Stugotz
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
This is largely performative, but we need to establish some reasonable doubt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
I always like leaving Dan on high.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: I'm Here, I've Lived, How About You?
You know what it means when you have four Zagakis, Dan? I don't. You don't have one. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: I'm Here, I've Lived, How About You?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
You and think pieces. I got to tell you, I was thinking about think pieces the entire day yesterday.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
It's a terrible sell. Like, because I don't want to think. Don't tell me it's a think piece. I just want to read your column, be done with it, move on to the next. If I read anything at all. What I don't want to do is have to think too much. Okay. Yes. I mean, you're right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Weird icebreaker. Did she introduce you to her dad? Yeah, here's my dead dad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
You can't forgive Uncle Frank. That can't be forgiven. Maybe trusting Uncle Frank in the first place was the problem. It's a Mark Andrews situation for Uncle Frank.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Geez, man. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
She laughed out loud at that, by the way. Yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Thank you. Stugatzbook.com.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That's exactly what ends up happening, apparently, is that... Parts of the enamel of the teeth remain. The soft tissue, of course, will be cremated, but the enamel and some bone fragments remain. But then, Katie, you're right. They just grind them up into a little powder and throw it on in. Wow. How do they grind them?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Katie? It's pretty standard.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Championship weekend, I mean.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
You're right. Really diving right into this, man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Katie, how did it feel just being a sports fan? How'd that feel?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Katie, I listened to the first episode and you and Stavros were just basically cracking up the entire time on hating on each other's fandoms and creating sort of mini rivalries within it. So how much of this is going to be just celebrating sports versus kind of enjoying that friendly, you know, shit talk?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
He wants to know your pitch to the people who don't realize what it is you're doing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That's a good guess.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Their salespeople are assassins. I'm serious. I mean, they are crazy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
They feast on panicked flight.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Because he's getting better. He's getting a little bit better. He's getting better. I will say he's getting better.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
But he's getting better.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Hey friends, it's JerBear here and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the US population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
How about rings plus minus? Throw Michael's rings in a box. Throw Jokic's rings in a box. Michael has six. He has one plus five. How about that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
And let's be honest. I mean, he had 27 points, 13 rebounds, 10 assists, one block, four steals last night. Yeah. Average game. It's boring, though. Below average game. His game, his offensive game is not aesthetically pleasing. Let's put it that way. Dunk once in a while. He doesn't care why should we.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
He has four straight games with triple doubles, and he has not played a single minute in the fourth quarter in any of those games. One trick pony, this guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That's all he needs? Just get him five?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
But instead, he's top three in the NBA in points, rebounds, and assists per game, and no one's done that since 1969-70 season. Tack on a ring.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
He'd be thrilled. Now, is he choosing between that and a basketball career? Meaning, has he played basketball already? Has he made enough money? Yes, it's right now. If you tell him right now. That's tough. I think he'd go shepherd.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Shepherd. I say that with confidence.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
I mean, he does have the opportunity right now to go do it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
He's shooting 47.5% from three.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
56% on open threes. That's insane.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
He's got a roadie at Minnesota, at Chicago, at New York, at Philadelphia, at Charlotte.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Oh, wow. We're not getting it, man. I know I'm right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Your teeth are going with you to the grave.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Right, that's good. You can't say that about everyone. No, it's unusual.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
You think it's just a pile of dust and some teeth? I think when you open the grave many years later, you just see the teeth.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That's odd. I mean, let it go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Stugatz. Things just got a little awkward there. So let me be the first on this show to congratulate you on the new wife, Vince. Congratulations on feeling whole, feeling complete. You know, let's talk tailgating. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
I just got here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Stugatz. Don't do it. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
I would have voted for... This is a new and unimproved Dan Levitar show with the Stugas. Gamble on by DraftKings.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Nummer drei, erstes Tor. Nummer zwei, Defense wins Championships. Wäre es nicht viertes Tor? Und Nummer eins, Michael Jeffrey Jordan. Why would it be fourth and goal? Because it's stakes. You love first and goal. No one likes fourth and goal. No, but it's stakes. No, but if you have first and goal and you get yourself to fourth and goal, there's a big problem. I mean... There's stakes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
To everybody that does mock drafts, we don't need your mock trades. Enough.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Michael's. I don't care. Make me laugh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Nobody loves a chirp like Dan Hurley loves a chirp. It's true. What happened to him?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Okay. They made it. Dan Hurley calling a fan baldy while being bald himself. Hurley, the Stugatz is strong in you. Bald on bald crime. I thought they stuck together. No? You don't call another bald guy baldy? Sure you do, man. No, you don't. Absolutely. I call Kevin Hart short. Yeah, but it's not an insult to say, hey, baldy, if you're bald yourself.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Well, that's the reason.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Rick Pitino sagt, dass man einen Ph.D. braucht, um St. Johns zu spielen. Eine Leidenschaft, eine Hunger und einen Dreh. Goosies.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
I mean, you gotta root for the vampire.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Mack McClung. The best dunker ever? Please. The hell are we talking about? Speaking of hell, Art Bryles. Dan, those are the weekend observations. He's not the greatest dunker ever. It's absurd.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Oh, it did, yeah. Different time, man. You had such great television on Saturday nights. You had Fantasy Island, you had Love Boat, and then... If your parents were nice enough or if you could sneak away into doing it, you would stay up until 11.30 to see Saturday Night Live. You would actually see it live. That's when Saturdays meant something, back in the 80s.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Listen, I will never have the relationship with Aaron Rodgers that I have with the guy that I thought was Aaron Rodgers. I mean, that is the greatest conversation I've ever had with my quarterback.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Wann hat der Love Boat gedreht?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
I mean, that's a solid trade-off. It's life! You're just taking two inches off, you're giving me a billion dollars?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
And this is the time for him because the max deal is a slam dunk, right? Like he's going to get that. Why give up 15 to 20 percent of that money to an agent?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Ich glaube nicht, dass er einen Agenten braucht. Agenten nehmen normalerweise 4-10% des Spielersjahres nach Hause, damit wir alle klar sind. Aber du hast recht mit Shea, Dan. Er ist noch nicht überschritten. Das ist, wie ich es beurteile. Wenn ich meine Frau frage, ob sie weiß, wer SGA ist, und sie sagt nein, dann weiß sie, dass er kein massiver Superstar ist. Sie weiß John Morant.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Vielleicht, weil er in Probleme geraten ist, aber sie weiß, wer John Morant ist. Sie hat keine Ahnung, wer SGA ist. Null.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Es gibt keinen Wettbewerb.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Aber dieser Typ muss etwa fünf Wettbewerbe gewinnen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Aber der Gesicht des Basketballs ist immer gewesen, Basketball ist der beste Spieler. Es war Magic, es war Michael, es war LeBron, richtig? Das sind die Gesichter des Basketballs, richtig? Anthony Edwards ist nicht da, Mann.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Perhaps. Yeah, the last episode of the Love Boat, by the way, was 1987. I was born in 1986. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
That's legitimate. Yeah, but he's going to get fitted for his fingers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
That is beautiful. It is beautiful. He's gonna be so happy. But it's not a bowling ball.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Weekend Observations brought to you by Miller Lite. Dann in 1980 in a little town I like to call Lake Placid. They captivated the country's heart. when a team of scrappy college kids went and shocked the world and toppled these Soviet juggernauts. Sure, there's an occasional T.J. Oshie moment here and there, but they really haven't had another moment that compares since.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
But Saturday, that all changed. Really? When they beat our neighbors from the north. Do you believe in miracles? And now, this time, it's their tournament. Jessica rolling her eyes at this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Richtig. Ein Oshigol hier, ein Oshigol da. Oder ein paar.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Top 10. Big win over Creighton over the weekend. You watch it, Dan? I did not. Great team. Tenacious defense. Senior guard play. Experienced coaching. Don't be surprised if the Red Storm find themselves in the Elite 8. March is coming. Oh, March is coming.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
St. John's. Top 10. Win over Creighton. Congratulations to Adam Silver. He somehow replaced one bad All-Star game with three bad All-Star games. What are we doing? What was wrong with East vs. West? Put it on the poll. What was wrong with East vs. West? If Dalton Connect is playing in your All-Star game, guess what?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
If you want to see change, commissioners should be up for election every four years. They're skating by, Dan. That's a good take. I don't mind that at all. Like a new commish? That is a good take.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
I don't know. The players.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
That's exactly how it works. Kredit zu Victor Wembenyama, dem rareren Spieler, der in einem All-Star-Spiel geholfen hat. Wembe, er wird in zwei oder drei Jahren nicht mehr geholfen, oder? Es ist nur ein Neues für ihn? Er denkt, er muss da raus und probieren? Er tut es nicht. Ich bin froh, dass er es gemacht hat. Aber er tut es nicht. Wer fragt sich so viel von Kevin Hart? Hahaha.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Number one, Auburn. Visiting number two, Alabama. The Iron Bull. That's a put the kids to bed game. 4pm tip off. But I was serious.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
No, no, no. But I supported you. Marshawn Lynch? Yeah. To me. It's my Mr. Beast. I called Emma in Australia and I told her to go to bed. It was 11 am. No show on President's Day.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
I forgot she was in Australia. I thought she was in Syracuse. I called her. I told her to go to bed. She said, Dad, it's 11. No show on President's Day. The Ellen Levitard stands for loves himself a long weekend. Dan Lebitard, taking Presidents Day off despite hating the current president. Dan, the Stugatz is strong in you. It's a federal holiday. Oh, is it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
You took a week off. You took an extra Tuesday after the Monday off. Friday and Monday, that's it. I mean... What was yesterday? I don't know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
I didn't say anything. It's a federal holiday. If I showed up, you wouldn't have been here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
I didn't choose to make it a federal holiday. You weren't here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Interesting. If you need someone, I was here Thursday, I mean. Thank you. If you need someone to play a flamboyant man from the south, your first call is to Walter Goggins. And your second call is to Walton Goggins to offer him even more money. What did you just say? Ha! That's all I got. Draymond, don't write any checks that Steph Curry can't cash.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Draymond should thank Steph Curry every day for making his career. Draymond Green in Detroit is Rodney Magruder. Rodney. Hey, it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Ich meine, er hat das Skript. Taylor's Script. Es ist da. Es ist da. Ich habe es nicht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Ja. Ja. Das ist ein tolles Timing. William Byron. Er hat den Back-to-Back Daytona 500 gewonnen. Der große amerikanische Rennen. Weißt du, was der B in Byron steht? Nein. Back-to-Back Daytona. Weißt du, was der W in William Byron heißt? Wer the f*** ist William Byron?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Das ist der ganze Champion. Genau. Der ganze Kid Kabuto. William Byron. Do it at Talladega. Dega. Buzz Peterson is advising UNC on who to hire as their basketball GM. And his first move was to tell them to interview Buzz Peterson. Buzz, Joe Bailey und Stu Gatz sind in dir stark.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Wow, that's exactly what I would have said. Stash this away in the Something to Ponder file. Biggest star in their respective sport. Jimmy Johnson the football coach or Jimmy Johnson the NASCAR driver? No need to discuss now. Just stash it away for a rainy day. The only Kyle Busch you'll get after a race is a frustrated Kyle Busch. That's all he's got. Take your word for it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
I mean, win a race once in a while. Even then he'd be frustrated. Which Bush is the one that hung up on us?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
It was Kurt. Roy will find it. Hey, other sports watching. The Four Nations Tournament. Take notes. That's how you All-Star break. Dan, weißt du, was du sagst, wenn du vier Nationen hast? Ich sage nicht. Sie sagen, du hast ein tolles Wettbewerb. Sie sagen es. Sie sagen nicht, dass du nicht eine Nation hast. Sie sagen nur, dass du ein tolles Wettbewerb hast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Diese vier Nationen-Sache ist das größte, was je zu Hockey und All-Star-Spielen passiert.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Wie viele Spiele hast du gewonnen? Keine Ahnung. Wenn du ein Spiel mit einem Kampf startest... You've got a good one. It was Carl Busch. Told you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Okay. Dan. This Thursday. USA, Canada. The best three words in sports. Winner takes all. Top five best three words in sports. Oh wow. That's an important list. Number five. Touch them all. Nummer vier. Für den Winn.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
What are you doing? 20 years.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Like, what are you, I don't understand.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Louis hat versucht, dir zu sagen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Jimmy Johnson, come on, everybody knows that. If you guessed Elliot, you have a good chance of being right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Nein, er hat es nicht. Es sind zwei Erinnerungen. Es ist er, der die amerikanische Flagge trägt, wie du es bezeichnet hast. Und dann er, vier Spiele später, der seine Achilleschlaufe zerstört. Das ist es. Danke für nichts.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Yeah, Brett almost made the playoffs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
A worse scandal. He gave you that, too. For nine weeks with Brett Favre, the Jets were the best team in the NFL. It was the best Jet team of all time. For nine weeks. He left it out there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Ich weiß, aber wir waren immer ein Team, von dem alle Spaß gemacht haben. Und das hat sich aufgeräumt. Du hattest einen MVP-Quartier, den größten Quartier in der Franchise-Historie. Und in vier Spielen ist das vorbei. Das ganze Traum ist vorbei.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Are you trying to convince me that I'm going to miss Aaron Rodgers? I think you will. Is that what you're doing? I won't.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Er ist ein schwieriger Kerl. Ich will ihn nicht töten. So lange er noch lebt und vielleicht später, um ehrlich zu sein.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Ja, aber Hawke sagt, dass sein persönlicher Ziel war, nur ein einziges Spiel zu spielen. Er hat 74 Spiele gespielt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
And it's a very good interview. And then he was also going around his office showing pictures with Obama and just all these people. And I was like, oh, these are all great pictures. Where's the sad photo with you and Jason Capono? Yeah, he didn't like that. He didn't like that. He was like, I don't associate with sad. It's a good question, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
I imagine it's Jason Capone.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Which one of them do you not see going to the Hall of Fame? Either. Either of them.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Game time. I get happier when I go to sporting events with friends. When I go to concerts, I'm instantly happier.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
It's the greatest day of your life, I promise you. Don't you always reach for your pocket? You're like, where is this thing at? I have a heater, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
That was a challenge. These do seem like very well-wrapped gifts. I'll give him that. Thank you. I saw Izzy. Izzy's got rap game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
He was just cutting paper.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Oh, no. No. She probably buys seven times the amount of gifts that you wrap.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
I have a solution. I've seen a lot of people the last few weeks doing the topic of, like, how can we fix basketball? And I'm going to play the game. Let's fix it. I have one that I haven't heard. Let's do it. You miss four straight three-pointers, power play for the other team. Wow, I love it. One guy leaves the court for a full minute. Wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
What about the power play thing? I like the power play thing. I'm not going to lie.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Come around back or something?
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
It's weird, yeah, I ask myself that all the time.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
You've got to match that one, right?
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
The exact same unicorn.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
I wish it were closer.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Well, it's the perfect time for the Panthers to be good in this market because the rest of the professional teams are dreadful. They're getting all of our attention, and they deserve it. They won the Stanley Cup. They're the best team in hockey. They've been good for four years now.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
But the fact that the Dolphins are mediocre, the Marlins are lousy, this is a great time for that organization and the right time for that organization.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
years. So, Dan, if you look at the Panther run, you can go back to 21-22. That's the year they had the most points in the league. They lost in the playoffs. That's really when it started. So this is now, we're on the fourth season of a great hockey run, and I would say if the Panthers win another Stanley Cup, let's say this year.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
I do think there's an opportunity for the Panthers to kind of take over this town. They're never going to be as popular as the Dolphins, but I can envision a day, if they stack Cubs, where they're more popular. People care more about them than the Heat.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
If you're good, people care.
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So you're judging. It's like a state of the company, basically, right?
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Something in Broward. Plantation. Landlubbers.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Find some Bogos. Yes, for every Taka toy that is brought to the toy drive, you need to go find the Taka toy. Ooh, I like that. A scavenger hunt.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
It's really just you at a toy store. Right.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
My body hurts.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Let me say this, though. The 13-year-old, the teenagers, they forget about you. They stop caring about the holidays and family. They go through a phase, I'm telling you. They'll come back in their 20s, their mid-20s perhaps, but they don't care. Well. They don't want to be at the holiday thing with the family. They don't care about you. They just want cash. That's what they want.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Teens are teens. It doesn't matter, Dan. Parents are not parents.
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Usually before the age of 12, and then I start buying them again after the age of 21.
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They don't care about me. I don't care about them.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I haven't had one yet.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Okay, Pablo. College was a movie. The Social Network.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
One bedroom in New York also. That's doing well.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
You could have stopped it all.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
And that A.J. Brown's going to get cut.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
He was just naming Monopoly pieces. He was like, the thimble.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I was going to make a boot licker joke, but I popped it out.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Connor Scallions.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
If your college was a movie, what movie would it be? Mine is obviously Rudy, but I don't know. David's maybe Legally Blonde.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Wait, I thought it was called Back to School Jessica.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Okay.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
He...
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No one has ever pulled off the Triple Indy before or since. He went from one diving board to the next diving board to another diving board. He was not shirtless, by the way.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I said, okay, Dan, now let's get you back to the home.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I have too many notes.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Isn't that just called the G-spot?
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
David.
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What are we talking about again?
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Do you know what it is David? Let's put a button on that part of the conversation. I spent a lifetime looking. What a ridiculous take, I must say, about A.J. Brown being done with the Eagles. I mean, last week you're cutting Mike Evans before he gets his bonus. This week it's A.J. Brown being cut for reading a book.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I love what you're doing here because you're taking takes to places they've never gone before. But this is ludicrous.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
He was bettering himself.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I know. But why are you saying he's not going to be an eagle? Because if he goes on during these playoffs to have massive games, they go on to the Super Bowl. He's going to be an eagle.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Wait, how does this work? So Jalen Hurts drops back. A.J. Brown is wide open and he refuses to pass him the ball.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
You're saying A.J. Brown shouldn't read that book. I'm saying if Jalen Hurts makes that read, he should get canned. It's a good joke. It was a bad play on words. You don't have to. Fans back.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Oh, right this way.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
They just want to win games. They don't give a shit.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I mean, the expectations in Philadelphia are where the expectations should be in Philadelphia based on that roster. They're a very good football team. I don't care what their fans say or think. Their fans are a bunch of lunatics. I'm serious. And they're not allowed to celebrate this thing. They're not allowed to celebrate A.J. Brown because I'm certain on WIP they're calling right now.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Mark Gargano, and they're telling him right now, get rid of A.J. Brown. They're with David Sampson. And I'm telling you, Philadelphia, you are not allowed to root for this team because six weeks ago, you wanted to fire your coach. And most of you, I think most of you, do agree with David Sampson. And that's ludicrous.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I have an update, by the way, on the guy that was fired in Italy. He was also suspended in 2021 while he was filmed performing a fascist salute at the end of a match, chanting the name used to praise former fascist Italian leader Benito Mussolini. Quote, I admire him so much, he added on Monday's radio interview. So it sounds like maybe he had a prior history of...
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I can see it. I can see it. This is based on our conversation last segment where I called Jason Garrett, Jason Carrot.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
We have some OLI, yeah. Mookie Beats. Cam Radish. Dontario Potato. Number five, Lou Brockley. Number four, Russell Westbrook. Number three, Diana Zucchini. Number two, Kevin McHale. And number one, Dan, Jerome Lettuce.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Oh, my God.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
It's playoff time, Dano.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
He's really, really good. He's better than fine. That's the problem is that he's fine, that the defense won him a title, that the offensive line won him a title. No, Jalen Hurts won the Eagles a title.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, but the help he had two years ago when they almost beat the Kansas City Chiefs was Miles Sanders. I mean, that was the help who went to Carolina and is nothing now.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
God, that is good.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It's not a top ten. It's just ten minutes long. Like your racism, that also evergreen.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
As do I. Yeah, Jeremy lives there also.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ladies and gentlemen, an ally. Thank you, Chris. Davey's a strange place, man. It really is. It's actually worse than Plantation.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I assumed. The good cocaine, yeah. than what I've been told. Yes, from what you've learned from sources. The bad cocaine though, urine. Urine, yes.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
All right. I am unaware of this and perhaps it's a blind spot by me. Give me some shows I need to start watching, Juju.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That's what I was trying to do. I just don't feel like enough people are. That's all I'm saying. That's it. Well, but he's saying, Juju's saying that we could do better. All right. Well, I did. I mean, what are you doing? I'm only discrediting him at every turn.
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Hour 1: Dana White and the UFC
Stugatz. Yours is terrible. You just gotta get a little redder. A little pinker. You're right there, man.
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Hour 1: Dana White and the UFC
Oh, his is good, Dan. That's actually not bad. His is good. Not terrible. That's not terrible. We gotta come together. A little southern twang there.
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Hour 1: Dana White and the UFC
Normalerweise versuche ich es. Außer es ist natürlich ein Heimspiel und dann muss ich raus. Ich schätze, Roy hat einen Hockey-Stick im Bett. Es ist im Büro. Valentine's Day ist am Freitag. Das ist der Tag nach der Emo-Goth-Nacht?
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Hour 1: Dana White and the UFC
Nein, wir lusten nur von dir lustig. Nein. Jetzt sind wir einfach der Chive-Channel.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
It's a good use of time. Color me intrigued.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
None of them are as good as they used to be. It's all suck. They're suck.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
Well, I was trying to feed Chris a line. I had a child. I mean. Nailed it.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
Good cocaine has no smell. The bad cocaine, it smells like urine a bit. The drywall. The drywall.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
I don't know what's real or what's true here, but Mike told me.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
Yeah? Well, it was a bad night for the Florida Gators. It's a bad smell that puts you in a good place.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
I just don't know if that's in Miami. That's the one you're pushing back on.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
It's in the big box. In Broward, we're not grilling pork. When it's done, you pick the skin off.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
I know we're doing it in Palm Beach County.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
I mean, I got to tell you, when I think food, I think Tony Kornheiser. What are we doing here? I mean, Jesus.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
Just being kind. He was being polite.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
Oh, you're the one that attached stakes. Are you saying you're the only one who has bonfires? No, no.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
Broward has Publix. So does Palm Beach.
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Everyone's got chicken tenders. No, not like that. The list fell apart. Dan put sticks on it, and you farted. The list fell apart.
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Well done. Stay there, Roy.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
Well, that's the weird thing to me. It's like Jalen Hurts won because the offensive line is good. The defensive line is good. His wide receivers are good. His running back is great. He went to a Super Bowl two years ago with Miles Sanders as his running back. This is a guy...
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
who checks all the boxes in terms of things you want from your athlete, and he doesn't seem to be getting any of the credit. He has been through all the adversity. He had to leave Alabama after winning a national championship because it was Tua's turn, and he had to go to Oklahoma, and he didn't sulk. He went to Oklahoma and made himself better, drafted in the second round.
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makes it to two Super Bowls, won a Super Bowl, Super Bowl MVP, he's 25 years old, and no one is celebrating Jalen Hurts. And to me, that is odd, because what do we do when a team wins a Super Bowl? We usually celebrate that team's quarterback.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
I have found it interesting that we're making more excuses as to why Patrick Mahomes didn't win the Super Bowl than giving credit to Jalen Hurts for actually winning the Super Bowl.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
But that is odd to me, the fact that that's where we decided to go as a nation, as a country, and we're not addressing Jalen Hurts at all. Jalen Hurts changed his game. I know Jalen Hurts can win that team a Super Bowl because he almost did it by throwing the football two years ago. But he was willing to say, hey, you know what? We have Saquon. We have a great offensive line.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
When you need me to throw it, I'll throw it. But in the meantime, we're going to change our game and we're going to run our way to a Super Bowl. And no one is giving this guy credit for doing all the right things his entire career, college and professional, because we're making fun of the Chiefs. I agree with you.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
I know, that's what I'm saying. He had those opportunities two years ago. He outplayed Patrick Mahomes in a Super Bowl.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow in it. Shadow in it.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
I am good with no more pennies. Yes, that is ridiculous. It is silly. I am good with no more pennies. I never take the pennies. When you give me change, I say keep the pennies. And so change... You don't say keep the change? Well, no. No, just the pennies. Keep the pennies? No one says that.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
Yes. I mean, it's my penny. I'm giving it to you.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
But as a tip. Right? It's not a tip. I just don't want the penny. It's your penny. No, but it is a tip.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
You know, you say that about, you know, nickels, dimes, quarters, all that. If you invested 85 cents and you did it every single day and you did it since you were like 16 years old, you'd have a lot of money.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
I am listening to myself.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
I was telling Greg that recently I was on an airplane sitting across the aisle from Zach Thomas and I did not recognize Zach Thomas. I didn't know it was him. And the people were coming on the plane, and I got three stews. Zach Thomas got nothing. That's crazy. Zilch. And I think he enjoys it. I'm serious. That's great.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
They think a new coach is going to be the thing that helps propel this team to an NBA championship?
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When you say two games into the playoffs, are you thinking the Nuggets are down 0-2 in a series? They fire the coach? That would be great. I mean...
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David, it seems like the side that you chose was Larry Beinfest, was the GM. Is that because he's in charge of the entire organization from an on the field standpoint? So you figure, hey, if he wants the manager to go, I gotta go with my guy, right?
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You're evil. Can you take us through the in-game firing of Jack McKeon?
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Because I've noticed as I get older, Dan, when I raise my voice, and I'm going through it right now as well, when I raise my voice, my voice is shot. I used to yell all the time. Voice was fine the next day. If I yell just a little bit the day before the next day, voice is wrecked.
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Well, they're 47-32. They're the fifth seed in the West right now.
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But when you have the best player in the league, don't you expect the record to be better than 47-32?
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Take that off. You can't hear me right now.
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This hotel is tricky, by the way.
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We're going to have to show them it. There's no way he said it thinking this is going to cost me my job. I won a title a couple of years ago. Sometimes you've got to lie, Dan. Sometimes lying is the best policy. You've got to say, listen, my guys are champions. They will figure it out. We don't watch film, but we have the best player in the world.
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You have to just say the things you need to say to keep your job. You know what I'm saying?
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
He owes Pat Riley a thank you. Pat Riley does not deserve what Jimmy Butler is doing to him.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
This is insane. We turned it on you. How did that happen?
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Not across the street. Not across the street on the roof of the Elser overlooking the arena.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
He used to come on this show all the time. You're saying he's doing less.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
That's why we're building a statue. Roof of the Elser. Pointing somewhere in the vicinity of the arena. But not at the arena. But staring down at the arena. Looking down is the key part. For those of you who don't know, Dan has a legit—this is a friendship that he has with Pat Riley. It's not one of those relationships where I say, hey, everyone's my friend over at ESPN.
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Dan has a real relationship and friendship that has gone on for a decade and a half, two decades nearly, with Pat Riley. So I understand your conundrum. I understand what it is you're dealing with. But I think Pat would understand—he's been doing this forever, Dan. He understands the criticism, does he not?
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But he's been to the NBA Finals twice in the last five years. Like, we're talking like the game has passed Pat Riley by.
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It's an odd introduction. I got to be honest.
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You said it was over. He's won four Super Bowls since. He owns the Raiders. He's going to steal Vrabel away from the Raiders. From the Patriots.
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He was better after you said the thing that you said.
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Dan, we completely glossed over the fact that Billy was big time by the bald guy. Let me get back to it. At a Moss event. Let me get back to it. I remember that.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
I guess. If that's what you need, Dan. It is what I need.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
I'm going to say this for a second time. I'm not going to say it again. We have glossed over Billy being big time by the ball guy heat security. Billy, what the hell happened?
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Well, he's been fed up with Spoh for a decade.
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I'm pretty certain the Dolphins beat the Patriots like 33-20. And Dan said it right after that. Let's let the clip speak for itself.
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Wow. Wow. Wow. There it is.
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Chris. Oh, man. Chris.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Who was that guy saying in decline?
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Chris. It's going to hurt him for days.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
But you have to get out of the hot tub at some point. It's L-shaped.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Since Dan said that thing about Brady, Brady threw 290 touchdowns and 78 interceptions.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
You got a call, huh? I mean, that's what it sounds like.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
pushing me to be better okay as a as as a person i've found deep and i have also helped him through some difficult things that's all you're doing here for him i mean full circle i mean all right so so that's what a friend does for another friend dan riley did it for you you're doing it for riley you can criticize it's okay you can take it no but more than that
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Tim Donovan was with Pat Riley at the New York Knicks and came down and moved his life down here for the Godfather. He's a made man. Yes.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
You're right. He used to get there quicker. He has a name, huh? He's always just been the bald guy to me.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
I don't like knowing his name.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
That's what he does. That's correct.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
He was just saying hello.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
You should admire what Bill Zito's doing. The Panthers owner's name is Vinny Viola.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
That's pretty close to being the Mafia.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Dan, I am with you. There is no. And I said this yesterday. I'll say it again. There is absolutely no reason to criticize Pat Riley. Since 2007, they have been to the NBA Finals seven times. They've won three NBA titles.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
And so what that it was Dwayne Wade who got LeBron and Bosh to come here and not Pat Riley? None of that matters. Riley was president while that was going down, while that was going on. And so he deserves our support. And listen, Jimmy Butler, was a bad player when he got to Miami. Tobias Harris was chosen by the Philadelphia 76ers over Jimmy Butler.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
And what did Riley do with Jimmy Butler? Bad player. What did he do? He was a bad player. He was not a bad player. If Jimmy Butler was your best player, you were not a very good team. I am sorry. Bad teammate problem. Except when he came to the Heat. And then all of a sudden, he became this amazing player. He has had the greatest six-year run in his career under Pat Riley.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
He was on the Zoom the whole time. Oh, yeah? I saw. I could see him.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Should we check on Taylor? That was rough. That was rough for him.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Our water machine yesterday, I tried to get it. It's just like, hey, here's pineapple butter water. I'm like, what? April Fool's Day. Yeah.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Pineapple butter? I don't know how I got there.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
I said pineapple, and then I realized that's a normal water flavor. So I got to go somewhere, so I went to pineapple butter.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Was it Tiger Woods saying he's playing the Masters? No, this is way worse, bro.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
I'm just, like, picturing the meeting at the Bevy, like, headquarters. And they're like, hey, guys, I got an idea. On April Fool's Day, we hit him with a joke. And they're like, that's good. That's a good meeting, everyone.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
I'd try it.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Chris, this is your time. Chris, you have a question for the guest?
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
While we buy time, here's one question that Dan asked a NASCAR driver.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Yeah, because if you're an interviewee.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Four seconds of silence.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
It's time for Against the Spread! And it's brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Jess, what do we got?
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Stugatz is someone else changes my tires for me, Rich. Ah, Frankie Tires.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
I see you have your whole set of golf clubs set up behind the car.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Well, the thing is that's another one of your loaners, is it not?
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Ice pick over here. That's what they used to call them. Frankie Tire's an ice pick. Danny Ice Picks.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Is that true? Did you slash his tires, Dan? Did you? I thought about it.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Ooh, yeah, could you put out your cigar butt in the tire and melt it? Yeah, he could burn a hole in the tire.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Sounds like you've tried it before. Yeah. Have you tried it before? The visual of Elise out there, like, doing it for you is funny. That's only on Wednesdays.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
You just let the air out then? What was the damage to the tires? Did you get it fixed? I mean, yeah, I brought it in. I have a loaner.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
I'm starting to think you did this to your own tire just to get a loaner again. Because you've had your car for one day the past six months. Right. I missed the loaner. Do you know why?
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Never forget. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Yeah, and out of town or in town for a good time. Buttercup.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
I think I'd go to an ENT named Eberflus. Yeah. Dr. Eberflux?
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
One that you couldn't get here, though. It's only available in Europe.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Lovie? No. It's decent. Dan Quinn just does nothing for me. Lovie Smith is a good high school football coach, like in Texas. Lovie Smith could go on to win like 10 out of 12 state championships. Dr. McDaniel could touch my feet. Right. All my head coach names love him.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
This is the Dan Levitard Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
He's not a podiatrist.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
I'm seeing 5'11", 243. Oh, that can't be right. He's like my size. I have pictures of him, Billy.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
He can't be fined for that. You made him turn it on. That's his phone. You made him do it.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
This is entrapment. You can turn it on quietly.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Moving forward, they all count.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Yeah, coming out there, you know what I mean?
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Like, New Orleans, right?
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
So it's just New Orleans, right? That could be the only place? For now. He doesn't look like someone that would go to Mardi Gras, but looks like everyone that's at Mardi Gras once you get there. No, he looks like Key West. Good point.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
But he doesn't, like, okay. Unless you've been to Mardi Gras, you don't understand. Because he doesn't look like Mardi Gras from what you think Mardi Gras is. But once you get to Mardi Gras, it's all Mike McCarthy.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
But I don't think there's any fall pretenses when you go to Key West. Like Mardi Gras, you're tricked into going thinking it's something else. Listen, if you're a teenage boy growing up, you say, oh my God, Mardi Gras, the promised land. I know what goes on there. Doesn't go on there. Does not go on there. Doesn't happen at Mardi Gras.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
That's the thing is as a teenager, I didn't grow up thinking I'd run into Greg Cody and Tom Jordan with mashed potatoes in their hair.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
I should ask her about Spain.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Because it felt a lot longer in real time.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
jessica you've tried your damnedest to pull us off of the storyline of the day i really do hate preview shows and um god regular season basketball but our obsession with the nonsense makes it that uh we like the soap opera stuff and locally whether it's homerific zaslo saying we are the center of the basketball universe tonight
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
what was that what was that voice what was that that's his voice okay voice yeah his regular voice all right he he brought something from a little bit lower i thought i thought it had a little loyney i i i what i felt there what i heard come off him was pride do you remember how important we were 2010 to 2014 when i was sitting in a press room and that snake sedano was betraying me because i thought it was all over it was us against the world and then
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
LeBron saved the blueprint, and we're so desperate for those times around here that you get a sniff of it in the regular season. Hey, look, a game that matters! A game that matters that now Jeremy's in a lab making songs, multiple songs. Look at the smile on his face. Pain births creativity.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Wonderful. So the best result is what? Because that's for you. What is the best result for Zaz, for Jeremy, for Billy? What is the best result for Tony? I want to know. I want to know because I'm not going to be allowed to care like this again this regular season. We will talk about Oklahoma City and Houston and Denver, but it won't be the same. It's over. You want to hear my honest opinion?
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
No, but it's all over. But what we're getting tonight, so those of you, what we're getting tonight is your social media gives you five years of memories tonight. Here's the scrapbook tonight. Hey, you want to close on the relationship? Here's what you were doing the last five years. I don't know what the Heat are going to sneak in there subliminally. Good job.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I feel like the lamest thing tonight would be a kerfuffle with Dustin Robinson. Dustin Robinson!
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Which is the song, Jeremy? Do you want to sing about LeBron or do you want to sing about Jimmy first?
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
That's a breakup song. That's sad. What is that? That's not what tonight is.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
It's been worse the last 12 games. I mean, do you know how staggering it is? I'm sorry, I'm struggling so much. Do you know how staggering it is for me to go from what I've been saying about the Heat 15 years to going to calling Bam and Hero bums? The All-Stars bums because of over 16 games? That's the thing that's super weird about it.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I don't understand why Bam is now terrible. Well, he's not.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
But again, to your point, he's not good. No, the thing that's happened with winning has just made it so clear that there's something between... You guys tell me if I'm wrong because you guys do check on the advanced stats and the differences in the lineups. But when Tyler Hero's getting the usage rate, he's the all-star. And when Bam's getting everything that he can, he's the all-star.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
But they can't be all-stars at the same time if they don't have another all-star who's better than they are.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
The biggest heat of homers there are, Billy, again with the culture. What do we need to do around here to eradicate that, just to shock?
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
No, I know, but you, yesterday, yesterday and today, look.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
You know what else Zaz loves? The strangest of the cheeses on his sub. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. No, no, don't tell them. Don't tell them. Don't tell them. Guess is... Strange cheese? Wait, what kind of sub? Well, what would you guys say? What's the best of the cheeses on the subs? What is the... What do you mean any?
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
What are the best of the cheeses? Don't make guesses on what it is that his cheese is. Just give me what you would say are the Hall of Fame cheeses.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Utility infielder. Roy, you just whispered it. I don't think anybody heard you. Munster.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I don't believe anybody. None of you guessed Munster as the best of the cheeses.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Incredibly normal. No, I'm not. I wasn't saying it's normal. You eat aged cheese, don't you, Dan? Well, you know me.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I have to stay away from the dairy. I love blue cheese. Oh, I would. In a previous incarnation, I would. But now it's all alternate milks. Alternative milks. Oh.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I thought, put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Over or under of the person who calls the police the fuzz. 100 years old, put the number at 100 years old.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Have you guys seen Jimmy when he does, like, architectural digest?
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I'm more of a 12 guy. His home in California is his second home, and it's unbelievable. Like, the places that this person lives, there's a reason he wanted that extension.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Okay. All right. Jess, you must never apologize for making a digestion joke at my expense.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
That has to be a safe space for all of us. I am still alarmed as we head into this second hour, hour two of the show. It's actually the fourth hour of the show, but it's hour two of the show. Yeah, we do a lot of show.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Zaslow said something that I have not heard for all of the content made everywhere about this stupid Jimmy Butler game I have not heard said plainly on television what Zaslow just said during a break he just said Jimmy's full of shit yeah he's a liar yeah he's a liar go on
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Okay, so you could say full of shit, but I would say doesn't he end up being right about it's 35 years old and the last 16 games have proven that franchise wasn't going to give me an extension that got me to 37 and I need to get my money now because I'm tired of playing with these bums. Like... Isn't that what happened?
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Like, isn't that some form of, I know they're my friends and everything, but I'm tired of playing with these bums who have turned out in 11 games since, to appear like bums.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Okay, you can say that it's nonsense, and I would see how a proud athlete would be disrespected by, hey, do you know basketball's history on who does 40-point games? Eight games in the postseason? Like, no, get me better dudes.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
I don't want to have this conversation again when you say, though, that it would have been reckless to give it to him, perhaps. But one team was willing, and it's why Jimmy wins. Like, yes, it's reckless. And Golden State gave him the money, and he got the money because he was telling everybody, I'm 35. I know it's over. You guys don't know what these bums are.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
You don't know what I've been carrying for five years. I know I keep saying bums again and again, but, like, he's been. I don't know.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
And Connor Norby. So you guys are right. I'm going to get to these songs in a second. But before I do that, because you may be indeed tired, as I'm sure you are, of storylines instead of real basketball, I've been telling you that Juju Gotti is a special talent around here. And last season, Juju took over our live YouTube after games in a show called Alley Oop.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
And it does basketball a little bit differently. Less storyline and a little bit better than the heat Homerism you find around here. From who? Yeah, I can't believe we brought in somebody. Jess, we brought in somebody who's more of a Homer than the other Homers.
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Hour 2: The Fuzz
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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Hour 2: The Justin Tucker Allegations
I kind of want to put some googly eyes on it. Wait a minute. Can we draw some eyes?
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Hour 2: The Justin Tucker Allegations
The last thing you had legitimately seen me do with your father was to tell him exactly what to do late in life. Did Greg just physically slap his knee? I did.
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Hour 2: The Justin Tucker Allegations
Greg, you can leave. It's nice seeing you again. Nice back, too. Thank you for helping us during Operation Bloomin' Onion, Boomerang, whatever it is.
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Hour 2: The Justin Tucker Allegations
This is why Gary Furman, as a 60-year-old man, is lurking around in message boards arguing with people about who broke that story because of what Greg Cody said. Confirmant.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
I love Australia. Never been. I love a blooming onion as well.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
I invented it. It's going fantastic. My wife and I are staying home tonight. We're watching the debate on TV. We're going to do something special for dinner. It's a nice day for me so far.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
I don't care if it's the first one ever.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Look, not just for Inter-Miami, but for the league and for American soccer in general, his signing with Inter-Miami is still flabbergasting to me that they got him, and it's a monumental success just from a financial standpoint, unequivocally. What I'm saying is, if you came here to play for an MLS club, Be sort of nice to win an MLS championship.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Last year, they had the best regular season in history, and they took a big dump in the first round of the playoffs.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Major? League's Cup? Major trophy?
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Right. Well, the Club World Cup, their first match is designed that they're going to win easily. I mean, they play a club from Egypt, which is not a renowned soccer nation.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Nobody thinks Inter-Miami won MLS last season. They didn't. They had a great regular season. Then they went...
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Yeah, I didn't know that. Nowadays, they send all their convicts to New Zealand. Really? Kiwis. Also not true.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Like a wig made of trout? No, it's a fish wearing a wig. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
It's hard to compare a male actor with a female actor to a certain degree. Is it? Yeah, I'm not saying I would be an actor.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Yeah, that's exactly right. I'm not saying I would be a great actor. I would be, you know, a journeyman. I would be a working...
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Oh, she's great. You know, very political. Her speech was what you expected it to be, but I thought she looked fantastic. And Jess was telling me that she's had work done, okay, but I didn't think it was obvious.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
You reported it to me.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
I think she looks great for 87. I'm not afraid to say it.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Isn't it Ogle with a hard O?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
And if that's like that doesn't seem like something that necessarily has a full harness on its emotions. It feels like if that gets angry, that might get a coffee cup thrown across a kitchen.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Well, I was just I was going to say what a testament to love you are that you would put your own pride down in the name of what a lovely thing in the city of brotherly love for you to say him to see that with his family. I can't deny him that for my job, even though I'm the bread earner in this family.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
How many people do you trust with the kids? Not enough, right? Like it makes it too hard. I know I can't get my wife to trust anyone with the pets.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
It should be a punishment for someone, actually. You're unleashing untrained Eagle fan, Eagle dad... descendants into the world and they want to eat each other's ankles. Okay, I got it. Can you help me understand what we should take from the Ravens-Bills game? Obviously, there's going to be a lot of people talking about a lot of different angles, but the most interesting one to you was blank.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Let's speed her up. Let's speed her up right now. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Give her the music.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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That's the choice, right? If we were going rapid fire and I were to say, Ben Johnson, why now? You'd say that quarterback.
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When you say you were looking at Marcus Freeman, you were also looking at Marcus Freeman the way we all look at Marcus Freeman? Or you were just looking at him professionally? You were just looking at him?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
What are you doing? I'm firing Sean McDermott if he loses. They've made Josh Allen not reckless. That is a coaching miracle. Correct.
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This is all you want to do. Stugatz is just firing.
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Okay, what we're doing is stupid. With Ryan Day and Sirianni, what we're doing is stupid. Making it from quarter to quarter, the referendums on whether they should be fired or not.
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Patrick Mahomes is 16-3 in the playoffs. He's already tied Joe Montana for wins in the playoffs. 16 is a crazy number. They're not that good at offense this year. Your Mahomes thoughts.
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I'm trying to figure out where Cam Ward's going. No, but Mike Ryan reported exclusively that he happened to know and he knew who the number one pick was going to be, and that's not gathered any steam at all.
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When it comes to Jerry Jones and however it is the game would pass you by, wouldn't it be in your 80s just like that?
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Wow. He's got all the power in Dallas. He's the one running everything, is he not? He's the reason that everything stops with him, yes? He's got too much ego.
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I'm going to speed you up here in a second with just quick topics. But go ahead, Billy. Ask Diana something right before I do that.
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Diana, 20 seconds or less on each of these. Five to close us out. Mike Tomlin.
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Dan Campbell.
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I didn't need two seconds or less. I needed 20 seconds or less.
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Excellent. 20 seconds exactly. Dan Campbell.
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Mark Andrews.
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Stroud.
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Thank you for providing more detail on where you're going with that.
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More. See you later, Diana. Good talking to you. Yes. Oh, I'm glad you enjoyed it enough here. I love NFL. I want to do that show with your husband. How do I do the relationship show with you two? Because there are unrelenting landmines all around you guys trying to sort this out as his emotions get in the way of your job.
