Stugotz
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
Is the cereal still in the Wheaties box above your left shoulder?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
I'm going to ask you, in this clip that you're playing here, Am I telling my son why people don't like him? Or am I saying why I don't like him?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
All right, I'd like to hear this. My son's at an age at 16 where his friends, they're all on social media, and his friends say, hey, look at this clip. It's your dad on the Levitard show, you know, the other day. And okay, you know, my son's not that impressed with it, but he then sees, he looks at the comments, you know, and my son says, I gotta tell you, the comments, people really liked you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
And I go, it's just it'll even out. All right. Don't worry about that. And then he says, I'll tell you who they don't like. I'm like, oh, OK. He goes, that Samson guy. And that's why I laughed. And he doesn't know who he is, though. I said, you know who David Samson is like. He thinks he's just a personality on your show. And I guess that makes sense.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
If you're 16 and David Sampson hasn't been the president of the Marlins in, what, seven years? Like, it makes sense. Like, yeah, he was the president of the Marlins. He swindled the city and got the stadium. Like, you know, everybody hates him. They're cheap. Whatever.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
Yeah. That's it. That's what you lead with, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
Yeah. So he has been introduced to David. You know what they don't like? That Sampson guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
So again, that's not me saying that. That's why people don't like him because they believe he swindled the city. But you said it. I'm giving him the reason why people don't like him. I don't believe that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
Why do they hate him? Well, because they think this. That doesn't mean I think it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
No, I think Chris is right. I want to know for how long you thought of it. You thought to yourself, is this an alligator?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
I mean, it is what it is. I'm just living my life. Who's he created tensions with?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
Yeah, I love those movies so much. So let's start with blockers, though. Blockers, it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, but it is filthy raunchy. So what's the age where you should not be watching with your teenage son? He's got two sons. How old are your sons? 16 and 13. And my wife and I, who love this movie, we watched it with our son probably when he was 14.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
When you wrote or co-wrote Central Intelligence, do you have The Rock and Kevin Hart in mind for those roles while you're writing it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
What was rock like working with on a comedy?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
This is largely performative, but we need to establish some reasonable doubt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
I always like leaving Dan on high.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: I'm Here, I've Lived, How About You?
You know what it means when you have four Zagakis, Dan? I don't. You don't have one. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: I'm Here, I've Lived, How About You?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
Ron, good seeing you again, sir.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Larrañaga With The Dunk
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
You and think pieces. I got to tell you, I was thinking about think pieces the entire day yesterday.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
It's a terrible sell. Like, because I don't want to think. Don't tell me it's a think piece. I just want to read your column, be done with it, move on to the next. If I read anything at all. What I don't want to do is have to think too much. Okay. Yes. I mean, you're right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Weird icebreaker. Did she introduce you to her dad? Yeah, here's my dead dad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
You can't forgive Uncle Frank. That can't be forgiven. Maybe trusting Uncle Frank in the first place was the problem. It's a Mark Andrews situation for Uncle Frank.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Geez, man. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
She laughed out loud at that, by the way. Yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Thank you. Stugatzbook.com.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That's exactly what ends up happening, apparently, is that... Parts of the enamel of the teeth remain. The soft tissue, of course, will be cremated, but the enamel and some bone fragments remain. But then, Katie, you're right. They just grind them up into a little powder and throw it on in. Wow. How do they grind them?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Katie? It's pretty standard.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Championship weekend, I mean.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
You're right. Really diving right into this, man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Katie, how did it feel just being a sports fan? How'd that feel?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Katie, I listened to the first episode and you and Stavros were just basically cracking up the entire time on hating on each other's fandoms and creating sort of mini rivalries within it. So how much of this is going to be just celebrating sports versus kind of enjoying that friendly, you know, shit talk?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
He wants to know your pitch to the people who don't realize what it is you're doing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That's a good guess.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Their salespeople are assassins. I'm serious. I mean, they are crazy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
They feast on panicked flight.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Because he's getting better. He's getting a little bit better. He's getting better. I will say he's getting better.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
But he's getting better.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Hey friends, it's JerBear here and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the US population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
How about rings plus minus? Throw Michael's rings in a box. Throw Jokic's rings in a box. Michael has six. He has one plus five. How about that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
And let's be honest. I mean, he had 27 points, 13 rebounds, 10 assists, one block, four steals last night. Yeah. Average game. It's boring, though. Below average game. His game, his offensive game is not aesthetically pleasing. Let's put it that way. Dunk once in a while. He doesn't care why should we.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
He has four straight games with triple doubles, and he has not played a single minute in the fourth quarter in any of those games. One trick pony, this guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That's all he needs? Just get him five?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
But instead, he's top three in the NBA in points, rebounds, and assists per game, and no one's done that since 1969-70 season. Tack on a ring.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
He'd be thrilled. Now, is he choosing between that and a basketball career? Meaning, has he played basketball already? Has he made enough money? Yes, it's right now. If you tell him right now. That's tough. I think he'd go shepherd.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Shepherd. I say that with confidence.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
I mean, he does have the opportunity right now to go do it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
He's shooting 47.5% from three.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
56% on open threes. That's insane.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
He's got a roadie at Minnesota, at Chicago, at New York, at Philadelphia, at Charlotte.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Oh, wow. We're not getting it, man. I know I'm right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Your teeth are going with you to the grave.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Right, that's good. You can't say that about everyone. No, it's unusual.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
You think it's just a pile of dust and some teeth? I think when you open the grave many years later, you just see the teeth.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That's odd. I mean, let it go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
That dude went to Madison Square Garden. Looking for it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
It is when the Knicks win. It is when the Knicks win. They go to the conference finals.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Aber weißt du was, Roy? Es ist verständlich. Hey, es ist ein Spiel zwischen diesen beiden Teams. Klar, dieser Typ hat das Spiel verletzt. Es ist eine tolle Erfahrung. Ich würde gerne in ein Spiel gegen mein Lieblings-Team gehen. Was nicht verständlich ist, ist, dass jemand für ein Team, das nicht hier ist, aufsteht. Richtig. He knew what he was doing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Come on. Wild Billy Wednesday, already too wild. Wild Billy Wednesday. Give us some hints, some notes. You don't have to say the whole thing, but just kind of like, what's the theory around?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
It's not an accident and it's not an innocent bystander. Again, we don't condone violence. But he's not innocent in this. He went to go instigate. It's no different from people that go to women's rights marches and be like, go back to the kitchen. Yeah, someone's going to haul off and smack you at some point if you're being disrespectful in that way because you knew what this was about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Nein, ich bin mir selbst verabschiedet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Wiederum, wir verurteilen keine Gewalt. Du hast recht, sie sollten nicht gewaltig gewesen sein. Aber mein Punkt ist, sie sind nicht weggegangen. Knocking on doors. Are you a Pacer fan? Hey man, here's some traction. They didn't do that. He went to them. He was asking for it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
And then the next level of that is, we should not be rewarding these people. We should not be rewarding these people. Here's a trip to Indiana and tickets to the game. Absolut nicht. Denn es wird immer noch dieses Schreien für Aufmerksamkeit sein. Es klingt so, als würdest du all die Beleidigung von den Leuten, die Trash gespielt haben, entfernen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
I love this theory. Nom de what? Ich bin Ben Axelrod.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Ich bin nicht so wütend. Ich möchte das als die Show weitergehen, aber wir müssen natürlich mit der WC-Finale gestern anfangen. Ist es ein größeres Gefühl in den Sportmedien als Verdächtigkeit? Dann etwas zu sagen und es dann für zwei Quartiere zu haben und zu sagen, oh Mann, vielleicht war ich falsch.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
If it were guaranteed, then we would be impressed by Greg's prediction.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Mike, let me ask you a question. Once upon a time, I believe, not too long ago, you said something like, that's why blowouts don't happen in hockey. Und von meiner Sicht, drei der letzten vier Panther-Games haben Blöcke gemacht. Was ist mit dem Eindruck, dass sie Hockey-Spieler sind, sie kämpfen hart, sie werden nie verletzt, weil sie mehr interessieren.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
It's a hill to die on, shout out to Jamel Hill, because this is what you said after Game 7 of Nuggets Clippers, which was a blowout. You said, see, that never happens in hockey. I mean, it rarely ever does.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Three out of the last four Panthers games have been blown. Are you talking about Game 7s? I'm talking about three out of the last four Panther hockey playoff games.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Und dann passiert die zweite Halbzeit und du sitzt zurück und sagst, ich habe euch die Arschlöcher gesagt. Oh man, that was so fun watching. So fun watching Shea Gildas Alexander just turn it on and just destroy the Wolves. And it's crazy, because I'm in a group chat with my buddies, and they were killing him. It's like, the guy's a foul baiter, he's not fun to watch.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
No sweep. They didn't get swept. Oh yeah, right. Brenda Moore.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Jesus. Juju, please put it on the poll. Guy who calls an arena a barn.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
And every single shot he hit in that second half, I was like, was that not fun? Was that not fun? How much more fun can it get? And I'm wondering, is this an internet thing, that Shea Gildas Alexander is not a fun player to watch, or is this a, he plays in Oklahoma, and ipso facto.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Das ist Playoff-Hockey. Das ist Dugacis Musik.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Ich schwöre Gott, er macht gerade Namen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Ich vermute, dass Mike ein paar Probleme hat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Juju hat gesagt, dass nicht ein 5-2-Winn dich als Badass machen würde. Kannst du das Wort unmittelbar benutzen, ohne das Wort Gewalt zu benutzen? Mike hat gesagt, dass es unmittelbare Gewalt ist. Und ich dachte, da muss Gewalt drin sein. Unmittelbarer Desaster. Oh, Desaster. Das ist ein Metall-Sand.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Desaster. Gewalt, Desaster und Gewalt?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
You're lying. I'm dead serious. Because I travel a lot, I have this level of status where sometimes they will pick me up in the cart to take me to the gate. So the guy texts me and he says, hey, I'm here. I'm still going through security. And he signed it Rodney. And so when I got through security, I'm looking for... Ich schaue nach einem schwarzen Mann und es ist ein weißer Mann auf der Fahrt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Ich sage, Rodney? Er sagt, ja. Wie geht's, Michel? Ich sage, okay. Und das ganze Zeit, als er in der Fahrt fuhr, dachte ich mir, ein weißer Rodney. Hast du seinen letzten Namen gefragt? Nein, ich war furchtbar.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Was wäre der letzte Name, der das justizieren würde?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Put it on the poll, Juju. Did you know that Rod Thorne's middle name was King? Hahaha. Rodney Kingthorn. Rod Brendamore is a Roderick, not a Rodney.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Maybe, yeah, but they're not making white Rodneys anymore, are they?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Rodney Dangerfield is a good one, that's right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
I gotta tell you, is Rod Stewart a Rodney? Wow, Billy Wednesday.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Ja, nur die ESPN-Analytics sagten gestern, dass die Wolves eine 70%-Chance hatten, Game 1 zu gewinnen, von der ich keine Ahnung habe, woher die Mathematik kam. Aber ja, die Betting Odds sind in Führung.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
No, I don't. Look, it's game one. And if you're Minnesota, Chris Finch tells them, hey guys. Wir sind zurückgekommen, wir haben Spiel 2 gewonnen, und wir haben das, wofür wir kamen. Ich glaube nicht, dass es eine Verkürzung ist. Vor allem, weil wir wissen, dass Oklahoma City bestimmte Dinge nicht mag. Sie mögen es nicht, wenn eine Zone gespielt wird.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Und Jalen Williams ist immer noch nach oben und nach unten. Das ist nicht wirklich das gewisse Spiel. Wie hat Gobert in der Zone gespielt?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
I think... He was pretty effective.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Yeah, but it's tough when you're playing four on five. Against that defense in particular. And it's funny, because Mike, the way you were describing the Panthers, it's kind of like the Thunder. I was explaining this to my friend yesterday, and I was like, you talk about two-way players. Everyone likes, oh, it's a great... Rod Laver.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Muss das nicht passieren, um uns zu wachsen, um den Sport zu wachsen? Wir müssen das haben, wo man sagt, ich kenne niemanden. Das ist, wie man neue Leute kennenlernt, damit wir mit diesen Leuten weiter wachsen können. Das ist das, was Anthony Edwards letztes Jahr mit den Konferenz-Finals begonnen hat. Jetzt ist das sein zweites Konferenz-Final. Das gleiche gilt für Tyrese Halliburton.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Sie sind jetzt auf dem Weg zu dem Ort, wo sie Hälften werden, weil sie erfolgreich sind.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
You guys remember, Greg and Stugatz, definitely, when Michael Jordan retired the second time, right, in 1998. There was this whole, well, it happened actually the first time, too, in 93. There was a whole search for, who's gonna carry the mantle? And in 94, it was Grant Hill and a couple other guys, and we were left so unfulfilled.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
And then Jordan comes back, he's like, oh, thank God, Jordan saved everything.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Everyone was like, you're not Michael.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
He was. And looking back, of course he was. But I'm telling you, at the time, Die ganze Vibe war, wir sind unverfüllt von diesen Leuten.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Es war wie, oh, danke Gott, wir haben geachtet, als ob es nichts gab. Es war nur ein schwarzer Loch, während er weg war. Ja, erinnere dich daran. Und dann hat er das zweite Mal gerettet. Und das gleiche Ding, du hattest Kobe, du hattest Tracy McGrady, du hattest Shaq wieder, wie?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Und für mich ist die Ästhetik so, dass, erstens, du hast Kobe und Dwayne Wade erwähnt, Jeremy. Diese Jungs waren explosiv. Er ist nicht. Er ist viel glücklicher. Es geht nur um den Rhythmus. Das ist richtig.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
I looked this up. The Rain Man. I love how we can always count us two guys. When I'm here. Have you been missing time?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Ich habe die Jungs angeschaut, die die Liga im Freethrows Attempted für 100 Besatzungen geführt haben. Und erstens, die Top 10, neun von denen sind aus den 60ern. Das ist also nicht eine moderne Sache. Bei 10 kriegst du Joel Embiid von ein paar Jahren her. Du kriegst Harden von ein paar Jahren her.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Dann kommst du zurück zu Pettit, Robertson, Iverson, Malone, Maiken, Malone, Dantley, World Beat Free. Shay Gildas Alexander ist außerhalb der Top 30. Er ist also nicht griechisch, und er flippt nicht. Er wird gefeuert. Und das ist Teil des Spiels. Kannst du mich schützen, ohne mich zu holen? Und er zu bewegen in dieser Weise ist ein notwendiger Element dazu.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
It's about to get wild. Nothing wilder than not having Dan in on a wild Billy Wednesday.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
I wouldn't say it's a lost art that OKC is bringing back. I'm saying that people complaining about... Gildas Alexander, die es tun, sind myopisch. Denn das ist nicht einmal von historischen Standards her großartig. Ja, er ist einer der Besten in der Liga. Luka Doncic macht es, Jalen Brunson macht es. Aber diese Jungs machen alles. Schau dir hier einen Trend an.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Diese Jungs sind nicht so, er war so schnell und explosiv, ich konnte ihm nicht helfen, aber ich musste ihn schützen. Und ich denke, das ist ein Teil davon, dass die Leute sich überzeugen, dass Der Typ von Spielern, die Superstar sind, der Typ von Spielern, die unabhängig sind, der Typ von Spielern, die viele Fouls machen, sind die, die aus der Gym-Explosion fliegen, wie Michael Jordan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Und dann siehst du Leute wie Brunson und Doncic und Shea und sie bewegen sich nicht so. Sie sehen nicht so aus. Du floppierst einfach, als ob du sagen würdest, du kannst mich nicht schützen. Das ist das, was passiert.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Das macht ihn ein Star. Aus einem Ratings-Standpunkt sind Wolves und Knicks die besten, weil sie die beiden größten Marken sind. Und du hast auch die Storylines von diesen Jungs, die für einander getradet wurden.
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Aber der Oklahoma City-Name ist wahrscheinlich der beste für die langfristige Gesundheit der Liga, weil man muss feststellen, dass Shea ein Haushaltsnamen sein sollte, außer für schlechte AT&T-Kommerzen. Und der absolute Schmerz ist wahrscheinlich Pacers vs. Wolves.
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Es ist ein Start. Es ist ein Start. Aber es ist ein großer Start. Es ist ein großer Start. Ja, absolut. Was, wenn die Knicks gewinnen? Wird Brunson das gleiche machen? Schau, es gibt ein paar Leute in der Gruppe, die jetzt klatschen. Sag ja, sag ja zu mir. Sag ja. Sag ja. Du weißt es.
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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Well, Tyrese Halliburton is the new Reggie Miller. He's the guy that is alright with you hating him, right? He wants to flaunt and taunt into your face.
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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
I want to talk about the Pacers and villainy for a second. You guys talked about this a little bit yesterday, and I talked about it on Oddball, and I realized, I don't think I was forceful enough on this. This Pacer fan who got hit with the trash. Windhorst? Nein. Brian wurde nicht getötet, übrigens. Hat er? Im Video sah es so aus, als würde er nicht getötet werden.
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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Nein, ich spreche über diesen Jungen, den wir gerade auf dem Bild haben. Diesen Jungen, der jetzt in Game 4 geht, weil Tyrese ihn aus dem Mountain fliegt und so weiter. Und alle waren so, oh mein Gott, diese ungewöhnlichen Knicks-Fans. Und oh, es ist so schrecklich, dass das zu dem Jungen passiert ist, der nur sein Geschäft verhindert. Und weißt du was? Wir verurteilen keine Gewalt.
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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
There is never an excuse to condone violence. Having said that, that dude knew exactly what he was doing. The Pacers didn't play that night. It was Knicks versus Celtics. You decided to put on a Pacers jersey and take a stroll. Big ass New York City. Was he in the Upper East Side, Sugatz? Did he go down to Battery Park? Was he in Brooklyn? Was he in the Story of Queens? Nope.
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I said, I'm going to take a walk at 10 p.m. In New York City by Madison Square Garden, where I know the shenanigans is going down.
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Greg, when you were growing up, what was the worst neighborhood? The worst neighborhood in your area? They're like, oh, that's a rough neighborhood.
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You can't think of any example from your life?
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Das heißt, du lebst dort, aber du wusstest von diesem Gebäude. Das ist ein schweres Gebäude. Ich habe ein Beispiel. Ich bin in New York geboren. Queensbridge Projects. Das ist, wo Ron Artest ist, wo Nas ist. All diese Leute sind da geboren. Es ist das größte Wohnungsprojekt der Welt. Es ist ein schweres Gebäude.
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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Or awful announcing, what are the two?
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Local Hour: Dan Takes a Step Back
Das wäre für mich Tandem, nach Queensbridge zu gehen, Kleidung zu tragen, Geld zu zahlen und dann zu werden, dass man sagt, oh mein Gott, das ist so schlimm. Wir müssen akzeptieren, dass das nicht jemand war, der verloren war, ein verlorener Tourist. Das war nicht jemand, der einfach sein Geschäft auf dem Ort des Geschäfts gegründet hat. Right. Just strolled upon a Knicks celebration.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
Stugatz. Things just got a little awkward there. So let me be the first on this show to congratulate you on the new wife, Vince. Congratulations on feeling whole, feeling complete. You know, let's talk tailgating. Yeah.
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Hour 2: Greg Cote's Equine Nostrils (feat. Iliza Shlesinger)
I just got here.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
Stugatz. Don't do it. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
I would have voted for... This is a new and unimproved Dan Levitar show with the Stugas. Gamble on by DraftKings.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Nummer drei, erstes Tor. Nummer zwei, Defense wins Championships. Wäre es nicht viertes Tor? Und Nummer eins, Michael Jeffrey Jordan. Why would it be fourth and goal? Because it's stakes. You love first and goal. No one likes fourth and goal. No, but it's stakes. No, but if you have first and goal and you get yourself to fourth and goal, there's a big problem. I mean... There's stakes.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
To everybody that does mock drafts, we don't need your mock trades. Enough.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Michael's. I don't care. Make me laugh.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Nobody loves a chirp like Dan Hurley loves a chirp. It's true. What happened to him?
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Okay. They made it. Dan Hurley calling a fan baldy while being bald himself. Hurley, the Stugatz is strong in you. Bald on bald crime. I thought they stuck together. No? You don't call another bald guy baldy? Sure you do, man. No, you don't. Absolutely. I call Kevin Hart short. Yeah, but it's not an insult to say, hey, baldy, if you're bald yourself.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Well, that's the reason.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Rick Pitino sagt, dass man einen Ph.D. braucht, um St. Johns zu spielen. Eine Leidenschaft, eine Hunger und einen Dreh. Goosies.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
I mean, you gotta root for the vampire.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Mack McClung. The best dunker ever? Please. The hell are we talking about? Speaking of hell, Art Bryles. Dan, those are the weekend observations. He's not the greatest dunker ever. It's absurd.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Slam dunk contest in the forest. I kind of like that. Now Taxes is easily uploading your forms to a TurboTax expert who's matched to your unique tax situation. An expert who's backed by the latest technology, which cross-checks millions of data points for 100% accuracy. While they work on your taxes, you get real-time updates on their progress. And then you get the most money back, guaranteed.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Oh, it did, yeah. Different time, man. You had such great television on Saturday nights. You had Fantasy Island, you had Love Boat, and then... If your parents were nice enough or if you could sneak away into doing it, you would stay up until 11.30 to see Saturday Night Live. You would actually see it live. That's when Saturdays meant something, back in the 80s.
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Listen, I will never have the relationship with Aaron Rodgers that I have with the guy that I thought was Aaron Rodgers. I mean, that is the greatest conversation I've ever had with my quarterback.
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Wann hat der Love Boat gedreht?
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I mean, that's a solid trade-off. It's life! You're just taking two inches off, you're giving me a billion dollars?
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And this is the time for him because the max deal is a slam dunk, right? Like he's going to get that. Why give up 15 to 20 percent of that money to an agent?
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Ich glaube nicht, dass er einen Agenten braucht. Agenten nehmen normalerweise 4-10% des Spielersjahres nach Hause, damit wir alle klar sind. Aber du hast recht mit Shea, Dan. Er ist noch nicht überschritten. Das ist, wie ich es beurteile. Wenn ich meine Frau frage, ob sie weiß, wer SGA ist, und sie sagt nein, dann weiß sie, dass er kein massiver Superstar ist. Sie weiß John Morant.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Vielleicht, weil er in Probleme geraten ist, aber sie weiß, wer John Morant ist. Sie hat keine Ahnung, wer SGA ist. Null.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Es gibt keinen Wettbewerb.
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Aber dieser Typ muss etwa fünf Wettbewerbe gewinnen.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Aber der Gesicht des Basketballs ist immer gewesen, Basketball ist der beste Spieler. Es war Magic, es war Michael, es war LeBron, richtig? Das sind die Gesichter des Basketballs, richtig? Anthony Edwards ist nicht da, Mann.
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Perhaps. Yeah, the last episode of the Love Boat, by the way, was 1987. I was born in 1986. Yeah.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
That's legitimate. Yeah, but he's going to get fitted for his fingers.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
That is beautiful. It is beautiful. He's gonna be so happy. But it's not a bowling ball.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Weekend Observations brought to you by Miller Lite. Dann in 1980 in a little town I like to call Lake Placid. They captivated the country's heart. when a team of scrappy college kids went and shocked the world and toppled these Soviet juggernauts. Sure, there's an occasional T.J. Oshie moment here and there, but they really haven't had another moment that compares since.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
But Saturday, that all changed. Really? When they beat our neighbors from the north. Do you believe in miracles? And now, this time, it's their tournament. Jessica rolling her eyes at this.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Richtig. Ein Oshigol hier, ein Oshigol da. Oder ein paar.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Top 10. Big win over Creighton over the weekend. You watch it, Dan? I did not. Great team. Tenacious defense. Senior guard play. Experienced coaching. Don't be surprised if the Red Storm find themselves in the Elite 8. March is coming. Oh, March is coming.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
St. John's. Top 10. Win over Creighton. Congratulations to Adam Silver. He somehow replaced one bad All-Star game with three bad All-Star games. What are we doing? What was wrong with East vs. West? Put it on the poll. What was wrong with East vs. West? If Dalton Connect is playing in your All-Star game, guess what?
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
If you want to see change, commissioners should be up for election every four years. They're skating by, Dan. That's a good take. I don't mind that at all. Like a new commish? That is a good take.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
I don't know. The players.
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That's exactly how it works. Kredit zu Victor Wembenyama, dem rareren Spieler, der in einem All-Star-Spiel geholfen hat. Wembe, er wird in zwei oder drei Jahren nicht mehr geholfen, oder? Es ist nur ein Neues für ihn? Er denkt, er muss da raus und probieren? Er tut es nicht. Ich bin froh, dass er es gemacht hat. Aber er tut es nicht. Wer fragt sich so viel von Kevin Hart? Hahaha.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Number one, Auburn. Visiting number two, Alabama. The Iron Bull. That's a put the kids to bed game. 4pm tip off. But I was serious.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
No, no, no. But I supported you. Marshawn Lynch? Yeah. To me. It's my Mr. Beast. I called Emma in Australia and I told her to go to bed. It was 11 am. No show on President's Day.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
I forgot she was in Australia. I thought she was in Syracuse. I called her. I told her to go to bed. She said, Dad, it's 11. No show on President's Day. The Ellen Levitard stands for loves himself a long weekend. Dan Lebitard, taking Presidents Day off despite hating the current president. Dan, the Stugatz is strong in you. It's a federal holiday. Oh, is it?
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
You took a week off. You took an extra Tuesday after the Monday off. Friday and Monday, that's it. I mean... What was yesterday? I don't know.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
I didn't say anything. It's a federal holiday. If I showed up, you wouldn't have been here.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
I didn't choose to make it a federal holiday. You weren't here.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Interesting. If you need someone, I was here Thursday, I mean. Thank you. If you need someone to play a flamboyant man from the south, your first call is to Walter Goggins. And your second call is to Walton Goggins to offer him even more money. What did you just say? Ha! That's all I got. Draymond, don't write any checks that Steph Curry can't cash.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Draymond should thank Steph Curry every day for making his career. Draymond Green in Detroit is Rodney Magruder. Rodney. Hey, it is.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Ich meine, er hat das Skript. Taylor's Script. Es ist da. Es ist da. Ich habe es nicht.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Ja. Ja. Das ist ein tolles Timing. William Byron. Er hat den Back-to-Back Daytona 500 gewonnen. Der große amerikanische Rennen. Weißt du, was der B in Byron steht? Nein. Back-to-Back Daytona. Weißt du, was der W in William Byron heißt? Wer the f*** ist William Byron?
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Das ist der ganze Champion. Genau. Der ganze Kid Kabuto. William Byron. Do it at Talladega. Dega. Buzz Peterson is advising UNC on who to hire as their basketball GM. And his first move was to tell them to interview Buzz Peterson. Buzz, Joe Bailey und Stu Gatz sind in dir stark.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Wow, that's exactly what I would have said. Stash this away in the Something to Ponder file. Biggest star in their respective sport. Jimmy Johnson the football coach or Jimmy Johnson the NASCAR driver? No need to discuss now. Just stash it away for a rainy day. The only Kyle Busch you'll get after a race is a frustrated Kyle Busch. That's all he's got. Take your word for it.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
I mean, win a race once in a while. Even then he'd be frustrated. Which Bush is the one that hung up on us?
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
It was Kurt. Roy will find it. Hey, other sports watching. The Four Nations Tournament. Take notes. That's how you All-Star break. Dan, weißt du, was du sagst, wenn du vier Nationen hast? Ich sage nicht. Sie sagen, du hast ein tolles Wettbewerb. Sie sagen es. Sie sagen nicht, dass du nicht eine Nation hast. Sie sagen nur, dass du ein tolles Wettbewerb hast.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Diese vier Nationen-Sache ist das größte, was je zu Hockey und All-Star-Spielen passiert.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Wie viele Spiele hast du gewonnen? Keine Ahnung. Wenn du ein Spiel mit einem Kampf startest... You've got a good one. It was Carl Busch. Told you.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Okay. Dan. This Thursday. USA, Canada. The best three words in sports. Winner takes all. Top five best three words in sports. Oh wow. That's an important list. Number five. Touch them all. Nummer vier. Für den Winn.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
What are you doing? 20 years.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Like, what are you, I don't understand.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Louis hat versucht, dir zu sagen.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Jimmy Johnson, come on, everybody knows that. If you guessed Elliot, you have a good chance of being right.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Nein, er hat es nicht. Es sind zwei Erinnerungen. Es ist er, der die amerikanische Flagge trägt, wie du es bezeichnet hast. Und dann er, vier Spiele später, der seine Achilleschlaufe zerstört. Das ist es. Danke für nichts.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Yeah, Brett almost made the playoffs.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
A worse scandal. He gave you that, too. For nine weeks with Brett Favre, the Jets were the best team in the NFL. It was the best Jet team of all time. For nine weeks. He left it out there.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Ich weiß, aber wir waren immer ein Team, von dem alle Spaß gemacht haben. Und das hat sich aufgeräumt. Du hattest einen MVP-Quartier, den größten Quartier in der Franchise-Historie. Und in vier Spielen ist das vorbei. Das ganze Traum ist vorbei.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Are you trying to convince me that I'm going to miss Aaron Rodgers? I think you will. Is that what you're doing? I won't.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Er ist ein schwieriger Kerl. Ich will ihn nicht töten. So lange er noch lebt und vielleicht später, um ehrlich zu sein.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Ja, aber Hawke sagt, dass sein persönlicher Ziel war, nur ein einziges Spiel zu spielen. Er hat 74 Spiele gespielt.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
And it's a very good interview. And then he was also going around his office showing pictures with Obama and just all these people. And I was like, oh, these are all great pictures. Where's the sad photo with you and Jason Capono? Yeah, he didn't like that. He didn't like that. He was like, I don't associate with sad. It's a good question, though.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
I imagine it's Jason Capone.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Which one of them do you not see going to the Hall of Fame? Either. Either of them.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Game time. I get happier when I go to sporting events with friends. When I go to concerts, I'm instantly happier.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
It's the greatest day of your life, I promise you. Don't you always reach for your pocket? You're like, where is this thing at? I have a heater, though.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
That was a challenge. These do seem like very well-wrapped gifts. I'll give him that. Thank you. I saw Izzy. Izzy's got rap game.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
He was just cutting paper.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Oh, no. No. She probably buys seven times the amount of gifts that you wrap.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
I have a solution. I've seen a lot of people the last few weeks doing the topic of, like, how can we fix basketball? And I'm going to play the game. Let's fix it. I have one that I haven't heard. Let's do it. You miss four straight three-pointers, power play for the other team. Wow, I love it. One guy leaves the court for a full minute. Wow.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
What about the power play thing? I like the power play thing. I'm not going to lie.
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
Come around back or something?
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
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Hour 2: The Aaron Rodgers Documentary
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
It's weird, yeah, I ask myself that all the time.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
You've got to match that one, right?
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
The exact same unicorn.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
I wish it were closer.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Well, it's the perfect time for the Panthers to be good in this market because the rest of the professional teams are dreadful. They're getting all of our attention, and they deserve it. They won the Stanley Cup. They're the best team in hockey. They've been good for four years now.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
But the fact that the Dolphins are mediocre, the Marlins are lousy, this is a great time for that organization and the right time for that organization.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
years. So, Dan, if you look at the Panther run, you can go back to 21-22. That's the year they had the most points in the league. They lost in the playoffs. That's really when it started. So this is now, we're on the fourth season of a great hockey run, and I would say if the Panthers win another Stanley Cup, let's say this year.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
I do think there's an opportunity for the Panthers to kind of take over this town. They're never going to be as popular as the Dolphins, but I can envision a day, if they stack Cubs, where they're more popular. People care more about them than the Heat.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
If you're good, people care.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
So you're judging. It's like a state of the company, basically, right?
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Something in Broward. Plantation. Landlubbers.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Find some Bogos. Yes, for every Taka toy that is brought to the toy drive, you need to go find the Taka toy. Ooh, I like that. A scavenger hunt.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
It's really just you at a toy store. Right.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
My body hurts.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Let me say this, though. The 13-year-old, the teenagers, they forget about you. They stop caring about the holidays and family. They go through a phase, I'm telling you. They'll come back in their 20s, their mid-20s perhaps, but they don't care. Well. They don't want to be at the holiday thing with the family. They don't care about you. They just want cash. That's what they want.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Teens are teens. It doesn't matter, Dan. Parents are not parents.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Usually before the age of 12, and then I start buying them again after the age of 21.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
They don't care about me. I don't care about them.
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Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
Not just me, by the way. Everyone laughing at you.
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Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
I think we buried the big story here. Ben Simmons is a Clipper?
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You're doing a weird thing. Tony and I are laughing because it seems like what you're rooting for is a Clippers-Pacers NBA final. You're a big Pacers guy, too, Dan. You love Hallie.
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I'll sacrifice my seat if Amin wants to sit here.
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Blast of the past. I mean, he's just mad.
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He's right. I mean, facts. You never played. You love buffets.
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Was and is are two different things. Yeah, I mean.
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Interesting. So we're even. Huh. Embarrassing moment. We'll get there. Okay. I was just reminding you. No, that's not the embarrassing moment. No, no, I know. I was reminding you.
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Please keep... Write it down right here.
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Zazzlo is struggling. Pearl Jam is coming into town next week. It's Zazzlo's favorite band. This is very upsetting for me. It's like me and Dead & Company and Zazzlo, who is a... I believe is a member of the 10 Club. Of course I... You believe? Of course I am. And he can't get tickets, so he's asking me to try to help him out.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Five-minute major. Okay.
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Yeah, I mean, it means in the other room.
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I'm not promising him anything. I promised him that I would make a phone call and see if I could help him out. I don't like being the ticket guy. There is a lot of pressure. I just got Mike Ryan tickets to see Dead & Company at the Sphere. And Mike is the most annoying kind of person to get tickets for because he wants all the details. Like, hey, I got you the tickets.
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Go pick them up at Will Call and leave me the hell alone. And so now I have this added pressure from Zaslow to get him tickets for Pearl Jam. I'm on the GameTime app right now, and I see plenty of great seats available right now for Pearl Jam.
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Two tickets on game time right now. 417, huh? Oh, please. Yeah.
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Okay. So are you getting Zaslow tickets? Like, what are we? Really?
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You might have the same ticket guy.
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I mean, that's the deal that you've got around here, Stugatz. I'm the one trying to get him tickets right now, and the only one.
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How about this? I didn't go to that ticket guy. I didn't.
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Sure, but this is important. Did you already ask for tickets for this and a plus one? Oh, I have tickets. You have tickets for both nights? Yes. Okay, so you already made the ask and now you have to make additional asks. That's right.
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Yep. Grateful Dead is 24. It's my channel.
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I don't understand. In this scenario...
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So I went to the B guy first. If I need to go to the A guy...
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I'm not certain if he'll answer before the end of the show. I will pepper him a little bit, maybe around 10.30, an hour from now, but I can't guarantee anything.
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Well... I've never asked him, so. That's not true. I've never asked you for tickets.
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Where's the try? Show me the try. This is why I don't like getting tickets. I just got Mike Ryan four tickets. Deading companies. Fear. Thursday. This Thursday night. I have to show proof that I'm trying.
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Local Hour: Fat Dan Le Batard
I love a confident Uber driver. I do. Like, don't worry about it. We got this. I feel like they're all confident. No, no, no.
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Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show.
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Oh, yeah. It's always their second job.
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But Dan's asking, will you win any of those series?
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I haven't had one yet.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Okay, Pablo. College was a movie. The Social Network.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
One bedroom in New York also. That's doing well.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
You could have stopped it all.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
And that A.J. Brown's going to get cut.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
He was just naming Monopoly pieces. He was like, the thimble.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I was going to make a boot licker joke, but I popped it out.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Connor Scallions.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
If your college was a movie, what movie would it be? Mine is obviously Rudy, but I don't know. David's maybe Legally Blonde.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Wait, I thought it was called Back to School Jessica.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Okay.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
He...
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
No one has ever pulled off the Triple Indy before or since. He went from one diving board to the next diving board to another diving board. He was not shirtless, by the way.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I said, okay, Dan, now let's get you back to the home.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I have too many notes.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Isn't that just called the G-spot?
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
David.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
What are we talking about again?
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Do you know what it is David? Let's put a button on that part of the conversation. I spent a lifetime looking. What a ridiculous take, I must say, about A.J. Brown being done with the Eagles. I mean, last week you're cutting Mike Evans before he gets his bonus. This week it's A.J. Brown being cut for reading a book.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I love what you're doing here because you're taking takes to places they've never gone before. But this is ludicrous.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
He was bettering himself.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I know. But why are you saying he's not going to be an eagle? Because if he goes on during these playoffs to have massive games, they go on to the Super Bowl. He's going to be an eagle.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Wait, how does this work? So Jalen Hurts drops back. A.J. Brown is wide open and he refuses to pass him the ball.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
You're saying A.J. Brown shouldn't read that book. I'm saying if Jalen Hurts makes that read, he should get canned. It's a good joke. It was a bad play on words. You don't have to. Fans back.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Oh, right this way.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
They just want to win games. They don't give a shit.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I mean, the expectations in Philadelphia are where the expectations should be in Philadelphia based on that roster. They're a very good football team. I don't care what their fans say or think. Their fans are a bunch of lunatics. I'm serious. And they're not allowed to celebrate this thing. They're not allowed to celebrate A.J. Brown because I'm certain on WIP they're calling right now.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Mark Gargano, and they're telling him right now, get rid of A.J. Brown. They're with David Sampson. And I'm telling you, Philadelphia, you are not allowed to root for this team because six weeks ago, you wanted to fire your coach. And most of you, I think most of you, do agree with David Sampson. And that's ludicrous.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I have an update, by the way, on the guy that was fired in Italy. He was also suspended in 2021 while he was filmed performing a fascist salute at the end of a match, chanting the name used to praise former fascist Italian leader Benito Mussolini. Quote, I admire him so much, he added on Monday's radio interview. So it sounds like maybe he had a prior history of...
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
I can see it. I can see it. This is based on our conversation last segment where I called Jason Garrett, Jason Carrot.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
We have some OLI, yeah. Mookie Beats. Cam Radish. Dontario Potato. Number five, Lou Brockley. Number four, Russell Westbrook. Number three, Diana Zucchini. Number two, Kevin McHale. And number one, Dan, Jerome Lettuce.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Oh, my God.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
It's playoff time, Dano.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Kind of like that one. A Zaslo snort. Should we feel honored? I do that. I feel like it's one of the highest honors that you can get.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Is that what we're doing? I know it's a tough injury to come back from. I know he won't get back until late next season, but we're going to knock two seasons out with that injury?
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Laptop holder for his waist. Amin here, like all great art, okay, you will eventually come to moral conundrums that will make you ask yourself questions. The best of art. And that show... is a wonder and delight.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
And I am confused by both the HBO Max, Max Switch, but I'm also confused in this age when really talented people are having trouble getting things made because there are just a few people making them. And I don't think people totally realize like the threat AI and that writer's strike, like what's happening in Hollywood. The idea that this person is being given this budget to make this thing is
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I don't know how many more chances you're going to see that someone gets the chance to do that because of how ambitious this television show is and because Amin, for one, has questions about art and the morality of the television show.
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First time in your life. Isn't that the whole premise of cheaters? Like the whole like, isn't this isn't this cringe television for profit? Something that is you can't turn away from.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Look, I'm not I'm saying the same for Amin to cringe. When Amin says he's got a high tolerance for this, Amin would like to put comedy above most of our sensibilities.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Dude, you'll be... I'm going to watch a show.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Zazz, what was the trailer you saw recently that you were talking about of a horror movie that made you, like, are you skittish about these things? Sure.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
I would like to talk to you guys about the state of the movie industry in general. The R-rated movie. I don't know how many of you are watching Seth Rogen and what he's doing on Apple TV with the studio. And I think it's critically acclaimed. It's funny. And I found that it's getting harder and harder to make some of this stuff funny.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
So hold on a second. He meets his standard with what he's doing with Paul Rudd because his standard is now in a tastemaker comedy place where if he makes it, people are curious because he's so odd.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
It was an amazing stat. Shawn Livingston never missed a mid-range jump. Not once. Don't look now.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
I have a couple of questions to ask you guys because Tony is a hustler. Billy is the nemesis of Tony. Tony has a segment coming up here where he went. What happened, Billy?
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Okay, but Tony went to Mexico and he's got a segment coming up here and I think he's working against himself because I'm told there's a lot of Spanish in it. Should I be worried about?
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
His inner thigh. Let's close with Mike Fuentes' cameo.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Weekend Observations are brought to you by Miller Lite. That's awkward. What happened? I mean, it's just awkward. It's my boy Stu and then it's not Stu, it's you. By my boy you. Yeah.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
What are you not understanding about this? It's dumb. It's a dumb saying. What do you mean it's dumb? It was authored by that seat. What do you mean that seat says that's a dumb saying?
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Billy, wouldn't you agree that it's sort of a pathetic thing to be great at, like a proud of? Like, we can keep you in the corner for 90 seconds like nobody's business. You're the best at kneeling the football.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Billy, do I have it wrong when I say that the greatest moment from last season was those last 90 seconds in the corner? McDonough on the call? McDonough? 12 seconds?
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
I remember that. No, porn's great.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
I don't know who that is. His defenseman. He played a few games for us.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
That's not a great weed strain, Jacob. Megna.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
I have a couple of questions for you guys. I believe you guys might not have caught this, that we have our first historic Zazz snort laughing at something on the air. Did you guys hear that? I did. I was like, did he burp? No, it was a little snort and he was laughing at the idea of a weed strain being named Bud Black.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Let's come up with some names, athlete names that I think we could do better than Bud Black. I wanted to ask you guys something else though about pathetic things that a champion can be proud of because the amount of pride that just came through this room at the idea that this group has a hockey team. That better than anyone can put a puck in a corner.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
And you can think at the end of Game 7 last year, is that Connor McDavid wide open right in front of the net? No, he's not. Because the puck is never going to get there. And it looks like he's, why would they leave him that open? Because he's not open. Because that's where the puck dies for the remainder of the season. That's where your season dies. You're not going to get it out of there.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Explain to me something more. Goosebumps, John. Explain to me something more pathetic than that, but also more wonderful because the person listening to this who doesn't care about the Panthers says to him or herself, I'm not taking pride in something like that.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
The reason I bring it up to you specifically is because wherever it is that people love defensive basketball, Zaz loves defense in general. But I would say the New Jersey Devils were once upon a time ruining playoff hockey.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
But strangling games to death. And so you guys taking pride in this is funny. And the team is multifaceted, so it's not just doing that. But that is a trait that other teams don't like.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
When it comes to defense in general, I mean, I do believe it's going to be a little bit confusing to people when they crown Shea, Gilgis, Alexander, if indeed they do that, that we've been talking so much about stars and star players and star players and star players, and we undervalue defense so much that we don't pay attention. That team won 68 games.
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Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Yeah, they can get free throws, and they're very good, but defensively, they're extraordinary, and when that holds up the championship... It's unsatisfying.
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The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz
You're not the number one fan.
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The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz
I see Chalamet at every game.
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The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz
Don Levatard. That was a long story.
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The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz
Makes me angry, man. I was already annoyed because I think it's cruel to allow him. Remember, he's not in the Hall of Fame now and he probably won't still get voted in. But he's allowed to be voted in now. And I think it's cruel that not only are we going to ban you for life, but guess what? We're going to allow you in when you're dead.
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The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz
And now hearing him say, pretty much the way that I was looking at it anyway, I think it's cruel. And I think it's really weak that Rob Manfred, this great thing that he just did yesterday, no it wasn't, no it wasn't. The hard thing to do would have been reinstating him while he's still alive.
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The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz
It happens every year, the Met Gala.
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The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz
I just introduced myself to you, Hank. He just he just thinks you're bloated.
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The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz
But can you answer that question with what we saw from the Pacers 10 years ago? What's the difference? How do you remember those Pacer teams?
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The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz
IST. Yeah, in-season tournament.
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The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz
Hank, is it harder to come up with the impression of Springsteen or to learn all the songs?
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The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz
I like him as the other guy in Heat.
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The Big Suey: The Hank Azaria Show With Not Stugotz
Hank, you're obviously a huge Knicks fan. When you see some of the celebrities that are sitting in the front row, they're sitting courtside at the Garden. Do you ever say to yourself, man, I care so much more than that guy does?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
He's really, really good. He's better than fine. That's the problem is that he's fine, that the defense won him a title, that the offensive line won him a title. No, Jalen Hurts won the Eagles a title.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, but the help he had two years ago when they almost beat the Kansas City Chiefs was Miles Sanders. I mean, that was the help who went to Carolina and is nothing now.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
God, that is good.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
It's not a top ten. It's just ten minutes long. Like your racism, that also evergreen.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
As do I. Yeah, Jeremy lives there also.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ladies and gentlemen, an ally. Thank you, Chris. Davey's a strange place, man. It really is. It's actually worse than Plantation.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I assumed. The good cocaine, yeah. than what I've been told. Yes, from what you've learned from sources. The bad cocaine though, urine. Urine, yes.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
All right. I am unaware of this and perhaps it's a blind spot by me. Give me some shows I need to start watching, Juju.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That's what I was trying to do. I just don't feel like enough people are. That's all I'm saying. That's it. Well, but he's saying, Juju's saying that we could do better. All right. Well, I did. I mean, what are you doing? I'm only discrediting him at every turn.
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Hour 1: Dana White and the UFC
Stugatz. Yours is terrible. You just gotta get a little redder. A little pinker. You're right there, man.
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Hour 1: Dana White and the UFC
Oh, his is good, Dan. That's actually not bad. His is good. Not terrible. That's not terrible. We gotta come together. A little southern twang there.
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Hour 1: Dana White and the UFC
Normalerweise versuche ich es. Außer es ist natürlich ein Heimspiel und dann muss ich raus. Ich schätze, Roy hat einen Hockey-Stick im Bett. Es ist im Büro. Valentine's Day ist am Freitag. Das ist der Tag nach der Emo-Goth-Nacht?
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Hour 1: Dana White and the UFC
Nein, wir lusten nur von dir lustig. Nein. Jetzt sind wir einfach der Chive-Channel.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
It's a good use of time. Color me intrigued.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
None of them are as good as they used to be. It's all suck. They're suck.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
Well, I was trying to feed Chris a line. I had a child. I mean. Nailed it.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
Good cocaine has no smell. The bad cocaine, it smells like urine a bit. The drywall. The drywall.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
I don't know what's real or what's true here, but Mike told me.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
Yeah? Well, it was a bad night for the Florida Gators. It's a bad smell that puts you in a good place.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
I just don't know if that's in Miami. That's the one you're pushing back on.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
It's in the big box. In Broward, we're not grilling pork. When it's done, you pick the skin off.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
I know we're doing it in Palm Beach County.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
I mean, I got to tell you, when I think food, I think Tony Kornheiser. What are we doing here? I mean, Jesus.
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Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
Just being kind. He was being polite.
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Oh, you're the one that attached stakes. Are you saying you're the only one who has bonfires? No, no.
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Broward has Publix. So does Palm Beach.
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Everyone's got chicken tenders. No, not like that. The list fell apart. Dan put sticks on it, and you farted. The list fell apart.
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Well done. Stay there, Roy.
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Well, that's the weird thing to me. It's like Jalen Hurts won because the offensive line is good. The defensive line is good. His wide receivers are good. His running back is great. He went to a Super Bowl two years ago with Miles Sanders as his running back. This is a guy...
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who checks all the boxes in terms of things you want from your athlete, and he doesn't seem to be getting any of the credit. He has been through all the adversity. He had to leave Alabama after winning a national championship because it was Tua's turn, and he had to go to Oklahoma, and he didn't sulk. He went to Oklahoma and made himself better, drafted in the second round.
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makes it to two Super Bowls, won a Super Bowl, Super Bowl MVP, he's 25 years old, and no one is celebrating Jalen Hurts. And to me, that is odd, because what do we do when a team wins a Super Bowl? We usually celebrate that team's quarterback.
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I have found it interesting that we're making more excuses as to why Patrick Mahomes didn't win the Super Bowl than giving credit to Jalen Hurts for actually winning the Super Bowl.
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But that is odd to me, the fact that that's where we decided to go as a nation, as a country, and we're not addressing Jalen Hurts at all. Jalen Hurts changed his game. I know Jalen Hurts can win that team a Super Bowl because he almost did it by throwing the football two years ago. But he was willing to say, hey, you know what? We have Saquon. We have a great offensive line.
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When you need me to throw it, I'll throw it. But in the meantime, we're going to change our game and we're going to run our way to a Super Bowl. And no one is giving this guy credit for doing all the right things his entire career, college and professional, because we're making fun of the Chiefs. I agree with you.
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I know, that's what I'm saying. He had those opportunities two years ago. He outplayed Patrick Mahomes in a Super Bowl.
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Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow in it. Shadow in it.
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I am good with no more pennies. Yes, that is ridiculous. It is silly. I am good with no more pennies. I never take the pennies. When you give me change, I say keep the pennies. And so change... You don't say keep the change? Well, no. No, just the pennies. Keep the pennies? No one says that.
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Yes. I mean, it's my penny. I'm giving it to you.
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But as a tip. Right? It's not a tip. I just don't want the penny. It's your penny. No, but it is a tip.
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You know, you say that about, you know, nickels, dimes, quarters, all that. If you invested 85 cents and you did it every single day and you did it since you were like 16 years old, you'd have a lot of money.
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I am listening to myself.
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Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
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I was telling Greg that recently I was on an airplane sitting across the aisle from Zach Thomas and I did not recognize Zach Thomas. I didn't know it was him. And the people were coming on the plane, and I got three stews. Zach Thomas got nothing. That's crazy. Zilch. And I think he enjoys it. I'm serious. That's great.
