Paige
Appearances
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I mean, it was my fault because I attacked it. You were at the end of the substance. Truly. Then I put Neosporin on it. literally gone the next day. You want to be a dermatologist so bad.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah, so I was like, I have to tell the girls. Two non-skincare products and Lumify is probably going to email me and be like, please do not. This is not for skincare. Girls are going to end up in the hospital.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Okay, I went to Miami, I got to Miami on Thursday. Because dinners can be hard. I went to dinner Thursday night, but low-key. Then I had to work like a literal 13-hour day on Friday. I did that and one of my girlfriends came to Miami with me and I was like driving back to the hotel after my work day and I was like... Alexa ist literally on drugs if she thinks I'm going out with her tonight.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
That's crazy. I was so surprised to see you. I'm getting home, I'm showering, I'm putting my pajamas on. Mind you, I had a 7 a.m. flight Saturday morning. I was like, I can't go out. But did you have full glam? I had full glam. Okay, so that factors into it. I walked into the apartment. She said one sentence and I was like, okay, I'll come with you. She's in sales. She really got me.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
She got me good. This was like OG Paige. Went out till 3am. Got back to my hotel. Slept for one hour. Got up, went to the airport. If anyone saw me at the Miami airport on Saturday morning... No, you didn't. No, you literally didn't.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I was like, I walked through the Miami airport with a hat on and sunglasses. Not because I wanted to be cool. My eyes were crossed. I literally couldn't see in front of me.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I was like, I have no Lumify because it's literally on my skin. Ich saß da, auf der Bühne, und in meinem Kopf dachte ich mir, Paige, du bist fast 33. Warum hast du es nicht herausgefunden? Aber ich hatte so viel Spaß. Ich brauchte es.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Miami Airport gives that there is a casino in the vicinity. And there is not.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It feels like I lost all my money. It feels like...
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Charlotte Tilbury is great.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
There's nowhere to eat. Nowhere to eat! I'm sorry, I'm not getting a tuna fish sandwich from Subway at 7am in the Miami airport.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
But we're New York City, as we should have the greatest airports. Because you fly from New York to everywhere. You can fly from New York to anywhere because it's the best city on the planet.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
We take it for granted.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I didn't realize that until I spent so much time in the south. I was like, oh, and I'll just get a flight to here. And they're like, no, you can't. I'm like, what?
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I'm not stopping. I'm not doing a connecting flight. No. I emotionally can't handle it. But we don't deal with it that much because we live in New York. But yeah.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Here's the thing. I'm listening to what the airport people tell me to do because... I don't work here. Like, who am I to decide? Can I say one more thing about male pilots? Yeah. I can't get off a plane anymore. I've literally, like, now every time I get off a plane, I think they've listened to Giggly Squad. They know I am Giggly Squad.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
So when they say, thank you, have a nice day, I'm like, I feel like you put a little extra oomph on that one for me.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
We love the marketing girlies at any company. The marketing girls run the country. They really do. What is commerce? Marketing? I don't know what it is, but it's the girls our age. What's going on with the disconnect from airlines, their food and brands? Because like why there hasn't been a Chipotle collab on the fucking airplane? Like I don't get that.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Aber ich liebte Aiden. Du würdest. Hier ist das Ding. Du würdest. Als ich es zuerst in der Hochschule gesehen habe... Rihanna ist wahrscheinlich im 8. Grad in der Hochschule. Ich war groß. Ich dachte, es ist natürlich groß. Dann, als ich in den 20er Jahren in der Schule war, dachte ich mir, sie sollte Aiden auswählen. Jetzt, dass mein vorderes Klo vollformiert ist...
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Get the fuck out of here.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
My flight to Italy, I tipped my stewardess. Did she go down on you? No, I think if you're doing an overnight 8-hour, you've fed me two meals, I'm going to throw you a 20.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Also, wer hat Geld? Wer hat Geld? Ja.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It's a whole thing.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Okay, eigentlich, dieses Wochenende in Miami, alle die Bell-Männer, die meine Taschen aufbringen und so. Ich bin so, ich habe kein Geld. Kann ich dich Venmo? Jeder nimmt jetzt Venmo. In einem tippenden Sinne.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Es ist so, ich habe jetzt dein Telefonnummer. Ja. Hab ich es benötigt?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Like when random people friend you on Venmo, I'm like, this is like, it's inappropriate.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
While you check, I'm going to do an egg freezing update. Oh! Because that seems appropriate.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah. Okay, okay.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
How often? You get weekly? Yeah, what are you, a weekly shape-up? Things are going alright now.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
No, I've realized I only want to date men who have a weekly shape up.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I'm back to Big because like, yeah, she could have picked Aiden, but she would have thought about Big every single day of her life.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It's a process. It's like a full process. There were definitely things where I was like, oh, that's like more extensive than I thought or oh, that's way easier than I thought. Okay. So I went for my appointment. I had to do a blood test. I had to do an ultrasound, did that. Everything came back normal. Then I did a Zoom with the doctor where he just like explained more things like in detail.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
And now I have to go. Did you listen? I did. I listened. Did you take notes? I actually asked a couple of questions and he said, good question. Good question. I said, yes, A plus. So now I have to go and do like just like a quick appointment with the nurse to like teach me how to do the shot. And then once I get my next period, I call them and I say, hey, I have my period.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
And then I go in and I get my shots. You get more shots. So I get the shots that will be like 10 to 12 days. Okay. Then, and you do them while you have your period. Then when you're done with the shots, you go in for your egg retrieval, which is only 15 minutes. Which I just had no, you are asleep, like you're under anesthesia, but like, what do they call it, like local anesthesia, I think.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yes, Big. Clearly she hated Aiden. She could have. She left him for dead. She literally couldn't stomach him when he was fat.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
So like you're breathing on your own, you're not like incubated.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
You do your own shots. But then when you have your period, they come in. No, no, no. You always do your own shots.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yes. So like you, I'm going in for them to teach me how to do it. Got it. And then once I get my period and I'm like, I'm ready for them.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
You can do them for like 10 to 12 days. It's all individualized. Got it. Then you sign this whole consent form and all this whatever. The one thing I just didn't think about until I saw it was... Scramble. Okay. Would you want to donate them? I hate these future questions.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
How many years do you want us to have them for? I just did the largest one. I didn't know you had to pay to bank them.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I don't know. I don't know what the pricing is around the country. But I was like, wait, I don't know. I was like, I literally don't know. And she was like, look, we can always go back. Like you can always go back. And if you change your mind, like if you do get married and you're like, yeah, if something happens to me, I would want him to have them.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Part of me was like, why wouldn't want a child walking around and them not having me? Like, that's crazy.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Right, but also I'm like, if I had a sister and say she couldn't get pregnant, I would want her to have mine.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
You're like, give it to your brother. He'll have a baby with it. Nope. Super, super illegal. Could not do that. Could not give my brother's wife my eggs.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I love the place I'm doing it. It's called Extended Fertility. The doctor is... Just so, they really do break it down of like, you're gonna have these questions, you actually don't even know it yet. And here it's like, first let's do your blood test, let's make sure everything. And he said that I'm at like a normal age for 32.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
And they can really, like, can they say, yeah, you're definitely gonna be able to have a baby? No, but they can give you like the percentages of like, You know, in a couple years, like, how hard will it be for you to get pregnant? And if your eggs are 32 now, like, could you get pregnant at 42 with these 32-year-old eggs? Like, yeah, you definitely have a chance.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Wait, I just watched the Chris DiStefano stand up on Hulu. I have to watch it. You have to watch it because he has this joke about how like once you have kids, like Du bist Single. Ja. Wenn du wirklich dazukommst und denkst, dass deine Probleme so viel komplizierter sein könnten. Wir überkomplizieren sie.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
But, like, so they really just break it down for you so nicely.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I don't know anything about them. You do say it, like my mom. So I'm hoping that, like, here's the other thing now. I'm just, like, waiting on my period.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Well, here's what I'm manifesting. And recently I've been praying to St. Anthony because I feel like him and I are just boys. Yeah. For things that aren't even lost. He's literally like 100% accuracy.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Do you want to know what I used him for last night? I ordered pasta, but they didn't have ravioli. But I wrote in the note, if you have ravioli, can I please have it? And I was like, I'm definitely not going to get ravioli. And I said, let me just say a prayer to St. Anthony. And I said, St. Anthony, St. Anthony, please come around. Something is lost that must be found. And it's my ravioli.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Okay? No, so I'm hoping that I get my period when we get back from Giggly Squad, last leg of our tour, because that would be ideal. Okay, so all the Gigglers are in on it with you. Yeah, so like manifest that I could then, because then I'll be home for like the two weeks to do the shots.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
No, no. I watched a show on Hulu this past weekend. Okay, you start. I watched a show on Hulu called Paradise. It's so freaking good. My guy from This Is Us, Sterling K. Brown, he plays... Oh, I love him. No, he's so good in this. He plays like the bodyguard of the President of the United States.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
But it's about like the world ended and now it's like all these people that have survived and they're in
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
but they made like a fake town so it's like normal world I love apocalyptic stuff but it doesn't give apocalyptic of like they're running around being zombies because that's like I don't like that apocalyptic it's been done yeah I'm like it's dusty it's dirty it's not for me this is like they live in homes and like they have shoes on I do feel like zombies are 90s grunge though it's kind of like it's kind of Charlie XCX I've never been into like a zombie like whatever it's such a good show there's only 8 episodes 6 are out right now
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
And I don't usually like stuff like that, but it's a really good show.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Sie sind alle zu den Hamptons gegangen.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Hier ist das andere Ding. Ich kämpfe nicht. Ich nehme mich selbst raus. Bitte. Ich und Daphne sind... Bis bald. Ich gebe keine Chance.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Being in someone's basement, eating a can of beans, like get out of here.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Even if she did hit him because he pissed her off or whatever... Have you ever been in a situation where like you've looked at your boyfriend and you're just like, if you really did want to kill me right now, like you could and there's nothing I could do?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Wenn du nicht verheiratet bist, du bist nicht engagiert, du hast keine Kinder, dann lege sie auf Feuer.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Like there really would be nothing you could do. Yeah.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
My child comes to me and says, Mom, I killed someone. I don't want to manifest this. Oh my God, St. Anthony, we're not manifesting this. Am I protecting him? Fuck yeah, I am. I think I am. Now, if my child is a sociopath, serial killer, I'm not protecting them. You have to go to jail. You need a therapist.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Remember there was also a conspiracy theory. He was in like the flower bed in their backyard. Yes. I loved that one. That was one of my favorite ones.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Here's something else to note. Someone kills my daughter, I'm showing up to your house. I'm ringing the doorbell and I'm shooting you in the head. I will have called the cops prior. Meet me here. And make sure you have your handcuffs, because I'm going to kill someone.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I would have killed those fucking parents, too.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Are you on the side of TikTok where girls are just posting their legitimate abusive husbands? I'm like, wait, but you're still married to this guy? You're in it real time? What if he sees this?
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I'm on the side of TikTok where all of these girls are posting... videoing their husbands and the husbands don't know it and being like, no one's gonna watch your TikToks. And then they do get like a bunch of likes and people are like, leave him. But that makes me so scared for them. I'm like, wait, you're still in it though. Like, what if he catches wind of this?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
You know? One time we were on tour, though, when I heard a guy... Do you remember when I heard a guy yelling at his girlfriend in the hotel room and I called down to the front desk? Yes. That was scary. And it took everything in me to not open my door and go out, but I was like... What are you gonna do? I don't want him to know my room. What are you gonna fight him? No, you did the right thing.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I was like, I'm literally gonna, I wanna murder this guy.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Nein, die Polizei. Eines Tages war ich mit einem Freundin und jemand hat die Hotelsicherheit auf uns angerufen, weil er so laut schrie. Und in dem Moment war ich so überrascht, weil ich nie mit der Hotelsicherheit gesprochen habe. Aber in dem Moment war ich so, ich weiß, eine Frau hat mich angerufen. Ist das nicht verrückt? Was hast du gesagt? Ich war so, oh, ich bin in Ordnung. Aber ja.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I was like, oh, he's just like, you know.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
But like, what are you gonna do?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
We manifested that. We said, where are the girls in the gaze on the red carpet? And Vanity Fair said, hello.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
As someone who literally watched 365 days during COVID every single day and used my vibrator to this man, I love a sex scene. I love a sexual movie. I love putting myself in the mindset. It's never too much for me. Baby girl made me uncomfy. And I'm never like, I literally felt like a mom. I go, this is too much. Wait, really? I was not aroused.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah, I love like a dominant, like, there was, I don't know if it was because it was Nicole Kidman and I feel like I have a relationship to her. That's my mother. Yeah, I was like,
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
That was a miscasting.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah, I was like, this is not.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Es gab auch bestimmte Dinge, wo ich dachte, okay, du machst das nicht vor der Arbeit. She got all ready and then it was like meet me at a hotel. What time is that? 6.30 a.m.? You can't do anything to me at 6.30 a.m. but get smacked in the face. Like what? No. Get off of me.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I thought it was going to be just like those types of movies though. Really never. I feel like do well. Like 50 shades of gray. Like it was never really it for me either.
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Yeah, and there's just like, I'm too interested in logistics, and it's like, he showed up to the house, it's like, now you're just being messy. Like, don't talk to my kids, you know?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Hier ist das andere Ding. Wenn du unter dem Alter bist, was bin ich, 32? Wenn du unter dem Alter von 31 bist, bist du ein Fetus für mich. Es gibt keine Situation, in der ich einen männlichen Internen schaue und sage, du könntest mich wahrscheinlich wirklich gut verletzen.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
No, not for me. See, I feel like you and I are similar in that. We're going old decrepit. We're going, remember how hot of girls you used to be able to get? Here we are. We're not going opposite. Let me teach you. No, I've taught enough men enough things. Luann gets it. Ja, sie ist anders als ich. Sie ist lustig. Ja.
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Warum? Ich könnte mich nie mit jemandem jünger sehen. Ich könnte mich nur mit jemandem älter sehen. Who like falls asleep at like nine. I would love that. I would love it because I have, I like to do things by myself at night. No, I party at night.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
So like, there's nothing I love more than like, like occupying my boyfriend with like his favorite show and it's like, okay, I'm gonna put this on for you and then I'm gonna go do my stuff. Like, you know? So I could go older. I could never go younger. I just, I really couldn't.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
It's not as intense as you think it is.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
No, I'm in prime time.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
You just go by vibes. When you feel... Not to be severance, but when you get a little scared, you know it's right. Just get in the shower. The... The night before you're gonna get your spray tan. I don't have a loofah. What are we exfoliating with? Get like an exfoliating mitt and some like... Like Osea has a really good exfoliator. Yes, they do. That's the one I use. So get that shower.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
So, they better get ready for that, Anna. Wait, I'm gonna be Chris Harrison. Yeah, no way. There's no Bachelor in 2025. Yeah, there is. Yeah, there is. It's called the Vanity Fair Livestream. Vanity Fair Red Carpet.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
They're like, no, you're supposed to interview me for my movie. And I'm like, sorry, I don't want to go on a date.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I'm not trying to date an A-Lister or someone famous. Who's the guy behind you? Who's your manager? Well, it's normally a stressed out female publicist. Yeah, that's true. But is your financial manager also here with you? Or maybe your agent is here. You go, who's your agent? Who runs the agency? Yeah, but who really runs everything?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
You're a little baby.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
And I'm not someone that just like will blindly support anyone. It's definitely not me. But let me tell you something. I think you made the right call. Wait. Okay.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Chicken Parmesan is just like... It hits everything. It hits everything. Sometimes with lasagna, if you don't have a meat in your lasagna, and like I personally sometimes don't like meat in my lasagna... You have pasta and you're like, I need a protein, like I need a meat.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
People fuck it up a lot.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah, and I'm going to say something else. I never order lasagna out. Never, never. I'm not going to a restaurant and ordering lasagna. Lasagna?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Right. And that's why leaving it on your stoop, it's homemade. It's homemade. And that's better for me. I'm not getting it out at a restaurant.
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And pizza is... Well, we're not gonna kill pizza, that's crazy. Late night? Pizza has always been there. Pizza cold, pizza warm, pizza with toppings, pizza with just cheese.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I respect its body. I one time dated a man that was just like, well, I actually, I shouldn't really come for this because I feel like you like this too. That was just like pizza with pineapple on it is like so good. It's very Dez.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
And I think it was like in that moment that I was like, I just like will never orgasm to you. I'll never think about you later in life and come to you.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
But I like pineapple as my fruit. I don't like when pineapple's in other foods. I don't like a pineapple sauce on a random chicken dish. So I'm... Keep me out of it.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah, but even then, I'm just like, I don't like when things are sweet that are supposed to be savory.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Yeah, and I'm not one of those people. I'm individualized. But anyway, that's just a little bit about me. My palate. What time are we at?
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
This is the last time we're doing Giggly Squad outfits and I...
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I have nothing left to give. We love you guys. Thank you for giggling with us. And the next time we talk to you, we will have done the Oscars. Oh my God. So next episode is going to be so cheap.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I don't know if Vanity Fair is really ready. I think they need their legal team on standby. Definitely someone accompanying us on the carpet of like, please don't say that. Because it's going to be silly.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
I mean, the day just got away from me.
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I don't know if that's the energy we're bringing. Hey, can you guys stop giggling and ask literally one question? Yeah, one question that's important. I'm excited. I have no idea what I'm going to wear yet. Me neither, which is crazy. Crazy Town USA. I've never waited till the last minute for something more important in my life.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Wait, let's talk about Timothee Chalamet's speech.
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Yeah, I have like thoughts. I felt it in my bones that you were going to have thoughts and hot takes. Do you want to do yours? The only hot take I really had was... I thought it was like a fine speech. If a woman made that speech, there would be a very different news day today. It was the only thing I could really think.
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I'm a huge him and Kylie fan.
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Yeah, it's too much. It's like us on tour, we get it.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Er ist der beste Spieler im Spiel.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Und dann schlägt er sein Mikrofon an den Kopf.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Grace is so mad right now. Wait, Grace is like, I've been spending too much time with Grace because everything, I'm like, ew, so millennial. And I love being a millennial.
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Ja. Männer können ein bisschen kockier sein als Frauen. Männer können ein Arschloch sein und das ist okay. Frauen können keine Scheiße sein und das ist okay. Das ist mir bei Starbucks passiert.
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I would watch the Starbucks barista spit in my coffee.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
You move along.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Thank you so much.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
No, if that was a girl.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Who was making the coffee, a girl or a guy?
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Yeah, she's probably used to it.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Well, I think it's just me being super self-aware.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Ja. Ich bin nicht so stolz darauf. Die einzige, wirklich die einzige Meinung, die ich hatte, war, er kann das sagen. Er kann das sagen, wie andere Leute es nicht, es hätte nicht so gut gelungen. Wie wenn Nikki Glaser nach dem Hosting aufhört und gesagt hätte, ich will der beste Host aller Zeiten für alle Wettbewerbsshows sein.
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Die Leute würden sagen, okay, du hast gewonnen und du hast gut gemacht, chill aus. Oder wie, ja, behalte es in deinem Gehirn. Ja.
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No. Not to bring it back to me, but like going through a breakup, like half my comments are like, you got where you are because of a man, which is like the craziest thing ever. But like, you can't credit yourself.
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Maybe he'll come to us at Vanity Fair.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Well, that was the thing too. I was like, no, you are on your road to the greatest of all time. You are amazing.
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And we've paved the way. 9-11 was so... You actually wrote something on the notes that's so millennial. I couldn't even believe you wrote it.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Open your eyes, Fran. If I had a nickel.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
They're not still married.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Wait, that's fucked up. One, that a tabloid exposed him. But two, I don't see it as a loss. Nicht überhaupt. Ich meine, du hast 20 Jahre mit deinem besten Freund gelebt. Ja. Weißt du, was die Gen-Zs es nennen?
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I mean, if I had a nickel, if I had a literal nickel for all the gay men I've dated.
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How did we get there? Are there some girls who like a tinge of gay? I think it's because it's like deep down I know you don't like, you don't even like women, so I know you don't like me. You're the ultimate challenge.
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dated like gorillas yeah but then for you I think you're so girly that you can handle a more girly man and you still are girlier than him wait I feel the same see if I'm with a girly man I'm like what's up bro no I feel like no my new vibe is like ultra ultra masculine yes I need it yes that's what I'm looking for are you putting feminine energy out there I think I'm very much in my feminine energy right now are you sleeping on the right side of the bed I sleep on the right side of the bed
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That's like the most millennial thing I've ever seen. I was like, there's no way she's just jumping into conversation now.
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Okay, then you should be good. Everything points to, I'm gonna be okay, but who truly ever knows? Actually, one of the girliest things that I wrote down was, I had a pimple last week that literally ruined my social life. And it was like so traumatizing, but I figured out two things that I was like, I can't wait to tell the gigglers. Okay, so I had this really bad pimple.
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I popped it, but it wasn't going away. I took my Lumify eyedrops, put it on my pimple. Wait, you were doing a full woman in stem? Yeah, I was like, I have concoctions that I've just made up. Put my Lumify eyedrops, redness immediately went away. Then I took Neosporin because I had dried it out so badly that the skin around the pimple was like dried and crackling and I just looked a mess.
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to get my cat Daphne's not allowed back in the plaza after pissing on their linen sheets yeah so we had to like cover it up and it was just like a whole thing I can't wait to see the photos though I can't wait to see the photos the girl that styled the shoot her name shout out her name is Maren Taylor she's so incredible
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she found this set this like knit not even knit i don't even know like crocheted set that was like a bustier strapless top and like matching mini skirt that had daphne's face on it i was like i need to purchase this like please secure this for me it was so cute i can't wait to see the pictures because daphne truly i just hope daphne doesn't start getting a reputation in the industry you know like because you know the makeup artists talk and next you know it's like she peed on someone during
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They're like, um, Daphne has been clawing and peeing. Someone DM me the other day and was like, um, Carl Lagerfeld's cat show pet, her bed or his bed was on sale at Sotheby's. She's like, do it, do it. What was it? It was just so much money. Um, I don't know. I literally didn't look it up because I was like, if I look it up and it's gorgeous, I'll have to purchase it.
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I was like, I can't, if it's $17,000, like I can't do it.
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So can someone explain that to me? I never meet other Gary's either. The only time I hear my brother's name is in like stand up bits. And it's always like fucking Gary. And of course, I'm always sending them to him.
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I love it. I love it. How are you? Wait, I feel like I haven't seen you. Have I not?
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no gary's not a junior they have different middle names i want like why is that such a thing for guys and not for girls because i as someone who has never gone through a phase i always say this when people dm me like i'm thinking about naming my baby page i never went through a phase where i didn't like my name like i if that was a thing i would so name my daughter page
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
Can we have like a say in anything over here?
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
You lost your voice.
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no i've been in irvine california doing what doing stand-up shows you've been crushing oh my god stop thank you i want to just say in your clips your hair has been looking really good because you know like sometimes i watch your clips with no sound because it's like 3 a.m and i'm contemplating like so many other decisions i've made in my life You're like, because I have eight screens open.
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She's doing research. I want to get the exact title. Taylor Swift has been named the best-dressed celebrity of the decade by Superdry. Taylor Swift has once again proved she's not just a pop icon but also a style sensation as a study by Superdry crowned her best-dressed celebrity of the decade.
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honey i was shocked i don't but super that's super what i didn't i never heard of that i don't know but then like here's the thing i am all for her like going and supporting her boyfriend at football games and i love to see what people wear to football games it's so fun yeah but i
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that's you i know the face my dad makes it you just made it no you have so much to work with so here's the thing one of my biggest pet peeves this goes for like all walks of life boyfriends uh just like my friends like honestly anyone on the street wasted potential oh
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
Oh, truly. And I've been noticing your hair.
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
Here's my motto. If you like it, I love it. If you like it, I freaking love it. That's not your motto. It is because I don't care. It's not my business. It's none of my business. Unless it's taking place here and now right in front of me. None of my business.
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Yeah. And it's confidence. It's strength. Here's one thing I will say that I do like about her fashion. I and it is very much like with her brand. Like she's goes through all these like different eras. I do like that. Like she could show up one day in a. more like a Louis Vuitton hoodie with like a matching beanie and that's like street wear.
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And then the next day she'll show up in like the girliest, cutest little dress. Like usually on TikTok, like I get so many fashion videos and I love like there's this one girl, Alison Bornstein on TikTok. She's Just, like, so... Have you watched her videos?
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Yeah, she's always just, like, very chic, and she says, like, how to find your own personal style.
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Which I love, because, like, when you don't know what to wear, you, like, revert back to, like, what is my personal style? Except for me and having, like, multiple personalities, one day, it's not who I am. That's not who I am. So I like that Taylor does...
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I was given as a gift like this Michael Kors watch choker. And I was just like, wait, it kind of is so cool. And like for like going out into my little Prada set, I was just like obsessed with it. Yes. And I felt connected to you because I hadn't seen you in like a week.
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Yeah. And it's just an accessory. It's fun to like it's fun to like not be yourself.
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I recently regulated my nervous system and I feel like anything I ordered before then, I was like, I don't know who she is.
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I haven't woken up with anxiety in like three weeks. And I'm usually like when we were on tour, I would wake up at like 6 a.m. from my anxiety. And I haven't done that in so long.
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No, like I've been like breathing. It's crazy. Do you have any advice?
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Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
You're like, I'll house this.
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Can I say something? I was at dinner with Sierra a couple nights ago. And she said something to me a couple summers ago that I never forgot. And she said that white girls don't do the back of their hair. And I said, let me think. Let me think. You just say Hannah. You don't have to call her a white girl.
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yeah but then that's it we're gone like you know when i got my period back which is it's almost been a year that i've been regular i got it back in i think april or may last year my it went down like i used to be a i used to be one of those girls that was a solid seven days oh my god and it started to like taper to like five and now i'm like three to four and it's so nice also i don't want to brag about my pussy but like
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some of these tampons are too big wait some of them are bricks like literal no the show why do they why do they even make the cardboard ones anymore the patriarchy no it's like i don't need sandpaper no when it hits a wrong angle day's ruined
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Speaking of vaginas, on Monday, I am going for my first appointment for, I was just going to say IVF, to freeze my eggs.
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Well, I have I wanted to do it like I would say probably in like last year. I was like probably in the spring. I was like, OK, 2025, I'm freezing my eggs. And I had it like on my list because of January. I was like, OK, tour is over. Like, I'm just going to like chill the month of January. And I had like a list of things I wanted to get done in the month of January. I'm such a list person.
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So that was like one of my goals. So I made my first appointment. But the only thing is like I have to pick two weeks that I'm going to be home because I have to do the shots like same time every night. They have to be. I think they have to be in the refrigerator. And everyone I've talked to has been like the two weeks is totally fine. Like the needle's not big.
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You can do it yourself like you get used to it. But then I've talked to some girls who have said because you're pumping yourself full of hormones and
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so many hormones and then you're doing the egg retrieval that your body changes oh like like permanently kind of and i like that freaked me out but it was only like two girls said that to me it's never good to be pumping yourself with hormones however you're someone who has pcos so yeah isn't this kind of like a great way to make i don't know you're
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And I'm sitting at dinner and I touch the back of my hair and she looks at me and she goes, you didn't do the back of your hair. And I go, it's none of my business. It's literally it doesn't come across my desk. How would the back of my hair come across my desk?
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yeah no I've always known that like I have to freeze my eggs really yeah yeah because I just feel like it's such a safety because here's the thing like when I first decided to freeze my eggs it wasn't like oh my god my career and like I genuinely thought like at 32 I would have a kid but it always in the back of my head I was like what if I get to like 39 40 and I'm like wait I want one more so that was always my thought process on freezing my eggs now
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Right. So I'm like, what are the two weeks I'm doing it? I think I'm going to do it after our last Giggly Squad tour and maybe do it like the beginning of March. Do the shots and the retrieval. Or do it during and like, fuck it, fam. Let's let it rip. Well, I can't take a beta blocker. I feel like end hormones. True. Too much. And here's the other thing.
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When you're freezing your eggs, you can't do anything. Yeah. Like it's almost like you're pregnant. Well, you're going to love that.
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you're gonna love being like oh no i can't i can't go that's crazy but here's the one thing i haven't been smoking any weed because i'm like i can't just go cold turkey so i've been like not smoking weed i've literally never loved life more i realized that i smoked a lot of weed because i disassociated
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if i'm a disassociation queen do you feel like you're remembering things better now yeah i know i literally i'm like wait a minute that was fucked up my favorite is when we would gossip and you'd be like oh my god i heard the craziest thing and you tell me and i'd be like i told you that
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that's when you know you're spending too much time with someone wait talk about dressing as a different person sometimes i'd get so high and like place a like clothing order and it would come the next like in the next two days and i'd be like what freak of nature saw this outfit and said perfect put it in the cart so i had to stop i had to literally stop
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I'd say four out of nine times. I'm like, that's cute.
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Okay, this is another reason why I don't need a man. You know that my wingspan is crazy. True. I can do my own spray tan on my back and I can unzip and zip anything. You're like an octopus. An Italian octopus. I truly am. I'm Kalamod. Fried Kalamod.
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I feel like you definitely could. It's funny you say that because recently I've been looking at clothes and I've been saying like, oh, that would look cool on Hannah. I truly do feel like you are a Miu Miu girl. I'm going to cry. No, because Miu Miu is having like, you know, like have the Carhartt like zip ups. Do you not have one of those?
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And I don't have a farmer's almanac in my library.
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I'm this spring. I need you in like a barrel jean and a Miu Miu like Carhartt like zip up with like your stoner Miu Miu top. I just feel like that is so you.
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do you want to know where my dad gets his jeans carhartt sam's club sam's club he loves it he's obsessed with it he'll come home and be like guess how much these jeans were and i'm like i don't know like 50 he goes seven seven dollars my mom is recently obsessed with not recently i feel like every family but we have to do a shout out to them costco
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Okay, we don't have a Costco up in Albany, so we were Sam's Club family.
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And no, I've been so Hannah, I've been so girly recently and like having like true girl emotions. Are you in your feminine energy? No, I've been so feminine recently. I've been like turning my brain off. I've just been like being feminine. I've been saying sorry for no reason. Babies have just been actively coming up to me.
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I'm like, like there was a baby in the elevator the other day now and like waved at me. And I was like, I literally looked and turned. I was like, am I giving such good aura right now?
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is my aura on 10 you're just a completely different person I'm in my feminine era it's just like oh it's so nice you've always been girly but like but not soft I've never been soft thank you um wait can I just say something about Costco why is why is Costco's Sam's Club or in like BJ's like the whole membership thing so cunty Like, they're the original members clubs of New York City.
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My grandma used to take me to BJ's every Saturday and be like, we're going to shop and then we're going to have a pizza at BJ's. And I'd be like, Grandma, I fucking love today.
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That's my favorite kind of deals.
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There's a couple members clubs that I frequent. I only belong to one of them because it's like, what am I? In Little League, how many things can I belong to? And it's like you pay. It's like a country club. It's like a country country club.
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It's like a country club without a tennis court. And it's just like, what is the point here?
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um so if you know someone they could take you yeah you can bring up to like a certain amount of gas so like if all your friends like are one is a member at one place like whatever i will say in terms of like being in my 30s and going out i'm not trying to like go to the club club i do like a place that like you go for dinner you stay till 1 a.m and then you're fucking out like you're out of there so i like it in my older age but
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again you have to almost you have to be you have to have a job because you are paying this like membership fee which like is kind of annoying but also it's very convenient to like be in your 30s and be like yeah i'm not like going to a club now but you're also like paying for the dinner on top of it it's not like you get free dinner you're paying for the dinner on top of it do people talk to each other like are you making friends
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so certain members clubs there's like no approach rule yeah you can't approach people what if someone dropped something you can't be no it's like okay if i'm sitting at dinner and paris hilton is sitting next to me it would be d class a for me to lean over and say such a huge fan you can't do it at these clubs but i'm i think they're cool here's the other thing in like london i feel like that's all they're going out scene is oh yeah they love houses
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Yeah. So I feel like New York City is trying to like jump on that band wagon. I think like each members club too also has like a different vibe.
