Paige
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
One story, when I was like modeling and if I didn't get like a certain job or something and if I were to ever ask my mom like, hey, did I like book that commercial or did I book whatever? And she would say, no, they went with a blonde. In my head it would register as like, oh, well, I'm not blonde. So like I didn't even compete against that girl. But it went back even further.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
When I was younger, my dad owned a car wash. And one day me and my mom went to this car wash and he had like candy like on the side of the car wash and he would like give it to little kids. One day I saw my dad talking to this little girl. Was there a van involved? She was with her mom. My dad was talking to this little girl.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
I guess I had just never seen my dad interact with a child other than myself. So I was, as you can imagine, taken aback. I was like, who is that girl? I couldn't explain to my mom what I was saying because I didn't know the word for blonde. So I'd be like, who is this little girl? I was like, Mom, she has a mom. Why are we not fighting these two? You fight her, Mom.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Und es hat mich wirklich traumatisiert. Ich weiß nicht, ob ich dachte, dass mein Vater mit dieser kleinen Mädchen gehen würde und sein Vater sein würde. Oder was ich in meinem Kopf gekocht habe. Aber es ist tiefgründig, mein Ding mit Blonden. Mein Lieblingsspiel ist, wenn wir Gigglers treffen und sie blonden sind und sie sagen ...
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
No, I know. The giggles are really funny about it. Also, like, I'm not kidding. Every guy I've ever dated, I feel like, immediately dates a blonde after. And I'm like, oh, you didn't get me at all. Like, solidified. That's like our number one.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Yeah, I kind of like it because I'm like, oh yeah, we weren't for each other.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Warte, wir haben nicht darüber gesprochen, wie wir die Girl-Version von Daphne in L.A. kennengelernt haben. Ich erinnere mich, als wir das Buch gezeichnet haben, war das Mädchen so wie, mein Name ist Daphne, aber sie sah auch so aus wie Daphne.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Wait, we need to start performing, when we have children, to start performing in venues that have like a separate room. So moms can bring their kids and like put them in daycare while we perform.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Und die Lippen konnten ein Orange schneiden. Und sie hatte so langes, luxuriöses blondes Haar. Und ich dachte, warte, du bist meine Katze. Du bist meine Katze.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Und es war das größte page-coded Foto. Nein, wenn Daphne sich in den Fenster angeschaut hat und sich vor dem Fenster ansieht und sich dann zurückblickt, dann bin ich so, ja, schau dich an. Sie schaut zurück nach meinem Erlaubnis und ich bin so, das ist meine Tochter.
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Giggly Squad
Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Okay, sorry. God forbid your mom runs a bit on a comedy pod.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Alle anderen waren so, schau an Hannahs Mutter, die ein bisschen läuft. Das Universum ist so, bitte nicht ein Baby haben. Nein, und natürlich wurde meine Mutter so spirituell und existenziell und war einfach so, ich möchte nur wissen, ob sie glücklich ist.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Sie hätte es nie machen können, wenn ihre Mutter es nicht gemacht hätte. Das war eines der Dinge, über die sie nervös war. Sie war so, dass sie denkt, wir gehen gleichzeitig. Ich denke, sie sind Giggly Squad. Nein, sie sind es. Sie sollten ein Recap-Show haben. Sie sind die neue Watch What Crappens und sie sagen einfach, was wir sagen in Stimmen und machen uns Spaß. Ich liebe das.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Unabhängig, nichts zu tun. Du glaubst, du bist ein Nepo-Baby. Ja. I was gonna say, what have you been doing out in LA? Like, have you been doing really LA things? Have you gone back to our Pilates place? Like, what's going on? So I went to Pilates this morning.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Nein, jeder hat ein Drogenproblem, sie haben ihre Arbeit verabschiedet.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
You literally get evicted from your apartment if you don't... Go outside. Go outside. Wait. I have to tell this story. Yes. Sorry, were you telling a story? No. I was just talking about walking. Were you saying anything of importance on our podcast?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Okay, perfect. Okay, also, wenn du nicht in New York City lebst, lass mich dir kurz die Szene für dich einstellen. In den letzten Jahr und einem halben, ich weiß nicht, was in New York passiert, aber jedes einzelne Ding ist ein Mitgliedsklub. Und jeder ist ein Mitgliedsklub, sie bleiben da für sechs Monate, sie canceln, sie gehen in einen neuen Mitgliedsklub.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Nun, FOMO macht wirklich nichts für mich, aber auch wie... Manchmal ist es so. Wenn ich irgendwo gehen möchte und ich keine Restriktionen haben kann.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Wait. So she made my mom be me. Knowing that there's a little girl out there playing Giggly Squad. We're not okay as a nation. Okay, du sagst, dass unser Humor für 4-Jährige ist. Deswegen sage ich, okay, wir gehen auf Morgenshows. Wir gehen auf Jimmy Fallon. Wir haben die Bestsellerliste von New York Times gemacht. Wir machen all diese Dinge. Wir machen ein bisschen zu viel. Manche sagen das.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Hier ist die Sache. Ich mag es nicht, dass Leute mir sagen, dass ich etwas nicht machen kann. Und ich verliere auch niemandem. Also wenn ich irgendwo gehen möchte und sie sagen, du kannst nicht kommen, weil du kein Mitglied bist und es gibt keine... Du willst dich nicht damit beschäftigen. Ich bin nicht damit beschäftigt. Ich werde ein Mitglied werden. Also was auch immer.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
But if you have to go once... Here's the other thing. It's not just three. It's three worldwide. So if they have houses other places, I'm worldwide. And you know, I love that because I'll just be like, take me with you. And I don't leave my couch. Now, I was applying to my most recent one. And sometimes...
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Look, sometimes I get to not do the application process because maybe I know someone here and there. But I had to do an application process for this one recently. And it was some of the craziest questions I've ever seen. Was it like a psych evaluation? I did a screenshot because I was like, surely I'm...
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
A. Let me throw it at the waitress. B. It wasn't multiple choice. It was like right in your answers. Oh, you hate writing. I have to find this. No. I wrote a whole book. I'm not writing a thesis statement. I just put a link to how to giggle. Okay. Okay, und dann frage ich mich, bin ich seltsam in diesen Antworten? Also okay, hier ist der erste. Erzähl uns etwas. Erzähl uns etwas.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Es kann dein Lebensgeschichte sein, eine tolle Erinnerung, eine Zeit, die dich gelacht hat, eine erfolgreiche Karriereerfahrung oder was auch immer du es teilen möchtest. Nein, ich bin schon raus. Ich bin raus.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Nein. In my head I'm like, I'm like, wait a second.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
So I... Right. This prompt actually makes me sweat and I hate saying a fun fact about myself.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Oh my god, I literally could not stop laughing and I literally took a picture. I'm surprised you didn't send it to your brother to do it for you. Okay, wait, that's usually my go-to. Wait, here's another question. We rely on our existing members to curate and shape the membership via their nomination. If you are already a member, name one or two people in your circle of friends.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
That you would not nominate for a membership. I go, I would nominate my friend Hannah Byrne. No, you didn't.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Okay, here's the last one. We would love to know more about your family as well. Do you have a significant other or are you happily single? If you're attached, please tell us about your other half, including their name and a photo. What?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
They were like, cool, we'll see you in 12 weeks. I was like, alright. Here's my credit card number. So at some point in time, Hannah, we can go to the hottest new members club when it opens. Okay, cool. Well, now I'm excited. I did say we were in a lesbian partnership, so just go with it when we get there. But we are.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Manchmal möchte ich diese Leute schütteln und sagen, weißt du sogar, worüber wir lachen?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Und der nächste ist... Mein Lieblingsstück ist das Reis-Pudding-Stück. Das Reis-Pudding-Stück.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Und ich bin so, was ist mit nur Italienisch? Jedes Mal, wenn ich das Reis-Pudding-Stück besuche, bin ich so... Bringst du so viel Volumen pro Tag rein, dass du den Renten bezahlst? Ich habe noch nie gesehen, dass eine Person da reingeht.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Nein, ich fühlte mich, als hätte ich gescampt. Wir sind die Anna Delvey von Podcasting.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
What generation are you in? Recession indicator. Finish the sentence.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
I saw that you like went out. Were you jealous? Yeah, I was like, what is she doing?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Du hast einen Freund aufgeladen. Es ist alles nur, um dich zu verarschen, spezifisch.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Hannah hat einen anderen besten Freund. Und jedes Mal, wenn sie sie aufbringt, verspreche ich, dass ich sie nicht kenne. Und ich bin so, wer? Ich glaube, wir werden es nie wissen. Ich glaube, wir werden es nie wissen. Nein, nein, ich glaube wirklich nicht. Ich glaube wirklich nicht, weil du selten jemanden ersten Namen sagst. Du sprichst wirklich über Leute.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ja. Das ist das, was ich am liebsten von L.A.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Du musst... Du schaust in das Hotel und es gibt einen komplementären Spray-Tan-Artist.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Someone asked me a question and in my head I was like, I don't know what she's asking me. So I just changed the question with my answer. And I was like, yeah, how do you like that from media trained?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
You wouldn't get it. I'm kind of marinating right now. I thought it was going to be two hours express. It's actually four hours express.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Du bist so L.A. Ich weiß nicht mal, wer du bist. Was ist denn ein Tinnfisch?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Yeah, that actually sounds so scary. Like this is the hottest new restaurant and they've eliminated utensils.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ich meine, ich wette, es riecht wie Spraytan. Und ich bin sicher, ich meine, ich bete mein Leben darauf, dass du am Abend schwitzt.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
No, in the summer sometimes. There was like one time when we were recording the pod, it was the middle of the summer and I was like straight up fighting for my life. I feel like I almost passed out.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
You know, it's like one of my favorite conversations like as a New Yorker that like everyone has had. I know what you're going to say. Is the discussion with other New Yorkers when you just like lay down the law on like Newark, JFK, LaGuardia, New York. Alle geben ihre Punkte und dann, wo sie sich befinden in Manhattan, sodass es Sinn macht, für sie speziell zu gehen.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ich bin so glücklich, dass ich einen meiner Freundinnen vollständig über den Newark-Aeroport gewechselt habe. Und ich habe gesagt, ich glaube einfach nicht, dass du ihm den Kredit gibst, den er verdient. Are you the face of Newark Airport? No, I'm like the face of Newark Airport and I don't want Delta to find out about it because it is a united hub. I'm like super dialed in with the Tri-City.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Das ist so, wie ich mich gefühlt habe, als ich gesehen habe, dass Heather McMahon auf einer Kruise war, um Comedy zu machen. Und ich war so, warte mal, wie hat Giggly Squad nicht gefragt, um eine Giggly Squad-themed Kruise zu machen? Und ich wurde wirklich traurig. Du würdest einfach sofort einen Panikattack haben. Ich meine, 100%, aber die Invitation ist immer noch schön.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Wir gehen, wer möchte einen Panikattack auf einem Boot mit uns haben? Who wants to really raise the stakes? You can't get away because you're in the middle of the ocean. Anywho. Speaking of stakes.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
The Citizen Apple really have you... How many machetes are there? The Citizen Apple literally have you so grateful for your own problems. I think of it as a dose of my own reality. Because I'm like, okay, I'm having not that great of a day, but this guy is losing his damn mind. But also, why is it always right outside your doorstep? Weißt du, was das andere ist?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ich warte auf die Citizens-App, um mit Dumois zu collaben. Weil der Fakt, dass du live auf der Citizens-App gehst, ich bin so, das ist nicht, dass nur jemand live auf der Citizens-App gehen kann und zeigt, was los ist. Ich habe es nicht, weil ich in Frieden leben möchte.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Und du gehst live? Ja. Ja, und diese Person geht live an und alle anderen können das live sehen. Oh mein Gott. Das ist tatsächlich furchtbar, aber eine tolle Idee. Eine tolle Business-Idee.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
One, two... What I was originally. One, two... Well, not originally, but okay, let's just do it. One, two, three. Britney.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Dann warum hast du einfach Britney gesagt?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Oh, so you're less tough if you're more girly?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
That's fucked up. I get what you mean, though. She did have more of like a tomboy-esque... Ja, sie war weniger... Sie war eher schlecht. Sie hatte Strähnen in ihren Haaren.
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Und das ist es, was die Medien lieben.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
And they loved it back then too. Here's the thing. Mine's simple and it's actually like too simple. And I think I was more of a Britney fan because Crossroads. And there's just like not much else I could say. She was an actress. Yes. You know? Yeah. And I would have loved to seen Christina dip her toe in that waters, but she just didn't. Did you not see Burlesque? You're going years later. True.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ich wollte dir auch einen Kompliment geben.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
I'm talking peak denim on denim. Zoe Zaldana. Iconic. Iconic.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
It's Crossroads. Isn't she like going to like find, what are they even going, what is the plot of Crossroads? You know, I've never watched Crossroads. I couldn't tell you a single fact about it now. Tell me one storyline on Crossroads. I feel like Zoe Zeldana does lose her virginity. And it's like to the soccer coach. I think something was highly illegal, but we just never said anything about it.
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Yeah. Now let's talk about singers going to actress mode. Her in Daisy Dukes. Yeah, but that's not the name of it. What's it called? Those are just denim shorts. Wasn't she in the Dane Cook one? Dukes of Hazzard. I was close. You were close. Yeah. Was war das für ein Film? Nicht gut, aber ich liebte es. Ich liebe es zu sehen. Darum kann ich nicht Post-Apokalyptik sehen.
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Ich bin auf Crossroads gestorben. Ich bin auf Dukes of Hazzard gestorben. Ich muss eine schöne Frau sehen. Ich klinge wie ein alter, misogynistischer Mann. Wenn sie nicht schön auf dem Bildschirm sind... Ich will ein süßes Outfit sehen.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Das ist so du. Lass mich mehr lachen. Lass mich mehr lachen. Warum kriege ich so... Können wir...
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Wie war das? Was war die Erfahrung? Okay, das ist so lustig, weil alle in meinen DMs gesagt haben, dass du Hannahs Style stehst. Du stehst Hannahs Style. Das ist so lustig, weil niemand mir das DMt. Really? Yeah, my people were supportive. They were like, Paige looks so good. Oh my god, see, my girls turned against me. No, your girls were like, this is not the Paige we signed up for.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
I got that suit, like that little set, and then I saw that I had those glasses and I was just like, I can't not.
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And I just feel like when I'm in LA, I am different. And like, I am just more apt to like, fuck it, let's try it. Like, I feel like I'm in a different country. And like, they don't even have the same TV channels. Yeah. Ich bin so, es ist anders. Ich sage, wie sagst du Kuchen? Ja, ich bin sofort Hilaria Baldwin, wenn ich in L.A. stehe.
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Und wir sagen, oh, du verstehst nicht, was Avantgarde ist, du unkulturierter Schwein. Er hat uns literally Kim Kardashian gesagt. Er war so, du siehst aus wie fucking Clowns.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
He's like, sorry, my sisters are acting crazy right now.
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Okay, deshalb war ich nervös, in L.A. zu gehen. Ich dachte mir, warte, das ist wie eine echte, das ist wie eine scholastische Buch-Fair für Ältere, wie auf Steroid. Warte, du hast es so richtig gesagt. Also, du hast überkompensiert, du hast panikiert. Ich dachte mir, das ist, als ob die Scholastik-Buchveranstaltung eine Arbeit in der Finanzierung gemacht hätte und Kokain gemacht hätte.
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Also musste ich nur entsprechend geträumt werden. Das ist so lustig. Die L.A. Times ist so, kannst du bitte nicht zu uns referieren?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Okay, lasst uns die Geschichte erzählen. Warte, also wir sind an diesem Buch-Event. Und sie sind so, okay, Leute, jetzt müsst ihr nach oben und nehmt eure Bilder. Und es gibt so ein kleines Video, das sie mit euch machen wollen. Und wir sind so, okay, großartig. Guck, das letzte, was du zu mir und Hannah tun willst, ist, uns auf ein Set zu setzen. Okay? Mit... Licht, Kamera, Aktion. Ja, mit Props.
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Ja, sie hatten ein Sofa und wir waren so, lass uns da rein. Wir machen es, es ist Showbiz. Okay? Und sie fragen uns die erste Frage. Okay, jetzt ist es in einem Raum von Männern. Ja, diese Energie brachte uns. Von verschiedenen Ängsten. Und sie fragen uns die erste Frage und es ist so, wenn dein Buch ein Geruch wäre, wie würde es riechen? Sorry, I'm being myself.
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The first thing that popped into my mind, Hannah's vagina.
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Who's ever picking the not self tape option?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
You were like lemongrass, eucalyptus. And I was like my best friend's pussy. And when you said that I could not have been more proud of you... Like I was like, I raised her right.
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The men in this room were... So taken ab. It was as if they were going to take our rights right away. They go, this is why these bitches shouldn't have microphones. They're like, and this is why women aren't presidents.
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There was like one girl in the back and she was like, I get it.
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Das ist das, was sie in dieser Stadt sagen. Sie sagen, ich glaube, du hättest da sein müssen. Wenn das eine Person war, dann bist du es. Wenn du mich online schaust, wirst du nicht den vollen Charme bekommen.
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Ich dachte, das ist eine Presse-Tour. Wirklich? Weil ich Charakter mit meinen Outfits auch behalten habe. Und du sagst mir, dass du es nicht bemerkt hast? Ich habe mich als bestsellender Autor in den New York Times gedreht.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Hats and glasses, I do find that I can pull them off. I can't pull off a hat. You can, but you're just nervous.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Yeah, they're like, she doesn't wear hats a lot and we know. I could tell that girl took a risk with a hat today. It was a weird one for a Tuesday afternoon, but we're supporting her.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Wer Elisabeth Hurley ist? Oder was passiert?
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Ich weiß eigentlich nichts, außer ich habe gesehen, dass sie zusammen auf Instagram posten.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Nicht nur, okay, hier ist das Ding auch, dass Leute stoppen müssen. Ja. Sie haben einen gemeinsamen Post auf Instagram gemacht. Ja. Ich denke, weil sie älter sind, wussten sie es nicht. Und sie feierten Easter zusammen.
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Aber ich bin ein bisschen stolz auf mich selbst, weil ich nie etwas verabschiedet habe. Und ich fühle mich super empfohlen, dass ich gesagt habe, ich kann es nicht machen.
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Jemand sagte, Liz hat eine Geschichte mit exzentrischen Männern. Nun, hier ist die Sache. Ich glaube nicht, dass jemand von seiner Familie zu ihm spricht. Ich glaube nicht, dass Miley Cyrus zu ihrem Vater spricht. Ich würde ihn auch nicht exzentrisch nennen. Er ist ein Künstler. Aber er ist nicht. Ich meine, er ist, aber er ist seltsam. Because Instagram is weird, he posts weird things.
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He has a bullet. They're giving me Angelina Jolie. And her brother? No, Billy Bob Thornton. Oh, Billy Bob Thornton. They wore each other's blood. Stuff like that.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Yeah, going by Billy. Like Josephine's dog's name is Billy, so it's like literally all I can think of. I think of a dog's name.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Not if you're like 70. Agree to disagree. I don't mind Bobby. I love a robber. Are you really sticking with that answer? If I had to go toe to toe, if it was like this and like the between this and my soulmate, like if his name was Bobby, like I would be fine with that.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
I get that. And you're valid for that.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
It's literally tomorrow. It's next week. Oh my God. Are you okay? How are you feeling about it? I mean, I'm excited about it. Honestly, I'm so exhausted from this month that I'm like... There's not much that could get me excited right now. You know, we didn't even really talk about becoming a New York Times bestseller.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
No, we certainly don't. I mean, we're on TikTok, which... Basically the New York Times. But no, we wouldn't get this if it wasn't for the Giggler. So I just wanted to say thank you, because it really is just such a crazy moment. Actually, we got on a Zoom with all of our team for them to tell us if we made it or not. We were waiting for the results, whatever, and they videoed it.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
And Hannah and I are so in shock that... Das Video sieht so aus, als ob wir nichts gegeben hätten, weil wir uns gedacht haben, warte, was? Es gibt einfach keinen Weg.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Nein, du machst es notoriös, du machst es funktionieren. Manchmal ist es lustig, okay, wir werden oft gefragt, wie bist du bester Freund, aber du arbeitest auch zusammen. Und wir wissen nie, wie wir das beantworten, weil haben wir jemals zusammen gearbeitet? Wir haben uns nie bewusst gemacht, dass wir zusammen etwas machen.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
And some of their engagement rings.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Wird Daphne versuchen, sie zu essen? Never, not once. Has literally zero interest in my plant.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
No, Daphne is like, I really don't get her. Daphne has never had human food, never even come over to it, has no interest, does not care.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
She's like, I look at you, I don't need, no, I don't need your food.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Wir haben uns nie bewusst gemacht, oh, das ist eine Arbeit, die wir haben, weil wenn wir uns auf dem Bildschirm sehen, sind wir so, das ist ein bisschen...
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Nein, warte, das war es, was ich sagen wollte, dass ich mit dir auf Arbeitstexte bin. Wir kennen uns, also wissen wir, wenn der andere sagt, oh ja, absolut, das ist mein Arbeitsgespräch. Ich fühle mich, dass du sagst, ja, absolut, wir können es an diesem Tag machen. Ich weiß nicht, ob wir es wirklich physisch können, aber sie ist ein Vergnügen, mit zu arbeiten. Oh mein Gott, danke.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Als Kind, wenn du, wie sie viel in der Klasse spricht. Natürlich habe ich das. Auf der Report Card. Du bekommst jetzt als Adult, du bist ein Vergnügen, mit zu arbeiten. Let's normalize that pipeline.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
They give class president energy. They give class president energy. Hannah said to me the other day, she brought up this phrase, class president energy. And ever since that moment in time, I... Ich konnte es nicht aus meinem Gehirn bekommen.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Wenn die beiden von uns, wir sind die Klasse von 2020. Ich fühle mich, wie Giggly Squad die Klasse von 2020 ist. Wir sind. Und jetzt, dass es 2025 ist, sind wir nur, wir haben gerade graduiert.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ja. Honestly, I rarely say this to people who aren't me, but like, we've seen too much of us. Like, it's too much. I go on my Instagram, I'm like, it's too much.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
We are one good article away from blowing it all up. True. We're one quote. I'm so excited. To disappear for a while? No, no, no. I'm so excited for our web show. What am I? A thousand and two years old? Well, we should tune into the web series we're putting out. I don't know. That's like my old man voice. I've never done it. I've never heard it. You'll never hear it again.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Oh, okay. This is, oh, sorry. I'm so sorry. This is something you in fact made up. Got it. Okay. Okay. Keep it moving. When we get older.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Es war so viel Spaß. Hier ist, warum ich es so liebte. Es ist so... Ich hasse es, dieses Wort zu benutzen, aber ich finde, es ist so viel. Es ist so rau.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
It's Giggly Squad if we didn't have microphones. So it's just our typical banter back and forth, but like being placed in situations.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ich dachte mir, ich weiß nicht, wie YouTube funktioniert, aber sicher gibt es einen Wunsch, den wir bekommen werden. Für unseren 2-Minuten-Trailer.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ich denke, wir werden einfach neue Charakter-Archen vorstellen.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ja, sie hat so eine gute Arbeit mit dem Editen gemacht. Hier ist etwas, über das die Leute nicht sprechen, bis du so eine Show zusammenfängst. Die Musik ändert den ganzen Vibes.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Nein, ich bin es sicher nicht. Sieh, ich würde sagen, 90% der Zeit bin ich nicht in Swag-Surfing-Mode, aber das 10%. You gotta catch me at that 10% though.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Was so interessant ist, ist, dass ich immer ein ästhetisches Sonntagabend-Vlog-Girl sein wollte.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Es ist das gleiche, wie ich mich über meinen Grid fühle. Ich will immer, dass mein Grid so perfekt ist. Und ich will immer diese Clean-Girl-Videos machen. Aber es ist wirklich nicht, wer ich bin.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Ich wollte nur sagen, es war fünf Sekunden. Wie lange dauert es, um Hannah zu bringen, dass sie in L.A. ist? Sie sagt, sorry, I've been doing a juice cleanse and I'm just washing it down with coconut water. We're over here drinking cyanide in New York. I'm going, perfect, thank you.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Hey, why don't you collab on this and fuck a thumbnail? You know, like never thought of a thumbnail in your life. What is that, TikTok?
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
It's just like it doesn't make any sense.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Es ist interessant, weil ich im gleichen Monat die erste Zeit mit Amy Poehler und Chelsea Handler treffen konnte. Und ich hätte keine besseren Erfahrungen gehabt. Und das sind zwei Erfahrungen, die du Wow, wenn das nicht so geht, wie ich es in meinem Kopf geplant habe, wie meine ganze Kindheit und wie ich als Kind war, war das eine Lüge. Und ich weiß nicht, ob ich davon zurückkehren werde.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Und der Fakt, dass beide Interaktionen besser waren, als man es sich jemals gewünscht hätte, und sie waren einfach die normalste Realität. Ich fühlte mich gesehen.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Das ist ein Beispiel. Nichts wie das passiert. Das ist ein wirklich nisch, aber ein ikonischer Beispiel. Something that should be in a TV show. Mark it. Chris Hemsworth literally ripped ass in front of me. Blamed my mom. Or the dog. And walked away.
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Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish
Okay, do you want to hear something so funny? Because this is like... This is a story from my childhood that is like deep rooted in my thing for blondes. First of all, side note, actually there's two stories, but whatever, we're going to make them concise.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I mean, it was my fault because I attacked it. You were at the end of the substance. Truly. Then I put Neosporin on it. literally gone the next day. You want to be a dermatologist so bad.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah, so I was like, I have to tell the girls. Two non-skincare products and Lumify is probably going to email me and be like, please do not. This is not for skincare. Girls are going to end up in the hospital.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Okay, I went to Miami, I got to Miami on Thursday. Because dinners can be hard. I went to dinner Thursday night, but low-key. Then I had to work like a literal 13-hour day on Friday. I did that and one of my girlfriends came to Miami with me and I was like driving back to the hotel after my work day and I was like... Alexa ist literally on drugs if she thinks I'm going out with her tonight.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
That's crazy. I was so surprised to see you. I'm getting home, I'm showering, I'm putting my pajamas on. Mind you, I had a 7 a.m. flight Saturday morning. I was like, I can't go out. But did you have full glam? I had full glam. Okay, so that factors into it. I walked into the apartment. She said one sentence and I was like, okay, I'll come with you. She's in sales. She really got me.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
She got me good. This was like OG Paige. Went out till 3am. Got back to my hotel. Slept for one hour. Got up, went to the airport. If anyone saw me at the Miami airport on Saturday morning... No, you didn't. No, you literally didn't.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I was like, I walked through the Miami airport with a hat on and sunglasses. Not because I wanted to be cool. My eyes were crossed. I literally couldn't see in front of me.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I was like, I have no Lumify because it's literally on my skin. Ich saß da, auf der Bühne, und in meinem Kopf dachte ich mir, Paige, du bist fast 33. Warum hast du es nicht herausgefunden? Aber ich hatte so viel Spaß. Ich brauchte es.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Miami Airport gives that there is a casino in the vicinity. And there is not.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It feels like I lost all my money. It feels like...
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Charlotte Tilbury is great.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
There's nowhere to eat. Nowhere to eat! I'm sorry, I'm not getting a tuna fish sandwich from Subway at 7am in the Miami airport.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
But we're New York City, as we should have the greatest airports. Because you fly from New York to everywhere. You can fly from New York to anywhere because it's the best city on the planet.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
We take it for granted.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I didn't realize that until I spent so much time in the south. I was like, oh, and I'll just get a flight to here. And they're like, no, you can't. I'm like, what?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I'm not stopping. I'm not doing a connecting flight. No. I emotionally can't handle it. But we don't deal with it that much because we live in New York. But yeah.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Here's the thing. I'm listening to what the airport people tell me to do because... I don't work here. Like, who am I to decide? Can I say one more thing about male pilots? Yeah. I can't get off a plane anymore. I've literally, like, now every time I get off a plane, I think they've listened to Giggly Squad. They know I am Giggly Squad.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
So when they say, thank you, have a nice day, I'm like, I feel like you put a little extra oomph on that one for me.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
We love the marketing girlies at any company. The marketing girls run the country. They really do. What is commerce? Marketing? I don't know what it is, but it's the girls our age. What's going on with the disconnect from airlines, their food and brands? Because like why there hasn't been a Chipotle collab on the fucking airplane? Like I don't get that.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Aber ich liebte Aiden. Du würdest. Hier ist das Ding. Du würdest. Als ich es zuerst in der Hochschule gesehen habe... Rihanna ist wahrscheinlich im 8. Grad in der Hochschule. Ich war groß. Ich dachte, es ist natürlich groß. Dann, als ich in den 20er Jahren in der Schule war, dachte ich mir, sie sollte Aiden auswählen. Jetzt, dass mein vorderes Klo vollformiert ist...
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Get the fuck out of here.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
My flight to Italy, I tipped my stewardess. Did she go down on you? No, I think if you're doing an overnight 8-hour, you've fed me two meals, I'm going to throw you a 20.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Also, wer hat Geld? Wer hat Geld? Ja.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It's a whole thing.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Okay, eigentlich, dieses Wochenende in Miami, alle die Bell-Männer, die meine Taschen aufbringen und so. Ich bin so, ich habe kein Geld. Kann ich dich Venmo? Jeder nimmt jetzt Venmo. In einem tippenden Sinne.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Es ist so, ich habe jetzt dein Telefonnummer. Ja. Hab ich es benötigt?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Like when random people friend you on Venmo, I'm like, this is like, it's inappropriate.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
While you check, I'm going to do an egg freezing update. Oh! Because that seems appropriate.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah. Okay, okay.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
How often? You get weekly? Yeah, what are you, a weekly shape-up? Things are going alright now.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
No, I've realized I only want to date men who have a weekly shape up.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I'm back to Big because like, yeah, she could have picked Aiden, but she would have thought about Big every single day of her life.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It's a process. It's like a full process. There were definitely things where I was like, oh, that's like more extensive than I thought or oh, that's way easier than I thought. Okay. So I went for my appointment. I had to do a blood test. I had to do an ultrasound, did that. Everything came back normal. Then I did a Zoom with the doctor where he just like explained more things like in detail.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
And now I have to go. Did you listen? I did. I listened. Did you take notes? I actually asked a couple of questions and he said, good question. Good question. I said, yes, A plus. So now I have to go and do like just like a quick appointment with the nurse to like teach me how to do the shot. And then once I get my next period, I call them and I say, hey, I have my period.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
And then I go in and I get my shots. You get more shots. So I get the shots that will be like 10 to 12 days. Okay. Then, and you do them while you have your period. Then when you're done with the shots, you go in for your egg retrieval, which is only 15 minutes. Which I just had no, you are asleep, like you're under anesthesia, but like, what do they call it, like local anesthesia, I think.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yes, Big. Clearly she hated Aiden. She could have. She left him for dead. She literally couldn't stomach him when he was fat.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
So like you're breathing on your own, you're not like incubated.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
You do your own shots. But then when you have your period, they come in. No, no, no. You always do your own shots.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yes. So like you, I'm going in for them to teach me how to do it. Got it. And then once I get my period and I'm like, I'm ready for them.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
You can do them for like 10 to 12 days. It's all individualized. Got it. Then you sign this whole consent form and all this whatever. The one thing I just didn't think about until I saw it was... Scramble. Okay. Would you want to donate them? I hate these future questions.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
How many years do you want us to have them for? I just did the largest one. I didn't know you had to pay to bank them.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I don't know. I don't know what the pricing is around the country. But I was like, wait, I don't know. I was like, I literally don't know. And she was like, look, we can always go back. Like you can always go back. And if you change your mind, like if you do get married and you're like, yeah, if something happens to me, I would want him to have them.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Part of me was like, why wouldn't want a child walking around and them not having me? Like, that's crazy.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Right, but also I'm like, if I had a sister and say she couldn't get pregnant, I would want her to have mine.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
You're like, give it to your brother. He'll have a baby with it. Nope. Super, super illegal. Could not do that. Could not give my brother's wife my eggs.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I love the place I'm doing it. It's called Extended Fertility. The doctor is... Just so, they really do break it down of like, you're gonna have these questions, you actually don't even know it yet. And here it's like, first let's do your blood test, let's make sure everything. And he said that I'm at like a normal age for 32.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
And they can really, like, can they say, yeah, you're definitely gonna be able to have a baby? No, but they can give you like the percentages of like, You know, in a couple years, like, how hard will it be for you to get pregnant? And if your eggs are 32 now, like, could you get pregnant at 42 with these 32-year-old eggs? Like, yeah, you definitely have a chance.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Wait, I just watched the Chris DiStefano stand up on Hulu. I have to watch it. You have to watch it because he has this joke about how like once you have kids, like Du bist Single. Ja. Wenn du wirklich dazukommst und denkst, dass deine Probleme so viel komplizierter sein könnten. Wir überkomplizieren sie.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
But, like, so they really just break it down for you so nicely.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I don't know anything about them. You do say it, like my mom. So I'm hoping that, like, here's the other thing now. I'm just, like, waiting on my period.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Well, here's what I'm manifesting. And recently I've been praying to St. Anthony because I feel like him and I are just boys. Yeah. For things that aren't even lost. He's literally like 100% accuracy.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Do you want to know what I used him for last night? I ordered pasta, but they didn't have ravioli. But I wrote in the note, if you have ravioli, can I please have it? And I was like, I'm definitely not going to get ravioli. And I said, let me just say a prayer to St. Anthony. And I said, St. Anthony, St. Anthony, please come around. Something is lost that must be found. And it's my ravioli.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Okay? No, so I'm hoping that I get my period when we get back from Giggly Squad, last leg of our tour, because that would be ideal. Okay, so all the Gigglers are in on it with you. Yeah, so like manifest that I could then, because then I'll be home for like the two weeks to do the shots.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
No, no. I watched a show on Hulu this past weekend. Okay, you start. I watched a show on Hulu called Paradise. It's so freaking good. My guy from This Is Us, Sterling K. Brown, he plays... Oh, I love him. No, he's so good in this. He plays like the bodyguard of the President of the United States.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
But it's about like the world ended and now it's like all these people that have survived and they're in
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
but they made like a fake town so it's like normal world I love apocalyptic stuff but it doesn't give apocalyptic of like they're running around being zombies because that's like I don't like that apocalyptic it's been done yeah I'm like it's dusty it's dirty it's not for me this is like they live in homes and like they have shoes on I do feel like zombies are 90s grunge though it's kind of like it's kind of Charlie XCX I've never been into like a zombie like whatever it's such a good show there's only 8 episodes 6 are out right now
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
And I don't usually like stuff like that, but it's a really good show.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Sie sind alle zu den Hamptons gegangen.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Hier ist das andere Ding. Ich kämpfe nicht. Ich nehme mich selbst raus. Bitte. Ich und Daphne sind... Bis bald. Ich gebe keine Chance.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Being in someone's basement, eating a can of beans, like get out of here.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Even if she did hit him because he pissed her off or whatever... Have you ever been in a situation where like you've looked at your boyfriend and you're just like, if you really did want to kill me right now, like you could and there's nothing I could do?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Wenn du nicht verheiratet bist, du bist nicht engagiert, du hast keine Kinder, dann lege sie auf Feuer.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Like there really would be nothing you could do. Yeah.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
My child comes to me and says, Mom, I killed someone. I don't want to manifest this. Oh my God, St. Anthony, we're not manifesting this. Am I protecting him? Fuck yeah, I am. I think I am. Now, if my child is a sociopath, serial killer, I'm not protecting them. You have to go to jail. You need a therapist.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Remember there was also a conspiracy theory. He was in like the flower bed in their backyard. Yes. I loved that one. That was one of my favorite ones.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Here's something else to note. Someone kills my daughter, I'm showing up to your house. I'm ringing the doorbell and I'm shooting you in the head. I will have called the cops prior. Meet me here. And make sure you have your handcuffs, because I'm going to kill someone.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I would have killed those fucking parents, too.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Are you on the side of TikTok where girls are just posting their legitimate abusive husbands? I'm like, wait, but you're still married to this guy? You're in it real time? What if he sees this?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I'm on the side of TikTok where all of these girls are posting... videoing their husbands and the husbands don't know it and being like, no one's gonna watch your TikToks. And then they do get like a bunch of likes and people are like, leave him. But that makes me so scared for them. I'm like, wait, you're still in it though. Like, what if he catches wind of this?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
You know? One time we were on tour, though, when I heard a guy... Do you remember when I heard a guy yelling at his girlfriend in the hotel room and I called down to the front desk? Yes. That was scary. And it took everything in me to not open my door and go out, but I was like... What are you gonna do? I don't want him to know my room. What are you gonna fight him? No, you did the right thing.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I was like, I'm literally gonna, I wanna murder this guy.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Nein, die Polizei. Eines Tages war ich mit einem Freundin und jemand hat die Hotelsicherheit auf uns angerufen, weil er so laut schrie. Und in dem Moment war ich so überrascht, weil ich nie mit der Hotelsicherheit gesprochen habe. Aber in dem Moment war ich so, ich weiß, eine Frau hat mich angerufen. Ist das nicht verrückt? Was hast du gesagt? Ich war so, oh, ich bin in Ordnung. Aber ja.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I was like, oh, he's just like, you know.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
But like, what are you gonna do?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
We manifested that. We said, where are the girls in the gaze on the red carpet? And Vanity Fair said, hello.
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As someone who literally watched 365 days during COVID every single day and used my vibrator to this man, I love a sex scene. I love a sexual movie. I love putting myself in the mindset. It's never too much for me. Baby girl made me uncomfy. And I'm never like, I literally felt like a mom. I go, this is too much. Wait, really? I was not aroused.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah, I love like a dominant, like, there was, I don't know if it was because it was Nicole Kidman and I feel like I have a relationship to her. That's my mother. Yeah, I was like,
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
That was a miscasting.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah, I was like, this is not.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Es gab auch bestimmte Dinge, wo ich dachte, okay, du machst das nicht vor der Arbeit. She got all ready and then it was like meet me at a hotel. What time is that? 6.30 a.m.? You can't do anything to me at 6.30 a.m. but get smacked in the face. Like what? No. Get off of me.
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I thought it was going to be just like those types of movies though. Really never. I feel like do well. Like 50 shades of gray. Like it was never really it for me either.
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Yeah, and there's just like, I'm too interested in logistics, and it's like, he showed up to the house, it's like, now you're just being messy. Like, don't talk to my kids, you know?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Hier ist das andere Ding. Wenn du unter dem Alter bist, was bin ich, 32? Wenn du unter dem Alter von 31 bist, bist du ein Fetus für mich. Es gibt keine Situation, in der ich einen männlichen Internen schaue und sage, du könntest mich wahrscheinlich wirklich gut verletzen.
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No, not for me. See, I feel like you and I are similar in that. We're going old decrepit. We're going, remember how hot of girls you used to be able to get? Here we are. We're not going opposite. Let me teach you. No, I've taught enough men enough things. Luann gets it. Ja, sie ist anders als ich. Sie ist lustig. Ja.
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Warum? Ich könnte mich nie mit jemandem jünger sehen. Ich könnte mich nur mit jemandem älter sehen. Who like falls asleep at like nine. I would love that. I would love it because I have, I like to do things by myself at night. No, I party at night.
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So like, there's nothing I love more than like, like occupying my boyfriend with like his favorite show and it's like, okay, I'm gonna put this on for you and then I'm gonna go do my stuff. Like, you know? So I could go older. I could never go younger. I just, I really couldn't.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It's not as intense as you think it is.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
No, I'm in prime time.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
You just go by vibes. When you feel... Not to be severance, but when you get a little scared, you know it's right. Just get in the shower. The... The night before you're gonna get your spray tan. I don't have a loofah. What are we exfoliating with? Get like an exfoliating mitt and some like... Like Osea has a really good exfoliator. Yes, they do. That's the one I use. So get that shower.
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So, they better get ready for that, Anna. Wait, I'm gonna be Chris Harrison. Yeah, no way. There's no Bachelor in 2025. Yeah, there is. Yeah, there is. It's called the Vanity Fair Livestream. Vanity Fair Red Carpet.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
They're like, no, you're supposed to interview me for my movie. And I'm like, sorry, I don't want to go on a date.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I'm not trying to date an A-Lister or someone famous. Who's the guy behind you? Who's your manager? Well, it's normally a stressed out female publicist. Yeah, that's true. But is your financial manager also here with you? Or maybe your agent is here. You go, who's your agent? Who runs the agency? Yeah, but who really runs everything?
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You're a little baby.
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And I'm not someone that just like will blindly support anyone. It's definitely not me. But let me tell you something. I think you made the right call. Wait. Okay.
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Chicken Parmesan is just like... It hits everything. It hits everything. Sometimes with lasagna, if you don't have a meat in your lasagna, and like I personally sometimes don't like meat in my lasagna... You have pasta and you're like, I need a protein, like I need a meat.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
People fuck it up a lot.
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Yeah, and I'm going to say something else. I never order lasagna out. Never, never. I'm not going to a restaurant and ordering lasagna. Lasagna?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Right. And that's why leaving it on your stoop, it's homemade. It's homemade. And that's better for me. I'm not getting it out at a restaurant.
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And pizza is... Well, we're not gonna kill pizza, that's crazy. Late night? Pizza has always been there. Pizza cold, pizza warm, pizza with toppings, pizza with just cheese.
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I respect its body. I one time dated a man that was just like, well, I actually, I shouldn't really come for this because I feel like you like this too. That was just like pizza with pineapple on it is like so good. It's very Dez.
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And I think it was like in that moment that I was like, I just like will never orgasm to you. I'll never think about you later in life and come to you.
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But I like pineapple as my fruit. I don't like when pineapple's in other foods. I don't like a pineapple sauce on a random chicken dish. So I'm... Keep me out of it.
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Yeah, but even then, I'm just like, I don't like when things are sweet that are supposed to be savory.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah, and I'm not one of those people. I'm individualized. But anyway, that's just a little bit about me. My palate. What time are we at?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
This is the last time we're doing Giggly Squad outfits and I...
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I have nothing left to give. We love you guys. Thank you for giggling with us. And the next time we talk to you, we will have done the Oscars. Oh my God. So next episode is going to be so cheap.
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I don't know if Vanity Fair is really ready. I think they need their legal team on standby. Definitely someone accompanying us on the carpet of like, please don't say that. Because it's going to be silly.
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I mean, the day just got away from me.
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I don't know if that's the energy we're bringing. Hey, can you guys stop giggling and ask literally one question? Yeah, one question that's important. I'm excited. I have no idea what I'm going to wear yet. Me neither, which is crazy. Crazy Town USA. I've never waited till the last minute for something more important in my life.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Wait, let's talk about Timothee Chalamet's speech.
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Yeah, I have like thoughts. I felt it in my bones that you were going to have thoughts and hot takes. Do you want to do yours? The only hot take I really had was... I thought it was like a fine speech. If a woman made that speech, there would be a very different news day today. It was the only thing I could really think.
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I'm a huge him and Kylie fan.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah, it's too much. It's like us on tour, we get it.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Er ist der beste Spieler im Spiel.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Und dann schlägt er sein Mikrofon an den Kopf.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Grace is so mad right now. Wait, Grace is like, I've been spending too much time with Grace because everything, I'm like, ew, so millennial. And I love being a millennial.
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Ja. Männer können ein bisschen kockier sein als Frauen. Männer können ein Arschloch sein und das ist okay. Frauen können keine Scheiße sein und das ist okay. Das ist mir bei Starbucks passiert.
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I would watch the Starbucks barista spit in my coffee.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
You move along.
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Thank you so much.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
No, if that was a girl.
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Who was making the coffee, a girl or a guy?
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Yeah, she's probably used to it.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Well, I think it's just me being super self-aware.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Ja. Ich bin nicht so stolz darauf. Die einzige, wirklich die einzige Meinung, die ich hatte, war, er kann das sagen. Er kann das sagen, wie andere Leute es nicht, es hätte nicht so gut gelungen. Wie wenn Nikki Glaser nach dem Hosting aufhört und gesagt hätte, ich will der beste Host aller Zeiten für alle Wettbewerbsshows sein.
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Die Leute würden sagen, okay, du hast gewonnen und du hast gut gemacht, chill aus. Oder wie, ja, behalte es in deinem Gehirn. Ja.
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No. Not to bring it back to me, but like going through a breakup, like half my comments are like, you got where you are because of a man, which is like the craziest thing ever. But like, you can't credit yourself.
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Maybe he'll come to us at Vanity Fair.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Well, that was the thing too. I was like, no, you are on your road to the greatest of all time. You are amazing.
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And we've paved the way. 9-11 was so... You actually wrote something on the notes that's so millennial. I couldn't even believe you wrote it.
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Open your eyes, Fran. If I had a nickel.
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They're not still married.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Wait, that's fucked up. One, that a tabloid exposed him. But two, I don't see it as a loss. Nicht überhaupt. Ich meine, du hast 20 Jahre mit deinem besten Freund gelebt. Ja. Weißt du, was die Gen-Zs es nennen?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I mean, if I had a nickel, if I had a literal nickel for all the gay men I've dated.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
How did we get there? Are there some girls who like a tinge of gay? I think it's because it's like deep down I know you don't like, you don't even like women, so I know you don't like me. You're the ultimate challenge.
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dated like gorillas yeah but then for you I think you're so girly that you can handle a more girly man and you still are girlier than him wait I feel the same see if I'm with a girly man I'm like what's up bro no I feel like no my new vibe is like ultra ultra masculine yes I need it yes that's what I'm looking for are you putting feminine energy out there I think I'm very much in my feminine energy right now are you sleeping on the right side of the bed I sleep on the right side of the bed
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That's like the most millennial thing I've ever seen. I was like, there's no way she's just jumping into conversation now.
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Okay, then you should be good. Everything points to, I'm gonna be okay, but who truly ever knows? Actually, one of the girliest things that I wrote down was, I had a pimple last week that literally ruined my social life. And it was like so traumatizing, but I figured out two things that I was like, I can't wait to tell the gigglers. Okay, so I had this really bad pimple.
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I popped it, but it wasn't going away. I took my Lumify eyedrops, put it on my pimple. Wait, you were doing a full woman in stem? Yeah, I was like, I have concoctions that I've just made up. Put my Lumify eyedrops, redness immediately went away. Then I took Neosporin because I had dried it out so badly that the skin around the pimple was like dried and crackling and I just looked a mess.
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We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
to get my cat Daphne's not allowed back in the plaza after pissing on their linen sheets yeah so we had to like cover it up and it was just like a whole thing I can't wait to see the photos though I can't wait to see the photos the girl that styled the shoot her name shout out her name is Maren Taylor she's so incredible
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she found this set this like knit not even knit i don't even know like crocheted set that was like a bustier strapless top and like matching mini skirt that had daphne's face on it i was like i need to purchase this like please secure this for me it was so cute i can't wait to see the pictures because daphne truly i just hope daphne doesn't start getting a reputation in the industry you know like because you know the makeup artists talk and next you know it's like she peed on someone during
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They're like, um, Daphne has been clawing and peeing. Someone DM me the other day and was like, um, Carl Lagerfeld's cat show pet, her bed or his bed was on sale at Sotheby's. She's like, do it, do it. What was it? It was just so much money. Um, I don't know. I literally didn't look it up because I was like, if I look it up and it's gorgeous, I'll have to purchase it.
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I was like, I can't, if it's $17,000, like I can't do it.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
So can someone explain that to me? I never meet other Gary's either. The only time I hear my brother's name is in like stand up bits. And it's always like fucking Gary. And of course, I'm always sending them to him.
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I love it. I love it. How are you? Wait, I feel like I haven't seen you. Have I not?
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no gary's not a junior they have different middle names i want like why is that such a thing for guys and not for girls because i as someone who has never gone through a phase i always say this when people dm me like i'm thinking about naming my baby page i never went through a phase where i didn't like my name like i if that was a thing i would so name my daughter page
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
Can we have like a say in anything over here?
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You lost your voice.
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no i've been in irvine california doing what doing stand-up shows you've been crushing oh my god stop thank you i want to just say in your clips your hair has been looking really good because you know like sometimes i watch your clips with no sound because it's like 3 a.m and i'm contemplating like so many other decisions i've made in my life You're like, because I have eight screens open.
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She's doing research. I want to get the exact title. Taylor Swift has been named the best-dressed celebrity of the decade by Superdry. Taylor Swift has once again proved she's not just a pop icon but also a style sensation as a study by Superdry crowned her best-dressed celebrity of the decade.
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honey i was shocked i don't but super that's super what i didn't i never heard of that i don't know but then like here's the thing i am all for her like going and supporting her boyfriend at football games and i love to see what people wear to football games it's so fun yeah but i
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that's you i know the face my dad makes it you just made it no you have so much to work with so here's the thing one of my biggest pet peeves this goes for like all walks of life boyfriends uh just like my friends like honestly anyone on the street wasted potential oh
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Oh, truly. And I've been noticing your hair.
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Here's my motto. If you like it, I love it. If you like it, I freaking love it. That's not your motto. It is because I don't care. It's not my business. It's none of my business. Unless it's taking place here and now right in front of me. None of my business.
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Yeah. And it's confidence. It's strength. Here's one thing I will say that I do like about her fashion. I and it is very much like with her brand. Like she's goes through all these like different eras. I do like that. Like she could show up one day in a. more like a Louis Vuitton hoodie with like a matching beanie and that's like street wear.
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And then the next day she'll show up in like the girliest, cutest little dress. Like usually on TikTok, like I get so many fashion videos and I love like there's this one girl, Alison Bornstein on TikTok. She's Just, like, so... Have you watched her videos?
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Yeah, she's always just, like, very chic, and she says, like, how to find your own personal style.
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Which I love, because, like, when you don't know what to wear, you, like, revert back to, like, what is my personal style? Except for me and having, like, multiple personalities, one day, it's not who I am. That's not who I am. So I like that Taylor does...
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I was given as a gift like this Michael Kors watch choker. And I was just like, wait, it kind of is so cool. And like for like going out into my little Prada set, I was just like obsessed with it. Yes. And I felt connected to you because I hadn't seen you in like a week.
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Yeah. And it's just an accessory. It's fun to like it's fun to like not be yourself.
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I recently regulated my nervous system and I feel like anything I ordered before then, I was like, I don't know who she is.
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I haven't woken up with anxiety in like three weeks. And I'm usually like when we were on tour, I would wake up at like 6 a.m. from my anxiety. And I haven't done that in so long.
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No, like I've been like breathing. It's crazy. Do you have any advice?
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You're like, I'll house this.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
Can I say something? I was at dinner with Sierra a couple nights ago. And she said something to me a couple summers ago that I never forgot. And she said that white girls don't do the back of their hair. And I said, let me think. Let me think. You just say Hannah. You don't have to call her a white girl.
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yeah but then that's it we're gone like you know when i got my period back which is it's almost been a year that i've been regular i got it back in i think april or may last year my it went down like i used to be a i used to be one of those girls that was a solid seven days oh my god and it started to like taper to like five and now i'm like three to four and it's so nice also i don't want to brag about my pussy but like
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some of these tampons are too big wait some of them are bricks like literal no the show why do they why do they even make the cardboard ones anymore the patriarchy no it's like i don't need sandpaper no when it hits a wrong angle day's ruined
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Speaking of vaginas, on Monday, I am going for my first appointment for, I was just going to say IVF, to freeze my eggs.
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Well, I have I wanted to do it like I would say probably in like last year. I was like probably in the spring. I was like, OK, 2025, I'm freezing my eggs. And I had it like on my list because of January. I was like, OK, tour is over. Like, I'm just going to like chill the month of January. And I had like a list of things I wanted to get done in the month of January. I'm such a list person.
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So that was like one of my goals. So I made my first appointment. But the only thing is like I have to pick two weeks that I'm going to be home because I have to do the shots like same time every night. They have to be. I think they have to be in the refrigerator. And everyone I've talked to has been like the two weeks is totally fine. Like the needle's not big.
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You can do it yourself like you get used to it. But then I've talked to some girls who have said because you're pumping yourself full of hormones and
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so many hormones and then you're doing the egg retrieval that your body changes oh like like permanently kind of and i like that freaked me out but it was only like two girls said that to me it's never good to be pumping yourself with hormones however you're someone who has pcos so yeah isn't this kind of like a great way to make i don't know you're
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And I'm sitting at dinner and I touch the back of my hair and she looks at me and she goes, you didn't do the back of your hair. And I go, it's none of my business. It's literally it doesn't come across my desk. How would the back of my hair come across my desk?
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yeah no I've always known that like I have to freeze my eggs really yeah yeah because I just feel like it's such a safety because here's the thing like when I first decided to freeze my eggs it wasn't like oh my god my career and like I genuinely thought like at 32 I would have a kid but it always in the back of my head I was like what if I get to like 39 40 and I'm like wait I want one more so that was always my thought process on freezing my eggs now
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Right. So I'm like, what are the two weeks I'm doing it? I think I'm going to do it after our last Giggly Squad tour and maybe do it like the beginning of March. Do the shots and the retrieval. Or do it during and like, fuck it, fam. Let's let it rip. Well, I can't take a beta blocker. I feel like end hormones. True. Too much. And here's the other thing.
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When you're freezing your eggs, you can't do anything. Yeah. Like it's almost like you're pregnant. Well, you're going to love that.
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you're gonna love being like oh no i can't i can't go that's crazy but here's the one thing i haven't been smoking any weed because i'm like i can't just go cold turkey so i've been like not smoking weed i've literally never loved life more i realized that i smoked a lot of weed because i disassociated
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if i'm a disassociation queen do you feel like you're remembering things better now yeah i know i literally i'm like wait a minute that was fucked up my favorite is when we would gossip and you'd be like oh my god i heard the craziest thing and you tell me and i'd be like i told you that
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that's when you know you're spending too much time with someone wait talk about dressing as a different person sometimes i'd get so high and like place a like clothing order and it would come the next like in the next two days and i'd be like what freak of nature saw this outfit and said perfect put it in the cart so i had to stop i had to literally stop
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I'd say four out of nine times. I'm like, that's cute.
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Okay, this is another reason why I don't need a man. You know that my wingspan is crazy. True. I can do my own spray tan on my back and I can unzip and zip anything. You're like an octopus. An Italian octopus. I truly am. I'm Kalamod. Fried Kalamod.
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I feel like you definitely could. It's funny you say that because recently I've been looking at clothes and I've been saying like, oh, that would look cool on Hannah. I truly do feel like you are a Miu Miu girl. I'm going to cry. No, because Miu Miu is having like, you know, like have the Carhartt like zip ups. Do you not have one of those?
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And I don't have a farmer's almanac in my library.
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I'm this spring. I need you in like a barrel jean and a Miu Miu like Carhartt like zip up with like your stoner Miu Miu top. I just feel like that is so you.
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do you want to know where my dad gets his jeans carhartt sam's club sam's club he loves it he's obsessed with it he'll come home and be like guess how much these jeans were and i'm like i don't know like 50 he goes seven seven dollars my mom is recently obsessed with not recently i feel like every family but we have to do a shout out to them costco
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Okay, we don't have a Costco up in Albany, so we were Sam's Club family.
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And no, I've been so Hannah, I've been so girly recently and like having like true girl emotions. Are you in your feminine energy? No, I've been so feminine recently. I've been like turning my brain off. I've just been like being feminine. I've been saying sorry for no reason. Babies have just been actively coming up to me.
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I'm like, like there was a baby in the elevator the other day now and like waved at me. And I was like, I literally looked and turned. I was like, am I giving such good aura right now?
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is my aura on 10 you're just a completely different person I'm in my feminine era it's just like oh it's so nice you've always been girly but like but not soft I've never been soft thank you um wait can I just say something about Costco why is why is Costco's Sam's Club or in like BJ's like the whole membership thing so cunty Like, they're the original members clubs of New York City.
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My grandma used to take me to BJ's every Saturday and be like, we're going to shop and then we're going to have a pizza at BJ's. And I'd be like, Grandma, I fucking love today.
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That's my favorite kind of deals.
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There's a couple members clubs that I frequent. I only belong to one of them because it's like, what am I? In Little League, how many things can I belong to? And it's like you pay. It's like a country club. It's like a country country club.
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It's like a country club without a tennis court. And it's just like, what is the point here?
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um so if you know someone they could take you yeah you can bring up to like a certain amount of gas so like if all your friends like are one is a member at one place like whatever i will say in terms of like being in my 30s and going out i'm not trying to like go to the club club i do like a place that like you go for dinner you stay till 1 a.m and then you're fucking out like you're out of there so i like it in my older age but
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again you have to almost you have to be you have to have a job because you are paying this like membership fee which like is kind of annoying but also it's very convenient to like be in your 30s and be like yeah i'm not like going to a club now but you're also like paying for the dinner on top of it it's not like you get free dinner you're paying for the dinner on top of it do people talk to each other like are you making friends
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so certain members clubs there's like no approach rule yeah you can't approach people what if someone dropped something you can't be no it's like okay if i'm sitting at dinner and paris hilton is sitting next to me it would be d class a for me to lean over and say such a huge fan you can't do it at these clubs but i'm i think they're cool here's the other thing in like london i feel like that's all they're going out scene is oh yeah they love houses
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Yeah. So I feel like New York City is trying to like jump on that band wagon. I think like each members club too also has like a different vibe.
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Correct. Just figure out. I think pick one girl from each like in your friend group to join a different one. And you're like, you're literally covered. Strategic. Just make an Excel doc. The reason that I joined one of them is because, again, I don't like anyone being in charge of me. So like I didn't like that. It was like I have to wait for someone to come, blah, blah, blah.
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Like I hate that shit. I hate owing anyone. And so you want to feel indebted to someone. I'll go when I want to go and bring who I want to bring. Yeah. So like I like that. I like being in charge of that.
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What are you excited about? I just think... Here's why I think I'm so excited. I think, one, Nikki Glaser put me in a good mood because it's like, oh... You're like... I have a good taste in my mouth coming into the... I'm like, oh, people are looking at girls and being like, hey, you can be funny.
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And also I think that at the Golden Globes, there were so many dresses that I liked and that I feel like that never really happens. Like I hate when I watch an award show and I'm just like, oh, I wanted like more. I set myself up and my expectations were too high. The Golden Globes, I felt like there's so many dresses that just looked so good. So I'm really excited for the Oscars. And also...
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maybe i know most i know more movies this year maybe than i ever have before can't wait to see if ariana grande wins can't wait to see what she wears i do have to say i'm really rooting for wicked like i watched it i enjoyed it so so so much
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Right. They're watching tape.
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Here's why I'm rooting for it to win much like comedy and stand up. I feel like they have not recognized it. I feel the same way with musical theater. Like, yes, obviously, like Broadway has the Tonys and and whatever, and they have their own award show. I just feel like people look down on a comedy movie, won't put it in its own section, won't give stand-up its own section.
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These people not only... And comedians are doing all of the things. Like, they're acting. I brainwashed you a little bit.
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I feel the same way with musicals. Like, okay, they're acting... But they're also belting out a fucking song at the same time.
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Give her a freaking statue to put on her mantle. She deserves that.
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Wait, I have to watch that. I have to watch that.
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That's with Zoe Saldana.
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It doesn't involve me. It's none of my business.
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I have such a superficial take on it. I love a sex scene. As someone who in COVID, as someone who in COVID watched 365 days every single night. Okay. And literally it was the cause of my breakup, I would say. Yeah. I love a sex scene. OK, I get into it. I want to see it. I'm all about it.
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If there's not one person, one man in the threesome that I want to have sex with, then what are we all doing here?
