Jesse
Appearances
Bad Friends
Rat Island
What if he does blood work? What if he does blood work and the results come back bad breath?
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I'll throw it to you. But hey, can you edit this so it looks like it comes back to me?
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Yeah, I forgot about that. I said, why Sprite? And he goes, I don't know what fizz is.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I did love all the music we made together, though, with the piano and your singing and the trumpet.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
And saying it's terrible. I can't believe you're doing spots. I had a spot at midnight and first time in my life canceled it.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
And you were watching it all day on your Instagram. And I just knew that he was.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I've been trying to go to bed at night, but I stay awake till like 4 a.m. And then I still wake up at 9 a.m. And then I am tired all day.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
That was scary. I kept wanting to hang out with you so bad, but I knew it would be best to just sleep alone.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Yeah, on the plane I had a panic attack and I was trying to like hold it together until I got to the hotel room so no one would know. And right at the end, well, when I got to the baggage claim, Bobby was like, go get me some donuts. So I'm like still trying to like hold my breathing together. And I'm ordering these donuts and the lady's taking forever and shrimp's like, come on.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
No, you didn't know. And so I get the donuts and I get on the thing. And right when we park, Bobby's like, what's going on with you? And I was like, I think I'm having a panic attack. Yeah, you were having a panic attack. And then he starts yelling to everyone, she's having a panic attack. I was like, you're making it worse.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I just got to my hotel and tried to control my breathing, took a shower and calmed down.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
And then the show was transformative because I just could focus all my thinking just on the show and perform. And yeah, that venue was great.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I think he loves you, but the bad breath is like venom. Like it's taking over.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I watched the whole thing. It started at noon. I put it on my big TV and just watched it.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Well, let's face it. We love each other, but we don't have a lot to talk about. We went to a dinner together, and they took our phones away, and it was kind of hard for us.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
We Googled it. Literally he, I was looking for restaurants. He goes, no, no, no, no. Just type in expensive restaurant. Correct. Then we found one.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
But they took our phones. They put them in little... They go, here's something quirky we do here. We'll take your phones, put it in bags.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
But... Yeah, we went into this store in Perth that was a sports vintage store. And there was some Arsenal jersey. And I saw one that I really liked. It was like my fit. But I was like, I'm such a poser if I wear this. I go, well, you teach me about Arsenal. Is that weird? And he said, are you serious?
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I will say, Bobby's been nothing but like... I was afraid if I wanted to like this team, he would get mad because that's his thing, but he's been nothing but like... No, like if you kind of like the team, you like it.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
And I realized I've always wanted to get into a sport, but I never could know where to start. And it's like certain shows like Mr. Robot and Arcane, like I love them so much, but they end. And I just, it clicked. Like sports, I get why people like them now.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I like to see... Then Arsenal's one of the first teams to allow black people on their team.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
One of them. I don't know if the first, but they got some backlash for that. Some blacklash here.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I'm going to Sunnyvale and Fort Worth and Dallas all next year. Colorado Springs, Rochester, New York.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I know I'm forgetting some stuff, but it's all coming together. My tour, I'll post it, and my merch will be up too, jetskijohnson.com.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
The glasses will always be up on Rainbow Optics, but my t-shirts, I finally got an online store that'll mail them out. So if you can't go to a live show where I'll always have merch, you can buy it online finally.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
What is it like? Walk me through it because I can't, I have no idea what it is.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
No, my dad wanted to take me to a nudist colony and my mom was like, I don't want the first penis she sees to be your penis.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
I don't even remember it, but it had to have been after they were divorced, so probably around six to eight. Seven, yeah. Yeah.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
We talked about it the other day. I said, can you name one thing you can't do? And you couldn't.
Bad Friends
Rat Island
Well, because we kind of hyped it up the entire trip. And Bobby kept pulling me aside and saying, listen, I know everyone says they're the cutest animals on earth. But what if we get there and they don't like us?
The MeidasTouch Podcast
Speaker Johnson BOOED ON STAGE by GOP…He RUNS AWAY
Well, I don't think Johnson likes you now. Next time you guys see each other walking through the calls of Congress, he's going to probably kick you in the leg.
The MeidasTouch Podcast
Speaker Johnson BOOED ON STAGE by GOP…He RUNS AWAY
He's a friend and you just threw him overboard. Man, politics is tough, Senator Lee.
The MeidasTouch Podcast
Speaker Johnson BOOED ON STAGE by GOP…He RUNS AWAY
Yeah, no, I don't like it either. I think it's terrible, and we got to stop doing it, and it's got to stop now.