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Correct. Just figure out. I think pick one girl from each like in your friend group to join a different one. And you're like, you're literally covered. Strategic. Just make an Excel doc. The reason that I joined one of them is because, again, I don't like anyone being in charge of me. So like I didn't like that. It was like I have to wait for someone to come, blah, blah, blah.
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Like I hate that shit. I hate owing anyone. And so you want to feel indebted to someone. I'll go when I want to go and bring who I want to bring. Yeah. So like I like that. I like being in charge of that.
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What are you excited about? I just think... Here's why I think I'm so excited. I think, one, Nikki Glaser put me in a good mood because it's like, oh... You're like... I have a good taste in my mouth coming into the... I'm like, oh, people are looking at girls and being like, hey, you can be funny.
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And also I think that at the Golden Globes, there were so many dresses that I liked and that I feel like that never really happens. Like I hate when I watch an award show and I'm just like, oh, I wanted like more. I set myself up and my expectations were too high. The Golden Globes, I felt like there's so many dresses that just looked so good. So I'm really excited for the Oscars. And also...
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maybe i know most i know more movies this year maybe than i ever have before can't wait to see if ariana grande wins can't wait to see what she wears i do have to say i'm really rooting for wicked like i watched it i enjoyed it so so so much
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Right. They're watching tape.
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Here's why I'm rooting for it to win much like comedy and stand up. I feel like they have not recognized it. I feel the same way with musical theater. Like, yes, obviously, like Broadway has the Tonys and and whatever, and they have their own award show. I just feel like people look down on a comedy movie, won't put it in its own section, won't give stand-up its own section.
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These people not only... And comedians are doing all of the things. Like, they're acting. I brainwashed you a little bit.
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I feel the same way with musicals. Like, okay, they're acting... But they're also belting out a fucking song at the same time.
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Give her a freaking statue to put on her mantle. She deserves that.
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Wait, I have to watch that. I have to watch that.
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That's with Zoe Saldana.
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It doesn't involve me. It's none of my business.
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I have such a superficial take on it. I love a sex scene. As someone who in COVID, as someone who in COVID watched 365 days every single night. Okay. And literally it was the cause of my breakup, I would say. Yeah. I love a sex scene. OK, I get into it. I want to see it. I'm all about it.
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If there's not one person, one man in the threesome that I want to have sex with, then what are we all doing here?
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And for that reason, I'm out. The only reason I continue to watch it is because I like seeing Zendaya on my screen. I like her jawline. I like her eyes. I like her outfits. Like I enjoy. She's one of those people that like I don't care what she's doing on a screen. I like seeing her and watching her. She's my Molly Mae.
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I want her to literally just become. I want her to lean more into being a pop star.
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Let's go back.
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i'm not a wizard i don't even know what the plot is like i've no same that's how i felt i literally was like did i watch this show that's like but it would make me feel crazy but des is like weirdly smart with that stuff so then he he has a memory he retains information yep got it this is what happens when you're on your phone the whole time while watching i'm like No, I was like, damn.
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I'm like, I was high watching this because I don't remember a goddamn thing.
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But for anyone who's so different, you've we've never seen it.
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okay i was just gonna say um i saw a clip or something ben stiller was doing in an interview with patricia arquette who plays like one of the main roles in season one and she said that like he he's that he's such a talented director that he actually wouldn't tell the actors what was going on either because he wanted them to give off this like
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confused i don't know because he wanted the audience to be like what the fuck is going on and they the acting in it i love when i become a critic no i freaking love when i'm just like oh this acting you know like i don't fucking know but they are so good in their roles and like i It just really is such a good show. I love a show that is, you're like, I've never seen this plot before.
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I don't know what's going to happen because it's so quirky and weird. But season one is so good.
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He was so amazing in that. He's so good. I didn't realize how he can really play anything, I feel like.
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Isn't that a crazy thing as an actor? Like then it's insulting to audition.
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Yeah, that's like I would have just assumed like you audition for every role.
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This is so. But like it makes sense. Yeah, it makes sense because it's like, OK, well, watch my movie. Yeah. Like, you know, I can do it.
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Today's episode is sponsored by Soundcore's Sleep A20 earbuds. We've been using these earbuds for several weeks and they've been great. They're so reliable at blocking out all the noise that I've been sleeping better. And according to the app, I've been in deep sleep for three plus hours a night.
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Wait, when is that going to be streaming? I want to see Baby Girl.
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Amelia Perez and Baby Girl are on.
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We have so much homework.
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I was truly like the only person that didn't like that movie. I don't like the singing. And also, I don't like the singing. Even though it was like a very crucial part. And also the ending, everyone was like so shocked. I was like, really?
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I feel like I sat in the theater and everyone was like, oh my God. I was like, guys, this is a remake. And also like, yeah, this man was depressed.
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It's like when you're like, oh, I have a quiz on Friday, so I'm not going to think about it till like Friday morning. And then you get to the quiz and you're like, oh, I should have thought about it like a couple of days prior. But like it was just a quiz. It wasn't a test.
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the guy like goes on to get married, have like a happy life in the play. And I'm just like, I think you need to talk to someone.
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yeah like i love though do you ever see those things on tiktok they're like japanese like close your eyes and like think of this and like we'll say this and then think of that and it's like this is what tells you about your personality i love those okay so i recently got on psychic tiktok where they're like a woman who's holding something and she's like tell me what color and shape i'm holding and use your intuition and i got it right twice
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I do have a direct descendant from Salem, like, for sure. Oh, God.
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No, I just...
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i just had the best hour ever i like needed a giggle that was so much fun so needed that was so fun if anything is annoying you guys this week just remember it's none of your business and we love you no it's literally it's none of your business and figure out like regulating your nervous system just like oh it's so nice you don't even know how to spell regulating of course not that'd be crazy i can't wait to see what snacks we bring to the studio to record our book um
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oh my god we're gonna have to have a party i love it wait this is we're gonna be in like a booth you know like we're biggie smalls they said it's gonna take eight hours yeah you've got me for four and then i'm out yeah at least we could split it yeah split it up what do we yeah we love you guys so much thanks for giggling talk later
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That's so crazy. That would make me I'd need seven beta blockers. That's the equivalent of someone saying. And what's a fun fact about you? Improv for one minute. Get the fuck out of my face.
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I'm going to commit to the bit. Wait, I'm going to be. This is so funny. This is how we're so similar, but yet so different. When I'm trying on outfits or like I'm packing to go somewhere, I put on an outfit. I'm immediately improving. I'm like, who is she? Where is she going in this outfit? What's her vibe? Yeah. What's the what's your facial expression when you're waiting? Yeah.
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Like what's the story she's telling with this outfit? Like I give her another name and it helps me put outfits together. I have to detach myself. She's a different character.
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Especially because last podcast, I was like literally hacking up a lung.
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I also really like the design. Super soft silicone that fits my ears perfectly, especially when I'm sleeping on my side. They're super comfortable and I can't feel a thing. And I can't stop talking about the battery life. I can go multiple nights on a single charge. That's up to 80 hours in sleep mode and 55 hours in Bluetooth mode.
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There's a cough going around New York City. I'm like, how did I get it? I don't leave the home. No. But I got it. And I literally just... Here's the other thing. Let's just talk about being sick for a second. The remedies for being sick are... I'll never not be old school with it. Like what my mom did when I was sick. Like I'm not buying all. I mean, I buy all the medicine. I take it all.
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And I'm like, this doesn't work. The only thing that has cured my sickness is Vicks. I fucking love Vicks. I'll put Vicks all over my fucking body. Put it on my pussy. And gargling with salt water. Yep. And that's basically free and minding my own business. I've been trying to mind my own business. I really, it's like so crazy. I see things online. I'm like, who is she? That's not me.
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I'm like, who?
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No. Do you see things and think I didn't tell you things because I never know. No, no, no, no, no, no. Good.
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Don't ever trust me in an article because I've blacked out. I'm like, what do we do?
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No. Then we got life insurance. We got life insurance and a prenup.
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I think I can do it because also one of my dreams is to be in an animated movie just as a voice.
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I think I might thrive in this environment. And I've always seen myself as someone like as a character in Stuart Little or Paddington.
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Yeah. Yeah. And, like, I love that how fun you can be in sweatpants and film a movie.
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Here's the thing about us. I truly do feel like we are just... you know, we're just full 360 women. And I do feel like when we have children, our careers will grow like with what they're doing. And I do see a world where we create like a TV show for little girls.
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And who better to raise two girls than two girls that men hate? Yeah. I've been so excited to have a daughter the past couple of weeks. I'm just like, you know what? I'm up for the job.
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Yeah, isn't there a whole thing that we belong in the kitchen? So then why don't you get out? Period.
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No, I know.
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I know so many hot girl guys that it's actually crazy. No, why are there so many men on my For You page and my Instagram stories waking up, going to the gym, posting it, posting their coffee, and then just chilling the rest of the day but pretending that they do stuff?
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on the table and four chairs take a seat bitch sit down wait i have to say one thing one daphne update yes i had to do a photo shoot at the plaza last week and it was like oh my blair waldorf emily in paris dreams come true daphne was requested by the brand to also be in the photo shoot
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this poor kitty had a work day like kitty had a freaking work day i literally feel like she looked at me at one moment being like give put me back up for adoption because like bitch did she fall asleep on the job at all She slept throughout the whole job, really. But the best part was she jumped up on the bed. She looked at everyone and she peed at the plaza. I said, you know what, Daphne?
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I did birth you because I peed in Positano one time.
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It's so gnarly. It's very performative. No, she's so freaking performative. I'm like, I can't. And then she got under the bed and was like, I'll be here until my next shot. My assistant literally was under the bed of applause.
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So, do you have a ganache? Actually, one time I went on vacation with my mom and it was like you could order pancakes with like fruit compote. And I pronounced it like compote or something.
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Like I don't need to stand on a pedestal in front of like in a circle.
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Like, there was definitely a boardroom meeting specifically about the dressing rooms of Aritzia and what man was like, let's put it in the middle.
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I'd like to see the numbers on it because I wouldn't walk out.
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Nein, ich probiere nichts aus. Ich habe es online bestellt und dann habe ich es aus dem Komfort meines Hauses probiert und dann habe ich es zurückgebracht, wie eine normale Person.
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No. I'm stressed out. No, I'm stressed out. So now I'm like waiting for it. Where is the blood going? I think my body is so sensitive that it's like, oh, we know we're supposed to do something and like, my body is so me. You know, it's like, oh, you want us to come? That's hilarious. You're like, you have one job.
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I think they're just closing all the stores.
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You want to know what it is? I think with these stores, the people that... We're in our 30s now and they didn't grow with us. You could be so right. That's what I think about a lot of stores that close.
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But I don't know. And I don't think they're shopping the way we were in store. And we only had Forever 21. Abercrombie hadn't done their...
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Es gab nicht Amazon Prime. Ich erinnere mich, ich hätte Forever 21 und Bebe gespielt. Oh mein Gott.
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No, I loved Bibi so much. This is how much I loved it. Being in high school, I was too young to work there and all I wanted to do was work there. I was like, Mom, I could get a discount. She was like, you're 14. I was like, I could get a discount and I could work at the cash register. And she was like, you can't count change.
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That's the only store that survived in Albany, in the mall, was like Spencer's. I'm like, how? I'm not, no, that's crazy. I'm not trying to be like, I'm not like, I got that girl. Wait, do you see my eye twitching? I've had an eye twitch for three days.
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Oh no, it's that time of year. I have to sacrifice a man. No, truly, I've had this eye judge for like four days. Because you also think everyone's like staring at it. I don't even think that everyone's staring at it. I'm just like, what? Is it your bigger eye or your smaller eye? It's your bigger eye. Why did I even ask? I can see it. Oh, what a fucked up question. Check your cornea.
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Here's the other thing about spring that I just want to say. It's like a fresh start. So like if you're like, oh, I'm going to revamp my entire personality. You're going to just change your name, change your job, also change all of your clothes. Some of my favorite spring trends. I'm loving a trench, loving a trench coat. Love a crop trench coat, love a to-the-floor trench coat.
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Love a trench coat as a dress with some knee-high, thigh-high boots. And like a belt. Slouchy belts are in and like big slouchy bags. I love that big bags are back in because it's like, I wasn't fitting anything before. So like a big bag can really like change your whole outfit.
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Und Nordstrom hat alles. Sie haben Mango, sie haben Skims, Levi's, Free People, Madewell, Veronica Beard. Veronica Beard hat so gute Schuhe right now too. Do yourself a favor, get a nice spring jacket. Yeah, just get one. Nothing says spring like, this is my spring jacket. Yes, it adds to the outfit.
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The best thing about spring too is you know what you're buying for spring. You can also repurpose in the summer and the fall.
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Also, Frühling ist, wenn du herausfindest, was deine Sommerpläne sind. Du gehst einen kleinen Wochenende weg. Nordstrom ist wirklich toll für Packen. Ich bin so ein guter Packer. Ja, du hast es. Ich bin da mit meinen Packungskübeln.
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You can get vacation ready with Nordstrom with a ton of styles and travel essentials, all for under $100.
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And one of my favorite things about Nordstrom is you can get free standard shipping all the time plus a two-day and next-day option. I'm in there with the next-day option. Plus it's risk-free shopping with free returns in-store or by mail.
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Thank you for listening to this segment brought to you in partnership with Nordstrom and ACAS Creative.
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Ich bin wie eine Hypochondriakin. Sie sagen mir, ich brauche keine Papier-Schmerzen mehr. Ich sage, schau sie mal wieder an.
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Weil du jünger warst und nervöser warst. Jetzt sagst du dir, dass es dich nicht mehr auslösen wird.
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Es wird viel mehr dauern, um mich heute zu schießen. Ja, ein kaltes Spekulum. Ich begrüße es jetzt. Being a girl is crazy though.
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Is that like, it's 2025 and they're still, they're like, they still crank it, you know? You would think the technology... No, it looks like a medieval torture device. No, it's one of the craziest things ever. And they're like, oh, hey, no problem. We're just going to stuff this up you. A stainless steel duck beak. No lube. None at all. And then they're just like, this won't hurt.
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See, I always have an abnormal and I have to do more. Yeah, I've always had abnormal since I was like 16. What's abnormal about it? So many things. Who knows?
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You've never had to get your cervix scraped to do more testing?
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I always have to get my cervix scraped.
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Because they literally go in and scrape a piece off of it. Chris, shut the fuck up. Chris has thrown up in his mouth seven times.
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I need it cool. I need to be like cool. I need to be like 68 in the room. And I need my Stanley to be properly filled and next to me.
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Just bring a water bottle. Then what's the point of a Stanley if you're not going to use its... Sorry, I don't have an expensive ice machine. But you have ice. Don't make it about the ice machine. Don't make it about the ice machine. You want me to hand make ice? You have an ice maker.
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You clean your ice machine. You have to clean your ice machine? Don't use that ice machine. You've cleaned your ice machine. I personally haven't, but I've had my... You call my ice machine cleaner. I got a guy... I'll send you a guide. Where were we?
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I'd go as far to say you don't even need the mattress or the accoutrement that go with it. I don't use a pillow.
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I have to be regimented with it, or else I'll... You have to set a strong alarm. Yeah. Like, I have, like, semi-blackout curtains right now.
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No, no, it wasn't. It wasn't. You're just like, that's the second place I got fingered. I have been fingered in that movie theater.
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Are you ever in bed with your husband and he's asleep and you're just like, it's not happening for me right now. There's just no situation I'm going to sleep. So do you remove yourself and go to the couch and do your own thing and then go back? Or do you just lay there? On your phone, like no sound. Do you have a TV in your room? No. Yeah.
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Oh, so you've never had a TV in your room. No, your last apartment, you had a TV in your room. No. So when you go to bed at night, sorry, my eye is twitching now, like I'm faster than ever.
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See, I'm a big fan of like... If I'm sleeping in the bed with a man and like I can't fall asleep and they're obviously like fell asleep three hours ago, I love scramming. Like I love sneaking out of the bedroom, getting on the couch, turning my TikTok on full fucking blast and like falling and then falling asleep on my own, like on the couch.
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And then like going back in the bedroom at like 5 a.m. when I wake up. You're a cat. No, I literally... No, like, I have to... It's almost like I have to be... This is one of the reasons I'm actually so scared that, like, maybe I really never will get married. I hate sleeping in bed with men. Like, I genuinely hate it. And I... I don't know what it is.
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Because, like, I can fall asleep on the couch with them. But once it comes to, like, getting in the bed and, like, falling asleep, I'm like... Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
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But we were like, I just got fingered. I remember the first time I got fingered. I was in a basement. Yeah, I was on a couch. And can I tell you something? I didn't know to shave. Until like three days later and one of my girlfriends was like, well, you have to shave. And I was like, wait, what?
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Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
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Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 ... Musik ...
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Do you want to hear something that makes my first time fingering story even 10 times grosser than like, Wir haben so viel Material für diese Woche.
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There's like four gifts you get men. It's like golf stuff, a watch.
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Big Gare und Little Gare. Das ist süß. Das ist süß. Ja, weil Gary, mein Bruder ist nicht ein echter Juni. Sie haben nicht den selben mittleren Namen.
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My dad raw dogs it. Like he just holds cash and a card? I don't even know if he holds an ID.
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What is he using? How is he paying for things?
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I have a card case. Oh yeah, you do. I have like a YSL card thing. Yeah.
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You know what my assistant got me for Christmas that is adorable? She went to Japan, like, with her family, like, over Christmas. She went to Japan to buy me something. And she went, did, like, because obviously Japan has, like, the craziest vintage shopping. And she found this Louis Vuitton...
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keyholder that they don't even make anymore they like stopped making them like in the 50s yeah and so you like it has like a little button and you like open it up and it has like a little chain and you like attach your keys to it and then you like snap it shut it's so freaking cute so cute and so i bring that everywhere i have that in my card case and that's actually like what's in my pocket right now
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Anyway, Mauricio, I hope you're okay. Oh, that's how we started that. I hate men with a bracelet situation like that. One time I bought myself a tennis bracelet because hello. And I was dating a man at the time and he was like, I want a tennis bracelet too. And I was like, Chris, do you have any accessories?
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One bracelet doesn't... No, but why not the winter?
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Yeah, because they're wearing short sleeves and they're like, hey, I'm in accessories.
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No, but this man wanted a diamond tennis bracelet. I almost threw off. No. I was like, it's not for you. No, it's not for you at all. I was like, cool, buy yourself one and me.
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Wait, did you feel like such an adult when you subscribed to the New York Times? Oh yeah, I was like, I know what's going on. Like, I'm an adult, I pay taxes. Sometimes I'll get emails and I forget that I'm subscribed to Business Insider. I'm like, what business do I have even being subscribed to this?
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You ever had a turkey sandwich with a Dorito chip smack dab on there in the middle of a summer day? Hello? A cool ranch Dorito with a turkey? Get a grip, me! Get a grip, time!
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Also, wait, let's play a game really quickly. Okay. I feel like you're similar to me in this. Certain meals, i.e. like certain sandwiches, require certain drinks. And it's very specific on like what drink to what you're eating. I mean, there's definitely things that are legal. So like Chinese food, I'm going one, two, three. Iced tea. Okay. I don't drink soda. Oh, right.
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I'm actually going ginger ale. Yeah. Okay. Turkey sandwich. One, two, three. Snapple. Gatorade. Gatorade, Snapple. Snapple too. Same thing. Juice is what I was going for. Okay, juice. Juice. Okay. I'm trying to think of a name. But like I can have a turkey sandwich and not have an iced tea.
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Did you do your wedding in the New York Times?
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I think I'm going to throw mine in there.
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What a fun time. You know what's so funny to think about? How different my bachelorette party is going to be than yours, because we're older now. But really, I should have had that type of bachelorette party, and I'm probably going to have one that you should have had. What if I'm like, let's go to a farm upstate?
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Who are our friends, honestly? We have to stop comparing ourselves to Grace, who's younger than us. True.
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You're not last. No, I'm literally kidding. Life is about perspective. I need to be last, because I need to get up in the middle of the night and go on the couch and be by myself. And once I work through that...
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Oh, naja, komm schon. Habe ein bisschen Respekt vor meinem fucking Namen. Du denkst, dass ich an Plätzen stehe, wo Leute Ruhepartner haben? Hanna, gib mir einen Griff.
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Yeah, totally part of the hang when you're like 26, 32. It's a bit depressing. It's like, say bye to your roommate for me. Like, no.
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No. You don't even have a real light. No, it is funny. Like, even in my 20s, though, I didn't really... I don't feel like I slept out that much, because... You know what's way worse than waking up in someone's apartment with roommates?
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I rather that because I feel like I would... It's easier for me to get you the fuck out than I hate waking up somewhere else. And I'm like, I have to go home and wash my face.
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And she brought us food. She did. She brought... Okay, Hannah was with Allie Colbert and my mom... Who's not Italian, so this was hilarious. No, but I feel like she has the like... She's New Yorker. Yeah. My mom made Fritzels, which are like these hard rolls. They almost look like bagels, but they're not bagels.
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I wonder if I was ever someone that somebody had to get out. I don't think we've ever wanted to stay anywhere. No, I really don't think I am. One time I hooked up with a guy. This has nothing to do with it. I don't know why this just popped into my head. This is so off topic. One time I hooked up with a guy who had no sense of smell. When did he bring that up in conversation? The next morning.
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I was like, oh my god, I have to brush my teeth, I'm so sorry. And he goes, it doesn't matter, I have no sense of smell. And I was like, what happened? That was it, I never saw him again, honestly.
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This was so long ago. But I don't know why that just popped into my head. Because honestly, that was like a time where I was like, okay, I want to go home.
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It was the office for our age group. Anywhere you go, someone just puts the office on.
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This is where my nervousness narcolepsy comes in play. I can fall asleep. I'm like, oh, I just remembered. I don't want to be here. I'll fall asleep.
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I'm like, I'm done with this night. I'm literally off. Do you know how many recollections I have of guys being like, are you still awake? And I'm like, no. Shut the fuck up.
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Yeah, like, you never had, like, a moment in your apartment when you were, like, oh, my God. Like, you know, when you hear something and you're, like, fuck, is someone gonna try... is trying to break in. Like, you had two men in your apartment.
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Ich denke wirklich nicht, dass Männer mit Mädchen umgehen. Ich denke wirklich nicht, dass sie das tun. Außer wenn jemand jemanden kennt, mit dem ich sitze. Es ist nicht so, dass irgendein anderer Typ zu mir kommt. Das ist mir seit Jahren nicht passiert. Ich weiß nicht, ob Männer das noch tun.
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Yeah, like, I couldn't tell you the last time in person someone said, can I have your number?
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Ja, ich weiß nicht, ob du mich eigentlich irgendwo ansprechen könntest und mir sagst, ja, sicher, du kannst mein Telefon haben.
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I'd like to meet someone that lives in my building so I don't have to go anywhere, but everyone in my building is 104. Which actually seems nice.
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He thinks everyone's hungry. Like imagine stuffing your face before you go out on stage.
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Am I going full used car salesman? I know. It's the best book you're ever gonna see. It's the best deal all year. No one else has these prices. We've slashed them five times. If you want a good warranty and a car, then I can't stop. Did you do this in the past life?
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One time I was at a cheerleading competition and I got in trouble because my mom gave me nachos before I was about to compete.
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She's hungry. They were like, she's gonna throw up on the mat.
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Nein, aber okay, das lustigste Teil davon war, dass Ali, wenn du Ali nicht kennst, musst du sie auf Instagram folgen und ihre Videos schauen. Sie ist sehr straightforward, sagt, was sie denkt, aber sie ist witzig.
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She leaves the room for a minute. 30 Sekunden später kommt mein Vater und sagt, sie ist so süß wie ein Knopf.
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Meine Mutter sagte, du kannst hierher kommen, wenn du willst. Und ich dachte, oh mein Gott, perfekt. Also sind wir da. Es fühlte sich an, als ob du von der Busse nach Hause gekommen bist. Meine Mutter sagte, du kannst von der Busse nach Hause kommen.
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Und du warst so, kann ich dir zeigen, wie es ist?
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Oh yeah, Ali's not really a cat person.
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Obsessed. Like Ali... Like walking her back against Ali's back. Like just like looking at her. Wanted... little to nothing to do with you.
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Sie meinte, dass ich in einer Box schlafen muss und ich die Haare sauber mache. Sie meinte, dass ich meine Mutter brauche. Sie meinte, dass ich meine Mutter brauche, um meine Haare zu brauchen.
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You just wanted to use the word gravitas.
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Oh, okay. I thought you meant just like random people. I'm like, how do you get anything done during the day? Like you're just worrying about if everyone's having a good time.
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You kind of are like my older brother.
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Yeah, no, we're partners. Because she was like, no, we're more than friends. Like, okay, like if we were to be with another friend duo, I'd be like, cute, that's adorable.
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Yeah, like that's so sweet of you guys to like be friends, but like we're life partners.
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That's why it's like gossiping. If you're gonna gossip with one of us, you're gossiping with both of us. But it's a safe space. Yes. Like we share the same ideas. So it's not, it's not like, oh my God, don't tell anyone. Oh, she told one friend. It was Paige. It's like, no, you were telling me when you told Hannah. A hundred percent. A hundred percent.
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Imagine I just come home and I'm like, guys, I'm a lesbian and this is my girlfriend. I don't even drop the lesbian part first. I'm just like, and this is my girlfriend.
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And it's a topping. It's not an actual ganache. It's like a topping.
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Ich würde sowohl eine Frau wollen, die wirklich feminin ist und mit der ich Sachen teilen könnte. Aber ich bin so, das ist ein Freund.
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You put my top on and see if it looks good. I don't know if I like it. I don't know, I change.
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Hug yourself, is it fit? If you hug yourself, does it still feel good? When I was little, that was all my mom would say when we would be in the mall trying clothes on. Hug yourself. Do you still have room? That means it's comfortable.
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Yeah, oh my god. So you're just like in the dressing room.
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Actually, I couldn't tell you the last time I went into a dressing room and I tried something on. And the Aritzia one, I've been to one time and I never went back because I was like, that's crazy. I'm not walking out. It seemed like a... People's boyfriends are there.
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I'm getting my kids ready for school and also making beautiful parfaits. Yes. And this is what I do.
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My only gripe with Megan, and it's not really even a gripe, it's I can't stand when she calls Harry H. Because I just feel like that... Okay. I'm not like... Oh mein Gott, es war nicht erwartet. Ich werde hier für den Rest der Stunde sein.
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Weil hier ist das, was mich verärgert. Und es ist die Logistik davon. Ja. Ein Nickname soll einfacher sein zu sagen, als der echte Name der Person. The name Harry is like quite literally I feel like one of the easiest names. Rolls off the tongue. Rolls off the tongue. To say H I feel like is harder on your mouth. Can you call me H from now on? In
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And then in change does not make it like an easier nickname.
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I think there's a vintage heel here.
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Ich denke einfach, habe ich jemals mit jedem Freund jemals nahe gewesen? Ich habe sie niemals einen Nachnamen genannt.
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Ich bin einfach... Weißt du was, ich habe eigentlich noch andere Wörter, du verdammter Arschloch. Wie ist das für ein Nickname, Baby?
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When I felt a warm touch at night? Nothing based off their own name. Yeah, it would be generic. It would be something that happened or something like... I like calling them what a pimp would call his girls.
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I actually like my name being used.
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No, like literally just... Something really like, were you trying to like make love? Like, why don't you chill the fuck out?
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But we actually are similar. We have names that like you can't shorten. I know. Like there is no nickname for our names. Yeah. So it's like... Aber hier ist die Sache, mein Name, und ich habe das seit Jahren gesagt und niemand hat es jemals mit mir verabschiedet. Oder ich sehe, wo du herkommst.
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Wenn du meinen Namen schnell nennst, Paige, kann es auch klingen, als ob du das Wort Bitch schnell nennst. Es klingt wie Paige. Because I've been in so many situations where I'm like, did you just call me a bitch? And they're like, I said Paige. And I'm like, I don't think you did.
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I thought you were going to say Dan, but that would have been crazy. God, no. I'm definitely in my single era and one thing I've heard about dating is that like it is just hard out there. This year let's focus on finding people who like what you like and want what you want. And discover it on Bumble. I don't want to spend my time matching with lots of people.
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I want to spend my time with people I'm compatible with. Und das ist, wo Bumbles freies Discover-Feature in den Sinn kommt. Es ist ein Feature, das die Heftung für dich macht. Discover bringt zusammen eine bestimmte Mischung von Leuten, die deine Intentionen und Interessen zusammenbringen. Alle in einem Ort.
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Also, ob du einen Freund von Foodie suchst, oder du willst jemanden, der Filme liebt, du willst all die Tage in Filmen gehen, oder du willst all die Nacht in Restaurants gehen. Discover ist eine personalisierte Seite, basierend auf deinen vorherigen Spielen und einzigen Profilen. Das ist extrem wichtig in einer Beziehung. Und lasst uns es einfach so aus dem Anfang herausfinden.
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No, literally Netflix was like... You've caught us. We're out of shit for you.
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Wollt ihr die gleichen Dinge? Ihr könnt die Feature in eurer Bumble App auswählen, um eure kompatiblen Beziehungen zu sehen. Es wird täglich für euch gekürzt. And let's be honest, dating is just more fun when you're connecting over something you actually care about. Like if you don't get my movie references, then I'm sorry. It's just like not going to work out.
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And the best relationships, whether it's dating, friendship or something in between, start with a shared vibe and something that you have in common. So if you haven't checked out Discover yet, Tap it, see who's waiting for you and you can thank me later. Try Discover on Bumble now.
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Are you ever binging? You're doing a full rock day. You've been there for eight hours and you're like, I have nothing else to watch. Do you ever feel like, I can't watch old stuff. If it's not new, I'm like... I'll be hanging out with someone and they'll be like, let's throw on, what's your favorite movie? Unless it's new, I'm not watching it.
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Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017 My mom will always call me and I'm like, okay, gotta go, I'm gonna watch my shows. And she's like, what shows? And I'm like, you don't know them. She's like, that's why I'm asking.
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Literally, my boyfriend, Brandon Skalner, which, no. Get his name. Yeah, what is his name? Skalardner. I said it wrong on the part. On the pod. I heard like a... Ornden Skelner. Skelner. He has a girlfriend. Like just got one?
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Once I saw a girlfriend, I honestly didn't look into it.
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No, I was like, wow, what interesting timing. We haven't heard one thing about a girlfriend. I say one goddamn word and it's like a whole article. Hell, I met my girlfriend on Tinder. I was like, oh, fuck off. Tinder? I don't know, I made that up. It could have been something totally different.
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Nein. Hier ist das verrückte Teil. Früher, als sie verhaftet wurde, hatte ich nie... Ich bin keine YouTube-Girl. Ich kenne keine Leute, die auf YouTube groß sind. Und ich kenne keine Familien, die auf YouTube groß sind. Aber auf meinem TikTok-Algorithmus, vor ein paar Monaten, als sie verhaftet wurde, habe ich viele ihrer Videos gefangen.
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Und die Leute waren so, oh, das ist eine wirklich interessante Taktik als Mutter. Und die Kommentare wären so, nein, sie ist für Jahre verrückt. Oder ich habe sie für was auch immer geschaut. Nein, sie ist einfach ein hartes Liebesleben, was auch immer. Also ich habe sie immer bekommen. Also ich wusste, wer sie waren. Und dann wurde sie verabschiedet. Also ich war so in es und besessen.
