking moron. Steve's a loser. Right. And then you don't have respect. And also talent. No respect. No respect. I don't get no respect at all. My daughter, she comes home at 10 o'clock. I still have to come home at 9. She comes home at 10. No respect. No respect. No respect.

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Did you ever see Natural Born Killers? Of course. Oh my God. I just rewatched that scene. Girl. The sitcom scene with, it's like yikes. The sitcom scene is so cool. It's wild.

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I love Miss Juliet.

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She eats in that movie.

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She eats. She almost came on the YouTube channel once.

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Chomping it up. Are you serious?

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We were DMing and she was like interested and we just didn't find a time that worked out. Juliet and the licks. That music is awesome.

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Rhymes with L7 kind of.

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no l7 oh that was the in that shit list was in that soundtrack was uh in the the natural one killer soundtrack i was obsessed with that song when she they beat the shit of the people in the diner i think oh yeah yeah damn all the stone i also recently watched pulp fiction oh yeah which i've seen of course like maybe a dozen times yeah and i watched it a lot when i was younger which maybe i was too young to understand what was going on as an adult i'm watching and i'm like

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This is dumb, but I think I first saw that movie when I was like six or seven, definitely too young. But I'm like, oh, as an adult, I'm like, he throws that fight. Bruce Willis throws the fight and kills, well, he's supposed to throw the fight and he kills the guy.

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And it's like, well, he knows he's got to pump it up. He's got to pump it up. You gotta pump it up. Don't you know? I was watching the Golden Globe clip of those two women talking about the balance. Ha ha ha. Do you think that was cringe? Do you think that was fun? Of course. I mean, I think all war show shit is cringe.

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And I'm like, whoa. And then his little girlfriend wants a pot belly. Remember that? She wants a pot belly. If I had a pot, I'd punch you in it.

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Oh, she said, I punch you in the pot belly.

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He said he would punch you in the pot. And then. And I'll strike down upon thee with furious anger. So fierce. And then he gets raped in a fucking dungeon with the gimp watching. Damn. Shooting the head in the back of the car. Shooting the head on accident. Accident. A royale with cheese. There's a lot of stuff going on in that movie. It's a wonderful movie.

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I love it when that scene where she's snorting heroin and it's just so wild.

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Is it bad to snort heroin?

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Yeah, well, she thinks it's cocaine. Right. If you snort heroin, is it bad? You die. Do people snort heroin? I think, yes, you can snort heroin. Just for example, I crushed up an oxy, tiny, tiny pill, tiny pill once and snorted half of it. And I was her. You were? I was almost instantly on the floor, freezing cold, sweating buckets, throwing up, throwing up, throwing up.

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Worst drug experience of my whole life by far. And it was a tiny pill of oxycontin. So yeah, you're not trying to do a big fat heroin like it's cocaine. No, no, no. How horrible. I know. Drugs are wild. I wanted to talk about something else. There's one. Yes. Oh, wait a minute. So Colin Joss, I was like, is this real? Is this AI? Is this fake? What the fuck was that?

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We were on Pop Culture Jeopardy.

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Oh, Pop Culture Jeopardy. I was gagged because I love Jeopardy. You better believe no one knew who they answer.

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Of course, they were like...

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These famous drag queens, Trixie and Katya, do a podcast called what? And it's all these people going like, this must be a joke question. That can't be real.

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But I love the little smirk on Miss Joss' face when you said it. It was cute. Well, she loves us. She's obsessed with us, in fact. Yeah. And Scarlett should be worried. She should be really worried. Because we're going to be sucking on his dick and balls and assholes.

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She will be left because he will be going for two bald men who refuse to have sex with him at the same time. Exactly. Because we're going to keep it coming. Would you ever have sex with someone with me?

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No, I don't. No, it'd be too good.

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Let's play it fucking with my sister. It's right in the bus with my sister. It's too much. It's too much. I don't care how hot. I don't care how hot. I love you. I'm happy for you. Maybe through a sheet. Maybe through a sheet.

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We don't love the same men.

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I'll take the top half. You take the bottom half. And we do a sheet like a medical situation. No, we saw him in half. I take one half home. You take the other half home. You got to respect the balance. Yes. Maybe we do like Paul. I couldn't do Polly either. Polly. Pocket Who's Polly You know Polly People who do the Polly stuff No mama It's Multiple loves What It's Judge Judy who has the time.

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I think it was cringe.

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But she does that hot girl thing that only hot girls can do where she looks at the camera and goes...

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But you don't want someone to stay over.

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Sweetie, that doesn't mean I want multiples. And then he comes to my house to sleep over.

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Then I'm going to beat his ass with a bat. You know, that bat from Yankee Stadium I keep by the side of my bed. For the killer.

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For the killer. There's also nobody you and I both want.

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Well, that's the thing. Yeah, we don't have a lot of overlap. But I married the rhinestone. It's not a bat that Wendy Williams has by the bedside. It's a rhinestone bat with spikes on it. Shit. Honey. She showed a picture of that thing on a talk show because I went down a killer rabbit hole. And it's not just a bat from Yankee Stadium that she has in her bedside. It's a medieval torture device.

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I think people just like, I think they're over the lip bite, which I'm not personally yet, but she goes, it's like, it's so, I mean, I find it to be extremely sensual and sexy.

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Did I ever tell you about the time I stole a golf club? This was in college. And you know when you're drunk and you're like, I'm going to do something wild. I'm going to let a car on fire. Tonight's the night. I was leaving this random person, straight people. I went to And, like, as I was leaving, there was a golf club by the door, front door.

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And I was like, wouldn't it be funny if we fucking took that? Was it in a bag with all the other clubs? I thought, like, it was by the door. Like, oh, this is your weapon? Okay, Miss Thing. Okay, Tiger Woods. The next day, I get, like, a DM on Facebook. And I was like, did you take a golf club from my house? And I said... Who's calling? Hello? Your call is very important to us.

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Dude, that's, I think he said something like, that's kind of shitty, but also I'm a lefty and I had to have that made. You can't have that. And I don't know how, but I got it back to him. You stole it on purpose? I took it home. What'd you do with it?

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drinking alcohol I probably was walking twirling like a faggot like a baton yeah so then I brought it back and I cleaned all the shit off it the lube and the shit with my mouth the truffle butter gross you know what I tried to get fucked in the butt I said no ma'am the straight people love to do anal do you think they're douching or do you think they're just shitting is it just hamburger helper sweetie darling I don't think they are people are eating lunch Mary people are eating their lunch I don't think they are I think they're big lunches and then just I think and then the shitty dick up the pussy too because they're doing bofa

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you fuck, you put your shit, you put your dick in my ass, turn me on, got shit in my pussy. No, that's a bad, that's not a good thing. And when you see that in a porno, number one, that woman has douched to high heaven. That woman's colonic irrigation is on point. Okay. Number two, this is not an activity that is advisable to do at home. It's not safe for home.

