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Jesse

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Bad Friends

Rat Island

1014.211

Don't look at me. What are you doing?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1104.029

We saw kangaroos.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1107.771

That was awesome.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1139.489

What do you mean you faked it?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1142.451

Like you just went in there and pretended to soap?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

119.071

I'm petrified holding them. That's real? Yeah.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

124.154

Sorry for fondling your kangaroo.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1314.274

What if he does blood work? What if he does blood work and the results come back bad breath?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

139.343

Oh, and I brought this.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

140.944

For the studio.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

143.824

I'll throw it to you. But hey, can you edit this so it looks like it comes back to me?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

149.646

It works.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

151.666

Okay, here, for real. I'll throw it to you.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

157.997

No, I just knew it would work. It's the first time I've thrown it.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1586.246

It was almost a great moment.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1596.415

Yeah.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1600.579

That's insane. Because you know it all, but you also know timing.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1605.403

But he knows a lot.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1626.573

Influence. Influence.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1655.866

I think it's will they?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1668.304

He has his picture up at the stoppage.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1747.028

Yeah, I forgot about that. I said, why Sprite? And he goes, I don't know what fizz is.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1754.18

He's just rubbing sugar on his teeth.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1829.344

I did love all the music we made together, though, with the piano and your singing and the trumpet.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

1910.242

Yeah.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

195.399

And saying it's terrible. I can't believe you're doing spots. I had a spot at midnight and first time in my life canceled it.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2047.435

And they just saw Neil deGrasse Tyson play there.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

206.326

I thought you did.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

208.288

And you went Monday.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2088.652

As soon as I saw Bobby post that, I knew this was going to happen.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2102.478

And you were watching it all day on your Instagram. And I just knew that he was.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2130.637

Interesting.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

216.354

I've been trying to go to bed at night, but I stay awake till like 4 a.m. And then I still wake up at 9 a.m. And then I am tired all day.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2163.341

Because you were already on stage.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2165.842

At that moment. So he couldn't go back and forth.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2170.123

Oh, I thought it was like.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2192.776

Almost a Dollywood moment that day.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2202.202

That was scary. I kept wanting to hang out with you so bad, but I knew it would be best to just sleep alone.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2224.002

Because of that?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2230.02

Yeah, I will say he got- He was trying.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2232.861

Every one of my- Excuse me?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

224.182

Yeah.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2246.343

Yeah, you killed it, Carlos.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

226.705

I knew you would be good.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2276.293

Yeah, Perth.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2286.061

Never.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2296.23

He probably has it on camera.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2301.604

That dinner was amazing. I love the lazy Susan. Just spin the food around.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2328.547

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2347

I had a panic attack that day.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2351.303

Yeah, on the plane I had a panic attack and I was trying to like hold it together until I got to the hotel room so no one would know. And right at the end, well, when I got to the baggage claim, Bobby was like, go get me some donuts. So I'm like still trying to like hold my breathing together. And I'm ordering these donuts and the lady's taking forever and shrimp's like, come on.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2368.919

No, you didn't know. And so I get the donuts and I get on the thing. And right when we park, Bobby's like, what's going on with you? And I was like, I think I'm having a panic attack. Yeah, you were having a panic attack. And then he starts yelling to everyone, she's having a panic attack. I was like, you're making it worse.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2387.134

I just got to my hotel and tried to control my breathing, took a shower and calmed down.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2392.398

And then the show was transformative because I just could focus all my thinking just on the show and perform. And yeah, that venue was great.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2403.727

Yeah.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2441.529

Yeah, I want to get you out of it.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2449.172

But I would walk by your green room and just, hey.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2727.041

I think he loves you, but the bad breath is like venom. Like it's taking over.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2734.628

It's not him.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2740.793

Because he's changing, right?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2809.251

I was just going to ask.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2815.834

I watched the whole thing. It started at noon. I put it on my big TV and just watched it.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2821.158

Because that's the best way I can learn the players is by watching them.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2838.095

I love the team. Why? I became an Arsenal fan.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2840.896

Why do you think? Well, it started to bond with Bobby.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2846.998

Yeah, so that's where it started.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2852.5

Well, let's face it. We love each other, but we don't have a lot to talk about. We went to a dinner together, and they took our phones away, and it was kind of hard for us.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2863.082

It was great, but we ran out of- You were mad.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2875.785

Yeah, and if I liked Arsenal then, it would have been way different.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2885.077

You said, you guys go get lunch.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2887.638

Verbatim.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2904.424

Yeah, we looked and looked and looked.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2915.642

There was no sign.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2922.727

We Googled it. Literally he, I was looking for restaurants. He goes, no, no, no, no. Just type in expensive restaurant. Correct. Then we found one.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2939.502

Yeah, go down those stairs into that alley and check that door.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2945.749

Yep.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2953.839

The Gidley? The Gidley?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2957.567

