Rat Island

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Bobby Lee 0:00
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Andrew Santino 0:05
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Unknown Speaker 1 0:11
You two are bad friends.
Unknown Speaker 2 0:13
Who are these two idiots?
Unknown Speaker 1 0:15
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
Carlos Herrera 0:20
You two are something. We're bad friends.
Unknown Speaker 2 0:26
Oh.
Jesse 0:32
I'm running out of air.
Bobby Lee 0:33
I was already out. I was already out.
Jesse 0:36
I didn't even want to collect it.
Bobby Lee 0:37
Yeah, do it again, dude. Ready? Yeah, yeah. Well, this is out. This is stopped. I had my eyes closed. No, okay. Because I couldn't breathe. You're the guy in choir. I really liked it. Keeps going. I really liked it. Let's do it one more time. Ready? Right, but I want to keep your eyes with it. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh. Dude, we're like a barbershop quartet. That was incredible.
Andrew Santino 1:16
Also, I heard you laugh in the middle of it too.
Bobby Lee 1:19
It sounded so beautiful to me. You kept the tone.
Andrew Santino 1:22
It was very good.
Bobby Lee 1:23
That was great. Well, welcome back. Welcome back, Carter. And let me say something. That's when you said, don't say welcome back again because I think of welcome back. Welcome back. Yeah, yeah. Number one, I want to say we got back from Australia. And my sleep schedule is so wickily. Yesterday I woke up at five. Today I woke up at three. You know what I mean? Carlos looks confused and dazed. Are you dazed? Yes. Or confused? Both? Both. Yeah. It was a great movie. Yeah, it was a great movie.
Andrew Santino 1:53
And I just.
Bobby Lee 1:53
Kangaroo balls there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kangaroo ball. Petrified. Yeah.
Jesse 1:59
I'm petrified holding them. That's real? Yeah.
Andrew Santino 2:02
They're heavy. It's pretty heavy, yeah.
Jesse 2:04
Sorry for fondling your kangaroo.
Andrew Santino 2:05
No, no, no. It's what I like. No, they're heavy because the...
Bobby Lee 2:15
We're getting it. We're getting it. Yeah, we're going to be doing that quite frequently on this podcast.
Jesse 2:19
Oh, and I brought this.
Bobby Lee 2:20
Yeah.
Jesse 2:20
For the studio.
Bobby Lee 2:22
Oh, whoa. A boomerang.
Jesse 2:23
I'll throw it to you. But hey, can you edit this so it looks like it comes back to me?
Bobby Lee 2:27
Yeah.
Andrew Santino 2:29
Nice.
Jesse 2:29
It works.
Bobby Lee 2:31
Let me see it.
Jesse 2:31
Okay, here, for real. I'll throw it to you.
Andrew Santino 2:34
All right, end over end.
Bobby Lee 2:35
Have you tried it in public?
Jesse 2:37
No, I just knew it would work. It's the first time I've thrown it.
Andrew Santino 2:40
Oh, are you guys ready?
Bobby Lee 2:42
Is there a way to throw it that'll come back?
Andrew Santino 2:43
Right here. Really? If you throw it like that, then because it flattens out.
Bobby Lee 2:47
You know what it is, dude? You're such a know-it-all. He does. He knows everything. He knows everything. It drives me crazy. Why'd you ask me then?
Andrew Santino 2:54
Why do you ask me so many questions then if you don't want to know the answer? Because you know I got the answer.
Bobby Lee 2:58
I know you got the answer.
Unknown Speaker 1 3:08
Oh, my God.
Bobby Lee 3:10
Stop, stop. That's it. So how is your sleeping?
Jesse 3:15
And saying it's terrible. I can't believe you're doing spots. I had a spot at midnight and first time in my life canceled it.
Bobby Lee 3:21
Saturday night. I didn't do it one Saturday.
Andrew Santino 3:23
I told you that was a bad idea.
Bobby Lee 3:25
No, no, I went.
Jesse 3:26
I thought you did.
Bobby Lee 3:26
Yeah, I went, I went, I went, I went.
Jesse 3:28
And you went Monday.
Bobby Lee 3:29
I went Monday. Yeah, not tonight. And tonight. No, not tonight. Tomorrow. Tomorrow, yeah, yeah. So what time have you been sleeping?
Jesse 3:36
I've been trying to go to bed at night, but I stay awake till like 4 a.m. And then I still wake up at 9 a.m. And then I am tired all day.
Bobby Lee 3:43
Yeah.
Jesse 3:44
Yeah.
Bobby Lee 3:44
It's rough.
Andrew Santino 3:44
What about you? I'm good. I know you are.
Jesse 3:46
I knew you would be good.
Andrew Santino 3:47
I'm good because I did the exact pattern I told you.
Bobby Lee 3:50
Oh, my God. You're going to drive me crazy with that pattern. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Andrew Santino 3:56
The funniest part is, I literally said, when we fly to Sydney. I did the pattern.
Bobby Lee 4:02
Everyone that's listening, this is what he does. This is what he does, okay? Yeah. Because he's Mr. Know-It-All, okay? That's my new name. Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All.
Andrew Santino 4:11
But it's Mr. N-O, Mr. Know-It-All.
Bobby Lee 4:13
And so Mr. Know-It-All, he obviously, we do a group meeting. We do. when he has his little TED Talks, right? He goes, this is what we need to do.
Andrew Santino 4:22
They're TEDx's. Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee 4:24
So he says, from Perth to Australia, right? Don't sleep at all. We were in the airport. Perth to Sydney. Sorry. Okay. That's another know-it-all thing you just said. I'm going to let it go.

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