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And for that reason, I'm out. The only reason I continue to watch it is because I like seeing Zendaya on my screen. I like her jawline. I like her eyes. I like her outfits. Like I enjoy. She's one of those people that like I don't care what she's doing on a screen. I like seeing her and watching her. She's my Molly Mae.
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I want her to literally just become. I want her to lean more into being a pop star.
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Let's go back.
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i'm not a wizard i don't even know what the plot is like i've no same that's how i felt i literally was like did i watch this show that's like but it would make me feel crazy but des is like weirdly smart with that stuff so then he he has a memory he retains information yep got it this is what happens when you're on your phone the whole time while watching i'm like No, I was like, damn.
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I'm like, I was high watching this because I don't remember a goddamn thing.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
But for anyone who's so different, you've we've never seen it.
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okay i was just gonna say um i saw a clip or something ben stiller was doing in an interview with patricia arquette who plays like one of the main roles in season one and she said that like he he's that he's such a talented director that he actually wouldn't tell the actors what was going on either because he wanted them to give off this like
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confused i don't know because he wanted the audience to be like what the fuck is going on and they the acting in it i love when i become a critic no i freaking love when i'm just like oh this acting you know like i don't fucking know but they are so good in their roles and like i It just really is such a good show. I love a show that is, you're like, I've never seen this plot before.
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I don't know what's going to happen because it's so quirky and weird. But season one is so good.
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He was so amazing in that. He's so good. I didn't realize how he can really play anything, I feel like.
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Isn't that a crazy thing as an actor? Like then it's insulting to audition.
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Yeah, that's like I would have just assumed like you audition for every role.
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This is so. But like it makes sense. Yeah, it makes sense because it's like, OK, well, watch my movie. Yeah. Like, you know, I can do it.
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Today's episode is sponsored by Soundcore's Sleep A20 earbuds. We've been using these earbuds for several weeks and they've been great. They're so reliable at blocking out all the noise that I've been sleeping better. And according to the app, I've been in deep sleep for three plus hours a night.
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Wait, when is that going to be streaming? I want to see Baby Girl.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
Amelia Perez and Baby Girl are on.
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We have so much homework.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
I was truly like the only person that didn't like that movie. I don't like the singing. And also, I don't like the singing. Even though it was like a very crucial part. And also the ending, everyone was like so shocked. I was like, really?
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I feel like I sat in the theater and everyone was like, oh my God. I was like, guys, this is a remake. And also like, yeah, this man was depressed.
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It's like when you're like, oh, I have a quiz on Friday, so I'm not going to think about it till like Friday morning. And then you get to the quiz and you're like, oh, I should have thought about it like a couple of days prior. But like it was just a quiz. It wasn't a test.
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the guy like goes on to get married, have like a happy life in the play. And I'm just like, I think you need to talk to someone.
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yeah like i love though do you ever see those things on tiktok they're like japanese like close your eyes and like think of this and like we'll say this and then think of that and it's like this is what tells you about your personality i love those okay so i recently got on psychic tiktok where they're like a woman who's holding something and she's like tell me what color and shape i'm holding and use your intuition and i got it right twice
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
I do have a direct descendant from Salem, like, for sure. Oh, God.
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No, I just...
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i just had the best hour ever i like needed a giggle that was so much fun so needed that was so fun if anything is annoying you guys this week just remember it's none of your business and we love you no it's literally it's none of your business and figure out like regulating your nervous system just like oh it's so nice you don't even know how to spell regulating of course not that'd be crazy i can't wait to see what snacks we bring to the studio to record our book um
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oh my god we're gonna have to have a party i love it wait this is we're gonna be in like a booth you know like we're biggie smalls they said it's gonna take eight hours yeah you've got me for four and then i'm out yeah at least we could split it yeah split it up what do we yeah we love you guys so much thanks for giggling talk later
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That's so crazy. That would make me I'd need seven beta blockers. That's the equivalent of someone saying. And what's a fun fact about you? Improv for one minute. Get the fuck out of my face.
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I'm going to commit to the bit. Wait, I'm going to be. This is so funny. This is how we're so similar, but yet so different. When I'm trying on outfits or like I'm packing to go somewhere, I put on an outfit. I'm immediately improving. I'm like, who is she? Where is she going in this outfit? What's her vibe? Yeah. What's the what's your facial expression when you're waiting? Yeah.
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Like what's the story she's telling with this outfit? Like I give her another name and it helps me put outfits together. I have to detach myself. She's a different character.
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Especially because last podcast, I was like literally hacking up a lung.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
I also really like the design. Super soft silicone that fits my ears perfectly, especially when I'm sleeping on my side. They're super comfortable and I can't feel a thing. And I can't stop talking about the battery life. I can go multiple nights on a single charge. That's up to 80 hours in sleep mode and 55 hours in Bluetooth mode.
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There's a cough going around New York City. I'm like, how did I get it? I don't leave the home. No. But I got it. And I literally just... Here's the other thing. Let's just talk about being sick for a second. The remedies for being sick are... I'll never not be old school with it. Like what my mom did when I was sick. Like I'm not buying all. I mean, I buy all the medicine. I take it all.
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And I'm like, this doesn't work. The only thing that has cured my sickness is Vicks. I fucking love Vicks. I'll put Vicks all over my fucking body. Put it on my pussy. And gargling with salt water. Yep. And that's basically free and minding my own business. I've been trying to mind my own business. I really, it's like so crazy. I see things online. I'm like, who is she? That's not me.
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I'm like, who?
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No. Do you see things and think I didn't tell you things because I never know. No, no, no, no, no, no. Good.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
Don't ever trust me in an article because I've blacked out. I'm like, what do we do?
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No. Then we got life insurance. We got life insurance and a prenup.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
I think I can do it because also one of my dreams is to be in an animated movie just as a voice.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
I think I might thrive in this environment. And I've always seen myself as someone like as a character in Stuart Little or Paddington.
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Yeah. Yeah. And, like, I love that how fun you can be in sweatpants and film a movie.
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Here's the thing about us. I truly do feel like we are just... you know, we're just full 360 women. And I do feel like when we have children, our careers will grow like with what they're doing. And I do see a world where we create like a TV show for little girls.
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And who better to raise two girls than two girls that men hate? Yeah. I've been so excited to have a daughter the past couple of weeks. I'm just like, you know what? I'm up for the job.
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Yeah, isn't there a whole thing that we belong in the kitchen? So then why don't you get out? Period.
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No, I know.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
I know so many hot girl guys that it's actually crazy. No, why are there so many men on my For You page and my Instagram stories waking up, going to the gym, posting it, posting their coffee, and then just chilling the rest of the day but pretending that they do stuff?
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on the table and four chairs take a seat bitch sit down wait i have to say one thing one daphne update yes i had to do a photo shoot at the plaza last week and it was like oh my blair waldorf emily in paris dreams come true daphne was requested by the brand to also be in the photo shoot
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this poor kitty had a work day like kitty had a freaking work day i literally feel like she looked at me at one moment being like give put me back up for adoption because like bitch did she fall asleep on the job at all She slept throughout the whole job, really. But the best part was she jumped up on the bed. She looked at everyone and she peed at the plaza. I said, you know what, Daphne?
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I did birth you because I peed in Positano one time.
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It's so gnarly. It's very performative. No, she's so freaking performative. I'm like, I can't. And then she got under the bed and was like, I'll be here until my next shot. My assistant literally was under the bed of applause.
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Sie mussten überleben. Du konntest keine Kreditkarte haben. Du konntest nicht leben.
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Ich weiß nicht, ob es wahr ist. Nein, es ist wahr, aber ich erinnere mich nicht darauf. Aber grundsätzlich, weil Frauen jetzt mehr Geld verdienen, investieren wir in Dinge, von denen Frauen sich interessieren. Und all diese Unternehmen und Gründe, von denen Frauen sich interessieren, werden jetzt stärker. Das ist positiv.
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Different charities and yeah, things you support that you want to see more of. And then your interests, because it's basically like the money shifting a little bit. It's women in the arts. It's women in the arts.
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Also, wenn jeder, ich fühle mich, dass jeder über Postpartum-Depressionen spricht, wie es vorher war, war dieses große, wie Erkennung, wie du weißt, dass Cindy Crawford 20 Jahre ago gesagt hat, sie hatte Postpartum-Depressionen, und ich hätte das vielleicht gemacht, aber so war es, wo jetzt jeder ist, wie und dann, wenn die Postpartum-Hit.
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Postpartum, das PR-Team war so viel besser in den 90ern. Sie waren so, Baby Blue Zeit, Baby Blue. Die Baby Blues.
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Ich war sehr, einfach so, ruhig danach. I think it's because sometimes when you put your wedding on such a pedestal and it goes by so fucking fast, you're like, wait, and we're done? I didn't even do it. That planning I did for a year and it's done. I remember feeling like it was way too fast and being like, wow, I spent a lot of money on that and
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But I remember feeling calm and a little relieved. Because I also had a little, like I don't, I told you that kind of, the wedding attention.
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I don't like that vibe at all. I'm not like, look at the guy I'm fucking. Yeah. But with postpartum depression, one more thing.
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It's literally in my head. I just was like, hi, aunt, whatever. This is the guy that I let have sex with me. Und ich bin froh, dass du hier bist, um es zu feiern.
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Auf diesem letzten Episode von Burnerphone sagte mir Des, dass wenn mein Vater für das erste Mal alleine mit ihm war, er basically war wie, sie ist dein Problem jetzt.
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Und natürlich liebt er Lachen, aber es ist so lustig, dass mein Vater mich mit Leercock blockiert hat.
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Er sagt, bist du sicher, dass du das tun willst? Aber ich denke auch, dass Des eine Herausforderung mag. Also war Des so, okay. Aber anyway.
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I deal with depression. I know I'm brave. I deal with anxiety. Do you think that when postpartum depression hits, it's gonna be like two negatives create a positive and I'm gonna be like, it cancels it out?
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Like, is depression gonna try to hit? I'm like, that's adorable. I've been depressed and now let's...
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Das ist das Problem. Ich weiß das. Und dann gibt es diese Rebellionsseite bei mir. Ich dachte, ich werde dich dieses Wochenende verlieren. Weil ich dich meine Nähmchen texten musste. Sie sind so schlecht aufgewachsen.
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Ich denke, dass im Allgemeinen die Meilen in der Leben sind... ...emotisch... ...dramatisch. Und die Leute vorbereiten dich nicht dafür. Sie denken nur, du wirst verheiratet. Und du wirst ein Baby haben. Und du wirst einen neuen Job haben. Und sie sprechen nicht über den mentalen Aspekt des Handelns der Vor- und Nachwuchs. Und deine Identität. Ich denke, es geht um die Identität.
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Ich kenne Frauen, die in ihren 20er Jahren geabortet haben, weil sie dachten, wenn ich dieses Kind jetzt habe, werden meine Träume nicht passieren und ich kann das nicht machen. Und es war so...
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she wanted to be fulfilled yeah um but then some people know in their 20s like this baby is what i want right but moms do give you they give you mixed messages i was talking to this mom and she was like it is the most fulfilled you'll ever feel as a person but you will lose yourself and i was like what it's like wait no and that's why i just think like
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it's so important who your husband is they were like i wouldn't trade anything in the world except for my old nipples and i was like right awesome okay but yeah your your partner is the world's the lens you see the world through the mirror you see yourself and i love de-centering men and i think that like we have done such a good job in it but
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Du bist im Grunde, weißt du, was besser ist als mit einem Kerl zu sein, mit einem Kerl zu sein, den du liebst und auf die richtige Person zu warten.
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Ich hatte zwei tolle Shows. Ich war in New Hampshire und ich war in New Jersey. In New Hampshire spielen die Knicks, während ich bin. Und ich bin dumm. Ich bin blöd auf der Bühne. Wer kennt den Knicks-Score? 1700 Mädchen haben mich gebootet. Weil New Hampshire, ich vergesse, weil ich ein dummer New Yorker bin, sind Boston-Fans. Und wir haben Boston gewonnen.
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Wait, that's how we were raised though with those movies where like the girl would have curly hair and glasses and then she'd straighten her hair, take off the glasses and everyone would be like, she's amazing. Yeah, and it was like she was pretty with glasses. Like what? She didn't have a shield on. Yeah, she didn't get a face transplant.
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Und wenn ich dir sage, ich habe den Publikum für einen Moment verloren. Ich war schockiert. Ich habe gesagt, Gigglers, du musst, ich entschuldige mich, die Akademie. Ich habe gesagt, ich liebe Larry Bird. Ich weiß nicht, was ich hier zu sagen habe. Bill Belichicks Freundin macht mich gerade lachen.
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But for anyone who doesn't know, the Knicks have been very bad, a very bad team for a long time. Okay, wait.
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Du hast gesagt, warte, wir sind in New York.
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Oh mein Gott, ich bin so verärgert. Das ist witzig, weil mein Freund gesagt hat, jetzt kommen ihr alle. Timothée Chalamet ist ein Fan. Er ist in Indianapolis gegangen. Michael Che, Ben Stiller. Ich glaube, sie haben alle einen Jungs-Trip gemacht.
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Wir lieben, passioniert zu sein. Und wir lieben Trash-Talk. Wir lieben eine Story. New York liebt eine Story, eine Rückkehr. Wir lieben diese Scheiße. Die Yankees haben Benihana im Stadion.
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Weil ich weiß, du hast Kaffee mit Oklahoma und das Luftkonditionieren. Du wirst das nie aufhören. Manchmal ist Sport in anderen Staaten besser, weil es alles ist, was sie haben. Als ich nach Wisconsin ging, waren sie besessen mit der University of Wisconsin, weil es nur so viele Teams gibt.
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Genau. Also wie in Wisconsin, wenn es ein Wisconsin-Football-Spiel gab, ging das ganze Staat runter.
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But yeah, I sent you my gross nails and you wrote, how do you wipe? And I said, it's not easy. And then this was just a coincidence. I realized I was wearing your shoes that I had stolen. Stolen.
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Auch während des nächsten Spiels sind die Leute so, oh, sorry, ich habe Abendessen heute Abend. Da ist Scheiße los. Ich bin sorry, ich warte auf diese Reservation.
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Oh, ich gehe zu einem Broadway-Play. I'm gonna try to go to a Broadway play.
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Where are we going with that? It's just so funny because I've been going out to West Hampton now when I can. And I'm like, next time I'm in New York, I'm going to see a Broadway movie.
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I'm going back to the city on Wednesday. I'm going to try to see Sunset Boulevard with Nicole Schleser.
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Ich liebe es, wenn du da sitzt und sagst, wo ist ein guter Eingangspunkt?
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Ich hatte es ein Jahr her, jetzt sind sie meine. Das sind die Regeln. Wenn du nicht fragst, nach ein paar Monaten, sind sie meine.
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Ich unterstütze alle, ich bin in der Stadt, ich liebe es. Und wenn du überleben kannst, bist du ein New Yorker, ich akzeptiere dich. Denke ich, ich bin besser als du? Ja. Sage ich das laut? Nein. Aber was auch lustig ist, als ich darüber nachgedacht habe, dass ich... Ich weiß, du hast in Albany geboren, aber du hast es nicht gemacht. Du hast es nicht gemacht. Deine Angehörigen waren in Brooklyn.
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Wie viele Male hast du dich entschieden, wieder nach Hause zu gehen?
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Und ich war so, ich kann es nicht. Ich kann es nicht. Es ist so lustig, weil dann als New Yorker alles, was du tun willst, ist... Escape the city. I'm like, it's so fucking concrete. It's so cliche.
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What were we saying? I have notes. I have notes. Can clapping. Okay. Like the festival. They have their like 19 minutes for this movie. 14 minutes. Oh. I don't know what to do with my hands while someone sings happy birthday for 30 seconds. What are you supposed to do during a 12-minute clap-a-thon?
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Wenn sie teure Schuhe tragen, wäre das dumm. Aber wenn ich einen Nickel habe, für wie viele Zara-Schuhe du in der Welt verloren hast...
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6 minutes? I wouldn't even give a blowjob for 6 minutes. Literally. 6 minutes?
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Ich weiß nicht, wer es angefangen hat, aber sie können es nicht entfernen. Ich sage dir eins. Was, wenn du einer der Organisatoren bist? Wie endet es?
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Yeah, great observation. Thank you. Also the AMAs are happening right now. What are those again? American Music Awards. I've honestly lost track. Award shows, I have like, I lose track. But the music people do, they are more experimental with their fashion, which I like.
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No, I think it's in L.A. Oh, okay. Because I see the L.A. Oh, I have a story. Okay. I was in a random place. And there were people there. Oh no. First problem. So I left. I was like, why didn't no one tell me this? So this girl comes up to me. And she's like, oh my god, you know Jojo. Now, this was first of all the morning. Second of all, my assistant. Okay. No, I'm trying to be smooth. Yeah.
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And I'm in conversation and I'm warm and I'm like, yes, yes, yes. When she says Jojo, I think the singer. I want Siwa. Es könnte Jojo Siwa gewesen sein, aber ich kenne Jojo, den Sänger, kenne ich sie? Nein. Haben wir gesendet? Ja. Bin ich mit ihr besessen? Ja. Jojo ist alles. Also sage ich, ja, ich kenne Jojo. Weil das ist einfach aus dem Nichts.
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Und das war so, es war eigentlich bei einem Frauen-Hilfe-Ding. Also sie war in der Industrie. Okay. Also ich war so, ja, ich kenne Jojo. Ja, sie kommentiert auf meine Fotos einmal. Und sie war wie, nein, ich glaube, sie hat mich schon mal in meine Bilder genommen. Und ich bin so, ja, sie war am Buchfestival. Wir haben sie fast am Buchfestival gesehen.
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Der Sänger, ja. Also liebe ich sie. Und ich war so, ja, Jojo, ja. Und sie ist so, nein, lieben Sie nicht sie? Und ich bin so, ich liebe sie. Sie ist wie die Stimme unserer Generation, ehrlich gesagt. Iconic. Und sie sagt, ja, haha. Und dann reden wir weiter und sie sagt, ja, es ist so verrückt, du kennst Jojo. Und ich so, ja.
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Und sie sagt, und ich weiß nicht, wie sie den Job mit Paige bekommen hat. So I'm sitting there going, I just told this girl, I think Jojo is the voice of our generation. And she smiled and said, yeah. No, I'm dead. So then I go, oh, Josephine. And she goes, that's so funny, you guys call her Josephine. I'm like, well, Paige is like fancy like that. Like she likes Josephine better, probably.
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But I literally to this girl's face was like, Jojo ist die Stimme unserer Generation. Und sie war so, ja, wir können das machen. Und ich habe die ganze Zeit geplant, dass ich weiß, wer Jojo ist. Also anyway, Shoutout zu Josephine. Ich wusste nicht, dass du von anderen Aliasen gehst. Und sie haben mich getroffen.
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Und das ist alles, was ich für meinen Assistenten wirklich möchte. Nein, sie ist es.
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Ich möchte nur, dass du aufstehst und süß siehst. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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If I was Justin Timberlake and she called me. Her sister. Her chosen sister. I'd be like, yo, we need a rebrand. Ja, ich habe eine Schwester, zumindest nicht ein Bruder. Nein, nicht.
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I know there's a balance to how much ugly shit I could send you.
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Speaking of gay men, straight men should not be doing photo dumps. Straight men should get off Instagram. They should get off, for sure. The only photo you should have is from like 2017, blurry, no caption.
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I know I'm coming for people right now, but I don't care. As a man, if you're going through your phone to put together an aesthetic photo dump and you're like, oh, I just have a photo of my face there, so I need a photo of like food here.
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I don't want my future man to know that you can have a carousel on Instagram.
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Before you snap. Before you start taking it out on your loved ones. But when I see something really gross, I just love getting, that's the thing. I love getting reactions from people. That's why I'm like the annoying older sister. Like I love annoying my brother. And he's like, why are you annoying me? I'm like, cause you keep reacting.
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Was machst du? Es ist lustig, weil es so seltsam ist. Und die Jungs sagen, ich will nur sagen Gute Nacht. Und ich denke, das ist seltsam. Aber dann ist die Reaktion so hoch, dass ich denke, das ist seltsamer. Weil die Jungs sagen, Gute Nacht? Was bedeutet das? Gute Nacht? Ja, Bruder, ich gehe in den Bett. Ich will Gute Nacht sagen.
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Deswegen nehme ich meinen Mann jedes paar Stunden, ich nehme seinen Kopf und ich mache ihm Augenkontakt mit mir. Ich habe gesagt, wir halten, wir halten, wir halten. Es ist wichtig. Es ist wichtig. Es ist wichtig. Sie müssen die Menschheit verstehen. Und sie sehen.
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Mit mir und dir ist das erste, was ich dir auf dem Telefon sage, das unabhängigste, weil das Intimität ist.
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Ihr habt das für euch selbst gemacht.
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Warte, fühlst du dich, wenn Leute mich fragen, oder wenn ich mit Leuten bin, wir fühlen uns wie in einer Band? Ich versuche es zu erklären, wir sind in einer Band. Und manchmal mache ich ein paar Solo-Sachen, aber wir kommen wirklich zurück zu Kikli Squad.
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Letzte Sache über Männer. Wir werden nicht über sie reden für den Rest der Zeit. Wir haben nicht über den Justin-Vogue-Cover gesprochen.
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A dear, dear friend. Who can actually do no wrong. A friend of the pod. A friend of the pod and a close friend in my life. Godmother to my future children. No, Hailey's the shit. I think that Justin's a little too loosey-goosey online right now.
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Well, our YouTube series, someone writes, I feel like this is Hannah tries new things and makes Paige come with her. Okay.
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Von jedem Mann, der gesagt hat, dass du es nicht machen würdest?
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Fuck, are people mean to her? I don't get it. But I have a question. Because I actually, I've never been in a serious relationship with a guy who didn't like believe in me.
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really did you just do you tell them what your dream is and then when you least expect it they turn it on you yes it's not like for you yes it's not like in the moment where you're like no yeah you want to accomplish this and they're like you stupid bitch in a heated fight they're like in a heated fight do this
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Dann ist das einfach so toxisch. Ja. Und es kommt darauf an, wie meine Sache mit Beziehungen ist, dass wir literally ein Team sind. Und wenn du auf meinem Team bist, sind wir fucking zusammen gewinnen. Mein Problem war, dass ich Leute date, von denen ich sagte, ich will mehr von dir.
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And I'm fine if I just want them to have a dream that they're chasing. I've dated guys who are successful, but they don't want to be there. They have no passion. They have no passion. Talk to me when you have a business that you're passionate about.
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Well, because you get exhausted chasing your own dreams. It is actually so fun to root for someone else's dreams sometimes. Totally. To see Des' clip blow up, I'm literally like, it is a feeling that you're so proud and he's also like, that's part of you. So you just feel like, and you don't have to do anything. And you're just like, I'm proud of you.
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Well, that happens a lot when I come back from touring and during the week he's at the Comedy Cellar and he's like getting dressed at 10 p.m. And I'm in my like snuggliest snuggle moment. And I'm like, go make $20.
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Tell me if you think this is good or bad.
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From emergency to call the police. Where are we at? Ich muss sagen, dass ich die Mets oft gesehen habe, aber die Spiele sind fünf Stunden lang und ich wollte ein Hobby bekommen. Warte, ich wollte nur sagen, dass ich vergessen habe, dass Baseball noch da ist. Oh mein Gott, was für ein Monat ist es? Aber Baseball dauert auch immer. Ich habe auf Etsy ein Punch-Needling-Kitsch gekauft.
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Und es ist nicht wirklich Krochieren oder so. Du kannst einfach eine Sache punchen. Das klingt wirklich angenehm. Es ist ein bisschen therapeutisch, weil du etwas stürzt. Ich bete es. Und er war so, okay, Mama, was machst du? Und ich war so, erstens habe ich psychische Probleme. Gott verbitte, ein Mädchen ist ein Hobby. Gott verbitte, ich habe ein Hobby.
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Ich habe gewachsen und gelernt. So yeah, the last episode that came out was us going to a vintage store, which made me so happy because Paige was not about it in the beginning.
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Und ich habe es nicht mal auf Instagram gezeigt, weil ich tue Dinge, die nicht für andere Menschen sind. Did I bring enough of a pod?
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This is a safe space. This is just me telling you what I did today. So I've started and I'm doing a flower one. So I've started punch needling.
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It's like into like kind of a paper and it comes out like a whole thing.
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Well, then it becomes like a like a painting, like it has a wood frame. Oh, I can decorate my apartment with it. Okay, so what do you punch in over there? Ich punche... Es ist so schwer zu erklären. Ich punche Stoffe in dieses Papier.
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We were hanging out with people during the day yesterday and they were like, what are you going to do tonight? And I was like, I'm so pumped up. I'm starting green. I'm starting the green flower. I just finished the yellow petals.
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I woke up this morning sending aggressive emails to people and then being told it's a holiday. Yeah. And I was like, oh my God, sorry. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry about that. Have you seen the AI baby clips going around? I love them. They're so funny. They're so cute.
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But have you seen the ones of us? Yeah, yeah.
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Ich schäme nicht den Körper. Ich schäme nicht den Körper.
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Und jetzt bist du das Standard, wenn du das nicht tust.
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Only as the woman. Wait, that's what I've been doing accidentally, just because I have ADHD and I can't do laundry. But the truth is, if a guy is going to be with you because you're doing his laundry, that's not the win you want it to be. No. That's not the W you want.
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Don't do shit. Don't do shit. I would argue sometimes, though, little cute things that I want Des to do, if I do it for him, it subconsciously trains him. Ein Beispiel. Ein Beispiel. Das ist wie kleine Dinge. Und übrigens, ich koche nie. Aber wie letzten Sommer, habe ich angefangen, Tomaten zu bekommen. Das macht mich so aus, als wäre ich nicht.
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I got tomatoes once from the market. The farmer's market. And I cut them up, because I'm Italian. And I got basil. And I got some mozzarella. And I put some balsamic and some olive oil. And I was like, I'm Martha Stewart. And he ate it. And it was like cute. And then today, he got tomatoes. And it was like, I was hungry for dinner.
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But we were waiting for it to come, because we were Uber-eating, obviously. Yeah. Und er war so, lass mich ein paar Tomaten für uns machen. Und er hat es aufgemacht. Und er war so, sorry, ich habe keine Mozzarella. Und ich war so, oh mein Gott, er hat gelernt. Also hat er es aufgemacht. Ja, er hat es aufgemacht.
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Und ich sage, wo ist die Mozzarella? Und ich habe es aufgemacht. Aber manchmal ist es mehr Liebe-Language-Stuff. Du arbeitest nicht für ihn. Nein, du bist nicht sein fucking Job. Nein, na gut.
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Irgendwann hat mir jemand gesagt, wenn ein Mann herkommt, sollte man Kuchen im Ofen backen, weil er dich mit dem Geruch verbindet. Und ich bin so, wenn das, was wir tun müssen.
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Ich glaube, sie haben es. Wenn das, was du tun musst, um einen Mann zu tricken, um mit dir zu wollen, denke ich nicht, dass er der ist.
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I'm fine. You guys, you have a vagina. Also, it is giving job interview where like, when you're giving a job interview and you don't need that job, they can smell it on you.
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Literally go into every date where it's like, I do not want to be with you and I might choose to, but I don't know. And that's the vibe. That's the vibe. You don't work for him. He's interviewing you and you're the boss.
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No, he literally works for you. That's the mentality. He's your assistant. He's your assistant. Final question. What do you feel about neck scarves? Throwing a neck scarf on. You know, I don't hate it. Ist es zu waspig, zu New Hampshire?
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, you guys, thank you for giggling with us and check out our new episode of Hannah and Paige try new things. We went thrift shopping. If you haven't caught up, we've already played baseball. We've gone to Salem. We've done witchcraft and witchcraft and wizardry and wizardry. And we did cat therapy. Um, and we have merch up from the tour, um,
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Was die Tension der YouTube-Serie tatsächlich dazu bringt, ist, dass Paige für ihr Leben kämpft. Für mein Leben. Paige weiß, dass es eine Show am Abend gibt, mit der sie hofft, dass sie keine Panikattacken hat. Und ich bin so, lasst uns Yoga Aerobics machen. Und sie ist so, okay. Und ich bin so, anstatt nach Hause zu bleiben und zu stürzen, bist du erschrocken.
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that we weren't selling online and now we're selling and we have some really classic Giggly shirts that we added too so shout out to that and yeah thanks for giggling with us bye
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Aber die Wahrheit ist, nach deinem ersten Panikattack, ich glaube das wholeheartedly, wenn du nicht wieder auf der Bühne zurückgekommen wärst am nächsten Tag, dann hättest du vielleicht noch nie wieder auf der Bühne gekommen.
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Ja, oh, ich muss Molly Maes Doku beenden, das ist sie, die sich selbst mit Tommy zurückbekommen ist. Ja, Tommy Fury.
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Wir sind glücklich, wenn sie glücklich ist. Wie war euer Wochenende? Oh mein Gott, ich habe so viel Tennis gespielt.
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There was like a high school kid. People hear like, oh, she plays tennis. There's a high school kid in West Hampton that's like, oh, he plays tennis. In the neighborhood. In the neighborhood. And I was like, you know what, fine, bring him in. I gave him no mercy. Like 16. Okay. I gave him no mercy. Like it was at the point he was like, please leave me alone.
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I felt like that fun substitute teacher. I was like, hey, but this is the thing with sports. It levels the playing field. It doesn't matter what generation you are. We're playing. It's deuce, motherfucker. Let's go. And Des was like, hey, let's calm it down. It's a Saturday. It's relaxing. I said, he's come on my turf and he's challenged me.
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In meinem persönlichen Raum, mit seinem merkwürdigen Testosteron-Niveau. In meinem Sanctuary. In meinem Platz des Kaltes. Und Des war so, kann ich mit dir sprechen? Und er war so, du musst dich entschärfen. Und ich war so, er kommt aus meinem Thron. Also habe ich ihn geworfen. Ja. Wuppdum. Um, if he's listening, I'm sorry. Like stardom young. It was very motivational for me.
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I talked to his dad and his dad was like, this was good for him. And I said, if that's why I'm on this planet is to beat up men. Yeah. That's why I'm on this planet. Um, and then I hit with my friend Madison today and it was just like gossip girl talk, but I'm trying to, I told you, I'm trying to be healthier this summer. I don't know what that means yet, but we'll figure it out.
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All I'm doing, though, is watching all the gigglers and their beautiful houses and pools and vacations tagging us with the book. No, the girls were reading this weekend.
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Like, where did you come from? Why are you here? Like, ask me one question about myself. I'm like, are you staring at me? No, literally. Why do you have a stank face? Are you pooping?
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I just watched the Rome tennis tournament, which I feel like we should go. We love making these kind of plans. We should go to Rome next year. And the umpire is Italian, so after the point, they're like, Quindici, Quindici Quantaccio. No, not that. Just Quindici No.
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It was just adorable. I was like, are you ordering chicken parmesan right now? Like, I'm not a waiter.
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I'm not your experiment. This isn't a school project.
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She didn't notice. Okay, that could have been bad. It could have been really bad. She could have been like, Mom. When I was with Lois, she found my like press-ons and she started putting them on my toes. Yeah. And honestly, that was hilarious.
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I have a question about Jacqueline. Has she asked about me?
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No, because she gets worried that if I haven't seen her, I've gone rogue, like I've killed the whole family. She actually brought me a little gift.
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Sie hat nie... Vielleicht weiß sie... Es ist, weil ich Edibles nicht tue.
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Vielleicht habe ich zu viel mit ihr gesprochen, wenn sie herkommt. Wenn ich darüber nachdenke, habe ich ihr wahrscheinlich zu viele Fragen gefragt, die letzte Zeit, als sie da war. Und sie mag es, dass ihr einfach nur auf TV schaut.
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Giggling about babies, big pharma, and basketball
Hattest du immer deinen Zeitraum danach?
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Giggling about babies, big pharma, and basketball
Welcome to Sigley Quad. That's Giggly Squad reverse. Got it. Welcome to Squad Giggly. We're running out of names.
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Giggling about babies, big pharma, and basketball
Also, wenn wir über unsere Perioden sprechen, möchte ich nur die Gigglers fragen, weil sie jetzt Doktoren sind. Und sie sind Doktoren. Sag mir nicht, dass die Gigglers nicht sind. Ich habe sie gesehen. Warte. Was? Wirst du das erinnern?
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Giggling about babies, big pharma, and basketball
Leute sagten, während du verheiratet bist, beginnst du die Zeichen zu sehen. Ja, während du verheiratet bist. Aber als ich älter werde, sehe ich, dass Männer so veränderbar sind. Und wenn du jünger bist, ist es so, oh mein Gott, wo auch immer du bist, finde den richtigen Jungen. Und dann löse dich von ihm, wenn er es nicht ist. Period. Schläge die Schuhe runter.
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Giggling about babies, big pharma, and basketball
Wer hat das denn geholfen? Es gibt so etwas, wo Mädchen jetzt zusammengehen und einander ihre Kinder beibringen. Ich liebe das. Ich liebe das auch.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
So, do you have a ganache? Actually, one time I went on vacation with my mom and it was like you could order pancakes with like fruit compote. And I pronounced it like compote or something.
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Like I don't need to stand on a pedestal in front of like in a circle.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Like, there was definitely a boardroom meeting specifically about the dressing rooms of Aritzia and what man was like, let's put it in the middle.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
I'd like to see the numbers on it because I wouldn't walk out.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Nein, ich probiere nichts aus. Ich habe es online bestellt und dann habe ich es aus dem Komfort meines Hauses probiert und dann habe ich es zurückgebracht, wie eine normale Person.
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No. I'm stressed out. No, I'm stressed out. So now I'm like waiting for it. Where is the blood going? I think my body is so sensitive that it's like, oh, we know we're supposed to do something and like, my body is so me. You know, it's like, oh, you want us to come? That's hilarious. You're like, you have one job.
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I think they're just closing all the stores.
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You want to know what it is? I think with these stores, the people that... We're in our 30s now and they didn't grow with us. You could be so right. That's what I think about a lot of stores that close.
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But I don't know. And I don't think they're shopping the way we were in store. And we only had Forever 21. Abercrombie hadn't done their...
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Es gab nicht Amazon Prime. Ich erinnere mich, ich hätte Forever 21 und Bebe gespielt. Oh mein Gott.
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No, I loved Bibi so much. This is how much I loved it. Being in high school, I was too young to work there and all I wanted to do was work there. I was like, Mom, I could get a discount. She was like, you're 14. I was like, I could get a discount and I could work at the cash register. And she was like, you can't count change.
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That's the only store that survived in Albany, in the mall, was like Spencer's. I'm like, how? I'm not, no, that's crazy. I'm not trying to be like, I'm not like, I got that girl. Wait, do you see my eye twitching? I've had an eye twitch for three days.
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Oh no, it's that time of year. I have to sacrifice a man. No, truly, I've had this eye judge for like four days. Because you also think everyone's like staring at it. I don't even think that everyone's staring at it. I'm just like, what? Is it your bigger eye or your smaller eye? It's your bigger eye. Why did I even ask? I can see it. Oh, what a fucked up question. Check your cornea.
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Here's the other thing about spring that I just want to say. It's like a fresh start. So like if you're like, oh, I'm going to revamp my entire personality. You're going to just change your name, change your job, also change all of your clothes. Some of my favorite spring trends. I'm loving a trench, loving a trench coat. Love a crop trench coat, love a to-the-floor trench coat.
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Love a trench coat as a dress with some knee-high, thigh-high boots. And like a belt. Slouchy belts are in and like big slouchy bags. I love that big bags are back in because it's like, I wasn't fitting anything before. So like a big bag can really like change your whole outfit.
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Und Nordstrom hat alles. Sie haben Mango, sie haben Skims, Levi's, Free People, Madewell, Veronica Beard. Veronica Beard hat so gute Schuhe right now too. Do yourself a favor, get a nice spring jacket. Yeah, just get one. Nothing says spring like, this is my spring jacket. Yes, it adds to the outfit.
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The best thing about spring too is you know what you're buying for spring. You can also repurpose in the summer and the fall.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Also, Frühling ist, wenn du herausfindest, was deine Sommerpläne sind. Du gehst einen kleinen Wochenende weg. Nordstrom ist wirklich toll für Packen. Ich bin so ein guter Packer. Ja, du hast es. Ich bin da mit meinen Packungskübeln.
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You can get vacation ready with Nordstrom with a ton of styles and travel essentials, all for under $100.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
And one of my favorite things about Nordstrom is you can get free standard shipping all the time plus a two-day and next-day option. I'm in there with the next-day option. Plus it's risk-free shopping with free returns in-store or by mail.
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Thank you for listening to this segment brought to you in partnership with Nordstrom and ACAS Creative.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Ich bin wie eine Hypochondriakin. Sie sagen mir, ich brauche keine Papier-Schmerzen mehr. Ich sage, schau sie mal wieder an.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Weil du jünger warst und nervöser warst. Jetzt sagst du dir, dass es dich nicht mehr auslösen wird.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Es wird viel mehr dauern, um mich heute zu schießen. Ja, ein kaltes Spekulum. Ich begrüße es jetzt. Being a girl is crazy though.
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Is that like, it's 2025 and they're still, they're like, they still crank it, you know? You would think the technology... No, it looks like a medieval torture device. No, it's one of the craziest things ever. And they're like, oh, hey, no problem. We're just going to stuff this up you. A stainless steel duck beak. No lube. None at all. And then they're just like, this won't hurt.
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See, I always have an abnormal and I have to do more. Yeah, I've always had abnormal since I was like 16. What's abnormal about it? So many things. Who knows?
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
You've never had to get your cervix scraped to do more testing?
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
I always have to get my cervix scraped.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Because they literally go in and scrape a piece off of it. Chris, shut the fuck up. Chris has thrown up in his mouth seven times.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
I need it cool. I need to be like cool. I need to be like 68 in the room. And I need my Stanley to be properly filled and next to me.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
Just bring a water bottle. Then what's the point of a Stanley if you're not going to use its... Sorry, I don't have an expensive ice machine. But you have ice. Don't make it about the ice machine. Don't make it about the ice machine. You want me to hand make ice? You have an ice maker.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
You clean your ice machine. You have to clean your ice machine? Don't use that ice machine. You've cleaned your ice machine. I personally haven't, but I've had my... You call my ice machine cleaner. I got a guy... I'll send you a guide. Where were we?
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I'd go as far to say you don't even need the mattress or the accoutrement that go with it. I don't use a pillow.
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I have to be regimented with it, or else I'll... You have to set a strong alarm. Yeah. Like, I have, like, semi-blackout curtains right now.
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No, no, it wasn't. It wasn't. You're just like, that's the second place I got fingered. I have been fingered in that movie theater.
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Are you ever in bed with your husband and he's asleep and you're just like, it's not happening for me right now. There's just no situation I'm going to sleep. So do you remove yourself and go to the couch and do your own thing and then go back? Or do you just lay there? On your phone, like no sound. Do you have a TV in your room? No. Yeah.
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Oh, so you've never had a TV in your room. No, your last apartment, you had a TV in your room. No. So when you go to bed at night, sorry, my eye is twitching now, like I'm faster than ever.
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See, I'm a big fan of like... If I'm sleeping in the bed with a man and like I can't fall asleep and they're obviously like fell asleep three hours ago, I love scramming. Like I love sneaking out of the bedroom, getting on the couch, turning my TikTok on full fucking blast and like falling and then falling asleep on my own, like on the couch.
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And then like going back in the bedroom at like 5 a.m. when I wake up. You're a cat. No, I literally... No, like, I have to... It's almost like I have to be... This is one of the reasons I'm actually so scared that, like, maybe I really never will get married. I hate sleeping in bed with men. Like, I genuinely hate it. And I... I don't know what it is.
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Because, like, I can fall asleep on the couch with them. But once it comes to, like, getting in the bed and, like, falling asleep, I'm like... Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
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But we were like, I just got fingered. I remember the first time I got fingered. I was in a basement. Yeah, I was on a couch. And can I tell you something? I didn't know to shave. Until like three days later and one of my girlfriends was like, well, you have to shave. And I was like, wait, what?
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Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
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Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 ... Musik ...
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Do you want to hear something that makes my first time fingering story even 10 times grosser than like, Wir haben so viel Material für diese Woche.
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There's like four gifts you get men. It's like golf stuff, a watch.
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Big Gare und Little Gare. Das ist süß. Das ist süß. Ja, weil Gary, mein Bruder ist nicht ein echter Juni. Sie haben nicht den selben mittleren Namen.
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My dad raw dogs it. Like he just holds cash and a card? I don't even know if he holds an ID.
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Giggling about malls, fingering, and accessories
What is he using? How is he paying for things?
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I have a card case. Oh yeah, you do. I have like a YSL card thing. Yeah.
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You know what my assistant got me for Christmas that is adorable? She went to Japan, like, with her family, like, over Christmas. She went to Japan to buy me something. And she went, did, like, because obviously Japan has, like, the craziest vintage shopping. And she found this Louis Vuitton...
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keyholder that they don't even make anymore they like stopped making them like in the 50s yeah and so you like it has like a little button and you like open it up and it has like a little chain and you like attach your keys to it and then you like snap it shut it's so freaking cute so cute and so i bring that everywhere i have that in my card case and that's actually like what's in my pocket right now
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Anyway, Mauricio, I hope you're okay. Oh, that's how we started that. I hate men with a bracelet situation like that. One time I bought myself a tennis bracelet because hello. And I was dating a man at the time and he was like, I want a tennis bracelet too. And I was like, Chris, do you have any accessories?
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One bracelet doesn't... No, but why not the winter?
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Yeah, because they're wearing short sleeves and they're like, hey, I'm in accessories.
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No, but this man wanted a diamond tennis bracelet. I almost threw off. No. I was like, it's not for you. No, it's not for you at all. I was like, cool, buy yourself one and me.
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Wait, did you feel like such an adult when you subscribed to the New York Times? Oh yeah, I was like, I know what's going on. Like, I'm an adult, I pay taxes. Sometimes I'll get emails and I forget that I'm subscribed to Business Insider. I'm like, what business do I have even being subscribed to this?
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You ever had a turkey sandwich with a Dorito chip smack dab on there in the middle of a summer day? Hello? A cool ranch Dorito with a turkey? Get a grip, me! Get a grip, time!
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Also, wait, let's play a game really quickly. Okay. I feel like you're similar to me in this. Certain meals, i.e. like certain sandwiches, require certain drinks. And it's very specific on like what drink to what you're eating. I mean, there's definitely things that are legal. So like Chinese food, I'm going one, two, three. Iced tea. Okay. I don't drink soda. Oh, right.
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I'm actually going ginger ale. Yeah. Okay. Turkey sandwich. One, two, three. Snapple. Gatorade. Gatorade, Snapple. Snapple too. Same thing. Juice is what I was going for. Okay, juice. Juice. Okay. I'm trying to think of a name. But like I can have a turkey sandwich and not have an iced tea.
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Did you do your wedding in the New York Times?
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I think I'm going to throw mine in there.
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What a fun time. You know what's so funny to think about? How different my bachelorette party is going to be than yours, because we're older now. But really, I should have had that type of bachelorette party, and I'm probably going to have one that you should have had. What if I'm like, let's go to a farm upstate?
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Who are our friends, honestly? We have to stop comparing ourselves to Grace, who's younger than us. True.
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You're not last. No, I'm literally kidding. Life is about perspective. I need to be last, because I need to get up in the middle of the night and go on the couch and be by myself. And once I work through that...
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Oh, naja, komm schon. Habe ein bisschen Respekt vor meinem fucking Namen. Du denkst, dass ich an Plätzen stehe, wo Leute Ruhepartner haben? Hanna, gib mir einen Griff.
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Yeah, totally part of the hang when you're like 26, 32. It's a bit depressing. It's like, say bye to your roommate for me. Like, no.
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No. You don't even have a real light. No, it is funny. Like, even in my 20s, though, I didn't really... I don't feel like I slept out that much, because... You know what's way worse than waking up in someone's apartment with roommates?
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I rather that because I feel like I would... It's easier for me to get you the fuck out than I hate waking up somewhere else. And I'm like, I have to go home and wash my face.
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And she brought us food. She did. She brought... Okay, Hannah was with Allie Colbert and my mom... Who's not Italian, so this was hilarious. No, but I feel like she has the like... She's New Yorker. Yeah. My mom made Fritzels, which are like these hard rolls. They almost look like bagels, but they're not bagels.
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I wonder if I was ever someone that somebody had to get out. I don't think we've ever wanted to stay anywhere. No, I really don't think I am. One time I hooked up with a guy. This has nothing to do with it. I don't know why this just popped into my head. This is so off topic. One time I hooked up with a guy who had no sense of smell. When did he bring that up in conversation? The next morning.
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I was like, oh my god, I have to brush my teeth, I'm so sorry. And he goes, it doesn't matter, I have no sense of smell. And I was like, what happened? That was it, I never saw him again, honestly.
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This was so long ago. But I don't know why that just popped into my head. Because honestly, that was like a time where I was like, okay, I want to go home.
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It was the office for our age group. Anywhere you go, someone just puts the office on.
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This is where my nervousness narcolepsy comes in play. I can fall asleep. I'm like, oh, I just remembered. I don't want to be here. I'll fall asleep.
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I'm like, I'm done with this night. I'm literally off. Do you know how many recollections I have of guys being like, are you still awake? And I'm like, no. Shut the fuck up.
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Yeah, like, you never had, like, a moment in your apartment when you were, like, oh, my God. Like, you know, when you hear something and you're, like, fuck, is someone gonna try... is trying to break in. Like, you had two men in your apartment.
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Ich denke wirklich nicht, dass Männer mit Mädchen umgehen. Ich denke wirklich nicht, dass sie das tun. Außer wenn jemand jemanden kennt, mit dem ich sitze. Es ist nicht so, dass irgendein anderer Typ zu mir kommt. Das ist mir seit Jahren nicht passiert. Ich weiß nicht, ob Männer das noch tun.
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Yeah, like, I couldn't tell you the last time in person someone said, can I have your number?
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Ja, ich weiß nicht, ob du mich eigentlich irgendwo ansprechen könntest und mir sagst, ja, sicher, du kannst mein Telefon haben.
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I'd like to meet someone that lives in my building so I don't have to go anywhere, but everyone in my building is 104. Which actually seems nice.
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He thinks everyone's hungry. Like imagine stuffing your face before you go out on stage.
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Am I going full used car salesman? I know. It's the best book you're ever gonna see. It's the best deal all year. No one else has these prices. We've slashed them five times. If you want a good warranty and a car, then I can't stop. Did you do this in the past life?
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One time I was at a cheerleading competition and I got in trouble because my mom gave me nachos before I was about to compete.
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She's hungry. They were like, she's gonna throw up on the mat.
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Nein, aber okay, das lustigste Teil davon war, dass Ali, wenn du Ali nicht kennst, musst du sie auf Instagram folgen und ihre Videos schauen. Sie ist sehr straightforward, sagt, was sie denkt, aber sie ist witzig.
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She leaves the room for a minute. 30 Sekunden später kommt mein Vater und sagt, sie ist so süß wie ein Knopf.
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Meine Mutter sagte, du kannst hierher kommen, wenn du willst. Und ich dachte, oh mein Gott, perfekt. Also sind wir da. Es fühlte sich an, als ob du von der Busse nach Hause gekommen bist. Meine Mutter sagte, du kannst von der Busse nach Hause kommen.
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Und du warst so, kann ich dir zeigen, wie es ist?
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Oh yeah, Ali's not really a cat person.
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Obsessed. Like Ali... Like walking her back against Ali's back. Like just like looking at her. Wanted... little to nothing to do with you.
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Sie meinte, dass ich in einer Box schlafen muss und ich die Haare sauber mache. Sie meinte, dass ich meine Mutter brauche. Sie meinte, dass ich meine Mutter brauche, um meine Haare zu brauchen.
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You just wanted to use the word gravitas.
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Oh, okay. I thought you meant just like random people. I'm like, how do you get anything done during the day? Like you're just worrying about if everyone's having a good time.
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You kind of are like my older brother.
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Yeah, no, we're partners. Because she was like, no, we're more than friends. Like, okay, like if we were to be with another friend duo, I'd be like, cute, that's adorable.
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Yeah, like that's so sweet of you guys to like be friends, but like we're life partners.
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That's why it's like gossiping. If you're gonna gossip with one of us, you're gossiping with both of us. But it's a safe space. Yes. Like we share the same ideas. So it's not, it's not like, oh my God, don't tell anyone. Oh, she told one friend. It was Paige. It's like, no, you were telling me when you told Hannah. A hundred percent. A hundred percent.
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Imagine I just come home and I'm like, guys, I'm a lesbian and this is my girlfriend. I don't even drop the lesbian part first. I'm just like, and this is my girlfriend.
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And it's a topping. It's not an actual ganache. It's like a topping.
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Ich würde sowohl eine Frau wollen, die wirklich feminin ist und mit der ich Sachen teilen könnte. Aber ich bin so, das ist ein Freund.
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You put my top on and see if it looks good. I don't know if I like it. I don't know, I change.
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Hug yourself, is it fit? If you hug yourself, does it still feel good? When I was little, that was all my mom would say when we would be in the mall trying clothes on. Hug yourself. Do you still have room? That means it's comfortable.
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Yeah, oh my god. So you're just like in the dressing room.
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Actually, I couldn't tell you the last time I went into a dressing room and I tried something on. And the Aritzia one, I've been to one time and I never went back because I was like, that's crazy. I'm not walking out. It seemed like a... People's boyfriends are there.
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So last week we're doing all this book press and Paige looks at me and she goes, that's weird. You don't have any gays on your team. And I was like, well, the gays are in high demand and the best gays are currently busy right now. And she's like, explains a lot and walks away. And you have two gays on your team.
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Und der Hund isst das Buch. Ja, das ist so Hannah. Und auch die Hannah-gecoated, die gehen verrückt mit den Fonten auf Insta-Storys. Sie sind wild mit den Fonten.
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Sie werden dich lesen, aber dann helfen. Also, ich bin auf der Suche nach einem Gayen auf meinem Team.
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Blakely Thornton ist einer meiner besten Freunde, aber er ist sehr beschäftigt.
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Er ist beschäftigt. Er schreibt mir manchmal Ideen über meine Karriere, aber ich würde nicht sagen, dass er völlig auf dem Team ist. Also das ist etwas, was ich arbeiten werde. Was ist, warte, ich habe dich nicht gefragt, was ist, was ist dein Lieblingsmoment von der Buchpress-Tour bis jetzt? What's your rose and thorn?
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8 a.m. when Paige likes her outfit, she's gleaming. I'm like, what are you so fucking happy about?
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But it helps you also look good because if you don't look good, you want to off yourself.
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Hannah in fake glasses everywhere. Hannah in Good Morning America in a sweater set.
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Leute, die Antwort auf das Buch war verdammt verrückt. Wenn ihr es nicht verstanden habt. Ich habe nur gesagt, es ist Nummer 5 auf Amazon in allen Büchern, was verrückt ist, weil Amazon Bücher entworfen hat. Nein. Ich dachte, Bücher kamen aus der Gilded Age von Amazon.com.
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My thing is, if I'm going to work with a stylist, I want to put together something that I can't do on my own and I can't buy on my own.
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Oh mein Gott, warte, ich weiß nicht, ihr wisst, ich bin wirklich gut und ich gehe nie in die Kommentare. Giggly Squad hat einen der Videos gepostet. Wir sind auf der falschen Seite von etwas. Die Leute waren verrückt. Warum? Sie waren literally so, Hannah muss es brennen. Hannah...
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And I do have to say, I think the page-coded girls are appreciating the work, the art.
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Are you keeping the bangs for summer?
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Du hast es. Ich möchte, dass du einen Tag, das könnte etwas sein, du müsstest vielleicht wirklich etwas durchgehen. Was hast du?
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Society is always this close to that with women.
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You've hit your quota, babe. Also, it's not like you got out of a relationship. Like,
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You were going to say, fuck, I wasn't listening to you. I wasn't listening to you.
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No, I've never listened to you once. Shoot, it'll come back. Oh, you were saying at a photo shoot.
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Ich denke, du machst den Fotoshoot und dann hältst du ihn für eine Presse, die kommt und dann sagst du, ich habe den Look. Oder du machst einfach einen Audrey Hepburn-Kalender. Das ist das, was sie früher in der Gilded Age gemacht haben. Sie machen Kalender für Feuerwehrleute.
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Du mit einem Pixie Cut wirst den Welt verändern. Du weißt es nicht, aber es ist okay. Ich denke, ich bin ein paar... Als dein bester Freund habe ich eine Vision. Ich habe eine Vision, aber ich kann dich nicht fordern, Dinge zu tun.
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Ja, auch mit den Fotoshoots, und ich weiß nicht, ob du das auch fühlst, aber du fühlst dich so, als hättest du dich selbst verhalten. Absolut. Also, das ist der Grund, warum ich diese Fotoshoots nicht geschnitten habe. Ich weiß, warum Playboy passiert.
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Ich kenne dich. Ich war wirklich so, ist das eine verdammte Scheiße? Ich war so, Leute, ist das eine verdammte Scheiße?
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Zeig dir dich selbst. Zeig dir dich selbst. Steig auf. Geh nach hinten in die Klasse, drehe dich um. Vorwärts auf die Schachtel.
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Vin Diesel wird in den Mikrowave gelegt. Ich kann auf Jeff Bezos scheißen.
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Das ist so wahr. Das ist, wie ich dieses Spiel des Lebens spiele. Ich verliere, verliere, verliere, verliere. Ein Erfolg. Das ist das, was sie sagen. Selbst ein blinder Quatsch findet einen Nutsch. Ja. Jedes Mal und dann. Ich würde uns als blinde Quatsche bezeichnen.
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Okay, so we're obsessed with the peanut butter bars at Starbucks, which is like a full meal. The perfect bars, perfect. Perfect bars. And I was about to do one of the signings and I was like, Grace, I need a peanut butter bar.
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Ich kann auf alle Billionäre scheißen, die jetzt Justin Bieber aussehen. Ich meine, nicht Justin Bieber jetzt, aber Mark Zuckerberg, der sieht aus, als ob er ein Album veröffentlicht.
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Und dann hast du geweint. Und dann hattest du ein Stück Pfeffer in deinem Mund, während du geweint hattest. Und Barnes & Noble schockierte sich. Alle Bücher begannen zu schreien. Oh mein Gott. Auch so giggly-coated at Barnes & Noble. Lactaid kam durch. Mit dem besten Lactose-free-Ice-Cream. 100% real milk, real dairy. So good.
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I also left with two. Yeah, I think I was like, I sit with the ice cream, figure it out. Also, if you head to at lactate on their Instagram, there's a Giggly Squad book sweepstakes and you could win a signed copy of our book and some exclusive Dairy Baddies merch and a coupon for a free quart of lactate ice cream. Highly recommend. So go follow them and enter the sweepstakes for sure.
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Ist anyone checked on Grace? Is Grace okay after this press run? No, poor Grace. Grace, this is the thing. Grace doesn't want this life. She doesn't want fame. She doesn't want to be at the forefront of anything. At Barnes & Noble, girls are coming up to us, barely making eye contact and saying, where's Grace? And I look and I say, Grace, I'm sorry, this is what your life is now.
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So Grace is getting very popular despite the fact she doesn't want to.
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Das ist eine Sache. Wir können es nicht vollständig verstehen. Ich schaue ihr in die Augen und sage, Grace, ich werde nie verstehen, was du gerade machst, weil du Aufmerksamkeit bekommst und du es nicht willst. Ich weiß nicht, wo ich mit dieser Gespräche beginnen kann, aber ich bin hier für dich. Ich respektiere dich. Was sagen sie in Wicked? Ich werde dir Raum halten. Ich würde es nicht wissen.
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Aber wenn ich Aufmerksamkeit sehe, sage ich, gib mir das.
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Das ist der Grund, warum wir so gut zusammenarbeiten.
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Oh, okay, das war eigentlich ein bisschen traurig.
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Nein, weil mein Bruder jetzt in Indiana lebt.
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Wait, he went to his girlfriend's? Yeah. No, like, life starts getting weird and you realize, like, oh my god, I took for granted every holiday. It was really weird. And you know when you're at the table with your brother and you're like, can we leave and play Nintendo? This sucks.
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Du bist der einzige Kind. Ich meine, du bist der Liebling, aber es kommt mit viel Verantwortung.
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Normalerweise sind es meine Mutter und Papa, aber sie sind auf die andere Seite der Familien gegangen. Wir waren sehr... Das ist auch eine Sache, wir sind nicht sehr religiös. Ja.
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Des had to do cellar spots, so he was in the city. So it was literally me, my mom, my dad. Wait, I love that.
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Wait, do you know I was texting your mom yesterday?
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Ich schaue nach meiner Mutter und ich sage, kannst du mir erzählen, wie man Bracla Rob mit Sausagepasta macht? Das ist mein Lieblingsessen, das sie mein ganzes Leben gemacht hat, das ich literally jeden Tag lernen konnte, aber ich habe es verfehlt. Und ich sagte, weißt du was, wir haben nichts mehr. Die Welt ist um zu Ende. Kann ich lernen, wie man das macht?
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So I cooked it with her and then I took a photo. Unlike Kim, when Kim tries to teach us how to cook, my mom let me touch the food. Kim had no belief in us. But I cooked sausage and broccoli rabe and Oh, du willst die Vibes wissen?
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And I think you'd know this, because you know me. I'm sitting back. Oh, okay. I'm not on payroll right now. Okay? I'm sitting back, because there's so many big personalities in my family. Nana... ist ein Star. Wenn Nana reinkommt, verändert sich die Energie. Okay. Die Energie verändert sich und Papa hält ihre Schuhe. Es verändert sich.
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Sie tut literally, was du tust, wo sie dort steht, mich schaut, wartet auf mich, um ihr Outfit zu komponieren. Dann sagt er mir, oh nein, ich sehe nicht so gut aus, wie ich früher war. Er geht weiter. Und dann, mein Vater, Jokes, Jokes, Jokes, Jokes. Des, getting into it, was about some deep, like, historical, political, smart thing, that I don't know anything about.
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Wenn wir unsere Mattressfirmen-Deal bekommen haben, sind wir weggegangen.
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Es ist der Wurst von Gary DeSorbo.
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Was, wenn jemand, Gary hat eine Freundin gebracht. Veränderst du die Dynamik und fragst sie einige Fragen oder nein? You go, this is my family. How dare you put me in this? You go, do you want me to lie to you?
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I was speaking general. I was speaking general.
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Oh, sie sagt, wir brauchen weniger. Du hast eine 12, ich brauche eine 5. Aber es ist meine Familie, also bin ich am komfortabelsten hier.
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Und es war eine Drei-Hour-Auto-Ride mit meinem Bruder und einer Freundin an dem Zeitpunkt. Und mein Vater und ich jappen. Ja. Jappen, jappen. Und ich habe das vielleicht gemacht, aber ich fühle mich, als hätte sie etwas auf die Linien gesagt, ob ihr jemals aufhören würdet. Ja.
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Reserved. Yeah. See, at other people's houses, I'm anything they want me to be. You're boring.
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Ich bin ein Chameleon. Ich muss sagen, ich erinnere mich daran, als ich und Allie zu euren Eltern kamen. Allie, hysterische Comedianin, sie hat sofort die Raumbewegung gegeben. Und ich habe gesagt, ich kann zurück sitzen. Allie hat das genommen.
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Ich habe meinen Lunch genossen. Ja, du hast gesessen. Ich liebe es. Ich liebe es, ruhig zu sein.