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Listening to him tell the story, I was just like, you're a freak. Let's call this what it is. You're not normal either, sir. If anything. Scariest one here, okay? This is terrifying. Hide like a normal person who should be ashamed. Slip into the night, my guy. Like, I also... You should be arrested, too.
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and just it's a complicated tale of abuse it's so crazy and you know like when I was watching it one of the things was like I was like oh my god I feel so bad for the younger kids like they got the brunt of her like psychosis craziness but then I was like wait I actually feel the worst for the older kids because they could remember what their mom was like normal and like the oldest daughter like had like like
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started crying about something obviously but she just said like this is not my mom like this is not the mom I grew up with so that alone like imagine one day your mom just like isn't who she's been her whole life and you're just like wait what
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I'll keep filming my kid. No, I said that Daphne was never going to be on Instagram two days in. I'm like, she's a runway model. She's a DSW Brandy in stores.
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Well, because think about all those years ago, like when kids started, like Shirley Temple. Yes. Like starting and making money.
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Ich glaube, ich habe es gehört. Ich konnte dir keine Fakten geben.
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I'm gonna be so honest. A couple days ago, I get a call and they're like, Daphne booked a pretty big campaign. And I was like, oh my god, this is so crazy. I feel like Abby Lee Miller, one of my dancers, is a star. And I said to my agent on the phone, I said, do I have to create her an LLC? Like, I don't want to take... I'm like, how are we getting paid for this?
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And my agent was like, no, it's an animal. The money can go to you, Paige. I was like, oh, okay.
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Das ist lustig und nicht wahr, aber lustig. Diese Typen von Menschen, ich will sie schießen. They didn't ask to be there. Donate to charity though.
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Du wolltest nur Zeitgeist sagen, weil du Glasses trägst.
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Wenn mein Vater ein Billionär war und er gestorben ist, und er hat alles zur Charite gelegt, dann bin ich auf dieser Charite aufgewachsen. Suddenly, I need charity. Suddenly, the name of the charity is called Page to Sorbo. No, that, I just like never understand that. It's like, okay, yeah, donate some to charity, amazing. But to not give any to your children, I can't.
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I want my child to not even know... a thing like literally not a thing i don't want them to struggle for a minute um yeah no i mean i do i want them to build character but anyway but like i like that i feel like that is why you work hard though it's like oh i want to give you a better life than i had speaking of kids going through adversity
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I was the queen of taking a break. The pencil sharpener wasn't enough for me. I was like, oh, still too stimulating. You guys are all here. I was at the nurse's office. The nurse knew me.
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I'm not your fucking nurse anymore. I'd walk into the nurse's office and she'd say, what is it today, Paige? I'd say, well... I don't know.
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No, I'd literally go to the nurse's office and the nurse would say, why don't we just call your mom, talk to her for a few minutes and see how you feel. Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
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I'm squirming like a little eel.
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Damn, a rough day to be that other actress.
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Imagine it's like your breakout role and you just hear some Gen Z girl go, sorry, I forgot her name.
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Willst du wissen, wie das letzte Mal mir das passiert ist? Ich habe einen Katzen bekommen. So watch out.
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Oh, well, you've done it to yourself.
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After the fact, after the class, you're like, let me follow up with her?
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Is she gonna be okay to be in the class by herself?
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Do you think that people at Google are ever like...
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Honestly, it made so much of a difference. You literally, and here's the thing about when you hurt yourself, you don't realize it until that moment that you're getting older and that you don't bounce back until you're not bouncing back.
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Yeah, and you get frustrated at yourself. You're like, no, be healed now. Nein, hundert Prozent. Selbst wenn ich auf Pilates gehe, wie diese Woche, habe ich in den letzten Jahren am heiligsten gegessen. Und dann ging ich auf Pilates und ich schaute in die Kamera und ich war so, wo sind die Ergebnisse?
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Sorry for my long pause. I'm trying to think of how to even word this. So unless you google it afterward to find out the actual meaning, you're gonna think it's the worst movie ever? Yeah.
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Das ist verrückt. Und ich konnte nicht sagen, ob sie meinen Beinen süß oder nicht gedacht haben.
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No, Hannah, you're stronger. You are so strong, because if someone asked me, a man specifically, said, what do you do for your calf workouts?
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Männer werden immer so seltsam kompetent mit dir. Was ist das? Ich frage mich, ob es nur die Energie ist, die du sofort abgibst.
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Wow. I will say no one's ever come up to me and said like, hey, our kids might be athletic. If anything, they're like, I think you'll have a gay son.
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Don't talk about my unborn gay son because he's fabulous.
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I don't know. Du willst es so schlecht. Ich denke, wenn ich alle Jungs hätte, dann würde ich tatsächlich so viele Tage in der Reihe in der Kirche gehen und sagen, was habe ich, wo habe ich mich verletzt? Und wenn einer von ihnen nicht gay ist, dann ist Gott wirklich versuchen, mir etwas zu erlernen.
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Das ist der Pinnacle von... Wenn du dir einen Mädchen vorstellst, der ihren Sohn aus der Praxis holt... Und ihr Sohn heißt Tanner, Tucker... Irgendwas verrücktes.
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Und das Wetter ist nicht für eine Beanie anwendbar, aber sie trägt eine Beanie. Es ist Teil deines Ausdrucks, weil es Sommer ist. Es ist Teil ihres Allures. Ja. Und sie gibt einfach ihren ältesten, Trenton. Sie liebt ihn am meisten und alle wissen, dass sie ihn am liebsten liebt. Und sie schreibt ihm Noten in seinem Lunchbox, dass niemand dich immer lieben wird, wie deine Mutter dich liebt.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Seine kleine Freundin, sie bezeichnet sie als kleine Freundin, weißt du? Und sie will auch ihn nicht lieben. Ja.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Is the ending kind of like a Sopranos ending where people were pissed? No, the ending is incredible.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Honestly Daphne did something over the weekend with a dog. So Daphne was in the same vicinity as a dog this weekend and I was really nervous about it so I was like oh I'm gonna put gates up and like she can't I don't need her anywhere near this dog. Obviously in true like cat fashion. I turned my head for a minute and I'm like where the fuck's the cat?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I see her standing on like a thing of stairs, staring at this dog. This dog is backed up into a corner crying, okay? Daphne's literally like far away from him too. Like maybe like 30 feet away from this dog. She's just sitting on the stairs, looking at this dog, licking her paw. Just being like- Unfazed. Unfazed, like this is my house now, bitch. Like I don't. And in that moment, I was like,
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
You're my biological daughter. You don't give a fuck about a boy. That's my baby. So the thought of watching my daughter do something that's against the patriarchy. No, it's too powerful.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
She literally looked at the dog. I almost felt like she looked at the dog, looked at me and was like, okay. That was the energy she was giving to me.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Yeah, they were like, if you guys don't leave us anything after you die.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Jessica Simpson. Oh, I forgot she was getting a divorce.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
This is how I wake up in the morning. Oh, everything I thought was actually a lie. So, let me rework it.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
No, I have it burned in my brain, the outfit she was wearing. Denim, flared jeans with a leopard belt and a white t-shirt. And they were like, this woman is huge. Well, yeah, they weight shamed her.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
She's got the last laugh now, though. I think she's a legit billionaire.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
gut von ihrer jessica simpson line her shoe line like her line yeah she's really incredible but it looks like she's back first time she performed in like years so shout out to her i'm proud of her um i'm so proud of her um i've been seeing this thing on tick tock and i'm gonna try and do it this is oh let me update the gigglers on um my face masks this weekend i did zwei Gesichtsmasken.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Eine war ein MediCube. Ich werde es in die Newsletter geben. Ich war mit ihm besessen. Ich liebe es. Und dann habe ich dieses Ding gesehen auf TikTok, wo es heißt, wie man mehr präsent sein kann, wie in deiner täglichen Leben, was ich wirklich versuchen muss, zu arbeiten. Wie man präsent sein kann in dem Moment, in dem wir sind. Weißt du, wie nicht meine Meinung wegzuhalten.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
But it's called a color walk. And basically you go out on a walk and you pick a color. And then every time you see that color, like you note it in your head. Like, okay, red stop sign, like red awning, red car.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Are you sure it wasn't like for parents whose kids were being annoying on walks? I spy with my little eyes. Wow, now that I think about it, me and my mom played I spy all the freaking time. Every time we got in the doctor's office, she was like, okay, let's play. I just caught on now.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
No, I'm really connecting to nature, trying to get my 10K steps in.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
No, I'm also just being funny and sarcastic. My REM has never been better. I mean, my skin has been better. But like... You know, like, when you have, like, things you want to do, that you're like, oh, I really want to do those, but, like, I just never have time. And unless, like, oh, once I have, like, a full Sunday off, like, I'll do all those things. I've been doing all those things.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Well, okay, I'm dealing with four pimples right now, so, like...
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
So I've been sending her memes of her pimples personalities. In just different things personified. Usually my route is like I'm gonna dry the fuck out of my skin. I'm gonna dry this pimple right up. But this weekend I went and did the opposite and I hydrated my skin like a thousand times more than I ever would and my skin actually, my pimples did get better. I'm still like dealing with the redness.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Yeah. The best thing that I use, again, I'll put it in the newsletter, is my, like, light zapper to, like, stop an active pimple. No, it really, truly does work. It, like, stops the bacteria.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Das ist etwas, was ich machen würde.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Nein, ich würde Dinge auf meine Liste legen und sagen, wenn ich diesen freien Tag habe, dann könnte ich das auch machen. Und ich musste so arbeiten. Und so fühlte ich mich, als wäre ich in der Erwachsenheit eingefroren. Ich musste aktiv sein. Nein, entspann dich. Reste. Siehst du, Reste sind großartig. Aber ich fühle mich schuldig.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Shout out to my least favorite ex-boyfriend. Usually we shout out my favorite one, but my least favorite one, he actually in my mid-twenties showed me so many classic movies that I had never seen that I do feel better than people. When I'm like, oh my god, you haven't seen that? It's a classic.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Except for my freezing my eggs, my doctor is a guy. And I'm fine with it. He's made me fine with it.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Okay, this is really important to me specifically. I either need a full video of them taking that out of you or I need to come with you.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Sometimes I watch videos and it's Sister Lipoma and you have to guess. And I love those videos. Really? Yeah.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
No, I think you're going to have to go in for a consultation first. They're not just going to meet you and say, let's chop your skin off.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Let's just freeze this off, huh?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
The woman is a businesswoman. The back of her hair, not important.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Sie wollte nicht zu Abend gehen. Das ist eine Frau, die auf dem Kühlschrank war und fragte, ob wir gehen müssen. Sie dachte, sie würde ausgehen. Ja, sie dachte, sie würde ausgehen.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
You know. Yes. Just a fun, a spicier fun pod.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
And then we sit down and it's fun. No, this guy had a zeitgeist, if you will, of just, like, classic movies. So he really, like, upped my movie game.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Wait, speaking of, like, actresses, did you see Scarlett Johansson this past week say, like, why she doesn't take pictures with fans? Oh ja, sie sagte, ich arbeite nicht. Nein, sie sagte, sie gab eine sehr Gwyneth Paltrow Antwort. Ich fühle mich, dass die Leute nicht so viel lachen, wie sie lachen sollten. Ja, wenn Gwyneth Paltrow sagt, dass sie sich unverzweifelt verliebt hat.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Ja, sie sagte, dass sie keine Fotos mit Fans in der Wilde nimmt, weil, warte, lass mich den exakten Satz bekommen, weil es so gut ist.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Okay, sie hat gesagt, dass sie Fotos mit Fans nimmt, weil sie nicht identifiziert werden will in diesem Zeitpunkt oder Ort mit dieser Person.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Eine Teil von mir ist so, What a crazy way to think of it. That's such an alien way to think of, yeah, I don't want to be involved in this time or place with you. But also, I get what she's saying, where she's like, I want to live my life and not... dass die Leute nicht wissen, wo ich bin. Ja, nicht wissen, wo ich bin, was ich tue, mit wem ich bin.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Ja, für mich hätte ich keine Chance, das jemandem zu sagen. Let alone, like, I would assume that her fan base is... Well, actually, she's been in, like, so many movies.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
She probably does have a lot of men fan base.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
A girl coming up to me, imagine just being like, I don't want to be identified in this time or place with you.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Absolut. Ein Giggler könnte kommen und sagen, ich brauche ein Kinn. Und ich würde sagen, zeige es dem neuesten Krankenhaus, wo wir gehen.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Wenn ich in einen Kaffeeshop in New York City jetzt reingehe und Jennifer Lawrence dort stehen sehe, das letzte, was ich tue, ist, sie für ein Selfie zu fragen.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
But also, on the other hand, does it really hurt to just turn your head and be like and smile?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I saw a TikTok and the girl was quoting something and she was like, why has the standard for a wife stayed the same, yet the standard for a husband has gone down? And she was like, think about it, years ago, like... Sie sagte, mein Großvater hat meine Großmutter ein Haus gebaut. Okay, sie hat in dem Haus geblieben und das Haus zu Hause gemacht und die Kinder gefüttert und so weiter.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Aber er hat physisch das ganze Haus gebaut. Jetzt, wie jeder Mann, sagt er, cool, ich nenne es eine Aufgabe, ich nehme es. Aber Frauen, wir müssen auch all das Home-Stuff machen, aber dann auch das Arbeitsstuff machen.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
I just want someone who's like, I'll make school lunches.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Und ehrlich gesagt, er hatte eine schwere Brust. Er konnte es nicht mal aufheben. Weißt du, es ist so lustig. Ich mache das immer mit meinem Bruder. Mein Bruder ist ein phänomenaler Chef. Ich liebe das für ihn. Und ich DM ihn.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Es ist kinder verrückt. Und wir kochen nicht. Ich schicke ihm Dinge und ich denke, er fängt an, aber er nicht. Ich werde aktiv sein. Ich wünschte, du könntest... ich kann das machen, aber es ist wahrscheinlich zu hart für dich. Und ich denke immer, dass er weiß, dass ich mit ihm scheiße, aber er nicht. Und er wird sagen, oh, also du denkst, ich kann das nicht machen? Verstehst du? Du bist so dumm.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Ich kann es eigentlich machen. Wann kommst du nach Hause? Weil ich es machen werde. Und ich werde sagen, in zwei Wochen. Und er wird es machen. Und ich bin so dumm. Scheiße. Du bist so dumm. Aber ich mache es jedes Mal.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Is it even a final thought if you don't adjust your glasses?
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Oh my god, thank you. Wait, what are these white kitten heel pumps on your... Vintage Prada. No, I spotted them from my peripheral.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Es ist wie dummer Humor. Also es ist nicht voll, wo ich sage, du musst das Show sehen. Es ist so lustig. Aber es gibt so viele Punkte in es, dass ich sage, das ist fucking lustig. Und es gibt wie ein Du und Ich. Stupide.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Es ist einfach so eine dumme Show. Wenn du die lustigste Show jemals sehen möchtest.
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Giggling about nicknames, quadzilla, and the zeitgeist
Ich bin zu schlafen. Ich schlafe zu der Meghan Markle Show, aber zu jeder ihrer eigenen.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Go to rocketmoney.com slash giggly squad today. That's rocketmoney.com slash giggly squad. rocketmoney.com slash giggly squad.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wait, let's go back a little bit because... We had a crazy week last week. We had a crazy week last week. Let's talk about the Michael Kors Show first of all. You get so nervous. I get so nervous when you come to fashion events. I've only been to two. You're nervous and then it makes me nervous.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Okay, so much to talk about at the Michael Kors Show, but I need to start with this. So Hannah, so like they put like all the influencers in like one section. Everyone does like small talk and it's like, oh my God, you look so good. No, you look so good.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
You look so pretty. And I usually just sit in, like when I get to my, like where they show me where I'm sitting, I usually sit in my seat and I don't move. Like, and I don't, cause I'm like, I'm not gonna get up and like annoy someone. You're not a social butterfly. I'm not a social butterfly. You're a social larva. Yeah. You're curled up in a corner.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
If you want to socialize with me, you gotta come to me and you gotta sit next to me.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I'm not getting up and going out of my way to go over to someone else. That's not my personality.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Fashion Shows starten nie auf der Zeit.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wenn der Anruf sagt, sei da um 11 Uhr, dann startet das Show nicht bis 11.30 Uhr. Okay. Es gibt einfach niemanden.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Yeah, I mean, I'm punctual. So I got there at 11. But it's I actually was the first person in line, which was so embarrassing. But anyway, that's my nightmare. It was my nightmare. Actually, this was crazy. I was at the Michael Kors show and like it's the girlies are doing the PR and who's going in and who's got blah, blah, blah, blah. So like. Es ist nicht so, als wären es ältere Frauen.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Weißt du, was ich meine? Es sind die Mädchen. Wir sind älter. Oh ja, ich glaube, wir sind älter. Wir vergessen es. Ich meine, es sind nicht Frauen, die älter sind als wir. Es sind die Marketing-Girlies. Ja, es sind die Marketing-Girlies. Also, wenn ich auf die Linie gehe, bin ich so, was ist los, Mädchen? Ich bin nicht nervös für das Teil. Und so war ich die erste Person auf der Linie.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Und sie war so, sorry, wir lassen noch niemanden rein. Wir sind noch... Und ich war so, literally, lass mich hier den ganzen Tag bleiben. Ich gebe nichts. Du tust, was du tun musst. This older woman, I would say... I would say late 40s, maybe early 50s, maybe mid 40s. Who knows? I know she was older than me and the marketing girlies. She comes up and she goes, you're not letting anyone in yet.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Auch wenn es ein Mann ist, werden wir nicht sagen, wir haben einen Podcast, der heißt Giggly Squad. Wir sind nur hier für eine Mädels-Trip.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And this girl is so nice. She's like, sorry, no, we still have to do a few things inside. But if you stand over in this line. And the lady goes, I'm not standing in this line. And I go, oh! Because the last thing you're going to do is be rude to the girl that I just met. Because now we go way back. Because now this is my friend. Okay, and she's trying to do her job.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And the last thing you're going to do is come up here and yell at her for doing her job.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Insane celebrities. And this lady goes, so you don't have a different line for media? Und die Frau war so, ähm, nein, Bitch, wir machen das nicht. Also, nein, geh in die Linie. Und ich war so verletzt für sie. Und ich habe literally die Marketing-Girl angeschaut und ich war so, oh mein Gott, ich bin so entschuldigt. Das war so wütend von dieser Frau.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Und die Marketing-Girl war so, oh ja, sie tun das immer. Es hat mich nicht verletzt.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Sie war so, oh, so lange sie mich nicht in den Gesicht geschlagen hat, bin ich literally in Ordnung. Und ich war so, okay. Also war ich verurteilt, für meinen Freund zu gehen, dass ich nicht weiß, wer es war. Ich bin so, die Frau draußen, gib ihr eine Rasse. Und es ist auch frisch. Jeder ist frisch. Du wirst rein. Diese Mädchen müssen draußen warten, bis jeder rein kommt.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Und auch, chill den Scheiß aus.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
No, she's literally trying to make a career for herself and she doesn't need this mom yelling at her.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
So anyway you walk in. So I walk in. I get my seat. I take my pictures. I'm sitting there. I'm waiting for you. Everyone starts coming in. Hannah gets there. Now Wenn ich Hanna anschaue und weiß, mit wem sie redet, fühle ich mich besser. Wenn ich sie im Publikum verliere, ist sie verrückt.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wenn jemand Fotos nimmt, schreit man zu ihnen, während sie Fotos nehmen. Du machst sie lachen. Es ist kein Talent-Show.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
We're waiting for the show to start. Everyone, they made an announcement. Take your seats.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I felt like I was in school again, where I was like, if I see my friend, I'm going to say, what's good? We were literally the juniors. We were sitting in our section and you saw a freshman that you knew walk by and you yelled to her.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Can I tell you the last time I was at this exact hotel? I've stayed at this hotel before. Oh my God. I was 17 years old. Thriving, your peak. I was peaking. Okay, I was literally peaking. I was with four of my girlfriends. We all brought fake IDs. No parents? No, my friend's dad came with us. There's always that one parent that's like, I don't give a shit.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Sie war erschrocken. Sie hatte vier Bodyguards. Sie hatte vier Bodyguards. Du hast mich wirklich auf den Bein geschlagen. Du sagst, du kennst Rachel Zegler nicht.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Nein, du warst tatsächlich korrekt, wenn du das tust. Meine soziale Angst hat sich in diesem Moment übernommen. Ich war so...
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wenn du anstrengend bist, bist du kleiner.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
You should see her when we're at home.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Anna walks in my room, immediately just takes off her pants. It literally looks like she's about to tell me that she threw up.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
So then... Oh, yeah. So then... We're seeing people. We're seeing people. We're saying hi. Acquired Style, Bridget and Danielle. Twinsies. Twins. On TikTok. Phelong, I think, is their last name. Yeah. Gorgeous, cute, adorable. I think they're like 25, maybe. They're younger, like kids. But like, you know...
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
hannah us grandma hannah goes up to them now i've never it was a mutual we it was we were standing in the same section yes i've never met them in person but like i've seen all of their tiktoks and i just think they're so freaking cute i'm like always commenting on their stuff like you guys are adorable the problem is you think you know people yeah and i feel like i had i had met one of them before but i was very warm like to the point where it seemed like we've
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wenn ich Mädchen treffe, die ich als jünger als wir kenne... Ich denke nie an das Alter. Sieh, das mache ich immer.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
See, I, like, when I meet girls that I know are younger than me, I'm like, you're younger than me, I have to protect you and be so overly nice to you, because if, like, I know how I was when I was 25, and I would meet girls in their 30s, I'd be like, they know what they're doing, and they were like, whatever. So I would be anxious. So that's, so I do it for my younger self.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
It really has nothing to do with them, it's for my older self.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich sehe sie als, ich weiß, ich sehe, als wäre ich 27.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich weiß, du denkst, ich bin dein Alter, aber ich bin nicht. So, Hannah sagt ihnen, ähm... Can I ask you guys a question? And I go, oh god. Like, it could be anything. It could literally, being friends with you, that could be anything. I'm like, I can't fucking wait to hear what she's about to ask these girls.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I actually can't believe my mom even let me go on this trip, especially with someone's dad. Yeah, dads don't even know anyone's name. No, he didn't know where we were. He didn't know your name. No, he didn't. He didn't know where we were the entire time. Hatte diese Fake-IDs. Er war schlau.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
So I got creative. So Hannah looks at these two girls and she goes, any chance you guys have ever watched the show Severance? And the girls are like, no. One of them did. It was like, maybe we've seen like one episode, but like, no. And Tana goes, okay, well, in the show, I'm like, oh my fucking God. In the show, there's like an Innie and an Outie. And like the Innie has a real job.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And I feel like that's you because you used to work in finance. And then I feel like the Outie is like you because you're a... Content Creator. Und ich war so, oh mein Gott.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Yeah, because I have anxiety too. And I remember all the people that I feel like I made uncomfortable. See, that's why I stay quiet in the moment. Because I'm like, I can't.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Niemand spricht davon, dass wenn du auf dem Flugzeug kommst und der Pilot da steht und sagt Tschüss an alle. Ein sexueller Unterton. Er sagt, du magst das? Ja. Did you see how I landed that big thing?
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich habe noch nie einen Dad kennengelernt, der wach war. Wir gehen zu diesem, was zur Hölle ist das Name dieses Restaurants? Es ist wie dieses verrückte italienische Restaurant, wo sie literally... Carabas? Nein. Wo sie italienische Filme spielen, während du im Restaurant bist. Oh. Nein, es ist wie ein berühmter... Ich muss es aufschauen, weil es mich verrückt.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
No, there's a sexual undertone of the pilot saying, have a good day.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
You didn't think it was going to be that good, right? But it was.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
But everyone is insecure and worried about their own shit. I used to be really insecure going to workout classes or to the gym. I actually still am. Because I'd be like, everyone's looking at me and knows I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. And then I realized everyone's thinking that in their own head about themselves. And so it's like, actually no one's thinking about you.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ja. Ich liebe es, wenn sie es öffnen und sagen, okay, lass uns jetzt streiten. Ich bin so, ja. No, we love our Pilates. No, we love Pilates. Okay, wait. So then, after Michael Kors, then the show's over, then we're going back to take a picture with Michael. No, I literally blocked it out. I get snubbed.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Yes. He hugged you this time.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich bin literally mitten im Lächeln. Ich bin so, nein, sie hat es nicht gemacht. Ich bin so, nein, sie hat es nicht gemacht. Willst du wissen, was Michael Kors zurück sagt? Nichts. Er sagt, ich gebe keine Angst, wenn ihr Kätzchen mögt. Hälfte der Bevölkerung mögt Kätzchen, ihr Freaks.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Geht aus meiner Linie. Das ist das Ding.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
We'll catch up about this later, Michael.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And if he wants to do some kind of cat thing with us, we are available. Wait, shout out to the Michael Coors girls too, because I needed an outfit for the Summer House Premiere Party and I literally dropped the ball on it. I had nothing and they sent me over the cutest little romper that they let me borrow. And they did it so quick.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wir gehen in dieses Restaurant, richtig? Natürlich gibt es italienische Wartner. Und wir lieben es. Okay? Wir treffen diese beiden Jungs. Sie gingen bis in Florida, um Italiener zu sehen. Das ist ein verrückter Weg. Es gibt keinen in Albany. Ich konnte keinen in Albany finden. They think you're divorced young moms. They... Ich hatte eine ganze Backstory. Ich war Hairstylistin.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
She sent me a text too and said, hey Paige, Hannah looks amazing today. Did you get jealous? I was like, okay, what about me? I said, you birthed me. She said, Paige, come on, you always look good. You know I always think you look good.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Aber wie viele Male habe ich gesagt, deine Haare sehen so gut aus, sie sind zurückgezogen und du würdest es nicht machen? Okay, Aaron Samuels. Okay, ich sage nur, ich habe vor Jahren gesagt, du siehst gut aus in einem hohen Pony.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Like, you're literally yelling at me.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
No, you looked amazing at the show.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Diese Stadt ist groß genug für uns beiden und ein Glas Milch. Ja. Es war Hannahs literaler Traum, der wahrgenommen wurde. Es war ein Raum voller Dairy Baddies, die zusammen kamen, am Lactaid Dairy Lovers Lounge, um echte Dairy zu feiern, nur ohne Laktose. Und natürlich haben wir es speziell mit einem Club-Giggly-Show gemacht. Es war wirklich alles.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
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Ich wollte nur sagen, ich liebte unsere Outfits. Hier ist das Wichtigste über mich und Hannah, was ich denke, dass Leute wirklich nicht bekommen. Nie in der Geschichte unserer Freundschaft haben wir jemals gesagt, hey, das ist das, was ich heute Abend trage. Und so eine Bildung gesendet, besonders für Giggly Squad. Wir haben eine ganze Tour gemacht. Wir haben uns nicht nur einen Outfit gezeigt.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wir haben uns für jeden Show gekämpft.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Okay, also ein perfektes Beispiel, Nashville. Du trägst ein pinkes Outfit, ich träge pink und braune Boots.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I did not see that for you. I didn't see it for me either. Yeah. Sometimes I get, sometimes Instagram shots, like, look how millennial I am. They know us better than our own families. I love getting an ad for me that I'm like, yeah, thanks.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Yes. Tell me what I want. I want that shirt. It just happened to fall on, it was a great Valentine's Day T-shirt. Yeah. Because I was like, I'm not wearing pink or red. Mm-hmm. I did it the night before for Galentines. I'm not doing it for actual Valentines.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
No, it was fun. We've had a fun... This was a fun leg. I think because we had a decent break before it. Yeah. We had a lot of... I mean, we're not done. No, we're not done. We still have one more. We have one more show tonight at 8 p.m.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wait, one more thing about Michael Kors and then let's get into The Bachelor. Everyone was DMing me from the pictures from Michael Kors being like, Hannah looks so good, Hannah looks so good. Then I started getting DMs being like, why do you guys look alike? Wait, you guys look like the same person in this picture.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And then I had a thought, you know, like when you get an animal and everyone's like, you look like your cat. Like Daphne and I are twins. Yeah. I feel like we've been spending so much time together. No, we're blending.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And I'm a fashion person that is low-key a comedian.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
No, that's the wrong word. We're coming out of the womb. We're coming out of the womb.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
It was so good. Also, I loved your outfit. Yeah. I support my friends. If there's a view to be had, I'm going to view it.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And I'm like, oh, thank God. That's the only reason I went to the Super Bowl. Yeah, you were so excited. I was like, I have an outfit for a Saturday night that needs to be shown.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich war Hairstylistin. Ich glaube, es war einer meiner Bruders Freundin. Ich habe gesagt, wenn du meinen Bruder verabschieden willst, musst du mir deinen Fake-ID geben.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I'm wearing a leather jacket in 95 degree weather and I will keep it zipped.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Because you were wearing underwear for a while. Yeah, I was wearing underwear for a while. Und now it's mini shorts.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Und wir finden uns in Kanundram. Das war der Pickle, den wir hatten. Und sie sagten immer, wenn sie das tun, dann sage ich, schau.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich wäre so ein guter Hairstylist. Wir gehen mit diesen Männern raus, okay? Wir gehen in einen Club, was auch immer. Haben sie einen italienischen Akzent oder sind das nur Guidos? Sie waren nur Guidos. Oh, okay. Ich weiß nicht, woher sie kamen. Sie waren Puerto Rican. Nein, ich weiß nicht, woher. Ich erinnere mich nicht, was ihre Namen waren. Eigentlich, nein. Einer der Manns Namen war John. Okay.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wow. Wenn die Giggler zusammenkommen und sie wissen, dass es andere Giggler gibt,
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Beautiful, tall, sturdy, smart. I don't trust a man named Grant. What are you going to grant? Grant what, sir? Diese Wünsche, ich weiß nicht. Es ist einfach, er kann es tun, aber er wird es tun.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
It's crazy. Because it's two hours a night. It's the only reality show I've never watched. It's so good. Why? I don't know. It's so... You should...
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
start from the beginning i think because when it was on like in its peak you know like when you're in middle school and like high school and you have things like that like okay i had dance class on tuesday i guess i'll never watch it was two hour episodes to the point that it started like hurting my mental health because i was like i'm addicted to this shit yeah it's four hours a week
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Es ist das einzige Realitäts-Show. Ich kenne also nie Leute aus The Bachelor oder The Bachelorette und ich fühle mich, als wäre ich von der Lüge entfernt. Es ist wirklich gut. Jeder kennt sie.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
You know what I'd be scared of? A tired giggler. A sleepy giggler? No, she's not to be trusted.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich denke. Was auch immer. Wir gehen mit diesen Männern eine Nacht raus. Nächste Nacht, natürlich, sagen sie, wir gehen wieder raus. Wir hatten so viel Spaß. Wir gehen wieder raus mit ihnen. Es kommt zu dem Punkt, wo es so ist, oh, wirst du mit mir nach Hause kommen? Und ich fange an zu schreien. Und ich sage, wir können nicht zurück in dein Apartment kommen, weil wir 17 Jahre alt sind.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I've actually got some shit to say.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Also, übrigens, wir haben acht Textbücher rumgelagert. Warte, erinnerst du dich? Du hättest deine Textbücher vor der Schule bekommen müssen, aber manche Mädchen konnten deine Textbücher in der Schule bekommen. Es war alles aufgrund deiner Distriktion. Es ist sehr Hunger Games, wenn du wirklich darüber denkst.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Erinnerst du dich daran, dass es jedes Jahr einen anderen coolen Weg gab, deinen Backpack anzuziehen?