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A professional course, do not attempt at home. Three, the whole, I didn't, I just slipped. It slipped and went up your ass. The whole thing, boo. It slipped and went up your ass? Yeah, sorry that my dick slipped out of your pussy and went all the way up into your ass balls deep.

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Well, yeah, she's so young. I think, I mean, I'm going to be gross. The older male viewer that, that sort of like, what is that? A cock? Like, you know, it's a sex thing.

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I consider myself- 99% of bottom. And every time I have to do that, I swear to God, I'm like, ow, what are you nuts? Like nothing's just slipping in there.

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This grip. Are you kidding me? Girl, tell me about, I'm 40. I'm 49 years old. I'm going to be 50 tomorrow. And I have not. I have not mastered even... I can't do nothing.

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And not for lack of trying. You walking around with a traffic cone up your butt at home, you falling asleep with the butt plug in, pushing it out in the shower. Imagine the grip. Yeah. The grip... I'd hate to be your neighbor. You're so wrapped up in what it's like for you to hear your neighbors. Imagine what they fucking hear.

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Do you think that is the, that is the originator of the stress, right? If I was an asshole, didn't give a shit about any, everything I did at home, I would be, I'm like, whatever. They don't, they come knocking with no, you know, I don't have no note. They're not coming knocking. They're not banging on the wall. I'm just whatever. I am constantly on DEF CON stuff.

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about like every single thing that I do because I don't want to disturb them because I hear everything that they do. Right. It's a horrible situation. But I was trying to get fucked in the butt the other day and I was like... You were? Yes, I was trying to. Did you want this? I wanted to get fucked in the butt. I said, hey. By who? My friend who has fucked me in the butt before. Oh, okay.

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Yeah. Oh my God. There's three cocks in my ass right now. But if I looked like her, my lip would be bit off. My breasts and booty and pussy would be DOA. Yeah.

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I don't know if I told you about this, but he has this thing where... He can inflate his dick. Like, you know how if you just like contract and your ears move? It's like that. He can like do that. And the girth of his wiener increases so significantly that it feels like it's inflating in your booty hole. Do you want this? It's wild. It's wild. It's wild.

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Okay. Are you versed now? Are you a bisexual? I wish. Are you fucking kidding me?

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You fat bitch.

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I would, I mean, whatever. I just, but I was trying to get fucked in the mug and I have a douche. Also, Courtney left her douche in the guest bathroom. Courtney X? So disgusting. Huge thing. Giant. Do vegans have to douche? She claims that she doesn't.

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Doesn't she just kind of like put out a bouillon cube twice a week?

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Yeah. Apparently she's got like a, well, she's everything is magic about Ms. Courtney Act. It's like perfect. But yeah, I was like, I don't know. Then you got to like, I know that I'm not getting fisted, so I'm not like doing the whole damn thing. But like, I don't know. The stress of like pooping on the weenie makes me like stressed out.

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And then the stress actually makes me have to go to the bathroom and then I get a douche again. And then I'm hungry. I want to eat dinner, but then I'm like afraid. It's like a whole thing.

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I mean, this idea, I just think this idea that I'm going to bottom later so I can't eat all day. I'm like, baby, what is your system? What is your, what is your, why is your digestive system a powder keg?

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Dead on arrival. I think that's the problem with my drinking. Last weekend, I wasn't respecting the balance. You got it. Because if drinking was the substance, I would have had that dead finger by now. Hello, you had that club foot. What's your favorite era of her? I love the dead finger. I love the chip tooth version.

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You can't eat all day because you might get fucked later. That's crazy. No, that's crazy. I think that's also maybe the, no, I don't know. I'm not sure. I can't speak on that, but I just like, I don't know. It's not the juice. The juice isn't worth the squeeze sometimes. And plus I love what about kissing, hugging and smooching and jerking. Whatever happened to that? Because Mary, this is LA.

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Everybody, everybody wants this. They want saw. Yeah. They want hostile up their ass. Everybody goes, this is going to be great. Um, I really like you. They had a really nice date. Now, after I've passed out completely, I wouldn't need you to restart my heart. Like they want that level.

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We should probably fuck in an ambulance. Cause that's the end game.

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right so i've rented taking my friends at emt totally we're gonna fuck in the back of the ambulance and go to the hospital because if you don't put me in the hospital i'm bored let's call 911 now and then we have about nine minutes before you know they're here yeah it's crazy i don't know i just here's the thing i'm very grateful for like you asked me if i wanted a boyfriend i don't really want one well you can't get one because you're ugly no i love i love my

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Well, that is a precursor to having one.

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I love myself. But I also... In the mirror.

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I believe that. I think you're very lovable. To be honest, I don't mean this as a read. I don't know who... I don't know who either. I don't know. And... I don't know what that looks like. Girl, I don't see you coming home being like, what should we get for dinner? No, no, no, yeah.

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Like, I don't see that. No, I know. I think it's, I really do. The only thing I can visualize, hey, babe, what are we going to do for dinner? Should we go on a date night, babe? Yeah, I want to go to the movies, babe. Girl!

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No, no, no, no. Like, babe, I trimmed my pubes. Like, why shit the bed again, babe? Ooh, so it gets wet and brown. But like, you wake it up and being like, should we do French toast, babe? Oh, no! I don't know, like, what is that? No, no, no, no. Corny, I want you to meet my mom. Babe.

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No, it'd be a see it for you. No, my Tuesday, Friday night into Saturday. There's a schedule. So we hang out on Tuesday nights. Don't stay over. Don't think about it. Don't even get near that bed. We're fucking in the living room. And then- Right, nobody's going to go for that. Bitch. Then on Friday night, we do our date night, obviously, dinner, movie, whatever. We fuck, we don't fuck.

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You sleep over, different rooms. He's gone by 1 p.m. the next day. We do have a lovely breakfast the next day, though.

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You're going to date somebody and make them sleep over in a different room.

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I'm not going to make them. It's a choice we'll come to together. I guess because you know, what's going to happen on night a, I'm going to hear him snore. I'm going to get mad. He's going to retaliate on night B. He's going to, he's going to, um, the opposite is going to happen. Are you a night sweater? Do you sleep in sweat? Am I a Nikki fan?

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Cause I, can I just say something? And this is like, I would never say anything mean about any group of people, but if you sweat during your sleep, you are fucking gross. I know you can't help it. And I'm sorry for you. But when you lean over in bed and you're like, I love, love, I love to be cuddled. And you wrap your arms around a 200 pound salamander and you're like sweat.

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Yeah. I love the bald. I love monster Eliza Sue. Cause she's, she's there to, she loves me. I love the one before that where she's bald. That's us. Oh yeah. That's Dragonona in the kitchen. No, no, no, no. The one where she's bald. Oh, but she's bald. She looks in the mirror and she's like, Oh yeah. She's got the big old nasty, but that's, that is definitely us. That is definitely us.