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Then he goes away. Good seeing you. Nice seeing you. Love you guys. Always nice seeing you. I want to do more with her relationship. There's a lot of funny stuff there. Let's see if we can get her.
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Maybe not. But let's see if in the next two weeks her husband wants to come on with her.
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It's time now, belatedly, for Stu Gatz's weekend observations.
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My kids were crying. Threatened to ban it. That's how you win young people. Just give them their sugar back. Pretend like you were going to cancel it and then give it a 75-day reprieve and you can be emperor too. I told my kids to have a conversation.
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Eight sacks, and you guys are going to tell me C.J. Stroud has regressed. That's why I was badgering poor Diana about C.J. Stroud. Do you realize that's a career high for a quarterback being pass rushed during a game? It's 23 times.
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Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Leviton Show. Should the Lions trade for Stafford?
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Was Detroit... Put it on the poll, Juju at Levitar Show. Was Detroit saving Eminem for the next game?
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I board with Group 1.
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Well, you're doing something. What airline are you flying here? Because Group 1, is it first? Oh, so it's first class. You're Group 1 because you're first class. You're telling everybody you're first class and they're not first class. Military.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
You're active military? We don't know about that. Is this how we're learning that you're a spy? Yeah. You're revealing to us that for all these years, you've been inside the government fighting secret causes on behalf of the military.
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We've got to do that. We've got to do this. We've got to have Stugatz go to get first class in a military uniform that he bought at La Casa de los Trucos over here on Calle Ocho.
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We have to do that. We have to get Stugatz into Group 1 without paying for Group 1 because he's simply dressed as the military.
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Yes, agreed. But I'm just saying I'm used to it, at least with my running backs. A little hard to tackle is kind of the job description. Quarterback, not as much.
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Is that right? Yeah. Okay, so we've decided never mind about that whole cheating for 30 years thing. Okay.
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Well, I think it should be the bat exploding. He'd have a statue unlike any other. Weren't there like gum balls, rubber balls in the bat?
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Just spewed all over the field.
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I got to speed them up here, huh? Well, can we just go back a second, though, and just make the statue rubber balls just falling all over the field? Super balls, not gumballs, that would be. Yeah, I'm sorry. That wouldn't work. I just think about that, filling your ball with sort of gumball rubber balls. What else would you do? How would you describe those? Super balls?
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Yeah, super balls.
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It was right there in front of me, and I missed it.
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My bad.
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Keep an eye on Anthony Edwards around Valentine's Day.
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We've been out of time, but you've got three or four more pages there. Just two.
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It was Jared Goff's fault, though, was it not?
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For Stafford.
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Put it on the poll, Juju. Bigger Barkley in Philadelphia, Charles or Saquon?
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One of the things I love about you traveling is your airport observations. Like the things like where clearly you're having just thoughts walking through the airport.
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We have to do it. We have to do it. I've done it. We have to get you on a flight and have video with you as you scam your way. I'm sure it's a crime of some sort.
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Stukas wandering around as Sergeant Fuller. Just going from trying to get perks at the airport.
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It's so good. It's such a good character. We could have a camera follow him through an airport. He would absolutely soak in the applause of having served in the military and possibly still serving in the military while only wearing a costume bought at La Casa de los Trucos.
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Put it on the poll, Juju. Do you love yelling, let him play, when the ref throws a flag?
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What happened there? It's just the joke at Patino's expense. It's just old.
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Tired. It's just so tired.
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You know, Ohio State, you know what? I'm here for the message. Fire him anyway. Because you're about beating Michigan. And the job is you got to beat Michigan.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
You're not sorry, though. You just cursed.
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The Jerry Jones thing is funny, no? It's crazy, yeah. He runs everything. Oh, he ran it right into the ground.
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Deep dish is good.
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Is your hair new? Yeah, your hair looks different today, doesn't it? What is that all about?
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What kind of question is that?
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Hi, Billy. Is your hair real? No, not real. No, not real.
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Go NFL is one of the worst. I love that one. Great mug. Go NFL. I'll have four.
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Best original playoff weekend ever. That cannot be selling very much.
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Oh, but Diana, you've got pretty good clout here, do you not? You have some ability to... You have some ability around your objectivities to really treat your husband to the time of a lifetime here, but only through your access and connections, correct?
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Oh, right this way.
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I think that we should do a relationship show with you and your husband because... I love him. I believe, from what I can tell, obviously you never know what someone's relationship is, but they seem to have a really, really cool and fun relationship that must make Diana crazy.
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And you working 20 hours a day because the economy must be funded. And it is hard. It is hard, hard work in the information business.
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But Diana, explain to the audience, OK, because I really want people to understand. I think Bill's Mafia is as strong a fan base as there can be in terms of passion. And of course, all fan bases are a little bit crazy. But when you're watching Rams and Eagles and what is going into that furnace is Jared Verse telling you, I hate those people. They're not the smartest. And they're not.
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And they know it. They are cave people who really love their team, and they especially love that their meathead coach is beating teams to death with Saquon Barkley's thighs.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
That's correct. If they lose, they were firing Sirianni the last five minutes of the game. So, Diane, explain to America the Eagles fan. The Eagles fan after Nick Foles wins MVP of the Super Bowl, beats Tom Brady as the backup quarterback. That Eagles fan.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
This is the part that I want to get into because it is funny to watch this Eagles fan base fall in love with this team. It's different than basketball. Whatever you view, it's much different than baseball. Football mattering in this town and having the team that's tougher than all the other teams.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
When we make Mark Wahlberg movies about this tough, gritty city and how its football team represents to the world, The identity that Philadelphia gets from this football team that beats you to death. It's not just a football team that's winning the way Nick Foles did.
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It's Saquon Barkley for 200 yards because he's tougher than all of your players or stronger or more physically fit. Uh, I don't think I understand totally what's in your household. You have to choose you there. Mom has to choose mom and her job there. And I think mom wants to be at that game doing her job. Does she not?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Well, I want to ask how many people you actually trust with your kids. But now you've led me to the other question of tell me the stories involved. Not too many details, just objects thrown in the house. What? Because if you've dated a lot, you told us that you dated a lot of Tommy DeVito's agent.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I think he's overrated a little bit. Do we have to give him credit? Do we have to give him credit? Because Andrews didn't catch the ball. Do we have to give him credit?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
So was Peyton Manning, though, and I was arguing the whole time while it was happening that he was as good as Brady. He's not.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I want to ask you, because I am someone, having done this for a very long time, but not as long as you, who marvels at your general stamina. The question I want to ask you is, does your family get annoyed by how much you just cared about what you were just talking about?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
But Russo, it's the fuel in the furnace at the end that makes all of the economy grow until he has two agents.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Ice. I am mortified by your general behavior of being Maximum Stugatz, getting near the fame, and demanding that Timothee Chalamet, whatever his name is, I can't pronounce his first name, it's the first name I have trouble with because it's not Timothee. Timothee. It's not Timothee. It's Timothee. Get over yourself. Okay, well, that's the thing. It's Timmy.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
What do you want? I'm going to root for Washington. What do you want? He wants Bill's Washington. I want Bill's Washington. Jayden, give me all the history here. Jayden Daniels is the best rookie quarterback since blank.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Yeah, but I thought that he came in at the beginning of that season and immediately showed us, oh, holy shit, no one learns the position that quickly. You rarely see it that obviously, Ruto. Good point.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Don't do this. We don't want to do that show. What do you mean? What else has you maximum fired up today? Like you just went through the litany of all the things in sports you love. You got a three-day long weekend and a whole lot of football in it. So you come out rearing this work week thinking about what most passionately?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
That's fine. They would have taken the win over Michigan.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
You got to the top, you got to the top, and you immediately started calling in favors, and then Chalamet's got to give you an audience. And then you get the audience. Shameless.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
One last question from Stu Gatz, but just put it on the poll for me, Juju, at Levitard Show. Should Ohio State fire Ryan Day anyway at Levitard Show?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Well, I want to ask you, though, when Stugat says what he says, never mind seven weeks ago – In the last five minutes of that game, Eagles fans wanted to fire Sirianni again. That is where the expectations are for that team. Doug, you've seen this so many times, right? I mean, that fan base is crazy to begin with, but now give it the expectations of championships.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Oh, we can win one with our backup quarterback, and we can be so much better than everyone. They've got an offensive line that mauls people, and they're trying to win football the old-fashioned way, and those fans are the craziest, most rugged in the sport. A.J. Brown better not read something on the sidelines. They're nuts, doggy. They were nuts 15 years ago. They were nuts 30 years ago.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
This is the most nuts they've been, to have this particular team representing them, and they don't trust their meathead coach. They don't, because... They don't. Because they got spoiled on Andy Reid and they got spoiled on the idea of we deserve to be in the championship game.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Looking forward to it. He is the leader America needs right now. He's the host of Mad Dog Unleashed weekdays at 3 p.m. Eastern on Sirius XM's Mad Dog Sports Radio, and he is very much Stugatz's idol.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
All right, enough with the two of you. He's just showing off his historic muscle from 80 years ago. See you later, doggy. Thank you. Good job, Danny. Thank you. That's the ultimate compliment. The highest compliment. Danny, good job, Danny. I am swooning. Swooning with intoxicated delight that he thinks I do this well.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Doggie, you hear that? We can bring him back. You guys want to do tennis? He's the greatest. I believe that Mike Ryan, I believe if we got Doggie on right now, that Mike Ryan and Doggie could do the best five minutes in tennis radio or sports pods you will find anywhere in America or internationally.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
That too.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
That too. That's by default. That was a rhetorical trick.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
No, you're wrong, because I'm sure there is a community of pods, as there is everywhere, for things that people care about unreasonably. But it is rare, I will tell you,
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
for Stu Gatz and Mike Ryan to both be shaken by the nipples in the morning because they know they're watching historic greatness on the television and you want to be paying attention when you care so much that you know that the care that goes into Rafael Nadal, who's going to limp through the rest of his life because of God knows what he's done to his feet to try and keep up with these two, Djokovic and Federer.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
For Djokovic to still be someone who's in the middle of your dreams, nightmares, making Tuesday morning relevant because you want to see him lose or you want to see him win. But either way, you know you're watching historic greatness.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I want to get into, with Mike Ryan, what is surrounding Mark Andrews because I pulled too hard on the rope in calling him an immortal because I'm trying to protect him. I'm trying to shield him for what cometh his way.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Yeah, I think so. He's behind Sharpen Heap. I got carried away. I'm sorry for that. Billy and Stugatz immediately jumped to attention. He does need three more good years, though. Totally fair. To become Jared Cook. I think of him as pretty great because those guys didn't have as many touchdowns as he had. He's a really good player.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I got carried away. Tony Gonzalez is the kind of immortal that I'm talking about. Correct me if I'm wrong. Somebody mentioned this to me. I didn't know if it were so or not. But Bezos' wife is the mother of Tony Gonzalez. I didn't know that until yesterday.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
It is interesting, certainly. I've got four years where I'm looking at touchdowns increasing. And generally, if I tell you who's the best to ever play at that organization, by and large, you're going to go to touchdowns for an offensive player who's not a quarterback. It's how you're going to measure greatness. When we think of that team and all-time greatness, Dugatz, we think of Ray Lewis.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
We think of Ed Reed. Yep. Do you think of Jamal Anderson when they were rugged and— Jamal Lewis. Jamal Lewis, excuse me. Forgive me.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
You don't think of getting close to 2,000 yards, playing the Saquon Barkley way? You think of Flacco? That's who you're thinking of there?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
The reason I bring all of it up is because, quiet as it is kept in America's most popular sport, for 20 years now, the greatest of the organizations has been these Ravens. if not for the stupidity of what the Patriots were doing.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Like, largely, in terms of general excellence, they flip-flopped from we were a defensive organization to now we're an offensive organization, and both styles punch in the mouth all game. Jay Glazer's saying... That's a culture of violence that they have over there.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Ricky Williams saying, when I'm in that locker room with Ed Reed and Ray Lewis, I feel like a bunny rabbit with wolves, like you're talking about. The Baltimore Ravens, if toughness is something that you feel like you can see, it's been that organization... For a quarter century, for as long as the Patriots have been here and they've done it. Do I have this wrong?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
But the reason I bring it up is because I remember the Dolphin team that was 11-5 got carried away with itself, had a home playoff game, and the Ravens came in here and ransacked them with that defense. Because when I think of Ravens being great at football, I think defense. The last six weeks of this season, when they moved Kyle Hamilton to safety, they had the number one defense in the sport.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
And they fall at the end, but whether your expectations are the Steelers or the Ravens, The Ravens have been close to the best for 25 years, competitive in the conversation.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
They just don't win enough. More than the other teams. I don't know. Who do you regard as better over the last 25 years? Maybe that's how you do the measurement. Just Super Bowls and nothing else. And I can say winning and nothing else because Tomlin's on the hot seat in a way that Harbaugh is not because he doesn't get this far to the expectations being here anymore.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
He gets to the first round and that's when he's done and they're fed up with that.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
But they've been to the Super Bowl. They played the Patriots.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
All right, put it on the poll. At Levitard Show, who's been better the last 25 years, Steelers or Ravens? A remarkably sports question, but I regard the Ravens as better. I may have it wrong. I regard Mark Andrews as somebody who doesn't drop the ball.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
You guys have me as Mark Andrews isn't a Hall of Famer? You guys think Mark Andrews... He said he's an immortal. He's got to put together four more years. That measurement that you just gave me is for immortals, is it not? That's the measurement. You're trying to give me an immortal meter, were you not?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
So, I'm not doing it this way. I'm not having the sponsor disrespected this way. This is Venmo, and the Venmo fine bucket must be respected. And so, therefore, you and I are going to have to pay our fines.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
It's been sent. No, I need to know, though. I haven't used the Venmo yet.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
You deserve a fine for just it's Tuesday, it's opposite day. It was. You deserve a fine for that.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Can you please help me, Roy, because you've told me again that we have another sponsored segment here of Boldest Take. The first one was crud. Is the second one any better? Probably not.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Yeah, you're right. Embrace it, doggy. And Bob Dylan would hate what you're doing. He would hate what you're doing. He hates what everyone's doing. He hates what Chalamet's doing. And you're out here endorsing. You're laundering Chalamet for Bob Dylan because they can buy you. It's embarrassing. But we'll get to that in a second.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I want to play the sound for you and the audience of you using your platform shamelessly to just curry favor with the famous so that your daughter can get cool things here. It's not objectivity. And it's wrong. And it needs to be called out.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Look, again, I don't like what you've become late in your career here, where you are simply trafficking in all of the powers that you have to do things that satiate only you and your ego.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I know. It's great. It's been wonderful to see it have a resurgent, where resurgent's so strong that he just got done casually saying, one of my agents...
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Well, you're not getting off the beaten path, but Mad Dog still has a good ear for this. He knows when the audience wants 45 seconds of Mad Dog and when they want 25 seconds of Mad Dog on a subject. But I do think it's fair to say that you might be the country's preeminent voice on tennis in this sphere. And so what you just saw this morning that still gets you up at 5 o'clock in the morning.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
You just saw a champion do what great, great champions do and push back youth by going and summoning his own, even though he's injured. And you just saw Djokovic throw back on somebody who's young and coming for his job with, no, I'm better than anyone who played in my era. I'm the best there's ever been.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
So it's one of the greatest compliments you could give as a host for all time to tell me that I am doing this correctly. I will have you know that as you were talking about tennis, I brought it to us. Yes, you brought it to tennis. I will give you your credit in a moment. If you give me just a second, I will tell your idol about the good thing that you did. That's where I was headed.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
As you were talking, Stu Gatz was saying in my ear, I couldn't even hear you. This is how he does it, baby. This is how the music plays. He goes through the resume and shows you how. He knows off the top of his head all of this person's credentials, and then he dismounts, and he's a gymnast for all time.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Stugatz was doing play-by-play on what it is that you were saying because he's enjoyed your tennis analysis for 30 years.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
He did. He knew. He's got the scouting report on you. He could do it. I would love to have Stugatz play-by-play that you could hear on how well he can do you for you.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I again will present to you and the audience, though, is anyone in your life, any family, any friends saying to you, Mad Dog, the way you've been compromised on this Bob Dylan movie offends us from the 1970s. You're shilling on behalf of Bob Dylan's movie in a way Bob Dylan would find unbecoming. He hated Hollywood this way.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Oh, no.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Hey, Mark Andrews, can you meet the media? Is that asking too much? Say it to me.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
I love him as an actor. Which did you like better?
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I haven't watched episode two yet. Why don't you spoil that one for me, too?
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I do, yeah. One of the great characters in the history of television, in my humble opinion. And to my credit, my personality... In my humble opinion, followed by to my credit.
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My personality does predate Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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I'm not going to say Larry David patterned himself after me.
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I would suggest the Food Network Tournament of Champions.
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Wow! Because that's a seasonal thing. They do the bracket thing, and it would really be a bummer to hear somebody say, well, last night, did you watch last night? So-and-so beat so-and-so. No, that's clear, because you can't be a spoiler on that show without saying who beat who.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
I mean, I'm not disparaging anyone. I'm just saying food poisoning is an easy thing to go to. For example, if I get shit-faced and I accidentally vomit on a court, food poisoning.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Honestly, I don't know that... I've had that feeling where you're running to the toilet and praying that you'll get there in time. I don't know whether it's food poisoning, though. Like, I never know that. Unless I'm ingesting something and immediately feeling like it was rotten, I don't know what food poisoning is.
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No, I was just using that as an example.
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It was shit-faced. Yeah, I used myself as an example.
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They might even sell out that game, which will be unusual for the Marlins.
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It's just a modern-day Harlem Globetrotters. What's wrong with that? I thought we had all outgrown that, you know, throwing a bucket of water on somebody. But, oh, there's confetti in there. It's not water. Ho, ho! I've seen a couple innings of a bananas game. I doubt that. It's not baseball. It's just some bizarre hybrid. What does that mean? I've seen a couple innings of it.
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Yeah, I haven't heard that quantified. Aaron Judge bats second.
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They have a lot of good players. If you're the Dodgers, you have so many good players. Naturally a good player.
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I come off as too critical sometimes. If you have little eight-year-old kids and you want to take them to see the Bananas, enjoy the clown show. I'm just saying, for an adult baseball fan to go to a Savannah Bananas game and really just be delighted by all the ridiculous antics, it's nothing that interests me. I can't like both.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
We're just sitting here. Motes in the outfield, get out of here. Yeah, it's not a sport.
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I don't, you know, you're brain beating me. I don't write the date and time.
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I use quite a bit of extra virgin olive oil in cooking. Olive oil prices have skyrocketed. I think they've doubled in the last year to the point now you buy like an average size jar of bottle of olive oil and it's like $18.99. It's like very expensive relative to what it was a year ago. I don't know why.
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That used to be the formula on record albums. Like, if the Beatles would put out a record album, three of them were looking straight at the camera, and then one guy's going like that, you know, just for effect. I like the vibe he's giving off in it.
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Well, we watched the debut of Righteous Gemstones, even though Levitard had sort of ruined it by not only alluding to the episode, but really describing it in some detail. But I was pleasantly surprised to watch that episode and learn how wrong Levitard was. I thought it was a wonderful episode. I loved the series, and I loved that background story. I thought Bradley Cooper's always good.
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Hour 1: Perception Is Not Reality
We just would. We are getting somewhere now with this. Four nation competitions, every sport. NFL, who are we playing against? That would be great.
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Think about how funny that would be to watch.
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Who else? I'm talking about the Olympics. I'm talking about NFL boys. Okay, and how does that one go?
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Imagine the Sweden right tackle trying to block Aiden Hutchinson.
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Oh my God, that would be great.
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Baseball never forgave us, actually.
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I thought he would keep going with it. That was me trying to keep the ship going there. I'll just throw him something and he'll run with that.
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Das wird wahrscheinlich am Dienstag passieren.
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I've never thought about booing an anthem before, but the way I felt with Canada doing it, if I was in that building on Thursday and I heard booing, I mean, I'm not gonna... It's tit for tat.
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Hour 1: Perception Is Not Reality
Okay, ich glaube, dass wir das sind. Es ist faszinierend, wie gut er jedes Jahr macht. Er wählt nur Favoriten.
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Hour 1: Perception Is Not Reality
It's kind of like when someone attacks Stugatz. It's like, no, that's my Stugatz. You can't say that. I can say that. You don't boo an anthem. Right?
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If you were with us, you would want to boo Canada's anthem if you were there.
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They call them flushable, not organic, by the way.
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The most competitive part of NBA All-Star Weekend was between a baseball player and a football player. Jerry Rice and Barry Bonds at center court. Did you see this? It was intense.
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This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York.
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I need to see who sat out of this flag football game for the NFL, because we got to rip them. I need to see MLB All-Star game, who sat out. Because we don't like, we're looking at this NHL thing, which is the outlier. Nobody acts like this during these type of competitions. And we're like holding this against LeBron. I don't know, like it's supposed to be fun these weekends.
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I don't understand like why we're getting so serious with LeBron over this.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Free trip to Vegas. Congratulations to the Carolina Panthers for being favored for the first time in 32 games. Also, good loss. There's nothing like screaming free play at your TV when you see somebody jump off sides.
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Dan, I thought after Deshaun Jackson, it would never happen again. Why does it keep happening? Why does it keep happening? Cross the goal line and then celebrate your touchdown.
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Allstott.
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I'm trying to think of the last white guy that could, you know, go for 80 yards. Ricky Prohl? It's just Cup.
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I mean, Ricky Proll was a deep threat.
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Where was I? I have no idea. Dan, you know what the D in Detroit stands for? Not defense. I thought you were going to say done or something. Something more dramatic. They're just getting started. Eagles with a 21-play drive to ice the game. You know what that is, Dan? No. It's football. Georgia Tech quarterback Haynes King announced he'll be back next season.
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That sound you just heard was Mario Cristobal shuddering in fear, even though the Canes don't play Georgia Tech next season. You were quick. You were coming for that, weren't you? He's still nervous.
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Timing is everything. Once I saw the new trophy for the Pop-Tart Bowl, I declared it a must win for Miami.
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Or at least every other year. It's weird. The Duke's Mayo Bowl can only dream of being the Pop-Tarts Bowl.
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There is, yes. I'm with Mike, though. I don't like gimmicky bowls, you know? Give me the Gator Bowl. Give me the Cotton Bowl. Give me a Rose Bowl. Give me an Orange Bowl.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
You can't spell Jameis Winston without the INTs. Yankees forcing Devin Williams to shave his beard. There's not a T in Jameis. What do you mean? There's not a... You can't spell Jameis Winston without the INTs.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Are these your observations or mine? I'm so sorry. So sorry. That's okay. Yankees forcing Devin Williams to shave his head. Hey, Yankees. Why don't you worry about winning a World Series and not about facial hair? Taylor. Taylor. The Jets were 0-5 against Mac Jones. You know what that means, right, Dan? Add their number? It means they were due. I hate them. Jets, awful win.
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Also, I want Aaron to come back. I hate them. The Jets lose must-win games and win must-lose games. I hate them. And Devontae, I'd like him to come back as well. I hate them. I feel fancy every time I say the name Zach Charbonneau.
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Charbonneau, that's right. Or Charbonneau. I was thinking of Guy Charbonneau. That's who I was thinking of.
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Vivo's a restaurant in the Dolphin Mall.
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Top five names in sports that when I say them, they make me feel fancy. O-L-I. David Benoit. A lot of people think it's Benoit. It's not.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
David Benoit would be weird. Yeah.
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Right. Number five. Guy Carboneau. Number four. Jesper Parnevik. Fancy Schmancy. Number three, Zach Charbonnet. Number two, Bryson DeChambeau. And number one, Roderick A. Boubois. No idea if I said any of those correctly. I feel fancy, though. Roderick A. I think it is. Baker Mayfield, goods.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Geno Smith, the rare quarterback that is more likely to throw an interception in the red zone than a touchdown. Dan, last week I said you couldn't do better than Tommy DeVito for tanking. I was wrong because the Giants put in Tim Boyle. The T in Tim Boyle stands for tanking. As long as Mike Evans is playing football, he'll be open. He's so good. First ballot Hall of Famer.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Brandon Aubrey attempting a 70-yard field goal. Ambitious. Sam Howell can sling it, sometimes to the other team, but sling it nonetheless. You agree? Yeah, yeah, and he gets sacked a lot. I left out Taylor. Death, taxes, and Louis Riddick popping up as a GM candidate. Every year. The Jets now. Louis Riddick. Hmm. He's never going to get one. Really? Why are you doing that?
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I mean, he's been up for five. Okay, and? He doesn't get them. I mean, but you really, okay? He's up for a job, and the next season what I do is I see him standing next to Steve Levy calling a game. I mean, that's what I do. I would like him to get one. He's always the bridesmaid.
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He is. It's not fair to Louis Riddick.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
You guys still have that chat going on? Oh, yeah. Still on fire after last night. Klay Thompson. Revenge game. Jackson, Smith, and Jigba. Dangerous name to say. I was nervous just approaching it. Because of the X in Jackson.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Kyle Tucker traded to the Cubs. Dan, the stove is heating up. Taylor. Congratulations to the Jets for getting their first ever victory against Mac Jones. I hate them. Mac Jones has a 19-30 record for his career. He's 5-1 against the Jets, 14-29 against everyone else. I hate them. If Mac Jones only played against the Jets, he'd be a first ballot Hall of Famer.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Indianapolis Colts, the rare trick play that tricked no one. Dan, you know what Dan Campbell gets to do? Hit the reset button. When Dan Campbell is humbling his team, he's got you right where he wants you. Mike Lombardi strolling into a kid's house and saying, hey, you ever heard of Brady? Collision course. He's going to do that, right? That's his recruiting pitch.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
A new report on the Joe Burrow home break-in. Apparently, the robbers tried to enter via the Super Bowl window, but it was closing too quickly. I hope the Jets told Belichick no via napkin. Lions-Bills, Steelers-Eagles, first half, split screen, football heaven. Dan, if you decide to get a blizzard from Dairy Queen, what you've decided is that you are okay spending the next 12 hours in hell.
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Speaking of hell, Art Bryles. Dan, those are the weekend observations.
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The rest of the evening, it goes into the next day, perhaps an entire day. But you know what you're getting when you get it. I mean, it's delicious going in.
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I'm just saying I eat a Blizzard and I go to E6 on Jess's toilet chart. That's so gross.
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Royce tomorrow.
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I think Mike wins.
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Dan, he's been so good. 3,600 yards, completion percentage is 70%. Two quarterbacks have a higher completion percentage. Golf and Tua.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Oh, we need to slow down what we're doing with quarterbacks. Dan, when we were growing up, you would have guys sit behind the starter for three or four years. Geno Smith is a great example. What I'm saying is... He left the Jets a decade ago.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
That's interesting. You saw enough in the first four years where you're like, there's something there. If we just stick with this guy, there's something there. I had a quarterback that we drafted number one win in Pittsburgh in the playoffs. Mike, you're right because you can make the argument his third season was his best season.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
My guess is, Stan, knowing Stan the way I do, knowing the type of player that he likes, he's going to concede this to Mike because he likes Baker.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
No, I want to take the beard off. Take it off, Tony. You should be comfortable.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Tell me. You just said it.
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Yeah, you can see how I'm confused. Rose, what is the song you like to sing from Wicked?
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Sing Popular.
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Yeah, my body hurts. I mean, it's been a long football season. I don't know how you feel, Mike, but my body hurts. We have made a lot of trips this year, and the trip to the Dolphin Mall is the one that really got me.
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They're not full of urine. I have urine in me.
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It goes where it goes. I mean, I hover.
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A doozy. Boom. Mm-hmm. Stugatz.
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Weekend observations. Brought to you by Miller Lite. Great taste. Just 96 calories. Available for delivery. Din. People were ready to write him off. They said he was washed. They said he should just go ahead and retire. But on Sunday, Sunday, Dan, he turned back the clocks, reminding everybody why he was a four-time MVP, dropping dimes all over the field with 289 yards and three touchdowns. No.
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And even more impressively, at 41 years old, he could still scoot. Six carries for 45 yards. The team's leading rusher. And Dan, just like that. Make no mistake about it. Aaron Rodgers is back. Exciting. Hey Navy, do it in the Army. All the Jets win did is give me hope for next season. I hate them. The Philadelphia Eagles, the rare 12-2 team that feels like a ticking time bomb.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Well, you know, Navy beat Army, and I'm just telling the midshipmen, do it as a cadet. A lot of people think the Army is harder than Navy, Dan. You know the old joke from A Few Good Men? We give you a ride, the Army. You know what Jessup says? You give us a ride when we want to go fight? That's all I'm saying. Do it in the Army.
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I'm full of urine. Let's not vamp on that one either. Jesus Christ almighty. Follow-up questions. I probably need to let this one go. But every time I see Eric Crouch on the Heisman stage, it infuriates me. He has no business being there. Same with Jason White. Business is what I was trying to say. Why is Jason White on the Heisman stage? I know why Crouch is there.
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Because the Miami guys split the votes. That's so bad. He had no business winning that thing. Crouch. Very few things in sports tug at the heartstrings quite like a good Heisman Trophy speech. Top five sports things that tug at the heartstrings. Number five, a good Heisman speech. Thank you. Number four, a good retirement speech. Number three, the Hawkeye wave. Number two, Tom Rinaldi's voice.
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And number one, Gary Anderson's miss from 38 yards to keep the Vikings out of the 98 Super Bowl. That's the best team to not make a Super Bowl in the history of the NFL. You agree, right? Do you feel bad for Gary Anderson? I'm wondering, Dan, do you? Because he was perfect that season. Perfect. Had a 38-yard field goal to put him in the Super Bowl against the Falcons. He missed it.
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It's a one-loss team.
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It was heartbreaking. Chris Chandler went to the Super Bowl. Is he the quarterback for the Falcons?
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Here come the Senators. Can we stop saying every player is generational? You were mad about this before the show. You can't have 20 players be a once-in-a-generation type player.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
I like bacon. There's one generational player. That's it. Can't have 20 from one generation. Defeats the purpose. Supposed to wear a glove to eat bacon? I don't get your point.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
I think you eat bacon with your bare hands. I mean...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Being aggressive and going for it on Fort Dam. You know what the Bills did to the Lions, Dan? They gave him a taste of their own medicine. They really did. Dan Campbell is going to cost his team a Super Bowl. How much longer are we going to pretend to care about the NBA Cup?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
You didn't hear it correctly.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Foles circle.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Tony mentioned two teams there, the Lions and the Bucs. First with the Lions, Dan Campbell said after the game, that loss is exactly what we needed. Okay. I told you, Dan. I mean, Dan Campbell loves a good loss.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I actually have my top five teams you don't want to see come playoff time.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Do I need to sing it like Jeremy?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I had to do it like that?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Yes, so let's see. What's the list? Top five teams you don't want to see come playoff time.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
They do not want to see that team come Christmas time. Just one syllable, I guess it's tough.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Rams sports talk. Number two, number two. The Minnesota Vikings. No one thinks they're any good. I mean, why? Number one, number one, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Dan, they've won four straight. They're going to win their next three. If you look at the schedule, it's Dallas, it's Carolina, and the Saints. You do not want Baker Mayfield in the first round. Baker, because some teams like to ease into the playoffs. Baker doesn't ease into anything.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Right. It was so impressive from this standpoint. They won the Cup last year, Edmonton trying to prove something. I believe the Panthers were down 4-2 in that game, and they came back to win it 6-5. That's such an impressive win, and they did it in Edmonton.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Not as an actor, just in that role. Very confident to do that. Why are you assigning the bad joke to me? It was Jess. I mean, I thought it was a funny joke.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Eight more minutes.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Let's try this one.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Eric Mangini.
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Frank Cavallonato. That's a tough one.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
That's how you do it.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Adrian Wojnarowski.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Adrian Wojnarowski. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Now you're talking. It's 45 minutes, though, when they open.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I have spent so many nights at that Flanagan's. I mean.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Stay right there.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Can't see Tony anymore.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I hate them.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Is he alive? He's on the floor. He's laughing at Rose. So let's move on to number four, Tony. So you were excited about Devontae Adams, Aaron Rodgers. They turned back the clock. It made me want them both to come back next year. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
It is. It's the loss you want at this time. They lost like six guys. Yeah, but it allows Dan Campbell... They lost like six guys again. It doesn't matter. Good loss. It allows him to humble his team and hit the reset button.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Billy has some thoughts on Carson Wentz and Nick Foles.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
We're going to go full circle later. He's just laughing to himself about those thoughts, apparently. Full circle. We'll talk about it later. We'll discuss it later. Carson Wentz has a chance to go full circle, but we'll talk about it later.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Oh, wow.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
It was a long way to go for a 40-burger. It was a wordy number two, Tone. It was.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Check out that schedule. I mean, the Bucs are going to go into the playoffs on like an eight-game winning streak. They are.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Yep.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
The Internet feels like they're experts on everything, and so I'm not surprised that they're doing this on the heels of Travis Hunter winning the Heisman and seeing his wife uncomfortable in certain situations. Fiance. Fiance, I'm sorry. That comes with the territory. They're in love. For me, and I can't believe I'm saying this, Thank you. We're taking hot takes way too far.
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I mean, the kid won the Heisman Trophy and we're going to start just based on body language and reports. We're going to start talking about and giving him advice on his relationship with his fiance. He seems to know what he's doing and he seems to have a great support system around him that's protecting him. He'll be fine.
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You could have gone to college anywhere. It started off good. I thought you were talking about, hey, a kid winning the Heisman who's not on a playoff team, and then you brought it to a weird place.
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He lives there.
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And there's thousands and thousands of them. But friends to him, perhaps. Maybe. I mean, he spends all his time there.
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I'm with Mike. What I saw during that speech was a kid, and I didn't know him, and I still don't know him, but that speech kind of gave you a peek inside to what he is all about.
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Off the cuff. It was great. And you saw a grounded kid who said all the right things, acknowledged all the right people, Dan. I think he's going to be fine moving forward. I think he has a good support system around him, and he's a good grounded kid.
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If we like the kid, and I think me and Mike like the kid, it's impossible not to like the kid. But if you like the kid, let's all pray together that he doesn't go to the Jets.
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No, Stugatz texted me that one. Tony, you can't do that at Santa. No, Stu texted me that one. My bad. You can't.
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That is the best looking Santa I've ever seen.
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Is that a Christmas song?
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I know, but we asked him to do Frosty. I still haven't heard Frosty.
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Yeah, that part's fair. I mean, you have a Heisman vote. That part's fair.
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Now imagine if you saw the other ones play. That's right.
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It's a good question you're asking. That Flanagan's, by the way, is legendary. There's a good chance that Tony walks into that place and there are people still there from last night.
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And this is a rule, Dan. You can't have your Heisman moment come against Syracuse. You just can't. I mean, Heisman moments don't happen against Syracuse.
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You see things in there, man.
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Speaking of that graphic we put up there for the toy drive, there was a Christmas tree with the star of David at the top of it. I mean... That's how we're doing it?
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I mean, eight crazy nights.
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Listen, it's a sign. It says it on the door. They're not closed.
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Thinking about it with the Nerf balls, I mean.
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Yep.
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What about heaters?
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Legos are expensive. They are. Crazy expensive.
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Because seismic Heisman thing. Yeah.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Oh, my God. Yeah, that's horrifying for that poor thing.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
It's not how nature works. All right, listen to me. Anything can happen.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
That was the Derrick Henry of Iguanas. Look at this.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
I mean, it's back-to-back days for Greg. It really is. Thank you.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
What about that kind of thing? And the bobs. And the bob hairdo. It was all before that.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Hey, you guy turned into that guy. That wasn't you. That was a long time ago. He's done his work for the day. I have. That is a back in my day. Oh, I heard he has one. It's Tuesday. Of course, it's Tuesday.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Yep. Greg, do you have a third book on the horizon?
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
What I have learned about the book industry, Dan, and books in general, is you're never done selling your book. You're never done with it. And so Father's Day is right around the corner, and that's a whole new revenue stream for me and Greg on the same book.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
That's a fine, man. A Venmo fine. It's double on Tuesdays with Greg here. You know what? You're right.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
I mean, technically, you killed Greg and made him Ed. You did. I didn't kill him.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
I think I do. Well, he owes $2. How about just $1?
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There it is. Greg told me. What was the exact mutter? Not trying at all.
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Did you love Funyuns at 11 a.m.
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An appetizer. I like this, though. A Hall of Fame for the underrated. This is great.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
I like the onion strings. Those are my favorite. Oh, like Flanagan's.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
That book is number one on Amazon right now. That's great.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Did you? I did the same.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Wow. Baby.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Why are you so shocked?
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Right. You see the commanders went on the road. The Lions, they have a week off. And, you know, the commanders are the last thing you saw. And so you think to yourself, yeah, the commanders have a shot here. And then the Lions remind you just how good they are and have been during the regular season. But, Dan, it does happen. Like teams from the wild card, they go on the road.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
It happened last year with Kansas City.
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Changing your mind is a very dangerous game. Just stay entrenched. Greg, are you saying they're going to pull off the upset? Because if you don't say it, I will.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Oh, he was awesome there. So good, like Steve Atwater. He was the coolest.
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He was helped by the name Bob, right? Bob Sanders, yeah. And I think he was a strong safety. That helps as well. That's right.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
It's why we like Fred Warner. Bob's real name is Desmond?
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That's exactly right.
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Demond. Important note. How'd we get to Bob, though?
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Don Levitard. It's all about me. Stugatz. Wee! This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
That kid's going to stroll into school as Patrick Mahomes' son. Well, that's the thing.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Ah, Cous. The Couser. The Couser.
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Hopefully she's not cheating.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
I'm assuming that's what Arlene loves most about Greg. His unwillingness to mature and grow up. He's a kid. He's a kid at heart. He's lovable. He's great.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
A lot of great Bobs. A lot of dead Bobs. Bob Dylan, not so great, overrated. Nah, Bob Dylan. He's alive.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Yeah, but that's Robert. Bobby Hebert. Bob Climente. No, that's not.
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Bobby Fischer. Bobby Bonds. Baboon. Ricky Bobby.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
That was 13 years ago. Bob Gibson? Bob Sura.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
No. Yes. Yeah. I think Gibson came after a Teddy Ball game. How about Bob Feller? I mean.
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Oh, boy. All right.
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We noticed. We just kept it moving.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Bob Gibson has faced five Ted's. None of them were Ted Williams. But they did overlap by years. They just never faced each other.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Occasionally you get two points from Greg. Three of those years, by the way, he was in the military. Okay, thank you.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Yeah. Bob McAdoo.
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Yes, I was saying that's probably what Arlene loves most about Greg Cody.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
It's an odd name. It's Erlene. It's her name.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
I'm revealing a minor imperfection in your demeanor. If Greg gave you the opportunity to cheat on him once a month in exchange for wrapping all the gifts perfectly, would you take that deal?
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
There's context here.
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Yeah, I really felt the second one. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Damn right. We thought you were talking about Teddy Bridgewater back here. No, well, we were. It started there because Greg and I were talking about how important the backup quarterbacks are, especially this time of year. You're one play away from having to go to the backup. It happened with Damon Ewert a few years ago, and he took the Chiefs on a 98-yard drive.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
So I have ranked the remaining eight backup quarterbacks that we have left in the playoffs. One of them is Teddy Bridgewater. That morphed into a conversation of top five Teddies of all time. How about that? Wow.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
I am willing to say the Rams are going to win the Super Bowl. You know, if you're an Eagles fan, that was the worst-case scenario playing out last night. You wanted the Vikings, and now you're getting a Super Bowl champion quarterback and a Super Bowl champion coach, and that coach is 18-3 in December, January, and February. And they're healthier. That's the quarterback.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
I can't believe I'm saying this, but if we get Rams at Lions for the right to go to the Super Bowl, it might be a better championship game than the AFC game. Like, that is great. It's a great game. That is so rich with storylines, man.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
I like that. He's the greatest guy who's stuck with the franchise.
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And Kyron Williams. I want to see that game because all the pressure will be on Detroit. It's their year. It's their time to get to the Super Bowl. And in walks Matthew Stafford. I love a good cagey veteran Super Bowl champion quarterback strolling into a stadium.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Rams plus six at Eagles. It's good. I hear what you're saying. Plus six.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Baby! And I meant it literally. That kind of thing. He's ready. I am ready. Sometimes I'm not. Sometimes I am, but I get a bad rap. This time I was ready to go. My phone is off. My computer sound is off. Everything's good to go. I'm so ready, my name's Freddy. There it is.
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Totally on me. 100% on me. Stugatz. But that goes without saying. Right. That it couldn't have happened. Well, now he said it. He didn't say it. He said it again. Greg, why? Greg, Greg, Greg. My apologies.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Right. I agree with you. I think the Chiefs think right now that if the teams played again a week from Sunday, Kansas City would win. I think every key player on that team, including Travis Kelsey, thinks that. I think they're wrong. I think the Philadelphia Eagles' lesson for the rest of the NFL is that you have to build from the – you don't have to, but you build from the inside out.
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Philadelphia dominated because their offensive line is the best in the league and showed it, and their defensive line was able to sack Mahomes six times without blitzing, which left the pass coverage deep.
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It's easy and fair to say in retrospect that Kansas City should have run the ball more. One of the Chiefs' problems this year is that they didn't run the ball very well. Pacheco and Kareem Hunt Both averaged 3.4 yards a carry. Well below average. This is not a great running team.