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They think a new coach is going to be the thing that helps propel this team to an NBA championship?
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When you say two games into the playoffs, are you thinking the Nuggets are down 0-2 in a series? They fire the coach? That would be great. I mean...
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David, it seems like the side that you chose was Larry Beinfest, was the GM. Is that because he's in charge of the entire organization from an on the field standpoint? So you figure, hey, if he wants the manager to go, I gotta go with my guy, right?
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You're evil. Can you take us through the in-game firing of Jack McKeon?
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Because I've noticed as I get older, Dan, when I raise my voice, and I'm going through it right now as well, when I raise my voice, my voice is shot. I used to yell all the time. Voice was fine the next day. If I yell just a little bit the day before the next day, voice is wrecked.
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Well, they're 47-32. They're the fifth seed in the West right now.
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But when you have the best player in the league, don't you expect the record to be better than 47-32?
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Take that off. You can't hear me right now.
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This hotel is tricky, by the way.
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We're going to have to show them it. There's no way he said it thinking this is going to cost me my job. I won a title a couple of years ago. Sometimes you've got to lie, Dan. Sometimes lying is the best policy. You've got to say, listen, my guys are champions. They will figure it out. We don't watch film, but we have the best player in the world.
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You have to just say the things you need to say to keep your job. You know what I'm saying?
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He owes Pat Riley a thank you. Pat Riley does not deserve what Jimmy Butler is doing to him.
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This is insane. We turned it on you. How did that happen?
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Not across the street. Not across the street on the roof of the Elser overlooking the arena.
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He used to come on this show all the time. You're saying he's doing less.
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That's why we're building a statue. Roof of the Elser. Pointing somewhere in the vicinity of the arena. But not at the arena. But staring down at the arena. Looking down is the key part. For those of you who don't know, Dan has a legit—this is a friendship that he has with Pat Riley. It's not one of those relationships where I say, hey, everyone's my friend over at ESPN.
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Dan has a real relationship and friendship that has gone on for a decade and a half, two decades nearly, with Pat Riley. So I understand your conundrum. I understand what it is you're dealing with. But I think Pat would understand—he's been doing this forever, Dan. He understands the criticism, does he not?
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But he's been to the NBA Finals twice in the last five years. Like, we're talking like the game has passed Pat Riley by.
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It's an odd introduction. I got to be honest.
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You said it was over. He's won four Super Bowls since. He owns the Raiders. He's going to steal Vrabel away from the Raiders. From the Patriots.
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He was better after you said the thing that you said.
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Dan, we completely glossed over the fact that Billy was big time by the bald guy. Let me get back to it. At a Moss event. Let me get back to it. I remember that.
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I guess. If that's what you need, Dan. It is what I need.
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I'm going to say this for a second time. I'm not going to say it again. We have glossed over Billy being big time by the ball guy heat security. Billy, what the hell happened?
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Well, he's been fed up with Spoh for a decade.
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I'm pretty certain the Dolphins beat the Patriots like 33-20. And Dan said it right after that. Let's let the clip speak for itself.
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Wow. Wow. Wow. There it is.
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Chris. Oh, man. Chris.
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Who was that guy saying in decline?
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Chris. It's going to hurt him for days.
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But you have to get out of the hot tub at some point. It's L-shaped.
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Since Dan said that thing about Brady, Brady threw 290 touchdowns and 78 interceptions.
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You got a call, huh? I mean, that's what it sounds like.
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pushing me to be better okay as a as as a person i've found deep and i have also helped him through some difficult things that's all you're doing here for him i mean full circle i mean all right so so that's what a friend does for another friend dan riley did it for you you're doing it for riley you can criticize it's okay you can take it no but more than that
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Tim Donovan was with Pat Riley at the New York Knicks and came down and moved his life down here for the Godfather. He's a made man. Yes.
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You're right. He used to get there quicker. He has a name, huh? He's always just been the bald guy to me.
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I don't like knowing his name.
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That's what he does. That's correct.
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He was just saying hello.
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You should admire what Bill Zito's doing. The Panthers owner's name is Vinny Viola.
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That's pretty close to being the Mafia.
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Dan, I am with you. There is no. And I said this yesterday. I'll say it again. There is absolutely no reason to criticize Pat Riley. Since 2007, they have been to the NBA Finals seven times. They've won three NBA titles.
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And so what that it was Dwayne Wade who got LeBron and Bosh to come here and not Pat Riley? None of that matters. Riley was president while that was going down, while that was going on. And so he deserves our support. And listen, Jimmy Butler, was a bad player when he got to Miami. Tobias Harris was chosen by the Philadelphia 76ers over Jimmy Butler.
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And what did Riley do with Jimmy Butler? Bad player. What did he do? He was a bad player. He was not a bad player. If Jimmy Butler was your best player, you were not a very good team. I am sorry. Bad teammate problem. Except when he came to the Heat. And then all of a sudden, he became this amazing player. He has had the greatest six-year run in his career under Pat Riley.
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Jetzt, ob OKC zurückkommt, das ist für die Experten zu entscheiden.
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Oh, die Spieler-Cards gerade. Das Konklave ist zu kochen. Du, TOPS wird den wildesten Release jemals haben. Willst du in den Chat? Es ist normalerweise ein Syria-A-Chat, aber jetzt ist es ein Konklave-Chat.
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Du hast das gesagt? Weißt du, was in seinem Kopf ging? Weißt du, was in seinem Kopf ging? Nein, das kann nicht der Typ aus Highly Questionable sein. Er sieht jetzt wie Scheiße aus. Was ist mit seinem Mustache passiert?
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Welches Aislein sind wir hier? Wenn ich mich ermutigen kann, würde ich gerne ein neues Segment veröffentlichen, das ich vorhin im Show debutiert habe. Wenn ich eine Kamera auf eine Person fixiert hätte, die von dem Tag an etwas reagiert hätte, wäre es David Beckham, der sich zurückzieht und Dan Levitard sieht und sagt, dass er Haggard aussieht.
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Hatte er die Winger-Tattoos auf dem Nacken?
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Du fängst an. Ich weiß nicht, ob es er war. David Beckham ist bekannt, um Spaß zu haben. No, hold on.
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Das ist ein guter Mitarbeiter. Eigentlich, ich meine, die Antwort hat uns die ganze Zeit unter den Nase geblieben. Wenn jemand David Beckham falsch machen kann, ist es Dan.
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Er hatte grüne Haare? Nein, ich meine, Kalad hatte Haare.
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Khaled ist einer der Götter des Spiels.
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Sie könnten Freunde sein, aber sie sind wirklich nah. Google mal Tom Brady und Tye Domi.
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Es ist so ungewöhnlich wie Thabo Cephalosha. Es macht keinen Sinn. Der größte Verteidiger des Spiels. Einer der schönsten Männer der Welt. Er schlägt über Tye Domi. Was haben die zusammen? Ich verstehe das nicht. Habt ihr jemals in Boston gespielt? Beckham und Brady sind Freunde. Das ergibt viel Sinn. Ist Tye Domi immer auf diese Gala eingeladen?
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Hat Tye Domi jemals einen Anruf an die Met bekommen? Nein. I would have just assumed that Tom Brady's friend group is either former Patriots, Bucks, former Michigan guys or athletes that also get invites to the Met. Or the President of the United States. Yes. He will refuse to admit that he's wrong.
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The Ecuadorians would recognize you.
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I've never been more certain than anything in my entire life that this was not David Beckham.
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Ah, verdammt. Sobald ich das gesagt habe, war ich so, verdammt, er weiß, dass es David Beckham ist.
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Ich kann dich korrigieren. Ich bin seit zwei Jahren auf diesem Bandwagon, in dem ich falsch sage. Und du gehst einfach weise zu. Ich habe gesagt, zwei Wochen. Nein, nein, nein, es war eine Sache. Ich werde glücklich sagen, dass ich falsch bin. Die 2017 Miami-Hurricane-Saison hat mich für das Leben beschädigt.
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Weißt du warum? Weißt du warum? Du kannst nicht einen Namen wie Steve nennen und dann einfach deine Tochter Eve nennen. Du kannst das nicht. Ich weiß, dass wir versuchen, dich zu schützen, aber komm schon.
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Wo ist Eve? Das ist seltsam. Ich meine, ich glaube, es ist ziemlich lustig.
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Du hast also einen anderen Mitarbeiter gefragt.
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I think it's just called Max. And our show is available on there. They also don't pay us, that was a joke.
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So Eve Wolf, huh? This is a thing on Wild Billy Wednesday, huh? Aqua? Wild Billy Wednesday.
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Schaut euch das an, wenn ihr das nicht wisst. Go find out if that's David Beckham. Did you get off your horse when you asked him to do that? I admitted that I was wrong, because apparently this is David Beckham. Alright, we'll get there. But that is 100% giving someone a task. And I will not get off this hill.
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It's a great game. Yeah, just moments in time. You get one a day. And it's like one interaction.
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It does. I don't like to do it.
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It's really dumb. I didn't think that movie was going to be good and it turned out to be good and I enjoyed it. That's a good feeling, too.
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Do you think it's that girl Leba that works here?
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It's like I've never heard this name before.
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Bounce back. Excellent analysis by you. I offered additional analysis. I'm like, well, the starting goalie is out for Toronto. And he's like, I got what I need, pal. I got what I need.
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Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
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Das ist das Ungewöhnliche daran, dass niemand in Toronto helfen kann und Stolarz hier helfen kann. Paul-Maurice hat gesagt, das war unser Mann. Er war unser Backup letztes Jahr. Er und St. Bennet sind unsere Freunde. Sie können die Wahrheit nicht erzählen. Das heißt, er wurde nicht verabschiedet.
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Denn wenn sie die Wahrheit sagen, dann müssen die NHL und die Maple Leafs, also die Offiziere, sagen, dass sie einen verabschiedeten Mann für 15 Zeitpunkte verabschieden lassen. Was also passiert ist, dass das ganze Spiel von Ambiguität stattfindet. Was Bullshit wäre, wäre es, wenn Toronto einen Schuss an Bob oder Sam Bennett schießt. Nicht die Fans.
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Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion. Cuervo. So, enjoy the tequila that started it all. Cuervo. Cuervo. The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com.
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Because they're falling for this narrative that is perpetuated by the media because the teams cannot tell the truth. Because it makes the officials and Maple Leafs in the NHL look terrible. So they're going to let this narrative go. You're going to have goons in the crowd chaining for revenge when there's nothing to avenge. It was an innocuous hit that didn't cause a concussion.
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It was a slap shot that he took off the face. Dass sein Helm... Es hat sein Helm ausgelöst. Er sah aus, als wäre er wütend. Er hat ein paar Symptome gezeigt. Und das ist nicht nach mir. Das ist nach Experten. Denkst du, dass die Liefs das so sehen? Die Spieler? Die Spieler, die spielen? Ich hoffe, in diesem Lagerraum war es so. Ja, es war der Puck aus dem Gesicht.
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I think it's fairly obvious and I would be paying attention to what's not being said. What was that character? That's a hockey coach.
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I would be paying attention to what's not being said. Because this is a delicate dance. Because the coaches left this guy out there. They're not doing what John Cooper did or what Brendan Hagel did, which is up the ante. Nach dem Schuss. Du kannst nicht auf jemandens Kopf gehen. Sie sagen diese Dinge nicht.
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Sie sagen nicht, wir werden nach Sam Bennett kommen, was man oft hört, nachdem so etwas passiert. Weißt du, warum du es nicht hörst? Weil sie wissen. Sie wissen, was der Schuss war. Okay, du bist so sicher, dass es keine schwarzen Knüppelballer gab.
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Außer in den Necro-Leagues. Sie sind da gewesen.
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Der Publikum wird sehr wütend sein. Und es wird schreckliche Interaktionen geben. Und es wird nichts mit Stolarz zu tun haben. Er wird jedes Mal, wenn er das Publikum trifft, getötet. Für Gottes Willen, die Kinder von Ty Domi sind da draußen. Da wird es scheiße werden.
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Ja, er ist das gleiche Kind. Der Apfel fällt nicht weit von der Türe. Sam Bennett hat seine Arme mal ziemlich schlecht gekackt. Es war ein Arme-Kicken.
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Der Original ist immer der Beste.
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Ich weiß nicht. Weißt du, was seltsam ist? Tidomi und Tom Brady sind Freunde. Was? Sie sind nahe, ja. Ja, ich war in einem Inter-Miami-Spiel und Taidomi war da mit Tom Brady. Und ich war auch ein paar Füße entfernt von... Ich bekomme nicht viel von Gooseys. Ich habe viele Spiele gesehen, die nicht so beeindruckend sind. Da waren fünf Füße vor mir. David Beckham und Tom Brady wurden gespürt. Wow.
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Nein, das war während der Covid-Zeit. Das war der beste Zeitpunkt, um ein Inter-Miami-Saison-Ticket-Holder zu sein. Ich weiß, das ist seltsam zu sagen, weil so viele Menschen gestorben sind. Ich vermisse die Covid-Zeit. Aber... Wow! Wegen der sozialen Distanz... Was? Sie konnten nicht nahe auf dem Spiel der Spieler sein, wo die normalen Boxen jetzt für VIPs sind.
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Also wurden sie mit all den Saison-Ticket-Händlern verbunden. Also gab es einen Regen-Verlust, wo ich einfach meine Miller-Lights aufgeräumt habe und ich am selben Bartoptabel mit David Guetta bin. Das war wild. Das hat schnell stoppt. Sie haben das schnell zu Ende gebracht, weil wir im freien Staat in Florida waren. Aber man, das war eine luxuriöse Erfahrung, die viel Geld wert war.
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Hast du David Guetta gegrüßt?
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Enden des Rassismus. Ja, Shoutout zu seiner Familie. Es ist eine seltsame Sache, dass es MLS-Canon ist.
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Nein, das war in New York. Das war ein verrückter Zeitpunkt. Es gibt einige Aspekte, die wir nachdenken können. Ich verliere das. Zum Beispiel die Suche nach Content, die Aufregung, alle zusammenzuschauen, die Unabhängigkeit. Oh, das Beste. Du, erinnerst du dich, als wir in die Clevelander fuhren?
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Als ich in Danes Wohnzimmer fuhr, als der Lockdown wirklich dicht war... Ja, alte Wrestling-Videos. Oh Mann, der Geruch von dem Ort, weil es kein Garbage-Disposal hatte, die kleinen Arschlöcher überall. Was? Ja, es war der letzte Rager. Der Flur war noch warm vom letzten Bachelor-Party.
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Hour 2: Wild Willy Crashes The Plane
It's time for... Against the Spread!
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Hour 2: Wild Willy Crashes The Plane
So, Whole Foods. Most famous person in the world, in the history of sports is arguably there, and you don't know if it's actually him. That would be Michael Jordan.
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Hour 2: Wild Willy Crashes The Plane
I'm going to keep this short and sweet. Too many points in Oklahoma City. I know everyone expects the favorites to bounce back. I was thinking about going Boston, but we're a little unsure about Porzingis and Jalen Browne. Ich denke, der größte offensivste Spieler, den ich je gesehen habe, hat eine gute Möglichkeit, das Spiel etwas tiefer zu halten.
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Hour 1: Wild Willy Is NEVER Wrong
Ich kämpfe mit dem. Meine Mutter, seit ich verheiratet bin, hat ein bisschen weniger jedes Jahr. Mehr Aufmerksamkeit geht der Frau. Und ich fühle mich schlecht für meine Mutter.
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Hour 1: Wild Willy Is NEVER Wrong
I mean, is it not for mom? It's my dad's to do for my, I mean, I don't know. I think it's the child. That's what I'm asking.
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Hour 1: Wild Willy Is NEVER Wrong
I feel like the people that have listened to this show for a while have a grasp on it.
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Hour 1: Wild Willy Is NEVER Wrong
They've been great, Dan. I won't stand for this. I won't sit for this either.
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Hour 1: Wild Willy Is NEVER Wrong
Let me remind the people, it's the Boost Mobile hottest take from the weekend and it's presented by Boost Mobile, the newest 5G network in the country.
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Hour 1: Wild Willy Is NEVER Wrong
Ich glaube, wir haben einen gefunden. Ray Brown von den Negro-Leagues. Ist das die Necro-Leagues? Gute Frage. Ich glaube nicht, dass das zählt. Ich meine... Es zählt für mich. Ich möchte nur, dass alle das wissen.
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Hour 1: Wild Willy Is NEVER Wrong
Das ist eigentlich Mike Leachs Idee, die auf der Internetseite veröffentlicht wurde. Aber das könnte ein John Ruys Boot sein.
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Hour 1: Wild Willy Is NEVER Wrong
Ich denke, Silber wäre ein guter Zeitpunkt.
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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban
Du kannst immer wieder zurückkommen.
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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban
I think what Mike likes about these NBA playoffs, it feels like the hockey playoffs. He loves the hockey playoffs. We all love the hockey playoffs because anything can happen. In the NBA, it's usually chalk that wins. But you were staring at conference finals that very well could be a 4 vs. 7 seed, a 4 vs. a 3 seed in the East.
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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban
In der regelmäßigen Saison bin ich mit Mike. Es fühlt sich unbedeutend an.
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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban
Er muss seinen Spot wählen. Tricky line.
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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban
Is there somebody that likes traffic? Like, who enjoys traffic? No one enjoys traffic. I have to tell you, I have noticed that the construction where the turnpike down here meets 95, they have done some stellar construction work, but it causes problems elsewhere. On my route to the studios here, Dan, today's drive, two hours plus. I can't handle it, man. I can't.
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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban
And that money's gonna buy him a new car?
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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban
Like someone else is driving. Because here you take an elevator.
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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban
Er muss Momente wie diese gegen Boston oder gegen die Knicks haben. Reggie Miller hatte diesen Moment. Sie haben einen 30-für-30 gemacht.
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Local Hour: Wild Willy Got Hit By A Suburban
Wie about you grab a rebound? Okay.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Wow.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Yeah.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Right.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Yeah.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Right.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Oh, boy. Of course he talks like that. Of course, the voice I've always wanted. Good to see you, gentlemen. Good to see you. What do we have here? Oh, yeah, you tell us.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
The question, is he fresh?
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Old Spice. First name, last name, guy. Probably horseback riding, you know, and staying fresh. Oh, my God. The voice. The voice. Yes.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Into total body freshness. Yes. Cam, you've nailed it once again.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Absolutely.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Oh. Wow. That was easy. That was easy. You heard it from the guy on the horse's mouth. Wise old sage of an Old Spice guy. Ah.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
There was a lot of people who- who were in that audition room. But yeah, it was quite a few bare-chested men running around that day. You were the best of them, though. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Yes, yeah, I do, I do. Me, hello, me. Is Cam coming for my job?
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
It's crazy. There was no like alluding to it.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
I love candy corn. I knew it. Underrated. It's overrated. I like the ooey gooey cake myself. Of course you do. You just like saying ooey gooey. Who doesn't like finger licking good sweets? Absolutely.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Eat chalk. Anything but candy corn, honestly. Eat chalk. Oh, the things they'll never know. Can you stay here the entire day and just chime in just like that?
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Hello, ladies. Hello, gentlemen.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
No, my voice doesn't even... Gosh darn it.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
You wanted Calais' voice?
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
And you're like, yes, Jesus. He's a friendly monster.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Tiny me has a bigger chest than real me. I don't know about that one.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
You got four?
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you think about it, you know. Yes, yes. We all know about the terrible twos.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Oh, you like candy, huh? Dad's brought something for you. That's no punishment. He's got to lay out for that line. He's got to lay out for that. Say that again. I punish them with body wash. Bam. Staying clean.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Don't leave me the entire day.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Yeah. Is it a towel or is it a shirt draped around your shoulders? I don't know. What is that around your shoulder? This is my shirt that I never wear. Yes. Why do you own one? To put it around my neck. Yes, of course. How dare you?
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
The Old Spice guy doesn't age. Yeah. Damn it. Didn't think about that one. I thought we were going to play full contact pickleball.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
Let's just be real. Sweat happens, but so does total body. Freshness. What happened? What happened? It was the eye look for me. It was coming in. I was waiting for Mike. He intimidated you? No, no, no. I was waiting for him to finish myself. You always have an excuse. And you're always right, by the way.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
I was feeling left out.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
I think he's overusing it, if I'm going to be honest.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
I love you. I don't care what you feel. I don't care how you feel about me, sir. Hell yeah. Let me just say this to you down there. Yes. I love you. Hey, I love you, old Spice guy. It's catching hold. I love you, too.
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GBF- Super Week: Cam Jordan, Matthew Berry, Will Shields, NY Jets, Warrick Dunn
The love is growing. The fact that I'm carrying you with me shows you how much I care for you. The love is abound.
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Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)
It's not ESPN, Dan. We can say butt plug now.
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Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)
The Hee Haw 3 did sing Baby I Like It Raw to them in Vegas.
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Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)
What size shoe are you, Greg?
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Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)
Yeah, put your feet up on the table.
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Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)
That's also from Fifty Shades.
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Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)
No, that was hotter than anything in Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)
I love that this all happened because Notre Dame has a cornerback named Christian Gray that caught a 99-yard pick-six. What a show. You never know what's going to happen on this show, Dan.
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Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)
at her eyes some people laugh as a absurd you know coping mechanism like when you're not sure how to react some people just kind of reflexively go like when northern illinois beat notre dame i laughed for like a week i was dead inside but i laughed for like a week now i don't give a about it anymore i don't care redemption feels sweet dan but some people just laugh when sad happens
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Hour 2: Fifty Shades Of Greg (feat. Pablo Torre)
Oh, no, I don't get any credit for giving you some good synonyms? You know what? Bye.
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Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
He was on the Zoom the whole time. Oh, yeah? I saw. I could see him.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Should we check on Taylor? That was rough. That was rough for him.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Our water machine yesterday, I tried to get it. It's just like, hey, here's pineapple butter water. I'm like, what? April Fool's Day. Yeah.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Pineapple butter? I don't know how I got there.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
I said pineapple, and then I realized that's a normal water flavor. So I got to go somewhere, so I went to pineapple butter.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Was it Tiger Woods saying he's playing the Masters? No, this is way worse, bro.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
I'm just, like, picturing the meeting at the Bevy, like, headquarters. And they're like, hey, guys, I got an idea. On April Fool's Day, we hit him with a joke. And they're like, that's good. That's a good meeting, everyone.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
I'd try it.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Chris, this is your time. Chris, you have a question for the guest?
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
While we buy time, here's one question that Dan asked a NASCAR driver.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Yeah, because if you're an interviewee.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
Four seconds of silence.
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Hour 2: TAYLOR, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! (feat. Anthony Williams a.k.a. Jason 'The Jet' Mason)
It's time for Against the Spread! And it's brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Jess, what do we got?
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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships
Football season is here, and there is absolutely nothing better than game day. But it can be a little bit stressful. You're placing bets, you're setting fantasy lineups, you're figuring out the most comfortable position to sit on your couch for the next 12 hours. No one has time to think about this part. Cooking. Well, thanks to DoorDash, you don't have to worry about that.
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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships
DoorDash is the best place to order all your game day favorites. Chicken wings, nachos, burgers, dogs, hey, maybe even a little chips and guac, something like that, get a little salsa in there. It can all be delivered with DoorDash. So this football season, don't stress about the cooking. Kick back and enjoy game day thanks to DoorDash. DoorDash, your door to more.
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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships
Download the DoorDash app now to order your game day favorites.
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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships
Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.
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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships
And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.
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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships
In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long-stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.
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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships
To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com.
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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships
Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.
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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships
And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.
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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships
In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.
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Local Hour: Billboards Decide Championships
To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
That's amazing. We didn't do enough with that.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
He doesn't know what the Jets quarterback looks like, and he confuses him with Jake Owen?
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Wait a minute, what was number four?
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
What does that mean? It sounds good. I would like a juicy offense.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
No, Nadal. I'm just saying where you were.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Juju, put it on the poll, please. Is Mercedes Lewis playing 18 NFL seasons one of the most amazing things you've ever heard? At Levittard Show. How many games is that? Because he doesn't miss a lot of games either. He's always out there.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
It always does have to come back to LeBron.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
What's a good season? Because enough to get rehired every season for 18 seasons when the entire position is different, but not the one person who plays it. Because he's been around long enough that they were a different size when he started.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
It's either one of the most amazing things I've ever heard, or Greg Cody and Stugatz are here to tell you how it's not amazing at all because he kind of stunk, didn't he?
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
And they can't read the internet. I didn't say it. No, I understand. But it's just doing the show with two of you on Tuesdays.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Who could have seen the Mercedes Lewis show coming on a Tuesday? You couldn't have seen it coming from any angle. Only on the Levitard Show. One of the funny things that just happened here that is behind the scenes a little bit.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Billy, I don't know if you've noticed this, but I don't know if there's anyone around here in our entire world who enjoys Stugatz's weekend observations more than Greg Cody.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
But it's not just a good friend. It's not because he just loves you. It's because Greg Cody has a special appreciation for the one-liner. He has been writing that as a Sunday column that you've never read, Stugatz, for about... 25 years? I think it's one of Greg Cody's most long-standing benchmarks. Do you want to take a guess, Stugatz, what he names that column?
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
A column in the market that if you were reading sports for the last 20 years and you were the friend that he is, you might have read one time in 20 years.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
It is not the weekend rap. It has got a strange name. Something about a bird? No, it's not an upset bird either. That's his weekly picks column that is on Thursday. First of all, Greg, is this your most longstanding featured landmark journalistic item, this notes column?
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Greg, go sit in the penalty box.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Greg, the show's moving a little fast for you. Go sit in the penalty box for two minutes because you're just shouting rhymes in various directions.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Thank you, Greg, for all of your good work. You have been a star for a couple of years. He only slept like two hours. You can be forgiven for being terrible. Look at him. Look at him drinking vigorously from a cup, not going to the penalty box in the other room. He does what he wants.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Chris, this is what I genuinely want to go down this path with you. You really know your father. It's one of the great delights in listening to the Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
He's just leaving. He's just going home. Chris, I really want... for you to explain to the audience what a amazing both honor and pain in the ass it has been to be the producer on his podcast as all of it has gone to his head because he really does believe at this point that any syllable he says rhyme a word, he believes everything coming out of his mouth is gold.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
He has never had more popularity and success in his career than he's having right now with this resurgence.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
He just ran out of gas on the show in a way that he even acknowledged because all he had was Jack, Buck, Juck, and then he just folded his cards. Because at the end of three hours, there's nothing left in the tank. He's an old man, and we're taking all of the
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
fumes that he has left and we're trying to make gold out of all of them and as an added bonus he thinks everything he does is emmy worthy that he thinks that there's no one better at this than he is no one's funnier no one's better off the cuff no one's more important and no one deserves this stardom more than he does him maximum
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
It's important that you defend Greg in these circumstances. It's been a good career move for you.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Jessica, I want to ask you about something that I think is super unusual because over the last 10 days, I have wanted to tell a lot of men and just a lot of people around sports. You know, we can learn here because we're not going to pretend like we've been paying attention to the WNBA and know how to actually break down the games because we have some expertise about the players involved.
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Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
We can listen to the people who have been there and not just try and create entertainment around this thing. But when it comes to Caitlin Clark, I have found myself watching what's happened over just the last 10 days and been interested in this part of it, which is like, okay, we're really going to do this. We're going to make her controversial, even though there's nothing controversial about her.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
We're just going to dump all of the symbolism on her and have the conversation about just her and And we're kind of going to be idiots about it. So as these numbers all skyrocket, right, because there was a game that was supposed to be played last week in a 4,000-seat stadium, they moved it, and in a half hour they sold out a 20,000-seat stadium.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
As these numbers all skyrocket and we see the discourse get dumber because a lot of men are fumbling around trying to keep up, on this what am i to do with just the smartest commentary you've heard on whether caitlyn clark was snubbed whether it's good to market the sport because she's super famous or if that's a spot that needs to be earned on olympic team to represent our country
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
She's not in any way controversial. She has not had a misstep, correct? She's handled all of this very, very well. To be a polarizing figure, you understand she's doing nothing to contribute to that. Nothing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
She is being resented, and it's obvious that anybody who came in that position would be tested by the entire competitive ecosystem of, do you know what these women have endured to get where they are on the backs of a lot of work and not a lot of attention for her to get all of it? It would be normal human emotion. to resent all of the attention that person was getting.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
My favorite part of what's happened over the last 10 days, though, is just the general presumption and arrogance of just everyone who just got here with, snub, dumb, I don't know anything, but dumb choice, snub, and now you're telling people who have real expertise, excuse me, you're going to need to hear me on this, dumb snub, and that's what we're doing because we want to get in the conversation that we're late to.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Time now for Stu Gatz's weekend observations. What happened?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Outrage is all good for the sport. All of this is good for the sport. We can welcome the idiots and have more in the tent.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
No, but it's not just ESPN, right? So last night, and this is a delight. Look, man, if you've not been watching what happens in sports media, okay, black women are at the end of the line in where it is that opportunities present themselves. To see Monica McNutt on The Daily Show after... saying of Stephen A. Smith, I thought we had a deep enough friendship that I could challenge you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
I could challenge my friends. Monica McNutt has become a star here recently, and there are a lot of people covering this sport.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
with expertise and personality that make the shows better and more informed than a great deal of what it is that you're watching where you're like oh shit these women had to be really good to get where they are they can't do it the way the men have done it so easy and so you see monica mcnutt transition easily to arguing with stephen a smith after doing a lot of work for the knicks after being on around the horn and now she's on the daily show last night and she's saying to john stewart let's be honest if
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
not for caitlyn clark i'm not sitting here and he says no no no that's not true and john stewart it is true she would not have been on your show monday if caitlyn clark weren't an avatar for men now want to talk about this too and we just got here and we're going to be the experts and we're going to tell monica mcnutt what she doesn't know because we just got here and caitlyn clark dumb snub well she also likely wouldn't have been on the show had she not challenged stephen a smith
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Correct. And this is what it looks like to have that sport bring power to everybody around it so you can now hear all the voices. And oftentimes those voices are going to make the old established men look and sound dumb because we just got here and we don't know what we're talking about. Anything that passes for expertise on your television from most of the men talking about this
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
is bluster and it's whatever it is they can fill the content space because they need to talk about this thing, not because, for the most part, I shouldn't say this about everybody because it's not true of everybody, for most of us, it's true of me and I recognize it in my brethren when I find that they need something to talk about and they need to figure out how to do it on television.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Greg, you seem to want to get in there the whole time, and now you have nothing when I look at you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Stugatz, I'm sorry. I was distracted during that because... No, I just noticed that behind Billy, they've put on the televisions the Clevelander window. And so I just went flying into the past back there visually because that's not a window. I miss it. And that is not... That brings me back. I just got lost.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
I'm sorry I was distracted by that. I don't know who did that, but it's brilliant. It just brought me back in time. I got legitimately confused. I'm more comfortable. I just asked Billy a second ago, how long has that been up there?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Yeah, I don't believe you on that, that it's your second favorite week of the year. I don't think any. All of the football weeks are more of a big week for you than that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Yeah, we didn't get Sedano this time, no. What happened? Ted Danson instead.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
That's what he said. He said it's the good place now. It's not cheers for him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
He also could have been the dad in Poltergeist, but the aforementioned Tom Selleck, he was fighting him in Magnum P.I., and then Spielberg noticed he had a bald spot, and he just didn't make him the dad in Poltergeist.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
A big week for Greg Cody. A big year for Greg Cody. A late career resurgence. The Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody climbing up your charts.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Yeah, you think he's eating in the fanciest of restaurants there. He's not eating fish and chips.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Yeah, it's all of the above. Yeah. Good. It's amazing what's happened there. He spent all the money and they're the worst. The rebuilding. Oh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
That's just unbelievable. What a bad move all of that has been. He has spent so much money to be the worst.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
One of the things we do all the time in this country is we think that the people who have money are smarter than everybody else, and they're not.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
It's not the worst part of that. The worst part of that is there is a fool running the Mets.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Absurd. Get over yourself, McDonald.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Yes, that is a fine, a big one. You dare to have a meeting at a time that I don't approve of. Mick overrated.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Cody loves that. Look at Cody. Look how delighted Cody is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
That's where we are. How South Florida is that? Rodriguez has knocked off McDavid through two games. Rodriguez can't be stopped. There's a person in the Stanley Cup final named Rodriguez who's scoring more goals than anybody.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
I love it. How is that possible?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
I am scared for the first baseman, the pitcher, and the third baseman every time someone swings in college baseball.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
I don't mind the sound. Do you like the sound of an aluminum bat at Levitard Show? Put it on the poll. I think most people like the sound of that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Do anybody... listening to this, know who you're talking about? Gags? Taylor and Ethan?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Have you established the characters of Taylor and Ethan, or are you just talking to each other?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
No, that's a fine for you. You owe Jessica money here. That's a fine for you. Really? Yes. You've not been paying your fines. Cody's not been paying his fines. Cody owes you a bunch of money, Jessica. I'm the only one around here paying his fines. You guys owe all sorts of money to Jessica.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
He just wanted some easy applause. He knows what the notes are that he has to hit to just get some easy applause.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Marcedes Lewis Show
Happened to you a year ago this month. Yeah. With the quarterback of your football team, the New York Jets.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Stugatz is someone else changes my tires for me, Rich. Ah, Frankie Tires.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
I see you have your whole set of golf clubs set up behind the car.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Well, the thing is that's another one of your loaners, is it not?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Ice pick over here. That's what they used to call them. Frankie Tire's an ice pick. Danny Ice Picks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Is that true? Did you slash his tires, Dan? Did you? I thought about it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Ooh, yeah, could you put out your cigar butt in the tire and melt it? Yeah, he could burn a hole in the tire.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Sounds like you've tried it before. Yeah. Have you tried it before? The visual of Elise out there, like, doing it for you is funny. That's only on Wednesdays.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
You just let the air out then? What was the damage to the tires? Did you get it fixed? I mean, yeah, I brought it in. I have a loaner.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
I'm starting to think you did this to your own tire just to get a loaner again. Because you've had your car for one day the past six months. Right. I missed the loaner. Do you know why?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Never forget. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Yeah, and out of town or in town for a good time. Buttercup.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
I think I'd go to an ENT named Eberflus. Yeah. Dr. Eberflux?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
One that you couldn't get here, though. It's only available in Europe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Lovie? No. It's decent. Dan Quinn just does nothing for me. Lovie Smith is a good high school football coach, like in Texas. Lovie Smith could go on to win like 10 out of 12 state championships. Dr. McDaniel could touch my feet. Right. All my head coach names love him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
This is the Dan Levitard Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
He's not a podiatrist.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
I'm seeing 5'11", 243. Oh, that can't be right. He's like my size. I have pictures of him, Billy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
He can't be fined for that. You made him turn it on. That's his phone. You made him do it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
This is entrapment. You can turn it on quietly.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Moving forward, they all count.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Yeah, coming out there, you know what I mean?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Like, New Orleans, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
So it's just New Orleans, right? That could be the only place? For now. He doesn't look like someone that would go to Mardi Gras, but looks like everyone that's at Mardi Gras once you get there. No, he looks like Key West. Good point.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
But he doesn't, like, okay. Unless you've been to Mardi Gras, you don't understand. Because he doesn't look like Mardi Gras from what you think Mardi Gras is. But once you get to Mardi Gras, it's all Mike McCarthy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
But I don't think there's any fall pretenses when you go to Key West. Like Mardi Gras, you're tricked into going thinking it's something else. Listen, if you're a teenage boy growing up, you say, oh my God, Mardi Gras, the promised land. I know what goes on there. Doesn't go on there. Does not go on there. Doesn't happen at Mardi Gras.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
That's the thing is as a teenager, I didn't grow up thinking I'd run into Greg Cody and Tom Jordan with mashed potatoes in their hair.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
I should ask her about Spain.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Because it felt a lot longer in real time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
jessica you've tried your damnedest to pull us off of the storyline of the day i really do hate preview shows and um god regular season basketball but our obsession with the nonsense makes it that uh we like the soap opera stuff and locally whether it's homerific zaslo saying we are the center of the basketball universe tonight
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
what was that what was that voice what was that that's his voice okay voice yeah his regular voice all right he he brought something from a little bit lower i thought i thought it had a little loyney i i i what i felt there what i heard come off him was pride do you remember how important we were 2010 to 2014 when i was sitting in a press room and that snake sedano was betraying me because i thought it was all over it was us against the world and then
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
LeBron saved the blueprint, and we're so desperate for those times around here that you get a sniff of it in the regular season. Hey, look, a game that matters! A game that matters that now Jeremy's in a lab making songs, multiple songs. Look at the smile on his face. Pain births creativity.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
Wonderful. So the best result is what? Because that's for you. What is the best result for Zaz, for Jeremy, for Billy? What is the best result for Tony? I want to know. I want to know because I'm not going to be allowed to care like this again this regular season. We will talk about Oklahoma City and Houston and Denver, but it won't be the same. It's over. You want to hear my honest opinion?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
No, but it's all over. But what we're getting tonight, so those of you, what we're getting tonight is your social media gives you five years of memories tonight. Here's the scrapbook tonight. Hey, you want to close on the relationship? Here's what you were doing the last five years. I don't know what the Heat are going to sneak in there subliminally. Good job.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
I feel like the lamest thing tonight would be a kerfuffle with Dustin Robinson. Dustin Robinson!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
Which is the song, Jeremy? Do you want to sing about LeBron or do you want to sing about Jimmy first?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
That's a breakup song. That's sad. What is that? That's not what tonight is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
It's been worse the last 12 games. I mean, do you know how staggering it is? I'm sorry, I'm struggling so much. Do you know how staggering it is for me to go from what I've been saying about the Heat 15 years to going to calling Bam and Hero bums? The All-Stars bums because of over 16 games? That's the thing that's super weird about it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
I don't understand why Bam is now terrible. Well, he's not.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
But again, to your point, he's not good. No, the thing that's happened with winning has just made it so clear that there's something between... You guys tell me if I'm wrong because you guys do check on the advanced stats and the differences in the lineups. But when Tyler Hero's getting the usage rate, he's the all-star. And when Bam's getting everything that he can, he's the all-star.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
But they can't be all-stars at the same time if they don't have another all-star who's better than they are.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
The biggest heat of homers there are, Billy, again with the culture. What do we need to do around here to eradicate that, just to shock?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
No, I know, but you, yesterday, yesterday and today, look.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
You know what else Zaz loves? The strangest of the cheeses on his sub. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. No, no, don't tell them. Don't tell them. Don't tell them. Guess is... Strange cheese? Wait, what kind of sub? Well, what would you guys say? What's the best of the cheeses on the subs? What is the... What do you mean any?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
What are the best of the cheeses? Don't make guesses on what it is that his cheese is. Just give me what you would say are the Hall of Fame cheeses.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
Utility infielder. Roy, you just whispered it. I don't think anybody heard you. Munster.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
I don't believe anybody. None of you guessed Munster as the best of the cheeses.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
Incredibly normal. No, I'm not. I wasn't saying it's normal. You eat aged cheese, don't you, Dan? Well, you know me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
I have to stay away from the dairy. I love blue cheese. Oh, I would. In a previous incarnation, I would. But now it's all alternate milks. Alternative milks. Oh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
I thought, put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Over or under of the person who calls the police the fuzz. 100 years old, put the number at 100 years old.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
Have you guys seen Jimmy when he does, like, architectural digest?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
I'm more of a 12 guy. His home in California is his second home, and it's unbelievable. Like, the places that this person lives, there's a reason he wanted that extension.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
Okay. All right. Jess, you must never apologize for making a digestion joke at my expense.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
That has to be a safe space for all of us. I am still alarmed as we head into this second hour, hour two of the show. It's actually the fourth hour of the show, but it's hour two of the show. Yeah, we do a lot of show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
Zaslow said something that I have not heard for all of the content made everywhere about this stupid Jimmy Butler game I have not heard said plainly on television what Zaslow just said during a break he just said Jimmy's full of shit yeah he's a liar yeah he's a liar go on
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
Okay, so you could say full of shit, but I would say doesn't he end up being right about it's 35 years old and the last 16 games have proven that franchise wasn't going to give me an extension that got me to 37 and I need to get my money now because I'm tired of playing with these bums. Like... Isn't that what happened?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
Like, isn't that some form of, I know they're my friends and everything, but I'm tired of playing with these bums who have turned out in 11 games since, to appear like bums.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
Okay, you can say that it's nonsense, and I would see how a proud athlete would be disrespected by, hey, do you know basketball's history on who does 40-point games? Eight games in the postseason? Like, no, get me better dudes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
I don't want to have this conversation again when you say, though, that it would have been reckless to give it to him, perhaps. But one team was willing, and it's why Jimmy wins. Like, yes, it's reckless. And Golden State gave him the money, and he got the money because he was telling everybody, I'm 35. I know it's over. You guys don't know what these bums are.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
You don't know what I've been carrying for five years. I know I keep saying bums again and again, but, like, he's been. I don't know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
And Connor Norby. So you guys are right. I'm going to get to these songs in a second. But before I do that, because you may be indeed tired, as I'm sure you are, of storylines instead of real basketball, I've been telling you that Juju Gotti is a special talent around here. And last season, Juju took over our live YouTube after games in a show called Alley Oop.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
And it does basketball a little bit differently. Less storyline and a little bit better than the heat Homerism you find around here. From who? Yeah, I can't believe we brought in somebody. Jess, we brought in somebody who's more of a Homer than the other Homers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Fuzz
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Justin Tucker Allegations
I kind of want to put some googly eyes on it. Wait a minute. Can we draw some eyes?
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Hour 2: The Justin Tucker Allegations
The last thing you had legitimately seen me do with your father was to tell him exactly what to do late in life. Did Greg just physically slap his knee? I did.
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Hour 2: The Justin Tucker Allegations
Greg, you can leave. It's nice seeing you again. Nice back, too. Thank you for helping us during Operation Bloomin' Onion, Boomerang, whatever it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Justin Tucker Allegations
This is why Gary Furman, as a 60-year-old man, is lurking around in message boards arguing with people about who broke that story because of what Greg Cody said. Confirmant.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
I love Australia. Never been. I love a blooming onion as well.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
I invented it. It's going fantastic. My wife and I are staying home tonight. We're watching the debate on TV. We're going to do something special for dinner. It's a nice day for me so far.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
I don't care if it's the first one ever.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Look, not just for Inter-Miami, but for the league and for American soccer in general, his signing with Inter-Miami is still flabbergasting to me that they got him, and it's a monumental success just from a financial standpoint, unequivocally. What I'm saying is, if you came here to play for an MLS club, Be sort of nice to win an MLS championship.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Last year, they had the best regular season in history, and they took a big dump in the first round of the playoffs.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Major? League's Cup? Major trophy?
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Right. Well, the Club World Cup, their first match is designed that they're going to win easily. I mean, they play a club from Egypt, which is not a renowned soccer nation.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Nobody thinks Inter-Miami won MLS last season. They didn't. They had a great regular season. Then they went...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Yeah, I didn't know that. Nowadays, they send all their convicts to New Zealand. Really? Kiwis. Also not true.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Like a wig made of trout? No, it's a fish wearing a wig. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
It's hard to compare a male actor with a female actor to a certain degree. Is it? Yeah, I'm not saying I would be an actor.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Yeah, that's exactly right. I'm not saying I would be a great actor. I would be, you know, a journeyman. I would be a working...
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Oh, she's great. You know, very political. Her speech was what you expected it to be, but I thought she looked fantastic. And Jess was telling me that she's had work done, okay, but I didn't think it was obvious.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
You reported it to me.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
I think she looks great for 87. I'm not afraid to say it.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Isn't it Ogle with a hard O?
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
I will say I agree with him. The dinner at home after Vegas is always sad. It's like this hamburger helper just doesn't slap the same after a week in Vegas.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
No, I didn't say anything about my family. The dinner though. That first home dinner. Ihr wisst, worüber ich spreche. Es ist wie ein verpackter Hamburger-Helper.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
That's too far. It's Greg, bitch.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
He's a new man. That felt like a Lewis line.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
Are we going to do normal show or are we just going to have this the whole time? I'm so tired of this character.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
Honestly, laughter is the best medicine. At this point, laughter is the only thing that makes him cough.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
You are struggling, my man. Are you okay? It was all the standing. All that milk and coffee really helping your throat today. Have some laughter for that cough.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
Er klingt immer noch glücklich, auch wenn er furchtbar ist. Er hat einen Emmy.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
It's B-Roll, we're just gonna watch it.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
Es sieht aus, als ob jemand nur ein paar Inzents hochgehen würde, sie inhalieren und dann einen Schlag nehmen würde und dann es ausatmen würde.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
Es ist interessant, dass Lucy sich daran interessiert, weil ich habe gelesen, dass er seitdem er weg ist, das Alter einfach erhöht ist. Als er da war, war der mittlere Alter originally 48, und jetzt ist es 63. I feel like if we really want this show to get back, that number needs to be lower.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
Was bringt ihn zurück? Außer, dass die Satire besser ist, dass es klüger ist, dass wir es mehr genießen. Aber macht es eigentlich einen Unterschied? Verändert es die Voten der Leute? Wird seine Stimme einen Einfluss haben? Das ist eine gute Frage.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
As soon as you get to Tuesday, you're like, alright, we got six days. Exactly right.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
But he's telling, he's like, he's saying things that are happening throughout the week, Billy. It's not like he's just talking about things that happen on Monday.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
It's on me. I gotta stop talking. It was a long pause by my dad. Very long pause. It's so awkward.
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The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
While I find him so entertaining, I'm curious if it will make a difference. The middle is where the vote gets decided. I hope it's yes. I'm not saying I don't think it will be.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
And if that's like that doesn't seem like something that necessarily has a full harness on its emotions. It feels like if that gets angry, that might get a coffee cup thrown across a kitchen.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Well, I was just I was going to say what a testament to love you are that you would put your own pride down in the name of what a lovely thing in the city of brotherly love for you to say him to see that with his family. I can't deny him that for my job, even though I'm the bread earner in this family.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
How many people do you trust with the kids? Not enough, right? Like it makes it too hard. I know I can't get my wife to trust anyone with the pets.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
It should be a punishment for someone, actually. You're unleashing untrained Eagle fan, Eagle dad... descendants into the world and they want to eat each other's ankles. Okay, I got it. Can you help me understand what we should take from the Ravens-Bills game? Obviously, there's going to be a lot of people talking about a lot of different angles, but the most interesting one to you was blank.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Let's speed her up. Let's speed her up right now. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Give her the music.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
That's the choice, right? If we were going rapid fire and I were to say, Ben Johnson, why now? You'd say that quarterback.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
When you say you were looking at Marcus Freeman, you were also looking at Marcus Freeman the way we all look at Marcus Freeman? Or you were just looking at him professionally? You were just looking at him?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
What are you doing? I'm firing Sean McDermott if he loses. They've made Josh Allen not reckless. That is a coaching miracle. Correct.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
This is all you want to do. Stugatz is just firing.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Okay, what we're doing is stupid. With Ryan Day and Sirianni, what we're doing is stupid. Making it from quarter to quarter, the referendums on whether they should be fired or not.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Patrick Mahomes is 16-3 in the playoffs. He's already tied Joe Montana for wins in the playoffs. 16 is a crazy number. They're not that good at offense this year. Your Mahomes thoughts.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
I'm trying to figure out where Cam Ward's going. No, but Mike Ryan reported exclusively that he happened to know and he knew who the number one pick was going to be, and that's not gathered any steam at all.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
When it comes to Jerry Jones and however it is the game would pass you by, wouldn't it be in your 80s just like that?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Wow. He's got all the power in Dallas. He's the one running everything, is he not? He's the reason that everything stops with him, yes? He's got too much ego.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
I'm going to speed you up here in a second with just quick topics. But go ahead, Billy. Ask Diana something right before I do that.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Diana, 20 seconds or less on each of these. Five to close us out. Mike Tomlin.
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Dan Campbell.
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I didn't need two seconds or less. I needed 20 seconds or less.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Excellent. 20 seconds exactly. Dan Campbell.
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Mark Andrews.
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Stroud.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Thank you for providing more detail on where you're going with that.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
More. See you later, Diana. Good talking to you. Yes. Oh, I'm glad you enjoyed it enough here. I love NFL. I want to do that show with your husband. How do I do the relationship show with you two? Because there are unrelenting landmines all around you guys trying to sort this out as his emotions get in the way of your job.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Then he goes away. Good seeing you. Nice seeing you. Love you guys. Always nice seeing you. I want to do more with her relationship. There's a lot of funny stuff there. Let's see if we can get her.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Maybe not. But let's see if in the next two weeks her husband wants to come on with her.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
It's time now, belatedly, for Stu Gatz's weekend observations.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
My kids were crying. Threatened to ban it. That's how you win young people. Just give them their sugar back. Pretend like you were going to cancel it and then give it a 75-day reprieve and you can be emperor too. I told my kids to have a conversation.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Eight sacks, and you guys are going to tell me C.J. Stroud has regressed. That's why I was badgering poor Diana about C.J. Stroud. Do you realize that's a career high for a quarterback being pass rushed during a game? It's 23 times.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Leviton Show. Should the Lions trade for Stafford?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Was Detroit... Put it on the poll, Juju at Levitar Show. Was Detroit saving Eminem for the next game?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
I board with Group 1.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Well, you're doing something. What airline are you flying here? Because Group 1, is it first? Oh, so it's first class. You're Group 1 because you're first class. You're telling everybody you're first class and they're not first class. Military.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
You're active military? We don't know about that. Is this how we're learning that you're a spy? Yeah. You're revealing to us that for all these years, you've been inside the government fighting secret causes on behalf of the military.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
We've got to do that. We've got to do this. We've got to have Stugatz go to get first class in a military uniform that he bought at La Casa de los Trucos over here on Calle Ocho.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
We have to do that. We have to get Stugatz into Group 1 without paying for Group 1 because he's simply dressed as the military.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Yes, agreed. But I'm just saying I'm used to it, at least with my running backs. A little hard to tackle is kind of the job description. Quarterback, not as much.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Is that right? Yeah. Okay, so we've decided never mind about that whole cheating for 30 years thing. Okay.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Well, I think it should be the bat exploding. He'd have a statue unlike any other. Weren't there like gum balls, rubber balls in the bat?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Just spewed all over the field.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
I got to speed them up here, huh? Well, can we just go back a second, though, and just make the statue rubber balls just falling all over the field? Super balls, not gumballs, that would be. Yeah, I'm sorry. That wouldn't work. I just think about that, filling your ball with sort of gumball rubber balls. What else would you do? How would you describe those? Super balls?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Yeah, super balls.