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So why do you think I would, why I want to live alone? And why did you think I shield, I consciously shield my horror from the, from everybody else's experience. My brother recently sent me a picture of his mattress stained with sweat, like the shroud of Turin.

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And yeah, so I don't want to be a hater, but people who do sweat at night also are like, oh yeah, I sweat a lot. It's gross.

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It is gross. Not only that, I do something worse than sweat. Unforgivable that I can't, that I've done since a child and I can't control it. I'm a drooler bitch. Okay. Yeah. I'm flipping the pillow. I'm throwing those sheets, those pillowcases away. I'm changing pillows. Like it's like they're tampons. It's horrible.

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And I don't want to suggest, I don't want to subject anybody that I would prefer to have limited time so that they can see me at my best. And then I can save the shitty rotten stuff for myself and my friends.

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I mean, I do something which is also pretty bad, which is I'm always cold, so my hands and feet are always cold. Your hands are freezing. My size 13 foot while you're sleeping, you might just feel that on your stomach. On your back because I gotta get warm. Girl, around the warm. Imagine the grip. The neck. Neck brace of foot. The ice cold Poojies wrapped around the jugular because I'm code.

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You know what I mean? I'm code. I need you to lay on top of me. I'm gonna lay on top of you. I'm the smotherer. No.

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I'm the smotherer. That's the terrifier to me. I hate that shit. I'm the scrant and strangler. Get off of me. Yeah. Your son is Sam. You with a boyfriend? No. Babe. No, no, no. So listen, also- Should we ride together, babe? Should we go home to- My Christmas, babe?

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And I don't want to be- I don't want to be- I'm not trying to be insensitive or weird, but like it would- I would be better off with a deaf person or like someone who didn't speak English or there was a-

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a significant barrier to kind of regular communication, so to speak, where like we have something, we have like a sexual connection, a body connection, and also we're very deeply introverted and we love space. That I could see as something happening For a significant amount of time. You want to be Shirley Ralph.

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Does she marry somebody in jail? I just saw a clip of her, a press clip of her saying, I love my husband. I have my, my life. He has his life. I have mine. He has his career. I have my, she went on a little long dress. She was kind of like, I have my toenails.

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He has his socks. I got my pants. He's got his jeans.

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But she was saying for her, what works for her is a very separate relationship.

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Well, yeah. What was the famous person? I think it was like somebody like fucking Liz Taylor or whatever. Like what's the, who is it? It's like the secret to what's the secret to a successful marriage, separate rooms in separate houses on separate streets or something like that. Yeah. I wouldn't want that.

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But you're romantic and you're, you've always been in a relationship and you're good at that. I mean, it's just not my forte. I love being alone. I love kissing my, kissing myself in the mirror and then, you know, drooling on the pillow, sweating in the bed. You're a little weird. Yeah, no shit.

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We're also in Hathaway and the witches. No, actually, we're just one of the witches in the crowd at the original witches movie. You may remove your wigs.

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Like, what are you going to like walk around with your metal butt plug in watching the same movie on a loop with my little pink slick it up onesie on doing pushups? Like, I don't think so.

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I don't know, babe. They'd be like, they would like their eyes would bulge out and they'd run for the hills.

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Yeah. You know what else I like to do? And this is horrible. I don't know where this comes from. I like to get really close to someone in bed and look up at them and go, tell me a story from when I was a baby. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. And it always gets that response. It's just such a crazy thing to say. I think I got it from SpongeBob. Okay.

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You do that Marilyn voice saying, hey, daddy.

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Yeah.

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Hey, daddy. What is it like to make Christmas cookies?

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Is Marilyn Michael Jackson? What the fuck was that?

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Hey, I go through hell sleeping with sweaters. Happy birthday, Mr. President. I go through hell sleeping with you. Your body's so wet at night.

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Wait, one last thing, one last thing. So I have a bet with one of our producers, Ms. Marquez here, that if, I think I owe her something because Demi Moore won the Golden Globe. While I want, while I would be so thrilled if Demi Moore won an Oscar for The Substance, nominations come out on Thursday, I don't think it's going to happen. Okay. I don't think it's going to happen.

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Just realistically, I don't think it's going to happen. However, if it does, she is owed a very expensive 70 course meal at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Really? So stay tuned to see how it plays out.

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Can I ask, why are you the one betting that she wouldn't get it?

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Because I don't think it's going to happen. Like I'm realistic. Like I just didn't, in terms of the history of the Academy and like the patterns and stuff, I just. You think it's going to be like Tony Collette Hereditary where it's like, it's a horror movie, so no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because sometimes it's kind of horror. Yeah, it is a horror movie.

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And I don't think a lot of Academy members take it seriously as a film because it gets so kook with the end. Plus I think I haven't, well, I haven't seen, I think Fernanda Torres from I'm Still Here is probably going to win. I'm not sure, but I can't wait to find out. Now when Oscars happen, have you seen most of these movies? So I haven't. So that's why I'm not really that invested.

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Whenever I wear, I have one of those short like bob wigs. Whenever I put it on, I feel like her.

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Like I'm not going to watch The Brutalist. I'm not going to watch, I probably will watch Wicked when it comes on streaming. You know, I haven't even watched Baby Girl and that ain't up for an Oscar, but like, I don't know. I can't even watch Baby Girl. Why? Because it just doesn't seem that good. I'm sorry.

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You love Nicole Kidman. You love explicit sex shit.

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But it's not that explicit. It's not that explicit. It's kind of... How do you know you haven't seen it? Because I've read every review of it and God, Andrew told me everything that happens in it because he's obsessed with it. I'm not on her jock like Andrew is. Oh, I thought you really liked her. No, I love her. But I mean, I love Julianne Moore too.

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David used to say she's the greatest actress of all time. That is categorically untrue. But... No, I mean, she's very talented. She's been in every TV and movie since 1992. She works every single day. She hasn't had a holiday or MLK Jr. Day in a while. Girl, when the wind was happening, she was filming. Of course.

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Well, we're talking about short wigs. Miss Catherine Hunter in the front room. I don't know if anybody's into really bad, horrible shit ass movies, but I needed a palate cleanser from Miss Amelia Perez. So I put on the front room. I thought there was a limit to how... I thought I reached the nadir of bad movie watching when I watched Amelia Perez. This front room movie... The front room?

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She was creating the wind. It was so cunty. Hi, Pop Crave. What?

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She literally was like, Pop Crave? She's like, okay, blah, blah, blah. I love that shit. So fierce. She looks so cunty. She's quite a beauty, of course. I think my favorite performance of hers is in Eyes Wide Shut. Oh, God. I'm going to have to say... To Die For. I amend it. To Die For. I know you like musicals. She is great in Moulin Rouge. I mean, it's so beautiful.

