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Appearances
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
I expected it.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
We will not forget our Constitution, and we will not forget our God. Can't do that. Today I will sign a series of historic executive orders. With these actions, we will begin the complete restoration of America and the revolution of common sense. It's all about common sense. First, I will declare a national emergency at our southern border.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
What's that tell you? That tells you they did it on fucking purpose, dude.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
All illegal entry will immediately be halted and we will begin the process of returning millions and millions of criminal aliens back to the places from which they came. We will reinstate my Remain in Mexico policy. I will end the practice of catch and release. And I will send troops to the southern border to repel the disastrous invasion of our country.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
Under the orders I signed today, we will also be designating the cartels as foreign terrorist organizations.
Serialously with Annie Elise
233: Slenderman Stabber Release, 25 Year Old Goes Missing on Ring Camera, TikTok Ban, & BF Charged With GF Murder
I thought about it, but then I decided that remorse would get me nowhere. He is here to live without regret. He was my only friend for a long time.
Serialously with Annie Elise
233: Slenderman Stabber Release, 25 Year Old Goes Missing on Ring Camera, TikTok Ban, & BF Charged With GF Murder
It was necessary. It was weird. I felt no remorse. I thought I would.
Serialously with Annie Elise
233: Slenderman Stabber Release, 25 Year Old Goes Missing on Ring Camera, TikTok Ban, & BF Charged With GF Murder
Mm-hmm. I actually felt nothing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Not just an award for everybody being awesome. The awesome award. Everybody wins.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That's a good one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I've been blessed to not see vultures on the balcony. You feel me? They always do put me up on the 1,000th floor. That is a fact. And the balconies are this narrow. So narrow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ah, man, the crowd has always been the crowd, man. Salute to the audience, the wonderful audience. That's G-P-Z-B-O-Y, sir. Oh, keep going.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
He says, a tucked in polo shirt with shorts is wild. Please someone tell Samson. And so consider this your notification. Good award. Good award. The tucked in polo shirt is a wild award.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm not award worthy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'd like to give David Sampson the best beard award on the show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Not delicious. El Lobo Mallow says, Samson looks like the manager for the towel inventory at your local water park. Oh, my God.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm going to clap it up for that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yes, sir, I tuck my shirts in, especially when I'm in professional environments. Right. This is a professional environment?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That was Mally. Also, happy Black History Month. The NFL is reportedly removing the in-racism logo from the Super Bowl end zone after the White House announced it that President Donald Trump will attend on Sunday.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'd like to also give an award to Amin Elhassan's family for understanding. You can't take those vows with you on the bus, so use them.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Right. And oh, my goodness. Those shoes are incredible. Salute to Asia Wilson for dropping those shoes. They're dropping this May. The pink Nikes. Oh, man, I was I'm overwhelmed because I think that those shoes are going to be just as popular as Sabrina UNESCO shoes, which are worn all over the NBA right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, they're awesome, bro. They fire.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
This isn't the one that came out that she promoted yesterday.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
They're tired. Also, I'd like to award the Sam Bocelli Award to Jaguars for hiring Tony Bocelli as their new executive vice president. Wow. Good job, Jags.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Do you want, are you one who wants Shador or would you rather go ahead and get Abdul Carter or I guess, or Travis Hunter is a possibility there also.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
You're a good athlete. Coaches tend to like good athletes. That tends to be the case.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Right. I think that's normally what happens is with coaches, you're a good athlete. They treat you well. You like them. They like you. That's always been my experience. Never really had a coach I didn't like. Met a lot of guys who work at Foot Locker who said that their coaches were assholes. Happens all the time. Man, if it wasn't for that coach hating on me, man. Yeah, bro.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
You know who coaches don't hate? The dudes who make their job a lot easier.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
oh yeah and he told me he's like if you if you were not a walk-on you would not be on this team right now i go to if you're a scholarship guy and you were playing basketball and sprained your ankle you would have gone i was like okay coach the funny thing is like we did it all the time like we played basketball in college all the time the coaches didn't mind they didn't hate it they appreciated it i hated it yeah playing against the football players oh it's weird we would play some some a version of basketball it was physical no fouls oh
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Why do you think slam ball never caught on?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Weren't there, like, some serious injuries in slam ball? Yeah, it ruled. It was, like, jacked up. I feel like that might have been part of it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
No, they just, so they have it happen so often that they got a well-oiled machine. They get them out, they get them to the bathroom.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
back room they bring out the blue tent before you can see it they just tent the kid are you calling an ambulance if you just like maybe sprain your meniscus like you're probably going home and you're like oh that doesn't feel good and then you're going to the doctor and for that lawsuit though i'm trying to sue i feel like chris you're the type to get on there i need an ambulance i can't move no not you need ambulance but you're the type because i've been to those my kids are probably just leaving that range my youngest kid just leaves in the range where i have to go to those type of parks never want step foot on there same i don't actually jump i just watch
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
