This is part one of a two-part recap This week on Summer House, Carl faux-launches his Soft Bar concept with a Friends & Family event in NJ. Jesse, meanwhile, faces scrutiny over a sucked toe and heavy flirtations. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus Recaps, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for our North American tour on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of Watch What Crappens?
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about a crap on Bravo we love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today to celebrate a day of drinking soft. It's Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's your non-alc day going? Good. Non-alc so far.
Whoa, we are here to talk about Summer House, which I loved last night. But before we do that, you know the drill. We've got some live shows coming up next week. We have Boston and Detroit and Chicago. And guess what? We are here to tell you what we are going to recap. So in Boston... Big day, honey pies. Boston, we're going to recap... Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
And very excited because we haven't been able to recap that on a live show yet. So, Beverly Hills next week in Boston. Detroit, we're going to do something really fun. We're going to do a classic recap of It's Not About the Pasta! It's the episode... Vanderpump Rules, and it's easy to remember because the episode is called It's Not About the Pasta. That's from Season 6.
And then on Saturday night in Chicago, we are going to do Summer House. So that's the homework, okay? Beverly Hills, Vanderpump Rules, Summer House next week. And then in May... We cannot wait to make our big return to Texas. We have the big Austin show coming up on May 9th. And then on May 10th, it's Dallas.
We have had some of the craziest, wildest times at our Texas shows, especially our Dallas shows. We have had wild times at our Dallas shows. So come join us. It'll be more fun than a night out at the Roundup or the Roundup. And then finally after that, we have Las Vegas, which will be fantastic. So go to watchyourcrappins.com to get your tickets, won't you?
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And even if you do none of it, we still love you and we're still happy that you're here. So that's it. Yeah.
That's it. Okay. Bye.
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Chapter 2: What live shows are the Watch What Crappens hosts doing?
Or, like, if we stay together, whatever, which is why she's feeling attacked now. So he's like, hey, should we like stop and eat on the way home? It's like, let's just try to get home, okay? It's hard enough to be in a car with you without watching you eat like a Charleston man.
Yeah. No, I'm not saying we sit down. I just want to stop and get food somewhere. How about this? Why don't we go to a restaurant? You can sit down, and then I'll get in the car, and I'll just go home. And then I'll see you someday if anyone ever finds you.
No, but like I can eat in the car. Craig, I don't have windshield wipers on the inside of a car.
I haven't invented that yet. We just cleaned the car. And so she says that like Giggly Squad is going on a 60 city tour, which again, I don't understand how they were able to do that. And she's like, I'm just like nervous to do the actual job.
And I feel like I can't even talk about it with Craig because he has no interest in like, you know, talking about things in my career unless it pertains to him and our relationship.
um which is funny because craig really prides himself on being a career person career oriented and he gets very upset when austin does not support his career and it's funny that he then in turn has is so completely unsupportive and is so needy about page and her time and her career this isn't fair look i have always supported your career ending
So he's like, I can go make eggs. Do you want eggs? Do you have eggs? How many eggs do you have? Do they have follicles? No. Can we put some popsicles in your eggs? No, no, no. He's like, die, die, die. Let's die, die, die. So now we go to the group. They're back to the group at the pool. And Carl's like, oh, hey. So I know, Carl and Matt, you're going to be in Italy for a wedding.
But I'll have a friends and family event for the soft bar. So we're trying to get a final head count, you know, and if you guys can join, like, let me know.
Like, maybe if your plans to Italy are just, like, soft plans and not hard plans, maybe you could come. Maybe you want to, like, ask if Andreas wants to fly back before his wedding to the soft launch. Because that's, I think, where they were. I think they went to Andrea and Lexi. Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What happened in this unique episode of Summer House?
exactly i don't know that everybody would consider that sobriety well that's what so now now it all makes sense now i know why it's quote-unquote mindful the mindful is just you know your fun wording for saying you can yeah yeah you're doing so i was good drink at the sobriety soft bar that would be great
He's like, y'all, it's super uplifting. So then Carl's mom, Sharon, is here. Fucking enably Sharon is here. And she's like, hey, guys, I want to talk to the boys.
Hey, boys. Hey, West and Jesse. Oh, God, it's so good to see you. You know, Carl's being so strong, isn't he? After all that crap and the breakup that Lindsay did to him. And she was mean to me, too, you know, boys. She was real mean to me, too.
You know what, Sharon? Fuck off.
Like, honestly. Yeah. Like, seriously. Not Sharon. Sharon's not cool either. I don't think it's very nice how you conspired with your son on camera to gaslight somebody when he was being an asshole and ready to break up with her for months. And then you tried to make it sound like she's abusive and all this other crap. Sharon.
Oh, I'm going to get Sharon a pass. She's a mother. She's allowed to be mad at her daughter-in-law or future daughter-in-law. I think that's actually a right of passage. Whatever.
Of course she has the right, but I have a right to tell her to fuck off, too. Not Sharon. Sharon can fuck off. There it is. We're taking that shit. Get out of here with that. Your son never does anything wrong. Did you see the season, Sharon? Have you seen the past nine seasons, Sharon? Please.
I was sad because Sharon didn't get to do her signature move, which is that she pretends to do a little curtsy, but she goes, she loves to do that. Um, so yeah, she's like, yeah, she was mean to me too. Um, but like, by the way, none of this, like you, you watch the show. Clearly you all know what Lindsay's about. You knew she was going to be mean to you. I will say this.
I will like, you can't be surprised that Lindsay could be mean to you. That's her thing. You should have told your son a long time ago, like, don't date this girl because she's going to be mean to you and she's going to be mean to me.
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