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She's great in Moulin Rouge and Practical Magic. Yeah, of course. I mean, did you ever see Destroyer? No. Oh my God, she gets ugly. Girl, she played this like hard scrabble cop. Karen Kusama film is so wild.

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Do you think that because of the substance, now that all these like hot bitch actresses are going to be put on the monster makeup trying to get the Oscar?

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No, I don't think so. Plus, I'm obsessed with any interview with Demi Moore. She went through hell doing that movie. Well, they love a physical transformation. Yeah, but on paper, something different than in real life. That THR roundtable, I'm obsessed with. My God, all those whores. She's a great actress. But Angelina Jolie, my God, that woman. Beautiful. Like... Yeah, beautiful.

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Like, what the fuck? Supernatural. Supernatural. Didn't love Maria, the callous movie, but shit, that woman is fucking Jesus Christ.

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David produced that movie, Please Baby Please, that Demi was in a couple years ago. I never saw that. Cole was in it too. Yes, Cole's in it too. And he got to work with her, obviously, very directly. And he said how amazing she was. I mean, her scenes, she was great. I love that scene in Charlie's Angels 2 where she goes, she's like right at the camera with the gun and she goes, no, I was great.

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Because, you know, she's like the former Charlie's Angel.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And she shoots that box. She shoots the Charlie box.

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And she jumps off the observatory or whatever. Oh, yeah. Those early 2000s fashions.

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you know, we got to watch it. We should watch and recap. Um, I've been really horny to rewatch the Halle Berry cat woman with Sharon Stone.

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Oh my God. That's giving very blender energy. It's so bad. It's so bad.

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It is, but I guess I'm gay. And so I'm still like, yes, you know, I, you know, I'm not, maybe I'm not that gay. Uh, The fact that Sharon Stone can be punched in the face because she uses the skin cream that turns you into concrete. And also Alex Borstein is in it. So it's like PETA. That's right. It's so crazy.

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It's weird. I got to find this clip of Catherine Hunter in the front room.

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Belinda.

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Send it over to me.

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on that note all right well thank you for joining us today i guess next time we film we will have the oscar yes we'll know the oscars and in the meantime you better pump it up tracy i hope you win the money yep yes pump it up

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It's called The Front Room. Miss Brandi Norwood, singer Brandi. Beautiful. Love Brandi. Love Brandi. Hi, Brandi. Hi, Brandi. You are terrible in this movie, Brandi. Love your music. Love your voice. Her face. Her face. Everything gorgeous. Not good acting. The husband, her husband in this movie, not good acting. Catherine Hunter, like celebrated stage actress, incredibly talented.

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She played all three witches in the Joel and Ethan Coen Macbeth movie. Incredible. Incredible. She is off the chain. Good? Well... No, it is. She plays this racist stepmom that goes and lives like an infirm old bitch who goes and lives with this couple. And she's Belinda's pregnant Belinda. And she says, oh, Belinda, Belinda. And she has this tantrum at dinner.

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She says, I'm a racist baby Belinda, Belinda.

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And then she falls on the floor, puts her booty up and then farts. shitting the bed, pissing the couch, doing all sorts of crazy debased, just undignified shit.

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Belinda, Belinda. She's like, my name is Belinda. Oh, Belinda.

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You watch a lot of movies. You watch a lot of movies.

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I got that soundbar and that little OLED, my little OLED.

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When you watch TV, do you like face it? Do you like to lay kind of on the side so you're watching like this? Do you like to sit up? What do you do?

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Well, it depends on what I'm watching. So I finally said to myself, this is enough bad movies. You know what? This is enough bad movies. Life is too short to waste time on shit-ass movies. So then I put on The Mirror by Andrei Tarkovsky. It's one of the most beautiful movies ever made. Do you cry at the movies? I cried at this movie, but I don't know why.

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It's very, it's very, oh, I cry at a fucking Toyota-thon. I mean, I cried. Like, you know.

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For Christmas, I watched some very sentimental films. I watched Fried Green Tomatoes. Have you seen this? Oh, yeah. Itchy. Oh, gosh. Didn't realize it was going to be Les. Didn't realize it was going to be Les. Marriage Story Masterson. Kathy Bates. Elephant Dress. I cried. Kathy Bates. And that is so. I'm older and I have more insurance. That's fun. Yeah.

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But there's this part where she's crying and she goes, I'm too young to be old, but I'm too old to be young. Terrible. I was like, preach, bitch. You better preach it out.

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Kathy Bates, but just Kathy Goon. That was somebody on the internet the other day. Oh, I saw that. Yeah, it's funny.

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That was... Tyler Oakley.

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That was Tyler Oakley. Someone on the internet.

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Someone on the internet. Someone on the internet. What is the movie, like, if you had to cry? You're Tyler Brokley. That's why you're in Collections, bitch. Shit. It's true. And then I watched The Color Purple. Oh. Which I was familiar with the soundtrack from the musical, but I actually hadn't seen it. Is this the original? Yeah. Okay. The musical, like the stage musical. Oh, no, wait.

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But I hadn't seen the original real, like, not real, but original one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a lot. It's tough. It's obviously very heavy material and it does have some very uplifting parts and some parts of it, there's parts of that movie that you do laugh at because there are comedic elements. There's whatever. Oh, she pisses her pants. Miss Oprah. Yes.

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Or like when, um, there's this scene where, there's this scene where Whoopi Goldberg, you know, she's like very shy and her friend who's this nightclub singer is singing a song she wrote for her and sings to her and have the whole room look at this girl while she gets like a song dedicated to her. And Whoopi plays it so beautiful. She like shrinks and like is in awe, but also embarrassed.

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I was like, and then at the end, obviously when they're little girls, they do, um, you know, this like Patty cake. Yes. Patty cake thing. And as adults, when they haven't seen each other in decades, that's like the first thing they do when they see each other. I would think it was the morning after Christmas. I was watching it like, ah, I was crying like Sarah fucking Paulson. Yeah.

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It was such a beautiful movie. Not exactly a holiday film. Everything's a Christmas movie, but sentimental shit. If it's, if it's remotely happy or remotely sad and movie, I'm crying.

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Oh yeah.

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I'm crying.

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Oh yeah. I can't help it. Niagara Falls.

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You know what my problem is too? You know when people have told me, I don't like to watch those type of scarier gore movies because it's just too much for me now. I think I'm that person now. I don't want to watch Saw. I don't want to watch The Chainsaw Up the Pussy. I don't want to watch it.

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Yeah. Well, funny thing. I just got a Blu-ray and a DVD of The Terrifier Part 3 sent to me. I don't have a DVD player, but. They sent it to you? Dare to dream. Yeah. Yeah. Two Blu-rays? Mm-hmm. Belinder. What are you going to do with them? I'm going to try to get a DVD off eBay or something.

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Oh, God. Your t-shirt. I have to play this. I make it a remix of Pump It Up for Solid Pink Disco. And you got to hear this little gunshot. I don't know if it's in a nightclub environment, if gunshot sounds are okay.