It's like, sign this waiver, and then you can go pay. You can do it ahead of time. And if you do it ahead of time, when you get there, they make you physically sign it also. So you can go through an electronic waiver process, and I'm like, yeah, we're going to breeze right through it. Then I get there, and they're like, you did an electronic waiver. We see. Now fill it out with ink.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Oh, they make you do it twice? Oh, hell yeah. They ain't playing. You're not going to get no suing in there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
They do, so the gymnastics, Dominic Dawes has gymnastics. gyms in the Maryland area and they're also, their gymnastics half ninja course. So like the kids, my youngest daughter loves ninja courses. Kids do love ninja courses.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
They do have basketball hoops though. Get that corner three off.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Taking bets? Yep. You got it. You're like, hey, who's got a red shirt?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Red shirt's been on a three-game run. Who's next going to take a blue shirt? Going to take a red shirt. What you got on that? You're just a numbers runner.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I really am. All right. Speaking of overwhelmingly talented, right now we got all one seeds, all chalk in the final four. And it's like, it's not just that they're one seeds. I think they're Four of the best, excuse me, four of the top ten Ken Palm teams ever in these Final Fours. Like, how excited are we? Are you one of these guys who wishes we had one Cinderella in here?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I said it all, like, shit, man. I didn't realize that. The whole setup, man. My apologies. Let's pretend like I didn't say it all.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Nailed it. Charlie and I have been work friends for a long time. And I think in the last year or so, we've probably become like real friends. Oh, wow. In the last year? Damn.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I was trying a bit. I'm gonna explain it to you. No, I think that the friend progression, so there is a level of friend that when you know all the embarrassing stuff, that's what I'm talking about. I think that a lot of people, you consider your friend, But you're not really friends until you start to meet their friends and you start to find out things.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
So when Jessica was talking about fans barking, all I could think about was Charlie's friend who, and this is not a friend from last night. This is a different friend. This is a different friend who says, or not says, who on third downs, he's a Commanders fan. And on every third down, he gets to the three-point stance and says, let's heat them up. Yep.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Losing to the Eagles by 50.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Heat them up. You got to blitz. Send a blitz. That just means get some pressure. Heat them up. We got to heat them up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
This is why I said it's only been the last year or so that I feel like Charlie and I are at a level of friendship where I really know Charlie because I would never introduce anyone to my three-point. I have friends who do very embarrassing things. Three-point stance at a bar every third down, yells, let's heat them up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I mean, you met Kevin. Kevin came to the show a couple times. And DeQuelle. Oh, yeah, you met DeQuelle a bunch of times. He hasn't met any of my embarrassing friends.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Or are you super excited about the overwhelming amount of talent and great coaching that we have in this year's tournament?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
When it was tush push time, did he get in a four-point stance? Because you know you've got to get four-point stance for tush push. He's three-point only. He's an edge guy. He's an edge guy. He's a pass rusher. Only on third down passing situations.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Hold on, hold on. I'm sorry. I think I failed to explain this. Every single Commander's game... Unclear.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
If he's doing it at a bar. You think that the man who does a three-point stance and yells, let's heat him up at a bar is at home sitting with his leg. I sure hope our boys are victorious on this very important pivotal. Third down, no, let's heat him up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
this man's a lunatic. No, I think he believes the team needs him. It's one of those, it's kind of a superstition, but it's like, I gotta get down this three-point stance.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Eat them up. God. I went to a game last season. I got invited to the game and the third down thing made me think about it. I was invited to this game in a box and a guy warned us before the game started. Before the game started, he was like, he told the whole room, I just want you guys to know, I'm a third down noisemaker. It's a classification that I never heard of, and I didn't know you needed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I didn't think it was the justification or clarification that you had to make until third downs hit. And then what happened? And then he went nuts. And it was like a box where all the people were invited. And, you know, there are certain boxes that are a little bit quieter. It's like no one in here is like a super fan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
These are people like a company owned the box and they brought people just as like a reward. So in this box, everyone's just like, OK, cool. This is nice. It's nice. And he is going ape. Give me. Give me. I need it. Just.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Great glutes. Great glutes. Okay. I don't think that you can get in the three-point stance at the bar. I just couldn't do it. I appreciate those guys who bring that energy. I don't. It makes it more fun. You don't?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Okay, so two-point stance, two feet on the ground. Three-point stance, one hand on the ground. Four-point, two hands, two feet. What is the number that goes when you're just on your back in the bar?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
No, no one knows. Just wondering. Just wondering. Just imagining that I'm at a bar. Some people two-point stance, some people three-point stance. There's a couple guys who drink enough that just pass out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
A DB stance is just... You're kind of like, you know. What number is the stance where you have two feet and your face on the ground?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
We just kicked it off. They call it San Ant right now. Do you do a bracket? Do I do a bracket? What kind of question is that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
How did you do this year? I guess that's more a better question. How did your bracket turn out this year?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