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It was right there in front of me, and I missed it.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
My bad.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Keep an eye on Anthony Edwards around Valentine's Day.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
We've been out of time, but you've got three or four more pages there. Just two.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
It was Jared Goff's fault, though, was it not?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
For Stafford.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Put it on the poll, Juju. Bigger Barkley in Philadelphia, Charles or Saquon?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
One of the things I love about you traveling is your airport observations. Like the things like where clearly you're having just thoughts walking through the airport.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
We have to do it. We have to do it. I've done it. We have to get you on a flight and have video with you as you scam your way. I'm sure it's a crime of some sort.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Stukas wandering around as Sergeant Fuller. Just going from trying to get perks at the airport.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
It's so good. It's such a good character. We could have a camera follow him through an airport. He would absolutely soak in the applause of having served in the military and possibly still serving in the military while only wearing a costume bought at La Casa de los Trucos.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Put it on the poll, Juju. Do you love yelling, let him play, when the ref throws a flag?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
What happened there? It's just the joke at Patino's expense. It's just old.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Tired. It's just so tired.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
You know, Ohio State, you know what? I'm here for the message. Fire him anyway. Because you're about beating Michigan. And the job is you got to beat Michigan.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
You're not sorry, though. You just cursed.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
The Jerry Jones thing is funny, no? It's crazy, yeah. He runs everything. Oh, he ran it right into the ground.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Deep dish is good.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Is your hair new? Yeah, your hair looks different today, doesn't it? What is that all about?
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What kind of question is that?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Hi, Billy. Is your hair real? No, not real. No, not real.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Go NFL is one of the worst. I love that one. Great mug. Go NFL. I'll have four.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Best original playoff weekend ever. That cannot be selling very much.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Oh, but Diana, you've got pretty good clout here, do you not? You have some ability to... You have some ability around your objectivities to really treat your husband to the time of a lifetime here, but only through your access and connections, correct?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Oh, right this way.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
I think that we should do a relationship show with you and your husband because... I love him. I believe, from what I can tell, obviously you never know what someone's relationship is, but they seem to have a really, really cool and fun relationship that must make Diana crazy.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
And you working 20 hours a day because the economy must be funded. And it is hard. It is hard, hard work in the information business.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
But Diana, explain to the audience, OK, because I really want people to understand. I think Bill's Mafia is as strong a fan base as there can be in terms of passion. And of course, all fan bases are a little bit crazy. But when you're watching Rams and Eagles and what is going into that furnace is Jared Verse telling you, I hate those people. They're not the smartest. And they're not.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
And they know it. They are cave people who really love their team, and they especially love that their meathead coach is beating teams to death with Saquon Barkley's thighs.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
That's correct. If they lose, they were firing Sirianni the last five minutes of the game. So, Diane, explain to America the Eagles fan. The Eagles fan after Nick Foles wins MVP of the Super Bowl, beats Tom Brady as the backup quarterback. That Eagles fan.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
This is the part that I want to get into because it is funny to watch this Eagles fan base fall in love with this team. It's different than basketball. Whatever you view, it's much different than baseball. Football mattering in this town and having the team that's tougher than all the other teams.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
When we make Mark Wahlberg movies about this tough, gritty city and how its football team represents to the world, The identity that Philadelphia gets from this football team that beats you to death. It's not just a football team that's winning the way Nick Foles did.
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
It's Saquon Barkley for 200 yards because he's tougher than all of your players or stronger or more physically fit. Uh, I don't think I understand totally what's in your household. You have to choose you there. Mom has to choose mom and her job there. And I think mom wants to be at that game doing her job. Does she not?
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Hour 1: Dianna Russini Explains Philadelphia Eagles Fans
Well, I want to ask how many people you actually trust with your kids. But now you've led me to the other question of tell me the stories involved. Not too many details, just objects thrown in the house. What? Because if you've dated a lot, you told us that you dated a lot of Tommy DeVito's agent.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I think he's overrated a little bit. Do we have to give him credit? Do we have to give him credit? Because Andrews didn't catch the ball. Do we have to give him credit?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
So was Peyton Manning, though, and I was arguing the whole time while it was happening that he was as good as Brady. He's not.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I want to ask you, because I am someone, having done this for a very long time, but not as long as you, who marvels at your general stamina. The question I want to ask you is, does your family get annoyed by how much you just cared about what you were just talking about?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
But Russo, it's the fuel in the furnace at the end that makes all of the economy grow until he has two agents.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Ice. I am mortified by your general behavior of being Maximum Stugatz, getting near the fame, and demanding that Timothee Chalamet, whatever his name is, I can't pronounce his first name, it's the first name I have trouble with because it's not Timothee. Timothee. It's not Timothee. It's Timothee. Get over yourself. Okay, well, that's the thing. It's Timmy.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
What do you want? I'm going to root for Washington. What do you want? He wants Bill's Washington. I want Bill's Washington. Jayden, give me all the history here. Jayden Daniels is the best rookie quarterback since blank.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Yeah, but I thought that he came in at the beginning of that season and immediately showed us, oh, holy shit, no one learns the position that quickly. You rarely see it that obviously, Ruto. Good point.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Don't do this. We don't want to do that show. What do you mean? What else has you maximum fired up today? Like you just went through the litany of all the things in sports you love. You got a three-day long weekend and a whole lot of football in it. So you come out rearing this work week thinking about what most passionately?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
That's fine. They would have taken the win over Michigan.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
You got to the top, you got to the top, and you immediately started calling in favors, and then Chalamet's got to give you an audience. And then you get the audience. Shameless.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
One last question from Stu Gatz, but just put it on the poll for me, Juju, at Levitard Show. Should Ohio State fire Ryan Day anyway at Levitard Show?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Well, I want to ask you, though, when Stugat says what he says, never mind seven weeks ago – In the last five minutes of that game, Eagles fans wanted to fire Sirianni again. That is where the expectations are for that team. Doug, you've seen this so many times, right? I mean, that fan base is crazy to begin with, but now give it the expectations of championships.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Oh, we can win one with our backup quarterback, and we can be so much better than everyone. They've got an offensive line that mauls people, and they're trying to win football the old-fashioned way, and those fans are the craziest, most rugged in the sport. A.J. Brown better not read something on the sidelines. They're nuts, doggy. They were nuts 15 years ago. They were nuts 30 years ago.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
This is the most nuts they've been, to have this particular team representing them, and they don't trust their meathead coach. They don't, because... They don't. Because they got spoiled on Andy Reid and they got spoiled on the idea of we deserve to be in the championship game.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Looking forward to it. He is the leader America needs right now. He's the host of Mad Dog Unleashed weekdays at 3 p.m. Eastern on Sirius XM's Mad Dog Sports Radio, and he is very much Stugatz's idol.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
All right, enough with the two of you. He's just showing off his historic muscle from 80 years ago. See you later, doggy. Thank you. Good job, Danny. Thank you. That's the ultimate compliment. The highest compliment. Danny, good job, Danny. I am swooning. Swooning with intoxicated delight that he thinks I do this well.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Doggie, you hear that? We can bring him back. You guys want to do tennis? He's the greatest. I believe that Mike Ryan, I believe if we got Doggie on right now, that Mike Ryan and Doggie could do the best five minutes in tennis radio or sports pods you will find anywhere in America or internationally.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
That too.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
That too. That's by default. That was a rhetorical trick.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
No, you're wrong, because I'm sure there is a community of pods, as there is everywhere, for things that people care about unreasonably. But it is rare, I will tell you,
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
for Stu Gatz and Mike Ryan to both be shaken by the nipples in the morning because they know they're watching historic greatness on the television and you want to be paying attention when you care so much that you know that the care that goes into Rafael Nadal, who's going to limp through the rest of his life because of God knows what he's done to his feet to try and keep up with these two, Djokovic and Federer.
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For Djokovic to still be someone who's in the middle of your dreams, nightmares, making Tuesday morning relevant because you want to see him lose or you want to see him win. But either way, you know you're watching historic greatness.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I want to get into, with Mike Ryan, what is surrounding Mark Andrews because I pulled too hard on the rope in calling him an immortal because I'm trying to protect him. I'm trying to shield him for what cometh his way.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Yeah, I think so. He's behind Sharpen Heap. I got carried away. I'm sorry for that. Billy and Stugatz immediately jumped to attention. He does need three more good years, though. Totally fair. To become Jared Cook. I think of him as pretty great because those guys didn't have as many touchdowns as he had. He's a really good player.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I got carried away. Tony Gonzalez is the kind of immortal that I'm talking about. Correct me if I'm wrong. Somebody mentioned this to me. I didn't know if it were so or not. But Bezos' wife is the mother of Tony Gonzalez. I didn't know that until yesterday.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
It is interesting, certainly. I've got four years where I'm looking at touchdowns increasing. And generally, if I tell you who's the best to ever play at that organization, by and large, you're going to go to touchdowns for an offensive player who's not a quarterback. It's how you're going to measure greatness. When we think of that team and all-time greatness, Dugatz, we think of Ray Lewis.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
We think of Ed Reed. Yep. Do you think of Jamal Anderson when they were rugged and— Jamal Lewis. Jamal Lewis, excuse me. Forgive me.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
You don't think of getting close to 2,000 yards, playing the Saquon Barkley way? You think of Flacco? That's who you're thinking of there?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
The reason I bring all of it up is because, quiet as it is kept in America's most popular sport, for 20 years now, the greatest of the organizations has been these Ravens. if not for the stupidity of what the Patriots were doing.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Like, largely, in terms of general excellence, they flip-flopped from we were a defensive organization to now we're an offensive organization, and both styles punch in the mouth all game. Jay Glazer's saying... That's a culture of violence that they have over there.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Ricky Williams saying, when I'm in that locker room with Ed Reed and Ray Lewis, I feel like a bunny rabbit with wolves, like you're talking about. The Baltimore Ravens, if toughness is something that you feel like you can see, it's been that organization... For a quarter century, for as long as the Patriots have been here and they've done it. Do I have this wrong?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
But the reason I bring it up is because I remember the Dolphin team that was 11-5 got carried away with itself, had a home playoff game, and the Ravens came in here and ransacked them with that defense. Because when I think of Ravens being great at football, I think defense. The last six weeks of this season, when they moved Kyle Hamilton to safety, they had the number one defense in the sport.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
And they fall at the end, but whether your expectations are the Steelers or the Ravens, The Ravens have been close to the best for 25 years, competitive in the conversation.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
They just don't win enough. More than the other teams. I don't know. Who do you regard as better over the last 25 years? Maybe that's how you do the measurement. Just Super Bowls and nothing else. And I can say winning and nothing else because Tomlin's on the hot seat in a way that Harbaugh is not because he doesn't get this far to the expectations being here anymore.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
He gets to the first round and that's when he's done and they're fed up with that.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
But they've been to the Super Bowl. They played the Patriots.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
All right, put it on the poll. At Levitard Show, who's been better the last 25 years, Steelers or Ravens? A remarkably sports question, but I regard the Ravens as better. I may have it wrong. I regard Mark Andrews as somebody who doesn't drop the ball.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
You guys have me as Mark Andrews isn't a Hall of Famer? You guys think Mark Andrews... He said he's an immortal. He's got to put together four more years. That measurement that you just gave me is for immortals, is it not? That's the measurement. You're trying to give me an immortal meter, were you not?
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
So, I'm not doing it this way. I'm not having the sponsor disrespected this way. This is Venmo, and the Venmo fine bucket must be respected. And so, therefore, you and I are going to have to pay our fines.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
It's been sent. No, I need to know, though. I haven't used the Venmo yet.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
You deserve a fine for just it's Tuesday, it's opposite day. It was. You deserve a fine for that.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Can you please help me, Roy, because you've told me again that we have another sponsored segment here of Boldest Take. The first one was crud. Is the second one any better? Probably not.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Yeah, you're right. Embrace it, doggy. And Bob Dylan would hate what you're doing. He would hate what you're doing. He hates what everyone's doing. He hates what Chalamet's doing. And you're out here endorsing. You're laundering Chalamet for Bob Dylan because they can buy you. It's embarrassing. But we'll get to that in a second.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I want to play the sound for you and the audience of you using your platform shamelessly to just curry favor with the famous so that your daughter can get cool things here. It's not objectivity. And it's wrong. And it needs to be called out.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Look, again, I don't like what you've become late in your career here, where you are simply trafficking in all of the powers that you have to do things that satiate only you and your ego.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I know. It's great. It's been wonderful to see it have a resurgent, where resurgent's so strong that he just got done casually saying, one of my agents...
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Well, you're not getting off the beaten path, but Mad Dog still has a good ear for this. He knows when the audience wants 45 seconds of Mad Dog and when they want 25 seconds of Mad Dog on a subject. But I do think it's fair to say that you might be the country's preeminent voice on tennis in this sphere. And so what you just saw this morning that still gets you up at 5 o'clock in the morning.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
You just saw a champion do what great, great champions do and push back youth by going and summoning his own, even though he's injured. And you just saw Djokovic throw back on somebody who's young and coming for his job with, no, I'm better than anyone who played in my era. I'm the best there's ever been.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
So it's one of the greatest compliments you could give as a host for all time to tell me that I am doing this correctly. I will have you know that as you were talking about tennis, I brought it to us. Yes, you brought it to tennis. I will give you your credit in a moment. If you give me just a second, I will tell your idol about the good thing that you did. That's where I was headed.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
As you were talking, Stu Gatz was saying in my ear, I couldn't even hear you. This is how he does it, baby. This is how the music plays. He goes through the resume and shows you how. He knows off the top of his head all of this person's credentials, and then he dismounts, and he's a gymnast for all time.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Stugatz was doing play-by-play on what it is that you were saying because he's enjoyed your tennis analysis for 30 years.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
He did. He knew. He's got the scouting report on you. He could do it. I would love to have Stugatz play-by-play that you could hear on how well he can do you for you.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
I again will present to you and the audience, though, is anyone in your life, any family, any friends saying to you, Mad Dog, the way you've been compromised on this Bob Dylan movie offends us from the 1970s. You're shilling on behalf of Bob Dylan's movie in a way Bob Dylan would find unbecoming. He hated Hollywood this way.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Oh, no.
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The Big Suey: Doggy On a Tuesday (feat. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo)
Hey, Mark Andrews, can you meet the media? Is that asking too much? Say it to me.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
I love him as an actor. Which did you like better?
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I haven't watched episode two yet. Why don't you spoil that one for me, too?
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I do, yeah. One of the great characters in the history of television, in my humble opinion. And to my credit, my personality... In my humble opinion, followed by to my credit.
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My personality does predate Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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I'm not going to say Larry David patterned himself after me.
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I would suggest the Food Network Tournament of Champions.
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Wow! Because that's a seasonal thing. They do the bracket thing, and it would really be a bummer to hear somebody say, well, last night, did you watch last night? So-and-so beat so-and-so. No, that's clear, because you can't be a spoiler on that show without saying who beat who.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
I mean, I'm not disparaging anyone. I'm just saying food poisoning is an easy thing to go to. For example, if I get shit-faced and I accidentally vomit on a court, food poisoning.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Honestly, I don't know that... I've had that feeling where you're running to the toilet and praying that you'll get there in time. I don't know whether it's food poisoning, though. Like, I never know that. Unless I'm ingesting something and immediately feeling like it was rotten, I don't know what food poisoning is.
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No, I was just using that as an example.
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It was shit-faced. Yeah, I used myself as an example.
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They might even sell out that game, which will be unusual for the Marlins.
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It's just a modern-day Harlem Globetrotters. What's wrong with that? I thought we had all outgrown that, you know, throwing a bucket of water on somebody. But, oh, there's confetti in there. It's not water. Ho, ho! I've seen a couple innings of a bananas game. I doubt that. It's not baseball. It's just some bizarre hybrid. What does that mean? I've seen a couple innings of it.
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Yeah, I haven't heard that quantified. Aaron Judge bats second.
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They have a lot of good players. If you're the Dodgers, you have so many good players. Naturally a good player.
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I come off as too critical sometimes. If you have little eight-year-old kids and you want to take them to see the Bananas, enjoy the clown show. I'm just saying, for an adult baseball fan to go to a Savannah Bananas game and really just be delighted by all the ridiculous antics, it's nothing that interests me. I can't like both.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
We're just sitting here. Motes in the outfield, get out of here. Yeah, it's not a sport.
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I don't, you know, you're brain beating me. I don't write the date and time.
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I use quite a bit of extra virgin olive oil in cooking. Olive oil prices have skyrocketed. I think they've doubled in the last year to the point now you buy like an average size jar of bottle of olive oil and it's like $18.99. It's like very expensive relative to what it was a year ago. I don't know why.
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That used to be the formula on record albums. Like, if the Beatles would put out a record album, three of them were looking straight at the camera, and then one guy's going like that, you know, just for effect. I like the vibe he's giving off in it.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Well, we watched the debut of Righteous Gemstones, even though Levitard had sort of ruined it by not only alluding to the episode, but really describing it in some detail. But I was pleasantly surprised to watch that episode and learn how wrong Levitard was. I thought it was a wonderful episode. I loved the series, and I loved that background story. I thought Bradley Cooper's always good.
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Hour 1: Perception Is Not Reality
We just would. We are getting somewhere now with this. Four nation competitions, every sport. NFL, who are we playing against? That would be great.
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Think about how funny that would be to watch.
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Who else? I'm talking about the Olympics. I'm talking about NFL boys. Okay, and how does that one go?
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Imagine the Sweden right tackle trying to block Aiden Hutchinson.
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Oh my God, that would be great.
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Baseball never forgave us, actually.
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I thought he would keep going with it. That was me trying to keep the ship going there. I'll just throw him something and he'll run with that.
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Das wird wahrscheinlich am Dienstag passieren.
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I've never thought about booing an anthem before, but the way I felt with Canada doing it, if I was in that building on Thursday and I heard booing, I mean, I'm not gonna... It's tit for tat.
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Hour 1: Perception Is Not Reality
Okay, ich glaube, dass wir das sind. Es ist faszinierend, wie gut er jedes Jahr macht. Er wählt nur Favoriten.
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It's kind of like when someone attacks Stugatz. It's like, no, that's my Stugatz. You can't say that. I can say that. You don't boo an anthem. Right?
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If you were with us, you would want to boo Canada's anthem if you were there.
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They call them flushable, not organic, by the way.
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The most competitive part of NBA All-Star Weekend was between a baseball player and a football player. Jerry Rice and Barry Bonds at center court. Did you see this? It was intense.
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This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York.
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I need to see who sat out of this flag football game for the NFL, because we got to rip them. I need to see MLB All-Star game, who sat out. Because we don't like, we're looking at this NHL thing, which is the outlier. Nobody acts like this during these type of competitions. And we're like holding this against LeBron. I don't know, like it's supposed to be fun these weekends.
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I don't understand like why we're getting so serious with LeBron over this.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Free trip to Vegas. Congratulations to the Carolina Panthers for being favored for the first time in 32 games. Also, good loss. There's nothing like screaming free play at your TV when you see somebody jump off sides.
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Dan, I thought after Deshaun Jackson, it would never happen again. Why does it keep happening? Why does it keep happening? Cross the goal line and then celebrate your touchdown.
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Allstott.
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I'm trying to think of the last white guy that could, you know, go for 80 yards. Ricky Prohl? It's just Cup.
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I mean, Ricky Proll was a deep threat.
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Where was I? I have no idea. Dan, you know what the D in Detroit stands for? Not defense. I thought you were going to say done or something. Something more dramatic. They're just getting started. Eagles with a 21-play drive to ice the game. You know what that is, Dan? No. It's football. Georgia Tech quarterback Haynes King announced he'll be back next season.
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That sound you just heard was Mario Cristobal shuddering in fear, even though the Canes don't play Georgia Tech next season. You were quick. You were coming for that, weren't you? He's still nervous.
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Timing is everything. Once I saw the new trophy for the Pop-Tart Bowl, I declared it a must win for Miami.
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Or at least every other year. It's weird. The Duke's Mayo Bowl can only dream of being the Pop-Tarts Bowl.
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There is, yes. I'm with Mike, though. I don't like gimmicky bowls, you know? Give me the Gator Bowl. Give me the Cotton Bowl. Give me a Rose Bowl. Give me an Orange Bowl.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
You can't spell Jameis Winston without the INTs. Yankees forcing Devin Williams to shave his beard. There's not a T in Jameis. What do you mean? There's not a... You can't spell Jameis Winston without the INTs.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Are these your observations or mine? I'm so sorry. So sorry. That's okay. Yankees forcing Devin Williams to shave his head. Hey, Yankees. Why don't you worry about winning a World Series and not about facial hair? Taylor. Taylor. The Jets were 0-5 against Mac Jones. You know what that means, right, Dan? Add their number? It means they were due. I hate them. Jets, awful win.
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Also, I want Aaron to come back. I hate them. The Jets lose must-win games and win must-lose games. I hate them. And Devontae, I'd like him to come back as well. I hate them. I feel fancy every time I say the name Zach Charbonneau.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Charbonneau, that's right. Or Charbonneau. I was thinking of Guy Charbonneau. That's who I was thinking of.
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Vivo's a restaurant in the Dolphin Mall.
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Top five names in sports that when I say them, they make me feel fancy. O-L-I. David Benoit. A lot of people think it's Benoit. It's not.
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David Benoit would be weird. Yeah.
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Right. Number five. Guy Carboneau. Number four. Jesper Parnevik. Fancy Schmancy. Number three, Zach Charbonnet. Number two, Bryson DeChambeau. And number one, Roderick A. Boubois. No idea if I said any of those correctly. I feel fancy, though. Roderick A. I think it is. Baker Mayfield, goods.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Geno Smith, the rare quarterback that is more likely to throw an interception in the red zone than a touchdown. Dan, last week I said you couldn't do better than Tommy DeVito for tanking. I was wrong because the Giants put in Tim Boyle. The T in Tim Boyle stands for tanking. As long as Mike Evans is playing football, he'll be open. He's so good. First ballot Hall of Famer.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Brandon Aubrey attempting a 70-yard field goal. Ambitious. Sam Howell can sling it, sometimes to the other team, but sling it nonetheless. You agree? Yeah, yeah, and he gets sacked a lot. I left out Taylor. Death, taxes, and Louis Riddick popping up as a GM candidate. Every year. The Jets now. Louis Riddick. Hmm. He's never going to get one. Really? Why are you doing that?
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I mean, he's been up for five. Okay, and? He doesn't get them. I mean, but you really, okay? He's up for a job, and the next season what I do is I see him standing next to Steve Levy calling a game. I mean, that's what I do. I would like him to get one. He's always the bridesmaid.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
He is. It's not fair to Louis Riddick.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
You guys still have that chat going on? Oh, yeah. Still on fire after last night. Klay Thompson. Revenge game. Jackson, Smith, and Jigba. Dangerous name to say. I was nervous just approaching it. Because of the X in Jackson.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Kyle Tucker traded to the Cubs. Dan, the stove is heating up. Taylor. Congratulations to the Jets for getting their first ever victory against Mac Jones. I hate them. Mac Jones has a 19-30 record for his career. He's 5-1 against the Jets, 14-29 against everyone else. I hate them. If Mac Jones only played against the Jets, he'd be a first ballot Hall of Famer.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Indianapolis Colts, the rare trick play that tricked no one. Dan, you know what Dan Campbell gets to do? Hit the reset button. When Dan Campbell is humbling his team, he's got you right where he wants you. Mike Lombardi strolling into a kid's house and saying, hey, you ever heard of Brady? Collision course. He's going to do that, right? That's his recruiting pitch.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
A new report on the Joe Burrow home break-in. Apparently, the robbers tried to enter via the Super Bowl window, but it was closing too quickly. I hope the Jets told Belichick no via napkin. Lions-Bills, Steelers-Eagles, first half, split screen, football heaven. Dan, if you decide to get a blizzard from Dairy Queen, what you've decided is that you are okay spending the next 12 hours in hell.
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Speaking of hell, Art Bryles. Dan, those are the weekend observations.
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The rest of the evening, it goes into the next day, perhaps an entire day. But you know what you're getting when you get it. I mean, it's delicious going in.
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I'm just saying I eat a Blizzard and I go to E6 on Jess's toilet chart. That's so gross.
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Royce tomorrow.
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I think Mike wins.
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Dan, he's been so good. 3,600 yards, completion percentage is 70%. Two quarterbacks have a higher completion percentage. Golf and Tua.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Oh, we need to slow down what we're doing with quarterbacks. Dan, when we were growing up, you would have guys sit behind the starter for three or four years. Geno Smith is a great example. What I'm saying is... He left the Jets a decade ago.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
That's interesting. You saw enough in the first four years where you're like, there's something there. If we just stick with this guy, there's something there. I had a quarterback that we drafted number one win in Pittsburgh in the playoffs. Mike, you're right because you can make the argument his third season was his best season.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
My guess is, Stan, knowing Stan the way I do, knowing the type of player that he likes, he's going to concede this to Mike because he likes Baker.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
No, I want to take the beard off. Take it off, Tony. You should be comfortable.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Tell me. You just said it.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Yeah, you can see how I'm confused. Rose, what is the song you like to sing from Wicked?
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Sing Popular.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Yeah, my body hurts. I mean, it's been a long football season. I don't know how you feel, Mike, but my body hurts. We have made a lot of trips this year, and the trip to the Dolphin Mall is the one that really got me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
They're not full of urine. I have urine in me.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
It goes where it goes. I mean, I hover.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
A doozy. Boom. Mm-hmm. Stugatz.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Weekend observations. Brought to you by Miller Lite. Great taste. Just 96 calories. Available for delivery. Din. People were ready to write him off. They said he was washed. They said he should just go ahead and retire. But on Sunday, Sunday, Dan, he turned back the clocks, reminding everybody why he was a four-time MVP, dropping dimes all over the field with 289 yards and three touchdowns. No.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
And even more impressively, at 41 years old, he could still scoot. Six carries for 45 yards. The team's leading rusher. And Dan, just like that. Make no mistake about it. Aaron Rodgers is back. Exciting. Hey Navy, do it in the Army. All the Jets win did is give me hope for next season. I hate them. The Philadelphia Eagles, the rare 12-2 team that feels like a ticking time bomb.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Well, you know, Navy beat Army, and I'm just telling the midshipmen, do it as a cadet. A lot of people think the Army is harder than Navy, Dan. You know the old joke from A Few Good Men? We give you a ride, the Army. You know what Jessup says? You give us a ride when we want to go fight? That's all I'm saying. Do it in the Army.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
I'm full of urine. Let's not vamp on that one either. Jesus Christ almighty. Follow-up questions. I probably need to let this one go. But every time I see Eric Crouch on the Heisman stage, it infuriates me. He has no business being there. Same with Jason White. Business is what I was trying to say. Why is Jason White on the Heisman stage? I know why Crouch is there.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Because the Miami guys split the votes. That's so bad. He had no business winning that thing. Crouch. Very few things in sports tug at the heartstrings quite like a good Heisman Trophy speech. Top five sports things that tug at the heartstrings. Number five, a good Heisman speech. Thank you. Number four, a good retirement speech. Number three, the Hawkeye wave. Number two, Tom Rinaldi's voice.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
And number one, Gary Anderson's miss from 38 yards to keep the Vikings out of the 98 Super Bowl. That's the best team to not make a Super Bowl in the history of the NFL. You agree, right? Do you feel bad for Gary Anderson? I'm wondering, Dan, do you? Because he was perfect that season. Perfect. Had a 38-yard field goal to put him in the Super Bowl against the Falcons. He missed it.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
It's a one-loss team.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
It was heartbreaking. Chris Chandler went to the Super Bowl. Is he the quarterback for the Falcons?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Here come the Senators. Can we stop saying every player is generational? You were mad about this before the show. You can't have 20 players be a once-in-a-generation type player.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
I like bacon. There's one generational player. That's it. Can't have 20 from one generation. Defeats the purpose. Supposed to wear a glove to eat bacon? I don't get your point.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
I think you eat bacon with your bare hands. I mean...
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Being aggressive and going for it on Fort Dam. You know what the Bills did to the Lions, Dan? They gave him a taste of their own medicine. They really did. Dan Campbell is going to cost his team a Super Bowl. How much longer are we going to pretend to care about the NBA Cup?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
You didn't hear it correctly.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Foles circle.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Tony mentioned two teams there, the Lions and the Bucs. First with the Lions, Dan Campbell said after the game, that loss is exactly what we needed. Okay. I told you, Dan. I mean, Dan Campbell loves a good loss.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I actually have my top five teams you don't want to see come playoff time.
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Do I need to sing it like Jeremy?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I had to do it like that?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Yes, so let's see. What's the list? Top five teams you don't want to see come playoff time.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
They do not want to see that team come Christmas time. Just one syllable, I guess it's tough.
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Rams sports talk. Number two, number two. The Minnesota Vikings. No one thinks they're any good. I mean, why? Number one, number one, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Dan, they've won four straight. They're going to win their next three. If you look at the schedule, it's Dallas, it's Carolina, and the Saints. You do not want Baker Mayfield in the first round. Baker, because some teams like to ease into the playoffs. Baker doesn't ease into anything.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Right. It was so impressive from this standpoint. They won the Cup last year, Edmonton trying to prove something. I believe the Panthers were down 4-2 in that game, and they came back to win it 6-5. That's such an impressive win, and they did it in Edmonton.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Not as an actor, just in that role. Very confident to do that. Why are you assigning the bad joke to me? It was Jess. I mean, I thought it was a funny joke.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Eight more minutes.
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Let's try this one.
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Eric Mangini.
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Frank Cavallonato. That's a tough one.
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That's how you do it.
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Adrian Wojnarowski.
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Adrian Wojnarowski. Yeah.
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Now you're talking. It's 45 minutes, though, when they open.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I have spent so many nights at that Flanagan's. I mean.
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Stay right there.
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Can't see Tony anymore.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I hate them.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Is he alive? He's on the floor. He's laughing at Rose. So let's move on to number four, Tony. So you were excited about Devontae Adams, Aaron Rodgers. They turned back the clock. It made me want them both to come back next year. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
It is. It's the loss you want at this time. They lost like six guys. Yeah, but it allows Dan Campbell... They lost like six guys again. It doesn't matter. Good loss. It allows him to humble his team and hit the reset button.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Billy has some thoughts on Carson Wentz and Nick Foles.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
We're going to go full circle later. He's just laughing to himself about those thoughts, apparently. Full circle. We'll talk about it later. We'll discuss it later. Carson Wentz has a chance to go full circle, but we'll talk about it later.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Oh, wow.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
It was a long way to go for a 40-burger. It was a wordy number two, Tone. It was.
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Check out that schedule. I mean, the Bucs are going to go into the playoffs on like an eight-game winning streak. They are.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Yep.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
The Internet feels like they're experts on everything, and so I'm not surprised that they're doing this on the heels of Travis Hunter winning the Heisman and seeing his wife uncomfortable in certain situations. Fiance. Fiance, I'm sorry. That comes with the territory. They're in love. For me, and I can't believe I'm saying this, Thank you. We're taking hot takes way too far.
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I mean, the kid won the Heisman Trophy and we're going to start just based on body language and reports. We're going to start talking about and giving him advice on his relationship with his fiance. He seems to know what he's doing and he seems to have a great support system around him that's protecting him. He'll be fine.
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You could have gone to college anywhere. It started off good. I thought you were talking about, hey, a kid winning the Heisman who's not on a playoff team, and then you brought it to a weird place.
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He lives there.
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And there's thousands and thousands of them. But friends to him, perhaps. Maybe. I mean, he spends all his time there.
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I'm with Mike. What I saw during that speech was a kid, and I didn't know him, and I still don't know him, but that speech kind of gave you a peek inside to what he is all about.
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Off the cuff. It was great. And you saw a grounded kid who said all the right things, acknowledged all the right people, Dan. I think he's going to be fine moving forward. I think he has a good support system around him, and he's a good grounded kid.
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If we like the kid, and I think me and Mike like the kid, it's impossible not to like the kid. But if you like the kid, let's all pray together that he doesn't go to the Jets.
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No, Stugatz texted me that one. Tony, you can't do that at Santa. No, Stu texted me that one. My bad. You can't.
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That is the best looking Santa I've ever seen.
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Is that a Christmas song?
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I know, but we asked him to do Frosty. I still haven't heard Frosty.
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Yeah, that part's fair. I mean, you have a Heisman vote. That part's fair.
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Now imagine if you saw the other ones play. That's right.
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It's a good question you're asking. That Flanagan's, by the way, is legendary. There's a good chance that Tony walks into that place and there are people still there from last night.
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And this is a rule, Dan. You can't have your Heisman moment come against Syracuse. You just can't. I mean, Heisman moments don't happen against Syracuse.
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You see things in there, man.
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Speaking of that graphic we put up there for the toy drive, there was a Christmas tree with the star of David at the top of it. I mean... That's how we're doing it?
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I mean, eight crazy nights.
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Listen, it's a sign. It says it on the door. They're not closed.
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Thinking about it with the Nerf balls, I mean.
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Yep.
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What about heaters?
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Legos are expensive. They are. Crazy expensive.
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Because seismic Heisman thing. Yeah.
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Hour 1: You're Out of Your Depth
Pretty good. That's a good one. Pretty good.
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Well, that's funny. So that's funny. That's awesome. Come on. That's funny.
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The first one's good. Chapel Bill is good. Chapel Bill is good. Yes.
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Don Levitard. Bob Craft. The only reason your organization is good is because of Bill Belichick. Stugatz. Belichick has done nothing since Brady left. He made the playoffs once. I think at the very least, he should not be a first ballot Hall of Famer. They should make him wait like 10 years to get it. He's an overrated coach. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Those hands have to be slippery, though, right? Just all of it is slippery? Yes.
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I don't think he cares, Dan. I don't think JD Vance, I think he slept fine last night.
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They seem incapable of shame. So I have a hard time thinking. I'm certain he had plenty of things to do after that that day. But I just think that they're incapable. Like, no, he's not losing sleep over that, man. He's done a lot worse than that.
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I think the Lombardi trophy is the greatest of all the trophies in terms of being able to handle it, carry it. You can pick it up with one hand. I mean, it's great. It's an efficient trophy. It is. And it means more than any other trophy.
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No, I think the cup is the coolest trophy for many of the reasons that you just described. I'm just saying the most efficient trophy to carry around with you is is the Lombardi trophy or the Heisman trophy. The Larry O'Brien trophy is pretty easy to carry around, I would think.
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Yeah, it's a bowl. A dish? That's the runner-up.
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It's such an amazing tournament, and it's why I love it so much, and it's why it's my favorite sporting event. And I say that every single year. It's my favorite week on the sports calendar. Saturday and Sunday at Augusta are just – they're incredible days where Justin Rose has the lead, but by the time he tees off, Rory is ahead of him, and suddenly he doesn't have the lead.
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Yeah, this one arrived at a place where it was no longer wearable. I couldn't wear it anymore. You never know where a hat stain comes from. Nope. All of a sudden, you take it off, and you're like, where'd that come from? One day it looks like new. The next day, you're throwing it in the garbage, and you're getting one from the wind at 2 in the morning, microdosing.
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And what that does to your – to your mentality and how you approach it from a mental standpoint, thinking you're going to have the lead and then you don't have the lead by the time you tee off. I got to tell you, Sunday was great to watch. It was also frustrating because that guy is such a talented golfer. And I think what captivated the world was if he didn't close that out, he's a career choker.
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But he did close it out, and he got it done. And the way he got it done was ridiculous. But he went from career choker, maybe never overcomes that final round, to one of the all-time greats. He is up there, Dan, now with Tiger Woods. He is up there. You can mention him in the same conversation because he has the career grand slam. It was frustrating from their standpoint.
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I'm not certain he deserved to win that thing. He blew it so many damn times I was getting aggravated with Rory McIlroy. McIlroy.
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But the reason I think people get so frustrated with him is the talent is so obvious. It is so great. He might be the greatest ball striker we've ever seen, and I'm including Tiger Woods on the PGA Tour. And Chris Paul. 20 years, played 82 games, huh? No rings. What's more impressive, 20 years, no rings, or 20 years playing 82 games? Who cares about the fact that he played 82 games?
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I mean, seriously. Show up. I don't care if I see Chris Paul play. In a day where superstars aren't playing anymore, you know, they play 50 games, they play 60 games, there's Chris Paul 20 years in still giving you 82 games. You know what he's giving you? 82 below average games. That's what he's giving you.
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I was talking about how talented Rory is, and that's why we get so frustrated when he misses a four-foot putt. You're too talented to be us.
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Oh, he won't be there. Oh. That was the joke, Jeremy.
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My problem with Chris Paul is when we, you know, back at ESPN, Stephen A would come on all the time and say he's a top 10 point guard of all time, and he's not. That's all. That's it. He's not. All the greatest point guards in the history of the NBA have won at least one title. At least one. Chris Paul, none. Congratulations on 82 games.
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He's still good. He's 40. Seventh in the league in assists. They'll be watching the playoffs with me and you. I would love that.
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He's always available this time of year.
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Jay Crossover. By the way, $250,000 to go to space on Richard Branson's rocket.
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Now, this is the first comment I've received about the hat. I will tell you the story that I was at the Sphere. I have a residency there along with Dead & Company. It was like 2 in the morning. I'm strolling through a little gift shop at the Wynn Hotel, and there was a mirror in there, and I looked at the hat I was currently wearing, and it was stained. It looked really bad, and I was embarrassed.
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Would you want to go to space? Not particularly. He would, but he couldn't. What just happened there?
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Even at a dead show at 2 in the morning, I was embarrassed about the hat I was wearing. And then I saw this hat. And I'm like, that looks like a good hat. Fits you well, too. I mean, I was microdosing on mushrooms. I was doing the things you do at Dead & Company at the Sphere in Las Vegas.
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The alley where you get blood every morning.
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Well, yeah, because the other hat is still stained. I don't know how to get stains out of a hat. I mean, so this is the cleanest and newest hat that I have, and I like it. I think it's a good look.
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That was mine, I mean, to be fair. The Bellistrator. Jay Billis doesn't have that. I mean, and all forms of it. The Billistrator. Here's the Billistrator. I know, but you have to take everything else, right? This is the Bellistrator. I get it.
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Postgame Show: Celebrating Tony
I have now finally, exhaustedly, and on behalf of our show, all of Miami, and Heat fans everywhere, arrived at great, great remorse at how diligently and zealously we have covered this Jimmy Butler story, because while Jeremy was super fascinated by every last detail, Stu Gatz and Greg Cody totally checked out on that conversation. They were tired of Chris Haynes, Chris Haynes' notes.
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They were tired of Jimmy Butler talk of any kind. They wanted that segment to not be 20 minutes shorter. They wanted it to be 35 minutes shorter.
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No, I will not be sucked back into this.
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Why is there such a big difference? Jeremy, I was looking at Jeremy's face, okay? Mm-hmm. And whatever it is that is the exotic club equivalent of money raining from the sky because everyone is having the best of nude parties, the look on Jeremy's face was, please give me more information about what Jimmy's upset by, why he's upset, who's upset whom in this ego pride fest.
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Postgame Show: Celebrating Tony
You guys are telling me you're tired of this story. I thought the juicy details of whatever it was was a breakup was the permission we're giving ourselves at every turn to be interested in, do you want to talk about Cade Cunningham, or do you want to talk about how it's all screwed up with Zion and he's going to be available to someone soon?
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Postgame Show: Celebrating Tony
Because the moment Jimmy Butler gets traded to Phoenix, we're going to be having a conversation about whether they're actually good enough to win the West.
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Postgame Show: Celebrating Tony
As soon as that trade gets made. Will they become favorites in the West? No, because OKC exists, but people will fall in love with three big names winning now, trying to win now. That is something that will, you're not going to tell me that that's not interesting to people. Like that's the interesting place for him to end up. It's exactly the kind of team that would take him on.
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Postgame Show: Celebrating Tony
This is what he was supposed to do in Philadelphia, but it was Embiid's team and it was Ben Simmons' team and he had to play the role of the third guy. And he did it great. And they lost to Kawhi Leonard by a shot, and it was closer than Embiid would ever get. He'd be going there to be the third guy.
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Postgame Show: Celebrating Tony
All right, so forgive me then. I will go somewhere else conversationally if you're indeed tired of Jimmy Butler. Back to the Pistons? No, not the Pistons.
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Postgame Show: Celebrating Tony
We could have talked about the Pistons for a while. That was a fun game. You don't want to talk about it because your Knicks are at the center of hope again. This is their best team in a long time. And at home, they got slayed by the Detroit Pistons. But the thing I wanted to ask you that I got away from early in the show is Tony's expecting –
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a hero's return from paternity leave because he's had a child, and I thought we were going to celebrate that as a show because I think he wants a celebration of having a child, and Billy doesn't want to celebrate that.
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Postgame Show: Celebrating Tony
No, no, no. He hasn't said. He did say he wanted one for freedom. He requested all of that. The Feather Boa, the big introduction. I'm going to make the magical jump from producer to star talent that was missed by Metal Ark. And Bomani, did we get that sound? Did we wrestle that away from ESPN? I think we did. The Who the Hell is Tony from Bomani Jones was some legendary sound here.
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Tony thinks he's something around here that he's not quite yet. But the way for him to become that is to hustle his way into MMA shows and have the audience caring about when he or his wife have a kid. Because Stugatz is correct. He didn't do much of anything yet.
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Postgame Show: Celebrating Tony
You don't think that Tony, which is a big party for the having of a child. No, no, I know that.
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Greg, you had a great show today. First two hours.
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But that's okay. You did tune out.
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Yes. There you go. For the rest of time, we will sign up for that.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Oh, my God. Yeah, that's horrifying for that poor thing.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
It's not how nature works. All right, listen to me. Anything can happen.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
That was the Derrick Henry of Iguanas. Look at this.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
I mean, it's back-to-back days for Greg. It really is. Thank you.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
What about that kind of thing? And the bobs. And the bob hairdo. It was all before that.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Hey, you guy turned into that guy. That wasn't you. That was a long time ago. He's done his work for the day. I have. That is a back in my day. Oh, I heard he has one. It's Tuesday. Of course, it's Tuesday.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Yep. Greg, do you have a third book on the horizon?
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
What I have learned about the book industry, Dan, and books in general, is you're never done selling your book. You're never done with it. And so Father's Day is right around the corner, and that's a whole new revenue stream for me and Greg on the same book.
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That's a fine, man. A Venmo fine. It's double on Tuesdays with Greg here. You know what? You're right.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
I mean, technically, you killed Greg and made him Ed. You did. I didn't kill him.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
I think I do. Well, he owes $2. How about just $1?
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
There it is. Greg told me. What was the exact mutter? Not trying at all.
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Did you love Funyuns at 11 a.m.
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An appetizer. I like this, though. A Hall of Fame for the underrated. This is great.
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I like the onion strings. Those are my favorite. Oh, like Flanagan's.
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That book is number one on Amazon right now. That's great.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Did you? I did the same.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Wow. Baby.
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Hour 1: THE RETURN OF BACK IN MY DAY! (feat. Ron Magill)
Why are you so shocked?
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Right. You see the commanders went on the road. The Lions, they have a week off. And, you know, the commanders are the last thing you saw. And so you think to yourself, yeah, the commanders have a shot here. And then the Lions remind you just how good they are and have been during the regular season. But, Dan, it does happen. Like teams from the wild card, they go on the road.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
It happened last year with Kansas City.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Changing your mind is a very dangerous game. Just stay entrenched. Greg, are you saying they're going to pull off the upset? Because if you don't say it, I will.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Oh, he was awesome there. So good, like Steve Atwater. He was the coolest.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
He was helped by the name Bob, right? Bob Sanders, yeah. And I think he was a strong safety. That helps as well. That's right.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
It's why we like Fred Warner. Bob's real name is Desmond?
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That's exactly right.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Demond. Important note. How'd we get to Bob, though?
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Don Levitard. It's all about me. Stugatz. Wee! This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
That kid's going to stroll into school as Patrick Mahomes' son. Well, that's the thing.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Ah, Cous. The Couser. The Couser.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Hopefully she's not cheating.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
I'm assuming that's what Arlene loves most about Greg. His unwillingness to mature and grow up. He's a kid. He's a kid at heart. He's lovable. He's great.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
A lot of great Bobs. A lot of dead Bobs. Bob Dylan, not so great, overrated. Nah, Bob Dylan. He's alive.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Yeah, but that's Robert. Bobby Hebert. Bob Climente. No, that's not.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Bobby Fischer. Bobby Bonds. Baboon. Ricky Bobby.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
That was 13 years ago. Bob Gibson? Bob Sura.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
No. Yes. Yeah. I think Gibson came after a Teddy Ball game. How about Bob Feller? I mean.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Oh, boy. All right.
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We noticed. We just kept it moving.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Bob Gibson has faced five Ted's. None of them were Ted Williams. But they did overlap by years. They just never faced each other.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Occasionally you get two points from Greg. Three of those years, by the way, he was in the military. Okay, thank you.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Yeah. Bob McAdoo.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Yes, I was saying that's probably what Arlene loves most about Greg Cody.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
It's an odd name. It's Erlene. It's her name.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
I'm revealing a minor imperfection in your demeanor. If Greg gave you the opportunity to cheat on him once a month in exchange for wrapping all the gifts perfectly, would you take that deal?
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
There's context here.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Yeah, I really felt the second one. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Damn right. We thought you were talking about Teddy Bridgewater back here. No, well, we were. It started there because Greg and I were talking about how important the backup quarterbacks are, especially this time of year. You're one play away from having to go to the backup. It happened with Damon Ewert a few years ago, and he took the Chiefs on a 98-yard drive.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
So I have ranked the remaining eight backup quarterbacks that we have left in the playoffs. One of them is Teddy Bridgewater. That morphed into a conversation of top five Teddies of all time. How about that? Wow.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
I am willing to say the Rams are going to win the Super Bowl. You know, if you're an Eagles fan, that was the worst-case scenario playing out last night. You wanted the Vikings, and now you're getting a Super Bowl champion quarterback and a Super Bowl champion coach, and that coach is 18-3 in December, January, and February. And they're healthier. That's the quarterback.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
I can't believe I'm saying this, but if we get Rams at Lions for the right to go to the Super Bowl, it might be a better championship game than the AFC game. Like, that is great. It's a great game. That is so rich with storylines, man.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
I like that. He's the greatest guy who's stuck with the franchise.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
And Kyron Williams. I want to see that game because all the pressure will be on Detroit. It's their year. It's their time to get to the Super Bowl. And in walks Matthew Stafford. I love a good cagey veteran Super Bowl champion quarterback strolling into a stadium.
