Is anybody better at pinning a puck in the corner than the Florida Panthers? Is that the lamest thing to celebrate about your favorite team? Is there anything more American than immediately wondering which sports team the first American Pope supports? Plus, the Top 5 people in sports who connote the Pope and the Conclave, and athletes whose names sound like marijuana strains. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Who are the main speakers in the Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless episode?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. It is time for Stugatz to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy Stu.
Weekend Observations are brought to you by Miller Lite. That's awkward. What happened? I mean, it's just awkward. It's my boy Stu and then it's not Stu, it's you. By my boy you. Yeah.
Doesn't really work. Dan! He had a rough start to the series. But like any great player, with their backs against the wall, he rose to the occasion. Facing 23 shots and saving every bleeping one. And Dan, just like that, make no mistake about it. After a shutout, playoff Bobrovsky is back. He's my dog.
Celtics shooting 50% from three this series in their win and under 30% from three in their losses. You know what they say, Dano? You live by the three, you die by the three, and the Celtics are dying. Yes. Knicks deserve to lose for wearing an alternate jersey at Madison Square Garden. The Mecca. You don't wear Navy uniforms in your biggest game of the season.
What happened to just wearing white at home?
Dude, I don't know what the Pacers uniform is anymore.
Just wear white. Home team wears white. Why are we complicating things? No beeps. Okay. Boston Celtics, the rare season that ends along with next season too. Tough break for old Jason Tatum, huh?
Is that what we're doing? I know it's a tough injury to come back from. I know he won't get back until late next season, but we're going to knock two seasons out with that injury?
They're done.
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Chapter 3: Which players are considered top mid-range shooters in NBA history?
Is this a Nathan Fielder bit? Is this like going from HBO Max to back to HBO Max?
I feel like they just changed the Max logo also to look more like HBO. Now they're changing the name back. It's a Nathan Fielder thing. It has to be. You can find our show.
I don't know if my own life is real. I think Nathan Fielder is going to walk out with that laptop on that harness and just kind of like. That looks so cool. No, it doesn't. Come on, man.
What? It does. It looks like this guy's taking care of business. You should get one of those. When's your birthday? Hey, is your birthday now? Next week. All right, Dan.
Laptop holder for his waist. Amin here, like all great art, okay, you will eventually come to moral conundrums that will make you ask yourself questions. The best of art. And that show... is a wonder and delight.
And I am confused by both the HBO Max, Max Switch, but I'm also confused in this age when really talented people are having trouble getting things made because there are just a few people making them. And I don't think people totally realize like the threat AI and that writer's strike, like what's happening in Hollywood. The idea that this person is being given this budget to make this thing is
I don't know how many more chances you're going to see that someone gets the chance to do that because of how ambitious this television show is and because Amin, for one, has questions about art and the morality of the television show.
Dan, as people know, I'm a guy with a pretty low tolerance to, or a high tolerance, excuse me, to shenanigans, right? I don't get uncomfortable. I don't get cringey. I hate when the kids are like, oh, it's too cringe. No, laugh at it. It's funny. But... This last episode of the rehearsal, I cringed. I was like, there was a point where I literally yelled at my TV, Nathan, no! No, Nathan!
Because, like, he's just stacking on. And at some point, I feel like, am I wrong to enjoy this? He's exploiting people. He's exploiting people. This isn't, it's not funny anymore. Except it is hilarious. But I thought the point of the show is that he's helping people.
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Chapter 8: What are some humorous observations about sports uniforms and team performances?
Pause for laughter. Shula's Joe Jackson. Do it with shoes on. Pete Rose. Do it when you're alive. Oh, no. What happened? Nico Harrison. Chestnut checkers. Hey, Mavericks fans. The ones that booed Nico for trading Luka. You can't cheer for Cooper Flagg. Hey, Heat fans, the ones that didn't want to get the number one overall pick, 1.8% chance. Doesn't look so bad now.
At least you'll always have the most lopsided series in NBA playoff history.
What about the Zaslow game?
You got to see Pearl Jam, so that's an important thing. Twice. How does transitive property work with the Pacers? Are they 244 points better than the Miami Heat? At least.
Nico Harrison, getting rewarded after screwing up. Nico Harrison, the Stugatz is strong in you. Nothing is more American than immediately wondering what teams the new Pope cheers for. White Sox, by the way. It's outside. Dodgers, 500 over the last 10 games. Overrated. Shohei Otani, do it from the mound. Top five athletes that connote the Pope and the conclave. Number five, Ryan Church.
Number four, Bishop Sankey. Number three, Brian Cardinal. Number two, Kavosi Smoke. Number one, Mark Pope. Is it? I thought it was Kavosi. Yeah, that's what happens when someone else writes a joke. Minnesota Twins, getting hot. Dan, do you know what the P in Michael Porter Jr. stands for? It stands for pass the ball to Jokic. He was terrible last night. I mean, what the hell is he doing?
Speaking of hell, Art Bryles. Dan, those are the weekend observations.
I have a couple of questions for you guys. I believe you guys might not have caught this, that we have our first historic Zazz snort laughing at something on the air. Did you guys hear that? I did. I was like, did he burp? No, it was a little snort and he was laughing at the idea of a weed strain being named Bud Black.
Let's come up with some names, athlete names that I think we could do better than Bud Black. I wanted to ask you guys something else though about pathetic things that a champion can be proud of because the amount of pride that just came through this room at the idea that this group has a hockey team. That better than anyone can put a puck in a corner.
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