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich hatte ein Päckchen. Ja, das ist so... Ich hätte ein Päckchen. Ich konnte es nicht machen. Ich würde nach Victoria's Secret gehen und was auch immer neue Schuhe sie hatten, das war mein Backpack. Ja.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Dann gab es auch eine Phase, wo wenn Jungs... Ich habe natürlich nicht mit Jungs zur Schule gehen müssen, aber wenn wir sie gesehen haben, wenn sie ihren Backpack wirklich hoch haben, gab es etwas Hotes darüber.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Und dann gab es die One-Strap-Jungs.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
In einer All-Girl-Schule haben wir viele Reverse-Backpacks gemacht, wo wir unsere Backpacks vorne tragen würden, als wären wir schwere Frauen. Because you can get into it easier.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I think being surrounded just by girls in high school Es lässt deine Psychotik frei fliegen. Weißt du, weil es so ist. Niemand hier wird mich beurteilen, weil wir alle gleich sind. Und so lässt es dich. Es ist so, dass es dich entschleunigt. Du bist so, dass ich keine Angst habe. Es gab so viele Hormone.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Die Männer sind hart. Sieh, das ist, warum ich weiß, ich werde meine Tochter nie in der Highschool mit Jungs senden.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Also stell dir vor, dass es Jungs in der Klasse gab. Nein, ich hätte es nicht tun können. Ich denke auch, dass es aufgrund von... Ich denke, du kennst dein Kind. Ich denke, meine Mutter wusste. Und sie wird nicht in die Schule gehen.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Warte, du warst der, der krackte.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ja, ich krackte. Du krackte. Ich krackte. Du warst ein Schnitzel. Ich war ein Schnitzel. Diese Männer sahen uns an und sagten, was? Und ich sage, ich bin so entschuldigt. Aber wir hatten eine tolle Zeit und jetzt müssen wir weg.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Es war verrückt. War Gym nötig? Gym war so unnötig. Du hast nur für sechs Stunden Tennis gespielt.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Meine Mutter war so, okay, Mimi. Vielleicht haben wir ihr zu hart gedrückt.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Don't put me next to the bilingual kid for the Spanish final. Like, are you kidding? I'm Paige DeSorbo. You think I'm not cheating off this guy? Get the fuck out of here.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Okay, nicht die junge Frau. Nicht die junge Frau. Okay.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich meine, offensichtlich werde ich diese Männer nicht mit uns haben, weil das wäre illegal auf meine Seite. Es ist illegal, was überall passiert.
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In a world full of bitches, be a Beth. Be a Beth. Be a Beth.
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You want to know, it is crazy that you can have these moments in your life where you truly remember how someone else made you feel. Mm-hmm. Und ich glaube, ich habe auch ein paar von denen, wo ich sage, ich werde immer für diese Frau stecken, weil sie mir nett war in dieser randomen Situation, die jetzt nichts bedeutet.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich denke, das ist der Grund, warum ich mich so fühle, wenn ich jüngere Influencer-Mädchen treffe. Ich bin so, ich muss dir überaus nett sein, weil ich weiß, dass es viele Menschen gibt, die dir gemein sind.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Nein, die Leute haben mich die ganze Zeit ziemlich dumm gemacht. Aber ich kann das nie sagen. Ich hatte nur eine Erinnerung an Beth.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Wir hatten gute Gespräche und dann habe ich gesagt, ich habe noch nicht in die Schule gegangen. Ich warte eigentlich auf ein paar Akzeptanzschriften. Ich glaube nicht, dass ich in die Schule gehen werde. Das ist eine wirklich dunkle Zeit für mich. All my friends are going to college and I'm not. I remember my other girlfriends being like, we could have just not ever told them.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And she was like, Hannah, that was $15. Hannah, oh my God.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
But I was Mrs. Like... You were allowed to just leave school? I feel like... I've been going out to...
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I was like, I have to go home. They're like, you don't. I'm like, I do, I have to go. And then I text my mom and be like, can you call the school and say that I can come home?
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One time I just, this was the best thing about going to an all girls school. One time I just had my period so bad. Es war einfach so schlecht. Und wenn du so schlecht hast, dass du den ersten Poop von deinem Zeitpunkt nehmen musst. Das ging an. Und ich war so, ich kann nicht in einer Schule-Umgebung sein. Und meine Mutter war am Arbeitstag. Sie sagte, wir können dich nicht verlassen.
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Deine Mutter hat einen Job. Und ich erinnere mich an meine Großmutter, die sagte, It's life or death, can I please come home? She was like, yeah, I don't care.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I've been a tampon girl since the beginning. Because you're a slut. Freshman year, I was going to prom. I had my period and my mom was like, okay, well, you have to put a tampon in. I was like, fuck yeah.
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I was like, they had a right to know. They had a right to know. Oh, now you're playing the hero.
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Yeah. So anyway, that was my experience in Hollywood, Florida at the Hard Rock Casino. Yeah, that's amazing. And that I feel like sums up Florida, where it's like, I didn't know she was 17.
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In the Midwest, I'm like, Is He Trash probably isn't going to be as explosive because these guys are nice. And so I wait to go to Florida. Wait to go to Florida. Yeah. Ich dachte mir, wir werden irgendwelche verdammten Idioten finden.
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What's going on? And then you happened upon... A mullet man. And you don't just look past a man with a mullet in Florida. No.
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Ich habe das noch nie gedacht. Nordflorina ist der Süden. Sie sind wie in Georgia.
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Yeah, it sounds like, it sounds Connecticut. Yes, exactly, Christian. I wanted like a, I wanted like a... Ben. Or like a Dirk. Yes, yes, a Dirk. Something like, yeah, something where you're like... I don't know.
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And this man was a neurologist. We can't even spell neurologist. I'm gonna be honest. When he first said it, my first thought in my head was, wait, what the fuck is that again?
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
I've gone to many a urologist. Don't you dare bring up my UTIs. Ich habe 1.000 Neurologen gesehen. Nein, und dann dachte ich mir, oh mein Gott, dieser Typ ist ein verdammter Gehirnschmerz.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Und Paige war so, hol das mal raus. Ich war so, hör auf. Also merke ich jetzt, dass wir uns auf unserer eigenen Bühne verabschiedet haben. Lassen wir uns auch sagen, dass seine Freundin, die im Publikum war, natürlich der Grund, warum er da war, auch ein Neurologist war. So just two smarty pants in the house.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
You did make a really good point, though, where you're like... I don't know how I feel about my doctor walking into the room and having a mullet.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Also, I'm like, this guy likes to party, okay?
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
And we're not saying we're smarter than doctors.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ja, selbst... Schreib es auf ein T-Shirt. Selbst Gehirnschwerdungen können den Klick nicht finden. Das ist verrückt. Wie kann er das nicht wissen?
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Ich meine, du würdest denken, dass du an einem Punkt im ersten Jahr des Krankenhofs den ganzen Körper studieren musst. Sie studieren den ganzen Körper.
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No pun intended. And they don't know about it. They don't know about periods. And they don't know about them. No, that's actually so crazy to me. I know.
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No, I did. And my doctor, my female doctor, just said, don't take more than six, okay? I said... At a time? Can't promise anything. No, in a day. In a day. She was like, look, six is enough. But I actually have never taken more than two.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Ich glaube, wenn wir nicht in New York sind und wir sehen, dass die Leute in einem anderen Ort leben, sind wir so, das ist so süß. Süß für sie.
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A beta blocker update. Sorry, we're so tired. We're delusional. Okay, every time... Grace, if you're listening, which I know, I hope you are, because it is your job. Every time we talk about beta blockers, please put in a... Yeah, please put in some type of sound. Okay, here's the thing about my beta blockers. And like my anxiety in general. I knew that my anxiety was so self-induced.
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Und ich brauchte definitiv Betablocker... ...durch den ganzen Tour. Was meinst du mit selbstinduziert? Ich hatte meine Anxiety auf. Ich habe es mir selbst gemacht.
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Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young
Right, no, it's not my fault. Obviously, it's you having it, but it's not self-induced. No, like, I was putting myself in situations that, like, in my body, it was like, don't do that. And I was like, no, I'm gonna do it. And then I was getting anxiety.
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So, I took a beta blocker from... für Radio City, weil Radio City so verrückt war und ich so nervös war für das. Aber für diese Tour habe ich vergessen, meinen Betablocker zu nehmen. Wir werden auf der Bühne aufstehen und ich denke mir, oh mein Gott, ich habe meinen Betablocker nicht genommen. Und dann gehe ich zurück und nehme ihn. Aber ich brauche ihn nicht mehr.
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I only have 20 beta blockers, but what if I need all of them?
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Und ich bin dumm auf der Bühne.
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Here's what I've been taking them for. Social situations. Oh, so we've created just a new problem. Like I had to go to a party and I was like, oh, and I'll take my beta blocker after that.
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Yeah, just keeping my heart rate at a steady pace.
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It's sad, but I'm excited. The start of the new year is just like the perfect time to get organized. And it seemed like January took forever. But if there's one thing about me, I stay organized. Rocket Money is one of those reasons.
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Und ich denke, es ist nahe an der Daytona 500. Wirklich? Ja, ich denke, Daytona ist genau da.
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Okay, I saw the advertisement for that.
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And wait, that Demi Lovato traumatized people.
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Wait, did you see like the the discourse on TikTok about that? I was just going to say the Today Show about That's So Raven. what raven simone said on a podcast like i think like young kids like young boys watch my show because i had big boobs and it's all these guys like stitching the video being like
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i was like seven and like it was funny and like i liked the plot like can i not laugh now like wait raven it was not your boobs you're fucking hilarious the cast i'm sorry give it a fucking oscar that show it was so fucking funny that and all and amanda bines but like it was an age that like there was no sex you didn't think you didn't even have a thought in your brain of like but you know what
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Yeah. But like, I was trying to think like, did I look at the boys in that show? And was I like, Oh, I have a crush on them.
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No, you can be in my presence. Let's go back to like you trying to just hold my hand. Just try and hold my hand because anything else it's too much.
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Wait, that just sounded literally you're Regina George. My first boyfriend in high school was named Kyle and like he moved away to Indiana.
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Literally imagine living with me. Let's start the pod off with Daphne and I in our first fight. What is going on? Who is in trouble? Who did what? You know what's so crazy is because like the past, like I've been with Daphne now for seven days. The past like six days, I've been like, Daphne, isn't this amazing? We're literally going to be together every single day for like the rest of our lives.
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and we're kissing and then we look over and a homeless man is jerking off and i was like i don't like this game anymore that's so traumatizing that was so new york city now i'm like trying to think did i ever notice like the what was the first time i noticed like a boner like did i know what it was you think that it's like they have something in their teeth and you're like do i tell them
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The tour is over. Like I'm literally just obsessed with her, you know, like... We're really vibing. This morning, she's like laying on the ground and I wake up and I'm like, come up here, you crazy kitty. Like get in the bed. You silly goose. Yeah, you silly goose. What are you doing down there? She gets in. We're like nuzzling. We're loving. She goes to the end of the bed. She turns around.
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She's like, I won't work. I won't work under these conditions. I won't have it.
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I fantasize that Daphne like swears like a trucker in her head. Like this fucking bitch.
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She's staring at me. And I'm like, what's going on? She's peeing on my bed whilst I'm in it. And I'm like, what's going on? What's going on? Why are you? I'm literally talking to her as if she's a human. I'm like, why are you doing this right now? What happened? Like, I think something's wrong there. Then she takes a massive shit.
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No, can you explain this? Because like this is like part something that like we do as partners and like we don't think twice about it and the men get mad. Yeah.
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so you guys will see what this gig is it's very fun um soon it comes out on the 27th and i feel like that's like low-key a mental health moment too i can't tell you how many boyfriends i've had in my life that like we've had something planned or like we're looking forward to something and like something work-wise comes up and i'm like i'm so sorry i have to do this and like
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the words that are exchanged where like if the roles are were reversed and it was like some man and he was in finance and like some client called or something and he was like i have to go to this i feel like as a woman you're almost programmed to be like oh my god yeah like you have like you have to do this now obviously there's like workaholics but but it's like
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Kim Kardashian like did an interview. This is like months and months ago. It literally been a year ago. And I and I have not ever forgotten it or stop thinking about it. She was like talking about a boyfriend. I think it was Pete Davidson, but I don't know. And she was like and he told me like I work too much. And she was like in my head. I was like, get out of my way.
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like get out and I'm like oh my god I so get like get out of my freaking way like I'm well also you'll have so much animosity towards him wait I have another like mental health moment okay go off so do you watched girls right
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the bed and i'm just like running around i'm like what is the procedure i've i've only ever walked into it after it's been done i've never been in the midst of it i have to strip my bed i have to bring everything to the dry cleaner put all the sheets in the wash i was like i am so sorry because this should not be happening this is not in the cat rule book i'm googling everything i'm like what's going on with her she's mad at you
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It's one of the greatest shows of our generation. If you haven't watched Girls, do yourself a fucking favor. I actually like restart it every couple of years because it's just so iconic. So the one actress in it, her real name is Jemima Kirk.
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Jessa. Jessa! She plays Jessa. She's so cool. No, she's so good. I saw this on TikTok, but she was doing this on Instagram. She was doing just like a Q&A and a girl wrote in and was like, what is your advice for unconfident young women? Did you see this? Yes. Okay. And her answer was, you think about yourself too much. And I literally felt like my mind was blown. It's so good.
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I was like, wait a minute. What a powerful, true statement. Like literally at the times that I'm like my most unconfident or my most nervous, it's because I'm literally so wrapped up in myself.
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OK, it's so crazy because even though I had like crazy panic attacks all while we did tour and I was like really working through something. I'm so happy that it happened during tour. And this sounds like so weird because truly Giggly Squad every week is like the number one place where I feel my most self. And like, yeah, like just like Hannah and I literally got on Zoom today because.
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When I'm going to run an errand or I'm getting in an Uber or something, that's when I do my calls. But I'm always just calling my mom, really. Yes, same. And for whatever reason today, I was running errands and I was like, should I call Hannah?
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I don't know if she's mad at me for something that I did because like the only thing is like digestive or like her litter box is dirty and like her litter box is literally never dirty. It's sparkling. She's been on the same food like for weeks. She's drinking Evian. I introduced her to wet food weeks ago. She was acclimated. She loves it. She's fine. I think she's just literally sometimes a bitch.
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well here's the thing i when i say things on the podcast it's for the gigglers that listen every week like those are my friends like those are my girls for the people that like pop in to like write an article or like make a tiktok video i'm not saying anything for you guys like it's not like whatever so i feel like you just came into the middle of a conversation we've been having for five years obviously you don't get it like hello
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No, what I've never said to anyone. Hannah and I, before every Giggly Squad show, before we walk out on stage, we'll say to each other, is this the audition for Pippin? Okay.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
when it comes to dating sometimes i will move in a manner subconsciously or consciously it depends where like i'll stop and think and be like that was such a move that i'm a guy would pull or like sometimes like i'll do things and i'll be like i'm the guy like that's so heinous i can't believe i said that or like i did that or like i'm thinking that like i'm the guy and it's
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It's kind of scary sometimes I have to like catch myself and be like, don't do that.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Well, then I think like if certain guys don't like me, I'm like, oh, you don't like that I move the way men move.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It scares you that I can also like switch into this mode of like, I don't give a fuck.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
No, I... Love being me. I think I'm the greatest. Speaking of me. Back to me for a second. Back to me. Enough about me.
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No one even told me. Because what were you offering to that?
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Hannah, it's so funny you say that because. It's interesting to think that like your other family, like you obviously like you call a family member to talk about another family member, but you don't think that like other family members are calling to talk about you. Like you're almost like shocked
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
My brother the other day said something to me and I was like, I forget what it even was. And I was like, you didn't tell me that. Like, why didn't anyone tell me that? Like, when did this happen? And he was like, oh, well, we're not allowed to tell you certain things when you're really stressed out. And I was like, what the fuck does that mean?
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And he was like, mom tells everyone not to like annoy you with anything because like you're fragile. And like during your tour, you were really, and he kept saying the word fragile. And I was like, I'm not fucking fragile.
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that's what the drones are it's just andy cohen being like we need a step up production this is why tiktok can't get banned everyone on tiktok just being like are we the most unserious country in the fucking world like we're just like yeah there's like something happening literally 10 feet away from me and we're like we don't know well like we have things to do though someone was like i love how after luigi mangione um they're like we're gonna need drones in new jersey all the italians are up to no good
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What? I look like the shooter? Yeah. I kept getting, here, first of all, let me just like, let's just talk about this like in full. yeah the day that like they came out that like what his name was i feel like every italian collectively was like fuck like it's not great for us like it's not great for our brand we're not like we didn't we don't need this right now
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People are like immediately being like, it's the mafia. We're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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We're like, this was just a disgruntled guy. Like, we're not like, let's calm down for a second. Here's the other thing. I saw a comedian say this. I think it was Shane Gillis, actually, who said it like years ago that like Italians are like really the only minority that like you can make fun of still.
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and like it kind of is so true like the next day it was like every meme was just like about italians but i kind of love that we're just like yeah we don't give a fuck like i don't you could say whatever you fucking wanted to me i don't care like it doesn't matter i was getting tagged they did luigi with like long brown hair and i was getting tagged in it so much being like why is this page to sorbo and i was like i love it i think it's amazing i love it so much but like
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It was just it's a crazy day. It's a crazy week for Italians in Jersey.
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well that's that's what happened that could happen in the fight when you're making millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars from giving people health or not yeah obviously like this guy was like a husband and a father and like you don't want anyone to be like murdered yes but also like think about how much insurance companies just fuck people over and like they're in like the biggest time of need it's just i do have to save
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It's like, write me one note. Write me like a thoughtful text.
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Okay, well then I started spiraling because I was like, what would she be mad about? And I was like, I have been here for seven days and this is like the time when I would leave. And I'm like, does she like want to be alone?
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fucking kidding me that's crazy chaperone was like his number one search or like his favorite artist i love it wait okay i have i have another topic to bring up that i was talking about with um one of my girlfriends and we were talking about how men how like so many men get like the hair transplant and like the hair like plugs or like flying a turkey they're like doing whatever yeah
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And she was saying she was like, I believe she was like, I believe that if you are in a certain tax bracket and you make a certain amount of money a year, you should not be allowed to be bald. And I was like, elaborate. And she was like, as women were on TikTok all day being like, I got bald. my lips done. I got my eyes done. Like I did.
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This is what I did step by step because we have to, because if we don't continue to look good, like we get disregarded in society. And she was like, if you are a man and you make a certain amount of money, like you should have to get a hair transplant and not be bald.
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But do they or are we programmed? Is it the same thing as a dad bod? Is it just the same thing? Because I know that if I walked out being bald, I would have a very different climate.
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And also normalize them giving us updates. Day 27, like give me a 50 part series of your hair transplant. We can watch them for BBL.
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I love it. A man of the people. And you know what? Italian. So maybe we're look. We love it. They just get it. They just freaking get it.
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I'd be nervous because people would think that we were connected. We'd be like, of course. And he's a giggler.
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No, that's what I'm saying. If he was really, really Italian, his mom wouldn't have reported him missing. She would have found him. There's just no way. You're not going missing.
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I don't think here's the thing when people when like something happens and there's like a manhunt and it's like pictures of him posted everywhere in the street in the city. I'm again thinking about myself. There's no fucking way I'm walking into like a Starbucks and being like, that's a guy. That's a guy. I'm not even looking.
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Here's the thing. Wait, let me just say one thing. Yes, yes, yes. For how much we like despise men, like majority of the time and like their actions and just like overall characteristics. We do have to say that like we grew up with the best dads ever. So like I want to love men. I actually was born and programmed to love men. I do like them. But like they're just so stupid most of the time.
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She didn't make eye contact with me, but like... I was yelling and she was like looking around and was like, I'm like doing something.
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Joe is literally over there five hours a day.
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They don't stay on. They don't stay.
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And then I'm like, it has to be a good shoe. It has to be an expensive shoe.
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I don't think you're putting it high enough up on your ankle. Are you putting it high enough up?
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Are your feet a little sweaty? It could just be.
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I fear you've been ill-advised on slingbacks.
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I stand with slingbacks. I do stand with them. I think that I like them. for a certain outfit but I understand the frustration when they don't stay up I think they look good but like you I can't even walk on stage with them I don't think it's something that like we're gonna solve I think that you just stay away from them I feel like you don't care about me right now
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i do care about you but like it's just like i feel like i'm struggling with something and you're like not you're not clearly struggling no you're taking the side of my op here's what i'm gonna you're taking the sides of my enemies there are certain things that i feel like as a female like you just do kind of live with because it's like oh it's just like a girl thing that we have to deal with
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You know what's so crazy at me as a boss? Because I think I'm a people pleaser. I feel like I work for them. I am constantly apologizing to Josephine and Grace and being like, I'm so sorry that I can't get my shit together to give you what you need so that you can send it off to whoever you need to work with.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And then I'll be like, wait, I'm like...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
a 32 year old woman and like i pay them and i'm like scared of them but i kind of love it too because like if she comes over to my apartment or something and i'm ordering starbucks like yeah hello like it's just normal like human decency it's also like low-key fun to be a boss because you're like we can do whatever we want today no there are so many times where i'm like should we just do like couch and like and blankets like go get your blanket like
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Whatever. We're fun bosses. We're fine. We're cool. We're cool moms. We're cool. We're like, do whatever you freaking want.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I'm truly like that. I'm like, let's get high and figure this out.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
It's sourdough, it's healthy. There's something with hotels like adding, like things that are like add-ons that it's like, okay, well that goes with it. And also if you're a five-star hotel and you're not doing room service and you're still going through like COVID rules or something or like- If you don't have room service as a hotel, what are you? You're an office space, okay?
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Get your shit together. Bring back room service with silverware. If you are at my door and you're handing it to me in a brown paper bag, I'm thinking the worst things in my head.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Anyway. Okay, we won't. And we won't. And we absolutely will not. That's all the time we have for today. Stay posted for next week for my fork speech. The fork discussion continued.
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yeah i'm going to sounds like a healthcare company um irvine alabama new haven connecticut providence rhode island brooks california highland california see you there um page what's going on with you nothing i'm going to this i'm going to sleep till january like eighth yes amazing oh actually i'm gonna be on the today show on wednesday morning we're doing winter accessories we're very excited
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They're like, hey, we got a call actually just for Paige to come on with Hoda and Jenna. They said leave the redhead at home.
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I want people who don't know that TikTok exists. My favorite profession. Sorry. My favorite profession is cat psychic.
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animal psychic because like you you made it up you're you could say anything to me there's no fact checking it's literally like someone woke up and was like my job is vibes like i'm literally vibes it's literally someone being like i'm empathic but just with animals which is that's what i think I hate when people say they're empathic. It's one of my biggest pet peeves.
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I should start a list of pet peeves because whenever someone asks me, what's a pet peeve? I can never remember it. Knowing full well and good, I have so many. And that's a pet peeve. Honestly, a pet peeve of mine is not remembering my pet peeves.
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Truly. But I know that when people say they're empaths, I hate them.
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No, I look, I support them. I'll give them all my money. If there's one thing I love, it's someone like being like, I have a talent and me being like, yeah, I could never, I don't even couldn't even start to think about what you do.
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Love that for them though. No, like I truly do. I love watching a guy like do really manly things that are so stupid that like a woman wouldn't even, it wouldn't even cross our fucking mind. Like, When I wake up on a Sunday, I'm like, what face mask am I picking? What could it be? And guys are like, how could I possibly put my family in danger?
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There's also something homoerotic about it because... You're literally getting gassed up to watch all these guys in super tight pants run around. And I'm not coming for you. I'm sitting right there, too. I'll watch it. I love it.
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It's giving animal psychic. It truly is.
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And I love it. And I'll do it forever. It's the same thing. Not to bring up the girls fighting. Can we talk about the Matilda Jerf? Yeah. Like scandal. If you guys don't know who Matilda Jerf is, she like became really big on TikTok. She's Swedish. Yeah.
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she's swedish which i thought swedish people didn't fight i didn't either and she created like an insane brand called jerf avenue it has everything worth a lot of money worth a lot of money it has like basics pajamas like they're one of their like robes or whatever went like viral on tiktok and she's famous for being like a sweet looking blonde with yes beautifully volumous hair that's always blown out she's been like in vogue like
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like she's not like tell me that you model till you've been involved she's not like a small time creator whatsoever she's big and it came out the girls that were working in her office they did like a documentary like whilst working there and they did and they just said how like the conditions are horrible that she had like in the bathroom there was one like good toilet which i was like that's so european
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You guys are literally fighting about one toilet. That's crazy. That she would let her favorite employees use and then she would make the employees that she didn't like clean the toilet.
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Haley is so lucky that the campaign with her was literally like two days prior because I think it legit like sold out. But she's off the website now. The pictures aren't up anymore. And they did the cutest little collab. She did her hair like Cindy Lou who like it's I really I really do love like Haley's branding. It was so cute.
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And she was like, you can use the fourth toilet. Thanks.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Look, it's so crazy to me because like I've obviously like we've worked in offices. I've worked in offices of like all women. I've worked in offices where it's like mixed. I can like in an office setting, obviously you're going to have at least like one day where like you don't snap at someone, but like you're in a bad mood. You're under a lot of pressure.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
And you say something in a tone that you're like, I shouldn't have said that or like I shouldn't have said that sentence.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
There could definitely be a moment where someone could be like, you're a villain in someone's story at some point in your life. And thank God. And thank God.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Like, so I get like being in an office and it's like, oh, that girl's a bitch because like one time, blah, blah, blah. This is on such a different level to like literally think of things to do to people or not do is...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
I honestly, I'm so thankful and grateful. Like I had one female boss and she was the best thing that ever happened to my life. And I'm so thankful for it because it was in my early 20s and I think about it all the time now. Like when I am telling some people like what to do at any given moment, I literally always think of her and I'm like, she was so nice and understanding and just like,
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
whatever and now like i have to be like that imagine grace comes out with a tell-all tomorrow well i literally kept thinking about grace because i was like i was like we have one employee one employee who you know okay she literally was joking no we have like No, we have like three.
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
cut to literally eight months later we're on tour and you're like grace will be carrying my children i don't know what that's non-negotiable we're talking about babies and i was like
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
Well, that's the other thing. Then, like, people come out of the woodwork that, like, have even, like, an ounce to say. So then it, like, piles on. And, like, half of those could be true. Half of those could not be. But I just, like, I can't. Also, there's something about, like...
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Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses
starting as no one becoming an influencer then having like a ton of fans then like it's almost like you even have more of a responsibility and not that I'm like oh my god you have to be nice every single day you literally don't like but you can't go out of your way to literally ruin people's lives that's crazy and it had to been really bad for them to all get together and be like hey like this is not okay
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I get it. And I didn't hire a stylist for any outfits for the tour because I was like... I don't know why I did that to myself. I think it was because in my head I didn't see it as like, oh, we're going on stage and performing. I saw it as like, oh, I'm just going to hang out with the gigglers.
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If I have an outfit that I repeated or isn't that great, there are the people that aren't going to judge me.
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Yes, I very much treated it like, oh, no, I'm just going out to dinner with my girlfriends. Because like two days before, I'm like, oh, what am I going to wear in Boston? Like, oh, I have this cute dress. I haven't worn it yet. Like, I'll wear that. Like, that's how I treated it.
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Ich glaube nicht, du kannst das Hotel für einen Razor fragen.
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Ich habe literally nur gefragt für den Toothbrush Kit.
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Was ich eigentlich auch respektiere. Warum ist da so etwas wie ein kleines Bruder-Gedächtnis darin? Ich fühle mich, als hätte ich meinen Bruder etwas gemacht und er hätte gesagt, ja, für fünf Dollar. Und du sagst, okay.
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Okay, are you extorting me? I was like, I don't, I was like. No, imagine you were just like, this is extortion.
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Oh my god. If you're in your hotel room and you want something brought up, there's no amount of money.
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You're in a robe with a towel on your head? I'll give you my first trial.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I would need to speak to a manager. Das ist die Energie, die ich in diesem Moment geben würde.
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Das ist, wo du die Linie ziehst. Die einzige Zeit, in der ich selbstbewusst genug bin, dass ich eine Scheiße bin, ist, wenn es um Reisen-Akkommodationen geht. Wenn ich irgendwo unangenehm bin, kann ich nicht zurückkommen. Also in Hotels möchte ich mich akkommodieren.
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In this state of the world at this point? No, you can't.
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But my thing that... Right, that's the other thing. Traveling, like you're already at your wits end because you're just on alert.
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Okay. You know what, Hannah? Ich fühle mich, als ob du mich schon oft verletzt hast. Ich werde es dir sagen. Ich weiß, was du sagen wirst. Nein, einfach wählen. Du weißt, was ich sagen werde. Als wir unsere erste Tour hatten, waren es nur ich und Hannah. Wir gingen in diese verschiedenen Städte. Wir handelten mit den Männern in den Theatern. Und dann kamen wir plötzlich zu Grayson. Okay, warte.
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No, in any, honestly, this isn't just limited to like traveling. In any confrontation moment, you do like immediately get a smile on your face. Like you do just like start laughing like, okay, today when the airport security was basically like, hey Paige, go fuck yourself. Wait, this was crazy.
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We're at airport security and the girl goes to me, sorry, the digital ID thing isn't working, you have to move.
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Sie hat gesagt, einfach hier rüberkommen. Und ich habe gesagt, aber es gibt eine ganze Reihe von 100 Leuten. Ich kann nicht einfach jede Person in der Reihe anrufen. Was meinst du? Also habe ich angefangen zu lachen, weil du so gefreut siehst.
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But I'm like, I turned to the lady behind me. I'm like, I'm not like getting in front of you. She told me to come to this line and give this woman my ID.
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No, it really was. And then I get past that point and I'm like waiting to put my bags in like the machine. And the guy behind me just literally, he was this close to like hip checking me out. And he steals my bin. And I just like look back at him and I'm like, oh, okay, I guess I'll just wait for the next one. But like you stole my bin.
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No, it's actually, I'm annoying myself.
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Wenn ich die Frau wäre, wäre das mein schlimmster Schmerz. Ein Gruppe von Leuten, die ich nicht kenne, singen mir Happy Birthday.
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Ich glaube, das 21-Jährige hat nicht dafür gefragt.
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Es war auch an einem seltsamen Zeitpunkt. Es war in der Mitte des Fluges. Ich hatte meine Kopfhörer an, natürlich, die iPad zu sehen, um mein eigenes Geschäft zu verhindern. Und das Einzige, was ich bemerkt habe, war, als ich Leute singen hörte und ich nur herumschaut. Und ich war so, was singt jeder? Und sie schlug es kurz ab.
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Sie haben nur einen Vers gemacht, weil niemand darauf konzentriert war. Niemand hat sich daran entschieden.
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Und du liebst wirklich singen. Also bist du immer auf dem Weg, in die Lieder zu brechen? Nein.
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Anyway, I missed a part. So when it was just the two of us and we were in our early days, you know, we would get back to the hotel room and we would gossip and we would order food and we would eat together and we would eat McDonald's. The first, honestly, this is probably why I had a panic attack in the beginning of the tour.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Du bist nicht in einem Flash-Pop. Ich bin ein Solo-Perfumer. Du bist ein Soloist. Das, ja.
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Was gibt es von der Tour auf deinem Tisch? Nein, du bist so ein Soloist. Warte, ich sage das noch einmal. Du bist so ein Soloist, dass unsere Tour mit dir den Wurm zu machen und ich in meinem Schrank zu sitzen. Und wenn das nicht beschreibt, wer du und ich zu unserem Kern bist und unsere Freundschaft beschreibt, weiß ich wirklich nicht, was es noch macht.