The four teams that are here, and I alluded to the coaches earlier, two of them are 65 or over. Then the other two are 40 and under. With the changing dynamics in college sports, I think if you would have asked me, I would have said, you know what? Only young coaches.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
From here on out, because of how this has all changed, what am I to make of the idea that Pearl and Sampson are in here with Golden and Shire?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
We're bringing in college football expert John.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Or excuse me, college. Get your mind off the gridiron. My bad, it's hard. Well, I mean. Hardwood. John Fanta. is also a football enthusiast, but we have him here to talk about basketball. He might be interesting to talk to about the proposal that I just made to David Sampson because, John, welcome to the show. You're a Browns fan, right, sir?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I know you got a hard out, so lightning round coming up real quick, okay? You ready? Great question, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
What am I to make of this new tournament, the Crown? There's a whole other basketball tournament. The Crown is yours? Is that something that college basketball appreciates and respects already?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Broader than the tournament, we know about the NIL and the – The revenue sharing plan coming forward. The most recent articles that I've read suggest that the Big East is going to become a basketball power because of the disproportionate amount of money that they'll be able to spend on their basketball programs because they don't have to support football programs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Is that something we should expect? So should next year's Final Four and the Final Four after that be all Big East teams or is there something else coming down the pike?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Let's get under the table.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Way to go, John Fanta. Awesome appearance. Thank you so much, man. John Fanta did it. He's the man. Our first successful interview thanks to a great John Fanta.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
enemy thank you guys thanks for not rejecting me started with a bark ended with a bar that's a great man he should have been here hawk should have been here why oh this is a brown scene oh yeah yeah absolutely um i want to commend you all no one referenced soda in that entire interview thank you so much good job guys
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Right, but isn't it also like, don't you think that he gets that? The hackiest question you could ask, probably. So that's why I'm proud of you guys.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Charlie's like, I can't do it on command. What? No, I, Dan, new respect for Dan. We all love and appreciate Dan. We are here. Trent Williams. There we go. Billy, we got an update on the search for Jason Mason.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
No, well, we were making fun. Dominique was making fun of. I was not making fun of Jason Mason. I was making fun of Taylor.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I mean, I was a little confused why he needed to have glasses on while he was running. That's a good point, man. Just like, I would assume that you want to drop all the weight that you can.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I think it's just, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
His name's not Jason. You said you contacted him. What's his name, Billy? Do you know his actual name?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
A hell of a tease. The... Wait a second.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
You've got to let that sit, Billy. You've got to let that sit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
I want to get back into the destination wedding in a second. And perhaps this stature has been moved from upstairs to now next to me. I'm proud to have it next to me. Representing discipline in the face of spoiled brattiness. Greg Cody is, he's descended into the stage. I haven't seen it in a long time. I really haven't.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Local columnist, a man of dignity who has written a number of columns over the years and doesn't usually excoriate anyone. I remember at the end, look, this used to mean something when Billy talks about reporters and stuff. It used to mean something when the local columnist was somebody of a certain grace who, in our community at least, you know, When he ripped somebody, it meant something.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
It wasn't just gas bags on the radio like us or even kids in the newspaper like me. When I ripped somebody, it meant less than when Edwin Pope was doing it. Greg Cody is now Edwin Pope in our market. And I don't know that I've ever seen him as angry at an athlete as he presently is at Jimmy Butler.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
He's descended in the kind of name calling that I did when Saban left Miami to go to Alabama, and I was wandering everywhere calling him a carpet salesman. Like, because he sold everybody a bunch of things about how he wanted to be here. And I wandered around calling him names for an entire year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
I mean, he did. It was the easiest thing. Liar! Yeah. But now, now Greg Cody has arrived at quitter.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
If I may here, because I haven't done any reporting on what happened yesterday. I've read the reports. I don't know how much reporting you have done, Greg. I do believe that at this point, I'm led to assume... that the Heat will suspend him if he hiccups wrong.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Like, that the rules have all changed now to whatever it is we need to do to suspend him, he's now practicing with a bunch of guys who don't want to be practicing with him. If you believe in the cultish aspects of... Look, man. These people are very mush. It's us against everybody.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
You're either in here or you're not because if we're going to be throwing up every day from the workouts, we're all in here on the same thing to win. You're now embarrassing in public. a guy who's had godfather power in this sport, earned for 50 years.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
I cannot imagine how cruel and petty he is doing this as he's got the strength of everybody behind him, Stugatz, because it's the easiest thing in the world right now. to lean back on Jimmy Butler. The entire machine does. Nobody's gonna support what he's doing now. That's not gonna be supported even by the crassest of businessmen, but it is the model for how you get your way in this sport.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
They benefited off of it 15 years ago, and they suffer from it now. This is what happens when the player gets the power.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