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Another problem with they should have run the ball more. is that this game got out of hand very quickly. And if you're running the ball down 34 to nothing, people look at you like you're crazy, and you are. The head coach needs a breathalyzer test if he's running the ball down 34 to nothing when your quarterback's Patrick Mahomes.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Right. As if someone automatically did need him. Who needs me? Dummy. You're going to go to Buffalo.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Yeah. By the way, anybody could have had Becton, including the Dolphins. The Jets had him. And they didn't go for him. The Philadelphia Eagles, three of their top five players are offensive linemen. I don't know whether that's unheard of, but it's certainly rare, and it showed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
And I can't overemphasize that, in my opinion, the Eagles are great because their offensive and defensive lines are great. Nobody talks about the two lines much enough, but that's fundamentally why they're champions.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
That's peak. It was very theatrical. It almost had a Rat Pack vibe to it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
And it should be because Miami's defense was so great that despite all of those Tessa Verde turnovers, Penn State scores 14 points. Despite all that, that's how great Miami's defense was.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Don Levitard. He called me on my own podcast. He called me full of shit, claiming that I'm faking interest in the solar eclipse.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
When I was 17 years old, Alan Cherry and I used to haunt the Bueller Planetarium.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
He hasn't been charged with anything. I think that's fair to say. He's being investigated along with others, but he has not been charged with any wrongdoing. I want to point out that the Heat's three new players last night were five for 25. They were all pretty bad. They're going to be better. They had one practice with the team. I would not judge that trade. Or this team, based on last night.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
It essentially, for a couple of years, for a few years, it would be me, Charles Bricker, and maybe Hal Habib. And we were the only reporters there. There was no ESPN yet. There was no national coverage element to the Dolphins or most NFL teams. And so it was very confined. So Gary Stevens would be coming in to a very small room, just a few people. Who needs me?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
You know, and we always felt like... Dummy, dummy. Yeah, usually the dummy. Usually. Not always. Not always. Not always. Okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
I don't know. I'm not sure. I like to think it wasn't me, but you're never quite sure. Had to be Edwin, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Right. Edwin, God bless him, rarely showed up at camp. He was a guy who went to games. That's where you learned it. Yes, exactly. That's right. That's right. But Stevens, you know, when somebody says to you, oh, Nadesmay, and you think he means it literally, you have to fabricate a question at that point. You can't leave him hanging.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
So even if no one needed him, you have to say, you know, Bernie Parmelee's playing great lately. Oh, you're going to go to Buffalo. Because at that time, you know, Buffalo had great players.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
I mean, they went to four Super Bowls in a row. Lost them all, but went to four Super Bowls in a row.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Right, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, that's honesty you don't get out of the modern offensive coordinator.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Yeah, that's what I was going to say is that because Kevin Durant was blindsided by this idea that he might be suddenly traded, he is a part of whatever toxicity there might be, right, based on his attitude and feeling blindsided and feeling not appreciated or whatever one feels when you don't expect to be traded. And all of a sudden you're in the middle of all these rumors, Miami rumors and such.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
I'm ready. He's always ready. Born ready. Headphones on. Mic in front of my snout. I'm ready to go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
I mean, he's got to be pretty sour right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
I was born aware. Yep. I came out of the womb. I'm like, what's next? Who needs me? Let's go. I was snapping my fingers at two minutes old. I believe that, actually. I was. I don't waste any time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
When I'm coming into the studio, I am ready to fly, man. I'm ready to go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Basically, all he told me about his travels is how little he enjoyed the flight there and the flight back.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I have not gotten used to, I don't know if the rest of you have been in New York since people are just walking through the streets smoking weed. It's disorienting to me. I don't know when that started. That's the last five years? Is that post-pandemic that people in New York are just walking through the streets smoking weed?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Oh, but I'm not even talking about that part. That part I've gotten used to in a lot of different places in America. What I haven't gotten used to is just the walking straight through the streets of New York. I got to think that some of the people listening to this are surprised by that a little bit. Just walking around smoking outdoors the way that you would cigarettes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
It is. But even cigarettes are something that if you're smoking, people will look at you with more judgment now than if you're smoking weed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
It's a bit strange. And I'm not in any way accustomed to it. But you're saying that there are rigidities in Australia. And this tracks for Stu, guys. He doesn't feel as alive unless the authorities feel like they're closing in. For example, there's another rental car that he's using today that is like the 7,000th rental car that he's used.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
And I don't know what's going on in his life, even though we've asked him several times on why the rental cars are always different. It's like it's never the same thing. He has been for more than, I'm going to say years now, just renting cars all the time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I don't recognize what is your actual car because it looked like a new rental car because I'm so used to you just driving rental cars all the time. That's the car for now, mate.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
So what is true? I have four. I think you have three cars for four people. I have four cars for four people. That can't be true. You're always in a rental.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Do you guys have a good grip on how many cars Stugatz has? No. And what is the truth here? What do you guys believe to be the truth here? Take all of the words that Stugatz just spit in the room, run them through your Stugatz is always lying translator, and give back to me what you believe is happening in the Stugatz driveway right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I didn't say I wanted to live there. I'm saying I could. You kind of said it. I said I could live there. It's one of the cities that I've been to that are foreign that I could live in.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
That sounds plausible. He's been working in radio's crevices to take advantage of things for a long time. And radio and car dealerships have a symbiotic relationship that is of great profit to people like Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I told you guys the last time I came from Los Angeles that I saw a ton of those robots delivering food in a way that was super confusing to me because I just don't understand how any of that happens. But also what I saw in Los Angeles, which seems a little more technologically advanced in this realm than Miami is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
A lot of self-driving cars, which I would never get into because of the aforementioned love of fear that I have. You can't see yourself in one of those? Adherence to fear. I saw a number of people in cars that weren't being driven by the people in those cars. And that's not something that I'm... I think the technology is too dangerous and too primitive at this point to trust it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
What are you laughing about, Samson?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Only because having been there, there are very few places that I visit that I say that of.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Do you feel safer in a car driven by a random Uber stranger in Miami, which can be its own adventure, than you would in a self-driving automated car? Which do you feel safer in?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I don't care. Put it on the poll at Levitard show, please. Which do you feel safer in a car that someone's driving or a self-driving car? Because I am curious, the people listening to this, Billy, you are the one that most resembles me as a fear based creature. You would embrace getting into a self-driving car.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Yes, yes. Could versus would. It's the same. One of the things that happened to me. It's not the same. Well, it kind of is the same, yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
It's got like a propeller on the back. That's what I was, or on the top. I was seeing a lot of these.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
No, these were not helicopters. These were cars.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
There was something spinning on this vehicle. I did not know what it was. Could have been a satellite.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I believe that you have found a scenario that's even scarier to me than a car that is self-driven.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Ghosts. I think this is not just false advertising and a crime. I also think you've created a scenario where I feel even less safe on the road than all of the scenarios that I presently can feel unsafe on the road about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Right, but there are two of them in there. Just in case. No, in the event that the machine doesn't work, there are two human beings in there. If you want to put the driver in the trunk of the car and he pops out and drives it right before we get into an accident, there I'd feel safer. But there are pilots on those planes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I could live there, but I would not live there. Like, which part of this are you guys not understanding? That I could see myself living there, and also, I would not live there. Well, then you can't see yourself living there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
They're not just self-flying in a way that if something goes wrong, the pilots don't step in. And there are two of them. Like, Even on the smallest plane I've been on, and I've been on some terrifying small, small planes, they put two pilots on there. They put two pilots in the event that one of them goes down.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I don't believe that that's actually how that works, that you're going to be able to just grab the steering wheel and drive the car the way a normal car would drive.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I don't think you answered the question, though, Billy. You decided to stand up and go off elsewhere and bring ghosts. I gave you a billion-dollar idea. Yes, but you didn't answer the question. What was the question?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
The amount that you fear or would fear if a car pulled up and was going to take you somewhere and didn't have a driver.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I think there's a movie coming out or has come out now that is exclusively in a car where someone tries to steal a car and then it's a horror movie and then gets trapped in the car and can't get out of the car. And for two hours, there's whatever is a very slow death in the car. I'm there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Speaking of movies, incidentally, there were a handful of them I wanted to ask you about because I want to see which one you guys are most excited about in terms of what I've heard over the last 10 days is either going to be remade or is going to be totally new. So here are your choices.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
David Fincher and Quentin Tarantino are teaming up to do, I believe, a prequel to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. So these are two monster directors. I don't think two directors of this ilk have ever collaborated on a project together.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Like the Elton John tour. No, that's not it. He's got his final movie coming out, and I don't believe this is the final one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Maybe. David Fincher, for those of you who don't know, that's seven. He's done a lot of great stuff. Roadhouse 2 with Guy Ritchie is going to be made. I assume that Gyllenhaal and Conor McGregor are going to be in that one again. Naked Gun is being rebooted with Liam Neeson. What a great trailer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
You didn't want that, Stugac? You're objecting to that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
So Liam Neeson replaces Leslie Nielsen. I have trouble with these two names the same way I do with Jack Nicklaus and Jack Nicholson sometimes. I was surprised with Liam Neeson as the character to remake Naked Gun. He's been doing nothing but bringing back his children and daughter from icy roads and trains and foreign countries. And now all of a sudden he's going comedy. Trying to show that ring.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Which part of this are you guys not understanding? We're all confused if it's all of us.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
And he's about 70, is he not? Like, I don't think of him in any way as a comedic actor. Do you guys?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Also in play, Ice Cube has written and will star in Last Friday. He's bringing that back. And also, Nobody 2 with Bob Odenkirk, where he is a... It's a good movie. I love Nobody. Me too. So which of those are you guys most excited about? You can pick only one, and I give you your choice. Which are you picking?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
No, I don't want to live there, but I could. Yeah, that's a disconnect for me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Well, I haven't finished the other list yet. I thought you guys wanted more there from the list of places.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
All people would. It's not inhabitable in any real way, no matter what Elon Musk thinks about what he's going to do to Earth so that him and his seven friends that are billionaires could live there. Incidentally, by the way, I'm curious about this. In all of the Elon Musk talk that there is, does anyone think it particularly despicable that the world's richest man...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
would make it so difficult for the mothers of his children to get any money from him? In terms of despicable, there's a list of things that we can assign to Elon Musk that are despicable, but women who have had his babies that he therefore, after that, doesn't actually want to give any money, even though money doesn't mean anything to him, given the amount he has?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Understood, but he's doing this a lot with a lot of women. I like that. All those athletes are not as rich as Elon Musk is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Oh, but I don't think these are mistakes. No, he's big on repopulating. I think he wants his bloodline out there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
That part is a bit cruel to me. Gotta want to earn.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Because it's an asshole's move. That's why. Because you loved these women at one time and they are the mother of your children.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
awfully big assumption there like maybe some of them but like a lot of these you cared you cared about them enough to procreate with them and have whatever that relationship entails after that and then you're not willing to do uh very you're you're willing to pay more in ndas than you are uh in child support well the nature of some of these things seem pretty transactional only he he is
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
three dms that we got to see but is there romance with hill the dolphins player is there romance there when he's having a bunch of kids with a bunch of people i can't speak for anthony edwards i think you don't know we're not there yeah why do we need romance i don't know whoa whoa whoa whoa i was not saying romance first of all i did mistakenly say love and in some of these instances there may not be love but you're talking about
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
about an obligation i'm just talking about if money to you is nothing other than toilet paper because it's not real you have more than anyone in the world uh i'm guessing that all of these women are not being unspeakably unreasonable about what it is that they think that his child might deserve in terms of support given that he decided to have that child it's disappointing you're making us defend musk but i have to at this point because all the extortion all of the
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
It is interesting that David always views things through the prism of how do you protect the money instead of the person.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I didn't put you in that saddle.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
That is not what I do, and I'm not the world's richest man either. I'm not the world's richest man either. Second? No. I do have dollars falling in my backyard wherever it is that I stay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
When you have this many children, this many women and this much money and so much of the complaint is that you're not taking care of your kids. When it's this many women, it's not one or two. It suggests something that is on on the cusp of cruel. What's the amount? Hundred million per kid? Again, again, again.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Again, what is the amount if you have a closet filled with toilet paper and somebody needs some toilet paper? The money's not real to him, David. The money doesn't matter to him. He's got so much of it that giving it to anybody doesn't cost him anything. It doesn't cost him anything.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Is that what they're asking for, David? Are they asking for a billion dollars?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
You guys, Tom Wamsgams on Succession. That's a real name. That is a real name. That's the character's name. Tom Wamsgams on Succession says that $5 million is the worst kind of rich to be because you're not. Again, this comes from the most grotesque. You're rich, but you're not rich. Let me finish.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
The most grotesque of wealth is looking down on the people who only... The most grotesque of wealth, which is where Elon Musk exists, look down on the people who only have $5 million as the least of the rich people. Do you? I do not. No.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Do you have any theories as to what those dollars were doing in the pool and the bushes? Do you have any theory as to why dollars were just falling from the mountainside through the clouds?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
No, they were real dollars. Do you know that for sure? Yes, I do know. Did you touch them? Yes, I did. Did you hold it up to a light? Yes, I had them. Did you do the marker thing? I took them and put them. I did not do the marker thing. I did not hold them up to a light. So you're not sure? I am sure. You haven't seen the fakes now, Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
No, I've been gotten there by not my counterfeit dollars. Really? That's so embarrassing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I've never met anyone. Somebody took $100 from me in a grocery store because they did all of that stuff, and it wasn't a real $100 bill. Do they have your child? Or they just fooled me and told me it wasn't. That's what I would do. That's what I'm thinking.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Did they have your child is what you decided was the good joke to use there. That's what you decided.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
You decided that that was the good joke there. To ask me the question, did they have your child?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Yeah, I tend not to when he or Billy asks those kinds of questions.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
That's your specialty. Your specialty is asking a question that you don't actually want to hear the answer to. It's just a question that's a joke for you to enjoy with the audience on how clever you are. It's not something you want an answer for.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I want to get to Stugatz's travels. He told us before leaving that he was partaking in Operation Blooming Onion. I don't know what that was exactly. It was going to Australia on a flight that he was complaining about. All he told me when I told him Sydney, Australia is a place that I could live. He was saying too far away. I do not like flights that are 16 hours.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Can you tell us about your travels? How did the searching for marijuana go?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
JerryJones.com is available.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
You would think he would have secured that domain. I mean, if he wasn't getting the game. I got to see Mark Davis's audition tape.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
I'm securing that. I'm securing many things, including danlebitard.com. How about that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
MinaKimes.net is available and .au.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
No, but you hoist the Larry O'Brien trophy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
You are right. That is a horrific place to be when you are yearning for Kenny Pickett.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
I was texting everyone like, oh, Pickett was available?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
I think it was kind of like the middle of the end. No. I'd like some info.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
No, you have to go quarterback. You have to present your fan base a future. You have to.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Holding it down. Holding it down. But lifting them up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
We didn't see how that scene ends, I mean, in fairness to Bob Kraft. I mean, that's a porn for sure, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Right. I spent that segment putting a bid in on DianaRossini.com.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Now, dicks.com sold back in 2011, the domain. Now, the price is undisclosed, but bowlingballs.com, a domain we all should have grabbed many, many years ago, that sold for $275,000. Cars.com, which is something... That should have been obvious to everyone. I'm upset with myself. Someone grabbed it and eventually sold it for $872 million. Vacationrentals.com sold for $35 million.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
And what I'm thinking about is the future and what domains I should grab today. Billy, let's get on this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
But Mike, when the internet came out, aren't you upset with yourself for not grabbing Christmas.com, which sold for $3.15 million? I didn't. A bargain, by the way, for Christmas. All we grabbed was nosourceinsider.com.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
I'm surprised Dick's didn't go to Rick's. I mean.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
They had one win.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Listen, Bill, see something in that kid, and that's all I need to know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
You just didn't know it was a question for you? I think milk.com is available. I find that impossible.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Diana Rex Ryan is telling people he expects to be hired by the Jets. Will he be hired by the Jets?
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
He's got the shirt off. He does a cannonball right into the pool. Yeah. Zagak.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I mean, they didn't get Jimmy Butler the help that Jimmy Butler asked for.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
They have gotten the best Jimmy Butler. No one has gotten a better Jimmy Butler. Not a single other organization has gotten this Jimmy Butler.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Everything's in your phone. Your dad has a Rolodex, does he not? Your dad has a Rolodex.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
But the Heat have rolled with those changes. I mean they've put together rosters recently that have won NBA championships.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Something going around, Dano.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I have no idea if I'm sick or not.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
What are we doing to poor Pat Riley? I mean, seriously, you guys sound so entitled. They heat fan base. Get over yourselves and get over it. You're going through a bad season. Since 2006, you have won three NBA championships and been to the finals seven times. Seven times since 2006. Every organization would take that type of run. What are you guys doing?
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
He deserves better from you guys.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
He has no moves. He got this one wrong. But for the most part, he's gotten it right.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I don't think Pat Riley would dispute that. Second place twice with Jimmy Butler is not a failure. I'm not going to do that. But how do you also...
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Has Pat Riley failed Dwayne Wade? Seriously. Has Riley and the organization, because Dan, all these other teams, all the other contenders went out and made moves and the Heat haven't done a single thing. What have they done for Dwayne Wade? They got him Jermaine O'Neal, a broken Jermaine O'Neal. He's going to leave here and he should leave here.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Since then. Let's sell him on this notion of all these guys we're going to get next year. None of these guys want to come here. None of them. He's failed, Dwyane Wade. Failed the fans. Failed the city. That was then. This is now, Dano.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Did you guys hear what Billy Gill said? The folks over at Lids and Sports Authority, they think this is not getting done. I mean, 50% off. Billy, you seem bored during the last 30 minutes.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
It hasn't been a thing for like 10 years.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Had to be taken, huh?
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
And now he's overcompensating by wearing the hat that he was trying to give away before the show.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
How long is that going to stay on? And it'll wear for a month now.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I get one every year from Mike Ryan and his beautiful family. The physical card. Yes, a physical card that comes in the mail, envelope stamped. It's beautiful. It's great. You're right, Dan. They're mailing it in. They are. But they're not. But they're not.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
But Mike is right about the stamp. That is a class action lawsuit written all over it. Years from now, people are going to say, oh, man, I got cancer from licking the stamps.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
All you have is cash and stamps, right?
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
You're nobody. You are an infant. You have no thick skin. I literally put together a freaking stage for your toenail. I am your career right now, pal.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
You have messed with me, David, and now you're messing with me, and I'm more dangerous, pal. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I am looking forward to every – first off, I'm looking forward to seeing Christopher Mad Dog Russo because, really, Radio Row doesn't start until Mad Dog walks in. But, Dan, we are loaded. I mean, I am telling you, I am looking forward to Justin Pugh. I am looking forward to Reggie Bush, Ed Reed, Vernon Davis, Victor Cruz. Puka Nakua is going to join us. Greg, we're going to play him your song.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Yes, again. Very excited, yes. Those are good guests. And we have Funny Marco, of course.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
No way. I mean, she has cousins in May, okay?
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Right, and I got funny Marco.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Oh, you have to.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Yeah, may or may not, of course. Series of questions, may or may not. May means yes, may not means no. Thanks for being clear.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
She's jealous of my setup, Dan. That's it.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
It will when you go on Kay Adams' show, though, right? I've never been invited. You're invited. Trust me.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
She's fantastic. But her producer already asked me, hey, can you get me, not me, can you get me Diana Rossini? Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Because you became my booker all the time.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I mean, look at her setup. She has no one here with her. She's by herself. I mean, someone treat her with respect.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I deserve it.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I want Kirk Cousins on the show is what I want. Urinate or defecate.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
She doesn't know who Glenn Geffner is. No, no, no.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Okay.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
No, you wouldn't.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
How many? What if there was a big story you were pursuing?
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I thought it was me.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
No, what Dan is learning is that Diana is me. That's why we get along so well.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I appreciate it. They're so similar. They're so similar.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
She's been complaining about her set, Dan. She is not happy with her location here on Radio Row, and location is everything here on Radio Row Super Bowl week. I have done a lay of the land. I know where everyone is situated. Diana is not happy, but this is what Radio Row is all about. Right before she talked to me, she was cornered by Doug Kazarian. I mean, how about that?
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Well, this is the number one football podcast in the world. I get it. I get it.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
no what our audience cares about is salary cap talk that's exactly what it is that they care about and by the way leave greg cody alone is this what happens when me and billy gill aren't here everyone teams up and goes after the great wonderful greg cody i am outraged by this didn't i just compliment him by the way and david she just caught she just said that you bring so much to the show when we're talking about the salary cap which is something we should never be talking about
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Pretty much, Dan. Listen, I flew on a bird here. Jimmy Johnson was in the seat right in front of me. He was watching that Mormon show. We had a couple of Heinegens. It was delightful.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
So huge. And here's what he does, Chris. He holds his phone. Jimmy's getting old, but he looks great. He had a button-down shirt. He holds the phone in his pocket on the button-down shirt. Love that move. Oh, it's so great.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Ordered two Heineken's first order, one Heineken's second order.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I think it was Miller Lite. Oh, it was fantastic. I mean, I'm just telling you what the man ordered. And listen, I have run into Ryan Leaf. I've seen Andrew Perloff. I have seen everyone, Dan. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Yeah, but how about an airplane with Jimmy Johnson? That's pretty exciting. It's Sean Merriman in the airport.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I was a little bit, yeah. You know, I told Jimmy the scariest call I make is the call I make to his house every time Dan wants him on. He laughed at that. We had a moment. He gave me a fist bump, and then he got out of there. That was it. That was the end of Jimmy.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
You wanted to announce yourself. You wanted to announce yourself and your new gig.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
So the first Super Bowl we did with Metal Ark a few years back, we were at a table right in the middle of the action. That's where I like to be. That's where all the local radio stations are. I have walked through that entire area. I'm throwing books like Frisbees at tables, and they're promoting it for me, which I love it. Hey, and they waved to me. Hey, Stugatz. But now we're on the outskirts.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
We're on the outside looking in, which I don't particularly like, but it is beautiful. That means you've graduated to one of the biggest shows, and in my case, the biggest show, biggest football show in America, in the history of American football. Diana is upset. Yeah, she's upset because she is facing the bathrooms and the smoking area.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
That is not where you want to be, Super Bowl week, radio row. Perhaps in two years, Dan, she will graduate to where I've graduated to. Yeah. Great.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
But Dan's saying there are steps to this.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I got a guest. Dan, Super Bowl radio. Jason Fitz is walking by. Oh, my God. What is happening? Oh, I love this place.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
You should put a mic in there. I mean, Golik's been in there for a half hour.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Yeah, he's not feeling good, just so you know. Billy ill.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
God bless football is never better if Billy's not here. That's just not the case. But Jenny is here, Dan, and you are familiar with Jenny.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
She will not let me walk 15 feet away from this place because I like to roam around Radio Row. I got to see Doggy. I got to see Diana. I got to be cornered by Doug Kazari, and that's what this week is all about for me. But Jenny won't let me have it. She's an assassin.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Yeah. Yeah.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Jason Sudeikis.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
There's going to be a lot of movers and shakers there.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
He's overseeing the biggest thing.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
I love Dan too, unfortunately, for him.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
The audience should thank you that you're willing to jeopardize your friendship with Michael Kay just for good content.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
I'll be there. Super pumped to find out that Gold Belly is aboard here on our show because, guys, I am a Gold Belly loyalist. I promise you this. I've ordered wings, cheesecake, turtle soup, deep dish pizza, you name it. I've ordered it from some of the most famous restaurants in the country that have partnered up with Gold Belly.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
This is huge, especially for your big game watch parties that you're going to be having here in a couple of weeks. Do yourself a favor and get on this Gold Belly train. Gold Belly will ship you Philly cheesesteaks from Jim's or Pat's in Philly. The original Buffalo wings from the Anchor Bar in Buffalo. I've been there. I've ordered this. And even Kansas City's most legendary barbecue.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
And if the pizza near you sucks, they will ship you New York pizza from John's on Bleecker or Chicago Deep Dish from Lou Malnati's. I do that regularly, folks. Or even New Haven or Detroit-style pizza. And if you're truly gluttonous like I am, they will ship you Guy Fieri's famous trash can nachos, which, I kid you not, are the ultimate game day centerpiece.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
So if you're looking to host an epic Super Bowl party, or any party for that matter, go to GoldBelly.com and get free shipping and 20% off your first order with promo code DAN. That's GoldBelly.com code DAN for free shipping and 20% off your first order.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
I have Adam Schefter set to mobile alerts, and he just tweeted at Stu Gatz, Stu Gatz's Alex Smith take, because everyone's doing the flashback Thursday of, you know, several years ago, the Chiefs traded Alex Smith to the Washington franchise. So people are now being, a lot of people are being introduced to Stu Gatz's Alex Smith take. So it's going to be a big day for Stu.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Look how good Ted Ginn is in year two. Yeah, how about that?
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
I think with a season that long.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Oh, he sounded so young to me.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Not yet. Destroyed by the weight of society.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
100%.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
He said it like walking.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. by Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
How do you know I'm smiling? That's how I find my vocal range. Sometimes I just say, Savannah Bananas.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I mean, do it now or straight out of college? That's a big difference. Like, straight out of college, it seems like a great gig, no?
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
No. You could. Yeah, you should. Well, why should I do that? You guys want me to drive around in the Wienermobile? Yes. Yes. Really? You already do. Let's get it done.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
But I wear the same clothes every day, so I mean... I'm not trying to get away from the authorities. The car situation is what it is, but I have a long drive. It is rough on the car. So when the kids are home, we rent cars because we don't have enough cars for everyone. So we have to rent cars because they're in college. They have cars in college. They're not driving them home.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
But on this particular occasion, I hit something on the turnpike going south at like 530 in the morning on a Monday and a park came off of my car. I didn't get a flat, nothing. I drove all the way to work, but this part came off of my car and it came off perfectly. But I had to bring it into the shop. They had to order the part. The part just got in yesterday. My car will be ready on Monday.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
You will see another new car on Monday. But that's the deal. That's why.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I thought they had all of them, to be honest with you.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I have no idea what I'm watching, where I'm watching it. I travel so much. I've subscribed to so many things and taken their free trial. Now I'm paying $29.99 a month. I have no idea. I agree.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
There are 20 of those roaming around. Zeppelins, yes.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Zeppelin does not own the Goodyear blimps, by the way, just to clear that up. So ramble on.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
But maybe Jimmy is hurt here, Dan. Maybe he did all the things that Riley and Spoh told him to do. And he turned into the best form of Jimmy Butler that we've ever seen. He's been to the finals. He's been to the conference finals. He has done things that we didn't anticipate Jimmy Butler could do. And now he wants to get paid for them. And they're unwilling to pay him. So he's hurt.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
So bad. And they're going to trade Kyle Kuzma.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
Yeah, probably not a good idea for me to share that right now. Clinton Yates, good guy. I'm going to defend him in most aspects.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
Thank you. Def Boston. Thank you.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
You're putting me in a bad spot here. Roy, you were producing the day that he slept, the day that he was supposed to fill in, right? Yes, yes, I was there. Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
Yes, I was. I was there.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
He overslept. That's what happens sometimes.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
What are we doing? Whoa. You've got to. I'm bleeping that. I'm sorry. Way too far on that one.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
I mean, they're all great points. You know, I... I don't care about the first 197 points. I don't care about Mark Williams. I care about what happened at the end. And what happened at the end is at my disposal, whatever I want.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Das sieht gut aus. Schön. Kaschmir.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
It has value from a business standpoint, Dan, because there are multiple bidders who want to get into this game. That I understand. It doesn't mean the product's any better. I care about the product. The NBA is not something that I look forward to like I used to. It's not.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
It doesn't matter. What Dan is saying is it doesn't matter that I've stopped watching or Mike stopped watching. They got their money and it's guaranteed.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
They have nine years to figure it out.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
By the way, I will say this. Greg has been a breath of fresh air for our show. The audience loves him. The staff loves him. I love him. But he has no clue what the hell is happening and what we're doing every single Tuesday that he comes in. And so we noticed it. We thought it'd be funny to try to cut him off at a hard network out.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Das ist, was Diepers für sind. Genau.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
We were still at ESPN, so we had to be out by a certain time at the end of every hour. And we figured Greg eventually would catch on to the fact that we're asking him questions at the end of every hour with about four seconds to go on the clock.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
I mean, Jess, I was sitting right here with Dan. I heard from the same source, so... I'll say it, she burps.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Do you burp? He doesn't do anything. He has no release. That air has got to go somewhere.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Have the conversation go when your wife reveals to you that you're a sleep farter.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
We told you repeatedly to go to the doctor. You ignored us. You finally went to the doctor. And the results of your visit to the doctor were what?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
It's Dan, Stu and Greg Cody on ESPN Radio. I don't particularly enjoy the hard net workout. I asked that question, I left him about three seconds. Three seconds to answer a serious question about a visit to the doctor and a tumor.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Perfect, yes. Perfect execution.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
You want like one, one and a half words to come out and then boom.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Was das großartig macht, ist, dass wir reden. Ich denke, das ist die einzige Zeit, in der wir das gemacht haben, über so einen sensiblen Thema. Das ist richtig.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Die zweite Hälfte hat angefangen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
14th win for Charlotte. It's not great. It's not great.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
We take you back to a better time in the show's history, a time, at least for me, where I was happiest, because we were at ESPN.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
But I'm not talking about the NBA. I'm talking about the next rights deal, which is... In a long time. I understand that, but eventually what's going on right now and the horrible job that Adam Silver has done is going to impact the bottom line for the NBA.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
You have to match those.
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
You know he doesn't go home and cry after losing this day.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
They switched hotels. It was over. It was over. The Miami Heat knew it was over at that point, wasn't it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
Derek, I've never been more upset with players that wear heat uniforms than I was when Dwayne and LeBron mocked you for supposedly not being sick. Like, why would you fake being sick? It's ridiculous. But that was part of the relationship between you and Dwayne. He also said something, I think, where you maybe weren't a great leader or something like that.
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
Could you describe sort of the relationship between you and Dwayne? Because you are two superstars who shouldn't be disliked by anybody. But for a stretch there, you disliked each other.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Yeah, she was like 12 years old.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
You just delivered the news. Yeah. It was one of the original internet feel-good moments, right? Because she was struggling and you could... We've all been there, right? Where someone's going to sing the national anthem and it's like, it's not going well and that A little murmur happens. I mean, hold on.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
I definitely think it extended his tenure in Portland because it was such a feel-good moment. But yeah, to the people listening, what are you guys talking about? The girl comes to sing the national anthem at the Blazers game. Mo Cheeks is the head coach. She's struggling to it. She's probably about 12 or 13 years old. She's very young.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
And you could see the confidence drain out of her, kind of like Jeremy, when we started making fun of him.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
And so Mo Cheeks goes out there and he puts his arm around her and he helps her sing through it, even though he's not a good singer either. And then the crowd starts singing the National Anthem together.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
And the girl starts crying, but it's like a kind of a crying of tears of joy because like everyone came to her aid rather than do the thing, which is point and laugh, which is what we did to Carl Lewis like a decade before that. But the point is, it was such a feel good moment. It was on every new show. It really didn't go viral because there wasn't a viral. internet thing.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
And also, Dan, I think you're right, because Mo Cheeks at that point, his tenure was a little choppy. I think it bought him some goodwill that allowed him a little bit more time in that market to be the head coach. So Jessica... Mo Cheeks is on the Knicks staff now. There you go.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
And they're playing at Portland, the game that Dan knows that McElbridge is the one, the game winner, but didn't know where it happened. It happened at Portland. And... Bang! There you go. And do we have that video? I'm assuming we don't.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Dude, I saw Goran Dragic yesterday. And, you know, obviously he's retired and he comes out, he games here and there. And I'm sitting there and it's me and him and a front office guy from another team. And we're talking and He's talking about the first time I came to America, I mean, it was the guy that picked me up from the airport. And like, you know, we started talking about like summer league.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
He missed his first summer league because he had to negotiate a buyout. But then the second summer league, I was like, yes, I remember. It was you and Robin Lopez. And Robin Lopez, because he got teed up cussing out the refs, started his new, his solution was, instead of cussing out the refs directly, I'm going to go to Brooke Lopez who's sitting courtside and start cussing him out. Like, yeah.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Can you ever believe this? And the front office guy is like, it feels like yesterday, doesn't it? It does. I still look at Goran as like this little kid coming off a plane from Slovenia, learning American culture and learning things and getting his driver's license. And meanwhile, he's a guy with gray hair and kids who are grown up and stuff like that. Julia Dale is a woman now. Who's Julia Dale?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Who's Julia Dale? Legend.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Is that the girl that was singing the National Anthem?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
We had the trumpet guy in Phoenix. Dr. Jesse. What was Dr. Jesse?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
They won that game, right, Dan? I know you left early. Goran Dragic is an old person.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Oh, it's Juju and not... PEDs. No, this is all Juju.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
I was the first guest, by the way, in the history of The Greg Cody Show.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
There's no chance there are 29 more important people than that.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
How will you refer to them? The Sacramento Athletics, right? Because they're playing in Sacramento, right?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Are they changing the name of the team?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Right, waiting for the.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Wait, hold on. So, like, if I'm watching ESPN Sunday Night Baseball and it's Yankees at Athletics and the scorebox is in the top corner and it says NYY 0, it's going to say what?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
I believe it was Pat who said there's winning, and then there's misery. And clearly they're not winning right now, so...
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Well, the Warriors got Jimmy, and they're happier, too.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Yeah. Honeymoon Jimmy. They got contract-signed, ink-dried Jimmy.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
It could work out better.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
When they win it all, then it's like the ultimate for him. Then it's perfect. Then it becomes the crowning achievement, right? Because if you think of his departure from here, Reputationally, I don't know why, because it's not the first time, but reputationally, he kind of took a hit, right?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
So if you go to Golden State and then breathe life, revitalize what looked like a dead season for them and help Steph Curry get his fifth title, which then A, separates him from LeBron, but B, puts him on that pedestal with Magic and Kobe and some of these other kind of top 10-esque names.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Then Jimmy Butler becomes like almost bigger folklore than he was even before having taken this team to the finals twice. Then it turns into Jimmy Butler. What a swell guy.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Chris, look at me. That would be terrible.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Guys, I'm telling you, there's a snowflake's chance in hell that they have a tribute video. Like you said, they might acknowledge him. Right. Maybe in the intros, the player intros, typically the player intros, I had a guard from Davidson and Steph Curry and from Tomball, Texas, Jimmy Butler.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Why is that video behind me? Can we get Juju to put it on the poll? What's more embarrassing, the fist pump from Jeremy or the slurp from him?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
By way of example, 22-time Emmy Award winner Jason Jackson never got to do this. Right, right. He's a trendsetter. He's a trailblazer, a pioneer.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
It's my favorite kind of Greg Cody, though. I mean...
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
These aren't Greg's problems, though. That's why he's not so worried about the asteroid in eight years.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I don't like any of that story. Win the whole thing.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Hello, Dan Money. Put it on my tab.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Powers was drunk at the time. Probably. Tom Powers is a great name for a fullback.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
You do. And I think the PGA Tour, the other players on tour would be okay with this because you want Tiger in the tournaments. Tiger would never do it. He would never, ever take a golf cart. I think if Tiger wants to be involved in these majors, wants to have a chance in these majors for the next two or three years, he needs to do it in a golf course.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
The problem for Tiger is he cannot walk the course anymore. He just can't get around the course. Who was that?
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
No, but that's you. You're doing that.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Well, I think he has the thing that you're talking about. He has the ability to rush that quarterback with four pass rushers, and that's a great ability to have. Maybe the most important thing in the NFL.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
But how can Kelsey walk away thinking anything other than that team is a lot better than ours?
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Philadelphia's not being fooled by anything whatsoever. They dominated. Right, you're saying Fangs had nothing to do with it? It's Howie Roseman and the roster construction, which I think is the most important part.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I know, but Greg, a lot of teams could say that. If the Ravens play the Eagles this week, the Ravens would think they're going to win. The Bills would think they're going to win. The Bengals would think they're going to win. Well, let's not They would think it, though. Joe Burrow would think it. I mean, he would.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
We'll take a loose ship, I guess.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Most people don't want to work.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
What do you mean it wasn't? What do you know? I just have the feeling it was a re-gift from Christopher. Really? Yes, yes.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I think it was 92 Barcelona. He still has that bag, though.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I'd like to challenge that fine, though. I mean, he's coming in. He's rushed.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I'm not certain. I mean, that's my concern. Does anyone have a plan? They just talk about the asteroid coming near Earth by 2000. What are we going to do about it?
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
No, I'm going to worry right up until someone tells me it's gone away.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I'm with Dan, though. This calm, collected, cool Billy. It's Billy Chill.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, number one at the time. I believe that's good. Also, Quinn Ewers is probably going to be in the portal. Yes, but not going to Iowa. But at the time, he was the number one at the time.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
This is how I'm trying to look at it, Lucy, right? Is that it's been somewhat disappointing so far, right? It hasn't been like the level of excitement I think that everybody was hoping for, but... There's been one great game. There's been one great game, but... Now is when last year's playoffs kick in. You know what I mean? So, like, now is the playoffs. The real playoffs.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Now is the real playoffs. The other stuff was extra playoffs. Now is the real playoffs. Even though we live in a world where Penn State or Notre Dame might be national champions.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
We played what's good to get you out of the bad mood. We can't still be in the bad mood.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Oh, all right. I thought maybe that was a good thing. I was trying to point out something good.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
But we have meaningful football now, Thursday and Friday. We have it anyway. Headed into wildcard weekend on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. If you're just a football lover, you have five straight days of football that matters.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
The funny thing about the seeding that you're mentioning is because we asked you, like, if, you know, it was just the classic four teams, would any of these teams not be in it? And you're like, well, three of the four would probably still be in the four. But when you look at the seedings, it's teams five, six, seven, and eight.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
So then if you're not really paying attention and saying, well, three of the four of them are actually the four best teams in the country because of kind of like the wonky seedings. You could look at the numbers and be like, wow, this is working out great. None of these teams would have been in the playoffs. It's like, no, three of the four probably would have been in the playoffs anyways.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I need a one seed in the final four.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
The initial champion is, best case scenario, going to be a five seed. Worst case scenario, an eight seed, which I feel like is what's throwing you off here, is that you don't want a national champion that has a little number seven next to their name or an eight.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
That's a good loss. Quality loss, Lucy. I know you love those.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
We can't live in a world where Notre Dame's national champion, right, Lucy? Like, we just can't. We can't have that world.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Does Jess listen to this show? Lucy, this is how I was trying to spin it earlier this week to tell Stugatz. Because the reality is, Jess, the goal looks... It's not that I don't want them to be happy. I just don't want to hear about Notre Dame from them and everyone else in the world, right? You want to hear about Penn State, though? No, well, I won't hear about Penn State.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I live in circles where I'm not going to hear about Penn State. I'm fine. Here's the thing, and this is the way that I was trying to spin it. I'm like, you know, Mr. Gatz is like, wouldn't it be great for the Gullicks if Notre Dame won? And I was like... it actually would be really bad for the Gullicks if Notre Dame won.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Because right now, the Gullicks have kind of a monopoly on the faces of Notre Dame publicly in the media. So then when there's like paid speaking appearances at Notre Dame, homecoming, this and that Notre Dame, they bring them in. As soon as Notre Dame wins a national championship, old news. We're going to have all of the present Notre Dame players getting all of those opportunities.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
So it's best for the goalies for Notre Dame to continue to lose. Otherwise, Kyle Rudolph's taking over. That's what I'm thinking. I'm with you. I don't actually believe that. That's just how I'm saying it so I don't sound like a jerk saying I just don't want them to be happy.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, but obviously for all the wrong reasons. Just to mess with Chris. By the way, happy Thursday. It's a Thursday episode of God Bless Football. And as an added bonus, no Mike Fuentes today. So you're going to hear from other people. Like? No, just Lucy. Lucy's going to be on with us.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
What do you think? I'm down with that.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I mean, but they're going to have their own game for the national championship. It's fine. They should have a standalone, Lucy.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Wow. Now we're starting to interfere with the NFL, though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well, that's not their day.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
They took Christmas. I mean, you got a quarterback. Yeah, exactly.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
And Taylor's there, but I don't want to scare Taylor by talking to him because then he's going to get a little spooked. Right. Yeah.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Remember, we had Aaron Rodgers. We had Aaron Rodgers. We thought we had one, too.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Hold on a second. Mikey just said we thought we had a quarterback, too. Well, we did. Yeah, but we're implying here that Mark Gronowski is not going to pan out, potentially.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I was going to say, don't they win every year?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Oh, wow, they didn't win this year, so you got the bad one. You got their bad quarterback. They got rid of him. They're like, oh, this guy can't get the job done. Send him to Iowa.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Maybe we get it. Maybe we don't. Right. Are you into it? Exactly. Yeah, I think it'll be fun.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, I love football. God bless it. That's what I say.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Thank you. Nobody loves it like that. Well, Billy loves football. You're right. He gets it. He loves football. Mikey A gets it. Does anyone love football more than you do? That's not for me to say. I'm not here to judge others.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Thank you, Mikey. Mikey gets it.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
As a whole, I love football more than anyone else potentially. Now, there are people that love aspects of football more than I do.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Just specific aspects. Yeah, I love all of it.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
By the way, I just want to tell you guys, I would love it if you could go to sportspodcastgroup.com and vote for us for Best American Football Podcast because you have until Monday to vote for us and have us win again and show all of the naysayers out there that said no, nay. When people said, can they win again, they said nay. And last year, they were right. We did not win last year.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
So it'd be great to be at the mountaintop again this year if we can. We'd love for your vote. Go to sportspodcastgroup.com and vote for us. Please. We would appreciate that very, very much.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
It'd be great for the show. It'd be the worst for my mental health. The worst. I wouldn't want it. We'd be rooting for the Gullocks, though, right? Probably, right? Because if we're going to be honest, Chris Sims, a bit of a Johnny company leader. Doesn't care nearly as much. Exactly right. He doesn't actually care about Texas. The Gullocks are Notre Dame football.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
You're right. Exactly right. And no one wants to live in South Bend. So that's how much he cares.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Whatever it is. Yeah, whatever that is. Yeah, exactly right. Chris Sims is just, you know.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Not even. Just the big game if it doesn't happen on a Saturday because he quote unquote has to work. I have to work. I can't take my kids to see football today. So a Thursday game he can do. A Friday game he can do. Saturdays. Please. And we don't even need to get into his relationship with the University of Texas. That's not for me to get into. We're not getting into that. They hate him.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
They literally drive a bus there from their house. They go on a bus from one house to the other house. Now, when you say one house to another house, it takes the mean potatoes out of the relatability to the Gullicks. You know what I mean? But just remember, bus.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
From one estate to the other. Not even state. Estate.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, they're not paying for upgrades on that plane. No chance. The Gullick bus I like. Hey, what happened to the Madden Cruiser we talked about going on? Incidentally, we talked to Madden's son with the hopes of doing something on the Madden Cruiser, and I just remembered that now. Season's winding down. How do we get on that bus? Where are we taking the bus? I forget. Super Bowl?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
No, I think that we were told that Belichick was doing something with the bus for the Super Bowl. Was it Belichick? I don't even remember. I think we just landed on... We're going to go on a golfing trip with John Madden's son and take his bus there. I wonder what happened. Yeah. I'm going to re-engage.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah. I mean, because we talked to him when the documentary was coming out or whatever on Amazon. And it's out now, so I can understand at the time why a lot of people were reaching out, but now, if we talk to old Madden Jr., I feel like he wants to do stuff with us, right? Yeah. Maybe. Hopefully. You think he remembers us? I think he'd just be happy to talk to some friends.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
And then when they don't call, he'll be happy to talk to us.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
We've got to think about something. Who did Texas lose to this year? Just Georgia, right? You know what we've got to do? Georgia twice, though. You know what we need to do? We need to just go hard on Major Applewhite. You know what I mean? Bring him on. Have him be our Texas correspondent.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
celebrate him we only talk nfl with you sims yeah you're you're look you're nfl majors are guy apple white's our college guy and he'll get it i mean it's not the first it's not the first time he'll have that feeling you know we'll get to lucy in a second what's the strategy with golic if they win just ignore his calls no how about the northern illinois coach Just to torment him with the guy?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
He won't care. He'll be national champion. Yeah, but he lost in Northern Illinois. I don't want Notre Dame to win. It's not that I don't want Mike to be happy. Look, I know that he goes around and he has the diabetes and all that stuff. I don't know the shape of his ticker. I don't want him to get too worked up and too excited about winning the national championship and then all of a sudden...
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
No more Mike Kolek. It'd be terrible. Worst case scenario. He gets too excited. You don't know what winning a championship would do to the ticker. Might. That's what I'm saying. I'm a little worried. If I was him, I'd be like, let's get our physical now. Just in case. Right. Because there's a path. There's a path for them to be national champions.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
So I feel like it's better to address it on the front end. You know what I mean? Yeah. And then you know, can I take it? Can I not? Maybe I don't watch the game. Maybe, you know, there's something I can do here, there. Cut out some red meat. Whatever it may be. Walk around the block. glass of wine, all those things. Preemptive, you're saying. Exactly right.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, now is when you've got to start getting your body ready and conditioned.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Well, I take a working out out of the equation. I just said, you know, stop eating red meat, drink some wine, walk around the block. Like, come on, let's be real. There's 10 days here until the potential winning the national championship. There's no amount of working out that's going to change anything. So let's just change our diet a bit or something. Not get too excited.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Are we rooting for Penn State? I don't know what we're doing. You love football. I just love it. I don't root for anyone. I just root for football. And for the next five days, we got it. For the next five days, I win. Lucy next.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Did you do anything fun? How was the Rose Bowl?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
You seem a little down in the dumps right now. I don't know what it is. You seem down on college football, the one thing that you love. I want to play a game with you if you would like. Lucy or Goosey? No, no, it's not Lucy or Goosey. And it's not necessarily a fun game, but I feel like it might be a necessary game. It's called What's Good.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I used to play this with my friend Allison Turner all the time, usually on the phone. And this is how it works. If one of us was down in the dumps, we'd say, What's Good? And we'd just kind of try to put out into the universe all the good things that we should be happy about.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
She just won the game, apparently. Wow, and his last name?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Bronowski. Oh, wow. I feel like his brothers are going to be on this show at any point in time.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
So you're forcing women who wear heels Come into your house, take those heels off, and then you give them, I guess, what? Trampoline socks. Footies.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Did you have to do that? I thought it helped.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Ryan Cortez has responded on Twitter about this move. What? All caps, six question marks. Okay, now I've had enough. Fire rally.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
He's back in Japan.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I do that. You put toilet tissue on the seat?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I thought there was a Pacheco there.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I am told that you are someone who likes to ask awkward questions of people. So I'm thinking maybe at the end, if you just want to ask me a series of awkward questions.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You're a Chiefs fan, man. Yeah, I'm a Chiefs fan.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Right. Marco, I've got to be honest with you. Like what you just said to me right before we started taping, A, it's just another game. You're a spoiled Chiefs fan is what you are, man. This is not just another game. It's the biggest game in the history of games.