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The Big Suey: Bamboo Reed (feat. Earleen Cote)
Rams plus six at Eagles. It's good. I hear what you're saying. Plus six.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Baby! And I meant it literally. That kind of thing. He's ready. I am ready. Sometimes I'm not. Sometimes I am, but I get a bad rap. This time I was ready to go. My phone is off. My computer sound is off. Everything's good to go. I'm so ready, my name's Freddy. There it is.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Totally on me. 100% on me. Stugatz. But that goes without saying. Right. That it couldn't have happened. Well, now he said it. He didn't say it. He said it again. Greg, why? Greg, Greg, Greg. My apologies.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Right. I agree with you. I think the Chiefs think right now that if the teams played again a week from Sunday, Kansas City would win. I think every key player on that team, including Travis Kelsey, thinks that. I think they're wrong. I think the Philadelphia Eagles' lesson for the rest of the NFL is that you have to build from the – you don't have to, but you build from the inside out.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Philadelphia dominated because their offensive line is the best in the league and showed it, and their defensive line was able to sack Mahomes six times without blitzing, which left the pass coverage deep.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
It's easy and fair to say in retrospect that Kansas City should have run the ball more. One of the Chiefs' problems this year is that they didn't run the ball very well. Pacheco and Kareem Hunt Both averaged 3.4 yards a carry. Well below average. This is not a great running team.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Another problem with they should have run the ball more. is that this game got out of hand very quickly. And if you're running the ball down 34 to nothing, people look at you like you're crazy, and you are. The head coach needs a breathalyzer test if he's running the ball down 34 to nothing when your quarterback's Patrick Mahomes.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Right. As if someone automatically did need him. Who needs me? Dummy. You're going to go to Buffalo.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Yeah. By the way, anybody could have had Becton, including the Dolphins. The Jets had him. And they didn't go for him. The Philadelphia Eagles, three of their top five players are offensive linemen. I don't know whether that's unheard of, but it's certainly rare, and it showed.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
And I can't overemphasize that, in my opinion, the Eagles are great because their offensive and defensive lines are great. Nobody talks about the two lines much enough, but that's fundamentally why they're champions.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
That's peak. It was very theatrical. It almost had a Rat Pack vibe to it.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
And it should be because Miami's defense was so great that despite all of those Tessa Verde turnovers, Penn State scores 14 points. Despite all that, that's how great Miami's defense was.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Don Levitard. He called me on my own podcast. He called me full of shit, claiming that I'm faking interest in the solar eclipse.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
When I was 17 years old, Alan Cherry and I used to haunt the Bueller Planetarium.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
He hasn't been charged with anything. I think that's fair to say. He's being investigated along with others, but he has not been charged with any wrongdoing. I want to point out that the Heat's three new players last night were five for 25. They were all pretty bad. They're going to be better. They had one practice with the team. I would not judge that trade. Or this team, based on last night.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
It essentially, for a couple of years, for a few years, it would be me, Charles Bricker, and maybe Hal Habib. And we were the only reporters there. There was no ESPN yet. There was no national coverage element to the Dolphins or most NFL teams. And so it was very confined. So Gary Stevens would be coming in to a very small room, just a few people. Who needs me?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
You know, and we always felt like... Dummy, dummy. Yeah, usually the dummy. Usually. Not always. Not always. Not always. Okay.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
I don't know. I'm not sure. I like to think it wasn't me, but you're never quite sure. Had to be Edwin, right?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Right. Edwin, God bless him, rarely showed up at camp. He was a guy who went to games. That's where you learned it. Yes, exactly. That's right. That's right. But Stevens, you know, when somebody says to you, oh, Nadesmay, and you think he means it literally, you have to fabricate a question at that point. You can't leave him hanging.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
So even if no one needed him, you have to say, you know, Bernie Parmelee's playing great lately. Oh, you're going to go to Buffalo. Because at that time, you know, Buffalo had great players.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
I mean, they went to four Super Bowls in a row. Lost them all, but went to four Super Bowls in a row.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Right, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, that's honesty you don't get out of the modern offensive coordinator.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Yeah, that's what I was going to say is that because Kevin Durant was blindsided by this idea that he might be suddenly traded, he is a part of whatever toxicity there might be, right, based on his attitude and feeling blindsided and feeling not appreciated or whatever one feels when you don't expect to be traded. And all of a sudden you're in the middle of all these rumors, Miami rumors and such.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
I'm ready. He's always ready. Born ready. Headphones on. Mic in front of my snout. I'm ready to go.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
I mean, he's got to be pretty sour right now.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
I was born aware. Yep. I came out of the womb. I'm like, what's next? Who needs me? Let's go. I was snapping my fingers at two minutes old. I believe that, actually. I was. I don't waste any time.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
When I'm coming into the studio, I am ready to fly, man. I'm ready to go.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
I cheered for him. He turned the volume down on his computer. I'm not certain he knows how to do any of these things, so I don't know if the phone is actually off. I'm not certain the volume is turned down on his computer. And I also have to say, while celebrating it, I didn't like it.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Let's not make the Heat out to be a team that's only beaten the Cavaliers as their only signature win. They have beaten Minnesota, they have beaten the Dallas Mavericks, they've beaten some good teams.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Er wartet nicht, er nimmt sie.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
To your point with the Bills and Josh Allen rushing, James Cook, who is their primary back, is making just over a million dollars this year. Like, you're right. Like, that... It definitely changes how you put together your roster from that standpoint, when you have a guy who is both your quarterback and your primary ball handler in terms of being a running back.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
That's insane, but there's one thing that you left off Josh Allen's resume, and it's a ring. And I fear that because he's playing at the same time as Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, and he's being coached by that lousy coach at Buffalo, I believe that Josh Allen might be one of those guys who never gets a ring because Patrick Mahomes, Er spielt gleichzeitig.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
So I loved it when Nebraska was 3-0, 4-0. But you can't continue with the act when you're that bad.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Okay, but is that a real signature? Because it looked like a stamp and I'm asking you because some people are wondering whether it's a real signature or not. It is a real signature. I got these inserts in the mail. There were thousands of them. And so I appreciate everyone buying the book. It was a pre-order deal. I signed every single one of them and sent them back to Random House.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
I mean, seriously. You gotta sink in to being a billionaire, don't you? That's a good idea.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
He looks like he's 45. What's the matter with that guy? That shirt looks like it's 45.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
I mean, Dan, the reports are he sat down with the people in charge of making this hire for five hours, pitching his ideas to North Carolina. I don't think he does that unless he's taking it seriously.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Aber Greg, wenn er die Fähigkeit hat, und ich glaube, dass er das tut, und er hat die Verbindungen, und ich glaube, dass er das tut, um Kinder in die NFL zu bringen, das ist es, worüber sie sich interessieren, richtig?
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
Exactly. I do love building out his coaching staff because I have Teddy Bruschi coaching linebackers at UNC.
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Local Hour: Bill Belichick to UNC?
His first name is a first name. His last name is a first name. Austin Matthews.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Basically, all he told me about his travels is how little he enjoyed the flight there and the flight back.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I have not gotten used to, I don't know if the rest of you have been in New York since people are just walking through the streets smoking weed. It's disorienting to me. I don't know when that started. That's the last five years? Is that post-pandemic that people in New York are just walking through the streets smoking weed?
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Oh, but I'm not even talking about that part. That part I've gotten used to in a lot of different places in America. What I haven't gotten used to is just the walking straight through the streets of New York. I got to think that some of the people listening to this are surprised by that a little bit. Just walking around smoking outdoors the way that you would cigarettes.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
It is. But even cigarettes are something that if you're smoking, people will look at you with more judgment now than if you're smoking weed.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
It's a bit strange. And I'm not in any way accustomed to it. But you're saying that there are rigidities in Australia. And this tracks for Stu, guys. He doesn't feel as alive unless the authorities feel like they're closing in. For example, there's another rental car that he's using today that is like the 7,000th rental car that he's used.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
And I don't know what's going on in his life, even though we've asked him several times on why the rental cars are always different. It's like it's never the same thing. He has been for more than, I'm going to say years now, just renting cars all the time.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I don't recognize what is your actual car because it looked like a new rental car because I'm so used to you just driving rental cars all the time. That's the car for now, mate.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
So what is true? I have four. I think you have three cars for four people. I have four cars for four people. That can't be true. You're always in a rental.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Do you guys have a good grip on how many cars Stugatz has? No. And what is the truth here? What do you guys believe to be the truth here? Take all of the words that Stugatz just spit in the room, run them through your Stugatz is always lying translator, and give back to me what you believe is happening in the Stugatz driveway right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I didn't say I wanted to live there. I'm saying I could. You kind of said it. I said I could live there. It's one of the cities that I've been to that are foreign that I could live in.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
That sounds plausible. He's been working in radio's crevices to take advantage of things for a long time. And radio and car dealerships have a symbiotic relationship that is of great profit to people like Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I told you guys the last time I came from Los Angeles that I saw a ton of those robots delivering food in a way that was super confusing to me because I just don't understand how any of that happens. But also what I saw in Los Angeles, which seems a little more technologically advanced in this realm than Miami is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
A lot of self-driving cars, which I would never get into because of the aforementioned love of fear that I have. You can't see yourself in one of those? Adherence to fear. I saw a number of people in cars that weren't being driven by the people in those cars. And that's not something that I'm... I think the technology is too dangerous and too primitive at this point to trust it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
What are you laughing about, Samson?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Only because having been there, there are very few places that I visit that I say that of.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Do you feel safer in a car driven by a random Uber stranger in Miami, which can be its own adventure, than you would in a self-driving automated car? Which do you feel safer in?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I don't care. Put it on the poll at Levitard show, please. Which do you feel safer in a car that someone's driving or a self-driving car? Because I am curious, the people listening to this, Billy, you are the one that most resembles me as a fear based creature. You would embrace getting into a self-driving car.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Yes, yes. Could versus would. It's the same. One of the things that happened to me. It's not the same. Well, it kind of is the same, yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
It's got like a propeller on the back. That's what I was, or on the top. I was seeing a lot of these.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
No, these were not helicopters. These were cars.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
There was something spinning on this vehicle. I did not know what it was. Could have been a satellite.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I believe that you have found a scenario that's even scarier to me than a car that is self-driven.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Ghosts. I think this is not just false advertising and a crime. I also think you've created a scenario where I feel even less safe on the road than all of the scenarios that I presently can feel unsafe on the road about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Right, but there are two of them in there. Just in case. No, in the event that the machine doesn't work, there are two human beings in there. If you want to put the driver in the trunk of the car and he pops out and drives it right before we get into an accident, there I'd feel safer. But there are pilots on those planes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I could live there, but I would not live there. Like, which part of this are you guys not understanding? That I could see myself living there, and also, I would not live there. Well, then you can't see yourself living there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
They're not just self-flying in a way that if something goes wrong, the pilots don't step in. And there are two of them. Like, Even on the smallest plane I've been on, and I've been on some terrifying small, small planes, they put two pilots on there. They put two pilots in the event that one of them goes down.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I don't believe that that's actually how that works, that you're going to be able to just grab the steering wheel and drive the car the way a normal car would drive.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I don't think you answered the question, though, Billy. You decided to stand up and go off elsewhere and bring ghosts. I gave you a billion-dollar idea. Yes, but you didn't answer the question. What was the question?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
The amount that you fear or would fear if a car pulled up and was going to take you somewhere and didn't have a driver.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I think there's a movie coming out or has come out now that is exclusively in a car where someone tries to steal a car and then it's a horror movie and then gets trapped in the car and can't get out of the car. And for two hours, there's whatever is a very slow death in the car. I'm there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Speaking of movies, incidentally, there were a handful of them I wanted to ask you about because I want to see which one you guys are most excited about in terms of what I've heard over the last 10 days is either going to be remade or is going to be totally new. So here are your choices.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
David Fincher and Quentin Tarantino are teaming up to do, I believe, a prequel to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. So these are two monster directors. I don't think two directors of this ilk have ever collaborated on a project together.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Like the Elton John tour. No, that's not it. He's got his final movie coming out, and I don't believe this is the final one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Maybe. David Fincher, for those of you who don't know, that's seven. He's done a lot of great stuff. Roadhouse 2 with Guy Ritchie is going to be made. I assume that Gyllenhaal and Conor McGregor are going to be in that one again. Naked Gun is being rebooted with Liam Neeson. What a great trailer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
You didn't want that, Stugac? You're objecting to that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
So Liam Neeson replaces Leslie Nielsen. I have trouble with these two names the same way I do with Jack Nicklaus and Jack Nicholson sometimes. I was surprised with Liam Neeson as the character to remake Naked Gun. He's been doing nothing but bringing back his children and daughter from icy roads and trains and foreign countries. And now all of a sudden he's going comedy. Trying to show that ring.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Which part of this are you guys not understanding? We're all confused if it's all of us.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
And he's about 70, is he not? Like, I don't think of him in any way as a comedic actor. Do you guys?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Also in play, Ice Cube has written and will star in Last Friday. He's bringing that back. And also, Nobody 2 with Bob Odenkirk, where he is a... It's a good movie. I love Nobody. Me too. So which of those are you guys most excited about? You can pick only one, and I give you your choice. Which are you picking?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
No, I don't want to live there, but I could. Yeah, that's a disconnect for me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Well, I haven't finished the other list yet. I thought you guys wanted more there from the list of places.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
All people would. It's not inhabitable in any real way, no matter what Elon Musk thinks about what he's going to do to Earth so that him and his seven friends that are billionaires could live there. Incidentally, by the way, I'm curious about this. In all of the Elon Musk talk that there is, does anyone think it particularly despicable that the world's richest man...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
would make it so difficult for the mothers of his children to get any money from him? In terms of despicable, there's a list of things that we can assign to Elon Musk that are despicable, but women who have had his babies that he therefore, after that, doesn't actually want to give any money, even though money doesn't mean anything to him, given the amount he has?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Understood, but he's doing this a lot with a lot of women. I like that. All those athletes are not as rich as Elon Musk is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Oh, but I don't think these are mistakes. No, he's big on repopulating. I think he wants his bloodline out there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
That part is a bit cruel to me. Gotta want to earn.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Because it's an asshole's move. That's why. Because you loved these women at one time and they are the mother of your children.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
awfully big assumption there like maybe some of them but like a lot of these you cared you cared about them enough to procreate with them and have whatever that relationship entails after that and then you're not willing to do uh very you're you're willing to pay more in ndas than you are uh in child support well the nature of some of these things seem pretty transactional only he he is
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
three dms that we got to see but is there romance with hill the dolphins player is there romance there when he's having a bunch of kids with a bunch of people i can't speak for anthony edwards i think you don't know we're not there yeah why do we need romance i don't know whoa whoa whoa whoa i was not saying romance first of all i did mistakenly say love and in some of these instances there may not be love but you're talking about
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
about an obligation i'm just talking about if money to you is nothing other than toilet paper because it's not real you have more than anyone in the world uh i'm guessing that all of these women are not being unspeakably unreasonable about what it is that they think that his child might deserve in terms of support given that he decided to have that child it's disappointing you're making us defend musk but i have to at this point because all the extortion all of the
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
It is interesting that David always views things through the prism of how do you protect the money instead of the person.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I didn't put you in that saddle.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
That is not what I do, and I'm not the world's richest man either. I'm not the world's richest man either. Second? No. I do have dollars falling in my backyard wherever it is that I stay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
When you have this many children, this many women and this much money and so much of the complaint is that you're not taking care of your kids. When it's this many women, it's not one or two. It suggests something that is on on the cusp of cruel. What's the amount? Hundred million per kid? Again, again, again.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Again, what is the amount if you have a closet filled with toilet paper and somebody needs some toilet paper? The money's not real to him, David. The money doesn't matter to him. He's got so much of it that giving it to anybody doesn't cost him anything. It doesn't cost him anything.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Is that what they're asking for, David? Are they asking for a billion dollars?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
You guys, Tom Wamsgams on Succession. That's a real name. That is a real name. That's the character's name. Tom Wamsgams on Succession says that $5 million is the worst kind of rich to be because you're not. Again, this comes from the most grotesque. You're rich, but you're not rich. Let me finish.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
The most grotesque of wealth is looking down on the people who only... The most grotesque of wealth, which is where Elon Musk exists, look down on the people who only have $5 million as the least of the rich people. Do you? I do not. No.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Do you have any theories as to what those dollars were doing in the pool and the bushes? Do you have any theory as to why dollars were just falling from the mountainside through the clouds?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
No, they were real dollars. Do you know that for sure? Yes, I do know. Did you touch them? Yes, I did. Did you hold it up to a light? Yes, I had them. Did you do the marker thing? I took them and put them. I did not do the marker thing. I did not hold them up to a light. So you're not sure? I am sure. You haven't seen the fakes now, Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
No, I've been gotten there by not my counterfeit dollars. Really? That's so embarrassing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I've never met anyone. Somebody took $100 from me in a grocery store because they did all of that stuff, and it wasn't a real $100 bill. Do they have your child? Or they just fooled me and told me it wasn't. That's what I would do. That's what I'm thinking.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Did they have your child is what you decided was the good joke to use there. That's what you decided.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
You decided that that was the good joke there. To ask me the question, did they have your child?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Yeah, I tend not to when he or Billy asks those kinds of questions.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
That's your specialty. Your specialty is asking a question that you don't actually want to hear the answer to. It's just a question that's a joke for you to enjoy with the audience on how clever you are. It's not something you want an answer for.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I want to get to Stugatz's travels. He told us before leaving that he was partaking in Operation Blooming Onion. I don't know what that was exactly. It was going to Australia on a flight that he was complaining about. All he told me when I told him Sydney, Australia is a place that I could live. He was saying too far away. I do not like flights that are 16 hours.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Can you tell us about your travels? How did the searching for marijuana go?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
But wait, all right, just, okay, look. It's the lamest of flexes. But, okay, you know Kane's history. Yes, okay. As do I. And I don't, like, I've seen the quarterbacks who have played the position, and it's not just numbers on a page when I tell you that Cam Ward had 1,500 more yards than Vinny Testaverde. That he had 39 touchdowns compared to Testaverde's 26 compared to Toretta's 19.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
That, yes, it's different eras, but he also threw fewer interceptions and his completion percentage was better. Like, it's not close statistics. It's this guy and, I will tell you again... I saw these two people playing with nothing but first-round picks. Like, not all over the field, defense, offense, and the coaches are better than these coaches. Like, Canes history, what are you talking about?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
This is not close. It's not an argument. It's not a controversial opinion. It is, as far as subjective things go in sports, a fact.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
But that's part of why it is that I'm surprised by the reaction, right? You guys do understand that I'm sitting here saying something that I just believe is matter of fact. It's nothing. The reaction was, when I tell you what is the cost of everything that we're watching here, where it's not going to be amateur anymore, it's...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
People will protect their memories from being cheapened because of everything you just mentioned that is meant to diminish Cam Ward when he's going to be the number one pick. Like everything that just happened with Cam Ward, if he's not the number one pick, he's number two. And it is an ocean between two and three. So Miami got him cheap. I've watched enough hurricane football to know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
They didn't fix their problems. Those aren't first-round picks running all over the field. Cam Ward, you're denying him his greatness based on his defense wasn't good enough, his coach wasn't good enough, the recruiting wasn't good enough, the skill guys weren't good enough.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
And I just saw a guy dominate at the position the way I've never seen as someone, and forgive me for the pridefulness in this, but if you're going to allow me to be a gatekeeper on anything in sports... The University of Miami's history is something that I've covered since the beginning, and I'm not prisoner of the moment. I'm awed by what I just saw, and I think Miami wasted it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Like, they wasted something that you never get.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
He makes six throws a game that I'm like, those are all the maximum professional throws.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
I think I have a good stat of the day. Does anyone in there think they have a better stat of the day? Can any of you beat what I'm saying is a pretty damn good stat of the day?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Don Levitard. Mike Ryan's in there, and he's the one with a baby. He's the one who's got to, like, worry about what the future is. And Mike Ryan bet on DraftKings because Mike Ryan bet on us. This is the bet you're afraid of doubling down on? Putting up a billboard in Edmonton? Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
All right, I want to do I happen to know. Let's do weekend observations here. Is that going to bring Mike back if that happens?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Mike, don't throw that I happen to know around flippantly. I want to put some strength between your I happen to knows.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
I have. In our history as a show, I have delighted in any number of things, but one of them, to have some funny, poignant, artistic, and interesting thing spring from around all of the shit
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
that Deshaun Watson was Mike Ryan taking the moral stand of giving up his childhood allegiances over that's a bridge too far Cleveland Browns I cannot support you if that's what your quarterback is going to be he's now announcing that if they draft Cam Ward he's back and I think we have to allow it
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
They accused you of BS and you proved to take the righteous stand. People can accuse you of virtue signaling, but you did signal virtue and then you followed through with it because you gave up your allegiance. But Billy, do you have any...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
One of the things that happens when Mike gets aggressively homerific around all things University of Miami is everyone has to run scared because you will get chewed up because you've been fighting the Internet for years, and it's clearly not healthy. You were trying to get in on Mike and explain you didn't win the Pop-Tarts. Greatest UM quarterback ever, my ass. Well, it was a pop shot.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
And is it because he didn't win or is it because he was the mercenary? Because I do think there's a cost to that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
I know how to judge Ken Dorsey and those college numbers that you romanticize. The running backs were Frank Gore, Willis McGahee, and Clinton Portis. That was the backfield.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
It's like seeing Tom Brady in seven-time Super Bowl champion. You're like, really?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Took a week off. We gorged. You gorged over the holidays. It's disgusting. Chris Cody's still hungover. Chris Cody is gross.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Just football. You are still three days. You're burping from football four days ago, aren't you? Put it on the poll, Juju. Are you burping from football four days ago?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
I'm going to reveal something here I've never revealed before. You know that Stugatz has beef throughout the top of our industry because Rich Eisen or somebody else accuses him of being a bad person when Stugatz accuses them of stealing something from him. But I am willing to admit for the first time here on the air, we have stolen the stat of the day thing from Dan Patrick. It is totally stolen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
The blue turf hurts, Boise? It's for sure what they're known for. It's like the first thing I think of.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
I thought it was positive. It's negative?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
But do a lot of people criticize? I thought people just generally liked that there's one team in the sport that has a different feel than everybody else.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Arizona State sneaky good this year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Ohio State is the only team that's better at that. Tough guy football on the goal line.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
It's such a primitive form of football.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
That's a good one, Stu Gantz. Yes, that was fun. How crushing is it to be Arizona State and know that this year, oh yeah, we're good enough to beat anybody. We could have three losses, but we're good enough to beat anybody.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Wow. I was introduced to Nitro Tuggle of Georgia. Is that his real name? That is a great name for a wide receiver. That's not a nickname? Nitro Tuggle? Yes. Jesse Tuggle's son? I don't know. All I saw was Nitro Tuggle, and I'm like, really? That's a great... What athlete would not want the name Nitro? What wide receiver wouldn't? Hmm.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Did Notre Dame dominate the breakup? It's going to be fairly hard to explain to your grandkids how it is that Northern Illinois beat the eventual national champion if Notre Dame only has one loss this season.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Put it on the poll, please, Juju. Dan Lanning, greatest coach in America, my ass. Yes or no?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Once upon a time, I think I concocted some scenario where he had stolen something from us that I think involved Stugatz. Maybe Super Bowl Saturday. I don't remember what it was. Super Bowl Saturday. Yeah. And I stole back stat of the day. And I will just tell you that secrets like that will be unveiled at the Super Bowl when Dan Patrick and I get together.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Golf course problems are a segment. Look, Stugatz would like to spend his retirement. Just let me do five minutes of my golf course problems.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
This is the show Stugatz wants to do in retirement, just complaining about golf stuff. Number three, forgetting or losing your lighter.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Stu Gantz, he's a golf course menace. A menace.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Losing your lighter. Can you imagine? Stugatz just wants to take a shortcut back to his weed. I'm going to drive through seven sand traps at 100 miles an hour in my Jets golf cart.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Billy and Stugatz were trying yesterday to find out what the Kansas City Chiefs were before they were the Kansas City Chiefs. They were trying to figure out a loophole around Chiefs talk because Stugatz wants to be entitled to Chiefs talk. Do we lift the ban? Because he's questioning for two years and they've won both Super Bowls. I mean, he's going to be right eventually. Yeah, well.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Do we lift the ban to let him get it wrong again?
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
I've got plenty more, but Dan Patrick, have you guys ever been to Tipitina's in New Orleans? It is a fun and cool place. And Dan Patrick and I are doing an intimate night just for like people who are really about the community of radio and would like to hear about how the innards of this stuff is made because our producers talk on the air. Stolen from Dan Patrick.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Give him his own shovel. But he's got two all-time questioning. He questioned Mahomes' quarterback?
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
He's not been allowed to say that all season because his opinions on the Chiefs should be null and void. I don't know how you cheapen them more. They can't be more wrong. They're historically wrong opinions. Billy, do we lift it?
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
It's 15-2, and it's not that I have faith or I don't have faith. It's because Stugat, he can't be trusted here.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Put it on the poll, Juju. Even if I don't have drugs on me. At Levitard Show, does the drug-sniffing dog at the airport always scare you? It's because Stugatz is always doing something suspicious, and he doesn't trust that dog to not be able to smell the suspicious.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
What? It's overrated. I mean, you do realize they could beat the MVP again.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Stugatz likes to get all the takes out there so he can never be wrong, so he can say I got the one right even if I didn't get the other one right.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Wouldn't we argue that the team that Lamar least wants to see because they've seen him so often and they're the only one that can actually do anything against him is the Steelers?
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Oh, wait a minute. Already? We have not talked for two days about the signature victory at the end of the season, which is the Lions doing that to the Vikings, which is exactly how Sam Darnold is going to get his season ended.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
He was doing that before we were doing that. And so he and I are getting together at the Super Bowl. It means I will be sniffing and whiffing around God bless football at some point that week. Great stat. I will get to the stat in a second. But the whole thing is stolen from Dan Patrick, and I want you to know that.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Stugatz, he's had a winning season every season, and we're in agreement. The Steelers have exceeded all expectations this season, correct? No.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Man, this one's funny. I don't want to get too in the weeds on this, but Stugatz will give Burrow and Cincinnati credit forever for not getting to where Tomlin just got. Burrow's better off not playing playoff games. What you're doing is super unfair.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Put it on the poll, Juju, at Levitard Show. Should the Super Bowl winner then have to play the Bengals for the Super Bowl win?
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Name a team. No, it's the greatest. It's the Stugatz dream scenario of he can say whatever he wants because they don't actually have to play the games.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
It's wonderful.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
You think... You know what? You know,
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Billy, what were you saying in my ear as I was distracted by the alarm in here? Is the equipment melting again? Because that's what killed our two yesterday. Is the equipment melting again?
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Mike, what do the people need to know about what I'm doing with Dan Patrick during Super Bowl week? It's TicketWeb.com. You search Levitard. It's pretty easy to find our audience. And Dan Patrick, it's going to be an intimate night, so it's not going to be that many people.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
And Dan interviewing me.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
It's one of your signature lines, and I just stepped on it.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
I'm just telling you all that we're telling our audience before Dan Patrick has told his audience. And there are only going to be a few hundred tickets for this sold.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
This could be a series as we partner. Look, man. I want Fritzie. Stigatz, we're really valuable right now. Like, this is the content streaming age. We've got our independent thing, and we're in a contract year, and we can become free agents in six months, and everybody's in the game right now and wants sports content. Like, we could make a series out of teaming up with Dan Patrick.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
All right, so here's the stat of the day. Oh, yeah. We keep talking about basketball, and very soon we do all understand, if not injured, that Wemby is going to break all of the records. And what Wemby is doing, through 100 games, Listen to this, Stugatz. Through 100 games, more threes through 100 games than Clay, than Steph, than Durant, than Irving, than Harden. First 100 games of their career.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
More blocks through 100 games than Shaq and Dikembe and Hakeem. More rebounds. than Carl Malone and Barkley and Kevin Garnett, more points than LeBron and Durant and Wade and Duncan. He's 21, he's growing, maybe still physically. What he is going to do to the sport if he doesn't break is just break all of the records because that is an extraterrestrial playing basketball.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Seven people, that height cannot do those things ever, history of the sport. I tried to warn everybody.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Jimmy Carter never saw Joel Embiid make a conference final. I saw that joke making the rounds on the Internet. Can we get to that sound of Mike Francesa talking about Jimmy Carter, remembering Jimmy Carter?
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Jeremy, do you see what you've done to the show? I hate this. After promising that your stat.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Chris, you are of the belief. Are you saying are you now voting? Because I would like our stat of the day to evolve into a growing competition between people trying to top each other with a giant prize at the end of the season for whoever it is that gets this particular victory.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
I can't wait to submit 12 videos. A little Raze game? I mean, in the future, you can watch a game with me and Dan Patrick. That would have some value. Like, if we were to partner in a way that would conquer the streaming wars. Chris, can you help me navigate how we turn this into a competition? Because you're voting publicly for Jeremy's stat over the Wembanyama stat that I gave you.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Okay. It's a controversial one. And I know you don't like those controversial waters. You like to be right in the middle, but you're siding publicly with Jeremy. Billy, you didn't understand what the hell Jeremy was talking about. Chris is saying that's on you. Okay.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
I was confused by what it is that you were giving as a stat, but my stat was very long, as Stugatz correctly criticized. And confusing, yeah. Well, was it confusing?
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
How was mine confusing? How was my stat of the day?
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
All of it. Wemba Yama threw 100 games of his career. More. Why'd you guys do that? You know what, Jeremy? Get out of here. Again.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Minor penalty. Two minutes for boring.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
I think we could do that in a way that is fun. You guys see what's happening throughout the industry. Billy was making fun of it earlier about how everybody's in the content game now. But Dominic Foxworth is having a live show. He's having a live show where the trivia is Bomani against Dan Graziano for sports nerd trivia greatness for all time.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Billy Gill is also trying to build a giant God bless football empire that travels... Billy Gill and Stugatz did a coast-to-coast football tour that they invented on the fly. I believe competing stat of the days might be a better March Madness tournament than the one you've presently designed for us that just has me going to a college basketball game with somebody.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Hold on a second. I want imaging for that because Mike Ryan has now done that about half a dozen times. The I happen to know. is his Adam Schefter. The I happen to know is his Schwarzenegger, I'll be back, whatever your catchphrases are, when he hits you with an I happen to know, it's like, hey, I'm not being silly guy here. I've talked to a person who knows a person. This is valuable information.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
That's Mike being an information broker.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Let me talk about Cam Ward for a second, because, Stugatz, I don't know if you saw this over the break. I really did enjoy this, and I was also confused by it. Like, legitimately confused by it. A lot of people objected to my prisoner-of-the-moment take that Cam Ward just had a season so prolific that I'm willing to say that at any position, any time...
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
That's the best quarterback that's ever played for the University of Miami. And outside of Rick Barry, that's the best season I've seen a person have. People thought that I had no sense of history, but I've seen all the quarterbacks who won Heismans for the University of Miami. Their statistics are dwarfed by Cam Ward.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Okay, Rick Barry can argue, I'm talking about a prolific season. I'm talking about what it is the University of Miami just wasted when what I saw was historic greatness by any measure. And when I put the stats in front of you, because this is the part I was legitimately confused by. I'm like, it's not close.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
I'm not saying something controversial to say that this is the most prolific season a University of Miami quarterback has ever had. It's empirically so. He has all the records. It's not an opinion, but the arguments I got on behalf of Toretta and Testaverde because they had better defenses or better coaches or better skill guys.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Yeah, but it has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
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Hour 1: Dan Le Batard, Dan Patrick, Dan Lanning, Dan Campbell
Okay, but guys... Winning's not a quarterback stat. I get it. I get what we're doing there. It is when it comes to your legacy. We've done it for a long time.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
JerryJones.com is available.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
You would think he would have secured that domain. I mean, if he wasn't getting the game. I got to see Mark Davis's audition tape.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
I'm securing that. I'm securing many things, including danlebitard.com. How about that?
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
MinaKimes.net is available and .au.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
No, but you hoist the Larry O'Brien trophy.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
You are right. That is a horrific place to be when you are yearning for Kenny Pickett.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
I was texting everyone like, oh, Pickett was available?
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
I think it was kind of like the middle of the end. No. I'd like some info.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
No, you have to go quarterback. You have to present your fan base a future. You have to.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Holding it down. Holding it down. But lifting them up.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
We didn't see how that scene ends, I mean, in fairness to Bob Kraft. I mean, that's a porn for sure, right?
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Right. I spent that segment putting a bid in on DianaRossini.com.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Now, dicks.com sold back in 2011, the domain. Now, the price is undisclosed, but bowlingballs.com, a domain we all should have grabbed many, many years ago, that sold for $275,000. Cars.com, which is something... That should have been obvious to everyone. I'm upset with myself. Someone grabbed it and eventually sold it for $872 million. Vacationrentals.com sold for $35 million.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
And what I'm thinking about is the future and what domains I should grab today. Billy, let's get on this.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
But Mike, when the internet came out, aren't you upset with yourself for not grabbing Christmas.com, which sold for $3.15 million? I didn't. A bargain, by the way, for Christmas. All we grabbed was nosourceinsider.com.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
I'm surprised Dick's didn't go to Rick's. I mean.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
They had one win.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Listen, Bill, see something in that kid, and that's all I need to know.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
You just didn't know it was a question for you? I think milk.com is available. I find that impossible.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Diana Rex Ryan is telling people he expects to be hired by the Jets. Will he be hired by the Jets?
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
He's got the shirt off. He does a cannonball right into the pool. Yeah. Zagak.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I mean, they didn't get Jimmy Butler the help that Jimmy Butler asked for.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
They have gotten the best Jimmy Butler. No one has gotten a better Jimmy Butler. Not a single other organization has gotten this Jimmy Butler.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Everything's in your phone. Your dad has a Rolodex, does he not? Your dad has a Rolodex.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
But the Heat have rolled with those changes. I mean they've put together rosters recently that have won NBA championships.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Something going around, Dano.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I have no idea if I'm sick or not.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
What are we doing to poor Pat Riley? I mean, seriously, you guys sound so entitled. They heat fan base. Get over yourselves and get over it. You're going through a bad season. Since 2006, you have won three NBA championships and been to the finals seven times. Seven times since 2006. Every organization would take that type of run. What are you guys doing?
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
He deserves better from you guys.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
He has no moves. He got this one wrong. But for the most part, he's gotten it right.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I don't think Pat Riley would dispute that. Second place twice with Jimmy Butler is not a failure. I'm not going to do that. But how do you also...
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Has Pat Riley failed Dwayne Wade? Seriously. Has Riley and the organization, because Dan, all these other teams, all the other contenders went out and made moves and the Heat haven't done a single thing. What have they done for Dwayne Wade? They got him Jermaine O'Neal, a broken Jermaine O'Neal. He's going to leave here and he should leave here.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Since then. Let's sell him on this notion of all these guys we're going to get next year. None of these guys want to come here. None of them. He's failed, Dwyane Wade. Failed the fans. Failed the city. That was then. This is now, Dano.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Did you guys hear what Billy Gill said? The folks over at Lids and Sports Authority, they think this is not getting done. I mean, 50% off. Billy, you seem bored during the last 30 minutes.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
It hasn't been a thing for like 10 years.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Had to be taken, huh?
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
And now he's overcompensating by wearing the hat that he was trying to give away before the show.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
How long is that going to stay on? And it'll wear for a month now.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I get one every year from Mike Ryan and his beautiful family. The physical card. Yes, a physical card that comes in the mail, envelope stamped. It's beautiful. It's great. You're right, Dan. They're mailing it in. They are. But they're not. But they're not.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
But Mike is right about the stamp. That is a class action lawsuit written all over it. Years from now, people are going to say, oh, man, I got cancer from licking the stamps.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
All you have is cash and stamps, right?
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Es ist ein bisschen furchtbar, wie sie spielen, weil die NBA-Spieler zwei Dinge lieben, die sie mehr lieben als alles andere. Sie klagen und spielen nicht. Und die Knicks, sie spielen. Diese Jungs spielen. Sie spielen schwere Minuten. Jeder will kritisch sein. Thibodeau, was für ein Verbrechen, die besten Spieler zu spielen, die meisten, die man möglicherweise spielen kann.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Der Knicks-Stil des Spiels ist tatsächlich furchtbar, meiner Meinung nach.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Greg, ich gebe dir das Truth Serum, okay? Du bist da, du bist gestrappt, ich habe einen großen, riesigen Knopf. Und ich habe es in deinen Arm geschoben mit Truth Serum. Es ist in deinen Wangen. Also musst du die Wahrheit jetzt sagen. Welches Team willst du mehr verlieren? Die Knicks.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Und die einzige Möglichkeit für die anderen Teams, mehr zu verlieren, ist, wenn ein Team sie gewinnt. Du wirst für die Celtics gewinnen.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Du denkst, ich brauche die Celtics zwei Jahre lang? Du denkst, ich brauche diese Scheiße in meinem Leben?
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Es war ein super Wettkampf. Aber trotzdem, 20 auf der Straße, zweite Halbzeit, ein ziemlich beeindruckender Comeback.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Ich meine, er ist nicht sicher, er schreibt dir Textparagraphen, während er in vollem Verkehr ist. Aber du denkst, es ist sicher? Ich denke, er diktiert das, für den Rekord.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Du weißt, dass es nicht von mir kommt. Das ist ein Gaslichter. You know it's not coming from me.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
It's a proper gaslighting. So unprofessional.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
What? How can they possibly do it in there?
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Ich bin in einem deiner Chats. Oh, das stimmt, du bist in dem.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Ich denke, wenn du heute die Panther-Fans fragen würdest, wie sie sich in der Runde der Serie fühlen würden, dann hätte ich gesagt, dass sie eine Menge Vertrauen haben. Ich denke, wenn du die Maple Leaf-Fans fragen würdest, wie sie sich heute fühlen würden, dann würde ich sagen, dass sie sicherlich...
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Ich bin sehr froh, dass sie nur ein Spiel zu nichts sind, aber ich denke auch, dass wir hier ein bisschen Glück gehabt haben mit dem, was geschehen ist. Ich dachte, dass die Panthers in der dritten Periode total zurückkommen und dieses Spiel gewinnen. Der Panther-Fan sieht das und weiß, dass sie nicht gut gespielt haben. Sagen die Maple Leaf-Fans, dass wir nicht gut gespielt haben?
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Ich glaube nicht. Ich glaube, der Maple Leaf-Fan ist wirklich glücklich, dass sie mit diesem Winn rausgekommen sind. Ich meine, jeder kennt Seth Jones, mein Hund. Er hat letzte Nacht einen Spaz gespielt, okay? Kulakov, sehr schlecht. Mikula, sehr schlecht.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Barkov, ich meine, Barkov... Das Turnover, das zu einem Scoring Chance führte, Barkov hat einen Penalty genommen, auch in der dritten Periode, als die Panthers rollten und es 4-3 gemacht haben, haben sie immer noch zwei mehr Penalty genommen und ein weiteres Tor aus dem Turnover gegeben. Also, auch in ihrer besten Periode waren sie immer noch scheiße und waren direkt am Ende.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Ich weiß nicht, ob Zazzle von den Panthers überrascht werden wird, aber ich bin moderatisch verärgert von letzten Nachts Spiel.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
That's the main thing why I don't believe Bennett's getting suspended. Number one, if you look at that play, just isolate that one play. That is not a play that gets you suspended in the Stanley Cup playoffs. That's number one.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Ja, und wiederum, kein Penalty. Ich verstehe, dass Eckblad zwei Spiele gebannt wurde, kein Penalty. Aber es ist nichts da. Der zweite Punkt ist, wenn sie Bennett auslösen würden, würden sie erlauben, dass ein Spieler, der früher im Spiel war, für noch neun Minuten Realtime bleiben würde. Das würden sie erlauben, wenn sie Sam Bennett auslösen würden.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Ich glaube nicht, dass sie ein Bericht haben werden.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Ich glaube nicht, dass es eine Berührung geben wird. Ich glaube, es ist ein Verlust von jeder Zeit.
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Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Natürlich sprechen wir darüber, weil es Toronto ist und es sind Maniacs in Kanada. Und es ist Sam Bennett, der die Reputation hat. Ich glaube nicht, dass es eine Berührung geben wird. Verlust von meiner Zeit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Er hat es nicht. Ich reportiere es. Ich putze es auf den Crawl auf ESPN.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Ja, man kann nicht sagen, dass es alle Panther-Fans hier sind, die Sam Bennett in diesem Spot verteidigen, wenn wir alle glücklich sagen, ja, wir lassen Eckblatt ausgeschlossen werden. Das macht Sinn. Aber hier in diesem Spot ist es so, nein, das ist kein Ausgleich.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Und dann hat Eckblatt, glaube ich, später gespielt. Nicht nur haben sie nicht einen Penalty auf Eckblatt gespielt, aber er hat vielleicht das stärkste Spiel, das er jemals gemacht hat als Panther gespielt. Er hat diesen Mann für unseren Kapitän gewonnen und dann hat er den Spiel-Zeit-Goal gespielt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Ich habe es dir schon gesagt, nichts passiert.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
What, as a two-time champion broadcaster, you got a problem with that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
You got a problem with that, we can take care of that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
They're on my dresser in a very nice case.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Yeah, you know what? I was at a Zaslow wedding this weekend.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Yeah. Mazel. I was going to wear it, but I forgot. But I'll wear them to nice events, yeah. Not both at the same time. I mean, what am I?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
I was at a wedding, too, this weekend. I'm here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Du tust so aus, als ob ich nicht andere Jobs arbeite. Ich habe gestern gearbeitet. So ist er.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Matter of fact, the Express Lanes were closed this morning. I still found my way here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Waze and Lanes. Maybe you got a different version than I do.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
I hear it in my ears, which means it's coming from that room. It's not coming, oh, doom. This is textbook gaslighting right here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
Ich denke, es ist in diesem Raum. Ich habe mein Leben verändert. Ich denke, es ist in diesem Raum. Ich denke, es ist in diesem Raum. Es passiert hier.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
I am 1000% with you. My hatred toward the Boston Celtics is so far superior to my hatred of the New York Knicks. Maybe even if you took my hatred of the Knicks back in the late 90s, and certainly my hatred of the Knicks right now, maybe if you took my hatred of the Knicks back in the late 90s and compared it to my hatred of the Celtics right now, it might still be in favor of the Celtics.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
My hate for them is far surpassed. And here's the thing. The style of play that the Celtics use, it's a vomit. It is unwatchable. They missed 45 points. 3-Pointers last night. NBA Playoff record, it's the worst brand of basketball.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired
And then you look, I mean, their entire offense, it's dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble the blood out the basketball, right forearm push off, step back travel, fade away 3-pointer. Das ist ihre gesamte Offensive. Und die Knicks, auf der anderen Seite... Schau, ich werde so aussehen, wie ich aussehe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Read The Room
You're nobody. You are an infant. You have no thick skin. I literally put together a freaking stage for your toenail. I am your career right now, pal.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Read The Room
You have messed with me, David, and now you're messing with me, and I'm more dangerous, pal. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I am looking forward to every – first off, I'm looking forward to seeing Christopher Mad Dog Russo because, really, Radio Row doesn't start until Mad Dog walks in. But, Dan, we are loaded. I mean, I am telling you, I am looking forward to Justin Pugh. I am looking forward to Reggie Bush, Ed Reed, Vernon Davis, Victor Cruz. Puka Nakua is going to join us. Greg, we're going to play him your song.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Yes, again. Very excited, yes. Those are good guests. And we have Funny Marco, of course.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
No way. I mean, she has cousins in May, okay?
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Right, and I got funny Marco.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Oh, you have to.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Yeah, may or may not, of course. Series of questions, may or may not. May means yes, may not means no. Thanks for being clear.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
She's jealous of my setup, Dan. That's it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
It will when you go on Kay Adams' show, though, right? I've never been invited. You're invited. Trust me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
She's fantastic. But her producer already asked me, hey, can you get me, not me, can you get me Diana Rossini? Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Because you became my booker all the time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I mean, look at her setup. She has no one here with her. She's by herself. I mean, someone treat her with respect.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I deserve it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I want Kirk Cousins on the show is what I want. Urinate or defecate.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
She doesn't know who Glenn Geffner is. No, no, no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Okay.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
No, you wouldn't.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
How many? What if there was a big story you were pursuing?
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I thought it was me.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
No, what Dan is learning is that Diana is me. That's why we get along so well.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I appreciate it. They're so similar. They're so similar.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
She's been complaining about her set, Dan. She is not happy with her location here on Radio Row, and location is everything here on Radio Row Super Bowl week. I have done a lay of the land. I know where everyone is situated. Diana is not happy, but this is what Radio Row is all about. Right before she talked to me, she was cornered by Doug Kazarian. I mean, how about that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Well, this is the number one football podcast in the world. I get it. I get it.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
no what our audience cares about is salary cap talk that's exactly what it is that they care about and by the way leave greg cody alone is this what happens when me and billy gill aren't here everyone teams up and goes after the great wonderful greg cody i am outraged by this didn't i just compliment him by the way and david she just caught she just said that you bring so much to the show when we're talking about the salary cap which is something we should never be talking about
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Pretty much, Dan. Listen, I flew on a bird here. Jimmy Johnson was in the seat right in front of me. He was watching that Mormon show. We had a couple of Heinegens. It was delightful.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
So huge. And here's what he does, Chris. He holds his phone. Jimmy's getting old, but he looks great. He had a button-down shirt. He holds the phone in his pocket on the button-down shirt. Love that move. Oh, it's so great.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Ordered two Heineken's first order, one Heineken's second order.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I think it was Miller Lite. Oh, it was fantastic. I mean, I'm just telling you what the man ordered. And listen, I have run into Ryan Leaf. I've seen Andrew Perloff. I have seen everyone, Dan. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Yeah, but how about an airplane with Jimmy Johnson? That's pretty exciting. It's Sean Merriman in the airport.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I was a little bit, yeah. You know, I told Jimmy the scariest call I make is the call I make to his house every time Dan wants him on. He laughed at that. We had a moment. He gave me a fist bump, and then he got out of there. That was it. That was the end of Jimmy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
You wanted to announce yourself. You wanted to announce yourself and your new gig.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
So the first Super Bowl we did with Metal Ark a few years back, we were at a table right in the middle of the action. That's where I like to be. That's where all the local radio stations are. I have walked through that entire area. I'm throwing books like Frisbees at tables, and they're promoting it for me, which I love it. Hey, and they waved to me. Hey, Stugatz. But now we're on the outskirts.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
We're on the outside looking in, which I don't particularly like, but it is beautiful. That means you've graduated to one of the biggest shows, and in my case, the biggest show, biggest football show in America, in the history of American football. Diana is upset. Yeah, she's upset because she is facing the bathrooms and the smoking area.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
That is not where you want to be, Super Bowl week, radio row. Perhaps in two years, Dan, she will graduate to where I've graduated to. Yeah. Great.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
But Dan's saying there are steps to this.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
I got a guest. Dan, Super Bowl radio. Jason Fitz is walking by. Oh, my God. What is happening? Oh, I love this place.
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Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
You should put a mic in there. I mean, Golik's been in there for a half hour.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Yeah, he's not feeling good, just so you know. Billy ill.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
God bless football is never better if Billy's not here. That's just not the case. But Jenny is here, Dan, and you are familiar with Jenny.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
She will not let me walk 15 feet away from this place because I like to roam around Radio Row. I got to see Doggy. I got to see Diana. I got to be cornered by Doug Kazari, and that's what this week is all about for me. But Jenny won't let me have it. She's an assassin.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Poop City (feat. Stugotz and Dianna Russini from Radio Row)
Yeah. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
No, you didn't. We cut you off and you didn't say it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Es war genug. Ich dachte, du hattest A-Material von Jerry Judy. Und dein Sohn hat dich durchgeschaut. Dein Sohn hat dich durchgeschaut.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Alright, there it is. Put it on the poll, Juju, at Levitard Show. Get a real last name, Judge Judy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
It's a blum. I have failed today. What is this? Sorry.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Get the pen out of your mouth. You guys have noticed, we will have more for you on Greg Cody Wednesday, but you guys have noticed, right? At this pace that we're doing the show, Greg Cody by the end falls on his face at the finish line. He's got nothing left. He's chewing on his pen in the middle of talking. He's got very little in the tank, but tomorrow he's going to give you more of it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Perhaps tomorrow you can go to him earlier, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Mike and Lucy were too busy yelling at each other.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
I would love to end the show there. I would. It's a good ending for the show. However, the place that I have failed today, and this can't be up for dispute, is... auf einer der größten Wochen von Stugatz' Leben. Bestseller-Buch, die Kirche am Montag mit Greg Cody.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Billy, es gibt eine Kontroverse hinter den Szenen, was die Kirche mit Greg Cody am Montag ist, weil du auf der Webseite geschaut hast, und es gibt Details hier, die problematisch sind.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
What is this event on Thursday night? Is it Greg Cody and Stugatz event? I'm only bringing it up in the context of on this week that is so big for Stugatz in so many different ways. Stugatz and Billy also. And you cannot make enough of this nationally. You can't. I'm convinced, baseball and Rob Manfred realizing, wait a minute, if we change things a little bit, look, everyone will love us again.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
We can change everything. That Rob Manfred stole an idea from Stugatz and from Billy and is now making it his own in baseball. Change the name. When I... Ich kann mich nicht erinnern. Ich glaube, wir haben ihm die Idee auf dem Boden gegeben und ich glaube, er hat es auf dem Boden gelacht. Ich weiß, dass wir Jim Leland einige verrückte Fragen über Ballpits gefragt haben.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Ich kann mich nicht erinnern, ob Nick McKay mit uns als täglicher Gast war oder ob wir Rob Manfred diese Frage gefragt haben. Aber ich dachte, dass die Idee von... A golden at bat or a magical at bat, that Billy and Stugatz are six years ahead of their time and now baseball is going to steal their idea because Billy and Stugatz are legitimate pioneers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
How does Stugatz write a book, have a church signing, and it's like third place bronze medalist on amazing things he's done this week?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Okay, well, now we need to be careful because I was fooling around. Oh. I don't know if he actually stole the idea from you, but now we're making claims about having talked to him and we don't have any proof that we did talk to him about it. All we have is this Jim Leland sound. We did corner Jim Leland, you and Billy cornered Jim Leland and asked a very serious man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
I told you he wasn't going to play along with this, but this interview was part of where these ideas came from.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
What a big victory. It's because we asked him three questions before that, including the magic at bat, I think that he rejected out of hand. I'm pretty sure at that point we were trying to get a victory because he wasn't tolerating our nonsense. And now baseball is actually doing this because Billy and Stugatz are legendary pioneers ahead of the game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
I'm feeling a little bit of remorse here because I don't feel like Greg Cody got enough shots off today. Like he had some Jerry Judy stuff that we cut off. In fact, put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Can you win a revenge game if you lose? Can you win a revenge game if you lose? He had a bunch of Jerry Judy stuff he wanted to get to and we just cut him off.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Stugatz, I am with you when I tell you, yes, if the pioneering genius is at the front of changing baseball on a throwaway show. Wo wir uns gefragt haben, wie wir Baseball reparieren. Und ihr habt immer mehr und mehr verrückt. Ich glaube, diese Woche, als wir einen unserer feinsten Lachen erzählen, Stu Gotts bestseller Autor.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Ich glaube, am Zentrum davon, an einem Tag, an dem Billy eine Ja-und-Lache für alle Zeit hatte, dass einer von Billys besten Lachen jemals erzählt wurde, ist, dass er zu dem Kommissionär ging mit dieser Idee, der Kommissionär hat es verloren und Billy weiß, wie verrückt es ist. Billy ist nicht verurteilt von der geschlossenen Idee, weil er es dem Kommissar gegeben hat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Und jetzt ist der Kommissar verrückt und sagt, wir ändern alles über Baseball. Ha-cha-cha-cha-Jazz-Hands, weil ich in den letzten ein paar Jahren einiges Geld verdient habe, um Baseball zu verändern.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Wie habt ihr das ausgemacht? Ich bin überzeugt, dass sie Louis Brinson aus dem All-Star-Spiel blockiert haben.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
We clipped him with another hard network out. So the floor is yours, Greg. Give us whatever it is you had there because you cared about last night's game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Okay, there's some stuff here that I don't know about that ranges from the onion to our beef with Manfred. I didn't realize any of this was so. You guys are saying As we go off the air, Greg Cody seemed disappointed, saying to Stugatz, it's a national story.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
The golden at bat thievery is a national story that we didn't talk enough about today, that Stugatz and Billy gave Manfred an idea that the owners are now thinking about passing. I need more details on this story. And Greg Cody is saying correctly that we have not talked about it enough today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Is it you or Billy that should get the credit? I don't remember whose idea it totally was. I don't know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: The Golden At-Bat
Brought to you by Stugatz's personal record book. A brand, a franchise.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
I wonder if he starts at 3 p.m. in the afternoon in Naples. I mean...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
You were with us in Vegas at our show at the Circa. It was a live show. I noticed none of your family was there in Vegas with you. Not as important.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
It looked to me like a Starbucks, which you see in Target from time to time, and they have one, I guess they have some in Publix. It's just a Starbucks employee. That serves beer, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
Right, but there are Starbucks that serve draft beer. That's all I'm saying.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
Yes, there is. I don't think that's the fact at all.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
I already know the answer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
I was in that area over the weekend. I appreciate Dan trying to be a good partner here and trying to be a good friend and promoting this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
Billy was 3-0 last night. I mean, 36-16 on the season.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
He endorses it, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
Okay. Sebastian, say it again. Say it again. Say it again. The whole thing. You were early.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
Yes, I know you are. He is also a best-selling author, by the way.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
I miss a good bookie. Like gambling, I appreciate DraftKings, our partners, but gambling has become, it's become so easy. Too easy. I miss, you know, meeting a guy, handing him a paper bag of money in an alley, and it made me feel alive. It made me feel like the cops were about to put the handcuffs on me. You know what I'm saying? I miss a good bookie.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah, only DraftKings. Only DraftKings. When I miss a bookie. It's actually one of Billy's stickers. The crown is yours. I specify DraftKings, but I miss handing my money to a bookie.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
Love Max. Peacock as well.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
Sebastian, you are a big Bears fan. Can you be a good head coach if your last name is Eberflus? I don't think so. I think...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: "Yes And" with Sebastian Maniscalco
Matt Sui triggered that for him. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Flag Planting Leads To Death
Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Flag Planting Leads To Death
Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Flag Planting Leads To Death
S***. This is the Don Labatar Show with the Stugats.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Flag Planting Leads To Death
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Flag Planting Leads To Death
Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Jason Sudeikis.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
There's going to be a lot of movers and shakers there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
He's overseeing the biggest thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
I love Dan too, unfortunately, for him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
The audience should thank you that you're willing to jeopardize your friendship with Michael Kay just for good content.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
I'll be there. Super pumped to find out that Gold Belly is aboard here on our show because, guys, I am a Gold Belly loyalist. I promise you this. I've ordered wings, cheesecake, turtle soup, deep dish pizza, you name it. I've ordered it from some of the most famous restaurants in the country that have partnered up with Gold Belly.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
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Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
I have Adam Schefter set to mobile alerts, and he just tweeted at Stu Gatz, Stu Gatz's Alex Smith take, because everyone's doing the flashback Thursday of, you know, several years ago, the Chiefs traded Alex Smith to the Washington franchise. So people are now being, a lot of people are being introduced to Stu Gatz's Alex Smith take. So it's going to be a big day for Stu.