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Valid point. Because when I'm talking, I'm telling you every single thought that's coming in my brain. So when I shut up, you're like, this has gone rogue. I'm like, something's worrying her. Normally, yes. Normally, yes. But that's why we love Grace. Because she keeps the flow going between the three of us. Oh, hast du von adult tummy time gehört?
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Nein, aber es klingt wie etwas, worauf ich interessiert wäre. Ich bin überrascht, dass es nicht dein Algorithmus getroffen hat. Auf TikTok gibt es eine Sache, die sich um adult tummy time handelt, die wahrscheinlich gut für deine Spine ist. Weil deine Spine natürlich kurviert sind. Und von der Schluchzung, es überwacht diese Kurve und es ist schlecht für dich.
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Also, wenn du auf deinem Stomach liegst, and a little bit upright like baby cobra. And you could still be on your phone. They say it's good for your posture. So a lot of adults are doing tummy time now. And you could also do choice time if you want. Oh Gott, ich weiß, ich weiß, ich weiß. Oh!
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Ich möchte auch sagen, seit du als Performer geworden bist und du ständig performst, ist es manchmal schwierig, aus der Performance-Mindset zu kommen. Wenn du straight Shows gemacht hast und dann plötzlich ein Abendessen hast, kannst du manchmal nicht aufhören. Ich habe dir gesagt, ich werde Abendessen mit Crowdwork machen und mich stoppen lassen, weil dein Gehirn es einfach macht.
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I go, what do you do for a living? They're like, you know what we do for a living. I go, okay, sassy in the front.
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Nein, deine Klamotten... Leute, die gut schlafen, töten nicht Leute. Weißt du den Legally Blonde-Quote?
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With an E at the end? N-O-R-E? I go, why are you wearing that shirt? Why are you wearing that shirt? If there's a man in the vicinity, especially at a bar, if there's boys, I'm immediately going. But when we were doing morning TV, I definitely had to be conscious because I was in performing mode.
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And I have to go a step further and be conscious about the context.
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Ich muss sagen, ich spreche von Frauen-Empowerment, also ich liebte deine Labia. Ich dachte, du hättest es auf den Grund gemacht. Aber ja, Fallon, du hast mit einem Stand-Up-Outfit gezeigt. Ja. Du hattest auch ein Stand-Up-Outfit überall, wo wir gingen. Und all dein Job war, vor der Kamera zu sitzen. Ich dachte, was, wenn wir stehen würden?
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Ich muss sagen, ich war ein bisschen verrückt auf der heutigen Show, weil Jenna Buschhager so lustig ist und ich wollte nur, dass sie lacht.
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Und sie wollten, dass wir rufen. Sie fragten uns, ob wir das Thema It's Giving gehört haben. Und ich sagte, wir und Paige sprechen an einem bestimmten Tag. Und sie gaben uns keine Parameter. Wir lieben es, über das Today-Show zu sprechen.
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Besessen, Gigglers. Sie verstehen es. Ich fühle mich ein bisschen zu komfortabel. Ich denke, es ist wichtig, dass ich mit ein bisschen Angst reingehe. Oh ja, wir giggelten. Du merkst, wir giggelten und ich schaute auf den Mann und sagte, sorry, wir sind trank. Und er sagte, das waren die guten alten Tage.
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Sie will, dass wir Jenna für Freitag aussteigen.
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Wir wollten nicht wach sein. Du willst nicht deinen Tag anfangen.
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Wir waren mit Tyra. Ich meine, TV-Icon. Ich habe all diese Saison gesehen.
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Sie ist in Australien gewesen und sie haben dort sehr gute Wasser. Oh, ist das so? Nein, ich habe das gerade gemacht. Du dachtest, ich gehe nach Australien. Ich muss mich auf den Flug bewegen. Aber sie zeigten mir das gefärbte Haartuch. Shoutout zu meiner Stylistin. Ich weiß nicht, warum wir es noch nicht gemacht haben.
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Ich bin mir sicher, dass ich sie 80 Mal getext habe, dass ich ein Haartuch machen wollte. Aber ich sagte, das ist mir nach einem vollen Winter, wenn ich nicht schäfen würde. Tyra? Ich bin nicht glücklich darüber. Sie war es nicht. Sie hat gesagt, oh. Sieh, du lachtest zu hart, um zu erkennen, dass du... Ich liebe es, wenn du es sagst.
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Was war die Löhne unserer Presse-Tour bis jetzt? Ich weiß, was deine ist.
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Aber sie ist ein Quitter. Sie würde alles verabschieden, wenn ich nicht da wäre. Okay? Unsere Aufgabe ist es, vielleicht 30 mehr Bücher zu signen, bevor wir mit Barnes & Noble anfangen. 30 mehr Bücher. Erstens, sie hat Probleme mit ihrem Sharpie, was ich verstehe, das ist frustrierend. Aber dann beginnt sie negativ zu werden. Und sie ist so, ihr seid, sie bekommt die Stimme.
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Ihr seid, ich kann es nicht. Meine Hände schmerzen. Meine Hände, wie meine Hände. Ich dachte, du hättest Rigamortis in deinen Händen. Ich schreibe. Ich sage, schreibe es leichter. Du gehst so schnell. Ich schreibe. Ich genieße das. Ich denke, es ist therapeutisch. Sie ist literally having a mental break.
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I said, you're fucking embarrassing me in front of Mr. Noble. You're going to sign this book. And you're going to fucking suck it up. I'll get you an Advil after. Okay? Lächeln?
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So like, I will not allow out... The chaos and the bad energy of my life to get into my bedroom. That I bring into my bedroom.
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I look over, she's bleeding, she's crying. I said, can you just use your left hand?
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We also have like 20 people there who were like, their only job is to get us to sign these books and pages were like flailing.
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Oh, und alle haben gefragt, woher du dein Tannisch hast. Und du hast gesagt, es ist echt.
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You also were peeling, which honestly was one of the more relatable moments you've ever had.
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Kim is stressed out now. So stressed. I realized something bad about myself. And tell me if I'm wrong. Okay. I realized.
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Tell me if I'm off. You're like, you're not off. I realized that if I was a man, I would have a mustache.
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Okay, ich war ein gayer Mann in meiner letzten Leben. Ja, ja. Wenn ich Crowdwork mache und da ist ein Mann mit einem Mustache in der vorderen Runde, ich lüge meine Lippen. Ich sage, was bist du für überkompensiert? Ja, was ist dein Ding? Was ist los? Und ich gehe auf sie ein, aber dann bemerke ich, wie... I'm a man with a mustache because I would be like bored.
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Because a beard is like boring. And then clean face is to try hard.
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Yeah, like the kind of mustache you'd be like, okay, that's annoying. And I'd be like, I would be that guy. And that's why I think I was a woman in this life.
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You don't talk enough about how like you realize you're the one that brought bad energy to your own function. You're sitting there alone and you were like, what's with the negative energy? And it's just me and Daphne.
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Wenn wir beide Männer wären, wären wir beste Freunde? Ich denke so.
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Du könntest auch, ich denke, du wärst in der Fashion, du hättest schöne Schuhe. Du wärst sehr interessiert.
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Du hättest eine 200 Dollar Pen. Holy fuck, Hannah. Yes, I would.
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And you would love, what do they put?
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Du wärst an einem Geburtstag an der Straße und würdest sagen, sorry, ich kann nicht an der Straße mit diesen Loafers gehen.
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Sorry, the Sierra, if I were a boy, it just started playing in my head. Because you are an artist. And that's what this pod is about. Just appreciate art. It's subjective. It is subjective. What did you write about fake quotes?
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Is it from this podcast or just saying words?
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I hate to say it, but the algorithm does better when people write a long paragraph, because people have to stop to read it, so it makes the videos do better. And then you're like a trending topic right now, because like... Oh, so people are just making shit up?
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Ja, und das ist der Grund, warum viele Dinge auf der Internetseite populär werden, weil, wenn etwas algorithmisch funktioniert, wie wenn es einen Skandal gibt, sprechen alle darüber, weil diese Videos besser funktionieren. Es ist nicht so, weil sie eigentlich ehrliche Ausgaben haben oder etwas kümmern.
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Oh mein Gott, und es kommt zu deinem Algorithmus, weil sie denken, dass du dich interessieren wirst.
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Hast du jemals ein Interview gemacht und als du lest, was du gesagt hast, bist du so, das ist nicht der Ton, den ich gemeint habe.
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Was ist los, meine Gilded Age Gigglers?
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See, I love post-apocalyptic. It's so, I don't know, it's giving recession.
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wie furchtbar die Zombies sind. Die Zombies, weil dieser spezifische Zombie ist im Grunde wie eine massive Blutinfektion, die sich weit verbreitet. Und ihre Füße sind literally wie eine Blutinfektion.
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Nein. Aber es ist lustig, weil du Musiker magst, die wunderschön sind.
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You can't put her in a box. Except if her box is out on morning TV every morning this last week. I was wearing vintage Mugler. Okay? You were. And it was worth it. It was worth it. Anything else? I think that's it. Guys, the book is out and about. She is out here in these streets. And if you've been thinking of buying it...
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your instincts are right we're the feedback has been fucking incredible and the way you guys have decorated around your house has been fucking incredible and we just love you guys so much and we do have an announcement for something new that we are dropping exactly a week from today wow i'm so excited for that i made my whole family watch did they like it Loved. I'm so excited.
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I'm actually like trying to be patient, but it's been really hard. So yeah, we have something we're dropping soon because you know what? One thing about us, we're bringing it. We're going to keep you guys fed. That's my only goal in life. Thank you for giggling with us. We love you so much. Bye.
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Throughout this audiobook, there are going to be a lot of bits. We will discuss our old bits and probably come up with some new bits. Life is basically a bunch of naps and girl dinners with bits in between. You didn't think we were going to get so philosophical, did you? And Paige didn't even hit her weed pen yet. Whenever Paige is stressed, I pretend to hit a weed pen, and that's a bit.
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Our first bit example. Wow, writing a book is hard. Pretends to hit Paige's weed pen.
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Wann auch immer du Angst hast, etwas zu tun, stopp dein Leben so ernst. Es ist nur ein bisschen. Wanna apply for a job you're unqualified for? That's a silly bit. Wanna go up to the hottest guy at the bar and speak in a British accent? That's a multicultural bit. Wanna dye your hair platinum blonde for $30 at a student hair salon in college? That's just a cute purple shampoo bit.
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If you take your life too seriously, you will be afraid to put yourself out there. Don't worry about failure, embarrassment or judgment. It's not that serious.
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Das lustigste war, dass wir um 7 Uhr aufwachen mussten und du sagst, dass Daphne dich anschaut und du sagst, dass du dich nicht bewegen sollst.
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After a couple dates, I was ready to test a bit on Dez. This bit can be used early in relationships to test a date's sense of humor and overall vibes. You have to make sure that he has paid for some dinners already and then when it's finally time to buy something cheap like coffee or a slice of pizza or a soda, you look at him with a sweet smile and say, I got this.
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When the cashier asks for your card, you give it to them and say in a distressed voice, he always makes me pay. Und dann warte ich auf die Reaktion. Dez passierte den Test und lachte. Wenn er nicht getroffen hätte, wäre ich eine einzige Mutter in einer Kolonie von Katzen. Was eigentlich nicht so schlecht klingt. Viele Leute fragen mich, wie ich engagiert wurde.
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Oder was ich gesagt habe, um ihn zu verabschieden. Well, it really was a big bit. Only weeks into the relationship, Des joked that he was going to marry me. So I joked back about what kind of ring I wanted. Every couple days, I would randomly send him links to rings. At first, this was hilarious.
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It was so out of pocket to send a man you just started dating engagement ring photos, because all those books tell you that men are petrified of being pressured into marriage.
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Before saying yes, I truly wondered, is this a bit? The truth is that it was. Life is just full of bits. And some involve a prenup.
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Ich war letzte Nacht wirklich beschäftigt, rumzuhauen und Luft zu spüren. Und ich brauche meinen vollen Schlaf. Aber alle Gigglers, die ihre Pets im Hintergrund mit ihrem Buch posten, geben mir wirklich Leben. Und ich schätze alle Nähmchen in einem guten Weg, weil ich mit den Nähmchen besessen bin. Ich bin so süß, liebe. Und dann die Rucksäcke. Einige Mädchen hier haben süße Rucksäcke.
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Wir lesen jetzt. Wir lesen, wie war die Gilded Age?
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Sie machen ihren Rucksack mit ihrer kleinen Kaffeetabelle.
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Was wir mit dem Buch verletzt haben, ist, dass es eine Kaffeetabelle ist, die lustig ist. Was machen andere Kaffeetabellen, die dich lachen? Die meisten geben mir FOMO. Ich wünschte, ich wäre auf der Amalfi-Küste.
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Ich hatte Spaß auf Good Morning America. Es ist so lustig. Ich habe so viel Spaß, wenn du nicht. Da ist ein Pattern hier. Ich bin auf Good Morning America gestanden. Melinda Gates waved at us. We have no idea who she is, but we're like, what a sweet, sweet woman. We like her vibe. We wave back. And then I see Gino, who just won UConn's Women's Basketball NCAA Championship.
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So I'm like, Gino, I love you. You're like, who are you yelling at?
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I was like, who is that? Dann war Michael Strahan da und ich habe gesagt, wir lieben dich, Michael.
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Ja, ihr habt gossipiert. Ich sehe Michael Strahan und ich sage, Michael, ich bin besessen mit dir. Er schlägt weg, aber dann habe ich gemerkt, von der anderen Kamera, er sagt, ich liebe euch auch. Also ich hatte Freunde mit jedem an dem Tag. Du warst wirklich. Und das hat mich wirklich glücklich gemacht. Und dann haben wir die Gigglers getroffen.
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Es hat so Spaß gemacht, dass eine Frau sagte, kann ich den Wurm in Barnes & Nobles machen? Und Barnes & Nobles ist wie,
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No, people thought there was a Sephora sale going on at Barnes & Noble.
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Girls with taste and who are in the know and well-read.
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Weißt du, ich habe früher in der Mitte der Stadt nach der Schule in Barnes & Nobles gehangen. Das ist so, was die Kinder gemacht haben. Keine Ahnung. Du sitzt zwischen den Eilen und bekommst ein Magazin.
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Und es war nicht wie in einem Mall. Es war nur ein random Barnes & Noble auf der Kante. Aber dann kriegst du einen Starbucks. Was war besser als das? Was war besser als dein $8 Starbucks und du hast immer den schlechtesten, den du sofort in die Arme schütteln wirst. Aber du bist so, ja, ich habe den Vanilla-Strawberry-Extra-Fudge-Dessert.
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um zu viel zu viele Fragen, ja, was zur Hölle, es ist ein Montag, das war verrückt, ich dachte, du sprichst über die TV-Show, ich war es, aber ich wollte unseren Buch referieren, dass die Mädchen lesen, als ob es die einzige andere Aktivität ist, die Mädchen lesen, als ob das Internet raus ist,
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No, New York was crazy. And we were allowed to do anything except drive. And to this day, I can't drive. I realize there's a lot of New Yorkers that can't drive. Me, Ashley Gavin, who's a comedian. Michael Che can't. I think we have to all unite. Because I'm past the point of getting my driver's license. I now have an emotional blockage. Actually, this is a PSA.
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Are there any gigglers that work at the DMV? Because I don't want you to cheat for me, but I just need you to hold my hand.
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Don't tell anyone I said this. This is between us. But I just want a giggler in the vicinity while I do it to make me feel calmer. Because I feel like when I get in the car with them, they're rooting against you. Und ich mag diese Energie nicht.
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Weißt du? Ich will nicht lachen, aber ich würde dir ein bisschen Unterstützung geben.
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My parents are in Long Island, if I want to see them. Also if I have children and I want them to go to soccer practice, I need it.
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No one talks about it. No one talks about it.
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Shout out to all the people who have their license right now. But like, like my grandpa. Didn't want to bring him up. My grandpa was 92 out here in these streets, wiling. Like I was going to report that man.
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There's people who should not have licenses that have licenses. Totally. And for people who remember the past, I did pass it at one point, except I hit the curb at the end and my dad didn't approve. Whatever. Long story short, it expired. But I do think... dass ich wirklich schlechte Angst habe. Und ich erwarte, dass ich mich verletze. Ich habe kein positives Selbstvertrauen damit.
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Und ich weiß nicht, was ich tun soll, aber ich denke, dass ich es dieses Sommer bekommen muss.
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Okay, so in College in Wisconsin, where everyone drives, my teammate got out of the car to drop something off and I was just sitting in the car and a cop pulled over and was like, hey, you have to move your vehicle.
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Ich kann es nicht. Und er war so, warum? Und ich war so, ich, ich, ich, aber ich war so überrascht, es zu sagen. Und wir hatten dieses sehr, ich dachte, ich werde verhaftet. Ich war so, ich bin ein Baby. Ja, ich weiß, literally. Das ist, was du gesagt hast. Du warst so, ich kann es nicht. Ich bin ein kleines Baby. Ich weiß es nicht. Und dann habe ich einmal meinen Permit bekommen.
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Und ich war mit einem Haufen von wichtigen Eltern. Und sie brauchten mich, um etwas zu fahren. Und ich habe so verachtet, dass ich fahren könnte. Aber ich war so Angst. Und hast du gefahren? Ja, aber es war Shelter Island, also gibt es nicht nur einen Stoplight.
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Ja, ich könnte es machen, aber wenn du sagst, okay, Hannah, wenn du diesen Parallelpark verpasst, wird jeder in deiner Familie sterben. Meine ganze Familie ist tot. Sie sind weg.
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Wait, so technically... You don't even have to do it. You could be like, just deduct the points. I didn't hit the curb because I didn't move the car. Can we move on?
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I shouldn't be trying to get around it. This is not good. I will learn, but I have to take lessons. So that's also... You guys, your ego is not your amigo. No. And that's where I'm at right now.
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I'm fighting the good fight emotionally.
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Ja, sie hat die beste Stimme jemals.
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My mom thanked me the other day for putting her on my grid. She was like, that was really sweet of you. I was like, oh my God, I'm obsessed with you guys.
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The aesthetic. Okay. Wait, speaking of grids, what do you think about Instagram changing the length of the photo?
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it threw me and everything's like shifted to the left.
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And then social media is like going through it right now. Social media is like mercury and retrograde. They're like trying to figure out their path.
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Wait for the longest. I couldn't put music on my grid or my stories. I just got it fixed right before radio city. Thank God.
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Yeah, I went old school rap Cameron.
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You're like, it was too loud up here. Yeah, I was like, there's so much noise in my brain. I couldn't actually think about listening to someone else.
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Is this getting you guys pumped up? I was like, actually.
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I told someone, they were like, oh, what's, like, your walkout song? And I was like, actually, it's, like, ASAP Rocky, like,
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fucking problems and they were like problems they were like wait really like i would have thought you guys would have had something like poppier like girlier like a female rapper and i was like i don't know it was the first ever song from the very first live we ever did and we've never changed it because it is just such a fucking vibe
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And I feel like when we're walking out, it's like we're saying to the girls in the crowd, like, you're a bad bitch. Yes.
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Yeah, no, I've taken that. Whatever. ASAP Rocky is married. He's a girl's girl. One of the most feminist bitches on the planet who is like an icon runs shit. So like if he if anyone knows it's him.
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Chain me with a new bezel. You know what's crazy is, like, I can't, I have zero rhythm. I can't even dance.
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Every now and then if it hits me, I can do it. But if I think about it too much, I can't.
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Yeah. That's the energy I want to give. I want you to wonder, is she a good dancer or not?
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Hello? Hello? Ashley Simpson has been that bitch. She will always be that bitch. Be that bitch. She... One of the one things I love about Ashley Simpson is that, like, had a career. Awesome. Amazing. Everyone loved her. And then she was just like, fuck it. I'm getting married and, like, having kids and doing whatever the fuck I want. And, like, loves her husband. She got so much backlash. So much.
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People just wanted to hate on her because one, they were mad that she like got a career from her sister, which like if you're the older sister and you're a megastar, what the fuck else are you going to do but help your sister out?
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and way different anger and badass and baggy jeans and and grunge and like it was so great two things that stick in my head about like that time of life is ashley simpson getting berated from snl and them calling jessica simpson fat when she was a size six jessica simpson is getting separated from her husband it's breakup season so is jessica alba so is kaya gerber So is Rachel from The Bachelor.
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A silent H? Get the fuck out of here. No. I don't do silent H's. Quick.
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Something's in the air and women are like, hey, you know what? No. Gary, can you get me a water? And an oxygen tank. And an oxygen mask.
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okay no like i want to be wrapped in my sweatpants in a fur blanket with my fuzzy socks and if you're also under my same blanket i'm gonna get hot and i don't want to get hot you know like i've i have the perfect temperature right now get your freaking sweaty balls away from me do you know in certain other countries and cultures partners have their own duvets and that's nice
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Highlights of Radio City.
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I'm so down to have separate bedrooms with my husband, but like sleep in the same bed at night. Like I'm so down to go to his bedroom at night and sleep and then like keep my room pristine and like my stuff. Yeah.
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Okay. Or you start. My favorite moment by far beyond it doesn't compare to anything is when me and you by ourselves walked out onto the stage at like five o'clock before any before the doors opened. I
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i think that should be more normalized like we have separate rooms but like if we want to sleep in the same bed every night like we can but like i'm gonna go back to my room in the morning also like i feel like that sounds like spicy like yes you know like miss me do you want to sleep with me tonight and it's like i don't know we'll see i might come in later yeah like like i'm gonna watch my shows first and then like maybe i'll come in like you can like change your pajamas be a whole new bitch
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Or you can lock the door and put a chair in front of it and say, bend for your fucking self.
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No. I mean, give a girl an Oscar. No, it's so fun to, like, have a little...
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Yeah, will they, won't they?
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Let's talk about the Molly Mae. Let's get to it.
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Yeah. And I'm a fan, but I knew that we were going to discuss the way I loved her prior to this documentary. There's something. Here's the thing. What do you think is the Molly Mae effect? Here's what I'm going to say. When you see certain people on TV or on Instagram or on TikTok and you see these influencers, there are a handful there.
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Now, there's a lot of people that can get a lot of followers, go viral, say something crazy, get a little like traction. There are a handful of people that when you see them on a screen, you feel it in your soul of like they have something. Like they have some it factor. They have some type of star quality.
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You can't pinpoint it, but you're like they make me feel a different way than just like scrolling all these influencers. Molly Mae is one of those people where she just has this spark, this like – she's a star type of thing. Like when she appeared on the screen on Love Island, I didn't know that she was like a famous influencer in England.
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I instantly start crying which is so not I got so overwhelmed by looking out into like the empty crowd and standing on that stage that I instantly couldn't hold it in and Paige never cries so I was like that meme where like you're holding like a broom and you start tapping your friend to be like are you feeling like and then I was like hugging you but then I was like does she need space like
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She had had some, she had followers, but she was nowhere as famous as she is now. When she walked into that villa, I was like, she's a star. I don't give a fuck about any other girl in this house, but her. And she was full blonde. And that's usually not my type. And I was like, I love her.
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Look, we tried. We tried to stay in our own lane. People didn't know we were trying. I said, let's learn some English slang.
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No, we don't have the same. OK, we don't have the same like favorite celebrities and we don't have the same like favorite male celebrities.
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Hannah, no, we haven't. Like, actually, I specifically remember one time meeting someone and you being like, oh, my God, I'm so obsessed. And me being like, I feel like they don't really like me. Or like someone comes up to me and you're like, oh, my God, Paige, we love you. And you're like, OK, well, that was weird. I'm standing right here. Like that does happen to us a lot, I feel like.
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After we did our beta blocker episode and after we did like our breakup episode, I had so many girls saying like the nicest things to me. And they were like, no, you truly don't understand. Like, I feel really seen with the things you said. Molly Mae said so many things during that documentary that I was just like, holy shit. Like, I feel so fucking seen.
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Like, yeah, I fucking knew that wasn't my fault. Like, that is...
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no my grid is like so wait are you telling me you think people don't follow me because they see my grid and they're like oh what pages don't i didn't know that the grid no i'll follow a bitch in fucking siberia if i'm like damn her grid is aesthetic what makes it like just like similar colors It makes me happy. Like, it's just, like, looking at it makes me happy.
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It just has to be, like, equal parts cohesive, but equal parts different and cool. And, like, it's honestly a lot of pressure. Like, I really felt for Molly Mae. I was, like, no, I get it. Like, your grid is so important. It's also our creative outlet. Like, it's what we see in our brain. Mm-hmm.
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And then to put out into the world of like, I think this picture looks really cool next to this picture. And like this outfit compliments this outfit. And like I'm wearing red in this outfit and like a little bit of red in that one. So I'm going to put those pictures near each other because it looks pretty. It's all about like matching.
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You had one trip and you're like, life is so difficult. I think it's also for us, like I feel like, not to sound like sappy or whatever, I feel like when we started Giggly Squad, even up until we started our tour, there was so much noise about like,
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That's how I felt after my panic attack at Giggly. I was like, everyone hates this show. They're never going to come. They think I'm bad at this. Like, you really are in your own head.
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Here's one thing I do want to point out that I found so So empowered. I don't even know. Whatever. Just like a fucking man. She was hitting the pinnacle of her career. Something she had been working on for three years. No one even knew she was coming out with a fashion line. It's literally about to drop within those couple of months. She's so stressed about it.
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She's been working on it for so long. Just like a fucking man to come in, fuck up her whole mental health. She's now got to deal with
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with him and his fucking problems while simultaneously dealing with like launching this that she's been thinking about since she was a fucking child and he just ruined it he ruined it for her i think about it all the time not that this is related whatsoever but when i watch the um who are they
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Logan Paul. What's his name? Yeah, Jake Paul. Jake Paul, the one that fought Mike Tyson. When I was watching his documentary, obviously, like, his girlfriend was in it because it was, like, whatever.
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When men do a documentary about something that they're like, it's their career, their girlfriend or significant other or whatever is always in the documentary about how much she supported him and how much like, what did she give up so that he could do that? Or like, how did it impact her fucking day? Never touch on her fucking life. And that girl's like a professional skier or something.
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Yeah, that girl's a professional fucking athlete. Never touched on it. Didn't give a fuck.
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we're here like when it's but when it's a woman it's so if that was a man if if jake or whatever the fuck his name is was doing his about to do that fight and his girlfriend went and fucked up his mental health or like cheated on him or did something they'd be like you are the devil how could you not fucking support him but when it's a woman and she's putting out a clothing line and a man wants to come in and act like it's not that big a deal like i'm gonna hit you with some like
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oh giggly squad is stupid and like what do they even do and like oh they just like talk to each other and they think they're so cool and like okay that's literally just for men but continue no that's no that's what i mean like to have someone in your ear constantly of being like oh what is this tour and like i mean like do you really think you're gonna like blah blah blah whatever to stand in that moment and just be like
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Real fucked up emotional shit. No one says anything. No one says anything. Why is Tommy not getting so much fucking hate right now for like, you ruined her launch. You literally ruined it. I don't know, but I'd like to. Unless they're back together and that's a decision that she made and I support her.
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One time my mom said to me, I think you would live a fine life. Do you want to live a fine life? Kim, come on.
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see i know when that happens to me when like i'm not genuinely an awkward person but when i start being really awkward and like clumsy i'm like oh my body doesn't like where we are or like what we're doing like i well yeah you almost your body starts to like fall apart and your brain and body are like you're not it's out being out of alignment
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
No, but I'm just so obsessed with Molly Mae. I think she she also just seems so sweet and genuine and like works really hard. And, you know, and one of the other thing she didn't say a bad fucking thing about him. She did not say... She did not drag this man. She could have... She probably has got stories for days. The only thing she said that I was just like, wow.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Suck my dick. We're so Sicilian. We're so Sicilian. We're so Sicilian. You used Jojo Siwa karma.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
When she said, Tommy doesn't have a drinking problem, but when he drinks, there are problems. And I begged him not to drink at my sister's wedding. Oof. Like, that...
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
oh my god you must have been holding that in for so long and the shit that you probably dealt with behind closed doors to make sure that this man didn't get bad press or like because people would have inevitably came at you too and you want to know what if he did do some fucked up shit drinking the press would have just been like molly you're stupid for staying with him but but then when you don't support it it's like oh my god you couldn't like work through it you couldn't help
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
And I think that like our generation was kind of fed. Oh, a drinking problem is you wake up every day. Your body can't function if there's not alcohol inside of it. I've met a ton of alcoholics that can go five days without drinking. But the minute they pick up a drink, it's absolute mayhem. And I'm going to be honest. He probably did so much shit to her that she never got over it.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
And then it's like it's in the public being like all the hate is going to her where she's probably sitting home being like, you don't fucking if you knew half the shit this man has done to me. Like, it's crazy. I just feel bad for her.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
I'm going to let's take back the meaning of like holding grudges. You know what? If you did something fucked up to me two years ago and I never got over it, that's not my fault. That's literally not my fault. You did something so insanely fucked up that like I wouldn't be able to get it out of my head unless I had a fucking lobotomy. So every time I look at you, I fucking think of it.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
So I actually I know Molly. Molly May said in the documentary, like, I'm trying to get through all of this in the hopes that me and Tommy get back together. And like, I want her to get whatever she wants. I really pray that she does not get back with him. I hope she co-parents that beautiful baby with him. And I hope she meets someone who supports the fuck out of her.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
And like also, Tommy, you're not your brother. Like you don't have the career your brother does. Your your wife makes more money than you. Maybe sit and chill for a fucking second.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
He ruined, he ruined what you've worked your whole life for. He tried to ruin it. He tried to ruin it. And I think as women, we sit back and we're like, he didn't mean to. He didn't know like what he was saying. He like and we make such excuses. He knew what he was doing. He wanted to ruin it for you. He had no regard.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
That's why he got drunk at your sister's wedding, like and fucked up whatever he fucked up.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
like he didn't care that you were about to go through all this turmoil simultaneously with the launch of your brand he didn't give a shit you're it is so interesting though if the roles were reversed if he would never take her back never and if the roles were reversed and he was like coming out with some big thing and she went and like was it seen in a nightclub everyone be like you're a whore how are you outside how are you doing like it's the double standard is crazy
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Yeah, he embarrassed you. He embarrassed you. And then you had to pick up the pieces. That's the thing. When a man embarrasses you and then you still get blamed and then you also have to pick up the pieces and fix it. Fuck you. Like, I'll never forget it.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
So look, we're not Team Tommy right now. No, I'm just not. I'm Molly Mae all the way.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
No, my enemies have been working fucking overtime. I actually don't know where they find me hours. I make TikToks back. Why don't you take a breather? Take a fucking minute, bitch.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Wait, can I tell you something? I feel like in terms of dating, I truly feel, and this is, like, just based off my own, like, experiences and, like, say whatever you want. I truly feel like women do show you who they are from the jump. And that's why men, like... fall for them where like I feel like you don't really truly see who a man is until like three to six months in and then you're in it.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
And then you're fucking in it and you're like, wait, did I miscalculate? Because I told him what I was like and he was down. And he was showing you something. Yeah, and now all of a sudden you've completely changed.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Honestly, my biggest example of that is like I started dating someone and I was already on reality TV. And then like halfway through, they were like, why do you do reality TV? And I'm like, wait, what? Like you started dating me knowing this. Like I told you what I do, who I am. I presented that to you and you're like, fuck, yeah, I love it. And then halfway in, you're like, I don't love it.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Change it. And it's like, that's crazy, though.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
I don't have a drinking problem, but like doing the most fucked up shit is crazy behavior. And I do have to say like.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Women are fixers. Women are fixers. I've dated multiple addicts because I'm like, I'll help you. And I've, and I've, I've done it.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Yeah. No, I'm definitely a fixer and I like someone come in and fix me. How about that?
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
No, I mean, I've only been single for a couple months, but, like, already, just in terms of, like, my single life, like, my own, like, personal life, like, I never wanted to work out. Obviously, like, you want to work out because you want to, like, be hot or, like, whatever. I never wanted to work out because I didn't – I feel like I literally didn't care –
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
about my body like i didn't care if i was healthy i didn't care if i was strong and then when i was like single i was like oh no like i have to like stay alive you know and so just like yourself in these streets yeah certain things that i was like i'll never be able to do that like that's so not me i'll never be able to get into that routine random like just naturally came really natural like i've been working out three times a week and it like i haven't even thought about it like
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
I don't know. It was just very empowering for like my own self to see like, oh, I thought I'd never be able to quit that. Or I thought I'd never be able to like start that up. And so then when you're doing it naturally, you're like, wait, I'm way stronger than I was giving myself credit for. I was literally gaslighting myself.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Right. Like it really is true. Like filling up someone else's cup and then like not filling yours. It really drains you.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
yeah no the shakes i get during pilates is crazy the exorcism of your body and then they keep using all these words like pelvis which i i thought was a made-up thing when they say internal rotation i'm like what the fuck does that mean bitch like what are you like they're like internally rotate your hip i'm like how the fuck
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Here's why I have a small circle of friends. And it's because I truly don't believe that anyone like gets me as a person. Some of the information these bitches were putting out, you'd have to waterboard out of me.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
no pilates is really truly actually the only thing that helps my back problems because i think i have back problems because i literally my back was not strong enough so i would like hunch over and like it would just like hurt so bad and so i truly feel like it's the only thing that like builds muscle in my fucking shoulders in your prenuvo scan did you have anything going on with your spine i didn't
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Well, you're an athlete. You're an athlete. So you probably have so many old injuries that like.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
No, I have upper back problems. So actually, we're killing two birds with one stone.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Do yourself a favor. Book a fucking Pilates class, pet your cat, and shake it off. Okay, Taylor Swift. Literally, I want to go do Pilates with Molly Mae and be like, Let's find you a man, honey. Shout out Molly Mae.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
No, I truly felt, I actually felt closer to the Gigglers when I watched it because like, obviously like when girls DM me and they're like, you, you know, really made us feel seen. I can, I can appreciate it to a point because I'm like, oh, like that makes me feel so good that my words helped you. Molly Mae's words helped me. So I was like, oh my God, I fucking love you.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
love the gigglers like i know exactly how you feel like all i wanted to do was like text molly may and be like you don't understand like that helped me so much like i thought i was a raging bitch sometimes but really it was like no you were fucking up my shit like move molly when you were complaining about your grid and the pressure of your grid it really changed my life no it did i was in a really dark place then you talked about your grid stressing you out and now i feel these
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
No, when she was like, I take a thousand pictures and I delete all of them. I'm like, it's my favorite hobby.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
When are you going to Alabama?
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Thank you for coming to Radio City. You guys are the fucking best. Yes.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
You know, the Sebastian Maniscalco skit where like his I think it's the name of one of his specials where he's just like, aren't you embarrassed? Like when people were crying and then it came back, I was like, aren't you embarrassed?
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
No, I started when it came back. I actually felt like, oh, my God, I'm like trapped by social media. Like even if you get away from it, it's like it's people are still on there. Yes.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Oh, yeah. I saw a bunch of women being like, decided to get to know my husband last night.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
No, there was a moment when like that Sunday when I was like, oh, it's going down tonight that I was like, maybe I'll start puzzling. Maybe I'll get a hobby.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
I also really like the design. Super soft silicone that fits my ears perfectly, especially when I'm sleeping on my side. They're super comfortable and I can't feel a thing. And I can't stop talking about the battery life. I can go multiple nights on a single charge. That's up to 80 hours in sleep mode and 55 hours in Bluetooth mode.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
And yeah, I mean, that part is like I'm so happy for like the small business people who have like their whole lives have changed like that's. But they're hustlers, so they would have hustled somewhere else. They would have figured it out. If you started a small business and were able to quit your corporate job and live, you're a fucking hustler, and I'm proud of you.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
No, I felt like we all made it.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
So many girls in the front were saying comments that then I repeated into the microphone because it was fucking hilarious.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
No, it's so crazy. One girl posted and it really just, I just felt like such a feminist icon. It made me so proud of us. She was like, Giggly Squad is proof that women do not dress for men. There is not a man in sight at Giggly Squad unless he is a taken boyfriend. And if that's the case, we're not fucking looking at him. So the girls coming in their outfits, I was just so proud to be a girl.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Also, New York City. The girls can dress, honey. Like, they looked so fucking good.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
No, the ties and, like, the bows, it was just... You know where you are. It was a perfect synergy. Radio City truly felt like the new house of Scientology, you know?
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
yeah no we had we started a cult we low-key started a cult joel olstein for hot girls it's crazy we started on instagram live with like 3 000 girls see that's why when people be talking shit about instagram i'm like look we put some respect on it put some respect on instagram lives during covid for keeping us afloat during our dark dark what a time to be alive that was
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
No, I feel like the empowerment when you leave a Giggly Squad show, you're like, I can fucking do anything. Like, I truly feel like the next president of the United States was in the crowd, you know? And she was wearing a tie.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
the gigglers in the male bathroom and then there'd be like a dude in the bathroom and they literally beat his ass to be like get out of here it's for the girl one of my one of my girlfriends came to the show and her boyfriend after the show was like you know i was in the men's bathroom and i was uncomfortable should i not be in there i was like no Get the fuck out of there. Hold it.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
He was like, the line was crazy. I'm like, well, that's where we make friends. Okay.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Two things are happening. He didn't mean to. It was a butt dial or your entire family is dead. So I was worried.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Can I add that we literally set up a play date with our dads and I felt like I felt like your dad. I feel like my dad was being like, can I have a sleepover with Danny or like, is that OK? You know, like when my dad heard that your dad wasn't coming to Radio City, my dad's whole night was ruined. He was like, wait, what?
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Well, I know what's so funny is my dad doesn't have an email address. see that's the energy I was getting that's the energy my dad gives the energy my father gives is I don't know ask him like why the fuck would I have an email address why are all moms so much better with technology than dads
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
Because women put in the time. They put in the time to learn what they don't know.
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Giggling about radio city, Molly-Mae, and anti-cuffing season
No, we truly have the epitome of girl dads.
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Giggling about chaos goblins, jelly sandals, and double dates
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Giggling about chaos goblins, jelly sandals, and double dates
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Giggling about chaos goblins, jelly sandals, and double dates
Sie ist wie, wir sind auf Episode 4, Baby.
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Giggling about chaos goblins, jelly sandals, and double dates
At PwC we don't just deliver ideas, we make them work. With the expertise and tech you need to outthink and outperform. And we work with you, alongside you, from start to finish. So you can stay ahead. So you can protect what you built. So you can create new value. We build for what's next. So you can get there now. PwC. So you can.
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Giggling about chaos goblins, jelly sandals, and double dates
PwC refers to the PwC network and all one or more of its member firms, each of which is a separate legal entity.
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Giggling about chaos goblins, jelly sandals, and double dates
At PwC, we bring the power of a global network grounded in local know-how. From shifting regulations to fast-moving tech, we deliver tailored solutions that work everywhere you do. So you can stay ahead. So you can protect what you built. So you can create new value. We build for what's next. So you can get there now. PwC, so you can.
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Giggling about chaos goblins, jelly sandals, and double dates
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I'm getting my kids ready for school and also making beautiful parfaits. Yes. And this is what I do.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
My only gripe with Megan, and it's not really even a gripe, it's I can't stand when she calls Harry H. Because I just feel like that... Okay. I'm not like... Oh mein Gott, es war nicht erwartet. Ich werde hier für den Rest der Stunde sein.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Weil hier ist das, was mich verärgert. Und es ist die Logistik davon. Ja. Ein Nickname soll einfacher sein zu sagen, als der echte Name der Person. The name Harry is like quite literally I feel like one of the easiest names. Rolls off the tongue. Rolls off the tongue. To say H I feel like is harder on your mouth. Can you call me H from now on? In
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
And then in change does not make it like an easier nickname.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I think there's a vintage heel here.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Ich denke einfach, habe ich jemals mit jedem Freund jemals nahe gewesen? Ich habe sie niemals einen Nachnamen genannt.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Ich bin einfach... Weißt du was, ich habe eigentlich noch andere Wörter, du verdammter Arschloch. Wie ist das für ein Nickname, Baby?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
When I felt a warm touch at night? Nothing based off their own name. Yeah, it would be generic. It would be something that happened or something like... I like calling them what a pimp would call his girls.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I actually like my name being used.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
No, like literally just... Something really like, were you trying to like make love? Like, why don't you chill the fuck out?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
But we actually are similar. We have names that like you can't shorten. I know. Like there is no nickname for our names. Yeah. So it's like... Aber hier ist die Sache, mein Name, und ich habe das seit Jahren gesagt und niemand hat es jemals mit mir verabschiedet. Oder ich sehe, wo du herkommst.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Wenn du meinen Namen schnell nennst, Paige, kann es auch klingen, als ob du das Wort Bitch schnell nennst. Es klingt wie Paige. Because I've been in so many situations where I'm like, did you just call me a bitch? And they're like, I said Paige. And I'm like, I don't think you did.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I thought you were going to say Dan, but that would have been crazy. God, no. I'm definitely in my single era and one thing I've heard about dating is that like it is just hard out there. This year let's focus on finding people who like what you like and want what you want. And discover it on Bumble. I don't want to spend my time matching with lots of people.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I want to spend my time with people I'm compatible with. Und das ist, wo Bumbles freies Discover-Feature in den Sinn kommt. Es ist ein Feature, das die Heftung für dich macht. Discover bringt zusammen eine bestimmte Mischung von Leuten, die deine Intentionen und Interessen zusammenbringen. Alle in einem Ort.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Also, ob du einen Freund von Foodie suchst, oder du willst jemanden, der Filme liebt, du willst all die Tage in Filmen gehen, oder du willst all die Nacht in Restaurants gehen. Discover ist eine personalisierte Seite, basierend auf deinen vorherigen Spielen und einzigen Profilen. Das ist extrem wichtig in einer Beziehung. Und lasst uns es einfach so aus dem Anfang herausfinden.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
No, literally Netflix was like... You've caught us. We're out of shit for you.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Wollt ihr die gleichen Dinge? Ihr könnt die Feature in eurer Bumble App auswählen, um eure kompatiblen Beziehungen zu sehen. Es wird täglich für euch gekürzt. And let's be honest, dating is just more fun when you're connecting over something you actually care about. Like if you don't get my movie references, then I'm sorry. It's just like not going to work out.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
And the best relationships, whether it's dating, friendship or something in between, start with a shared vibe and something that you have in common. So if you haven't checked out Discover yet, Tap it, see who's waiting for you and you can thank me later. Try Discover on Bumble now.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Are you ever binging? You're doing a full rock day. You've been there for eight hours and you're like, I have nothing else to watch. Do you ever feel like, I can't watch old stuff. If it's not new, I'm like... I'll be hanging out with someone and they'll be like, let's throw on, what's your favorite movie? Unless it's new, I'm not watching it.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017 My mom will always call me and I'm like, okay, gotta go, I'm gonna watch my shows. And she's like, what shows? And I'm like, you don't know them. She's like, that's why I'm asking.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Literally, my boyfriend, Brandon Skalner, which, no. Get his name. Yeah, what is his name? Skalardner. I said it wrong on the part. On the pod. I heard like a... Ornden Skelner. Skelner. He has a girlfriend. Like just got one?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Once I saw a girlfriend, I honestly didn't look into it.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
No, I was like, wow, what interesting timing. We haven't heard one thing about a girlfriend. I say one goddamn word and it's like a whole article. Hell, I met my girlfriend on Tinder. I was like, oh, fuck off. Tinder? I don't know, I made that up. It could have been something totally different.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Nein. Hier ist das verrückte Teil. Früher, als sie verhaftet wurde, hatte ich nie... Ich bin keine YouTube-Girl. Ich kenne keine Leute, die auf YouTube groß sind. Und ich kenne keine Familien, die auf YouTube groß sind. Aber auf meinem TikTok-Algorithmus, vor ein paar Monaten, als sie verhaftet wurde, habe ich viele ihrer Videos gefangen.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Und die Leute waren so, oh, das ist eine wirklich interessante Taktik als Mutter. Und die Kommentare wären so, nein, sie ist für Jahre verrückt. Oder ich habe sie für was auch immer geschaut. Nein, sie ist einfach ein hartes Liebesleben, was auch immer. Also ich habe sie immer bekommen. Also ich wusste, wer sie waren. Und dann wurde sie verabschiedet. Also ich war so in es und besessen.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Listening to him tell the story, I was just like, you're a freak. Let's call this what it is. You're not normal either, sir. If anything. Scariest one here, okay? This is terrifying. Hide like a normal person who should be ashamed. Slip into the night, my guy. Like, I also... You should be arrested, too.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
and just it's a complicated tale of abuse it's so crazy and you know like when I was watching it one of the things was like I was like oh my god I feel so bad for the younger kids like they got the brunt of her like psychosis craziness but then I was like wait I actually feel the worst for the older kids because they could remember what their mom was like normal and like the oldest daughter like had like like
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
started crying about something obviously but she just said like this is not my mom like this is not the mom I grew up with so that alone like imagine one day your mom just like isn't who she's been her whole life and you're just like wait what
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I'll keep filming my kid. No, I said that Daphne was never going to be on Instagram two days in. I'm like, she's a runway model. She's a DSW Brandy in stores.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Well, because think about all those years ago, like when kids started, like Shirley Temple. Yes. Like starting and making money.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Ich glaube, ich habe es gehört. Ich konnte dir keine Fakten geben.
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I'm gonna be so honest. A couple days ago, I get a call and they're like, Daphne booked a pretty big campaign. And I was like, oh my god, this is so crazy. I feel like Abby Lee Miller, one of my dancers, is a star. And I said to my agent on the phone, I said, do I have to create her an LLC? Like, I don't want to take... I'm like, how are we getting paid for this?
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And my agent was like, no, it's an animal. The money can go to you, Paige. I was like, oh, okay.
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Das ist lustig und nicht wahr, aber lustig. Diese Typen von Menschen, ich will sie schießen. They didn't ask to be there. Donate to charity though.
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Du wolltest nur Zeitgeist sagen, weil du Glasses trägst.
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Wenn mein Vater ein Billionär war und er gestorben ist, und er hat alles zur Charite gelegt, dann bin ich auf dieser Charite aufgewachsen. Suddenly, I need charity. Suddenly, the name of the charity is called Page to Sorbo. No, that, I just like never understand that. It's like, okay, yeah, donate some to charity, amazing. But to not give any to your children, I can't.
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I want my child to not even know... a thing like literally not a thing i don't want them to struggle for a minute um yeah no i mean i do i want them to build character but anyway but like i like that i feel like that is why you work hard though it's like oh i want to give you a better life than i had speaking of kids going through adversity
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I was the queen of taking a break. The pencil sharpener wasn't enough for me. I was like, oh, still too stimulating. You guys are all here. I was at the nurse's office. The nurse knew me.
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I'm not your fucking nurse anymore. I'd walk into the nurse's office and she'd say, what is it today, Paige? I'd say, well... I don't know.
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No, I'd literally go to the nurse's office and the nurse would say, why don't we just call your mom, talk to her for a few minutes and see how you feel. Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
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I'm squirming like a little eel.
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Damn, a rough day to be that other actress.
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Imagine it's like your breakout role and you just hear some Gen Z girl go, sorry, I forgot her name.
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Willst du wissen, wie das letzte Mal mir das passiert ist? Ich habe einen Katzen bekommen. So watch out.
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Oh, well, you've done it to yourself.
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After the fact, after the class, you're like, let me follow up with her?
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Is she gonna be okay to be in the class by herself?
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Do you think that people at Google are ever like...
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Honestly, it made so much of a difference. You literally, and here's the thing about when you hurt yourself, you don't realize it until that moment that you're getting older and that you don't bounce back until you're not bouncing back.
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Yeah, and you get frustrated at yourself. You're like, no, be healed now. Nein, hundert Prozent. Selbst wenn ich auf Pilates gehe, wie diese Woche, habe ich in den letzten Jahren am heiligsten gegessen. Und dann ging ich auf Pilates und ich schaute in die Kamera und ich war so, wo sind die Ergebnisse?
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Sorry for my long pause. I'm trying to think of how to even word this. So unless you google it afterward to find out the actual meaning, you're gonna think it's the worst movie ever? Yeah.
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Das ist verrückt. Und ich konnte nicht sagen, ob sie meinen Beinen süß oder nicht gedacht haben.
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No, Hannah, you're stronger. You are so strong, because if someone asked me, a man specifically, said, what do you do for your calf workouts?
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Männer werden immer so seltsam kompetent mit dir. Was ist das? Ich frage mich, ob es nur die Energie ist, die du sofort abgibst.
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Wow. I will say no one's ever come up to me and said like, hey, our kids might be athletic. If anything, they're like, I think you'll have a gay son.
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Don't talk about my unborn gay son because he's fabulous.
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I don't know. Du willst es so schlecht. Ich denke, wenn ich alle Jungs hätte, dann würde ich tatsächlich so viele Tage in der Reihe in der Kirche gehen und sagen, was habe ich, wo habe ich mich verletzt? Und wenn einer von ihnen nicht gay ist, dann ist Gott wirklich versuchen, mir etwas zu erlernen.
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Das ist der Pinnacle von... Wenn du dir einen Mädchen vorstellst, der ihren Sohn aus der Praxis holt... Und ihr Sohn heißt Tanner, Tucker... Irgendwas verrücktes.
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Und das Wetter ist nicht für eine Beanie anwendbar, aber sie trägt eine Beanie. Es ist Teil deines Ausdrucks, weil es Sommer ist. Es ist Teil ihres Allures. Ja. Und sie gibt einfach ihren ältesten, Trenton. Sie liebt ihn am meisten und alle wissen, dass sie ihn am liebsten liebt. Und sie schreibt ihm Noten in seinem Lunchbox, dass niemand dich immer lieben wird, wie deine Mutter dich liebt.
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Seine kleine Freundin, sie bezeichnet sie als kleine Freundin, weißt du? Und sie will auch ihn nicht lieben. Ja.
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Is the ending kind of like a Sopranos ending where people were pissed? No, the ending is incredible.
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Honestly Daphne did something over the weekend with a dog. So Daphne was in the same vicinity as a dog this weekend and I was really nervous about it so I was like oh I'm gonna put gates up and like she can't I don't need her anywhere near this dog. Obviously in true like cat fashion. I turned my head for a minute and I'm like where the fuck's the cat?
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I see her standing on like a thing of stairs, staring at this dog. This dog is backed up into a corner crying, okay? Daphne's literally like far away from him too. Like maybe like 30 feet away from this dog. She's just sitting on the stairs, looking at this dog, licking her paw. Just being like- Unfazed. Unfazed, like this is my house now, bitch. Like I don't. And in that moment, I was like,
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You're my biological daughter. You don't give a fuck about a boy. That's my baby. So the thought of watching my daughter do something that's against the patriarchy. No, it's too powerful.
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She literally looked at the dog. I almost felt like she looked at the dog, looked at me and was like, okay. That was the energy she was giving to me.
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Yeah, they were like, if you guys don't leave us anything after you die.
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Jessica Simpson. Oh, I forgot she was getting a divorce.
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This is how I wake up in the morning. Oh, everything I thought was actually a lie. So, let me rework it.
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No, I have it burned in my brain, the outfit she was wearing. Denim, flared jeans with a leopard belt and a white t-shirt. And they were like, this woman is huge. Well, yeah, they weight shamed her.
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She's got the last laugh now, though. I think she's a legit billionaire.
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gut von ihrer jessica simpson line her shoe line like her line yeah she's really incredible but it looks like she's back first time she performed in like years so shout out to her i'm proud of her um i'm so proud of her um i've been seeing this thing on tick tock and i'm gonna try and do it this is oh let me update the gigglers on um my face masks this weekend i did zwei Gesichtsmasken.
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Eine war ein MediCube. Ich werde es in die Newsletter geben. Ich war mit ihm besessen. Ich liebe es. Und dann habe ich dieses Ding gesehen auf TikTok, wo es heißt, wie man mehr präsent sein kann, wie in deiner täglichen Leben, was ich wirklich versuchen muss, zu arbeiten. Wie man präsent sein kann in dem Moment, in dem wir sind. Weißt du, wie nicht meine Meinung wegzuhalten.
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But it's called a color walk. And basically you go out on a walk and you pick a color. And then every time you see that color, like you note it in your head. Like, okay, red stop sign, like red awning, red car.
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Are you sure it wasn't like for parents whose kids were being annoying on walks? I spy with my little eyes. Wow, now that I think about it, me and my mom played I spy all the freaking time. Every time we got in the doctor's office, she was like, okay, let's play. I just caught on now.
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No, I'm really connecting to nature, trying to get my 10K steps in.
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No, I'm also just being funny and sarcastic. My REM has never been better. I mean, my skin has been better. But like... You know, like, when you have, like, things you want to do, that you're like, oh, I really want to do those, but, like, I just never have time. And unless, like, oh, once I have, like, a full Sunday off, like, I'll do all those things. I've been doing all those things.
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Well, okay, I'm dealing with four pimples right now, so, like...
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So I've been sending her memes of her pimples personalities. In just different things personified. Usually my route is like I'm gonna dry the fuck out of my skin. I'm gonna dry this pimple right up. But this weekend I went and did the opposite and I hydrated my skin like a thousand times more than I ever would and my skin actually, my pimples did get better. I'm still like dealing with the redness.
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Yeah. The best thing that I use, again, I'll put it in the newsletter, is my, like, light zapper to, like, stop an active pimple. No, it really, truly does work. It, like, stops the bacteria.
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Das ist etwas, was ich machen würde.
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Nein, ich würde Dinge auf meine Liste legen und sagen, wenn ich diesen freien Tag habe, dann könnte ich das auch machen. Und ich musste so arbeiten. Und so fühlte ich mich, als wäre ich in der Erwachsenheit eingefroren. Ich musste aktiv sein. Nein, entspann dich. Reste. Siehst du, Reste sind großartig. Aber ich fühle mich schuldig.
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Shout out to my least favorite ex-boyfriend. Usually we shout out my favorite one, but my least favorite one, he actually in my mid-twenties showed me so many classic movies that I had never seen that I do feel better than people. When I'm like, oh my god, you haven't seen that? It's a classic.
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Except for my freezing my eggs, my doctor is a guy. And I'm fine with it. He's made me fine with it.
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Okay, this is really important to me specifically. I either need a full video of them taking that out of you or I need to come with you.
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Sometimes I watch videos and it's Sister Lipoma and you have to guess. And I love those videos. Really? Yeah.
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No, I think you're going to have to go in for a consultation first. They're not just going to meet you and say, let's chop your skin off.
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Let's just freeze this off, huh?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
The woman is a businesswoman. The back of her hair, not important.
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Sie wollte nicht zu Abend gehen. Das ist eine Frau, die auf dem Kühlschrank war und fragte, ob wir gehen müssen. Sie dachte, sie würde ausgehen. Ja, sie dachte, sie würde ausgehen.
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You know. Yes. Just a fun, a spicier fun pod.
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And then we sit down and it's fun. No, this guy had a zeitgeist, if you will, of just, like, classic movies. So he really, like, upped my movie game.
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Wait, speaking of, like, actresses, did you see Scarlett Johansson this past week say, like, why she doesn't take pictures with fans? Oh ja, sie sagte, ich arbeite nicht. Nein, sie sagte, sie gab eine sehr Gwyneth Paltrow Antwort. Ich fühle mich, dass die Leute nicht so viel lachen, wie sie lachen sollten. Ja, wenn Gwyneth Paltrow sagt, dass sie sich unverzweifelt verliebt hat.
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Ja, sie sagte, dass sie keine Fotos mit Fans in der Wilde nimmt, weil, warte, lass mich den exakten Satz bekommen, weil es so gut ist.
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Okay, sie hat gesagt, dass sie Fotos mit Fans nimmt, weil sie nicht identifiziert werden will in diesem Zeitpunkt oder Ort mit dieser Person.
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Eine Teil von mir ist so, What a crazy way to think of it. That's such an alien way to think of, yeah, I don't want to be involved in this time or place with you. But also, I get what she's saying, where she's like, I want to live my life and not... dass die Leute nicht wissen, wo ich bin. Ja, nicht wissen, wo ich bin, was ich tue, mit wem ich bin.
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Ja, für mich hätte ich keine Chance, das jemandem zu sagen. Let alone, like, I would assume that her fan base is... Well, actually, she's been in, like, so many movies.
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She probably does have a lot of men fan base.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
A girl coming up to me, imagine just being like, I don't want to be identified in this time or place with you.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Absolut. Ein Giggler könnte kommen und sagen, ich brauche ein Kinn. Und ich würde sagen, zeige es dem neuesten Krankenhaus, wo wir gehen.
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Wenn ich in einen Kaffeeshop in New York City jetzt reingehe und Jennifer Lawrence dort stehen sehe, das letzte, was ich tue, ist, sie für ein Selfie zu fragen.
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But also, on the other hand, does it really hurt to just turn your head and be like and smile?
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I saw a TikTok and the girl was quoting something and she was like, why has the standard for a wife stayed the same, yet the standard for a husband has gone down? And she was like, think about it, years ago, like... Sie sagte, mein Großvater hat meine Großmutter ein Haus gebaut. Okay, sie hat in dem Haus geblieben und das Haus zu Hause gemacht und die Kinder gefüttert und so weiter.
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Aber er hat physisch das ganze Haus gebaut. Jetzt, wie jeder Mann, sagt er, cool, ich nenne es eine Aufgabe, ich nehme es. Aber Frauen, wir müssen auch all das Home-Stuff machen, aber dann auch das Arbeitsstuff machen.
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I just want someone who's like, I'll make school lunches.
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Und ehrlich gesagt, er hatte eine schwere Brust. Er konnte es nicht mal aufheben. Weißt du, es ist so lustig. Ich mache das immer mit meinem Bruder. Mein Bruder ist ein phänomenaler Chef. Ich liebe das für ihn. Und ich DM ihn.
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Es ist kinder verrückt. Und wir kochen nicht. Ich schicke ihm Dinge und ich denke, er fängt an, aber er nicht. Ich werde aktiv sein. Ich wünschte, du könntest... ich kann das machen, aber es ist wahrscheinlich zu hart für dich. Und ich denke immer, dass er weiß, dass ich mit ihm scheiße, aber er nicht. Und er wird sagen, oh, also du denkst, ich kann das nicht machen? Verstehst du? Du bist so dumm.
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Ich kann es eigentlich machen. Wann kommst du nach Hause? Weil ich es machen werde. Und ich werde sagen, in zwei Wochen. Und er wird es machen. Und ich bin so dumm. Scheiße. Du bist so dumm. Aber ich mache es jedes Mal.
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Is it even a final thought if you don't adjust your glasses?
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Oh my god, thank you. Wait, what are these white kitten heel pumps on your... Vintage Prada. No, I spotted them from my peripheral.
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Es ist wie dummer Humor. Also es ist nicht voll, wo ich sage, du musst das Show sehen. Es ist so lustig. Aber es gibt so viele Punkte in es, dass ich sage, das ist fucking lustig. Und es gibt wie ein Du und Ich. Stupide.
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Es ist einfach so eine dumme Show. Wenn du die lustigste Show jemals sehen möchtest.
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Ich bin zu schlafen. Ich schlafe zu der Meghan Markle Show, aber zu jeder ihrer eigenen.
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Go to rocketmoney.com slash giggly squad today. That's rocketmoney.com slash giggly squad. rocketmoney.com slash giggly squad.
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Wait, let's go back a little bit because... We had a crazy week last week. We had a crazy week last week. Let's talk about the Michael Kors Show first of all. You get so nervous. I get so nervous when you come to fashion events. I've only been to two. You're nervous and then it makes me nervous.
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Okay, so much to talk about at the Michael Kors Show, but I need to start with this. So Hannah, so like they put like all the influencers in like one section. Everyone does like small talk and it's like, oh my God, you look so good. No, you look so good.