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Yeah.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So you already know the outcome, right?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
That's going to be the greatest Super Bowl in the history of Super Bowls. 41-38. Wow. That's better than the last game. Yeah. You should have lost that game. Wow. Shitta is not in our dictionary. No, it's not. Not at all. How did Funny Marco become Funny Marco?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Embrace your imperfections is what you're saying.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
But you're saying embrace those.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Almost make fun of those. Yeah, yeah. Like stop taking yourself so seriously.
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And has it helped you?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
And what do you love most about doing it? Because you're helping a lot of people, right?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I met one of your best friends. You did.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So you and I are similar. I just got to be honest with you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
But I've embraced it. Like I did a whole career out of this thing to your point.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You met John B. Yeah, John B's great.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Embrace your strengths. Yeah, that's it. So do you find that doing what you do, because it's – I told you, like right before we came on, I watched last night for the first time. I was laughing. I have no idea why I was laughing.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
As someone who has ADHD, it has to feed that a lot, right? Being able to do it the way you do it, right?
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I love me some John B. We would love him too. He's a top five friend for me, I got to tell you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Right. It's a horrible way to live, though. But to your point, no, and I'm going through it as well, but to your point, just accept it. It's the way you're going to live.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Do you take Adderall for your ADHD?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So I was diagnosed with adult ADHD. I took Adderall for the first time, okay? And my wife calls me. She said, what are you doing? I said, I'm cleaning the house. I couldn't stop moving, right? I'm taking out the garbage. I'm doing the dishes. I'm doing all this while I'm working, right? But I will tell you that it really helped.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You'll be a smarter version of yourself. I'm not saying you're not smart now.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So I do a show with this guy, Dan Lebitard, and he's the smart guy on the show, the pillar of journalism, right? He's way smarter than I am. But for the first, like, month that I was taking Adderall, fans were, like, emailing in saying, wait, what is happening? Is Stugatz smarter than Lebitard?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, he's right there with Funny Marco.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Right?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I'm telling you to tell me. That's all I can tell you. You're promoting yourself and your comedy tour. I love that, by the way. You also have a 2025 Chiefs champs tattoo on your leg. Yeah, I do. I'm assuming you already have it there because you know what's going to happen. I'm going to show you a video of it. Are you really?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
What have you been getting into? Why do you pull up the video?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It's right here. Wow. So that's the 2025. Even though the game hasn't been played yet, you have so much confidence. And then also, I got three of them.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I do. I love you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Oh, wait. So the first two Super Bowls, you got the tattoo before the game.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So naturally, you have to do it again, right?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Now, what happens if they do lose?
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Why? Because... Sometimes you got to ask the guy the right questions and just listen. And then you find connection points with that person. And I wasn't expecting to find connection points with Funny Marco. But I ended up finding connection points with Funny Marco.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Are you enjoying all your success, man?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Why would Baker do that, though? To get a ring. Because you like him to get a ring.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Is there an athlete you've met or a celebrity you've met that you were in awe of? Like, you were like, oh, my God. It can't be Baker. We got to aim bigger.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Not very intimidating, right?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Oh. Did you see the clip? So, no, I did not see the clip.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
We have had Tyson on our show several times.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
When Mike Tyson tells you to do something, you do it.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So how cool is that? Like, people are recognizing you for what it is that you're doing. In your wildest dreams, you could not have imagined that when you first got started.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So you would take the working billion dollar over the free billion dollars? Yeah, I do. I think I'd take the free billion dollars. I don't know.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, but the billion dollars will allow you to create whatever it is you want to do work-wise.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So the wanting to do more, the next thing, is that a – It's a gift and a curse. I was going to ask you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Right. Yeah. Yeah. Do you watch back at your videos? I don't like watching myself.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, I don't. I don't like listening to myself.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, but that's how you perfect it, I think.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
If you have the willingness to go back and listen and be honest with yourself, you can actually get better moving forward.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Because you feel like they don't know you behind the YouTube.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So you've done stand-up, though, right?
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Does it make you nervous when you do it?
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Like you gain confidence, right?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You stack confidence, you stack success on top of success, and suddenly you're speaking in front of millions of people, right? Isn't that funny how that works?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I want to play a game with you, man. Promote the tour, by the way. Like tell people where, if they want to see you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Same here. Same here.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Listen, you and I are best friends. Yeah, I don't. Can I do a show with you? You definitely, yeah. I want to come on your show.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I know, but I can wing it. Yeah, that's how I feel too.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I want to ask you a series of questions. It's a game called Marco or Mark No.
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And I gave him the recommendation of trying Adderall because he's never tried it. It's a burden living with it. And so he and I connected on just how difficult it is to live like that where your mind cannot rest. And so that's where we found our connection point. I don't know. I thought it was fascinating and funny, by the way. This took a serious turn.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
And then you ask me a series of awkward questions.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Let's go ahead. Peeing in the pool. Okay. Marco or Mark No? Marco. Marco. Yeah, you pee in the pool.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I'd rather pee in the pool than the shower.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
How about peeing in the shower? Yeah. Yeah, Marco. This is going to be a bit farting on a plane. Marco, Mark, no.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Marco would fart on a plane and say, it was me.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
All right. Ketchup on steak. No, barbecue. All right. I almost divorced my wife because she got ketchup with her steak. Yeah, I can't be with that. I'm not going to ask you who's going to win the game because you already have a tattoo telling us who's going to win the game. That's it. Do you have any awkward questions you want to ask me?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
How do you know I'm a great dad? I just know it. What does it take? What does it take? You got to put the time in, man. And it's got to be real time. So it's got to be like... Your kids can't feel that while you're spending time with them, your mind is drifting off elsewhere. That's hard for people like me and you. So the way I do it, I just put the phone away.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Because the phone triggers all the bad stuff. The notifications, the text, the work, the this. So just being in the moment with your kids and being there with your kids and making sure they know that this stuff, that what we're doing right now, you and I, this ridiculous bullshit, is not nearly as important as spending time with them.
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I don't handle it well.
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Yeah.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I say yes to everything, and then I ask for one thing, and that's my relationship with Levitard.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Listen, I'm going to leave Levitard. You and I are going to start a show.
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The big boys. Yes, it's going to happen. Growing up. All right, man. I hope you get to celebrate. I hope you get to celebrate. Well, you will.
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I love that the game's already been played in your mind.
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Yeah, and sometimes I lie just because I just want to be a part of the conversation.
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Oh, my whole life.
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Right out of the womb, right?
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Yeah, go ahead. Oh, okay.
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Thank you, bro.
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Stugatz. Oh, ****.
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We never had Michael Jordan on the show, but I appreciate you saying that. They don't know. Okay, they don't.
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Never had Michael on the show. We never had Shaq. Oh, no, we did have Shaq on the show. Shaq doesn't like me. He sends me threats, direct messages.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Right, because I'm that guy. I love you, bro.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I love you. Funny Marco, man. Back to you guys. This has been unbelievable.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Listen, this is my new co-host, Levitard. Bye. Back to you, Dan.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Is that what was going on? You were in the zone?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
He's here on behalf of GoDaddy. We'll get to all this in just a second. We all have to put these glasses on, right? Is that the deal? I mean, I'd love a pair.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I'm looking good, huh? You are. Not as good as you. And certainly, definitely better than Billy.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Lucy.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
At what point did you approach Raheem? Was it after the flight? It was after the flight. So I'm wondering if Raheem saw you and noticed you, why he didn't come and say hi to you?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You're saying at the point of contact. That's what he noticed.
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Only me, Billy, and the audience knows. It's funny.
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They do, yes. They should know by now.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So this is my Tier 1, Tier 2, Tier 3 hat. The Tier 3 hat has not been signed yet.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Thank you.
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Well, a combination of Tier 3s and people who were in a rush to get to the next interview.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Like name names. Come on.
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The Old Spice Man is on here. I met the Old Spice guy today.
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He's got to get home to his family, man.
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Quick question on the way out here. We'll talk about what you're doing with GoDaddy one more time. Had the Dolphins fired Mike McDaniels, head coach, what do you think the reaction? Had they? There were rumors. People were talking about it.
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What would have been the reaction in that locker room?
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Probably split a little bit, right?
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But in fairness to him, I think that would be the case with most head coaches.
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Do you have friends on either? I'm certain you have friends on both teams.
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Who's your best friend on either team?
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Yeah, he did great, but that line, I mean.
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I mean, Raheem, you would run for 4,000 yards behind that line. Oh, yeah, for sure. Jesus Christ. His backup running back had four carries for 77 yards.
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One more time on the way out. We love seeing you, man.
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All right. We love you, man.
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Congratulations on your fourth. And we know you're going to bounce back next year.
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Super Bowl week, Radio Row, Chiefs and Eagles coming up on Sunday. Braxton Berrios is with us right now. He was also on Billy's flight. Billy, who wasn't on your flight?
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It was a good flight.
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We just had Raheem on, and Billy knows Raheem very well, but Raheem... You know, Billy doesn't think that Raheem would recognize him, so Billy didn't say hi until after the flight landed. I introduced myself at baggage claim.
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I'm guessing there's a lot of people, I don't mean this disrespectfully, but I'm guessing there's a lot of people who have no idea, just based on size, that he's a football player. Billy, you're bigger than Braxton Berrios. I mean, taller maybe, but...
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That's good. It's something, though.
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Sitting next to me, a radio row.
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Yeah. IR code. Tell us what you're doing with IR code here on Radio Row Super Bowl week.
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Because we just had a guest on who mocked him for his shirt.
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Saying you look like a game show host.
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Why are you laughing?
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You don't have to talk to people anymore.
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The shirt you're currently wearing, which is really, really nice, right?
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I can't imagine how expensive it is. More than my house. Did you scan it from someone else, though? No.
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It's audio.
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CARLOS LAGOAIA- No one's picking this outfit out for you. You have to pick it out yourself. That's what I'm saying. CARLOS LAGOAIA- It's got the converse on.
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That's my role here.
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Yeah, I'm a punching bag. He woke up this morning. He chose the shirt. That's true, too. You did. I mean, I look pretty good right now. Yeah. Right. Looks like Lulu.
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That's fine. Berrios, is the you back? Oh, God.
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It's so funny. That conversation is funny because it's impossible.
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It's like Kelsey and Taylor Swift setting the bar so high that you can't surpass it. Those Kane teams back in the 80s and the early 2000s set the bar so high, they'll never be back to that.
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No, but I'll tell you where it's good is the fact that a kid like Kyle McCord, who's at Ohio State and he's benched, so now he can just leave, go to Syracuse, leave the NCAA in passing. and maybe be a second or third round pick where in years past, you know, this Kyle McCord would have been just stuck at Ohio state.
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Okay. The most confident I have ever seen you look. Wait, did you say confident or competent? Yeah.
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Oh, Billy, he was good. Come on.
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We enjoy the time with you, man. I know you want to stay, but you have to run because your handlers are telling you you have to go on to the next table. So one more time on the way out, feel free to come back whenever you want. You're going to do this for a living, aren't you, when you're done playing football?
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Well, it's time to ask Lucy to sign a hat.
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One more time, IR code on the way out.
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I'm going to scan your face. What would you do? What would you do for it? Listen, Braxton, I love you, man. I appreciate that. Thank you. Love you, too. Yeah! He was looking for that. Thank you, buddy. Enjoy the rest of your week, man. Thank you, guys. All right, man.
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You're going to have to wash those hands. It's a tier two hat, Lucy.
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Billy, Sims is, I mean, he is peacock preening around the hard stage right now, shaking hands, kissing babies, saying hello to everyone. And you know what he's doing? This is ridiculous. He's being mean to you.
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Well, because I've worn it. So anyway, would you sign my Tier 1 hat? Because you're Tier 1 always to me.
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Can you put your microphone on? Who's the guy in the green shirt over here? Michael. Michael Golick, as I call him.
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You have every right to say that. Let's go way back, though, because Billy, he really severely sprained his ankle walking.
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Billy, he blew us off last week because he's such a busy guy, but he called me right after. What do you imagine Chris Sims is like in a parent-teacher conference? Is that what you're doing?
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Billy, imagine being that famous with that last name and schools are calling you.
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Understood.
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It's just amazing.
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Who's that? The feds will be at their door. You're exactly what they're up to. You're fine. Stay away from those friends. Wait, but how about the group of friends that can't hang with you? Perhaps, you know, you've been very successful in life. You have some money. How about you take care of them?
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And they don't want it.
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Check him out, PFT with Florio, every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned podcast as well, Football Night in America. If I could just go back to the championship game for a second because we haven't spoken to you. Right. Because Billy's been sick and he hurt his ankle and you were being recruited by school.
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It wasn't your fault.
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Did you feel bad for Josh Allen after that loss?
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You did?
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I think Stilato views it that way. Hey, Pope, you met me.
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The Eagles, I feel like the Eagles have the better team here top to bottom. Yes. But they have the. the Chiefs obviously have a legendary guy in the most important position in the sport. I don't know what to do with this game. I've got to be honest. The first game was so good, but the Eagles do have the ability to keep Mahomes off the field with Saquon Barkley.
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The agent who doesn't need to give away 15% of his money has an agent. He's an agent.
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I remember Jimmy Johnson telling me in Levitard that the winning is in the margins, it's in the details. Exactly. Attention to details. Right. And I still can't figure out why teams are driving down at the end of the game and leaving Mahomes' time at the end of the game because Mahomes doesn't do it that way. If he's got five minutes left on the clock, he's taking all five minutes.
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You're not getting the ball back.
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DeMario Davis told us yesterday that he was shocked. He goes, I've been playing this game my entire life. He goes, I'm telling you, it's one of the great defensive calls of all time, and I was shocked when I actually saw it play out, and so was Josh Allen.
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I think if the Chiefs win, they win close. Eagles win. It potentially could be like a 14-17 break.
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He's the best coordinator of all time, right, Spags? I love Spags.
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He invited us to a basketball or football game. You keep forgetting about what we do. I don't know why. Because I can't imagine him playing football. It's weird.
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Yeah. I guess. Is it really?
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Really? He forgot socks today.
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Thank you.
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He just can't have my marijuana socks.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Make sure you pick out the right things.
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Thank you.
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Actually, I did write it down. It's 424. Hey, what do you do now that the college season is done?
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Thank you.
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Billy, who do we have on the show today?
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I would love to do a game show.
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Hosting a game show would be a dream.
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It seems like people are kind of bored by this matchup. It's odd. Like, I've been here for a couple of days now, but there's not the excitement there would normally be for a Super Bowl.
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If you're a third-year player on the Chiefs, this is all you know.
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But the refs definitely favor them.
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But obviously they do. It's obvious, right?
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It's a very mental thing. I like the idea of the two of you hosting a game show together. What would it be?
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I don't know. He's got the shirt. I mean, thank you, I guess. She's roasting you. I don't think that that was a compliment, I'm going to be honest with you. He's got this. Now, the game show shirt is definitely not a compliment.
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Oh, wow. Look what you did. Next time you need a guest in five minutes.
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He wanted Billy to be normal.
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Next time someone has a baby.
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Stop. Check out her podcast, The Offensive Line. Annie Agar, we appreciate it as always. I look forward to coming on again.
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You enjoying yourself here, man?
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Your first time to Radio Row?
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By the way, it's not really Radio Row anymore, okay? Like, radio's dying a slow death. It's all digital row now.
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Yeah, but you're enjoying it, huh?
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Blessed to be in this position. Tell us what you're doing with Psycho Buddy this week.
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So there was no substance to you telling him, hey, no, but it's Billy.
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Checkers fries are better? Yeah. Really? Yeah, 100%. Rashad? Yeah. For real? Have you never had checkers fries? I have, but I've had McDonald's fries as well.
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Wait, hold on a second.
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I know, Billy.
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How many people recognize you when you're going through the drive-thru?
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I love the fans in Tampa. Were you trying to mess with them a little bit, have fun with them?
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You can play in the NBA, couldn't you?
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What did you think about Luka trade?
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By the way, Braxton Berrios, if I wasn't following football, I would never think that man is playing football. He's my size. It's crazy.
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Everyone thought that. Because we'd never seen a trade of that magnitude in the NBA. Thanks. You love hoop, huh?
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We love Baker Mayfield on this show. Billy loves Baker Mayfield. He's been on the show with us before. That has to be a fun guy to play with.
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He just cares, though. He just seems like a good teammate. That's all I'm saying.
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You're an NFL running back. When you watch Saquon Barkley, do you marvel at him the way we do?
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Right.
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You're from Kansas City, huh?
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Yeah. You like this run?
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Because they love the Chiefs.
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Mahomes, ridiculous, huh? The greatest ever?
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So this is interesting because Mahomes is trying to do something that no quarterback has ever done in the history of the NFL, which is win three straight Super Bowls, right? And people are saying that will put him in the discussion with Tom Brady as the greatest ever. But here's what Brady has that Mahomes can never get back. Head to head, Brady beat him. Yeah, for sure. You guys beat him. I mean.
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No doubt. I love that you just go to brands that you like, and then you get marketing deals out of them. So it's great. They don't come to you. You're going to them, which is awesome. But tell us one more time about Psycho Bunny on the way out. We appreciate your time, my man.
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Right. What do you think of this man's outfit? He's about to walk in. Let's see if we can get a reaction from you. Hold on, Billy. Do you know who's walking in? I do know. Yeah. Stiletto.
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We appreciate you, man. Enjoy the rest of the week here, man. No problem, man. All right. Thank you, Rashad.
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What do you mean a guy? Listen, Radio Row Super Bowl week. That's what it's all about.
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Right.
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But you're not, though.
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Yeah. Yeah, but it's an odd response to someone dropping pasta sauce.
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What if I was Joe Patrick? Wait a minute. Someone just walking around pretending to spill pasta on people here?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You going to take them out later, or what are you going to do, Stilato?
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Yeah.
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How many guys do you have to handle things for you?
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You never know. 50-50 chance. People get divorced all the time. Do they? That's what I've heard.
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I think you've got to take the hat off.
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Are you comfortable, though, right now with the headset?
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All right.
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How'd that go? I'm sure that was a thrill. Boston, I mean, they're always very nice.
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Yeah. Your suit is great.
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Hey, are your parents divorced?
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You might want to wait for the outcome before you do that.
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Right, you can take the suit off.
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What are you doing with PXG?
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I have PXGs, by the way. They're fantastic. They are. Yes.
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1,000%.
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This is great. Yes. April 24th.
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Seriously. Okay.
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He wants to play golf.
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I want to play and work.
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I'll bring the cannolis. I love a good cannoli. I do.
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I have to chase Billy's smile and his looks anytime he makes a look. He was making fun of me when I told you I have PXG clubs. I don't know why.
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Yeah.
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What is it?
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You walk around. You didn't forget about PXG there.
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You tried to weave them together. I saw the wheels in motion. Like, how am I going to weave this together?
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Not a PXG club or anything?
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It would be great if you gave him a set of clubs.
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Invite him to the tournament.
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He can sit down. We can talk to him.
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Right, but you met the Pope.
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Sean, come on.
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Right.
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Crazy.
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Can I ask you what you got, what'd you talk about with the poem?
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I'm telling you, Drew Rosenhaus has never met the Pope, okay?
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You bought me marijuana socks. Thank you. I did. I'm very excited about these. You got me wolf socks. Billy loves socks. You know they call Billy, Billy Socks, right? Yeah, everybody knows that.
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We're just seeing it now. You've always been like this.
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You said you love the art of negotiation. Like, you love to negotiate. And I'm wondering, who's the toughest negotiator that you've ever come up against?
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That's why you just asked me to do it.
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Are you dealing directly with Jerry?
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Well, I'm looking for Stilato so we can give him socks.
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Right.
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Yeah. They appreciate that.
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Right. You show respect for Rosenhaus earlier. We'll get you out of here on this note. Sean Stilato with us on behalf of PXG. If I gave you a PXG club and I said you could take it to one agent that you despise, who would that agent be? Wow.
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Man, you did not waste time. I didn't think we were going to get an answer. Give us a name. It's been sitting there for a while.
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Yeah.
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You're endorsing PXG.
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Of course. To grow and to get better.
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A good bunch of guys.
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Yes, yes.
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I do, yeah. It's my book, man. That's my book, Stu Gatz's personal record book. You want to sign it for me? Yeah, I'd be honored. I want him to sign it for me.
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Are you? You have the Bills getting there next year?
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Because the Chiefs don't?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Right.
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But you're blaming it on the refs.
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We've all said it. Listen, we do this for a living. I'm telling you, I've said crazy things that I don't mean. I don't care about the Jets nearly as much as people think I do.
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That's what it feels like to be a Jets fan.
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I love full disclosure. They keep kicking me in the balls.
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Yeah.
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Your football game? Yeah.
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Yes. What is this game?
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Yeah, when and where?
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Basketball game breaks out.
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Okay. There you go. Maybe we're down. I think we might be down.
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All right.
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You got me courtside. I can interview everyone and all that.
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Okay.
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What?
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I don't know what that means.
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My family? No. He's going to laugh at this. You're going to love this. I'm Jewish. Yes.
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That's exactly right.
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So I got the nickname from Hank Goldberg when the Sopranos came out. John.
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And then she bought them anyways.
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From Hank Goldberg. From the hammer. It was the name of Tony Soprano's boat.
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Remember?
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That's why she bought them though.
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Yes.
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You are a piece of work.
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Next time say you love them. Don't.
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Yes, yes. Jesus.
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Take them. Okay. Listen, get to us on the basketball game. Perhaps we'll be there tomorrow night. The football game. Look me in the eyes right now. I love you. I love you.
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There you go. Thank you, buddy. Enjoy the rest of your week, man.
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Did you fly a little delayed I heard, right?
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Yeah, but don't you say, hey, listen, the greatest running back of all time is on the flight.
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You think you're the best running back of all time.
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So you're watching him as a kid, and you said, I want to do what OJ does.
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When did you know you would be good enough to play in the NFL? Like at what age? Was there a moment?
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Do you have a good relationship with Saquon? Do you know Saquon at all? I don't know him.
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That'd be perfect, yeah. So, yeah. Do you think your kid's going to play football? Does he like football? He loves football.
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But I don't let him play tackle yet.
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Wait, but you seem like – is there a conflict here with – because the game is brutal. That's why. That's why. So is there a conflict with you letting him play in general, or are you okay once he gets to a certain age?
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Was he bad at playing the piano or bad at singing? I mean, he was tucked away in a corner. It was crowded. It was hard. Was he singing?
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Thank you.
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Right, but this person was paid to sing there last night, right?
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Because it's been a long day. Super Bowl week radio, right?
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Have you asked her to stop? Yes.
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And I haven't responded to what's up yet.
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He's not going to come back for socks.
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The same way Rose singing at a bar was not going to get you to go out last night, socks aren't against the lotto to come back here.
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That's okay. Lucy, are you enjoying New Orleans?
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Oh.
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Ivy Leagues.
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Good for him.
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All right. All right. Billy, throw it to a guest for us. Coming up.
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Someone we spoke to today. All right, Funny Marco is with us. Now, you asked me, you sat down, you said, which one, which Marco do you want? I thought there was one. I thought it was just Funny Marco, but apparently there, how many Marcos are there?
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She's got a point there. I love you. Shut up. Oh, man. I need more top fives. I need more Uncle Charlie talk. I need more dopeness of intricacies. Yeah, dopeness of intricacies is my favorite.
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I'd love to hang up on somebody right now. You want me to hang up on myself? Good old-fashioned. Yeah. When's the last time you hung up on somebody? When's the last time, you know what? This conversation is over, even if you don't think it's over.
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Is it just leaving somebody on read? Like, what is the modern version of that? Hanging up? I don't think that the impulse is left. I also don't feel like I... That feels like a high school or junior high thing where I would find myself in conversations where I got so angry that I had to hang up. I don't remember the last time I felt the need to hang up on somebody. Look at Dominique. What?
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Look at Dominique. Huh? Look at Dominique Cosby over here. You're stunting on us with your happiness in your life.
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Shout out to James Evans. Felt the same vibe, yep. You're not better than me. That's all it was. I don't think it is. I don't know the last time, you know, in my athlete and now, you know, broadcaster life that I had to actually feel I had to end a conversation abruptly with a loved one, you know?
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You haven't hung up on a co-worker or you haven't told somebody to get off your – you haven't hung up on a telemarketer? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, then what are we talking about?
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I put that as the name for contacts of people who I don't want to talk to. I mean, clearly you're showing your privilege. By never answering a strange number. Yeah, I don't have to do that. All my bills are paid. See, y'all dunking on me. It's not about bills being paid. For me, it is. I mean, the quality of life for a black man starts at, are your bills paid?
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And then after that, you know, take care of the family, you know, do something for yourself every once every six months.
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Yeah, exactly. I wake up with worries.
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That's usually apparent. This is, you know. This is, yeah, so since you guys think that I was stunting on you by saying I didn't hang up, I occasionally answer unknown calls from places when they're from a particular part of the country because I might be getting a call from a relative in prison. You got to answer it. Yeah. You got to answer it. Put some money on his books. No, I refuse.
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I'm done putting money on books. I'm done. No? I'm done. The one thing I do hate. We're getting into Republican Dominique here. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait a minute. There's enough money on the books. I put plenty. You're right. You're right.
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Real deal. No, it usually is your kids. Somebody always wants something on the phone. When's the last time the phone went off and you were like, hey, I want to do something for you? When's the last time the phone rang or a text came through like, I'm tired of people wanting to pick my brain. I'm tired of people wanting to, hey, I'm getting in the business. Well, guess what?
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Get it out the mud like I did. Figure it out. You called me a Republican. You just bootstrapped everybody who wants some help. Not everybody, but the people I know who are going to fail. Like, don't send people who I know are going to fail to my phone. That's all I ask. You just want a hard worker who is going to win like our man, Jackie with the mid. Coming up, Pitch Clock.
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There you have it. That's quite a great history, too. More than my amour. He's a gack. More than Rebecca Lobo?
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She talks that talk, too. That's what I like about her. You know, you can tell the playlist is a little urban. I met her at her freshman year. She seen paid in full.
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Definitely. Two Americas, Cody. I'll let you borrow it. They get shot every day, B. I had to call them they.
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They do the they, and then you got to be careful. That's why I had to use the they. This won't happen again. I feel like the tournament this year has been really fun, but what I haven't had is – The guy who we just met, like you know where we just meet a guy for the tournament and then he's like great for a second and then. Ali Farooshmanek. Bam. Is that my guy? That's a good one.
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Oh, like was Pit Snoggle on there?
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It was Tony's list. You got to be careful with that. We might have a segment here going forward celebrating white people. Golf, you can't tease that entirely. When I had my show in Atlanta, the first day of March, I did White History Month celebrating average white athletes who had been overlooked in the years. Thank you for that. Yeah, somebody had to.
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Somebody had to extol the virtues of John Conkac and Carl Mecklenburg and people of that ilk. You feel me? Chris Dudley didn't do what he did in his career for someone not to shine a light on him.
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Congratulations. Thank you.
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That seems sincere. It is. Everything about me is. Ask Jackie with the mid.
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Order one today. Shorter swing on that one. Your hips were flying open on the first one, but shorter swing.
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Bitten for contact. I think I'm going to call it that from here on out. That's a Burby. Can I get a Burby with one rock? If I meet somebody and they call it Burby, I know that person got a problem. They got a real problem. Don't you have a cute nickname for poison like that? Like nose beers? OLI. What's not poison? Jimmy John's. Not at all. Shut up, Jimmy John's. Delicious.
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Oh. I know. Is this going to be? All right, I don't want to ruin it. I feel like this might be a similar list to the other list.
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It's so wrong, but so right. I mean, it's true. These guys are, we don't talk about their March Madness performances at all. Because we're busy talking about Golki. Carmelo. Oh, Carmelo. That's a good one. Would have been timely. Shoot. Do a better job.
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Charlie finds the person who he can relate to. I bet you Andrew Lovedale's dad probably also looked at him and said, be an athlete for once.
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And Andrew Lovedale looked at his dad and said, you weren't there.
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You ain't seen it.
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I love this time of the year, the festival of missed jump shots that is the NCAA tournament. You know what I mean? But now we're at this Final Four. That's a hilarious name for it. But at this current Final Four. I feel like maybe it's not that. We got to really know.
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All right, Jess, God bless March Madness. That was pretty awesome. Was there anything else that didn't get in there that you wanted to share with us?
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Nothing says college basketball like swinging to an open shooter who you know is going to miss it. That's why the Cinderella stuff is overplayed for me. Show me the pros. I am here to watch the pros. You can have your cheerleaders. You can have your bands. You can have your allegiances to a better time when you were skinnier and cooler in life in college. I'm here to watch the professional players.
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There are quite a few. Well, I guess by percentage, maybe not. But there are a lot of pros in this Final Four. There's old dudes pushing around kids. Well, I mean, they're young dudes. When Rick Pitino could look in a camera and say, we ain't recruiting any high school players. We're just going to the transfer portal. Jani Broome is, what, 28 years old pushing people around?
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But, I mean, the Duke guys are young. Knuppel's young. Cooper Flagg's young. They're young. Yeah, but you know. Yeah. You know why I'm here. I can't believe you. Hey, how about the Duke guys? You said Khan, Knipple, and Cooper Flagg.
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Not Boobie Gibson's not a deep cut.
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I'd love to make one up, but it'd probably get me kicked off the show. It's hard.
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Bombs McGee? Is that what we're going with here? You can't take us down this road. You can't take us down this road.
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That's right. Well played. I wanted to get into the dopeness of intricacies. It's a phrase that you coined just a few segments ago. Open mouth to say things. What about Tito Horford? Yikes. Wow. Yikes.
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Ooh, give it to me.
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Is that how you feel? You're treated here, Jeremy? How I feel? It's just a fact. Talk about it, though, man. We just went through our dad trauma.
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You're the Tony Koo coach of the team.
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I was like, eh, not that one. It's one of those they all sounded like moments, huh, Charlie? That was tough. Oh, my God. He's more of an ass man. I've been trying. Yeah, well played. I tried to tell my family that I was coming here to do, you know, hard-charging sports talk. Work? Did you not know which show you were going on? I do get the show.
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I do get the show and understand the show, but I didn't think it would be this fun. Yeah, it's a tough thing to be like, I'm going to Miami for work. Do you just wait? I'll explain to you how tough it is when we leave the show. This is the first time I've left home in I don't know how long. The last time I left home was to do Dominique's show, and my baby came 12 hours into the trip, right?
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So I had to go back home. Now, it's like any time I leave, there's a catastrophe. Your wife probably don't like me, huh? No, she loves you. No, she don't. No, she loves you. The two times, once you come to New York and leave her alone, you made it back in time. I leave her alone. No, I'm saying from her perspective, you left her alone. She didn't feel that way. On the doorsteps of pregnancy.
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You made it back in time. And then the next time that you come to do something with and for me, you in the BBL capital of the world. She got to be looking at me like I'm in trouble. Well, she knows that the BBLs really aren't my thing. Okay. Okay. I'm a tittle guy. Yeah, I'm a tittle guy. Exactly. You know what I mean? Shout out to her. She provides the tittle orphan in my life. Okay.
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I'm really not a BBL guy. I like a natural, more natural look. But, I mean, the B. Everyone appreciates the B. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, shout out to the Bs. I've been trying to get to the dopeness of intricacies for a while, and I really wanted to talk about the dopeness. No apologies needed because none of those detours are any ones I regret. I love it. But I feel as though we're getting to the end of this conversation, so I'm going to steer it back to the dopeness of intricacies.
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And I know that this is something that Charlie complains about in the past with, like – Film guys? But this is different. What I really like, and one of the things in my social media algorithm right now, is football player explains the mental part of the game. And I saw Luke Keekly the other day explaining how him and Thomas Davis outsmarted a quarterback.
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And whenever those things come up, I am enthralled. And I have experience telling these stories myself, having been around Ed Reed and Ray Lewis, guys who... are like really, really smart guys. I hate to use the word geniuses, but like they're advanced thinkers when it comes to the game. And I love those clips on the internet. And I don't feel like I see them for all sports.
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Sometimes I'll hear a baseball guy explain how he worked a pitcher or understood something. But football is the sport that has the level of complexity that allows for that. It's so rare to hear like the basketball guys talk about how – They saw this play and they said this. But I did see one in a tournament where I think it was. Matt Painter? No, it was Sampson, I think.
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The team that they were playing against were defending the inbound by pulling off the on-ball guy every time. And then at the end, they had a play designed. And I was like, oh, I saw somebody explain it to me. I was like, oh, I love the dopeness of intricacies. The dopeness of intricacies, by the way, you could buy that album wherever you stream your albums.
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I think it happens because, or it doesn't happen enough because it gets programmed out of people by people who think that fans aren't smart enough, to use a lame term, smart enough to understand these things. I've seen players who have to boil it down to something that the listener or the consumer
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doesn't need it boiled down to and then after a while all you're doing is talking in cliches and sound bites and anytime i can hear a baseball player talk about their front shoulder or what's happening you know changing the eye level in terms of pitch sequence all those things make you smarter and more it makes you feel like you're more involved as a fan but you've got program directors you've got producers you've got people who keep it as dense as you possibly can because our audience doesn't understand it guess what
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You alienating your offense and insulting your audience by not telling them what's going on on the field. And also, they like to attribute those things to nothing but instincts. That's film work. That's film work. That's someone doing their homework and then acing the test on the field. I mean, I think what it comes down to is if it is jargon-laden.
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If you can explain something that happened on the field in a way that is not full of jargon that the listener gets confused, it's different. But every man wants to do that, though. Every man who walks into a bar is like, hey, I know what a cover two is. You feel emboldened, and you feel like you're a part of the process. The jargon, calling curveballs yakkers and Uncle Charlie back in the day.
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You never heard of Uncle Charlie? No. It feels racist.
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I didn't play baseball. A yakker? I didn't play baseball either. I've been around it for a while. A yakker is a curveball?
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Uncle Charlie? I don't like it. You can issue with Uncle Charlie? No, no, you can say it. I just didn't like the way it sounded when Chris said Uncle Charlie.
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I always talk about the dopeness of the intricacies.
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Absolutely not. The Cubby Bear. Let's go. Absolutely not. You know what you guys can't do, though? Go to a playing game because the Heat are going to end up hosting that 9-10 matchup.
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Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.
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There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Jeremy, what do you think? Speaking of NBA perspectives.
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You know, there was perspective if you look at the heat game from last night.
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Two years of your dream. Yeah. Every year was an opportunity. Right.
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No one loves football more than you.
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No, no. But for me, it was a great time. I'm enjoying it. I'm trying to think because I know you pretty well, and it doesn't need to be sports. What is that thing that's going to replace that feeling that you had while doing that show? It doesn't have to be inside of sports.
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Did you? They sent me. One of the things I love, I remember just, if we're going to take a stroll down memory lane, okay? One of the things I loved is when we were at ESPN and somehow you would, because you would do a weekly show with us. Yes. And... On the day that you were coming in, Dan announced that he wasn't coming in. Yes.
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And I remember how nervous everyone was that me and you were going to do a show together. Yes. And it turned out, I think, at least for both of us, it turned out to be as fun as anything we did at ESPN.
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by the end of the radio show that i was doing my legs hurt like i felt like the hair on my legs was going to fracture and break what i loved about you as a guest co-host we talked about this on the oral history is uh you didn't give a bleep what we wanted to talk about we were talking about what you wanted to talk about and quite frankly after one episode i realized we better be talking about what balani wants to talk about because it's more interesting well the problem i had
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What are you thinking, though? Football? Just football. You should promote football. Because he loves it so much. You should promote football next year.
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I just stuff it away somewhere inside.
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No, you did. Because I wanted to give you that space.
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Yes. Well, I think it's, you know, like two alphas, you know, you and Dan, right?
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I love you, Bo. I love you, too, man. Yeah, there we go. This is it. You love New Orleans. I love New Orleans. Is this your favorite Super Bowl city?
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I've seen you out and about. You're walking down. You're at French Quarter. Billy ran into you last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What have you been getting into, my buddy?
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Unannounced, of course, right? No invitation?
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Yeah, but it means we're getting old because I get a lot of that when I'm here as well, and it feels good, especially from the younger, you know, point. It's no longer Radio Row, by the way. It's Digital Row. Yes. You know?
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You're by yourself. There were many times I was sitting right next to the HQ desk.
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I like the idea of you promoting football, Billy. I really do. Just walk around with a duke in your hand and be like, hey, what are you on for? I'm on for football. That idea is great.
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Balmati, what do you make of the entire sports media shift? Because you love radio the way I love radio. You grew up listening to radio, doing talk radio, and now you see what this has become, and it ain't radio anymore. So what do you make of all that?
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I have people just sticking phones in my face, and they're asking me to say stuff, and I don't know where it's going and who I'm talking to.
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Well, that's your dream. That's what I'm saying. That's your dream, right.
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Would that be the number one product? Would it be baby wipes? What would be the number one product? Billy Gill to promote on Radio Row. I'm going to try to make this happen.
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I want to be clear, though, because Travis Hunter has no broadcast experience. Are you saying he should be ashamed of himself? Absolutely. Took an easy path.
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God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Stugatz. Guys. Yeah? It's Super Bowl Sunday. Oh, it's here. It should be on a Saturday. I mean, it's ridiculous. Why are you shaking your head? This is sad.
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I know. Getting up has never been harder. It has never been more difficult. There's Diana Rossini. Poopsity!
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Look at them shoes. They sparkling. Oh God. I've been thinking for like 20 minutes. Should I ask him about the game? There's no point in asking.
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Two years ago would have been fantastic. Oh, my God, Pampers. So now fast forward to the next stage of your children's life.
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Will you? Should I need to? Just to get a diaper endorsement? No, if I get the diaper endorsement first, I'll have a kid. I put the cart before the horse, I think. Yeah, most people are like, you know what?
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I can't. Oh, you're killing me. All right, I'm going to make it happen. You're going to make what happen? You're promoting diapers.
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I mean, you guys can feel free to reach out to old Shirley. I mean, come on.
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I know you had that moment on the cruise.
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I don't want to hold her up, you know. Promoting diapers. I'm trying to think of... Like some sort of thing. How would Sports Radio host ask you about the diapers? It'd be odd here at Radio Row. No one's ever promoted diapers, ever.
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Is there some sort of promotion that comes along with the diaper promotion, like Super Bowl promotion? Who's going to hit themselves? So am I. I can feel it. I'm not even looking at you. But he's sitting right next to me, and I deserve it. Bomati Jones, Diana Rossini, Sarah Spade. What? They're going to get you ready, along with me and Billy.
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an old friend and a friend of the show. He's not old, I'm old. Belmonte Jones is with us here. Nah, brother, I'm pretty old too.
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Yeah. And then the draft. The Saints don't need a coach today. The Combine.
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Psycho T, huh? Psycho T, man. Psycho T was pretty cool. What an odd event for you to be at. Well, it's not, really, for anyone who knows you, right?
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Will they? Yeah. That's a Monday announcement you're saying?
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You'll take him wherever you can get him from.
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I delete them as quickly as possible.
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I don't look a day under 60. You shaved today. I did shave, yes. Why?
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I'm going to see my family after this.
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I shaved at like midnight last night.
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It's the day we're leaving. You're headed out exactly right. That's what I like to do, Billy. It's the last impression that matters.
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Yeah. Did you enjoy the week, Billy, out in New Orleans?
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The Right Time with Bomani Jones. Check it out wherever you get your podcast. You're enjoying that, man. How long ago did you start that podcast?
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It doesn't seem like it was for you. I mean, it's work. That's what it is. It's work.
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Right, plus you love football, yes. Yeah, I love football. Yeah. It's funny. You were walking around Radio Row, and people, you know, they're asking you all week, you know, I heard you say you love football, you love football more than anyone, and they were challenging you, saying, no, I love football more than you. People were saying that to me. You didn't hear it. And I laughed at them.
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Using years again, Bo. Yeah, but this is important here.
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Well, Father's Day is coming up.
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I'm just saying Chris has no idea how many more chances he's going to have to pull off Datter Day. How about that?
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You go slowly, right.
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So it's funny. I looked up the keys to getting out of quicksand, and the first one is stay calm. The second one is lighten your load. Take as many things out of your pocket. Take everything out of your pocket, it says. And then it says wiggle your feet.
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It is. What is that really doing for me? Right. I hate when Ron McGill says, hey, yeah, you face a bear. Stay calm. No, I'm going to freak out.
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You'll miss a week of work if you go to Edmonton.
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Chris can go, but Greg just has to hide the entire day to protect his son. We have a brunch planned for that Sunday, so that's why I get it. Who wants to go to Edmonton? I do.
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What are you talking about?
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I heard it. He goes to Carl. He goes, Edmonton. One word. That's all he has to say at this point. That's all he should say. Edmonton.
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I'm going to try that, Augusta. You did that. It worked for you. Tahoe. I did do that. I've done it several times.
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It's like an eight-hour flight. It's like going to London. It's ridiculous. It's like eight hours from Montana. It's so inconvenient to get there.
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It is Father's Day. It's your day. Do what you want. I tried pulling that card.
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No, you can be. Every year on Father's Day, what I ask for is silence. Thank you. Yes. Just the gift of silence. I watch the U.S. Open. I watch the final round. I get the gift of silence. That's all I want.
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I think my wife would be on to me.
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Game one or one at home?
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Roy, you have the Panthers in six.
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You don't want to go to Edmonton, man. Connecting flights. It's just unconnecting flights.
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For Roy and Walter Katz.
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I think it's Carl. Roy should just walk up to him and say private jet.
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You know, if he is, I feel better about the situation. Same. That's why I'm asking. Yeah. Co-pilot. You would pay half price for a ticket.
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Would you want to know if the main pilot can't fly the plane? I don't want to know what happens in that room. I want honesty.
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So you're saying you're booking a flight on United, let's say. It's $500 because you've done it last minute.
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You feel like someone from the tower can walk you through flying a plane, an Airbus. Yeah.
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Don Levitard. He has been great. He's made great hires. I said all.
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Everything you're saying.
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It's all been said. Okay, you got to understand one thing. Stugatz. Me maximum. That's right. Until I say it, it hasn't been said. Boom.
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In about 10 minutes or so, Chris Whittingham, fancy young lad, is going to join us from his bathtub. No context needed for that. Just that's why. Billy is shaking his head.
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I don't make the schedule. Someone just said Whittingham's coming on today at 940.
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He cares about the costume. Right.
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So he'll do the rest of the show next week when Dan is back?