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Look how good Ted Ginn is in year two. Yeah, how about that?
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I think with a season that long.
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Oh, he sounded so young to me.
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Not yet. Destroyed by the weight of society.
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100%.
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He said it like walking.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. by Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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Hour 1: The Worst Takes In Show History (feat. Pablo Torre)
How do you know I'm smiling? That's how I find my vocal range. Sometimes I just say, Savannah Bananas.
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Hour 1: With Great Power Comes Great Responsi-billy
I'm going to be honest with you. I unplugged it so you wouldn't stand next to me.
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More power to him. I'd argue, I mean, the last two shows, he's been part of the show while not being part of the show. So I'd argue less power to him.
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With great power comes great responsibility.
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I like that less.
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Wow. Those should be heavy at that price. Exactly. They should be hefty. The more shoes cost, the heftier.
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Mm-hmm. Sometimes I do that. I want to go buy multiples of the same shoes because you can never find them again. Yeah, that's right.
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They don't know what they want to be. I think that's what people at restaurants wear. I think they're hybrids.
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Mashed potatoes are the rock star of that dish.
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It looks nothing like a lion. You didn't see this one.
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There you go. Thank you, Ron. Send that to Chris, and then Chris can send it to video, and then everyone can see it. I'm going to do it right now as we speak.
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All crocodilians. All crocodilians. Crocodiles and alligators.
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They are called alligations, though, so I understand the confusion. They should be. We have the photo now that my dad says.
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Looks like a lion. Oh, that's a lion. Let's see this thing that looks like a lion.
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They're screwing with you. No, they're not. That looks like a lion.
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Chael Sonnen had suggestions as to why this is happening.
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We all just kind of ignored him, though, because we didn't like his suggestion.
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I hate to fact check Dwayne Wade when he said no one wanted them to get together. I wanted them to get together. I very much so wanted them to get together. In fact, I went out and I celebrated the night that they got together.
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They hadn't won or done anything, but I went out with my Dwayne Wade jersey to La Carreta, and I was celebrating with a pot and a pan the fact that the big three came together. So the idea that no one wanted this to happen, phooey.
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I'm not saying that.
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No, I mean, if someone writes a nonfiction story, would you say they're a liar? No, they just are piecing together nonfiction.
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He's nonfictioning? A bit of revisionist history, I feel like. Sometimes we forget that he was a bull and a calf also, I'm just saying.
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Well, no, when we say heat lifer, but we make a couple stops along the way, then that's not factually accurate as well.
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I'm not. I'm just saying. When we go back and we romanticize things, sometimes we don't exactly, you know, we fib a little bit. You know, just stretch in the truth. I'm not saying it's a lie. I would never call, never call a flash a liar. I would never, would never do that. I'm just saying sometimes we forget the facts a little bit.
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Give me an example. What is a white lie? Yeah, what's an example?
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I think that goes along his the white lie situation, right? Because he could not like the chicken, but if he compliments something else, he's not telling you he doesn't like the chicken. He's just complimenting you on something else. There's no need to tell someone I don't like this. You just tell them what you like. Yeah.
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Is it possible that Stugatz knew only two microphones in that studio were going to work, so he went to New York to get a microphone that worked and Greg is sitting in his chair because Greg's microphone doesn't work?
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No, but we're not doing that content. I'm just asking, I'm just explaining to people. I'm trying to, look, I'm taking everybody behind the fourth wall because you brought us behind the fourth wall and there's technical issues and that's just one of them. Stugatz wasn't irresponsible.
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He knew that there was going to be a microphone issue so he went up to New York to kind of have us work around that situation. Now, Chris hitting the wrong sounds was 100% Chris. It had nothing to do with technical difficulties.
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The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Don Levitard. Surely every time you're watching this, you recognize that your wife is laughing that she married Larry David.
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All right, put it on the poll, please, Juju. Did Greg Cody copyright being an asshole long before Larry David?
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What have you guys done to me? What did you guys throw into the algorithm? I've tried to stay out of the Tua conversation. I've probably stayed out of it for more than a year. I have not had any kind of opinion. that could be grabbed and aggregated and thrown as chum into the water. There are very few sports topics that get this kind of engagement.
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What have you guys done to me on the subject of Tua?
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Right, but what is being done with those words to misrepresent me as you guys often do?
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How does playing your own words misrepresent you? I don't know. Chris was laughing at me. I don't know how you edit stuff. I don't know what you guys do to put me in bad situations. What have you thrown into the chum stream of getting to an engagement?
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Well said. Excellent work as the executive producer. Jessica, the number of things that I would like to get you involved on today, because I didn't like the way that that Tua conversation went and the way that it boxes you out.
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Everyone's right. Everyone's wrong. And that is why there have been months of indecision as the price goes up on this, because I do think it's a legitimately fascinating subject for a market that has had trouble replacing quarterbacks since Marino. Like, it's an unbelievable run.
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of never having someone who's this kind of valuable and then arriving where you still can't determine what the value is of somebody because the sport has changed so much management has changed so much he's changed so much and you're just confused as to what the value we're all sitting here in the value assignment business it's salary kept you got to win in the margins because you got to be
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Better with your money than the other guy is with his money. And we're all sitting here like, what's he worth? And we're arguing about it. And everyone's a little bit right and everyone's a little bit wrong.
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The other thing that I wanted to bring you in on, because I felt this never happens to me, where I get to see that something on the Internet is fake before someone else. understands and tells me that something is fake. I'm almost always on the wrong end of that.
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And I don't know how the rest of you listening to this and in this room grew up with your parents or grandparents chirping about sort of the dangers of propaganda, the dangers of misinformation, the dangers of not being able to have information or information sources you trust
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and how corrosive that can be to democracy, to freedom, to confusing and disorienting a public that simply cannot trust its eyes, its ears, because of how well propaganda has worked.
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Rest assured that in my childhood, there was very little talked about more that engendered fear than the idea of propaganda or the government being able to shape agenda in a way that has control of the facts and information in a way that confuses. And I believe that right now.
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in 2024, we're all living in whatever the modern equivalent was for what they were feeling in the 60s that looked more like McCarthyism and all that stuff. But the modern thing that's happening right now is that it becomes very hard to tell what's real and what's not real. My wife,
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was fooled by an AI video of Mike McDaniel talking about Tyreek Hill and the number of children that Tyreek Hill has had out of wedlock. And she doesn't know anything about sports. And it seemed real and it looked real and it's AI and you can't tell from the distortion of the lips and the way that everything's moving. You cannot tell that it's not him talking.
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And the only thing that gave me access to it is like, No, Valerie, Coach would never talk that way publicly about all of what is happening there. Although, man, it would sure as hell be a hell of a lot. Like, that's one of the refreshing ones, McDaniel. He's one of the ones who actually says the interesting things. Nobody's willing to touch this subject at all in the Dolphin facility.
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But the thing that I wanted to ask the young people here is, are you guys better about not being fooled by all of this stuff? Or do you guys also now get got because it's getting better and better and it's getting more sophisticated about how to fool you?
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No one's being fooled by Leon Edwards.
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No one is being fooled by Leon Edwards, correct? I don't know, Dano.
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Billy, do you remember, because if I remember correctly, one of the first times that I ever saw video of any kind that was meant to purposely distort how good someone was athletically, it was Michael Vick throwing a football out of a... Oh, okay, hold on, that might be on the list now. Okay, all right.
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That's the first time I even remember seeing... Wasn't there a viral commercial campaign that had an assortment of athletes doing...
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He's got his back to it. He's got his back to the footballs. Yes, and he catches three footballs.
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Looks like 0-4, maybe? That was Chris Chambers as a charger. I didn't even remember him as a charger.
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For those of you who didn't see the video, it was just a little, tiny, little flare. Out route. It wasn't even an out route. No. It's just a little pitch and catch. It's just a little toss to his running back out of the backfield. And his running back goes flying 10 yards like Jason Statham being pulled by one of those rubber cords in a stunt. Like it was a four-yard little toss.
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And the running back ended up going seven yards on his back because the ball was allegedly thrown so hard.
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Nailed it. Jumped over a Mercedes Benz, Dan. I didn't know that wasn't real until right now.
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Come on. There is no name in the history of this show that Stugatz has called more often and been told by the person answering the phone that I am getting on a flight right now than Lawrence Maroney.
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One of the many great pleasures that come from having done this show for such a long time. And my God, what a privilege it has been. I don't mean to make it sound so past tense, but given what Stugatz is doing these days, I am past tense. And I want to talk nostalgically with you because I do have a great deal of gratitude for what it is that we get to do every day.
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I'm genuinely concerned about what the next few years of all of this is going to look like. We have had an amazing run. Nobody gets to do 20 years of this nonsense. These kinds of shows end up falling apart. There are breakups. You don't make it to your 20 year anniversary. Go ahead and look at all the shows ever who have done it. There aren't very many.
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It doesn't even make sense, Greg, you're a writer, that my career specifically would go to eliminating all other things and just being this show in its 20th year. And a lot of people who watch and listen to this show never know. It's one of my great prides. What's a bit and what's not a bit over 20 years. Stugant is publicly flirting with WFAN in a way that is not respectful to Metal Ark.
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We are paying him this week to not be here doing a guest host thing at WFAN where I'm told those offices are right across the street from Meadowlark.
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Is he going to go to Meadowlark while he is there? Yes or no. Is he going to go visit the 20 employees we have in our New York office, all of it built by the way this thing is growing and expanding, trying to do things differently in a new and collapsing media age? He's got a foot out the door in a way that flirts publicly with New York, but New York doesn't want to pay him. And so he's out there.
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on the air saying what today chris in his first day his guest host week is not a full week he may not be there friday he didn't do monday he's doing tuesday wednesday and thursday what's the content that he's making he's saying that he's available for a contract he's saying you're afraid of some host there we have a clip of it let's play this clip actually it's
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Dan would be the first one to tell you he too is terrified of Sal Licata, okay? I have no idea who that person is.
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How would I be the first one? Why is he speaking for me in New York through a phlegmy fake laugh telling his lies about people I don't know?
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How should the audience and how should I feel about what is presently happening? He did a move last week, and Chris, he's gotten very good at this with you and in general over the many years that he is, you know, slippery and sneaky. He lies to people about what has been allowed.
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So he told me he told Carl that he was going to be in New York, and then he told Carl that he had told me that he was going to be in New York, and he hadn't told either of us and then just surprised everybody. with something that has been in the works since last year.
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Like he knows he's gonna try and get up there over the summer to see if he can get a week in New York that gets paid for by somebody.
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Jessica, what am I supposed to? I'm legitimately asking you here because you often ask, is this a bit? Is this not a bit? I don't know how to handle the fact that we are all in a contract year and I'm not making it up when I tell you I have had to hold Skipper by the collar from not just really going crazy in a way that ends Stugatz's relationship with our show. Yeah.
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And Stugatz knows that I'm always going to do that for him, and so he takes advantage of it. Actually, you know what I thought was super interesting? I don't know if you guys noticed this. It was, to me, the most fascinating part of the Warriors breakup that nobody talked about. Klay Thompson told Steph Curry...
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Do not go to management and try to get me more money because you, Steph, want me to stay here. I want management to do that without your interference. And I thought that was unbelievably wise, not just proud, but wise because I have not had the wisdom over 20 years of always having to go in on the back end of negotiations to make employers
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who will not allow Stugatz to have the leverage over our situation. So I always have to go in and get Stugatz the proper value for Stugatz. And the amount of resentment that that has caused over the years that I had no idea would be circling around in the place. where you're not being properly respected by your employer, and that's the respect you want.
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You don't want it from Steph Curry because of how much he values you. You want to get it out of your employer. I was really surprised that Klay Thompson had the wisdom to ask Steph to back off so that they could just break up.
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I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
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But why can't why can't it just be like, why does it have to be nefarious? Something that Clay Thompson is doing because he's concerned about how you're going to receive him saying the right thing or the wrong thing when all he's doing is telling somebody who he loves and that they've done amazing things together.
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I want to be valued by my employer here, not by somebody who has power over my employer.
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How should the audience feel about what is presently happening? I think they're tired of hearing about Stu Gatz.
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Oh, okay. My bad. I didn't mean to disrespect the Sal Licata who I clearly fear.
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The Mets stopped winning now. Grimace is no longer lucky for the Mets. The Mets have gone back to just being 500 and middling.
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first to tell you that I fear Sal Licata of WFAN but thank you for bringing up Juan Soto because I was watching some Yankee baseball which was really Rays baseball this weekend and I saw a whole lot of people in Yankee uniforms who don't belong in Yankee uniforms but Soto is one of them and he's great and Judge Aaron Judge is somehow better and toward the end of a Rays game where the
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Fairbanks, I don't know, do you follow Pete Fairbanks at all? You have no idea who I'm talking about here, right, Greg? The closer for the Tampa Bay Rays? No.
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Yeah, you'd say, that's Conor McGregor. So Fairbanks is fun to watch because he throws 100 miles an hour. I don't know how anybody hits him, and people do. But he's also an unusual interview. And at the end of that game, they were winning 6-3, and then somebody hits a double, or Soto hit a double, and Aaron Judge is coming up as the tying run.
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And I guess was he asked, Chris, was Fairbanks being asked whether they should have put Judge on base because Judge has been such a beast this year that he shouldn't pitch to Judge?
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Okay, well, I was watching the game. So here's the situation, right? Fairbanks is leading 6-3 in the ninth. Soto hits a double off of the wall to score a run at 6-4, and now Judge is up. And these are the only two guys who can hurt you. Soto and Judge on the Yankees, they're terrifying, the both of them. And so Soto's on second, Judge is batting with the ability to tie the game.
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And the count goes 3-2. And frankly, as soon as Judge hit it, it ended up being a real high fly ball to center field. But I thought he hit it 500 feet to center field. And I guess they asked Fairbanks, should you have just put Judge on base as the tying run?
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That's a funny stare, though. Good answer. You're looking, Tony, like you don't think that that is anything other than the common response that you... Normal response from Fairbanks.
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It's been done this season, hasn't it? Didn't they do it with Ramirez in Cleveland with the Guardians and they said it hasn't been done since Barry Bonds and he says I'm better than Barry Bonds?
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That's not the best of the Fairbank sound I can play for you because we've been playing Fairbank sound here. I know that you guys are tired of my Rays coverage, but I just love how goofy this guy is.
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Chris, go sit in the penalty box for two minutes for a real estate spectacular.
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The humidor is only in Colorado, right? The humidor? The humidor for the baseballs?
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Let me hear some more Fairbanks sound, please.
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Correct. Well, it could if he gets hurt, first of all, which you guys skip right past.
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That is also correct. I would say to you that what it is that you guys are presently doing that is the mind bleep of this and it is why you're stuck in this particular purgatory is... You're saying it's bad leadership because they haven't signed him. And I'm saying the only reason I think they have good leadership because they made him look like that. And I didn't think it was possible.
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And so we are stuck in between the two things because I don't believe two is that good. I believe two has been missed. made that good by the circumstances that have surrounded him, and if I were him, and I don't mean it as a slight to say I don't believe he's that good.
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What I'm saying when I say I don't believe he's that good is, best passer in the league, look at all the numbers, the offensive numbers are off the charts. I don't believe he's that. I believe that is a system product. I believe that he's what Jared Goff is, and if you pay him what Jared Goff got, I would shrug my shoulders and say, okay, fine.
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if it's more than Jared Goff because the market stipulates that and you then prevent me from getting all the other pieces I have to put around him in order to make him successful you're putting me in a position where I'm paying him too much and I trust these people to not overpay on these things it's It's more important than ever. You're all fantasy GMs out there. You all question every GM.
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You think you're Sunday League, that you know what you're doing. You don't have to handle the salary cap permutations. And in this particular case, I don't feel comfortable tearing up so much of my value in the one guy I'm particularly afraid of getting hurt. Still, they can try to protect him. They can try to play the Brady game. They're going to roll him out more.
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If he's going to be light, he's going to be rolling out around the pocket more. And he's going to be in more positions where he can get hurt. I do believe he's more susceptible to injury than the average player. I believe that we spent a year talking about that.
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I agree with what you're saying, and I would also add to you that wherever it is, the difference is on where they assign value. My guess is that Gardner Minshew would put up some decent numbers with this particular offense as well, given that they have a bit of a cheat code. This isn't to say that Gardner Minshew is Tua, but you understand what I'm saying.
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If they could do it with Tua, they could find a golf to do it with as well. We are in agreement that it can't be anybody, but we're in agreement that if I give you one of 15 guys and pay him at value, there are 15 guys who could do it, right?
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Goff has also been in a Super Bowl. And he's won playoff games.
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He got that contract because he made it the best Detroit Lions team any of us have ever seen. And sometimes that gets you paid.
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The best offense. The best offense we've seen this century from the Miami Dolphins.
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It was actually pretty funny. I think probably that Greg Cody has been in the Dolphin facilities where this would have taken place. But Brian Flores had these office sort of floor to ceiling glass windows that you could press a button and physically sort of frost them.
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That's what Tua was walking into, though, when the office would go. Can you imagine whatever the coldness is when you're not getting along with your coach and a physical frost just goes over the windows because of what Flores had and the sort of separation is the Belichick way. This part, man.
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As someone who will tell you that I value the small things that make me happy now more than I ever have, the pollution that money can be when you've already found people who believe in you, the way that these people clearly believe in a tour, they have rehabbed the confidence that Flores could have destroyed during a delicate time, a style of coaching that really runs Belichick right out of the league.
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because that's not how we deal with this generation of young player the job is hard enough mental frailty can get punctured at any point when you're doing what these people are for a living and Tua is sleeping at night with whatever his fears and pain are of, is my brain okay? I'm making decisions about my brain and my future mental health in ways that are truly terrifying.
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To have a group of people in management who support you the way this group of people have supported Tua and then have the disconnect be over a few million dollars, that poison to me is really something that is a contaminant that I feel for the people involved because there's a human being underneath that helmet and I wouldn't want to get so caught up
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in what the other guy has that I forget how tough my first year was when I had a coaching staff that didn't actually believe and understand me in a way that made me feel properly supported. There is and should be a value to that.
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And I'm not the guy who's asking others to take discounts, but I am asking Tua to look into a mirror and have a self-assessment on value that does give the franchise some credit for what that value is.
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As a head coach, we don't, but it's only because, you know, he hasn't been a head coach outside of Miami and the backup situations that they have been here haven't been top five picks. They haven't been top five talent at quarterback.
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But I'm not being pro-management. I'm being pro-happiness. Do you know how fun it is to play the game the way Tua gets to play it? He wasn't allowed to play it that way in his first year. And the disconnect of who's responsible for that tore apart Brady and Belichick. You don't think it's going to tear apart two amateurs like Tua and McDaniel, too?
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I got it out of my system. I hadn't done it for years. I hadn't done it for years. I know I did it 12 minutes too long. It was fun. We have not. I don't think it was fun. It was great. I added a lot. I think it was necessary. I don't think it was fun. Ask Jessica if she thought it was fun. It was a lot of Tua. We've had worse topics. Well, we just haven't done. We have not.
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I am surprised that we have not had that conversation for three straight years every day. Because it used to be what sports radio was in this market. I want to make America great again.
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I've got a lot of questions. This is some quality awkwardness we have to play with here. How many people are invited? This is a party on a yacht?
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And is that what you're scared of? Are you scared of where the cost is going to end up if you invite 150 people as opposed to 100 for what is a fairly spectacular celebration?
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I know you want to do the routine of I'm a guest on a talk show host. I got some material here from my vacation.
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I know, but I'm going to stay here for a while. I know you want to get into let me tell you about all the things I did in Ireland. We'll get to that in a second. I want to understand a little bit better. what the reservation would be about in terms of who's getting invited from here and who isn't. Would half of our crew make it? Would half of the crew here make it?
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Are you going to offend half of the people who work here because you don't feel the need to invite everybody from here?
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Because of the age discrimination suit and because of the, really?
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Outside of my daughter. You're not inviting Mike Ryan because you've got that litigation against him for elderly abuse.
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It is. I thought it was age discrimination and elderly abuse. I didn't think there was other stuff. I thought it was $1.2 million in damage.
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This is the reason that there is something Greg can do. The 70th birthday party is your wishes. It's not anybody else's wishes. The party's for you. The party is to make you happy. I understand you're putting this veneer of defense in so that you can have plausible deniability on anyone who doesn't get invited, but it's your guest list.
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Huge relief for you to not have it be a surprise party.
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Come on. It's your old.
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That's not true. He's really mad at you.
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Your wife. is being gluttonous about inviting people from her work to your thing just because she's paying for it. I don't know how she's getting like 20% of the gift on what is your birthday, whether she's paying for it or not.
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She's taking advantage of the situation.
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I've got a rule on if you're somebody who's going to be at my party who I don't know, you have to be a plus one. It can't be anybody else because someone else is sneaking in someone I don't know.
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The idea that they're mostly people from your wife's work that you know, but there will be somebody from your 70th birthday party who works for your wife, who is only there because your wife's paying for that party. That doesn't feel like it's a part of your gift anymore.
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The yacht driver. Whatever it's called. You could not, between marina and yacht driver, your inability to summon a single nautical word.
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When he said cruiser, what do you think he meant when he's asking you, are you a cruiser?
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And you know it. We were talking about ships and boats. Yeah. And you conjured what image in your mind of a cruiser? Well, it's a family show.
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Did you just say I'd play a nine-minute game in a quick 20 minutes?
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in in twenty minutes uh... unless it was a lot of runs and everything but but in strata medici attended a is is a pictures game you know it tended to have three to two games i'm actually curious about a sports opinion of yours i'm sorry to sound so surprised by my own interest in your sports opinion i don't know what you've been writing about the tour situation but uh... i don't think
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In my lifetime in sports in this market, I have seen someone whose value is so polarizing as a measurement that people are trying to assess and there can't be agreement on who a player is based on his statistics because we cannot separate. him from the system and the system that has turned him into someone who has to at least be worth as much as Jared Goff.
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It seems to me that over the last two months, whatever I thought Tua's value was has gone up because Trevor Lawrence signing for that much, an amount of money that I thought would be a lot to give Tua, is now underpaying Tua. And I don't know what you do if you're the Miami Dolphins because I don't know that the price is going to go down from here.
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I would say that he has more of a health concern around him than the average player because of what happened with the concussion stuff. And now he's lost weight again and can get thrown around again. You don't agree that he's more than the average injury risk?
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Okay, not 40 years old, non-40-year-old division.
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You think the concussion is avoidable in football?
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The reason that I want to discuss this with you, Greg, as someone who is the longest standing Miami Herald, Miami Dolphins journalist, covering everything around the Dolphins for 50 years, you've written the book on the Dolphins, is because I think I'm correct when I say There has never been a player in a Dolphin uniform received the way this one is, correct?
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I don't even know who you'd put second place, whether it would be Ricky Williams, who else you would choose as a figure that the people who will defend him will defend him most ardently.
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so that the people who are critical of him because they have trouble measuring what his value really is outside of what the dolphins provide for him i don't think i've ever seen a player play for the dolphins who has this kind of swirl around him
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Chris, I don't think your father's in any way really ready for what we're presently doing. I don't think he knows the mics are on. I don't think he knows that his microphone isn't anywhere near his face right now. He is a little out of... Yeah, there it is. He's a little out of his element because he's been on vacation two weeks.
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did you put on the poll please at levitard showed you know anyone who's used the word skullduggery and casual conversation i want to get back to what it is that tony said about this because i do believe we'd also get agreement on this no matter how much but to a homer you are If he went out right now into the free agent market, he doesn't get that contract he's looking for, does he?
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Does the league believe that he can do what he did with the Dolphins without Waddle and Tyreek Hill and McDaniel? The answer to my question is no, correct? He doesn't get $55 million a year from somebody who just needs a quarterback.
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That is what the Dolphins are doing, right? When you say they've botched it, they obviously, okay, are in... undisputedly win now mode with the way their contracts are structured. The window closed on when it is you have to maximize these things is when you have the quarterback at value. So we're at maximum win now with the quarterback. They've decided not to pay him. Why?
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Well, let's compare it to the Stugat situation, shall we?
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Well, I mean, he's not as valuable anywhere as he is here, which is why we pay him more than anybody else, I would assume, would pay him.
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Of course. And then we'll all find out together. Right.
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Let me just – the reason I'm asking the question is the way that I'm asking them. Have the Dolphins – You believe the Dolphins have a good football team this year, correct? You believe this even though... They haven't won a playoff game in 23 years.
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But you believe that they're good this year.
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They're not Chiefs good, but that's okay. Nobody's Chiefs good. You believe... That they're good this year, so you therefore believe that their management team has done a good job. You trust how it is that this management team has built this team for now, correct? You trust the leadership of this team more than you have since when?
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It's hard to get back on the bicycle here quickly once you've... Done this for a long time, and he's approaching his 70th birthday now. It's trendier now to run off old people. Trendier to be ageist. What?
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Greg, the reason I ask you all of the questions that I'm asking you is because obviously all of this is subjective. Obviously, we all love to play fantasy general manager. Obviously, on something that's subjective, it's great fun. None of us will be wrong now on whatever our opinion is on this. But the person who is...
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most invested in making these decisions correctly the people who are most invested in that they are telling you that's not what he's worth and fans what they're doing is paying those people for that judgment Right. That's what the area of expertise is. Properly assign the value to these people on something that's subjective. And they're telling us he's not worth that.
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That's what they're telling us. You're taking it as insult. Why can't it just be that that's their assessment? It's not that the market says he's worth that. They don't think that he's worth that. And yes, they risk insulting a popular player. They risk bothering a fan base that just wants a quarterback no matter what.
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I have spent an inordinate amount of the Tua time sitting out extreme Tua opinions because of how weary I got over seven years of trying to convince myself that Ryan Tannehill here was a starting quarterback.
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was made available to the entire league as a starter, and then the league told you he was a backup, and then he gets with the right pieces in Tennessee, and all of a sudden, he's signing a next contract. So you have not heard over the time that there's been these wild fluctuations, because Cody misremembers. Not everybody wanted Herbert. That's a manufactured thing you did at the beginning.
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By who? Democratic Party.
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Herbert was clearly the one who was behind Tua, and Tua came in as a top five pick, and then Tannenbaum was the only one saying that Herbert was the guy he'd take. And then that first year of Herbert, we were all like,
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Oh, when it's with Flores and you don't have the right system around a guy, it looks like Tua looks like Goff looked at the beginning, which is he couldn't play until you put him in the right system. Then the whole sport changes, where all of a sudden I'm in a place where, is Jalen Hurts that good? Or is Philadelphia kind of some place where Nick Foles can be a Super Bowl MVP?
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Because if I put him behind that offensive line, I've changed how we're doing all these measurements. So now we have trouble, all of us, in the measuring of what is Jared Goff really? You've also got Lamar Jackson over here playing the position differently than anyone else is playing it and then having the same problem that Tua has. You get to the playoffs and the whole thing falls apart.
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So you guys tell me when's the last time they made the playoffs twice. I'm like, they could have just as easily not won a playoff game with Tua as they did with having Tua. They don't win playoff games. For 23 years, they get to the playoffs and then don't win the games or they don't get to the playoffs.
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Understood, but both circumstances, you're not actually close. If you can't win a playoff game, you're not close. You can try and talk yourself into it. I'm a Bradley Chubb away. If you can't win a playoff game, you're not close. The Steelers weren't close last year.
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Well, one of the things that I'm having some trouble with today is that I think I've come to the conclusion, and it's hard to come to this conclusion right now after we're almost doing this 20 years. 20 years in September. We've got a whole bunch of big celebration stuff planned for 20 official years.
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No, I think they do what they're doing.
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I'm talking about the signing of him. I'm talking about you get him in for your value, not what everyone else says is market value. What your value is. They're being stubborn about it.
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What has happened most recently is that because the Dolphins have been stubborn, the price is going up. I am certain that whatever Tua would have taken two months ago is not what he'd take anymore. It's bad leadership.
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Well, but I don't feel very much through the sad sickness of feeling like this is too lax of an environment. Like we're, I'm learning some things now a little bit late in the game about how lax our environment is because they're playing some sound for me from Stugatz in New York that feels somewhere between irresponsible and profoundly disrespectful. And Greg Cody is now back, Chris.
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I'd like all of you to weigh in on this. What could possibly be the excuse coming off a vacation now that the Panthers are done playing for why Greg Cody inevitably doesn't have a back in my day-to-day as he's supposed to because they're sponsored and he's paid for them and he hasn't had one in probably six months?
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You're going to have to wait because it's never going to come out. You're going to have to perpetually wait.
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I'm pretty sure we're going to make it successfully to our 20th anniversary in September. I'm making no promises after that. You laugh, Chris Cody, but I'm worried about the general corrosive malaise of Greg Cody is being paid to do his job here, but he's too busy with side projects, doing fresh material to make side money. Stu Gatz is being paid this week to be here, but he's too busy.
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He's advertising himself. He's gone full prostitute. He's gone, I'm in a contract year. I'm available to anyone who will take me, who wants to pay me, not noticing that it's a terrible shrinking media market, not noticing that there are no jobs.
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Well, there aren't any jobs in New York for him. He already tried that. Wow.
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No, I'm calling that a prostitute. I'm not calling anyone else a prostitute. I'm calling Stugatz a prostitute. What is the sound that you have of Stugatz on Boomer and Geo? I feel for anybody during these months that is used to a familiar thing and now gets stuck with the guest hosts. Whenever Colin Cowherd goes on vacation and then it's just lonely Jason McIntyre scared as a deer in headlights.
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He does have that kind of face. I see him on mute and he's like... It's all too much for me. It's all too much.
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Seems like Jessica was most titillated by the fake laugh. How much fake laugh do you have there?
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Okay, do we know what the subject matter is? I don't think it matters.
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Well, this is a special nightmare for you because how much of this do you edit out of God Bless?
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If you guys want to do a show of Stugatz's laziest crutches, because the fake laugh is up there, but him just using the bridge of I understand when he's not retaining anything that would require understanding, just saying I understand to get to whatever his next point is on not having understood the previous thing that was said. Go ahead, play the fake laugh to the tank stupidity. Yeah.
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He's out of his element. He's got to ease in. He needs like the pacifier to comfort himself and the host around him. The thing that works universally if you're going to be a chummy liar at a time that shamelessness is in is try to make people think they're funnier than they actually are. It's worked with me for 20 years as his cohort.
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He's made me feel funnier than I actually am and emboldened me to great heights. I don't understand, though, why Greg Cody doesn't have his back in my day. I don't. You've had vacation. The Panther playoff run is now plenty over.
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
You signed a contract here to have a Tuesday back in my day that was sponsored. That was also a contract that you signed. Who's sponsoring them?
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
Give them to me. I'll read them. That's a Stugas. Yeah, you got to do them first. Dang.
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
And you know it. Did you guys recognize that as a Dan? Because I thought that was the beginning of a creaky and you know it.
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
You all heard that, correct? You thought that that was him trying. I was about to make fun of how creaky one of his signature phrases was, and then I realized, oh, it's not one of his signature phrases.
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
He's going to be so winded at the end of this. Take a breath. He's going to start coughing. Oh, this is a bad thing that we've done here.
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
Why are you shaking your head, Billy?
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Greg Cody has a bit of an issue on his hands and I'm not sure how many of you have something like this because Greg does not want this turned into content. Chris Cody can't wait to turn it into content because there's some awkwardness in the Greg Cody household. I am just learning for the first time because Greg Cody is very careful and has been all his life about revealing his age.
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
I am just learning for the first time that shortly Greg Cody will turn 70 years old. That's obviously a big birthday. If you've heard him coughing around here for years, it's a reason for celebration that he has gotten to 70 years old. But he's having some real problems. And I don't know the length of them.
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Local Hour: Greg's Birthday Party Dilemma
I don't know how awkward this goes, how deep it is deciding who to invite from here because he feels like people are going to get hurt because not everyone's being invited. He just threw his hands up in the room before we got in here and said, this is not my party when it's literally his party.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I mean, do it now or straight out of college? That's a big difference. Like, straight out of college, it seems like a great gig, no?
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
No. You could. Yeah, you should. Well, why should I do that? You guys want me to drive around in the Wienermobile? Yes. Yes. Really? You already do. Let's get it done.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
But I wear the same clothes every day, so I mean... I'm not trying to get away from the authorities. The car situation is what it is, but I have a long drive. It is rough on the car. So when the kids are home, we rent cars because we don't have enough cars for everyone. So we have to rent cars because they're in college. They have cars in college. They're not driving them home.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
But on this particular occasion, I hit something on the turnpike going south at like 530 in the morning on a Monday and a park came off of my car. I didn't get a flat, nothing. I drove all the way to work, but this part came off of my car and it came off perfectly. But I had to bring it into the shop. They had to order the part. The part just got in yesterday. My car will be ready on Monday.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
You will see another new car on Monday. But that's the deal. That's why.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I thought they had all of them, to be honest with you.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I have no idea what I'm watching, where I'm watching it. I travel so much. I've subscribed to so many things and taken their free trial. Now I'm paying $29.99 a month. I have no idea. I agree.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
There are 20 of those roaming around. Zeppelins, yes.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Zeppelin does not own the Goodyear blimps, by the way, just to clear that up. So ramble on.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
But maybe Jimmy is hurt here, Dan. Maybe he did all the things that Riley and Spoh told him to do. And he turned into the best form of Jimmy Butler that we've ever seen. He's been to the finals. He's been to the conference finals. He has done things that we didn't anticipate Jimmy Butler could do. And now he wants to get paid for them. And they're unwilling to pay him. So he's hurt.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
So bad. And they're going to trade Kyle Kuzma.
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Local Hour: The Choke 2.0
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
Yeah, probably not a good idea for me to share that right now. Clinton Yates, good guy. I'm going to defend him in most aspects.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
Thank you. Def Boston. Thank you.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
You're putting me in a bad spot here. Roy, you were producing the day that he slept, the day that he was supposed to fill in, right? Yes, yes, I was there. Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
Yes, I was. I was there.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
He overslept. That's what happens sometimes.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 2: Jonathan Yaslow & Jeremy Foreplé
What are we doing? Whoa. You've got to. I'm bleeping that. I'm sorry. Way too far on that one.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
I mean, they're all great points. You know, I... I don't care about the first 197 points. I don't care about Mark Williams. I care about what happened at the end. And what happened at the end is at my disposal, whatever I want.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Das sieht gut aus. Schön. Kaschmir.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
It has value from a business standpoint, Dan, because there are multiple bidders who want to get into this game. That I understand. It doesn't mean the product's any better. I care about the product. The NBA is not something that I look forward to like I used to. It's not.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
It doesn't matter. What Dan is saying is it doesn't matter that I've stopped watching or Mike stopped watching. They got their money and it's guaranteed.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
They have nine years to figure it out.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
By the way, I will say this. Greg has been a breath of fresh air for our show. The audience loves him. The staff loves him. I love him. But he has no clue what the hell is happening and what we're doing every single Tuesday that he comes in. And so we noticed it. We thought it'd be funny to try to cut him off at a hard network out.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Das ist, was Diepers für sind. Genau.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
We were still at ESPN, so we had to be out by a certain time at the end of every hour. And we figured Greg eventually would catch on to the fact that we're asking him questions at the end of every hour with about four seconds to go on the clock.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
I mean, Jess, I was sitting right here with Dan. I heard from the same source, so... I'll say it, she burps.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Do you burp? He doesn't do anything. He has no release. That air has got to go somewhere.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Have the conversation go when your wife reveals to you that you're a sleep farter.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
We told you repeatedly to go to the doctor. You ignored us. You finally went to the doctor. And the results of your visit to the doctor were what?
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
It's Dan, Stu and Greg Cody on ESPN Radio. I don't particularly enjoy the hard net workout. I asked that question, I left him about three seconds. Three seconds to answer a serious question about a visit to the doctor and a tumor.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Perfect, yes. Perfect execution.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
You want like one, one and a half words to come out and then boom.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Was das großartig macht, ist, dass wir reden. Ich denke, das ist die einzige Zeit, in der wir das gemacht haben, über so einen sensiblen Thema. Das ist richtig.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
Die zweite Hälfte hat angefangen.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
14th win for Charlotte. It's not great. It's not great.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
We take you back to a better time in the show's history, a time, at least for me, where I was happiest, because we were at ESPN.
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Hour 1: Do The NBA's Ratings Matter?
But I'm not talking about the NBA. I'm talking about the next rights deal, which is... In a long time. I understand that, but eventually what's going on right now and the horrible job that Adam Silver has done is going to impact the bottom line for the NBA.
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
You have to match those.
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
You know he doesn't go home and cry after losing this day.
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
They switched hotels. It was over. It was over. The Miami Heat knew it was over at that point, wasn't it?
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
Derek, I've never been more upset with players that wear heat uniforms than I was when Dwayne and LeBron mocked you for supposedly not being sick. Like, why would you fake being sick? It's ridiculous. But that was part of the relationship between you and Dwayne. He also said something, I think, where you maybe weren't a great leader or something like that.
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Hour 2: Dirk Nowitzki And Stump The Meech
Could you describe sort of the relationship between you and Dwayne? Because you are two superstars who shouldn't be disliked by anybody. But for a stretch there, you disliked each other.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Yeah, she was like 12 years old.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
You just delivered the news. Yeah. It was one of the original internet feel-good moments, right? Because she was struggling and you could... We've all been there, right? Where someone's going to sing the national anthem and it's like, it's not going well and that A little murmur happens. I mean, hold on.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
I definitely think it extended his tenure in Portland because it was such a feel-good moment. But yeah, to the people listening, what are you guys talking about? The girl comes to sing the national anthem at the Blazers game. Mo Cheeks is the head coach. She's struggling to it. She's probably about 12 or 13 years old. She's very young.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
And you could see the confidence drain out of her, kind of like Jeremy, when we started making fun of him.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
And so Mo Cheeks goes out there and he puts his arm around her and he helps her sing through it, even though he's not a good singer either. And then the crowd starts singing the National Anthem together.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
And the girl starts crying, but it's like a kind of a crying of tears of joy because like everyone came to her aid rather than do the thing, which is point and laugh, which is what we did to Carl Lewis like a decade before that. But the point is, it was such a feel good moment. It was on every new show. It really didn't go viral because there wasn't a viral. internet thing.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
And also, Dan, I think you're right, because Mo Cheeks at that point, his tenure was a little choppy. I think it bought him some goodwill that allowed him a little bit more time in that market to be the head coach. So Jessica... Mo Cheeks is on the Knicks staff now. There you go.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
And they're playing at Portland, the game that Dan knows that McElbridge is the one, the game winner, but didn't know where it happened. It happened at Portland. And... Bang! There you go. And do we have that video? I'm assuming we don't.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Dude, I saw Goran Dragic yesterday. And, you know, obviously he's retired and he comes out, he games here and there. And I'm sitting there and it's me and him and a front office guy from another team. And we're talking and He's talking about the first time I came to America, I mean, it was the guy that picked me up from the airport. And like, you know, we started talking about like summer league.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
He missed his first summer league because he had to negotiate a buyout. But then the second summer league, I was like, yes, I remember. It was you and Robin Lopez. And Robin Lopez, because he got teed up cussing out the refs, started his new, his solution was, instead of cussing out the refs directly, I'm going to go to Brooke Lopez who's sitting courtside and start cussing him out. Like, yeah.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Can you ever believe this? And the front office guy is like, it feels like yesterday, doesn't it? It does. I still look at Goran as like this little kid coming off a plane from Slovenia, learning American culture and learning things and getting his driver's license. And meanwhile, he's a guy with gray hair and kids who are grown up and stuff like that. Julia Dale is a woman now. Who's Julia Dale?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Who's Julia Dale? Legend.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Is that the girl that was singing the National Anthem?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
We had the trumpet guy in Phoenix. Dr. Jesse. What was Dr. Jesse?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
They won that game, right, Dan? I know you left early. Goran Dragic is an old person.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Oh, it's Juju and not... PEDs. No, this is all Juju.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
I was the first guest, by the way, in the history of The Greg Cody Show.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
There's no chance there are 29 more important people than that.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
How will you refer to them? The Sacramento Athletics, right? Because they're playing in Sacramento, right?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Are they changing the name of the team?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Right, waiting for the.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Wait, hold on. So, like, if I'm watching ESPN Sunday Night Baseball and it's Yankees at Athletics and the scorebox is in the top corner and it says NYY 0, it's going to say what?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
I believe it was Pat who said there's winning, and then there's misery. And clearly they're not winning right now, so...
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Well, the Warriors got Jimmy, and they're happier, too.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Yeah. Honeymoon Jimmy. They got contract-signed, ink-dried Jimmy.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
It could work out better.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
When they win it all, then it's like the ultimate for him. Then it's perfect. Then it becomes the crowning achievement, right? Because if you think of his departure from here, Reputationally, I don't know why, because it's not the first time, but reputationally, he kind of took a hit, right?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
So if you go to Golden State and then breathe life, revitalize what looked like a dead season for them and help Steph Curry get his fifth title, which then A, separates him from LeBron, but B, puts him on that pedestal with Magic and Kobe and some of these other kind of top 10-esque names.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Then Jimmy Butler becomes like almost bigger folklore than he was even before having taken this team to the finals twice. Then it turns into Jimmy Butler. What a swell guy.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Chris, look at me. That would be terrible.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Guys, I'm telling you, there's a snowflake's chance in hell that they have a tribute video. Like you said, they might acknowledge him. Right. Maybe in the intros, the player intros, typically the player intros, I had a guard from Davidson and Steph Curry and from Tomball, Texas, Jimmy Butler.
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
Why is that video behind me? Can we get Juju to put it on the poll? What's more embarrassing, the fist pump from Jeremy or the slurp from him?
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The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News
By way of example, 22-time Emmy Award winner Jason Jackson never got to do this. Right, right. He's a trendsetter. He's a trailblazer, a pioneer.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
It's my favorite kind of Greg Cody, though. I mean...
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
These aren't Greg's problems, though. That's why he's not so worried about the asteroid in eight years.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I don't like any of that story. Win the whole thing.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Hello, Dan Money. Put it on my tab.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Powers was drunk at the time. Probably. Tom Powers is a great name for a fullback.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
You do. And I think the PGA Tour, the other players on tour would be okay with this because you want Tiger in the tournaments. Tiger would never do it. He would never, ever take a golf cart. I think if Tiger wants to be involved in these majors, wants to have a chance in these majors for the next two or three years, he needs to do it in a golf course.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
The problem for Tiger is he cannot walk the course anymore. He just can't get around the course. Who was that?
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
No, but that's you. You're doing that.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Well, I think he has the thing that you're talking about. He has the ability to rush that quarterback with four pass rushers, and that's a great ability to have. Maybe the most important thing in the NFL.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
But how can Kelsey walk away thinking anything other than that team is a lot better than ours?
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Philadelphia's not being fooled by anything whatsoever. They dominated. Right, you're saying Fangs had nothing to do with it? It's Howie Roseman and the roster construction, which I think is the most important part.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I know, but Greg, a lot of teams could say that. If the Ravens play the Eagles this week, the Ravens would think they're going to win. The Bills would think they're going to win. The Bengals would think they're going to win. Well, let's not They would think it, though. Joe Burrow would think it. I mean, he would.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
We'll take a loose ship, I guess.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Most people don't want to work.
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What do you mean it wasn't? What do you know? I just have the feeling it was a re-gift from Christopher. Really? Yes, yes.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I think it was 92 Barcelona. He still has that bag, though.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I'd like to challenge that fine, though. I mean, he's coming in. He's rushed.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I'm not certain. I mean, that's my concern. Does anyone have a plan? They just talk about the asteroid coming near Earth by 2000. What are we going to do about it?
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
No, I'm going to worry right up until someone tells me it's gone away.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I'm with Dan, though. This calm, collected, cool Billy. It's Billy Chill.
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Hour 2: Mina Kimes and Greg’s Eyebrows
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, number one at the time. I believe that's good. Also, Quinn Ewers is probably going to be in the portal. Yes, but not going to Iowa. But at the time, he was the number one at the time.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
This is how I'm trying to look at it, Lucy, right? Is that it's been somewhat disappointing so far, right? It hasn't been like the level of excitement I think that everybody was hoping for, but... There's been one great game. There's been one great game, but... Now is when last year's playoffs kick in. You know what I mean? So, like, now is the playoffs. The real playoffs.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Now is the real playoffs. The other stuff was extra playoffs. Now is the real playoffs. Even though we live in a world where Penn State or Notre Dame might be national champions.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
We played what's good to get you out of the bad mood. We can't still be in the bad mood.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Oh, all right. I thought maybe that was a good thing. I was trying to point out something good.
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But we have meaningful football now, Thursday and Friday. We have it anyway. Headed into wildcard weekend on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. If you're just a football lover, you have five straight days of football that matters.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
The funny thing about the seeding that you're mentioning is because we asked you, like, if, you know, it was just the classic four teams, would any of these teams not be in it? And you're like, well, three of the four would probably still be in the four. But when you look at the seedings, it's teams five, six, seven, and eight.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
So then if you're not really paying attention and saying, well, three of the four of them are actually the four best teams in the country because of kind of like the wonky seedings. You could look at the numbers and be like, wow, this is working out great. None of these teams would have been in the playoffs. It's like, no, three of the four probably would have been in the playoffs anyways.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I need a one seed in the final four.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
The initial champion is, best case scenario, going to be a five seed. Worst case scenario, an eight seed, which I feel like is what's throwing you off here, is that you don't want a national champion that has a little number seven next to their name or an eight.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
That's a good loss. Quality loss, Lucy. I know you love those.