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You look so pretty. And I usually just sit in, like when I get to my, like where they show me where I'm sitting, I usually sit in my seat and I don't move. Like, and I don't, cause I'm like, I'm not gonna get up and like annoy someone. You're not a social butterfly. I'm not a social butterfly. You're a social larva. Yeah. You're curled up in a corner.
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If you want to socialize with me, you gotta come to me and you gotta sit next to me.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I'm not getting up and going out of my way to go over to someone else. That's not my personality.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Fashion Shows starten nie auf der Zeit.
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Wenn der Anruf sagt, sei da um 11 Uhr, dann startet das Show nicht bis 11.30 Uhr. Okay. Es gibt einfach niemanden.
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Yeah, I mean, I'm punctual. So I got there at 11. But it's I actually was the first person in line, which was so embarrassing. But anyway, that's my nightmare. It was my nightmare. Actually, this was crazy. I was at the Michael Kors show and like it's the girlies are doing the PR and who's going in and who's got blah, blah, blah, blah. So like. Es ist nicht so, als wären es ältere Frauen.
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Weißt du, was ich meine? Es sind die Mädchen. Wir sind älter. Oh ja, ich glaube, wir sind älter. Wir vergessen es. Ich meine, es sind nicht Frauen, die älter sind als wir. Es sind die Marketing-Girlies. Ja, es sind die Marketing-Girlies. Also, wenn ich auf die Linie gehe, bin ich so, was ist los, Mädchen? Ich bin nicht nervös für das Teil. Und so war ich die erste Person auf der Linie.
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Und sie war so, sorry, wir lassen noch niemanden rein. Wir sind noch... Und ich war so, literally, lass mich hier den ganzen Tag bleiben. Ich gebe nichts. Du tust, was du tun musst. This older woman, I would say... I would say late 40s, maybe early 50s, maybe mid 40s. Who knows? I know she was older than me and the marketing girlies. She comes up and she goes, you're not letting anyone in yet.
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Auch wenn es ein Mann ist, werden wir nicht sagen, wir haben einen Podcast, der heißt Giggly Squad. Wir sind nur hier für eine Mädels-Trip.
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And this girl is so nice. She's like, sorry, no, we still have to do a few things inside. But if you stand over in this line. And the lady goes, I'm not standing in this line. And I go, oh! Because the last thing you're going to do is be rude to the girl that I just met. Because now we go way back. Because now this is my friend. Okay, and she's trying to do her job.
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And the last thing you're going to do is come up here and yell at her for doing her job.
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Insane celebrities. And this lady goes, so you don't have a different line for media? Und die Frau war so, ähm, nein, Bitch, wir machen das nicht. Also, nein, geh in die Linie. Und ich war so verletzt für sie. Und ich habe literally die Marketing-Girl angeschaut und ich war so, oh mein Gott, ich bin so entschuldigt. Das war so wütend von dieser Frau.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Und die Marketing-Girl war so, oh ja, sie tun das immer. Es hat mich nicht verletzt.
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Sie war so, oh, so lange sie mich nicht in den Gesicht geschlagen hat, bin ich literally in Ordnung. Und ich war so, okay. Also war ich verurteilt, für meinen Freund zu gehen, dass ich nicht weiß, wer es war. Ich bin so, die Frau draußen, gib ihr eine Rasse. Und es ist auch frisch. Jeder ist frisch. Du wirst rein. Diese Mädchen müssen draußen warten, bis jeder rein kommt.
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Und auch, chill den Scheiß aus.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
No, she's literally trying to make a career for herself and she doesn't need this mom yelling at her.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
So anyway you walk in. So I walk in. I get my seat. I take my pictures. I'm sitting there. I'm waiting for you. Everyone starts coming in. Hannah gets there. Now Wenn ich Hanna anschaue und weiß, mit wem sie redet, fühle ich mich besser. Wenn ich sie im Publikum verliere, ist sie verrückt.
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Wenn jemand Fotos nimmt, schreit man zu ihnen, während sie Fotos nehmen. Du machst sie lachen. Es ist kein Talent-Show.
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We're waiting for the show to start. Everyone, they made an announcement. Take your seats.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I felt like I was in school again, where I was like, if I see my friend, I'm going to say, what's good? We were literally the juniors. We were sitting in our section and you saw a freshman that you knew walk by and you yelled to her.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Can I tell you the last time I was at this exact hotel? I've stayed at this hotel before. Oh my God. I was 17 years old. Thriving, your peak. I was peaking. Okay, I was literally peaking. I was with four of my girlfriends. We all brought fake IDs. No parents? No, my friend's dad came with us. There's always that one parent that's like, I don't give a shit.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Sie war erschrocken. Sie hatte vier Bodyguards. Sie hatte vier Bodyguards. Du hast mich wirklich auf den Bein geschlagen. Du sagst, du kennst Rachel Zegler nicht.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Nein, du warst tatsächlich korrekt, wenn du das tust. Meine soziale Angst hat sich in diesem Moment übernommen. Ich war so...
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wenn du anstrengend bist, bist du kleiner.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
You should see her when we're at home.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Anna walks in my room, immediately just takes off her pants. It literally looks like she's about to tell me that she threw up.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
So then... Oh, yeah. So then... We're seeing people. We're seeing people. We're saying hi. Acquired Style, Bridget and Danielle. Twinsies. Twins. On TikTok. Phelong, I think, is their last name. Yeah. Gorgeous, cute, adorable. I think they're like 25, maybe. They're younger, like kids. But like, you know...
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
hannah us grandma hannah goes up to them now i've never it was a mutual we it was we were standing in the same section yes i've never met them in person but like i've seen all of their tiktoks and i just think they're so freaking cute i'm like always commenting on their stuff like you guys are adorable the problem is you think you know people yeah and i feel like i had i had met one of them before but i was very warm like to the point where it seemed like we've
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wenn ich Mädchen treffe, die ich als jünger als wir kenne... Ich denke nie an das Alter. Sieh, das mache ich immer.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
See, I, like, when I meet girls that I know are younger than me, I'm like, you're younger than me, I have to protect you and be so overly nice to you, because if, like, I know how I was when I was 25, and I would meet girls in their 30s, I'd be like, they know what they're doing, and they were like, whatever. So I would be anxious. So that's, so I do it for my younger self.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
It really has nothing to do with them, it's for my older self.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich sehe sie als, ich weiß, ich sehe, als wäre ich 27.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich weiß, du denkst, ich bin dein Alter, aber ich bin nicht. So, Hannah sagt ihnen, ähm... Can I ask you guys a question? And I go, oh god. Like, it could be anything. It could literally, being friends with you, that could be anything. I'm like, I can't fucking wait to hear what she's about to ask these girls.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I actually can't believe my mom even let me go on this trip, especially with someone's dad. Yeah, dads don't even know anyone's name. No, he didn't know where we were. He didn't know your name. No, he didn't. He didn't know where we were the entire time. Hatte diese Fake-IDs. Er war schlau.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
So I got creative. So Hannah looks at these two girls and she goes, any chance you guys have ever watched the show Severance? And the girls are like, no. One of them did. It was like, maybe we've seen like one episode, but like, no. And Tana goes, okay, well, in the show, I'm like, oh my fucking God. In the show, there's like an Innie and an Outie. And like the Innie has a real job.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And I feel like that's you because you used to work in finance. And then I feel like the Outie is like you because you're a... Content Creator. Und ich war so, oh mein Gott.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Yeah, because I have anxiety too. And I remember all the people that I feel like I made uncomfortable. See, that's why I stay quiet in the moment. Because I'm like, I can't.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Niemand spricht davon, dass wenn du auf dem Flugzeug kommst und der Pilot da steht und sagt Tschüss an alle. Ein sexueller Unterton. Er sagt, du magst das? Ja. Did you see how I landed that big thing?
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich habe noch nie einen Dad kennengelernt, der wach war. Wir gehen zu diesem, was zur Hölle ist das Name dieses Restaurants? Es ist wie dieses verrückte italienische Restaurant, wo sie literally... Carabas? Nein. Wo sie italienische Filme spielen, während du im Restaurant bist. Oh. Nein, es ist wie ein berühmter... Ich muss es aufschauen, weil es mich verrückt.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
No, there's a sexual undertone of the pilot saying, have a good day.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
You didn't think it was going to be that good, right? But it was.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
But everyone is insecure and worried about their own shit. I used to be really insecure going to workout classes or to the gym. I actually still am. Because I'd be like, everyone's looking at me and knows I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. And then I realized everyone's thinking that in their own head about themselves. And so it's like, actually no one's thinking about you.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ja. Ich liebe es, wenn sie es öffnen und sagen, okay, lass uns jetzt streiten. Ich bin so, ja. No, we love our Pilates. No, we love Pilates. Okay, wait. So then, after Michael Kors, then the show's over, then we're going back to take a picture with Michael. No, I literally blocked it out. I get snubbed.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Yes. He hugged you this time.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich bin literally mitten im Lächeln. Ich bin so, nein, sie hat es nicht gemacht. Ich bin so, nein, sie hat es nicht gemacht. Willst du wissen, was Michael Kors zurück sagt? Nichts. Er sagt, ich gebe keine Angst, wenn ihr Kätzchen mögt. Hälfte der Bevölkerung mögt Kätzchen, ihr Freaks.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Geht aus meiner Linie. Das ist das Ding.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
We'll catch up about this later, Michael.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And if he wants to do some kind of cat thing with us, we are available. Wait, shout out to the Michael Coors girls too, because I needed an outfit for the Summer House Premiere Party and I literally dropped the ball on it. I had nothing and they sent me over the cutest little romper that they let me borrow. And they did it so quick.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wir gehen in dieses Restaurant, richtig? Natürlich gibt es italienische Wartner. Und wir lieben es. Okay? Wir treffen diese beiden Jungs. Sie gingen bis in Florida, um Italiener zu sehen. Das ist ein verrückter Weg. Es gibt keinen in Albany. Ich konnte keinen in Albany finden. They think you're divorced young moms. They... Ich hatte eine ganze Backstory. Ich war Hairstylistin.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
She sent me a text too and said, hey Paige, Hannah looks amazing today. Did you get jealous? I was like, okay, what about me? I said, you birthed me. She said, Paige, come on, you always look good. You know I always think you look good.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Aber wie viele Male habe ich gesagt, deine Haare sehen so gut aus, sie sind zurückgezogen und du würdest es nicht machen? Okay, Aaron Samuels. Okay, ich sage nur, ich habe vor Jahren gesagt, du siehst gut aus in einem hohen Pony.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Like, you're literally yelling at me.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
No, you looked amazing at the show.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Diese Stadt ist groß genug für uns beiden und ein Glas Milch. Ja. Es war Hannahs literaler Traum, der wahrgenommen wurde. Es war ein Raum voller Dairy Baddies, die zusammen kamen, am Lactaid Dairy Lovers Lounge, um echte Dairy zu feiern, nur ohne Laktose. Und natürlich haben wir es speziell mit einem Club-Giggly-Show gemacht. Es war wirklich alles.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich wollte nur sagen, ich liebte unsere Outfits. Hier ist das Wichtigste über mich und Hannah, was ich denke, dass Leute wirklich nicht bekommen. Nie in der Geschichte unserer Freundschaft haben wir jemals gesagt, hey, das ist das, was ich heute Abend trage. Und so eine Bildung gesendet, besonders für Giggly Squad. Wir haben eine ganze Tour gemacht. Wir haben uns nicht nur einen Outfit gezeigt.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wir haben uns für jeden Show gekämpft.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Okay, also ein perfektes Beispiel, Nashville. Du trägst ein pinkes Outfit, ich träge pink und braune Boots.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I did not see that for you. I didn't see it for me either. Yeah. Sometimes I get, sometimes Instagram shots, like, look how millennial I am. They know us better than our own families. I love getting an ad for me that I'm like, yeah, thanks.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Yes. Tell me what I want. I want that shirt. It just happened to fall on, it was a great Valentine's Day T-shirt. Yeah. Because I was like, I'm not wearing pink or red. Mm-hmm. I did it the night before for Galentines. I'm not doing it for actual Valentines.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
No, it was fun. We've had a fun... This was a fun leg. I think because we had a decent break before it. Yeah. We had a lot of... I mean, we're not done. No, we're not done. We still have one more. We have one more show tonight at 8 p.m.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wait, one more thing about Michael Kors and then let's get into The Bachelor. Everyone was DMing me from the pictures from Michael Kors being like, Hannah looks so good, Hannah looks so good. Then I started getting DMs being like, why do you guys look alike? Wait, you guys look like the same person in this picture.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And then I had a thought, you know, like when you get an animal and everyone's like, you look like your cat. Like Daphne and I are twins. Yeah. I feel like we've been spending so much time together. No, we're blending.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And I'm a fashion person that is low-key a comedian.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
No, that's the wrong word. We're coming out of the womb. We're coming out of the womb.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
It was so good. Also, I loved your outfit. Yeah. I support my friends. If there's a view to be had, I'm going to view it.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And I'm like, oh, thank God. That's the only reason I went to the Super Bowl. Yeah, you were so excited. I was like, I have an outfit for a Saturday night that needs to be shown.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich war Hairstylistin. Ich glaube, es war einer meiner Bruders Freundin. Ich habe gesagt, wenn du meinen Bruder verabschieden willst, musst du mir deinen Fake-ID geben.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I'm wearing a leather jacket in 95 degree weather and I will keep it zipped.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Because you were wearing underwear for a while. Yeah, I was wearing underwear for a while. Und now it's mini shorts.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Und wir finden uns in Kanundram. Das war der Pickle, den wir hatten. Und sie sagten immer, wenn sie das tun, dann sage ich, schau.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich wäre so ein guter Hairstylist. Wir gehen mit diesen Männern raus, okay? Wir gehen in einen Club, was auch immer. Haben sie einen italienischen Akzent oder sind das nur Guidos? Sie waren nur Guidos. Oh, okay. Ich weiß nicht, woher sie kamen. Sie waren Puerto Rican. Nein, ich weiß nicht, woher. Ich erinnere mich nicht, was ihre Namen waren. Eigentlich, nein. Einer der Manns Namen war John. Okay.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wow. Wenn die Giggler zusammenkommen und sie wissen, dass es andere Giggler gibt,
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Beautiful, tall, sturdy, smart. I don't trust a man named Grant. What are you going to grant? Grant what, sir? Diese Wünsche, ich weiß nicht. Es ist einfach, er kann es tun, aber er wird es tun.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
It's crazy. Because it's two hours a night. It's the only reality show I've never watched. It's so good. Why? I don't know. It's so... You should...
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
start from the beginning i think because when it was on like in its peak you know like when you're in middle school and like high school and you have things like that like okay i had dance class on tuesday i guess i'll never watch it was two hour episodes to the point that it started like hurting my mental health because i was like i'm addicted to this shit yeah it's four hours a week
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Es ist das einzige Realitäts-Show. Ich kenne also nie Leute aus The Bachelor oder The Bachelorette und ich fühle mich, als wäre ich von der Lüge entfernt. Es ist wirklich gut. Jeder kennt sie.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
You know what I'd be scared of? A tired giggler. A sleepy giggler? No, she's not to be trusted.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich denke. Was auch immer. Wir gehen mit diesen Männern eine Nacht raus. Nächste Nacht, natürlich, sagen sie, wir gehen wieder raus. Wir hatten so viel Spaß. Wir gehen wieder raus mit ihnen. Es kommt zu dem Punkt, wo es so ist, oh, wirst du mit mir nach Hause kommen? Und ich fange an zu schreien. Und ich sage, wir können nicht zurück in dein Apartment kommen, weil wir 17 Jahre alt sind.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I've actually got some shit to say.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Also, übrigens, wir haben acht Textbücher rumgelagert. Warte, erinnerst du dich? Du hättest deine Textbücher vor der Schule bekommen müssen, aber manche Mädchen konnten deine Textbücher in der Schule bekommen. Es war alles aufgrund deiner Distriktion. Es ist sehr Hunger Games, wenn du wirklich darüber denkst.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Erinnerst du dich daran, dass es jedes Jahr einen anderen coolen Weg gab, deinen Backpack anzuziehen?
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich hatte ein Päckchen. Ja, das ist so... Ich hätte ein Päckchen. Ich konnte es nicht machen. Ich würde nach Victoria's Secret gehen und was auch immer neue Schuhe sie hatten, das war mein Backpack. Ja.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Dann gab es auch eine Phase, wo wenn Jungs... Ich habe natürlich nicht mit Jungs zur Schule gehen müssen, aber wenn wir sie gesehen haben, wenn sie ihren Backpack wirklich hoch haben, gab es etwas Hotes darüber.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Und dann gab es die One-Strap-Jungs.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
In einer All-Girl-Schule haben wir viele Reverse-Backpacks gemacht, wo wir unsere Backpacks vorne tragen würden, als wären wir schwere Frauen. Because you can get into it easier.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I think being surrounded just by girls in high school Es lässt deine Psychotik frei fliegen. Weißt du, weil es so ist. Niemand hier wird mich beurteilen, weil wir alle gleich sind. Und so lässt es dich. Es ist so, dass es dich entschleunigt. Du bist so, dass ich keine Angst habe. Es gab so viele Hormone.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Die Männer sind hart. Sieh, das ist, warum ich weiß, ich werde meine Tochter nie in der Highschool mit Jungs senden.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Also stell dir vor, dass es Jungs in der Klasse gab. Nein, ich hätte es nicht tun können. Ich denke auch, dass es aufgrund von... Ich denke, du kennst dein Kind. Ich denke, meine Mutter wusste. Und sie wird nicht in die Schule gehen.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Warte, du warst der, der krackte.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ja, ich krackte. Du krackte. Ich krackte. Du warst ein Schnitzel. Ich war ein Schnitzel. Diese Männer sahen uns an und sagten, was? Und ich sage, ich bin so entschuldigt. Aber wir hatten eine tolle Zeit und jetzt müssen wir weg.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Es war verrückt. War Gym nötig? Gym war so unnötig. Du hast nur für sechs Stunden Tennis gespielt.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Meine Mutter war so, okay, Mimi. Vielleicht haben wir ihr zu hart gedrückt.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Don't put me next to the bilingual kid for the Spanish final. Like, are you kidding? I'm Paige DeSorbo. You think I'm not cheating off this guy? Get the fuck out of here.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Okay, nicht die junge Frau. Nicht die junge Frau. Okay.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich meine, offensichtlich werde ich diese Männer nicht mit uns haben, weil das wäre illegal auf meine Seite. Es ist illegal, was überall passiert.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
In a world full of bitches, be a Beth. Be a Beth. Be a Beth.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
You want to know, it is crazy that you can have these moments in your life where you truly remember how someone else made you feel. Mm-hmm. Und ich glaube, ich habe auch ein paar von denen, wo ich sage, ich werde immer für diese Frau stecken, weil sie mir nett war in dieser randomen Situation, die jetzt nichts bedeutet.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich denke, das ist der Grund, warum ich mich so fühle, wenn ich jüngere Influencer-Mädchen treffe. Ich bin so, ich muss dir überaus nett sein, weil ich weiß, dass es viele Menschen gibt, die dir gemein sind.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Nein, die Leute haben mich die ganze Zeit ziemlich dumm gemacht. Aber ich kann das nie sagen. Ich hatte nur eine Erinnerung an Beth.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wir hatten gute Gespräche und dann habe ich gesagt, ich habe noch nicht in die Schule gegangen. Ich warte eigentlich auf ein paar Akzeptanzschriften. Ich glaube nicht, dass ich in die Schule gehen werde. Das ist eine wirklich dunkle Zeit für mich. All my friends are going to college and I'm not. I remember my other girlfriends being like, we could have just not ever told them.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And she was like, Hannah, that was $15. Hannah, oh my God.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
But I was Mrs. Like... You were allowed to just leave school? I feel like... I've been going out to...
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I was like, I have to go home. They're like, you don't. I'm like, I do, I have to go. And then I text my mom and be like, can you call the school and say that I can come home?
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
One time I just, this was the best thing about going to an all girls school. One time I just had my period so bad. Es war einfach so schlecht. Und wenn du so schlecht hast, dass du den ersten Poop von deinem Zeitpunkt nehmen musst. Das ging an. Und ich war so, ich kann nicht in einer Schule-Umgebung sein. Und meine Mutter war am Arbeitstag. Sie sagte, wir können dich nicht verlassen.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Deine Mutter hat einen Job. Und ich erinnere mich an meine Großmutter, die sagte, It's life or death, can I please come home? She was like, yeah, I don't care.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I've been a tampon girl since the beginning. Because you're a slut. Freshman year, I was going to prom. I had my period and my mom was like, okay, well, you have to put a tampon in. I was like, fuck yeah.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I was like, they had a right to know. They had a right to know. Oh, now you're playing the hero.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Yeah. So anyway, that was my experience in Hollywood, Florida at the Hard Rock Casino. Yeah, that's amazing. And that I feel like sums up Florida, where it's like, I didn't know she was 17.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
In the Midwest, I'm like, Is He Trash probably isn't going to be as explosive because these guys are nice. And so I wait to go to Florida. Wait to go to Florida. Yeah. Ich dachte mir, wir werden irgendwelche verdammten Idioten finden.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
What's going on? And then you happened upon... A mullet man. And you don't just look past a man with a mullet in Florida. No.
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Ich habe das noch nie gedacht. Nordflorina ist der Süden. Sie sind wie in Georgia.
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Yeah, it sounds like, it sounds Connecticut. Yes, exactly, Christian. I wanted like a, I wanted like a... Ben. Or like a Dirk. Yes, yes, a Dirk. Something like, yeah, something where you're like... I don't know.
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And this man was a neurologist. We can't even spell neurologist. I'm gonna be honest. When he first said it, my first thought in my head was, wait, what the fuck is that again?
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I've gone to many a urologist. Don't you dare bring up my UTIs. Ich habe 1.000 Neurologen gesehen. Nein, und dann dachte ich mir, oh mein Gott, dieser Typ ist ein verdammter Gehirnschmerz.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Und Paige war so, hol das mal raus. Ich war so, hör auf. Also merke ich jetzt, dass wir uns auf unserer eigenen Bühne verabschiedet haben. Lassen wir uns auch sagen, dass seine Freundin, die im Publikum war, natürlich der Grund, warum er da war, auch ein Neurologist war. So just two smarty pants in the house.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
You did make a really good point, though, where you're like... I don't know how I feel about my doctor walking into the room and having a mullet.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Also, I'm like, this guy likes to party, okay?
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And we're not saying we're smarter than doctors.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ja, selbst... Schreib es auf ein T-Shirt. Selbst Gehirnschwerdungen können den Klick nicht finden. Das ist verrückt. Wie kann er das nicht wissen?
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich meine, du würdest denken, dass du an einem Punkt im ersten Jahr des Krankenhofs den ganzen Körper studieren musst. Sie studieren den ganzen Körper.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
No pun intended. And they don't know about it. They don't know about periods. And they don't know about them. No, that's actually so crazy to me. I know.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
No, I did. And my doctor, my female doctor, just said, don't take more than six, okay? I said... At a time? Can't promise anything. No, in a day. In a day. She was like, look, six is enough. But I actually have never taken more than two.
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Ich glaube, wenn wir nicht in New York sind und wir sehen, dass die Leute in einem anderen Ort leben, sind wir so, das ist so süß. Süß für sie.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
A beta blocker update. Sorry, we're so tired. We're delusional. Okay, every time... Grace, if you're listening, which I know, I hope you are, because it is your job. Every time we talk about beta blockers, please put in a... Yeah, please put in some type of sound. Okay, here's the thing about my beta blockers. And like my anxiety in general. I knew that my anxiety was so self-induced.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Und ich brauchte definitiv Betablocker... ...durch den ganzen Tour. Was meinst du mit selbstinduziert? Ich hatte meine Anxiety auf. Ich habe es mir selbst gemacht.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Right, no, it's not my fault. Obviously, it's you having it, but it's not self-induced. No, like, I was putting myself in situations that, like, in my body, it was like, don't do that. And I was like, no, I'm gonna do it. And then I was getting anxiety.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
So, I took a beta blocker from... für Radio City, weil Radio City so verrückt war und ich so nervös war für das. Aber für diese Tour habe ich vergessen, meinen Betablocker zu nehmen. Wir werden auf der Bühne aufstehen und ich denke mir, oh mein Gott, ich habe meinen Betablocker nicht genommen. Und dann gehe ich zurück und nehme ihn. Aber ich brauche ihn nicht mehr.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I only have 20 beta blockers, but what if I need all of them?
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Und ich bin dumm auf der Bühne.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Here's what I've been taking them for. Social situations. Oh, so we've created just a new problem. Like I had to go to a party and I was like, oh, and I'll take my beta blocker after that.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Yeah, just keeping my heart rate at a steady pace.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Und ich denke, es ist nahe an der Daytona 500. Wirklich? Ja, ich denke, Daytona ist genau da.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
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And wait, that Demi Lovato traumatized people.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Wait, did you see like the the discourse on TikTok about that? I was just going to say the Today Show about That's So Raven. what raven simone said on a podcast like i think like young kids like young boys watch my show because i had big boobs and it's all these guys like stitching the video being like
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
i was like seven and like it was funny and like i liked the plot like can i not laugh now like wait raven it was not your boobs you're fucking hilarious the cast i'm sorry give it a fucking oscar that show it was so fucking funny that and all and amanda bines but like it was an age that like there was no sex you didn't think you didn't even have a thought in your brain of like but you know what
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Yeah. But like, I was trying to think like, did I look at the boys in that show? And was I like, Oh, I have a crush on them.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, you can be in my presence. Let's go back to like you trying to just hold my hand. Just try and hold my hand because anything else it's too much.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Wait, that just sounded literally you're Regina George. My first boyfriend in high school was named Kyle and like he moved away to Indiana.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Literally imagine living with me. Let's start the pod off with Daphne and I in our first fight. What is going on? Who is in trouble? Who did what? You know what's so crazy is because like the past, like I've been with Daphne now for seven days. The past like six days, I've been like, Daphne, isn't this amazing? We're literally going to be together every single day for like the rest of our lives.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
and we're kissing and then we look over and a homeless man is jerking off and i was like i don't like this game anymore that's so traumatizing that was so new york city now i'm like trying to think did i ever notice like the what was the first time i noticed like a boner like did i know what it was you think that it's like they have something in their teeth and you're like do i tell them
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The holiday season is obviously full of joy and holiday spirit, but there are certain things about the holiday season that can really just annoy you. Like walking into a store and realizing that everyone has taken all of the gifts and you are left over with socks and candles. And maybe it's your fault because you've waited so long, but it's also the people's fault that took everything.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
The tour is over. Like I'm literally just obsessed with her, you know, like... We're really vibing. This morning, she's like laying on the ground and I wake up and I'm like, come up here, you crazy kitty. Like get in the bed. You silly goose. Yeah, you silly goose. What are you doing down there? She gets in. We're like nuzzling. We're loving. She goes to the end of the bed. She turns around.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
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She's like, I won't work. I won't work under these conditions. I won't have it.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I fantasize that Daphne like swears like a trucker in her head. Like this fucking bitch.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
She's staring at me. And I'm like, what's going on? She's peeing on my bed whilst I'm in it. And I'm like, what's going on? What's going on? Why are you? I'm literally talking to her as if she's a human. I'm like, why are you doing this right now? What happened? Like, I think something's wrong there. Then she takes a massive shit.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, can you explain this? Because like this is like part something that like we do as partners and like we don't think twice about it and the men get mad. Yeah.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
so you guys will see what this gig is it's very fun um soon it comes out on the 27th and i feel like that's like low-key a mental health moment too i can't tell you how many boyfriends i've had in my life that like we've had something planned or like we're looking forward to something and like something work-wise comes up and i'm like i'm so sorry i have to do this and like
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
the words that are exchanged where like if the roles are were reversed and it was like some man and he was in finance and like some client called or something and he was like i have to go to this i feel like as a woman you're almost programmed to be like oh my god yeah like you have like you have to do this now obviously there's like workaholics but but it's like
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Kim Kardashian like did an interview. This is like months and months ago. It literally been a year ago. And I and I have not ever forgotten it or stop thinking about it. She was like talking about a boyfriend. I think it was Pete Davidson, but I don't know. And she was like and he told me like I work too much. And she was like in my head. I was like, get out of my way.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
like get out and I'm like oh my god I so get like get out of my freaking way like I'm well also you'll have so much animosity towards him wait I have another like mental health moment okay go off so do you watched girls right
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
the bed and i'm just like running around i'm like what is the procedure i've i've only ever walked into it after it's been done i've never been in the midst of it i have to strip my bed i have to bring everything to the dry cleaner put all the sheets in the wash i was like i am so sorry because this should not be happening this is not in the cat rule book i'm googling everything i'm like what's going on with her she's mad at you
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It's one of the greatest shows of our generation. If you haven't watched Girls, do yourself a fucking favor. I actually like restart it every couple of years because it's just so iconic. So the one actress in it, her real name is Jemima Kirk.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Jessa. Jessa! She plays Jessa. She's so cool. No, she's so good. I saw this on TikTok, but she was doing this on Instagram. She was doing just like a Q&A and a girl wrote in and was like, what is your advice for unconfident young women? Did you see this? Yes. Okay. And her answer was, you think about yourself too much. And I literally felt like my mind was blown. It's so good.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I was like, wait a minute. What a powerful, true statement. Like literally at the times that I'm like my most unconfident or my most nervous, it's because I'm literally so wrapped up in myself.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
OK, it's so crazy because even though I had like crazy panic attacks all while we did tour and I was like really working through something. I'm so happy that it happened during tour. And this sounds like so weird because truly Giggly Squad every week is like the number one place where I feel my most self. And like, yeah, like just like Hannah and I literally got on Zoom today because.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
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When I'm going to run an errand or I'm getting in an Uber or something, that's when I do my calls. But I'm always just calling my mom, really. Yes, same. And for whatever reason today, I was running errands and I was like, should I call Hannah?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I don't know if she's mad at me for something that I did because like the only thing is like digestive or like her litter box is dirty and like her litter box is literally never dirty. It's sparkling. She's been on the same food like for weeks. She's drinking Evian. I introduced her to wet food weeks ago. She was acclimated. She loves it. She's fine. I think she's just literally sometimes a bitch.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
well here's the thing i when i say things on the podcast it's for the gigglers that listen every week like those are my friends like those are my girls for the people that like pop in to like write an article or like make a tiktok video i'm not saying anything for you guys like it's not like whatever so i feel like you just came into the middle of a conversation we've been having for five years obviously you don't get it like hello
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, what I've never said to anyone. Hannah and I, before every Giggly Squad show, before we walk out on stage, we'll say to each other, is this the audition for Pippin? Okay.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
when it comes to dating sometimes i will move in a manner subconsciously or consciously it depends where like i'll stop and think and be like that was such a move that i'm a guy would pull or like sometimes like i'll do things and i'll be like i'm the guy like that's so heinous i can't believe i said that or like i did that or like i'm thinking that like i'm the guy and it's
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It's kind of scary sometimes I have to like catch myself and be like, don't do that.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Well, then I think like if certain guys don't like me, I'm like, oh, you don't like that I move the way men move.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It scares you that I can also like switch into this mode of like, I don't give a fuck.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, I... Love being me. I think I'm the greatest. Speaking of me. Back to me for a second. Back to me. Enough about me.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No one even told me. Because what were you offering to that?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Hannah, it's so funny you say that because. It's interesting to think that like your other family, like you obviously like you call a family member to talk about another family member, but you don't think that like other family members are calling to talk about you. Like you're almost like shocked
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
My brother the other day said something to me and I was like, I forget what it even was. And I was like, you didn't tell me that. Like, why didn't anyone tell me that? Like, when did this happen? And he was like, oh, well, we're not allowed to tell you certain things when you're really stressed out. And I was like, what the fuck does that mean?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And he was like, mom tells everyone not to like annoy you with anything because like you're fragile. And like during your tour, you were really, and he kept saying the word fragile. And I was like, I'm not fucking fragile.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
that's what the drones are it's just andy cohen being like we need a step up production this is why tiktok can't get banned everyone on tiktok just being like are we the most unserious country in the fucking world like we're just like yeah there's like something happening literally 10 feet away from me and we're like we don't know well like we have things to do though someone was like i love how after luigi mangione um they're like we're gonna need drones in new jersey all the italians are up to no good
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What? I look like the shooter? Yeah. I kept getting, here, first of all, let me just like, let's just talk about this like in full. yeah the day that like they came out that like what his name was i feel like every italian collectively was like fuck like it's not great for us like it's not great for our brand we're not like we didn't we don't need this right now
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People are like immediately being like, it's the mafia. We're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
We're like, this was just a disgruntled guy. Like, we're not like, let's calm down for a second. Here's the other thing. I saw a comedian say this. I think it was Shane Gillis, actually, who said it like years ago that like Italians are like really the only minority that like you can make fun of still.
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and like it kind of is so true like the next day it was like every meme was just like about italians but i kind of love that we're just like yeah we don't give a fuck like i don't you could say whatever you fucking wanted to me i don't care like it doesn't matter i was getting tagged they did luigi with like long brown hair and i was getting tagged in it so much being like why is this page to sorbo and i was like i love it i think it's amazing i love it so much but like
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It was just it's a crazy day. It's a crazy week for Italians in Jersey.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
well that's that's what happened that could happen in the fight when you're making millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars from giving people health or not yeah obviously like this guy was like a husband and a father and like you don't want anyone to be like murdered yes but also like think about how much insurance companies just fuck people over and like they're in like the biggest time of need it's just i do have to save
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It's like, write me one note. Write me like a thoughtful text.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Okay, well then I started spiraling because I was like, what would she be mad about? And I was like, I have been here for seven days and this is like the time when I would leave. And I'm like, does she like want to be alone?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
fucking kidding me that's crazy chaperone was like his number one search or like his favorite artist i love it wait okay i have i have another topic to bring up that i was talking about with um one of my girlfriends and we were talking about how men how like so many men get like the hair transplant and like the hair like plugs or like flying a turkey they're like doing whatever yeah
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And she was saying she was like, I believe she was like, I believe that if you are in a certain tax bracket and you make a certain amount of money a year, you should not be allowed to be bald. And I was like, elaborate. And she was like, as women were on TikTok all day being like, I got bald. my lips done. I got my eyes done. Like I did.
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This is what I did step by step because we have to, because if we don't continue to look good, like we get disregarded in society. And she was like, if you are a man and you make a certain amount of money, like you should have to get a hair transplant and not be bald.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
But do they or are we programmed? Is it the same thing as a dad bod? Is it just the same thing? Because I know that if I walked out being bald, I would have a very different climate.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And also normalize them giving us updates. Day 27, like give me a 50 part series of your hair transplant. We can watch them for BBL.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I love it. A man of the people. And you know what? Italian. So maybe we're look. We love it. They just get it. They just freaking get it.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I'd be nervous because people would think that we were connected. We'd be like, of course. And he's a giggler.
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No, that's what I'm saying. If he was really, really Italian, his mom wouldn't have reported him missing. She would have found him. There's just no way. You're not going missing.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I don't think here's the thing when people when like something happens and there's like a manhunt and it's like pictures of him posted everywhere in the street in the city. I'm again thinking about myself. There's no fucking way I'm walking into like a Starbucks and being like, that's a guy. That's a guy. I'm not even looking.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Here's the thing. Wait, let me just say one thing. Yes, yes, yes. For how much we like despise men, like majority of the time and like their actions and just like overall characteristics. We do have to say that like we grew up with the best dads ever. So like I want to love men. I actually was born and programmed to love men. I do like them. But like they're just so stupid most of the time.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
She didn't make eye contact with me, but like... I was yelling and she was like looking around and was like, I'm like doing something.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Joe is literally over there five hours a day.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
They don't stay on. They don't stay.
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And then I'm like, it has to be a good shoe. It has to be an expensive shoe.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I don't think you're putting it high enough up on your ankle. Are you putting it high enough up?
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Are your feet a little sweaty? It could just be.
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I fear you've been ill-advised on slingbacks.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I stand with slingbacks. I do stand with them. I think that I like them. for a certain outfit but I understand the frustration when they don't stay up I think they look good but like you I can't even walk on stage with them I don't think it's something that like we're gonna solve I think that you just stay away from them I feel like you don't care about me right now
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
i do care about you but like it's just like i feel like i'm struggling with something and you're like not you're not clearly struggling no you're taking the side of my op here's what i'm gonna you're taking the sides of my enemies there are certain things that i feel like as a female like you just do kind of live with because it's like oh it's just like a girl thing that we have to deal with
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
You know what's so crazy at me as a boss? Because I think I'm a people pleaser. I feel like I work for them. I am constantly apologizing to Josephine and Grace and being like, I'm so sorry that I can't get my shit together to give you what you need so that you can send it off to whoever you need to work with.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And then I'll be like, wait, I'm like...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
a 32 year old woman and like i pay them and i'm like scared of them but i kind of love it too because like if she comes over to my apartment or something and i'm ordering starbucks like yeah hello like it's just normal like human decency it's also like low-key fun to be a boss because you're like we can do whatever we want today no there are so many times where i'm like should we just do like couch and like and blankets like go get your blanket like
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Whatever. We're fun bosses. We're fine. We're cool. We're cool moms. We're cool. We're like, do whatever you freaking want.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I'm truly like that. I'm like, let's get high and figure this out.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It's sourdough, it's healthy. There's something with hotels like adding, like things that are like add-ons that it's like, okay, well that goes with it. And also if you're a five-star hotel and you're not doing room service and you're still going through like COVID rules or something or like- If you don't have room service as a hotel, what are you? You're an office space, okay?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Get your shit together. Bring back room service with silverware. If you are at my door and you're handing it to me in a brown paper bag, I'm thinking the worst things in my head.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Anyway. Okay, we won't. And we won't. And we absolutely will not. That's all the time we have for today. Stay posted for next week for my fork speech. The fork discussion continued.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
yeah i'm going to sounds like a healthcare company um irvine alabama new haven connecticut providence rhode island brooks california highland california see you there um page what's going on with you nothing i'm going to this i'm going to sleep till january like eighth yes amazing oh actually i'm gonna be on the today show on wednesday morning we're doing winter accessories we're very excited
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
They're like, hey, we got a call actually just for Paige to come on with Hoda and Jenna. They said leave the redhead at home.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I want people who don't know that TikTok exists. My favorite profession. Sorry. My favorite profession is cat psychic.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
animal psychic because like you you made it up you're you could say anything to me there's no fact checking it's literally like someone woke up and was like my job is vibes like i'm literally vibes it's literally someone being like i'm empathic but just with animals which is that's what i think I hate when people say they're empathic. It's one of my biggest pet peeves.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I should start a list of pet peeves because whenever someone asks me, what's a pet peeve? I can never remember it. Knowing full well and good, I have so many. And that's a pet peeve. Honestly, a pet peeve of mine is not remembering my pet peeves.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Truly. But I know that when people say they're empaths, I hate them.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, I look, I support them. I'll give them all my money. If there's one thing I love, it's someone like being like, I have a talent and me being like, yeah, I could never, I don't even couldn't even start to think about what you do.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Love that for them though. No, like I truly do. I love watching a guy like do really manly things that are so stupid that like a woman wouldn't even, it wouldn't even cross our fucking mind. Like, When I wake up on a Sunday, I'm like, what face mask am I picking? What could it be? And guys are like, how could I possibly put my family in danger?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
There's also something homoerotic about it because... You're literally getting gassed up to watch all these guys in super tight pants run around. And I'm not coming for you. I'm sitting right there, too. I'll watch it. I love it.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It's giving animal psychic. It truly is.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And I love it. And I'll do it forever. It's the same thing. Not to bring up the girls fighting. Can we talk about the Matilda Jerf? Yeah. Like scandal. If you guys don't know who Matilda Jerf is, she like became really big on TikTok. She's Swedish. Yeah.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
she's swedish which i thought swedish people didn't fight i didn't either and she created like an insane brand called jerf avenue it has everything worth a lot of money worth a lot of money it has like basics pajamas like they're one of their like robes or whatever went like viral on tiktok and she's famous for being like a sweet looking blonde with yes beautifully volumous hair that's always blown out she's been like in vogue like
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
like she's not like tell me that you model till you've been involved she's not like a small time creator whatsoever she's big and it came out the girls that were working in her office they did like a documentary like whilst working there and they did and they just said how like the conditions are horrible that she had like in the bathroom there was one like good toilet which i was like that's so european
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
You guys are literally fighting about one toilet. That's crazy. That she would let her favorite employees use and then she would make the employees that she didn't like clean the toilet.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Haley is so lucky that the campaign with her was literally like two days prior because I think it legit like sold out. But she's off the website now. The pictures aren't up anymore. And they did the cutest little collab. She did her hair like Cindy Lou who like it's I really I really do love like Haley's branding. It was so cute.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And she was like, you can use the fourth toilet. Thanks.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Look, it's so crazy to me because like I've obviously like we've worked in offices. I've worked in offices of like all women. I've worked in offices where it's like mixed. I can like in an office setting, obviously you're going to have at least like one day where like you don't snap at someone, but like you're in a bad mood. You're under a lot of pressure.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And you say something in a tone that you're like, I shouldn't have said that or like I shouldn't have said that sentence.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
There could definitely be a moment where someone could be like, you're a villain in someone's story at some point in your life. And thank God. And thank God.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Like, so I get like being in an office and it's like, oh, that girl's a bitch because like one time, blah, blah, blah. This is on such a different level to like literally think of things to do to people or not do is...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I honestly, I'm so thankful and grateful. Like I had one female boss and she was the best thing that ever happened to my life. And I'm so thankful for it because it was in my early 20s and I think about it all the time now. Like when I am telling some people like what to do at any given moment, I literally always think of her and I'm like, she was so nice and understanding and just like,
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
whatever and now like i have to be like that imagine grace comes out with a tell-all tomorrow well i literally kept thinking about grace because i was like i was like we have one employee one employee who you know okay she literally was joking no we have like No, we have like three.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
cut to literally eight months later we're on tour and you're like grace will be carrying my children i don't know what that's non-negotiable we're talking about babies and i was like
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Well, that's the other thing. Then, like, people come out of the woodwork that, like, have even, like, an ounce to say. So then it, like, piles on. And, like, half of those could be true. Half of those could not be. But I just, like, I can't. Also, there's something about, like...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
starting as no one becoming an influencer then having like a ton of fans then like it's almost like you even have more of a responsibility and not that I'm like oh my god you have to be nice every single day you literally don't like but you can't go out of your way to literally ruin people's lives that's crazy and it had to been really bad for them to all get together and be like hey like this is not okay
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Here's the other thing, but these festivals, like... Wenn ich nicht gehen kann, wenn ich nicht sagen kann, okay, ich rufe einen Uber an und ich bin da in einer richtigen Anzahl von Minuten und ich gehe da weg, dann gehe ich nicht.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Und dann wusste ich nicht, dass Leute legit campen.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
So I'm on TikTok where it's like, it's like not influencers, it's like real people going to Coachella to like enjoy like what the actual festival is and they're camping. And I'm so like... But how are you locking it? What are you leaving in there? You're trusting all these people. It's just, I can't.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I wouldn't even know what to bring.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Everyone's wearing 8,000 belts, calling it a skirt, putting cowboy boots on. A halter. Yeah. And I'm like, cool, Leah, if you like it, I love it. But they're not outfits.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
If I'd need my Stanley, I'd need so many things to even make it to like 2pm. Like I need my Stanley.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I feel like jam's European. I feel like you're going to be like a 13-year-old boy and be like, what's the difference between jelly and jam? Let's fight about it for the next 30 minutes. You guys, we did Fallon.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
And I feel like Gen Z like just learned about Lady Gaga. Like I don't.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I can't do it. I keep getting TikToks of like girls getting ready together in the morning and I'm just like, you just met them though. They're gonna steal your shit. I'm literally watching Coachella TikTok as a mom. I'm like up. Are you locking any of that up? Where's my Charlotte Tilbury blush? I'm like, do you have a buddy? Because... No, I can't do it.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
We're not... going in the same place.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Okay, this is, I love like an off-white, like ivory little summer dress. So this is adorable and it has like ruching and it's just like cute for so many different events. I like buying things that I immediately in my head, I'm like, okay, I could wear this three different places.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
You wear a lot of white button-ups.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
The jeans are so soft. It's April. So obviously I'm thinking about my summertime Italy trip with my family. Yes. And I start my outfits. Let's be honest, you've been talking about since the fall. Since I was on the plane home last year, I was like, what are my outfits for next summer? I can see you wearing this. And I've already started like mentally preparing, mentally prepping.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
And like this dress. She's daytime shopping, but maybe she's nighttime dinnering.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
You know what else Banana Republic is really good at? If you have a special occasion, like, okay, I have to go to something for my high school and I have to go to a luncheon. I need like a nice dress, like something that says I'm proper, but also fashionable.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
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Okay, I came across this Instagram of a very famous person who I love and I don't know why I've just never looked at her Instagram page in the way that I should have. Camila Cabello.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Have you ever looked at her Instagram, just like the aesthetic that she gives? Wait, this is the singer? Yes.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Do me a favor. Go on your phone right now, go on Instagram.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Go to her Instagram right now. Okay. I love when you tell me what to do. Tell me, this is not... Eine exaktere Replika von, wenn du und ich ein Baby hättest.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Is how I look at it. And then going back to sleep right after.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Like, is that not our child? Wait, it is. Why did we birth Camila Cabello? And like, obviously she'd be a phenomenal singer, she gets that from you. You know? She loves a miniskirt, she gets that from me. She loves wearing it with a tie, she gets that from you.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I just thought I needed to tell you that. Wait, one other thing about Fallon. When you got home that night, did you watch it like on TV?
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Weil es so giggly Squad-coated war.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Nein, nachdem mein Vater gesagt hat, komm schon, lass uns nach dem Abendessen gehen.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Nein, das ist das Ding. Okay, am nächsten Tag war ich so enttäuscht. Aber ich war so, warum bin ich so müde? Weil wir es alle haben. Es ist das Adrenalin. Und so peppig und auf. ist eigentlich so mental verdrängend.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
It does make me feel strong. Here's another thing I just want to say. We're on morning TV all week. Late night was perfect for us. That was where we thrived. I actually get more nervous for morning TV because I'm like, okay.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
No, I actually loved the work day in which Jimmy Fallon was. It was like you got there at like 3. No, what time did we get there? We got there at like 4. Little rehearsal, whatever. We're on at like 5. You're done by 6. See you at 2. Peace out.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Yeah, you're like, I'm not trying to be inauthentic. I truly do think like X, Y, and Z about you. But I think that, and she's also like really nice to me. Yeah, she's really nice. She's really nice.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Not that I'm surprised she's as nice as she is, but I am surprised for like how big, how famous she is, how big she is, how...
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
No, I remember when that show came on E. Oh my God. When Chelsea Lately was like first premiered on E. Oh my God. It was like no one.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
We matched. We get there. Wait, before we even get there, can I tell you that I had an email come across my desk that said, Hey Paige, would you like to have your car pick you up earlier? And would you like to get to set earlier so that you can watch Hannah's warm rehearsal? Und von einer Corporate-NBC-E-Mail mit der Phrase Worm-Rehearsal, habe ich gesagt, absolut, bitte ändere mein Auto.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Live your life. Live your life, chase your dreams.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
And live in your truth. No, we've had a great week.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Oh, I like how you're trying to figure it out. I feel like I have heard of it, but I don't know what it is.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Okay. Wie wenn du in einer Runde bist und dein Dress auf den Türhandel getroffen wird und du denkst, heute der ganze Tag.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
And it's... Like when I say around other adults, more adultier adults than me, like okay, and in May I'm gonna really take some time off. And they laugh and say like, yeah, sure you are. It actually makes me feel like an adult. I'm like, oh, they think I'm a workaholic in my lifetimes and I think this would be my persona.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Paige ist ein Problem, wir müssen ein Interventionen machen. Nein, meine Eltern sind so, aber bist du stoppen und genießen? Ich bin so, wer hat den Zeit, stoppen und genießen zu können? Ich stoppe und genieße, das ist eine verdammte Verabschiedung. Ja, ich wünschte, dass ich stoppen und genieße. Lass mich euch etwas fragen, stoppst du und genieße? Gut.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Hoffentlich bist du das, weil ich sicher nicht.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Last time I tried to stop, take January off, I got eviscerated. Everyone was like, get your ass back in the house, you literal whore. I was like, okay. Okay, sorry, tried to have a nice time. They were like, no, that's for men. Stopping and enjoying is for men.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Here's the thing, I'm obsessed with glam. So, no, actually, I had like a sad thought the other day, because like... This is an emotional rollercoaster. I had a sad thought the other day because I was looking around at my glam team and I was like, oh my god, these are my best friends. Truly, these have become my best friends. And then I had a thought where I was like, well, I pay them to be here.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Do they feel bad about me? Okay, I was thinking about it. Obviously, if I get married and have a bachelorette party, Taylor's coming to my bachelorette party. Not as my makeup artist, but as my friend. But if she happens to do your makeup. But if she brings her makeup, I'm not gonna say no to it. But I'm like, oh, but also I pay her, but I think she really does like me.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Ich würde es lieben, dort zu sein, um ihre Worm-Rehearsal zu sehen.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Mehr oft als nicht. Ich bin in Glam länger, als was ich bereit bin. Es gibt seltene Fälle, wo ich in die echte Sache gehe und es länger als in Glam dauert.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Actually, someone came in, I was doing glam and someone was like, oh, you don't play music during glam. And I was like, oh my god, no, I never play music during glam because we're gossiping.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I've heard there are some celebrities that meditate during glam.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Ja. Wenn ein wichtiger Produzent aufkommt. Wir hatten viele Prä-Interviews, weil wir viele Live-Morningshows gemacht haben. Diese Vor-Interview... Ich war nervös. Du warst nervös. Ich war nervös. Ich konnte sagen, du warst nervös. Und du bist nie nervös. Also wenn ich sehe, dass du nervös bist, dann bin ich nervös.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Lokal gossipieren? Lokal gossipieren. In dem du dich aneinander befindest.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Du kennst die Namen, du kennst den Spieler, aber ja. Und Make-up-Artist. Hier ist das andere, warte. Der Beste. Hier ist das andere, was so viel funktioniert. Wenn es lokal gossipiert ist, in dem du dich aneinander befindest, People are more apt to tell you because I've had so many people be like, don't tell anyone and then be like, who are you going to tell?
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
And I have become that friend where it's like, who is Paige even going to tell? Paige is locked up working. She doesn't talk to anyone. She's not going to tell anyone. Let's spill our guts to her.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
This happens to you a lot more than the average person. You get sat next to a crazy, a lot more than the average person.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
This is why. I feel bad for you and then I don't.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Eines der am stärksten aufregenden Dinge, wenn man mit einer kranken Person handelt, ist, dass sie dir bereits diese Informationen erzählt hat.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
No, I've been in, okay, wait, I've been in so many situations where I'm like, I can't get out of this. And they're asking for my number and you just give it. Do you know that Paris Hilton, like she said, when she did that documentary, what was it? I like. I forgot. But one of the things she said was that she has two phones for that exact reason because she's so nice.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Wenn ich sage, dass du überdenkst, Wir haben ein Problem.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
She never wanted to be mean to someone and be like, oh no, this is the wrong number. So she has a phone where she sends all those people that number.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Where are you at this point? You gotta be over Chicago.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Wow, was war ihr Name? It's not important.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Wait, I'm so excited for her. I know, so am I. She's a giggler.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
She's like, for a workaholic, seems like you're really slumming it here on Delta. She's literally like, where's Paige? And I was like, Paige is at home. You're like on a private plane somewhere.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Yeah, we were like doing it full out.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Okay, you're in the middle of Season 2.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Yeah. And he's like trying to speak American.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I'm obsessed with him. To each his own. Truly though, once it hits May, I'm absolutely fucking off. May, I might have some stuff, but June, July, August, I'm off. Okay, I'm gonna start the birth control literally April 29th, so I can freeze my eggs right in the beginning of May.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I know. Right? Well, I think that's why I stopped getting my period in January, because I was so fucking stressed out.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
No, the things men can do to you, you're just like, eh, now I don't have my period. Now I'm not a woman anymore. I hope you're fucking happy. No, and I really didn't want to have to do the birth control, but I waited as long as I could to see if I could get it back. Also, apparently birth control can help with UTIs. Okay.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I've ordered literally everything. The Gigglers have been messaging me for 17 days about... Trying to figure out... Our vaginas. Yeah. The Gigglers are our doctors. They are. They... Well. I have to call the doctor back. I...
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Well, it was a man. Oh no! I don't know his sexual orientation, but I'm gonna lean toward homosexual. Well, he better be. So I'm on the phone with the doctor and I'm like, hey, I had a UTI last week. They gave me pills. It came back like stronger than ever. She gave me... Different pills, and I still just don't feel completely right.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
It came back with a full vengeance. And I still don't feel completely right. And he was like, okay, I would hate to have to give you a third antibiotic, but if by tomorrow the pills really haven't kicked in, come back in, we'll do another test, we'll see what's going on, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, okay. I just sounded defeated on the phone.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
And then he was like, and I just want to let you know, I am a giggler. I was like, oh my god. If you are in the healthcare medical field, start out with that. Start out with that, you're a giggler, because then let's get into some local gossip. Local meaning my specific vagina. Okay? I wouldn't have used so many like... Oh, und danke dir so sehr und ich werde dich anrufen.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Oder ich bin überdenkend. Ich war so, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie, wie.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Ich hätte gesagt, okay, es brennt. Es ist wirklich schlecht.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Back to Jimmy Fallon, we didn't talk about the green room and backstage, how Giggly Squad coded it was. Now, mind you, Jon Hamm and Patrick Schwarzenegger are there. Two iconic people at this time. And in their field and in their industry. Their hair and makeup wanted nothing to do with them. They were Gigglers. Well, men don't need hair and makeup. They came to us. I just loved that part.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Any woman that was there, We were hanging. Was a giggler.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
She was like, can you turn your knee? Actually, that's like when your vag opens up.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Loki so insulting and Loki so page-coded of her to say.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Josephine is Paige's assistant and head producer. Let me give you the lore on Josephine. Josephine was my very first assistant years ago. She was my assistant for less than a year. She ended up getting a job. You're very loyal like that. You like people from day one. Day one. Yeah. Day one only. Yeah.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
She was my first assistant ever and she left me within like seven or eight months of working for me because she got like her dream job at Condé Nast. And I was like, go and flourish and live your truth. She bounced around to a couple of jobs and then last year she messaged me and was like, I want to come back. And I actually was like, I could bring you on full time.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Does Josephine really need to use her brain at full capacity to do what we do? Also no.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Hier ist die Sache, warum ich sie in meinem Apartment jeden Tag, morgens bis nachts brauche. Sie ändert meine Gehirnperspektive. Wenn ich mit jemandem war, der mir zu ähnlich war und ein bisschen negativ war.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
No, that's why we work too. Because you're not negative, you're not really pessimistic. I can really get down there. You know, like when me and Sierra are together longer than two days, it's bad. It's real bad. And fuck them! And that's why the three of us, we keep it light. Josephine bringt so viel Licht und Positivität in mein Leben. Es ist perfekt.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Aber ich liebe es, dass ich ein bisschen auf sie rüttel.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
It's so funny because when she said that, I thought, oh my god, she gives exact nail biting energy and I've never thought that.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I feel like you don't have memories from college. I don't have memories. No, I'm not gonna lie. I was laying in bed the other night and I was trying to think of something from my childhood and I was just like, I can't think of it. And then I was like, can I think of anything? I truly can't remember a damn thing.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I mean, come on. I'm kinky, but I'm not that crazy. In einem Episode nehmen wir beide Viagra und sehen, was passiert. Warte, es ist lustig, dass in verschiedenen Situationen ich einfach random Menschen eine Pille gegeben habe und gesagt habe, kannst du das Hannah geben? Mit keinem Gedanken, dass ich dir irgendwas geben könnte. Und das ist Schaubis. Das ist Showbiz.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Sometimes people... I saw this thing on TikTok and it was like, when's the last time you were really happy? It was like... I was like, okay, that's too deep and I know it's been a while. But then I was trying to think of things from my 20s and I was like, and how did I feel then? I was like, I don't know. Like I couldn't think of anything.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I mean, I feel like you got bullied so much in college, but you didn't actually notice it until you were out of college.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Okay, sie dachten, du wärst ein Lesbiker. Ja. No, that's so bad. Burndog. Burndog. You wanna know what? I'm not defending them. It does roll off the tongue. It's an easy Burndog. It's an easy thing to say.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Do you know that I've never really, like, had a nickname?
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Yeah, you do. DeSorbo, what are you doing? You're the only one that's ever called me by my last name, because I've never played a sport. And then people call you P. Yeah, some people call me P. But that's, like, that's just my initial.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Yeah, but that hasn't happened in a while. Oh, is that not a thing anymore? Getting drunk? Not really. When is the last time I was drunk? When was the last time I was drunk? When is the last time you were drunk? I know, the last time I was drunk, I think it was like New Year's Eve. Well, I actually know that for a fact, because I died and had to get an IV.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
When are we getting the pet psychic on the pod? Enough.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
All I'm doing, Mae, is fucking off, freezing my eggs. And going to Pet Psych Eggs. I wonder how Daphne feels about me freezing my eggs. That's one thing I want to ask the Pet Psych Eggs. Should we freeze Daphne's eggs? She doesn't have any. She's fixed. How's she doing? Ich meine, sie ist so wunderschön, wie wir sie haben. Sie lebt ihre Leben.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Ich bin so, hey, kannst du auf Hannahs Dressing Room knacken und ihr einen von diesen anpacken?
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Wir werden es in die Newsletter geben, was Chat-GBT gesagt hat. human versions of our cats are.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
And it looked exactly what we thought Butter would look like as a human. And I sent it in to AI and I said, this is my best friend's cat. She runs away a lot and she doesn't let anyone pet her. She's from Queens.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Our first quote. Next. This is going to be the greatest book ever. Instagram-Psychic. Daphne, Pages Cat. We have a lot of notes. The publishing company. So nice of them to add something.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Can we hire HR? Grace, our CEO. No comment from Butter. I wrote this book. Lenore Berner, Hannah's mom.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I've always wanted to say this. On stands now. On stands now. If we're in the airport, we might see the book.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I kept seeing all these messages and comments being like, I wonder if Paige and Jon Hamm talked about Bravo. Jon Hamm and I are old friends. We go so way back. We go way back to Mad Men. We go way back to the Vanity Fair. I would have crushed that role. You would have. No, we saw him at Vanity Fair. We met him at Vanity Fair. And so we like got our Bravo Gossip out then.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
So then seeing him at Jimmy Fallon, it was more like, oh my God, how are you? How are you? How have you been? How are the kids? How have you been, John? I actually did watch his new show that he was there promoting. It's so good.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
He's a performer. Yeah, he's goofy.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Yeah, I was obsessed with you and White Lotus. You're phenomenal. This outfit is giving trendy. It's giving nuances.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Johnny Boy. Und John hat gesagt, um es euch zu zeigen, Jimmy Fallon ist sehr kompetitiv. Er liebt es, diese Spiele zu gewinnen.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
We're a baller, they're Aristotle. You grew up gaming, okay? Every year at Thanksgiving we play Family Feud in the backyard. You're a gamer. You might not know that, but you grew up a gamer, so you're competitive.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
women count as half as people cool i didn't get that joke in this political climate women don't count as one person okay okay here's another thing another whole person when you're filming the show everyone's mics are on everyone's mics are open yes so when you said that joke and i laughed he was i talked over him a little got it so we kind of like a fuzz on me and it's like Okay, keep going.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I don't know why I did that so meanly.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Wir waren so weit weg. Du hast gesagt, ich kenne nicht wirklich Charades. Ich habe gesagt, du wirst es fangen.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Du warst so, sorry, was sind die Regeln wieder? You won it for Bye Bye Bye and Kung Fu Panda. You've never once seen Kung Fu Panda.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I have a small little anecdote to tell the gigglers. This morning I was in a bagel mood. Mm-hmm. A couple years ago I heard Michael B. Jordan on a podcast or like in an interview and they were like, what's your bagel order? And I never forgot it. And I get it all the time.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
If anything, we're adaptable. We're malleable. We deal with adversity.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
No, because we were... Weirdly good. We were all very in tune with each other.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
I think he is also low-key very funny, too. His bit on the show, making the protein shake, that was funny.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
That must be so funny. I didn't see it yet. To like watch it.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Yeah. No, we're very proud of him.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
We're big fans of him. And John's sick of us, seen us everywhere. Yep, keeps running into us. And Jimmy Fallon, I'm obsessed with him. Okay.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Um, he's like a perfect example of when people are like, oh, don't meet your heroes. He's a perfect example of like, he was exactly what you would expect and what you like want him to be. And, and, and better.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
My life changed forever. I get, well, I don't know what kind of bagel he got. I think he actually did cinnamon raisin, but whatever. I do plain. I do plain bagel with cream cheese and jelly and bacon. Oh wow. It's so good. You're a little freak. It's like sweet and savory. I love that. Well, I love jelly.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Ich war so, oh mein Gott, ich kann das nicht.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Your worm was phenomenal. Do you think that the worm is now officially retired?