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I don't either. I put it in my PlayStation. I don't have that.

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Where am I going to put it? What am I going to put it on my butt?

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Belinder.

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Put it on my butt.

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Girl, I've been playing Silent Hill 2, which is so scary, and I have the sound bar. So, Mary, I'm in my house bloodshot terrified. She said, why don't you call me after you plug the sound bar in? I call her. I go, girl. My eyes are snatched fucking open playing this video game. Joanna Barbara Leslie got you good with the audio.

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In the game, if there's like, oh, I was like in a cave and the walls were like water trickling, those little speakers in the corner. Oh, yeah. If I had even one milligram of marijuana. It's a wrap. It would be a wrap. I don't think I can handle that JBL. It's that wind. Is the building coming down? We better go home. We got to go home. Too windy. Well, that's, girl, the whole month is a wash.

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It was Crimba, then two weeks after Crimba, then it was windy. Now it's inaugurations.

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Girl. Martin Luther King Jr. You ever seen Coming to America, the original? Of course. The remake was boo-boo. And you know what? Also, I got to say, and I hope I don't offend anybody. We saw it together and I have to retroactively amend my opinion about Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. I thought it sucks. Okay. I really do think it sucks.

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I think the only thing great about it was Catherine O'Hara who chewed up every scene she was in. But it was such a weak story. And I was rewatching that cunty scene where Monica Bellucci staples herself together. And I have it set to a Bee Gees song. Danny Elfman produced one of the most iconic scores and soundtracks of all film history for that original.

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They're going to do this cunty number to a Bee Gees song. You know what I mean? I just have a lot of umbrage I take with that movie.

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You know, the only thing I don't like about it, and I love disco, obviously, and I love MacArthur Park. Yeah. I didn't get down with the MacArthur Park part.

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No! Because I think they were trying to capitalize. How can we do a fierce lip sync in like a Harry Belafonte kind of way that they did in the first one? Which all it did was highlight to me how brilliant... that first movie. Amazing. It's, there's so many layers to it.

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There's some like the country mouse city mouse layer, the like dilettante artist, like a snotty art world that like the dead, the living, there's like so many different cool, like thematic dichotomies going on. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. Why is, why wasn't the uncle in it? Is he dead? Oh mama. Cause he's a fucking a pedo. Oh, he is. Yeah.

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And also the way that they treat the sex offender, it's all out the window. Yeah. It's they, they, they got to pump it up. But how they dealt with that was so bad because they gave him actually more screen time because they didn't just ignore him. They killed him off and then they had a different character play him with no head.

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And then they had all this like, they mentioned him so many damn times. You're like, well, where is he? And then you go Google him and like, oh, he's a pedo. So like, what the fuck? Oh, good point. I wouldn't even have, I mean, listen, I didn't know. I mean, you just told me I, but don't you, didn't they like, I assumed the actor was dead, right? That's what I asked.

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The cocking of a shotgun and the shooting sound is also sampled in one of my favorite Russian songs. But I believe Russians have a different relationship to gun violence than Americans. That would be my conjecture. Right. Have you ever fired a handgun? No, no, but I was, do you still want a gun? I do. I want several.

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He's, he's dead in Hollywood, you know, like his career is dead because of his sex offender stuff. But anyways, I just, sometimes they just put in new people and stuff.

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And I, the new, whenever there's a new person now with the internet, like when we just had a different Becky and Roseanne back in the day in the nineties, we just accepted it and moved on because we couldn't internet it. Like, yeah. Like and Viv. They had two different. Yeah. We didn't know. We just went with it. Yeah.

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And now when someone's missing or recast, the first thing I do is Google to that. Yeah.

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Employing Pillow Talk to Build Intimacy with Trixie and Katya

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Girl, what about the people? We said we'd talk about this last week, but what about the people giving... I know we all would have missed TikTok.

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Employing Pillow Talk to Build Intimacy with Trixie and Katya

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Mama, the eulogies. The eulogies. This is a video I never thought I'd have to make. The bracing for Armageddon, the eulogizing. Look out, because here I come.

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I'm not going to be able to do wiggle videos anymore.

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Please, if you care anything about me or my well-being, you've got to watch me on Instagram. It was so wild. And then TikTok was gone for about 15 seconds.

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Employing Pillow Talk to Build Intimacy with Trixie and Katya

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And I, I was talking about it with, um, a friend who knows a lot about guns and, and yeah, there's like, um, it got, the kickback can be extremely painful and it's not like you've seen the movies. Scary. It's very not like you've seen the movies.

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And the ladies and gentle thems of Red Note being like, who the fuck are all of you? Get out of here. Like you already stole TikTok. You know what I mean? So wild. Listen, here's the thing. I tried to really be empathetic because the level of, um, the level of, but girl, it was like, you know what it felt like? People were doing their final TikTok. Like it was the end of ghost.

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when Demi and Patrick are like for the last time saying goodbye, I was like, girl, you do, you do guacamole videos. Like what do you?

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Everybody there, you know, everybody loves, you take them with you.

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Right. Yeah. As queer people, we get to choose our family. It was so crazy. I can't do my magic tricks, my avocado. I can't, I can't slice my avocado. No. Oh, but then I can't do my outfit of the day.

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Cutie, what are you doing? I'm doing our podcast ad. We're not doing the ad like that. Hi, guys. I'm Maya. And this is my co-host, Cutie Cinderella. We host Wine About It. It's a podcast about nothing for no one. Well, it's for someone. And that somebody could be you.

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This episode of The Bald and the Beautiful is brought to you by Field. Good evening, ladies, ladies, and gents. I don't need to tell you this, as I'm sure you already know, but dating app fatigue is a real thing these days. Mindless swiping and meaningless trite DMs have made us feel more disconnected than ever.

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People love that song.

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I love it.

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Rescue me.

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Wrap you up in my love. I'm gonna wrap you up in my love. Did you know I used to think it said... Dress you up in nylons.

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You're far too beautiful.

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Huge if true.

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First graders or even pre-Ks have A1 teaching every year starting that far down in the grades. Now, okay, let's see A1 and how can that be helpful? How can it be helpful in one-on-one instruction? First graders or even pre-Ks.

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Secretary of Education. A1 steak sauce. Okay, let's see A1 and how can that be?

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I'm sorry.

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Do you guys get a lot of thirst? The gay guys want to fuck you guys?

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It was amazing.

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Yeah.

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Miracles happen. It's huge. Do you guys do vaping? Vaping? Yeah, sometimes. Let's talk about it. What's going on there?

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I don't know. It's like a little...

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So I actually like.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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This episode of The Bald and the Beautiful is brought to you by Field. I don't need to tell you this, as I'm sure you already know, but dating app fatigue is a real thing these days. Mindless swiping and meaningless, trite DMs have made us feel more disconnected than ever. While most dating apps are all about pursuing someone else, there's one that's carved out a space for you to find yourself.