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We can't live in a world where Notre Dame's national champion, right, Lucy? Like, we just can't. We can't have that world.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Does Jess listen to this show? Lucy, this is how I was trying to spin it earlier this week to tell Stugatz. Because the reality is, Jess, the goal looks... It's not that I don't want them to be happy. I just don't want to hear about Notre Dame from them and everyone else in the world, right? You want to hear about Penn State, though? No, well, I won't hear about Penn State.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I live in circles where I'm not going to hear about Penn State. I'm fine. Here's the thing, and this is the way that I was trying to spin it. I'm like, you know, Mr. Gatz is like, wouldn't it be great for the Gullicks if Notre Dame won? And I was like... it actually would be really bad for the Gullicks if Notre Dame won.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Because right now, the Gullicks have kind of a monopoly on the faces of Notre Dame publicly in the media. So then when there's like paid speaking appearances at Notre Dame, homecoming, this and that Notre Dame, they bring them in. As soon as Notre Dame wins a national championship, old news. We're going to have all of the present Notre Dame players getting all of those opportunities.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
So it's best for the goalies for Notre Dame to continue to lose. Otherwise, Kyle Rudolph's taking over. That's what I'm thinking. I'm with you. I don't actually believe that. That's just how I'm saying it so I don't sound like a jerk saying I just don't want them to be happy.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, but obviously for all the wrong reasons. Just to mess with Chris. By the way, happy Thursday. It's a Thursday episode of God Bless Football. And as an added bonus, no Mike Fuentes today. So you're going to hear from other people. Like? No, just Lucy. Lucy's going to be on with us.
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What do you think? I'm down with that.
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I mean, but they're going to have their own game for the national championship. It's fine. They should have a standalone, Lucy.
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Wow. Now we're starting to interfere with the NFL, though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well, that's not their day.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
They took Christmas. I mean, you got a quarterback. Yeah, exactly.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
And Taylor's there, but I don't want to scare Taylor by talking to him because then he's going to get a little spooked. Right. Yeah.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Remember, we had Aaron Rodgers. We had Aaron Rodgers. We thought we had one, too.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Hold on a second. Mikey just said we thought we had a quarterback, too. Well, we did. Yeah, but we're implying here that Mark Gronowski is not going to pan out, potentially.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I was going to say, don't they win every year?
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Oh, wow, they didn't win this year, so you got the bad one. You got their bad quarterback. They got rid of him. They're like, oh, this guy can't get the job done. Send him to Iowa.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Maybe we get it. Maybe we don't. Right. Are you into it? Exactly. Yeah, I think it'll be fun.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, I love football. God bless it. That's what I say.
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Thank you. Nobody loves it like that. Well, Billy loves football. You're right. He gets it. He loves football. Mikey A gets it. Does anyone love football more than you do? That's not for me to say. I'm not here to judge others.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Thank you, Mikey. Mikey gets it.
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As a whole, I love football more than anyone else potentially. Now, there are people that love aspects of football more than I do.
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Just specific aspects. Yeah, I love all of it.
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By the way, I just want to tell you guys, I would love it if you could go to sportspodcastgroup.com and vote for us for Best American Football Podcast because you have until Monday to vote for us and have us win again and show all of the naysayers out there that said no, nay. When people said, can they win again, they said nay. And last year, they were right. We did not win last year.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
So it'd be great to be at the mountaintop again this year if we can. We'd love for your vote. Go to sportspodcastgroup.com and vote for us. Please. We would appreciate that very, very much.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
It'd be great for the show. It'd be the worst for my mental health. The worst. I wouldn't want it. We'd be rooting for the Gullocks, though, right? Probably, right? Because if we're going to be honest, Chris Sims, a bit of a Johnny company leader. Doesn't care nearly as much. Exactly right. He doesn't actually care about Texas. The Gullocks are Notre Dame football.
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You're right. Exactly right. And no one wants to live in South Bend. So that's how much he cares.
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Whatever it is. Yeah, whatever that is. Yeah, exactly right. Chris Sims is just, you know.
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Not even. Just the big game if it doesn't happen on a Saturday because he quote unquote has to work. I have to work. I can't take my kids to see football today. So a Thursday game he can do. A Friday game he can do. Saturdays. Please. And we don't even need to get into his relationship with the University of Texas. That's not for me to get into. We're not getting into that. They hate him.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
They literally drive a bus there from their house. They go on a bus from one house to the other house. Now, when you say one house to another house, it takes the mean potatoes out of the relatability to the Gullicks. You know what I mean? But just remember, bus.
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From one estate to the other. Not even state. Estate.
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Yeah, they're not paying for upgrades on that plane. No chance. The Gullick bus I like. Hey, what happened to the Madden Cruiser we talked about going on? Incidentally, we talked to Madden's son with the hopes of doing something on the Madden Cruiser, and I just remembered that now. Season's winding down. How do we get on that bus? Where are we taking the bus? I forget. Super Bowl?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
No, I think that we were told that Belichick was doing something with the bus for the Super Bowl. Was it Belichick? I don't even remember. I think we just landed on... We're going to go on a golfing trip with John Madden's son and take his bus there. I wonder what happened. Yeah. I'm going to re-engage.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah. I mean, because we talked to him when the documentary was coming out or whatever on Amazon. And it's out now, so I can understand at the time why a lot of people were reaching out, but now, if we talk to old Madden Jr., I feel like he wants to do stuff with us, right? Yeah. Maybe. Hopefully. You think he remembers us? I think he'd just be happy to talk to some friends.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
And then when they don't call, he'll be happy to talk to us.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
We've got to think about something. Who did Texas lose to this year? Just Georgia, right? You know what we've got to do? Georgia twice, though. You know what we need to do? We need to just go hard on Major Applewhite. You know what I mean? Bring him on. Have him be our Texas correspondent.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
celebrate him we only talk nfl with you sims yeah you're you're look you're nfl majors are guy apple white's our college guy and he'll get it i mean it's not the first it's not the first time he'll have that feeling you know we'll get to lucy in a second what's the strategy with golic if they win just ignore his calls no how about the northern illinois coach Just to torment him with the guy?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
He won't care. He'll be national champion. Yeah, but he lost in Northern Illinois. I don't want Notre Dame to win. It's not that I don't want Mike to be happy. Look, I know that he goes around and he has the diabetes and all that stuff. I don't know the shape of his ticker. I don't want him to get too worked up and too excited about winning the national championship and then all of a sudden...
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
No more Mike Kolek. It'd be terrible. Worst case scenario. He gets too excited. You don't know what winning a championship would do to the ticker. Might. That's what I'm saying. I'm a little worried. If I was him, I'd be like, let's get our physical now. Just in case. Right. Because there's a path. There's a path for them to be national champions.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
So I feel like it's better to address it on the front end. You know what I mean? Yeah. And then you know, can I take it? Can I not? Maybe I don't watch the game. Maybe, you know, there's something I can do here, there. Cut out some red meat. Whatever it may be. Walk around the block. glass of wine, all those things. Preemptive, you're saying. Exactly right.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, now is when you've got to start getting your body ready and conditioned.
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Well, I take a working out out of the equation. I just said, you know, stop eating red meat, drink some wine, walk around the block. Like, come on, let's be real. There's 10 days here until the potential winning the national championship. There's no amount of working out that's going to change anything. So let's just change our diet a bit or something. Not get too excited.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Are we rooting for Penn State? I don't know what we're doing. You love football. I just love it. I don't root for anyone. I just root for football. And for the next five days, we got it. For the next five days, I win. Lucy next.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Did you do anything fun? How was the Rose Bowl?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
You seem a little down in the dumps right now. I don't know what it is. You seem down on college football, the one thing that you love. I want to play a game with you if you would like. Lucy or Goosey? No, no, it's not Lucy or Goosey. And it's not necessarily a fun game, but I feel like it might be a necessary game. It's called What's Good.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
I used to play this with my friend Allison Turner all the time, usually on the phone. And this is how it works. If one of us was down in the dumps, we'd say, What's Good? And we'd just kind of try to put out into the universe all the good things that we should be happy about.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
She just won the game, apparently. Wow, and his last name?
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Bronowski. Oh, wow. I feel like his brothers are going to be on this show at any point in time.
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Stugatz Stugatz Stugatz Stugatz Stugatz
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
So you're forcing women who wear heels Come into your house, take those heels off, and then you give them, I guess, what? Trampoline socks. Footies.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Did you have to do that? I thought it helped.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
Ryan Cortez has responded on Twitter about this move. What? All caps, six question marks. Okay, now I've had enough. Fire rally.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
He's back in Japan.
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Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
I do that. You put toilet tissue on the seat?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I thought there was a Pacheco there.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I am told that you are someone who likes to ask awkward questions of people. So I'm thinking maybe at the end, if you just want to ask me a series of awkward questions.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You're a Chiefs fan, man. Yeah, I'm a Chiefs fan.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Right. Marco, I've got to be honest with you. Like what you just said to me right before we started taping, A, it's just another game. You're a spoiled Chiefs fan is what you are, man. This is not just another game. It's the biggest game in the history of games.
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Yeah.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So you already know the outcome, right?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
That's going to be the greatest Super Bowl in the history of Super Bowls. 41-38. Wow. That's better than the last game. Yeah. You should have lost that game. Wow. Shitta is not in our dictionary. No, it's not. Not at all. How did Funny Marco become Funny Marco?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Embrace your imperfections is what you're saying.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
But you're saying embrace those.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Almost make fun of those. Yeah, yeah. Like stop taking yourself so seriously.
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And has it helped you?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
And what do you love most about doing it? Because you're helping a lot of people, right?
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I met one of your best friends. You did.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So you and I are similar. I just got to be honest with you.
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But I've embraced it. Like I did a whole career out of this thing to your point.
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You met John B. Yeah, John B's great.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Embrace your strengths. Yeah, that's it. So do you find that doing what you do, because it's – I told you, like right before we came on, I watched last night for the first time. I was laughing. I have no idea why I was laughing.
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As someone who has ADHD, it has to feed that a lot, right? Being able to do it the way you do it, right?
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I love me some John B. We would love him too. He's a top five friend for me, I got to tell you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Right. It's a horrible way to live, though. But to your point, no, and I'm going through it as well, but to your point, just accept it. It's the way you're going to live.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Do you take Adderall for your ADHD?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So I was diagnosed with adult ADHD. I took Adderall for the first time, okay? And my wife calls me. She said, what are you doing? I said, I'm cleaning the house. I couldn't stop moving, right? I'm taking out the garbage. I'm doing the dishes. I'm doing all this while I'm working, right? But I will tell you that it really helped.
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You'll be a smarter version of yourself. I'm not saying you're not smart now.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So I do a show with this guy, Dan Lebitard, and he's the smart guy on the show, the pillar of journalism, right? He's way smarter than I am. But for the first, like, month that I was taking Adderall, fans were, like, emailing in saying, wait, what is happening? Is Stugatz smarter than Lebitard?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, he's right there with Funny Marco.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Right?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I'm telling you to tell me. That's all I can tell you. You're promoting yourself and your comedy tour. I love that, by the way. You also have a 2025 Chiefs champs tattoo on your leg. Yeah, I do. I'm assuming you already have it there because you know what's going to happen. I'm going to show you a video of it. Are you really?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
What have you been getting into? Why do you pull up the video?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It's right here. Wow. So that's the 2025. Even though the game hasn't been played yet, you have so much confidence. And then also, I got three of them.
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I do. I love you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Oh, wait. So the first two Super Bowls, you got the tattoo before the game.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So naturally, you have to do it again, right?
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Now, what happens if they do lose?
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Why? Because... Sometimes you got to ask the guy the right questions and just listen. And then you find connection points with that person. And I wasn't expecting to find connection points with Funny Marco. But I ended up finding connection points with Funny Marco.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Are you enjoying all your success, man?
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Why would Baker do that, though? To get a ring. Because you like him to get a ring.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Is there an athlete you've met or a celebrity you've met that you were in awe of? Like, you were like, oh, my God. It can't be Baker. We got to aim bigger.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Not very intimidating, right?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Oh. Did you see the clip? So, no, I did not see the clip.
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We have had Tyson on our show several times.
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When Mike Tyson tells you to do something, you do it.
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So how cool is that? Like, people are recognizing you for what it is that you're doing. In your wildest dreams, you could not have imagined that when you first got started.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So you would take the working billion dollar over the free billion dollars? Yeah, I do. I think I'd take the free billion dollars. I don't know.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, but the billion dollars will allow you to create whatever it is you want to do work-wise.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So the wanting to do more, the next thing, is that a – It's a gift and a curse. I was going to ask you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Right. Yeah. Yeah. Do you watch back at your videos? I don't like watching myself.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, I don't. I don't like listening to myself.
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Yeah, but that's how you perfect it, I think.
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If you have the willingness to go back and listen and be honest with yourself, you can actually get better moving forward.
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Because you feel like they don't know you behind the YouTube.
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So you've done stand-up, though, right?
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Does it make you nervous when you do it?
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Like you gain confidence, right?
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You stack confidence, you stack success on top of success, and suddenly you're speaking in front of millions of people, right? Isn't that funny how that works?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I want to play a game with you, man. Promote the tour, by the way. Like tell people where, if they want to see you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Same here. Same here.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Listen, you and I are best friends. Yeah, I don't. Can I do a show with you? You definitely, yeah. I want to come on your show.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I know, but I can wing it. Yeah, that's how I feel too.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I want to ask you a series of questions. It's a game called Marco or Mark No.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
And I gave him the recommendation of trying Adderall because he's never tried it. It's a burden living with it. And so he and I connected on just how difficult it is to live like that where your mind cannot rest. And so that's where we found our connection point. I don't know. I thought it was fascinating and funny, by the way. This took a serious turn.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
And then you ask me a series of awkward questions.
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Let's go ahead. Peeing in the pool. Okay. Marco or Mark No? Marco. Marco. Yeah, you pee in the pool.
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I'd rather pee in the pool than the shower.
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How about peeing in the shower? Yeah. Yeah, Marco. This is going to be a bit farting on a plane. Marco, Mark, no.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Marco would fart on a plane and say, it was me.
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All right. Ketchup on steak. No, barbecue. All right. I almost divorced my wife because she got ketchup with her steak. Yeah, I can't be with that. I'm not going to ask you who's going to win the game because you already have a tattoo telling us who's going to win the game. That's it. Do you have any awkward questions you want to ask me?
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How do you know I'm a great dad? I just know it. What does it take? What does it take? You got to put the time in, man. And it's got to be real time. So it's got to be like... Your kids can't feel that while you're spending time with them, your mind is drifting off elsewhere. That's hard for people like me and you. So the way I do it, I just put the phone away.
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Because the phone triggers all the bad stuff. The notifications, the text, the work, the this. So just being in the moment with your kids and being there with your kids and making sure they know that this stuff, that what we're doing right now, you and I, this ridiculous bullshit, is not nearly as important as spending time with them.
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I don't handle it well.
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Yeah.
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I say yes to everything, and then I ask for one thing, and that's my relationship with Levitard.
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Listen, I'm going to leave Levitard. You and I are going to start a show.
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The big boys. Yes, it's going to happen. Growing up. All right, man. I hope you get to celebrate. I hope you get to celebrate. Well, you will.
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I love that the game's already been played in your mind.
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Yeah, and sometimes I lie just because I just want to be a part of the conversation.
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Oh, my whole life.
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Right out of the womb, right?
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Yeah, go ahead. Oh, okay.
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Thank you, bro.
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Stugatz. Oh, ****.
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We never had Michael Jordan on the show, but I appreciate you saying that. They don't know. Okay, they don't.
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Never had Michael on the show. We never had Shaq. Oh, no, we did have Shaq on the show. Shaq doesn't like me. He sends me threats, direct messages.
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Right, because I'm that guy. I love you, bro.
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I love you. Funny Marco, man. Back to you guys. This has been unbelievable.
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Listen, this is my new co-host, Levitard. Bye. Back to you, Dan.
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Is that what was going on? You were in the zone?
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He's here on behalf of GoDaddy. We'll get to all this in just a second. We all have to put these glasses on, right? Is that the deal? I mean, I'd love a pair.
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I'm looking good, huh? You are. Not as good as you. And certainly, definitely better than Billy.
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God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Lucy.
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At what point did you approach Raheem? Was it after the flight? It was after the flight. So I'm wondering if Raheem saw you and noticed you, why he didn't come and say hi to you?
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You're saying at the point of contact. That's what he noticed.
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Only me, Billy, and the audience knows. It's funny.
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They do, yes. They should know by now.
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So this is my Tier 1, Tier 2, Tier 3 hat. The Tier 3 hat has not been signed yet.
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Thank you.
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Well, a combination of Tier 3s and people who were in a rush to get to the next interview.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Like name names. Come on.
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The Old Spice Man is on here. I met the Old Spice guy today.
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He's got to get home to his family, man.
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Quick question on the way out here. We'll talk about what you're doing with GoDaddy one more time. Had the Dolphins fired Mike McDaniels, head coach, what do you think the reaction? Had they? There were rumors. People were talking about it.
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What would have been the reaction in that locker room?
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Probably split a little bit, right?
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But in fairness to him, I think that would be the case with most head coaches.
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Do you have friends on either? I'm certain you have friends on both teams.
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Who's your best friend on either team?
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Yeah, he did great, but that line, I mean.
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I mean, Raheem, you would run for 4,000 yards behind that line. Oh, yeah, for sure. Jesus Christ. His backup running back had four carries for 77 yards.
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One more time on the way out. We love seeing you, man.
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All right. We love you, man.
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Congratulations on your fourth. And we know you're going to bounce back next year.
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Super Bowl week, Radio Row, Chiefs and Eagles coming up on Sunday. Braxton Berrios is with us right now. He was also on Billy's flight. Billy, who wasn't on your flight?
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It was a good flight.
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We just had Raheem on, and Billy knows Raheem very well, but Raheem... You know, Billy doesn't think that Raheem would recognize him, so Billy didn't say hi until after the flight landed. I introduced myself at baggage claim.
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I'm guessing there's a lot of people, I don't mean this disrespectfully, but I'm guessing there's a lot of people who have no idea, just based on size, that he's a football player. Billy, you're bigger than Braxton Berrios. I mean, taller maybe, but...
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That's good. It's something, though.
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Sitting next to me, a radio row.
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Yeah. IR code. Tell us what you're doing with IR code here on Radio Row Super Bowl week.
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Because we just had a guest on who mocked him for his shirt.
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Saying you look like a game show host.
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Why are you laughing?
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You don't have to talk to people anymore.
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The shirt you're currently wearing, which is really, really nice, right?
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I can't imagine how expensive it is. More than my house. Did you scan it from someone else, though? No.
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It's audio.
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CARLOS LAGOAIA- No one's picking this outfit out for you. You have to pick it out yourself. That's what I'm saying. CARLOS LAGOAIA- It's got the converse on.
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That's my role here.
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Yeah, I'm a punching bag. He woke up this morning. He chose the shirt. That's true, too. You did. I mean, I look pretty good right now. Yeah. Right. Looks like Lulu.
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That's fine. Berrios, is the you back? Oh, God.
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It's so funny. That conversation is funny because it's impossible.
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It's like Kelsey and Taylor Swift setting the bar so high that you can't surpass it. Those Kane teams back in the 80s and the early 2000s set the bar so high, they'll never be back to that.
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No, but I'll tell you where it's good is the fact that a kid like Kyle McCord, who's at Ohio State and he's benched, so now he can just leave, go to Syracuse, leave the NCAA in passing. and maybe be a second or third round pick where in years past, you know, this Kyle McCord would have been just stuck at Ohio state.
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Okay. The most confident I have ever seen you look. Wait, did you say confident or competent? Yeah.
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Oh, Billy, he was good. Come on.
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We enjoy the time with you, man. I know you want to stay, but you have to run because your handlers are telling you you have to go on to the next table. So one more time on the way out, feel free to come back whenever you want. You're going to do this for a living, aren't you, when you're done playing football?
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Well, it's time to ask Lucy to sign a hat.
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One more time, IR code on the way out.
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I'm going to scan your face. What would you do? What would you do for it? Listen, Braxton, I love you, man. I appreciate that. Thank you. Love you, too. Yeah! He was looking for that. Thank you, buddy. Enjoy the rest of your week, man. Thank you, guys. All right, man.
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You're going to have to wash those hands. It's a tier two hat, Lucy.
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Billy, Sims is, I mean, he is peacock preening around the hard stage right now, shaking hands, kissing babies, saying hello to everyone. And you know what he's doing? This is ridiculous. He's being mean to you.
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Well, because I've worn it. So anyway, would you sign my Tier 1 hat? Because you're Tier 1 always to me.
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Can you put your microphone on? Who's the guy in the green shirt over here? Michael. Michael Golick, as I call him.
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You have every right to say that. Let's go way back, though, because Billy, he really severely sprained his ankle walking.
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Billy, he blew us off last week because he's such a busy guy, but he called me right after. What do you imagine Chris Sims is like in a parent-teacher conference? Is that what you're doing?
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Billy, imagine being that famous with that last name and schools are calling you.
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Understood.
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It's just amazing.
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Who's that? The feds will be at their door. You're exactly what they're up to. You're fine. Stay away from those friends. Wait, but how about the group of friends that can't hang with you? Perhaps, you know, you've been very successful in life. You have some money. How about you take care of them?
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And they don't want it.
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Check him out, PFT with Florio, every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned podcast as well, Football Night in America. If I could just go back to the championship game for a second because we haven't spoken to you. Right. Because Billy's been sick and he hurt his ankle and you were being recruited by school.
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It wasn't your fault.
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Did you feel bad for Josh Allen after that loss?
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You did?
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I think Stilato views it that way. Hey, Pope, you met me.
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The Eagles, I feel like the Eagles have the better team here top to bottom. Yes. But they have the. the Chiefs obviously have a legendary guy in the most important position in the sport. I don't know what to do with this game. I've got to be honest. The first game was so good, but the Eagles do have the ability to keep Mahomes off the field with Saquon Barkley.
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The agent who doesn't need to give away 15% of his money has an agent. He's an agent.
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I remember Jimmy Johnson telling me in Levitard that the winning is in the margins, it's in the details. Exactly. Attention to details. Right. And I still can't figure out why teams are driving down at the end of the game and leaving Mahomes' time at the end of the game because Mahomes doesn't do it that way. If he's got five minutes left on the clock, he's taking all five minutes.
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You're not getting the ball back.
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DeMario Davis told us yesterday that he was shocked. He goes, I've been playing this game my entire life. He goes, I'm telling you, it's one of the great defensive calls of all time, and I was shocked when I actually saw it play out, and so was Josh Allen.
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I think if the Chiefs win, they win close. Eagles win. It potentially could be like a 14-17 break.
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He's the best coordinator of all time, right, Spags? I love Spags.
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He invited us to a basketball or football game. You keep forgetting about what we do. I don't know why. Because I can't imagine him playing football. It's weird.
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Yeah. I guess. Is it really?
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Really? He forgot socks today.
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Thank you.
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He just can't have my marijuana socks.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Make sure you pick out the right things.
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Thank you.
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Actually, I did write it down. It's 424. Hey, what do you do now that the college season is done?
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Thank you.
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Billy, who do we have on the show today?
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I would love to do a game show.
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Hosting a game show would be a dream.
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It seems like people are kind of bored by this matchup. It's odd. Like, I've been here for a couple of days now, but there's not the excitement there would normally be for a Super Bowl.
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If you're a third-year player on the Chiefs, this is all you know.
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But the refs definitely favor them.
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But obviously they do. It's obvious, right?
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It's a very mental thing. I like the idea of the two of you hosting a game show together. What would it be?
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I don't know. He's got the shirt. I mean, thank you, I guess. She's roasting you. I don't think that that was a compliment, I'm going to be honest with you. He's got this. Now, the game show shirt is definitely not a compliment.
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Oh, wow. Look what you did. Next time you need a guest in five minutes.
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He wanted Billy to be normal.
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Next time someone has a baby.
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Stop. Check out her podcast, The Offensive Line. Annie Agar, we appreciate it as always. I look forward to coming on again.
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You enjoying yourself here, man?
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Your first time to Radio Row?
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By the way, it's not really Radio Row anymore, okay? Like, radio's dying a slow death. It's all digital row now.
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Yeah, but you're enjoying it, huh?
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Blessed to be in this position. Tell us what you're doing with Psycho Buddy this week.
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So there was no substance to you telling him, hey, no, but it's Billy.
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Checkers fries are better? Yeah. Really? Yeah, 100%. Rashad? Yeah. For real? Have you never had checkers fries? I have, but I've had McDonald's fries as well.
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Wait, hold on a second.
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I know, Billy.
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How many people recognize you when you're going through the drive-thru?
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I love the fans in Tampa. Were you trying to mess with them a little bit, have fun with them?
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You can play in the NBA, couldn't you?
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What did you think about Luka trade?
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By the way, Braxton Berrios, if I wasn't following football, I would never think that man is playing football. He's my size. It's crazy.
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Everyone thought that. Because we'd never seen a trade of that magnitude in the NBA. Thanks. You love hoop, huh?
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We love Baker Mayfield on this show. Billy loves Baker Mayfield. He's been on the show with us before. That has to be a fun guy to play with.
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He just cares, though. He just seems like a good teammate. That's all I'm saying.
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You're an NFL running back. When you watch Saquon Barkley, do you marvel at him the way we do?
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Right.
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You're from Kansas City, huh?
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Yeah. You like this run?
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Because they love the Chiefs.
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Mahomes, ridiculous, huh? The greatest ever?
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So this is interesting because Mahomes is trying to do something that no quarterback has ever done in the history of the NFL, which is win three straight Super Bowls, right? And people are saying that will put him in the discussion with Tom Brady as the greatest ever. But here's what Brady has that Mahomes can never get back. Head to head, Brady beat him. Yeah, for sure. You guys beat him. I mean.
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No doubt. I love that you just go to brands that you like, and then you get marketing deals out of them. So it's great. They don't come to you. You're going to them, which is awesome. But tell us one more time about Psycho Bunny on the way out. We appreciate your time, my man.
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Right. What do you think of this man's outfit? He's about to walk in. Let's see if we can get a reaction from you. Hold on, Billy. Do you know who's walking in? I do know. Yeah. Stiletto.
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We appreciate you, man. Enjoy the rest of the week here, man. No problem, man. All right. Thank you, Rashad.
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What do you mean a guy? Listen, Radio Row Super Bowl week. That's what it's all about.
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Right.
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But you're not, though.
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Yeah. Yeah, but it's an odd response to someone dropping pasta sauce.
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What if I was Joe Patrick? Wait a minute. Someone just walking around pretending to spill pasta on people here?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You going to take them out later, or what are you going to do, Stilato?
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Yeah.
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How many guys do you have to handle things for you?
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You never know. 50-50 chance. People get divorced all the time. Do they? That's what I've heard.
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I think you've got to take the hat off.
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Are you comfortable, though, right now with the headset?
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All right.
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How'd that go? I'm sure that was a thrill. Boston, I mean, they're always very nice.
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Yeah. Your suit is great.
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Hey, are your parents divorced?
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You might want to wait for the outcome before you do that.
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Right, you can take the suit off.
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What are you doing with PXG?
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I have PXGs, by the way. They're fantastic. They are. Yes.
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1,000%.
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This is great. Yes. April 24th.
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Seriously. Okay.
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He wants to play golf.
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I want to play and work.
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I'll bring the cannolis. I love a good cannoli. I do.
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I have to chase Billy's smile and his looks anytime he makes a look. He was making fun of me when I told you I have PXG clubs. I don't know why.
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Yeah.
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What is it?
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You walk around. You didn't forget about PXG there.
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You tried to weave them together. I saw the wheels in motion. Like, how am I going to weave this together?
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Not a PXG club or anything?
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It would be great if you gave him a set of clubs.
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Invite him to the tournament.
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He can sit down. We can talk to him.
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Right, but you met the Pope.
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Sean, come on.
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Right.
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Crazy.
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Can I ask you what you got, what'd you talk about with the poem?
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I'm telling you, Drew Rosenhaus has never met the Pope, okay?
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You bought me marijuana socks. Thank you. I did. I'm very excited about these. You got me wolf socks. Billy loves socks. You know they call Billy, Billy Socks, right? Yeah, everybody knows that.
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We're just seeing it now. You've always been like this.
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You said you love the art of negotiation. Like, you love to negotiate. And I'm wondering, who's the toughest negotiator that you've ever come up against?
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That's why you just asked me to do it.
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Are you dealing directly with Jerry?
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Well, I'm looking for Stilato so we can give him socks.
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Right.
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Yeah. They appreciate that.
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Right. You show respect for Rosenhaus earlier. We'll get you out of here on this note. Sean Stilato with us on behalf of PXG. If I gave you a PXG club and I said you could take it to one agent that you despise, who would that agent be? Wow.
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Man, you did not waste time. I didn't think we were going to get an answer. Give us a name. It's been sitting there for a while.
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Yeah.
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You're endorsing PXG.
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Of course. To grow and to get better.
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A good bunch of guys.
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Yes, yes.
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I do, yeah. It's my book, man. That's my book, Stu Gatz's personal record book. You want to sign it for me? Yeah, I'd be honored. I want him to sign it for me.
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Are you? You have the Bills getting there next year?
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Because the Chiefs don't?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Right.
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But you're blaming it on the refs.
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We've all said it. Listen, we do this for a living. I'm telling you, I've said crazy things that I don't mean. I don't care about the Jets nearly as much as people think I do.
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That's what it feels like to be a Jets fan.
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I love full disclosure. They keep kicking me in the balls.
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Yeah.
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Your football game? Yeah.
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Yes. What is this game?
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Yeah, when and where?
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Basketball game breaks out.
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Okay. There you go. Maybe we're down. I think we might be down.
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All right.
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You got me courtside. I can interview everyone and all that.
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Okay.
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What?
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I don't know what that means.
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My family? No. He's going to laugh at this. You're going to love this. I'm Jewish. Yes.
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That's exactly right.
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So I got the nickname from Hank Goldberg when the Sopranos came out. John.
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And then she bought them anyways.
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From Hank Goldberg. From the hammer. It was the name of Tony Soprano's boat.
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Remember?
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That's why she bought them though.
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Yes.
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You are a piece of work.
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Next time say you love them. Don't.
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Yes, yes. Jesus.
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Take them. Okay. Listen, get to us on the basketball game. Perhaps we'll be there tomorrow night. The football game. Look me in the eyes right now. I love you. I love you.
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There you go. Thank you, buddy. Enjoy the rest of your week, man.
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Did you fly a little delayed I heard, right?
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Yeah, but don't you say, hey, listen, the greatest running back of all time is on the flight.
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You think you're the best running back of all time.
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So you're watching him as a kid, and you said, I want to do what OJ does.
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When did you know you would be good enough to play in the NFL? Like at what age? Was there a moment?
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Do you have a good relationship with Saquon? Do you know Saquon at all? I don't know him.
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That'd be perfect, yeah. So, yeah. Do you think your kid's going to play football? Does he like football? He loves football.
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But I don't let him play tackle yet.
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Wait, but you seem like – is there a conflict here with – because the game is brutal. That's why. That's why. So is there a conflict with you letting him play in general, or are you okay once he gets to a certain age?
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Was he bad at playing the piano or bad at singing? I mean, he was tucked away in a corner. It was crowded. It was hard. Was he singing?
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Thank you.
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Right, but this person was paid to sing there last night, right?
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Because it's been a long day. Super Bowl week radio, right?
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Have you asked her to stop? Yes.
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And I haven't responded to what's up yet.
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He's not going to come back for socks.
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The same way Rose singing at a bar was not going to get you to go out last night, socks aren't against the lotto to come back here.
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That's okay. Lucy, are you enjoying New Orleans?
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Oh.
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Ivy Leagues.
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Good for him.
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All right. All right. Billy, throw it to a guest for us. Coming up.
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Someone we spoke to today. All right, Funny Marco is with us. Now, you asked me, you sat down, you said, which one, which Marco do you want? I thought there was one. I thought it was just Funny Marco, but apparently there, how many Marcos are there?
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
She's got a point there. I love you. Shut up. Oh, man. I need more top fives. I need more Uncle Charlie talk. I need more dopeness of intricacies. Yeah, dopeness of intricacies is my favorite.
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Hour 2: Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Boobs
I'd love to hang up on somebody right now. You want me to hang up on myself? Good old-fashioned. Yeah. When's the last time you hung up on somebody? When's the last time, you know what? This conversation is over, even if you don't think it's over.
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Is it just leaving somebody on read? Like, what is the modern version of that? Hanging up? I don't think that the impulse is left. I also don't feel like I... That feels like a high school or junior high thing where I would find myself in conversations where I got so angry that I had to hang up. I don't remember the last time I felt the need to hang up on somebody. Look at Dominique. What?
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Look at Dominique. Huh? Look at Dominique Cosby over here. You're stunting on us with your happiness in your life.
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Shout out to James Evans. Felt the same vibe, yep. You're not better than me. That's all it was. I don't think it is. I don't know the last time, you know, in my athlete and now, you know, broadcaster life that I had to actually feel I had to end a conversation abruptly with a loved one, you know?
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You haven't hung up on a co-worker or you haven't told somebody to get off your – you haven't hung up on a telemarketer? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, then what are we talking about?
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I put that as the name for contacts of people who I don't want to talk to. I mean, clearly you're showing your privilege. By never answering a strange number. Yeah, I don't have to do that. All my bills are paid. See, y'all dunking on me. It's not about bills being paid. For me, it is. I mean, the quality of life for a black man starts at, are your bills paid?
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And then after that, you know, take care of the family, you know, do something for yourself every once every six months.
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Yeah, exactly. I wake up with worries.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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That's usually apparent. This is, you know. This is, yeah, so since you guys think that I was stunting on you by saying I didn't hang up, I occasionally answer unknown calls from places when they're from a particular part of the country because I might be getting a call from a relative in prison. You got to answer it. Yeah. You got to answer it. Put some money on his books. No, I refuse.
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I'm done putting money on books. I'm done. No? I'm done. The one thing I do hate. We're getting into Republican Dominique here. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait a minute. There's enough money on the books. I put plenty. You're right. You're right.
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Real deal. No, it usually is your kids. Somebody always wants something on the phone. When's the last time the phone went off and you were like, hey, I want to do something for you? When's the last time the phone rang or a text came through like, I'm tired of people wanting to pick my brain. I'm tired of people wanting to, hey, I'm getting in the business. Well, guess what?
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Get it out the mud like I did. Figure it out. You called me a Republican. You just bootstrapped everybody who wants some help. Not everybody, but the people I know who are going to fail. Like, don't send people who I know are going to fail to my phone. That's all I ask. You just want a hard worker who is going to win like our man, Jackie with the mid. Coming up, Pitch Clock.
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There you have it. That's quite a great history, too. More than my amour. He's a gack. More than Rebecca Lobo?
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She talks that talk, too. That's what I like about her. You know, you can tell the playlist is a little urban. I met her at her freshman year. She seen paid in full.
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Definitely. Two Americas, Cody. I'll let you borrow it. They get shot every day, B. I had to call them they.
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They do the they, and then you got to be careful. That's why I had to use the they. This won't happen again. I feel like the tournament this year has been really fun, but what I haven't had is – The guy who we just met, like you know where we just meet a guy for the tournament and then he's like great for a second and then. Ali Farooshmanek. Bam. Is that my guy? That's a good one.
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Oh, like was Pit Snoggle on there?
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It was Tony's list. You got to be careful with that. We might have a segment here going forward celebrating white people. Golf, you can't tease that entirely. When I had my show in Atlanta, the first day of March, I did White History Month celebrating average white athletes who had been overlooked in the years. Thank you for that. Yeah, somebody had to.
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Somebody had to extol the virtues of John Conkac and Carl Mecklenburg and people of that ilk. You feel me? Chris Dudley didn't do what he did in his career for someone not to shine a light on him.
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Congratulations. Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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That seems sincere. It is. Everything about me is. Ask Jackie with the mid.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Order one today. Shorter swing on that one. Your hips were flying open on the first one, but shorter swing.
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Bitten for contact. I think I'm going to call it that from here on out. That's a Burby. Can I get a Burby with one rock? If I meet somebody and they call it Burby, I know that person got a problem. They got a real problem. Don't you have a cute nickname for poison like that? Like nose beers? OLI. What's not poison? Jimmy John's. Not at all. Shut up, Jimmy John's. Delicious.
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Oh. I know. Is this going to be? All right, I don't want to ruin it. I feel like this might be a similar list to the other list.
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It's so wrong, but so right. I mean, it's true. These guys are, we don't talk about their March Madness performances at all. Because we're busy talking about Golki. Carmelo. Oh, Carmelo. That's a good one. Would have been timely. Shoot. Do a better job.
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Charlie finds the person who he can relate to. I bet you Andrew Lovedale's dad probably also looked at him and said, be an athlete for once.
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And Andrew Lovedale looked at his dad and said, you weren't there.
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You ain't seen it.
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I love this time of the year, the festival of missed jump shots that is the NCAA tournament. You know what I mean? But now we're at this Final Four. That's a hilarious name for it. But at this current Final Four. I feel like maybe it's not that. We got to really know.
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All right, Jess, God bless March Madness. That was pretty awesome. Was there anything else that didn't get in there that you wanted to share with us?
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Nothing says college basketball like swinging to an open shooter who you know is going to miss it. That's why the Cinderella stuff is overplayed for me. Show me the pros. I am here to watch the pros. You can have your cheerleaders. You can have your bands. You can have your allegiances to a better time when you were skinnier and cooler in life in college. I'm here to watch the professional players.
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There are quite a few. Well, I guess by percentage, maybe not. But there are a lot of pros in this Final Four. There's old dudes pushing around kids. Well, I mean, they're young dudes. When Rick Pitino could look in a camera and say, we ain't recruiting any high school players. We're just going to the transfer portal. Jani Broome is, what, 28 years old pushing people around?
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But, I mean, the Duke guys are young. Knuppel's young. Cooper Flagg's young. They're young. Yeah, but you know. Yeah. You know why I'm here. I can't believe you. Hey, how about the Duke guys? You said Khan, Knipple, and Cooper Flagg.
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Not Boobie Gibson's not a deep cut.
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I'd love to make one up, but it'd probably get me kicked off the show. It's hard.
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Bombs McGee? Is that what we're going with here? You can't take us down this road. You can't take us down this road.
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That's right. Well played. I wanted to get into the dopeness of intricacies. It's a phrase that you coined just a few segments ago. Open mouth to say things. What about Tito Horford? Yikes. Wow. Yikes.
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Ooh, give it to me.
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Is that how you feel? You're treated here, Jeremy? How I feel? It's just a fact. Talk about it, though, man. We just went through our dad trauma.
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You're the Tony Koo coach of the team.
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I was like, eh, not that one. It's one of those they all sounded like moments, huh, Charlie? That was tough. Oh, my God. He's more of an ass man. I've been trying. Yeah, well played. I tried to tell my family that I was coming here to do, you know, hard-charging sports talk. Work? Did you not know which show you were going on? I do get the show.
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I do get the show and understand the show, but I didn't think it would be this fun. Yeah, it's a tough thing to be like, I'm going to Miami for work. Do you just wait? I'll explain to you how tough it is when we leave the show. This is the first time I've left home in I don't know how long. The last time I left home was to do Dominique's show, and my baby came 12 hours into the trip, right?
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So I had to go back home. Now, it's like any time I leave, there's a catastrophe. Your wife probably don't like me, huh? No, she loves you. No, she don't. No, she loves you. The two times, once you come to New York and leave her alone, you made it back in time. I leave her alone. No, I'm saying from her perspective, you left her alone. She didn't feel that way. On the doorsteps of pregnancy.
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You made it back in time. And then the next time that you come to do something with and for me, you in the BBL capital of the world. She got to be looking at me like I'm in trouble. Well, she knows that the BBLs really aren't my thing. Okay. Okay. I'm a tittle guy. Yeah, I'm a tittle guy. Exactly. You know what I mean? Shout out to her. She provides the tittle orphan in my life. Okay.
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I'm really not a BBL guy. I like a natural, more natural look. But, I mean, the B. Everyone appreciates the B. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, shout out to the Bs. I've been trying to get to the dopeness of intricacies for a while, and I really wanted to talk about the dopeness. No apologies needed because none of those detours are any ones I regret. I love it. But I feel as though we're getting to the end of this conversation, so I'm going to steer it back to the dopeness of intricacies.
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And I know that this is something that Charlie complains about in the past with, like – Film guys? But this is different. What I really like, and one of the things in my social media algorithm right now, is football player explains the mental part of the game. And I saw Luke Keekly the other day explaining how him and Thomas Davis outsmarted a quarterback.
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And whenever those things come up, I am enthralled. And I have experience telling these stories myself, having been around Ed Reed and Ray Lewis, guys who... are like really, really smart guys. I hate to use the word geniuses, but like they're advanced thinkers when it comes to the game. And I love those clips on the internet. And I don't feel like I see them for all sports.
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Sometimes I'll hear a baseball guy explain how he worked a pitcher or understood something. But football is the sport that has the level of complexity that allows for that. It's so rare to hear like the basketball guys talk about how – They saw this play and they said this. But I did see one in a tournament where I think it was. Matt Painter? No, it was Sampson, I think.
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The team that they were playing against were defending the inbound by pulling off the on-ball guy every time. And then at the end, they had a play designed. And I was like, oh, I saw somebody explain it to me. I was like, oh, I love the dopeness of intricacies. The dopeness of intricacies, by the way, you could buy that album wherever you stream your albums.
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I think it happens because, or it doesn't happen enough because it gets programmed out of people by people who think that fans aren't smart enough, to use a lame term, smart enough to understand these things. I've seen players who have to boil it down to something that the listener or the consumer
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doesn't need it boiled down to and then after a while all you're doing is talking in cliches and sound bites and anytime i can hear a baseball player talk about their front shoulder or what's happening you know changing the eye level in terms of pitch sequence all those things make you smarter and more it makes you feel like you're more involved as a fan but you've got program directors you've got producers you've got people who keep it as dense as you possibly can because our audience doesn't understand it guess what
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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You alienating your offense and insulting your audience by not telling them what's going on on the field. And also, they like to attribute those things to nothing but instincts. That's film work. That's film work. That's someone doing their homework and then acing the test on the field. I mean, I think what it comes down to is if it is jargon-laden.
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If you can explain something that happened on the field in a way that is not full of jargon that the listener gets confused, it's different. But every man wants to do that, though. Every man who walks into a bar is like, hey, I know what a cover two is. You feel emboldened, and you feel like you're a part of the process. The jargon, calling curveballs yakkers and Uncle Charlie back in the day.
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You never heard of Uncle Charlie? No. It feels racist.
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I didn't play baseball. A yakker? I didn't play baseball either. I've been around it for a while. A yakker is a curveball?
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Uncle Charlie? I don't like it. You can issue with Uncle Charlie? No, no, you can say it. I just didn't like the way it sounded when Chris said Uncle Charlie.
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Hour 1: The Dopeness of the Intricacies
I always talk about the dopeness of the intricacies.
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Hour 1: The Dopeness of the Intricacies
Absolutely not. The Cubby Bear. Let's go. Absolutely not. You know what you guys can't do, though? Go to a playing game because the Heat are going to end up hosting that 9-10 matchup.
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Hour 1: The Dopeness of the Intricacies
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Hour 1: The Dopeness of the Intricacies
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Jeremy, what do you think? Speaking of NBA perspectives.
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Hour 1: The Dopeness of the Intricacies
You know, there was perspective if you look at the heat game from last night.
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What's your nickname for him? McOverrated. This is the Don Labatar Show with the Stugats.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 2: Rally Monkey's Tiny Uniform
How y'all going to be with me? I just sent y'all to the home. Hey, how they going to do that? They've been talking all week. Hey, all the angels have said what they say. Lakers in five. And then, look, when we was up 3-1, they said Lakers in seven. And they said it. Go to hell today. Hey, hey, hey, Ty, what they say? Hey, the good guy going to die in this movie.
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Hour 1: Smokin' Dope and Bad Mouthin' His Country
I did nothing, but thank you, Greg, for congratulating Rachel on winning her third consecutive Big Ten Championship. Yeah, you're the number one fan, though. I am the number one fan. Well, I don't know if I'm the number one fan, but I've certainly been to every game. And so it's been a fun ride. She has more rings than Jordan, I believe. I mean, I'm not even joking.
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Hour 1: Smokin' Dope and Bad Mouthin' His Country
Because I wouldn't dare say bidness.
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She has a national championship ring. She has three Big Ten rings. She has a finals ring, which is the runner-up ring, which I told her to throw in the garbage. A couple of Final Four rings. I mean, she's got some hardware.
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First time hearing you this, Greg.
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I'll bet she is.
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He said it over and over again. You can vote for him on the first ballot and still question the fact that you voted for him.
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Hour 1: Smokin' Dope and Bad Mouthin' His Country
Nobody said that to me. Major penalty. Five minutes. Screaming comedy. We could have been here all day.
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Hour 1: Smokin' Dope and Bad Mouthin' His Country
Not even as a visitor?
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You know, it's not my. Now we have time. And so you can have the OLL.
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Yeah, but his has a hole. Oh yeah, you gotta have a hole.
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That album came out in 77, Greg.
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Dan, there are Hall of Famers, and then there are Hall of Famers. Thank you. It's a big difference.
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Hour 1: Smokin' Dope and Bad Mouthin' His Country
Dan, there are Hall of Famers, and then there are Hall of Famers. Exactly. Yes.
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No statue for Jeter, by the way. There is one for Ruth. Yeah, there should be.
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Yeah, largely because of his position. Yeah.
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He was marginally a first ballot Hall of Famer. Wow. And you didn't think there were enough idiots out there to also vote for Joe Mauer, so that's why you did it. I don't know.
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Not what I asked you. If they did.
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Hour 1: Smokin' Dope and Bad Mouthin' His Country
So Pope's is first, and it's a little bit bigger than the rest of the statues, right?
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GBF- Super Week: Bonus Episode
Two years of your dream. Yeah. Every year was an opportunity. Right.
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GBF- Super Week: Bonus Episode
No one loves football more than you.
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GBF- Super Week: Bonus Episode
No, no. But for me, it was a great time. I'm enjoying it. I'm trying to think because I know you pretty well, and it doesn't need to be sports. What is that thing that's going to replace that feeling that you had while doing that show? It doesn't have to be inside of sports.
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GBF- Super Week: Bonus Episode
Did you? They sent me. One of the things I love, I remember just, if we're going to take a stroll down memory lane, okay? One of the things I loved is when we were at ESPN and somehow you would, because you would do a weekly show with us. Yes. And... On the day that you were coming in, Dan announced that he wasn't coming in. Yes.
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And I remember how nervous everyone was that me and you were going to do a show together. Yes. And it turned out, I think, at least for both of us, it turned out to be as fun as anything we did at ESPN.
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by the end of the radio show that i was doing my legs hurt like i felt like the hair on my legs was going to fracture and break what i loved about you as a guest co-host we talked about this on the oral history is uh you didn't give a bleep what we wanted to talk about we were talking about what you wanted to talk about and quite frankly after one episode i realized we better be talking about what balani wants to talk about because it's more interesting well the problem i had
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What are you thinking, though? Football? Just football. You should promote football. Because he loves it so much. You should promote football next year.
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I just stuff it away somewhere inside.
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No, you did. Because I wanted to give you that space.
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Yes. Well, I think it's, you know, like two alphas, you know, you and Dan, right?
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GBF- Super Week: Bonus Episode
I love you, Bo. I love you, too, man. Yeah, there we go. This is it. You love New Orleans. I love New Orleans. Is this your favorite Super Bowl city?
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I've seen you out and about. You're walking down. You're at French Quarter. Billy ran into you last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What have you been getting into, my buddy?
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Unannounced, of course, right? No invitation?
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Yeah, but it means we're getting old because I get a lot of that when I'm here as well, and it feels good, especially from the younger, you know, point. It's no longer Radio Row, by the way. It's Digital Row. Yes. You know?
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GBF- Super Week: Bonus Episode
You're by yourself. There were many times I was sitting right next to the HQ desk.
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I like the idea of you promoting football, Billy. I really do. Just walk around with a duke in your hand and be like, hey, what are you on for? I'm on for football. That idea is great.
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GBF- Super Week: Bonus Episode
Balmati, what do you make of the entire sports media shift? Because you love radio the way I love radio. You grew up listening to radio, doing talk radio, and now you see what this has become, and it ain't radio anymore. So what do you make of all that?
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I have people just sticking phones in my face, and they're asking me to say stuff, and I don't know where it's going and who I'm talking to.
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Well, that's your dream. That's what I'm saying. That's your dream, right.
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GBF- Super Week: Bonus Episode
Would that be the number one product? Would it be baby wipes? What would be the number one product? Billy Gill to promote on Radio Row. I'm going to try to make this happen.
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I want to be clear, though, because Travis Hunter has no broadcast experience. Are you saying he should be ashamed of himself? Absolutely. Took an easy path.
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God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Stugatz. Guys. Yeah? It's Super Bowl Sunday. Oh, it's here. It should be on a Saturday. I mean, it's ridiculous. Why are you shaking your head? This is sad.
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I know. Getting up has never been harder. It has never been more difficult. There's Diana Rossini. Poopsity!
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Look at them shoes. They sparkling. Oh God. I've been thinking for like 20 minutes. Should I ask him about the game? There's no point in asking.
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Two years ago would have been fantastic. Oh, my God, Pampers. So now fast forward to the next stage of your children's life.
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Will you? Should I need to? Just to get a diaper endorsement? No, if I get the diaper endorsement first, I'll have a kid. I put the cart before the horse, I think. Yeah, most people are like, you know what?
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I can't. Oh, you're killing me. All right, I'm going to make it happen. You're going to make what happen? You're promoting diapers.
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I mean, you guys can feel free to reach out to old Shirley. I mean, come on.
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I know you had that moment on the cruise.
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I don't want to hold her up, you know. Promoting diapers. I'm trying to think of... Like some sort of thing. How would Sports Radio host ask you about the diapers? It'd be odd here at Radio Row. No one's ever promoted diapers, ever.