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Und ihr wollt wissen, was? Und es war mein letzter Strahl. Ich habe es literally meiner Mutter am letzten Tag gesagt. Ich war so, ich habe wirklich nicht so gut ein 2025 gehabt. Und sie sagt, Paige, es ist März. Und ich sage, genau. Genau. Und ich dachte, genau, meine 20-25-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre-Jahre
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Which I can't express to you how excited I am to have. This is like our first weekend, truly Friday, like 5 p.m. to Sunday. I got nothing. I got nowhere to be, no plans, no one... Hitting my line for anything. Do you want to know what I've preemptively done? I've ordered all the face masks that I keep getting TikToks about. I ordered them all.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Okay, also ich habe gerade eine Menge verschiedene auf Amazon bestellt, wie ein Metacube oder so etwas, was du auf deinem Schlafzimmer anpackst, was auch immer. Ich habe sie alle bestellt. Ich mag meine schlafenden, meine übernachtlichen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Das ist auf meiner Liste, also werde ich ein paar verschiedene Gesichtsmasken probieren, weil ich einen cystischen Pimple auf meinem Hintern habe, der meine Leben wirklich zerstört. Hier ist, wie ich auch weiß, wie mein Körper... Nein, das ist ein Stream von Bewusstsein. Du dachtest, es wäre ein Podcast, aber du kannst keine Worte dazu sagen. I love it. Someone shut me up. Shut me up, please.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
How I know I'm getting run down and my body physically it's taking a toll is I get a cystic pimple. I get multiple in a row. This is my third week. Different pimple. Different.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
The first tour stop this past September, Hannah said, and I quote, they can't eat McDonald's. auf dieser Tour, wie wir die letzte Tour gemacht haben.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I just want the gamers to understand the scope. Second of all, I have one right now. This is a normal pimple over here. And this is just a red mark. This isn't even a pimple anymore. This is the remnants of what was a pimple. Okay, so come correct, first of all. Wait, can we start saying come correct more? Ja, wenn du mich sprechen möchtest. Und ich mache das dieses Wochenende.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich habe auch drei wichtige Klosters in meinem Haus. Einer ist ein voller Raum und der andere zwei sind wirklich bedeutend für mein Leben. Und ich gehe durch all die. Wie du donierst Dinge oder reorganisierst? Ich weiß nicht.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Okay, okay. weil ich Dinge auf Hängern sehen kann, von denen ich sage, dass ich das verdammt hasse. Warum hängt es da immer noch da? Und dann ist es auch so, dass die Saison ein bisschen verändert ist. Nicht, dass ich irgendwelche Sommerstücke rausbringe. Ich bin nicht verrückt, aber ich habe eine Ja, genau.
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Ich liebe es, wenn du als Konsument, du speziell, nicht andere Leute, ich habe keine Angst, du speziell, wenn du entscheidest, Dinge so literally zu nehmen. Du bist so, oh mein Gott, sie haben die Liste der Top 5 Dinge rausgebracht. Es ist so... Jede Publikation hat so 10 Dinge, und es ist immer anders. Es ist nur Kapitalismus.
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Aber ich liebe es, wenn du eine bestimmte Liste aus einem randomen E-Mail nimmst. Erinnerst du dich, wie verrückt ich war, dass rot eine Sache war?
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Ja, aber du kannst das nicht zu einem Fashion-Girl sagen. Unsere Gehirne sind anders in Bezug auf... Ich habe gerade bemerkt, dass ich die falschen Lichtblumen in meinem... Cancel the pod. Sorry, das war das größte 32-jährige Ding, das ich je in meinem Leben gesagt habe. Ich bin so... Wait, the light bulbs in my wall sconces are all wrong and I just noticed. Fuck, what was I saying?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Okay, wir waren verbunden, Hannah. Wir waren verrückt verbunden.
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Oh, you can't say that to a fashion girly. Yeah, but fashion girlies, you don't have to buy everything. No, we don't. But here's one thing I will say. One of my biggest criticisms... von Leuten, die sich nicht interessieren. Aber etwas, was ich viel über die Zeit gesehen habe, ist, Paige ist unfashionabel, sie ist trendig.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Und ich nehme das nicht als Entschuldigung, weil ich... Sie haben dich trendig genannt. Ich weiß nicht, was das bedeutet.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Aber ja, ich mag es, trendig zu sein, weil ich das Gefühl habe, dass ich aus Stil bin. Oh, Leute tragen das an, also ist es aus Stil oder so.
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Aber ich würde sagen, ich mag es, versuchen zu sein. Okay, perfektes Beispiel. Ein Trend für den Frühling, der ich so nicht bin, den ich wirklich gespannt bin, zu versuchen. ist eine Chloe, die Brand Chloe. Die Nostalgie kommt zurück. Flöhe Schuhe, sehr boho. Erinnerst du dich an den Film, in dem Lindsay Lohan war?
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Okay, und ich habe dich gehört. Und willst du wissen, wie viele Male wir McDonald's auf dieser Tour bekommen haben? Zip, Zilch Zero, okay? Dann ist unser letzter Show. Wir sind in Salt Lake City, Sonntagabend, unser letzter Show. Wir gehen zurück in die Hotelzimmer. Ich habe gesagt, Hannah, was wirst du essen? Wirst du irgendwas bestellen?
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Erinnerst du dich an ihre flöhen weißen Schuhe? Sie war sehr Chloe-gecoated in dem Film. Das ist sehr für den Frühjahr. Ich habe nie so geschaut. Ich werde definitiv etwas kaufen, das so aussieht und ich versuche es.
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No, no, no, I'm no. But it will be dealt with tomorrow morning. Yes, I will be writing that down in my to-do list. Paige is obsessed with her to-do list right now. No, I'm always obsessed with my to-do list.
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Oh mein Gott, 2012. Ich hatte auch einen langweiligen Freund.
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Ich denke, ich war mit einem meiner liebsten Ex-Freundinnen verheiratet und ich denke, ich war einfach mein Leben zu leben.
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Wenn ich es pinpoinen musste.
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I thought we were going to be talking about capris and crop trench coats. Is crop trench coats on that list?
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Texturale Floral-Töpfe. Okay, ich weiß, worüber du sprichst. Ja, nur die Blumen drauf.
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Sie hat gesagt, ja, ich werde wahrscheinlich nur Raumschutz bekommen. Ich habe gesagt, okay. Also bin ich in meinen Raum gegangen, habe meinen Raumschutz bestellt. Es hat geklappt. Ich liege im Bett. Ich dachte mir, ich könnte McDonald's jetzt kaufen. Es ist um Mitnacht. Ich dachte mir, weißt du was, ich werde das nicht machen, weil es der letzte Tour ist.
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Hier ist mein Ding. Eigentlich würde ich sagen, ich habe ein sehr hot take auf Lace. Mach es. Und ich will wirklich niemanden für mich kommen. The Lace Community? The Lace Community, but I might offend a small subsect of gigglers, and I'm nervous about it, but I have to speak my truth. I think that lace sometimes can read really old lady-ish in certain situations.
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It can be tacky and trashy. Yeah, it can also lead that, but I'd rather be trashy and tacky than like... age myself oh my god but here's my really controversial take i don't like white lace in a wedding dress anywhere on a wedding dress that's when i think it it turns matronly and like old ladyish and like i like i'm Ich würde ein spezielles Dress sehen, um es dir zu zeigen.
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Aber die Mehrheit der Dressen, die ich gesehen habe, die eine Lace-Situation haben, bin ich nie ein Fan.
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Hat es es? Wait, I literally can't remember your dress.
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I can see the silhouette of your wedding dress. I can't tell you specifically.
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Yeah, you had to be up close.
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Also, ich fühle mich einfach getötet. Okay, sorry. Oh mein Gott, hat das dich verurteilt?
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Okay, ich bin unpopulär, nicht eine unpopuläre Meinung, aber für mich anders, denke ich. I love a long short. I think they're so cool.
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Und wir haben gesagt, dass wir dieses Tour nicht machen werden. Ich wache morgens auf. Ich gehe zum Flughafen. Ich spreche mit meiner Freundin Tana. Ich sage, was hast du gestern Abend gegessen? Und sie sagt, ich habe eigentlich Wendy's gekauft. Und ich habe gesagt, ich fühle mich, als ob du mit einer anderen Frau unter unserem Ruf geschlafen hättest. Du hast sie in mein Zimmer gebracht.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Organza. Garbanzo. I was literally just gonna say Orangetti. Why did you just say that? You were inviting all of us to our Italian restaurant.
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Du hattest das gestern. Ich liebe ein Knitset. Ich habe so viel getrunken. Okay, ich habe heute keinen Kaffee getrunken. Und ich hatte den verrücktesten Schmerz. Und ich bin nach Hause gekommen und habe die größte Starbucks gekauft, die sie machen. Ich schäle mich.
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Maybe I should just drink a venti before every pod and tell you how I really feel.
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Es hängt davon ab. Ich weiß nicht, wie viel ich trinken kann.
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Weil, Hannah, wenn ich auf der Bühne spreche, bin ich auch nervös, also wird meine Mund schneller trockener. Und ich würde nur eine Kuppe von etwas trinken, also musste ich innovativ werden. Und ich kann nicht Raumtemperatur trinken, wie du, fricking...
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palette okay i need ice i need ice cold liquids so insert my freaking stanley wait did you just say i have a palette of a four-year-old well you'll like drink anything true except water yeah you'll drink anything but water okay i don't know what this is chartreuse yeah it's a green can you spell chartreuse It actually is like charcuterie.
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It's actually the same thing. Yeah.
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I actually enjoy chartreuse.
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Chartreuse. Yeah. Wait, brings me to something I want to talk about. Do it. I watched the Meghan Markle show on Netflix. Well, I only watched the Mindy Kaling one. Can I stop you? Can I stop you? Meghan Sussex. Meghan Sussex. Then I went on TikTok after. People that are just hate her. I'm like, she's literally making a breakfast parfait for her friend. What are we really mad about? Like...
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And you fucked me. Like you literally, I was aghast.
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People were like really hating it. Now granted, I only watched the one episode because I literally fell asleep, but I wanted to see Mindy Kaling. She made the cutest little breakfast parfait and frittata and they like talked about her freaking berries in her backyard. I don't know what people could have possibly been mad about.
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Aber ich will auch nicht, dass sie... Ich will nicht, dass sie vergleichbar ist. Ja. Ich will, dass ich verschiedene Rich-People-Tipps sehe. Und ich habe das noch nie gesehen. Das ist ein verrückter Rich-People-Shit. Wie eine volle Farm in ihrem Hintergrund. Ja, sie macht Jam. Weil, weißt du was? Sie hat den Zeitpunkt, Jam zu machen.
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Und ich will, dass Leute, die den Zeitpunkt haben, Jam zu machen. Ich war nicht wütend darüber. Es ist interessant, dass sie zu arbeiten will.
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Oh, like wants to make a TV show.
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Well, here's the thing. I don't really know, like, how deep they're, like, it goes. Because, again, it's, like, they're kids. So I'm, like, I don't, I don't really know.
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You literally catch me outside. How about that?
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All over social media. Hahaha. So you and my baby are the same, continue.
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No, you're right. I'm actually better suited here. No, I wanted to sound big, bad and tough. And then I had like one 2 a.m. night. And I was like, who am I fooling? I'm in the house. I'm in the house and I'm in the house bored.
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Ich weiß eigentlich nichts. Aus dem, was ich von den TikToks erinnert habe, ist, dass sie zu einem Zeitpunkt Freunde waren, und dann hat Bad Baby ihren Freund oder ihren Babyvater gefangen, als sie nach Alabama nach Hause gingen. Und ich weiß nicht, ob sie sich aufgehängt haben oder was auch immer. Und dann war Bad Baby einfach so, du warst mein Freund. Und jetzt, was auch immer.
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Also stellt sie diesen Disstrack aus. Das ist einfach einer der besten Songs jemals. Ich kann es nicht aufhören, es in meinem Kopf zu singen, wo auch immer ich bin.
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Und dann hat Alabama einen rausgebracht. Und dann, glaube ich, hat Bad Baby noch einen rausgebracht.
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Bad Baby hat etwa 100 Millionen Dollar oder so.
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Es ist dein neuer, es ist dein neuer Stift.
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Ich wollte nur sagen, welche Spring-Trend bist du persönlich so gespannt, dass du denkst, du wirst es versuchen?
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You want a sophistication in the air.
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You ever thought about doubling up ear cuffs?
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Ich habe, ich habe angefangen, Klaustrophobik zu bekommen. Wir sind nicht in Ordnung. In diesem Episode sind wir nicht in Ordnung.
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Ich glaube, du hättest das in deinem Hinterkopf behalten können. Das ist wie das Spider-Man-Meme. Ich habe dir nicht gesagt, das ist eine andere lustige Sache, die passiert ist.
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No, no, no. That I wanted to tell the Gigglers.
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We're leaving Salt Lake City and what did I say? Like we're in the airport, like waiting to get on our flight back to New York. And what did I say? Like, oh, I was like, oh, I got a bloody nose while we were here. I must be so dry from like flying to all these different places. Like we're on a plane every single day and like snorting beta blockers. No, literally.
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I mean the day just got away from me.
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And Hannah goes, well, I didn't want to tell you, but we're like at elevation. High altitude. High Altitude. Und ich habe wirklich... Ich habe in meinen Tracks gestanden und gesagt, danke Gott, dass du das nicht vor dem Show gesagt hast. Weil ich wirklich fühle, dass Altitude mich so verdammt nervig macht.
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Nein, sie öffnen die Tür. Unsere Walkout-Song spielt und ich rücke mich zurück zu Hannah und sage, oh mein Gott, ich habe meinen Betablocker nicht genommen. Und ich dachte mir, egal. Ich bin super froh, dass ich den Tour beendet habe.
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Nein, ich bin eine andere Person. Diese Tour hat mich als Frau verändert. Du hast jetzt grüne Haare. Ich habe jetzt grüne Haare. Ich fühle mich wie die literalen TikTok-Geräusche. Wie, wo haben wir letztens aufgehört? Du warst in einer Beziehung. Ja. Das ist verrückt, zu denken, dass ich die Tour in einer Beziehung begonnen habe.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ja, wir haben es gemacht. Ich fühle mich extrem erzielt.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Grace war im Krankenhaus. Nein, wir lachen, weil... Nein, es ist nicht lustig.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
She had a rough couple of months medically.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
No. Hannah literally thought that Grace was going to pee out like a pebble. But it's minuscule. How small do you think it is? super klein. Ich fühle mich wie ein kleines Kristall.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ein Sprinkler ist anders als ein Kristall. Wie ein Sprinkler. Bist du sprichst du als ein Sprinkler, den du auf Eis-Creme nimmst?
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I was going to say, when are we done with that now? Look. Until the second part comes out.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Es ist bereits flüssig. Es ist weg. Sie ist nicht mehr mit uns. Hast du sie gefragt? Ich habe sie nicht gefragt, aber ich glaube, dass ich genug Grundsatz habe, um das zu wissen, obwohl ich mir das noch nie erzählt habe.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
What am I talking about? I watched like 20 seasons of Grey's Anatomy. I'm a fucking doctor.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
No, literally, how dare you come for the healthcare community? Hospital shows are some of the best drama. And you want to know what I also think? Knock on wood, not trying to manifest any of this, pray to St. Anthony. I haven't had to go to the hospital in a while for my own self. But I feel like it almost is a little bit of reverse psychology.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Because if I was laying in a hospital room right now, I would immediately think, okay, so there's definitely people here that are hooking up. Jemanden, der mich kümmert, denke ich, dass er sich mit jemand anderem befasst. Und auch wenn ich mit Sierra spreche, ist es so, dass es immer so viel Krankenhaus-Drama gibt. Sie kannte einen Arzt, der seine Frau verletzt hat, mit einer Ärztin.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
All diese verschiedene Sachen. Also ich finde es eigentlich therapeutisch. Okay, ja. Wenn du zum Krankenhaus gehen musst, denk einfach daran, was für Tee du bekommen kannst.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Das ist die ganze Show. Aber wir haben ein paar mormonische Scherze. Wie könntest du nicht? Ich liebe die Mormonen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Hier ist, warum ich Mormonen auch wirklich mag. Wie? You can make a Mormon joke and they're like, haha, yeah. Like that's, you know what I mean? Like you can't like make a joke. You can't like make a religious joke and someone be like, haha, that's funny. It's like, no, you probably shouldn't say that. That's like rude. But the Mormons are like, we don't give a fuck. They love a bit.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Yeah, like they're like, we literally don't care.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Also wir sehen das. Ich würde sagen, die ganze Sache ist eine Überraschung, was kommt.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
I think we've done the show and we can put it to rest, put it to bed. The Giggly Squad 2024-2025 tour is completed.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
illegal that's some kind of i sex traffic myself that's some i was just gonna say what drugs are you trafficking you something got traffic and it we're so on the same brain wave Es gab etwas sehr Nostalgisches am letzten Wochenende des Tours und es war nur du und ich. Ja. Ich liebe Grace, natürlich. Aber als wir zuerst auf Tour begonnen haben, war es nur du und ich.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Als wir zuerst auf Tour begonnen haben, hatten wir unsere Make-up jeden Tag fertiggestellt. Nein, das ist verrückt.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Du hast mich ein bisschen mehr hannikodiert und ich fühle mich, als hätte ich dich ein bisschen mehr page-coded gemacht. Nein, 100 Prozent.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Warte, das ist so eine Page-Sendung, wenn ich es jemals gehört habe. Ich bin so, ich werde real mit dir sein. Das ist nicht ein Tag, an dem du dich verrückst, weil ich dich auf der Bühne gesehen habe, wie du so verrückt siehst und du nicht einen Piep sagst. Also, wirklich, rühre es rein.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Schau, ich versuche immer, die Mädchen zu unterstützen. Und ich versuche immer, Wicked zu sehen, aber ich versuche immer zu schlafen. Also, ich meine, ich habe meinen fairen Teil unterstützt. Ich habe es sieben Mal gekauft.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Du hast angefangen, du hattest... In der Zwischenzeit habe ich einen Rund in meinen Tüten und ich habe gesagt, fuck it, ich gebe es nicht.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Ich habe das noch nie ausprobiert. Ich habe das noch nie ausprobiert. Das könnte verrückt aussehen.
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Giggling about betrayal, spring trends, and coming correct
Hier ist das Ding. Ich liebe ein Outfit und ich liebe es, ein Aussehen zu geben. But I did truly go through a phase this fall where I was like, if someone asks me to put an outfit together and show up somewhere, like I'm going to cry. Because putting together like 60 looks is, I mean, it's insane.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
You know, you're like, I'm a physical comedian now. I'm just like doing this. Yeah, literally.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She can't even work a full 12 hours because it's illegal.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I thought you were going to say Haley.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
The perfect little booty. Wait, it's so funny because I actually met a real sports reporter. This woman, Diana Rossini. I think she's on... A lot of Italians are good at... Like Tina Servasio... It's because we can talk, honey. We can talk. They can talk. Put me on the field. I'll talk to some motherfuckers. And I literally was chatting with her and I was like, quick question.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She's a triple threat. She'll get in there and she'll sing and she'll dance and she does the thing. She's open to going to your bachelorette party. You guys can hire Haley.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She's a value add. Okay.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I actively back away. I'm like, I can't add anything to this.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I'm stage crew, okay? I'm not talent right now.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Wait, no, that's literally my whole life right now. I'm just like, as long as I can escape and not be a conversation after the fact, I'm good.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
i like yes or no yes or no no here's the thing this is why again you can't do drugs peer pressure it gets to you you're you are the easiest person to peer pressure it's so crazy like you could be adamant that you're not doing something and one person is like just try it and you're like okay
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
When did you like learn about sports? What did she say? She was just like, oh, like I went to college for broadcast journalism. And then like I just like went into sports and she was like, you don't really have to know like every single thing. And I was just like, oh, OK.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Meet me in the bathroom? No fucking way.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Years later, I'm like, people take cocaine and coke? I'll never forget the time you called me after being at a party and being like, I think they were doing drugs. Yeah, it's 3 a.m. in New York City. Like, look alive.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And they came out and all of a sudden they had crazy amounts of energy.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Like I was all the time.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
What'd you think of the worm?
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Well, Amy can do a bit, you know, like the back and forth is so good with all the characters.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, it's literally your dream. Wait, can I also say the other lead, Breanne Howey, I love her. She's in Ginny in Georgia. She's so good in it. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. When I did the red carpet for People's Choice, I was so nervous. And she was like one of my first interviews. And when she was walking toward me, I like made a face as if like I knew her and was like, oh, my God.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Because you watched Ginny and Georgia. Yeah, I love Ginny and Georgia. And so when she came up, I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Like, I don't know you like, but I'm Paige, whatever. She was so nice to me that it literally like eased my anxiety on the red carpet. And this is before I knew about beta blockers. So I was like so nervous. Can you believe you did that without beta blockers? No, no.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, now I can't even go to a social event without a fucking beta blocker. I like pass them out to my friends. I'm like, pop this. The start of the new year is just like the perfect time to get organized. And it seemed like January took forever. But if there's one thing about me, I stay organized. Rocket Money is one of those reasons.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I don't need to be a sea creature. You know, I've got enough problems. I don't need to have a jellyfish hair. We're drowning every day. No, I'm trying to stay afloat every day. I'm gasping for air at all points. Wait, one other thing. I just had like, I feel like just your pack filled. I know. Like weekend. Like I'm just, I had so much fun. Um, Friday I did.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Kazzy David came out with the movie called I love you forever. It's so good. And, like, I didn't realize, like, it's an independent film. Like, her and her best friend from college wrote it. And they, like, premiered it. I did, like, a little, like, moderation after with the actors. I'm obsessed with her, like, on a different level.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I just, like, it's so rare to, like, meet people, especially, like, in your 30s and just be like, hey, like. I'd like to be your friend. And like, we kind of did that to each other without like being weird. Like I was like, Hey, like if you'd like wanted to hang out again, like I would like be down with it.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Um, I met her and her, or I hung out with her and her sister and they're just like so cool and pretty. And like, I love being around hot, funny, talented women. Like it just makes me feel like I'm doing something right in my life where I'm like, yeah, You have a career, and I love it. You know, it's, like, so good.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I changed my fashion for them, you know? You Travis Kelsey'd.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
connect with her because i want her in my circle of influence i so believe that saying where it's like you are the sum of the five people that you surround yourself with and i and i only really believe it because if you do look back at your 20s and like your mood and what you were doing and look at like who you were hanging out with it's completely different like yeah
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Now in my 30s, like I love cutting a bitch out. Like I love like walking away and being like, you do not fulfill me. You're also not up to my standards. Like I just like, no, I don't want to be associated with you.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, why is this episode water-based?
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Here's the other thing I've realized is. I feel like women and people always talk about, oh, well, they have to be jealous of each other. There's so much jealousy between girls. I'm going to let everyone in on a secret, not when you're independently successful. When Kazzy asked me to moderate her panel, in what world would I be jealous that she put a movie out? I was like, oh. Oh my fucking God.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
How sick. I would love to be involved in your like prosperous career. Like I would love to support you. Also the movie that she put out is so, I think so important, especially when, because like we talked about being in like an abusive relationship and It's about an abusive relationship, but it's about a mentally and emotionally abusive relationship.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She's the one that, like, asks them what they're going to do and then they say they're going to Disney World. Maybe. I think she does that every year, yeah. Disney World with the marketing. Like, what a smart...
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
And I feel like there's so many movies out there where it's like, it's so extreme. And it's like, oh, you're only in an abusive relationship if it's physical, which is so not true.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
mentally it can be so draining like someone that's just like constantly you're not sure you're always like is it me am i the did i deserve that so it's not as like clear i just think it's such a good message for young girls and and like adult women too like when i say young girls i mean like early 20s dating but like in your 30s too like i watched it and i was like oh yeah that is fucked up when someone does that to you
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, I feel like I feel the same way. Like I truly don't regret like anything in my 20s or like anything because I'm like, wait, that changed me as a person that like helped me get to where I am right now. Like my perspective is different.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
How'd they get that?
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
because she was on she went on burner phone with me last week we did one on karma you guys should listen and she was like really good and i was like should you and kim start a giggly mom podcast wait it should be a podcast where they just recap what we talked about the previous week and say like their opinions on it no they do that anyway and then they just yeah they just do it in our in our freaking text messages um do you ever sometimes this is gonna sound like a little mushy
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
OK, I'm just going to put it out there. I do think for the Super Bowl specifically and also actually maybe even not just the Super Bowl, there needs to be some type of fashion correspondent for what the boys, what the men are boys. I was correct the first time with the boys are wearing because what's going on? No, wait, some of them, some of them, though. Ate it up.
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Do you ever like sometimes think about your life and like, like in a way where you're proud of yourself and then you get emotional because you're like, oh, my mom taught me to be like that. And it's like, I would have, I wouldn't be like this.
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Like my mom has called me so many times, like over this past, like couple months or like whatever, and just been like, I'm so fucking proud of you and like your demeanor and like how you, like what you say and how you stand up for yourself. And I will like get emotional because I'm just like, wait, but like you taught me how to be like that. And that's, So sweet. Like, I'm just obsessed with them.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
If someone's rude to my parents or like does something to them, I'm like, I literally always say she better hope she never fucking runs into me. Like there's no one I want to stick up for more than my mother and my father. Like I, I feel like they actively are like, don't let Paige find out about this. And don't. Don't let me know about it.
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It's just like so...
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
Come home when the streetlights come on.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, I very much grew up with a mom that was like, and suck it up. And a lot of the men out here did not. Like, there are so many times in my life I want to look at the men and be like...
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Ate it up with a spoon. I don't want to shock anyone, but DeAndre on the Chiefs walked in with a full mink coat in 80 degree weather. And I was like, four plus four, honey.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
they're on another level the japanese live in a 30 25. i mean i sometimes get on japanese tick tock the they have in their houses i'm like they're fixing problems i didn't even know we know we had wait that's a great way to put it i'm like wait that is a horrible task and you guys don't even think about it like how did you we didn't even know that needed to be fixed right
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, they're they're truly ahead of their time. It's crazy. Can we get it? Like, have you seen it? You've seen it on TikTok.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
So you know I'm going to say something I've never been a fan of the banana split. Mm hmm. Because I just think it's messy. Like I saw it as a child and like my clean girl aesthetic was like, you're doing a lot. Not on brand for you. No, not on brand.
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I'm like, you're mixing three colors. Get out of here. Like, no.
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Yeah. They come in with their bags. I'm like, what did you put in? Would you put in your merch? Because it's funny.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
banana brulee okay it's a thing oh okay i was wrong i think you have to put sugar on it or something no like i'm a people don't know that i'm a chef do you know that my mom actually has one of those little mini torches of course she does by her nightside bed stand in case anyone tries to fuck with her no um she hasn't bruleed in a while but she can she can brulee all around did she tell you i got her flowers
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
She did. That was so sweet of you.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I feel like it's a show that like it's meant for both of us. No, literally when you texted me, I was like, okay, yeah, I actually have nothing to watch right now.
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Where do we begin where do we begin okay it's on Netflix you guys have to watch it six six episodes it's about this Australian girl who basically like tried to single white female this influencer who is a like health influencer because she had cancer she was trying to like heal herself naturally.
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It just so proves how, like, on the internet, people will say anything for sympathy because it's just, like, comments, comments. Like, this girl literally lied and said she had brain cancer.
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because if there was hopefully we'd know what it was so the documentary is coming out oh fuck next week yeah on netflix too or somewhere on netflix on netflix so we are hooked in we and that's the girl that played anna delvey
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I think I knew that.
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I always thought that Isla Fisher and I thought Isla Fisher and Amy McAdams were the same person for a very long time.
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maybe that's why i thought she was american no isla fisher that's crazy like that's australian people do not get enough praise for their american accents no they don't they have i mean margot robbie is australian let's take a moment of silence for them the pod just becomes one long moment each week i think we do need to do a moment of silence for people because like We need it. They need it.
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you didn't go to college no i'm just kidding did you have a college edu address um yeah yes i had an email at the college i attended everyone's always trying to act like i didn't freaking go to college guys i went i had an email she went to jimmy fallon's college yeah shout out st rose that my cousin went to also it's true i was just fucking with you but what was your college email
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you don't no no i get that i think mine was just sorbo p some numbers at st rose.edu how many just sorbo p's were there at your school with 500 students You never know.
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Yes. You get individualized attention where they say, we don't think this is for you. How many classes did you skip? Never, never skipped class. I was not a class skipper.
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really well because i was like if i skip one i'm never coming back you literally i'll get a taste of that freedom and i'll never see my face again me with smoking cigarettes yeah that's me with cocaine yeah that's how i felt about school i'm like you guys you know me too well oh my god i slept through most classes which is our brand um but i was there
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
No, I even would do like early classes so that I was like done by like one o'clock. I was a different person. I don't know who that is.
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Giggling about movie premieres, jellyfish hair, and Japanese spoons
I mean, I feel like I was doing that years ago, too. I was ahead of my freaking time.
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I feel like Kevin Hart in The Rock. I feel like we just. Oh, my God.
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ariana grande no julie what's julie andrews no what's her name what is her freaking name you were just talking about her i'm trying to do a callback why do i keep i keep thinking of the most insane people i want to say cindy lauper no um what's on the tip of my tongue what is her name hannah judy garland
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No, I need to take a beta blocker.
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Well, that's what it is. It's zero accountability, and that's why they think they can get away with it. And then we have the trickle-down effect. So soon we're going to be seeing Chad in a full 70s outfit out in the bar, and we don't need it.
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There's nothing I love more than a short king being the villain.
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No, that's true. No, but he's adorable. He's adorable. We'll put him in our pocket. So well executed. I thought it was a great halftime show. SZA is just like angelic.
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I would say after Halloween specifically. Like, there's nothing worse than the walk of shame after Halloween because you're like, okay, well, I'm not a fucking nurse anymore. There's nowhere this outfit could fit. No. And his was like 70s disco. Also, I don't love a burnt orange. It was giving porn. I do have to say though. It was giving porn. People didn't want to say.
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They didn't want to say the P word. They didn't want to say it because it was a family show.
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I was like... I love all the TikToks of like all the boys like really watching the game. And it being like the Barbie song. Like... What was I made for? Because like this is this is their girlhood. You know, this is their day. And and I love to see it.
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yeah no it's there's something about the Super Bowl that like it's so cute I'm like you guys you worked so hard and like now is your moment I loved when the Eagles were winning so so badly that they put in their second string and it's like yes now they all got to play like you know I love that no I everyone's like dreams are coming true like it's very very cute
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She would be my first hire for sure. Okay, you're hired. Hired. Not interviewed.
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She's like, I literally would never work for you guys. That's an HR violation.
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No, we do. But she did a whole video where she was just like, there's something about... I love that the team that where the kicker was like, hey, your wife should be in the house like lost. And the quarterback for the Eagles has an all female like team, like his agent is like a 35 year old woman who just like fucking crushes. And yeah, There was something just about it that I just love it.
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And there was like an interview with Jalen and he said they were like, oh, you have like an all female team or something. And he he kind of was like confused by the question. He was like, well, I just like I looked for like who could get the job done. And then like it was them. And he was just like, yeah. And I was just like, oh, I love it.
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No, I actually did like his answer, but I had to test myself. You did the inner work and you thought, no, I will support a man in this situation.
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Wait, I want to begin at, I went to the Christian Siriano show. I sat next to Julianne Hough, which I just like, I never know what to say to like a really famous people. Because they're either really cool or they have no idea who you are. No, she was so cool. But I like, I was like, I'm not going to sit next to her and not say anything. I just like awkwardly touched her arm. Okay.
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Thank you so much for putting me on the ground in the field working.
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and she turned to me and i was like sorry um that might have been invasive i just wanted to say like i'm a huge fan and like whatever and she was like oh my god thank you so much and then like three seconds later she looked at me and she said your hair is perfect and i was just like thank you so much wait i love that interaction because you you can do that to someone like you can take your little dainty long thin finger i literally daintily put see if i touch someone they'd be like get your hoof off of me
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It was the lightest touch ever.