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I'm Tim Chantarangsu, a retired party boy who is navigating being a husband and a new father of two little hyper babies.

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Hey, yo, we don't have it all figured out, but give us a call. And with our powers combined, maybe we can help.

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New episodes every Friday.

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Are you obsessed with cults? Then, oh goody, do I have a podcast recommendation for you. It's called Sounds Like a Cult, and it's a show about the modern-day cults we all follow. Think Les Jonestown and the Mansons and more Disney adults, church camp. mom fluencers, or people who are just obsessed with their Stanley Cup?

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I'm Amanda Montell, Sounds Like a Cult's host, and every week I choose a different fanatical fringe group from the cultural zeitgeist and analyze it with the help of expert guests, listener call-ins, and fascinating stories to figure out if the group of the week is a live your life, a watch your back, or a get the fuck out level cult.

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If you're new to the show, I recommend starting out with one of my favorite episodes, like the one on the Cult of Purity Rings featuring Kelsey from Normal Gossip. We also just did an episode on the Cult of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Discussions get very juicy on Sounds Like a Cult. The show is available on all major podcast platforms and new episodes come out every Tuesday.

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For more, find the show on Instagram at soundslikeacultpod.

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Yeah.

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On Field, you have the breathing room to explore your desires, whatever they may be. Open relationships, cuddling, being a brat, tickling, looking at the Empire State Building. Field is a no-judgment zone. Download Field now on the App Store or Google Play. That's Field, spelled F-E-E-L-D.

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Exactly.

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This episode of The Bald and the Beautiful is brought to you by Field. Good evening, ladies, ladies, and gents. I don't need to tell you this, as I'm sure you already know, but dating app fatigue is a real thing these days. Mindless swiping and meaningless trite DMs have made us feel more disconnected than ever.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

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While most dating apps are all about pursuing someone else, there's one that's carved out a space for you to find yourself. On Field, you have the breathing room to explore your desires, whatever they may be. Open relationships, cuddling, being a brat, tickling, looking at the Empire State Building. Field is a no-judgment zone.

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Plus, you can even find communities that share your general hobbies and interests like D&D, R&D, CBT, TLC, tennis, or in my case, vintage 1960s European traffic cones. Free from ads and completely independent, Field is a place that draws curious, playful, and open-minded people. The ones that are actually interesting and won't start out DMs with, hey, how you doing? Want to do butt stuff tonight?

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Field members are all about discovery. 62% of field members evolve their sexuality, interests, and desires within their first year on the app. In a space without any expectation, you can feel free to find true expressions of yourself. For someone who likes very specific things and dislikes other very specific things, field is perfect.

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The worst part about dating apps is lack of honesty and transparency. For an app to actually encourage that and promote it, I love it. No more getting into someone's apartment and finding out they have a furry outfit made of alpaca fur, which I'm deathly allergic to. Download Field now on the App Store or Google Play. That's Field spelled F-E-E-L-D. Let's talk about Angie.

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Anyone who owns a home knows how much work it takes. Whether you're dealing with daily maintenance, emergency fixes, or even a dream renovation, it's so hard to find the right help. Luckily, Angie's been connecting people with skilled pros for 30 years, and they made it easier than ever to get your home projects done well.

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Because Angie gives you access to a nationwide network of tradespeople with the right skills, experts in over 50 categories from plumbing and landscaping to roofing and remodels. Just bring Angie your project, answer a few questions, and Angie connects you with nearby pros who match your needs.

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You can easily read reviews, check out photos of past work, and request and compare quotes to find your best price. Which means you could tackle that next home project in just a few taps. So join the millions of homeowners who use Angie to take care for their homes. Download the free Angie app today or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I dot com.

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And it's great New York. And he's getting a blowjob? I thought it was a children's movie.

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That's amazing. I love that.

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I thought it was a tarantula one side.

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Hashtag not grooming. Don't you have a monologue or something?

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Huh?

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Marketing, marketing, shing, shing, shing. Marketing, marketing, shing, shing, shing. Marketing, marketing, shing, shing, shing. Here comes the money. Marketing, marketing, shing, shing, shing. Here comes the money. Marketing, marketing, shing, shing, shing. Here comes the money. Marketing, marketing, shing, shing, shing. The clouds are all around us, but we got money. Marketing, marketing, money.

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Marketing, marketing.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Democrats' Cringey Opposition, DEI Ban Black History Quiz | Gabrielle Union

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So if the only thing a person has going for them is the fact that they're white, then they're going to cling to that.

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Anyway, what else we got out there?

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If we had an hour that was happy, we can go home and go to bed now.

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Big Friday.

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Let's go, Meek.

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Yo, sign up to the Patreon right now. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sign up to the Patreon.

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Please.

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Keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to be there until the next time. I bid you adieu, farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye, or a simple head nod will suffice.

The Joe Budden Podcast

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Again, rest in peace to us.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

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Lastly, the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel.

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Yeah. Dick sucker.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

12815.953

Cause I know you listening. I will see you later today.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

12840.493

Y'all are down out there. We love you. We love you. We love you. Remember, we are nothing without you guys out there. Easy as that.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

1296.033

When y'all come up to me and say I got a new artist I want you to meet, and I say, give me a minute.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

1981.09

When you report, there's nothing suspicious. Oh, okay. The hair, the shit.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

2091.718

My ankle do a little half turn to let you know life ain't sweet.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

2304.316

Yo, that's fucked up to say as a parent, right? Yes.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

2858.189

All right. Paradise season finale. Next week.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

2985.635

No, play that again. No, play that again.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

308.317

Mic check, one, two, one, two, mic check, one, two.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

321.782

My heart hurts for you.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

3389.298

No, but like bad weirdos. But even that might be kind of. If I wasn't famous, I would give it a go.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

342.7

Yo, shout to wherever you might be listening from. Best broadcast in the world. Tell them I said it. Shout to the parents listening out there.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

352.608

We love to cheer. Always for the ladies. Always for the ladies.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

3639.01

All right, it's time for my favorite part of the show. Hopefully yours too. Price Picks!

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

3746.439

Don't forget, if you download the app right this second, PrizePix, you get $50 instantly with your first $5 lineup if you use promo code J-B-P.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

3771.413

All right. Back to the fun. We're not doing music yet. I don't give a fuck who dropped.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

4179.263

You was in Atlanta when the nuclear... Oh, man.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

420.502

Oh, man. Energy up in here.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

4734.172

You went to the spice door.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

477.284

Shout out to the moms and dads, the kids, the cheering, the bitches, the hoes, the fucking scammers and the scamettes out there. Shout out to the hustlers. Shout out to the nine to fivers, the entrepreneurs, Section 8, all you niggas in them big ass houses. Shout out to y'all too.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

513.64

Brought to you by Powered By, fueled by Price Picks. Price Picks gang, yeah.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

5878.893

No, I didn't know that last little nigga he fought. I only knew Ryan Garcia from fucking YouTube.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

6391.755

Soon as I'm giving a little speech, podcasters, hello. Nigga, get that.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

6507.88

All right, what else is important up there? Drake tour canceled.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

6703.525

I got the easiest gig in the world. I'm going somewhere. I'm dropping the mic. I'm letting these Australians do some shit with their little funny broke people signs.