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Und ich war so, nein, ich bin nicht okay. Und wir haben uns mit ihm verabschiedet. Meine Frage ist, glaubst du, dass unser Psycho aus Salem das Episode gesehen hat?
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Ich trinke einen Fruchtpunsch gerade. Die Dinge sind weg.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
Anyone who has FOMO, like who isn't at Coachella, who's having FOMO, I don't relate to you in any capacity whatsoever. I don't relate to you. Mind you, the people there, I don't relate to them either. But I feel like in an even bigger capacity. But there's nothing about Coachella. There's not one single thing that I would be like, That seems nice.
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Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip
No. No. And I just, like, I think Lady Gaga gave a great performance. Like, I was looking at videos from that and it looked cool. But like... I'll catch her when she's in New York. I'll catch her on the flip side. Yeah, I'll catch her when she's at a venue.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Und alles, was du fühlst, ist so lecker. Und du denkst dir, dass du die Menschenleben wächst. Der Fakt, dass Frauen nicht als Göttin in der Gesellschaft gesehen werden, verstehe ich nicht. Unsere Körper sind kapabel von alienen Verhalten.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Es ist verrückt. Und... Sorry that I have a mason jar with my cold brew. This is so millennial.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Look at the picture behind me. Millennial.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
No, it's crazy. And here's the other thing. I, the typical round for shots is like anywhere from 10 to 14. I only did seven days of shots because my body was just like moving faster than average. Um, Ich bin in keiner anderen Situation in meinem Leben. Ich denke mir, das ist definitiv ein Wurf. Ich bin nicht sicher. Oh mein Gott.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
No one cares. Okay, wait. Actually, I do have one thing to say about the Met Gala. But I do actually have a strong opinion about one thing. Let's circle back for like two seconds. What is your gripe? Not a gripe. This is so embarrassing to admit. The morning after the Met Gala, I'm in glam for something. It's literally was last year. How can I remember?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Das ist der einzige Grund, warum ich denke, wenn ich einen weiteren Rund im Sommer mache, war es wirklich nur eine Woche aus meinem Leben, um diese Schüsse zu machen. Und jetzt bin ich nur wieder zurück.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I do so many things before bed. I need hours before bed. I have so many self-care things. My new thing is not sleeping with my phone physically in my bed, but on my nightside table.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Holding it. You'd be like... I'd look at it. You'd be mid-yelling at your boyfriend. I'm working on Chinese markets. I need to have my phone all the time. I do a lot of self-care things, but here's my number one thing. And it would not be possible without my mattress for a mattress. My adjustable base bed. I love it.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
The one thing you should invest in in life is your mattress. My mattress for a mattress, I'm going to even go a step further and say that it may make me not get married. Because I'm like, in what world is someone coming in here?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
And then sometimes I'm a back sleeper. But then, hey, I might go tummy time for a little bit.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Und du kannst mich nicht fangen. Ich bewege mich, ich bewege mich. Eine 360, wenn du willst. Eine Sache, die ich gelernt habe, als ich auf Tour war, ist, dass ich mein Bett zu Hause liebe. Und ich habe sie für granted genommen. Sie hat so viele Dinge, die sie tun kann. Sie könnte das Land runtern. Wenn mehr Leute meine Mattress hatten, wäre es weniger Chaos.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
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And I'm talking to Mitchell and Taylor and we're talking about who we liked, who we didn't like. And I said, did you guys see Katy Perry? And they're like, oh my God, we didn't see Katy Perry. And I'm like, you have to see Katy Perry. Also habe ich ihnen das Bild gezeigt und sie waren so wunderschön. Ich kann nicht glauben, dass ich es nicht gesehen habe.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich habe meine Eier gefroren. Ich fühle mich wirklich nichts dahinter, außer wenn es über die Temperatur von 65 Grad in New York kommt. Ich bin so, wir tragen alle weiß.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
It's winter is over, I've switched from black to white.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
What? Nicht, um auf dem Thema meiner Geburt zu bleiben. Ich weiß, was du sagen wirst. Aber in meiner ganzen Leben, nicht in meiner ganzen Leben, ehrlich gesagt, in den Beginn meiner Leben hatte ich eine große New York City Geburt. Und in den letzten zehn Jahren, ich weiß nicht, ob ich in Italien verheiratet werde, könnte ich zurück sein, wenn ich eine massive New York City Geburt habe.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Nun, das ist Millennial und ich kümmere mich nicht um. In der New York Public Library, was so lustig ist, weil du nicht lesen kannst. Aber als bestseller New York Times Autor, oh mein Gott, Hannah, hör auf, was am Montagabend passiert. Ich bin mit meiner Familie, wie man es macht. Und mein Vater sagt das Wort, egal was. Und ich sage, naja, das ist kein Wort.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Und er und mein Bruder sind beide auf mich eingegangen. Und sie sagen, es ist absolut ein Wort. Ich habe gesagt, egal was. Ich bin so, es ist egal, wie lange du es gesagt hast. Selbst wenn es ein Wort ist, sag nicht das Wort. Don't say that word. I go as a New York Times bestselling author. Three weeks in a row. I know that that's not a word. And I honestly was going out there going out on a limb.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
It's not it is a word, but it's not considered like proper English.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
No, Hannah, I almost... I don't know where to go. I almost passed out on the stairs. And I kept trying to make jokes to everyone. Like, wow, a lot of stairs. Like, I'm out of breath. And no one was like... I was like, oh, okay, you guys are all this in shape. Okay, sorry.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Und ich war so, dass die Vorlesung dieses Jahr seltsam war. Es hat sich einfach aufgehört. Wir haben eine ganze Konversation. 5 Stunden später bin ich wieder nach Hause von meinem Wohnzimmer. Gott weiß, was ich da gemacht habe. Ich kann mir nicht vorstellen, was es war. Aber egal. Es war ein AI-Foto von Katy Perry, für das die Internet-Internet fällt.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Sie ist am Event? Nein, sie ist nur draußen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wait, here's another... One more thing about the stairs. You know how you were walking up the stairs and there were like hot young men on each step? Yeah, they had real models. To like help you or they were like ushers or something? As I'm walking up the steps, I felt like I had to give a bit. Like each...
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Und ich weiß nicht, ob sie gesagt haben, nicht zu interagieren, aber ich bin so, ob jemand jemals fallt?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Es ist verrückt. Es ist verrückt, in New York City Situationen zu gehen und zu sagen, oh, ich würde als Kugel gesprochen werden.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wait, here's another thing, another territory that the girls aren't talking about. And I need to bring it up. You say territory? Yeah, territory. Territory?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Are you ever in a situation where you're assuming that someone is... nicht viel älter als du, aber älter als du. Und dann verletzt du sie fast. Weil sie sagen, wir sind gleich älter. Und du denkst, naja... Aber du meinst das nicht auf Grundlage. Ich dachte, du wüsstest nicht, worüber ich rede, weil wir nicht gleich älter sind. Es ist einfach so, hier ist das Ding.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wir sind in einer Zeit, in der es merkwürdig ist. Es ist merkwürdig.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Oh, okay. Ich hasse das. Hier ist die Unterschiede. Ich liebe es.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich bin ein Überlebender. Ich bin mehr weinig, als du bist. 100 Prozent. Okay, das war... Wow. Nein, weil du dich kümmerst. Nichts in der Welt ist 100 Prozent.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Aber du bist so gut, dass du nicht mal in die Kamera schaust.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Es war das zweite Jahr in der Reihe, außer Best Dressed. Best Dressed.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Du bist wirklich gut, dich nicht zu beurteilen. Physisch.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ja, wenn ich in einem schwierigen Zeitraum bin, gehe ich sofort zu, was kann ich ändern über meine Appearance?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ja, das ist, warum ich chatte, GPT, was ist mein Glow-Up vor Memorial Day Weekend?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I love that. That's why they're an Italian delicacy. That's why you can have them fried. That's why you can also have them non-fried. You can have them in a salad.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ja. Are you looking for it? I was looking to see if I had a charger, but I... You always know when I'm looking for something. And I do, and I didn't want to bend down and get it.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wow, that's when I'm like, that's when I'm deep in like I have some type of ailment. When you're on Quora? Und wenn du schläfst, und es ist eine andere Farbe. Und wenn dein Pussy was verbreitet.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Well, it was actually scary. I was like, okay, so we can really actually just do everything from our home. Like, no one has to go anywhere. This is the best dress. This was the best dress I saw all night. It wasn't even real.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Okay, das ist so interessant, weil ich diese Woche einen TikTok gesehen habe, dass ich sagte, ich kann nicht warten, das Hannah zu sagen, weil es sich um deine innere Stimme handelt. Es gab einen TikTok und es war wie in deinem Geist, schreie deinen Namen. Jetzt in deinem Geist, schreie deinen Namen. Und es ist anders. Und du hast es gemacht.
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Und dann war das Video so, siehst du, wie du dir diese Stimme erzählen kannst, was du tun musst. Du musst dir einfach mehr bewusst sein über den Tag. Du hast dir einfach nur deine Stimme erzählt, um zu weinen, dann zu weinen. Du kannst ihnen eigentlich andere Gedanken erzählen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Soll ich weiterentwickeln und sagen, ich habe dich nicht gefragt? Nein, wirklich nicht.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Sprechend von mentaler Gesundheit, können wir über Molly May sprechen?
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oh molly my sweet sweet girl my sweet sweet girl so molly may second season came out i'm only one episode into the second season um she's going through it which we love she's like absolutely going through it she's like completely back with tommy and it's such like this but is she yeah like the like on instagram they're like back
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Es hat sich ein wenig aufgelöst. Es hat sich ein wenig aufgelöst, dass sie wieder zusammenkommen werden. Und sie haben in New York... Nicht in New York City. In New York. Und wenn du jemals Mollymay oder Freunde mit einem Mollymay bist, ich fühle mich, als wäre ich in beiden Situationen.
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It is so hard to watch your friend go through that, and it's so hard to be her, because you're like, okay, well, if obviously all my friends want me happy, and if I'm happy by getting back together with him, why aren't they happy for me? And I feel like she's kind of going through that type of thing, where I... Obviously, we're not friends with Molly Mae in real life.
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But I'm like, if it makes you happy to be his girlfriend again, I love it for you.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Und du musst sie auf ihrem eigenen Zeitplan machen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Oh mein Gott, ich bin in meinem... Weißt du, was du auch machen kannst auf Chat-GPT, was ich glaube, dass die Leute nicht wissen? Astrologie? Du kannst all deine Astrologie machen. Oh mein Gott. Und ich habe gerade einen siebenjährigen Zyklus beendet.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I haven't listened to a Katy Perry song in like. Okay.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Yeah, contact your local astrologer.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Like, you're... It's like a weird imposter syndrome. A perfect example too is I was watching it with my mom and my mom has no idea who Molly Mae is and I'm giving her like general background and I'm like the only way to describe her is you just want to be her friend and then like one episode in I'm like are you obsessed with Molly Mae and she's like and she's just the cutest.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Entschuldigung, was wollte ich gerade sagen? Wir haben die Geschichte nicht beendet. Und Wintour. Ja. Aber dann wollte ich etwas sagen, aber es kommt zu mir zurück.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Nun, ich panikierte auch an dem Moment, dass ich in einem fremden Ort war.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wir haben uns verabschiedet. Das war eine kreative Wahl, die wir verraten haben. Ich fühlte mich auch so schwul am Abend. Du sahst wunderschön aus.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Nein, das war mein Maternstück. Mein Körper könnte nicht mehr verheiratet sein. Dein Maternstück ist vielleicht... Es ist verrückt.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Nein, ich hoffe wirklich, dass der Peak meiner Verheiratung der Früh ist.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
You know what? I don't know. It's not gonna be my whole personality, but there will be occasions where it's like, oh, and that's an accessory. But I'm not gonna do it all the time, because honestly, I think it's overdone. It's like, we got it!
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Du warst letztes Monat verheiratet? Es ist so, dass du Rihanna bist. Ehrlich gesagt, ich kümmere mich nicht um dich. Auch, mach, was du willst. Litteral, mach, was du willst. Ich habe keine Ahnung.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Du nimmst Jahre aus meinem Leben und ich versuche es auf jeden Fall wiederzumachen. Hier ist das Wichtigste. Ich liebe es, wenn wir in Person filmen. Ich liebe die Clips. Die Energie ist anders. Der Pod ist anders. Es gibt Zeiten, in denen wir virtuell filmen müssen, was verrückt ist, weil das ist alles, was wir früher tun. Das ist so, darf ich sagen, lässig.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Yeah, but when has that ever happened? It was the last time we did something just for ourselves. I don't know. I mean, I'll definitely do one, I think.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I legitimately felt like we were in the movie 13 going on 30 and we accidentally woke up and we were 30 and they're like, and you have to go to this dinner. And we're like, wait, what?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
They really do look similar, yeah.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
You know what's crazy to think about Anna Wintour when we don't think about it enough? She's just going to after work dinners. Sie macht einfach nur ihren normalen Arbeitsabend. Und sie sagt, oh, heute Abend habe ich das Abendessen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I remembered what I was going to say previously, but just keep going.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Nein, ich bin nicht gestresst. Nein, ich bin nicht gestresst. Ja, du bist.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Das war so eine tolle Person auf meiner Liste, um mich zu treffen. Das war so ein Moment für mich, dass ich gesagt habe, Mama, Ruhe. Ich konnte nichts sagen. Ich konnte nicht denken, dass es nicht der Zeit war, eine Lüge auszuprobieren. Nichts in meinem Kopf, was ich sagen wollte, war nicht der Zeitpunkt. Also habe ich Samantha am meisten gesprochen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Because there was nothing I could do but like nod and smile. So for some reason, I was feeling myself. Yeah, well, as always. And she's, we started riffing. You're like holding my beer. You can't think of anything to say?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
What could we say to Anna Wintour that hasn't been said about her or to her?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ja, ich wäre so, wunderschöne Skirt. Obsessiv.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Hier ist ein weiterer Grund, warum ich virtuell recordiere. Wir sind die Katy Perry. Können wir uns in der Studio einstellen? Ich habe alle meine Dinge zu Hause. Hier ist, was wir annehmen müssen und wir werden es machen. Wir werden es dieses Sommer annehmen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Es war wirklich verrückt. Und sie hat eine volle Rede gegeben. Ja. Full speech, like full mingling and then I literally scooted out there to give myself a shot at 9.15.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Sie hat mich getextet und gefragt, wie meine Eier-Retrieve ging.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Und ich war da so, okay. Nein, auch in dem Moment war ich so, das ist, es gibt solche Veränderungen der Mutterheit, ich kann es mir nicht vorstellen. Ich kann nicht warten, wenn der Tag richtig ist. Du musst nicht mehr nach Irland aussteigen. Du kannst auf einer Table von neun Frauen stehen und sagen, dass du weggehst. Es gehört zu meinen Kindern. Und sie sind so... Geh weg.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Du warst glücklich, dass du in erster Linie hier warst. Ja, sie waren so, ich kann nicht glauben, dass du es sogar aus dem Haus geschafft hast. Also stand ich da und sagte, Leute, ich muss mir einen Schuss in den Abdomen geben. Ich werde spät sein. Und sie waren so, geh auf und wundere dich.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Oh, ja. Nein, ich war... Noch mal, wenn es um die Mutterheit geht, habe ich gelernt, dass ich meinen Babyschauer lieben werde. Ich... Ich denke mehr über meinen Babyschauer als über irgendein Wedding-Event. Weißt du? Und ich wollte sehen, wie ich mich bewegen werde. Wird meine Mund schmerzen?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
So the day my mom gets to my apartment, she gets to my apartment, now I'm going the next morning for my egg retrieval, so I'm like peak bloat. And I, in classic like mother fashion, I'm like, this is so adorable, look at how I'm gonna carry, just like so tiny. And she looks at me and she goes, you think? Like...
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ja, ich dachte, warte, was? Nur eine Mutter könnte das machen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich praktiziere. Ich praktiziere Posen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich bin literally nach dem Abendessen für Mutter's Day gegangen und ich habe gesagt, ich muss einen hohen Rücken tragen. Ich bin literally auf meinem Stomach.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
What'd she do? Since then, she's been banned.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I think I'm obsessed. She was banned from literally, like, the entire facility of, like, North Carolina, like, where he works. Like, banned from the whole thing.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
He's the coach of North Carolina.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Oh wow, so she's busy too. She's busy too.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
She's competing. And Bill goes to support her, which we love. We love a supportive gang. Here's the only thing. He's sitting next to her dad, who he is, he is older than her dad. And for me, I thought, okay, Ich kann das nicht verstehen. Ich konnte es nicht verstehen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Right, I feel like you have to do a lot of things to get banned from anywhere.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
They have your picture in the back room. They're like, if anyone sees her, take her out immediately. Warte, da ist, wenn Bravo, hier ist eine Sache, eine Sache, die ich über Bravo sage, Bravo sollte ihre Veranstaltungen zurückbringen. Ich und Hannah waren immer mit Bravo-Lebertys in einem Büro, wie in einem Büro, wie in einem Büro, wie in einem Büro.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Yeah, no, it's honestly, I have to get out. You know, I have to get out of the house. We're going to figure out like our recording situation and the vibe and the aesthetic and all of that. But I like recording virtually because I have all my things here. Like I made my coffee. I have my Stanley. I have an ice roller. Like I... Okay, but actually, let me say...
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Warum vloggen sie nicht BravoCon mit einem bestimmten Anzahl von Bravo-Lebertys und senden die ganze Woche eine Kamera mit ihnen und machen es wie die Bücher? Sie verpassen wirklich auf einige wirklich lustige Skizzen und Sachen. Wir sind Produzenten.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Entschuldigung, wir sind kreativ. Ja.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I think I... It's mental. I think not being able to sleep after caffeine is literally mental and like gaslighting yourself. Wait, you're so right. Jetlag is a social construct.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I think the only appropriate place to smoke a cig is in Europe in the summer. And it has to be a skinny cig. And you have to be drunk or sitting at a small circular table. Und das sind nur die Regeln. Und das sind nur die Regeln. Wenn du in den Grenzen der USA bist, ist es nicht Zigarettenzeit.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Du warst in der Kindertagesstunde, du warst in der Kindertagesstunde, die D.A.R.E. super seriös.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Also dann sehe ich eine Zigarette und ich war wie, oh, oh mein Gott, wie warst du, als du, als du postkollegial warst und du merkst hast, dass alle Kokain gemacht haben?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Nein. No one tells me. You turn 23 and you're like, okay, so toilet paper is crazy expensive. Cheese is a luxury item and everyone does cocaine.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
They're like, she should be offering it to us.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Echt epic. Ich habe das letzte Mal auf Dumois geschaut und es Hannah geliefert. Es klingt so, als ob du und Chelsea Handler auf einem lesbischen Abendabend waren.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ja, wiederum unnötig, weil ich glaube, ich habe gesehen, sie hat einen Episode gemacht, in dem sie etwas genommen hat und ja, ich glaube, es war wie ein Ambien. Ja, also jetzt schlafe ich mit dir.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
You're like always asking me to go to raves. I'm like, I have a child.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Es gibt einige reiche Giggler. Ich bin so, warte mal. Ich dachte mir, ich mache ein Panorama von diesem Raum.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
We don't need to get into these logistics.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
You know what's crazy? That like when you do get an animal or a pet, you name them a name and then you literally never say that name again. What is with that? You know, like... Es ist seltsam, dass ich Daphne sage. Ich bin wie Miss Mädchen, Miss Mädchen, Miss Mädchen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Anything else? I have one last thing to say, because I feel like we're always talking about travel and how much like we hate the airport and all this stuff. I keep getting TikTok videos of I'm obsessed with ballerinas. I love their aesthetic. I love their vibe. Like I want to be in a girl friend group of ballerinas, you know, and I want them to like low key hate me.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
We're recording virtually because I... In vitro. We're recording in vitro.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Like I just like I'm obsessed with them. I keep getting all these ballerinas in airports doing full out routines. Now, usually like if I saw that at an airport, I would be like, I'll murder everyone. I'm obsessed. I love it. I love a dancing video when I'm like nowhere near involved, but I can like appreciate it. Yeah, I can appreciate it.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
If I saw two ballerinas doing their thing in the middle of LaGuardia.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Die Leute sind in der Mitte von Flashmobs eingegangen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Das ist wie ein Bild. Das ist Friends Hanging Out.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Das ist Fantasia. Nein, ich möchte, können wir bitte zum Ballet gehen? Ich bin literally nie zum Ballet gekommen. All I want to do is wear a chic, cool, I feel like going to the ballet in the summer in New York City is like, hello, who are we?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Bitte, Kenway. Weißt du, dass Josephine adulte Ballett-Klassen macht? Josephine ist cool. Das ist meine Frage.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
cast me in a ballerina ass movie yeah i've been preparing for the role my whole life see that's where like when i think i could be a chef or like that see ballerina i'm like not for a second would someone be like can i have no i think it's because the movie center stage came out at like a very pivotal moment and it was like i was like eight oder neun, wo ich dachte, ist das ein sexuelles Verlust?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich glaube, das war das erste Mal, dass ich gesagt habe, das ist ein gayer Mann. Dinge wie das.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Stepp up. Channing Tatum. Honey, Jessica Alba. Nein, vorher. Julia Stiles.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Und vielleicht siehst du nicht so aus. Maybe you could do something where you look not like you differently from you.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Sorry, I can't be everything for everyone. Sorry, I can't freeze my eggs, put them back in my body, have a baby. Sorry. Sorry.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
If you made it this far listening, well, then good for you. You are officially a woman in STEM. Of course the M stands for manifesting and let's just say I love a TikTok-Psychic just as much as the next person. But you know me, I have a tough time believing a single thing they say. The way I like to manifest is extremely page-coded. And it is another excuse for me to make a list.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I like to set a five-year totally unrealistic goal list. It doesn't have to be long and it doesn't have to be totally attainable. That is the beauty of manifesting. You can make it whatever you want. It all depends on you and how you feel about yourself or whatever Brene Brown says. I use these lists as a guide for things I would like to accomplish professionally and personally.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I look at it once a month. When I do come across this list amid the hundreds of other lists on my phone, I fantasize about how it would feel to be living as that version of myself. Nun, ich werde euch nicht sagen, dass ihr Zitronen durch eure Tür auf einem vollen Mond, während Mercury in der Mikrowelle ist, aber ich werde euch sagen, dass ihr wirklich, wirklich über es fantasiert.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
So it's considered... Oh, like if you're like, no, you have to show up. It's like, okay, wow, so we don't give paid maternity leave.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wann immer ich im Schlaf bin, fühle ich mich immer am meisten kreativ und denke an so viele Dinge. Aber sobald ich aus dem Schlaf bin, ist es so, als hätte ich alles vergessen und ich bin zurück in die Realität. Hot Girls haben kurze Erinnerungen. Aber das ist, wenn ich wirklich das, was ich will, manifestiere.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich wusste, dass du das sagen würdest. Ich wusste, dass du mich zurückrufen würdest und sagst, okay, cool, mich, wenn ich aufwache. Was redest du hier über? I'm so pregnant, I'm so bloated. It's so cosmic energy that I froze my eggs on Mother's Day weekend. I was like, I felt maternal.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
You want to know why I felt maternal? This is how I knew. Walking down the streets of New York City, I was like, if anyone steps to me right now, with my eggs just brewing, ready to be taken out, I'll fucking cut some. You go,
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I'm pregnant. I'm like literally no chivalry. Okay, let me just talk about my egg freezing journey for a quick second because I did my... Retrieval this past weekend. I went to, first let me say the company name, which I feel like I haven't even said, which I'm so stupid. It's called Extend Fertility. It's on 57th Street, if you live in New York City. My doctor's name was Dr. Klein.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
He was amazing. He literally... I felt smarter after being around him. Every time he said good question to me, I was like, no, I'm a good student. Okay, so on Wednesday... Oh, we also have to talk about meeting Anna Wintour. Oh my god, yeah. That was a year ago. I was getting your eggs out of the way. Let's get my eggs out of the way. I did my trigger shot Wednesday night.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I went in for my egg retrieval on Friday morning. It's literally like 20 minutes, which is just so crazy.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Like you're like, okay. And you get put under. And so everyone was like, oh my God, you're so nervous to get put under. Ich weiß nicht warum, aber es geht um Delulo. Ich habe es nicht gedacht. Sie sagten, es fühlt sich an, als hättest du eine 2-Hour-Napel. Ich dachte, ja, schieß mich auf. Was warten wir für? Los geht's. Ich hätte nicht weniger nervös sein können. Das ist mein Lieblingshobby.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Yeah, I wasn't nervous at all. I don't know if it's a combination of like you're not in a hospital doing a procedure, like you're in a doctor's office, but it's like, you know, whatever. So my mom came down with me. They retrieved a total of 28 eggs and then they call you like the next morning to see how many matured. So they took out 28. I only had 13 survive. So I have 13.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Wait, how do they die? They really like don't mature. They're like, Nein, danke. Es ist schmerzhaft, eigentlich.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Das ist eine wirklich gute Menge Eier. Ich könnte jetzt noch einen Rund machen, wenn ich will, oder ich könnte mit diesem Niveau hinkommen. Ich habe es noch nicht voll entschieden. Wenn ich noch einen Rund machen würde, würde ich es im Sommer machen. Ich muss meinen Körper einen Break geben.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Natürlich frage ich Chat, GPT, alles. Ich sage, okay, ist 13 Eier? Und sie sagen, du könntest ein Kind davon bekommen. Es sind einfach alle Dinge. Aber der Ort, an dem ich es tue, beantwortet wirklich jede Frage. Ich habe meine Nachfolgeabteilung diese Woche, um all diese Fragen zu fragen. Aber ich bin sehr stolz auf mich selbst. Für... Den ganzen Prozess zu machen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Das eine, was ich darüber sagen werde, ist, dass es schwieriger ist, als du es denken würdest. Und es ist auch viel einfacher, als du es denken würdest.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ja, ich habe überrascht, wie gut ich bei den Schotten sein werde. Ich war am nervössten, die Schotten zu machen. Und das war ein bisschen eine Brise. Was ich unterstattet habe, war, dass ich nach dem Egeretriebe, also ich bin jetzt blutig, ich bin auf meinem vierten Tag, meine Blüten töten mich. Und dann erinnere ich mich mir, okay, mein Körper hat eine Trauma-Erfahrung.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Sorry, I just got so scared. When was the Met?
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich muss mir ein bisschen Gnade geben und einfach ruhen und chillen. Nachdem du es fertig gemacht hast, fühlt es sich an, als hättest du deinen Zeitraum. Du hättest einen Krampf, als hättest du deinen Zeitraum. Wenn du schlägst, bist du fast sehr sicher von deinen Ovarien. Oh mein Gott. Ich kann es nicht erklären.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Es ist einfach so, dass wenn dein Zeitraum fast aufgelöst ist und du sagst, oh ja, ich kann es fühlen. Das ist, wie es fühlt sich an. Das ist ein wirklich langer Anruf. Die OG Gigglers würden es verstehen.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Okay, so, last week I was flying high. Being a woman is so empowering.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I still believe that. I think I'm low on estrogen at base level. This week, okay, on the fourth day, which is tomorrow, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, tomorrow will be my fourth day post-surgery, is now when my hormones are about to drastically drop. Oh no. Because now I have it, now it's a full week where I haven't been giving myself shots.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Ich fühlte mich sehr serendipitös, als ich es am Weihnachtsabend gemacht habe. Ich fühle mich... I just feel like less, I truly do feel like less pressure. It's like, okay, and even if I only have one child, that is like what is meant for the world, you know? And I have them on ice.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Okay, I don't even know if I do.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Literally. I did have one doctor tell me I have it, then I've had another doctor tell me I don't, which if I've learned anything about it from talking to the other girls, it is like extremely hard to diagnose and the same thing happens to them. I really don't think I have it. Weil ich glaube, sie hätten in all diesen Ultrasounden gesehen, wenn ich eine Schleimhaut hatte. Ja. Und meine Niveaus.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Oh, hier war die andere Sache. Denn erinnert ihr euch, ich musste, ich musste auf die Erkrankung gehen, bevor ich die Schüsse machte. Ja. Maybe you've conned the system. The female body... Nein. Unglaublich.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
I was just gonna say, isn't our culture crazy? I'm like, that was two years ago.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Hier ist eine andere Sache, die ich gelernt habe. Es ist viel emotionaler, als ich es gedacht habe. Sobald ich die Erweiterung hatte, hat es mich irgendwie getroffen, wo ich dachte, oh mein Gott, ich mache Entscheidungen für mein Leben in zehn Jahren. Ein Mann könnte es nie. Ein Mann könnte es wirklich nie.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Dann, als ich in der Rückkehr bin, würde ich sagen, dass das höchste Schmerzen und Schmerzen waren zwei Tage. Ich denke, dass mein Bauch, das sensibel ist, jetzt höchstens ist. Ich kann nicht, für alle Frauen, die ein Kind, zwei Kinder, drei, fünf haben, ich weiß nicht, wie sie es machen. Ich weiß nicht, wie ihre Körper sich retten.
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Giggling about maternity leave, method acting, and brain farts
Die Frauen, die mehrere Runden von IVF machen müssen, weil ich die erste Teilung gemacht habe. Sie müssen die Eier rausnehmen und dann die Embryos machen. Sie müssen sie dann wieder reinbringen. Das ist ein ganz anderer Prozess. Die Frauen, die du hörst, die sagen, wir haben vier Runden gemacht. Wie? Wie hat ihr Körper... Ich weiß nicht, wie das männliche Körper es macht.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I get it. And I didn't hire a stylist for any outfits for the tour because I was like... I don't know why I did that to myself. I think it was because in my head I didn't see it as like, oh, we're going on stage and performing. I saw it as like, oh, I'm just going to hang out with the gigglers.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
If I have an outfit that I repeated or isn't that great, there are the people that aren't going to judge me.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Yes, I very much treated it like, oh, no, I'm just going out to dinner with my girlfriends. Because like two days before, I'm like, oh, what am I going to wear in Boston? Like, oh, I have this cute dress. I haven't worn it yet. Like, I'll wear that. Like, that's how I treated it.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich glaube nicht, du kannst das Hotel für einen Razor fragen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich habe literally nur gefragt für den Toothbrush Kit.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Was ich eigentlich auch respektiere. Warum ist da so etwas wie ein kleines Bruder-Gedächtnis darin? Ich fühle mich, als hätte ich meinen Bruder etwas gemacht und er hätte gesagt, ja, für fünf Dollar. Und du sagst, okay.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Okay, are you extorting me? I was like, I don't, I was like. No, imagine you were just like, this is extortion.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Oh my god. If you're in your hotel room and you want something brought up, there's no amount of money.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
You're in a robe with a towel on your head? I'll give you my first trial.
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I would need to speak to a manager. Das ist die Energie, die ich in diesem Moment geben würde.
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Das ist, wo du die Linie ziehst. Die einzige Zeit, in der ich selbstbewusst genug bin, dass ich eine Scheiße bin, ist, wenn es um Reisen-Akkommodationen geht. Wenn ich irgendwo unangenehm bin, kann ich nicht zurückkommen. Also in Hotels möchte ich mich akkommodieren.
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In this state of the world at this point? No, you can't.
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But my thing that... Right, that's the other thing. Traveling, like you're already at your wits end because you're just on alert.
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Okay. You know what, Hannah? Ich fühle mich, als ob du mich schon oft verletzt hast. Ich werde es dir sagen. Ich weiß, was du sagen wirst. Nein, einfach wählen. Du weißt, was ich sagen werde. Als wir unsere erste Tour hatten, waren es nur ich und Hannah. Wir gingen in diese verschiedenen Städte. Wir handelten mit den Männern in den Theatern. Und dann kamen wir plötzlich zu Grayson. Okay, warte.
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No, in any, honestly, this isn't just limited to like traveling. In any confrontation moment, you do like immediately get a smile on your face. Like you do just like start laughing like, okay, today when the airport security was basically like, hey Paige, go fuck yourself. Wait, this was crazy.
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We're at airport security and the girl goes to me, sorry, the digital ID thing isn't working, you have to move.
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Sie hat gesagt, einfach hier rüberkommen. Und ich habe gesagt, aber es gibt eine ganze Reihe von 100 Leuten. Ich kann nicht einfach jede Person in der Reihe anrufen. Was meinst du? Also habe ich angefangen zu lachen, weil du so gefreut siehst.
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But I'm like, I turned to the lady behind me. I'm like, I'm not like getting in front of you. She told me to come to this line and give this woman my ID.
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No, it really was. And then I get past that point and I'm like waiting to put my bags in like the machine. And the guy behind me just literally, he was this close to like hip checking me out. And he steals my bin. And I just like look back at him and I'm like, oh, okay, I guess I'll just wait for the next one. But like you stole my bin.
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No, it's actually, I'm annoying myself.
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Wenn ich die Frau wäre, wäre das mein schlimmster Schmerz. Ein Gruppe von Leuten, die ich nicht kenne, singen mir Happy Birthday.
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Ich glaube, das 21-Jährige hat nicht dafür gefragt.
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Es war auch an einem seltsamen Zeitpunkt. Es war in der Mitte des Fluges. Ich hatte meine Kopfhörer an, natürlich, die iPad zu sehen, um mein eigenes Geschäft zu verhindern. Und das Einzige, was ich bemerkt habe, war, als ich Leute singen hörte und ich nur herumschaut. Und ich war so, was singt jeder? Und sie schlug es kurz ab.
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Sie haben nur einen Vers gemacht, weil niemand darauf konzentriert war. Niemand hat sich daran entschieden.
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Und du liebst wirklich singen. Also bist du immer auf dem Weg, in die Lieder zu brechen? Nein.
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Anyway, I missed a part. So when it was just the two of us and we were in our early days, you know, we would get back to the hotel room and we would gossip and we would order food and we would eat together and we would eat McDonald's. The first, honestly, this is probably why I had a panic attack in the beginning of the tour.
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Du bist nicht in einem Flash-Pop. Ich bin ein Solo-Perfumer. Du bist ein Soloist. Das, ja.
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Was gibt es von der Tour auf deinem Tisch? Nein, du bist so ein Soloist. Warte, ich sage das noch einmal. Du bist so ein Soloist, dass unsere Tour mit dir den Wurm zu machen und ich in meinem Schrank zu sitzen. Und wenn das nicht beschreibt, wer du und ich zu unserem Kern bist und unsere Freundschaft beschreibt, weiß ich wirklich nicht, was es noch macht.
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Und ihr wollt wissen, was? Und es war mein letzter Strahl. Ich habe es literally meiner Mutter am letzten Tag gesagt. Ich war so, ich habe wirklich nicht so gut ein 2025 gehabt. Und sie sagt, Paige, es ist März. Und ich sage, genau. Genau. Und ich dachte, genau, meine 20-25-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre
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Which I can't express to you how excited I am to have. This is like our first weekend, truly Friday, like 5 p.m. to Sunday. I got nothing. I got nowhere to be, no plans, no one... Hitting my line for anything. Do you want to know what I've preemptively done? I've ordered all the face masks that I keep getting TikToks about. I ordered them all.
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Okay, also ich habe gerade eine Menge verschiedene auf Amazon bestellt, wie ein Metacube oder so etwas, was du auf deinem Schlafzimmer anpackst, was auch immer. Ich habe sie alle bestellt. Ich mag meine schlafenden, meine übernachtlichen.
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Das ist auf meiner Liste, also werde ich ein paar verschiedene Gesichtsmasken probieren, weil ich einen cystischen Pimple auf meinem Hintern habe, der meine Leben wirklich zerstört. Hier ist, wie ich auch weiß, wie mein Körper... Nein, das ist ein Stream von Bewusstsein. Du dachtest, es wäre ein Podcast, aber du kannst keine Worte dazu sagen. I love it. Someone shut me up. Shut me up, please.
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How I know I'm getting run down and my body physically it's taking a toll is I get a cystic pimple. I get multiple in a row. This is my third week. Different pimple. Different.
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The first tour stop this past September, Hannah said, and I quote, they can't eat McDonald's. auf dieser Tour, wie wir die letzte Tour gemacht haben.
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I just want the gamers to understand the scope. Second of all, I have one right now. This is a normal pimple over here. And this is just a red mark. This isn't even a pimple anymore. This is the remnants of what was a pimple. Okay, so come correct, first of all. Wait, can we start saying come correct more? Ja, wenn du mich sprechen möchtest. Und ich mache das dieses Wochenende.
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Ich habe auch drei wichtige Klosters in meinem Haus. Einer ist ein voller Raum und der andere zwei sind wirklich bedeutend für mein Leben. Und ich gehe durch all die. Wie du donierst Dinge oder reorganisierst? Ich weiß nicht.
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Okay, okay. weil ich Dinge auf Hängern sehen kann, von denen ich sage, dass ich das verdammt hasse. Warum hängt es da immer noch da? Und dann ist es auch so, dass die Saison ein bisschen verändert ist. Nicht, dass ich irgendwelche Sommerstücke rausbringe. Ich bin nicht verrückt, aber ich habe eine Ja, genau.
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Ich liebe es, wenn du als Konsument, du speziell, nicht andere Leute, ich habe keine Angst, du speziell, wenn du entscheidest, Dinge so literally zu nehmen. Du bist so, oh mein Gott, sie haben die Liste der Top 5 Dinge rausgebracht. Es ist so... Jede Publikation hat so 10 Dinge, und es ist immer anders. Es ist nur Kapitalismus.
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Aber ich liebe es, wenn du eine bestimmte Liste aus einem randomen E-Mail nimmst. Erinnerst du dich, wie verrückt ich war, dass rot eine Sache war?
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Ja, aber du kannst das nicht zu einem Fashion-Girl sagen. Unsere Gehirne sind anders in Bezug auf... Ich habe gerade bemerkt, dass ich die falschen Lichtblumen in meinem... Cancel the pod. Sorry, das war das größte 32-jährige Ding, das ich je in meinem Leben gesagt habe. Ich bin so... Wait, the light bulbs in my wall sconces are all wrong and I just noticed. Fuck, what was I saying?
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Okay, wir waren verbunden, Hannah. Wir waren verrückt verbunden.
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Oh, you can't say that to a fashion girly. Yeah, but fashion girlies, you don't have to buy everything. No, we don't. But here's one thing I will say. One of my biggest criticisms... von Leuten, die sich nicht interessieren. Aber etwas, was ich viel über die Zeit gesehen habe, ist, Paige ist unfashionabel, sie ist trendig.
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Und ich nehme das nicht als Entschuldigung, weil ich... Sie haben dich trendig genannt. Ich weiß nicht, was das bedeutet.
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Aber ja, ich mag es, trendig zu sein, weil ich das Gefühl habe, dass ich aus Stil bin. Oh, Leute tragen das an, also ist es aus Stil oder so.
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Aber ich würde sagen, ich mag es, versuchen zu sein. Okay, perfektes Beispiel. Ein Trend für den Frühling, der ich so nicht bin, den ich wirklich gespannt bin, zu versuchen. ist eine Chloe, die Brand Chloe. Die Nostalgie kommt zurück. Flöhe Schuhe, sehr boho. Erinnerst du dich an den Film, in dem Lindsay Lohan war?
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Okay, und ich habe dich gehört. Und willst du wissen, wie viele Male wir McDonald's auf dieser Tour bekommen haben? Zip, Zilch Zero, okay? Dann ist unser letzter Show. Wir sind in Salt Lake City, Sonntagabend, unser letzter Show. Wir gehen zurück in die Hotelzimmer. Ich habe gesagt, Hannah, was wirst du essen? Wirst du irgendwas bestellen?
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Erinnerst du dich an ihre flöhen weißen Schuhe? Sie war sehr Chloe-gecoated in dem Film. Das ist sehr für den Frühjahr. Ich habe nie so geschaut. Ich werde definitiv etwas kaufen, das so aussieht und ich versuche es.
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No, no, no, I'm no. But it will be dealt with tomorrow morning. Yes, I will be writing that down in my to-do list. Paige is obsessed with her to-do list right now. No, I'm always obsessed with my to-do list.
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Oh mein Gott, 2012. Ich hatte auch einen langweiligen Freund.
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Ich denke, ich war mit einem meiner liebsten Ex-Freundinnen verheiratet und ich denke, ich war einfach mein Leben zu leben.
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Wenn ich es pinpoinen musste.
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I thought we were going to be talking about capris and crop trench coats. Is crop trench coats on that list?
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Texturale Floral-Töpfe. Okay, ich weiß, worüber du sprichst. Ja, nur die Blumen drauf.
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Sie hat gesagt, ja, ich werde wahrscheinlich nur Raumschutz bekommen. Ich habe gesagt, okay. Also bin ich in meinen Raum gegangen, habe meinen Raumschutz bestellt. Es hat geklappt. Ich liege im Bett. Ich dachte mir, ich könnte McDonald's jetzt kaufen. Es ist um Mitnacht. Ich dachte mir, weißt du was, ich werde das nicht machen, weil es der letzte Tour ist.
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Hier ist mein Ding. Eigentlich würde ich sagen, ich habe ein sehr hot take auf Lace. Mach es. Und ich will wirklich niemanden für mich kommen. The Lace Community? The Lace Community, but I might offend a small subsect of gigglers, and I'm nervous about it, but I have to speak my truth. I think that lace sometimes can read really old lady-ish in certain situations.
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It can be tacky and trashy. Yeah, it can also lead that, but I'd rather be trashy and tacky than like... age myself oh my god but here's my really controversial take i don't like white lace in a wedding dress anywhere on a wedding dress that's when i think it it turns matronly and like old ladyish and like i like i'm Ich würde ein spezielles Dress sehen, um es dir zu zeigen.
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Aber die Mehrheit der Dressen, die ich gesehen habe, die eine Lace-Situation haben, bin ich nie ein Fan.
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Hat es es? Wait, I literally can't remember your dress.
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I can see the silhouette of your wedding dress. I can't tell you specifically.
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Yeah, you had to be up close.
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Also, ich fühle mich einfach getötet. Okay, sorry. Oh mein Gott, hat das dich verurteilt?
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Okay, ich bin unpopulär, nicht eine unpopuläre Meinung, aber für mich anders, denke ich. I love a long short. I think they're so cool.
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Und wir haben gesagt, dass wir dieses Tour nicht machen werden. Ich wache morgens auf. Ich gehe zum Flughafen. Ich spreche mit meiner Freundin Tana. Ich sage, was hast du gestern Abend gegessen? Und sie sagt, ich habe eigentlich Wendy's gekauft. Und ich habe gesagt, ich fühle mich, als ob du mit einer anderen Frau unter unserem Ruf geschlafen hättest. Du hast sie in mein Zimmer gebracht.
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Organza. Garbanzo. I was literally just gonna say Orangetti. Why did you just say that? You were inviting all of us to our Italian restaurant.
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Du hattest das gestern. Ich liebe ein Knitset. Ich habe so viel getrunken. Okay, ich habe heute keinen Kaffee getrunken. Und ich hatte den verrücktesten Schmerz. Und ich bin nach Hause gekommen und habe die größte Starbucks gekauft, die sie machen. Ich schäle mich.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Maybe I should just drink a venti before every pod and tell you how I really feel.
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Es hängt davon ab. Ich weiß nicht, wie viel ich trinken kann.
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Weil, Hannah, wenn ich auf der Bühne spreche, bin ich auch nervös, also wird meine Mund schneller trockener. Und ich würde nur eine Kuppe von etwas trinken, also musste ich innovativ werden. Und ich kann nicht Raumtemperatur trinken, wie du, fricking...
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palette okay i need ice i need ice cold liquids so insert my freaking stanley wait did you just say i have a palette of a four-year-old well you'll like drink anything true except water yeah you'll drink anything but water okay i don't know what this is chartreuse yeah it's a green can you spell chartreuse It actually is like charcuterie.
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It's actually the same thing. Yeah.
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I actually enjoy chartreuse.
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Chartreuse. Yeah. Wait, brings me to something I want to talk about. Do it. I watched the Meghan Markle show on Netflix. Well, I only watched the Mindy Kaling one. Can I stop you? Can I stop you? Meghan Sussex. Meghan Sussex. Then I went on TikTok after. People that are just hate her. I'm like, she's literally making a breakfast parfait for her friend. What are we really mad about? Like...
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And you fucked me. Like you literally, I was aghast.
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People were like really hating it. Now granted, I only watched the one episode because I literally fell asleep, but I wanted to see Mindy Kaling. She made the cutest little breakfast parfait and frittata and they like talked about her freaking berries in her backyard. I don't know what people could have possibly been mad about.
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Aber ich will auch nicht, dass sie... Ich will nicht, dass sie vergleichbar ist. Ja. Ich will, dass ich verschiedene Rich-People-Tipps sehe. Und ich habe das noch nie gesehen. Das ist ein verrückter Rich-People-Shit. Wie eine volle Farm in ihrem Hintergrund. Ja, sie macht Jam. Weil, weißt du was? Sie hat den Zeitpunkt, Jam zu machen.
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Und ich will, dass Leute, die den Zeitpunkt haben, Jam zu machen. Ich war nicht wütend darüber. Es ist interessant, dass sie zu arbeiten will.
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Oh, like wants to make a TV show.
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Well, here's the thing. I don't really know, like, how deep they're, like, it goes. Because, again, it's, like, they're kids. So I'm, like, I don't, I don't really know.
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You literally catch me outside. How about that?
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All over social media. Hahaha. So you and my baby are the same, continue.
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No, you're right. I'm actually better suited here. No, I wanted to sound big, bad and tough. And then I had like one 2 a.m. night. And I was like, who am I fooling? I'm in the house. I'm in the house and I'm in the house bored.
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Ich weiß eigentlich nichts. Aus dem, was ich von den TikToks erinnert habe, ist, dass sie zu einem Zeitpunkt Freunde waren, und dann hat Bad Baby ihren Freund oder ihren Babyvater gefangen, als sie nach Alabama nach Hause gingen. Und ich weiß nicht, ob sie sich aufgehängt haben oder was auch immer. Und dann war Bad Baby einfach so, du warst mein Freund. Und jetzt, was auch immer.
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Also stellt sie diesen Disstrack aus. Das ist einfach einer der besten Songs jemals. Ich kann es nicht aufhören, es in meinem Kopf zu singen, wo auch immer ich bin.
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Und dann hat Alabama einen rausgebracht. Und dann, glaube ich, hat Bad Baby noch einen rausgebracht.
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Bad Baby hat etwa 100 Millionen Dollar oder so.
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Es ist dein neuer, es ist dein neuer Stift.
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Ich wollte nur sagen, welche Spring-Trend bist du persönlich so gespannt, dass du denkst, du wirst es versuchen?
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You want a sophistication in the air.
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You ever thought about doubling up ear cuffs?
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Ich habe, ich habe angefangen, Klaustrophobik zu bekommen. Wir sind nicht in Ordnung. In diesem Episode sind wir nicht in Ordnung.
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Ich glaube, du hättest das in deinem Hinterkopf behalten können. Das ist wie das Spider-Man-Meme. Ich habe dir nicht gesagt, das ist eine andere lustige Sache, die passiert ist.
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No, no, no. That I wanted to tell the Gigglers.
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We're leaving Salt Lake City and what did I say? Like we're in the airport, like waiting to get on our flight back to New York. And what did I say? Like, oh, I was like, oh, I got a bloody nose while we were here. I must be so dry from like flying to all these different places. Like we're on a plane every single day and like snorting beta blockers. No, literally.
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I mean the day just got away from me.
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And Hannah goes, well, I didn't want to tell you, but we're like at elevation. High altitude. High Altitude. Und ich habe wirklich... Ich habe in meinen Tracks gestanden und gesagt, danke Gott, dass du das nicht vor dem Show gesagt hast. Weil ich wirklich fühle, dass Altitude mich so verdammt nervig macht.
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Nein, sie öffnen die Tür. Unsere Walkout-Song spielt und ich rücke mich zurück zu Hannah und sage, oh mein Gott, ich habe meinen Betablocker nicht genommen. Und ich dachte mir, egal. Ich bin super froh, dass ich den Tour beendet habe.
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Nein, ich bin eine andere Person. Diese Tour hat mich als Frau verändert. Du hast jetzt grüne Haare. Ich habe jetzt grüne Haare. Ich fühle mich wie die literalen TikTok-Geräusche. Wie, wo haben wir letztens aufgehört? Du warst in einer Beziehung. Ja. Das ist verrückt, zu denken, dass ich die Tour in einer Beziehung begonnen habe.
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Ja, wir haben es gemacht. Ich fühle mich extrem erzielt.
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Grace war im Krankenhaus. Nein, wir lachen, weil... Nein, es ist nicht lustig.
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She had a rough couple of months medically.
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No. Hannah literally thought that Grace was going to pee out like a pebble. But it's minuscule. How small do you think it is? super klein. Ich fühle mich wie ein kleines Kristall.
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Ein Sprinkler ist anders als ein Kristall. Wie ein Sprinkler. Bist du sprichst du als ein Sprinkler, den du auf Eis-Creme nimmst?
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I was going to say, when are we done with that now? Look. Until the second part comes out.
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Es ist bereits flüssig. Es ist weg. Sie ist nicht mehr mit uns. Hast du sie gefragt? Ich habe sie nicht gefragt, aber ich glaube, dass ich genug Grundsatz habe, um das zu wissen, obwohl ich mir das noch nie erzählt habe.
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What am I talking about? I watched like 20 seasons of Grey's Anatomy. I'm a fucking doctor.
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No, literally, how dare you come for the healthcare community? Hospital shows are some of the best drama. And you want to know what I also think? Knock on wood, not trying to manifest any of this, pray to St. Anthony. I haven't had to go to the hospital in a while for my own self. But I feel like it almost is a little bit of reverse psychology.
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Because if I was laying in a hospital room right now, I would immediately think, okay, so there's definitely people here that are hooking up. Jemanden, der mich kümmert, denke ich, dass er sich mit jemand anderem befasst. Und auch wenn ich mit Sierra spreche, ist es so, dass es immer so viel Krankenhaus-Drama gibt. Sie kannte einen Arzt, der seine Frau verletzt hat, mit einer Ärztin.
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All diese verschiedene Sachen. Also ich finde es eigentlich therapeutisch. Okay, ja. Wenn du zum Krankenhaus gehen musst, denk einfach daran, was für Tee du bekommen kannst.
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Das ist die ganze Show. Aber wir haben ein paar mormonische Scherze. Wie könntest du nicht? Ich liebe die Mormonen.
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Hier ist, warum ich Mormonen auch wirklich mag. Wie? You can make a Mormon joke and they're like, haha, yeah. Like that's, you know what I mean? Like you can't like make a joke. You can't like make a religious joke and someone be like, haha, that's funny. It's like, no, you probably shouldn't say that. That's like rude. But the Mormons are like, we don't give a fuck. They love a bit.
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Yeah, like they're like, we literally don't care.
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Also wir sehen das. Ich würde sagen, die ganze Sache ist eine Überraschung, was kommt.
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I think we've done the show and we can put it to rest, put it to bed. The Giggly Squad 2024-2025 tour is completed.
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illegal that's some kind of i sex traffic myself that's some i was just gonna say what drugs are you trafficking you something got traffic and it we're so on the same brain wave Es gab etwas sehr Nostalgisches am letzten Wochenende des Tours und es war nur du und ich. Ja. Ich liebe Grace, natürlich. Aber als wir zuerst auf Tour begonnen haben, war es nur du und ich.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Als wir zuerst auf Tour begonnen haben, hatten wir unsere Make-up jeden Tag fertiggestellt. Nein, das ist verrückt.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Du hast mich ein bisschen mehr hannikodiert und ich fühle mich, als hätte ich dich ein bisschen mehr page-coded gemacht. Nein, 100 Prozent.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Warte, das ist so eine Page-Sendung, wenn ich es jemals gehört habe. Ich bin so, ich werde real mit dir sein. Das ist nicht ein Tag, an dem du dich verrückst, weil ich dich auf der Bühne gesehen habe, wie du so verrückt siehst und du nicht einen Piep sagst. Also, wirklich, rühre es rein.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Schau, ich versuche immer, die Mädchen zu unterstützen. Und ich versuche immer, Wicked zu sehen, aber ich versuche immer zu schlafen. Also, ich meine, ich habe meinen fairen Teil unterstützt. Ich habe es sieben Mal gekauft.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Du hast angefangen, du hattest... In der Zwischenzeit habe ich einen Rund in meinen Tüten und ich habe gesagt, fuck it, ich gebe es nicht.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich habe das noch nie ausprobiert. Ich habe das noch nie ausprobiert. Das könnte verrückt aussehen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Hier ist das Ding. Ich liebe ein Outfit und ich liebe es, ein Aussehen zu geben. But I did truly go through a phase this fall where I was like, if someone asks me to put an outfit together and show up somewhere, like I'm going to cry. Because putting together like 60 looks is, I mean, it's insane.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
You know, you're like, I'm a physical comedian now. I'm just like doing this. Yeah, literally.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She can't even work a full 12 hours because it's illegal.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I thought you were going to say Haley.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
The perfect little booty. Wait, it's so funny because I actually met a real sports reporter. This woman, Diana Rossini. I think she's on... A lot of Italians are good at... Like Tina Servasio... It's because we can talk, honey. We can talk. They can talk. Put me on the field. I'll talk to some motherfuckers. And I literally was chatting with her and I was like, quick question.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She's a triple threat. She'll get in there and she'll sing and she'll dance and she does the thing. She's open to going to your bachelorette party. You guys can hire Haley.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She's a value add. Okay.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I actively back away. I'm like, I can't add anything to this.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I'm stage crew, okay? I'm not talent right now.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Wait, no, that's literally my whole life right now. I'm just like, as long as I can escape and not be a conversation after the fact, I'm good.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
i like yes or no yes or no no here's the thing this is why again you can't do drugs peer pressure it gets to you you're you are the easiest person to peer pressure it's so crazy like you could be adamant that you're not doing something and one person is like just try it and you're like okay
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
When did you like learn about sports? What did she say? She was just like, oh, like I went to college for broadcast journalism. And then like I just like went into sports and she was like, you don't really have to know like every single thing. And I was just like, oh, OK.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Meet me in the bathroom? No fucking way.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Years later, I'm like, people take cocaine and coke? I'll never forget the time you called me after being at a party and being like, I think they were doing drugs. Yeah, it's 3 a.m. in New York City. Like, look alive.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And they came out and all of a sudden they had crazy amounts of energy.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Like I was all the time.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
What'd you think of the worm?
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Well, Amy can do a bit, you know, like the back and forth is so good with all the characters.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, it's literally your dream. Wait, can I also say the other lead, Breanne Howey, I love her. She's in Ginny in Georgia. She's so good in it. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. When I did the red carpet for People's Choice, I was so nervous. And she was like one of my first interviews. And when she was walking toward me, I like made a face as if like I knew her and was like, oh, my God.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Because you watched Ginny and Georgia. Yeah, I love Ginny and Georgia. And so when she came up, I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Like, I don't know you like, but I'm Paige, whatever. She was so nice to me that it literally like eased my anxiety on the red carpet. And this is before I knew about beta blockers. So I was like so nervous. Can you believe you did that without beta blockers? No, no.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, now I can't even go to a social event without a fucking beta blocker. I like pass them out to my friends. I'm like, pop this. The start of the new year is just like the perfect time to get organized. And it seemed like January took forever. But if there's one thing about me, I stay organized. Rocket Money is one of those reasons.
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I don't need to be a sea creature. You know, I've got enough problems. I don't need to have a jellyfish hair. We're drowning every day. No, I'm trying to stay afloat every day. I'm gasping for air at all points. Wait, one other thing. I just had like, I feel like just your pack filled. I know. Like weekend. Like I'm just, I had so much fun. Um, Friday I did.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Kazzy David came out with the movie called I love you forever. It's so good. And, like, I didn't realize, like, it's an independent film. Like, her and her best friend from college wrote it. And they, like, premiered it. I did, like, a little, like, moderation after with the actors. I'm obsessed with her, like, on a different level.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I just, like, it's so rare to, like, meet people, especially, like, in your 30s and just be like, hey, like. I'd like to be your friend. And like, we kind of did that to each other without like being weird. Like I was like, Hey, like if you'd like wanted to hang out again, like I would like be down with it.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Um, I met her and her, or I hung out with her and her sister and they're just like so cool and pretty. And like, I love being around hot, funny, talented women. Like it just makes me feel like I'm doing something right in my life where I'm like, yeah, You have a career, and I love it. You know, it's, like, so good.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I changed my fashion for them, you know? You Travis Kelsey'd.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
connect with her because i want her in my circle of influence i so believe that saying where it's like you are the sum of the five people that you surround yourself with and i and i only really believe it because if you do look back at your 20s and like your mood and what you were doing and look at like who you were hanging out with it's completely different like yeah
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Now in my 30s, like I love cutting a bitch out. Like I love like walking away and being like, you do not fulfill me. You're also not up to my standards. Like I just like, no, I don't want to be associated with you.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, why is this episode water-based?
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Here's the other thing I've realized is. I feel like women and people always talk about, oh, well, they have to be jealous of each other. There's so much jealousy between girls. I'm going to let everyone in on a secret, not when you're independently successful. When Kazzy asked me to moderate her panel, in what world would I be jealous that she put a movie out? I was like, oh. Oh my fucking God.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
How sick. I would love to be involved in your like prosperous career. Like I would love to support you. Also the movie that she put out is so, I think so important, especially when, because like we talked about being in like an abusive relationship and It's about an abusive relationship, but it's about a mentally and emotionally abusive relationship.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She's the one that, like, asks them what they're going to do and then they say they're going to Disney World. Maybe. I think she does that every year, yeah. Disney World with the marketing. Like, what a smart...