We said this was a statue. It's not a cardboard cutout. It was on the roof of the Elser Hotel because this show now stands in solidarity with Pat Riley. But this particular name calling, can you guys help me? Because I know everybody's tired of this. And look, it's just... It's the gossipy, lame news of the moment in sports if you don't want to talk about Jerry Jones.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Another suspension for a 500 team that had a nice win last night against Orlando in a regular season that only matters for these things. Because Boston's losing against Houston, and we'll make that a nice story, but everyone knows come playoff time, Boston is going to be the team to beat if they're healthy. Even if they go through 20 games, they're weird and lose at home to Houston. Yep.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Yeah, maybe. And maybe the Knicks. The Knicks looked great last night as well. This Heat is a bit of a nowhere team right now. And this kind of stuff... is stuff that sports fans love to eat up. I ask you to imagine, what do you imagine that workplace is like for him right now? The mess he made when I explained to you that this is a cult of people who are going to now line up against you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
You're either with us or you're against us. So now the whole machine works against Jimmy Butler. It's not just Pat Riley. It's not just statement after statement. Here's the suspension. Here's another 500 grand. The media is going to also do what Greg Cody is going to do because the city is going to applaud Greg Cody saying it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
On that one, I might stop you just because I do think he wanted the public spectacle of getting his money by showing up and then not starting. And I do believe it bothered him that he was not starting. I believe the reports that he walked out of practice early. I would stay until the end of practice if I were him every day because I would assume they are looking for ways to find that Jimmy Butler.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
You basically have an organization that I'm assuming is when he shows up to work for these next weeks. This week of days, if indeed it's not going to be, OK, we'll keep you after the trade deadline. We've got 10 more teams available to bid on you in the offseason. And then we'll work this to see if you'll ruin the second half of the season. And we'll see if you opt in as your threat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Like, if that's where all of this is going to go. If they actually don't trade him, because I don't know if anyone in our audience thinks that there's a possibility. But I would say there's a more than 0% chance that they don't trade him. I don't think it's a 0% chance that they trade him before the trade deadline. They might make his life miserable right up into the offseason.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Bills fans tonight, their hopes crushed yet again. It ends for the Bills again in Kansas City. It's not fun to be the champ here to beat the champs and we didn't do it tonight.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
You want to keep coming to work? This way.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
You'd be stunned if they kept him past the trade deadline and said, we'll try to do it this way with Ware. Ware's going to be Rookie of the Year. We'll try and do it with big front lines.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
I think you are right. This is all hilarious. And what do you do when you're met with Greg Cody's stinging criticism of Jimmy Butler? And only Jimmy Butler, by the way. Because Greg's not criticizing the heat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Forgive me for taking this long to get to the Jerry Jones sound. I will ask that the audience and Jessica and Jeremy and everyone, please tell me. Tell me. Give me a sound. Give me something that alerts me to when we've talked Jimmy Butler 12 minutes too long.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Jessica, but this is the thing, right? The thing that's happening with Billy, yes, Billy was cooking. And I would be happy to listen to this viewpoint by Billy because Billy speaks for both the audience and people who are so very tired of all of the heat talk that has infected this show for the last 15 years. For the last 15 years. So you're voicing something that was actually fresh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
It wasn't this musty plume of cobweb smoke that comes out of the old columnist's face when he criticizes the athlete for misbehaving. You gave us some new stuff. You said everyone's a fool, you're all idiots, and we'd be laughing at this if we were still a funny show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Yeah, Roy thought the hockey show's popularity. Scandinavia. Yeah, he thought we should send him to Finland to go drink beer so he could come back with a guitar riff again.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Greg, he got his line wrong again. I know. You got to get for me, you have to get isolated, him trying to deliver his Zagak there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
And delivering it really poorly. And get me the Jerry Jones sound, please, because I don't want this guy to get away with it. Jerry Jones at 80 cannot and must not be allowed to sneak a head coach past us when we're not paying attention because we're busy with the games this week. And he tried to do it on Friday. He got a bunch of noise at night.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
And now Jerry Jones is going everywhere, giving more press conference than Brian Schottenheimer. And he's telling you every way and fashion that he runs the team and Brian works for him. And their franchise is the most valuable one in the sport.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
I'll prove to you guys how tough I am. Look at this fool I hired. I can't even imagine how distorted that dude is. Just distorted from whatever comes with fame and wealth in that sport. I said yesterday, Don Van Nada and Seth Wickersham, who are among the best of real reporting that Billy wants on this game in Spain.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
No, it wasn't deep. It was a shallow dive. And I've come to expect deep, deep dives from them. And all they did was like, there was some secondhand reporting on stuff that, that confirmed what we already knew that Dan Snyder is a bleep hole and that Dan Snyder is a bleep hole who would not enjoy Washington having success after he's gone. Uh, but the, the reporting from great reporters, uh,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
created a story that made it yet more obvious to me man the wealthy in this country are getting so wealthy that reporters can't even really get near them not anymore like the that there's so many shields and and interferences that that if you kill the news media.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Like, Wickersham and Venata are doing it as well as it can be done, and they're going, anonymous sources that were near the dinner and heard about the dinner, because where rich people reside, reporters can't get there anymore to smoke out what the real truth is, and Snyder left in disgrace. Snyder, we didn't even get to the, they did a lot of reporting on Snyder.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