I think that's what it was called.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2962.309

It was incredible.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2963.95

But they took our phones. They put them in little... They go, here's something quirky we do here. We'll take your phones, put it in bags.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2974.055

We talked about comedy and the state of comedy, but that only lasts so long.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

2978.857

But... Yeah, we went into this store in Perth that was a sports vintage store. And there was some Arsenal jersey. And I saw one that I really liked. It was like my fit. But I was like, I'm such a poser if I wear this. I go, well, you teach me about Arsenal. Is that weird? And he said, are you serious?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3028.195

I will say, Bobby's been nothing but like... I was afraid if I wanted to like this team, he would get mad because that's his thing, but he's been nothing but like... No, like if you kind of like the team, you like it.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3044.544

No, I can't believe you said that.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3051.887

And I realized I've always wanted to get into a sport, but I never could know where to start. And it's like certain shows like Mr. Robot and Arcane, like I love them so much, but they end. And I just, it clicked. Like sports, I get why people like them now.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3064.913

They never end.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3067.454

New seasons. So I'm really into this.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3074.057

Yeah.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3079.64

Well, you switched to Arsenal. They're great.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3090.484

I don't see how. It's like basketball and American football together.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3099.428

You like basketball?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

310.717

I did, yeah. 15 hours?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3101.909

Yeah, but they're bouncing around the field.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3114.705

I was screaming alone in my living room.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3117.267

Yeah.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3120.989

I like to see... Then Arsenal's one of the first teams to allow black people on their team.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3132.797

One of them. I don't know if the first, but they got some backlash for that. Some blacklash here.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3163.502

Yeah, I was like, where'd they get that?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3173.425

Wait, let Andrew hold it. I want to see a side-by-side.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3194.026

Can I plug some dates?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3197.409

I'm going to Sunnyvale and Fort Worth and Dallas all next year. Colorado Springs, Rochester, New York.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

32.196

I'm running out of air.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3207.978

I know I'm forgetting some stuff, but it's all coming together. My tour, I'll post it, and my merch will be up too, jetskijohnson.com.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3215.448

The glasses will always be up on Rainbow Optics, but my t-shirts, I finally got an online store that'll mail them out. So if you can't go to a live show where I'll always have merch, you can buy it online finally.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3271.367

You're going to blow up that bathroom.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3427.24

Well, you want to be ripped. Jacked, I think it was.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3561.691

No, I don't.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3565.314

To Wii Spa? Yeah. I'm not going to that dry sauna with you.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3576.289

What is it like? Walk me through it because I can't, I have no idea what it is.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

36.319

I didn't even want to collect it.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3780.54

I almost grew up in a nudist colony. Did I ever tell you guys that?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3786.464

No, my dad wanted to take me to a nudist colony and my mom was like, I don't want the first penis she sees to be your penis.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3793.127

I don't even remember it, but it had to have been after they were divorced, so probably around six to eight. Seven, yeah. Yeah.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3835.363

Yeah.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3837.304

Yeah, I don't want to grow up there.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

3929.572

That's probably exactly how it happened.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

4003.735

Like a spacesuit. Like that.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

419.747

He's talented, too. There's literally nothing you can't do.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

423.891

We talked about it the other day. I said, can you name one thing you can't do? And you couldn't.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

430.536

He couldn't.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

474.742

What a roller coaster, though.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

477.423

Well, because we kind of hyped it up the entire trip. And Bobby kept pulling me aside and saying, listen, I know everyone says they're the cutest animals on earth. But what if we get there and they don't like us?

Bad Friends

Rat Island

487.368

And we got there and they were all just like looking for food.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

492.15

Yeah.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

493.43

Yeah.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

495.351

Oh, my God. They are cute.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

560.753

Oh, the joey's coming out.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

569.078

And that was like four hours into the trip. You got that.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

578.948

Yeah, not so high-fiving.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

594.895

Yeah, you were like three hours in. You're like, I'm ready.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

713.114

You know which one.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

717.799

Interesting. This is so interesting what you're doing. So interesting.

Bad Friends

Rat Island

990.828

I love this because my parents divorced when I was six, so I never got this.

The MeidasTouch Podcast

Speaker Johnson BOOED ON STAGE by GOP…He RUNS AWAY

775.498

Well, I don't think Johnson likes you now. Next time you guys see each other walking through the calls of Congress, he's going to probably kick you in the leg.

The MeidasTouch Podcast

Speaker Johnson BOOED ON STAGE by GOP…He RUNS AWAY

797.516

He's a friend and you just threw him overboard. Man, politics is tough, Senator Lee.

The MeidasTouch Podcast

Speaker Johnson BOOED ON STAGE by GOP…He RUNS AWAY

813.326

Yeah, no, I don't like it either. I think it's terrible, and we got to stop doing it, and it's got to stop now.