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And I feel like there's so many movies out there where it's like, it's so extreme. And it's like, oh, you're only in an abusive relationship if it's physical, which is so not true.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
mentally it can be so draining like someone that's just like constantly you're not sure you're always like is it me am i the did i deserve that so it's not as like clear i just think it's such a good message for young girls and and like adult women too like when i say young girls i mean like early 20s dating but like in your 30s too like i watched it and i was like oh yeah that is fucked up when someone does that to you
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, I feel like I feel the same way. Like I truly don't regret like anything in my 20s or like anything because I'm like, wait, that changed me as a person that like helped me get to where I am right now. Like my perspective is different.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
How'd they get that?
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
because she was on she went on burner phone with me last week we did one on karma you guys should listen and she was like really good and i was like should you and kim start a giggly mom podcast wait it should be a podcast where they just recap what we talked about the previous week and say like their opinions on it no they do that anyway and then they just yeah they just do it in our in our freaking text messages um do you ever sometimes this is gonna sound like a little mushy
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
OK, I'm just going to put it out there. I do think for the Super Bowl specifically and also actually maybe even not just the Super Bowl, there needs to be some type of fashion correspondent for what the boys, what the men are boys. I was correct the first time with the boys are wearing because what's going on? No, wait, some of them, some of them, though. Ate it up.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Do you ever like sometimes think about your life and like, like in a way where you're proud of yourself and then you get emotional because you're like, oh, my mom taught me to be like that. And it's like, I would have, I wouldn't be like this.
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Like my mom has called me so many times, like over this past, like couple months or like whatever, and just been like, I'm so fucking proud of you and like your demeanor and like how you, like what you say and how you stand up for yourself. And I will like get emotional because I'm just like, wait, but like you taught me how to be like that. And that's, So sweet. Like, I'm just obsessed with them.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
If someone's rude to my parents or like does something to them, I'm like, I literally always say she better hope she never fucking runs into me. Like there's no one I want to stick up for more than my mother and my father. Like I, I feel like they actively are like, don't let Paige find out about this. And don't. Don't let me know about it.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
It's just like so...
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Come home when the streetlights come on.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, I very much grew up with a mom that was like, and suck it up. And a lot of the men out here did not. Like, there are so many times in my life I want to look at the men and be like...
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Ate it up with a spoon. I don't want to shock anyone, but DeAndre on the Chiefs walked in with a full mink coat in 80 degree weather. And I was like, four plus four, honey.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
they're on another level the japanese live in a 30 25. i mean i sometimes get on japanese tick tock the they have in their houses i'm like they're fixing problems i didn't even know we know we had wait that's a great way to put it i'm like wait that is a horrible task and you guys don't even think about it like how did you we didn't even know that needed to be fixed right
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, they're they're truly ahead of their time. It's crazy. Can we get it? Like, have you seen it? You've seen it on TikTok.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
So you know I'm going to say something I've never been a fan of the banana split. Mm hmm. Because I just think it's messy. Like I saw it as a child and like my clean girl aesthetic was like, you're doing a lot. Not on brand for you. No, not on brand.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I'm like, you're mixing three colors. Get out of here. Like, no.
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Yeah. They come in with their bags. I'm like, what did you put in? Would you put in your merch? Because it's funny.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
banana brulee okay it's a thing oh okay i was wrong i think you have to put sugar on it or something no like i'm a people don't know that i'm a chef do you know that my mom actually has one of those little mini torches of course she does by her nightside bed stand in case anyone tries to fuck with her no um she hasn't bruleed in a while but she can she can brulee all around did she tell you i got her flowers
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She did. That was so sweet of you.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I feel like it's a show that like it's meant for both of us. No, literally when you texted me, I was like, okay, yeah, I actually have nothing to watch right now.
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Where do we begin where do we begin okay it's on Netflix you guys have to watch it six six episodes it's about this Australian girl who basically like tried to single white female this influencer who is a like health influencer because she had cancer she was trying to like heal herself naturally.
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It just so proves how, like, on the internet, people will say anything for sympathy because it's just, like, comments, comments. Like, this girl literally lied and said she had brain cancer.
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because if there was hopefully we'd know what it was so the documentary is coming out oh fuck next week yeah on netflix too or somewhere on netflix on netflix so we are hooked in we and that's the girl that played anna delvey
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I think I knew that.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I always thought that Isla Fisher and I thought Isla Fisher and Amy McAdams were the same person for a very long time.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
maybe that's why i thought she was american no isla fisher that's crazy like that's australian people do not get enough praise for their american accents no they don't they have i mean margot robbie is australian let's take a moment of silence for them the pod just becomes one long moment each week i think we do need to do a moment of silence for people because like We need it. They need it.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
you didn't go to college no i'm just kidding did you have a college edu address um yeah yes i had an email at the college i attended everyone's always trying to act like i didn't freaking go to college guys i went i had an email she went to jimmy fallon's college yeah shout out st rose that my cousin went to also it's true i was just fucking with you but what was your college email
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you don't no no i get that i think mine was just sorbo p some numbers at st rose.edu how many just sorbo p's were there at your school with 500 students You never know.
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Yes. You get individualized attention where they say, we don't think this is for you. How many classes did you skip? Never, never skipped class. I was not a class skipper.
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really well because i was like if i skip one i'm never coming back you literally i'll get a taste of that freedom and i'll never see my face again me with smoking cigarettes yeah that's me with cocaine yeah that's how i felt about school i'm like you guys you know me too well oh my god i slept through most classes which is our brand um but i was there
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, I even would do like early classes so that I was like done by like one o'clock. I was a different person. I don't know who that is.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I mean, I feel like I was doing that years ago, too. I was ahead of my freaking time.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I feel like Kevin Hart in The Rock. I feel like we just. Oh, my God.
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ariana grande no julie what's julie andrews no what's her name what is her freaking name you were just talking about her i'm trying to do a callback why do i keep i keep thinking of the most insane people i want to say cindy lauper no um what's on the tip of my tongue what is her name hannah judy garland
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, I need to take a beta blocker.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Well, that's what it is. It's zero accountability, and that's why they think they can get away with it. And then we have the trickle-down effect. So soon we're going to be seeing Chad in a full 70s outfit out in the bar, and we don't need it.
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There's nothing I love more than a short king being the villain.
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No, that's true. No, but he's adorable. He's adorable. We'll put him in our pocket. So well executed. I thought it was a great halftime show. SZA is just like angelic.
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I would say after Halloween specifically. Like, there's nothing worse than the walk of shame after Halloween because you're like, okay, well, I'm not a fucking nurse anymore. There's nowhere this outfit could fit. No. And his was like 70s disco. Also, I don't love a burnt orange. It was giving porn. I do have to say though. It was giving porn. People didn't want to say.
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They didn't want to say the P word. They didn't want to say it because it was a family show.
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I was like... I love all the TikToks of like all the boys like really watching the game. And it being like the Barbie song. Like... What was I made for? Because like this is this is their girlhood. You know, this is their day. And and I love to see it.
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yeah no it's there's something about the Super Bowl that like it's so cute I'm like you guys you worked so hard and like now is your moment I loved when the Eagles were winning so so badly that they put in their second string and it's like yes now they all got to play like you know I love that no I everyone's like dreams are coming true like it's very very cute
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She would be my first hire for sure. Okay, you're hired. Hired. Not interviewed.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She's like, I literally would never work for you guys. That's an HR violation.
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No, we do. But she did a whole video where she was just like, there's something about... I love that the team that where the kicker was like, hey, your wife should be in the house like lost. And the quarterback for the Eagles has an all female like team, like his agent is like a 35 year old woman who just like fucking crushes. And yeah, There was something just about it that I just love it.
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And there was like an interview with Jalen and he said they were like, oh, you have like an all female team or something. And he he kind of was like confused by the question. He was like, well, I just like I looked for like who could get the job done. And then like it was them. And he was just like, yeah. And I was just like, oh, I love it.
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No, I actually did like his answer, but I had to test myself. You did the inner work and you thought, no, I will support a man in this situation.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Wait, I want to begin at, I went to the Christian Siriano show. I sat next to Julianne Hough, which I just like, I never know what to say to like a really famous people. Because they're either really cool or they have no idea who you are. No, she was so cool. But I like, I was like, I'm not going to sit next to her and not say anything. I just like awkwardly touched her arm. Okay.
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Thank you so much for putting me on the ground in the field working.
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and she turned to me and i was like sorry um that might have been invasive i just wanted to say like i'm a huge fan and like whatever and she was like oh my god thank you so much and then like three seconds later she looked at me and she said your hair is perfect and i was just like thank you so much wait i love that interaction because you you can do that to someone like you can take your little dainty long thin finger i literally daintily put see if i touch someone they'd be like get your hoof off of me
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It was the lightest touch ever.
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First of all, I met him for the first time the day before the show because he said that he would dress me for the show. So I went to the showroom, picked something out. And here's the thing about me. If you're working with me or I am working with you for something, I'm decisive. You're not going to spend a lot of time with me. You have shit to do. I have shit to do. I walked into the showroom.
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You know what? It's so funny because the whole game, people were like so hyped about it and all this stuff. And like I couldn't really focus till after halftime because that's when I got my TikTok. You know, and I was like, and once I got my TikTok, I was like, OK, and what's going on again? What are we doing here? It was perfect.
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He showed me one dress. I said, I really don't even need to try it on. I know that's the dress. You have things to do. I'm going to get out of your hair. He was amazing. But I sat next on the other side of me was her name is Bronwyn from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, which I haven't watched this season. But I know that people keep tagging us in things together because we like she has a bob.
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And like if you have a bob, it's just like you're that girl. So whatever. So we like start chatting. And so we go and she's lovely. And we go backstage after the show and she's standing next to me. And I see this woman standing in front of us and I go, oh, my God, that's Natasha Benningfield. And like everything in my millennial body was just like, oh, my God, that's crazy. And Natasha like turns.
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And then, of course, I'm like, Natasha, I like you're the best. Please get away from me.
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and i'm like oh my god i'm such a fan she's like oh my god thank you and then all of a sudden bronwyn turns to her and goes hi i don't know if you remember me but you performed at my wedding and i was just like wait what the fuck like that's some rich people shit yeah that's some rich people shit i was like are you fucking kidding me right now
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I've never, I've never, I've never. Why are we European when it comes to anywhere other than the state of New York? Wait, I was with a bunch of New Yorkers in New Orleans and no one could say beignet. I was like, guys, we got to get it together. Okay. They already know we're tourists.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
But it was so fucking hot there.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Why is the word dome sexual? Very sexual. Very sexual.
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I thought it was like equal parts funny, equal parts like she's here. Here we go.
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Want to make one note. Why? I think it's one of them. Golden Globes. They added a comedy section. They did? Well, they have like the comedies and they go musical slash comedy. Why is that the same? Then they added a stand-up thing. I was not nominated. I will be speaking to the Academy about that.
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What's up, my gotcha gigglers? Oh, good. I do have to say, at the end of our shows, we do a Q&A where Grace goes around and chooses people based on their kind eyes. Yes. She doesn't like when people run up to her aggressively. She doesn't even want to be doing it. She doesn't want to be there at all. She doesn't want to be there at all. And this girl runs up to her and, like, grabs the mic.
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They have a separate thing for musicals. Musicals are not comedies. It's just like the Academy or whoever does not respect comedy as an art form when it's fucking hard to do.
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Yeah. Well, Ali Wong. Okay. Nikki. Okay. Jamie Foxx, who I didn't know had a special. Really? Yeah, I was just going to say- Rami Youssef. And there's one more that I'm forgetting. Shane Gillis? No. Really?
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But also, she's not even the one that would do it. It's her team who would do it.
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I actually don't know if my team submitted me.
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I think that's what happened. I think it got lost in the mail. But what about the section for live shows and drunk girls? Live podcast shows. No, but I do have to save. Awards in general, this is like end of the year where you're going to start seeing, oh my God, everyone doing the like, my year in a nutshell. And it's like, love, broken heart, working out, eating good food, traveling the world.
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Wait, what are you talking about? This is what's going to happen on TikTok. Everyone's like end of the year, like montages, which I love that everyone's making their life more romantic than it is. But like, who's it for? Send it to your mom. Who's it for? Put it together. Send it to your mom. Speaking of, do you have any New Year's resolutions? I'm trying to survive today. News resolutions.
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I actually do want to stretch more, but I've been saying that since I was 12.
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Mine is definitely not because I'm brittle and frail. But I, we travel a lot and I feel like, yeah, our bodies are like breaking down. I mean, I've been doing the worm, my lower back.
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We want to be strong. And strong is beauty. As Ilona Mayer would say. True. True.
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And immediately everyone was like, oh, no. Like, because this girl clearly was blackout, having too much fun. The girl grabs the mic. And I'm like, what you going to say? And she just goes, gotcha. And everyone just went nuts. No, it was so funny. So it's become a thing. Now, like, gigglers are coming up to the airport just going, gotcha. So we created. Honestly, it's kind of terrifying.
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Wait, you never ask me questions. This is crazy.
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Oh, okay, this is crazy. It's crazy. This is crazy because... Not to brag, but when we're in West Hampton. Yes. When we're in West Hampton, I sleep on the left. Okay. I've always slept on the left. In the city, I sleep on the right. Basically, I sleep whatever's farthest to the door. In my head, the man sleeps closest to the door.
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Well, it's funny because I was single. And during COVID, I slept on the right side the whole time. That's when I met my husband. So go fuck yourself.
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I do understand the coming into your feminine energy thing.
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But I would argue... let's all like that all of it's made up like what makes feminine energy is a stereotype anyway like what if feminine energy is being assertive and organized and like it's all all the binary stuff like let's forget okay you're a soul thank you you're like like Daphne speaking of that bitch how is she
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Wait, she's the only one in your life who gives you attitude? Truly.
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And that's why I love cats because like you're almost, you respect her more. Yeah. Because being like, I was disrespectful. I was disrespectful. I was gone for four days. I want to earn your love. I left you with like a plethora of men. Rotating door.
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Cats are cuddling from around 11 to 4, I would say. They're not moving. They're not doing anything. She also was partying the night before, running around, doing whatever cat drugs she has.
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When we were going across to Canada, the lady was not having it.
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Also, speaking of travel, you saw the woman with the Paris flight. Who just got on the Delta flight with no ticket. She broke onto a Paris flight with no ticket. I think it was Grace. She was just going from bathroom to bathroom.
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And accidentally breaking into an Indianapolis flight.
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That terrified me. I was like, what are we all doing here? They said- Gotcha.
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Authority. Also, all you have to do is giggle and they'll be like, oh, they're fine.
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I feel like when you're getting on flights, they're more worried about you having a third bag.
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As you know, I literally almost got arrested during a Southwest flight because of this and I had to choke myself in front of the line. However, this is sexism. Mm-hmm. They're not factoring in that we come with a mini purse. A mini purse does not count as something that would.
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It's extension of your body. And like, yeah, men don't have purses. So they just think in their head. Oh, too. That was made by a man. And you know what? All of his stuff in my purse. Yeah. Yeah. In my purse.
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When I go to the airport, I have my luggage. I have my backpack that then has like my makeup and my laptop, if I remember it. Yeah. And some people would have a nice bag as you do.
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Like a big bag. And then you have your purse with your phone and your wallet, your wallet and Gracie's passport, your personal items and your personal items. That's called girlhood. That's called being a woman. But what I do, because look, I don't follow the rules.
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So I put my purse on first and then I put my backpack over my purse.
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And they've never got me once. No, they really don't get you. They don't get me. And if they did, I would just be like, oopsie poopsie. Yeah. But I'm not putting my little purse into my backpack that doesn't fit to then just take it out when I get to my seat because they both fit. If they both fit under your chair... What are we doing?
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I'm freaked out. Have you heard about the meta smart glasses? No, there are these glasses that you wear that really look like normal glasses and it pans people's faces. And when you see the person, you can press on them and Google them and see like it matches their face. And that's where I'm at. That's where I'm at.
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I mean, maybe for dating, it'll be good. But like anything that's like it feels so exposed. It feels so violated.
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And everyone's just looking at you with the sunglasses and you're like, you're liking what you're reading.
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Leave, we're, the girls are already spying. Like we know what's going on. We don't need stupid fucking glasses.
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No, imagine a guy comes up to you and he's like, do you have a podcast about how sharks kill you? And you're like, yeah, that was a clip we did. And then he's like, cool. That's how you date. No, no.
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I don't know. My algorithm thinks I'm a lesbian.
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Yeah, and her skin was glowing. But she immediately had an attitude. She was, like, all at the same time because Grace was, like, holding two. And she's, like, all at the same time. I was like, ooh, she's not happy with us.
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Wait, no, I know for a fact that you could have like at least one relationship with a woman and it'd be like amazing. But then you go back to men. Really? Yeah, like aesthetically, you'd be like, I would like this, like for photos.
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As someone who identifies with the lesbian community, way more with the gay community, the gay male community.
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First of all, we're in a lesbian relationship.
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we don't go down on each other but you know what a lot of lesbians i don't know but in marriage don't you eventually stop so aren't we just a married lesbian relationship that you come in and you're like starting a sentence with i don't know a lot of these lesbians is so funny and amazing i know i could see you okay i don't want to like Okay, you know Caitlyn Carter? Please don't put me in a box.
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Do you know Caitlyn Carter? Yeah. She dated Miley Cyrus and I saw it. Question is, do you want femme or masculine?
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I think that's the thing, though. Lesbians, their whole thing is that they have the masculinity that I said earlier wasn't a thing. But then also, like when two lesbians raise a baby. Well, that's profound. That's amazing. It's the most incredible thing you've ever seen.
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They're barbecuing and making all the sides. Yeah. Do you ever see like a WNBA girl that you're like, wait, you can throw me around. Yes.
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why does she need to know what we're doing at the casino so this thing is border control if you don't have like a when you are working in another country you have to have like a slip of some kind yeah like a permit of some sort and i've definitely gone over and like didn't print out the slip or whatever and then just been like i'm going to see friends and they can't really say anything but this time i knew we had the slip and she was giving us attitudes so she was like why are you guys here and i was like we're performing
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Wait, I love how this whole episode is just me calling you gay. Yeah. Wait, I have a question. Because your fingers are so long, are dicks smaller to you? For me to get my hand around a dick, it could be small because I have little nubby fingers. Every dick seems huge in my hands.
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you could I really take their confidence away I'm like really you're literally holding a string bean with your fingers oh my have you thought of that like you giving a hand job is does it get embarrassing ever because your fingers are folded over so much you've like you've like I've wrapped around three times um
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That's crazy. Never happened to me before. Not once. Well, I always say you could be a hand model. I could.
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Wait, this is actually a really good segue. The men are mad. About? OnlyFans. Why?
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Some girl came out and said she's making like $40 million a month on OnlyFans. A month? Did I make that up?
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And the men are furious. But it's like... This is just basic business. Well, if a girl subscribed to it, I mean, get mad at your own people. If there's demand, there needs to be supply. Yeah. Econ 101 that I didn't even go to. So why did I go full Sebastian? 43 million in her first year. So the men are furious. And this is my thing. But you guys paid her. You're the ones paying. Yeah.
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Also, I feel like guys used to make fun of girls for being strippers. And it's like now we're making money doing sex work that is safer in our own apartment and entrepreneurial.
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if the second the girl wants to fuck you you don't want it look but also like only fans is like going on to porn hub but like they're just they have a better pay situation a better pay structure they're doing their own production it's just the girls are making more money in only fans because it goes straight to them right instead of getting like i mean there are companies that do only fans i guess there's men on only fans too there are men making money in only fans too
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If you have ever had to say out loud, I wouldn't marry a girl who does OnlyFans, you've never met a girl who does OnlyFans. You're not even in the room with this level of girls. You're not even in her tax bracket. Exactly. But I think it's their mad that a lot of men, I think, don't like hot girls because they feel like they're already rejected before. That's what I was saying.
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I love how I was like, ask me more, bitch. Ask me. And she was like, what kind of performance? Is this like a band or something? And I was like. And I was like, I actually can hit the note. Thank you so much for bringing this up. I've been practicing.
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I have your algorithm. they think I'm like a hot girl who likes white cats who has a southern boyfriend because I keep I send you anything that relates to you so it fully so it sends me things like are you a really hot girl and did you and I'm like no but they say how like hotter girls get approached less yeah and how people can like
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Well... The male gaze is a real thing, and you can tell as a man, like, Chris, can you tell when a girl's posting for men versus posting for girls? Well, yeah.
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And you also look just like really rich, pretty, and mean. Which I feel like... Good.
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Back in my single days, I was very... Like, I was just chatty. I loved to flirt. And it was like... Sometimes guys would message me, but also I would message men.
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I was chatty, chatty, chatty. Like I'd lose interest quick, but I'd also was quick to just say something funny. And like.
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I would say dozens. Well, you're probably crazy picky. True. I mean, not that I was just like flailing.
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But she's looking at us like there's no way you're a band. And I go, we're a podcast. She's like, what's your podcast about? And in that moment, I wanted to be like, how difficult it is to get over the border. And now you get attitude. And I tell that to the guy when we leave and he's the guy driving us. And he was like, you would have gotten us arrested if you said that.
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I feel like I would just swipe on like, I was, it's, the apps are so strange, but it is algorithmic and it is numbers. So that's why it's like, I would just like, I'd start talking, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, attention, attention, dopamine, dopamine. It's like a game. But yeah, I'm so, I'm sorry that no man likes you. He wants to.
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I'm working on a new bit because I feel like I know I'm funny because my husband's better looking than me.
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I can't tell if you just dissed us or complimented us.
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I want to go to sleep tonight and be like, I had so much fun recording with Paige. What does she mean by that? no I think there's moments where like I glow up and I'm like ooh I'm fucking hot right now then there's moments where I'm like he is so naturally good looking like his bone structure like his cheekbones like his nose like he's a naturally good looking man naturally good looking
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Which I like. Oh, no. Call the authorities. You're so Glinda-coded. You have to. I'll watch it with you. I haven't always been pretty. No, I have to watch it with you. But then we might get kicked out. Because you can't make a sound.
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And I was like, thank God for the first time in my life. I kept something in my own head. Yeah.
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And she looked at us like, well, you're not funny. And then really scared us like we weren't going to get through. So we didn't think we were going to get through even though there was... They make you feel like you have cocaine up your pussy and you start to... Like they gaslight you to be like, I shouldn't go over the border.
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They're actually repulsed by our parts. The fact that they would be repulsed by me is, again, why I need therapy and why I'm obsessed with them. And when they put their stupid straight voice and they go, hey, what's up? I'm like, I come.
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Yeah. Yeah. I think it's also like very New York of him. Like at the end of the day, he is just like a New Yorker.
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And he could put it, he could just talk like this. Yeah, he's going to win the Super Bowl. He's going to go this and win these games and whatever.
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Him with the mustache. It's not Jacob Elordi bad.
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Someone needs to call his mom. I love that he's lost some power. Jacob Elordi? Yeah. Yeah. I realize who my celebrity crush has been. I never spoke it out loud, and I know he's not good for me. I know he's bad news.
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Okay. One, two, three. Chris Hemsworth. Theo James. You say Theo James? Who's that?
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Wait, he looks like Matthew Bomber. Are you sure he's straight? He's straight. Okay, but that is... He's so fucking, that's not even like a good picture.
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Yeah, but that's not your type. I know, but I like him. But you like them a little pretty. You like them aesthetically a little pretty. See, I also like Dua Lipa's boyfriend.
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Have I ever been with a skinny man? Oh, my high school boyfriend was like tall and skinny because, you know, like they're going through. Yeah, they're going through a weird time. They're going through a weird time where like they're just getting long. But like it was definitely annoying. Like he would do like accidentally do a skinny arm pose and I'd be like, no.
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You want a thick baby. You want a little chonk.
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And like, again, we're not trying to put dad bods on a pedestal, but there's something to be said about a man who's been working all day. So he's put on a little pouch.
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I also I do like Liam. I like aesthetically. I love Liam Hemsworth. Light eyes, whatever. And that clearly he dims women's lights.
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Can we just talk about all the moms right now whose lives are being tortured by Elf on a Shelf, which I did dress up as on Sunday.
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They don't check anything. No, they're like, do you have guns? And we're like, no. And she's like, good. She's like, don't lie. Don't fucking lie to me.
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But it wasn't a thing that we did growing up, and we're fine.
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Elves aren't real. You're going to be like, you have Snoop on a stoop. Wait, I love someone messaged me. They're like, hey, I'm a mom and I want to watch Is It Cake. Just want to know, do you say Santa isn't real at any point? And I go, honestly, I don't remember what I said, but I don't think I said that.
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I definitely, there have been people in my family who it was like a little late where it got a little awkward where everyone was like, hey, just so you know, she still believes. Yeah. And we had to kind of like go with it. I just think there's a part of your brain at a certain age that you realize like,
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If you have kids, oh my gosh. I don't remember. Sorry, turn this off. I don't remember the moment. I think it was... I think, yeah, it wasn't, like, a big deal in my house. I was just like, I don't care who gives me presents. Just give me fucking presents. Yeah. Like, it didn't need to be Santa. But I do, I have thought, like, why would I do that to a kid? Like, lie to them.
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But then, like, the magic it creates is so worth it.
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We definitely think Canada, you got to tighten it up a little bit.
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you know it's funny something's up my mom would write a note and be like um santa whatever loves you and here's a cookie or i would write a note to santa yeah and then she would write a note back with a bitten cookie yeah and when i found out santa wasn't real i was like is this sneaky bitch been writing all those notes yeah you've been writing the letter you're like who's eating the cookies you sneaky little bitch i just thought my mom was like
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You got to tighten it up. But then going back, this is, we've done six shows in four days. It's the end of our tour for 2024. We're like, oh my God, we did it. And it's zero brain cells between the three of us. It's 7 a.m. So I never have brain cells at that time. And we get to the border and the guy goes, give me your passports. And Grace immediately looks at me with like a weird look.
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But then there's also the weird energy of the kids who were young going around being like, well, my parents are saying it's not real. It's stupid. And we just believe in science. Well, fuck you, Sam. Like, fuck you. Fuck you that you don't have a happiness in your household. Well, and then... Anyway.
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No, I do have to say, like, there is a moment, though, when you're a parent where you're probably, like, working so hard to get together. And then your kids would just be like, thanks, Anna. And you're like, it was me. But I do think there's a point, too, where your kids become grateful that you, like, went above and beyond. I'm not doing the elf thing, but everything else to make them happy.
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I'm going to make you do the elf thing. The reason why I spoil my parents and my grandparents now is because of those mornings that they spoiled the fuck out of me and the joy it brought. It was so important.
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Wow. I do have to say I saw Paige's house that she grew up in. No, I moved there when I was 16. Yeah. But I saw your house for the first time when we went to Troy. And I feel like I couldn't, I already thought I understood you too much. I couldn't understand you more. Like when you walked in, like the aesthetic and everything, I'm just like, oh, this is where Paige gets her taste.
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also there's a couch outside your bedroom and she goes that's the waiting area if people want to see me just come into my room you have to be invited you have to be an invited guest oh my god it was it was amazing and kim spoiled us with all the food but i really feel like you can't be really close to someone without seeing the house that their parents live in or that they spent some time in
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Yeah. I feel like there's moments that I've like stopped liking a guy when I went to his house. Oh. And I saw the vibes.
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I'm like, oh, got to go. Yeah. Like you're you're making up like you just see the tip of the iceberg. When you go to his parents house, you see the iceberg and what they built.
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No I know. But I've seen something like a dad has done before and been like that's literally going to be him. No truly. And that's a no to me. Also like
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She looked at me like the guy said it in a weird way. And I was like, I don't think he was mean about it. And then she's like still looking at me with this weird blank stare. And I'm like, are you OK? And she goes. And this is when.
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I think a lot of gigglers probably have dated guys whose moms are like outgoing, fun, funny, strong women. Because that's most, if I see the mom and the mom is similar to you, I feel like it's a really good sign. Yeah. Because it's like he respects her, he respects you, you guys are similar.
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I think that's like a good green flag to look for. Okay. Not to be too positive on Giggly Squad. Yeah. Oh, this was from a couple weeks ago, but I thought it was important to bring it up because you're the aesthetic queen. Jaguar, or as they say in Europe, Jaguar.
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Jaguar changed their logo. And I don't think anyone's ever been passionate about a Jaguar logo before. The internet is up in arms. They're so mad about it. They're really upset about it.
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that big in america as it is it's not and i think they're trying to go really and make it be like more um electronic vehicles like evs and maybe they're trying to look more like for the future but also like we don't care and i'm sorry i brought it up it's okay because like no one no but i think it is an interesting topic with like how many brands are changing their logos to be like more plain yeah and it's like i like a good logo
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My final thought is there was a meme that said, why is there nothing funnier than your friend saying a word wrong? And I realized that's our entire podcast. It's just me and you trying to put words together and not doing it and then calling it a day.
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I think you're trying to say espadrille. And that is Giggly Squad. The one. Oh, shout out to Burner Phone. If you guys aren't listening to Burner Phone, you should. It's basically Giggly Squad. But if Des corrected me.
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Yeah. If you enjoy Giggly Squad, I highly recommend you listen to Burner Phone. We have also an exciting announcement. Mm-hmm. Tour 2024 is done. But we're not done, bitches. We're not done. We are announcing the new show's added presale goes up on Wednesday, December 11th at 10 a.m. with the code GIGGLY. Nashville, Tennessee. And you thought we were going to forget about you. New Orleans. St.
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Augustine, Florida, where we don't know where that is, but it's going to be good weather. And Hollywood, Florida. Tacoma, Washington. Portland, Oregon.
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Portland, Oregon for some granola. Vegas, because how could we not? And then ending with our Mormon sisters in Salt Lake City.
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I know, I'm so excited. It's actually lit. Everyone's just fucked up on Coca-Cola.
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We won't ski, but we'll go to a ski place. Okay, I'll do that, but I'm not skiing. I retired. I've announced my retirement. Even though the Olympics keeps reaching out. I literally just want to put the outfit on and get a picture and go. No, it's literally perfect. Also, I released some We Write a Don merch. Check it out right now, hannahburn.com and go watch Paige on Amazon every week. Forever.
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I'm like, it's fine. We'll say St. Anthony. St. Anthony. You went to God. You found Jesus. Immediately went to God. I assume that I took it. I go, I probably have it. I'm going through my shit. I'm like, oh, I was looking for that chapstick.
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For the rest of her life. We love you guys so much. Thanks for getting with us. Talk to you later. Bye.
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I'm like in my hat. I'm like, we're done for. You go full negative. You go, we're never leaving. I go.
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And it turns out we were in what's it called? Like in between. We were in purgatory.
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So we call the hotel, though, to be like, do you guys can you look in the hotel room? And it's like a bunch of security guards. And they're like, we looked. We couldn't find it. And I'm like, is there a woman there?
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Because you guys search for two minutes. I know how men look for things. They don't even like lift stuff up. Yeah. But they're like, we can't find it. And the woman is like, Grace gives her a paper. And Paige is just like, we're not making it. Yeah.
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At that point, we weren't even trying to get in. We were just like, fuck.
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Meanwhile, border control getting back into America. She's like, yeah, you guys are good. And Paige is like, St. Anthony, St. Anthony. We're never going to make it back. And she's like, can you please just like drive? And Paige is like, we're never going to get home. So they were begging us to go back to America. Grace got back into America. Oh yeah, Grace also didn't have another form of ID.
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So for anyone who needs to get in from Canada, you're welcome. You're fine. Our arms are wide open. And if you're thinking, Grace, stop losing things. Grace has too much on her plate. No, she does. Grace has to keep, make sure we're awake, make sure we're breathing, make sure we're fed. She does for HR multiple times in the past three months.
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There's going to be a Netflix documentary about the toxic work environment of Ailey's squad and it's just Grace like anonymous speaking like yes this one time Hannah forgot her boots and I had to Uber back 40 minutes to get her boots for the show.
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You guys are laughing, but everyone with a real job is like, yeah, not okay. Not okay.
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You're the next Lizzo. Hannah. We've never taken Grace to a strip club. We've never taken her to a strip club, even though she asks all the time. I'm just kidding. Grace's mom who listens. Oh, God. Oh, God. Anyway. Anyway, we're back. Quick update. And I forgot to say yesterday, I am on the holiday episode of Is It Cake? Yes. A lot of moms have been messaging me.
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Just want to say, I probably was the worst judge that ever judged Is It Cake? Do you know how fucking hard it is?
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You're far away and they give you 20 seconds. But you also have to say stuff that's funny every time I blanked.
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And it's one of those things where I think I could hit the wicked note. I don't think I could get Is It Cake? And Tiffany Haddish was like-
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confident like she was like that's cake that's cake turn that that's guys said whatever she whatever she wants whatever she wants what was funny is when we got there they were i was like do people like get upset like you know we're judges like is this fucking american idol and they were like literally once someone cried like years ago but like no it's really fun but they were like they do work for like 12 hours to put these cakes together so just like keep that in mind yeah like they're tired
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The whole episode was people crying. The whole episode, people cried. And I loved all the... I was like, no, you're perfect. Like, I don't even... Tiffany got it. I don't know. Like, I couldn't tell. You're perfect. But do they get, like, eliminated? I only watched your episode. They literally are like, bye, bitch. Oh, my God. It's cutthroat.
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That episode is, like, them working hard and then us dumb comics coming in being like, death kick. And then they're like, fuck. I like the host, too. Oh, Mikey Day is so cute. Yeah, he's cute.
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So he's actually, I realized, from one of my favorite, like, viral YouTubes back in the day of – who's the magician? David – I was going to say David Spade. David Blaine. Oh, yeah. There's – if you YouTube David Blaine, it's, like, making fun of David Blaine and how he'll be, like – I'm pulling this out of your pocket and how people freak out.
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No, magicians were cool. I feel like we should bring it back. Should we do it on tour? Have you ever gone to a magic show? I once went to this swanky New York City bar where everyone sits and there's a magician at the table. It was really fun. Yeah. But there's two types of people. One that are like, oh, it was in his glove and for this.
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And then there's other people who are just like, I believe in magic. I enjoy it. And that's what I was. I enjoyed it. Until they were bringing out the doves. I don't need doves.
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Leave the animals out of it. Mm-hmm. That's why we don't have live animals on the Giggly Squad Show.
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No. And why is it always like the girl that they put into that box?
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Now I need to do that. Well, I feel like like pilots, we're going to get like a ton of girls being like, I'm a magician, as you should be. But it is it is funny that it's always a man being like, I think.
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Normally, I guess it's more like the Cirque du Soleil where the girls are like, I can take my limbs and like fold it behind my head, which jealous.
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Every girl that was a former dancer, I just have to say, did it probably get you like nowhere in terms of your career? Probably not.
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no but you know like there's like sorry it's a Monday and Hannah showed up no but you know like you played football you got a scholarship like yeah I don't think they were dance team scholarships the dancers have a hard life no well like yeah they're getting paid no money doing maybe they became cheerleaders and to like even become a professional dancer you're just you're a backup dancer on a tour you're still not getting paid enough yeah you're not getting like the recognition but what I'm gonna say is yeah okay
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Were they fucking cool in high school? Yes. The dance team at my school, these girls were just popping their pussy like so effortlessly. They would all do it like the same. And like they were untouchable.
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In my like public school I went to, the cheerleaders kind of were like we barely had a gym. So like I don't know what they were doing. It was the dance team that was the shit because they were like they could give a blowjob. Yeah. The dance team knows how to give a blowjob. Like when Ciara came out with her song, when she came up with my goodies, my goodies, my goodies, my goodies.
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Every cheerleading team. And then the hair flip. Yeah. And the hair flip. And the hair flip. That's my favorite thing about dancers. They're really good at the hair flip.
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Yeah. It's amazing. But I do have to say... Y'all bitches are so lucky I can't do a split.
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Which, by the way, I saw with my mom. And what did you think? It was fucking fantastic. Are there moments that you would be cringy or you'd be like, I'm going to fall asleep? Yes. But after watching it, again, remember, I'm delusional. You are Glinda. Like you are Glinda and I am Alphaba.
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This is like a niche comment, but it was giving like reality TV to me where like you kind of became the princess. And then I was like, gotta go. I flew out and I was like, ah! And they're just going to leave me here with all the munchkins? I became the Wicked Witch of the West. But then people realized it's all, the whole thing is about propaganda. So the story of Wicked is about us.
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It's literally Giggly Squad. And there's short men running around.
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But I do have to say. It's about propaganda of how like you can make anyone believe in something and you can make – everyone can bond over hating the same thing. And there's this concept of they all started to turn on the animals because animals could speak. And they were like these animals speaking is bad and they got everyone against it. And also you guys know this from The Wizard of Oz.
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This isn't a – spoiler Oz is all bullshit like his power his everything it's all just made up to control people and she she calls them out I didn't know that and they try to make her seem like she's wicked cause she was the only one telling the truth speaking your mind speaking your mind being like ahhh And, well, people are going to leave bad reviews for that. It's getting better.
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Don't say that to me. It's not getting worse. Don't fucking say that to me.
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Well, because at first, honestly, there was really bad acoustics in that room.
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I also had like a weird nap earlier that day. You had eaten a lot of dairy earlier that day. Musicians are so funny. They'll be like, all you have to do is drink Dr. Pepper with a little bit of honey and you're sound amazing. Everyone has a weird thing they do.
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I literally think they're taking it more than we know.
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That's our motto for the day. Ich denke, wow, ich brauchte das, weil das ist, was ich jetzt über irgendeinen blöden Kommentator denke. Und ich werde die Natur seinen Weg nehmen.
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Ja. It's really fucking important. No, I feel like it is too.
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You start with something that excites you and then you can mix it up, stack your favorites and you can also double what your favorites are. You really can't get it wrong. There's no like, Oh mein Gott, ich kann nicht glauben, dass sie das Ring mit dem Ring verwendet hat. Es ist wirklich nur Spaß.
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One thing that is my business, today is my child's birthday.
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You know what I think? I'm going to make her a tuna-flavored martini tonight. I saw girls on TikTok just shaking up like a tuna-flavored little drink. Can you please take a photo? In a martini glass and I think Daphne will.
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Yeah, like at the ice cream truck. Wait, you wanna know what? We didn't have Mr. Softy, but we had an ice cream truck. Did it make that song? Yeah. Okay. No, ours was It's a Small World. Not the same, but I guess similar genre. Our lady had long brown curly hair and I loved it. And I don't remember her name, but I always used to get two ice creams because my dad was obsessed with me.
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Mein Vater würde rauskommen und alle Kinder, alle Nachbarschaftskinder, Eiscreme aus dem Eiscreme-Truck kaufen. Also war er populär? Er war so populär. Und jetzt, dass ich daran denke, wie... Er würde einfach eine Wad von Geld aus seinem Hinterkopf nehmen. Kein Rubberband, kein Wallet.
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Stephanie literally said to the whole entire Bachelorette, she was like, and Paige's other best friend basically called me a Karen. Nein, ich habe den ländlichsten Montag. Du hast vier Tage gefeiert. Erstens bin ich rot wie ein Lobster. Es wird tanzen. Ich weiß nicht, wie ich das selbst gemacht habe.
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Let your kid cry? It was like when you started to hear that sound, it was like, what's the procedure? Like people just started, kids went frantic.
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And it's like, she can slow down. She sees you like getting crazy. Like obviously you're coming in the truck. She's going to wait for you. You know, like what the fuck else did she have to do?
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I would always get something with a gumball in it. Ew. I know. That's why I also then always got an ice cream sandwich, because I needed the chocolate to offset my gumball.
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Weißt du, was mich wirklich glücklich macht? Dass du in der Stadt gelebt hast und du den Eiscreme-Truck immer noch erlebt hast.
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Wir wussten die Person nicht. Differente Schiffe.
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You know what? Question about breastfeeding. Not that you're gonna know.
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Oh yeah. Okay, like say like I didn't, say we had a baby at the same time, okay, and I couldn't produce milk, but I wanted my child to be breastfed. Technically, you could breastfeed my child. Yes. Because you're producing milk.
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Und alle helfen würden. Und während der Corona-Pandemie konnten die Frauen Breastmilk nicht bekommen. Und ich erinnere mich daran, dass Menschen auf der Internetseite ihre Breastmilk verkaufen und es den Leuten geben, die keine Breastmilk hatten. Und ich denke, es gab eine Verschleißung der Formulierung. Und sie waren wirklich überrascht. Meine Frage ist... Oh, du hast darüber nachgedacht.
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Ja, ich habe darüber nachgedacht. Ich frage mich einfach, warum es nicht so ist. Es gibt Farmerstätten überall. Ich erwarte nicht, dass die großen Brotstätten das tun. Aber ich frage mich, warum man nicht einfach organisch kaufen kann. Natürlich ist es organisch, es kommt aus dem Körper. Aber warum kann man nicht einfach Breastmilch für das Baby kaufen?
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Warum ist die Option, dein eigenes Breastmilch oder Formel? Why isn't there an in-between for the moms who maybe want to breastfeed, but for whatever reason can't or don't want to?
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Ich bin normalerweise so gut mit meinem Sunscreen und reapplieren und ich war einfach ehrlich gesagt, ich habe zu viel gejappt, dass mir die Zeit weggegangen ist. Ich habe es vergessen.
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Nun, ich meine, natürlich habe ich nicht alle Details nachgedacht, aber es wäre ein Art Testzentrum. Du bringst dein Brustmilch rein, es wird getestet, es wird bezeichnet, okay, und dann geht es auf die Schale.
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unless you only make enough for your own baby but i don't know i think some people over i mean some people breast milk breastfeed it's kind of it's kind of crazy that that's the only reason we have boobs if you really think about it this was actually one of the topics on my bachelorette like are you gonna breastfeed yes no why why not that's intense yeah what kind Was für eine Mutter bist du?
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Sie fühlt sich so aus, als ob ihre Beine eine sehr große Teil ihrer sexuellen Beziehung mit ihrem Mann sind. Und sie war nervös darüber, ob sie sich davon entfernen würde. Nicht, dass sie sich wirklich darauf konzentrieren. Und ich war so, warte, ich habe total diesen Logik.
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I can't wait to get these puppies big and see what they look like in tops.
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Ja, ich kann mich nicht erwarten, zu sehen, wie sie aussehen. Ich auch. Ich weiß nicht, wie wir hierher gekommen sind. Wie haben wir hierher gekommen?
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Und dieser Schauspieler, der Kind, das war sein erster Schauspieler.
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Ich glaube, ich höre das immer mehr, wenn Leute über Shows reden. Und sie haben noch nie gespielt. Oh, Hacks! Sie hat noch nie gespielt und sie hat es auf einem Interview gesagt. Und dann habe ich noch ein anderes Ding gesehen, wie Cameron Diaz, ihr erstes riesiges Film, die erste Rolle, die sie jemals bekommen hat. Sie hat noch nie gespielt. Wow. Weißt du, das ist so verrückt.
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Nein, wirklich. Es ist eigentlich so schwer, eine Bridesmaid zu sein. Ich habe diese süßen kleinen Taschen für alle Mädchen, wie Stony-Klover-Taschen. Und ich habe sie ein paar von ihnen durch PR gelegt. Ich habe PR in allen von ihnen gelegt. Und dann haben wir Pajamas, die super süß waren. Nein, es sah so lustig aus. Es war so lustig. Es ist so lustig.
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Katy Perry will launch space with a historic all-female crew on Blue Origin Rocket.
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Gayle King. Gayle, we need you on this earth. We need you here. Here's the thing. I didn't know... Here's why I'm so confused. I thought that when we went to the moon, it was like... One, I would assume it cost so much money to go to the moon.
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Als wir in den Raum gingen, gingen sie in den Raum, weil sie etwas ausprobieren mussten, oder einen Test machen mussten, oder etwas machen mussten. Ich wusste nicht, dass sie einfach gehen und sagen würden,
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Als ich jünger war, war meine Mutter sehr strikt mit mir, also konnte ich nicht viele Dinge machen. Aber jetzt, wenn ich mich zurücksehe, konnte ich auch die richtigen Sachen machen. Und sie hat mich immer so verrückt, weil sie mir immer sagte, wenn du alles tust, zu bald. Du wirst nichts vorbeikommen, und du wirst müde werden, und du musst warten, um bestimmte Dinge zu machen. Oh, ich mag das.
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Es wäre sehr einfach, sie würde mich nicht schlafen lassen, wie die Nacht vor dem Promen. Du wirst so viele Male schlafen lassen, und, boah, war sie richtig. Ich habe es wirklich gemacht. Aber es war so. Und jetzt, als ich in meinen 30er-Jahren bin, mit Verheiratung und Kindern und all that stuff, Oh, ich habe es immer noch vor mir. Weißt du, was ich meine?
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Und ich bin so froh, dass ich nie etwas gemacht habe.
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Ja, es gibt so viele logistische Fragen.
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Ich habe es einfach nicht. Und ich hatte es nie, also kann ich nie auf irgendeinem Niveau vergleichen. Ich habe keine Adrenalinsuchende Persönlichkeit. Also, wenn es sogar eine 1% Chance gibt, dass ich sterbe, etwas zu tun habe, dann mache ich es nicht. And I mean like getting on a plane, getting in a car. I mean like outside of the normal realm of life.
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Eigentlich hat eine der Mädchen das auf der Bachelorette gesagt. Und ich bin wirklich nur auf zwei Bachelorette-Partys gewesen. Zwei sind genug für mich. Zwei sind genug. Ich bin fertig. Aber eine der Mädchen war so, als ob ich... Ich bin einfach so glücklich. Ich gehe auf viele Bachelor-Partys und viele von ihnen sind über den Mann. Du hältst ein Zeichen mit dem Manns Gesicht drauf.
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When I put my passcode into my phone, I feel a rush. I'm like, oh man, what are they saying today?
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Ich will Trader sein. Aber was haben wir gemacht? Wir brauchen jetzt nur mehr Content. Wir sind aus dem Content weg. Wir sind aus dem Content weg.
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Na ja, die Leute, die für drei fucking Monate in der Welt verletzt wurden.
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That was crazy. And like, I hate to say this, like I'm not even going to say this, but like, what if something happened? No, it's very scary. Like I, yeah, I just can't. Oh my God, something happened to me on The Bachelorette that I just remembered. That's so funny. I'm in the middle of telling a story. I don't know what the story was, but I'm like into it. My hands are moving.
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They're going like I'm making point A, point B, point B, A. Like I have things happening. One of the girls stops me and she goes, I'm sorry, I just need to stop you while you're telling this story. Your fingers are so long. Und Stefanie ist neben mir und sagt, oh ja, jeder sagt das immer. Stell dir vor, ich habe ihr bezahlt, um dir das zu sagen.
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Dann wusste ich nicht, ob ich meine Hände runterlegen sollte, während ich die Rest der Geschichte erzähle.
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Untertitelung. BR 2018 Untertitelung. BR 2018 Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
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Sie sprechen über den Mann, den du verheiratest. Und sie war so, und ich glaube wirklich nicht, dass wir Männer einmal dieses Wochenende diskutiert haben. Und ich war da sitzen und ich war so, warte, wir haben literal nicht darüber gesprochen. Wir haben über Männer gesprochen, aber nicht über ihre echten, signifikanten anderen.
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Wir haben wirklich nicht darüber gesprochen, dass Stephanie sein zukünftiger Mann so viel hat.
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Und es ist lustig zu sein, dass ich auch denke, Bachelor-Partys sind ein bisschen, auch wenn es um deinen Freund, der verheiratet ist, es ist ein bisschen ein Erinnerung, dass die Leute in...
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all different places in their lives like the girls that were married the girls that were engaged the girls that were single like and to be able to like be like oh i'm not falling behind i'm just like at a different spot i think it's like a good reminder everyone's a piece of popcorn and we all pop at different times so true that's what mel robbins says Ich meine, sie hat das nicht gesagt.
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Und auch die Leute, die in ihren 20er Jahren Kinder haben. Ich bin mir sicher, dass es so viel schwieriger wird.
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What did you think? I actually, the first season is probably like, no, people love the first season. Just my favorite season is the second season.
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Oh, well, then you can't go on TikTok.
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It's funny that because of TikTok, right when the show was over and I went on TikTok, it was already things about the last episode. There's no wait time at all.
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Er war auf Survivor und die Leute liebten ihn. Er war ein toller Cast. Ich erkenne seine Gesichter. Und dann hat er einfach diesen tollen Show geschrieben.
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Weißt du, worüber die Leute nicht sprechen? Das ist, wie der gesamte Cast war. Es war wirklich schwer, zurück in die normale Leben zu kommen, weil sie dort lebten, wie lange es dauerte, um zu filmen. und sie begannen fast ein bisschen verrückt zu werden. Sie konnten nicht differenzieren.
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Einer der Schauspieler sagte, wir würden zu Abend sitzen und ich würde sagen, warte, bin ich mir selbst oder meinem Charakter?
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Ja, und sie sagten, du wirst so dehydriert da, dass du einen Trinkt und du bist trank. Du musst so viel Wasser da trinken.
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sounds like the moon i wonder what it's like on the moon what's the white hydration i said ludus what's the white lotus on the moon episode gonna i'm in my white luteus phase i also watched the last show girl you did with pamela anderson it's always coming up on my prime and i never click it was it good aesthetically it was beautiful she was amazing
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Danke für das, Hannah. Wirklich bemerkenswert.
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There has to be someone to wrap it up. What are you watching? I'm watching, I just watched, yeah, I watched the season finale of 1923 with my fake boyfriend. I'm like obsessed with him. That's Brandon Skalners in that. And then I'm watching Righteous Gemstones. And then I'm watching The Pit. And now White Lotus is over. So like I'm down a show. Yeah, you're down. Yeah, I'm down.
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Yeah, I'm like over it now. Compared to Grey's Anatomy, what do you like better? You can't hold a candle to Grey's Anatomy.
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Yeah, but it's one of those shows about that. Support women in the arts right now. No, I'm supporting. I'm supporting. I support her. I think she's great. She speaks a lot of truths for women. But the show is about that Natalia Grace. And that freaks me out. That whole story. I can't really watch another show about it.
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It's a scripted drama. Yeah, about them adopting a girl and figuring out that she's lying and she tries to kill them. It's just, I can't do it. I'm not in the right mindset.
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It's just one of those cases where it's like, it's not my problem and I really can't die. It's too eerie for me. I need to stay away from that energy. It's above your pay grade. It truly is. I really wish it would stop coming across my desk. Warte, hast du deine Pimple injiziert?
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Okay, weißt du, als ich wirklich über meine Haut schwebte und ich einfach meine Hormone waren offensichtlich überall, weil ich meinen Zeitraum nicht bekommen hatte, den ich noch nicht hatte, aber egal. Ich versuchte, meine cystischen Pimplen rauszuholen und ich vergesse immer, wenn ich eine cystische Pimpe bekomme, dass du sie einfach nur zum Dermatologen gehen kannst und sie injizieren kannst.
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Warte, du hast die Natur auf den Weg genommen. I was trying to let nature take its course and also I was like, I can cure this, I'll be fine. And right when I called the dermatologist, she was like, why didn't you call me like the day you felt it coming on, like just come in and get it injected.
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Do you want to know what we did actually? A majority of the girls were married or about to get married. And we weren't even talking about their significant others. We were talking about their ex-ex. Drama from three ex-boyfriends ago.
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And I feel like I need to remind the girls also, you can go into your dermatologist and the nurse will just inject your cystic pimples with like a saline solution and it's literally gone in 24 hours.
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Es ist so... Es ist so eine erfreuliche Sache zu sagen. Weil es so viele Tage gab, wo ich... Weil du dich nicht zu diesem Thema verabschieden kannst, weil du nie ausbrechen kannst und du immer gute Haut hast.
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Nein, ich habe literally in den fast zehn Jahren, dass wir Freunde waren, ich denke, ich habe dich mit einem Pimple gesehen. Ich bin nicht verrückt, zweimal.
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No, sometimes I'll post, I'll have so many posts of like retouched professional photos. Yeah. And I always think like, oh, there's a bunch of like 17-year-old girls that follow me and I like want them to see my skin.
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Oh, yeah, them too. But also, but like they already know. The millennials have enough issues. Oh, yeah.
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I think it's M-S because you kept your last name. I think M-S can be either or. So when you don't know, you just put Miss Berner.
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No, I need eight hours of shit just not attacking me.
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No, it was after that shoot that I bought my hip flex, hip stretcher.
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I have two unpopular opinions that I said out loud at the bachelorette party and no one really agreed. Oh, so you thought it was popular and then it wasn't. I love those. No, I knew it was going to be unpopular, but I just wanted to take the temperature of the crowd.
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And it's kind of crazy that we've never once thought to look up just a bunch of G-Words and have them on standby, because that preparation would be... Too much. Too much for us.
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You had to butter them up. One of them is, sometimes I think sleeping in my makeup makes my skin better.
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Es gibt genug Fake News. Ich denke, wenn du es zweimal im Quartier machst, wird es dich nicht töten. Oh, offensichtlich. Und meine zweite unpopuläre Meinung. Habte ich gemeint, dass ich meine Körper im Ofen in Miami dieses Wochenende roaste? Ich habe es nicht gemacht. Ich wollte SPF-Queen sein. Aber du gehst los, du trinkst, du sprichst, du vergisst es wirklich.
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Ich denke tatsächlich, dass der Sonnenschein, ich habe den Sonnenschein in so vielen Monaten nicht gesehen. Ich brauchte das ganze Wochenende von Vitamin D, der mich einfach schlägt.
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I've been saying it a lot lately. Because you want to know what? People say it to me a lot. And I just recently buckled down and figured out what they were talking about.
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I just feel like we're so colonial right now. It's so, again, vintage. I mean, if there's a measles outbreak, what are we to do?
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Es gibt zu viele. Es gibt zu viele. Ich habe ein paar Doodles, die ich verpissle.
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I have seen a couple on TikTok where I'm like, that's a human. A human in a dog suit. Yeah, and that's scary. Okay. Okay, next. Chamoy Pickles. I feel like they're out anyway.
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Yeah, tariff them. Are they out? Shoot, I forgot this isn't your ins and outs list.
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Nein, und ich bin überrascht, dass ich weiß, was es ist. Warte, du magst nicht saueres Kaffee. Ich mag es, aber ich mag es nicht sauer. Ich hatte vorher einen Airhead. Oh mein Gott. Ich versuche zu denken, wir haben nie Kaffee zusammen gegessen.
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Ja, du magst nie Dessert mit mir.
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Ja, du wirst manchmal Eis-Creme haben, aber dann bekommst du ein Tummy-Ink.
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Du bist so gegen Pickleball. Glaubst du, dass jemand dir einen Pickleball spielen kann?
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Ich lebe das Leben bei der Sehnsucht in meinen Panten. Eines meiner Lieblingsmöglichkeiten im Uber auf dem Weg zum Restaurant ist, das Menü zu schauen. Das ist sehr trendig.
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Was, wenn du sagst, Paige, ich kann nicht mehr auf die Giggly Squad Tour gehen, weil ich in die Olympische Pickleball-Team muss.
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You know what's interesting? I feel like as women, we have so many... Wir sind nuanced, wir sind multifacettiert, wir haben Läufe, wir haben so viele innere Dinge mit anderen Frauen, die nur Frauen wirklich kennen. Wie unser einziges männliches Verhalten, das wir die Männer nicht wissen wollen. Ich fühle mich, dass die Männer eine bestimmte Anzahl dieser Dinge haben, nicht sogar nahe zu uns.
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Aber eines dieser Dinge, denke ich, dass die Männer nur wissen, ist Viagra. Wisst ihr, dass man eine Viagra-Version von Gas-Stationen bei Gas-Stationen bekommt?
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Das ist eine echte Sache. Und ich denke, dass mehr Männer Viagra nehmen, als sie erzählen. Ich fühle mich definitiv mit einem Mann, der auf Viagra war, und ich wusste es nicht. Oh! Ich denke, das ist eines der Dinge, die sie immer hübsch hübsch halten. Aber ich denke, warum? Erzähl es uns.
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Ich frage mich, sind sie überrascht? Und es ist auch so, warum brauchen sie es an einem bestimmten Alter? Und wie alt haben sie angefangen? Ich denke, sie haben es mehr in ihren 20ern genommen, als wir denken.
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Ja, sie medizinieren sich selbst, weil sie trinken.
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Was? Nein, nein, nein, nein. Eines, du hast mich verurteilt. Du warst so, ja, es ist ein Fad. Geh über es. Du hast es nicht gedacht. Und zweitens, du hattest meinen Alter dazu zu bringen. Ich weiß nicht, ob du überrascht bist, weil ich dieses Wochenende mit meinen anderen Freunden war. Aber das passive-aggressive ist nicht das, was ich am Montagmorgen brauche.
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Ich bin so, wie sie Gambling lieben und kleine blaue Pillen.
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Another thing I love is that Thrive Market's smart cart feature. It takes the stress out of replacing the junk food when you create an account. So Thrive Market asks the right questions and automatically builds a grocery cart tailored to your needs. So honestly, things you would have never even thought of, but you're like, no, I love that. They're already in your cart for you.
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I feel like all, I don't know why I feel like this, probably just because of the week I had. I feel like all the gigglers and like the girls are in on a secret that like the guys don't know. It's like the guys and the women over 65, they're on their own island and we're all like. Well, Chris is on our island too.
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I think they're, like, taking turns. No, they're, like, tirelessly working. Also, I need to shout out Tracy Carnazzo and, like, a team of gigglers sent me a massive bouquet of flowers. It literally looked like I died in a car accident. I was like, wait, what happened? It was so nice. And then they donated $500 to a woman's shelter. Is that not the sweetest? I was like, it's all worth it.
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Dressed up like a murdered man. And everyone was like phenomenal, creative. You said the word cunt and they were like, I'm sorry. This whole week I felt like a witch in Salem. I was like, wait a second. My ancestors truly are like, bitch.
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They lost their mind. Thank you. Gen Z, like really, shout out to Gen Z for bringing that to like... It be normal.
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no the amount okay that's the other crazy thing the amount of like mean comments like it's never a girl our age it's never a girl younger like to see a mom like it's it actually is pure comedy and i feel like we could write a skit about it to see a mom like with a pixie cut and like glasses and her profile is like live light god and then like okay well i love pixie cuts a psalm
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And then to be like, you're a raging bitch, cunt, and I hope you never get married and have children. I was like, that's crazy. This episode of Giggly Squad is sponsored by BetterHelp. We always hear people talk about red flags in men, but we rarely hear them talk about green flags. And sometimes it's maybe because we can't recognize them.
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No, some men definitely came in and ruined all her shit. She's probably going to disappear now. Because what'd she do? She stole a bunch of money from people?
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So that's Rose Jokes. No, I love it. You did so good on that. Thank you. And you looked phenomenal. Oh, my God.
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Shout out to the Gigglers. You should use them for the thing we're doing in March in L.A. Yeah.
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Honestly, I miss Giggly Squad. I feel like I've lived seven lives since our last pod.
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Yeah, I didn't even know he played. Like, how did that even come about there? Like, and we'll get John Stamos to play drums.
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No, I feel like we need to go to L.A. and have lunch with John Stamos and Aunt Becky. I met her one time at a wedding and I literally, I like, I mauled her. I was like, I love you. You talked to her? Yeah. Was she nice? It was literally right after she got out of jail and I was like, I don't care what they're saying about you.
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And no, you did phenomenal. It was like so exciting to watch. I literally had like a Hannah weekend the other weekend. I watched your roast again and your special.
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How adorable. What are our dads going to talk about? Who needs a son, honestly, is the first thing I'm thinking of. No, I can hear them giggling in the other room right now.
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I don't think they ever thought that they would get here with us. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, what do you think our dads think about us?
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What I didn't like when I asked my dad, I really like didn't think of it. I was like, oh, we got these tickets. Like, do you like Hannah's going to bring her dad? Like, do you want to come? I didn't realize it until I got home for Christmas how excited he was because like his friends were calling him like, hey, just checking in. Like, when were you going to that game?