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Put that on a t-shirt. Put that on the pole. That is a good question. Was that a rhetorical question or meant for a pole? Juju, I'm not certain of the question, but whatever it was, put it on the pole.
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Like in the Cialis commercial? I am imagining Tony somewhere in like Aspen, Colorado.
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When's the last time you took a bath?
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It's an option to sit on the bed Yeah, that's not what that bench is for my man
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I want to make sure I heard this correctly yesterday. You sent out an email, Chris Cody, because we want to do some sort of Summer Olympics here at Metal Orc Media. That's right. And you asked people to give you visually funny sports that we could do, Summer Olympic sports.
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You know, you're eating a sandwich in the park on a bench. A pigeon flies by.
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Roy, if you're the next Wayne Gretzky, if you're the best player in the world, you should make the Stanley Cup. Which he just did. He just did, yes. But to Greg's point, it took him eight or nine years.
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I think Gretzky's first or second year, Roy, with the Oilers, the Islanders had won four straight. They were dry for five, going for a fifth straight. So the fourth Stanley Cup, they beat Edmonton. But everyone knew that Gretzky was coming. The next year, the Oilers played the Islanders again. Islanders going for five straight. Oilers beat them. I think they swept them.
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And then Wayne Gretzky was off and running. That's what Greg is saying.
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Joe Chestnut, I thought that was his nickname. What do you make of Kobayashi retiring? He said his body hurt. No, he said he no longer has hunger.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I would like to do sports. I would like to do this. I think it's a fun idea. Visually funny sports is the way to go. Like ping pong is not the way to go. I understand people would enjoy us playing ping pong and I would win that. I would win the gold medal.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Wow. Thank you for that. It's got to be spicy, too, right? No, I like classic yellow mustard.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
But it's spicy. It is. It's just got a kick. It's just seasoned.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
It's just seasoned.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
No, it's spicy. It is.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
No, that carne asada is spicy, I think. My wife thinks the chicken's spicy.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
feel like they'd be good at yeah that would kind of be interesting to watch putt-putt maybe no okay no us swimming would be interesting to watch us diving would be interesting to watch us doing things that make us look funny and embarrass us would be interesting to watch you get me watching us do things that were actually decent at not funny to anyone
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You think you're great at ping pong, don't you?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Well, him walking across the balance beam.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
No, Chris, the key is to get on the balance beam, walk across the balance beam. Your dad could do that. He's saying he could do that. I bet you can't do that.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Yeah. Okay. I've done that, but usually it's with a cop.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
We could make our own balance beam in here. Let's do it today, please. No, I could do that. That's the way to practice. Is it?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Typically, they're four inches. Four inches.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You know exactly how long that is, huh? Yeah. So we need four sports, is that what you're saying? That's just kind of what I was going for. Because your dad said he would not do diving. Ten centimeters. That was in your headset. Sorry.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Do I have to be in here with him? You do. I'm surrounded by Cody's. I'm in my glory.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Where's your guest?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You said you wouldn't die.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
That's most people's problem, I think. You can swim with a shirt on. No, that's weird.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Swimming? No. Really?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Yeah. Pool table.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I'd like to do a 4x100 relay. Swimming.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
That's how you do it. Like me and Dan, I would choose Tony.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Of everyone on the show, I think Tony would be the first choice. Of course. I think. I don't know. Jess, why are you looking at me?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You could drown in there. Jeez. Yeah.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Anyway, back to you, Tony.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You're watching a competition of that?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Are you kidding?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Go! And then... You appear like a person who likes to take his time when making anomalies.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Know your stove, man. I mean, it's the key to cooking.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
It's going to be a long day. You do have to know yourself. That's good advice. Why? Because you're sitting across from your dad? You've spent enough time with him? Yeah. Really? I'm too mean to him. That's what everyone tells me, so I'm going to be nice.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
We know we could do it the other way. We've seen him do it with Tariq Hill. So we know he has that in him, and now he's doing it a different way. As Billy said, that team in general is kind of rolling with whatever they have to do to win football games. And so now it's Run and play defense.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
But two quarterbacks have done it. Joe Burrow did it. Tom Brady did it. Two quarterbacks have been able to beat them in the postseason.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
The chief still would have won the game.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Chris or spags? It's up to two and a half.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Don Levitard. Bob Kraft. The only reason your organization is good is because of Bill Belichick. Stugatz. Belichick has done nothing since Brady left. He made the playoffs once. I think at the very least, he should not be a first ballot Hall of Famer. They should make him wait like 10 years to get it. He's an overrated coach.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
It is the second most watched entertainment show on broadcast TV. So what's first? Probably an older show.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
I was trying to make sure you were paying attention. You weren't.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
drastic so do you guys have a suggestion on what this drastic thing is like i like that i like that replacing the head coach bags replacing a head coach who's won 70 of his 80 of his games dan it's a guy they fired his defensive coordinator they got rid of his offensive coordinator like what's next it's got to be him right and if bill belichick is out there and i do believe this is a job he would leave north carolina for who wouldn't the two things because one of them is plausible and
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
I'm not certain, Mike. No, it's not a hot take. I'm not certain. Like, I'm not certain Belichick would pass up on the opportunity, if offered to him, to coach Josh Allen.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
It's kind of similar to Marty Schottenheimer, where he kept getting, you know, making playoff runs with the Chargers, but could never get to the Super Bowl. And eventually, and I think it was after an AFC championship game in which they lost, eventually they fired him.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Yeah, someone has to ask him something.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
If Belichick leaves now, does Steve Belichick automatically get the Carolina job?
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
I said Spags as well, but here's another take. Wow, Spags? We're getting dangerously close to Andy Reid being the guy they call the greatest coach in NFL history. Belichick may want to come back and stop that. I'm just saying. Just saying.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
You keep trying until you find a combination that works. Okay.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Well, they need someone on defense, like Max Crosby would be a guy.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Oh, yeah, just once. It's terrible.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
I think in our lifetimes we're going to fix that. How about Josh Allen? Is he still going to be around? He won't be in his prime. No.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
I mean, he has this all-time talented quarterback, and he's been unable to get them a Super Bowl. And in that spot, again, where it's fourth and inches and you're up a point and you're trying to close out the Chiefs on the road to finally get yourself to a Super Bowl, you don't realize how big that play call is. You don't realize the size of the moment there.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Like, Dan, you can't just run the same play you just ran. You can't do it. There's too much at risk there. And so I think Belichick should take over that job. I think there's still a chance for Belichick to win this battle against Brady. If he goes to Buffalo, okay, and he is the guy that gets Josh Allen over the hump past Kansas City to the Super Bowl and then wins it, forget it. He wins.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
But that is McDermott's specialty is defense, and their defense is lousy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Well, he was great a week ago.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
God bless football, Stegots.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
He had real, like, I didn't do any work on the group project, but I still celebrate the A energy yesterday. Tony energy. He's earned that, though, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Tony energy.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
It was kind of like, honestly.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
But he's for past performances.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
right any of the running backs yeah the way the chiefs resurrect these guys to like have them have a few pivotal plays like juju smith schuster like that's two huge plays yes you know huge yeah kareem hunt off the street you're starting running back you know who was on the stage but no one wanted to talk to him and they should be ashamed of themselves spags
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
He had to come back for it, but it hit him right in the bread basket, and it's just terrible. Just a bad drop.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
It was just a prayer of a pass.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Yeah. Yeah. I have a loser. Oh. Who? Joe Shane, general manager of the New York Giants.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Dude, Saquon Barkley, as good as he's been playing, they're going to play that clip of him. Well, first of all, they're going to play the clip of him on the phone with Saquon forever, especially if the Eagles win the Super Bowl. And then they're going to play the second clip of his son telling him to draft Jaden Daniels. So those two clips are going to haunt him for a very long time.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I mean. I didn't say it. You did. You can always be like, you know, this guy just goes on a tangent. We don't even like to give him a microphone.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
The Buffalo Bills. Oh. But not because they lost. They traded out of a spot where they could have drafted Xavier Worthy, and then he came back, had a huge game against them in the AFC Championship.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
For the Super Bowl. For the Super Bowl. I'm not stepping on that field for practice this week unless I get a renegotiator.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I think it was just like a way of him complimenting Jaden Daniels like, He's so good. I wish I could have played more with him. I don't think it's more like – Keep your compliments to yourself.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Keep your compliments to yourself.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
To be fair to Billy. You know, when you're down three scores, a check down to Zach Ertz isn't going to help you. Thank you. You know what I mean?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
But even $100,000. It's a little, yeah.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Josh, he's still a human being, right? So like if someone tells you, hey, you're going to go to the radio for four hours, you're going to give you half a million dollars, you might say yes.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
A lot of rushing touchdowns. I didn't realize he had that many.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Speaking of that. Come on. That's my winner, my final winner and loser, the tush-push. Really? That whole sequence there in the commander's game.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Dude, just ban it just based on that sequence. Oh, my God. It was terrible. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah. What a horrible watch.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Once the official came up and said, if you try to stop it again like that, it's going to be unsportsmanlike.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
You can't even try to stop it? Like, what am I supposed to do? Like...
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
No, I got to root for his brother. And Donna Kelsey is all in on the Chiefs now. Really? No need to be an Eagles fan anymore.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
In fantasy. I'm going to pick up Gainwell just so I can get half a touchdown a game.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
So did you just say it? Kellen Moore. Are the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl? Was that what you just said? That's what he said. That's what you just said. He predicted the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Schottenheimer kicking around somewhere, I'm sure.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I'm not sure yet. He's got to play for Vegas.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
They chiefed at the right time.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
But we all knew they could do it, right? We all knew it was there.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I mean, that's the thing. Like Mahomes is only 29 years old, right? We have at least another seven years.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I think I'd rather have the three-peat.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Brady lost to Nick Foles.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
If you think about it, Brady lost some stinkers. Wow. Two times Eli Manning, Nick Foles.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Oh, that's right. He was off the field for the Seattle one.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Sure. It's like a kid playing video games. Is it attached to anything? Don't plug in the controller, just give it to him.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Loser leaves town game, though.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Wow, okay. All right, let's play douche or no douche here. Leaving stickers on your flat brim hat. Douche or no douche?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Driving a cyber truck. Douche or no douche. You're a douche.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Jamel, nice seeing you. Thank you for being on with us. It's always good seeing you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
You think that's the part that's going to be aggregated? Yeah. You know good and well that ain't the part that's going to get you. I know.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Jeremy, what do you have to update there?
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
What are you, the salt bae? Like, what are you doing there? I'm sprinkling a little something on it. A little sprinkle.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
A value proposition? Yeah. You can't have your moralities around my value propositions. It's just gambling. It can't just be both. With our freedom and our democracy. We'll be fine.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Nobody likes the person who gives the morning routine, right? That's not something that we, that's something that everyone's going to respond. I don't want to watch your morning routine on social media.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Well, Roy is suffering at the moment. We'll get to that in a second. Roy is, and this is a good character, actually. I would like to develop this character with Roy. Roy feels like this is well beyond the sad report that Chris Cody is producing. The slow report, excuse me, not the sad report. That's a different report. That's the one I do. Yes, I'm sorry. The slow report is Chris Cody.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Mine's the sad report. But Roy is feeling these days like he is the very last to know anything. That anything going on on social media that is viral, that for whatever the reason it is, it's getting to him last. He feels like he's arriving at things that others are talking about, and they've already talked about it.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Yeah. The morning routine, Billy, that you're obsessed with?
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Probably would have been better or worse with sound?
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
The doing of the morning routine and what do you, so Roy, you don't feel like you've missed anything, right? For why and for what? Seriously.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Jeremy, can you find for me the Mark Wahlberg routine where I would imagine is where this started because he's famously someone who gets up at 2.30 in the morning because you want to rise faster and grind harder than the person.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
I do think there are people that are impressed by a military lifestyle of discipline, yes. I'm not saying that I am one of them, but I don't think that Mark Wahlberg is showing that to people because he doesn't think they're going to be impressed.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
How do you feel? So you're okay with dogs? This is the first I'm hearing that Tony's not okay.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Thank you. Zaslow, how do you feel about Florida being a favorite as someone who is a proud Gator? The best Florida run there's been was Joe Kim Noah and Horford and Billy Donovan. This is the best team since then, is it not?
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Jeremy, what are you rolling your eyes out?
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
after 2006 he stayed he ended up going like number nine or whatever it was well that would be my test case if i was trying to make the argument against you guys as you correctly assembled so much more money is the thing if you went and asked joe keem noah and al horford now and cory brewer now with whatever money they made hey that second year that you guys got together where you got to do it again
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
What was that worth? What would you pay for to have that year back? I think in the case of those three, it's an extraordinary amount of money. All their teammates might not have that money, though, and they might have a different answer.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Well, because they were better than everybody. This team's supposed to be better than everybody except for Duke. It's the best offense in the sport in 10 years when people aren't – I mean, you can say people are good at offense, but this is – by percentage, this is inefficient basketball. This is crude basketball.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
It's not even that you're never – you know the cost of what we're talking about in making college what we've made it is? That Florida team will never exist again. Like, it's not even a thing that's possible. Even if Phil Knight decides he wants to make Oregon something bigger, the pros are always going to be the calling. That's dead. It's dead forever.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
And a portion of college basketball gets killed with it because Cooper Flagg is the name that you know, but you never... Thank you.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
of having any kind of discussion about whether jackie robinson was black or i i don't even i don't even know what the discussion is honestly or what the conversation points are that allow us to jump from jackie robinson to d i and then just have the same
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
I'm curious, Jamel, of your perspective on this. We came up with Stephen A. Smith, and I love the wrestling characters in media and the evolution of what it is that we have done.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
It wasn't always wrestling characters, and he has become rewarded through the way that he is on television, the modern Howard Cosell and one of the most stunning stories in the history of media to go from not needed at ESPN and let go by ESPN to running ESPN. So the wrestling character of it gets rewarded, right?
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
To call it a wrestling character does diminish it because it is just knowing the value of performance on television. But when you say you find that part of it interesting, what is most interesting about it to you? Not just the ESPN part, just the slalom course that Stephen A has to ride in increasing audience between Fox and ESPN because he's using both platforms for his own gain.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
arguments that we've been having for the last 10 years publicly and privately and longer than that so thank you for joining us but what's the fun what's the funny in here what's the part that you that you don't find dispiriting and you just say to yourself okay media members are fighting in the wrong way
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Is this another though? There's been this gotcha journalism that isn't journalism going out on dates and all of a sudden just recording people and, you know, embarrassing them. Like this has been a this has been a journalistic lane recently, has it not?
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Can we play douche or no douche with her, please? I'd like to transition out of I do find all of that interesting because it really is a story unlike any other. And Jamel, you and I, it's there's a sort of inevitability.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
in if we're talking about some of the stuff that we were trying to push along at ESPN with great gratitude for ESPN deciding for no good reason at all to become a journalistic company or decide that they wanted to try and mix sports and difficult things to cover in sports and try and do it journalistically.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Jamel Hill is going to join us now. And Jamel, I insist, I insist that we find the funny in this conversation, the stupid, the silly, the nonsense in this conversation. Because I was explaining before you came on here just the wearying stupidity.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
The fascination I have with the evolution of everything Stephen A. into somebody who could... have a better presidential Q rating than Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama because he's famous.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
I mean, there's a lot of stuff happening that I don't believe it's true, and perhaps the polling and the numbers aren't accurate, but I have read that the polling suggests that he would be, like, the fourth best betting favorite as a Democratic Party candidate.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Sprinkle a little something. Tony and Zaz say that that debate that you wish for, Jamel, would be Super Bowl numbers, they say.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
What a game.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
You know, we were discussing the Baseball Hall of Fame this past week, and let me tell you something. Ichiro, not a first ballot guy. CeCe Sabathia, not a first ballot guy. Ichiro, 70 some odd percent of his hits are singles. How about you sprinkle in a double? You know who is a first ballot Hall of Fame beer, though? Miller Lite. Miller Lite is brewed for taste.
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It hits different than other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the best one. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Taste like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly.
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Mike, is Billy trying to convince you Notre Dame should lose?
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Right. Thank you. Yes. Right. He has the Golik family in mind. That's exactly right.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
Mike, are you worried about Marcus Freeman leaving your school?
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You know, Billy, it was interesting because Mike did not come down here for the Orange Bowl for the semifinal game. He is going to the national championship game. But I found it interesting that, you know, we were discussing whether or not Mike Golick wanted to stay over at your house, sleep on that couch right behind you.
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I thought Mike was a lock for for the Orange Bowl, but I think it was Billy's house that scared him away. So I don't know what happened, but it did happen.
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He's going to lay down on it now as he's laying down. I'm going to ask him a simple, comfortable dog. Yeah, he cares about you so much. He has a Chris Sims jersey, Mike, but you notice he doesn't have a Mike Golick senior jersey.
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Billy's playing like a champion today, got to be honest.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
We're supposed to have a special guest for Mike Golick. We're hoping that special guest appears here on God Bless Football. If he does, he does. If he doesn't, we will have to reschedule it. But since I have time and Billy's putting his bed back together. Oh, he is coming in here, Mikey?
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Okay. Golick, we will have you out of the time that you need to be out at. I promise you. I look forward to this guest. Well, it's a special guest.
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Yeah. You want to take a guess?
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Wouldn't that be something? We have someone coming on. Listen, I think he thinks, guys, that it's Andy Reid. Really? Yeah.
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Well, you weren't there.
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Right.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
Hey, there he is. This is the coach of our national champion.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
Because Notre Dame is headed in. We have the head coach.
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of Northern Illinois he is on with us right now the only team to have beaten Notre Dame he is the national champion their team or you're a bunch of national champions coach and here's why Mike we think they're the national champions and we're going to have coach kind of give us the keys to beating Notre Dame since his team is the only team that has beaten Notre Dame but not only did they beat Notre Dame not only did they beat Notre Dame on your field
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Notre Dame paid him $1.4 million to kick your ass. So he is a true national champion. Thomas Hammock joins us right now. Coach, are you with us? You're the national champions of Notre Dame beats Ohio State.
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Do you guys think that he's really happy? Do you think Mike in the moment was – Billy is questioning your sincerity.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
So, Coach, as the only team, as the only coach, only team who has beaten Notre Dame, please give Ohio State and Ryan Day the keys to beating this Notre Dame team. Yeah.
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Coach, so are you with us? Here's what I'm proposing, okay? If Notre Dame, okay, beats Ohio State, they win the national championship, okay? We think Notre Dame should have to go to Northern Illinois and play you guys. Do you agree with that, and do you think we can make that happen?
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OK, would the school be willing to give back the one point four million dollars to make this happen?
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Double or nothing.
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That'd be interesting. I'd be I'd consider raising the money to make this happen.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
Is he as good-looking in person as he is on TV?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
You should hang a banner, and we are willing. I am telling you right now, we will come up to you in Illinois, and we will throw you a parade. Are you interested in that? Golik, he'll be in. He'll be in. Wow, Golik, you will?
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Coach, what were you doing to James Franklin there? I mean, what happened?
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I mean, he made the comment about Marcus Freeman being 39 years old. James Franklin, who still hasn't won a big game against an AP top five team. He's won three more than I have in my career. What were you doing there? He took a shot at Marcus Freeman, his age. Like, James Franklin shouldn't be taking shots at anyone. That's what I said.
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Agreed. Well, Coach, thank you for doing this. It was fun. If you don't mind, this show will declare you as national champions if Notre Dame wins, whether you like it or not.
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I maintain beating a team that you shouldn't beat on their home field and collecting $1.4 million to do so is actually better than winning a national championship.
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Thank you.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
We appreciate you doing this and having some fun with us.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
Wow. It was an awful day for me. What a day Monday will be if you guys could take care of Ohio State, huh?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
All right. I'm torn now, man. Like, I'm with Billy on if Notre Dame wins, it's bad for the Golik family. And I desperately want to win Northern Illinois.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
Yeah, but suddenly Kyle Rudolph is walking down Radio Row, and he's doing the beef jerky diabetes thing.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
Thank you for doing this, Mike. We appreciate it. You got it, guys. God bless football. God bless football. Stu Gatz here for my friends over at Miller Lite. From fireside conversations to football Sundays, winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer.
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A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and a great tasting light beer tastes like Miller time. You know, we were discussing the Baseball Hall of Fame this past week, and let me tell you something. Ichiro, not a first ballot guy. CeCe Sabathia, not a first ballot guy. Ichiro, 70 some odd percent of his hits are singles. How about you sprinkle in a double?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: American Coffee and Marcus Freeman's scent
You know who is a first ballot Hall of Fame beer, though? Miller Lite. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the best one. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
of a preview for the 30 for 30.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
That's good work by that card guy. His handler there doing some good teamwork. Excellent handling. I don't think this is going well.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
What does he mean by I want to get my sack back? Did he want Brett to let him sack him right there?
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
We good? I think he took it the way that we did because he does say, I think you'd hurt me. He thought that Gastineau was making a joke of, I'd like to sack you right now. Like, oh man, you'd hurt me. And then the handler stepped in and did his job.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
That part is just like, you hear me, man? Yeah. You hear the words I'm saying? Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
They do have a lot of pages, confusing pages, probably more so than other offenses.
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Great name. I get it.
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She learned on the internet.
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It's time for us all to pick. Let's do who you got.
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Is Morgan really going to jail for seven days? Did I see that? It's like a rehab or something for seven days. That's a cup of coffee. It's probably good for him.
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Wait, who did you— Chicken Fryer or O'Malley?
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She's doing exactly what she got mad at Zach for doing.
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Not your life? It sounds painful.
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I don't feel good about it, but these feelings, they just... He's nice.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
The Heisman Trophy should go to Travis Hunter. He's the best receiver in college football and the best cornerback. It's God bless football.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
I want to tell you a story. I'm serious here. My wife and my two daughters, they begged me to buy a Peloton. So I bought a Peloton. And then I watched that Peloton sit in my office and stare at me. So you know what I did one day? I looked at it. And so I decided to get off my ass and I jumped on the Peloton because no one else was using it and I paid for it. I mean, so why not?
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
Then I realized eventually that they bought it for me. And I got to tell you, way more challenging than I could have ever imagined. Peloton coaches are walking the walk. I love the coaches. I do the Grateful Dead one. It's fantastic. They have a sub three hour marathon runner, military trained athlete, a former college basketball player, and so many other well-rounded coaches on their team.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
All this experience really shows in their classes. which are never short of challenging, especially for me. So I jumped on it that first time. It was challenging, more challenging than I thought. Then I wanted to beat the bike, and so I kept jumping on it, and I absolutely love it. I mean, I'm the only one who uses it, but again, they got it for me. I mean, I had no idea.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
That's a little passive-aggressive, don't you think? Find your push, find your power with Peloton at OnePeloton.com.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
I love you, Duke. This is the Don Levitas show with the Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
If you have followed Billy and you have followed God Bless Football and all the picks that we've made, you have had a hell of a season. I'm serious. Like, Billy's on fire. I was 3-3 yesterday. I have the Vikings and Falcons coming up tonight. But I am 64-41-2 on the season. Now, listen, I'm losing money because I buy so many points. But I am 64-41-2 on the season. And I believe Billy's like 42-19.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
That's ridiculous. 41-17.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
But thank you for being here. I did enjoy that part of it, Dan, Travis Hunter, because you see the glitch, you see the jewelry, you hear all the stories, him and Shador doing whatever they want, running amok over Colorado in that program. I saw a different kid than perhaps was portrayed to me throughout. The last two seasons.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
It's so great when you learn about a kid after he wins the Heisman and they step up and they make a great speech. And I learned so much about him in that spot. His speech was phenomenal. He is a great public speaker. He's not afraid of it. He thanked everyone, thanked his dad. It was very emotional. And I enjoy seeing that. I still enjoy seeing that with my sport.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
It's an odd use of the pardon, though. I mean, is it not?
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
So Billy tweeted out yesterday, and I just saw the tweet because Sanders had just missed an extra point. Billy simply tweeted out, Sanders! With three exclamation points.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
It's not the pardon.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
Oh, okay. Yeah, that's a different... He works... Oh, never mind. I'm not going to do this one.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
Does Greg have a vote? No, he doesn't. Tim Reynolds, yeah, probably.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
I need more gluten with my cookies. They're not healthy. I know how they taste if Jason would stop eating them. I mean, that's for sure. So we're back to this again? Yeah. And by the way, it's not a Christmas song. If you have to tell me it's a Christmas song, not a Christmas song. Listen, I'm telling you, when I hear Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, I know it's a Christmas song.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
When I hear Frosty, I know it's a Christmas song. When I hear Silent Night, I know, Christmas song.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
It's not a Christmas song.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
I didn't get my own show because Jeremy thinks this. Can we play Frosty the Snowman? That's a Christmas song. You want to make that cover about Scott Frost?
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
I mean, Chris doesn't care. Chris endorsed ours.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
No, no, no. That's perfect.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
Yes, but our audience loves that. They love the dynamic between Billy and Chris Sims because Billy really gets under his skin. It's funny. All right, gang, enough about me.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
You were so proud of him, huh?
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
But he throws a near pick six, and you're cheering for Tua because he's not tackling the guy. It's always like, oh, boy. Here we go. What is going on?
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
I feel like Tua's my son. Same.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
Oh, he doesn't care.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
Easy for you to say, though.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
That's how they've been winning all year, though. But I understand what you're saying.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
No, but I'm saying the Bills, even with that impressive win yesterday, the Bills who lost last weekend, the weekend before, they're two games back in the loss column. So we're talking about the Chiefs having to lose, you know, a couple of games, which I don't think they're going to do, by the way.
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They could beat the Texans at home with Carson Wentz. They can.
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With good drinks and good folks, Smirnoff is the world's number one vodka and is an official vodka partner of the NFL. And this year, there are more opportunities to watch football and make delicious Smirnoff cocktails than ever before over the holiday season. From Thanksgiving to Black Friday and Christmas, Smirnoff and the NFL are with you every step of the way.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
All right. We do not ignore college football here on God Bless Football. Lucy in studio next.
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Stugatz here. I want to thank the folks over at Smirnoff for being a loyal sponsor to both God Bless Football and the Dan Levitard Show with Stugatz. Smirnoff knows there is no I in football. Football is a we thing, an experience that is best enjoyed together. With good drinks and good folks, Smirnoff is the world's number one vodka and is an official vodka partner of the NFL.
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But why'd you play a guessing game?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
So, Lucy, we were we were talking right before we came back on air here and we were discussing what a great day Saturday is because you have three college football playoff games. You have Indiana, Notre Dame on Friday night. Then you have the three remaining games opening round. Plus, you have two NFL games.
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And you made the comment that you're not certain how you feel about college going up against the NFL.
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And this year, there are more opportunities to watch football and make delicious Smirnoff cocktails than ever before over the holiday season. From Thanksgiving to Black Friday and Christmas, Smirnoff and the NFL are with you every step of the way. So this holiday season, when you are enjoying the game and your cocktails, please make sure to drink responsibly.
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I would say that the NFL, they've been doing the Saturday games, mid-December.
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No, because the college season is usually done by this point.
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Why can't we have both, though, Billy? Why can't we be excited for the fact that we have two good NFL games? You have Ravens and Steelers, Chiefs and Texans, and you have the three college football games. Like, why can't we have it all?
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It is state championship time. Right, but your season's usually over.
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No, this is bowl season. I know, but no one cares about those bowls.
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That is crazy. Like, what if Penn State's starting quarterback gets hurt?
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Well, what about Mikey A? Mikey A, how do you feel about love?
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No one says I'm out of here. I'm off to Southern Mississippi. No one says it.
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I have some Lucy's or Goosey's for you, if you'd like.
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And it relates to the Heisman Trophy, as a matter of fact. So Lucy or Goosey, you agree with Ashton Gentry when he says he should have walked out of that place with the trophy.
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Lucy or Goosey, regardless of what Indiana does here in the playoff, they'll be looking for a new head coach next year.
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God bless football. Billy Gill? God bless football, Mikey, eh? God bless football, Stugatz. Thank you, Mikey. An exciting time in the world of football. We have the end of the regular season in the NFL. Some big games yesterday. Two games. Not one, but two Monday night football games coming up tonight. And we have the college football playoff that gets underway this week.
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The AD did come out and say that Ryan Day would absolutely be back, regardless of what happens here. That's what you always say. You're not buying it? No. You never say you're coaching for your job. Never say that. Buying or not buying. New game. I like it.
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He has to go out of his way, right? Which is crazy.
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We're one of 12 teams remaining. Yeah, my coach will be back.
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You are. If Bill Belichick, Lucy or Goosey, if Bill Belichick stays at UNC for five years, they'll win a national championship. Sorry.
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I go loosey. I mean.
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But you guys understand, for the purpose of Lucy or Goosey, I had to position it that way, okay? If he stays at UNC for five years.
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I'm with Billy, though. He has to coach at least a game. Yeah. Yeah, like a game.
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That's crazy. The audacity. Audacity? Of Bill Belichick. Why? I mean, he resigned on a napkin. You would have taken him in a heartbeat. I would have.
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So a very exciting time, Billy.
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I don't know. It should be a Kyle though. Anyways, Lucy or Goosey SMU could upset Penn State.
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Is Levitard getting you into Texas this week or what?
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Where are you going?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I can call Chris Sims. I can ask Ricky Williams. I mean, I'm happy to do that. But no, but Dan's on it. Like, Dan's on it.
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He has a lot of play in Austin. Lucy chose Dan. She didn't choose me. If you come to me, listen, COB today, if you come to me, I will get it done.
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If you want to rely on Dan, that's your choice, but I will actually get it done. All right?
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All right. Wow. And by me, I mean Major Applewhite. We'll get it done. Lucy, thank you. Thank you for sharing your college football Saturday with the NFL. They appreciate it very much. I'm sorry. I know it hurts you. It does.
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You want the day all to yourself. It's my day. You're not going to get it. The NFL rules. All right. Thank you, Lucy. We appreciate it. Coming up next, if the season ended today. Lucy's just walking away. Bye, Lucy. See you, Luce.
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Billy, very exciting. Why? We have not one, but two Monday Night Football games tonight. That means not one, but two big boards are in the studio right now. You're on fire, but we also have two games to play. Yeah, what games? If the season ended today, and we could...
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Well, I wanted a loss. Aaron looked good. Devontae Adams looked good. I want them back next year.
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He looked great, yes. That's a bad loss, though. The Jets should be in must-lose mode right now when they're not. And here's the problem, Mikey. They have a quarterback who is trying to prove to that organization and every other organization, hey, I can still do it. So you're in must-lose mode with a quarterback who's trying to win.
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Couple of losers cutting it up.
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That's all I have for you.
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I mean, they're in first place in the NFC South. All right.
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I'm not good. Billy, I don't know. Billy, they're 5-2 on the road. It might travel.
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Billy, they beat the Lions on the road.
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I'm so surprised at how good Bo Nix is at the NFL level. He was not good yesterday. I know, but just in general.
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And how bad he is. But Bo Nix is good enough, Billy. With Sean Payton as the coach and that defense, I'm surprised the Broncos.
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I'm surprised the Broncos are this good. That's all I'm saying. But Bo Nix has done plenty of good things and helped them win games. I mean, their defense won the game yesterday. I understand that. But I'm saying I'm just surprised. I'm not good only from this standpoint. I did not expect the Broncos to be this good this late in the season.
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Did you see that play?
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Panthers have been keeping it close. That was the first time the Panthers have been favored in a football game in 32 games.
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Okay, go ahead, because you want to talk about it. No.
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I like the move by the Saints, though.
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Because I feel like We Good has to be a quick game. Where do you want to start, though? I mean, so many games, so many things to get to. Billy's been railing the entire time before we got started here that the Raiders haven't named a starter yet. I mean, where do you want to start?
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Very exciting. We have not one but two Monday Night Football games. Billy is preparing his big board bets for both those games. Mikey has a game of If the Season Ended Today. We are going to go to Mikey. He's going to start the game If the Season Ended Today. And Billy will give us his big board bets. We'll weave in and out of these two things.
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All right, that is in the second game, Falcons and Raiders. Mikey, if the season ended today, go ahead, my friend.
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Wow. Buffalo wins that game by three touchdowns.
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You have a team from Los Angeles, warm weather team, traveling across the country, playing in Buffalo, and it's Josh Allen's time. This is his time. Josh Allen's.
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Russell Wilson revenge game. Huh? Amazing. I had Pittsburgh winning that game.
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Most teams don't like to punt. They're forced to punt. They're not great.
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You're the most unconfident 41 and 17 gambler I've ever seen.
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Justin Jefferson is good. It makes Sam Darnold great, and it drives me crazy. Mikey, if the season ended today...
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That's a tough one. So Ravens at Houston, C.J. Stroud, Lamar Jackson. I think the Ravens win that game. I'm not impressed with the Texans at all. I know they beat the Dolphins yesterday. I was not impressed with them beating the Dolphins yesterday. Something is wrong with C.J. Stroud. Something is wrong with that team.
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And Lamar Jackson, I think, wins that game and moves on in the AFC playoffs that don't start for four weeks.
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I understand. Listen, you're on a heater right now. You want one game. You want to make three picks. This is throwing you off your game. I had four in the first game.
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God bless football.
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It was a great game yesterday. A lot of people questioning Dan Campbell, the onside kick with 10 minutes to go. They're down 10. I don't like the onside kick rule. No. I don't like the fact that you have to announce that you're doing an onside kick. Like, I'm okay if I get the spirit of the rule. I understand the safety of the rule. I get all of it, okay?
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But an onside kick is supposed to be element of surprise. And you have totally taken that out of the NFL. You have. I mean, what's the point of doing an onside kick when you have to tell the team you're doing an onside kick?
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So this holiday season, when you are enjoying the game and your cocktails, please make sure to drink responsibly.
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17 touchdowns, no turnovers, no sacks. The only team since 1970 to do that in three consecutive games. That is absurd. It's Josh Allen's time. I am here to announce it is Josh Allen's time.
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This guy is so good. He can overcome Patrick Mahomes and his own head coach, Sean McDermott.
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Not the Bills who won the game, the losers.
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Stugatz here. I want to thank the folks over at Smirnoff for being a loyal sponsor to both God Bless Football and the Dan Levitard Show with Stugatz. Smirnoff knows there is no I in football. Football is a we thing, an experience that is best enjoyed together. With good drinks and good folks, Smirnoff is the world's number one vodka and is an official vodka partner of the NFL.
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Nick Sirianni. Wow. I mean, all the criticism that everyone calls Mike Tomlin, the greatest tech. He's won one Superbowl. Hold on a second.
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I mean, there's a lot going on. I'm trying to get it all in.
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Five touchdowns, no interceptions, only quarterback to lose that game. When you put up those stats, he's the only quarterback in NFL history to lose.
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Yeah, but that's why he's a winner to me, because not only are the Lions winners by losing, Dan Campbell gets to hit the reset button, and now no one is talking about Jared Goff. And I like that. That's why I wanted the Lions to lose. Now they can fly under the radar just a little bit.
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But what I'm saying is that's a good thing for Jared Goff. Let him talk about Jordan Love. Let him talk about the other quarterbacks in the NFC. Let them shower Josh Allen with praise. I gave you the numbers. 17 touchdowns, no turnovers, no sacks over the last three games. Good with the MVP. Let them talk about every other quarterback. This is why the Lions needed that loss desperately.
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And this year, there are more opportunities to watch football and make delicious Smirnoff cocktails than ever before over the holiday season. From Thanksgiving to Black Friday and Christmas, Smirnoff and the NFL are with you every step of the way. So this holiday season, when you are enjoying the game and your cocktails, please make sure to drink responsibly.
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I'm going to give you a winner first. Nick Sirianni. Oh, wow. What? Philadelphia Eagles head coach.
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Everyone talks about Mike Tomlin. Everyone talks about Tomlin. Greatest head coach in the history of head coaches. He's won one Super Bowl. Nick Sirianni undressed Mike Tomlin yesterday.
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Well, no, he hasn't won a Super Bowl. He's been to a Super Bowl, but he almost beat the Chiefs, which is as good as winning a Super Bowl. Almost beating the Chiefs in a Super Bowl is as good as winning a Super Bowl against another team. How about that? Wow, that makes no sense. Billy is wondering what I'm saying here.
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They've won 10 straight. I believe his career record is like 45 and 19 or something like that.
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Does he?
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I will tell you at 425, though, first half, those two games split screened, it was heavenly.
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What about Mahomes? He left the game with an injury.
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Why did we start doing an injury roundup?
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Well, I was talking about injuries that people care about. No one cares about Tommy DeVito or Alvin Kamara.
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Put it on the poll, Juju.
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That's probably Michael. Those cockroaches are tough SOBs, aren't they? Oh, God, they're the worst. They're the worst. They don't die. We hate them.
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Chris, so you left this cockroach on your floor? I did. I was running late, not gonna lie. Running late this morning.
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But this one was alive, Chris is saying.
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Weekend observations are brought to you by Miller Lite. Dan, there was a time when they were the toast of the NFL. Their offensive line was nicknamed the Hogs. Their receivers were nicknamed the Smurfs. And their kicker won an MVP. But their last playoff win was in 2006.
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since then tom brady won three super bowls and the iphone was invented but last night everything and i mean everything changed because they found their quarterback and that quarterback is poised and man is he good and dan just like that make no mistake about it From the nation's capital, the Washington Commanders are back.
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They wouldn't offer it, but I do believe he would take it because you have no idea what's going to happen to yourself in four years. He could get hurt, right?
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Jordan Love has been downgraded to Jordan-like quarterback. That's not fair. They had so many people hurt. Like it best. It's good. Jordan Light. Dallas Goddard. Stiff arm. My God. Dan. The G in Goddard stands for grown ass man. I mean, Jesus Christ. God, he's good.
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Justin Herbert is the Patrick Mahomes of Ryan Tannehill's. You can't spell I-N-T without the I-N-T in Justin. This Justin, the H in Herbert, stands for horrible. See what I did there? A couple of writers there. I'm taking the T from Herbert and moving it behind the N in Justin and making it silent. So now his first name is spelled J-U-S-T-I-N-T.
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And if someone asks whose fault it was that the Chargers got bounced out in the first round of the playoffs, the likely response would be, oh, it was Justin's. Now spelled J-U-S-T-I-N-T apostrophe S. Justin Herber, the fourth.
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He left in 2014. Yet every time I turn on a Marquette basketball game, I'm surprised the person not roaming the sidelines is Buzz Williams. I don't know if I said that correctly or not. I was so proud of my Justin jokes. Hey, Greg McElroy. Am I saying that right, Dan? No. McElroy? Yes. That guy.
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I can't say it.
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Do me a favor. Stop talking about NFL accuracy when you don't know a single thing about NFL accuracy. Oh, man. I mean, I'm sorry. He doesn't. Come on. College accuracy, maybe. Maybe, but not NFL. Dan, he's not qualified. It'd be like Tebow doing it. But Tebow was better. I don't want a playoff game.
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Spags. I care about you. Don't do it.
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Jets coach. You skipped that one. Even though, I have to be honest, it would be great. If we're going to be bad, I might as well be friends with a coach. He's my friend. But because he's my friend, I care about him.
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We haven't spoken in a while. Played golf and... Had a heater.
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Gage ripped a heater.
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The Manning cast.
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Well, guys, Gase. Gase doesn't want to give anything up. Round of golf, a heater. The best recruiter Miami has is Hannah Cavender. The U is Beck. Going eight and four has never been so expensive. Jim Harbaugh. Blah, blah, blah. Jim Harbaugh. More like Jim Harblah. Jim Harblah. Why is Matt LaFleur's seat never hot?
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LaFleur. Sorry, I said it wrong. But why is that seat never hot? Explain it to me. It's like Todd Bowles' seat. Everybody was hurt. I don't want to hear about hurt excuses, please. Everyone's hurt this time of year, Dana. Anyway. Joe Mixon. The rare running back who started his career as elusive and ended his career as a punisher.
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crazy joe mixon's good i mean joe mixon's been good yeah i thought of another annoying golf thing over the weekend dan practicing your putting indoors going to play golf the next day getting to the first green and realizing the putter is still inside your house what did you do use the hybrid
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No, I'm a lefty. Oh. The old flat stick, Dan. You couldn't go back home?
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Obviously not, Dan. Obviously Dan doesn't play golf.
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No, it's still the Jets one.
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When Josh Allen gets to a third down, he has you right where he wants you. Mike Vrabel, back in New England. Vrabes. That's all I got.
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Vrabes, I mean. To the pint of Baskin Robbins Pralines and Cream I purchased at Publix on Friday night. If I'm being honest, and I never am, I knew it was going to be a one-night affair the second I laid eyes on you.
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They're good. I love Pralines and Cream is my favorite.
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Oh, so good. You were great, by the way. Just me? Or does D'Angelo Russell just keep getting traded back and forth from Los Angeles to Brooklyn? That's the only two teams he played for. I know he played for the Timberwolves. People are going to correct me. But it's Brooklyn to L.A., L.A. back to Brooklyn, Brooklyn to L.A., L.A. to Brooklyn. They're the only two teams who want him.
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He's a trade chip. He's not even a basketball player.
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When did taking your dog everywhere become a thing? Your dog doesn't need to go to the grocery store. Here, here. It's enough. Leave it at home. Here come the Red Wings.
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SMU women's basketball was up 49-18 at halftime against Pitt and lost 72-59. You know what that is, right, Dan? I don't know. It's a tale of two heads. Okay, thank you.
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Oh, nice. Kyle McCord was born to be an NFL backup quarterback that you could talk yourself into winning a late-season spot start. The K in Kyle stands for clipboard. Jake Elliott... Playing with fire. And that's all I have. Taylor. Lamar Jackson versus Josh Allen next week. Winner should be hoisting the Lombardi Trophy.
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Except this winner goes to Kansas City against the guy who has hoisted the last two Lombardi Trophies. This is not fair. It isn't. It really isn't. They are playing the game of the season. Lamar versus Josh. It should be for everything. And it's not. It's just the right to go to Kansas City and lose.
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If Ohio State beats Notre Dame, Michigan is my national champion in my personal record book. Really? Stugatzbook.com. If Notre Dame beats Ohio State, Northern Illinois is my national champion in my personal record book. Stugatzbook.com.
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He cheated. It's cheating.
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Imagine telling a Michigan fan before this season you would beat Ohio State and Alabama this season and not make it to the playoff. Notre Dame versus Penn State. The rare game that started as a clunker that turned into a classic. That game was awful for three quarters. Just awful. And then it became a classic.
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I didn't say it was awful.
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I would have bet Alabama against either Notre Dame or Penn State. Should be Ohio State. Taylor. Would you take Alabama against Notre Dame? No. Notre Dame beat Georgia last week. I don't want to hear about it. I mean, I asked you. I should want to hear about it. I don't want to hear that. I don't know why I asked you. It's unfair of me to ask you. I'm sorry I asked you. I take back the question.
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What do you mean it is? I would take Alabama.
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When your parents name you Jack Sawyer, you know what you were born to do? Play linebacker at The Ohio State University.
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Or paint a fence. You agree, right, Dan? I do. Ryan Day can scoot. You see him running down the sidelines? He's a good coach. He's going to get fired.
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Houston Texans getting hot at the right time. Got to be honest, I like their chances against the Texans.
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You're going to keep doing that. I can't say Chiefs. I've got to say Texans. I love screaming fake at my TV on a fake punt.
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He's bad at it. Steve Sarkeesian is going to be haunted by that second down loss play from the one-yard line for the remainder of his life. Sark. I like Sark, man. I want to see Texas win that thing. But that's what you get for not starting a Manning. When you have a Manning, you start a Manning. You have to. I mean...
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Two Midwest teams playing for a national championship. This is the SEC's version of hell. Speaking of hell, Orp Riles. Dan, those are the weekend observations.
