The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Megan Stalter & the Hotness of Kindness with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 19 Nov 2024
Good morning, and welcome to the annual meeting of the National Association for Supporting The Yuck, (N.A.S.T.Y.), where certified uggos from all over Southern California come to the Burbank Holiday Inn Express to embrace our beady eyes, crooked teeth, bulbous noses, and horrible skin. If you got up this morning and thought to yourself, "I don't think I'm a very attractive person," you're 100% correct. But please, as a favor to me, do not dwell on the fact that you're aesthetically deficient. Instead, focus on the indisputable certainty that your beauty is simply inverted; like a perfectly-fried crispy egg roll, your good stuff is all on the inside. In a world where happiness and success can be achieved despite severe genetic impairments, our group's motto has never been more relevant: "Not everyone is hot, and that's okay." If you strive to develop an intellect that can elicit a smile, a laugh, or even a smirk, trust me when I say that there is absolutely nothing as hot as being genuinely funny, smart, and most importantly: f*cking kind. And on that note, I want to thank you for attending. Complimentary coffee and snacks will be served in the lobby, and please remember to pay your dues by the 30th. To try America's #1 Meal Kit for Eating Well, go to https://GreenChef.com/BALD50 and use code BALD50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months! This holiday season, gift yourself some peace of mind! If you’re 21+, check out https://bit.ly/viiathebbpod and use code BALD to receive 15% off! After you purchase they ask you where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them we sent you. This holiday season, enhance your everyday with VIIA! You owe yourself a trip and trips are always better with Airbnb. If you want more space, more privacy, a better location, and the most loved homes, check out https://Airbnb.com or download the Airbnb app! Take care of your leather handbags and products! Head to https://MyCuire.com to get your leather care kit today. The best way to make your handbag last forever! Men's health? RocketRX has you covered! To check out RocketRX and start your free consultation, head to: https://rebrand.ly/170bbc Follow Megan: @MegStalter Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the purpose of the N.A.S.T.Y. meeting?
I just heard that FX has a new original comedy series coming out called Adults, which after watching the trailer feels all too familiar. Adults is a comedy that will feel relatable if you ever find humor in the struggles of being an adult in 2025. You know, like remembering your full social security number. or to drink water or perhaps you're having the third existential crisis of the month.
Chapter 2: How do Trixie and Katya describe the importance of kindness?
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I'm assuming we're recording a podcast now. Yes, we are rolling.
And I'm going to say welcome to Megan. Welcome to The Bald and the Beautiful.
Isn't that professional? You know what? I think both people who follow us are just going to look at the thumbnail. They're going to look at the name and they're just going to scream their little gay heads off. So thank you for coming. They're going to rub themselves raw. The girls are going to be jerking it.
Jerking it, jerking it, jerking it. The girls must love you.
Do you think we'll have a viral moment in this?
I think the whole thing is going to be virulent. The whole thing. Yeah. The whole virus. We don't put any pressure on ourselves.
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Chapter 3: What unique experiences did Megan share about brunch with Amy Schumer?
Who was it? Amy Schumer. In conversation, I mean.
No, no. Yeah, yeah. It was Jay. It was Alex Edelman, Amy Schumer. It was...
person there was a couple people that seemed like they had a lot of money that i didn't know yeah it was it was a stressful environment with stars and at the ritz it was like weird and we're all talking we're all talking and meg you turn to to katya and you go so i noticed you haven't talked to me in a little bit we're sitting at the table it was so fucking funny because i think we had just engaged in a group conversation instead of just with you and that seemed to really upset you
I didn't want it to be a big group thing.
Yeah, she wanted some one-on-one. I think Amy Schumer should have left. Yeah.
Even though she's the one who invited us to brunch. But you know what, though? You know what was crazy about that? We played Consider the Source and every single person got it right. Do you remember that, bitch? Strangers.
Wait, can you remind me again what that one is?
So consider the sources. It's when we all take our clothes off. Yeah, we take our pants and panties off.
Oh yeah, I do remember that.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about their podcasting style?
But like when you have to, when you're given a category by a stranger that you don't know, they say supermodels from the 80s and the number is six. how do you like let that person know that everybody got it right the first time four yeah seven it was crazy I can't believe that I got I know that I'm smart but I am surprised I got it right
I was kind of nervous during that breakfast because you guys remember that we went to the wrong place at first.
We sure fucking did. We went to a cafeteria that had closed last year.
No, because Meg was our, you were our into the celebrity world. And so you were like, girls, we're going to brunch. And we got all the celebrity girls.