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First of all, I met him for the first time the day before the show because he said that he would dress me for the show. So I went to the showroom, picked something out. And here's the thing about me. If you're working with me or I am working with you for something, I'm decisive. You're not going to spend a lot of time with me. You have shit to do. I have shit to do. I walked into the showroom.
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You know what? It's so funny because the whole game, people were like so hyped about it and all this stuff. And like I couldn't really focus till after halftime because that's when I got my TikTok. You know, and I was like, and once I got my TikTok, I was like, OK, and what's going on again? What are we doing here? It was perfect.
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He showed me one dress. I said, I really don't even need to try it on. I know that's the dress. You have things to do. I'm going to get out of your hair. He was amazing. But I sat next on the other side of me was her name is Bronwyn from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, which I haven't watched this season. But I know that people keep tagging us in things together because we like she has a bob.
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And like if you have a bob, it's just like you're that girl. So whatever. So we like start chatting. And so we go and she's lovely. And we go backstage after the show and she's standing next to me. And I see this woman standing in front of us and I go, oh, my God, that's Natasha Benningfield. And like everything in my millennial body was just like, oh, my God, that's crazy. And Natasha like turns.
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And then, of course, I'm like, Natasha, I like you're the best. Please get away from me.
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and i'm like oh my god i'm such a fan she's like oh my god thank you and then all of a sudden bronwyn turns to her and goes hi i don't know if you remember me but you performed at my wedding and i was just like wait what the fuck like that's some rich people shit yeah that's some rich people shit i was like are you fucking kidding me right now
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I've never, I've never, I've never. Why are we European when it comes to anywhere other than the state of New York? Wait, I was with a bunch of New Yorkers in New Orleans and no one could say beignet. I was like, guys, we got to get it together. Okay. They already know we're tourists.
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But it was so fucking hot there.
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Why is the word dome sexual? Very sexual. Very sexual.
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I thought it was like equal parts funny, equal parts like she's here. Here we go.
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Yeah, no, I'd need it in an IV.
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I literally think they're taking it more than we know.
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That's our motto for the day. Ich denke, wow, ich brauchte das, weil das ist, was ich jetzt über irgendeinen blöden Kommentator denke. Und ich werde die Natur seinen Weg nehmen.
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Ja. It's really fucking important. No, I feel like it is too.
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Whenever I get questions about what my rings are or what my jewelry is in general, usually the answer is Mejori. And that's because Mejori makes fine jewelry for every day. And it's really the easiest jewelry to stack and like create the cutest looks. Stacking jewelry truly is like playing.
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You start with something that excites you and then you can mix it up, stack your favorites and you can also double what your favorites are. You really can't get it wrong. There's no like, Oh mein Gott, ich kann nicht glauben, dass sie das Ring mit dem Ring verwendet hat. Es ist wirklich nur Spaß.
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One thing that is my business, today is my child's birthday.
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You know what I think? I'm going to make her a tuna-flavored martini tonight. I saw girls on TikTok just shaking up like a tuna-flavored little drink. Can you please take a photo? In a martini glass and I think Daphne will.
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Yeah, like at the ice cream truck. Wait, you wanna know what? We didn't have Mr. Softy, but we had an ice cream truck. Did it make that song? Yeah. Okay. No, ours was It's a Small World. Not the same, but I guess similar genre. Our lady had long brown curly hair and I loved it. And I don't remember her name, but I always used to get two ice creams because my dad was obsessed with me.
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Mein Vater würde rauskommen und alle Kinder, alle Nachbarschaftskinder, Eiscreme aus dem Eiscreme-Truck kaufen. Also war er populär? Er war so populär. Und jetzt, dass ich daran denke, wie... Er würde einfach eine Wad von Geld aus seinem Hinterkopf nehmen. Kein Rubberband, kein Wallet.
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Stephanie literally said to the whole entire Bachelorette, she was like, and Paige's other best friend basically called me a Karen. Nein, ich habe den ländlichsten Montag. Du hast vier Tage gefeiert. Erstens bin ich rot wie ein Lobster. Es wird tanzen. Ich weiß nicht, wie ich das selbst gemacht habe.
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Let your kid cry? It was like when you started to hear that sound, it was like, what's the procedure? Like people just started, kids went frantic.
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And it's like, she can slow down. She sees you like getting crazy. Like obviously you're coming in the truck. She's going to wait for you. You know, like what the fuck else did she have to do?
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I would always get something with a gumball in it. Ew. I know. That's why I also then always got an ice cream sandwich, because I needed the chocolate to offset my gumball.
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Weißt du, was mich wirklich glücklich macht? Dass du in der Stadt gelebt hast und du den Eiscreme-Truck immer noch erlebt hast.
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Wir wussten die Person nicht. Differente Schiffe.
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You know what? Question about breastfeeding. Not that you're gonna know.
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Oh yeah. Okay, like say like I didn't, say we had a baby at the same time, okay, and I couldn't produce milk, but I wanted my child to be breastfed. Technically, you could breastfeed my child. Yes. Because you're producing milk.
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Und alle helfen würden. Und während der Corona-Pandemie konnten die Frauen Breastmilk nicht bekommen. Und ich erinnere mich daran, dass Menschen auf der Internetseite ihre Breastmilk verkaufen und es den Leuten geben, die keine Breastmilk hatten. Und ich denke, es gab eine Verschleißung der Formulierung. Und sie waren wirklich überrascht. Meine Frage ist... Oh, du hast darüber nachgedacht.
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Ja, ich habe darüber nachgedacht. Ich frage mich einfach, warum es nicht so ist. Es gibt Farmerstätten überall. Ich erwarte nicht, dass die großen Brotstätten das tun. Aber ich frage mich, warum man nicht einfach organisch kaufen kann. Natürlich ist es organisch, es kommt aus dem Körper. Aber warum kann man nicht einfach Breastmilch für das Baby kaufen?
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Warum ist die Option, dein eigenes Breastmilch oder Formel? Why isn't there an in-between for the moms who maybe want to breastfeed, but for whatever reason can't or don't want to?
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Ich bin normalerweise so gut mit meinem Sunscreen und reapplieren und ich war einfach ehrlich gesagt, ich habe zu viel gejappt, dass mir die Zeit weggegangen ist. Ich habe es vergessen.
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Nun, ich meine, natürlich habe ich nicht alle Details nachgedacht, aber es wäre ein Art Testzentrum. Du bringst dein Brustmilch rein, es wird getestet, es wird bezeichnet, okay, und dann geht es auf die Schale.
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unless you only make enough for your own baby but i don't know i think some people over i mean some people breast milk breastfeed it's kind of it's kind of crazy that that's the only reason we have boobs if you really think about it this was actually one of the topics on my bachelorette like are you gonna breastfeed yes no why why not that's intense yeah what kind Was für eine Mutter bist du?
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Sie fühlt sich so aus, als ob ihre Beine eine sehr große Teil ihrer sexuellen Beziehung mit ihrem Mann sind. Und sie war nervös darüber, ob sie sich davon entfernen würde. Nicht, dass sie sich wirklich darauf konzentrieren. Und ich war so, warte, ich habe total diesen Logik.
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I can't wait to get these puppies big and see what they look like in tops.
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Ja, ich kann mich nicht erwarten, zu sehen, wie sie aussehen. Ich auch. Ich weiß nicht, wie wir hierher gekommen sind. Wie haben wir hierher gekommen?
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Und dieser Schauspieler, der Kind, das war sein erster Schauspieler.
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Ich glaube, ich höre das immer mehr, wenn Leute über Shows reden. Und sie haben noch nie gespielt. Oh, Hacks! Sie hat noch nie gespielt und sie hat es auf einem Interview gesagt. Und dann habe ich noch ein anderes Ding gesehen, wie Cameron Diaz, ihr erstes riesiges Film, die erste Rolle, die sie jemals bekommen hat. Sie hat noch nie gespielt. Wow. Weißt du, das ist so verrückt.
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Nein, wirklich. Es ist eigentlich so schwer, eine Bridesmaid zu sein. Ich habe diese süßen kleinen Taschen für alle Mädchen, wie Stony-Klover-Taschen. Und ich habe sie ein paar von ihnen durch PR gelegt. Ich habe PR in allen von ihnen gelegt. Und dann haben wir Pajamas, die super süß waren. Nein, es sah so lustig aus. Es war so lustig. Es ist so lustig.
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Katy Perry will launch space with a historic all-female crew on Blue Origin Rocket.
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Gayle King. Gayle, we need you on this earth. We need you here. Here's the thing. I didn't know... Here's why I'm so confused. I thought that when we went to the moon, it was like... One, I would assume it cost so much money to go to the moon.
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Als wir in den Raum gingen, gingen sie in den Raum, weil sie etwas ausprobieren mussten, oder einen Test machen mussten, oder etwas machen mussten. Ich wusste nicht, dass sie einfach gehen und sagen würden,
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Als ich jünger war, war meine Mutter sehr strikt mit mir, also konnte ich nicht viele Dinge machen. Aber jetzt, wenn ich mich zurücksehe, konnte ich auch die richtigen Sachen machen. Und sie hat mich immer so verrückt, weil sie mir immer sagte, wenn du alles tust, zu bald. Du wirst nichts vorbeikommen, und du wirst müde werden, und du musst warten, um bestimmte Dinge zu machen. Oh, ich mag das.
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Es wäre sehr einfach, sie würde mich nicht schlafen lassen, wie die Nacht vor dem Promen. Du wirst so viele Male schlafen lassen, und, boah, war sie richtig. Ich habe es wirklich gemacht. Aber es war so. Und jetzt, als ich in meinen 30er-Jahren bin, mit Verheiratung und Kindern und all that stuff, Oh, ich habe es immer noch vor mir. Weißt du, was ich meine?
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Und ich bin so froh, dass ich nie etwas gemacht habe.
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Ja, es gibt so viele logistische Fragen.
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Ich habe es einfach nicht. Und ich hatte es nie, also kann ich nie auf irgendeinem Niveau vergleichen. Ich habe keine Adrenalinsuchende Persönlichkeit. Also, wenn es sogar eine 1% Chance gibt, dass ich sterbe, etwas zu tun habe, dann mache ich es nicht. And I mean like getting on a plane, getting in a car. I mean like outside of the normal realm of life.
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Eigentlich hat eine der Mädchen das auf der Bachelorette gesagt. Und ich bin wirklich nur auf zwei Bachelorette-Partys gewesen. Zwei sind genug für mich. Zwei sind genug. Ich bin fertig. Aber eine der Mädchen war so, als ob ich... Ich bin einfach so glücklich. Ich gehe auf viele Bachelor-Partys und viele von ihnen sind über den Mann. Du hältst ein Zeichen mit dem Manns Gesicht drauf.
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When I put my passcode into my phone, I feel a rush. I'm like, oh man, what are they saying today?
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Ich will Trader sein. Aber was haben wir gemacht? Wir brauchen jetzt nur mehr Content. Wir sind aus dem Content weg. Wir sind aus dem Content weg.
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Na ja, die Leute, die für drei fucking Monate in der Welt verletzt wurden.
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That was crazy. And like, I hate to say this, like I'm not even going to say this, but like, what if something happened? No, it's very scary. Like I, yeah, I just can't. Oh my God, something happened to me on The Bachelorette that I just remembered. That's so funny. I'm in the middle of telling a story. I don't know what the story was, but I'm like into it. My hands are moving.
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They're going like I'm making point A, point B, point B, A. Like I have things happening. One of the girls stops me and she goes, I'm sorry, I just need to stop you while you're telling this story. Your fingers are so long. Und Stefanie ist neben mir und sagt, oh ja, jeder sagt das immer. Stell dir vor, ich habe ihr bezahlt, um dir das zu sagen.
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Dann wusste ich nicht, ob ich meine Hände runterlegen sollte, während ich die Rest der Geschichte erzähle.
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Untertitelung. BR 2018 Untertitelung. BR 2018 Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
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Sie sprechen über den Mann, den du verheiratest. Und sie war so, und ich glaube wirklich nicht, dass wir Männer einmal dieses Wochenende diskutiert haben. Und ich war da sitzen und ich war so, warte, wir haben literal nicht darüber gesprochen. Wir haben über Männer gesprochen, aber nicht über ihre echten, signifikanten anderen.
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Wir haben wirklich nicht darüber gesprochen, dass Stephanie sein zukünftiger Mann so viel hat.
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Und es ist lustig zu sein, dass ich auch denke, Bachelor-Partys sind ein bisschen, auch wenn es um deinen Freund, der verheiratet ist, es ist ein bisschen ein Erinnerung, dass die Leute in...
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all different places in their lives like the girls that were married the girls that were engaged the girls that were single like and to be able to like be like oh i'm not falling behind i'm just like at a different spot i think it's like a good reminder everyone's a piece of popcorn and we all pop at different times so true that's what mel robbins says Ich meine, sie hat das nicht gesagt.
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Und auch die Leute, die in ihren 20er Jahren Kinder haben. Ich bin mir sicher, dass es so viel schwieriger wird.
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What did you think? I actually, the first season is probably like, no, people love the first season. Just my favorite season is the second season.
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Oh, well, then you can't go on TikTok.
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It's funny that because of TikTok, right when the show was over and I went on TikTok, it was already things about the last episode. There's no wait time at all.
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Er war auf Survivor und die Leute liebten ihn. Er war ein toller Cast. Ich erkenne seine Gesichter. Und dann hat er einfach diesen tollen Show geschrieben.
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Weißt du, worüber die Leute nicht sprechen? Das ist, wie der gesamte Cast war. Es war wirklich schwer, zurück in die normale Leben zu kommen, weil sie dort lebten, wie lange es dauerte, um zu filmen. und sie begannen fast ein bisschen verrückt zu werden. Sie konnten nicht differenzieren.
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Einer der Schauspieler sagte, wir würden zu Abend sitzen und ich würde sagen, warte, bin ich mir selbst oder meinem Charakter?
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Ja, und sie sagten, du wirst so dehydriert da, dass du einen Trinkt und du bist trank. Du musst so viel Wasser da trinken.
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sounds like the moon i wonder what it's like on the moon what's the white hydration i said ludus what's the white lotus on the moon episode gonna i'm in my white luteus phase i also watched the last show girl you did with pamela anderson it's always coming up on my prime and i never click it was it good aesthetically it was beautiful she was amazing
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Danke für das, Hannah. Wirklich bemerkenswert.
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There has to be someone to wrap it up. What are you watching? I'm watching, I just watched, yeah, I watched the season finale of 1923 with my fake boyfriend. I'm like obsessed with him. That's Brandon Skalners in that. And then I'm watching Righteous Gemstones. And then I'm watching The Pit. And now White Lotus is over. So like I'm down a show. Yeah, you're down. Yeah, I'm down.
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Yeah, I'm like over it now. Compared to Grey's Anatomy, what do you like better? You can't hold a candle to Grey's Anatomy.
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Yeah, but it's one of those shows about that. Support women in the arts right now. No, I'm supporting. I'm supporting. I support her. I think she's great. She speaks a lot of truths for women. But the show is about that Natalia Grace. And that freaks me out. That whole story. I can't really watch another show about it.
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It's a scripted drama. Yeah, about them adopting a girl and figuring out that she's lying and she tries to kill them. It's just, I can't do it. I'm not in the right mindset.
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It's just one of those cases where it's like, it's not my problem and I really can't die. It's too eerie for me. I need to stay away from that energy. It's above your pay grade. It truly is. I really wish it would stop coming across my desk. Warte, hast du deine Pimple injiziert?
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Okay, weißt du, als ich wirklich über meine Haut schwebte und ich einfach meine Hormone waren offensichtlich überall, weil ich meinen Zeitraum nicht bekommen hatte, den ich noch nicht hatte, aber egal. Ich versuchte, meine cystischen Pimplen rauszuholen und ich vergesse immer, wenn ich eine cystische Pimpe bekomme, dass du sie einfach nur zum Dermatologen gehen kannst und sie injizieren kannst.
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Warte, du hast die Natur auf den Weg genommen. I was trying to let nature take its course and also I was like, I can cure this, I'll be fine. And right when I called the dermatologist, she was like, why didn't you call me like the day you felt it coming on, like just come in and get it injected.
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Do you want to know what we did actually? A majority of the girls were married or about to get married. And we weren't even talking about their significant others. We were talking about their ex-ex. Drama from three ex-boyfriends ago.
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And I feel like I need to remind the girls also, you can go into your dermatologist and the nurse will just inject your cystic pimples with like a saline solution and it's literally gone in 24 hours.
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Es ist so... Es ist so eine erfreuliche Sache zu sagen. Weil es so viele Tage gab, wo ich... Weil du dich nicht zu diesem Thema verabschieden kannst, weil du nie ausbrechen kannst und du immer gute Haut hast.
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Nein, ich habe literally in den fast zehn Jahren, dass wir Freunde waren, ich denke, ich habe dich mit einem Pimple gesehen. Ich bin nicht verrückt, zweimal.
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No, sometimes I'll post, I'll have so many posts of like retouched professional photos. Yeah. And I always think like, oh, there's a bunch of like 17-year-old girls that follow me and I like want them to see my skin.
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Oh, yeah, them too. But also, but like they already know. The millennials have enough issues. Oh, yeah.
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I think it's M-S because you kept your last name. I think M-S can be either or. So when you don't know, you just put Miss Berner.
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No, I need eight hours of shit just not attacking me.
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No, it was after that shoot that I bought my hip flex, hip stretcher.
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I have two unpopular opinions that I said out loud at the bachelorette party and no one really agreed. Oh, so you thought it was popular and then it wasn't. I love those. No, I knew it was going to be unpopular, but I just wanted to take the temperature of the crowd.
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And it's kind of crazy that we've never once thought to look up just a bunch of G-Words and have them on standby, because that preparation would be... Too much. Too much for us.
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You had to butter them up. One of them is, sometimes I think sleeping in my makeup makes my skin better.
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Es gibt genug Fake News. Ich denke, wenn du es zweimal im Quartier machst, wird es dich nicht töten. Oh, offensichtlich. Und meine zweite unpopuläre Meinung. Habte ich gemeint, dass ich meine Körper im Ofen in Miami dieses Wochenende roaste? Ich habe es nicht gemacht. Ich wollte SPF-Queen sein. Aber du gehst los, du trinkst, du sprichst, du vergisst es wirklich.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Ich denke tatsächlich, dass der Sonnenschein, ich habe den Sonnenschein in so vielen Monaten nicht gesehen. Ich brauchte das ganze Wochenende von Vitamin D, der mich einfach schlägt.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
I've been saying it a lot lately. Because you want to know what? People say it to me a lot. And I just recently buckled down and figured out what they were talking about.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
I just feel like we're so colonial right now. It's so, again, vintage. I mean, if there's a measles outbreak, what are we to do?
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Es gibt zu viele. Es gibt zu viele. Ich habe ein paar Doodles, die ich verpissle.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
I have seen a couple on TikTok where I'm like, that's a human. A human in a dog suit. Yeah, and that's scary. Okay. Okay, next. Chamoy Pickles. I feel like they're out anyway.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Yeah, tariff them. Are they out? Shoot, I forgot this isn't your ins and outs list.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Nein, und ich bin überrascht, dass ich weiß, was es ist. Warte, du magst nicht saueres Kaffee. Ich mag es, aber ich mag es nicht sauer. Ich hatte vorher einen Airhead. Oh mein Gott. Ich versuche zu denken, wir haben nie Kaffee zusammen gegessen.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Ja, du magst nie Dessert mit mir.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Ja, du wirst manchmal Eis-Creme haben, aber dann bekommst du ein Tummy-Ink.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Du bist so gegen Pickleball. Glaubst du, dass jemand dir einen Pickleball spielen kann?
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Ich lebe das Leben bei der Sehnsucht in meinen Panten. Eines meiner Lieblingsmöglichkeiten im Uber auf dem Weg zum Restaurant ist, das Menü zu schauen. Das ist sehr trendig.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Was, wenn du sagst, Paige, ich kann nicht mehr auf die Giggly Squad Tour gehen, weil ich in die Olympische Pickleball-Team muss.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
You know what's interesting? I feel like as women, we have so many... Wir sind nuanced, wir sind multifacettiert, wir haben Läufe, wir haben so viele innere Dinge mit anderen Frauen, die nur Frauen wirklich kennen. Wie unser einziges männliches Verhalten, das wir die Männer nicht wissen wollen. Ich fühle mich, dass die Männer eine bestimmte Anzahl dieser Dinge haben, nicht sogar nahe zu uns.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Aber eines dieser Dinge, denke ich, dass die Männer nur wissen, ist Viagra. Wisst ihr, dass man eine Viagra-Version von Gas-Stationen bei Gas-Stationen bekommt?
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Das ist eine echte Sache. Und ich denke, dass mehr Männer Viagra nehmen, als sie erzählen. Ich fühle mich definitiv mit einem Mann, der auf Viagra war, und ich wusste es nicht. Oh! Ich denke, das ist eines der Dinge, die sie immer hübsch hübsch halten. Aber ich denke, warum? Erzähl es uns.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Ich frage mich, sind sie überrascht? Und es ist auch so, warum brauchen sie es an einem bestimmten Alter? Und wie alt haben sie angefangen? Ich denke, sie haben es mehr in ihren 20ern genommen, als wir denken.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Ja, sie medizinieren sich selbst, weil sie trinken.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Was? Nein, nein, nein, nein. Eines, du hast mich verurteilt. Du warst so, ja, es ist ein Fad. Geh über es. Du hast es nicht gedacht. Und zweitens, du hattest meinen Alter dazu zu bringen. Ich weiß nicht, ob du überrascht bist, weil ich dieses Wochenende mit meinen anderen Freunden war. Aber das passive-aggressive ist nicht das, was ich am Montagmorgen brauche.
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Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama
Ich bin so, wie sie Gambling lieben und kleine blaue Pillen.
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Ich liebe einen Mann, der selbstbewusst genug ist, zu sagen, mein Job ist es, ihr Leben einfacher zu machen. Ja. Oh, der Tag, an dem ich jemanden treffe, der sagt, ich will dir dein Leben einfacher machen.
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Ich konnte das nicht vorstellen. Ich meine, sie haben damit geredet. Ich habe seit drei Monaten mit einem Break-up geredet. in die Augen schießen. Nein, ich weiß. Sie haben das schon seit fast zehn Jahren. Ihr ganzes Leben. Das würde ich... Ich hätte es nie machen können.
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Wenn ich all meine Freundinnen in meinem Kopf ranken würde, würden meine zwei Schlechtesten mein Leben zerstören.
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Die gutaussehenden Leute sind auch... Verdammt. Wahrscheinlich.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
I love it. It's like, I think it's... It's something with your hair color and the blue and your eye color. Because your hair color is honestly your eye color. And so it's so cohesive. Wait, I'm obsessed. And you do your lips like the same color as your cheeks.
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Nope, no key. I truly think it is. He has to be a little bit more obsessed with you than you are with him.
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Yeah, then it gets ick. But he has to think about you more than you think about him.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Wolltest du was wissen? Mein Großvater... Rest in Peace. Oh mein Gott, Rest in Peace. Mein Großvater gab mir zwei Tipps und ich erinnere mich an sie bis heute. Der erste, sie sagte, wenn du jemanden mit einer neuen Webseite verabschiedest, musst du alle vier Saisonen mit ihnen erleben. Because people are different at different times of the year. And two, people don't change.
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And I feel like I get pushback on that statement so much, where it's like, I feel like bridesmaids, where it's like, well, Okay, girl. They don't. People don't change. They can give you like a representative for a certain amount of time. And I've met some amazing representatives.
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I feel like we dated very differently, but had the same problems. You even saying you saw a guy you wanted and you would go after them. I had a therapist tell me one time, of all the dating stories you tell me, never once have you picked the guy. You keep letting them pick you and you don't like them. Why do you let them pick you?
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Du liebst es, einen gutaussehenden Mann zu haben, den die Leute cool dachten. Ich liebte es. Wie, oh, das ist Hannahs Freund.
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Ich mag es, wenn sie wirklich traumatisiert sind und sagen, lass mich dir helfen. Und dann würde ich sagen, und das ist, warum deine Mutter dich nicht liebt.
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Ich erinnere mich, als du Coco Goff bei Vanity Fair sahst und du literally... Ich war so, hi Coco! Und sie war so nett.
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Das ist wie Victoria Beckham, die gesagt hat, hey, willst du essen?
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Oh mein Gott, nein, ich würde weinen. Ich dachte, sie war nett.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Und ich war so... Und sie war mit den Plänen zu folgen.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
I told everyone about my walking pad.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
I'm obsessed with my walking pad. And if you think, have you been getting the TikToks of the girls with the splits machines? Splits machines? Like you do a split? Yeah, it's like you put your legs, it looks like stirrups. It looks like the things when you go to the gynecologist. You put your legs in them and then you crank this thing.
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No, you crank this thing and it stretches your legs and you just sit like that.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Wait, I'm getting the ones where your body just shakes. Oh, you are. So you have an exorcism. My goal is, I want to be able to do a split by July. Wait.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Hast du jemals versucht, dein Bein hinter deinem Kopf zu legen und es beginnt zu schälen?
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Hast du jemals gesehen, dass sie ihren Fuß in den Mund nehmen? Wie alt bist du, wenn du deine Flexibilität verlierst und du es nicht mehr weißt?
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Das ist ihre... Das ist die Geschichte von Es war gut für mich, dein Hero. Ja. Aber du denkst dir, was ist der Grund für diese Geschichte?
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Warte. Das war der Punkt in der Geschichte. Du hast einen neuen Freund und du wolltest ihn bei mir anrufen und sehen, wie ich es gefühlt habe. Und du hast versucht, mich zu enttäuschen, dass du Tennis liebst, sie Tennis liebt. Ich habe wirklich nichts mit Tennis zu tun.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Du bist immer in diesem Verständnis.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
The greatest. You gotta carve out at least 45 minutes if you're gonna throw her a text.
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Okay. It literally keeps getting advertised to me on my Amazon Prime. It's like, shows you would like, shows you would like, shows you would like. I'm like, I can't. How is it?
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Okay, with the whole Spanish accent thing?
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Jetzt klinge ich so insensibel. Ich denke, sie haben ein Dokumentar über ihren falschen Ausdruck gemacht.
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Where it was like, it was like British, where it was like, Paris Hilton has 7,000 water bottles. Something. And you're just like, Oh mein Gott. Sie hatte 40 Billionen Kristalle auf ihrem Toiletten. Und wenn du denkst, dass das verrückt war, warte bis ihr 21. Geburtstag. Das war seine Stimme und ich liebe diesen Kerl. Bring den Show zurück. Bring den Show zurück.
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Es ist so lustig, dass du das sagst. Offensichtlich ist das Internet und Influencer auf Relativität gebaut. Ich liebe es, wenn ich jemanden sehe, mit dem ich mich verliebe. Aber die zweite beste Sache ist jemand, mit dem ich mich überhaupt nicht verliebe. Das ist... Eine Frau mit sieben Kindern, mit der ich mich nicht verliebe.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Ich kann nicht warten, meinen ersten Chartsystem zu machen.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Ja, wie die verrücktste Sache, die mir jemals passiert ist.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Ich auch nicht. Es gibt zu viel Stimulation. Weißt du, wenn die Männer über World War II denken oder darüber sprechen, ich war mit einem Mann vorhin und ich weiß nicht, wie es in der Konversation kam, es war wie etwas auf TV und ich dachte, ist das wahr? Verstehen die Leute wirklich immer über World War II sprechen? Und er sagte, nein, wir sprechen über Gladiator.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
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Yeah, they love it. They talk about how football players are the modern day gladiators. That's what I was told. And I was like, I see how you got there.
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Vielen Dank. Untertitelung. BR 2018 Untertitelung.
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When you're talking about war, I'd like to be like, and why do you think that happened? They didn't have a good relationship with their mothers, is why. I have the most page-coded weekend I think I've ever... If I look back on my Friday and Saturday, I'm like, this is who I am.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Friday I had to go to Albany because we have this, it's called Ford Orange Club and it's like a social club. It's not like a country club, it's like a social club. Whatever that means. Sounds important. It sounds important. Every month they have a guest speaker or whatever.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
I smoked it. Oh, God. I need a YouTube series where you just get high. Like, and we count the minutes. It would literally be just me staring at my fingernails for two hours. Yeah, but it would be funny.
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So I go to Fort Orange, and I have to give, like, I have to be, like, the guest speaker, whatever. And we're driving there. My parents are coming with me. Because it's, like, a local whatever. I have no idea what to expect. I asked zero questions. I love that. So page-coded. I was just like, yep, I'll be there, and I know what I'm wearing, so, like, I don't need to know anything else.
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So I get there and my mom's like, what are you going to say? And I'm like, Kim. Kim, that's not my business. And it's none of my business what I say. So I get up there like on the stage and I'm just like looking around the room and it's just like seven rows of like white men's pictures and like black and white photos, like frames. And I was just like. They would hate this right now.
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They're rolling in their graves with their dad-bots. I'm literally up there being like, fuck the patriarchy, do whatever you want.
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But it's all gigglers in the crowd, so everyone's hyping each other up. Okay, okay. Das ist am Freitag. Das gleiche Tag, weißt du nicht, die FDA eröffnet einen neuen UTI-Druck. Ich bekomme ihn von mir in meinen DMs. Alle sind so, oh mein Gott, Paige, du wirst das nicht sehen.
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Es war der erste Druck, den sie in 30 Jahren eröffnet haben. Okay? Mhm. Nachher am Abend bekomme ich den schlechtesten UTI, den ich je in meinem ganzen Leben bekommen habe.
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Nein, ich habe wirklich keinen bekommen. Okay, ich habe manchmal verletzt. Sorry, UTI. Sorry. I get the craziest raging UTI. Ich habe extra Pillen, was auch immer. Ich wache am Sonntagmorgen auf. Ich telehealth es auf. Ich bin so, hey, ich bekomme eine neue Verschiebung. Am Sonntagabend gehe ich mit meinem Bruder und seiner Freundin zum Tom Segura Stand-Up-Show. Chris DiStefano wurde getötet.
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Shoutout Chrissy D. Es war so viel. Ich liebe es. Es war am MSG. Es war einfach so lustig. Ich war zuhause. Ich war um 10 Uhr im Bett. Ich war um 11 Uhr im Schlaf. Oh.
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Weil ich am Freitagabend bin. Offensichtlich bin ich noch... Ich bin 32 Jahre alt, aber ich war zu Hause. Also wenn ich in Albany stehe und auf meine Elternstraße stehe, bin ich 16. 100%. I'm 16. I have to ask to leave the house. I could never just leave my house. That would be insane. Get permission.
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Sorry, no hate to the theater kids. No hate to the theater kids, we support. I'm always ragging on them.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
10 o'clock and I'm like... Es brennt ein bisschen und meine Mutter hört mich. Und hier ist das andere Ding. Ich bin in der Toilette in meinem Raum für eine Weile, aber meine Toilette ist über ihrem Bett. Also weiß sie, wenn ich im Toilettestand bin. Sie weiß, wenn du einen Mundschmerz hast. Also wenn ich zu lange da bin, ist sie so, was macht sie da?
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Ich habe nur Analog gemacht. Ich habe mein Gehirn geräumt, weil ich dachte, wie habe ich einen bekommen, ohne Sex zu haben?
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Und dann habe ich mich gefragt, ob ich einen neuen Soap benutzt habe. Und ich habe gesagt, weißt du was, ich denke, mein Immunsystem ist gerade runter. Ich komme mit all diesen Dingen. Aber anyway.
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Ja, das ist großartig. Ich war so, ja, entpuff mich.
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Okay, ich bin eigentlich so froh, dass du das mitgebracht hast, weil ich natürlich die Gigglers auf meinen Eier-Frohlauf-Prozess update. Ja. Did I tell them how they want me to go on birth control? Yeah. Oh, I did? I think so. Okay, they want me to go on birth control for like a week. And I was just like, I don't want to. So I have to wait till May to see if I get my period naturally.