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Is there some sort of promotion that comes along with the diaper promotion, like Super Bowl promotion? Who's going to hit themselves? So am I. I can feel it. I'm not even looking at you. But he's sitting right next to me, and I deserve it. Bomati Jones, Diana Rossini, Sarah Spade. What? They're going to get you ready, along with me and Billy.
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an old friend and a friend of the show. He's not old, I'm old. Belmonte Jones is with us here. Nah, brother, I'm pretty old too.
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Yeah. And then the draft. The Saints don't need a coach today. The Combine.
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Psycho T, huh? Psycho T, man. Psycho T was pretty cool. What an odd event for you to be at. Well, it's not, really, for anyone who knows you, right?
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Will they? Yeah. That's a Monday announcement you're saying?
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You'll take him wherever you can get him from.
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I delete them as quickly as possible.
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I don't look a day under 60. You shaved today. I did shave, yes. Why?
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I'm going to see my family after this.
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I shaved at like midnight last night.
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It's the day we're leaving. You're headed out exactly right. That's what I like to do, Billy. It's the last impression that matters.
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Yeah. Did you enjoy the week, Billy, out in New Orleans?
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The Right Time with Bomani Jones. Check it out wherever you get your podcast. You're enjoying that, man. How long ago did you start that podcast?
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It doesn't seem like it was for you. I mean, it's work. That's what it is. It's work.
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Right, plus you love football, yes. Yeah, I love football. Yeah. It's funny. You were walking around Radio Row, and people, you know, they're asking you all week, you know, I heard you say you love football, you love football more than anyone, and they were challenging you, saying, no, I love football more than you. People were saying that to me. You didn't hear it. And I laughed at them.
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Using years again, Bo. Yeah, but this is important here.
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Malcolm, Becky, you want to apologize to me, man?
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That is awesome, man. Yeah, we'll continue to do it.
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What's the piece of art that you own that you're proudest of, that means the most to you?
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Another one of my favorites, yeah. Very lucky guy, Gordon Parks.
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You have your Eagle colors on right now. It's a beautiful suit. I appreciate it. It really is. But I've been saying all year that the Philadelphia fans, they don't deserve Nick Sirianni. Oh. Whoa. They don't because they want to fire him after every single loss. And I realize that's how Philadelphia fans are from New York.
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I'm very well aware of that area of the country and how they cheer on their teams and don't cheer on their teams. But Nick Sirianni has now been to the playoffs. He's the only Eagles coach to do this. I'm sure you know this. First four seasons. Two Super Bowls. Almost beat Kansas City the first time. Has a good chance of beating Kansas City this time.
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I maintain that if Nick Sirianni wins this game, he will go down as the greatest Eagles coach in Eagles history.
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Doug Pearson won a Super Bowl. I know.
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That fan base is crazy, man. I love it, man. Do you really love it? There are times maybe when they go over the line.
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Mahomes annoying? I mean, what do you think?
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I think what he's doing is – But he's getting in your way. Oh, no, no.
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A lot of people are saying that, like a lot of guests that we've had on. Some people have said the Eagles by 14. Yeah, two scores. Yeah, two scores. Like people think it's a dangerous game going against the Chiefs, right? Yeah, it's dangerous. You don't want Patrick Mahomes hearing that.
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I love Jason Kelsey, so I'll say this on the front end. But I don't buy it when Jason Kelsey tells me he's rooting for the Eagles in the Super Bowl. Do you? Yes, I believe that wholeheartedly. No, no, no. He's got his brother on the other side. He played against his brother in the Super Bowl.
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I know, but I think when you retire, the last thing you want is to see Saquon have the year that he had, the offensive line be better than it was.
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I wasn't there last night.
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I understand that, but it's a natural reaction to have if once you leave the team, you don't want the team to be better. I mean, and he was also the secret for the tush push for all these years.
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What do you remember most about winning Super Bowls?
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It's a huge relief, right? It's a huge relief.
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I've had players tell me they wish that game would start Sunday at 1 o'clock. Like, waiting around until 6.18 is like torture for them, you know?
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Yes. Listen, whatever you want to promote here. The bourbon, it's sold out, but you're going to make more. probably more importantly, Phillips Auction House for the Game of Art. Go ahead and promote that one more time.
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Malcolm Jenkins, you're a good man. Thank you. We appreciate your time, sir. I love you, man.
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Let me know. We have art. I did a bit, Flembrant, where I drew a bunch of pictures, and I told people how much they were worth. To Billy's point, I set the market.
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That's how you got to do it. I'll sell you a piece. We'll talk later. I'll have my people get in touch with your people. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you, Malcolm.
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Just so you know, we were talking about golf before we got started. Victor is a 10 handicap. After four years of playing, I was complaining to him that he's already better than me. I've been playing my entire life. You know what's crazy?
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But to your earlier point, the professional golfers know those things are just going to happen. Yes.
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Par is good sometimes, Victor. Par is your friend, actually. Par – Bogies can be your friend. Bogies can be your friend, too. Absolutely. That's exactly right. What are you doing with Captain Morgan down here, man?
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Did you get anyone's permission to turn it to rum streets? Yeah. I don't think so. Or you just do it on your own. I think that's on Captain Morgan. They're just going to plaster the street golf of America situation. Victor, it's funny because a lot of people see it's the weirdest thing because it's a great Super Bowl matchup.
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It's two great teams, and people seem bored by the matchup because we saw it two years ago. Yes. but it was one of the greatest games we've ever seen. Absolutely. Weird.
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Can you believe your New York Giants, let's say, say one go inside the Philadelphia? We're just doing that right now. I'm sorry.
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Have a good game but lose.
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Good friend. Very good friend. We asked Ed Reed because I maintain that Ed Reed is the coolest guy in this place. You're the second coolest. But I'm wondering, what are the keys to being cool? Because Billy and I need help in case you haven't noticed.
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So lotion and oils. Okay, I'm writing lotion and oils. There you go. Perfect.
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That's not cool. There's a little bit of ash on there. There's a ton of ash on there. Real ashes, though.
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One more time here, Victor, on the way out. We do appreciate the time, my man. Tell us what you're doing with Captain Morgan.
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That's very kind of you. How would they get a hold of you? I feel like someone's going to see me while I'm in there.
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God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A.
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All right. Well, enjoy your time down on Rum Street. And hopefully you get someone's permission. We appreciate the time, man. No problem at all. Thank you guys so much. Victor, I love you, man. I appreciate that, man.
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Oh, yeah. My man. If we have eight minutes, Billy might spend his entire eight minutes on this thing, OK? All right. I mean, that's a cool-looking thing.
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I do the eating. That counts. You been having fun, man? Oh, dude, it's been a blast.
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I'm not cooking for nobody. So you're just as valuable as the chef because you're eating the food he prepares.
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Classic chicken or an egg situation. Why am I fighting Whitworth about this? What the hell is in your hand right now? Explain to the audience what that is.
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We're in Louisiana. You're in Louisiana. Yeah, exactly right. I'm sorry. I forgot where I was. That's right. What are you doing?
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The chef and the eater, they're partners.
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Whitworth, how mad does this make you? I don't know what your handicap is. We see you every summer out in Lake Tahoe. Victor Cruz was just sitting down with us, and he was telling us that after four years, four years of golf, his handicap is a 10. I know. That's impressive. And I said, that's better than me. I've been playing my entire life. That's awesome. That's impressive.
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I know, but frustrating, right? Yeah.
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What have you been doing here in New Orleans? What have you been getting into?
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It's really interesting because a lot of guys, they struggle post-NFL careers with just adjusting with retirement. But you seem to handle it very, very well. I don't know. if what you're doing is as satisfying as playing in the NFL, but the transition has seemed to be an easy one for you. Is that fair?
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Does Whitworth look like a guy who's going to let someone else make decisions for him?
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Okay, well. I'm good. Matthew Stafford, what do you think he's going to do here in the offseason?
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And I'm putting you in a bad spot because I know how friendly you are. No, no.
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Do you personally root for Jared Goff? That trade worked out for both teams perfectly, yes. But you're rooting for Jared Goff.
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All right. Fashion icon Andrew Whitworth. Tell us one more time about Pepsi Super Bowl boil.
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Is there a guy in this building that can take that from you? Is there a single person at Radio Row that can take this from Whitworth? No.
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That would be a fun game. Let's try it. Ed Reed, can he take it from you? No. Andrew, we appreciate it, man. Enjoy the rest of your week. Appreciate it, brother. All right, man. So you got in last night.
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Straight to beers with the boys. Who are the boys? What boys are we talking about here?
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Oh, wow. Bright line right to Miami. Miami, yes. No, I don't live in Miami. Sorry. No, no, no. They all live in Miami. I live about an hour and a half north of Miami. So I'm closer to you than you are to our studios.
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Better than hating life. I know, but he really attacks life, it seems like, Billy.
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Yeah, but that's a blessing and a curse because a fan can come up to you and all of a sudden you're in a two-hour conversation.
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Thank you, Mikey A. Billy. Yeah. I have a source who tells me that you spent a good deal of time at a casino in New Orleans and you didn't bet a single penny. Everyone took Chris Felica's bet on red and they won a ton of money. And Billy just sat there and watched and was laughing when others lost money.
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I'm going to the next interview. Yeah, but 20 minutes too late, you do that. Yeah, yeah. You're too nice of a guy.
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I'll be there three hours. No, same with me. I can't get out of conversation. That's why he was asking, how do you get out? Because we're locked in with conversations, and you don't want to be mean. You don't want to just walk away.
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Well, that's hard for me.
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He's grateful. for it. He appreciates it because of his path because he was undrafted. Austin was undrafted.
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No doubt. What are you doing with Muggsy?
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I just said that to another show earlier this week. I need an empty table. Just me and the dealer, and that's it. Everyone else, get out of my way.
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Wait until you get a summer of West Palm Beach in you. Yeah.
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Cut them off. Cut off the sleeves.
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You're right. That's absolutely right. I'm screwing that one up. So share your opinion on Taequann Barkley with us, if you don't mind, and why he should win the MVP.
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So I'm going to try this out on you because I asked Mina Kimes this last week and she didn't know how to answer it, okay? In a weird world, if the Eagles had to choose one player to not play in the Super Bowl this Sunday, would they choose Jalen Hurts or Saquon Barkley?
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It's a weird way of saying Saquon is not as valuable as people. I'm trying to fight your argument here because, of course, you would take Jalen Hurts. You need that guy. And the Eagles have been to a Super Bowl without Saquon Barkley. But they haven't been to one without Jalen.
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Right. I would go. That's really interesting because we just had Joe Montana on. He's like, well, you have to pay Brock Purdy. I mean, but you wouldn't because.
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So you just want the quarterback on the rookie contract, essentially.
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I got to tell you, man, really, probably one of the few people to make that comparison. Tell us more about Louisiana. I have no idea. Actually, don't cancel me if I said something.
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You have to go way back in time.
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It's the first time in the history of Radio Row that that's been mentioned. You know what I'm going to do? You're a trendsetter.
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I know. So did we. You're a handsome fellow. I've got to be honest. I'm jealous of you.
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the tb12 mess but you're coming on man yeah part of the louisiana purchase is you have to make sure you commit to the health buy when the price is right all right exactly so it seems i want you to try to do this with the louisiana purchase reference when you tell us why you think the eagles are going to win this super bowl because a lot of people are taking the cheese it's hard to pick against the eagles but it seems like you're uh you're going to the eagles
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Super Bowl radio. We got him. Put him in the montage.
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It's team versus position. Yep. Greatest guy at the most important position in sports, yes.
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I would say the Eagles two years ago were a better team than the Chiefs. Right? But Patrick got it done.
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Which is why Saquon, respectfully, should not be the MVP. The quarterback position is just too important. You're right.
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Okay. Billy is looking up things.
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Yeah, stay away from history. Just talk some big stuff. But you always have Muggsy, so promote him one more time on the way out, man.
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We appreciate your time and enjoy the rest of the week, man.
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Are we playing golf down in West Palm? What are we doing here? I don't know the courses. I'll get you on a couple courses. Unbelievable. You are welcome back here anytime. Just sit in on anything you want the entire day. I might just crash one later. Thanks, guys. See you, buddy. Thank you, man.
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You seem way too excited about that. I mean, I love Radio Row. I love a convention center. I love Super Bowl week. But there are free wings everywhere.
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Listen, Adam, all your dreams can come true right here.
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Are you a football fan? I am, yeah. Who's your favorite team?
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Had the Super Bowl commercial come about.
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He wanted it to be uncomfortable for you.
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Collaborate. I'm not quite about that life.
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I'm tempted to have Rose come over here and sing to him.
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I said, let's just... I know, but it's Radio Row. It is Super Bowl week. I mean, this is the time to do it.
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All right, I'm going to have her do it.
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So, Rose, go ahead and do it. You were planning on doing this anyway. Lucy said it was a bad idea.
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This is what Super Bowl Radio is all about, Rose. Here's your big opportunity. All right, sing Baton Rouge.
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All right. One more time on the way out. Promote Circle, what you're doing with them.
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We appreciate it. Sorry about Rose.
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You got it. Want to say it back? I love you, too. No, you forced that one.
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They're all blending together for you? That's exactly right. I mean, Billy's right, though. You're Deuce McAllister. If you want to stop, pause, whatever, you should be able to do so, you know?
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I mean, it works out. It works out. It seems like the Super Bowl is really, like, it's really wearing on you. I got to be honest, dude.
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Wait, so what kind of pickup guy are you? Like in terms of are you a guy who gets to the school like an hour earlier than you probably should so you can be first in line or are you getting there late?
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If you don't feel it, I think you made the right decision.
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Walked around and saw. Yeah. Tell me who you saw. Come on, tell us who you saw. Who cares?
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Yeah. If I'm being honest, there should be a special spot for Deuce's kids where only he has access to. You're Deuce McAllister.
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You're here with us on behalf of the NFL Alumni Association on three. Weight, health, height campaign. Tell us about that.
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I like Jason Kelsey. He was there. I know Jason Kelsey.
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Every place you go, people are like, you got to eat here, you got to eat there. What happens is I try one spot, right? And I'm full. And then I walk like four spots down and I'm like, man, I want to try that thing. And I do.
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High rollers room for Puka. Well, of course.
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Deuce, you are a great, great running back. And I'm wondering, as a former great NFL running back, when you watch Saquon Barkley, are you in awe of him? Like what's what's happening there for you?
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That it's not being wasted. Well, yeah.
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The running back and the running game in general has made a resurgence this past year. It was kind of down for a while, but I'm sure you're happy to see it come back, right? It's as important as ever now in the NFL to have a running game.
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Deuce, we really appreciate the time. You're a good man. NFL Alumni Association on three. Wait, Health Hike, tell us one more time here on the way out. You're almost there, man. It's almost over the entire week.
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Was Jason Kelsey in that high roller room?
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I only honed in on that because Jason Kelsey, who I think wishes he were playing because he beat another Super Bowl, he was fighting that decision. Do I come back and play? Do I want to be able to pick up my kids and my grandkids? later in life, and he obviously chose to retire.
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It's physically. And whether or not it's worth it, you know, in the end. Correct. Deuce, we appreciate it, man. You're a great host. Thank you. No problem.
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Billy, were you going in on the Pro Bowl games? I thought that's where you were going.
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No, I think they're weird, but somehow he loves that.
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If you're part of the crowd that is watching Jason Kelsey play craps, do me a favor. And get a life.
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But it's not the Pro Bowl you grew up watching is the larger point.
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That's what I'm talking about, yes. Sean Taylor hitting the punter. Because Sean Taylor was always playing football.
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We have these beautiful hats here, man. What are you doing with Brandon Bill?
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It just dawned on me, as you were saying that, if you like to golf, you look like a golfer. You're a scratch golfer, aren't you?
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Leave the man alone and get a life. No, leave the man alone, nothing.
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I hate you guys. I've been playing my entire life. 20. Victor Cruz started three years ago, and he's a 10 already.
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You were a pro bowler. You did just fine. Getting the thing you actually do for a living, that's what comes hard. Come on. Yeah.
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I'm surprised you're here.
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No, this is way more fun than that. No doubt about it. Travis Kelsey, you watch him. Do you see what is the greatest tight end of all time?
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Who are some of the other guys you kind of grew up watching where you try to pattern your game after them?
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It is. I think Billy was trying to convince people that Kittle might be the best tight end of all time. Is that what you were saying?
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No, he's great. We love George.
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We love it here, man. There's so much stimuli here.
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He's doing an interview. Dude.
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If you weren't going to the game, how would you experience the game?
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You would do 18 and then, you know.
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Really? Yeah, we're Colorado State.
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They're the rival school, man. We don't like those guys. But Deion, are you surprised Deion's doing this and doing it this well?
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Because Colorado was the worst football program in America before he got there.
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Yeah, I understand that. Is Kyler Murray the greatest athlete you've ever seen?
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I hate that guy. He's so good at everything. It's like...
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If you play 18 against him right now, who wins? I'm getting him in. I don't think he's hitting the ball very far. I wouldn't be surprised, though. He's a baseball player. You're right. I wouldn't be surprised at all. All right, one more time here. We appreciate your time, my man. Brandon Bill on the way out. These look like good water hats.
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I like the air. They float?
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Oh, wow. What I like is the ventilation right here. Yeah, yeah.
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If it doesn't float, talk to someone else, not us. I think we just promoted it together. Unless you want to do it one more time. Feel free.
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All right, man. We appreciate the time. Enjoy the rest of your time down here. And good luck with the golf game moving forward. I want to play you sometime. Yeah, absolutely.
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All right. I love you, man.
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Thank you, brother. I appreciate it, man. Look at you walking around here. No sponsors. Just being Gerald McCoy.
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Golik did ask him. He did. Yeah, he had communication with him. Well, Golik.
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You feel me? Yeah. Yeah. We do feel you. Yeah. Yeah. I just want you to keep going. Go. Yeah. Yeah, man.
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It's good to start the day with joy. You're like a shot of coffee. Yeah.
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That's all I'm trying to do. You need you, yes.
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Do you give them like a speech halfway through? Like, let's go. Not today. Tell your body, not today. Let's go. Big claps from a big body. Let's get it.
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I love that Batman necklace, man. Oh, thanks, man. I'm a nerd.
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Really? Yeah. Give us ways. I think people would have a hard time believing that you're a nerd. No, I am, man. You're a nerd at heart? I am a true nerd. Yeah, no. No, it's not a game to me. It's not a game to me. Yeah.
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I want to stay right here, by the way, the entire time. You being a nerd.
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Wait, how does that work, though? If you put it on hold, how can someone steal it from you?
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It's all happening to Golik. You're right.
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Where'd your love of Batman come from?
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Watch this. See this? Okay.
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They upgraded to a cave. Yeah, the mansion, yes.
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I'm not going to tell you. I don't reveal my sources.
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Because Golik's teams in Philadelphia were some of the best teams to never win a title. So you're right. And that team was legendary. But once they won a Super Bowl. Well, now they have new better teams to never win a title. No, but Golik went by the wayside.
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Billy, be very careful, okay? I just want to be clear. Are you saying Batman is overrated? No, I didn't say that.
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Days of our lives. Oh, my God.
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Wait, so she taped it every day? Yeah.
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Set the timer, the whole deal. Timers on TCR is very tricky. So...
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How disappointing. I know. I know. Tell her that storyline is still going on today. I know. That's crazy, man. Oh, I know. But you know what I mean. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, it's insane, man. So it's crazy. Thank you. I don't know if you saw Stephen A was walking around. You saw what he did there, Gerald?
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Who do you consider to be the best Batman of all time?
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Really? Yeah. Jack Nicholson as the Penguin. Did that do it for you? Joker. Oh, the Joker. My bad. Sorry. I'm not a Batman dork. He is. That's why.
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That's right. Yeah, yeah.
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But too much Joker stuff, right? Like, you know, we get it. There's never too much Joker stuff.
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Gerald, is there anything else you dork out to the way you dork out to Batman? Nerd out, I should say. Nerd out?
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How has the transition been? Do you enjoy the broadcasting?
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That's awesome, man. What is a broadcast boot camp like? What is that?
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Man, that's a hell of a class.
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Maybe Rayola's brother was there doing something. Oh, man. I'm upset I didn't go now. It's fine. Miles Teller, Jason Kelsey.
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Right. And you're saying, like, they tell you, hey, if you're not putting the prep in, we're going to notice, right? We will know. Because I've been doing it for 20 years and no one has noticed.
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All right, we appreciate you, man.
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It's picked up here, man. It's going to be hard getting out of here.
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What, the hours of 8 a.m. ?
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Billy, they don't start going out until midnight here.
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You are the oldest young person I have ever met.
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Yeah, thank you. We didn't even tell him about Papa G roaming around Radio Row.
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Maybe Gordy doesn't need us to have him be our favorite. Right. Listen, Gordy starts going out at 2 in the morning, Billy. If Gordy is here, his hours are certainly much different than yours.
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Everyone's hours are different than yours, Billy.
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You get them on the way in.
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Yes, happy Super Bowl Saturday. It should be Super Bowl Saturday. It's not. They play it on a Sunday. It's dumb. Malcolm Jenkins next. You having a good week, man? Having a great week. Do you still enjoy, like, do you enjoy this whole process of coming to Radio Row? Like, doing the whole circuit, seeing old friends, being bothered by the media. I do love seeing all my old friends. Right.
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That's very cool. Tell us what you're doing here. It sounds very cool. Phillips Auction House for the Game of Art. What's going on there?
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Sit down over here, mascot.
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Who's your favorite artist?
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Okay, he's mine too. Tell us how you know about him.
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The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
In Christopher's defense, my bad. That's what I always call him. If the parent in front of you is wooing and then you don't woo for Gracelyn, she's going to have her feelings hurt. The first parent sets the tone.
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Someone in the family's got to woo. You can woo with a phone in your hand. Seriously, I did.
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That's why you just do get in and out with a quick woo.
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But we're talking kindergarten graduation here. How do we feel about that, by the way? If you're wooing at a kindergarten graduation.
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I think she'd be upset if everyone else, A through B, got woos.
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Yeah! It was a short woo and a yeah. I think the woo is someone else.
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Saving three syllables until eighth grade graduation. Yeah.
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You know who's a big Woo family, Stugatz? The Goliks. Sid and I both graduated together from the same college at Notre Dame. When my name was called, nothing. A little clap from my parents. Sid, oh my god. Every Golik in the state of Indiana stood up and cheered.
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Not any team. You're naming a bad team. Wait, time out.
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I drank out of the Stanley Cup once.
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A couple of domers on it, and they brought it to a tailgate, and I happened to be there drinking Natty Light.
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And I want you to have the same opportunity. Yeah, I have a I have like a little bit of a premonition that the Panthers are going to win.
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And I don't I don't often get these about sports, but I felt it the night of the national championship game. I was like, Michigan is going to win this game. I am a hundred and a million percent confident. Wow. I put money on it.
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I feel it. I just, I don't know. If you have good vibes about the Panthers right now.
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Let them have game six and then come back for seven, right?
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Everyone drinks it in Chicago. It's a it's a liqueur, a liquor. It's nasty.
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Everyone. You got to take a shot of it. I'll bring it in next Tuesday. OK. Oh, great.
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The first time I went to Notre Dame Stadium, I was in utero, so I don't remember it. And then the second time, I was one.
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Augusta. Oh, Augusta. Augusta, I was emotional. Augusta with your dad. That's it. Yeah, you're with your dad.
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Have you guys ever gotten the double tortilla because your burrito was too big?
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Now they charge for it, right? They charge now?
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Yeah, but it used to be free. You used to just say, can I have a tortilla on the side? You'd make your own little burrito on the side, and then you'd eat the rest of it in your bowl. The side burrito was chef's kiss. Cerrito. Yeah.
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Well, Father's Day is coming up.
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I'm just saying Chris has no idea how many more chances he's going to have to pull off Datter Day. How about that?
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You go slowly, right.
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So it's funny. I looked up the keys to getting out of quicksand, and the first one is stay calm. The second one is lighten your load. Take as many things out of your pocket. Take everything out of your pocket, it says. And then it says wiggle your feet.
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It is. What is that really doing for me? Right. I hate when Ron McGill says, hey, yeah, you face a bear. Stay calm. No, I'm going to freak out.
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You'll miss a week of work if you go to Edmonton.
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Chris can go, but Greg just has to hide the entire day to protect his son. We have a brunch planned for that Sunday, so that's why I get it. Who wants to go to Edmonton? I do.
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What are you talking about?
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I heard it. He goes to Carl. He goes, Edmonton. One word. That's all he has to say at this point. That's all he should say. Edmonton.
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I'm going to try that, Augusta. You did that. It worked for you. Tahoe. I did do that. I've done it several times.
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It's like an eight-hour flight. It's like going to London. It's ridiculous. It's like eight hours from Montana. It's so inconvenient to get there.
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It is Father's Day. It's your day. Do what you want. I tried pulling that card.
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No, you can be. Every year on Father's Day, what I ask for is silence. Thank you. Yes. Just the gift of silence. I watch the U.S. Open. I watch the final round. I get the gift of silence. That's all I want.
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I think my wife would be on to me.
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Game one or one at home?
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Roy, you have the Panthers in six.
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You don't want to go to Edmonton, man. Connecting flights. It's just unconnecting flights.
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For Roy and Walter Katz.
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I think it's Carl. Roy should just walk up to him and say private jet.
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You know, if he is, I feel better about the situation. Same. That's why I'm asking. Yeah. Co-pilot. You would pay half price for a ticket.
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Would you want to know if the main pilot can't fly the plane? I don't want to know what happens in that room. I want honesty.
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So you're saying you're booking a flight on United, let's say. It's $500 because you've done it last minute.
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You feel like someone from the tower can walk you through flying a plane, an Airbus. Yeah.
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Don Levitard. He has been great. He's made great hires. I said all.
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Everything you're saying.
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It's all been said. Okay, you got to understand one thing. Stugatz. Me maximum. That's right. Until I say it, it hasn't been said. Boom.
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In about 10 minutes or so, Chris Whittingham, fancy young lad, is going to join us from his bathtub. No context needed for that. Just that's why. Billy is shaking his head.
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I don't make the schedule. Someone just said Whittingham's coming on today at 940.
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He cares about the costume. Right.
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So he'll do the rest of the show next week when Dan is back?
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Put that on a t-shirt. Put that on the pole. That is a good question. Was that a rhetorical question or meant for a pole? Juju, I'm not certain of the question, but whatever it was, put it on the pole.
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Like in the Cialis commercial? I am imagining Tony somewhere in like Aspen, Colorado.
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When's the last time you took a bath?
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It's an option to sit on the bed Yeah, that's not what that bench is for my man
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I want to make sure I heard this correctly yesterday. You sent out an email, Chris Cody, because we want to do some sort of Summer Olympics here at Metal Orc Media. That's right. And you asked people to give you visually funny sports that we could do, Summer Olympic sports.
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You know, you're eating a sandwich in the park on a bench. A pigeon flies by.
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Roy, if you're the next Wayne Gretzky, if you're the best player in the world, you should make the Stanley Cup. Which he just did. He just did, yes. But to Greg's point, it took him eight or nine years.
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I think Gretzky's first or second year, Roy, with the Oilers, the Islanders had won four straight. They were dry for five, going for a fifth straight. So the fourth Stanley Cup, they beat Edmonton. But everyone knew that Gretzky was coming. The next year, the Oilers played the Islanders again. Islanders going for five straight. Oilers beat them. I think they swept them.
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And then Wayne Gretzky was off and running. That's what Greg is saying.
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Joe Chestnut, I thought that was his nickname. What do you make of Kobayashi retiring? He said his body hurt. No, he said he no longer has hunger.
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I would like to do sports. I would like to do this. I think it's a fun idea. Visually funny sports is the way to go. Like ping pong is not the way to go. I understand people would enjoy us playing ping pong and I would win that. I would win the gold medal.
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Wow. Thank you for that. It's got to be spicy, too, right? No, I like classic yellow mustard.
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But it's spicy. It is. It's just got a kick. It's just seasoned.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
It's just seasoned.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
No, it's spicy. It is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
No, that carne asada is spicy, I think. My wife thinks the chicken's spicy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
feel like they'd be good at yeah that would kind of be interesting to watch putt-putt maybe no okay no us swimming would be interesting to watch us diving would be interesting to watch us doing things that make us look funny and embarrass us would be interesting to watch you get me watching us do things that were actually decent at not funny to anyone
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You think you're great at ping pong, don't you?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Well, him walking across the balance beam.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
No, Chris, the key is to get on the balance beam, walk across the balance beam. Your dad could do that. He's saying he could do that. I bet you can't do that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Yeah. Okay. I've done that, but usually it's with a cop.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
We could make our own balance beam in here. Let's do it today, please. No, I could do that. That's the way to practice. Is it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Typically, they're four inches. Four inches.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You know exactly how long that is, huh? Yeah. So we need four sports, is that what you're saying? That's just kind of what I was going for. Because your dad said he would not do diving. Ten centimeters. That was in your headset. Sorry.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Do I have to be in here with him? You do. I'm surrounded by Cody's. I'm in my glory.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Where's your guest?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You said you wouldn't die.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
That's most people's problem, I think. You can swim with a shirt on. No, that's weird.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Swimming? No. Really?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Yeah. Pool table.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I'd like to do a 4x100 relay. Swimming.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
That's how you do it. Like me and Dan, I would choose Tony.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Of everyone on the show, I think Tony would be the first choice. Of course. I think. I don't know. Jess, why are you looking at me?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You could drown in there. Jeez. Yeah.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Anyway, back to you, Tony.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You're watching a competition of that?
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Are you kidding?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Go! And then... You appear like a person who likes to take his time when making anomalies.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Know your stove, man. I mean, it's the key to cooking.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
It's going to be a long day. You do have to know yourself. That's good advice. Why? Because you're sitting across from your dad? You've spent enough time with him? Yeah. Really? I'm too mean to him. That's what everyone tells me, so I'm going to be nice.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Spags seems like a Philly guy also. Maybe a Buffalo guy. The real winner yesterday was the Kelsey podcast. On the topic of the Kelsey podcast, here's something to ponder. Was Jason Kelsey overrated? Hmm. I mean, they set a franchise record for rushing yards the year he retired. Do you know where Spags is from? He's from Massachusetts.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Close to Buffalo. It is. He's an asshole. Dan, I went to school there. I know plenty of assholes, and I'm telling you, I can get to Buffalo in like two hours from my school. Three hours. From pushing it. And I did, and that Acura Integra. Oh, did I push it.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think Jason Witten would have been a better hire.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
You guys have never pushed an Integra, okay? I mean... I just don't understand why.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
It depends. Are we doing it on a Saturday? Is it a Sunday morning? It depends. Are we pushing it? Is there a flood warning? Yeah, these are things. Does he drive an Acura?
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I don't care if it's Kentucky. You can't storm the court after beating the ninth-ranked team in the country. You can't do it. Has any fan base of a below-average sports program stormed more courts and fields this year than Vanderbilt? The Commodores. City of Philadelphia, you don't deserve Nick Sirianni.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
That bulge you see coming out of the back of Brian Schottenheimer's shirt is Jerry Jones's hand. Nothing unites this country like laughing at the Cowboys. Brian Schottenheimer should do his press conference sitting on Jerry Jones' knee.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I was. I was thinking of Syracuse. Okay. Yes. But then Syracuse is like an hour to Buffalo.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Nothing is near Buffalo. Push it. Acura Integra.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I've done it in an hour. I'm telling you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I was in college. It was a different time. But I've made that drive in three hours, I'm telling you. Worcester, Mass to Syracuse.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
All right. So about an hour and change.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
The Giants got the Eagles to a Super Bowl. Tom Brady saying he doesn't hate Nick Foles. Liar! You agree? I do not agree. You think he's telling the truth? You think he likes Nick Foles?
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
He's not fine with Nick Foles. He'd have eight if not for Nick Foles. He's fine with Nick Foles.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
No one gets rewarded for doing dumb things more so than Nick Sirianni. Top five people who get rewarded for bad decisions. Number five, President Trump. Number four, everyone who President Trump pardoned. Number three, Nick Sirianni. More so. Number two, Christopher Columbus. He's trying to find Asia. He stumbled into America. Number one, me. Watch out for the Knicks. Really?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Oh, they're playing well today. I'm so excited about this team. I like basketball again. Dalton Kincaid. The Mark Andrews. Is strong in you. Pat Riley. Trademarking three-peat. Back in 1988. Head he play. Wow, Riles. Nailed it. Super Bowl 59. The greatest coach in Eagles history versus the second greatest coach in Chiefs history. How about that? Hank Stram. Anybody?
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
How about Dick Vermeule? He made it to one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Dick Vermeule, yeah. Now do it with the Chiefs. Andy Reid or Hank Stram? Fine.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Nick Sirianni. One win away from being the Eagles' greatest head coach ever. And one loss away from being on the hot seat. What a game for him coming up, huh? How the hell do the Chiefs keep doing this? Speaking of hell, our pros. Dan, those are the weekend observations.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
But it's not Dylan. He knows what he's doing is outrageous, and he knows he's being made fun of, and he's still sinking into it, right?
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
It's about six hours, Acura Integra, if you're pushing it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Yeah, you've got to go slow. He's got a good excuse.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I mean, the Giants are responsible for Saquon going there and putting their team into the Super Bowl. I mean, that's the last team. Giant fans, maybe the Cowboys, want to see playing for a Super Bowl.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
In fairness to the Giants and Joe Shane, it was hard to see this coming. Because three of the last four years, Saquon has been well below 1,000 yards. He had the one year where he was injured, had another year where he rushed for 593 yards. Last year was 962. To think that he was going to do this is ludicrous.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Well, he had the year where he played two games. That was the bad injury. Next year, 13 games. Then 16. Last year was 14.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
And he was great as a rookie.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
No. You will now. I bought one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
You got the infrared thing that you put on your head and it grows your hair back? Yeah, I got that one. I fell for it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I mean, everyone makes a big deal about this big board that's not very big. I mean, no one talks about my picks. I mean.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
weekend observations brought to you by miller lights dan he is amongst a handful of coaches who have won a super bowl and a national championship he was away from the game for a year and you know it almost killed him because no one loves the game more than him but dan that all changed Because the Raiders needed a young coach and a young coach they got.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
It was called the vibrating exercise belt.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
The one you're talking about actually is called the Walton Belt. That makes sense, right? You've heard of that before, the Walton Belt, yes. Yes. They've upgraded it.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
In fact, I maintain that no one has ever had a better gambling football season than the one I'm currently in right now. How about that? Two games to go. Let's finish strong. Commanders, they're taking on the Eagles at Philadelphia. Commanders, plus six, buy it up to six and a half. Commanders cover. They win the game outright. They win by four and advance to the Super Bowl.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Bills, plus one and a half. They're taking on the Kansas City Chiefs. I have no idea what to do with this game. I'm lying. I know exactly what to do with this game. Take the bills. The bills go to the Super Bowl.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
But we just played. That's unfair.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Oh, that's a bad job out of me. You're right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Their fifth head coach since moving to Las Vegas in 2020. And Dan, just like that, make no mistake about it, Pete Carroll is back.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Did you notice behind him he had the heavyweight belt from Rocky and the machete from Rambo? I mean, oh, my God.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
He made that choking sign to a kicker. That kicker probably doesn't like him. Stoyakovich? Yeah. Stoyanovich, I think. Yeah, you're right. I think you have him as Pager. You're right. You got it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
You're right. Venmo, fine. Bill's Chiefs. Game of Inches. Every sports talk radio show is going to start today with Was Allen Short? And open up the phone lines for hours. WGR in Buffalo. WHB in Kansas City. 20 shares. Congratulations. What a day for those two stations. Bad day for Philly. They won. I mean, what do they do? WIP.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I mean, they wanted to fire Nick Sirianni. Now he's the greatest coach in Eagles history. Get out of here. Zach Ertz leads the league. It's still got it. Does he? He does.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Pete Carroll is a young 73. Patrick Mahomes, 4-0 versus Josh Allen in the playoffs. You know what that means, Dano? I do not. It means he has his number. This isn't a rivalry until Josh Allen wins in the playoffs. Sean McDermott, do it against the Chiefs. Josh Allen, do it against the Chiefs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
If Saquon Barkley wins a Super Bowl for Philadelphia, never, ever mention Charles Barkley in the same sentence with him ever again. Wow. I mean, I'm serious. He becomes the most famous Barkley in the history of Philadelphia. And there's Matt as well. He's not a contender.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I mean... Championship Monday, Dana.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
It's crazy around here today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Cranky. There should be an MVP for in between the regular season and the Super Bowl. A playoff MVP. I like that idea. Thank you. When it matters, right? That's what you can call it. When it matters. Yes. The whim.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Wow. He would have won it. You're right. Kansas City Chiefs do it in the Super Bowl. The Bills didn't lose that game. Spags won it. Steve Spagnola carrying Patrick Mahomes to three consecutive Super Bowls. Collision course. I was so used to Gabe Davis wearing 13 for the Bills that I was terrified any time they threw it to the guy who I thought was Gabe Davis, but thankfully wasn't.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Gabe Davis drops those passes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Yeah. In terms of spirit, attitude, and the way he chews gum, Pete Carroll is the youngest head coach in the NFL. I mean, he is. You would agree. He's got energy on top of energy.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
And the way he chews gum. That'll give you. Congratulations to Dalton Kincaid for ruining Josh Allen's legacy. The whole Dalton Kincaid and Schultz thing is very confusing. Is it not? Two different last names. I call Dalton Schultz. I call him Dallas Kincaid. I mean, I'm all over the place. You know, I've been able to manage. Yeah. Throwing a Dawson Knox. Oh, God. Everything gets crazy.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Top five people who have ruined Josh Allen's legacy. OLI. Spags. Number five. Gabe Davis. Number four. The old overtime rules. Number three, Sean McDermott. Number two, Dalton Kincaid. Number one, Patrick Mahomes. Here come the Islanders. Playing good hockey. They are. The Isles, watch out. At the end of the day, what happened?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
They're hot. At the end of the day, trying to carry the football and Josh Allen to the Super Bowl was just too much for James Cook to overcome. How about you hand him the ball on fourth and one? That guy's good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Dan Lebitard saying he wants to get younger, but letting Poppy and Greg Cody carry the live stream. Dan, the Stugatz is strong in you. I'm glad they were there last night for you. I wasn't. They were. I'm glad they were happy. They made you happy. They were funny. I was glad they were there, but that's not getting younger, my man.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I just dropped them, my man. That's right. It was weird.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I got chills watching Tom Brady zip one to Gronk during the pregame. Did you see it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Jaden Daniels deserves better. The D in Jaden Daniels stands for deserves better. Washington fumbled the game away. You know what they say, Dan? I don't. Ball security is job security. They do say that. Eckler, that one hurt. Oh, did that one hurt. Oh.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Yep. Unless you're the Bills.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
It was a play in the game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Jaden Daniels, the rare quarterback to arrive despite already having been there for months. He's good. I want to say he'll get back to that game, but it's football. Gatorade bath in the NFC Championship game. Embarrassing. The E in Eagles stands for embarrassing. Act like you've been there before. Seriously, no one celebrates the championship game like that. No one.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Especially when you were a play away from winning the Super Bowl two years ago. Embarrassing. Whoever pushes the tush in a tush push should get the credit for the touchdown. How about that? Or a half tutty or something. I mean, seriously. They're doing all the work. They're pushing you into the end zone. Give him a touchdown. Gainwell. That guy would have so many TDs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
He didn't gain well. Yeah. But he pushed well. Super Bowl 59. Spags versus Fangs. Goosebumps.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
We know we could do it the other way. We've seen him do it with Tariq Hill. So we know he has that in him, and now he's doing it a different way. As Billy said, that team in general is kind of rolling with whatever they have to do to win football games. And so now it's Run and play defense.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
But two quarterbacks have done it. Joe Burrow did it. Tom Brady did it. Two quarterbacks have been able to beat them in the postseason.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
The chief still would have won the game.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Chris or spags? It's up to two and a half.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Don Levitard. Bob Kraft. The only reason your organization is good is because of Bill Belichick. Stugatz. Belichick has done nothing since Brady left. He made the playoffs once. I think at the very least, he should not be a first ballot Hall of Famer. They should make him wait like 10 years to get it. He's an overrated coach.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
It is the second most watched entertainment show on broadcast TV. So what's first? Probably an older show.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
I was trying to make sure you were paying attention. You weren't.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
drastic so do you guys have a suggestion on what this drastic thing is like i like that i like that replacing the head coach bags replacing a head coach who's won 70 of his 80 of his games dan it's a guy they fired his defensive coordinator they got rid of his offensive coordinator like what's next it's got to be him right and if bill belichick is out there and i do believe this is a job he would leave north carolina for who wouldn't the two things because one of them is plausible and
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
I'm not certain, Mike. No, it's not a hot take. I'm not certain. Like, I'm not certain Belichick would pass up on the opportunity, if offered to him, to coach Josh Allen.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
It's kind of similar to Marty Schottenheimer, where he kept getting, you know, making playoff runs with the Chargers, but could never get to the Super Bowl. And eventually, and I think it was after an AFC championship game in which they lost, eventually they fired him.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Yeah, someone has to ask him something.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
If Belichick leaves now, does Steve Belichick automatically get the Carolina job?
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
I said Spags as well, but here's another take. Wow, Spags? We're getting dangerously close to Andy Reid being the guy they call the greatest coach in NFL history. Belichick may want to come back and stop that. I'm just saying. Just saying.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
You keep trying until you find a combination that works. Okay.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Well, they need someone on defense, like Max Crosby would be a guy.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Oh, yeah, just once. It's terrible.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
I think in our lifetimes we're going to fix that. How about Josh Allen? Is he still going to be around? He won't be in his prime. No.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
I mean, he has this all-time talented quarterback, and he's been unable to get them a Super Bowl. And in that spot, again, where it's fourth and inches and you're up a point and you're trying to close out the Chiefs on the road to finally get yourself to a Super Bowl, you don't realize how big that play call is. You don't realize the size of the moment there.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Like, Dan, you can't just run the same play you just ran. You can't do it. There's too much at risk there. And so I think Belichick should take over that job. I think there's still a chance for Belichick to win this battle against Brady. If he goes to Buffalo, okay, and he is the guy that gets Josh Allen over the hump past Kansas City to the Super Bowl and then wins it, forget it. He wins.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
But that is McDermott's specialty is defense, and their defense is lousy.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Well, he was great a week ago.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
God bless football, Stegots.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
He had real, like, I didn't do any work on the group project, but I still celebrate the A energy yesterday. Tony energy. He's earned that, though, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Tony energy.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
It was kind of like, honestly.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
But he's for past performances.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
right any of the running backs yeah the way the chiefs resurrect these guys to like have them have a few pivotal plays like juju smith schuster like that's two huge plays yes you know huge yeah kareem hunt off the street you're starting running back you know who was on the stage but no one wanted to talk to him and they should be ashamed of themselves spags
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
He had to come back for it, but it hit him right in the bread basket, and it's just terrible. Just a bad drop.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
It was just a prayer of a pass.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Yeah. Yeah. I have a loser. Oh. Who? Joe Shane, general manager of the New York Giants.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Dude, Saquon Barkley, as good as he's been playing, they're going to play that clip of him. Well, first of all, they're going to play the clip of him on the phone with Saquon forever, especially if the Eagles win the Super Bowl. And then they're going to play the second clip of his son telling him to draft Jaden Daniels. So those two clips are going to haunt him for a very long time.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I mean. I didn't say it. You did. You can always be like, you know, this guy just goes on a tangent. We don't even like to give him a microphone.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
The Buffalo Bills. Oh. But not because they lost. They traded out of a spot where they could have drafted Xavier Worthy, and then he came back, had a huge game against them in the AFC Championship.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
For the Super Bowl. For the Super Bowl. I'm not stepping on that field for practice this week unless I get a renegotiator.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I think it was just like a way of him complimenting Jaden Daniels like, He's so good. I wish I could have played more with him. I don't think it's more like – Keep your compliments to yourself.
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Keep your compliments to yourself.
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To be fair to Billy. You know, when you're down three scores, a check down to Zach Ertz isn't going to help you. Thank you. You know what I mean?
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But even $100,000. It's a little, yeah.
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Josh, he's still a human being, right? So like if someone tells you, hey, you're going to go to the radio for four hours, you're going to give you half a million dollars, you might say yes.
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A lot of rushing touchdowns. I didn't realize he had that many.
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Speaking of that. Come on. That's my winner, my final winner and loser, the tush-push. Really? That whole sequence there in the commander's game.
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Dude, just ban it just based on that sequence. Oh, my God. It was terrible. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah. What a horrible watch.
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Once the official came up and said, if you try to stop it again like that, it's going to be unsportsmanlike.
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You can't even try to stop it? Like, what am I supposed to do? Like...
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No, I got to root for his brother. And Donna Kelsey is all in on the Chiefs now. Really? No need to be an Eagles fan anymore.
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In fantasy. I'm going to pick up Gainwell just so I can get half a touchdown a game.
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So did you just say it? Kellen Moore. Are the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl? Was that what you just said? That's what he said. That's what you just said. He predicted the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl.
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Schottenheimer kicking around somewhere, I'm sure.
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I'm not sure yet. He's got to play for Vegas.
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They chiefed at the right time.
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But we all knew they could do it, right? We all knew it was there.
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I mean, that's the thing. Like Mahomes is only 29 years old, right? We have at least another seven years.
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I think I'd rather have the three-peat.
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Brady lost to Nick Foles.
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If you think about it, Brady lost some stinkers. Wow. Two times Eli Manning, Nick Foles.
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Oh, that's right. He was off the field for the Seattle one.
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Sure. It's like a kid playing video games. Is it attached to anything? Don't plug in the controller, just give it to him.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Loser leaves town game, though.
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Wow, okay. All right, let's play douche or no douche here. Leaving stickers on your flat brim hat. Douche or no douche?
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Driving a cyber truck. Douche or no douche. You're a douche.
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Jamel, nice seeing you. Thank you for being on with us. It's always good seeing you.
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You think that's the part that's going to be aggregated? Yeah. You know good and well that ain't the part that's going to get you. I know.
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Jeremy, what do you have to update there?
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What are you, the salt bae? Like, what are you doing there? I'm sprinkling a little something on it. A little sprinkle.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
A value proposition? Yeah. You can't have your moralities around my value propositions. It's just gambling. It can't just be both. With our freedom and our democracy. We'll be fine.
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Nobody likes the person who gives the morning routine, right? That's not something that we, that's something that everyone's going to respond. I don't want to watch your morning routine on social media.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Well, Roy is suffering at the moment. We'll get to that in a second. Roy is, and this is a good character, actually. I would like to develop this character with Roy. Roy feels like this is well beyond the sad report that Chris Cody is producing. The slow report, excuse me, not the sad report. That's a different report. That's the one I do. Yes, I'm sorry. The slow report is Chris Cody.
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Mine's the sad report. But Roy is feeling these days like he is the very last to know anything. That anything going on on social media that is viral, that for whatever the reason it is, it's getting to him last. He feels like he's arriving at things that others are talking about, and they've already talked about it.
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Yeah. The morning routine, Billy, that you're obsessed with?
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Probably would have been better or worse with sound?
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The doing of the morning routine and what do you, so Roy, you don't feel like you've missed anything, right? For why and for what? Seriously.
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Jeremy, can you find for me the Mark Wahlberg routine where I would imagine is where this started because he's famously someone who gets up at 2.30 in the morning because you want to rise faster and grind harder than the person.
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I do think there are people that are impressed by a military lifestyle of discipline, yes. I'm not saying that I am one of them, but I don't think that Mark Wahlberg is showing that to people because he doesn't think they're going to be impressed.
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How do you feel? So you're okay with dogs? This is the first I'm hearing that Tony's not okay.
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Thank you. Zaslow, how do you feel about Florida being a favorite as someone who is a proud Gator? The best Florida run there's been was Joe Kim Noah and Horford and Billy Donovan. This is the best team since then, is it not?
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Jeremy, what are you rolling your eyes out?
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after 2006 he stayed he ended up going like number nine or whatever it was well that would be my test case if i was trying to make the argument against you guys as you correctly assembled so much more money is the thing if you went and asked joe keem noah and al horford now and cory brewer now with whatever money they made hey that second year that you guys got together where you got to do it again
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
What was that worth? What would you pay for to have that year back? I think in the case of those three, it's an extraordinary amount of money. All their teammates might not have that money, though, and they might have a different answer.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Well, because they were better than everybody. This team's supposed to be better than everybody except for Duke. It's the best offense in the sport in 10 years when people aren't – I mean, you can say people are good at offense, but this is – by percentage, this is inefficient basketball. This is crude basketball.
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It's not even that you're never – you know the cost of what we're talking about in making college what we've made it is? That Florida team will never exist again. Like, it's not even a thing that's possible. Even if Phil Knight decides he wants to make Oregon something bigger, the pros are always going to be the calling. That's dead. It's dead forever.
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And a portion of college basketball gets killed with it because Cooper Flagg is the name that you know, but you never... Thank you.
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of having any kind of discussion about whether jackie robinson was black or i i don't even i don't even know what the discussion is honestly or what the conversation points are that allow us to jump from jackie robinson to d i and then just have the same
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I'm curious, Jamel, of your perspective on this. We came up with Stephen A. Smith, and I love the wrestling characters in media and the evolution of what it is that we have done.
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It wasn't always wrestling characters, and he has become rewarded through the way that he is on television, the modern Howard Cosell and one of the most stunning stories in the history of media to go from not needed at ESPN and let go by ESPN to running ESPN. So the wrestling character of it gets rewarded, right?