What Snyder left in his wake was a disaster minefield that was only revealed to us because the other owners also wanted him gone.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Chris, are you simply laughing because Billy sunk deep into his explanation of who the rooster was because he realized he was ending a segment with a joke for seven people?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
What's happening nationally with Kansas City is super interesting because they're going to be so excellent that they beat the bleep you out of you, where you're so frustrated that they always get to win, that that is some of the best and most hissing, defiant kind of winning, when you can tell everybody, you guys didn't want us to win and we won anyway. But I have for many years now,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Secretly, I'm gonna reveal a secret. Tuesday's my favorite day of the week. I know it doesn't seem like it because I'm perpetually annoyed and Cody and Stu Gatz are maximum rodeo clowning. But the problem I have today is I've got Greg Cody fired up about a topic nobody else wants to hear another word about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
However, he's the local columnist who has now descended into willing to call the athlete names. Angry enough to call the athlete names. So I've got that in our holster, but I also have Stugatz in the garage trying to fix a spare tire yesterday. And I have Billy Gill has a bone to pick, and I've got Jerry Jones and an assortment of clown sound. Wow. Big day. You've got a lot.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
But Billy with a bone to pick, I snuck that in there. I've got to go there first, correct?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Why don't you want to go to... Okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Wait, Chris, Chris, your... Everything's in a different language. Chris, your father... Speak English, Spain. Your father has become so formed... He doesn't want to go anywhere foreign because he's happy in plantation. A cruise ship plantation, don't put me on a 12-hour flight that doesn't have a dozen beers on it so that I can get to another country.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
You're not even getting your signature lines right? All right, you know what?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
He deserves to leave. You guys, all right, look. I'm not going to kick him out, but he's got to get his signature lines right the first 10 minutes of the show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
It can't be. Later in the show, we will forgive that it's a stamina thing and he's run out of gas, but we can't be 10 minutes into the show and he lazily throws out his a-ga-ga. It's got to be a full force, full Tuesday zagak.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Give me a zagak till 11. Let me press the gas till 11. I'll tell you what's happened here, and it happened to all of us yesterday. Sunday takes a lot out of us. It takes a lot out of us for the whole week. Late night. And so we're going to get a Greg Cody who might be a little fatigued today, a little beat up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
No. What do you mean? So, Jessica, can you walk me through among these things which you're most interested in? Because we've got Jerry Jones after he tried to sneak a head coach past us on Friday.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
jerry jones is out here uh talking and it's just great to see an 80 year old man just drunk on power basically running the most valuable franchise in sports and just hiring administrative assistant to be his coach because he can because he's going to run it to the grave you've got that you've got a video of stugatz trying to fix a flat tire in the parking lot
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
You've got, I'm assuming, yet more bone to pick with Billy Gill and Greg Cody really wants to call Jimmy Butler names.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
It's a great idea to make the bride and groom have the community vote on where would you like our love to be celebrated.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Parkland. Well, you're allowing the group, the community to make a joke in that case. I don't want people in my house, though. Well, Billy, let's examine this for a second because I hate that we're becoming this show, okay? Greg Cody is sitting here arguing, I don't want to go to an NFL game in Spain.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
But I would imagine if Metal Ark paid for any employee here to go to Spain for that Dolphin game, that would be a prized possession in this workplace because not everyone is so jaded and cynical after a lifetime making money off of sports that they say, I don't want to go all the way to Spain to see the Dolphins play an NFL game. I don't want to be that show, man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Inside the NBA is complaining a lot about today's basketball. We're now the show that doesn't want to go to a foreign land to watch the Dolphins play because Cody's tired and just wants to drive to Miami Springs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
My boldest take from the weekend is that the Tootsie Roll song is way more popular than the Tootsie Roll candy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
It was a surprise cast appearance, and I don't want to give anything away other than we already gave away that there is a surprise guest appearance. But if you know who the person is, you know anything about them, it makes total sense. because of something about them that I cannot reveal without saying who the person is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
They could have really condensed some of the storyline. They added an episode this season because the first two seasons was like every day was an episode. And this season, this whole like lunar party or what, full moon party, right? They got its own episode, which is out of character. But they could have really like kind of like Jason Isaacs, we kind of know what is going on there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
We didn't need to stretch that out over four episodes.
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Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
I'm open-minded about it. The ending could make it all worthwhile. I agree with you. I'm very excited.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
Everyone sort of operates in the gray in White Lotus. No, but he's a defrauder. He's a person who's committed crimes, it appears.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
We don't know a lot about him, but I think you can deduce. The world is closing in on him. Do you mean spiritually in his soul, or do you mean his actions? We could get deep about it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
You want to read Monster?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
Because I found these quotes to be absurd, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
OK, I don't even know where to begin because the nudity in Onora was one of the most hotly contested items of Internet discourse for weeks after the Oscars. But also you you just did bring up her vulva. So now now we are talking about it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
But it was, wasn't it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Double Standard For Men?