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I know he's going to call soon. You know that. Right. Every time you do this, Paselli gets mad at you.
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You've got to keep it moving, Dan.
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Jess, I was amazed to hear that Marcus Freeman and Notre Dame only have four transfers from the portal. Like four. One of them obviously the quarterback, but four.
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No, from this class. From last year's class. Four. That's not a lot, is it?
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They don't have... They're not reliant, to your point, they're not as reliant on transfers and the transfer portal as most teams have become reliant on that thing.
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It's just impressive because Marcus Freeman, who is now flirting with the NFL, he has shown an ability to develop players.
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Big Mike Vrabel. What has he ever done? Seriously, I want to know the amount of coaches who have gone 13-21 over two seasons in the NFL. Because that's how Mike Vrabel finished in Tennessee. And he was 2-3 in the postseason, and he's 0-2 in his last two postseason games. We are talking about Mike Vrabel like the Patriots just signed Vince Lombardi to be their head coach. What are we doing?
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I mean, Mike Vrabel might be the most overrated coach in NFL history. I know he took the Titans to the playoffs. I know they went to one AFC championship game and lost that game. And he's coming off, you know, he's fresh. He took a year off and all this. Mike Vrabel is not this great coach that the Patriots and everyone else is making him out to be. He's not, Dan.
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He is 13-21 in his last two regular seasons. Didn't make the playoffs in Tennessee in a weak division. He is an overrated coach. And the fact that we're treating him like Hank Stram is absurd.
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It's the perfect spot. And here are the stages of Rabel. If Drake May is not a good quarterback, Rabel didn't select him. It's not Rabel's quarterback. So he'll get a pass for like two or three years before he starts taking some accountability for how mediocre of a coach he is.
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He's not following the guy. He's following the guy who followed the guy.
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Mike Malarkey took that team to the playoffs. Malarkey.
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I feel like my skin's irritated. I mean, he got first crack at this.
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The 10 years of difference, though, is startling when I say the Dolphins haven't won a playoff game in 24 years, the Jets haven't won one in 14, and are so eager to get back to those times that they're re-interviewing Rex Ryan to see if they could get back to the time when they won playoff games 14 years ago.
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Well, I was there, and the reason that I say it is only because of the following. Please look up for me, Chris. Look this up for me. Please give me Lamar Smith's. stats from that football game because this is what happened in the grainy memory of Dolphin fans 24 years ago the last time they won a playoff game.
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Lamar Smith carried the ball so many times in a constipated Dave Wanstead offense where he just wanted to get four yards at a time all game and punt and punt and punt to hide his quarterback that the next week when Lamar Smith tried to play another playoff game, his body wasn't working. They're running backs. He had 40 carries. Look at the stats between 40 carries.
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But look at the next week against the Raiders when they went to play the Raiders and he had like six carries for nine yards because his body no longer functioned because they made him carry the ball 40 times in a game. Lamar Smith!
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What kind of offense is that for your Miami Dolphins when the best thing this century in the playoffs is handing the ball 40 times to Lamar Smith?
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Uh-oh. He doesn't want to be bothered anymore. Now it's getting tense because he didn't need that as a result. He needs something that happens.
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Are we bothering you right now? Turn on your microphone, Greg.
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It's gone straight downhill since that Denver game for Miami and only uphill for Denver since that game.
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Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Best memory for Dolphins fans this century. At Foxborough?
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I think the biggest moment of the century is Gronk falling down at the goal line trying to tackle Drake.
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I want to get the expertise of Greg Cody of the Miami Herald here as it relates to Tyreek Hill and Drew Rosenhaus saying that Tyreek Hill is fully committed to the Dolphins when we all saw it. He is not. Like we all heard him after the game, even if it's just emotions.
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And I've said before that the time to talk to players about whether they'd like to be on another team or quitting is immediately after the season ends in the emotion of a disappointing season. What did you make, Greg, of that?
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After a season of frustration for Tyreek Hill, after a lot of issues off the field and some general turbulence about his temperament and how much he wants to be here, a lot of questions being asked. Drew Rosenhaus comes out. His agent, Drew Rosenhaus, comes out and says he's fully committed to the Dolphins and then says,
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sort of walks that back as well when they ask some follow-up questions because they just want to put the mess away for a while so that if they do move him, he has more value than he would if everybody knew that he was upset. But everybody does know he's upset.
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Stugatz, I'm curious whether you agree with what I'm about to say. I've made this reference a few times. The terrible movie Waterworld, an international legendary flop, according to everyone else. But I will always stop on it if it's on my television at any point.
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In a movie about there is no land, everyone is at sea and supplies are scarce. Dennis Hopper is overseeing a floating barge of an empire that is rusting. And there is a scene at one point when fire goes down to the bowels of the ship where there is a very old, old skinny man on a raft.
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on oil, and as the fire comes and is going to blow up the man who has been living in the oil on the raft, clearly emaciated, he says, as the fire arrives for the explosion, oh, thank God, because he just wants his life to end. He doesn't want to work anymore. I thought to myself, when Deshaun Watson re-injured his Achilles, he's like, you know what? I'm good. I'm good.
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I don't want to play anymore.
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I don't want to do any of this anymore. This is a career-ending injury. You can't re-injure your Achilles and come back from that. I'm thinking to myself that Deshaun Watson is somewhere relieved that he doesn't have to go do that anymore.
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That would be something as punctuation, if that, because you heard me obsess about this last week, but it's just it's just not something that you see very often. Everyone's dying to have a quarterback. This was a young quarterback in his prime. And pretty clearly, if it wasn't his body, it was his mind that just totally unraveled in a way. Is he even 30 yet?
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The Browns absolutely put on staff payroll somebody to just watch for how do we get out of this contract.
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It's bad for everybody, but worse for his victims than him as a victim.
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Yeah. Okay. I like it, Roy. Well, meh suggests indifference. I'm sure that... There's some people that are being like, yeah. Yeah, I mean... A lot of people are enjoying that.
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You also don't know whether Carson Beck is good. The Miami Hurricanes are said to have been paying either between three and four million dollars for a quarterback that's coming off of an elbow injury who turned the ball over plenty in Georgia. who did not have the benefit of Bowers always being open at tight end, did not have a good offensive line at Georgia either.
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You've been asking the question, is Carson Beck good, which is not something I could have imagined even four years ago. Even four years ago, I could not have imagined that Greg Cody would be asking, is a quarterback that a college is paying between $3 and $4 million for?
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Is that quarterback good? Right. Cam Ward was 1.6, 1.5 million they got for Cam Ward. The prices are going up fast in college football.
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Greg, you just mentioned the idea of him being Cam Ward. Let's stop that now. Pump the brakes. They're paying twice as much for someone who will not be as good as Cam Ward, and that's no slight on him in any way. What I just saw, please don't underestimate the wasted season the University of Miami just had with that as its quarterback. It's not going to look like that again.
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I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
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Well, but where is this part headed, though? Because there were reports, and you guys have told me that they were credible reports, that yours was being offered $6 million to skip the NFL draft, and there's going to be some of this going forward, right? Some boosters are going to want to compete with the NFL for We Can Pay You More. But I want to ask...
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Where's this headed if we're already at three or four million dollars for a quarterback coming off of elbow surgery?
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Put it on the poll, please. At Levitard Show, are you shocked that Emery Williams is white at Levitard Show? You mentioned rev shares. Jess, this is the actual reason that you should be most excited about what's happening at Notre Dame right now. Last time Greg Cody was on with us, Greg Cody was saying, like James Franklin, we should take away Notre Dame's
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independence, that they should have to play in conferences with everyone else. Notre Dame is getting $20 million they don't have to share with anybody because they've gotten this far. That is an amazing advantage to have, that you are the
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only school that can get all of the profit from your winning this can be a stepping stone for Notre Dame to be even more aggressive around this stuff because they're getting richer than other schools are by a factor of like 10 and 12 given how these conferences have to share money
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Can you guys get for me the origins of willy-nilly? I don't know where it came from, what it means. I think he was a SEAL. Why we say willy-nilly? Do you have any explanation for what willy-nilly is?
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I'm saying it's a wasted season just because you got the best season I've ever seen from a quarterback at Miami. You didn't even make the top 12 teams.
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It is problematic if somebody hacks the voting.
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We can't have that. Stugatz has been trying to get the Bengals into the playoffs for the last three months. He's tried harder than anybody who plays for the Cincinnati organization. He's just desperate for Joe Burrow to be in the playoffs.
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Let me ask Greg the question. Did I hear you correctly? Did you say that you would make the Ravens the betting favorite to win the Super Bowl?
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Might or would? Like, might. Yes, we all know what the five best teams are in the sport. We've been watching all season, and they're clearly a cut above. You saw it the first week. You saw it during these playoffs. You saw it. Denver was really good all season, and Buffalo ends up just dragging them.
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Pittsburgh limped in, but Baltimore ends up just in a way that from the very first drive of Baltimore, where they go 95 yards down the field, and I'm looking at the Steelers, and I'm like, good God, they're exhausted already. It's been one drive into the playoffs because they just keep getting punched in the face. And I would imagine, although everyone listening to this respects the Rams,
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I would imagine that everyone expects Detroit to do the same thing after a bye, to show you again that they are the best team. Why are you making the Ravens? Is it because of the improvement of their defense since Week 11?
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Oh, right this way.
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Can you guys answer a couple of questions for me? Because I was legitimately surprised that Baltimore lost five times this season. I think, and this has been a problem they've had for a couple of seasons, I think they may have had a 10-point lead in all of the games. The reason I know Buffalo is good, obviously their record is good. Obviously they've been the division leader.
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But the reason that I know Buffalo is good is because they never get beaten by a lot. When Buffalo loses, give me the last time Buffalo loses one of these stinkers where you're like, they've lost by double digits. Or how many times in the last three seasons is Josh Allen out of a football game?
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That's the one, right? So if I go over the last three seasons and look at Josh Allen's games, he's in all but one of them. He's in all the games he's played for three seasons except one game. I know Detroit had that one game. Didn't they go to San Francisco and lost 35-9 as well? Baltimore can do that to anybody, Stugatz. I don't know what you do.
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No, no, I'm not talking about the playoff game. I'm talking about either last regular season or this regular season. Detroit went to San Francisco and lost 34-9, didn't they? Some score like that. I think I've got that right. The Baltimore Ravens are wildly frustrating to play if you're the defense because when they're in third and short, you've got no chance.
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Like you just, you can't, you just desperately want them, we were talking about Washington, Jaden Daniels always going for it. If you're the defense, you always want them to punt because you're terrified of what they're going to do. You're so thankful as a fan to get them in fourth down.
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and get them to actually concede the punt, because you don't want them going for it on fourth and eight, fourth and six, you don't even want, you're so risk averse as a fan, you respect so much the quarterback and the offense, that you don't want
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The probability that you will get very good field position at their 40, you'd rather have the punt and start at your 20 than deal with, I don't want to be faced with having to stop this person on fourth and sixth.
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Derrick Henry could have been available to anybody for one year, $10 million.
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This is the most...
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anticipated playoff game since Buffalo played at Kansas City and you had that game of 13 seconds at the end of the game to see I think I think this is the biggest one since then it's just it's pretty rare for you to know going into an NFL game those two teams can very easily beat all of the other teams in the sport and win the Super Bowl you just don't get many games like that that feels like a Super Bowl before the Super Bowl because you know that both teams are capable of winning the Super Bowl because
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The things that they do, you have to understand, Denver has, because Sertan is so good and in general, their defensive backfield is so good in Denver, Denver had the best pass rush in the league, which was totally neutralized by Buffalo just running the ball again and again during that game. To have teams that can physically, on offense,
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do what baltimore did i will say it again about cam hayward because i was startled by it i was startled to see a defensive tackle on the first drive of the game taking so many punches from derrick henry and lamar jackson in that offensive line that people would accuse the pittsburgh steelers of quitting because anybody would look like they're quitting if they keep getting hit
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by that for 95 yards. I objected to something that Jessica said last week because I don't love accusing teams of quitting or not quitting because I don't think we can do it with our eyes in that sport. But Baltimore can make anyone look like that.
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When Greg Cody mentions the Detroit Lions not winning anything since 1950, I saw Will Manso put out the stat that Jaden Daniels was 12 days old the last time the Dolphins won a playoff game. Are you guys familiar with the longest drought in the sport when it comes to not winning a playoff game? Do you guys know the numbers off of the top of your head?
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Because I didn't talk about the Dolphins in the local hour, but I want to get to what happened with Tyreek Hill here recently. The Dolphins have the longest drought without winning a playoff game. It's 24 years, almost a quarter of a century. Right after that, it's the Raiders, 22 years. And then you got to go to Jets and Bears, 14 years.
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The sport legislates equality. They make it so if you're bad, you get rewarded. It is breathtaking that the Dolphins have not won a playoff game in 24 years. The longest streak in the NFL. Now, the Bills went 17 years without making the playoffs. The Lions had this reputation for a long time.
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And it's a little bit confusing to watch the Lions and the Bills be an overwhelming kind of great and to have the Dolphins be out of a playoff victory for 24 years.
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Is TJ Watt just supremely banged up because he's gone a shocking amount of snaps without registering a stat?
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Aaron Rodgers?
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I feel like that's a slight upgrade over what we have with Russ. It was weird because it was kind of unfortunate. I understand the game plan going in there, and I understand the distrust that Russ kind of built up over these last few weeks. But once he started stretching the field and taking shots down, you kind of started talking yourself back into it.
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It was almost like you guys went into this game a little too conservative. But that's kind of how Pittsburgh's been able to.
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Yeah, that's how they get these upsets. I get it. But they did look good when they started stretching the field. And Russ did look accurate going down the field. It was just, I think that they waited too long to trust him.
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This is the most loaded Lamar Jackson team I think I've ever seen. I'm sure that they've had better records, but they're peaking right now. Todd Monken should really be discussed as one of the brilliant minds because I was convinced they've maximized Lamar Jackson with this Greg Roman style.
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And Todd Monken comes in, and he shows you exactly how talented of a thrower of the football Lamar Jackson can be. They have first-round picks everywhere. Their defense is game. They're going to, like, I know... Pittsburgh scored 14 points, so you can't hold a 13-point benchmark against Lamar anymore. He finally beat a team that scored more than 13. They scored 14. Pretty similar.
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I think we all have supreme confidence that Buffalo can put up more than 14 points, so we're going to get a lot of questions answered with that game. There's high drama surrounding that Baltimore-Buffalo game because there's so much on the line from a narrative standpoint, and that's as good as sports can get.
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How many people like him?
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Nate Burleson has CBS in the sharpshooter right now.
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I'm good. Just give me everything.
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A different Baldwin. A Baldwin. That might have been Steven. It's Haley's dad. It's one of them.
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There is precedent for this in show business.
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No, it was an impaler.
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Two children and one movie star, Vic Morrow. Yeah, this actually happened. This was a thing that happened, and if you look into it, all sorts of set rules were broken, and all sorts of set rules have now been put in place because of this.
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It's a good one. So that's it? Was it John Landis? Yeah.
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Kind of altered the trajectory of that career. And it was like three different directors that got together. Right. And when it came time to promote it, none of the other directors wanted anything to do with the project because, you know, the death.
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That's when I started getting worried for old Baker. We've all been there.
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I'm still confused by stage left and stage right. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
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Yeah, I've been giving that a lot of thought, and... And it can get really stuck in the mud by also justifying that, well, they don't play a conference championship game, so that's one less game. But if they did play the conference championship game, they would have won the conference championship.
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And they would have gotten maybe a bye week there. But to the original point, yeah, I've never had more confidence, really, I think in my adult life, that the two best, say for one of those Alabama-Georgia championship games, these are the two best teams in the nation. And one of the teams probably wouldn't have been in a four-team playoff. Notre Dame probably would have.
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But we have all sorts of questions about Notre Dame. Can they do it? They've done so much for their brand. Marcus Freeman has done so much for himself, particularly with the path that they've taken to get here. We've had two great semis back-to-back, which is kind of an outlier historically with the CFP. The semis are usually very underwhelming. So I think...
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also when you look back once clemson won that game committee got it right everybody was championing those sec teams and the sec teams did not acquit themselves nicely the teams specifically that they were talking about being left out did not win their games outside of old miss i think that this is a great year one for the cfp there are obvious changes that they're going to make when it comes to the teams that get the buy but all in all great experience so far and i think this is tremendous
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I'm just really excited that we have a championship game in which both these coaches and these programs have proven a lot just to get here because their path has been pretty crazy. Ohio State erases a loss that they had to Oregon and totally throttled them. So entering a game, I don't think I've ever really had that much respect for two teams playing for the top prize.
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For all the crap that Kirk Herbstreit gave Indiana after they lost, look at Indiana's season. They have two losses. The team's playing the final game of the season.
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That's a bit.
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Just whatever it takes to have Al Golden be the head coach of Notre Dame week one next season.
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How humiliating was that?
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I'd rather get one than three.
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It's just one moment. It's Derrick Henry. He does that to a lot of folks. Fine. I'm not going for a 25-yard just joyride. His Dallas Goddard just smacks my head.
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I'm done trying to handicap this sport, man. If their defense is just going to decide they're going to show up and look like that in that game, no, I'm done. I'm out.
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I kept thinking, my TV kept rewinding. Back to specific turnovers. I was like, oh, this is a kooky broadcast on Nickelodeon.
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So stupid. Why does that guy just totally implode in this round of the playoffs? You're on special teams.
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Such a funny play. What do we do with Jordan Love? Do we put him in the Justin Herbert class? I mean, there's more injuries on that Green Bay team.
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They lost Watson to the ACL. Reed goes out. Dobbs has the rare concussion with the goofy helmet on top of the helmet.
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But it was also really bad, too. I mean, Mahomes would win that game. Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
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Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
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Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. by Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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That's a classic mid-'90s rom-com.
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Are they?
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But that was a gift for you. You got a gift for yourself.
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It's good. It is. Austria? I don't think you can argue that it's a thoughtful gift if, at the end of the day, you're the person benefiting the most.
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Just so you could play with it? When I was a kid, yes. You were 34 years old.
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No. Where did that come from? No.
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I'd go outside of the pro ranks. Friday's Cotton Bowl between Ohio State and Texas with Texas driving at the very end and to have Quinn Ewer's former college roommate come up with a strip sack in an iconic moment for a very prestigious program in Ohio State. I thought that that was the coolest moment of the weekend.
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I don't understand. Forced turnovers or on offense?
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You know what was crazy from that game? Nix to Franklin was the first ever rookie-to-rookie touchdown connection in NFL playoff history. That's wild. But then I guess it makes sense because it's hard for rookie quarterbacks to make it to the NFL postseason historically and put up good performances in their first crack at it. But that's wild. The NFL's been around for a while.
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And he doesn't get sacked anymore either. And typically guys that depend on their physical ability, that know that they can escape, will hold onto the ball longer. And he does, but it's hard to get home on Josh Allen. I marvel at him. He's getting better and better. And now, seemingly overnight, he's got Jesus hair. And it's just, how do you go up against that?
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The Ravens-Bills game, that'll be Sunday evening, 6.30. Put the kids to bed. Oh, my God. That game is going to be freaking incredible. Winner takes on the Texans.
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Two minutes for Chiefs talk.
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Who likes Houston in that one?
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Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
I'm glad I've never been asked. What's a good time for the 100 meters? Because I got to be honest with you, just not getting around to learning exactly what a meter is. I think it's about this, but I don't know for sure. If we had a contest in here, I think a lot of Americans would also fall well short of what a meter is.
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He just said he doesn't know. I don't know.
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Yeah. If you would have asked me before that clip, I would have been like 13.
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Yeah, I don't like the big puffy ones either. I don't think those are Cheetos.
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Cheetos has a brand of that. Cheese puffs.
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Is he the third sage of the Charmander Revolution? He's the third sage of the Charmander Revolution.
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I posited off mic, do you think Flaming Hot Cheetos have surpassed regular Cheetos?
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Hot Cheetos are a thing, but still the best selling is according to ChatGPT. Still the most popular and best selling one is your traditional crunchy Cheeto, but then So that might be true. So second is Flamin' Hot, which is... Puffs? Puffs are third. Cheetos Flamin' Hot Limon are fourth. Cheetos Cheddar Jalapeno fifth. Cheetos Extra Flamin' Hot sixth. And then Cheetos White Cheddar Baked seventh.
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Let me ask ChachiBT.
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Not considered a chip, because chip of what? What is it? It's considered a snack. And it's put in the chip pile because of its association with being a salty, crunchy snack.
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Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
In college athletics, we've seen a little bit more parity in football than I guess we anticipated. Everyone assumed the SEC would just get stronger. They've been challenged by the Big Ten and other schools. But in the other sports, the SEC's financial advantage is really sticking out, particularly men's basketball, baseball, women's basketball.
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On the other side of the coin, you have the ACC, and I know this was several years in the making. They're not top dog by a long shot anymore, and you've had – NC State, which made a Final Four run last year, part ways with its coach. Miami, which made a Final Four run two years ago, part ways with its coach. Leonard Hamilton might have won a championship, were it not for COVID over at FSU.
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Parting ways over there. What do you make of what's happening inside the ACC? Are they feeling the pressure?
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Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
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Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Ich denke, ein Teil davon ist, dass es sich um die Big-Market-Teams konzentriert. In manchen Fällen ist es lauscher. Es ist einfacher, über die Cowboys zu sprechen, als über die Bengals und die Browns.
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Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
As media continues to conglomerize, I don't know if that's a word, and just get more condensed and focused into these big markets, then you're going to get less and less really outstanding local coverage. And that's how it's been for the last few years. There's fewer opportunities to work in smaller markets now, if you're a media member, than there is to work at one of these major networks.
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And they're just going to keep covering what they always have been covering.
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Ja, ich denke, ich bin der Zweite am letzten, weil ich nicht mal der größte NBA-Fan bin. Aber ich denke, man kann es mehr breit sprechen, außerhalb der NBA, wo ich finde, dass die Leute, die viele dieser Shows hosten und die vokalen Leiter der Sportler sind, nicht verstehen, wie viel
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Fans hören zu ihnen, wenn sie dir sagen, dass ein Spieler gut ist oder wenn sie dir sagen, dass ein Team gut ist oder ein Team interessant ist. Viele Leute hören zu ihnen und es beeinflusst die Art, wie sie etwas beobachten.
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Und wenn du nur über die gleichen Teams sprichst, die interessant und gut sind, über und über wieder, dann wirst du wahrscheinlich wahrscheinlich sagen, oh, der Thunder, das ist schrecklich. Aber, weißt du, vor einer Dekade, als der Thunder wirklich gut war, ich glaube nicht, dass es sehr schwer war, Leute so zu beobachten und aufgeregt zu sein, dass das Team einen Rennen macht.
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Es ist einfach so, dass viele Dinge in den letzten Dekaden verändert haben, wie wir die Medien beobachten.
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Das ist ein Problem.
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Ich schaue Basketball jeden Abend. Ich habe auch alle Womenskonferenz-Tournaments dieses Wochenende gesehen. Wow, was für ein Wochenende. UCLA, Big Ten Champs. Das wird mir niemals seltsam klingen. Aber ich sollte nicht derjenige sein, der die meisten Pro-Basketball-Tournaments sieht.
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Okay, yes. The initial claim was... Weak. Aber die Entschuldigung war einfach so schlecht. Die Entschuldigung war so, äh, naja, der Show muss weitergehen. Es war einfach nicht wirklich da. Und es hat mich ein bisschen überrascht, weil Karl-Anthony Townes an einem Feierabend war, also hat er das Spiel verpasst. Einer seiner Freunde ist krank gestorben oder so. Es war einfach sehr unangenehm.
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Die ganze Sache hat mich super unangenehm gesehen. Einige Leute sind wirklich verrückt an Draymond.
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Have you seen one before?
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Have you felt one?
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Du meinst den Revolutionärkrieg? Ja. Es gibt auch ältere Gebäudemäuse.
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Hockey is the smelliest sport, right?
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I think hockey is by far the worst. Then it goes football, soccer, baseball.
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Golf doesn't smell that bad.
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Yep. I mean, I met my quarterback.
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Identical twins. I mean, Jesus. Stugatz. Listen, I will never have the relationship with Aaron Rodgers that I have with the guy that I thought was Aaron Rodgers. I mean, that is the greatest conversation I've ever had with my quarterback.
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Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Stunt Dan. At the end we're gonna do a bait and switch where all of a sudden with, hey, all we told you is that you got to watch the game with one Dan Levitard and it would be Stunt Dan Danny Benitez. And maybe more.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Last time on the field, he's holding the trophy.
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You'll have the entire city of New Orleans rooting for Philadelphia.
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We're down three touchdowns. We're on it. Up the middle.
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That's where I thought he was going.
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Say what you want to say. Say it. No, I need it now.
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God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Stugatz.
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Well, what's he going to be driving a minivan?
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Did we say expected? Dare we say? At this point.
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By the way, speaking of Tennessee, they got a new GM, and I can't pronounce his name, so I'm not going to try. But he did one of the smartest things I've ever seen a GM do. He came out, and he said that they're not dead set on taking a quarterback, but when they see a generational talent, they're going to take it. Now, the best part is he doesn't say who it is.
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So whenever they take that player, they get to say, that's the generational talent we always thought it was. Right.
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You're going to get fired if you blow the number one pick anyway.
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Stu, would you rather be in Green Bay? Come on, man.
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Don't look and give Taurus in the mouth.
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Especially because we'd be in Milwaukee.
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Oh, well, you're saying the tug of war is the 91 year old driver and a pickup truck of of the Super Bowl season of the football season.
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I'm going to make it even harder on them. I'll take the other team. So one of us is going to be right.
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Number one. They still don't have a defense, and they're probably going to lose T. Higgins. Defense.
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I have a few New Orleans-related questions for you, Stu Gatz. Okay. So you arrive Monday or Tuesday?
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We just missed an opportunity.
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You can keep Anthony Davis. We want Bronny.
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Gotcha. You'll be doing this show in transit. And you come home Friday?
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Okay, and how many people have you promised to have dinner with in those four dinners?
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Yes. That's kind of what I was getting at. So I'm just wondering, how many of those are getting canceled, and how many are you just going to try and power through and have a second dinner?
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But that's at 5.15, right? I know, but I'll just be finishing lunch.
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The Jets called to inquire if Jackson Smith and Jigba can play quarterback for them.
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I love the idea of – I love the idea of Billy getting everybody in New Orleans sick.
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Like the entire Super Bowl media. Yeah, it's –
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You get Tom Brady sick. Tom Brady has an interview. It spreads.
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Michael Jordan played all those minutes with the flu and not a single other person caught the flu.
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I'll bring it back to football. I'll give you a winner. I'll give you a loser.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
For winners and losers presented by Smirnoff. Go ahead. My winner this week, Jerry Jones. Because he's no longer the worst sports executive in Dallas. Really? Nico Harrison. That's a good one.
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Yeah. Knew it the whole time.
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The city of Dallas. Yeah. They had a week, man. They had a week.
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Yeah. Well, they got a coach. They got a wink-wink behind-the-scenes deal done. They just can't. They just can't do it yet. Really? Really. With? Yeah, that coach might be coaching on Sunday. Will Spaggs? He might be a little offensive coordinator for one of the teams, and it's not Matt Nagy.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
I mean, I get where you're coming from. If Wicked wins, studios will take the wrong lesson for this. So you're actively rooting against Wicked to win. What film out of the nominated pictures would Hollywood take the best lessons from? The best. What do you think should win? What are you hoping wins for the whole movie industry?
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No. No, I think we're all in agreement there.
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So I slept on it.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
Yeah. I slept on it. It took me two days to get through Conclave. I really enjoyed Conclave. One of my friends told me that he's never gasped so much at a film about old men voting. And I think there were a lot of shocking twists and turns that happened in this movie. And I really liked it, but I slept on it. And I think out of the nominated pictures, my favorite one is Enora.
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Synopsis?
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I'm about 25 minutes in. I'm never going to say a bad thing about a James Mangold biopic. I'm not a big Bob Dylan guy, but I'm appreciating the performance so far. Sure.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
It was famously an impossible movie to adapt, though, and you found a way to do it.
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Yeah, he was solid. It was pretty to look at.
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Yeah, I like movies that are nice to look at. Good looking film. That encourage you to go to the movie theaters and see it on a big screen. I did not have that experience with either of the Dune films. I probably would have appreciated it more.
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Edge of Tomorrow, that's it. I watched it again. And upon rewatch, I liked it more. But I think there was a couple issues with Dead Reckoning Part 1. And I think Chief Among Them, even though they had incredible foresight on the villain, but they needed to put a face to that villain. And I thought they missed the mark so bad on the baddie in the film that it kind of ruined it for me.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
Because this franchise has had some really good villains attached to it. And this was one of the worst.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I don't mean to make you feel like you're missing out. No, no, no. It's fine. Did you watch Oilers Cats last night? I did.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 Naps You Can Take (feat. Brian Scalabrine)
Oh man, what a moment. What a time. And we're going to, it's our third annual Kitty Caravan, where I take a group of like 30 plus people to a Florida Panther game. He says he takes a group, but we all pay for our tickets. Yeah, we all go. But, you know, I organize the thing. Unconditional. I mean, half of y'all don't understand interest payments. No. I mean, there's quite the sacrifice here.
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He said the half-court shot, and I knew what he was talking about.
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But Ryan Lomberg returns to Florida, a beloved Florida Panther legend. I love Ryan Lomberg. We had a great time with him at 11. He was your feisty enforcer type that had a penchant for some big moments and just a vibes guy, just an iconic vibes guy.
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Lomberg, yeah. Okay. But Ryan, oh, Bill Lomberg. Lomberg. Yeah, but Ryan Lomberg is matriculating his way down the East Coast, and he was in Tampa yesterday, and he was caught on a live mic. He had a pretty iconic goal in a playoff series against Tampa, an overtime winner. And he was asked about playing the Tampa Bay Lightning again. And he's like, I love the palm trees. I love the sunshine.
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And on a live mic for his RSN interview, he goes, but I hate these guys. Yeah.
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charged me up welcome back loms you absolute ledge he is going to get such an outsized reaction compared to what his actual contributions were for this team because he's beloved you go to a game you still see number 94 jerseys out there and i'm really hoping the fans bring it they've been so good as all these former champions have come back and been honored the lomberg one
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That's the one that I circled my calendar for. That's the guy that was everybody's low-key favorite. You loved his tenacity. You loved his story. You loved his vibes. And I'm so happy he's coming back tomorrow, and I hope that it is a nuclear pop.
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Really?
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In terms of an appointment, a regular season game in its own TV window. It felt huger than any regular season game since.
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Is it because of the hairline?
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And point of attack defender.
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No, no, no. MJ. MJ. You set the screen.
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It certainly magnified for a regular season.
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Classic shitster. Howdy, everybody. It's Mike Ryan. Have you heard of Gold Belly? I hope you have, because that means you listen to our show and you know how much I love this amazing site that I order from all the time, where you can get some of the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the U.S., and they will ship it to your front door for free anywhere in the country.
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I'm telling you, I've received iconic foods from all across the country. Wings, barbecue. It doesn't matter. Gold Belly has me covered. Gold Belly will ship you iconic deep dish pizza from Chicago, from Lou Malnati's, or New York's best, most famous cheesecake from Junior's. If you're craving barbecue, they ship the legendary Franklin's Barbecue straight from Texas to your door.
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I talk to you about Miller Time all the time, but we're in the wintertime right now, and one of my favorite pastimes is to crack open a Miller Lite and enjoy myself some Miller Time during the wintertime because when there's a brisk chill in the air, it just makes everything right. My friends and I who live down here in South Florida can actually sit outside because it's not super muggy.
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We can thoroughly enjoy our Miller Time together. And for you listening, I know there's a lot of things going on right now. Sports news.
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cheap among them nothing more important than sports from basketball and hockey to game night winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life make these moments even better with Miller Lite the great tasting light beer for people who love beer now's the perfect time for friends family and a great tasting light beer taste like Miller time and you know Miller Lite is brewed for taste.
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It hits different than other Lite beers, and at just 96 calories and 3.2 grams of carbs per 12 ounces, Miller Time is always a good time. Miller Lite, great taste, 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Taste like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly.
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Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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In rhythm jump shots.
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May I issue you a challenge? Yes. Because you said that big regular season moments are not that rare. This happened nine years ago. Yeah. Can I challenge you to give me a top five regular season moments of the last ten years?
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You can have Kobe's last game.
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Because that was... Yeah, but do the 2020s. Regular season moments.
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Howdy folks. It's Mike Ryan. I talk to you about Miller time all the time, but we're in the winter time right now. And one of my favorite pastimes is to crack open a Miller light and enjoy myself some Miller time during the winter time. Because when there's a brisk chill in the air, it just makes everything right.
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My friends and I who live down here in South Florida can actually sit outside because it's not super muggy. We can thoroughly enjoy our Miller time together. And for you listening, I know there's a lot of things going on right now. Sports news.
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cheap among them nothing more important than sports from basketball and hockey to game night winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life make these moments even better with Miller Lite the great tasting light beer for people who love beer now's the perfect time for friends family and a great tasting light beer taste like Miller time and you know Miller Lite is brewed for taste.
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It hits different than other Lite beers, and at just 96 calories and 3.2 grams of carbs per 12 ounces, Miller Time is always a good time. Miller Lite, great taste, 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Taste like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly.
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Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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Never had the opportunity.
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That's REM sleep right there.
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It's a good one.
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Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think he could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
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I'm telling you, it hits different.
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Now I've got to pay $100 to come back. You might as well just go to Orlando. Have a weekend.
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I hate massages. But I've done like two massages in my life. Two?
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Why do you hate massages?
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I feel like my body's fighting it the entire time. I don't. I get the feeling afterwards, but I think my body is just relieved that it's over as opposed to the runner's high.
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Oh, I don't like that.
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I don't fight it. I do my best to relax my body. It's not like I'm tense the entire time. I just don't enjoy it.
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What's that?
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Good one.
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Cuervo.
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The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
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Oh, I got a good one. At the RNC when your son is speaking. That goes at the top of the list. That's a quality one. I want to ask you, I want to circle back to the Oscars because I'm doing what a lot of people are doing, which is trying to cram before the Oscar day. Are you a hardliner about your favorite movie should win Best Picture out of the nominees?
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Or do you understand that, look, I understand that I probably don't have the prevailing opinion here. This film probably deserves it, even though it wasn't my favorite, because that's where I am with Wicked. I actually think it's a good thing for the box office and a good thing for studios for Wicked to win, because I think we should be encouraging that type of movie making.
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But it's a musical, so I think you have to credit them. There is some ambition here when it comes to Wicked. It's not an easy movie to make. They were talking about making it for a very long time.
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I think what I like so much about... My favorite movie of the year was Alien Romulus. Truly. And what I love so much about Alien Romulus is also what I liked a lot about Wicked is I watched this movie. I'm a big Robbie Williams fan. I watched this movie Better Man the other day. And the entire movie looks CGI.
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yeah and it's not just like the main character everything looks washed out like a Marvel movie I totally agree with you on Wicked getting credit for like building an actual set yeah Romulus and Wicked had these practical set designs and it took me back to a time and it makes me feel like I'm really truly immersed in this world same thing with Nosferatu these movies actually transported me to this time and era in a more believable way well practically
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Ideally, the studios would take the lesson that I'd hope that they take, which is build more practical sets, truly immerse your audience in this world. But I think you're right in that all Hollywood and the studios are going to take from that if Wicked wins is more IP, more franchises, more bankable franchises that we can invest in.
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I have no idea. I don't know what you're talking about.
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I saw Cats for five minutes and I was like, we deserve to die. And then I think the pandemic happened shortly after. It happened during the pandemic.
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frauds oh wait hold on was that part of the game let's not all right mikey's game uh thank you for that billy wait mikey have you noticed what's going on with billy's eyes twitching and i think there's a bone sticking out of his shoulder i'm assessing still i'm still assessing we're assessing still but that i won't stop we're in the assessment phase
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Yeah. Mm-hmm. Assessing. You need a number? Assessing. We're still assessing. Stangerisco and Cohen, whatever their names are. We're still assessing. The guy got $9.8 million for the same kind of accident.
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Some guy in the commercial. Okay, those commercials. Billy, don't talk too much. Don't say anything. Let me do the talking.
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I mean, Steger is going, going, got me $2.3 million, and there's nothing wrong with the person. Hold on. We're assessing still. I'm sorry. I shouldn't say that. It's false advertising.
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It's fine. It was cool. You know, the numbers came out. They were fantastic. Obviously made up. There were two bad games, but you just had to find everyone was home. The numbers were fantastic. They trumped the NBA. LeBron said, this is the NBA's day. LeBron. It's not the NFL. Watch your days.
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Okay, so I'm going to check it out over the weekend. I have nothing to do besides watch football.
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I will squeeze that in. And I do want to talk to you about something I did squeeze in since the last time we spoke. But I will squeeze that in. I'll report back to you on Monday.
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teenagers i will report back to you on monday um if it's if it if it lived up to the hype you'll forget but i'm telling you it's it's i won't forget i wrote it look red one i wrote it down red one look it says it right there right there and then you'll see the movie that i saw this weekend that i got mad at you okay i watched the aaron rogers documentary and now i like him
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Why did you do that to me? Why did you do that to me?
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I watched the first and the second episode. I don't know if the third's weird or not, but I found myself really liking Aaron Rodgers and really respecting what it is he went through with the Achilles injury last year and how badly he was trying to get back. Now, I know he produced it and he controls the final messaging on this thing, but I didn't want to watch it. My wife wanted to watch it.
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I told my wife that Billy said it was exceptional. My wife said, why don't you want to watch it? He's your quarterback. I said, he's not my quarterback for long. He never really was my quarterback. It was four plays, and then he tore his Achilles. And I said, I'm afraid I'm going to like him after watching this. I watched it 45 minutes in. I'm like, damn it. I love him. I want him back.
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Oh, come on. Now, Mikey, I said the same thing when Billy brought it up on the show. He said, you see the Aaron Rodgers doc. This was last week. And I say, I see it every Sunday. I don't need to watch it. And then I went and then I watched it.
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Like, they can't do anything. This is terrible. Mikey, if you watch it, there's a speech he gives, I don't know, nine, ten days after the Achilles tear, where I think they're one and two. He comes into the locker room. He talks to all the guys. It gives you goosebumps. I think they got to four and three that season. I don't know, Billy. For me, it did.
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Yeah. That's good. Yeah. Called you a Jordan Levine, or what'd you do there? I mean...
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So how they snuck him in is kind of questionable. Yes. Before we get to frauds, a quick question for you guys. Lamar Jackson, third MVP. It's coming up, right? He's going to win his third MVP. This is crazy without making a Super Bowl, right?
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No, I know. But that's interesting because Mikey, when Lamar was winning the MVPs before this season, it was Lamar was the guy that had no weapons. And that's why he was winning the MVP. He took that team and he had that record. And now we're not doing the same thing with Josh Allen because Lamar Jackson has been so great.
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Billy, to get to the Super Bowl, if the season ended today, which is a Monday feature, but just quickly, just a preview. If the season ended today, Lamar Jackson would have to win at Buffalo against Josh Allen and then go to Kansas City and beat Patrick Moms.
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I can't believe I'm saying this. They're getting hot at the right time. Well, okay. 14-1. I feel like... The Holmes are starting to play well.
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Who knew? Hollywood Browns back. They have DeAndre Hopkins. All of a sudden, they're getting healthy.
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We have, yes. Trey Wingo loves to tell the story that Patrick Mahomes woke up one day last year, right before the postseason, called his wife, and he said to her, I've decided we're going to win the Super Bowl.
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Mike, you said earlier, just scratch that from the from the audio, please. Thank you.
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His phone is going to be ringing off the hook.
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Billy, do we have a daily fantasy game or no?
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That's true. I already selected my team this week. I'm very excited.
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How about that? Okay. Wow. I'm taking those guys. I don't know if I would take Saquon Phillies. They might start resting him at some point. Okay. Sorry. Whoa. Sorry. Sorry. By the way, it's going to be the best set of wildcard teams we've ever seen. Right. In the NFC. What do you think? Some of the worst division winners. Well, I mean, one of those three teams has to win that division. Right. Yes.
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You're going to have games like Packers and Falcons. Yes. Correct. Michael Penix, huh?
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I'm still assessing my body, too. So you're not sure whether or not you have three fractured ribs. You're not sure yet. Assessing. We're in the assessment stage still.
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Yeah, but this is a different kind of career. Wait, so you think Kirk Cousins feels like the Colts are Kirk Cousins away? Is that what you're saying? The Colts?
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The Colts always do this. No, no, no. But does Kirk Cousins think that the Colts are Kirk Cousins away? Is that what Mikey is alleging? Maybe. But the Falcons thought they were Kirk Cousins away.
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No, it's what the Falcons are saying right now. They have the best backup in the NFL. Any team who gets him, if he's not starting, would have the best backup in the NFL.
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I would not take. Would you take Stefanski? Yeah, who wouldn't?
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I don't think they're going to fire him, but he might want to move on from that place. I have no idea.
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It might be. That doesn't excite me. The Lions defensive coordinator. No, but it would excite Jet fans, I think. Why?
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The answer is zero. We have precious few guys throughout the history of the Jets organization. He's kind of benign. Hold on.
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Ben Johnson's not dreamy. You would want Ben Johnson, right, Mikey? He's not going to the Jets. He's not going to the Jets. He's going to the Bears, I would think.
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We had a playoff season with Pete, didn't we, Mike?
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Yeah, a little baby. Should we get to frauds? Frauds? Well, that's two of you guys coming up, too. A lot of people have been asking because I'm on a heater. So we will get to that. Mikey, what's this game we're going to play here?
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Yes. Hmm. And how are we supposed to respond? Just yes or no? Oh, Billy?
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Did we ever believe in them? Really? I did. I was the one who said, yeah, I did. I was the one. And I'm tired of believing in Tomlin, okay? He's going to get bounced out first round frauds. Wow. Two more? Yeah.
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Are we done with frauds? That's it. That's a good game. I loved it. What are you excited for on the schedule, Billy?
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Lions 49ers... Well, no, here's the game that has to do it for you, Billy, on Saturday is Bengals-Broncos, right? Because the Dolphins still have a chance, and you need the Broncos to lose that game, and they're likely going to lose that game to the Bengals at home.
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Yeah. And that's what Mikey, Mikey and I were saying earlier, you're going to have wild card games, which have like a 15 and two Vikings team at Tampa Bay.
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Has there ever been a football game, Mikey, that you never gave a chance? Like you never turned it on in the first place because that was the game for me last night.
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Yes. Yeah. No, the three best teams in that conference, well, four if you want to include the Eagles, but three of the four best teams in that conference play in the same division. And only one can win it, obviously. I don't think any of those three teams are frauds. Do you? We'll figure it out one day.
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Let me tell you something right now. Anytime I get an opportunity to show what a lousy and embarrassing organization it is that me and Mikey root for, I'll take that opportunity and this would be one of those.
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Hold on, let's explore this. Before we get out of here, Mikey, let's explore this. What is going to make you a happy camper?
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Let's see. Will the Packers make you? Will the Packers make you?
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The Lions have to get a week of Campbell, yeah. Sure, I get that. Will Sirianni make you a happy camper?
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Yeah, like three years ago. Yes. Or two years ago.
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I think we'd all be happy campers if the Ravens made it. That'd be a pleasant surprise.
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Okay. I just saw him in Tahoe sitting at a folding table, though. That's all I'm saying.
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Right. I got it. I got it. I'm with Mikey. I think it's either Pacheco, Kareem Hunt, maybe a DeAndre Hopkins, perhaps even Carson Wentz. Carson Wentz. Chris Jones or Chris Jones is a good one.
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Also send out to radio. That's good. Xavier.