The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 804 | "Women in Space"

8947.162

Mel pitch wasn't shit before she was a legend for the six. She didn't know what to say.

The Matt Jones Show

Episode 1 - Bomani Jones

1955.394

That's right, yeah.

The Matt Jones Show

Episode 1 - Bomani Jones

3207.902

I'm over here living. It was a good series too. I mean, Thunder, Thunder calves was a good series.

The Matt Jones Show

Episode 1 - Bomani Jones

3546.215

Yes.

The Matt Jones Show

Episode 1 - Bomani Jones

58.94

Seafoam!

The Matt Jones Show

Episode 1 - Bomani Jones

907.603

Yes. Yes.

The Matt Jones Show

Episode 1 - Bomani Jones

986.593

Yes.

The New Yorker Radio Hour

Does Tim Walz Have Any Regrets?

2167.717

Morning Brew's daily newsletter breaks down the biggest news in business for millions of people every day. And now we're moving from your inbox to your headphones. Each day we'll cover everything from the latest Apple event to why nobody can afford a house right now. And some people are saying it's the best part of their morning. Because we know something you don't.

The New Yorker Radio Hour

Does Tim Walz Have Any Regrets?

2186.422

Business news doesn't have to be boring. So check out Morning Brew Daily wherever you get your podcasts. And on YouTube.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

1541.411

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

2324.992

Run.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

2328.754

You go back and you get her busy bee. Go to the hotel and get busy bee. Run.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

2644.427

You're going to show Winky. You're going to show Winky. You have a concussion. You're not making any sense.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

2767.766

Some dish! Bow wow! Delish! Fantastic.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

2779.241

Oh, yeah.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

2803.94

Yeah.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

3168.894

Scott!

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

317.896

I thought we were here to laugh.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

3303.834

It's Harlan Pepper! It's Bulge.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

4263.532

Yeah.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

44.231

Cool.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

4585.522

Yeah.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

5092.823

Yeah.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

5246.735

Wow.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

5564.566

That's really sweet. I like that.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

5819.29

Frag.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

5830.683

That is not true.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

5834.846

After Schitt's Creek, that's not true.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

5927.277

Yes.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

659.033

I know that this is the thing you've started saying on the podcast a lot.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

936.798

Yeah.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

940.14

Yeah. Yeah.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

960.219

Yeah. Yeah.

The Rewatchables

‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson

961.7

Yeah, the weed. I kind of want that cut, honestly.

The Rewatchables

‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan

157.471

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.

The Rewatchables

‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan

2583.706

Like this,

The Rewatchables

‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan

377.661

Well, can you go backwards? So in the first cut of the movie, which no longer exists...

The Russell Brunson Show

Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!

3003.947

So next up we have Jason. Jason, what's up? Hey! Am I on mute? I am not on mute, look at that. Hey guys. First of all, I just want to say thank you. I'm a little bit newer to this community. I've been following you, Russell, for probably four or five years. And I've always wanted to get into this, but I was really into my... Ja, genau.

The Russell Brunson Show

Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!

3041.448

Und so habe ich all diese Ideen und ich habe drei neue Unternehmen, die ich planen. Und und anyway, I need some direction, man. Honestly, that's like I'm obviously a little bit new to this. I'm I'm also in Utah. I actually went to high school with Ben Care. So that was super cool to see. Yeah. Yeah. What's that? The Viewmont High, right? Yeah, Viewmont High, dude. Class of 2000.

The Russell Brunson Show

Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!

3075.255

Anyway, so I have basically three businesses. I have this nature's approach business that's like hot and cold rice packs. Kind of generic. One of my clients gave it to me. But I'm not super into that, but it's a good business. It sells well on Amazon. I'm trying to figure out how to sell it off of Amazon. I'm trying to figure out how do I use what you're teaching to do that off of Amazon.

The Russell Brunson Show

Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!

3107.657

I'm just confused about that. It's not really my passion, but it sells well. I've tried some different things off of Amazon and everything's failed. My website sucks, all that. So, I don't know what to do there. My second business, I'll just tell you these real quick. My second business I'm just about to launch is called Little Links. It's a little youth golf club.

The Russell Brunson Show

Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!

3131.232

It's an oversized, like massive golf club. And we are producing our first 4,000 units and I'll have them in the next couple of months. And the idea was, it's for like ages two to six. And the idea was, was to mainly sell it on Amazon. But like this has opened up my mind to a new possibility of like teaching parents, because I always have parents like, how did you get your boys into golf?

The Russell Brunson Show

Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!

3157.748

We're a big golfing family. I have five kids, three boys that are competitive golfers. And so... Ich denke, vielleicht ist das ein Weg. Ich weiß nicht, ob es einen großen Markt für das gibt. Das ist eine meiner Fragen. Wie finde ich, ob das ein wirklich guter Markt ist? Ich will kleinen Kindern durch Videos lernen, wie sie die Basis, die Grundlagen lernen.

The Russell Brunson Show

Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!

3179.097

Ich habe einen 6-Jährigen, der legit ein Prodigy ist. Er ist so gut. Er gewinnt all diese Turniere. Ich denke darum, ihn dort zu bringen und den Eltern zu lernen, wie sie ihre Kinder ins Golf bringen. Es ist einfach anders. So I'm really passionate about that one. I love that. I'm excited to do that. I love golf.

The Russell Brunson Show

Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!

3207.936

Well, one of them is like, I know a lot of this is around training. And I have a product. And I know I've seen, you know, you can... Maybe this is super basic, but everything I've heard so far is about training people and coaching people and how to do that and not just a physical product. I'm planning on designing a lot of products for kids. Wow. Ja, genau.

The Russell Brunson Show

Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!

3348.456

How do I figure out if there's really a big demand for that? Getting your kid into golf. It's been really hard for me. I've spent the last 10 years figuring out what to do, what not to do. How do I really figure out if there's a good market for that?

The Russell Brunson Show

Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!

3383.78

Die letzte Sache. Ich muss das hier rausnehmen. Die dritte Möglichkeit ist, und ich möchte es besonders euch sagen, weil wir beide Mitglieder der Kirche sind, Mormon, wenn ich will. Es geht um Genealogie. Ich bin eigentlich nur ein Geschäftsführer für diesen Mann, aber er macht professionelle Forschung für... Ja, genau. Das ist die professionelle Forschung der Genealogie.

The Russell Brunson Show

Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!