And most women don't wear prosthetics when they're nude in scenes. And also Hollywood has been making women be nude for a lot longer than we've had, like, you know, constant male nudity, which we talked about to start the show. I just find this whole thing very, very strange. Like, just stop.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
Wilt, in order to come to that game, took a train. I remember him being there early.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
You? The person who agonized four weeks over whether to paint your walls eggshell or off-white bought and financed a car in minutes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
You? The person who agonized four weeks over whether to paint your walls eggshell or off-white bought and financed a car in minutes?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
And then we got another one. Hi, Pablo. My name is Matthew. I have a question, and it's actually kind of a conspiracy theory that perhaps only I believe in, but maybe others do, and we shall find out. It revolves around Wilt Chamberlain's 100 point game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
We have no video evidence of this happening as far as I know, and the only photographic evidence of this is a locker room photo and a piece of paper that says 100 on it. I'm not sure that I truly believe and trust that Wilt Chamberlain actually scored 100 points in a game. I know that sounds crazy, but I need your help.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - Wilt Chamberlain and the Conspiracy Factory: We Unearthed the True Story of the 100-Point Game
Wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
#BecauseMiami: Dr. Mufson or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Less Fluoride
No.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
#BecauseMiami: Dr. Mufson or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Less Fluoride
And the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
The George Janko Show
The Christian Avengers | EP. 100
I'm so sorry, Ruslan. Thank you so much for sharing that.
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The Christian Avengers | EP. 100
Such a good question. I said it a little roughly, but you know.
The George Janko Show
The Christian Avengers | EP. 100
Amen. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you so much for that.
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The Christian Avengers | EP. 100
You do. How was that feeling? How was that going? Hey, John.
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The Incredible Edible Matthews Sisters. She eases our woes, it's Melissa St. Rose.
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She ain't no shrinking Violet Couture. We love you guys.
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Don't be a starving child in Africa either.
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He's like, guess what? It's not fractured. The doctor just said don't do anything on a boat.
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And I'm like, I'm going to rob them.
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Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt. Dana see, Dana do. We never miss her call, it's Diane Call.
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He's like, I'm in a kimono. Can you believe it?
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We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neal. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily sides.
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The Incredible Edible Matthew Sisters. She eases our woes, it's Melissa St. Rose.
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She ain't no shrinkin' Violet Couture. We love you guys.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Are we going to have a good day today? Or is it going to be a rough day today? Thank God.
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It's like, I'm not committing to opening until you're committed to me. I'm not a loose door. I'm a really, really rigid door.
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She's like, we're staying in Lindsay's room this weekend.
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She's like, oh my gosh, this is amazing. We have everything.
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Some of us bark and some of us.
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Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
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Like, and, you know, I don't wonder if it's going to affect my relationship with Paige.
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She's like, oh my God, I think you look so good.
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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She sure is swell, it's Raquel.
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Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up, it's Beth Ani.
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Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neill.
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Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen. It's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. She gets an A, it's Kelly B. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron.
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She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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Give him hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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And Lindsay's just like, I'm here, my support. I'm here, my support.
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Even the Royals is a podcast from Wondery that pulls back the curtain on royal families from ancient empires to modern monarchs to show you the darker side of what it means to be royalty.
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Empress Theodora didn't just survive. She revolutionized women's rights across the Byzantine Empire, like changing laws to let women divorce men, own property, and bring abusive men to justice. For all her work in pioneering, she's remembered as the most powerful Byzantine empress in history.
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That show, they all move to the valley. That's the dumbest shit I ever heard. What restaurants are they working in the valleys? Stupid!
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You take it. You take it. You take it. You stole my fucking house. This isn't my goddamn plate, you fucking bitch.
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Welcome back to MSNBC News. After slapping two twin babies who wouldn't stop quote-unquote coloring too loudly, a drunk woman flipped over a table in a Waffle House, shot at cops, and called her waitress the C-word before being carted off to jail. In related news, former Real Housewife of New York, Dorinda Medley, has announced later in the year she'll reemerge on our small screens in a new show.
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Gay men have been throwing Giovanni parties around the country and burning their bras. More at ten. Whoosh! Don't know why I ain't faking I know my way around here The camera dudes, the uneaten foods The sound here Shut the fuck up, Ramona! I'm trying to do a scene! Shut up! God damn it! Yes, a world to rediscover But I'm not in any hurry And I need a moment. The bitches backing it up.
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The easy pass vaginas. The liar, liar, hoes on fire. The whiners, they're lowering the mic booth. I just made up the fish room. Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye. A floating red balloon.
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This time we'll be bigger and drunker than we knew it. So let me rip. I'll tell on Clip. Not well, bitch.
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It always shakes, to be honest with you. I mean, it's not really a nerve thing. It shakes a lot.
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You know who Andy Sandberger is? He's on his show called Sunday Night Live. It's a show that's live on Sunday Night Live. It's in costume. Who did Andy Sandberger's bubble dress? I got a bubble dress. You know who else has a bubble dress? Lady Gaga. Sorry.
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Okay, but... Like, what you're looking for in discussions about your career, I mean, it's not realistic, okay?
