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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Repressed Theater Gays with Joe and Andrew from the Good Children pod with Trixie

Tue, 03 Dec 2024

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As we struggle to recover from the annual ritual of shoving Aunt Grace's bone-dry turkey and lumpy mashed potatoes down our gullets while listening to Uncle Billy yell at the TV about the Chicago Bears' wide-open tight-ends, let us raise a glass of Alka-Seltzer and propose a toast to Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella from the Good Children podcast. Here's to two shockingly likeable childhood friends from Long Island chatting about dropping their pants for views, shooting a low-budget iPhone camera talk-show, and infringing upon Trixie and Katya's copyrighted friendship. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://Zocdoc.com/BALD to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! This holiday season, gift yourself some peace of mind. If you’re 21+, go to: https://bit.ly/viiathebbpod and use code BALD to receive 15% off! After you purchase, they ask where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them Trixie & Katya sent you. This holiday season, enhance your everyday with VIIA. To get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://MintMobile.com/BALD today! Turn your holiday purchases into steps toward your financial goals with Chime’s secure credit card. Get started today at https://Chime.com/BALD Chime. Feels like Progress. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What are the highlights of the podcast episode?

1047.953 - 1049.534 Trixie

Chicago is like America's third largest city.

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1050.014 - 1059.857 Joe Hegyes

You guys are acting like you're going to the goddamn prairie. The fact that we haven't been to Chicago is kind of crazy. Yes. And we're going in the dead of winter, which I heard it's beautiful that time of year. So I'm really excited.

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1060.197 - 1077.846 Trixie

You might get snowbound. Kati and I got stuck in Madison because of a snowstorm last year. Wow. Yeah. Good luck to you. I mean, I think that'd be a fun story for us. Snow to the Madison. It's going to be a Hallmark movie. You guys got to marry someone in Wisconsin. I'm telling you, everybody, all my gay friends. You don't have to twist my arm. All my gay friends who go to Wisconsin are like,

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1078.146 - 1088.673 Trixie

The men there are Nick, right? Nick. The men are beautiful. Really? They are corn fed. They exercise and eat. Yeah. They have jobs and educations.

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1088.754 - 1089.234 Joe Hegyes

Yeah.

1089.334 - 1101.422 Trixie

And they like are repressed in a hot way. Okay. You know, what version of sex do you want? Do you want like the boy scout version? We just jerk off and don't talk about it or getting a little drunk and mama, you're getting choked. You know what I mean? Like, right.

1101.463 - 1104.204 Joe Hegyes

That's kind of a little drunk. Right up your alley. It does. Right up your alley.

1104.224 - 1105.665 Trixie

To get choked. Well, yeah.

1105.786 - 1106.326 Joe Hegyes

Okay. Sure.

Chapter 3: What was the impact of TikTok on their podcast's success?

1561.298 - 1563.942 Trixie

Yeah. Well, sometimes we keep the pool at like 90. Yeah.

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1564.803 - 1566.165 Joe Hegyes

And that's what it was, I think.

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1566.425 - 1570.927 Trixie

sometimes we keep it at a hundred and we'll swim, we'll swim in it for a weekend. Like a hot, like it's a hot tub, giant hot tub.

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1571.187 - 1576.829 Andrew Muscarella

It was, it was really a glorious day. And I think we were like, our spray tab was coming off almost. I'm sure. Yeah. I'm sure.

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1577.049 - 1578.55 Trixie

Oh yeah. On the car over. Yeah.

1578.61 - 1580.311 Andrew Muscarella

Oh yeah. Absolutely. Cause we're dripping.

1580.431 - 1582.712 Trixie

Yeah. It hit midnight and gorgeous house.

1582.732 - 1585.153 Andrew Muscarella

David was watching the Marilyn Monroe docs or whatever.

1585.173 - 1594.82 Trixie

Oh yeah. Hey, we're here. We're swimming now. You know what? I always thought if I had a pool, I would use it all the time. Do you guys honestly think that if you had a pool, you would use it? Yes.

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