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And if I don't get it naturally, then I'm gonna just do it for the week.
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Well, I actually think I am supposed to have my period right now because my boobs are a little bit big. Wait, also, Chris, look away. I'm wearing the Skims Nipple Bra, because I just wanted to see what it looked like.
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Sie hat mich fast in die Augen gepokt.
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Ich bin ein bisschen besessen. Ich brauche es im Nude zu bekommen.
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Nein, ehrlich gesagt, für die letzten drei Monate habe ich die Begründung benutzt, kann ich nur einen Tag haben? Ich habe so viele von meinen Freundinnen getextet. Sie senden mir so etwas wie, hast du das gesehen? Hattest du das gesehen? Ich bin so, kann ich einfach einen Tag haben, an dem jemand mich nicht abholt?
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Ich bin so ein Bulli. Ich bin so ein Highschool-Bulli auf diesem Podium. Ich bin wie, geh in den Locker, du Theater-Nerd.
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I do have one thing to bring to the forefront that I've been seeing on my TikTok. Please. I keep getting all these TikToks of Selena and Benny and they've been doing press and whatever.
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Yeah, and I like them. Have you seen his toenails?
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Giggling about con mums, toe nails, and new friends
Chris, do us a favor, type in Benny Blanco's toenails. Poor Chris. He's like, can I have a day? No, literally. He's like, give me a day. They are amazing. The art? Are we talking about the art? Yes. This man, and I can't believe I'm even saying this, because if someone said like, oh, he paints his toenails, I'd be like, ick. No, they're literally works of art. Please Google the sushi one.
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Yeah, but like what a quirky, fun, creative thing. He's very quirky. Like I like it for him, not my man.
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Was für eine tolle, tiefe Frage, Hannah. Ich werde dir erzählen, was ich wirklich von der Spitze meines Sohnes fühle. I think she feels so protected by him. She wants to show it off. There's nothing that could anyone on the outside world could say or do about their relationship that would throw them off. This is a perfect example. And people will always say like, Paige, you shouldn't say that.
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He should. I didn't say it yet. I didn't say it yet. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja.
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Ist das nicht das verrückteste, was du je gesehen hast? Ja, er ist ein Kreativ. Er hat auch seine Knochen für das Video gebraucht.
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No, just use a curling iron. I've never been able to master that. I mean, it's because it's not a competition.
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But I'm never regular. Yeah, see, I'm like every Tuesday. I know for a hundred percent fact, I'm not pregnant, but I'm just waiting. If you guys haven't heard of Mejori, then you're living under a rock. It's literally the best jewelry brand for the girls that love to stack. I personally am a stacking kind of girl. I like stacking my bracelets. I like stacking my rings.
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And I feel like it just adds a little something extra to your outfit. And you can really personalize your style when it comes to your jewelry. Mejoria is in a category all of their own. They basically have fine jewelry, but for every day.
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All of their pieces are designed in-house and handcrafted by world-renowned jewelers committed to quality craftsmanship, as well as ethical and sustainable jewelry production. I like to start with like my staple. I have so many gold like diamond rings from a jewelry and then I like to really mix it up and do like different metals or things that are not as flashy.
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Like I like to have my diamond rings with just like a regular gold band or silver band and then I like to stack. I like to try different combinations. I like to add more, take some away and And then I like to repeat. When you stack, when your stack is ready, when your stack is ready, it's just so fun to show it off to all of your friends.
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I feel like when I have a good stack on my fingers, like my outfit just gets better. So check out all of their rings, all of their bracelets. Play, mix, and stack in store or on the app or at Majoree.com.
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I also, one of my best dress for the Vanity Fair party. I loved her dress.
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She exudes elegance. She exudes wealth. Yeah, like she always looks very regal and elegant. She also looks stunning. Yeah, I appreciate it about her too. Like she's best friends with Kim Kardashian, but it was just like two girls. And on the carpet, she was like, now I got to go take my pics after Kim. Like it was just like girls being girls, you know?
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You want to know what? It actually, like, made the rest of the stream so much easier because I was like, wait, yeah, everyone's nervous. Everyone's, like, clocking their own outfits and bodies and, like, making sure their lipstick looks good, like, to take these pictures. Like, everyone is just a human. Let's get to... Okay, I hate to praise a man. You know, I hate it.
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But I think my favorite interview of the entire night was Jesse Eisenberg. I love that man.
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No, I've tried the heatless curls countless times. I don't know if I'm wrapping it wrong, but my ends always come out crinkly. Over this last week, I was offered MDMA. I just have to preface this story with Hannah calls me after she goes to this party and she would not stop saying MDMA. And after the fifth time, I was like, it's Molly. Stop saying MDMA, I'm gonna have a freak out.
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No, we had such good chemistry.
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The man's a comedian. He's so funny, and he just, like...
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i don't know i just like appreciated him and then after he was like he was like wait you guys are like really good at this and like i really enjoyed myself what do you do and hannah was like oh we have a podcast and he was like what's it called like i'm gonna listen i was like no i'm obsessed with you i want to have mutual friends with him because i want to go to dinner and talk about people with him
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I feel like he'd actually be so good.
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Couldn't, that was the comedy God saying, you're gonna be okay. No, that was.
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Her meme with the sunglasses on and the hoodie, everyone uses that every single year. Insane. The amount of times I quote her in my own home and I don't even remember that it's her.
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You're like, that's exactly what I wanted you to be. Yes. That's how I thought you were going to be in my head.
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Let's talk about the beef we had before we went live. That's a cat. Okay.
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Hannah and I almost... We almost fought before we went live.
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Because Hannah wouldn't let me stand on the last side for my dress because it's her bad side. And I took one for the team, and I said, you know what? I don't want her to feel uncomfortable because I'm someone, if I hate my outfit, I have to leave. Yeah. And so if you hate that side of your face, I didn't want you to have to.
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Where we looked at each other.
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But Paige wore a dress that was not conducive to the right side. It was not. My slit was on the left side. So I, every time I'd ask a question, I'd then whip to the... To the left side, to the camera.
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I actually felt it. You were like, no, I'll die if I'm on this side. I was like, okay. I was like, we don't need any more beta blockers. We'll literally be passed out.
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Because it's a give and take. I know what you need and you know what I need.
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Okay. So that was one drama thing that happened before we started live. Then we're literally standing there. They're like, okay, we have, it's like six minutes till we're going live. Someone comes over to Hannah and is like, oh my God, I love your necklace. Like, is that yours? Or did you borrow it from like a brand?
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And like in my head, I was like, and I looked down at my hands because I had borrowed three rings from David Yerman.
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specifically wanted this like pinky ring it was a little too big but i was like it's fine like i'm like i'll be fine it looks good i look down gone i i start cold sweating because i'm like i'm gonna have to give david yearman my first child my unborn child in my stomach right now like i'm gonna have to give him this child like i am freaking out
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A woman like who, I don't know if she worked for Vanity Fair or, I mean, she must have. She was standing right there and she heard me say, oh my God, I lost my diamond ring. And she goes, I think someone at security found it. I heard someone saying like, we found a diamond ring, whatever, let me go check. She goes and checks.
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She comes back and she's like, okay, I think security has your ring, but small problem. There's another woman here who is claiming that it's her ring. And I'm like, okay. I go, so what do I have to do? And she was like, describe to me what it looks like. And I'm like, it's a pinky ring. It's diamond. It's David Yerman. It has like their signature band. It's like flat top.
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And she's like, okay, let me go back to security. You're selling it. You're like obsessed with it. Gorgeous. Swipe up. It's like a billion dollars.
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you gotta get it security guard comes over and he's like i don't know if you heard but someone else is claiming that they lost a diamond ring and that this is their ring can you please describe it to me and i'm like okay so i describe it again and he looks at me and he's like yeah this is your ring not this other woman's takes it out of his pocket and hands it to me
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And so this all happened literally. And then they're like, in five, four. And I'm like, oh my God.
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Press down on these two things specifically.
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If there was ever a time it was in that moment.
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No, it's like all the cameras just went turned. And I look to the left and I'm like, someone really famous must have come in.
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And after us on the carpet.
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No, if someone was going to take our thunder, I'm glad it was a canine. Let's start with Hailey Bieber. Oh, God. That was crazy.
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I think she is. Her and I meeting each other was exactly how it felt when your friend brings home someone and is like, this is my other friend. And you're like, where are you from? What do you do? Where do you live?
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I actually feel like you
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Thanks for being nice to her. Well, I complimented her skin. And I know that if you want to get on my good side, you say, wow, your skin looks really good today.
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Yeah, I'm like, oh, my God.
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Truly, I'm not even just saying this because she legit has a skincare and, like, makeup line.
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she radiates yeah person that's what i wanted to say about kim kardashian like oh yeah i didn't see her walk in but i felt the energy in the room shift like you could she floated you could legitimately feel it and i was like i feel like someone really famous just walked in because everything feels different and i turned around and she literally glided yeah like across she glowed
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Her face is just so stunning in person. I was, like, very starstruck.
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No, everyone's just...
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Yeah, it was like it wasn't as stuffy and pretentious and like and like weird as I thought it was going to be. The energy was actually like super chill, super fun. Like everyone was like, yeah, like Sophia Richie. Amazing. I loved her dress.
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No, she's your child.
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When I first met Lois, I could tell she wanted to touch my legs. I could tell she didn't know what tights were, you know? And I could see her looking, and I was like, you can touch it. And she touched it, and she looked up at me like, oh my god, that's so fancy. And I was like, ah!
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Why was he so fun? I was obsessed with him. Because he's the kind of guy that like- When you were like, did you guys almost make out? Yeah. That was so funny.
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Yeah, I was like, we knew we'd find you on the dance floor. And he was like, you better get on it. And I was like, I literally would die. Also, Jay Ellis, the guy that I said was best dressed- when you were like, are you married? And he was like, yeah, are you? And you were like, yeah. And he was like, why are we having this conversation basically? Here's the thing.
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I love when a man is in a good outfit. There's not so much variation that the men can do. They're all in tuxes. They're all in suits. And so I appreciated his jacket and I liked that he did the sunglasses with it. So I was like, I never do this, but I think you have a really nice outfit on.
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With Matt Rogers, who I've... I need to go on Last Call Teresa's yesterday. Like, I need a proper 60-minute sit-down with those two men. Because the yapping, the... We immediately were like... who are each other in the duo. I am Matt and you are Bowen. It was so clear.
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With Bowen? No, with Matt.
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What a New York City, like, thing.
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Actually, I want to say, I want to bring something up about that. So supportive of us. Kelty from E! News. Shout out, Kelty. So supportive. Like, it's very rare that you meet women in your industry, no matter what your industry is, that are, like, actively supportive. Like, Kelty DM'd me, like, before and was like, good luck today. Oh. And I was like, good luck to you today.
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Like, never forget that when, like, women do that.
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You know what? There's actually, like a couple years ago, there was a magic show in New York City that everyone was like, did you go to the magic show? Wait, I did it once.
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It was hard. Yeah. Everyone was like going there on dates.
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And people would always be like, did you like, have you gone and seen it? And I was like, no, because I was fucking cool in high school. Like, what are you talking about? No, I didn't go to a magic show.
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No. Look at us trying to... Daphne had labor laws the other day. She should. She didn't do a goddamn thing. They were like, actually, we don't need her in the shot. And I was like, okay, I don't care. She doesn't care either.
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Yeah, I mean, we didn't become friends with any of them, so it's not like, trust us, we're not different. We're not different. They still don't know who the fuck we are.
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No one was like, you guys are really cool, let's hang out.
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okay let's talk about la and how you let's start with pilates we started at pilates first of all we were pilates i was a pilates girl i'm so la yes i got there on tuesday and by wednesday i was like i could live in a mansion in beverly hills if one was provided for me i felt like myself getting my smooth
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Yeah, well, that's our girl.
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Wait, Rachel Zegler. Actually said to me, Paige, Hannah and I are friends and I know she embarrassed you and she yelled my name, but I actually like, I do like her. And I was like, okay, I'm just looking out for you. So we did it for two hours.
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No, I couldn't stand.
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gushing blood and i'm like okay we're at like the coolest party of the century like we should stay and then i was like oh but everyone's human and my feet hurt so i have to go home i do have to say i've never respected you more we're at this party by the way we're dead sober but like i'm just in my people watching era like it was crazy yeah um yeah i got to see coco golf which was like big for me no yeah you yelled at her in the line i did
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My crush of the whole party. Didn't get to meet him. Literally just stared at him. Oh, you're putting it out there. You're manifesting. I'm putting it in the universe. Brandon Skelner. I don't know if that's how you say his last name. He's in a, then I was like, wait, I know him from something else. He's in this, this is, no, it ends with us. He plays Atlas.
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But I was like, no, I know him from another show. He's from the show I watched 1923, which is like the prequel to Yellowstone.
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a hundred percent but i like never knew his name and then i saw him and it ends with us and i was like oh yeah he's so hot in person this man is tall i was not expecting it i literally my whole body like shut down when i saw him i was like that's the hottest guy i've ever seen so this is what's interesting coming from you because he's
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Whatever. I think he's so good looking. I think he's a great actor. So did you try to find him at all? I didn't. I feel like you didn't put any effort into it. No, I put zero effort into it. He also was like waiting for something. He was like waiting to take his pictures, but I didn't like him.
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at one point you you it was like after the rehearsal you left and i was just standing there and i was like sorry she left and then he was asking about you no no you know i just got really upset no i will say i did go home and like try and look him up on instagram i don't think he has an instagram that's like that's hot i was like wait that's so fucking hot anyway so that was your crush in the night so that was my crush of the night who was your best dressed
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Okay, my best dress of the Oscars was Felicity Jones. She was wearing this like silver, it almost looked like a wet dress that had like a bow. I loved that. And then my best dressed at Vanity Fair. Controversial, a lot of people didn't like it. I loved Zoe Kravitz. I loved it. I thought it was so cool. You would look so good in that dress. Like with the little peekaboo like butt.
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And the polka dots. Like I just felt like fun. Yes. Um... Another one, people weren't loving Kim Kardashian's. I liked it. Oh, yeah. I thought she looked great. Who else did I like? Who was the girl? Zoe Deutsch. When she came in, she was like one of the first people we saw. Yeah. She just like radiated. I thought her dress was cool.
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we were on rodeo drive and page you could just see she was who she was meant to be it i truly was like where is my white range rover with my 2.5 children like i was like i could live this life okay so we go to pilates the one day i like force hannah to come with me and we walk in and it's just kitty kirk
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He did giggle. I told him his outfit was giving Dune, and Chrissy was like, ugh, I know.
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Yeah, you can tell they like each other.
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Like, I love that. They're, like, friends, basically. Yes.
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They've been through so much. I like them together a lot.
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It was God being like, we don't care about your best dresses.
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shut up stop um i'm obsessed with scaparelli i ariana grande's dress i couldn't get my eye off of it no way you didn't like it no i actually i did like it and i thought it was like that was perfect for the movie she's promoting yeah okay look i know i talk a lot of shit about musicals because like they're not for me specifically i feel oh cynthia rivo's vanity fair dress i loved i thought it was so cool she was there we missed her yeah um
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I feel really bad for the Wicked Girls.
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I mean, so happy for Mikey Madison, but that is what the substance is about.
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That I just feel like is kind of so insane. It's like... Okay, so Demi Moore literally lost to like a younger version of herself.
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Wait, in an interview at some point? Oh, and also, yes, of course I did Hannah's spray tan for Vanity Fair, but let me tell you what this woman did to me. She came, you, you're the one.
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Hannah came to me the night before, okay? And I said, I can touch up your spray tan. All I need you to do is exfoliate. I have exfoliator. If you need to come to my room and get it, You may. I don't believe in exfoliation. But shower prior to coming to me. It's like Bluetooth. I don't believe in it. So she shows up to my room, sweaty. Splotchy. Splotchy. She goes, I didn't exfoliate.
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Is it bad if I don't? And I was like, okay, I mean, I'm just going to have to see.
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Okay, so was I. Okay, so was I. Neither of us are pregnant.
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No, Hannah's coming up with scenarios like, wait, this is actually going to be perfect. I'm like, I know for 100% fact I'm not pregnant. So you come to me splotchy. She's like, look, it's only chest up is all I have to do. I didn't even really have to do her arms. But as I'm doing it, I can see the splotches.
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I'm like, this is not my best work. I'm trying to buff it out. Like I'm trying to do anything.
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Yeah. Cause she's so focused. Okay. We're done. We go to bed. We wake up the next morning. I'm petrified to text you. Cause I'm like, I know that her spray tan looks crazy.
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Yeah. But you woke up and it was actually, you showered and it was fine. It looked great.
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Honestly, one day I think I should.
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My kit would be phenomenal.
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And I point, I go, she's right here. And I said, Katie, I was an assistant in one of the offices that like you had an office in at one time you were working on a documentary. And she was like, oh my God. So then we're fast friends with Katie Couric. We are obsessed with Katie Couric. So it's literally Katie, me, Hannah in the line of Pilates. Yep.
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Pilates now was a 55-minuter, which I'm not used to. I'm used to a nice 45. Can I argue? This was not Pilates. This was intense working out.
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He was like, Hannah, come on. He actually wrote our names down so that he could specifically call people out. Yeah, he was like, Hannah, what you doing? Hannah, leg up. Now, let me tell you something. I was expecting a very LA vibe for Pilates. Like, take what you need, leave the rest. If you want to be in child's pose the whole time, it's what your body's telling you.
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There was a moment where Katie Couric looked at me and said, Paige, I'm 68. You can do this. And I was like, oh my God.
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I was like, Katie Couric's disappointed me. And you never want Katie Couric to be disappointed in you. It's right up there with my mom, Oprah. You don't want Katie Couric disappointed.
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On Rodeo Drive. He was like, write this down.
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And Katie Kirk, she gave us good advice. Yeah. She said, be silly, but not too silly.
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um but the truth is interviewing can be chaos and just about rolling with the punches and we're we love you katie and i think i will say the pilates place that we went to in la was called naturals or natural if you hate yourself go they just opened one on the upper east side i think i'm gonna go you're like sadistic yeah i'm getting i'm getting freaky with pilates recently
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Like, in the bedroom, I want you to actually dislike me. Yeah. I want you to hate me and everything about me and say it.
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But see, in a workout class, if you're like trying to motivate me, that's not how I get motivated. You're not the boss of me. Don't tell me what to do.
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too much for me i don't give a fuck like i'm like i'm good i'm not i'm not winning wimbledon today like everyone calm down and that's how i am when like boyfriends want to make love i'm like it's not for me today see ya that's like so inappropriate and weird
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No, I went full out. But I am proud of you. Thank you. I needed to. It actually, it did get, it does. It helps you mentally. No, endorphins really do make you happier. The science is there. Like if you do work out in the morning, it truly does set your tone. And also because like I was jet lagged. So I was waking up at like 7 a.m.
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And I was like, okay, well, I'm just going to sit here and scroll and get pissed off about something and then stew in it for the rest of the day. Like, no, I should just like get up, go to Pilates.
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No, I texted you at one point and you were like, I'm going to skip this one, but super proud of you. No, I don't know what it is in LA. Like I just, I get three more hours of sleep in the morning. No, you say this all the time when we go places that like Florida and that are like naturally sunny. Being in California, I was like, I feel bad about myself if I stay in bed because the sun is out.
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I think it works if you go to a good person to do it and then you do the appropriate steps afterward. And what are the appropriate steps? Drinking a ton of water, not eating anything that's like bloating, like really not having carbs, not having dairy, not having salt, nothing fried. So it's like air and light.
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cough and then suck it back in. So like you have to do that. I think lymphatic drainage is also really good if you are
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specifically getting ready for an event like a wedding or like going on a vacation or something like that but i also believe that it's good for your body like in general to get them once a month i do believe in lymph nodes no like i believe in science and i also do fly a lot and i know that there's buildup and stuff like when i get sick like my lymph node like that's like when you get a sore throat like your lymph nodes get swollen like it definitely they need to be drained
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You started to panic. So I started to panic. Well, then Lenore got involved. Lenore got involved.
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Never in my life have I had that perspective. If anything, I'm like, okay, so now I have to beat that outfit.
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No, I'm going to be honest. When I was getting ready for the Oscar for Vanity Fair, there was a moment in my head that I was just like... And I don't give a fuck about my wedding day because this is my best look ever.
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What is wrong with you?
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Yeah, I will say my lymphatic in New York were better than the one that I got. I don't even know the name of the place I went.
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I've laid in bed and had really horrible stomach aches and YouTube how do you lymphatic drainage your own stomach and done it and my stomach has felt better and then you do your castor oil and it's like, yeah. You could do it yourself.
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No, literally watch a YouTube video and it'll show you the direction to go in.
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It's not so much that it's air. It's, like, the contents in your stomach. So, like, that's what you're peeing out.
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We have to tell them. So, Hannah and I, like, okay, we're in a hotel together, or, like... Not even a hotel. If we haven't seen each other in a day, it could be a day, it could be an hour, it could be 10 minutes. The next time we're going to see each other, we have a bit in our head. We think of a funny line. We have a line.
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Yeah, we have a line to greet each other with because it's like, hello, we're comedians. I want to make her laugh. Anytime I'm going to her hotel room or she's coming to mine, as soon as we open the door, we perform our line. Yes.
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So at one point, I open my hotel room door and I go, I think I'm pregnant. And Hannah goes, I just took a pregnancy test.
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so this just so you guys know yeah we were like not telling each other about this and then we just blurted out I was late I really didn't think I was pregnant but I was like obviously I'm waiting for my period to freeze my eggs and of course it's like late this month I'm like hello see I fully thought I was pregnant yeah but
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No, and then we were walking down the street, and Hannah was just like, look at us and our kids. Just us and our kids. I was like, neither of us are pregnant.
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and like obviously I don't control like what what happens on our shows or like what they show what they don't show what like storylines are like I'm just living my life and they're painting a picture around it so like I get that people are like oh it was always was she wasn't she moving but like that was my life sorry like I couldn't like move forward for you
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Giggly Squad is my whole life. It's truly the only thing I care about. Like I love Daphne, but I love Giggly Squad. And she's part of Giggly Squad.
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Like you never were. Yeah, I just, I didn't feel aligned like in myself. And I'm someone that's very, very in touch with my body. Like perfect example. I know when I have a UTI. I know when I have a yeast infection. Like I've never had a pregnancy scare. Like I fucking know my body.
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but that's real i know when they're coming out like i i will say i feel very in tune with like how my body feels and so like when my body does and this has happened to me in the past this isn't like the first time when my body does kind of like betray me in a moment I do know like, oh, fuck, I'm ignoring something so big and I'm trying to act like it's not a big deal. And like, yeah.
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Yes. Well, people get so much more serious, obviously, in their 30s. And people... You take it more seriously. But that doesn't mean... You're locked in. I feel like obviously the message I want to send across to this episode is giving the gigglers information about my life of what's going on so they're in the loop.
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But also, if you are in the same situation that I am in right now and you're in your 30s and you're like, but I'm so torn and I don't know what to do and this is the first time I've never had a plan or the first time I don't know what the next five years is like. that's where you should be at.
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Like not everyone who's married and has kids feels like they know what the next five years of their life is or know what the plan is. They just may know some of the people that might be around, but they don't also know like they're not better than you because they may seem like they have it all together because they're married and have children.
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Like you are worth just as much as a single 32 year old woman. Like, you have thoughts ideas and things you want to do and like you don't have to put them in the back seat because your eggs might dry up in a little
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no we're in this we're in this we're in this bitch never a dull freaking moment with us this episode of giggly squad is sponsored by better help we always hear people talk about red flags and men but we rarely hear them talk about green flags and sometimes it's maybe because we can't recognize them therapy can honestly help you identify green flags in people they can help you identify things in yourself that you can't see
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Honestly, and this is like me being so truthful, you will not hear me say a bad thing about Craig. I have nothing bad to say about him. He truly let me feel all my feelings, like go through like everything that like would pop into my head. And I'm so beyond grateful for that. Like his family, his friends are like all amazing people. Yeah, I just, I stand with the early 30s single girlies.
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I love that for you. I also, I feel like me and the single early 30s girls, gigglers.
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just got exponentially there's something very powerful about her a girl who's single in her early 30s so yeah i don't think the gigglers were expecting this type of episode but here we freaking are life like comes at you so fast i think one other thing that i'm really grappling with and if anyone's like going through a breakup or like a change in career or anything i'm
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It's not that I love where my life is at. Like I truly can say that like I wake up every morning and I really am like, okay, fuck yeah. Like I do, like I love my life. I think it's more the fact that you have to come to terms with the fact that your life is not what you thought it would be.
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whether it's better or worse it's just not what you thought it would be i truly do feel like my life is better than what i was imagining when i was 16 years old like oh yeah by 32 are you kidding i'll have two kids it's not that and that would have been amazing too it's better but getting over the fact that it's not what you made up in your head is like kind of a thing
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yeah like there was no thought in my mind that i would be like no i want to like work like if you told 16 year old page like no you're gonna be like i want to like work on my career i'd be like fuck that bitch pack it in take a nap But that just like I grew up to not be like that. And I did not see that coming.
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And I think like one of like, which I'm like almost mad about myself was like saying it publicly because I was just like, oh, my God, what are like people going to like make like construe of this? And like, No. So like, I don't know whether to like laugh or cry or like, and obviously like there are days where I'm just like, what am I doing? Like, who am I? What do I want? Where am I going?
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Like, and it's confusing and it's hard. And I feel like people are just walking around acting like their thirties are so easy. Like here's a perfect example on how you and I are very different. I feel like you're very vocal about how your twenties you were like,
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i'm flailing i have no idea what the fuck's going on like you hated your 20s i loved my 20s could not have been more in my vibe in my 20s had a job i didn't really give a fuck about had so many fun friends all i did was party all i did was go out and go on dates like I didn't live at college. I lived at home for college. So when I moved to New York, I really felt like I was finding myself.
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I loved my 20s. My 30s have been a little bit more difficult than I had planned.
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Hollywood, Florida. I've never been to New Orleans. I'm actually so excited to eat a beignet. Oh, my God.
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things like in my 20s that i would be like insecure about i feel like i've really in my 30s had to be like it's enough like and enough with being like insecure about that like deal with that like and move on and one of the things in my 20s was like oh my god what if i like didn't have a boyfriend and like what if you want to marry me and like then i loved having a boyfriend in my 20s Yeah.
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And so like and now in my 30s, I'm like, why are you so fucking insecure about that? Well, you've been meeting with energy healers. I was just going to say the girlies that are going through breakups. I've been doing the work, the stuff.
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i've been putting in the time i've been seeing my energy healers i've seen two psychics i'm obsessed with that i'm like do i start reiki you're about to get a degree from harvard you're gonna start you're doing pilates again every day i mean you already have bangs that should have been i actually i did start working i did start working out again because i was like i need some like
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I traumatized myself in my 20s. I traumatized myself. If anyone knew me in my 20s or knew any of the guys that I dated in my 20s, then you know that I traumatized myself. And so I think like when I got out of my previous relationship and I was single and I met Craig, like I was like, I finally figured it out.
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I don't think it's important to be able to because the cat can't. You go, I don't think anyone can spell beignet. I don't think that's a thing that people spell. They just say it.
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Like I'm going to be with someone that like loves the fuck out of me and I'm going to like –
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it's good this is all like happening the way it's supposed to be and i don't think i realized that i didn't give myself time to like get over those men in my 20s and like be alone you wanted craig to like heal those and that's not his job yeah i think i looked to him to like heal certain things that i like on why i dated who i dated like yes there are some girls that just like pop out of the womb and they're confident i was not one of them like
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Maybe in my teens I was confident because I didn't know any better.
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When I peaked at four years old on the Easy-Bake oven, yeah, that was my freaking time. I was at my goal weight of 72 pounds. But like no I think I was I probably got my most insecure when I was like 19 or 20.
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I dated like a really physically and mentally abusive man and it changed my whole course of like dating in my 20s and so then I looked for like chaos and I looked for like pure just like adrenaline and emotion and I was like this is so fun and this is so crazy and like So I would get out of one bad relationship and get into like a slightly better one. But like by standards, very bad.
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And I just like filled this pattern until I was like 26. Thought I was dating someone that like, OK, this is like normal. And I was like, no, this is not like I can't do this either. And so it's hard to not look at yourself as a girl and be like, maybe I am the problem. Maybe it is me. And in part, like, yes, it was definitely like people I would pick in the past.
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Like I put myself in a lot of situations, but also at a lot of times it wasn't my fault. Like it truly wasn't like I was just vibing and people were fucked up. So like it wasn't my fault. And so to be in my early 30s and like be like, hey, bitch, you're fine. Like I'm thankful for like I I don't regret any any of my relationships because I would have never learned certain things about myself.
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I don't even know if I've like ever even said that on the pod that like I was in like an abusive relationship before. But like I feel like if I'm going to say this is like the episode, I would say it because I'm I know for a fact a ton of other girls have been in them, too.
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Don't cry. It was definitely like a very weird time of my life. I was 19, I was 20 years old. I couldn't even legally drink. And it really did change a lot of like how I looked at relationships. I'd never been exposed to that ever. I never thought that that could be me. I never, like I would hear people say like, oh, you get like brainwashed. And I'm like, there's just no way.
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And I was fully brainwashed. Like I didn't even, until I got out of that, like I didn't even know that person. And obviously I don't think about that now because it was like over 10 years ago. But that was one of your first relationships. Yeah. Yeah. And so it definitely changed a lot of like how I dated and I'm not like ashamed. I used to be very ashamed of it.
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I mean, not really. Yes and no because here's what I'll first and foremost say. Anything that's happening in my life, first I tell Hannah. Yeah. First I tell my mom, then I tell Hannah, and then I tell the gigglers. So if something in the universe is going on and I haven't said it to the gigglers first, then it's not true.
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Like I would never tell anyone and I'm not ashamed of it at all because I'm really proud of myself on how I handled it and how I handled it afterward. And I'm
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No, but you know what? I do. It's not that I feel like I have to give it to the gigglers, but like here's one thing about me. I am loyal and protective and I'll be damned if I was going to see online people coming at the gigglers and being like, you don't know what's going on with Paige. Like and the gigglers being like, yeah, we do.
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Like, yes, the gigglers will always fucking know first what's going on with me.
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I feel I feel like the last piece of the puzzle was like saying it out loud. Like I haven't said it to literally anyone. Like nobody knows this. Like my family and like my very, very close friends know this, but nobody else. And so I think like the last part for me was like saying it to the gigglers and.
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And like seeing what like what would come out of my mouth when I said it to the gigglers, because I was like, this is something I can't like, I'm not like rehearsing what I'm going to say, but also like I want to be thoughtful and like organic.
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yeah and it's not going to be cut up for a three minute scene right and so I I'm like thankful for the gigglers for like knowing me and like knowing me at my core and so and like giving me the space to be able to say like how I truly feel without feeling like so judged even though I know there's like a lot of non gigglers probably listening to this right now which like happy to have you thank you for the engagement
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part of the journey so that we all can understand each other and I do think like Paige of four years ago wouldn't have done this no here's another thing for the gigglers yeah every time I do something in my life thinking back like would 25 year old Paige even believe this no she would have ran away so fucking quick or she would have just like been gone with the flow she was such a go with the flow girl and
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So, like, there is a sense of, like, I'm really proud of myself for, like, being, like, how do you feel? Okay, that's how you feel. What do you want to do about it? Okay, that's what you want to do. Like, then we're going to do it. And then, like, doing it, seeing it through, and then being, like, and you came out the other side and, like, you are fine.
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I've lied to you multiple times. What is reality? And so I was trying to think about how I was going to say this. And one of the things that popped in my head was our beta blocker episode was probably one of the most nervous I've been to do an episode and say just something I've never talked about before in real time of how I felt a couple days prior to that.