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Go to Studio Gots. Good idea. It is time for this week's edition of Studio Gots presented by DraftKings Sportsbook. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. We'll pick the Elite Eight college football on Monday, 2-2 last week, 78-68-2. on the season. NFL, week 17, 6-2 a week ago, 72-42-2 on the season.
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A season for the ages. These are the picks you want because you're actually asking me for my picks. So here we go. Chargers, minus 4 at New England. Chargers need the game. Patriots don't. I'm taking the Chargers here. Buy it down to 3.5. The Chargers win on the road in New England. They get the cover, the Chargers, by 10 points over the Patriots. Bengals still alive, minus 3.5.
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Take it on the Broncos. They need it. The Broncos need it. Buy it down to 3. I'm taking Joe Burrow and the Bengals. They win. They get the cover at home. The Bengals by 14 points over the Broncos. Rams, minus 6. They're taking on the Cardinals. Both teams need it. I'm taking the Rams here. The Rams are hot.
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they're good they're a team you don't want to see in the postseason the Rams win they cover they win by 10 points Bills minus nine and a half they're taking on the Jets Jets awful Bills great buy it down to nine the Bills win by 17 points they get the cover over the Jets Dolphins minus six and a half at Cleveland buy it down to six
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The Finns win and they cover the Dolphins by 11 points on the road. Commanders, minus three and a half. They're taking on the Falcons. Buy it down to three. Take Jaden Daniels. He's amazing. Should be in the MVP conversation. Commanders win and cover. They win by 10 points at home. And finally, Monday Night Football. Lions at San Francisco. I told you the Lions needed a loss.
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Dan Campbell needed to hit a reset button. He did. They got the win and the cover last week. They'll do it again this week. They're at San Francisco. Buy it down to three. The Lions win, and they cover the Lions by 14 points on the road. Those are the picks, everyone. Good luck.
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No, but I think the Bears believe you that Seattle obviously needed the win. They're in the playoff hunt, right? I don't know if you want to count that as a win. It impressed nobody. But if you're the Bears and a Bears fan, you're happy with that result. You are. You are. You have to be. You're 4-12 now. I mean, you don't want to win that game.
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That's winning a meaningless game for absolutely no reason. For what? To keep Seattle out of the playoffs? Who cares if Seattle's in the playoffs or not? They're not going to do anything if they get there. That's a good loss for Chicago. It is.
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Before you get to it, though. Is this okay? Because we're on the Bears. Go, please. Did you hear the latest rumors about the Bears? Pete Carroll wants the job. Pete Carroll. I saw there was a former USC coach with a former USC quarterback.
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She'll be up for four hours. Yeah. Okay, we'll see. I don't know. She'll be done with lunch.
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I have a surprise for you before we get to frauds. And that surprise is Chris Sims will not be joining us today. Oh. But I spoke with Chris Sims yesterday. Okay. He told me to wish you guys a Merry Christmas. He will give us not one, but two appearances next week for his absence this week. How about that? He will not. A day action with Sims and a little Thursday.
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I think to have Sims on Monday to break down what we just saw, we never do that with him. So I don't know. OK, we don't have to.
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Yep. You have a NFL Saturday and Sunday. You have college and Monday. You have college football, the playoff Tuesday and Wednesday. Billy's upset about this. We'll get to a frauds. Yeah. Well, you didn't like you. You want the you want college football on Saturdays is what you were saying before we before we started here.
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There's no charging the old batteries. You're right about that. There's no recharging those old batteries. The old batteries just keep getting older.
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Are you trying to say you're burning? I get what you're saying with the batteries, okay? You don't recharge. They just keep going until you're six feet under. They don't, though.
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All I did was ask you about Saturdays in college football. How did we arrive here? You did this. The greatest. The greatest.
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God bless football. Billy Gill, you're cold.
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God bless football, Stugatz. Billy, why are you cold? What's going on with you?
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Wait, we've arrived with Amazon at the old Amazon already? Yeah.
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You can never have too many batteries, Billy.
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Used batteries belong in a baggie in a junk drawer. You don't throw them in the garbage.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Yeah, but when you don't have topics, when you can't... Oh, the last dance. The last dance in Tiger King became our sports. Yes, it carried us. When you don't have sports topics to lean on, it forces the creativity, and I think that was probably one of our most creative times.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
And you got me at home with a dog barking, wanting to work out. I'm playing golf. My wife's trying to get some stuff done. Dad's yelling at me.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
We were unfair. And I'm telling you, when your answer was no, I would then not back to you, but I would go to Abby and say, they're two fucking assholes.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
People are going through it right now.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
My mom was dying.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
At least you had 80s wrestling. I mean, that's something, right? Yeah, man. All right.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
We did go to the funeral. Via Zoom. Via Zoom. You looked so grown up. And then you mocked it, right? After all, I was working out.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
We did mock it. You did mock it. You mocked it. I mean, it was a bunch of old people figuring out how to use Zoom.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
For everyone. Yeah. Well, not fun. No, there's some fun in here. There's some fun for us, but not for everyone.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I think considering the times, Dan, yes, it was pretty ridiculous for you to assume.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
You were doing multiple shows?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Did it feel optional? It did not feel optional. It also felt like the right thing to do at the time, I guess.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Well, that's not a reduction in their mind. They're still spending the same money. You're reallocating 10%.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
They don't work for ESPN.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
They all deserve to be paid, but they didn't work for ESPN. I'm just making sure we're clear. ESPN outsourced a production of Highly Questionable to another company. You were right to ask, Dan, and they were right to, I guess, say no.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Right. I remember thinking to myself, if I didn't take the optional pay cut, which didn't feel optional, I remember thinking it would be a worse look for me, right? Like they were keeping tabs on who was actually doing it, right?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I would say it's hard to criticize any decision and any conversation and any questions asked during that time period because it was such a confusing period and stressful period, not just for us, but for everyone, for the people running ESPN.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
It's a reasonable ask. I'm just explaining why it was that Dan got enough. But that's Dan. Anyone who knows Dan knows Dan.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
But this was a time where everyone was bored and everyone wanted to be creative. It was an easier time to get guests. It was the easiest time in the history of the show because people just wanted an outlet. They wanted to talk. They wanted to laugh.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Mike, there was such a disconnect at that point.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I've had a number of fans come up to me recently saying we've gotten them through their darkest period. And for many of them, it was COVID. It was that time. Sitting at home. Because I don't think many of us, especially down here, realize I could go outside. Like I was playing golf. We would do the show and then I would go golfing. But think about people.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
The show's been there for me. The show's been there for Dan. The show's been there for you. The show's been there for everyone who's... Who's a part of the show. The show, when my mom passed away, people were like, what are you doing? You're going on the air? Grieve. Taking a beating. Taking a beating.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Tomorrow? Stu Gatz. Taking his shirt off, doing stuff like that.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Yeah, and I don't know if I properly grieved yet. In fact, I know I haven't. But I remember the show saving me because the doing of the show, the laughter, even while Dan was yelling at Finney, the laughter that we shared and really just the creative process that I think we all have grown to love over time really helped me through the most difficult and dark time in my life.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
People who are in tiny little apartments and they have no form of entertainment. There's nothing going on. They're really struggling. There's mental health issues. And I had a number of people saying, hey, at the darkest time in my life, you guys really. And they do compliment the show saying it might be the best couple of years or year that we did.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Right. I think having a schedule and having somewhere to be and something to do every day helped all of us.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
No, it wasn't. It wasn't all that important. Well, I thought at the time I was thinking to myself, there's no way this could be that important, but I'm glad you guys finally came around. Yeah, I'm sorry.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
You literally just said we owe you an apology. No, I said Finney. Apologize to Finney. I'll bring him in tomorrow. He bit me.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
You just apologize.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
It made them smile during a time in which they never thought that they would smile.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
The snitch line is what he's asking about. Your boy Gobert is already complaining about the snitch line.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
There were landscapers. It was a shutdown.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
You yelled at Abby. There was. Disrespect.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
A game Soccer Zealots claim is so complex in its artistry that us simpletons just don't understand it. To which I would respond by saying, no, we understand it just fine. We're just not entertained by it. We digress. At what is considered to be the world's game, he is considered the greatest in the world. Despite the fact that he's never won the most prized trophy in his sport. Born June 24th,
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
In 1987, Lionel Andres Messi lived with his family in Rosario, Argentina. A small, quaint town where if the going gets tough, the tough gets going. And he did get going to Barcelona. It was there... at the age of 13 where Messi sculpted his talent and where Lionel became known as La Pulga Atomica. It was there he would fall in love with what is known in some parts as Joga Bonita.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
It was there in La Ciudad Conda that he would sculpt his game. It was there in La Via Della Della Tondo that he perfected his craft. It was there in La Taquita Del Plata he would play his entire professional club career. And it was there where he would be charged with and found guilty of tax evasion and fraud. Now, like the true fraud that he is, after one bad season,
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
This is the oral history of The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Lionel Messi wants out of Catalonia. After two decades, the world's greatest player most assuredly must have told his owners face to face. Not La Pulga Atomica. He informed them via fax. Oh, teams will line up to try and acquire the 33-year-old legend. But I hope that they know this. That behind that youthful, innocent-looking exterior, there lies a monster.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
A monster that will kill you via fax when his privilege is called into question. A monster that is capable of tax evasion and fraud. A monster that is also capable of standing in front of a federal judge and lying to the judge's face. And a monster that is probably a tad overrated.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
When Magic is saying that kind of stuff, and then there's the dad in a wrestling ring taking his shirt off, doing stuff like that. Oh, my God. What happened there?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
And what Dan doesn't realize is TJ Warren on any given night can light you up for 45 points.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I'm guessing T.J. Warren has never scored 45 points.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
What if I told you that one of college basketball's most decorated coaches was born 400 years before the sport was first played? That he clearly chose basketball because it was indoors. That after several lustful centuries roaming the beyond, he finally found love on an Italian restaurant table for 15 seconds. That he could have gone for a second course and still had time left on the shot clock.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
That he expected accountability from everyone around him, but he himself wasn't capable of looking in the mirror. Literally. That the opponent he feared the most is Holy Cross. That up until this point, the only thing that stuck to him were a few crumbs from that restaurant floor.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
That this whole time, he's been coaching 90 minutes away from Transylvania University. That he's not too worried about his latest scandal, because if he sits out the next few hundred seasons, the right job will become available. That Van Helsing isn't walking through that door. That UMass might need a coach, but Minuteman would be giving him too much credit.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
that the FBI put the final nail in the coffin. ESPN Films presents the greatest example of time healing all wounds, except, of course, for a steak to the heart.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Listen, while you said that, I just ripped off 10 sit-ups. Instead of 10, all three ways. I mean, in front, I did left and then right. I mean, I am going to be ripped. Wow. Yeah, I know. 10 total. Three, three, and three. That's nine. Step on it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
This is exciting. Like, Tom, first off, let me just say thank you. As a New York Jet Fit, thank you for getting the hell out of my division. Finally, I appreciate it, man.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
But I do appreciate it.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Tom, aren't you tired of beating Peyton? I mean, aren't you tired of it?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Start with plugging it in.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
He tends to hold on to grudges, Dan. Charles' problem.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Charles, I'm wondering, do you think back in your prime, The way he treated his teammates. I'm not saying he would have treated you like this, and I know you played with him on the Dream Team. I'm not suggesting that. Do you think you could have played with Michael, not Dream Team play, Pippen Horace Grant play with Michael, be his teammate?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Now, Dan and Mike watched two episodes, Ron. You watched the entire thing. I watched one. I'm wondering, though, and I'm guessing a lot of people still haven't watched it. They're hearing about it for the first time. So without trying to give too much away, what made you angriest watching this series?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I've seen you interact with animals, Ron, and they love you. And I am wondering, because what I see when I watch the first episode is a bunch of happy big cats who are being loved and they are loving back. Is it possible that these tigers are happy? Is it possible, Ron?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Your wife didn't want us there because she didn't want us doing the show or she was afraid because of COVID.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Just so I'm clear, my mom has never seen you naked?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I mean, it's a medical fact.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Third nipple referred to a wart? You could. Sure. I'm on it? Yep. Dan, you asked him. I mean, you asked him. Probably find that in a medical dictionary as well.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Yeah, but I feel like you bought all your clothes in one year and you haven't bought any clothes since.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Were you guys expecting something different, though, when we started doing that? I remember thinking, this is going to be a disaster. Our standard didn't change. I know, but that's the problem. That's where I got frustrated with both of you. Because I knew what we were trying to pull off was nearly impossible from doing radio for as long as the three of us have been doing it.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
And you two still held the same standard that you've always had during an unprecedented time in American history. That's right. And I'm like, hey, get off my back.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
But Mike, I get standard is standard, but the radio mechanics, the doing of the show, you knew enough about radio, like you knew it was going to be tricky, right? Yeah, no doubt.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I just figured there were certain times that may have changed your mind.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I remember it feeling because our show really thrived when there were no sports going on. Like, I always felt like our show was better during the summer months than it was at any other point in the year. And I just felt like this was a long summer. A really long summer. But we had nothing to talk about.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
You're listening to DraftKings Network. God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes. God bless football, Stigatz. God bless football is brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. I miss football. I miss football. Billy, I miss it. I don't know what to do. I don't know how to fill my weekends.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Yes, the Hall of Hypotheticals. You want to start with the Hall of Hypotheticals or you want to kind of, you know, wrap up what we're doing here with Buscelli and me getting the GM job in Jacksonville?
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I come up with a name and he handles the nuts and bolts.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know if I'm the sizzle.
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I'm sure about that one. So this is the Hall of Hypotheticals, and I would like to turn this, okay? I would like to turn this into a weekly or biweekly feature. I only have one question for you today because, you know, we need imaging. We need to do these things correctly. So I just wanted to gently, you know, dip our foot into the water here, okay?
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Don't worry. Because you know I'm objecting to being in Tennessee, right? I get the idea they have the number one overall pick, but they also might trade it, you know? But you would rather be in Green Bay? Yeah.
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What do you mean? There's no winners or losers in the off season.
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Are we winning this offseason? Because I have hope now because we're not winning the offseason.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
No, so my position is there's no need to thank him. He didn't do anything as a New York Jets quarterback. Besides come to the New York Jets. And maybe we should thank him for just coming to the New York Jets. But there's no way we should thank him on the way out. Now, he's on the way out. That's not my decision.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
I don't think he should be on the way out because 18 touchdowns, four interceptions, last 10 games last year. And to Mikey's point, we don't have a better option of quarterback. So, no need to thank him. And yes... Please come back.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
What's up, J.J. McCarthy? Billy's checking right now to see who went after the 10th pick.
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But here's the thing. We would have ruined Bo Nix. Sean Payton turns him into a pro bowler. We would have ruined Bo Nix. That's the problem, Billy. That's what we're saddled with, you know?
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We could have traded up for Drake May. I mean...
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I think JJ McCarthy, if the Jets drafted him, would eventually still be in Minnesota.
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That's what the Jets would do, yes. I'll tell you right now, I would give up the first-round pick for Michael Penix, though.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
I don't hate your plan. No, in fact, I love his plan because Coop's coming out. I mean, that's the thing.
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Yeah, you're right. I would too. I'd kill for that game.
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Yep. Guys, Hall of Hypotheticals brought to you by Smirnoff. Quickly here, Eli Manning, as you know, not a first ballot Hall of Famer, won two Super Bowls with the Giants, beat Tom Brady and the Patriots while winning those two Super Bowls. If Eli won those two Super Bowls with the Jets instead of the Giants, is he a first ballot Hall of Famer?
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
exactly or are we just gonna go back to troy michigan you're still scored from that yeah you went to you went to the png house eventually after going to the wrong house that's a story danny b drive faster yeah is it a story that we've told on the show yet i don't remember but real quick um
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Get out of here. They found goons? The name on the quote was Robert Goon.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Robert Goons and Bobby Goons are totally different people. I mean, come on, man. Robert Goon is my dad. That's a Bobby Goons. Yes. If your last name is Goons, your first name has to be Bobby, right? I mean, I feel like it does.
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You would agree the first time he comes to collect, he's smiling. The second time, not so nice, right? Yeah. Smiley Goons.
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Robert Goon, CPA. If you have Bobby Goons, do your taxes. I mean, come on.
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Check out these loans. PPPs. Are you saying you call Robert, you say have the tax return go this year, and he said his response is seven months federal prison.
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Yeah. For that amount of money? I mean, the $10 million is waiting for me on the other side?
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Pause up. Pause up. Are you doing play-by-play or what are you doing?
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Okay. All right. You're great at that, though.
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You're going to hate me by the bottom of the second.
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Right. Newhouse School did not prepare you for Bobby Goons.
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Can we have the voice of the FIU Panthers? Can we have him on next week to kind of break down his relationship with you? We may not be on speaking terms by then. You have four more games, though. I know. You have to communicate. We'll figure it out. Do you know his name, this kid?
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All right, let's get Zach on next week. Can we try that?
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If you're still on speaking terms. All right, let's get to Mikey's game. That's awesome, Billy. I'm happy for you. Let's get to... I'm not happy for the voice of the... No.
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Wait, which former player? Do you know yet?
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That's the only guy I was thinking of. It's not Mike Lowell.
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Yeah. Yeah. I used to see him at the local Starbucks all the time, just hanging around, waiting for someone to offer him a job. And they did.
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Yeah, he lives in my neighborhood. I almost bought his house because he has three no-hitter balls right in the front. But they don't come with the house. No, but I was trying to negotiate it into the cost of the house.
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If you're going to leave it out there, it's available. I mean, he's got three of them. I mean, my God. He plays closing.
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He had a great year, though, Favre did. He did. He did.
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I know, but this is what me and Mikey keep telling you, Billy. Favre left the Jets and took the Vikings to an NFC championship game. That's why we're worried about Aaron Rodgers. He'll do the same thing to us. Not because he can, because he's doing it to the Jets.
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I love that idea. Let's get to Mikey's game here, please.
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Why are you talking jets? There's no way to get excited, man.
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I got my answer. I'm telling you right now. We're in Tennessee, and the Titans trade that pick. I hope that happens.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
I don't think they will. You have a chance to get a generational player in Travis Hunter. So I'm going to say the Titans to answer your question because why not draft that kid, you know? And Billy's right. You don't want to trade too far down because you run the risk of someone else taking that kid, you know?
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I know, but you're Tennessee, you're boring, no one cares about you, then you get Travis Hunter and suddenly everyone cares about you.
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So you might as well take the guy who's got more appeal, you know? I mean. So I think Tennessee. Yes. That's why it's such a good.
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I'm not certain we ever answer a single question. It's a good game.
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This team has declared this person their starting quarterback to start the season.
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I say, unfortunately, Daniel Jones and not to the Raiders, but I actually believe he might be the Jet starting quarterback. Oh, no. Yuck.
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Sorry I asked that one. You're just realizing.
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Yeah, I have thought about it. It has crossed my mind. Mike Lombardi actually had experience, though, running an NFL team before he got the job in North Carolina. Now I have GM experience. I do. I do. There you go. I was a GM of a major market radio station. So you're asking me, should I apply? Have I inquired? Have I reached out to Tony Buscelli to see if I could throw my name to the mix?
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Because the retirement plan for me before Buscelli took this job was me and him do an afternoon drive in Jacksonville. But now he took this job. He's running the Jaguars. Perhaps I could be his GM. That's a good idea, Billy. I'm going to reach out and ask him.
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Oh, yeah. No, it would shorten my drive by at least two hours. Yes. Yeah.
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lead way here to kind of really mess things up badly right yes but not as badly as the rest of the GMs there I like this Billy because the cons are my friends I sat with them at Tony Buscelli's Hall of Fame introduction at his enshrinement I sat with them went to their house afterwards for an after party they are wonderful people Billy I'm serious you've got me thinking here this is
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Yes, we could try to do that. I'm wondering, though, can you just apply for an NFL GM job? Like, how does that work, Billy? Do we know? I'm going to.
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What are you trying to find? Whether or not the job has been listed on LinkedIn?
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But I'm asking seriously, like, can I just send my resume in and and and I get a well, I get an interview or how does this work?
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Right. uh i like the pitch uh and i could ask him like hey josh williams is one of the candidates was he at your hall of fame enshrinement was he was he there did he say anything on your behalf did he great did he do anything huh did he i don't know no he didn't i mean okay perhaps he did i just wouldn't know josh williams if he was sitting in the studio with me right now so Yeah. All right.
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I'm in on this idea. So what do we do? How do we advance it? What's next? I think you need to make a PowerPoint.
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I like writing my plan on the binder.
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How about a page that reads, don't make me go to the cons? Wow.
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Yeah, but be careful because Brunel is Buscelli's boy. Like, best friends. Best friends, Billy. I love Brunel. That's my guy. You don't want to insult Brunel. I'm telling you. You can insult anyone, but not Mark Brunel. All right, hold on a second. Let's backtrack that a little bit. Thank you. Appreciate it.
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I don't. I don't. I mean, Buscelli. I mean, that's who I have. Wow.
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I can't wait to be the GM of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Hall of Hypotheticals next!
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You know what I mean? The combine is next week. The draft is in Green Bay. We'll be in Tennessee.
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That's rude. Guy hasn't seen a worm in 25 years. That's also true, by the way. I haven't seen a worm in a long time. Yeah, hey, you know, I don't sleep. There's that. I feel like Dan where I'm like writing emails to myself at 3 in the morning to make sure that I remember Miami's top five smells. I'm like, oh, this is great. This is great content at 345 in the morning.
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You don't put enough detergent sometimes. All of a sudden you look at it and you're like, oh, that's a stain. But you know what? They won't notice. It's like a bad arm day.
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And it feels like your wife expects you to do stuff on Valentine's Day in a way that maybe you didn't do stuff on Valentine's Day prior?
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You would think maybe some extra substances around the, you know. Interesting.
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So we have Jimmy. Do we have Jimmy having that same situation? No.
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It looks... Looks like my baby's.
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Yeah. What? Yeah, like, you know when the baby's obviously taking leche from a pecho, all of a sudden, you look into the diaper, and it's like, ooh, that's an interesting color of...
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No. They put you in the wheelchair. Jenny was sitting outside of South Miami Hospital. I'm driving around the car and she's there by herself. By herself.
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Make sure those arms can't move. She didn't like the swaddle. She wanted her arms to be free.
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I would swaddle her underneath her arms so her arms could be free.
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He was, in a manger. Thank God for that.
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Get out to the one-yard line, and then run 99 yards against Tyreek Hill.
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tight ship, loose ship situation there, Dan? You think Unk drives a tough ship?
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What I loved is that I was looking at it like you said. As Stugatz, everything was filtering what Ocho was saying through a Stugatz prism. And I was like, ooh, that's a good one. He got the valet. He had to park somewhere that was a little sketchy. But then he got towed. But then, oh, my God, he forgot about the sun pass. And they can't give him the thing.
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So it was like lie on top of lie on top of lie from Stugatz.
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For me, I don't have strict requirements, right? Like my wife is like, you know, I like Valentine's Day, but it's not like the end of the world. So I was explaining to him yesterday, we were doing a walk with my daughter, and I explained to my wife, I was like, hey, Chris and Mike, she's like, oh, why weren't they on the show?
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I was like, oh, Chris and Mike somehow convinced their wives to go on a boys trip for Valentine's Day. Out of the country. Out of the country, like not like anywhere close. And she's like, oh, that's interesting. Okay.
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Touche. I was like, you think that I would be able to do something like that? She's like, no, no, no, absolutely not. And I was like, oh, okay, so you value Valentine's Day? She's like, not really. You're just not leaving me with the kid on Valentine's Day.
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Oh, no, yeah. Again, different circumstances. If you're Kyle, yeah.
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By the way, worms. Can I say something on worms really quick? Sure. Of course.
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Do you see worms anymore, Dan? Do I see worms anymore? Yeah, I haven't seen a worm in a very long time. I haven't seen a worm since like the early 2000s, if you want me to be honest. What do you think that's about? I don't know. But when was the last time you saw a worm?
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Well, that's not any quarterback who made the playoffs.
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So good. Uh, do you think Kellen Moore, what kind of, what kind of head coach will Kellen Moore be?
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Dallas, we'll have you promote Amgen one more time on the way out here. But I'm wondering, why do you think Jalen Hurts? You mentioned this before about Jalen and Nick Sirianni. Why do you think he doesn't get the credit he deserves? Two Super Bowls, three years, beat Patrick Mahomes and didn't just beat him, blew him out. And yet we're not talking about Jalen Hurts.
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We're talking about everyone else.
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All right. The guy you're most concerned about on Friday for the parade, who's the guy you're most concerned about?
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Dallas, you agree with me. The fans that fired Sirianni at 2-2, they should not show up to the parade. Yeah, don't bother.
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All right. Congratulations to you, man. Happy for you. And enjoy Friday, man. Thank you for doing this.
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Just want to be clear, you're confident that Bo Nix would have beaten the Kansas City Chiefs, but you're not confident that Matthew Stafford would have.
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It is offseason Chris Sims. That's what it is. You're right.
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Yeah. Notice who's not here. I mean, just that.
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He's producing Levitard. That's what he's doing.
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You're right, because Dan signs his paychecks. So that's why he is doing it. He needed an executive producer. Normally me and Billy are off on Thursdays because we do the interview with you. We do God bless football. but Dan needed both of us today, and one of us had to come and talk to you, and Billy was not the guy, okay?
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Nice. Sims, what happened to the Chiefs on Sunday?
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Mikey A sent me a text. He told me to ask the Fuentes question. I will not ask the Fuentes question because Mike Fuentes will ask his dumb, ridiculous question. Go ahead.
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Chris, my issue is we celebrate Patrick Mahomes. He also had a good team around him. That defense won him back-to-back Super Bowls, and we gave Mahomes all the credit.
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No, that's a great job out of you, Mikey. That's where he needed to take the take. He was unwilling to take the take to that take place. And so now we're stuck because now it's Mikey A's take and it's not your take. And I'm going to present it to Chris Sims as your take, Fuentes.
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i'm saying she got chris my only issue with how we're treating jalen hurts after winning the super bowl is we all know he's capable of throwing the ball he did it as you and i pointed out two years ago in the super bowl outplayed patrick mahomes but he's the thing like this is the guy a symbol for all the things we love about our athletes and sports he has overcome adversity he was at alabama had success in alabama
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Saban told him to go to Oklahoma he went to Oklahoma he didn't sulk he made himself a better quarterback got drafted in the second round and now he's been to the Super Bowl two times in three years he's 25 years old and he just won his first ring like and we're just not and I will continue great it's almost like the Tua thing with me a little bit I'm not mad at Jalen Hurts I
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God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes.
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I'm just objecting to Bo Nix winning that game. That's all. He's got the legs.
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Chris, if you had one guy, if you had to select one guy to build your roster, would that guy be Howie Roseman?
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I do. Fuentes is very upset with himself because he keeps peeling off quarterbacks.
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Despite their quarterback, do you feel like the Eagles are poised here to make a Kansas City Chiefs-like run? There are eight.
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Everybody's in. Now everyone's back in. Mikey already said that. It's his take now.
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I'm taking Hertz. We'll beat you. Mikey, it is rare that I have news here when we're talking to Sims on a weekly basis that both you and Chris Sims can react to. The Jets have tweeted out, we have informed Aaron Rodgers that we'll be moving in different directions at quarterback. Well, didn't we know that? Didn't Jay Glazier tell us that on Super Bowl Sunday? Yeah, but now it's like official.
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Yeah, the whole McAfee thing. And now the Jets, they're tweeting it out. This is their Twitter account. And they're saying, we have told Aaron to move on.
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If Aaron Rodgers is the Eagles quarterback, do they beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl?
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Don't apologize. I'm pissed. I'm just mad at Fuentes.
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Listen, that's Billy's job. That's Billy's job. And he'll take care of it for me. He will. Well, it depends how you answer this question. Does Tua win the Super Bowl if he's the Eagles quarterback? No. I don't know what I'm going to think about it.
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I'll get off of this in a second, Chris, but this is the quarterback, okay, in a very selfish time where guys want their stats. They don't care as much about winning, I don't think.
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This is a guy who, after the bye week, walked into the locker room, told his coach, we need to run the football more, which means he's not going to get his, which means he knows this is going to be the reaction by people after he goes out and wins a Super Bowl. He brought Miles Sanders to a Super Bowl. But he's the guy, the leader of that team, walked in, Nick, we need to run the ball more.
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There is something to be said for that kind of leadership. I mean, there is.
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That's bullshit. I'm trying to think about the quarterback where he would draw the line. Caleb Williams. Drake May. Drake May. Does Drake May win that game? Probably not.
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I want to see the worst thing we could try to have there. How far it could go.
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right but the reason when Travis Kelsey's dropping the ball left and right you can't even throw it to your you know to your main guy there right but I feel like a mobile quarterback would be you know better adjusted to kind of deal with that defense no am I wrong like Josh Allen would have had a better game than Patrick Mahomes right because he can run I don't think there's a quarterback that has been born ever in the history of mankind that could have won that game the way it was being played I think Jalen Hurts on the Chiefs wins that game no definitely no way
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Look at you pick it up for Billy.
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Someone has to do it. Sims, what do you make of the rumors, the Cowboys? I guess it's news now that the Cowboys are thinking about trading Micah Parsons.
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Chris, if you're the Bengals, do you simply franchise T. Higgins? Is that what you would do?
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And that's just a hard way to win a Super Bowl that way. As you know, the playoffs, I think like 50% on average, like half the teams that made it this year won't make it next year. And some new teams will sneak in. So I just want to ask you, and we're getting ahead of ourselves because we just finished up this year. But I am wondering, when you look ahead to next year, if I tell you,
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The Carolina Panthers are going to make the playoffs. Would you say I'm nuts? I wouldn't say you're nuts.
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Chris Sims is going to join us here on TV. On the audio side, Dallas Goddard and Chris Sims will join us on this week's edition of God Bless Football. Super Bowl champion, Dallas Goddard.
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All right. Just one the other way, and we'll get you out of here. Check him out. PFT with Mike Florio every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned podcast. Would you be shocked if the Chiefs didn't make the playoffs next year?
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Mikey, he is off to get his haircut. How much do you think how much do you believe Chris Sims tips the person who cuts his hair? What do you think?
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There's an expectation that comes with being a Sims, right?
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You're not objecting to guys. You're objecting to what guys do with their hands. You're right.
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Right. It dawned on me that he goes to a salon. He doesn't go to a barber shop. You go to a salon.
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Excellent job by you, Sims, as you should.
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All right. Now, if the washer of the hair picks his nose beforehand and then sticks his – are you still tipping him the 20 bucks? I am. I'm still tipping him.
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PFT with Mike Florio every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned Podcast. It is off-season Chris Sims. I like off-season Chris Sims.
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All right, buddy. Another great year. We appreciate everything you've done for our show over the years, and we will talk to you as we get closer next. to the NFL draft. And as we get closer to baseball season, you don't know it yet, but you're doing a baseball segment with me and Billy. Okay. Okay.
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But f*** you, Billy. All right. F*** both of you. You and Fuentes. I mean, seriously. Stick together, Fuentes.
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He also agreed with Mikey A's take, which infuriates me. Yes. I'm sorry. Just wrong. Jalen Hurd's not getting any credit. Anyway, let's play the game.
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$100, $40 tip for the hair cutter, and $20 for the washer.
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No, 100 with a 40% tip, $40 for the person who cut his hair and $20 for the person who washes his hair.
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He's giving a $40 tip on a $100 haircut.
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I'm going Aaron. Yeah, I'd go Aaron.
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So we're working at the kinks is what you're saying.
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They did tell Aaron to hit the road, Jack. We'll see if Aaron decides to come back. How would I feel about it?
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How do I feel about Tyron Taylor? I don't know. I'm numb. Like, okay. Fine. Maybe this will work out. Maybe he's the guy. Maybe it is Tyron Taylor. Maybe it's always been Tyron Taylor.
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I'd be okay with that. Unfortunately, this is what happens, and I'm certain Mikey A is going to relate to this and agree with me on this.
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They're not going to have a season in which they go below .500. They're going to have a season in which they win the Super Bowl. I'm just telling you, that's how we're conditioned to think.
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Yeah, I did. You should have flagged me for five yards. You're right. You're right. I'm sorry about that. Mikey A is in a hurry. He said, let's go. Let's go quickly.
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I think he'd start in Pittsburgh. I do. Tennessee. I do. I do like Mike. I like the resume not being that he's a five-time MVP or he's won a Super Bowl and a Super Bowl MVP. It's look at what happened when everyone else left the Jets.
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Tell us what you're doing with Amgen, Dallas.
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I did. He didn't, so I have a false start penalty. Ah, okay. Billy, I want to share with you, and I can't wait to ask Chris Sims about this, a ridiculous, in my opinion, take from Mike Fuentes. Okay. I'll let Fuentes tell you guys the take. You guys tell me what you think of said take, and we will ask Chris Sims about it, and he will be the final arbiter on this particular topic.
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Excellent job by you. How many hours of sleep have you gotten since Sunday?
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I know you're not surprised that you won the Super Bowl, but are you guys surprised at the way you beat Kansas City?
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After you guys win the Super Bowl, did Vic Fangio smile? Yeah. Yeah.
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Who was partied the most on your team since Sunday? Who's the person?
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You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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I do not want to play in snow. Hawk, football was meant to be played outside. It was meant to be played in the elements. What are you talking about? Maybe the old football. Frozen tundra.
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Yeah, but then the starter comes back, and he's not good enough to play anymore. Then the starter gets hurt, and then he wants him to go back in.
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Did you say Dan is pinch-hitting for Dan?
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It's a squirt in the lineup.
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They're asking him to do something he's never done before.
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I mean – The other team could have scored a touchdown, too.
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It's outrageous. I want to hear more about your fake NFL friends. I want to tell you a story. I'm serious here. My wife and my two daughters, they begged me to buy a Peloton. So I bought a Peloton. And then I watched that Peloton sit in my office and stare at me. So you know what I did one day? I looked at it.
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And so I decided to get off my ass and I jumped on the Peloton because no one else was using it and I paid for it. I mean, so why not? Then I realized eventually that they bought it for me. And I got to tell you, way more challenging than I could have ever imagined. Peloton coaches are walking the walk. I love the coaches. I do the Grateful Dead one. It's fantastic.
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They have a sub three hour marathon runner, military trained athlete, a former college basketball player and so many other well-rounded coaches on their team. All this experience really shows in their classes. which are never short of challenging, especially for me. So I jumped on it that first time.
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It was challenging, more challenging than I thought, and then I wanted to beat the bike, and so I kept jumping on it, and I absolutely love it. I mean, I'm the only one who uses it, but again, they got it for me. I mean, I had no idea. That's a little passive-aggressive, don't you think? Find your push, find your power with Peloton at OnePeloton.com.
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Don Levitard. Bob Craft. The only reason your organization is good is because of Bill Belichick. Stugatz. Belichick has done nothing since Brady left. He made the playoffs once. I think at the very least, he should not be a first ballot Hall of Famer. They should make him wait like 10 years to get it. He's an overrated coach.
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Are you joking? I mean, during the show, after the show, at night. You know what I'm saying?
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Mike, I imagine he's down 31-7 in the third quarter and he's like, what am I doing out here?
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There's a human element? Yes. The guy's upset. I'm not saying he's right.
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It's wrong.
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Guy A is the guy that she wants, but he's unreliable, and Guy B is tired of being there when Guy A becomes unreliable again. I hate to be your backup player.
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So now, Hawk, you have the Niners, yeah. You have one of their best players, George Kittle. You have one of the best tight ends, one of the leaders of that team, calling that guy out. How do you feel about that? Because that's what would happen to you if you had quit one of those games. Yeah, I wouldn't have quit.
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Why is that a bad take? Because he's right. We're not talking about Kyle Shanahan today. We're not talking about Brock Purdy and how bad he was yesterday.
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Just to check to make sure it's big enough for you. To be clear, it doesn't have to be that big, but, you know, it's comfortable.
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It's super interesting because if you're going to go back to the NFL, Mike, I have to think that no NFL teams were interested in Bill Belichick. He made it clear that he was interested in Carolina.
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There's only three jobs open right now. More are going to open up more than likely. No, I know, but I'm thinking Belichick put some... The news was out there that he was interested in Carolina. Carolina was interested in him. It sat there for a few days. And I think Bill was probably going through the process, who's going to call me?
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Who is going to call me and make some sort of assurances that, hey, I know we have a coach now, but at the end of the year, you're going to be our guy or we're interested, whatever. I don't think he got anything in the way of that. And so I think he was forced to go to college. And if you're asking me his motivation, I think his motivation is to make sure his family is secure after he's done.
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And his name doesn't mean as much as it does right now. Is that fair?
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Do we have to accept because, I mean, clearly there were no other offers that Bill Belichick may have coached his last game in the NFL? I think we're probably there, right? Because he's only getting older, Mike. He's going to spend a couple of years at Carolina. If they're not going to hire him now, they're not going to hire him then.
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Do you think he has an out clause, like he can leave whatever the hell he wants? Like if someone offers him an NFL job in a month, he can get out of there?
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Based on what Mike probably asked for all that stuff and got it. It's in the Bible. Yeah. I mean, listen, if it's just a month, Gojo, we can agree. No one has ever taught this much Carolina football in their entire life, right? Like, they're getting banged for their buck right now.
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Billy, can you imagine a 17 year old kid wanting to play for Belichick? Like, is that is that something I guess if he's the guy that can get you to the NFL, right? He's the guy that can get you to the NFL. Gojo kids aren't going to care as long as he's the guy that can get me to the professional level to my dreams.
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I can't believe there wasn't another offer for Bill Belichick, or maybe there was, and Belichick, he just wanted to go to North Carolina.
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I like Pete Carroll going back to USC. How about that? Yes.
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Go, Joe. We love you. We have to let you go. Go, Joe, and go look 8 to 10 on the DraftKings Network wherever you get your podcasts. We have a Notre Dame quarterback who's on hold right now, and it's Joe Theismann, just so you know. Enjoy that. You got to hear from my friends over at Miller Lite. What a great time of year.
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Joe, we'll get to what you're doing with Army and Navy. That game is this weekend. It's our Super Bowl here on God Bless Football. It's our national championship. It's a great game. It's a great tradition. But I am wondering, Joe, you hear the news Bill Belichick is going to the University of North Carolina. And your thoughts are what?
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How we doing, guys? We're doing good, Mike Golick. Thank you, Mike Golick Jr. It's your dad's birthday, and so we gave your dad the gift of a week off from us. It's a great gift.
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Joe, have you been a fan of the new college football playoff format? Have you enjoyed this season? Are there too many teams? For me, there's too many teams, so I'd be interested in your thoughts.
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Yes, absolutely correct. Golik likes to couch it under, hey, we help them up when we tackle them. But I mean, they don't want that. I mean, let them win.
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okay so it's funny uh billy me and mikey a were having this conversation right before you joined the zoom right before gojo joined the zoom as well at what age do you stop buying your parents birthday gifts
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Joe, before I get to the commanders, because I know you're excited about the success of the of the Washington commanders this year, being a former Washington commander, me and Mikey were saying earlier, we have stopped getting our dad's birthday gifts. I don't get him holiday gifts. Mikey, I'm not certain if he gets some holiday gifts.
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I asked Mikey, what do you think? Gojo got Mike Golic for his birthday. And Mikey said, I stopped getting my dad birthday gifts a long time ago.
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He's a good person, Joe. Yeah. I think what's the greatest gift you've ever received, Joe? Uh,
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hugs hugs i'll get my dad one of those yeah way out though that's what i do i don't buy him a gift because i don't as joe pointed out i don't want to spend money on my own dad so i give him a hug and i say that's your gift you know well that's a gift yeah it is i feel better now why why why attach a price to a gift right you know you can you can a gift can be knowledge
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A gift can be the team with the first pick in the draft taking Caleb Williams and not Jaden Daniels. Jaden Daniels has been amazing, Joe. How impressed have you been with Jaden Daniels?
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Yeah. He was at the beginning, right? Brady was a manager at the beginning. People forget that.
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Joe, we'll get you out of here in a second. We always appreciate the time. I want to run this by you. If Notre Dame wins the national championship, we at God Bless Football believe they should then have to play Northern Illinois. Do you agree? No.
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All right, Joe. One more time on the way out here. Tell us what you're doing with Recycle Brides giveaway for the Army-Navy game coming up this weekend.
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That is fine work you're doing, Joe. We always appreciate the time. Happy holidays to you and your family. You look fantastic, man. You really do. You look amazing.
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It is time for this week's edition of Studio Gots presented by DraftKings Sportsbook. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. College football, 4-2 last week. 76-66-2 on the season. One game this weekend. Our national championship. Army. Navy, we never select this game. We just thank them for their service.
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But if we did select the game, we would take Army minus six over Navy. We don't, though. We take Army and Navy, and we give ourselves a 2-0. How about that? NFL Week 15, 5-2 a week ago, 61-38-2 on the season. Here we go. Dolphins plus three, take it on the Texans, buy it up to 3-1⁄2. The Dolphins win the game outright. The Dolphins beat the Texans in Houston by four points. Colts plus four.
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Take it on Denver. Denver wins the game. The Colts cover. Denver by a field goal. Bills plus two and a half. They're taking on the Lions. Buy it up to three. Bills win the game outright. They win by seven points at Detroit. Steelers plus five and a half. Take it on the Eagles. Buy it up to six. Eagles win. Steelers cover. Eagles by a field goal. Bucks plus three, take it on the Chargers.
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If you if you purchase your dad a gift, what do you get mad at you? Like, hey, what are you doing? I don't need this. I don't want this.
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Buy it up to three and a half. The Chargers, they're going to lose the game outright. Baker Mayfield gets a big W. The Bucks win by six points on the road. Packers minus three at Seattle. Buy it down to two and a half. The Packers win. They cover the Packers by ten points on the road. Vikings, minus 6.5. They're taking on the Bears. Bears are bad. Vikings are good, but no one thinks they're good.
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Vikings, buy it down to 6. They win. They cover the Vikings by 10 points at home. And finally, the Falcons at the Raiders. The Raiders don't need it. The Falcons do. It is minus 4. The Falcons win. They cover Atlanta by 8 points on the road over the Raiders. Those are the picks, everyone. Good luck.
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Just another day, huh? Another hard-earned dollar.
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Coming from the guy, drinky, smokey, smokey. I mean, yeah.
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PFT with Mike Florio every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned podcast as well. Football night in America, Sunday night football. I'm going to start baseball. Go ahead, Billy. You go. I had a baseball question for him, but you go first.
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OK, but OK, go baseball first. Let's get that out of the way. All right. What hurts more? I mean, Soto leaving hurts because you're a Yankee fan, but he went to the Mets. And so I think that that has to make it like that has to compound it by like, I don't know, 50 times as opposed to him going to the Dodgers.
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I'll remind you, you went to the world series a year ago.
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We're going to go. It doesn't end your season.
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So this is nice is really buy me this jacket.
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Chris, you know Belichick very, very well. Your family knows Bill Belichick very, very well. Were you surprised by the news of Bill Belichick going to North Carolina? Beyond. Beyond surprised. Shocked.
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Are you more surprised that he took this job or that the NFL was not interested in Bill?
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Billy, the good news is that record is staying with Shula, it appears. Yeah, I don't care.
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Chris, the Tua we've seen the last four or five weeks, is this the best version of Tua you've seen?
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They don't trust me. The parents are talking about it. I'm like,
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I mean, Chris, that decision to run the ball on first and goal cost them the game. That was a terrible decision.
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Chris, are the Eagles the most dysfunctional 11-2 team in the history of the NFL?
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Who do you like in that game? It is a great game, Steelers and Eagles. Who do you like there?