3430.39

Und ich dachte mir, wie kreiere ich ein Funnel und ein perfektes Webinar für das? Ich würde es gerne verkaufen, das One-to-Many. Und es kommt zusammen. Aber es ist so nischig, richtig? Du musst fast ein Mitglied der Kirche sein. Ich weiß einfach nicht, ist das zu nischig? Muss ich es nur ausprobieren und ausprobieren? Nein.

The Russell Brunson Show

Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!

3464.5

Die Offer sind grundsätzlich professionelle Forschung. Du bezahlst nur eine Uhrzeit, um sie zu haben, um all deine Läden zu sauberen. Sie gehen in die Familienrecherche, sie sauberen basically bis zu zwölf Generationen und dann beginnen sie, um

The Russell Brunson Show

Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!

3480.543

original research where they're finding new names new ancestors and and then going you know they they reserve them and you go do temple work and it's been totally amazing like i love it but i i'm not that good at it so i hired them to do it and they found hundreds of names and it's it's been an amazing experience but Yeah, so the offer is that bigger ticket.

The Russell Brunson Show

Overcoming Obstacles in Any Niche Market: Q&A from Selling Online!

3504.008

They just pay on a quarterly basis however much research they want done. And then you meet with them every quarter and you basically go over the results. That's cool.

The Tamsen Show

The #1 Breast Cancer Doctor on the Truth About Mammograms, Hormones & Dense Breasts

777.474

Und, du weißt, sie hat mir für das Schmerzen verabschiedet. Und, du weißt, und sie war mehr besorgt, dass ich ihre Schmerzen auf mich habe. Und ich dachte einfach, du weißt, wie ist das möglich, dass in ihren letzten Atmen sie fühlt, als ob sie mir verabschieden muss. And I felt that it really encompassed a lot of what women feel on many different levels in their lives.

The Tamsen Show

The #1 Breast Cancer Doctor on the Truth About Mammograms, Hormones & Dense Breasts

800.857

And how can we make this better? If that's how she feels on her dying day, how does she feel every day of her life?

The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby

Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)

1423.901

And I look...

The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby

Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)

1702.287

Yeah.

The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby

Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)

2048.152

Like in-laws, right?

The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby

Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)

255.636

Yes.

The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby

Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)

5364.273

Yes.

The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby

Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)

6280.728

Yeah.

The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby

Relationship warning signs & how to be likable w/ body language expert (Vanessa Van Edwards)

7012.654

Yes.

The Viall Files

E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne

1515.951

Yeah. This primer better come through for me right now.

The Viall Files

E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne

2291.137

Exactly. You're not in high school anymore. Yeah. It's like, I don't have to read that shit.

The Viall Files

E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne

2883.358

Maybe don't enter the room. Yeah, I like that.

The Viall Files

E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne

3080.757

Neither would I.

The Viall Files

E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne

3399.531

Oh, that's awesome. We got to do a double date. We got to do a double date.

The Viall Files

E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne

3408.355

Yes, yes. We can talk about how young and hot we are. They can talk about their 80s, 1980s movies and stuff.

The Viall Files

E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne

3741.929

And hers was like, so I'd rather invite Bronwyn over married for tea or something.

The Viall Files

E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne

412.03

What the fuck? Sorry. Sorry.

The Viall Files

E891 Going Deeper with Bella Thorne

633.708

Congratulations. I always loved you.

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

1905.087

I kind of agree with Dolores here.

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

3830.939

But it seems like you're not like what you used to be.

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

4011.232

What did she say when you confronted her?

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

4213.782

It was, like... That was the worst.

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

4766.421

It's not your place to.

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

4845.352

So you think it might be done?

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

4864.936

So talk to me about TJ.

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

4868.358

He seems real toxic to me.

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

521.088

Apparently he's got some moves and I would like to dance with him. Toe to toe. Go head to head.

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

5511.632

No, so they... Did you break? They brought it back after their fake cancellation.

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

5536.41

I feel like that's so Sally.

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

5564.112

Can I just fire him?

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

5610.607

Why are you even here? How did he end up on the show? Who was he friends with?

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

5861.687

This is the woman's?

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

662.743

What happened? I was mansplaining facts. Man helping as well.

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

7093.442

What does he think that Paige is doing wrong?

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

713.737

No, it's the buffet.

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

7133.091

What do we think of the new guy?

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

7135.533

Yeah, he was like having sex with two and a half people.

The Viall Files

E894 - Taylor Ann Green, Traitors w/ Carolyn, Hometowns, LIB, The Oscars, Ruby Franke, and Brunch Buffets

7140.336

Well, that's what he said.

The White Lotus Official Podcast

Ep. 6: “Denials” with Patrick Schwarzenegger and Leslie Bibb

3004.609

Mm-hmm.

The William Montgomery Show

Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180

214.23

Nesquik.

The William Montgomery Show

Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180

218.672

I like the powder.

The William Montgomery Show

Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180

2288.572

The loudest.

The William Montgomery Show

Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180

2428.553

Do you need to write that down?

The William Montgomery Show

Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180

267.81

You drink chocolate milk with your ice cream?

The William Montgomery Show

Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180

2868.756

Got him.

The William Montgomery Show

Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180

3624.041

I don't want to jinx it, but I think it worked. Yeah, you could drive us. Yeah, sure, of course. Drive us where? To Waffle House.

The William Montgomery Show

Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180

650.747

What grade was that?

The William Montgomery Show

Ezra Miller Started a Cult!? | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 180

848.217

That's your order?

To Catch a Thief: China’s Rise to Cyber Supremacy

Ep 3: The Most Dangerous Time in American History

2282.688

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Very Really Good

Episode #268 - The BookTok Boys

2554.4

All right.

Very Really Good

Episode #268 - The BookTok Boys

2838.441

He jokes too.

Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World

1. Who Killed Vine?

218.987

There was this one particular problem that we were interested in solving. It was like, how do we help people make a video on their phones easier and more enjoyable?

Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World

1. Who Killed Vine?

279.058

Gone forever.

Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World

1. Who Killed Vine?

45.604

Our investors complained to us to this day that we sold too early, should have said no to Twitter and grown it.

WEAPONIZED with Jeremy Corbell & George Knapp

PART 1 : Immaculate Constellation : UFO Whistleblower Goes Public - Matthew Brown

1007.796

Yeah, but I mean, just with security, national security kind of stuff.

WEAPONIZED with Jeremy Corbell & George Knapp

PART 1 : Immaculate Constellation : UFO Whistleblower Goes Public - Matthew Brown

827.687

Yes.

WEAPONIZED with Jeremy Corbell & George Knapp

PART 1 : Immaculate Constellation : UFO Whistleblower Goes Public - Matthew Brown

968.47

Like human intelligence. Correct. False friendship. Exactly.

We're Out of Time

Mattox: The Kid Who Went Viral and Shook the Game

1731.385

Fentanyl. For real? Yeah. What the fuck? They be spraying it these days, bro. In like 2025, it's not... But that's sprayed weed. I don't smoke no sprayed weed.