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Like, every crazy scenario you made up in your head, whether it happened or it didn't, like, you're fine. And I think that's, like...
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Yeah, I wasn't in that. I still loved myself. I wasn't in that, but yes.
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Because like next week, you could be in a different room with all different people and having a completely different experience than you were this week. That was your biggest fear.
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Yeah. I've always been really afraid of change. My last boyfriend, when we broke up, I was like, I'm so happy I can laugh about it now. I was like so terrified that none of my friends would stay friends with me. Like I felt like they were going to be so mad at me that I was like breaking up with this guy and. And that I wasn't ever going to be able to go out anymore.
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I wasn't going to be invited anyplace. And I definitely lost some friends. Like I had some friends truly do that. And it was not as bad as I thought it was going to be. I think that was the biggest takeaway. People who would leave that easy.
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I was like, oh, you don't fuck with me anymore. Great. I've been not fucking with you. Any scenario that you've created in your head that you're like, that's going to be the worst. Even if it plays out, it's not as bad as like you thought it was going to be in your head. Oh my God. Thank God I have a kitty. Again. Thank God I got a fucking cat.
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I'm... Because her just purring on my chest, I'm like... The world's okay.
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Yeah, this took a turn. I thought I was going to say like a quick hit. And then we were going to resume the episode like normal. But I just couldn't. I couldn't go into like Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni. What's going on? What's going on? Like I really I don't actually have the mental capacity to read any of those articles, watch any of the videos because I'm dealing with my own trauma right now.
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But truly, I did not expect this. I certainly didn't expect to tell everyone about my 19-year-old boyfriend, but it feels right. This episode felt organic.
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No, it's not great over here. We're only sarcastic because we've had major trauma that we will not unpack. We refuse. And it's for the good of the gigglers because we would not be this funny.
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Sorry that this is right before New Year's Eve. I didn't want to ruin everyone's Christmas, but I will ruin your New Year's Eve.
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Thank you so much for going through this journey with me and letting me be able to freely speak and not worry about how it's going to be edited, how it's going to be cut up, what people are going to say about it, who did what, all the speculation. Thank you for giving me this platform of all of these amazing gigglers.
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It's truly therapeutic for me to say how I feel and what I'm going through and know that there's girls out there that whether they take... a minute of this to like relate to or a second of it. Like I'm thankful for it and just thank you. And I love you all.
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And I think it was our biggest response ever.
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It's not okay to cry on the internet. It is okay to cry on your own podcast. And that's just science. Bye guys.
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Yeah. And it's kind of crazy. Like we've been doing this podcast now for five years. It does not feel like that at all. Because we're only 26. Because literally I'm 27 like when COVID started. So obviously I want to tell the gigglers first and I and I feel like the most comfortable with the gigglers.
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And I know that like people are going to like take these clips and it's going to be not a lot of non gigglers like chatting.
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And so we got on the pod and we realized that we have no plan. This episode is prerecorded. So we'll say that in case like anything happens in the news that like we're not touching on because it's like all about me right now. What I did want to say was that Craig and I have decided to no longer be together.
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And I know I said I would never cry on the internet, but like it's okay if I cry on the pod. I feel like that's okay. It's weird. Obviously it's weird. Like it's very weird. I wasn't expecting this. Obviously when we first started dating, like you don't, you don't think like, oh, what's going to happen? Like, will we get married? Will we not? You just kind of like are in this relationship.
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And as you get older, I mean, I started dating Craig and I was 29 and I'm 32 now and your 30s for women, I feel like really are very transformative and you change a lot and you grow a lot and him as well. Not to sound traditional and old-fashioned, but this is not a situation where I have a 50-part series of who the fuck was I dating. Could not be more opposite of that.
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I have so much love and respect for Craig. I think he is... one of the best people I've ever met in my entire life. I will remain the biggest fan of him and want the best for him and he truly will get the best because he is the best.
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But with that said, I think it is just the right decision for both of us like moving forward in our lives and like the direction that our lives are going in that we like didn't foresee or like whatever. It's a very sad thing and
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and just to like say this not that i even have to but like in terms of people like saying rumors like oh paige was told to like wait until southern charm came out or like summer house came out no one can tell me what to do like the network has power but they did they don't have that much power so like that is not that was not a real thing um like
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rumors of us breaking up months ago again also not a real thing I feel like when we started dating our first rumor was like we were in a PR relationship so like we've been with these rumors our whole relationship so we didn't really give it a second thought but I I didn't want the gigglers to think like oh, I was leaving them out of the loop or something. Not at all.
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Any time those rumors were happening, we were still together. When we did break up, obviously, I didn't run to social media and I didn't run to the pod. We both gave each other a little time to deal with it on our own, in private, with our family and friends. And now I feel like it is appropriate to be able to tell people And so obviously I would come to the gigglers first.
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I'm not like throwing up a joint Instagram post, you know. That's not how I'm going to handle it. But I love him. I think he loves me. I think we will remain friends. No one did anything. It wasn't like a bad thing. I think we both were just being really mature and saying what we want and what we didn't want. And I think that's like extremely powerful to be able to voice.
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Like, how you're feeling in real time and what you want for your future. Wow.
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Oh, my God. What a thank you for saying that, because I would have not even been able to say that to the gigglers. He truly helped me grow so much in these past three years. Like I am a different person than when I started dating him. Like I truly do feel like more mature, more just like confident, all of these things. And that's definitely like a tribute to him.
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I'm in the process of helping one of my best friends plan her bachelorette party. And the first thing we thought was we need an Airbnb because we wanted to do like one dinner at home or just like a PJ party. And it truly is way more convenient than hotels. It's easy to split the price.
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This is, like, I feel awkward because I don't want to say anything that can be, like, taken and misconstrued about him or about the breakup or any of it. To make this about me. Yeah, please.
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no he's definitely like the best boyfriend I've ever had like I can truly say that like he was a great boyfriend and he did everything correct and he never made me feel insecure or anything like that and so it almost is harder when like no one's done anything to be mad about and that's hard like I have a lot of
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And I just feel like you make so many more memories when you're all in the living room together rather than separated into separate bedrooms. So next time you're planning a trip with friends or family, a bachelorette or just an escape getaway, check out Airbnb because they truly are way more fun.
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I try and like live my life and be like I don't care what people think about me and that's just not true I care a freaking lot so like don't get down on yourself when you're like when people are like oh you care too much what people think like okay sorry like yeah it's human nature I want people to like feel good around me and like me and all of this so I
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i think like also saying it publicly i'm like i feel mean like i feel like a bad person like because i know there's so many people that are like how are you two not getting engaged and how like how is this whatever it's just like a tough thing and it's a tough world to like be in and and i want to feel like i'm being vulnerable and authentic
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specifically to the gigglers but I also want to be like classy about it and like say everything in the correct way because I don't want things to be misconstrued of like that we hate each other or that like something happened or whatever it's really just like two people growing and changing and like things that they want in their lives changing and like
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I feel like I've been very vocal on the pod about how I hated turning 30. Like everyone around that had turned 30 was like, you're being dramatic. It's the same thing as 29. And I really had like a problem with it. Probably because I'm like so vain and narcissistic, but whatever. I like just didn't like getting older. I love being 32. I've never felt more myself than in this past year.
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You made me cry again. Like Giggly Squad tour. Like even though Giggly Squad tour, I had like my first panic attack ever and that was the craziest time of my life. I'm so like thankful for it because like the connection I feel like I formed with the Gigglers became even deeper. And I just felt like so myself this year. I loved throwing myself into work.
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Like I loved doing everything I was doing and it was stressful and it was hard, but like I just felt very me.
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No, I would have been like, I'm staying in bed. That sounds like a lot. and also I think I think one of the things that I get like the most insecure about is I am 32 and so a lot of times the rhetoric like online and directed at me is you're 32 like shouldn't you pack it in and get married and like you're not a kid anymore and while I fully acknowledge I'm not a child
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You also don't have to use the phrase pack it in when you're talking about the rest of your life as a woman. Let's stop with the word geriatric. I've been seeing on WebMD. Yeah. Like so if you're mad that I'm not mature enough to like get married and maturity, it's not maturity. Then you yeah, then you don't get me at all. Like you can be 32 and decide to change the entire course of your life.
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You don't have to get married and have a baby because you think you have to. Just because you're in your 30s does not mean you're running out of time. You can choose to do whatever you want. There were timelines back then.
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Like, who's really A-list anymore? Like, Bradley Cooper? But does that make Gigi A-list? No. Right, and is she not as good because she's just like a model? I don't know where the list even originated. Where are we drawing the line on who's A-list and who's not? I think if you've won an Oscar, you're A-list.
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Another thing I love is that Thrive Market's smart cart feature. It takes the stress out of replacing the junk food when you create an account. So Thrive Market asks the right questions and automatically builds a grocery cart tailored to your needs. So honestly, things you would have never even thought of, but you're like, no, I love that. They're already in your cart for you.
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That was – people don't talk about that enough. That was mental illness.
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I was like, guys, you're literally trying to Elvis Presley me right now.
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No, that panic attack was crazy. That panic attack literally opened my whole world.
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If there's one brand that I can go back from like the day that I met you that like you have been faithful and true to, it is lactate.
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So if you're in the NYC area, you can RSVP starting at 5 p.m. Eastern Standard Time on February 4th to join us for free on February 11th. So check out the link in our bios. There's nothing worse than waking up in the morning, looking forward to your morning coffee and then going to get it. And it's wrong. And I know everyone has a bad day, but it's just like, how could you do this to me?
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You are the villain of my story today. But then I think the barista is sleeping like a baby because she's sleeping on a mattress for a mattress unbothered. Here I am without my morning cup of coffee. And then I realized that mattress firm can help anyone sleep at night.
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the best thing about mattress firm is you can get a 120 night sleep trial so rest easy with mattress firm's 120 night sleep trial love it or your money back i'm gonna be honest when i first got my mattress from mattress firm i did return it in the first couple of days because i realized i did just get it a little bit too firm so i can attest that the sleep trial is perfect
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And also Mattress Firm is so fast with delivery. I literally called one day and I was like, hey, can I switch my mattress? And they were like, yep, we'll be there tomorrow. And it's just fast, free, easy delivery. Because if you want the perfect bed, you also want it quick. Like you want to be sleeping on it that night. So I was so appreciative that they did it so quickly.
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So text Giggly Squad to 766693 for $100 off your next purchase at Mattress Firm. Exclusions apply. Get matched at Mattress Firm's President's Day sale and sleep at night. This episode of Giggly Squad is sponsored by BetterHelp. We always hear people talk about red flags in men, but we rarely hear them talk about green flags. And sometimes it's maybe because we can't recognize them.
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Now she does a good short hair, slick back, like pixie. Well, because her, the cheekbones. Yeah, her jawstrings.
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Sharon Stone in Casino is like my overall life mood board.
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And I think she had like a lesbian moment.
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Joke's on you guys. I'm this close.
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Literally, that's the energy I gave with Victoria Beckham. I was like, put pants on. It's Victoria Beckham. No, that, yeah.
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No, we love your work. We love your work. We're obsessed with all the things you've organized.
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There's something about British people and they pull off bangs better.
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But it's just something like... They sit on the face better. They sit on their face better. It's more believable. Like Daisy Edgar Jones. Yeah, like... She's not British. Yes, she is.
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Okay, European. European. Europeans pull off bangs in a, like, in a non-intentional way. Like, I feel like American girls were like... That's why the whole thing is like, are you okay? Like, we... It's... We go too hard. Myself included. Like I'm including myself in that.
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The Grammys are like red carpet is Hannah Kodak. Oscars? Oscars?
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Like Adele has an accent. But like my Adele doesn't. You know, like my Adele in my head. She's from Queens. Right? If Adele was from America... Hello, it's me. Yes.
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Hello, I'm on the other side of West 55th. Where are you?
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The Chanel? I don't get it. You're like, why don't you put the meat dress on from two years ago?
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It's so nice to let someone else talk. Sometimes I'm like,
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We'll figure it out. Yeah, maybe I'll just come and like sit in the green room of the stand.
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Have you ever seen a green room of a real comedy club? No, but I'm I'm open to new opportunities.
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I feel like they're the kind of guys that when you're in a relationship with them, they're the ones that are like, I was cheated on and I never got over it. And you're like, what age? And they're like, the fourth grade. It's that type of energy that they hold on to.
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The marquee. We never see the marquee.
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We never talked about – after we did Giggly Squad Radio City, like, I got home, my brother came to the show, and he didn't say anything to me other than, really, Paige, an anal joke in front of our parents? Did he say that?
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You've been Instagram – I love when you get in an Instagram story mood because sometimes you're just like you're reposting, you're like working, you're like this is what I've done. But then there are times where you really let like your true comedic timing humor – last night I rewatched your Instagram story like three times. When you posted that dog and said, I love your bob, I lost it.
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It was like as if it was the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet because it was.
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Wait, not to bring the mood down. Well, you already brought it down once. I know.
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This is so sad. My family dog Polo passed away two days ago. My mom called me hysterically crying.
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I don't know if you heard me 10 minutes ago. I got my own shit going on. Mom, I can't talk right now. Fuck the dog. Actually, this is so fucked up. My mom was obviously like so upset. So like I'm checking in on her the next morning and I'm like, hey, like, how are you doing? She's like, I'm doing a lot better. And I was like, OK, good, because I'm so fucking overwhelmed right now.
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And I'm like, literally, like, I don't know what's happening. And everyone's being mean to me.
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This dog has consumed more Italian meats than any boyfriend I've ever dated.
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No, the great thing about Polo was I got Polo after like our dog before Polo passed away. And I think we waited maybe like six months before we got Polo. But I got him when I turned when I was 18. And my parents let me get him because all my friends were going away to college and I wasn't.
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And so like I just felt I was in such a weird time where I was just like, I don't know what I'm freaking doing. that's terrifying but I was living home and I just felt like a little lonely I felt like a loser honestly I was like oh my god like I'm the only one not going away to school And so I was like, okay, I'm going to get this dog. I was with this puppy every single day.
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Oh. So what were you doing? I literally don't care. I thought you were going to say like the number one golfer in the world. He's this Italian gorgeous man.
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So like it truly was my dog. Was he the cutest puppy? The cutest. Because I was the only one home with it during the day. So me and Polo bonded so much. When you were supposed to be at school. I was like, should I skip class? Bark if yes.
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we ate mac and cheese and we snuggled and like and also as a puppy the laziest dog I've ever seen like just like had no interest in like running jumping playing and I was like yeah get in the bed and so then when I moved to New York City I really felt like I had like abandoned him and he truly became my mom's dog and he was just he was just like the perfect dog can we have a moment of silence for Polo moment of silence for Polo thank you thank you
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Did you follow any of the Madeline RG Central Sea drama when that happened?
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But he kept cheating on her. For me, they were too Gen Z. I was like, these are kids. These are kids, they'll figure it out. But the videos I've been seeing, sometimes I can't identify. Are they back together? I don't think they're back together, but he just recently put out a song and it was basically about her and everyone was making videos. I hope she doesn't listen to this and go back to him.
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I would crumble. Okay, got it, got it.
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The amount of men I'd like to call and say, hey, that'll be 10 fucking grand.
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No, the pettiness of Mariah Carey is something to like... Be studied. Yeah. What was I saying?
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Oh, okay, so... he says in it that like about her skin glow like glowing or whatever and she does look completely different since like getting out of the relationship with him all of her videos she did do I would follow her because when I thought she was just like cute and Well, I love her accent. I love her accent. And she would always make videos about her acne and her skin and all this stuff.
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That's a lie. That's a freaking lie because as someone who's watched many people make a handmade ravioli, you could do that one-handed. That is not a hard thing to do.
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And then recently, she's the clearest skin I've ever seen, honey.
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And I think you don't notice it until you're out of it. I'm trying to think like what if I had any breakups where like I my physical appearance drastically changed.
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oh my god yeah so and i got very skinny and then i started to feel like i was sick like i had a disease that was like taking well i feel like i don't have good friends because i feel like anytime i'm not eating they're like you look great no when you're not eating what are you doing keep it up are you not finishing that can i eat that yeah but that's different you're just inquiring inquiring about if you can eat it or not
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It's funny because one of my girlfriends was like in the midst of breaking up with her boyfriend in the past couple of weeks. And... It's so funny to like go through a breakup and then be like on the other side and then be talking to like a girl about going through a breakup.
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And you just like you have you really do have to let them get out all the possibilities, like all the scenarios that they've made up in their head. And she was like going back and forth. And she was just like, I don't know if it's right. And I was just like, look, if it is right, you'll get back together. Like, you'll be fine. And then, I mean, we were three hours in.
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This bitch was like, I've never been more myself.
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You're also three martinis deep. True.
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she does have a job we didn't know human gua sha did i say that right gua sha no it's it's very interesting this episode of giggly squad is brought to you by wild grain wild grain is the first bake from frozen subscription box for artisanal breads pastries and pastas wild grains boxes are fully customizable to your taste and dietary restrictions
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You heard me, free croissants in every box. And $30 off your first box when you go to wildgrain.com slash giggly. That's wildgrain.com slash giggly, or you can use promo code giggly at checkout. Oh, I have a show I've been watching. Did you watch White Lotus?
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I haven't watched Bridgerton. Wait, you should because it is very like true crime-y.
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Like a little mystery. Okay, whatever. The last season of White Lotus, there was a guy – Shoot, I can't think of his name. Whatever. He was like really, really hot in it. And he was, I think he was British. No, not Theo James. That's my love. No, it was a different guy. Anyway, he's on this new Apple show called Prime Suspect.
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You're so right because their top 10 is the same all year. Yeah, and it's just fire.
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You know what's crazy is I don't know if it's because I'm single, but I feel like I'm going to say that a lot coming up. I don't know if it's because I'm single that I miss Giggly Squad. Like, I feel like the weeks are longer. Like, I feel like something will happen on a Thursday and I'm like, am I really going to wait till Monday to tell the girls?
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Oh, I've given up on that. Last pod, we were like, watch it, re-watch it. I have to watch another episode. What is your – like when you go – okay, when you go to your apartment and you're turning on your TV, what is – I love this question. What is – you don't know what I'm going to say, I don't think. What is your – what's your streaming platform?
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Like what's your device where all your apps are on?
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No, because if it's what I think, I – go.
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Okay, let me rewind you. You're going to the Tennis Channel first, but how are you getting to the Tennis Channel? So it's on cable.
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Okay, I don't think you're understanding my question. How long are you going to let me go? Well, you said you wanted to do it in your own way and I'm a supportive friend. What is your box? Optimum.
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No, I should have come correct as someone who does not believe in Bluetooth or Wi-Fi, has never had a wireless headphone. I should have come correct. My theory is, and I know it's true because I know that this is you too. Yeah. Men don't have an Apple TV. They don't have a Roku. They say, this is a smart TV. Why would I have that?
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I switched to an Apple TV about two years ago from a Roku to an Apple TV. All my apps are right there. Everything's like signed in. Everything's gorgeous. I go to my brother's and- Chaos. Chaos ensues. I'm like, how could you even figure out where HBO Max is?
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I don't know what's going on. He's giving your TV an STD. And you have no way of getting it back.
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You're like, well, I got to know my mom and dad.
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Yeah. Because I want to see. Well, this is the first weekend there's no football. So I wonder if the boys were okay. Was everyone okay?
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Because of a woman. And now we've said it. And the way this bitch deserves a cut more than anyone. I think about it all the time. Here's the thing. There's no way the NFL isn't giving her somewhat of a cut. I don't think that would ever like they would ever say that because that I don't know why that feels illegal, but whatever. Yeah. I feel like they've played her music. There's just no way.
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Because here's the other thing. The TV viewership alone, she's made them millions and millions of dollars. How would they not pay her? Like, something.
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Oh, yeah. Like, maybe she's saying, you can show me.
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And give me a certain amount of money.
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Also, yeah, I love this. Or, and hear me out here, or she's like, I'm a billionaire. I don't give a fuck.
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I don't care. I'm literally here to watch my bonehead boyfriend. Like, I'm being supportive.
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i'm in the process of helping one of my best friends plan her bachelorette party and the first thing we thought was we need an airbnb because we wanted to do like one dinner at home or just like a pj party and it truly is way more convenient than hotels it's easy to split the price and i just feel like you make so many more memories when you're all in the living room together rather than separated into separate bedrooms so next time you're planning a trip with friends or family a bachelorette or just an escape getaway check out airbnb because they truly are way more fun
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After the game, what do they do together? Shower.
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How about I texted you at like 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning this weekend?
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And I've heard multiple men, football players are not saying it's team bonding. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I've never team bonded with a friend naked.
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Yeah. And it's against my will. What? I know for a fact I was in there first. I know for a fact. And that you had a chimichanga. Okay? So let's not even act like it was just us bonding. It was you having a serious problem. It was also an emergency. That's medical. That's just medical. I'm your emergency contact.
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Okay. Is it above or below? Okay. In your stomach. It's not like a heartburn bubble. No.
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Like, that's so dainty of you. Wait, the other day. Wait, this is so bad. The other day, I coughed so hard, I threw up in my own bed. I go, this is a no. I'm like, I need to go to the doctors. This is not okay. Daphne looked at me and was just like, ew.
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I honestly felt like it brought us closer because I was like, do you think I'm a cat? Like, I just had a hairball. Wait, she goes...
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And I remember what city was it in?
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Grace and I almost passed away. Grace and I wear polo. Deceased.
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I've never been engaged, but I can imagine the feeling you get before you walk down the aisle of like, oh, I have a nervous pee or like a nervous poop or like whatever. Yeah. It's that feeling. Yeah.
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Wait, I'm going to start DMing Nana different outfits I see that I like.
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Yeah. And I think our Facebook recently got hacked. I didn't know we had one.
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we don't we don't oh no a twitter oh a twitter no i feel like someone did a get anyway anyway there's something not on instagram or tiktok we've been hacked you gotta know what's gonna happen but when it does hacked justin bieber do you know how how many people i wanted to comment like on the internet this weekend blocked
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It's truly works of art. That's the thing. Like with fashion, it can be so different and like truly be like a piece of art that you're wearing.
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you go oh my god lol I was so dramatic I go I've been freaking out oh my god that was this morning literally so dramatic I'm over it I feel like you wake up in a like war zone do you want to know why why because I wake up and I grab my phone and so when you see me in the comments bitch that's 7am my head is clear my mind is clear and I'm ready for the day and then by like noon I'm like hello
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We are Schiaparelli. Like if you see us, you go, those are Schiaparelli girls. Wait. We need to be in Schiaparelli together.
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i've always been a probiotic girlie because someone once said somewhere that it would help with my UTIs so if you're like me and you've been taking probiotics for a while lots of probiotics actually break down during digestion before they can even reach the colon which can be really irritating
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It really does hold memory and it tells stories.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
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Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
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Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
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Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So pop to your nearest Sephora to discover my K18 favorite, or try it 10% off with code GIGGLY on your first order at K18Hair.com. That's code GIGGLY at K18Hair.com.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I probably shouldn't have said that.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Yeah. There are numbers. Trust us when we say there are stats.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
You're trying to remember the phrase cardiovascular.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, let's have a moment of rest and reprieve.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
No, I've been trying to mind my own business for fucking weeks now.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
And that's why you see me in the comments at 7 a.m. No, it's actually so freaking annoying. Actually, let me just... Let me say to the gigglers what like I've been wanting to say since Thursday, since I've been itching to do the pod. OK, because obviously, like I see all the TikTok video. I try and scroll. But, you know, I'm also like I love attention.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
you know it's a crazy statistic over 10,000 chemicals have entered our US food supply yet in the EU it limits this to just 300 additives I personally don't have time to sift through the ingredients labels or to see what is in my food that's why I love thrive market I feel like I've talked about thrive so many times because they're the only place that has my freestyle olives which I love
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So I'm like if I see my name, I'm like, well, let me see.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Right. And so like I'm trying to scroll, trying to scroll, whatever. Here's the thing. I never want to address rumors on Giggly Squad because This is my safe space. How dare they try and infiltrate my, the men try and infiltrate my safe space. So like, I don't even, it's not that I ignore like random rumors or like, I don't care.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Well, I don't care, but like, it's because I'm not trying to bring it to the gigglers because the gigglers already know me. Like, who am I speaking to?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
These women are busy. The girls have been on their... They're taking turns. I've been getting DMs. They're like, Paige, please. stay in the house one weekend, we're exhausted. I'm like, no, bitch, I freaking get it. So let me just say this. I'm saying this here and now, and then I'm never saying it again, okay?
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I never, in the three years that I dated my ex-boyfriend, I never physically cheated on him, emotionally cheated on him. Can you mentally cheat on him? Someone, I don't know, but I didn't. And just because it's like, oh my God, Paige is just the worst. And like she blindsided someone before the holidays.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So let me just say that like when I announced my breakup on Giggly Squad, I thought really hard about like how I was going to say it, the words I was going to use because of this exact thing. Like I didn't want to have to do it back and forth. But like since then,
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
no one's sticking up for me on the other side or like perpetuating even more rumors I will say that Craig and I broke up Thanksgiving weekend okay that's at the end of November Craig then went on and did press for Southern Charm did whatever he needed to do acting as if we were still together and that was fine I said that he could do that he was processing in his own way Christmas came and went.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Then I saw that my ex-boyfriend was on a trip presenting himself as single. And I said, oh, here we go. We're ready to announce. I then texted him and said, whilst he was on his trip, that I'm going to say something on Giggly Squad and we can both start moving forward. It's been a full month now. My text went unanswered. Fine.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Giggly Squad episode came out that was what at the end of December and then the narrative just like took a turn really quickly that I had cheated that I like broke up with him like a week ago moved on with some new guy let me say this here and now I did not move on with some new guy I am single I don't have a new boyfriend I did not cheat on my ex-boyfriend and it was a full month
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
that we were broken up and I didn't say anything because I do, even though we are public, there are certain things that I think should remain private. And he asked me not to say anything. And so once he was on a trip and being single, I said, okay, well, I can't deceive the public any longer per your request. I have a podcast and I have the giggler. I have the girls, like the girls are here.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So that is when I announced that we had our breakup. Since then, since I announced our breakup, I have been acting single because I am single. And so even though he's not coming out and saying that I didn't cheat on him, even though I asked him to do that and he said that he didn't want to say anything about the breakup.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
So any of the other baseless rumors that have my name in them, they are not true. When you're in a relationship, things happen in your relationship. You take inventory of them. You evaluate. And then you decide if you want to go forth with that relationship. And that's what I did. I decided that I did not want to go forth with that relationship. But no one was blindsided. No one was cheated on.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
I really took to heart like what I said on Giggly Squad when I first announced my breakup. It was really hard for me. And I felt like I spoke extremely highly of him. I will never be, I don't want to be the victim ever, but I also don't want to be the villain. I think this is like the last we need to speak of it. We broke up almost two months ago.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
They come in so many different flavors. Their Kalamata olives are so good, but their spicy ones are my absolute favorite. And Thrive Market makes it so easy to find better options without the hassle. One of my favorite features is the healthy swap scanner. So in the Thrive Market app, it simply scans any item and you'll instantly get cleaner, healthier grocery alternatives.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Nothing happened that was nefarious or like cheating. There's not some big rumor that's going to come out, period. Now it's time to fucking giggle. Now it's time to laugh. It's comedy time. Yeah, this is Giggly Squad and I'm pissed that I even have to be serious. Let's get into something hilarious. Kanye West is back on Twitter. And I've screenshotted my favorite ones.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Damn, just warming up. I'm rich. I can say whatever the fuck I want. I do this for the broke me. Shout out to the broke me. This one's for you. Me walking into Prada.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Yeah. No context. No, I'm obsessed. Okay. Fuck reading and anyone who can do it. Period. That's what I've been trying to say. How'd you know it was really me? Did I spelt something wrong? Oh my God. Me talking to literally anyone. No, I'm just obsessed. You know, like bring back, bring back 2016.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Like when we were all happy and like Kanye was tweeting crazy things about like Kim, like shitting herself. Like, you know, like bring that back. Kim was like, that's my man. Yeah, that's my man on the screen.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: Performance Review with Larry Wilmore
Like, people are so mad that she's dating Timothee Chalamet. They're like, she has no talent. Like, she, like, he deserves, he deserves someone what? Like, what do you mean? She's literally, she's a bit, like, she has stuff.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Hello. Thanks for having me on. I understand now why people say that. I have... Oh my goodness, I forgot my question. No, okay, okay. So when we finish baby step three, which I believe is a fully funded three to six months, right?
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Correct. Okay, so after we finish that, which should be, it's going to be a little while until we finish that, but that's like our next step. We have been discussing buying a house or... putting money into our business. We're kind of business owners now. It's complicated, but I just wasn't sure what would be the best thing, to buy a house or to invest in our business.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Okay. So, um, it's my husband's business. I'll, I'll preface it with that. Um, he owns a restaurant and he wants another location, but more of like his own type of deal. Cause right now he's got a few partners and it's kind of complicated. Um, but like eventually stepping out and doing something so low down the line.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
It might be a little longer than that.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
The business is kind of up and down. It's not super steady, the income.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Yeah, that's why I'm calling you guys because I'm like... We're terrified of that. We did something stupid twice. We paid off eight credit cards and loans and then closed them. And then, then we reopened like eight more cards. Um, so, but we're about paid off and we're done with that. Like I've listened to you guys so much, like it's such an embarrassing thing, but, um,
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
We're done with that, and we're just looking to the future and doing everything debt-free. I know a mortgage will be taking that on, but should we do a business and increase income? But I really want roots.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
I'm not. No, I have two kids, and I stay home with them, and I do homeschool.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Probably before taxes, probably around 35 to 40.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
It varies because there's also quarterly, but it does vary a lot.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Hi. Thank you so much for taking my call.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
$3,000. Okay. which has added to the financial strain we already had, which now being our total debt, $62,000, excluding the mortgage. We've been following the snowball effect method for about a year now, but it feels like we're not making much progress. We've considered, you know, changing,
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
you know, our jobs, selling our house temporarily so we can rent and stay, or even relocating to our hometown for a more simpler, affordable lifestyle. My question is, what would you recommend as the best course of action for us?
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
I think that we probably could cut maybe groceries. That one we haven't done the rice and beans like Dave Ramsey says. But we spend like $200 on groceries. What's your income? Together take home after deductions is that $44,400 together.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Honestly, it may actually have to be a combination.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
We work in a job that we have a set income, that's our set income, but we do get, we work a mortgage company. So we both receive commission and bonuses on the side. We just don't take that into account. So anything we receive, we're putting it straight to debt. But I think our staff is just not enough.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
What's going on? I'll just get right to my question. I inherited a home free and clear about three years ago. I was wondering if we should sell it and put that towards our mortgage or keep it as an investment property.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
It's been rented with a tenant for about a year and a half. She's great on time every single month, but she just gave us notice that she would probably be moving out in June.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
Roughly $10,000 to $12,000. $10,000 to $12,000. After taxes.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
So it probably would go for about $180,000. Okay. Okay.
The Ramsey Show
The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady
I mean, we, it hasn't been an issue. We're just kind of laying option. We're almost done with baby step two and we'll have baby step three done by May. So we're just kind of looking ahead. So just trying to see if, that was probably a better investment or just keeping it as a rental.
Watch What Crappens
#2789 Summer House 0908 Part One: Soft Launch
Hey, boys. Hey, West and Jesse. Oh, God, it's so good to see you. You know, Carl's being so strong, isn't he? After all that crap and the breakup that Lindsay did to him. And she was mean to me, too, you know, boys. She was real mean to me, too.
Watch What Crappens
#2789 Summer House 0908 Part One: Soft Launch
Sure, but it makes him happy. So I'm fine with it.
Watch What Crappens
#2789 Summer House 0908 Part One: Soft Launch
That's going to be so fun. I'm sorry, but none of this was from your popsicle sperm, so please stop taking credit for my child.