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All right, PFT with Mike Florio, the Unbuttoned Podcast, and also Football Night in America, Sunday Night Football. Final one for me here, Chris. Are we going to not care about the Minnesota Vikings right up until the Vikings are playing in the Super Bowl?
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All right, Chris, we appreciate it. Every single week, PFT with Mike Florio, the Unbuttoned Podcast, Football Night in America, and right here on God Bless Football every single week. Thank you, buddy. Next time you need to fill in, I'll call Billy, okay?
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But a bunch of people will want that job, no?
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So I suspect it wouldn't be like a talent.
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Yes, he's dressed up. He is. He's very dressed up. He's ready to go. He's ready to make some picks. Right, Carl Douglas?
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Right, okay. Speaking of court, Carl, you and I need to speak off air about something, okay? I'm thinking about suing Major League Baseball, all right?
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We'll talk. Okay. Is Mojo joining today?
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Where is she, by the way? Yeah, where is she?
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I'm used to it. Listen, we have one guy on this panel who has a job. Let's let him get to it. That hurts my feelings. Oh, I'm sorry, Mikey. Let's get to the games here. We have Ravens and Giants. Giants are, well, they're a dumpster fire. They're plus 14 and a half. They're at home taking on the Ravens. Billy, I'm going to you first for Mojo's picks. Who did Mojo take here?
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All right. Carl Douglas, who are you taking here? Ravens at Giants. Giants plus 14.5.
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All right. Very important. Thank you. Kay Funk, who are you taking here?
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Hold on, K-Fo. To Billy's point, do you think the Dolphins would be making such a big deal about the undefeated season if one of those games was a tie?
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Why would we, though? I mean, ShareBear, we love him. Ojo had one win.
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Why would we do that? We don't like kicking people when they're down. Right, not here. Well... We have a heart.
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Hey, Carl Douglas has to get the court, K-Funk, all right? Yeah, come on, K-Funk. Colts at Broncos. Broncos are minus four. Poor K-Funk. Let's go to Carl Douglas first. Colts at Broncos. Broncos minus four at home, Carl.
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Okay. Mike Rollis, who are you taking here? Colts at Broncos. Broncos minus four.
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Okay. Billy, who did Mojo and Gordy take? They both took the Broncos. Okay. Cher Bear, who are you taking here? I'm taking the Broncos, too. Right. You're hot. I mean, seriously. All on the Broncos. Okay, Funk, who are you taking? Funk?
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Okay. I will have, you know, on the next game, which is the game of the weekend, by the way. And there is no one better at gambling on this show than Billy Gill. Okay. It's two guys is better. That's true. Yeah. I mean, now Billy Gill is the best. Okay.
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I will tell you that earlier today, Billy, I believe chose the lions to lose this game. He has the bills winning the game outright. So it is a big game. It's bills at lions. Billy. First, I'm going to you on Mojo and Gordy. Who did they take?
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I don't know. All right. You're taking the Bills here. Yep. Okay. Carl, who are you taking here? What's the spread? What's the spread? Lions minus two and a half, Carl. Two and a half. Yeah.
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Yes. Is that the extent of your holiday decorating? And a Gojo and Golik sign. Yeah. And the Stugatz book. And the Stugatz personal record book. Okay.
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All right. Mike Rollis, who are you taking?
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Some bonus advice from you there, K-Punk?
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Let's go to the next game here. Packers at Seahawks. Seahawks are plus two and a half at home. I can't figure out the Seahawks, man. They drive me crazy. Let's go to Mike Rollins first. Mike, who are you taking here? Packers at Seahawks. Seattle is plus two and a half at home.
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All right, let's go to ShareBear. ShareBear, who are you taking here? Packers at Seahawks. Seahawks plus two and a half. I have a feeling it's Seattle. Space Needle.
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Yes or no from anyone in this group, Charlie Ward is the greatest college quarterback of all time. Mike Rollins?
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Tommy Frazier. Tommy Frazier. Tommy Frazier.
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God, he was good. Carl's getting mad at me. I'm sorry, Carl. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. Did everyone pick that Packers-Seahawks game to get all the picks in? No. Who didn't pick the game? No. Carl, did you pick the game? I got sidetracked by Heisman talk. Carl, go ahead.
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All right, final game. We'll go to Carl first here so he can get out of here. He has better things to do. Bears at Vikings. Vikings are minus six and a half here, Carl. Who are you taking?
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Carl, before you get out of here, would you like to promote your law firm on the way out?
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Same to you, Carl. Good luck. Thanks, Carl. I'll talk to you next week about suing Major League Baseball, okay?
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We'll talk about it. Okay. Bye. He's in a rush. Let's go to Mike Rollins here. Bears at Vikings. Man, it's tough for me and Mikey A to watch Sam Darnold every single week. Oh, man. This is tricky. It's hard for us. But the Vikings are six and a half point favorites. And it's amazing. The Vikings, as good as they've been, no one takes them seriously. So, Mike, who are you taking here?
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Vikings minus six and a half with the Bears.
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Jesus. You just started railing against the Bears.
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And you'll have Southern Mike, too. You'll have – Everybody seems to be on board with this. Unless he goes 5-0, and then he wants them to count for him. Right.
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All right, you're taking the Bears. Billy, who did Mojo and Gordy take here? Mojo has the Vikings. Gordy has the Bears. All right, we finish up with Shear Bear. Bears at Vikings. Vikings minus six and a half points.
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All right. Well, Mike, we look forward to a Southern Mike joining us next week. I like the idea of a different accent. Yeah. Kay Funk. We love you. We do.
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Hey, ShareBear, would you like to promote anything on the way out?
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All right. Enjoy the Heisman Trophy presentation. You're a baller, ShareBear. You really are. I want to be you when I grow up. Same here. Rawless, anything on the way out?
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All right. Well, I'm proud of you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. All right, guys. We will talk to you next week. This has been great. I look forward to having Mojo and Gordy back, hopefully, next week. for my friends over at Miller Lite. What a great time of year. Friends, family, time off, football, and you should enjoy all of it like I do with an ice cold. Miller Lights.
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Holidays are all about tradition, and the tradition in my family is Miller Lights during the holiday season. From family gatherings to holiday parties with friends, this season is for enjoying time with the most important people in your life. Make the holidays even better with Miller Lights, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer.
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I've been enjoying Miller Lights with friends and family, watching football during the holidays for many, many years. Why would I break the perfect tradition? I wouldn't It's the taste you can depend on. No games, no gimmicks, just a great beer for people who like beer. Making memories at year-end gatherings? Tastes like Miller time.
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All right. Are you guys talking about an inflatable tree? No, we're not. No, like the inflatable lawn stuff.
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I was going to tell people, go buy a tree and throw it on the roof of your car and drive it home.
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I'd send someone out to get me a tree. That's what I would tell you.
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We're super tropical. Super tropical outside. Gojo, don't you feel like when you go buy Christmas decorations in July, the person's judging you at the counter? No, I did.
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We've known Mike Golick Jr. for a while. I've known Billy forever. You've known Billy for a couple of years now. These two are kindred spirits. We're the same age, Mikey. Mikey, they have more in common than me and Gojo have in common, than you and Gojo have in common, than Gojo has in common with anybody.
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x gotta give it to you x gotta give it to you oh no what is this is that a parrot in the room what what noise is this i flew all the way to the kingdom of my oh god
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Simple questions. Princess Claire, Princess Claire, Princess Claire. Princess Chris called his baby whose name Mina doesn't remember. We shall rename the holiday Claire Giving.
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And so I was like, whoa, what are you doing? You left your computer here. What are you doing? I mean, that was seven hours ago. That was seven hours ago. I swear to God, it was research.
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Strictly in the United States.
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That's all I do is I just put you in a room with Josh Allen.
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What other domains do you own?
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Yes. Yeah. No one's listening.
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I can't believe, like, how's the guy, do you speak to the guy that you bought it from? Because he, I mean, he gave it up for a cheap price.
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You had to be like, was he pretending to be Josh Allen? What was he doing?
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Now, if Josh just won a Super Bowl, like he won a Super Bowl, you guys are big Bills fans, you love Josh Allen, he is God up there. If he won a Super Bowl and called you the next day and said, hey, listen, I won you a Super Bowl, it's miserable in Buffalo. I want the domain name joshallen.com. I made you happy, the happiest you've ever been as a sports fan. I want that thing for free.
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Oh, maybe. Todd, are you looking for a business partner? I mean...
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Wow. I mean, I can help you. You help me. I'll help you. You know what I'm saying?
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Oh, you did. Ron, are you guys constantly scouting out what's going to be next, what hasn't been taken, what's going to be next, what you think is going to be popular, just grabbing domain?
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What's the domain that you bought and then eventually sold? What deal made you the most money in terms of a domain?
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So explain that. Like, so you go, you see, you see a law firm, you grab their, your, their domain name, and then they come calling eventually to buy it from you.
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Do you guys have super wildcard weekend.com? Have you, uh, well, I gotta go to the bathroom. I love Todd. I mean, he's my new business partner. What's the most money you've made on a single deal? Is that an insensitive question? Can you share that with us?
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Every deal is you're making six figures.
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Are you surprised that Josh, are you surprised Josh Allen hasn't sold yet?
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I like it, guys. So essentially, the domain money, it's really money to fund something that's way more important.
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Yeah. Good question. Chargers, Texans, guys. Who do you like in that game? You like the Chargers, Ronnie? Chargers and Texans, for sure. Okay. Bill, you're going to ask him all the games, aren't you?
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Yeah. Listen, there's no competition. You can either bring us in or we're going to end your company. So it's up to you. Whatever you want to do.
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Interesting. The Steelers-Ravens. Yeah, Steelers-Ravens. Who do you like there, guys?
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Listen, you just have to beat Lamar Jackson, and then once you've done that, go to Kansas City and beat Patrick Mahomes. You guys got this.
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How much do you guys dislike Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs?
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Yeah. What happens to the value of the domain if Josh Allen gets bounced out in the second round of the playoffs?
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Really? Is that right? What's the number? If someone called you right now and gave you a number, what's the number?
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Yeah, that you can't say no to, right?
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Yeah, no tickets, no nothing, no meetings with Josh, nothing. Just straight, here's the cash, give me that domain.
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240 in a duffel. I like your style. A duffel bag is much better. What if we just said, hey, you guys, both of you, okay? Ronnie, Todd, both of you, co-hosting the show with us every week. Promote your product. Promote your company all you want.
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Yeah. Just so we're clear, we host a show. It's called God Bless Football. Chris Sims is part of it. Mike Golick is a part of it. We have a lot of big celebrities, big names. We are offering you guys a chance to be a weekly part of our show in exchange for, and we appreciate it, but you get to promote your company, the important stuff, the stuff you're doing with fentanyl. Exactly.
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God bless football. Mikey A? God bless football, Stu Gatz.
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And what we get in return for that is the domain, joshallen.com. What do you think?
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This podcast has won best football podcast in America three out of the last four years. It's a massive podcast with a massive audience.
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He's the guy who travels around with Rob. Okay. You know Papa G? Do you know Big G? You have to.
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Billy, I think we have to have them on for a pick segment. It seems like it.
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Really? I guess. All right. James Franklin is 1-18 in his career versus AP top five teams.
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Would you guys like to join us for a pick segment with Gordy Gronkowski and the crew? I love it. I love it. You're in?
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we'll we'll see you know i'll have to talk to my advisors right well no no we're not asking for anything we're just offering you another opportunity to come on i don't want the domain just i want you to come on with gory that's all come on record yeah yeah okay all right something tells me like ronnie's always wanted to be a sports radio host i think ronnie would take the deal am i wrong ron yeah i love what you guys are doing dude it's uh
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i like what you're doing okay i like what you guys are doing i mean you're making money off phone numbers yeah yeah it's genius uh all right guys this is uh i'll get back to you on the 250 what if i offer 200 right now cash wired right to your account are you serious no he's not no i know
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I think if we just had Ron on this deal would be done already.
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Well, listen, now I know the guy, if I'm serious about this, I know who I got to call and it's Ron. It's not Todd. Okay.
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Yes. All right, guys. I look forward to getting into business with you and being partners with you. I'm going to make this happen. I'm intrigued by what it is you're doing. We're going to be partners soon.
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Chargers, really good. Texans have no idea if they're any good. Buy it down to two and a half. Take the Chargers. They win. They cover the Chargers by 10 points on the road. Ravens, Lamar Jackson, speaking of doing it in the playoffs, minus nine and a half. Take the Ravens. They win. They cover the Ravens by 14 points at home over the Steelers. Bills at home, minus 8.5. Take it on the Broncos.
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Buy it down to 8. Take Buffalo. They win. They cover. Buffalo by 17 points at home. Packers, plus 4.5. They're at Philadelphia. Take it on the Eagles. The Eagles win. The Packers cover. I wanted to say the Packers win. Sirianni gets fired, which might very well happen. But the Eagles win, and they win by a point. Last-second field goal. How about that? But the Pack, they get the cover.
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Yes. 1-18. Let me say that again, okay? Because suddenly, after two playoff wins, he became the greatest postseason coach in the history of college football because he was undefeated in the postseason against teams that had no business being in the postseason. How about that? Okay. And then all of a sudden he became big game James and they get out to a lead last night.
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I'm taking the Packers plus four and a half. Commanders plus three on the road. They're taking on Tampa. Buy it up to three and a half. Take the Commanders. They win the game outright. They beat Tampa by six points. Sorry, Baker Mayfield. And finally, Rams, Vikings in a game that will likely be moved to Arizona. I am taking the Rams here to win the game outright. They cover the spread.
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Well, hold on. Let's get Sims involved here. Sims is saying that we're treating Mike Vrabel like f***ing Vince Lombardi. What are your thoughts?
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The rare game, by the way, that starts as a complete clunker and turns into a classic by the end. I mean, unbelievable. But James Franklin jumps out to the lead and then he does James Franklin type things. And Drew Allard throws a terrible pass middle of the field late in the game. And Notre Dame wins and Penn State loses. And again, 1-18 versus the AP top five ranked teams throughout his career.
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Uh, Sims, you headed to Texas. What's going on here?
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So why is your wife going? Is she going to, like, she wants to be with the family?
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Do you have Sims' kids calling you Uncle Billy?
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Send me whatever you want me to wear. We'll wear it. Yes, I think if you decided to do this for a living, you decided I'm being a whore, Chris.
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Yeah. Yeah. You're right. How do you feel about your chances against Ohio state? Cause it's funny, Ohio state, everyone, the fire ride day. And now they're the most talented team in the country. The favorite to win the national championship.
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Chris, is Steve Sarkisian a coach you could see coaching in the NFL?
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Chris, there are reports that I think five or six teams have reached out to Bill Belichick. Now, Belichick is at North Carolina. Diana Rossini reported that he's staying at North Carolina, at least for now. You know Belichick very well. Is Belichick going to give Carolina at least one season?
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I think the job he wants, if there's an NFL job he wants to punctuate his career with, it would be the New York Giants, right?
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The only thing I'll say about that Chicago job is you have to deal with Jordan Love, the Vikings, and Dan Campbell and Jared Goff for the next 10 years.
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If the Eagles happen to lose this game, is there a chance Nick Sirianni gets fired afterwards?
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All right, well, I was going to say do better, but it's impossible to do worse.
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You know, the Harbaugh one is interesting because he kind of skates by. He's won two playoff games in the last decade and he's had the two-time MVP on his roster.
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Yeah, we have another college football semifinal tonight. Wild Card Weekend is coming up. We're going to discuss all of it, of course, with the guys who secured joshallen.com. I was going to say Chris Sims. And then at the last second, I realized, oh, we have the guys who secure the domain name, which we discussed on the Levitard show earlier this week.
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Chris, after Lamar Jackson, who has the most amount of pressure on them headed into the postseason? I think... I think it's Josh Allen.
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We have the guys who have secured the domain name for Josh Allen. It's JoshAllen.com. We're going to try to pry it away from him. But Chris Sims is going to join us as well. Today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. So, Mikey, Notre Dame.
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So he has an opportunity here, Sims, because you know this. He has an opportunity to erase all the demons. He could beat Tomlin in the first round. He can go to Buffalo, take out Josh Allen in the second round. He can go to Kansas City and take out Mahomes in the AFC championship game just to get to the Super Bowl.
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Yes, this is why you're not invited to the Texas game and me and Mikey. Oh, I'll be there.
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Do you feel like they have, based on what you saw last night, again, started off as a lousy game, turned into a classic. Do you think Notre Dame has a realistic chance against the two teams we're going to see play tonight, which is Ohio State and Texas? Ohio State has suddenly become the greatest team in the country.
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Chris, I want to explore just how far out I can push this. So if I told you I think the Rams are going to make it to the Super Bowl, would you be surprised?
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If I told you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were going to make it to the Super Bowl, you would say what?
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So it seems like you'd be surprised by any team other than Philadelphia or the Lions to make it out of the NFC. Is that fair?
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And in the AFC, if it's any team other than the three teams, Baltimore, Buffalo, Kansas City, are you going to be surprised? Let's say the Chargers make it.
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Now, here's the interesting one. If Cincinnati made the playoffs and then went on to make the Super Bowl, would you have been shocked? No.
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All right, we'll get you out of here in just a second. PFT with Mike Florio. Every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned Podcast, Football Night in America. He's off to Texas. He's going to the Cotton Bowl. But hear me out on this, okay? Because I believe that the Chiefs have a different kind of pressure on them headed into the postseason. Last year, the story was Patrick Mahomes woke up one day.
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They had three road games to win. He called his wife. He said, I decided the Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl, okay? This year, though, Chris, he has one of the most coveted things in the sports. It reminds me of the Patriots. where they have a bye week, they have two home games to get to a Super Bowl. You have to take advantage of those opportunities.
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And if you're chasing Tom Brady to be the all-time great, you need to be the all-time best quarterback in NFL history. You need to do things that Tom has never done and no quarterback has ever done. And winning three straight is one of those things. There is some pressure here on the Chiefs to get it done right now.
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All right, but knowing Patrick the way you know Patrick, like he knows that, right? He knows he's – Yes.
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All right, Chris, enjoy the weekend. Get off to Texas. Listen, the plane takes off when you get there. We all know that.
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So you're saying Ohio State's best is better than Notre Dame's best. If they both came out and played their best games, their A games, their absolute best games, Ohio State is going to beat Notre Dame.
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right i'll drive i'll drive we'll do ships mikey will drive and you and i will sit in the back seat and smoke weed sims let's go i can't even believe that's such a gummies only in the car yeah he's so upset look at him he's crushed right now he wants to go to tank he wants to go to the cotton bowl well where's the problem dallas why don't you fly into somewhere else and then just drive from there in texas you have a private plane you just tell him wherever the land
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Air Sims. You're Sims. The plane's called Big S***.
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It was Danny Dimes, wasn't it?
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I love you guys. All right, good luck getting to Texas, man. Sorry about that.
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Enjoy Super Wild Card Weekend. You'll figure out a way. You're sick.
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No, I called Super Wild Card Weekend. I don't give a shit what they canceled.
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Unwilling to do that. Gordy, Gordy, I tried, listen, I was negotiating. Okay. And your name came up because we said, listen, If you give us the joshallen.com domain for $100,000 less, perhaps, we could get you in a room or a suite with Gordy Gronkowski.
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The Gullocks have to be happy this morning, huh?
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I think he went two and up. Oh, did he really?
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No, no, I would say if Golik, if Senior merely made it up for the game, like he stayed up for the entire game, that's the latest he's been up in a long time. Yeah. Yeah.
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Actually, what I heard last week was Gordy say for the first time he'll go opposite Mojo.
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All right, so we're just going to do this because we have, ShareBear's not here. We don't have Mike Rollis. We don't have Mojo. We don't have K-Funk. So you ready?
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We're picking six games. Are you telling me before the games are played that K-Punk has already got 0-6?
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Are we picking college games this week? No college this week?
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We have one game we can do. We have the game tomorrow, Billy. Fair enough. I get it.
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Let's just agree on this, that K-Funk is 0-7 now, okay? Okay. He's going to have a heart attack.
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Yeah, well, listen, in James Franklin's defense, and it's tough to defend a guy who's won an 18 versus the AP top five since he started coaching at Penn State, but in his defense, what Penn State at least proved to me is that they belonged in college football's final four. They did. They played very, very well.
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All right, so you ready? You guys ready to do this?
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Because Carl's got to get out of here. This is his car. He's on his way to work. So we got to get him out of here. Let's go out to the first game wildcard weekend. Chargers at Texans. Texans are three point underdogs at home. They haven't been playing well. Chargers playing very, very well. So I'll go to you first, Gordy. Gordy, Chargers are minus three at Houston. Who are you taking here?
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All right, Billy, you have ShareBear's picks?
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Okay, and K-Funk is 0-1, and Mojo is 1-0. Carl Douglas, Chargers at Texans. Chargers are minus three. Mikey A., thank you for that joke. I'm not going to stop saying it. Chargers are minus three at the Texans. Who you got, Carl?
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All right. Carl is taking the Chargers. Next game is Steelers at Ravens. Ravens minus nine and a half points at home. Carl, I'll start with you. Who are you taking here?
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You're going with the Steelers and you're giving your own company credit for the Steelers getting the job.
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I love that. What if the Ravens were a client? You would have taken them?
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All right, so Mojo, we have to be quick and we have to be efficient here. By the way, Mojo, if you want to drop back off, we already gave you an undefeated week. Oh, sweet!
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Don't pick a thing, Mojo. Don't. You're good. Sweet. Just hang around here.
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That's an athletic team, played very, very well, and had every chance to win that game, especially at the end. They had chances, Mike.
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So, Mojo, what would you like to do? Do you want to pick the games or not? I'll pick the games. Let's pick them. All right, listen, no pressure. You're undefeated, okay? Chargers at Texans, Texans plus three at home. What are you taking there?
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OK, yeah, we're back. We're back on track here. So next game, Broncos at Bills. Bills minus eight and a half. Billy, who did Rollins and Cher Bear take here?
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Gordy, Bills. I know who Gordy's taking. Bills minus eight and a half.
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You know who I'm taking? I think you're taking the Bills, Gordy.
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Paul Douglas, who are you taking here? Bills minus eight and a half at home, taking on Bo Nix and the Broncos.
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All right. Bills win, Broncos cover. Mojo, who are you taking?
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All right. Lord, I'm texting you right now who it was. Yeah, I knew it wasn't me. Wait, so, Gordy, he's going to text you who it was, and then feel free to share it with us if you think it's okay.
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Right. Did you feel bad for Allard?
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Thank you, Barry. Thank you, Barry. Appreciate it.
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I'm sorry. Carl, our apologies. No problem.
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Packers at Eagles. Eagles minus four and a half. Who are you taking, Carl?
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All right. Taking the Eagles. I'm going to get you out of here, Carl. Commanders at Bucs. Bucs minus three. Who are you taking?
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All right, Carl. Promote that law firm before you get out of here.
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You make a bad decision, you live with it. It happens. Yeah, but he's going to think about that decision every day for the remainder of his life.
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All right. And, Carl, we wish you luck with all the fires and everything going on out there. You'll be in our thoughts and our prayers the entire weekend. You, your friends, your family, everyone. Good luck to you, and hopefully you guys get through it.
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He is fantastic. I love that man. All right. So where we leave off. So Gordy Packers at Eagles, Eagles minus four and a half. Will you take it?
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Okay. Did Mojo send you the name yet?
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Gordy, I'm tempted to tell you just to go check the text and then come back to the Zoom.
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Commanders at Bucs. Gordy, do I need to skip you here?
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Bucs are minus three at home against the Commanders.
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Billy, who did ShareBear and Rollins take for this game? ShareBear took the Bucs. Rollins took the Bucs. All right, Mojo, who are you going with? Commanders at Bucs. Bucs minus three at home.
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Yeah. I felt great for the rest of the country because for one more week, we get to see Marcus Freeman. Chris Sims are the guys who own the domain for JoshAllen.com. Next.
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But they're different people, right?
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Is Mojo.com available by the way? Nice. Do we know if Mojo.com is available? I don't know. All right, so Gordy, promote your great company on the way out here. We appreciate you guys taking the time to do this again.
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We love you, Gordy. You are fantastic. You're certain you don't know these guys in Buffalo? I mean, yeah.
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Oh, on the side. Wow, I can't wait. All right, Mojo, on the way out here, promote whatever it is you want to promote, only the way you get.
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talking to the owners of joshallen.com uh because we were discussing on the show todd better get back here because i have questions okay all right todd good you can stay you can stay off to the side it's fine as long as you can hear me and we can hear you uh we were discussing on the show
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How disappointed we were in ourselves for not securing certain domains that have been sold since for many, many, many millions of dollars, including stuff like birds.com or cars.com. How did I not grab that domain? Why did you guys grab the domain? Josh Allen.com.
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How much did you buy it for, if you don't mind me asking?
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Okay. And what are you selling it? Because I'm going to try to buy it from you, just so you know. But what are you trying to sell it for now?
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300, wow. If you're Josh Allen. Right.
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There's a cardboard cutout of Josh Allen right behind Todd's business partner, but Todd was standing in the way of it. Yeah. I was thinking TB 12, to be honest with you, go ahead.
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Oh my. So you, listen, you have ensured that if Josh Allen wants a domain that he has to go through you guys to get said domain.
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How are you feeling about all this?
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That's a good job by you guys. Well, I'm happy to hear you're doing something productive other than securing domain names, okay? You guys are helping people.
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What if I offered you $250,000 today? What would you say to me?
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Well, no. We were talking about Vrabel and making the point that he took Ryan Tannehill to the number one seed in the AFC. How do you feel about the Dolphins' chances of making it here? A lot needs to happen. I mean, Denver needs to lose. The Dolphins need to win. They need to beat the Jets. This is the kind of game the Jets normally win. But how do you feel about your chances here?
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I can't wait because... Chris Sims was bashing. I can't wait for Sims today because Sims was bashing Tua and Tua's effort and Tua's play in big games for the Dolphins saying he hasn't been very good. So this is going to be interesting to see what Sims has to say and what you have to say to Chris Sims about this. But how do you feel about your chances? I don't know.
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It all gets down to Kansas City. Is Kansas City like – To Mikey's point earlier, he just mentioned Carson Wentz. He actually did make a point. But try telling Carson Wentz this game doesn't mean anything.
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Billy, I got a sneaky feeling the Dolphins are going to get in. I do.
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I could see both of you joking in this game, man. What happened to him?
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Right, I'm with Mikey on this. Cincinnati beats Pittsburgh on Saturday, and then at 1 o'clock, I believe that's a 1 o'clock kick, right? Kansas City and Denver?
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What was I thinking, by the way? That would be... 10 a.m. in Denver, I think. But I do think Kansas City is going to win that game. And I think the Dolphins are going to beat the Jets because the Jets have no interest in winning that game. And Aaron Rodgers had no interest in playing football. So how about that?
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How much time do you think? I mean, I'm tired of him assessing.
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I don't care. Take all the time you want. Just don't come back to our team. He's cut by Friday.
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The Louis Riddick, huh? Yeah, we'll see. Sweet Lou. I mean, I love that Mike Tannenbaum is going to hire all the guys at ESPN to run the New York Jets. This is amazing.
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Is that what you have Greeny doing? People... I'm sending Greeny a text about getting Breezall on. Yeah.
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That's true. Does Herm Edwards have a position? I mean... Yeah, Herm will do something. Somebody's going to coach the defensive backs. He's a former Jets coach, so he'll have a position. All the former Jets coaches work for ESPN.
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The only thing I'll say, the only guy who embraced being the Jets head coach and really loved, truly loved it and made the fans feel like he was in the fight with them is Rex Ryan.
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See, Billy thinks it's easy to send a hey, big dog text until you actually fire it up and it's sitting there and you have to hit send and then you don't know what to hit send.
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Mikasa Tsukasa. I can't wait to record with you next week. And Golik is sleeping on that couch behind me.
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They'll be calling him Grandpa by the end of the week.
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You'll have your kids written into the will.
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Tricky week, but here we go. Bengals minus 2 at the Steelers on Saturday. I'm taking Cincinnati here. They win. They cover. They leave themselves a shot to make it to the playoffs. We'll see what happens. The Bengals win and cover. The Bengals by 8 points on the road over Pittsburgh. The Packers minus 10. They're taking on the Bears. Buy it down to 9.5. Take Green Bay. They win by 17 points.
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The Packers cover. The Commanders minus 5 at Dallas. Commanders win and cover on the road. Commanders by 10 points over the Cowboys. Bucs minus 13.5. They're taking on the Saints. They're at home. They win. They're in. Baker Mayfield, I'm taking that guy. Buy it down to 13. The Bucs win and they cover. The Bucs by 21 points over the Saints. The Chiefs plus 10.5. They're at Denver.
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Denver needs to win to get in. They're going to win. They're just not going to cover. Don't tell Carson Wentz this game doesn't mean anything. How about that? I don't know what it means. Well, I do know what it means. It means the Chiefs cover. Broncos win. They go to the playoffs. Broncos by four points. The Chiefs get the cover, plus ten and a half. Chargers, minus four and a half on the road.
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They're taking on the Raiders. Buy it down to four. The Chargers win, and they cover the Chargers by ten points on the road. Big game, Sunday night, Vikings, Lions, winner, one seed, loser, likely facing Baker Mayfield. Jesus Christ, this game is for everything. I can't believe it. The Lions are three-point favorites. We have doubted the Minnesota Vikings the entire season. I doubt them no more.
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How about that? You know what the D in Darnold stands for? Doubt them no more. Vikings, they're plus two and a half, buy it up to three. They're going to win the game outright. They're going to be the one seed. The Vikings win by four points over the Lions. Those are the picks, everyone. Good luck. I want to tell you a story. I'm serious here.
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My wife and my two daughters, they begged me to buy a Peloton. So I bought a Peloton. And then I watched that Peloton sit in my office and stare at me. So you know what I did one day? I looked at it. And so I decided to get off my ass and I jumped on the Peloton because no one else was using it and I paid for it. I mean, so why not? Then I realized eventually that they bought it for me.
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And I got to tell you, way more challenging than I could have ever imagined. Peloton coaches are walking the walk. I love the coaches. I do the Grateful Dead one. It's fantastic. They have a sub three hour marathon runner, military trained athlete, a former college basketball player, and so many other well-rounded coaches on their team.
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All this experience really shows in their classes, which are never short of challenging, especially for me. So I jumped on it that first time. It was challenging, more challenging than I thought. Then I wanted to beat the bike. And so I kept jumping on it. And I absolutely love it. I mean, I'm the only one who uses it. But again, they got it for me. I mean, I had no idea.
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Excuse me, sir. We're trying to get you out of your dinner plans, man.
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I don't hear everyone making an uproar about that one today. I mean, I know exactly right.
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God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Stugatz. They lost to Northern Illinois. I mean... They did. Northern Illinois lost to Ball State. Ball State might be the worst team in all of college football. I mean, it's unbelievable.
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I thought if Oregon came back, but Ohio State still won the game, they were going to fire Ryan Day afterwards. Seriously, seriously. Right.
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So you're going to the, so you're going to the cotton bowl. That's it.
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She likes to blow through your money. So you're rooting for Texas? Nothing tells me you'll be fine paying slightly more than what you were going to pay had she booked it the day before. You'll be fine, Chris.
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Put us there as your kicker in regulation is trying to win the game and he hits the upright. Are you cursing him out? What are you doing there?
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Chris, I feel like they should start at the Elite Eight. There's no need for more than eight playoff teams. Like – They needed that. The committee needed that game to be close yesterday. They got a close game. Arizona State is a deserving team that probably would have been left out of a 14 playoff. So I feel like eight teams is the right amount of teams.
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All right. Billy, you were shocked that Chris has never taken his kids to a Texas game.
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Did you make it up till midnight on New Year's or what happened?
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Right. You have some friends over or how that kept the low key.
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Since we're trying to get Billy out of dinner plans tonight, what's your go-to excuse when you want to get out of dinner plans? Work, right?
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Right. Just kick the can down the road. That's all.
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PFT with Mike Florio every day. A peacock, the unbuttoned podcast football night in America. Final week of the regular season. NFL is coming up. It flies by every single year. Chris. I saw your piece, by the way, last week. You went to D.C. You spent some time with Jade and Daniels. And I was thinking on the field, it's obvious how talented he is.
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But that's that's the exact kind of kid or person you want to be the CEO of your franchise. He is grounded. He is confident off the field, on the field. He seems like a guy who's never going to do the wrong thing, say the wrong thing. He's that kind of guy. He's that guy, Chris.
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What has been your assessment of Michael Penix through two games?
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yeah rust all four teams lost in the rest versus rust debate rust has there been one good game so far in the college football playoff so there were five deserving teams five yeah it was one very good game one very good one legendary classic game very good greatest game in ncaa tournament history all right now we're getting way ahead of ourselves
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Wait, so I kill you're the coach who said you're not playing. And he said, you want playing?
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Chris, this is so tricky for the Chiefs because I've seen teams and coaches do it. I've seen Bill Parcells with your dad play his starters when they've already clinched home field throughout the playoffs. So is Andy Reid doing the right thing here?
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I will say if you have the ability to keep Joe Burrow out of the playoffs, you should probably take that opportunity.
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But, Billy, there was one of the eight games played, one of them was good. You have a team, one SEC team in the Final Four. One SEC team. That team was playing in the Big 12 a couple of years ago. I mean, enough with college football.
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Chris, the only difference is that's the one matchup they play in with a quarterback. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but the quarterback thinks he's the better quarterback on the field.
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I'm already feeling bad for Lamar Jackson, Chris, because the rap on him is do it in the postseason. He's won the MVP multiple times. He might win it again this year. But if it holds, if the seeding holds right now, Lamar Jackson is going to have to beat Josh Allen in Buffalo. And then if he does that, he's likely going to have to beat Mahomes in Kansas City.
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No, I'm just saying for all the SEC zealots who think their conference is the greatest conference, guess what? It's not. Oh. It's not. It's a big time. Geez. Wow. For now. I mean, you have two big times at independent and an SEC school.
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Billy, did you just put the Dolphins in the playoffs? Is that what I heard there? You never know. You know what Sims had to say about Tua in big games last week?
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Pro management guy. Wait, so what happens here? What happens with Sam Darnold? I keep telling you the Vikings are going to have a tough time walking away from Sam Darnold. So if Sam Darnold... What kind of money is Darnold looking at next year, Chris?
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Well, let's let's let's delve into that, because who's the lesser of the two evils with Penn State and Notre Dame?
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Are we going to be witnessing Aaron's final game in the NFL this weekend?
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This is an interesting one to me. Saquon Barkley has a chance to break the single season rushing record. The Eagles are not going to play him. They're playing the Giants. Are they doing right by Saquon Barkley? Barkley said he's at peace with it. I'm not certain that he is. Are the Eagles doing right by Saquon Barkley?
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Okay, so if Sirianni loses in the first round, is he getting fired? Because there's a good chance he might. I mean, Chris, they're going to have a tough matchup.
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They lost to Northern Illinois. Yeah. Yeah.
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I mean, Chris, we're talking about Green Bay or Washington. I mean, the NFC's a gauntlet, man.
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i mean we always have that yeah but the sign then means something and then the whole golden dome and all that nonsense but they have to win it all right they have to win it all for that to mean something yeah yeah yeah you could play like a runner-up today exactly they've done that today i think we should set an impossible standard for that sign to mean something again like they not only have to win the championship but they got to win it by like 24 points back to back
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Well, pie chart it for us, okay? Brady, Belichick, cheating, Chris Sims. Pie chart it for us. Yeah, where are you on the cheating scale? How much did you help them?
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What an interrogation that is going on right now. I'm just saying.
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We're always asking whenever we go out to Arizona, and we've been there a couple of times since we started God Bless Football, if we could stay at the Golik's house. I think you should have Golik stay at your house. I'm assuming he's coming down for the Orange Bowl, Penn State, Notre Dame on Thursday. I think this next week on God Bless Football, you need to. Are you looking for a gold jersey?
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Chris, when you woke up this morning, okay? And you should be, by the way. I don't know what Billy's doing. But when you woke up this morning and you said, hey, I got my show to do. I'm going to go on Dan Patrick. Yeah, name drop. Did you think at all, DP, right? Did you think at all someone's going to interrogate me about the fleet?
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But, Chris, there is nothing more fun than playing on, like, a six-foot or seven-foot hoop. I mean, you feel like Akeem Elijah. You feel like Ewing. Yeah.
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pft with mike florio every day on peacock the unbuttoned podcast football night in america lions and vikings coming up on sunday night final question before uh before we get you out of here uh because mikey is right there aren't a ton of games with a ton of consequences but seating is still up for grabs and i am wondering here who would you rather face okay would you rather face the rams or tampa they're both scary
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I asked that question because the consolation prize for the team that loses Sunday night is going to Tampa to play Baker.
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Right. Chris, I'm just saying like Washington, the Lions or Vikings, whoever loses has had a great season, might be the second best team in the NFC. And yet Washington, in my opinion, I'd rather play the Bucs. I'd rather play the Rams at home than the Bucs. I don't want anything to do with Baker Mayfield. Like Washington to me has a better matchup than a team that has three losses this season.
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All right. PFT with Mike Florio on podcast, the Unbuttoned podcast as well. On Peacock, excuse me. The Unbuttoned podcast as well. Football Night in America, Sunday Night Football, Lions and Vikings. Apologies for the interrogation, man. Yeah, sorry.
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I don't want to get, you know, I want you to invite him one time and see if he shows up. Go ahead. Invite.
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You reach out to Sark after the game, a couple of sideline passes. What happened?
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He's got to call Sark, Billy. See you, guys.
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If Mike stays at your house, Mike's assuming he's taking your bed.
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Gojo would sleep on that thing. That's the problem. Gojo will do it. Gojo will do it. You don't want that. He'll never leave. I'll tell you this.
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Who are you rooting for? Who am I rooting for?
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I'm always rooting for the Gullicks, man. I'm rooting for the Gullicks. Guys, we don't know anyone affiliated with Penn State. What do we care? I want the Gullicks to be happy. No, we don't.
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Yeah, but I want them to be happy. I'll still have the Penn State jokes, though. The James Franklin jokes.
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Come on, guys. We're not going to root for Notre Dame. We love Smetty and we love the Gullicks.
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yes now who would okay so max funny would be them losing to to ryan day right like that's um i guess
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We'll see how happy he is about Texas. No, I know, but I'm with Mikey A on this. I think a national championship with Notre Dame winning it means more to the Gullicks than if Texas wins a national championship. Okay, hold on a second. You'd hate for Sims to get smug, huh? Wait a second. Billy, I want Gullicks versus Sims. No, I do want this now.
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Wow. I think if he wins a national championship, I'll be at Notre Dame for the next three decades. Oh yeah. No, he doesn't. Yeah, exactly. Right. Wait, hold on. Is there a Keith Mitchell on Notre Dame? What name did he say?
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By the way, our thoughts and prayers, and we should have started here, go out to all the families that were impacted by the tragic events that took place New Year's morning in New Orleans. And so we had the game delayed yesterday. Notre Dame beat Penn. Notre Dame won that game. They'll advance to the semifinals to take on Penn State. You have Texas, Ohio State.
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But our thoughts and prayers do go out to all the families. And it's hard to transition out of that, but I'll try. The NFL, guys, we have a big weekend as well. And Stu, you got picks. Those picks are coming up. I'm on fire. I've had a great year. They're coming up. Chris Sims is going to join us as well. What do you have, Billy?
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Stu Gatz, you interviewed Louis Riddick for your GM opening, reportedly. How do you feel about that? It's an odd thing that Louis Riddick's name comes up every single year for some sort of GM. I just... He never gets the job. I'm not saying he wouldn't be good at it. He just never gets the job.
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Hold on a second, because I think one of the jobs that he definitely coveted was Ohio State. But there's no way Ohio State is getting rid of Ryan Day after what he did to Oregon. There's no it's not happening. We'll see. It's early. Billy, you think Ryan Day could be fired if they lose to Texas? No. Early. What do you mean? It's early.
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Did he do enough in Tennessee to override whatever lack of success he has?
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You know, the Patriots have it out. The Patriots have a quarterback, Billy. They also have the number one pick in the draft. They'll probably get Travis Hunter if they want him. We'll see. I mean, I would love to have Rabel. I would. That would be great. So listen, this is a guy who took Ryan Tannehill as Mikey just pointed. Ryan Tannehill. Yeah. Who will one seed in the AFC.
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And I believe they went to two AFC championship games. I could be. I know they went to one. And perhaps they went to a second. If you could take Ryan Tannehill to a one seed in an AFC championship game, you're a good coach.
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Why are you begging him to come back?
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The last three minutes of that game were terrifying and exhilarating all at once. When you talk about relief, I think it was because 3-0, all of a sudden, three straight losses. The way it played out. And everybody's mentioning 1942, and this is what's facing you all of a sudden. And you not only raised the Stanley Cup, but at the same time, you avoid eternal infamy.
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Because you're right, the Panthers would have been completely mocked as the epitome of choking, of can't win it all, of losing in front of your home fans. That's why I wrote that this was the most extreme possible championship match that I've ever experienced.
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I did feel mildly exonerated if I'm being honest because you know there was a lot of heat on me for having what people called a ridiculous opinion and on some level I'm certain it was but I made pretty clear that what I meant was this guy
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Will Manso of TV and, you know, Roy and Dwork. Of TV. TV's Will Manso.
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No, I know all the stations, but there's too many. He's not here to take a quiz. Exactly. Thank you, Billy. He won a cup. Literally, literally too many people I didn't know came up to me.
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How many? Give me a number. 25 or 30. All right. So you are a conquering hero.
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And not to Steve Levy and not to some media, but to my media. To your media. To my immediate media.
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Okay, get in line, Mark. Yes.
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Steve, this is a parochial opinion, but I find the Panthers to be a particularly likable team, and I'm wondering if you agree. And mostly, describe Paul Maurice to someone who's never met him or talked to him, because I think he's a breath of fresh air.
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Ron, I have two quick questions. Number one, what land animal is most likely and capable of eating the Stanley Cup?
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What if you put the scent of meat all over the Stanley Cup?
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Okay, thank God for that. Now, here's my other question. I just read 3.5 billion birds in America every year die from flying into panes of glass. Yes. Is that a survival of the fittest thing where we say, ah, birds are dumb? Or is there something that should be done to save birds?
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Go get some, Roy. Roy, any chance?
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
I was thinking, in all sports, that has to be the greatest job title. Keeper of the Cup. What a great job title.
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We're new to hockey down here. But anyway, Dan, imagine if someone says to you, hey, what do you do for a living? And you pull out a business card and it says keeper of the cup. It's pretty good.
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But how many Gabe 7 opportunities are you going to get? Nobody said he couldn't afford it. I understand that.
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But it was game seven.
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No, but when you feel like you're going to puke and you see someone else puked in, then your feeling for puking, it goes away. I'm telling you, that's how it works.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
That's a terrible job by you guys. You should be ashamed of yourselves, all of you. You would have been embarrassed.
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You're right about game seven.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
Was he really? Yes. He was in attendance. So you're saying there's not a lot of Daves in Russia.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
In fairness to Ryan Clark, Dave is a very popular name in Russia. David.
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Kachuk has the cup on a golf cart right now. He's driving around Fort Lauderdale.
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Are we talking hundreds, thousands? Compare it to the people at the Coney Parade. Dozens. Dozens. It's not going to be hundreds. No, no. It was in the hundreds.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
They're doing it on a weekend. At least that's what I'm being told. That's what's being reported right now. Like, I don't like that on a Sunday. Like, don't give me a parade on a Saturday or Sunday. Thursday, Wednesday, Friday.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
That's the way you gotta do it. They want their Saturdays to themselves.