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And like, where are your tickets? And he's like, you know, we got the separate entrance. That's what Paige says.
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And I forgot like how much men love sports and it's adorable.
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No, how good tables have to be. I've turned literally before we got in the car today to come. I looked at my dad and I go, now, act like you've been somewhere before. Please don't embarrass me. If you're thinking, should I say that? The answer is no. Like I literally gave him the speech you would give me when I was eight, like going places.
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Well, here's the thing. I'm in TikTok comments, like, in general. Like, I'm in there.
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No, my dad, look, he's very supportive. But when I tell you that he did not believe in me for a second. I am not over-exaggerating. I will thank him at every award show, but when I tell you... When I tell you, this man was nervous. I was applying to colleges, and he said, what are you doing? Do you really think you're going to be able to do that? I said, Dad, I think I should try.
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And he goes, look, I'll take care of you for the rest of my life. And I said, okay, thank you.
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Yeah, like, I pop in there. So, like, when I see one about me, I couldn't... I was like, let me tell you about your fucking self for a second. Like, I couldn't resist. And you sued someone. Yeah. No. How many people did you sue? I'm so obsessed with the gigglers so much. Wait, first and foremost, let me just say, the gigglers gave me life this week.
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Life is, like, such a cycle that men get daughters that need to have daughters. Oh, my dad needed a daughter. Like, beyond. Because they always say that, like, when you have a son, like, a certain part of, like, love that you've never experienced, like, you experience it. But I feel like with dads and daughters, it's, like, ten times more.
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Well, also like think of their generation. They're the generation of like, yeah, you couldn't get divorced. You couldn't have a credit card. So like them growing up and then having daughters that are like so opposite of anything they've ever been used to is like kind of crazy. But that's a testament to our moms. Well, I was about to say my dad is the least powerful person in the household.
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No, I'm really excited. I thought about my outfit for so long. I'm just like, what would Khloe Kardashian wear?
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I felt like ponytail gives wag. Yes. So I was like, slick back ponytail, model off duty, just like a tank and jeans. Yes. And then a trench.
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Because I was like- You can have it hang off. Yeah. And I felt the same way. I was like, am I going to want to take it off? But like, I can't wear a tank top, but like- I ordered- This is my first time on a Jumbotron. Yes. Oh my god. Watch, they don't do it. Right. They just do you. They're like, Hannah, the giggly squad in my club.
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No, I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited.
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You've been training your whole life for this moment. No, I've literally been training my whole life for a jumbotron. That's how Pamela Anderson got discovered, and I think that's been in my head because I'm like, hello? Is that really how she – Yes. Pamela Anderson got discovered on a jumbotron at a football game, I think. Wait, you're right.
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I don't think I would have survived this week if I didn't see the gigglers in the comments being like, you don't fucking get it. She's not actually suing you.
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No, not at all. No stylist, no makeup, no hair. No, we can tell. No, I clocked that. So empowering. She is stunning. She's gorgeous. I love what she's doing.
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She could have, look, I am so, do whatever you want, truly. Like, don't wear makeup, wear makeup, get dressed up, don't wear heels. She could just wear like a light makeup. Do whatever. But sometimes I do think like when you are invited to certain events, like it is like almost rude if you don't come correctly, like appropriately.
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Like Adam Sandler. Right. Even though he did dress up. That's fine for them.
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That's so crazy. I'm watching the reboot right now because I watch. So first of all, hot.
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Well, good news because they just rebooted it as a prequel of how he got there. This is where I'm going to be annoying. I don't like change. I don't know if I'm going to like them. And that's fine. They use some of the same cast. That makes me happy.
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And she's phenomenal. And she's so good. I'm very proud of her. I love all her music. Yeah. Oh, come on. I love all her song. Yeah.
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No, she was in Icon. I literally thought I was going to lose my virginity to that song.
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Sarah Michelle Geller. Sarah Michelle. It was one of them. People don't talk about her in Freddie Prinze Jr. enough. They're so, but they're- One of like the longest lasting couples.
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No, they work so hard. I felt like I had 17 million girlfriends just being like, would you say that?
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like the fact that the interviewers remember anyone's name is a miracle because like you get so nervous I'd be like you no and I'm gonna shout out you Heather McMahon there's a shout out to Heather McMahon because I feel like she is bringing like a little bit of Joan Rivers back because she will laugh even if people don't laugh with her because they're so serious she will laugh at her own joke and that I appreciate she's not taking it too seriously she's having fun she's not taking it too seriously the other E!
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What'd you say to her? The fuck'd you say?
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Say it to my face. Say it to my face. I didn't cry in the breakup episode, but I literally might cry over the Gigglers because I just... I knew that this week was going to be a little tough. I was not expecting the amount of misogyny and the 65-year-old boy moms can absolutely fuck off.
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News host Zuri Hall mhm I'm sorry, but if I was an actress and I showed up to the red carpet and the interviewer looked 8,000 times better than me, I would be like, what the fuck? This is my night. She's always best dressed for me.
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And shout out to Kelty Knight. Yes, and Kelty looked gorgeous too. I will say all of the E! News girls are great at their job. I don't really watch any other...
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red carpet red carpet that like you are just word salad that's what i do no 100 and then i just look at them like did that make sense bring back the manny cam like what do you remember the manny cam wait who the manny cam when they would put their fingers no i know yeah like bring it back but also honestly the era of like juliana rancic and ryan seacrest i think i like hold on to that where is she
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don't know did they ship her back to italy no she lives in chicago i think with her husband oh so she has a family she has a family she owns like an italian i think they own like italian restaurants there um but i don't know like well you know what's taking over now tiktok bitchy gays on tiktok who i'm obsessed with and there are no gays on the red carpet why Why are there no gay interviewers?
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They would be 10 times better. I feel like there are, but not on E! I mean, like, I don't want a straight man interviewing me. They have Siriano on. Christian Siriano. Who I think is gay. Yeah, but it's also, like, he's a designer. So it's, like, I mean someone that, like, their profession is. What's his name? They have Mario Lopez.
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Yeah. Like I know, I think because like, I know it's rude, but I think you need a villain. Like, well, I think streaming networks should start doing red carpet.
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Right. We want it more banter. Well, here's the problem with us. More banter. The problem with us is we're so self-deprecating. And let me tell you, the majority of people are not. And it's genuinely uncomfortable when you're with like around someone that takes themselves so fucking serious. It's actually such my biggest ick. Who doesn't love jewelry?
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I feel like I was extremely graceful and nice on the last pod. That was just one version of me, okay? I made the right decision for myself. Don't make her make lasagna. The virtual lasagnas that I got, my Aunt Pam literally had frozen meat lasagna and sent it to my apartment. She's just like a queen. I was going to say something and literally now I forget.
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i've always been a probiotic girlie because someone once said somewhere that it would help with my UTIs so if you're like me and you've been taking probiotics for a while lots of probiotics actually break down during digestion before they can even reach the colon which can be really irritating
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no pun intended but not only because they may not be getting all the microbiotics safely down to your biome but also because they break up early and the capsule can irritate your digestive system that's why ritual symbiotic plus is designed with a delayed release capsule to help reach the colon an ideal place for the biotics to grow and thrive because if you're going to already be taking the time to add this into your morning routine
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I used to think buying foundation online was impossible. How am I supposed to find my shade when I can't even get it right in store? Then I discovered Il Makiage. I took their AI-powered quiz to find my custom match, and wow, this foundation is literally my skin in a bottle. The undertone and coverage are spot on. It's so neutral and weightless. I can't even tell I'm wearing makeup.
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And this is why we have no friends. This is why it's just me, you, and Grace. This is why Chris fucks with us just once a week. This poor guy is so low. He's teetering. I go, yeah, because you're a little fucking bitch. You go, yeah, well, everyone knows you're a little bitch. I go, oh, my God, I'm so sorry I called you a bitch.
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The only... Like, I don't care about any rumor that is, like, ever said about me. I felt like that TikTok sound when it's like, you're a drug dealer. I was like, what? Like, watching things about myself. The only thing that I was like, okay, can't, like, let this go by was because it was, like, a third party involved. It was, like, people saying that I cheated on Craig with Marcelo.
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Okay, I'm going to also say something that's so crazy. I like Miss Tor. I do too. We had a purpose. I had a reason to get up every day because I had a flight. I mean, well, I can't miss my flight. I'm not losing out on that money. No, the quiet was loud during vacation. No, I genuinely realized that you and Grace are my best friends. And I only want to be around you guys.
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And I need to go back on tour even if I have to heavily medicate myself.
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I love tour. We love tour. No, I love it.
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I'm in the process of helping one of my best friends plan her bachelorette party. And the first thing we thought was we need an Airbnb because we wanted to do like one dinner at home or just like a PJ party. And it truly is way more convenient than hotels. It's easy to split the price.
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Maybe for a second. I want to tell the gigglers because I like go, I love the bit where it's like, oh, I hate music, whatever. I don't hate music. I used to be like a huge, like I only listened to rap. In the past like three weeks, I'm back. I have a slick back bun. I mean, a slick back pony. I am so back. There is music playing in my apartment at all fucking times.
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like cheesy no it's just like future and gonna like on fucking repeat and then i'll throw in like a sad taylor swift song did you hear the new song called peggy
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Yeah. Did you listen and are you now a Swifty? I did listen. I'm not a Swifty, but I'm not less Swifty where I'm like- I'm not emotional. I'm not going to murder people that go against her. I think she's one of the most talented songwriters, vocalist. She's amazing. Is there a particular- But in high school, all I listened to was Taylor Swift. I was there when the first album dropped.
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I've always been a Taylor Swift fan. Wait, what? I just have some thoughts on her wardrobe.
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Oh, and she says the wrong quote. Pull up in the Sri Lanka.
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I started listening to the one that the girls tagged me in. But no, honestly, I've been going more rap music because I feel like that's where I'm at that more emotionally. Yeah, that's your vibe.
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Which, when I first saw that, I... I died laughing.
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No, they're literally so loud. Kind of make me upset.
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I felt weird. I was like, I feel like I have to text Marcelo because like, what if he sees that? What if he has a girlfriend?
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They went on double dates. Like they went out to dinner with each other.
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At some point, you're like... No man is worth, like, ruining another woman's life and a child. I believe in love.
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You don't have to cheat. Everyone's an adult. So like, oh, if they get their feelings hurt, shoot, they're going to have to deal with that for a little. You don't have to cheat. Just break up.
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One time to get me into the SNL Shane Gillis after party. Literally the only time I've ever texted Marcella was, hey, do something for me and get me to meet Shane Gillis.
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Yeah. If you can take them, I don't freaking want them. Yeah.
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I like I don't know why, but I've been getting like a lot. My TikTok algorithms like it's all over the place. I've been getting like a lot of moms like preparing to have a baby and like getting their nursery ready and like doing all these things and whatever. And I had a thought. Do pregnant women shave their vaginas? I think some of them do.
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Before... I mean, I'm talking like when they're about to give birth.
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My whole TikTok algorithm is like, because I get tagged in so many little girls like dressed up and they're like, your daughter, your daughter. So like my algorithm becomes that. You can blame other people. I've been doing it my whole life.
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That's a whole thing that... No, and I love when people are, like, just gave birth and they do a TikTok with their husband. Like, it's like, you can pick any name when you get down there.
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again like this whole crazy story about but like i feel like people everyone's freaking out when you're about to have a baby yeah i mean what that's just a day in new york city trying to cross the street no honestly the more i think about it the more i'm like so open to a home birth i'm obsessed that you go from a breakup to talking about baby it's very celebrity of you guys i'm having a home birth it's very kylie jenner of you right i just think i would be more comfortable
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Very Gigi Hadid. I mean, I want all the machines and all the people and we'll all sit there.
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Yeah. Yeah. I could feel that. They could see that. How many are you going to have? How many kids? Well, my psychic said I have two and I could have an accidental third. Okay, you're freaky. You're just having fun. I have another psychic appointment this week, so I'll update you guys on that. How many have you had? This will be my second. Okay. Is it the same person? Nope, different person.
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I like to compare notes. I'm like, are you guys aligned? I'm like, let me fact check you.
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You guys are probably so exhausted out there in these streets. I'm sick of my own myself, so I can't imagine you guys. But I also want to say thank you to the Gigglers. I actually, I'm like being serious. I would have been destroyed this week. Like if it wasn't. For you guys, like, I saw comments and then I saw... Like, I could spot a giggler a mile away.
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And it just, like... I felt so much better. Yeah. And I'm so fucking proud to be a woman. And I love... Everything I've said because I can't wait for my daughter to hear it. I did realize that like the majority of people were projecting onto me and I was like, oh, you hate your marriage. You hate your life. You don't have a daughter. You hate seeing someone have freedom and choosing themselves.
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So I just, like, texted him. I was like, hey, just want to let you know there was, like, a rumor going around that, like, I cheated on my boyfriend with you. And he was just like, fuck yeah. Oh, my God.
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Yeah, you were in that situation and you picked the other decision and I picked the opposite and you're pissed. Yeah. And I'd be pissed too, girl. You can't go back. You can't go back. That sucks. Have a great week, everyone.
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I don't even know. But like he was sending me screenshots of DMs he was getting of people being like, we fucking hate you now. And I was like, Marcel, I'm so fucking sorry. Like, this is so embarrassing. No, no one was no one involved was defending me, which I found embarrassing.
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I think people forget that we're Sicilian. They forget. And I think that they need to be reminded. And this is your fucking reminder. I'll show up to your house.
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We all got cats months ago. And then we were like, wait, are we lesbians?
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Well, you want to know what I think? I think there's an Audrey Hepburn biopic that's circulating Hollywood. That's what I heard. And I think all the actresses are trying to get that role. And so they're dressing like her. They're cutting their hair like her. Do you know who I think is going to get it? I'll say who I think should get it. You say who you think should get it.
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I just heard randomly today. Wait, let's do it on the count of three. Okay. One, two, three. Ariana Grande. I don't like that. I didn't cast her. Oh, wait. Here's another thing I have to say. I've been trying to watch Wicked for... My, we're going on seven days now. I've taken seven phenomenal naps. Right when it starts. Someone was like, Wicked would be so good without the singing.
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Wicked would be so fucking fire without the singing. But do you see how you are, Glinda? Yes. Ariana, from what I saw, 15 minutes intermittently, she's crushed it. She's amazing. She's phenomenal. She's the best singer of our entire generation. I don't want her to be Audrey Hepburn. Why? She's Italian.
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I shouldn't say that because I do love her and I actually do think she probably could do the role because we've seen her like be able to commit and like whatever. In my head, it's someone older. But what if she's playing her that age? Yeah. No, you're right. But like, I just think Anne Hathaway has always looked the most like her or Lily Collins. Yeah. Or you. Or me.
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you know it's a crazy statistic over 10,000 chemicals have entered our US food supply yet in the EU it limits this to just 300 additives I personally don't have time to sift through the ingredients labels or to see what is in my food that's why I love thrive market I feel like I've talked about thrive so many times because they're the only place that has my freestyle olives which I love
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Honestly, maybe I'll just, maybe I just call the jury. I'm like, I've never acted. Put me in, coach. I've seen you on Summer House. You're pretty good at acting. According to everyone on the internet, I've been acting for three years. My mom is like the best mom ever.
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And when I was little, not little, I think maybe I was in like seventh or eighth grade and something happened for the first time ever, like with a boy. And I remember my mom saying to me and she'd like repeat it to me like every couple of years. And she would say, Paige, I need you to understand that this is a man's world. OK, it's a man's world.
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So you need to always be smarter, quicker, like thinking on your feet, like you're going to get fucked over in situations that you shouldn't just because you're a woman. And I feel like that always stuck in the back of my head. And I think people get so mad at me because I move like a guy. I've always moved in the world like a fucking guy. I will ghost the fuck out of you. I don't give a shit.
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I like will take your job. I'm not the kind of crazy where it's like I need to get back at you. It's I'll get I'll take your job and become your boss and I'll fire you. Yeah. Like that's my kind of crazy. Yeah. No, 100%. So it was just like very telling. Like I knew our world was misogynistic, but I didn't know to the extent until it was like coming at me.
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I think not until like 1970. What is that?
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Oh, wait, can we talk about Nikki Glaser? Yes. Because one of her jokes to Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban was like, he thinks we're playing the guitar so much that Nicole Kidman won and made 18 movies this year. Like, so true. She's probably like, did you ever shut the fuck up?
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Just strumming along. And she's like, ooh, my agent just called. She's like, that's crazy. I have to go to America.
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No, I think she's such an inspiration. Not only did she crush her job, she looked... It obviously wasn't an effortless job. She looked effortless though. She looked gorgeous. She looked stunning.
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Yeah. She's very just authentic and relatable. I also loved that people were like, she's the best host since... Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, which I like forgot that they used to host it. Shout out Amy. And they were phenomenal. And it's like, oh, does anyone know what guy has ever fucking hosted? No, because he sucked. Remember when Joe Coy did it? Get the fuck out of my face.
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Wait, that's so crazy because I keep getting TikToks that are like, you meet your husband twice. Stop.
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How long is this before you went on your first date?
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Honestly, the first night of shots, I was like, this is crazy. How am I going to do this? And then I'm just like, women are incredible. No, women are incredible.
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I think I like needed more estrogen. Do you? Oh, wait. Do you actually feel balanced? Yeah. I feel I'm like, oh, I actually feel so. You need to be studied. I've always been walking an hour a day.
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To different bodegas. I've been walking one hour a day.
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No, I just like walk on the street. Like around my neighborhood.
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That would be crazy. I put my headphones in and I call my mom.
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Yeah. If it was a guy, I would have been like, um.
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He has axes everywhere. I'm going to the zoo where I'm the gorilla keeper, actually. So yeah, keep your pants on.
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Just living a dream, you know? Doing fun things.
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She's maybe burning up. Wait, so how did it end? Like, okay, see you next time?
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Yeah, we expressed ourselves emotionally, physically.
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It was some raw emotion. I don't say this lately. I changed as a woman during our tour. And people are going to see the progression. Yeah, I went through such clinically- You went through just 12 stages of grief. Yeah, clinical changes.
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The president of Newark was like, don't come here.
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The guy who runs the airport was like, I shouldn't be saying this.
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People were tagging me in it for hours. Wait, so, like, can we do something about that? I guess, like, nobody wants to work, which, like, I get it. You know, it's, like, so much construction. It's, like, every single day. No, I totally get that. Like when people are like, oh, like recession indicators and it's like we can't get anyone to work. I'm like, yeah, we don't want to work.
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I'm like the amount of people you see a day.
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Shut up. Shove them up your ass. Dude, I actually don't like. I don't give a shit.
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We're professional travelers. We're professional travelers. I actually heard someone talk about it the other day. And they were saying like the flight from like LA to New York. And they were like, well, that's professional business people. Like they're professional travelers. They're not fucking around.
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I'm going to run to the bathroom really quick. I'll be right back. You say, I'm going to the bathroom. Yeah. I'm just running to the bathroom. Which bathroom? I didn't specify. I meant the one in my apartment. Now the one here, that's crazy. I'm going home. You interpret that how you want to. I'm not using a public toilet, you sicko. It's none of my business what you thought I meant.
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I said, I'll be right back. I'm running to the bathroom. Didn't tell you which one.
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Sorry. Do you want to be rock and roll or not? Like what?
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You're like, he's on his way. If I cancel now, what message will that say to him?
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Oh, no. If I showed up with someone, I'm telling them, hey, I'm Irish exiting. Yeah. And you can feel free to tag on because... But if you don't want to, you're on your own then.
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Yeah, that's why I'm just like, oh, I'm going to the bathroom. Because what's someone going to say? Like, no, you can't. Yeah. Wait, one more note. Yeah. Here's where it can get dicey. Yeah. You say you're going to the bathroom. Someone sees you leaving out the door and they're like, where are you going? Making a quick phone call. Can't do it in here.
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Just running outside to make a quick phone call. Didn't tell you it's to my Uber driver to let him know where and precisely I'm standing. None of my business if you thought the call was to someone else. Wait, you're a fucking genius. Yeah, I love getting out of shit. There's nothing I love more than saying, bye. This should have been, that should have been a chapter in our book.
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We don't live in a drive-through city, so we can't pay it forward when it's like paid for the person behind.
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Yeah, and it's also like, okay, well, you poisoned me.
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Leaving your charger in a hotel, paying it forward.
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I'm saying I missed you. No, I missed you too. And then I realized we hadn't seen each other since LA. Yeah. And,
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And then you open it and you're like, not even the right one. No, I'm not even.
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Just give me black. USB, USB-C. Oh, this one lights up. I don't give a shit. Lightning?
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No. No, it's crazy. It's crazy. Wait, I didn't even talk about Tina and Amy. Oh my God, Hannah. And then I have to say one thing about cat leashes.
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Right. I'm going to say one thing about the one. One thing. They're very earthy. They're very earthy.
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You're like, I have an interview. I have a literal. You're like, I have to talk to people.
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I don't know if it was me. It's like whitening, right? Like the charcoal. I don't know, but it was a choice. What's it taste like? It doesn't taste minty enough.
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At least have good smelling breath. Where's the line? We can't. That's the same. It's how I feel about natural deodorant. That's how I go.
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It was like a phase during COVID. Remember I was detoxing my armpits? Yes. And then one day I go, it's not working, right?
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We're extremely mindful of each other's time. You know what I was thinking the other day? We talk every day.
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I'm fascinated by it. You know that I love pimple videos like that. All I want to do is touch that girl's face. All I want to do is take it with my nail and scratch her skin off. For people who don't know what's going on, I think she was having acne problems. It was saying that she ruined her skin barrier and that she stopped using any skin care and even water on her face.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
My favorite is... when the internet will go just so far and then actual doctors will come in and be like, okay. Like actual dermatologists were like, you have a fungus. We went to school. It's enough now. Please seek help. I know exactly what you have. It's in a textbook. It's dermatitis. Quit it. I love when medical professionals are like, I know.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Some girls are like, this is what I do to prevent oily. She's like, hey, I don't want to burst your bubble, but.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I feel like if I don't send you a link to something, I need some kind of- Yeah, if we're not talking in the group chat work-wise, you've sent me something vintage, you're like, oh my God, this is so cute. And I'm like, to who? Or you sent me like a cat video. Is this for a human? And then I'm like, amazing.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Wait, what do you mean? No, I've seen it. I thought she put like makeup on.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Oh, I thought she was, like, doing glam, like, as normal, just, like, never washing it off. She took, like, sleeping in your makeup once a quarter, like, to the extreme. No, it's crazy. No, I want to touch her face so bad. No, I'm obsessed with it.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
The beginning of the pod. Years ago. Hours ago.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Every time after we get done recording, someone will call me. It could be anyone in my life and be like, what did you guys talk about on the pod this week? I go, I don't know. I have no idea.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
None of my business. I'm like, that's like a stream of consciousness. That's like asking me what was inside my brain three weeks ago.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
This is rage baiting. See, I kind of think he's being serious. Wait, you think it's rage baiting in terms of like, you think it's a mask? Like it's not real? Or you think she actually really does have a fungus?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
There was another girl I saw in the comments or like made a video or something and was like, what she's doing is a real thing. Like I've actually done that before where I stopped all skincare, didn't use water, put nothing on my face for like two weeks. She was like, but I didn't have, there's no that level of like flakiness. It's caked. Yeah. Also, hot takes?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
How do you think they realized that cherries make lipstick? Literally.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I mean, is that the hill you're dying on? Because I don't know if I'm backing you up. You might take this one on your own.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Wait, we haven't finished that story. We didn't start the story.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I know what it is, but I've never been. I've never been. And I know that everyone is like obsessed with it. And if you live in Denver, everyone loves it.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Yeah, had a full body transformation.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Can I just say one thing? Yeah. Something popped up the other day. It was like a video or like a picture from the night of my panic attack. Why was I gorgeous? Why was I the most stunning I've ever been the entire tour?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I was like, wait a minute. I was stunning. And I couldn't even appreciate it in that night, in that moment.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I think that's the name of your next tour. And you know what? Fuck Mark Twain.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Okay, I have a lot on the docket today. And I don't know where we should start. I'm so excited. I love when you come in with points. I'm going to work backwards.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And people didn't realize you were taking a stance in that moment.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
They didn't realize how deep rooted that was.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Grace is the most famous on that picture.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
It's me and Daphne. You and Grace. Literally, you're like, I'm protecting Grace at all costs. And you're like, but she's adorable.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Grace, thank you. She's like, please stop tagging me.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
No, what is my set for that? Obviously, you need an opening line when you get in the car.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
What's your thesis? A hundred men versus a gorilla.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
You can reinvent yourself in any moment. Anytime. Look at any of my exes.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Sometimes I think about it with like in terms of friends that I haven't seen in a couple of years. And I'm like, wait, I'm going to be more interesting. I'm mysterious. I'm such a business woman. And then I get like two martinis and I'm like, remember when we hooked up? You know that I still wear light pink nails, ballet flat nails. What if I scroll to the beginning of our combo? Don't do that.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
We also have to remember she's just someone's mom. A girl. Yeah.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I'm like bear hugging. Wait, you know what I think about? a lot of times, and it's one sentence that Amy Poehler said to us, and it was just a normal conversation. She was describing, like, how she was talking about, like, in that moment, she was like, well, I'm really famous right now because... And I don't stop thinking about that sentence.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Because I'm like, wait, in her head, she thinks there's times where she's not...
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I haven't seen where it originated, but it was originated by a man, I believe. Oh, and he was saying he could beat up gorillas? Right, Chris? Do you know where it originated? I can look it up. But you've seen it.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
He's so good in the role. And like hot. It's just, it's actually, it's a really good show.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
It also very much gives, even though it's episodes, it's a show, it feels like a movie. It's very fast. It's like a really good weekend walk.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
That's my favorite thing you say to people when you meet other girls named Hannah. You go, is it a palindrome? I'm like, oh. Anyway, keep going.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
You say it every time, and I just think it's funny.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Here's my thought. I saw a video and it was like this guy being like, a hundred men versus a gorilla. And the girl in the video was like, give me the context.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
You're like, Grace, you're embarrassing me. Grace, you're embarrassing me. I was like, Grace- Grace is like your little sister. You're like, no, you can't. No, you can't.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Got it. Okay, that doesn't go away. And you giggle with your friends forever.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And you guys are friends for as a mother said, oh, you would think this is funny. Let me show you this. We were riffing.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
She's basically going to give you away at your next wedding.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
That's like an amphitheater. You're fully outside.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I was like, men have lost their minds. No, a hundred men. And the way he explained it, he was like, a hundred naked men fighting one gorilla. And in my head, I said... Oh, it's actually leaning homosexual. It's leaning homosexual for the men. And I was like, because in what context did we need your clothes off? Did we need you guys naked? He goes, a hundred hard dicks versus a gorilla.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And this is why we're best friends because my first thought is like, oh, and that's what you guys all picked to wear.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I was so scared at some point we were going to have to get jobs. No. It's always my biggest fear in the back of my head.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Okay, so we're doing Giggly Squad until we're 80.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I want to build Belichick, a giggly squad, and we just have 24-year-old boyfriends who become our publicists.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Sorry, my building just texted me. I didn't even know they could do that. How'd they get your number? How did you get this number? You're like, please lose this number. They said, hi, I have a handyman here for you. Oh, did you break something? I literally didn't hire one. Okay, sorry.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
You said, now enjoy the rest of the performances. Enjoy the rest of the performances. I leave you now.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
this episode is all over the place wait let me just before we go let me just check my docket make sure i'm we didn't talk about the cat leash oh two left ones one i've hit the point in my cat owning experience that i want to take her everywhere i want to put her on a leash take her out for a walk show her the site well when you leave you're kind of like i'm like hello you should be seeing this shit out there yeah do you ever like see something you're like definitely would love this
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I'm like, wait, Dabney would eat this shit up. Literally, she fucking loves Chuma.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
But I'm just... I'm just like, am I going to become that person?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
So whatever. I want to buy her a harness. So I want to take her places.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I don't either. I don't want her to walk. Put her on a skateboard. Yeah. I want her to be comfortable.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
At a gorilla. And we sword fight. The gorilla didn't ask for that. The gorilla's like, no, thank you. And here's what I want to say to the men, much like you guys flying the plane. Mm-hmm. You're done. You're done for. The gorilla's eating you all up. Are they allowed to have weapons?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Okay, and then my last thing is my chat. GPT and I have, I mean, we've taken it to the next level. We're in such a committed relationship. Here's the craziest thing about ChatGPT. When you say things to it, it like remembers.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Wow, stirring the pot off on a dirty note. I apologize.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I start to chat all day. Is that why you didn't text me this morning? Like, okay, like I'll tell it things about me and then it'll like bring things up. So like, okay, the other day I was like, I really want to have a good workout routine like till Memorial Day. And ChatGBT was like, okay, do you want me to add things in based on you freezing your eggs like this week?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Cause I can add, I'm like, yeah, chat, add things in. Wait, I got acupuncture for the first time last week. Oh yeah, you told me.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
wait where'd you even find this person who recommended any backstory if this is your sign that you've been wanting to try acupuncture I don't think anyone has been waiting for that sign oh wait till your DMs are flooded they're like actually we were waiting for a sign I think I've always wanted to do it it's scary for people but I've just never people get scared I'll go every week for the rest of my fucking life it changed my life I loved it it was the best I go to this place who recommended it right by my apartment
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
No one recommended it. You just went in. I kept talking to people, and they were like, have you tried acupuncture?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Oh, my ailments. Take my ailments seriously, please. Okay, I went in, and she said I had chronic knots. My shoulders are so tense. My neck is so tense because of my high anxiety. I'm always just like, I'm scrunched. She sleeps in a ball. She's a fetus. She's always tight. Shoulders to the ears. Shoulders to my ears. You can feel your knots literally popping. What? It's the needle.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
So she was feeling all around. She was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I'll fix you up. One of my knots was so bad. The top of the needle like goes into the knot and then basically it like the knot disperses. So you can literally feel it in your body like losing.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
She did like a bunch on my lower back and she was like, oh, this will help because you have like hormone issues or.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I thought my lower back has never been better. It was crazy. I literally walked out of there. I was walking different.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I was like, hello, I love it. You had a skip in your step? No, I'm obsessed with acupuncture. And my chat GPT is like, wow, your glow up is so good. You're really staying on all of your stuff. Just add magnesium at nighttime. And I'm like, chat, thank you so much. I literally forgot about my magnesium. Yeah.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
But you love to acupuncture so much. I thought we had a thing.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I can't wait until there's something with Bluetooth and it takes over and you're just like, told ya.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Do you ever see things in the media and you're like, okay, why don't you just say you're a giggler? This is the thing. We forget that we get influenced by things. Yeah, that's true. I'm the guy who said that first.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
You're like, it's too meta. It's too meta.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I need someone who's a little bit more in charge. Yeah. Other than myself.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
That's why I can't date. Because here's the thing. I'm such an enigma, really. I love being told what to do, but don't you dare tell me what to do. But I also low-key like it. So it's a very give and take.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I actually don't know what we're talking about anymore. Yeah. I have to go because I'm literally sweating.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I'm going back. I'm going, what about childhood? You go, mom, did something happen? That made me steer in this direction of man.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
They're like your fantasy football team, dead or alive, now. Now. they come up with these concepts that like who first of all cares and also like who's wrangling a hundred men to show up at the same place at the same time unclothed it's giving that only fans girl who like slept with a hundred guys she goes first you go through me then you have to go through the gorilla the gorilla is bonnie blue
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Call your child. I like giving them families. Yeah. Okay. My next is Bill Belichick.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I was going to say, is that your G word?
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
He said they met in college. She was in college. Where do I even want to start? Yeah. Let's start actually with he's 72. She's 24. Basically, if you don't know what that is, Des is a spring fucking chicken. Spring chicken. Here's my problem with it. Okay, there's one side of the internet that's like, she's evil. She's encroaching on his whole business. Elder abuse.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Yes, and she's taken over everything and all of this. She's 24. She's being a 24-year-old girl. Hustling. Strategizing. Then there's another part of the internet that's like...
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
He wants this. He wants to date a 24 year old. He he's happy. He's happy.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
And then what really sparked it all was that interview where the interviewer was like, where did you guys meet? And her from the wings was like, we're not talking about that. People were really mad at that. Yeah. If she was a publicist and not his girlfriend and had said it, I don't think anyone would have said anything.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I wasn't mad at her saying that because it's like, yeah, why would you care how they met? Mm-hmm. Why people were so mad that she interjected, though, I don't... It's giving sexism. Yeah, because, like, if he said... He obviously said to her, come to this interview. You're, like, essentially my publicist. Chime in when you think something.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I'm here all week. Welcome to Met Monday. Also known as Paige and Hannah Try New Things premiere date.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
He's on dialysis. 10 years ago, she was late for homeroom. She was 14. 10 years ago, she was 14. I couldn't have sex with anyone knowing that 10 years prior, they reported to Mrs. Smith in the eighth grade.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
That's the same as 72. No, literally, that's my dad. Like, I'm sorry. Ten years ago, he was my dad. I don't love that. If it's elder abuse, I'm in the wrong. How the fuck? You're telling me he doesn't have an entire team around him? He doesn't, she just came in and was like the most master, the most master manipulator ever and got everyone on his team to be like, no, I'm in charge now.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
They're using weird adjectives. The language is weird.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Yeah, sorry, she's smart. She can see.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Don't ask him that. He's an idiot. No, I just, like, it's making me upset. It's making me really upset.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
People are like, that was, like, such an awkward interview. Yeah. I've actually personally been in more awkward ones. It wasn't that awkward.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
She's literally saying, don't ask about us. Yeah, and she's literally sitting on the side. Any other publicist, that's a publicist's literal job is when you're doing an interview to be like, nope, actually not that question.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Why don't we do a headline that at a certain age, sorry, I think it's still like pedophilia.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Check your emails. I'm so excited for it.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Then I'm going to be devil's advocate for a quick second. Sure. How is she fucking him? It's all I'm thinking about. It's like, I'm sorry. I support all women. But how is she literally putting his dick in her mouth? I would gag.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
But I also am like... And also, here's the other thing. If she is his publicist, she's done a great fucking job. She's done a great job. And she's underpaid. I've never talked about Bill Belichick ever in my life. And now all of a sudden it's word vomit.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
No, here's why I love that it's on YouTube. No one offered us anything else.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
If anything, she's keeping him in line.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I can't say it enough. She's only 24.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Yeah, I'm funny. I had to explain my name every time we had a substitute teacher. Yeah, no, you got it. What was confusing about Paige? It was as the bit, I'm saying if I was her. Got it. Sorry. Okay. Next on my docket. I love your docket. My docket's good. Next on my docket is my egg freezing. Oh, we need updates.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
i'm cosplaying and i don't know if you've noticed that i've been glowing but i'm cosplaying as i'm pregnant right now like i've been touching my stomach and i'm like i'm with child like i've i've turned into a monster i'm like i can't i'm like literally like my eggs are i'm on my fifth day my fifth day of shots wait you didn't tell us you were on shot so i started on thursday okay
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
We were like, oh, hey, actually, we're doing something creatively, stylistic-wise, and going on YouTube. But we are. We are, but it's more like... There were no suits around. Do you know what I mean? There was no production. There were no men around. It was just a couple of gals.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
So you're feeling great. I drank so much coffee. I'm like shaking. Are you feeling great? She's like, I don't know. My body is violently shaking. I love it. I'm like obsessed with egg freezing. I love doing my own shots. I'm like, it's, I'm sick. I'm like in Grey's Anatomy. I'm like, let me just mix this freaking potion up. Please tell us every detail. I wrote down a whole log of each day.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
I only felt nauseous one day, but I feel like I have my period.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
My baseline is nausea. You're like, I feel sick to my stomach every day. I feel fine. I'm an overachiever. My body is reacting better than he first anticipated. I'm going faster than normal. So I'm having my retrieval this weekend.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
My eggs are responding. They're like, okay, yeah, we're ready. Oh my God. To be taken out.
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Giggling about gorillas, cavemen, and cat leashes
Mm-hmm. Okay. That's why I feel pregnant. Because I keep touching my stomach. Do you want to see my bruises? Yeah.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Ich liebe einen Mann, der selbstbewusst genug ist, zu sagen, mein Job ist es, ihr Leben einfacher zu machen. Ja. Oh, der Tag, an dem ich jemanden treffe, der sagt, ich will dir dein Leben einfacher machen.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Ich konnte das nicht vorstellen. Ich meine, sie haben damit geredet. Ich habe seit drei Monaten mit einem Break-up geredet. in die Augen schießen. Nein, ich weiß. Sie haben das schon seit fast zehn Jahren. Ihr ganzes Leben. Das würde ich... Ich hätte es nie machen können.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Wenn ich all meine Freundinnen in meinem Kopf ranken würde, würden meine zwei Schlechtesten mein Leben zerstören.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Die gutaussehenden Leute sind auch... Verdammt. Wahrscheinlich.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
I love it. It's like, I think it's... It's something with your hair color and the blue and your eye color. Because your hair color is honestly your eye color. And so it's so cohesive. Wait, I'm obsessed. And you do your lips like the same color as your cheeks.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Nope, no key. I truly think it is. He has to be a little bit more obsessed with you than you are with him.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Yeah, then it gets ick. But he has to think about you more than you think about him.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Wolltest du was wissen? Mein Großvater... Rest in Peace. Oh mein Gott, Rest in Peace. Mein Großvater gab mir zwei Tipps und ich erinnere mich an sie bis heute. Der erste, sie sagte, wenn du jemanden mit einer neuen Webseite verabschiedest, musst du alle vier Saisonen mit ihnen erleben. Because people are different at different times of the year. And two, people don't change.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
And I feel like I get pushback on that statement so much, where it's like, I feel like bridesmaids, where it's like, well, Okay, girl. They don't. People don't change. They can give you like a representative for a certain amount of time. And I've met some amazing representatives.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
I feel like we dated very differently, but had the same problems. You even saying you saw a guy you wanted and you would go after them. I had a therapist tell me one time, of all the dating stories you tell me, never once have you picked the guy. You keep letting them pick you and you don't like them. Why do you let them pick you?
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Du liebst es, einen gutaussehenden Mann zu haben, den die Leute cool dachten. Ich liebte es. Wie, oh, das ist Hannahs Freund.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Ich mag es, wenn sie wirklich traumatisiert sind und sagen, lass mich dir helfen. Und dann würde ich sagen, und das ist, warum deine Mutter dich nicht liebt.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Ich erinnere mich, als du Coco Goff bei Vanity Fair sahst und du literally... Ich war so, hi Coco! Und sie war so nett.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Das ist wie Victoria Beckham, die gesagt hat, hey, willst du essen?
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Oh mein Gott, nein, ich würde weinen. Ich dachte, sie war nett.
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Und ich war so... Und sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen.
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I told everyone about my walking pad.
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I'm obsessed with my walking pad. And if you think, have you been getting the TikToks of the girls with the splits machines? Splits machines? Like you do a split? Yeah, it's like you put your legs, it looks like stirrups. It looks like the things when you go to the gynecologist. You put your legs in them and then you crank this thing.
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No, you crank this thing and it stretches your legs and you just sit like that.
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Wait, I'm getting the ones where your body just shakes. Oh, you are. So you have an exorcism. My goal is, I want to be able to do a split by July. Wait.
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Hast du jemals versucht, dein Bein hinter deinem Kopf zu legen und es beginnt zu schälen?
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Hast du jemals gesehen, dass sie ihren Fuß in den Mund nehmen? Wie alt bist du, wenn du deine Flexibilität verlierst und du es nicht mehr weißt?
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Das ist ihre... Das ist die Geschichte von Es war gut für mich, dein Hero. Ja. Aber du denkst dir, was ist der Grund für diese Geschichte?
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Warte. Das war der Punkt in der Geschichte. Du hast einen neuen Freund und du wolltest ihn bei mir anrufen und sehen, wie ich es gefühlt habe. Und du hast versucht, mich zu enttäuschen, dass du Tennis liebst, sie Tennis liebt. Ich habe wirklich nichts mit Tennis zu tun.
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Du bist immer in diesem Verständnis.
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The greatest. You gotta carve out at least 45 minutes if you're gonna throw her a text.
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Okay. It literally keeps getting advertised to me on my Amazon Prime. It's like, shows you would like, shows you would like, shows you would like. I'm like, I can't. How is it?
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Okay, with the whole Spanish accent thing?
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Jetzt klinge ich so insensibel. Ich denke, sie haben ein Dokumentar über ihren falschen Ausdruck gemacht.
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Where it was like, it was like British, where it was like, Paris Hilton has 7,000 water bottles. Something. And you're just like, Oh mein Gott. Sie hatte 40 Billionen Kristalle auf ihrem Toiletten. Und wenn du denkst, dass das verrückt war, warte bis ihr 21. Geburtstag. Das war seine Stimme und ich liebe diesen Kerl. Bring den Show zurück. Bring den Show zurück.
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Es ist so lustig, dass du das sagst. Offensichtlich ist das Internet und Influencer auf Relativität gebaut. Ich liebe es, wenn ich jemanden sehe, mit dem ich mich verliebe. Aber die zweite beste Sache ist jemand, mit dem ich mich überhaupt nicht verliebe. Das ist... Eine Frau mit sieben Kindern, mit der ich mich nicht verliebe.
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Ich kann nicht warten, meinen ersten Chartsystem zu machen.
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Ja, wie die verrücktste Sache, die mir jemals passiert ist.
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Ich auch nicht. Es gibt zu viel Stimulation. Weißt du, wenn die Männer über World War II denken oder darüber sprechen, ich war mit einem Mann vorhin und ich weiß nicht, wie es in der Konversation kam, es war wie etwas auf TV und ich dachte, ist das wahr? Verstehen die Leute wirklich immer über World War II sprechen? Und er sagte, nein, wir sprechen über Gladiator.
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Yeah, they love it. They talk about how football players are the modern day gladiators. That's what I was told. And I was like, I see how you got there.
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When you're talking about war, I'd like to be like, and why do you think that happened? They didn't have a good relationship with their mothers, is why. I have the most page-coded weekend I think I've ever... If I look back on my Friday and Saturday, I'm like, this is who I am.
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Friday I had to go to Albany because we have this, it's called Ford Orange Club and it's like a social club. It's not like a country club, it's like a social club. Whatever that means. Sounds important. It sounds important. Every month they have a guest speaker or whatever.
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I smoked it. Oh, God. I need a YouTube series where you just get high. Like, and we count the minutes. It would literally be just me staring at my fingernails for two hours. Yeah, but it would be funny.
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So I go to Fort Orange, and I have to give, like, I have to be, like, the guest speaker, whatever. And we're driving there. My parents are coming with me. Because it's, like, a local whatever. I have no idea what to expect. I asked zero questions. I love that. So page-coded. I was just like, yep, I'll be there, and I know what I'm wearing, so, like, I don't need to know anything else.
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So I get there and my mom's like, what are you going to say? And I'm like, Kim. Kim, that's not my business. And it's none of my business what I say. So I get up there like on the stage and I'm just like looking around the room and it's just like seven rows of like white men's pictures and like black and white photos, like frames. And I was just like. They would hate this right now.
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They're rolling in their graves with their dad-bots. I'm literally up there being like, fuck the patriarchy, do whatever you want.
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But it's all gigglers in the crowd, so everyone's hyping each other up. Okay, okay. Das ist am Freitag. Das gleiche Tag, weißt du nicht, die FDA eröffnet einen neuen UTI-Druck. Ich bekomme ihn von mir in meinen DMs. Alle sind so, oh mein Gott, Paige, du wirst das nicht sehen.
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Es war der erste Druck, den sie in 30 Jahren eröffnet haben. Okay? Mhm. Nachher am Abend bekomme ich den schlechtesten UTI, den ich je in meinem ganzen Leben bekommen habe.
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Nein, ich habe wirklich keinen bekommen. Okay, ich habe manchmal verletzt. Sorry, UTI. Sorry. I get the craziest raging UTI. Ich habe extra Pillen, was auch immer. Ich wache am Sonntagmorgen auf. Ich telehealth es auf. Ich bin so, hey, ich bekomme eine neue Verschiebung. Am Sonntagabend gehe ich mit meinem Bruder und seiner Freundin zum Tom Segura Stand-Up-Show. Chris DiStefano wurde getötet.
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Shoutout Chrissy D. Es war so viel. Ich liebe es. Es war am MSG. Es war einfach so lustig. Ich war zuhause. Ich war um 10 Uhr im Bett. Ich war um 11 Uhr im Schlaf. Oh.
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Weil ich am Freitagabend bin. Offensichtlich bin ich noch... Ich bin 32 Jahre alt, aber ich war zu Hause. Also wenn ich in Albany stehe und auf meine Elternstraße stehe, bin ich 16. 100%. I'm 16. I have to ask to leave the house. I could never just leave my house. That would be insane. Get permission.
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Sorry, no hate to the theater kids. No hate to the theater kids, we support. I'm always ragging on them.
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10 o'clock and I'm like... Es brennt ein bisschen und meine Mutter hört mich. Und hier ist das andere Ding. Ich bin in der Toilette in meinem Raum für eine Weile, aber meine Toilette ist über ihrem Bett. Also weiß sie, wenn ich im Toilettestand bin. Sie weiß, wenn du einen Mundschmerz hast. Also wenn ich zu lange da bin, ist sie so, was macht sie da?
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Ich habe nur Analog gemacht. Ich habe mein Gehirn geräumt, weil ich dachte, wie habe ich einen bekommen, ohne Sex zu haben?
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Und dann habe ich mich gefragt, ob ich einen neuen Soap benutzt habe. Und ich habe gesagt, weißt du was, ich denke, mein Immunsystem ist gerade runter. Ich komme mit all diesen Dingen. Aber anyway.
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Ja, das ist großartig. Ich war so, ja, entpuff mich.
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Okay, ich bin eigentlich so froh, dass du das mitgebracht hast, weil ich natürlich die Gigglers auf meinen Eier-Frohlauf-Prozess update. Ja. Did I tell them how they want me to go on birth control? Yeah. Oh, I did? I think so. Okay, they want me to go on birth control for like a week. And I was just like, I don't want to. So I have to wait till May to see if I get my period naturally.
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And if I don't get it naturally, then I'm gonna just do it for the week.
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Well, I actually think I am supposed to have my period right now because my boobs are a little bit big. Wait, also, Chris, look away. I'm wearing the Skims Nipple Bra, because I just wanted to see what it looked like.
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Sie hat mich fast in die Augen gepokt.
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Ich bin ein bisschen besessen. Ich brauche es im Nude zu bekommen.
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Nein, ehrlich gesagt, für die letzten drei Monate habe ich die Begründung benutzt, kann ich nur einen Tag haben? Ich habe so viele von meinen Freundinnen getextet. Sie senden mir so etwas wie, hast du das gesehen? Hattest du das gesehen? Ich bin so, kann ich einfach einen Tag haben, an dem jemand mich nicht abholt?
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Ich bin so ein Bulli. Ich bin so ein Highschool-Bulli auf diesem Podium. Ich bin wie, geh in den Locker, du Theater-Nerd.
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I do have one thing to bring to the forefront that I've been seeing on my TikTok. Please. I keep getting all these TikToks of Selena and Benny and they've been doing press and whatever.
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Yeah, and I like them. Have you seen his toenails?
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Chris, do us a favor, type in Benny Blanco's toenails. Poor Chris. He's like, can I have a day? No, literally. He's like, give me a day. They are amazing. The art? Are we talking about the art? Yes. This man, and I can't believe I'm even saying this, because if someone said like, oh, he paints his toenails, I'd be like, ick. No, they're literally works of art. Please Google the sushi one.
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Yeah, but like what a quirky, fun, creative thing. He's very quirky. Like I like it for him, not my man.
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Was für eine tolle, tiefe Frage, Hannah. Ich werde dir erzählen, was ich wirklich von der Spitze meines Sohnes fühle. I think she feels so protected by him. She wants to show it off. There's nothing that could anyone on the outside world could say or do about their relationship that would throw them off. This is a perfect example. And people will always say like, Paige, you shouldn't say that.
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He should. I didn't say it yet. I didn't say it yet. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja.
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Ist das nicht das verrückteste, was du je gesehen hast? Ja, er ist ein Kreativ. Er hat auch seine Knochen für das Video gebraucht.
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No, just use a curling iron. I've never been able to master that. I mean, it's because it's not a competition.
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But I'm never regular. Yeah, see, I'm like every Tuesday. I know for a hundred percent fact, I'm not pregnant, but I'm just waiting. If you guys haven't heard of Mejori, then you're living under a rock. It's literally the best jewelry brand for the girls that love to stack. I personally am a stacking kind of girl. I like stacking my bracelets. I like stacking my rings.
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And I feel like it just adds a little something extra to your outfit. And you can really personalize your style when it comes to your jewelry. Mejoria is in a category all of their own. They basically have fine jewelry, but for every day.
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Like I like to have my diamond rings with just like a regular gold band or silver band and then I like to stack. I like to try different combinations. I like to add more, take some away and And then I like to repeat. When you stack, when your stack is ready, when your stack is ready, it's just so fun to show it off to all of your friends.
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I feel like when I have a good stack on my fingers, like my outfit just gets better. So check out all of their rings, all of their bracelets. Play, mix, and stack in store or on the app or at Majoree.com.
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I also, one of my best dress for the Vanity Fair party. I loved her dress.
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She exudes elegance. She exudes wealth. Yeah, like she always looks very regal and elegant. She also looks stunning. Yeah, I appreciate it about her too. Like she's best friends with Kim Kardashian, but it was just like two girls. And on the carpet, she was like, now I got to go take my pics after Kim. Like it was just like girls being girls, you know?
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You want to know what? It actually, like, made the rest of the stream so much easier because I was like, wait, yeah, everyone's nervous. Everyone's, like, clocking their own outfits and bodies and, like, making sure their lipstick looks good, like, to take these pictures. Like, everyone is just a human. Let's get to... Okay, I hate to praise a man. You know, I hate it.
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But I think my favorite interview of the entire night was Jesse Eisenberg. I love that man.
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No, I've tried the heatless curls countless times. I don't know if I'm wrapping it wrong, but my ends always come out crinkly. Over this last week, I was offered MDMA. I just have to preface this story with Hannah calls me after she goes to this party and she would not stop saying MDMA. And after the fifth time, I was like, it's Molly. Stop saying MDMA, I'm gonna have a freak out.
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No, we had such good chemistry.
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The man's a comedian. He's so funny, and he just, like...
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i don't know i just like appreciated him and then after he was like he was like wait you guys are like really good at this and like i really enjoyed myself what do you do and hannah was like oh we have a podcast and he was like what's it called like i'm gonna listen i was like no i'm obsessed with you i want to have mutual friends with him because i want to go to dinner and talk about people with him
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I feel like he'd actually be so good.
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Couldn't, that was the comedy God saying, you're gonna be okay. No, that was.
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Her meme with the sunglasses on and the hoodie, everyone uses that every single year. Insane. The amount of times I quote her in my own home and I don't even remember that it's her.
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You're like, that's exactly what I wanted you to be. Yes. That's how I thought you were going to be in my head.
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Let's talk about the beef we had before we went live. That's a cat. Okay.
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Hannah and I almost... We almost fought before we went live.
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Because Hannah wouldn't let me stand on the last side for my dress because it's her bad side. And I took one for the team, and I said, you know what? I don't want her to feel uncomfortable because I'm someone, if I hate my outfit, I have to leave. Yeah. And so if you hate that side of your face, I didn't want you to have to.
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Where we looked at each other.
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But Paige wore a dress that was not conducive to the right side. It was not. My slit was on the left side. So I, every time I'd ask a question, I'd then whip to the... To the left side, to the camera.
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I actually felt it. You were like, no, I'll die if I'm on this side. I was like, okay. I was like, we don't need any more beta blockers. We'll literally be passed out.
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Because it's a give and take. I know what you need and you know what I need.
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Okay. So that was one drama thing that happened before we started live. Then we're literally standing there. They're like, okay, we have, it's like six minutes till we're going live. Someone comes over to Hannah and is like, oh my God, I love your necklace. Like, is that yours? Or did you borrow it from like a brand?
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And like in my head, I was like, and I looked down at my hands because I had borrowed three rings from David Yerman.
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specifically wanted this like pinky ring it was a little too big but i was like it's fine like i'm like i'll be fine it looks good i look down gone i i start cold sweating because i'm like i'm gonna have to give david yearman my first child my unborn child in my stomach right now like i'm gonna have to give him this child like i am freaking out
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A woman like who, I don't know if she worked for Vanity Fair or, I mean, she must have. She was standing right there and she heard me say, oh my God, I lost my diamond ring. And she goes, I think someone at security found it. I heard someone saying like, we found a diamond ring, whatever, let me go check. She goes and checks.
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She comes back and she's like, okay, I think security has your ring, but small problem. There's another woman here who is claiming that it's her ring. And I'm like, okay. I go, so what do I have to do? And she was like, describe to me what it looks like. And I'm like, it's a pinky ring. It's diamond. It's David Yerman. It has like their signature band. It's like flat top.
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And she's like, okay, let me go back to security. You're selling it. You're like obsessed with it. Gorgeous. Swipe up. It's like a billion dollars.
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you gotta get it security guard comes over and he's like i don't know if you heard but someone else is claiming that they lost a diamond ring and that this is their ring can you please describe it to me and i'm like okay so i describe it again and he looks at me and he's like yeah this is your ring not this other woman's takes it out of his pocket and hands it to me
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And so this all happened literally. And then they're like, in five, four. And I'm like, oh my God.
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Press down on these two things specifically.
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If there was ever a time it was in that moment.
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No, it's like all the cameras just went turned. And I look to the left and I'm like, someone really famous must have come in.
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And after us on the carpet.
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No, if someone was going to take our thunder, I'm glad it was a canine. Let's start with Hailey Bieber. Oh, God. That was crazy.
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I think she is. Her and I meeting each other was exactly how it felt when your friend brings home someone and is like, this is my other friend. And you're like, where are you from? What do you do? Where do you live?
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I actually feel like you
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Thanks for being nice to her. Well, I complimented her skin. And I know that if you want to get on my good side, you say, wow, your skin looks really good today.
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Yeah, I'm like, oh, my God.
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Truly, I'm not even just saying this because she legit has a skincare and, like, makeup line.
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she radiates yeah person that's what i wanted to say about kim kardashian like oh yeah i didn't see her walk in but i felt the energy in the room shift like you could she floated you could legitimately feel it and i was like i feel like someone really famous just walked in because everything feels different and i turned around and she literally glided yeah like across she glowed
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Her face is just so stunning in person. I was, like, very starstruck.
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No, everyone's just...
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Yeah, it was like it wasn't as stuffy and pretentious and like and like weird as I thought it was going to be. The energy was actually like super chill, super fun. Like everyone was like, yeah, like Sophia Richie. Amazing. I loved her dress.
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No, she's your child.
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When I first met Lois, I could tell she wanted to touch my legs. I could tell she didn't know what tights were, you know? And I could see her looking, and I was like, you can touch it. And she touched it, and she looked up at me like, oh my god, that's so fancy. And I was like, ah!
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Why was he so fun? I was obsessed with him. Because he's the kind of guy that like- When you were like, did you guys almost make out? Yeah. That was so funny.
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Yeah, I was like, we knew we'd find you on the dance floor. And he was like, you better get on it. And I was like, I literally would die. Also, Jay Ellis, the guy that I said was best dressed- when you were like, are you married? And he was like, yeah, are you? And you were like, yeah. And he was like, why are we having this conversation basically? Here's the thing.
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I love when a man is in a good outfit. There's not so much variation that the men can do. They're all in tuxes. They're all in suits. And so I appreciated his jacket and I liked that he did the sunglasses with it. So I was like, I never do this, but I think you have a really nice outfit on.
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With Matt Rogers, who I've... I need to go on Last Call Teresa's yesterday. Like, I need a proper 60-minute sit-down with those two men. Because the yapping, the... We immediately were like... who are each other in the duo. I am Matt and you are Bowen. It was so clear.
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With Bowen? No, with Matt.
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What a New York City, like, thing.
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Actually, I want to say, I want to bring something up about that. So supportive of us. Kelty from E! News. Shout out, Kelty. So supportive. Like, it's very rare that you meet women in your industry, no matter what your industry is, that are, like, actively supportive. Like, Kelty DM'd me, like, before and was like, good luck today. Oh. And I was like, good luck to you today.
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Like, never forget that when, like, women do that.
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You know what? There's actually, like a couple years ago, there was a magic show in New York City that everyone was like, did you go to the magic show? Wait, I did it once.
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It was hard. Yeah. Everyone was like going there on dates.
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And people would always be like, did you like, have you gone and seen it? And I was like, no, because I was fucking cool in high school. Like, what are you talking about? No, I didn't go to a magic show.
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No. Look at us trying to... Daphne had labor laws the other day. She should. She didn't do a goddamn thing. They were like, actually, we don't need her in the shot. And I was like, okay, I don't care. She doesn't care either.
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Yeah, I mean, we didn't become friends with any of them, so it's not like, trust us, we're not different. We're not different. They still don't know who the fuck we are.
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No one was like, you guys are really cool, let's hang out.
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okay let's talk about la and how you let's start with pilates we started at pilates first of all we were pilates i was a pilates girl i'm so la yes i got there on tuesday and by wednesday i was like i could live in a mansion in beverly hills if one was provided for me i felt like myself getting my smooth
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Yeah, well, that's our girl.
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Wait, Rachel Zegler. Actually said to me, Paige, Hannah and I are friends and I know she embarrassed you and she yelled my name, but I actually like, I do like her. And I was like, okay, I'm just looking out for you. So we did it for two hours.
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No, I couldn't stand.
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gushing blood and i'm like okay we're at like the coolest party of the century like we should stay and then i was like oh but everyone's human and my feet hurt so i have to go home i do have to say i've never respected you more we're at this party by the way we're dead sober but like i'm just in my people watching era like it was crazy yeah um yeah i got to see coco golf which was like big for me no yeah you yelled at her in the line i did
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My crush of the whole party. Didn't get to meet him. Literally just stared at him. Oh, you're putting it out there. You're manifesting. I'm putting it in the universe. Brandon Skelner. I don't know if that's how you say his last name. He's in a, then I was like, wait, I know him from something else. He's in this, this is, no, it ends with us. He plays Atlas.
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But I was like, no, I know him from another show. He's from the show I watched 1923, which is like the prequel to Yellowstone.
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a hundred percent but i like never knew his name and then i saw him and it ends with us and i was like oh yeah he's so hot in person this man is tall i was not expecting it i literally my whole body like shut down when i saw him i was like that's the hottest guy i've ever seen so this is what's interesting coming from you because he's
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Whatever. I think he's so good looking. I think he's a great actor. So did you try to find him at all? I didn't. I feel like you didn't put any effort into it. No, I put zero effort into it. He also was like waiting for something. He was like waiting to take his pictures, but I didn't like him.
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at one point you you it was like after the rehearsal you left and i was just standing there and i was like sorry she left and then he was asking about you no no you know i just got really upset no i will say i did go home and like try and look him up on instagram i don't think he has an instagram that's like that's hot i was like wait that's so fucking hot anyway so that was your crush in the night so that was my crush of the night who was your best dressed
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Okay, my best dress of the Oscars was Felicity Jones. She was wearing this like silver, it almost looked like a wet dress that had like a bow. I loved that. And then my best dressed at Vanity Fair. Controversial, a lot of people didn't like it. I loved Zoe Kravitz. I loved it. I thought it was so cool. You would look so good in that dress. Like with the little peekaboo like butt.