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Alright, those aren't fighting words, Carl. Those aren't really fighting words right now. I'm not going to do this right now, Carl.
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I'm trying to understand, like, what does that sentence mean? Like, what are your needs?
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I guess that's why she was like, well, we're just gonna have to wait till all the facts come out to find out if I drove over that median while I was drunk, which I did.
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Excuse me, Britney, are you recording us? I do not consent to being recorded.
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Guys, I wasn't recording. I was saying hello to my daughter, who hasn't spoken to me in years, but passed a math test recently, and, you know, I was playing Wordle and checking Grindr. It's not even a phone.
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Good night. Thank you. Giselle Wish. Oh yes, hi, from the bookstore. Thank you. Good night, everyone.
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She ain't no shrinkin' Violet Couture. We love you guys.
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Woohoo! Boat ride! Boat ride! It's gonna be a boat ride! Best day ever! We love boat rides! I feel like I lost something. I feel weak. I feel weak.
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You're a bully. You're a bully. You're mean. Oh, my God. Look. Poor people dogs. Hi, poor people dogs. They look hungry.
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Take the chicken, poor dogs. You got nothing.
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Poor dogs. I'm going through a divorce. Lily! Ah!
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Could you pull over to the creepy dead baby doll tree? I got to pee at some point, all right?
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You get a tuna sandwich. You get a tuna sandwich. And a toilet.
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Everybody gets a toilet. Look under your seat. It's a toilet.
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Welcome to part two of the 2025 Golden Crappy Awards. Who will win for best Bravo show? Best Bravo Liberty of the year? We don't know.
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It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.
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This is exhausting.
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Here's a toast to the good nights.
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Damn it.
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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac
So we can all agree Kanye should be the bellwether for all of these things and the nation's attention. Thank you. I mean, that is the ultimate arbiter. The ultimate arbiter.
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While I was gone, a third Zagaki was born, and I think I heard, correct me if I'm wrong here, Jeremy trying to partake in a fourth Zagaki, and I am here for a future where I am surrounded by a chorus of clucking Zagakis. Stugatz.
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Amin El-Hassan was really disrespectful, but also a little bit right when he says, I don't know who Felipe Esparza is, but he sounds like a shortstop. He sounds like a baseball player. That does sound more like a baseball player than a comedian, but he is selling out tour dates across the country. It's currently the At My Leisure Tour.
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He has one of the top comedy podcasts here for about a decade, What's Up Fool, and he's got three specials uh, that are streaming on Netflix and Max, and he's got another one coming out on Netflix, raging fool that, uh, streams globally here next month or next week, actually. So Philippe, thank you for joining us. He's also a giant sports fan.
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So just you, you wake up this morning, uh, or you wake up yesterday morning to the news or at night, you hear that Luka Doncic is a member of your Lakers and your thoughts were, are, were what, and thank you for joining us by the way. My thoughts were, who is Luka Doc? Okay.
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Very good. So you're not that big of a sports fan then.
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No, Stugatz was considering just driving up after the flight. He doesn't mind wasting a little money. I mean, he does that every day. He'd go home. He'll just keep driving. Never stop. He'll just miss the exit past his house. Halfway point. Yes. We are going to get to Felipe Esparza in a second, but not before we bring in Amin Alhassan, our regular NBA insider.
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Oh, that's okay. I got bad information. He's on your team now. He's on the Lakers. Do you know who Amin El-Hassan is? Well, if you don't know who Luka Doncic is, there's no way. Luka, did he come illegally from Ukraine?
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Stugatz, I don't think it was Bob Walk. I think it was Bob Welch, I think he said. Bob Welch, yeah.
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Thank you. I thought that that would be your wheelhouse for sure. Didn't you work at Dodger Stadium? Yes, I used to make hot dogs and popcorn, and I used to sell souvenirs around the stands. Your story's kind of crazy, right? I mean, you talk about all this stuff in your special. You don't keep very much out of it. Your journey, was it funny while it was happening?
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Because some of the stuff feels like it wasn't that funny.
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heartbreaking but um i didn't have a therapist or my mom would just say get over it so stand-up comedy was like the only therapy where i could just release it and let it go well what are we talking about there though because for the people who don't know your story we're talking about deportation how many times uh just just start there on how how you got to this country oh man the first time um we thought we just we just
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These stories obviously are not being told by many people on the stand-up comedy tour. How unlikely is your story, the idea that you have comedy specials? Does that even register with you, the idea of being able to make this kind of career with your freedom when you're remembering the time you're in America, you're close to your dreams, and your dreams probably didn't look exactly like this?
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You can check him out in a renewed and refurbished oddball with Izzy Gutierrez. What are you making faces about? What's the matter? Who's Felipe Esparza? He's a comedian. He's got three Netflix specials. What's the matter? Okay.
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I wonder, you can laugh at some of this stuff, but you see where we are in the country right now at a Raptors game. And the Canadian people are supposed to be polite. They're booing the national anthem. The things that America is doing is landing poorly. And they are making stories like yours and people like you, the other.