How do you feel about going to brunch with Amy Schumer?
Well, I love obviously her, but I love Alex Edelman too. So I was like, oh my gosh, love him. And I was like, she's got us hooked up.
It felt amazing to do the invite.
And then it all fell apart when we got to the first location. We're going to go to a fruit truck in the Bronx.
And I think we waited for about 35 minutes.
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Chapter 5: What are the challenges of being a comedian?
like your big wig oh right yeah don't you think that i would have rang a bell you're so famous well then i'm but then you know what it feels like it feels like you're putting your wedding ring out and you're going to see that it's worth 40 grand how about i don't know it's like i know i'm hot and then he would have been jerking it jerking it yeah so stone hard as steel
Do you know what else happened? I know we're supposed to ask you questions, but do you know what else happened? Last weekend, I was in, yeah, wait, this was two days ago. I was coming back from a college gig, Carnegie Malone. How many gigs have you done in the last three days? That's the problem with going on break. When you come back, they get you on the tricycle.
So Carnegie Malone, the little college gig, you guys have done college gigs. It's always kind of early and weird.
People don't really come to mine.
Oh, good. But you still get paid.
Yes. Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's fun when they don't come like an empty room. Oh, shit.
That gay straight alliance pays out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Three people, 300, doesn't matter. Well, she's paid by the straight gay alliance. No, she's on the spectrum.
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Chapter 6: How did Megan get involved with Hacks?
But you've seen most of it.
I've seen every centimeter of that show. You offer us as purveyors of your content many ways in which to experience you.
Instagram?
Honey? Live performances. I saw this video of you recently doing an onstage meet and greet. Do you want to explain what that is? Pointing?
Yeah, I feel like some people are mad. What? does she think she is fat bitch I'm like okay well it's a stand up show first of all you were seated and people were walking across and you pointed at them but they couldn't cross and also they could also do no right which I loved it was like you're going too slow you're going too fast they actually were doing a bad job
And someone came up and you screamed. They went up to say I love you.
Oh yeah, they got too close. They got too close, tried to grab me. I did just a meet and greet in my stand-up show and I had my two friends, Karen and Maddie, who was a couple, be twins. So sometimes they'd kiss throughout the show and they're twins. But they're not in real life. And then I told them to help me do sort of a meet and greet and had the table set up.
And it took a long time to set it up. But I thought it was worth it.
Oh, I saw a Dynasty typewriter, okay, Hannah Ionbinder. Her set was so deranged. She comes out, she is singing a song. She starts like the first bar of a song and then continues and then continues and then says it over and over. It was like, it was so funny. Me and the girl I was with were like wetting ourselves. It was so crazy. I was like, wow, if a normal person was here...
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Chapter 7: What are the downsides of online apologies?
I was going to make up something. I don't know. I couldn't really hear him. I think he was saying like, oh, I'm allowed to stay. I don't know what he said. But you know what was embarrassing is that I was dressed as Jamie Lee Curtis. And then my friend Caitlin Riley was coming out as Demi Moore. And I was going to interview her about the substance.
So she had to do the whole interview like right after that happened. And she didn't know that all that happened. So it like didn't go that well. Oh, shit. She was being so funny and she has like a raspy voice to be Demi. She is amazing.
She is so funny.
Who?
Caitlin Riley. Who's Caitlin Riley? Well, I found her on TikTok and then we saw her in some Netflix program I saw her in. She's so funny. She does like this wasp mom character that's so amazing. She does like that quirky lady from a film or like that mom from an indie film. She does all these characters. What was the show? I forget what it was. I forget. She played a little tiny person shrunk down.
What are you? Oh.
No, the character was like this big in a glass jar.
Oh, what's that on? I didn't know.
Oh, no. She played a normal sized body person who was little.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts feel about commercial endorsements?
Struggling drag star takes a step back. And the video's like me DJing. DJing. DJing in a pink, in a giant wig with pink, like tons of pink blush.
Oh my God.
well i definitely found you guys through the podcast i actually never watched really drag race until i was gonna be one of the guest judges and then i watched some of it right i'm just too i was always too far behind of like the rules of the show right so that it was hard to catch up yeah usually they just look like a woman and do the like do that that's well i love drag drag but i i just never got into the rules of the show which episode did you guest judge
One of the ones, hmm. What were they doing?
Let's think about it.
There's still a lot. Oh, there was an old lady dance.
Okay.
The rock star Rue.
An old lady dance. Was it Rue or Michelle?
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