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And the polka dots. Like I just felt like fun. Yes. Um... Another one, people weren't loving Kim Kardashian's. I liked it. Oh, yeah. I thought she looked great. Who else did I like? Who was the girl? Zoe Deutsch. When she came in, she was like one of the first people we saw. Yeah. She just like radiated. I thought her dress was cool.
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we were on rodeo drive and page you could just see she was who she was meant to be it i truly was like where is my white range rover with my 2.5 children like i was like i could live this life okay so we go to pilates the one day i like force hannah to come with me and we walk in and it's just kitty kirk
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He did giggle. I told him his outfit was giving Dune, and Chrissy was like, ugh, I know.
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Yeah, you can tell they like each other.
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Like, I love that. They're, like, friends, basically. Yes.
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They've been through so much. I like them together a lot.
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It was God being like, we don't care about your best dresses.
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shut up stop um i'm obsessed with scaparelli i ariana grande's dress i couldn't get my eye off of it no way you didn't like it no i actually i did like it and i thought it was like that was perfect for the movie she's promoting yeah okay look i know i talk a lot of shit about musicals because like they're not for me specifically i feel oh cynthia rivo's vanity fair dress i loved i thought it was so cool she was there we missed her yeah um
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I feel really bad for the Wicked Girls.
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I mean, so happy for Mikey Madison, but that is what the substance is about.
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That I just feel like is kind of so insane. It's like... Okay, so Demi Moore literally lost to like a younger version of herself.
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Wait, in an interview at some point? Oh, and also, yes, of course I did Hannah's spray tan for Vanity Fair, but let me tell you what this woman did to me. She came, you, you're the one.
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Hannah came to me the night before, okay? And I said, I can touch up your spray tan. All I need you to do is exfoliate. I have exfoliator. If you need to come to my room and get it, You may. I don't believe in exfoliation. But shower prior to coming to me. It's like Bluetooth. I don't believe in it. So she shows up to my room, sweaty. Splotchy. Splotchy. She goes, I didn't exfoliate.
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Is it bad if I don't? And I was like, okay, I mean, I'm just going to have to see.
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Okay, so was I. Okay, so was I. Neither of us are pregnant.
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No, Hannah's coming up with scenarios like, wait, this is actually going to be perfect. I'm like, I know for 100% fact I'm not pregnant. So you come to me splotchy. She's like, look, it's only chest up is all I have to do. I didn't even really have to do her arms. But as I'm doing it, I can see the splotches.
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I'm like, this is not my best work. I'm trying to buff it out. Like I'm trying to do anything.
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Yeah. Cause she's so focused. Okay. We're done. We go to bed. We wake up the next morning. I'm petrified to text you. Cause I'm like, I know that her spray tan looks crazy.
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Yeah. But you woke up and it was actually, you showered and it was fine. It looked great.
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Honestly, one day I think I should.
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My kit would be phenomenal.
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And I point, I go, she's right here. And I said, Katie, I was an assistant in one of the offices that like you had an office in at one time you were working on a documentary. And she was like, oh my God. So then we're fast friends with Katie Couric. We are obsessed with Katie Couric. So it's literally Katie, me, Hannah in the line of Pilates. Yep.
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Pilates now was a 55-minuter, which I'm not used to. I'm used to a nice 45. Can I argue? This was not Pilates. This was intense working out.
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He was like, Hannah, come on. He actually wrote our names down so that he could specifically call people out. Yeah, he was like, Hannah, what you doing? Hannah, leg up. Now, let me tell you something. I was expecting a very LA vibe for Pilates. Like, take what you need, leave the rest. If you want to be in child's pose the whole time, it's what your body's telling you.
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There was a moment where Katie Couric looked at me and said, Paige, I'm 68. You can do this. And I was like, oh my God.
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I was like, Katie Couric's disappointed me. And you never want Katie Couric to be disappointed in you. It's right up there with my mom, Oprah. You don't want Katie Couric disappointed.
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On Rodeo Drive. He was like, write this down.
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And Katie Kirk, she gave us good advice. Yeah. She said, be silly, but not too silly.
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um but the truth is interviewing can be chaos and just about rolling with the punches and we're we love you katie and i think i will say the pilates place that we went to in la was called naturals or natural if you hate yourself go they just opened one on the upper east side i think i'm gonna go you're like sadistic yeah i'm getting i'm getting freaky with pilates recently
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Like, in the bedroom, I want you to actually dislike me. Yeah. I want you to hate me and everything about me and say it.
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But see, in a workout class, if you're like trying to motivate me, that's not how I get motivated. You're not the boss of me. Don't tell me what to do.
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too much for me i don't give a fuck like i'm like i'm good i'm not i'm not winning wimbledon today like everyone calm down and that's how i am when like boyfriends want to make love i'm like it's not for me today see ya that's like so inappropriate and weird
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No, I went full out. But I am proud of you. Thank you. I needed to. It actually, it did get, it does. It helps you mentally. No, endorphins really do make you happier. The science is there. Like if you do work out in the morning, it truly does set your tone. And also because like I was jet lagged. So I was waking up at like 7 a.m.
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And I was like, okay, well, I'm just going to sit here and scroll and get pissed off about something and then stew in it for the rest of the day. Like, no, I should just like get up, go to Pilates.
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No, I texted you at one point and you were like, I'm going to skip this one, but super proud of you. No, I don't know what it is in LA. Like I just, I get three more hours of sleep in the morning. No, you say this all the time when we go places that like Florida and that are like naturally sunny. Being in California, I was like, I feel bad about myself if I stay in bed because the sun is out.
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I think it works if you go to a good person to do it and then you do the appropriate steps afterward. And what are the appropriate steps? Drinking a ton of water, not eating anything that's like bloating, like really not having carbs, not having dairy, not having salt, nothing fried. So it's like air and light.
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cough and then suck it back in. So like you have to do that. I think lymphatic drainage is also really good if you are
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specifically getting ready for an event like a wedding or like going on a vacation or something like that but i also believe that it's good for your body like in general to get them once a month i do believe in lymph nodes no like i believe in science and i also do fly a lot and i know that there's buildup and stuff like when i get sick like my lymph node like that's like when you get a sore throat like your lymph nodes get swollen like it definitely they need to be drained
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You started to panic. So I started to panic. Well, then Lenore got involved. Lenore got involved.
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Never in my life have I had that perspective. If anything, I'm like, okay, so now I have to beat that outfit.
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No, I'm going to be honest. When I was getting ready for the Oscar for Vanity Fair, there was a moment in my head that I was just like... And I don't give a fuck about my wedding day because this is my best look ever.
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What is wrong with you?
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Yeah, I will say my lymphatic in New York were better than the one that I got. I don't even know the name of the place I went.
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I've laid in bed and had really horrible stomach aches and YouTube how do you lymphatic drainage your own stomach and done it and my stomach has felt better and then you do your castor oil and it's like, yeah. You could do it yourself.
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No, literally watch a YouTube video and it'll show you the direction to go in.
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It's not so much that it's air. It's, like, the contents in your stomach. So, like, that's what you're peeing out.
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We have to tell them. So, Hannah and I, like, okay, we're in a hotel together, or, like... Not even a hotel. If we haven't seen each other in a day, it could be a day, it could be an hour, it could be 10 minutes. The next time we're going to see each other, we have a bit in our head. We think of a funny line. We have a line.
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Yeah, we have a line to greet each other with because it's like, hello, we're comedians. I want to make her laugh. Anytime I'm going to her hotel room or she's coming to mine, as soon as we open the door, we perform our line. Yes.
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So at one point, I open my hotel room door and I go, I think I'm pregnant. And Hannah goes, I just took a pregnancy test.
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so this just so you guys know yeah we were like not telling each other about this and then we just blurted out I was late I really didn't think I was pregnant but I was like obviously I'm waiting for my period to freeze my eggs and of course it's like late this month I'm like hello see I fully thought I was pregnant yeah but
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No, and then we were walking down the street, and Hannah was just like, look at us and our kids. Just us and our kids. I was like, neither of us are pregnant.
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and like obviously I don't control like what what happens on our shows or like what they show what they don't show what like storylines are like I'm just living my life and they're painting a picture around it so like I get that people are like oh it was always was she wasn't she moving but like that was my life sorry like I couldn't like move forward for you
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Giggly Squad is my whole life. It's truly the only thing I care about. Like I love Daphne, but I love Giggly Squad. And she's part of Giggly Squad.
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Like you never were. Yeah, I just, I didn't feel aligned like in myself. And I'm someone that's very, very in touch with my body. Like perfect example. I know when I have a UTI. I know when I have a yeast infection. Like I've never had a pregnancy scare. Like I fucking know my body.
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but that's real i know when they're coming out like i i will say i feel very in tune with like how my body feels and so like when my body does and this has happened to me in the past this isn't like the first time when my body does kind of like betray me in a moment I do know like, oh, fuck, I'm ignoring something so big and I'm trying to act like it's not a big deal. And like, yeah.
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Yes. Well, people get so much more serious, obviously, in their 30s. And people... You take it more seriously. But that doesn't mean... You're locked in. I feel like obviously the message I want to send across to this episode is giving the gigglers information about my life of what's going on so they're in the loop.
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But also, if you are in the same situation that I am in right now and you're in your 30s and you're like, but I'm so torn and I don't know what to do and this is the first time I've never had a plan or the first time I don't know what the next five years is like. that's where you should be at.
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Like not everyone who's married and has kids feels like they know what the next five years of their life is or know what the plan is. They just may know some of the people that might be around, but they don't also know like they're not better than you because they may seem like they have it all together because they're married and have children.
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Like you are worth just as much as a single 32 year old woman. Like, you have thoughts ideas and things you want to do and like you don't have to put them in the back seat because your eggs might dry up in a little
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Honestly, and this is like me being so truthful, you will not hear me say a bad thing about Craig. I have nothing bad to say about him. He truly let me feel all my feelings, like go through like everything that like would pop into my head. And I'm so beyond grateful for that. Like his family, his friends are like all amazing people. Yeah, I just, I stand with the early 30s single girlies.
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I love that for you. I also, I feel like me and the single early 30s girls, gigglers.
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just got exponentially there's something very powerful about her a girl who's single in her early 30s so yeah i don't think the gigglers were expecting this type of episode but here we freaking are life like comes at you so fast i think one other thing that i'm really grappling with and if anyone's like going through a breakup or like a change in career or anything i'm
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It's not that I love where my life is at. Like I truly can say that like I wake up every morning and I really am like, okay, fuck yeah. Like I do, like I love my life. I think it's more the fact that you have to come to terms with the fact that your life is not what you thought it would be.
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whether it's better or worse it's just not what you thought it would be i truly do feel like my life is better than what i was imagining when i was 16 years old like oh yeah by 32 are you kidding i'll have two kids it's not that and that would have been amazing too it's better but getting over the fact that it's not what you made up in your head is like kind of a thing
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yeah like there was no thought in my mind that i would be like no i want to like work like if you told 16 year old page like no you're gonna be like i want to like work on my career i'd be like fuck that bitch pack it in take a nap But that just like I grew up to not be like that. And I did not see that coming.
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And I think like one of like, which I'm like almost mad about myself was like saying it publicly because I was just like, oh, my God, what are like people going to like make like construe of this? And like, No. So like, I don't know whether to like laugh or cry or like, and obviously like there are days where I'm just like, what am I doing? Like, who am I? What do I want? Where am I going?
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Like, and it's confusing and it's hard. And I feel like people are just walking around acting like their thirties are so easy. Like here's a perfect example on how you and I are very different. I feel like you're very vocal about how your twenties you were like,
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i'm flailing i have no idea what the fuck's going on like you hated your 20s i loved my 20s could not have been more in my vibe in my 20s had a job i didn't really give a fuck about had so many fun friends all i did was party all i did was go out and go on dates like I didn't live at college. I lived at home for college. So when I moved to New York, I really felt like I was finding myself.
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I loved my 20s. My 30s have been a little bit more difficult than I had planned.
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Hollywood, Florida. I've never been to New Orleans. I'm actually so excited to eat a beignet. Oh, my God.
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things like in my 20s that i would be like insecure about i feel like i've really in my 30s had to be like it's enough like and enough with being like insecure about that like deal with that like and move on and one of the things in my 20s was like oh my god what if i like didn't have a boyfriend and like what if you want to marry me and like then i loved having a boyfriend in my 20s Yeah.
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And so like and now in my 30s, I'm like, why are you so fucking insecure about that? Well, you've been meeting with energy healers. I was just going to say the girlies that are going through breakups. I've been doing the work, the stuff.
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i've been putting in the time i've been seeing my energy healers i've seen two psychics i'm obsessed with that i'm like do i start reiki you're about to get a degree from harvard you're gonna start you're doing pilates again every day i mean you already have bangs that should have been i actually i did start working i did start working out again because i was like i need some like
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I traumatized myself in my 20s. I traumatized myself. If anyone knew me in my 20s or knew any of the guys that I dated in my 20s, then you know that I traumatized myself. And so I think like when I got out of my previous relationship and I was single and I met Craig, like I was like, I finally figured it out.
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I don't think it's important to be able to because the cat can't. You go, I don't think anyone can spell beignet. I don't think that's a thing that people spell. They just say it.
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Like I'm going to be with someone that like loves the fuck out of me and I'm going to like –
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it's good this is all like happening the way it's supposed to be and i don't think i realized that i didn't give myself time to like get over those men in my 20s and like be alone you wanted craig to like heal those and that's not his job yeah i think i looked to him to like heal certain things that i like on why i dated who i dated like yes there are some girls that just like pop out of the womb and they're confident i was not one of them like
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Maybe in my teens I was confident because I didn't know any better.
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When I peaked at four years old on the Easy-Bake oven, yeah, that was my freaking time. I was at my goal weight of 72 pounds. But like no I think I was I probably got my most insecure when I was like 19 or 20.
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I dated like a really physically and mentally abusive man and it changed my whole course of like dating in my 20s and so then I looked for like chaos and I looked for like pure just like adrenaline and emotion and I was like this is so fun and this is so crazy and like So I would get out of one bad relationship and get into like a slightly better one. But like by standards, very bad.
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And I just like filled this pattern until I was like 26. Thought I was dating someone that like, OK, this is like normal. And I was like, no, this is not like I can't do this either. And so it's hard to not look at yourself as a girl and be like, maybe I am the problem. Maybe it is me. And in part, like, yes, it was definitely like people I would pick in the past.
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Like I put myself in a lot of situations, but also at a lot of times it wasn't my fault. Like it truly wasn't like I was just vibing and people were fucked up. So like it wasn't my fault. And so to be in my early 30s and like be like, hey, bitch, you're fine. Like I'm thankful for like I I don't regret any any of my relationships because I would have never learned certain things about myself.
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I don't even know if I've like ever even said that on the pod that like I was in like an abusive relationship before. But like I feel like if I'm going to say this is like the episode, I would say it because I'm I know for a fact a ton of other girls have been in them, too.
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Don't cry. It was definitely like a very weird time of my life. I was 19, I was 20 years old. I couldn't even legally drink. And it really did change a lot of like how I looked at relationships. I'd never been exposed to that ever. I never thought that that could be me. I never, like I would hear people say like, oh, you get like brainwashed. And I'm like, there's just no way.
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And I was fully brainwashed. Like I didn't even, until I got out of that, like I didn't even know that person. And obviously I don't think about that now because it was like over 10 years ago. But that was one of your first relationships. Yeah. Yeah. And so it definitely changed a lot of like how I dated and I'm not like ashamed. I used to be very ashamed of it.
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I mean, not really. Yes and no because here's what I'll first and foremost say. Anything that's happening in my life, first I tell Hannah. Yeah. First I tell my mom, then I tell Hannah, and then I tell the gigglers. So if something in the universe is going on and I haven't said it to the gigglers first, then it's not true.
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Like I would never tell anyone and I'm not ashamed of it at all because I'm really proud of myself on how I handled it and how I handled it afterward. And I'm
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No, but you know what? I do. It's not that I feel like I have to give it to the gigglers, but like here's one thing about me. I am loyal and protective and I'll be damned if I was going to see online people coming at the gigglers and being like, you don't know what's going on with Paige. Like and the gigglers being like, yeah, we do.
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Like, yes, the gigglers will always fucking know first what's going on with me.
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I feel I feel like the last piece of the puzzle was like saying it out loud. Like I haven't said it to literally anyone. Like nobody knows this. Like my family and like my very, very close friends know this, but nobody else. And so I think like the last part for me was like saying it to the gigglers and.
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And like seeing what like what would come out of my mouth when I said it to the gigglers, because I was like, this is something I can't like, I'm not like rehearsing what I'm going to say, but also like I want to be thoughtful and like organic.
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yeah and it's not going to be cut up for a three minute scene right and so I I'm like thankful for the gigglers for like knowing me and like knowing me at my core and so and like giving me the space to be able to say like how I truly feel without feeling like so judged even though I know there's like a lot of non gigglers probably listening to this right now which like happy to have you thank you for the engagement
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part of the journey so that we all can understand each other and I do think like Paige of four years ago wouldn't have done this no here's another thing for the gigglers yeah every time I do something in my life thinking back like would 25 year old Paige even believe this no she would have ran away so fucking quick or she would have just like been gone with the flow she was such a go with the flow girl and
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So, like, there is a sense of, like, I'm really proud of myself for, like, being, like, how do you feel? Okay, that's how you feel. What do you want to do about it? Okay, that's what you want to do. Like, then we're going to do it. And then, like, doing it, seeing it through, and then being, like, and you came out the other side and, like, you are fine.
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I've lied to you multiple times. What is reality? And so I was trying to think about how I was going to say this. And one of the things that popped in my head was our beta blocker episode was probably one of the most nervous I've been to do an episode and say just something I've never talked about before in real time of how I felt a couple days prior to that.
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Like, every crazy scenario you made up in your head, whether it happened or it didn't, like, you're fine. And I think that's, like...
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Yeah, I wasn't in that. I still loved myself. I wasn't in that, but yes.
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Because like next week, you could be in a different room with all different people and having a completely different experience than you were this week. That was your biggest fear.
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Yeah. I've always been really afraid of change. My last boyfriend, when we broke up, I was like, I'm so happy I can laugh about it now. I was like so terrified that none of my friends would stay friends with me. Like I felt like they were going to be so mad at me that I was like breaking up with this guy and. And that I wasn't ever going to be able to go out anymore.
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I wasn't going to be invited anyplace. And I definitely lost some friends. Like I had some friends truly do that. And it was not as bad as I thought it was going to be. I think that was the biggest takeaway. People who would leave that easy.
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I was like, oh, you don't fuck with me anymore. Great. I've been not fucking with you. Any scenario that you've created in your head that you're like, that's going to be the worst. Even if it plays out, it's not as bad as like you thought it was going to be in your head. Oh my God. Thank God I have a kitty. Again. Thank God I got a fucking cat.
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I'm... Because her just purring on my chest, I'm like... The world's okay.
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Yeah, this took a turn. I thought I was going to say like a quick hit. And then we were going to resume the episode like normal. But I just couldn't. I couldn't go into like Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni. What's going on? What's going on? Like I really I don't actually have the mental capacity to read any of those articles, watch any of the videos because I'm dealing with my own trauma right now.
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But truly, I did not expect this. I certainly didn't expect to tell everyone about my 19-year-old boyfriend, but it feels right. This episode felt organic.
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No, it's not great over here. We're only sarcastic because we've had major trauma that we will not unpack. We refuse. And it's for the good of the gigglers because we would not be this funny.
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Sorry that this is right before New Year's Eve. I didn't want to ruin everyone's Christmas, but I will ruin your New Year's Eve.
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Thank you so much for going through this journey with me and letting me be able to freely speak and not worry about how it's going to be edited, how it's going to be cut up, what people are going to say about it, who did what, all the speculation. Thank you for giving me this platform of all of these amazing gigglers.
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It's truly therapeutic for me to say how I feel and what I'm going through and know that there's girls out there that whether they take... a minute of this to like relate to or a second of it. Like I'm thankful for it and just thank you. And I love you all.
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And I think it was our biggest response ever.
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It's not okay to cry on the internet. It is okay to cry on your own podcast. And that's just science. Bye guys.
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Yeah. And it's kind of crazy. Like we've been doing this podcast now for five years. It does not feel like that at all. Because we're only 26. Because literally I'm 27 like when COVID started. So obviously I want to tell the gigglers first and I and I feel like the most comfortable with the gigglers.
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And I know that like people are going to like take these clips and it's going to be not a lot of non gigglers like chatting.
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And so we got on the pod and we realized that we have no plan. This episode is prerecorded. So we'll say that in case like anything happens in the news that like we're not touching on because it's like all about me right now. What I did want to say was that Craig and I have decided to no longer be together.
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And I know I said I would never cry on the internet, but like it's okay if I cry on the pod. I feel like that's okay. It's weird. Obviously it's weird. Like it's very weird. I wasn't expecting this. Obviously when we first started dating, like you don't, you don't think like, oh, what's going to happen? Like, will we get married? Will we not? You just kind of like are in this relationship.
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And as you get older, I mean, I started dating Craig and I was 29 and I'm 32 now and your 30s for women, I feel like really are very transformative and you change a lot and you grow a lot and him as well. Not to sound traditional and old-fashioned, but this is not a situation where I have a 50-part series of who the fuck was I dating. Could not be more opposite of that.
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I have so much love and respect for Craig. I think he is... one of the best people I've ever met in my entire life. I will remain the biggest fan of him and want the best for him and he truly will get the best because he is the best.
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But with that said, I think it is just the right decision for both of us like moving forward in our lives and like the direction that our lives are going in that we like didn't foresee or like whatever. It's a very sad thing and
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and just to like say this not that i even have to but like in terms of people like saying rumors like oh paige was told to like wait until southern charm came out or like summer house came out no one can tell me what to do like the network has power but they did they don't have that much power so like that is not that was not a real thing um like
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rumors of us breaking up months ago again also not a real thing I feel like when we started dating our first rumor was like we were in a PR relationship so like we've been with these rumors our whole relationship so we didn't really give it a second thought but I I didn't want the gigglers to think like oh, I was leaving them out of the loop or something. Not at all.
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Any time those rumors were happening, we were still together. When we did break up, obviously, I didn't run to social media and I didn't run to the pod. We both gave each other a little time to deal with it on our own, in private, with our family and friends. And now I feel like it is appropriate to be able to tell people And so obviously I would come to the gigglers first.
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I'm not like throwing up a joint Instagram post, you know. That's not how I'm going to handle it. But I love him. I think he loves me. I think we will remain friends. No one did anything. It wasn't like a bad thing. I think we both were just being really mature and saying what we want and what we didn't want. And I think that's like extremely powerful to be able to voice.
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Like, how you're feeling in real time and what you want for your future. Wow.
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Oh, my God. What a thank you for saying that, because I would have not even been able to say that to the gigglers. He truly helped me grow so much in these past three years. Like I am a different person than when I started dating him. Like I truly do feel like more mature, more just like confident, all of these things. And that's definitely like a tribute to him.
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I'm in the process of helping one of my best friends plan her bachelorette party. And the first thing we thought was we need an Airbnb because we wanted to do like one dinner at home or just like a PJ party. And it truly is way more convenient than hotels. It's easy to split the price.
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This is, like, I feel awkward because I don't want to say anything that can be, like, taken and misconstrued about him or about the breakup or any of it. To make this about me. Yeah, please.
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no he's definitely like the best boyfriend I've ever had like I can truly say that like he was a great boyfriend and he did everything correct and he never made me feel insecure or anything like that and so it almost is harder when like no one's done anything to be mad about and that's hard like I have a lot of
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And I just feel like you make so many more memories when you're all in the living room together rather than separated into separate bedrooms. So next time you're planning a trip with friends or family, a bachelorette or just an escape getaway, check out Airbnb because they truly are way more fun.
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I try and like live my life and be like I don't care what people think about me and that's just not true I care a freaking lot so like don't get down on yourself when you're like when people are like oh you care too much what people think like okay sorry like yeah it's human nature I want people to like feel good around me and like me and all of this so I
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i think like also saying it publicly i'm like i feel mean like i feel like a bad person like because i know there's so many people that are like how are you two not getting engaged and how like how is this whatever it's just like a tough thing and it's a tough world to like be in and and i want to feel like i'm being vulnerable and authentic
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specifically to the gigglers but I also want to be like classy about it and like say everything in the correct way because I don't want things to be misconstrued of like that we hate each other or that like something happened or whatever it's really just like two people growing and changing and like things that they want in their lives changing and like
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I feel like I've been very vocal on the pod about how I hated turning 30. Like everyone around that had turned 30 was like, you're being dramatic. It's the same thing as 29. And I really had like a problem with it. Probably because I'm like so vain and narcissistic, but whatever. I like just didn't like getting older. I love being 32. I've never felt more myself than in this past year.
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You made me cry again. Like Giggly Squad tour. Like even though Giggly Squad tour, I had like my first panic attack ever and that was the craziest time of my life. I'm so like thankful for it because like the connection I feel like I formed with the Gigglers became even deeper. And I just felt like so myself this year. I loved throwing myself into work.
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Like I loved doing everything I was doing and it was stressful and it was hard, but like I just felt very me.
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No, I would have been like, I'm staying in bed. That sounds like a lot. and also I think I think one of the things that I get like the most insecure about is I am 32 and so a lot of times the rhetoric like online and directed at me is you're 32 like shouldn't you pack it in and get married and like you're not a kid anymore and while I fully acknowledge I'm not a child
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You also don't have to use the phrase pack it in when you're talking about the rest of your life as a woman. Let's stop with the word geriatric. I've been seeing on WebMD. Yeah. Like so if you're mad that I'm not mature enough to like get married and maturity, it's not maturity. Then you yeah, then you don't get me at all. Like you can be 32 and decide to change the entire course of your life.
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You don't have to get married and have a baby because you think you have to. Just because you're in your 30s does not mean you're running out of time. You can choose to do whatever you want. There were timelines back then.
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Like, who's really A-list anymore? Like, Bradley Cooper? But does that make Gigi A-list? No. Right, and is she not as good because she's just like a model? I don't know where the list even originated. Where are we drawing the line on who's A-list and who's not? I think if you've won an Oscar, you're A-list.
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Another thing I love is that Thrive Market's smart cart feature. It takes the stress out of replacing the junk food when you create an account. So Thrive Market asks the right questions and automatically builds a grocery cart tailored to your needs. So honestly, things you would have never even thought of, but you're like, no, I love that. They're already in your cart for you.
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That was – people don't talk about that enough. That was mental illness.
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I was like, guys, you're literally trying to Elvis Presley me right now.
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No, that panic attack was crazy. That panic attack literally opened my whole world.
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If there's one brand that I can go back from like the day that I met you that like you have been faithful and true to, it is lactate.
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So if you're in the NYC area, you can RSVP starting at 5 p.m. Eastern Standard Time on February 4th to join us for free on February 11th. So check out the link in our bios. There's nothing worse than waking up in the morning, looking forward to your morning coffee and then going to get it. And it's wrong. And I know everyone has a bad day, but it's just like, how could you do this to me?
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the best thing about mattress firm is you can get a 120 night sleep trial so rest easy with mattress firm's 120 night sleep trial love it or your money back i'm gonna be honest when i first got my mattress from mattress firm i did return it in the first couple of days because i realized i did just get it a little bit too firm so i can attest that the sleep trial is perfect
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And also Mattress Firm is so fast with delivery. I literally called one day and I was like, hey, can I switch my mattress? And they were like, yep, we'll be there tomorrow. And it's just fast, free, easy delivery. Because if you want the perfect bed, you also want it quick. Like you want to be sleeping on it that night. So I was so appreciative that they did it so quickly.
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So text Giggly Squad to 766693 for $100 off your next purchase at Mattress Firm. Exclusions apply. Get matched at Mattress Firm's President's Day sale and sleep at night. This episode of Giggly Squad is sponsored by BetterHelp. We always hear people talk about red flags in men, but we rarely hear them talk about green flags. And sometimes it's maybe because we can't recognize them.
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Therapy can honestly help you identify green flags in people. They can help you identify things in yourself that you can't see. So whether you're dating, married, building a friendship, or just working on yourself, it's time to form relationships that you love and that love you back.
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Now she does a good short hair, slick back, like pixie. Well, because her, the cheekbones. Yeah, her jawstrings.
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Sharon Stone in Casino is like my overall life mood board.
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And I think she had like a lesbian moment.
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Joke's on you guys. I'm this close.
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Literally, that's the energy I gave with Victoria Beckham. I was like, put pants on. It's Victoria Beckham. No, that, yeah.
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No, we love your work. We love your work. We're obsessed with all the things you've organized.
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There's something about British people and they pull off bangs better.
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But it's just something like... They sit on the face better. They sit on their face better. It's more believable. Like Daisy Edgar Jones. Yeah, like... She's not British. Yes, she is.
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Okay, European. European. Europeans pull off bangs in a, like, in a non-intentional way. Like, I feel like American girls were like... That's why the whole thing is like, are you okay? Like, we... It's... We go too hard. Myself included. Like I'm including myself in that.
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The Grammys are like red carpet is Hannah Kodak. Oscars? Oscars?
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Like Adele has an accent. But like my Adele doesn't. You know, like my Adele in my head. She's from Queens. Right? If Adele was from America... Hello, it's me. Yes.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Hello, I'm on the other side of West 55th. Where are you?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
The Chanel? I don't get it. You're like, why don't you put the meat dress on from two years ago?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
It's so nice to let someone else talk. Sometimes I'm like,
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
We'll figure it out. Yeah, maybe I'll just come and like sit in the green room of the stand.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Have you ever seen a green room of a real comedy club? No, but I'm I'm open to new opportunities.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I feel like they're the kind of guys that when you're in a relationship with them, they're the ones that are like, I was cheated on and I never got over it. And you're like, what age? And they're like, the fourth grade. It's that type of energy that they hold on to.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
The marquee. We never see the marquee.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
We never talked about – after we did Giggly Squad Radio City, like, I got home, my brother came to the show, and he didn't say anything to me other than, really, Paige, an anal joke in front of our parents? Did he say that?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You've been Instagram – I love when you get in an Instagram story mood because sometimes you're just like you're reposting, you're like working, you're like this is what I've done. But then there are times where you really let like your true comedic timing humor – last night I rewatched your Instagram story like three times. When you posted that dog and said, I love your bob, I lost it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
It was like as if it was the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet because it was.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Wait, not to bring the mood down. Well, you already brought it down once. I know.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
This is so sad. My family dog Polo passed away two days ago. My mom called me hysterically crying.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I don't know if you heard me 10 minutes ago. I got my own shit going on. Mom, I can't talk right now. Fuck the dog. Actually, this is so fucked up. My mom was obviously like so upset. So like I'm checking in on her the next morning and I'm like, hey, like, how are you doing? She's like, I'm doing a lot better. And I was like, OK, good, because I'm so fucking overwhelmed right now.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And I'm like, literally, like, I don't know what's happening. And everyone's being mean to me.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
This dog has consumed more Italian meats than any boyfriend I've ever dated.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, the great thing about Polo was I got Polo after like our dog before Polo passed away. And I think we waited maybe like six months before we got Polo. But I got him when I turned when I was 18. And my parents let me get him because all my friends were going away to college and I wasn't.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And so like I just felt I was in such a weird time where I was just like, I don't know what I'm freaking doing. that's terrifying but I was living home and I just felt like a little lonely I felt like a loser honestly I was like oh my god like I'm the only one not going away to school And so I was like, okay, I'm going to get this dog. I was with this puppy every single day.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Oh. So what were you doing? I literally don't care. I thought you were going to say like the number one golfer in the world. He's this Italian gorgeous man.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So like it truly was my dog. Was he the cutest puppy? The cutest. Because I was the only one home with it during the day. So me and Polo bonded so much. When you were supposed to be at school. I was like, should I skip class? Bark if yes.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
we ate mac and cheese and we snuggled and like and also as a puppy the laziest dog I've ever seen like just like had no interest in like running jumping playing and I was like yeah get in the bed and so then when I moved to New York City I really felt like I had like abandoned him and he truly became my mom's dog and he was just he was just like the perfect dog can we have a moment of silence for Polo moment of silence for Polo thank you thank you
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Did you follow any of the Madeline RG Central Sea drama when that happened?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
But he kept cheating on her. For me, they were too Gen Z. I was like, these are kids. These are kids, they'll figure it out. But the videos I've been seeing, sometimes I can't identify. Are they back together? I don't think they're back together, but he just recently put out a song and it was basically about her and everyone was making videos. I hope she doesn't listen to this and go back to him.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I would crumble. Okay, got it, got it.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
The amount of men I'd like to call and say, hey, that'll be 10 fucking grand.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, the pettiness of Mariah Carey is something to like... Be studied. Yeah. What was I saying?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Oh, okay, so... he says in it that like about her skin glow like glowing or whatever and she does look completely different since like getting out of the relationship with him all of her videos she did do I would follow her because when I thought she was just like cute and Well, I love her accent. I love her accent. And she would always make videos about her acne and her skin and all this stuff.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
That's a lie. That's a freaking lie because as someone who's watched many people make a handmade ravioli, you could do that one-handed. That is not a hard thing to do.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And then recently, she's the clearest skin I've ever seen, honey.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And I think you don't notice it until you're out of it. I'm trying to think like what if I had any breakups where like I my physical appearance drastically changed.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
oh my god yeah so and i got very skinny and then i started to feel like i was sick like i had a disease that was like taking well i feel like i don't have good friends because i feel like anytime i'm not eating they're like you look great no when you're not eating what are you doing keep it up are you not finishing that can i eat that yeah but that's different you're just inquiring inquiring about if you can eat it or not
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
It's funny because one of my girlfriends was like in the midst of breaking up with her boyfriend in the past couple of weeks. And... It's so funny to like go through a breakup and then be like on the other side and then be talking to like a girl about going through a breakup.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And you just like you have you really do have to let them get out all the possibilities, like all the scenarios that they've made up in their head. And she was like going back and forth. And she was just like, I don't know if it's right. And I was just like, look, if it is right, you'll get back together. Like, you'll be fine. And then, I mean, we were three hours in.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
This bitch was like, I've never been more myself.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You're also three martinis deep. True.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
she does have a job we didn't know human gua sha did i say that right gua sha no it's it's very interesting this episode of giggly squad is brought to you by wild grain wild grain is the first bake from frozen subscription box for artisanal breads pastries and pastas wild grains boxes are fully customizable to your taste and dietary restrictions
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
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Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
love gluten i'm obsessed with baked goods and honestly i love hosting my girlfriends like my one girlfriend came for the whole weekend and i was obsessed with like having the perfect things because i am my mother's daughter so having like a wild grain box and in the morning you're like oh let me just throw some croissants in the freaking oven like yes no you're martha stewart
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
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Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You heard me, free croissants in every box. And $30 off your first box when you go to wildgrain.com slash giggly. That's wildgrain.com slash giggly, or you can use promo code giggly at checkout. Oh, I have a show I've been watching. Did you watch White Lotus?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I haven't watched Bridgerton. Wait, you should because it is very like true crime-y.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Like a little mystery. Okay, whatever. The last season of White Lotus, there was a guy – Shoot, I can't think of his name. Whatever. He was like really, really hot in it. And he was, I think he was British. No, not Theo James. That's my love. No, it was a different guy. Anyway, he's on this new Apple show called Prime Suspect.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You're so right because their top 10 is the same all year. Yeah, and it's just fire.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You know what's crazy is I don't know if it's because I'm single, but I feel like I'm going to say that a lot coming up. I don't know if it's because I'm single that I miss Giggly Squad. Like, I feel like the weeks are longer. Like, I feel like something will happen on a Thursday and I'm like, am I really going to wait till Monday to tell the girls?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Oh, I've given up on that. Last pod, we were like, watch it, re-watch it. I have to watch another episode. What is your – like when you go – okay, when you go to your apartment and you're turning on your TV, what is – I love this question. What is – you don't know what I'm going to say, I don't think. What is your – what's your streaming platform?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Like what's your device where all your apps are on?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, because if it's what I think, I – go.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Okay, let me rewind you. You're going to the Tennis Channel first, but how are you getting to the Tennis Channel? So it's on cable.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Okay, I don't think you're understanding my question. How long are you going to let me go? Well, you said you wanted to do it in your own way and I'm a supportive friend. What is your box? Optimum.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, I should have come correct as someone who does not believe in Bluetooth or Wi-Fi, has never had a wireless headphone. I should have come correct. My theory is, and I know it's true because I know that this is you too. Yeah. Men don't have an Apple TV. They don't have a Roku. They say, this is a smart TV. Why would I have that?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I switched to an Apple TV about two years ago from a Roku to an Apple TV. All my apps are right there. Everything's like signed in. Everything's gorgeous. I go to my brother's and- Chaos. Chaos ensues. I'm like, how could you even figure out where HBO Max is?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I don't know what's going on. He's giving your TV an STD. And you have no way of getting it back.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You're like, well, I got to know my mom and dad.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Yeah. Because I want to see. Well, this is the first weekend there's no football. So I wonder if the boys were okay. Was everyone okay?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Because of a woman. And now we've said it. And the way this bitch deserves a cut more than anyone. I think about it all the time. Here's the thing. There's no way the NFL isn't giving her somewhat of a cut. I don't think that would ever like they would ever say that because that I don't know why that feels illegal, but whatever. Yeah. I feel like they've played her music. There's just no way.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Because here's the other thing. The TV viewership alone, she's made them millions and millions of dollars. How would they not pay her? Like, something.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Oh, yeah. Like, maybe she's saying, you can show me.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And give me a certain amount of money.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Also, yeah, I love this. Or, and hear me out here, or she's like, I'm a billionaire. I don't give a fuck.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I don't care. I'm literally here to watch my bonehead boyfriend. Like, I'm being supportive.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
i'm in the process of helping one of my best friends plan her bachelorette party and the first thing we thought was we need an airbnb because we wanted to do like one dinner at home or just like a pj party and it truly is way more convenient than hotels it's easy to split the price and i just feel like you make so many more memories when you're all in the living room together rather than separated into separate bedrooms so next time you're planning a trip with friends or family a bachelorette or just an escape getaway check out airbnb because they truly are way more fun
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
After the game, what do they do together? Shower.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
How about I texted you at like 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning this weekend?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And I've heard multiple men, football players are not saying it's team bonding. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I've never team bonded with a friend naked.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Yeah. And it's against my will. What? I know for a fact I was in there first. I know for a fact. And that you had a chimichanga. Okay? So let's not even act like it was just us bonding. It was you having a serious problem. It was also an emergency. That's medical. That's just medical. I'm your emergency contact.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Okay. Is it above or below? Okay. In your stomach. It's not like a heartburn bubble. No.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Like, that's so dainty of you. Wait, the other day. Wait, this is so bad. The other day, I coughed so hard, I threw up in my own bed. I go, this is a no. I'm like, I need to go to the doctors. This is not okay. Daphne looked at me and was just like, ew.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I honestly felt like it brought us closer because I was like, do you think I'm a cat? Like, I just had a hairball. Wait, she goes...
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And I remember what city was it in?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Grace and I almost passed away. Grace and I wear polo. Deceased.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I've never been engaged, but I can imagine the feeling you get before you walk down the aisle of like, oh, I have a nervous pee or like a nervous poop or like whatever. Yeah. It's that feeling. Yeah.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Wait, I'm going to start DMing Nana different outfits I see that I like.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Yeah. And I think our Facebook recently got hacked. I didn't know we had one.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
we don't we don't oh no a twitter oh a twitter no i feel like someone did a get anyway anyway there's something not on instagram or tiktok we've been hacked you gotta know what's gonna happen but when it does hacked justin bieber do you know how how many people i wanted to comment like on the internet this weekend blocked
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
It's truly works of art. That's the thing. Like with fashion, it can be so different and like truly be like a piece of art that you're wearing.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
you go oh my god lol I was so dramatic I go I've been freaking out oh my god that was this morning literally so dramatic I'm over it I feel like you wake up in a like war zone do you want to know why why because I wake up and I grab my phone and so when you see me in the comments bitch that's 7am my head is clear my mind is clear and I'm ready for the day and then by like noon I'm like hello
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
We are Schiaparelli. Like if you see us, you go, those are Schiaparelli girls. Wait. We need to be in Schiaparelli together.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
i've always been a probiotic girlie because someone once said somewhere that it would help with my UTIs so if you're like me and you've been taking probiotics for a while lots of probiotics actually break down during digestion before they can even reach the colon which can be really irritating
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
no pun intended, but not only because they may not be getting all the microbiotics safely down to your biome, but also because they break up early and the capsule can irritate your digestive system. That's why Rituals Symbiotic Plus is designed with a delayed release capsule to help reach the colon, an ideal place for the biotics to grow and thrive.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Because if you're going to already be taking the time to add this into your morning routine, you want to know that it's working. I love Ritual Symbiotic Plus. It truly has changed my mornings and it's so much easier to get through my day.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Their daily three-in-one probiotic, prebiotic, and postbiotic features two of the world's most clinically studied probiotic strains to support gut and digestive health. Vegan-friendly and formulated without GMOs, major allergens, animal products, shady fillers, and artificial colors. So get your gut going. Support a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual Symbiotic Plus.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Get 25% off your first month at ritual.com slash giggly. That's ritual.com slash giggly for 25% off your first month. Who doesn't love jewelry? Gifting it to yourself, gifting it to someone else. It's just pretty and girly and it just like makes you feel good. It's no coincidence that people give jewelry when they want someone to remember a memory or something nostalgic.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
It really does hold memory and it tells stories.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
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Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
That's B-L-U-E-N-I-L-E dot com. Hey, gorgeous gigglers. You know I love changing up my look, but it really takes a toll on my hair health. So to keep it looking gorgeous, I use K18's Viral Molecular Repair Mask. It reverses damage in just four minutes, so I get strong, soft, bouncy hair again with one use. I love it, stylists trust it, and their patented science is legit.
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Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So pop to your nearest Sephora to discover my K18 favorite, or try it 10% off with code GIGGLY on your first order at K18Hair.com. That's code GIGGLY at K18Hair.com.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I probably shouldn't have said that.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Yeah. There are numbers. Trust us when we say there are stats.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You're trying to remember the phrase cardiovascular.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, let's have a moment of rest and reprieve.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, I've been trying to mind my own business for fucking weeks now.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And that's why you see me in the comments at 7 a.m. No, it's actually so freaking annoying. Actually, let me just... Let me say to the gigglers what like I've been wanting to say since Thursday, since I've been itching to do the pod. OK, because obviously, like I see all the TikTok video. I try and scroll. But, you know, I'm also like I love attention.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
you know it's a crazy statistic over 10,000 chemicals have entered our US food supply yet in the EU it limits this to just 300 additives I personally don't have time to sift through the ingredients labels or to see what is in my food that's why I love thrive market I feel like I've talked about thrive so many times because they're the only place that has my freestyle olives which I love
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So I'm like if I see my name, I'm like, well, let me see.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Right. And so like I'm trying to scroll, trying to scroll, whatever. Here's the thing. I never want to address rumors on Giggly Squad because This is my safe space. How dare they try and infiltrate my, the men try and infiltrate my safe space. So like, I don't even, it's not that I ignore like random rumors or like, I don't care.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Well, I don't care, but like, it's because I'm not trying to bring it to the gigglers because the gigglers already know me. Like, who am I speaking to?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
These women are busy. The girls have been on their... They're taking turns. I've been getting DMs. They're like, Paige, please. stay in the house one weekend, we're exhausted. I'm like, no, bitch, I freaking get it. So let me just say this. I'm saying this here and now, and then I'm never saying it again, okay?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I never, in the three years that I dated my ex-boyfriend, I never physically cheated on him, emotionally cheated on him. Can you mentally cheat on him? Someone, I don't know, but I didn't. And just because it's like, oh my God, Paige is just the worst. And like she blindsided someone before the holidays.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So let me just say that like when I announced my breakup on Giggly Squad, I thought really hard about like how I was going to say it, the words I was going to use because of this exact thing. Like I didn't want to have to do it back and forth. But like since then,
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
no one's sticking up for me on the other side or like perpetuating even more rumors I will say that Craig and I broke up Thanksgiving weekend okay that's at the end of November Craig then went on and did press for Southern Charm did whatever he needed to do acting as if we were still together and that was fine I said that he could do that he was processing in his own way Christmas came and went.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Then I saw that my ex-boyfriend was on a trip presenting himself as single. And I said, oh, here we go. We're ready to announce. I then texted him and said, whilst he was on his trip, that I'm going to say something on Giggly Squad and we can both start moving forward. It's been a full month now. My text went unanswered. Fine.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Giggly Squad episode came out that was what at the end of December and then the narrative just like took a turn really quickly that I had cheated that I like broke up with him like a week ago moved on with some new guy let me say this here and now I did not move on with some new guy I am single I don't have a new boyfriend I did not cheat on my ex-boyfriend and it was a full month
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
that we were broken up and I didn't say anything because I do, even though we are public, there are certain things that I think should remain private. And he asked me not to say anything. And so once he was on a trip and being single, I said, okay, well, I can't deceive the public any longer per your request. I have a podcast and I have the giggler. I have the girls, like the girls are here.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So that is when I announced that we had our breakup. Since then, since I announced our breakup, I have been acting single because I am single. And so even though he's not coming out and saying that I didn't cheat on him, even though I asked him to do that and he said that he didn't want to say anything about the breakup.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So any of the other baseless rumors that have my name in them, they are not true. When you're in a relationship, things happen in your relationship. You take inventory of them. You evaluate. And then you decide if you want to go forth with that relationship. And that's what I did. I decided that I did not want to go forth with that relationship. But no one was blindsided. No one was cheated on.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I really took to heart like what I said on Giggly Squad when I first announced my breakup. It was really hard for me. And I felt like I spoke extremely highly of him. I will never be, I don't want to be the victim ever, but I also don't want to be the villain. I think this is like the last we need to speak of it. We broke up almost two months ago.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
They come in so many different flavors. Their Kalamata olives are so good, but their spicy ones are my absolute favorite. And Thrive Market makes it so easy to find better options without the hassle. One of my favorite features is the healthy swap scanner. So in the Thrive Market app, it simply scans any item and you'll instantly get cleaner, healthier grocery alternatives.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Nothing happened that was nefarious or like cheating. There's not some big rumor that's going to come out, period. Now it's time to fucking giggle. Now it's time to laugh. It's comedy time. Yeah, this is Giggly Squad and I'm pissed that I even have to be serious. Let's get into something hilarious. Kanye West is back on Twitter. And I've screenshotted my favorite ones.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Damn, just warming up. I'm rich. I can say whatever the fuck I want. I do this for the broke me. Shout out to the broke me. This one's for you. Me walking into Prada.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Yeah. No context. No, I'm obsessed. Okay. Fuck reading and anyone who can do it. Period. That's what I've been trying to say. How'd you know it was really me? Did I spelt something wrong? Oh my God. Me talking to literally anyone. No, I'm just obsessed. You know, like bring back, bring back 2016.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Like when we were all happy and like Kanye was tweeting crazy things about like Kim, like shitting herself. Like, you know, like bring that back. Kim was like, that's my man. Yeah, that's my man on the screen.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Like, people are so mad that she's dating Timothee Chalamet. They're like, she has no talent. Like, she, like, he deserves, he deserves someone what? Like, what do you mean? She's literally, she's a bit, like, she has stuff.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Hello. Thanks for having me on. I understand now why people say that. I have... Oh my goodness, I forgot my question. No, okay, okay. So when we finish baby step three, which I believe is a fully funded three to six months, right?
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Correct. Okay, so after we finish that, which should be, it's going to be a little while until we finish that, but that's like our next step. We have been discussing buying a house or... putting money into our business. We're kind of business owners now. It's complicated, but I just wasn't sure what would be the best thing, to buy a house or to invest in our business.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Okay. So, um, it's my husband's business. I'll, I'll preface it with that. Um, he owns a restaurant and he wants another location, but more of like his own type of deal. Cause right now he's got a few partners and it's kind of complicated. Um, but like eventually stepping out and doing something so low down the line.
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It might be a little longer than that.
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The business is kind of up and down. It's not super steady, the income.
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Yeah, that's why I'm calling you guys because I'm like... We're terrified of that. We did something stupid twice. We paid off eight credit cards and loans and then closed them. And then, then we reopened like eight more cards. Um, so, but we're about paid off and we're done with that. Like I've listened to you guys so much, like it's such an embarrassing thing, but, um,
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We're done with that, and we're just looking to the future and doing everything debt-free. I know a mortgage will be taking that on, but should we do a business and increase income? But I really want roots.
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I'm not. No, I have two kids, and I stay home with them, and I do homeschool.
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Probably before taxes, probably around 35 to 40.
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It varies because there's also quarterly, but it does vary a lot.
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Hi. Thank you so much for taking my call.
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$3,000. Okay. which has added to the financial strain we already had, which now being our total debt, $62,000, excluding the mortgage. We've been following the snowball effect method for about a year now, but it feels like we're not making much progress. We've considered, you know, changing,
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you know, our jobs, selling our house temporarily so we can rent and stay, or even relocating to our hometown for a more simpler, affordable lifestyle. My question is, what would you recommend as the best course of action for us?
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I think that we probably could cut maybe groceries. That one we haven't done the rice and beans like Dave Ramsey says. But we spend like $200 on groceries. What's your income? Together take home after deductions is that $44,400 together.
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Honestly, it may actually have to be a combination.
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We work in a job that we have a set income, that's our set income, but we do get, we work a mortgage company. So we both receive commission and bonuses on the side. We just don't take that into account. So anything we receive, we're putting it straight to debt. But I think our staff is just not enough.
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What's going on? I'll just get right to my question. I inherited a home free and clear about three years ago. I was wondering if we should sell it and put that towards our mortgage or keep it as an investment property.
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It's been rented with a tenant for about a year and a half. She's great on time every single month, but she just gave us notice that she would probably be moving out in June.
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Roughly $10,000 to $12,000. $10,000 to $12,000. After taxes.
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So it probably would go for about $180,000. Okay. Okay.
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I mean, we, it hasn't been an issue. We're just kind of laying option. We're almost done with baby step two and we'll have baby step three done by May. So we're just kind of looking ahead. So just trying to see if, that was probably a better investment or just keeping it as a rental.
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E931 Ask Nick - Should I Take Him Back?
I feel like so. I mean, from like a little bit more perspective, like there has been trips that I've gone on with like friends and stuff. Like I went to Mexico for a wedding with my friend, the same friend that I'm going to go to Europe with. And like I went to Hawaii for my birthday. He actually bought my plane ticket to Hawaii for my 30th birthday.
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I'm like, there's been a couple times, actually, the most recent one. This is like one problem that we've been having recently is me wanting to go to Europe. I booked a ticket. This is something that I've been planning for like a really long time, something that I really wanted to do for like my 30th birthday. And so we had talked about it.
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But like and the whole time that I'm there, I'm like texting him. We FaceTime all the time. And so I was like, at any point, like, have I ever made you feel uncomfortable that I was doing anything wrong? And he's like, well, no, I felt very comfortable. I felt very safe. And I'm like, okay, well, why don't, why do you think like, this is going to be different?
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Well, I'm not going by myself because he said I can't. And I was like, okay, well, then I'll find someone to go with. And he was like, okay. And so I did. And then he's like, well, I'm not comfortable with the amount of time. And he like mentioned it, like what, like we didn't really talk about it much.
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maybe just like you like having a guy you like having a nice guy and you like the conversations having a guy in your life can bring and the regular sex from time to time and having a boyfriend is really nice but like you don't exactly love being a girlfriend that's what I'm trying to like grapple with and like being able to compromise with something that I felt like so strongly about I feel like I'm having trouble doing it because like we we both agreed like at first he like wanted to break up and then he's like no like I love you too much like
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I don't want to do that, but like, this is my boundary. And he like told me his boundary. And so I'm like, okay, well, like, I also don't want to break up and I do want to spend the rest of my life with you. So like, I'm going to change my flight basically, but I'm just having trouble. Like, I'm just having trouble with it.
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He said he was uncomfortable with me going alone because I was like, if I can't find anyone, I'm going to go alone.
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For sure. For sure. I brought up couples therapy and stuff like that, but he's like, well, we can just do it on our own.
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Yeah, I was looking into it. But when I called my insurance, they were like, there's no available therapist in your area.
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I was like, I was like, if you want to go, but like, I know it's hard for you. I was just like, I'm very like casual about things.
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It's not not easy. That's for sure. I think the part that gets me is like, it hurts me when he was like, well, I just don't have any like Patience or grace to give you, especially like at the beginning of our relationship when we weren't like like official official, but we were like, we're not going to like bring anyone back to our our houses. Like that was like the boundary we kind of set.
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And then he ended up bucking his ex and then her.
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her current boyfriend messaged me about it as I was walking up to his house and like saying all these things and I was like this is weird like I just got this random number this was like this was before we like started dating so actually it was probably about a whole year ago and I asked him about it I was like is this true and he was like no like it's not true and then like I asked him about it again and he said no and then I gave him another chance to like because it just felt weird I was like are you sure it's not true and he was like no like it's not and then
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Come to find out it was true. They ended up like hooking up at work, which is crazy to me, like having sex at work. I think it was sex. I thought it was just like hooking up, like fingering, blah, blah, blah. I didn't think that they would actually do that at work.
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And then he brought her over to his house and then the boyfriend found out he had her location or like something happened, like it was turned off or she had it. I don't know. He ended up like going and like staking out her house and then saw my current boyfriend now like driving her back to his house.
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He finally admitted it. Yeah. I finally got it out of him. Like at first he just ignored me and just like stopped talking to me like cold turkey, which I was like, this is crazy. I was like, I was like, I know something's up. I was like, be a man and just like say it to my face. And he did. We like, we ended up working through it. I was like, I wanted to work through it. I don't know.
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There was just, there's just like something different about him. Like there's something different about him. And we have really great chemistry. He's a great dad. Like he checks off so many like boxes for me. And so I like put my ego aside and I was like, OK, like if we can actually do this and work on this, then like I think like we can do anything like we can like work through anything.
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So, um, and I know, which means what? can't really go to Europe for a month or even for a little bit.
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And that's like a great foundation for a relationship if we can really get through this. And I have to also now work with this girl. She like left their work and then she came to my work.
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Yeah, his ex. So I, like, have been working with her for the past, like, six, seven months. And, like, I have to see her every day at work. And, like, so, like, that's my journey that I have to go through.
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And that's where I'm like, okay, like I was able to like, forgive you for this, but like the things that, That I feel like, I don't know, the things that he's like coming to me and like wanting to like break up with me over, I'm like, really?
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It's PTO. I have a bunch of PTO. So I have the ability to take the month off and do that if I wanted to.
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Just like, I guess it's hard for us to like communicate like certain aspects. Like I'm really good at communicating like how I'm feeling. but not so great at communicating like other things. And he's not great at communicating like how he feels about certain situations.
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Oh, my gosh. And this is going to sound so silly. I guess there's he's coaches basketball and they had their championship game coming up and it asked me if I wanted to go. And I was like, oh, I worked that day. And he was just like, oh, OK. And like, that was it.
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Yeah. It's, it's nice. Like, cause I don't, I mean, I don't have like crazy amount of guy friends. So it's nice to hear, you know, the male's perspective and like, I already knew some of this stuff, but like, I need to actually do it. And like, My ego is not my amigo. Like I need to like put that aside.
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Well, it wasn't my actual birthday. It was after my birthday. Whatever.
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and I didn't hear much about it until I could like tell on the phone like a couple days later that like he was irritated and like finally he opened up and he was like yeah well like this is really important to me and like you're not here for me over this like I don't know to me it was a little silly because I'm like you didn't communicate like I know basketball is important to you but you didn't communicate how important it was for me to be there at your guys's championship game he's not playing it's like a
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He's just coaching the game. So like, I mean, I worked, so I didn't really feel like I didn't know it was that important to him.
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For sure. What you said. Yeah. I mean, at first I think we're still kind of like learning each other. So I'm like, yeah.
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So, and I've been to his games before I've been to like, I went to like half of his games.
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So I just didn't know that this was so important to where like, I mean, listen, I like wanted to almost break up with me over it.
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I actually knew about it before I even knew him. Cause my, my roommate was involved in it.
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So they work together or she's a travel nurse. So they work together. And then at that time, I guess him and her were like trying to work things out. We're both very similar personalities, like bubbly. And she got out of like a really toxic relationship with her ex. And so he was kind of like seeking for advice. And they went out to coffee one day and they were like talking about it.
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And at this point, like they weren't like together and they weren't not together. You know, they were like kind of like in that in between him and his ex and him and his ex. And they all worked together at the same time.
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And so she ended up going like crazy, texting my roommate, like stay the fuck away. Like all this like crazy stuff. It got brought up to HR. She got suspended. She ended up going to his house, spray painting his house like liar, cheater on his house, like destroyed his electronics. She had a key to the house and like slashed his motocross tires and like basically everything that he cared about.
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And they weren't even together. I can't remember if this is at the time that like.
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So both of us or she she knew him better than I did, like my roommate. And she was like, you know, I think he's like a really great guy and he's a really great guy. And he was just put in like a really shitty, toxic situation and kind of like caved and was spiteful. That was me going into it. I was like, OK, like.
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I mean, I definitely did. I don't think he does. Like, I feel like I therapize him a lot. I'm like, is this cut? Like when he says certain things, I'm like, is this coming from somewhere? Like, could it be like this past thing that happened? And like, this is maybe why you're reacting to this in this certain way. And then he'll like, look at me and he'll be like, maybe.
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Hi, my name is Paige. I'm 30 years old, and I'm just wondering how long I should hold on to my relationship with my boyfriend who says he doesn't have enough patience to give me.
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E931 Ask Nick - Should I Take Him Back?
And that's kind of like the issue that we're having right now too with the whole Europe thing is like me like needing, wanting to compromise or like him wanting me to compromise. Yeah. And it's so hard for me because, like, I'm so independent. And my last relationship, my ex was super toxic, wouldn't let me go anywhere. So you're projecting to friends.
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I think part of it is his past relationship. He was together with his ex for like five years. And they ended up having a pretty toxic relationship. Towards the end of it, they were both cheating on each other. Definitely didn't have any trust. And I met him maybe like a couple months after some crazy stuff went down with him and his ex-girlfriend. And then we kind of started dating. And...
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So it's like it's like that, like, and I promised myself, like, I would never be in a relationship. But, like, someone told me, like, I can, like, go somewhere, you know. Yeah.
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I know my long-term relationship goals is like, I, I do want to have kids, you know, I want to move in together. I told him though, I wouldn't move in unless like, unless he basically like proposed to me because I don't want to move in and be a part of this kid's life.
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Maybe within like the next year. Definitely not right now. I feel like I'm still in a...
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spot in like my professional career which i want to like continue that and what are his relationships right now do you know three years at first he didn't want to have kids but he said that if he does have kids it has to be with the right person so i think that's also why he's being super hard on me because he already has a kid with someone that it didn't work out with so yeah i mean within the next couple years he said that's his goal he doesn't want to be a dad
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Since then, when we've come up with issues, he has told me multiple times before, I'll be like, I feel like you don't have any grace to give me. And he's like, I don't.
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Hey, boys. Hey, West and Jesse. Oh, God, it's so good to see you. You know, Carl's being so strong, isn't he? After all that crap and the breakup that Lindsay did to him. And she was mean to me, too, you know, boys. She was real mean to me, too.
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Sure, but it makes him happy. So I'm fine with it.
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That's going to be so fun. I'm sorry, but none of this was from your popsicle sperm, so please stop taking credit for my child.