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You do what with that politically as you live in the middle of it, but are grateful for what this country provides or has provided.
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You do your specials in Spanish and English. What language are you funnier in? You know what?
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When you have a special coming out, what is the feeling? Because, again, Raging Fool comes out February 11th. Is it nervous, excitement, relief? You've been working on this material for a long time, yes?
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It's over. It's a funny way to describe your special, the idea that it's over and then you have to start all over at the bottom of the mountain. So basically on February 11th, it's not a day of delight and celebration that your special comes out. It's the warning that you have to get back to work. Hurry up. You've got a blank slate, you idiot.
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Yeah, that's when you know the stuff, it's time to redo it. But when you're driving over the border, what are you dreaming of doing in this country? How unusual is a career in comedy from where you were?
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All right, so put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Felipe Esparza, new Marlon or a new comedian?
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Roy Wood Jr. is a friend of the show. He recently told a story on another podcast about how you taught him about kindness and friendship after you beat him on Last Comic Standing. And he said he and the other comics weren't nice to you. And that for a while, the only person that would talk to you on tour after that was the bus driver. What do you remember about all of that?
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Yeah, okay, we will do that in a second. Amin, what were your thoughts from all you've read and consumed? This is a lot of consensus here. Give me some answers to some questions. Incompetence by the Mavericks? Why would you not go to all the teams and see what you could get?
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Well, there is a picture of me from the pandemic. Yes, very Cuban. Look at it, bro. We both look like Salma Hayek. I will tell the people again that Philippe is on his nationwide tour. What do you want people to know, Philippe, about what it is that you're doing? Is it Raging Fool that you want them to check out? Are you prouder of At My Leisure?
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What do you view as your career achievement of the moment?
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That's very generous of you. Thank you. Spread the love. Yes, we will spread the Mexican love. Thank you, sir. We appreciate your time on the show. Thank you for taking it.
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Yeah, I asked you about the Lakers instead. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Do you know who Pete Carroll is?
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Ah, boo. Yeah, that's 22 years without a playoff victory, but your Dodgers are cheating.
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Okay, but you're cheating. It's not fair that you get to buy all the players, and just because you get to hold up your fingers L.A. is the best, you're still cheating. It's not right what you're doing to baseball. You're moving.
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Yeah, that is part of the problem. But you have all of them. And you have the one that pitches and hits. You have the one that does both of those things. Thank you, Philippe. Good talking to you.
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Deferred payments, $2 million for Otani. Get out of here. Goodbye. Shout out to my boy from the California Angels, Joe Adele. That's my man. Okay, but they weren't the California Angels. They were California Angels 10 years ago.
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All right, get out of here. Goodbye. Good talking to you. See you later.
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What do you do with them when they're done? Because you can't donate bathroom books. You need one book you've read on the toilet. Sometimes I could take that out of there. Sometimes I can't.
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Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Can we spell it Booth?
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You say this, but still an act of either negligence or incompetence not to go to every team in the league to get the valuable asset that you have a maximum value, no?
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I mean, I was theorizing that if you're going to blindside him by taking $100 million away, you do not want anyone knowing that.
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How many teams say no to Luka? To their best player for Luka, give me the number of teams.
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You think Rich is keeping that from LeBron for 48 hours as part of his agent duties?
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No, fair enough. No, no, no. Fair enough. Fair enough. But these are life. These are lifelong friends. And these are business associates who have trafficked over lifelong friendships. And their allegiances are going to be to each other over Anthony Davis or the billion dollar investors.
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I mean, would you not agree that LeBron James and Rich Paul are the greatest of friends? Yes, they're great friends, yes.
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Okay, so you're telling me that Rich Paul is so honorable that he's going to make sure to take care of the same client he pulled out of New Orleans in order to get LeBron a Fountain of Youth in Los Angeles, that his loyalty is going to be to his job and his client and not to one of his best friends? who is also affected, whose entire economy is affected by this.
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It worked out for both of them, but Anthony Davis was brought to be the guy who helped LeBron age.
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Stugatz is on his way out of here. He's trying to decide, and Mike Ryan was curiously interested in this in a way that surprised me. He's trying to decide whether to take the 90-minute flight to New Orleans or just drive up right after the show, just drive 11 hours and get there by...
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That should be a victory lap. That is sports radio, my man. I think you should be victory lapping right now while you're on your couch. I do believe we are underestimating Anthony Davis, though. Yes, he benefits from being LeBron's No. 2, but he's forever considered a No. 2 because we never got to see him as the No. 1 after New Orleans. And I don't know that that's what we're going to see now.
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I think you yourself are devaluing how good Anthony Davis is.
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What's the most interesting thing about all of this to you?
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By midnight, I was stunned to hear Mike Ryan be interested in this, although I do understand adding at least a couple of hours to your trip if you don't want to deal just with the airport. Getting to the airport, bothering with people at the airport, this is adding 10 hours to my trip.