Rat Island
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You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
You two are something. We're bad friends.
Oh.
I'm running out of air.
I was already out. I was already out.
I didn't even want to collect it.
Yeah, do it again, dude. Ready? Yeah, yeah. Well, this is out. This is stopped. I had my eyes closed. No, okay. Because I couldn't breathe. You're the guy in choir. I really liked it. Keeps going. I really liked it. Let's do it one more time. Ready? Right, but I want to keep your eyes with it. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh. Dude, we're like a barbershop quartet. That was incredible.
Also, I heard you laugh in the middle of it too.
It sounded so beautiful to me. You kept the tone.
It was very good.
That was great. Well, welcome back. Welcome back, Carter. And let me say something. That's when you said, don't say welcome back again because I think of welcome back. Welcome back. Yeah, yeah. Number one, I want to say we got back from Australia. And my sleep schedule is so wickily. Yesterday I woke up at five. Today I woke up at three. You know what I mean? Carlos looks confused and dazed. Are you dazed? Yes. Or confused? Both? Both. Yeah. It was a great movie. Yeah, it was a great movie.
And I just.
Kangaroo balls there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kangaroo ball. Petrified. Yeah.
I'm petrified holding them. That's real? Yeah.
They're heavy. It's pretty heavy, yeah.
Sorry for fondling your kangaroo.
No, no, no. It's what I like. No, they're heavy because the...
We're getting it. We're getting it. Yeah, we're going to be doing that quite frequently on this podcast.
Oh, and I brought this.
Yeah.
For the studio.
Oh, whoa. A boomerang.
I'll throw it to you. But hey, can you edit this so it looks like it comes back to me?
Yeah.
Nice.
It works.
Let me see it.
Okay, here, for real. I'll throw it to you.
All right, end over end.
Have you tried it in public?
No, I just knew it would work. It's the first time I've thrown it.
Oh, are you guys ready?
Is there a way to throw it that'll come back?
Right here. Really? If you throw it like that, then because it flattens out.
You know what it is, dude? You're such a know-it-all. He does. He knows everything. He knows everything. It drives me crazy. Why'd you ask me then?
Why do you ask me so many questions then if you don't want to know the answer? Because you know I got the answer.
I know you got the answer.
Oh, my God.
Stop, stop. That's it. So how is your sleeping?
And saying it's terrible. I can't believe you're doing spots. I had a spot at midnight and first time in my life canceled it.
Saturday night. I didn't do it one Saturday.
I told you that was a bad idea.
No, no, I went.
I thought you did.
Yeah, I went, I went, I went, I went.
And you went Monday.
I went Monday. Yeah, not tonight. And tonight. No, not tonight. Tomorrow. Tomorrow, yeah, yeah. So what time have you been sleeping?
I've been trying to go to bed at night, but I stay awake till like 4 a.m. And then I still wake up at 9 a.m. And then I am tired all day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's rough.
What about you? I'm good. I know you are.
I knew you would be good.
I'm good because I did the exact pattern I told you.
Oh, my God. You're going to drive me crazy with that pattern. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
The funniest part is, I literally said, when we fly to Sydney. I did the pattern.
Everyone that's listening, this is what he does. This is what he does, okay? Yeah. Because he's Mr. Know-It-All, okay? That's my new name. Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All.
But it's Mr. N-O, Mr. Know-It-All.
And so Mr. Know-It-All, he obviously, we do a group meeting. We do. when he has his little TED Talks, right? He goes, this is what we need to do.
They're TEDx's. Yeah, yeah.
So he says, from Perth to Australia, right? Don't sleep at all. We were in the airport. Perth to Sydney. Sorry. Okay. That's another know-it-all thing you just said. I'm going to let it go.
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