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To call it a wrestling character does diminish it because it is just knowing the value of performance on television. But when you say you find that part of it interesting, what is most interesting about it to you? Not just the ESPN part, just the slalom course that Stephen A has to ride in increasing audience between Fox and ESPN because he's using both platforms for his own gain.
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arguments that we've been having for the last 10 years publicly and privately and longer than that so thank you for joining us but what's the fun what's the funny in here what's the part that you that you don't find dispiriting and you just say to yourself okay media members are fighting in the wrong way
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Is this another though? There's been this gotcha journalism that isn't journalism going out on dates and all of a sudden just recording people and, you know, embarrassing them. Like this has been a this has been a journalistic lane recently, has it not?
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Can we play douche or no douche with her, please? I'd like to transition out of I do find all of that interesting because it really is a story unlike any other. And Jamel, you and I, it's there's a sort of inevitability.
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in if we're talking about some of the stuff that we were trying to push along at ESPN with great gratitude for ESPN deciding for no good reason at all to become a journalistic company or decide that they wanted to try and mix sports and difficult things to cover in sports and try and do it journalistically.
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Hour 2: The Steph Curry of Sports Media (feat. Jemele Hill)
Jamel Hill is going to join us now. And Jamel, I insist, I insist that we find the funny in this conversation, the stupid, the silly, the nonsense in this conversation. Because I was explaining before you came on here just the wearying stupidity.
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The fascination I have with the evolution of everything Stephen A. into somebody who could... have a better presidential Q rating than Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama because he's famous.
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I mean, there's a lot of stuff happening that I don't believe it's true, and perhaps the polling and the numbers aren't accurate, but I have read that the polling suggests that he would be, like, the fourth best betting favorite as a Democratic Party candidate.
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Sprinkle a little something. Tony and Zaz say that that debate that you wish for, Jamel, would be Super Bowl numbers, they say.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
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Okay, Billy, before you continue with your new segments here, you do have Billy's big board bets today, correct? I do. We need that.
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Oh, someone's in.
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Ich glaube, es ist normales Milch.
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Stu Gotts personal record book. How about that? The perfect Christmas gift. Go out and buy it right now. Wherever books are sold. Go to Amazon.com. Buy it. It will be there by Christmas. It will not. No, it will not.
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It definitely will not be there by Christmas. No. Aber das ist mein Produkt. Was ist deins, großer Kerl?
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We're not sending video out, but I'm just promoting my book.
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Ich meine, jeder wollte es. Charlie Hustle. Thomas sagt mir via Text hier, dass der erste überraschende Gast im Haus war, aber nicht groß genug. Können wir Thomas anbringen? Können wir Thomas anbringen? Das ist eine Frage von Thomas.
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Ich frage mich, wer dieser Gast war, den Thomas nicht anbieten konnte. Ja.
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He's headed home for the holidays. Holiday songs.
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Would you leave the weather we just had over this past weekend to go up to where Taylor's going up, which is the Northeast? Get out of here, man.
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What's wrong with that? 72, not a cloud in the sky every day, man. It's unbelievable.
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That was a good loss.
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Much like we said the Lions needed a loss. Look what happened yesterday. Boom. Yep. Reset.
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Oh, I needed surgery. Slow down, because Mikey A., who was a minute removed from saying that Tariq Hill is washed, is now disagreeing with your take. Go ahead, Mikey A. Why do you disagree?
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Right. Yes, but he's been offered a solution. He's offered a solution here.
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Ja, was ist mit deinem Mann Sanders?
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Those are easy for him. That's what Billy said. That's the thing. Those are the ones. Yes, he struggles with 25 Yard. So you're saying Tariq Hill needs hand replacement surgery. Hand replacement surgery. New hands. Whose hands would you take and put on Tariq Hills body?
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Because there was a movie, old school movie called Body Part, where they took someone's, I believe it was their arm, I don't know, and they attached it on to someone who needed an arm, and that person took that arm. Er hat die andere Person als Persönlichkeit genommen. Chris Carter wäre für mich die perfekte Hand für Tariq Hill. Dieser Kerl hat mitgemacht.
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Aber dann wird er zu Chris Carter eingetreten. Weißt du, was ich meine?
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Das ist das, was ich von Body Parts gedacht habe, Billy. Und ich sage dir, der Typ ist ein Mörder geworden.
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Okay, gut. So Handswap. It's like a face-off situation.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough
Ich habe Thielen's Number. Willst du mich anrufen? Schreib ihm den Link. Schreib Adam Thielen den Link. Schreib ihm den Link.
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Big Dog, okay. Oh, you know what? I played golf with him in Tahoe, Billy. You know I did.
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Yeah, of course. That's what we're doing. I sent it to Adam Schein.
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Yes, happy holidays to the Schefters.
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You're not in the soccer.
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Wow, also Video Roulette, das Produkt des Tages. Wir haben auch, ich glaube, wir haben, wenn die Saison heute endet, und wir haben Gewinner und Verlierer. Also haben wir viel zu tun heute, Billy. Ich will nicht hier zu lange sein. Wir sind auf Verabschiedung.
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Oh, very nice. Well, hold on. Just put it because you went to the game with your family, right? You were at the game at Notre Dame.
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How did that go with your dad? Because you guys, you know, you've told the stories about you and your dad yelling at each other, even while winning.
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Wow. Okay. Billy thinks Cignetti would have been better off not taking the playoff berth at all. Just saying, no, thanks. I'm good. I made my case. What do you think?
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Do you feel validated, Billy?
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We're ready to go back to four teams, Jess.
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No, that part of it was cool, but it was a colossal loss for the committee, college football, the expanded playoffs. They needed one game to be close. They needed an upset. They got nothing.
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Yeah, especially with home field.
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The major problem for me is at least for a week, James Franklin is the guy that can now win the big game. Like, get the hell out of here, Jess.
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Billy und Mikey A, Mikey A, du kennst Golik sehr gut, du kennst Golik Junior, Billy, du hast sie kennengelernt. Notre Dame-Fans, sie werden sehr vertraut und sehr schmutzig. Sie spielen in Georgia nächste Woche. Wenn ich Jess frage, ob du denkst, dass Notre Dame das Nationalspiel gewinnen wird, frage ich dich zuerst, Mikey A, was denkst du, dass ihre Antwort sein würde?
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We'll let you go here because we know you get it wrong. But so you're telling me that dad is expecting Notre Dame to beat Georgia by 28 points.
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That's a good man right there. I like that. I still need tickets though, but that's... Game time? Game time? You listening? Game time?
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Listen, when you go on to Golik and Gojo, ask them for tickets. Yeah, exactly right.
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That was brutal. It was a brutal game. I don't want to do that. Well, thank you for joining us from your hexagon. It's the oddest room I've ever seen.
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Thank you so much. Good luck to Notre Dame. Have fun. Have fun New Year's Eve in New Orleans. And that sounds like a great time. Happy Holidays to you and your family.
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Thank you, Notre Dame. Jesus.
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Ja. Ja. Sie ist größer als eine C-Liste, Billy. Ich bin sorry. Sie wird von dem verurteilt.
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Alright. Do we want to do what the season ended today? I know we have Billy's Big Board Bets. There's a Monday night game coming up. I think we discussed college enough. It's terrible. It's a joke. It's absolutely ridiculous. They should be ashamed of themselves. And I am with Billy. We should go back to four teams. And computers, by the way. And computers. Okay. Yep. BCS. I had it right.
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This is ludicrous. What are we doing? It's like watching the NCAA Tour. It's like watching March Madness. I mean, you get an occasional upset for the most part. It's Kansas beating Illinois State by 50 points. It was a joke over the weekend. Who's watching these games?
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So these are the people that would normally join us, but did not answer us today.
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I'm fine with that. Who have you sent it to? Can you share some names?
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Wow. I mean, he's probably seeking approval. He needs permission to come on.
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Erinnerst du dich an den Episode, in dem ich Mikey A und Mikey A hatte? Erinnerst du dich an das? Mikey C war da, du warst da. Ich hatte Mikey T da. Es war Mikey T, Mikey C, Mikey A. Ja. Wir gehen zu Mikey B. Lorenzo, frohe Weihnachten.
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No answer. No chance at K-Funk.
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Adam Thielen didn't get back to me, by the way.
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Alright, Josh Jacobs tonight.
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I'm not confident about this at all. It's Saints and Packers tonight. The Packers might be the best team in the NFL. That division is loaded between the Packers and the Vikings and of course the Lions. That's a ridiculous, ridiculous, ridiculous division.
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Listen, it's either going to be zero or a hundred, okay?
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So you're going MVS over two and a half.
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Okay, we'll see what happens. Yes, we will. That's all we can do, Billy. We'll see what happens.
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Alles klar. Was anderes möchtest du noch sagen? Wir sind noch nicht am Ende der Saison.
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Ich habe es sicher. Hast du ein Geschenk, dass du jemandem hast, den du wirklich magst, den du uns erzählen kannst, weil sie das nie sehen werden?
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Yeah, that wasn't my Wi-Fi, man. I'm fine, I'm still here. It wasn't my Wi-Fi.
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Billy and I are well aware. Alright. I'm going to give you options on gifts. You want options? I'll give you options.
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You can have the gift that I was going to give you or I'll send you the book.
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So, Billy, I do believe the Broncos are going to lose their final two games here. I don't know if that means they're not going to make the playoffs, but those games are difficult. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sie haben es schon gespielt, oder? Sie haben es schon gespielt, ja, in der regulären Saison.
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I'm looking up to see if the Steelers play the Chargers this year. I thought they did.
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Wait, Mikey, you think the Ravens will win that game, right?
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No, the Raven game that they lose, I could see them beating Houston. It's the home game that they lose, I feel like. Right. Maybe being on the road will be a good thing for Baltimore this year. All right, so season ended today.
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But if the season ends today, Jalen Hurts will be out with a concussion, huh?
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Okay, so this is the first of the invitations being sent to C-List celebrities, is that what you're saying?
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You seem excited about that. That's an odd. Well, it gives Washington a chance to pull off the upset. That's all. Kenny Pickett, superstar. Thankfully for the Eagles, the season doesn't end today, Billy. That's all I was saying.
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Guys, have we arrived at the... Did the Chiefs need a loss?
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Das ist das, was wir sagen. Das ist die letzte Chance, die sie haben.
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Billy C-List. C is a bit of a stretch. So we have some football to talk about. It should be his G-List, no?
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Und dann gibt es Pittsburgh, der falsche Hoffnung, in dem Fall, dass sie in Kansas City fahren müssen, um in den Playoffs zu spielen und das Team zu spielen. Oh ja, vielleicht können wir das auch gewinnen.
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Wow. I'd take the Rams in that game. By the way, we'll finish on this note. Last one. Do you have more if the season ended today? There's one more game if you wanted to get to all of them. Alright, we'll get to all of them. Then I'll say what I have to say. Falcons boasting the Vikings. I have the Falcons winning the Super Bowl. God bless football. I didn't say the thing I was gonna say.
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I'll tease it for Friday. Friday? We're not doing this again? We're doing this again? Ich wollte nur sagen, all die Leute, die die NFL über den Wochenende nicht wollten, weil sie die College-Football-Playoffs verletzt haben, bleibst du selbst. Außer dir, Lucy, weil ich dich liebe.
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Du bist glücklich, dass die NFL dieses Wochenende existiert hat, weil die College-Football-Playoffs ein Dumpster-Feuer waren. Ein komplettes Verletzter. Und danke an die NFL, dass sie uns verletzt haben. Das ist alles. Gott segne dich.
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God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Stugatz. 13 wins for Sam Darnold in his Jets career. 13 this season alone for the Minnesota Vikings. I hate them.
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That was a good game. Yeah, it was interesting because the Eagles appeared to be running away with that game early on. Jalen Hurts suffers a concussion. He's out. Kenny Pickett. We found out he's in Philadelphia together at the same exact time. Kenny Pickett comes in. That was a great game. Jaden Daniels, man.
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Ich bin mir nicht sicher, nur weil Washington in den letzten, ich weiß nicht, Jahrhunderten so schlecht war. Dieser Kerl hat seine Franchise gerettet. Er könnte die MVP sein. Ich bin mir nicht sicher, dass er die MVP sein sollte, weil Washington... Was hast du gesagt?
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Hold on, both of you, do me a favor. Can we just slow down for a second so we have a lot to get to and I'm placating you guys in all your games. Go ahead and give me a guy who's more valuable to his team than Jaden Daniels is to Washington. Josh Allen. Okay, good, you win.
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Mike, are you worried about it? um i i it's a get down situation it's a it's a every time he runs you're like yes yes yes get down get down that's all right right he's he's such a good i mean but he has to run it's part of his game um i'm okay with it he seems to have that ability i know he's a little bit banged up billy but he's played for the most part and
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Seems to have the ability to kind of run and not get injured, unlike RG3. They injured his ribs. I understand, but for the most part, he's been healthy and he's played this year.
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Ich möchte wissen, an wen du den Link gelegt hast.
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Boarding an Airplane is a pretty safe excuse to use, is it not?
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Happy Holidays to you guys.
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It's what I said earlier in the season, Billy. What the expanded playoff is going to do is give the appearance that guys like James Franklin are actually doing a good job. I mean, it's nonsense.
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You made it there once.
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They were upset with me?
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I have another game. Wait a second, because I want to ask you guys something. I want you to think about what we have coming up next. The teams that were waiting to play Penn State and Texas were Arizona State and Boise State. What the hell are we doing? Seriously?
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Are you telling me Alabama doesn't give Penn State a better game?
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No, he has to win two more. Oh, okay.
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Es ist so ein guter Punkt von Billy, dass Signetti es besser wäre, nicht zu den Playoffs zu sagen.
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What do you mean? I'll get you back for this one. I'll pay you back down the road. Yeah, yeah. I'll pay you back. That's how it works.
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Das ist wie das Hilton Garden Inn oder so.
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Mikey, hast du einen Gewinner oder einen Verlierer? Das war Billys Verlierer. Hast du einen Gewinner oder einen Verlierer?
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Ich habe es nicht gemacht. Ja, das ist okay. Ja, ich meine, du könntest, du könntest.
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Ich habe einen Gewinner. Okay. Okay. Hier ist mein Gewinner. Wir hatten einen überraschenden Gast, aber der Gast ist weg.
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Boarding a plane? Wahrscheinlich. Ja. My winner, Michael Penix Jr. How about that? I mean, he had the interception, they beat a bad Giants team, but he is the Falcons quarterback and he ain't going anywhere. And the Falcons now have a shot, but the Buccaneers lost last night to win that division. I love the move by the Falcons. Penix had a good day, not a great day, yet a good day.
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Alright, good.
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Und jeder versucht, ihn auszupacken. Genau richtig.
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Warum machen wir das ein Programm? Ich meine, es ist ein altes Film. Es ist ein großartiges Film. Seat at the table. Ja. Billy, where do you want to go here? I will leave it up to you, because we have If the Season Ended Today, you have Product of the Day.
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Du kannst es wo auch immer du deine Bücher bekommst. Ich möchte aber anfangen, Ron. with the rhino beetle this week, because I was sent some video from a listener showing me that the rhino beetle can somehow lift about 850 times its weight. We have talked very often about some of the things in the animal kingdom that have more power than you would expect.
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So give me an idea of how rare the strength of the rhino beetle is here and how many animals or insects of any kind you would put up against it in a test of strength.
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And he has discovered as well that Tom Brady is sharpening the take, trying to get better at the take. It is not a strength. We will get to that. In a moment. Greg Cody has a lot of thoughts on eggs that we have to get to. It's all he brought in today. When he was asked if he had any thoughts on anything, all he brought in was the proper way to eat eggs. And we'll get to that in just a second.
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Was würden Sie außerhalb des Insekten-Weltes hinzufügen? Dinge, die uns überraschen, Tiere, die uns überraschen mit ihrer Kraft.
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Can you guys in video please put up for me this elephant video of an elephant with its trunk tearing down a tree? I know you've talked before about the strength of the elephant and the strength of the elephant's trunk, but this video, walk us through it, Ron.
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I'm gonna put up here some elephant porn now, because Oh, jeez.
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Weil das Tier, das am Topf ist, so schwer ist, dass es die anderen Tiere zurück schmerzen wird.
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Like hitting the microphone with your thermos.
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He also has day old football takes. He's got a lot of those that he wants to get to. So it's not just eggs. It's also the expiration date on some of these takes is it's expired, but he wants to get them off anyway.
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Schreibt es bitte auf den Poll. Haben Tiere die Möglichkeit, Romanz zu haben? Ja oder nein? Und möchtest du Stugatz vorstellen, jemanden zu seduzieren? Tony, was hast du für Ron McGill?
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Es ist immer der Harpie. Er nimmt immer den Harpie-Egel.
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I don't think you want to talk about the Super Bowl. You want to talk about the games that we already talked about on Sunday night and Monday morning.
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It's the bald eagle. The harpy eagle is the most impressive animal in the animal kingdom, according to Ron McGill.
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Bevor wir zu Billys Idee auf Baseball-Selbstverletzung kommen, Greg Cody, hast du noch mehr Reheat-Football-Tipps, die du denkst, dass sie am Dienstag besser werden werden als die Spiele am Sonntag oder am Montag? Ich habe einen, den Michael Irvin mit Skip Bayless gesagt hat. Ich bin nicht ungesund da. Ist es unverantwortlich? Unverantwortlich. Ja.
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Er hat gesagt, dass es eine führbare Verletzung ist, dass die Ravens-Coaching-Staff Travis Kelsey zu 11 Rezeptionen auf 11 Tätigkeiten erlauben. Und ich denke, sie wollten es stoppen. Ich denke, alle versuchen, das zu stoppen, und es ist nicht etwas, das stoppbar sein würde, weil Travis Kelsey immer 100 Yards hat in jedem Spiel, den ich sehe, obwohl alle wissen, dass man ihn stoppen muss.
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Evidentiell können die Ravens-Tight Ends stoppt werden, weil ich das am Sonntag gesehen habe. Ich habe in meinem Leben nicht gesehen, dass Travis Kelsey stoppt wird, seit er Mahomes hatte.
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You can't. I understand, but he does and he did because he's the best we've ever seen. And I'm of the argument, like I understand how everyone arrives at these conclusions. Because Mike did it yesterday and Mike was doing a game planning critique that a ton of people were doing. Warum hat Baltimore nicht mehr den Ball gespielt?
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Aber ich denke an die Ravens als eine exzeptionell gespielte Organisation. Ich denke an John Harbaugh als nicht nur ein Champion, sondern auch als ziemlich klug. Und manchmal vertraust du deinem Team, besser zu sein als die anderen Jungs, was sie tun. Die Ravens nehmen den Mittelpunkt des Spiels weg und nehmen die Tiefspieler weg. Wegen ihrer Linebacker und wegen ihrer Sicherheit.
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They couldn't take away that one. They had to take away that one and it's a fireable offense because you lose if you want to make it a fireable offense. But I haven't seen the coach that can stop Travis Kelsey.
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So this is you previewing the Super Bowl, right? These are not reheated takes from two days ago.
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Mein Punkt ist, wenn du die Ravens bist, und du hättest nicht gewonnen, weil du vierte Quartal-Leads und alle Spiele verloren hast, Glaubst du deinen Jungs, dass sie gut sind, was sie gut gemacht haben? Oder nicht? Du änderst alles, was du tust. Du änderst alles, weil Travis Kelsey in die Stadt kommt. Und jetzt wirst du Patrick Mahomes in irgendeinem anderen Weg schießen, weil du, was?
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Double und Triple Team Travis Kelsey?
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Habt ihr die Meinung, dass Harbaugh nicht verstanden hat, dass er Kelsey in diesem Spiel schlagen musste? Dass es auf ihn ging?
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Mein Punkt, Stugac, nur damit die Leute verstehen, was mein Punkt ist, weil ich verstehe, wenn du mit dem Ergebnis arm bist, sind wir alle Experten. Und ich habe viele Analysen gehört, wie Mike Ryans, wo... People were saying everywhere, why didn't the Ravens run the ball more?
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It seems obvious to me in retrospect, having watched the game, that Spagnola's game plan was take away the tight ends and make Lamar Jackson beat you with his arm. They threw 40 times. But my question to the group here is the following. You think John Harbaugh is good at his job, yes? Yes. You think that organization is as good as any that there's been in football this century, yes? Yes.
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Wenn sie nicht den Ball runten können, und ich habe gestern gesagt, dass die Chiefs-Defense in den letzten fünf Wochen besser am Stoppen des Runs gewesen ist als jeder, ist es, weil John Harbaugh weniger weiß, was er da tut, als wir?
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Oder ist es, weil die Chiefs etwas weggezogen haben, das Sie nicht verstehen, weil wir, wenn wir das Spiel sehen, nicht die Sophistikation haben, was die Änderungen sein müssen. All we have is the criticism, once you've got the result.
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Du präsentierst den Superbowl mit all den Leuten und Spielern, die nicht im Superbowl sind.
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Agreed, agreed. My point is, when the offense has a bad day, Is it allowed to be because the defense did that to the offense, or does it always have to be their game plan was shit?
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But if you're going to say that, can you just parse for me the degrees on this? When you say, and you're right, Ravens Offense failed. Whatever they were scheming did not work. 10 points not enough. Chiefs score 17, you should be able to beat them. You guys are saying all the right things.
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I'm asking you to make the distinction between how much time you spend criticizing the game plan of people whose life's work is invested for many, many decades in making sure that they're prepared for that game...
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Und die einfachste Sache für uns ist, nach dem Ergebnis zu kommen und zu sagen, ihr wisst nicht, was ihr tut, und deshalb frage ich euch, wie viel ich den Ravens für ihre offensiven Verletzungen verurteile und wie viel ich sage, well, shit, McDuffie und Sneed sind kind of amazing. Die Dolphins haben versucht, das, was die Chiefs haben, zu bauen.
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Sie haben gesagt, wir haben Howard und Ramsey und wir machen Chubb, Chris Jones und... Und wir können es nicht. Wir haben keinen Weg, die Chiefs wieder zu erstellen. Was sie tun, ist offensichtlich etwas, was den Plan von Harbaugh beeinflusst hat. Und ich vertraue ihm, dass Harbaugh einen Plan hat.
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They would not have been favored.
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Detroit was a seven-point dog at San Francisco. They weren't going to be a favorite against Baltimore.
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No, I do know that. I know that as much as I know anything I've ever known. There are
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I heard Stugat saying that what he wants to do in Vegas next week is take Greg Cody along Radio Row with that book and just force him on Nasty Nestor on Morning Radio in Baltimore and force Greg Cody upon an assortment of radio enterprises.
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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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The hypothetical line provided by DraftKings on Baltimore-Detroit is Baltimore favored by three and a half. That's all, huh? We do know.
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Well, you don't know. It's a hypothetical. You don't know the reality. What's the line to kick off? What do they know? DraftKings?
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Can we go with the eggs? If a quarterback is injured. So now it's moved to, well, if Lamar Jackson was hurt, then maybe Detroit would be better.
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Greg, was ist der richtige Weg, die Eier so zu essen, wie du es gesagt hast?
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Das Problem damit ist, dass wenn du die Eierweiße isst, du keinen Geschmack bekommst. Du wartest für den Kauf und alles, was du tust, ist, Eierweiße zu essen, die so trocken sind, dass ich lieber nur ein bisschen Gelb in den Eierweißen, um es ein bisschen Geschmack zu geben, damit ich nicht fühle, als ob ich nur geprintetes Papier isse.
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Well, you guys tell me as Cubans there in the back row, do you...
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What I was going to ask the back row is what do you imagine is better to dip your pan con mantequilla in? The yolk or café con leche?
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I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
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We do have a lot of things to get to. Stugatz hasn't just discovered that the Suns might be good, but he's also discovered that Shannon Sharp is good at the take.
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Tony versucht, meine Aufmerksamkeit subliminär zu bekommen, mit seinem Things-to-Ponder-File. Wir werden das irgendwann sehen. Aber Ron McGill ist mit uns, wie er es hat. Unser längst stehender Gast, glaube ich. Sicherlich unser längst stehender, normaler Gast. The Pride of a Lion, das Buch, das er mit Greg Cody gemacht hat, bleibt ein Bestseller auf sehr obskuren Listen.
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We're having sex, baby.
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I have to get it notarized for sure, though.
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Like I said last segment, me and Stu locked in today. I'm pretty sure we both had the same visual of you giving a $700 steak to your dog. Yes. And just being like, I'm not going to eat this.
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Chris Cody's in hiding. I have no idea who that guy is.
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Would have been inconvenient if they packed for less and they had to go home and then go back.
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She's like leaning to the right, too. Super confident right there. That's incredible television.
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I got a bad case of Mervis.
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That director definitely Jeremy-style fist-pumped. After that cut. Right? The director was just like, yes.
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Do you? It's the best. It's always fun. What? I want it in other sports. I want, like, a punter to be the quarterback in the fourth quarter in, like, an NFL blowout.
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He paid for the tickets. To answer your question, Dan, if you are getting me face value tickets when only second market are available, that is a hookup. That is getting someone tickets, I would consider.
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You want to hear toughness? Let's hear toughness from yesterday's Senators-Leafs game.
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Checking notes, by the way, for the people listening. He's looking down at paper. He's like, number 11, number 7, number 42. They've got three minutes. And then number 11, number 14, number 72. They've got five-minute majors. We're going to play four-on-four.
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I think it's because of the year Tampa had. I don't think you're almost saying it like it's disrespect to Florida. I think a lot of people have the winner of this Florida Tampa series going all the way through the East. So I don't really take it. Tampa has just kind of been that hot team the second half of the season. So I'm not surprised people are going that way.
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It honestly makes me feel better. Like you were just saying, it's in a good spot. You don't want everyone picking you in hockey.
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He's right. Are we still getting things notarized? Is that still a thing? That was always a ridiculous thing. It's like, oh, let me go to my friend's mom's house who is a notary. My friend's mom is going to stamp this paper and now it's official? Yeah. Steven's mom? That's the difference here? Ha ha. Stupid process, always. My whole life, I'm just like, what?
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I have to get this signed by something official, courthouse? No, not a courthouse. Really? Just Jack's mom. Your whole life, huh? Somebody who's got ink in an office. Now I can do something. Now I can go on this field trip. Because this has been notarized.
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Look it up. Jeremy, I want to become a notary this week.
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I want to be a notary.
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It's a ridiculous thing. We can all agree. Is it? I think so.
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Kyle's mom's busy today, so you're going to have to get it notarized tomorrow. You know, you only get a four-year term as a notary. Wow.
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Down the middle. I will notarize both sides.
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I'm going to take every case individually. I'm going to really see what's what. Make sure my T's are crossed and my I's are dotted.
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This episode is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
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I have notarized this conversation.
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I'll do it. Maybe not by tomorrow, but sometime this week.
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It really is. Name something I got notarized that was really important in my life. Because I don't even remember. What shit did we have to get notarized? I got something notarized at my wife's school recently. That's right. My wedding thing.
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Recently, though.
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I mean, that's all right. I'll give you that one. But I was I feel like there was things in high school. I had to get shit notarized for like if I want to go on a field trip, if I want to play this sport.
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I just remember growing up. I had to do it multiple times. And every time I was like, why is my friend's mom stamping this thing?
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I don't remember. What are you? What did I have to get? You reminded me of the marriage. I guess that had to get notarized. I don't remember what shit I got notarized. I remember getting stuff notarized. I just don't remember what. To Dan's point, say what you want to say and say it clearly.
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It's an unnecessary exercise. They're useless. That's what you're saying. The most unnecessary of anything we do in society. We could do without it. If it just went away, notarized, notary, gone. So overrated. From existence. So overrated. Overrated. It's an underrated annoyance. Actually, but it's an underrated. It's a good point. What's another underrated annoyance? Locked in, Chris.
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What do you mean it's an underrated annoyance?
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But if I say these annoying things, you're not going to think of that. Unless you're in it and you need someone to notarize something. That's what I was saying about the tooth.
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The worst? You don't want to do it. Go get something notarized today. The worst? I'm going to hand you a piece of paper, and then you're going to go get it notarized. And that's going to make your day worse. That's true. It is. Do we have a notary in here? Kyle's mom is available today if you need, though. I can get her to notarize it for you.
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Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
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What a game.
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You know, we were discussing the Baseball Hall of Fame this past week, and let me tell you something. Ichiro, not a first ballot guy. CeCe Sabathia, not a first ballot guy. Ichiro, 70 some odd percent of his hits are singles. How about you sprinkle in a double? You know who is a first ballot Hall of Fame beer, though? Miller Lite. Miller Lite is brewed for taste.
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Mike, is Billy trying to convince you Notre Dame should lose?
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Right. Thank you. Yes. Right. He has the Golik family in mind. That's exactly right.
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Mike, are you worried about Marcus Freeman leaving your school?
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You know, Billy, it was interesting because Mike did not come down here for the Orange Bowl for the semifinal game. He is going to the national championship game. But I found it interesting that, you know, we were discussing whether or not Mike Golick wanted to stay over at your house, sleep on that couch right behind you.
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I thought Mike was a lock for for the Orange Bowl, but I think it was Billy's house that scared him away. So I don't know what happened, but it did happen.
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He's going to lay down on it now as he's laying down. I'm going to ask him a simple, comfortable dog. Yeah, he cares about you so much. He has a Chris Sims jersey, Mike, but you notice he doesn't have a Mike Golick senior jersey.
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Billy's playing like a champion today, got to be honest.
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We're supposed to have a special guest for Mike Golick. We're hoping that special guest appears here on God Bless Football. If he does, he does. If he doesn't, we will have to reschedule it. But since I have time and Billy's putting his bed back together. Oh, he is coming in here, Mikey?
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Okay. Golick, we will have you out of the time that you need to be out at. I promise you. I look forward to this guest. Well, it's a special guest.
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Yeah. You want to take a guess?
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Wouldn't that be something? We have someone coming on. Listen, I think he thinks, guys, that it's Andy Reid. Really? Yeah.
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Well, you weren't there.
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Right.
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Hey, there he is. This is the coach of our national champion.
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Because Notre Dame is headed in. We have the head coach.
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of Northern Illinois he is on with us right now the only team to have beaten Notre Dame he is the national champion their team or you're a bunch of national champions coach and here's why Mike we think they're the national champions and we're going to have coach kind of give us the keys to beating Notre Dame since his team is the only team that has beaten Notre Dame but not only did they beat Notre Dame not only did they beat Notre Dame on your field
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Notre Dame paid him $1.4 million to kick your ass. So he is a true national champion. Thomas Hammock joins us right now. Coach, are you with us? You're the national champions of Notre Dame beats Ohio State.
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Do you guys think that he's really happy? Do you think Mike in the moment was – Billy is questioning your sincerity.
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So, Coach, as the only team, as the only coach, only team who has beaten Notre Dame, please give Ohio State and Ryan Day the keys to beating this Notre Dame team. Yeah.
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Coach, so are you with us? Here's what I'm proposing, okay? If Notre Dame, okay, beats Ohio State, they win the national championship, okay? We think Notre Dame should have to go to Northern Illinois and play you guys. Do you agree with that, and do you think we can make that happen?
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OK, would the school be willing to give back the one point four million dollars to make this happen?
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Double or nothing.
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That'd be interesting. I'd be I'd consider raising the money to make this happen.
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Is he as good-looking in person as he is on TV?
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You should hang a banner, and we are willing. I am telling you right now, we will come up to you in Illinois, and we will throw you a parade. Are you interested in that? Golik, he'll be in. He'll be in. Wow, Golik, you will?
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Coach, what were you doing to James Franklin there? I mean, what happened?
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I mean, he made the comment about Marcus Freeman being 39 years old. James Franklin, who still hasn't won a big game against an AP top five team. He's won three more than I have in my career. What were you doing there? He took a shot at Marcus Freeman, his age. Like, James Franklin shouldn't be taking shots at anyone. That's what I said.
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Agreed. Well, Coach, thank you for doing this. It was fun. If you don't mind, this show will declare you as national champions if Notre Dame wins, whether you like it or not.
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I maintain beating a team that you shouldn't beat on their home field and collecting $1.4 million to do so is actually better than winning a national championship.
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Thank you.
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We appreciate you doing this and having some fun with us.
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Wow. It was an awful day for me. What a day Monday will be if you guys could take care of Ohio State, huh?
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All right. I'm torn now, man. Like, I'm with Billy on if Notre Dame wins, it's bad for the Golik family. And I desperately want to win Northern Illinois.
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Yeah, but suddenly Kyle Rudolph is walking down Radio Row, and he's doing the beef jerky diabetes thing.
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Thank you for doing this, Mike. We appreciate it. You got it, guys. God bless football. God bless football. Stu Gatz here for my friends over at Miller Lite. From fireside conversations to football Sundays, winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer.
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You know who is a first ballot Hall of Fame beer, though? Miller Lite. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the best one. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
6 und 4 oder 6 und 5, das ist nicht immer so, wie es letztes Jahr passiert ist. Dallas war da, als der OKC das ganze Jahr besser war. Aber du hast die Geschichte, die folgendes ist, Stugatz. Und ich kann nicht glauben, dass ich das sage.
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Stugatz. I want t-shirts made for this Panther Run. What could be this Panther Run? Our Panther Group Chat, we're not afraid of the lightning.
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Reggie Miller is a Hall of Famer, but Zaslo, do you know the story of the spot that Boog put me in with Reggie Miller?
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What I remember is Boog squeezing my knee. Squeezing my knee before asking Reggie Miller after I had said for months that he didn't deserve to be a Hall of Famer. In front of Reggie Miller. He asked me whether I thought Reggie Miller was a Hall of Famer. We'd done like two months worth of shows on it. Das war außerhalb von Versace vielleicht? Es war außerhalb von Versace.
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Eli Manning kam zu früh. Matt Leiner trank zu viel und war im Hot Tub. Zu früh auch.
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Ja. Oh, Roy, you don't remember? Yeah, no, it was, and he squeezed my hand. So good. And Boog's got, people don't understand this, like one of the things about Kawhi Leonard that's so amazing is his hands are stronger than anybody else's in the NBA. Boog's hands?
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Nicht überraschend. Aber es ist Catcher's Mitz und wenn er dein Knie drückt, wird dein Knie viel kleiner als seine Hand. Es ist, als ob er von einem Backofen drückt. Sehr hart. Und er drückt mein Knie, als er das zu mir macht. Reggie Miller hat... Ich sitze unten und Reggie Miller hat seine Hand auf meinem Schulter. Und das ist, was passiert.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
Du wirst entweder einen Champion haben, der für das erste Mal die Champions League gewonnen hat, als die Liga über Stefan LeBron überwacht, oder es wird der Knicks sein. Und das sind gute Chancen, wenn du versuchst, die Liga zu verkaufen und zu sagen, oh, Tatum ist raus, aber Anthony Edwards, würdest du gerne der Mann sein?
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Nur alleine mit einem Zylinder.
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You gotta lie there, Dan. Just lie to him. After months of being on the radio.
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Yeah, that would be who I am. That's who you know me to be.
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It was a death grip. You've got Minnesota Stugatz playing OKC and generally speaking Wenn ein Team 68 Spiele gewinnt und diesen Punkt-Differenzial hat, werden sie nicht von jemandem gewonnen. Die Basketballer, die das sehen, sagen, wenn sie Top-5 Offense, Top-5 Defense haben, werden sie euch in jeder Weise gewinnen. Niemand kann das machen. Und sie haben es nur mit Jokic gemacht.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
Was niemand Jokic tun kann. Und wenn er nicht quittet, am Ende verstehst du, wie die Räder einfach wegfallen, von dem, was in Denver drei Jahre lang war, was Boston drei Jahre lang mit kompetiert hat. Und die Teile beginnen zu zerfallen, Stugatz.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
Wenn du über die Kosten von diesem Ding sprichst, Kevin Durant und seine Achilles, wenn drei oder vier Jahre von diesem kompetitiven Basketball, Aaron Gordon sagt heute, Ich würde es wirklich, wirklich genießen, wenn es ein paar Tage zwischen den Spielen und den Playoffs gäbe, anstatt jeden anderen Tag. Das Produkt der Spiele würde viel besser sein.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
Du würdest einen höheren Basketball-Niveau sehen, wahrscheinlich weniger Schüsse. Aaron Gordon, er ist wichtig für sie. Und er spielt verletzt und die Körper werden nicht nach drei oder vier Jahren davon halten. Und du kannst Jokic zerstören, aber Gott sei Dank, diese Defense.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
Es ist jung und hungrig und hat das Herzbruch von letztem Jahr, weil das Team es letztes Jahr wirklich wollte und nicht bereit war. Es wurde von einem Minnesota-Team gewonnen, das immatuerlich ist und nicht als Favorit gewinnt. OKC ist der Favorit jetzt, sie haben 68 Spiele gewonnen, sie sind viel besser als alle anderen. Wenn sie keine Schmerzen haben, sollte das Team zum Titel skaten.
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Aber random, Drei, junges Team, Brunson. Du kannst dich in ein paar lustige Vielleichts befassen, weil es weniger prädiktiv ist, als es war. Und das ist, weshalb die NBA zurück ist. Because this has been really predictable for a long time and it should be fun to see the transition of power. Almost Boston getting knocked out.
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I know it's not great because you like the history of Boston and Boston's a big market. Yeah, but you get the Knicks. Yeah, but opening it up to New York, this is how you scrub. We've been talking about just Steph and LeBron for 15 years. We need some new stories.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
No, it's seven different champs in seven years. It's the first time that's ever happened. Ever. A reigning champion hasn't made it past the second round since 2019. That's crazy. Aber der Sport hat sich verändert, die Drei hat sich verändert, alles. Und es wird sowohl den Sport zerstören, als auch zurückbringen, denn die Spiele werden das Wichtigste sein.
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Und auch, wie werden wir es interessant machen, wenn die Verteidigung das Wettbewerb gewinnt? Weil OKC, was sie gerade mit dem MVP gemacht haben, war wie ein Pack von Hunden, die einen Elefanten fressen. Wie werden junge Leute sogar den MVP fressen? Ein Schuss in die zweite Halbzeit, willst du mit dem Horsen sein?
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
Und Aaron Gordon ist nicht falsch, wenn er sagt, man, du hast gesehen, wie gut das Basketball in der Bubble war, oder? Wenn wir abgestanden sind, wenn es nicht uns, wie... Leute, hört mal, Kumpel. Die Grenzen des menschlichen Bodies machen es so, dass die besten Athleten der Welt nicht alle Minuten in einem Basketballspiel spielen können. Sie brauchen Abstand.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
The jumping and running and hitting your hands on the rim and landing create joint stuff with the flights, their giant bodies. The luxury hotels are sometimes great and often they're too big to sleep comfortably because they're 7'7". Und es ist keine normale Sache, in der Welt zu sein. Ich verstehe, dass wir die Lohnmanagement lustig machen, aber Aaron Gordon sagt es einfach so.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
In der Bubble, wir hassen es, wir konnten nirgendwo gehen. Aber du hast gesehen, wie gut der Basketball war, weil die besten Athleten in der Welt nicht von dem Versuch, zum nächsten Spiel, zum nächsten Abend, in der nächsten Stadt, gebrochen waren.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
Aber was für einen Preis? Durant ist noch nie der gleiche gewesen, als er gegen den Achilles gewonnen hat. Es gibt eine Kurzzeit, um da rauszukommen, weil die Stöße so hoch sind, dass Julius Randle den Rest seines Lebens nicht mehr schießen kann. Es gibt keine Voraussetzungen. Die Liga verändert sich immer. Julius Randle, wenn er all die Dinge sein will, die er gewünscht hat,
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
Hier ist eine Chance. Hier ist die Chance als Unterhüter. Und du musst nur Nummer zwei fahren. Du musst nicht einmal der beste Nummer zwei sein, der es je gewesen ist, Giannis. Du könntest nur Nummer zwei für Anthony Edwards sein. Und wenn du das Team auslöst, was ich nicht glaube, dass sie es können. Ich glaube, sie werden vermutet werden und sie werden Tonnen und Tonnen von Dreien schießen.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
This is an interesting one though, because when, as Aslo is saying, we always overlook this one. Health is so important. The Timberwolves are 30-6 in the last 36 games that Julius Randle has played. 30-6. And the Pacers haven't, they've lost five times in two months. Das betrifft die Playoffs. Das ist gut, oder? Das ist ziemlich gut, ja. Seit Januar sind es 46-14.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
You can't get nine shots off in a game seven best offensive player ever. Get out of here. Okay, he's tired. So was Jordan, he had the flu. Okay, he took a couple of years off as well. He took a couple of years off. He had the flu. Yeah, but he won a bunch of them and then came back with the flu, yes. But again, Jokic, wonderful.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
So the Knicks are favored in that series and I understand that New York is feeling itself, but because? Well, they're the 3C.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
The only reason I'm bringing it up is because if we're doing the sliding scale of randomness in the 3-point age and I'm throwing health into the mix because of course Minnesota advances because Steph got hurt. I don't know if Minnesota should have or would have advanced if Steph and Jimmy Butler were hurt.
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Hour 1: The Hall of Nine Seconds
So, okay, they're healthier, but I'm saying when Julius Randle is healthy, Minnesota is 30-6, and the Pacers have lost five times in two months, and some of those games are against Cleveland in the postseason. Like, they were going to Cleveland and winning at Cleveland. Like, the Pacers, I understand that they only had 50 wins this season, but they all came when they were healthy toward the end.
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And so, like, whatever the Knicks are favored by, it shouldn't be very much, and a feel-good story will collapse in a heap if it becomes the Pacers. Like, when Stugatz is saying, Good luck with that Pacers on the refereeing in these games. Like you thought Halliburton's dad was bad last round. Warte, bis der Garten zu ihm kommt und sein Sohn keine Anrufe bekommt!
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Es gibt keinen anderen Villen, oder?
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Es gibt keinen anderen Villen, oder? Nein, ich liebe die Halliburton-Story.
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Warte mal. Leute, Leute, Leute. 25 Jahre von Nick's Basketball haben sich verdächtig gemacht, wo es nur Larry Johnson und Jeremy Lin und nichts anderes gab.
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Okay, es gab nichts anderes für einen Vierteljahr. Aber was habe ich in der Mitte davon verpasst? Und es gab keine Stöcke, die ziemlich gut fühlten. Oh, da ist Trey Young für einen Moment. Gehen wir in den Madison Square Garden nicht fürchtet. Halliburton geht in New York, unbefreundet, mit Reggie Miller, der die Spiele ruft. Ich weiß, New York fühlt sich.
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Aber er ruft die Spiele. Gibt es für ihn.
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Stugatz, es wird nicht so sein wie bei dir und mir. Er ruft die Spiele. In den großen Momenten, er ist seine Stimme.
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Du solltest einen Simul-Cast gegen Reggie Miller machen, der sich selbst die Spiele zu Hause ruft. Mehr Arbeit? Ich habe das Heat auf etwas gearbeitet. Gerichte tief in der Heat-Organisation haben mir gesagt, dass sie deine Audition-Tape gefunden haben für ihre Post-Game-Pre-Game-Show.
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This is how, man, I don't think people totally understand how competitive these human beings are. You're fighting the world for money. No one saw Jokic coming. Stugat says he's a bum, get more than nine shots. Or he just got eaten up by youth because that team plays defense better than anyone in the sport and also can score. And you just saw him get tired.
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But you just said you could do it as well as Reggie Miller.
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I do it in my house. That's color. That's different.
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Zaslow also auditioned for that, didn't you?
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How'd you do? That's the job that went to Will Manso?
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His name should be Will Handsome. Will Hanso? Will Hanso ist noch besser. Das ist ein guter Televise-Nick. Ich wollte den Job. Will Hanso. Warst du gut? Ich hatte keine Erfahrung.
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Ich glaube, du warst da mit dem selben Bravado, wie du in alle Situationen gehst.
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Er hat es gut gemacht. Er hat es gut gemacht. Er hat es gut gemacht. Er hat es gut gemacht. Er hat es gut gemacht. Danke. Und Greg Cody ist auch mit dem Thema verletzt. Aber das ist Stugatz, nachdem er auf dem Fernsehen sagte, er könnte ein Play-by-Play-Mann für den Major League Baseball sein. Das ist Stugatz' erste Fourette in einem Marlins-Spiel.
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Warte mal. Ist er zurückgegangen? Logan Morrison war auf der ersten Hälfte und Martinez schlug zurück in die erste Hälfte. Richtig? Das war das, was passiert war.
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In the second half he was done because Durant quit Golden State. LeBron went to Cleveland. After four years, it's hard. It's hell. The Celtics have been at this for four years and Tatum just blew a wheel. It's hard to keep this pace for four years because of how competitive the people are. But now you've got New York and this is the part that's the great storyline. Are you kidding me?
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Was there anyone in third? Was it runners on first and third or were there two runners on first?
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Okay, one more time. Let me hear this.
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I think that's what happened too. But the picture you painted. So we're clear. It can't be whatever. It's not whatever. Thank you. Paint your own picture. It can't be whatever is exactly right.
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It is for me. Ich habe Logan Morrison auf der ersten Basis stehen. Ich habe Martina, die nach vorne zurückfliegt, auf der ersten Basis, aber auch Martina ist auf der dritten Basis. Also sind wir klar.
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Tony, es war der dritte Spiel eines Tages. Und es war nicht Jinn, es war nur Stugatz. It was thought. It's how thought came out because he had his joke set up and there's the crack of the bat and I'm not going to end. Let me get my joke off. Now Martinez is at both third and first and sliding into one.
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We have another clip. I want to talk about something else in basketball today, Stugatz, as we talk about stories and narratives and how things become popular and how you sit and watch history as it unfolds. Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark have started something that I haven't quite seen since Magic and Bird. And Magic and Bird didn't seem to hate each other.
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But what is interesting about what's happening there, you guys give me the other two athletes that have come in at the same time and are sort of elbowing each other for space at the start of something, personality-wise, and you can know they don't like each other, and on top of that, are doing the race dynamics of the day different than Magic and Bird did them. Because Magic and Bird...
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Alle waren sehr glücklich, dass Magic so schuldig war, wie er war, während der gesamten Zeit, als die Liga explodierte, weil Magic's Lächeln und all die Dinge, die Larry Bird war und ist, warum Indiana so wichtig ist für Basketball, wie es es macht. Und es passiert wieder. Except Angel Reese doesn't do it the way Magic Johnson's gonna do it.
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Lovable underdog and it's going to be the best?
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And now there's a sharpened edge on all of it that's even more interesting, I think, than Magic and Bird palling around in the sneaker commercials. Now it's like, oh, everyone here is cutthroat and they really don't like each other. And Angel Reese is carrying with her some of the, hey, white basketball player, black basketball players, built black. Yes. Yes.
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Weil kulturell weiße Leute den Sport, den Amerikaner lieben, nicht dominieren. Oder Florida dominiert den Sport, den Kanadier lieben. Aber in der WNBA passiert etwas, das genau das ist, was du brauchst. Es ist eigentlich Fieber, nicht Sparx. Oh wow.
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Habt ihr noch einen anderen Kommentar?
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Jeremy, hier ist die Sache, fair genug, aber du musst nicht entscheiden, was die Rennwahl ist. Nicht sie? Nein, alles, was um sie herum passiert. Okay, also du. Nein, nicht ich auch. Nicht ich.
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Ich denke, dass ich entscheiden kann, ob es eine Rennwahl ist.
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Denk an den Mann, den du getradet hast.
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Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You might not know where the foreigner is playing, Di Vincenzo. Even though he's from Delaware or somewhere, but I called him the foreigner because I thought he was Italian.
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You may not know where he is playing right now, but if you're going to call out Reggie Miller, look at a camera and do it from the old sparks of... Look, last week, can you get me the sound? Stugatz wasn't here, but we've created a couple of new call letters here to celebrate New York. He celebrated this with us last year when we did this. when we did WFAT.
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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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And now Boston is gone. We haven't enjoyed that nearly enough today. Boston is gone, but last week we created these call letters.
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Tony, your speed is still off on that. I have to wait for the actual thing to happen. Let's try it again. Let's do WDEI again to celebrate Boston Radio real quick. WDEI! But if you're going to talk to Reggie Miller, look at that camera. Was that from Batman and Robin? It sounds like it. It's public domain. It's not the highest end of entertainment.
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Wittingham, the Knicks are lovable. They are. Four guys on the ice now. It hurts me to say it, but I have... You like them, huh? I mean, it's hard not to, right? I like them. They've got the smallest player on the court. But he's got the biggest balls. Thank you. Halliburton's got some big balls, too. Okay, a ball off? Huge balls off. Okay, we're gonna do a huge balls off.
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Jalen Brunson ist der kleinste Spieler auf dem Platz. Und New York fühlt sich wie ein Unterhund an. Es ist alles verrückt. Es ist alles auf der Seite. New York fühlt sich nie wie ein Unterhund an. Und, wie ich letzte Woche gesagt habe, nichts zählt in einer Stadt wie diesem Sport. Wenn du sagst, MSG und das Spiel im Herzen der Stadt. Nicht mal die Rangers tun, was die Knicks tun.
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Alright, Woody, get out of here.
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Hast du den Jungen gesehen? Ich brauche Witty, um hier rauszukommen. Geh' raus, Witty! Er ist unverletzbar geworden. Zaslow, du hast ihn nicht stark genutzt. Er ist offensiv. Er ist offensiv, ja. Zaslow ist enttäuscht. Zaslow, du hast Wittingham mitgebracht. Du bist ein Südafrikaner.
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You have no sense of history. None. You have no sense of history. You have no sense of grace. You have no sense of decorum or decency. You're a foul, foul fraud.
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Good talking to you. Nice seeing you. Reggie Miller, Stugatz, here's your chance.
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Die Smirnoff-Kompanie, New York, New York. Ich werde versuchen, mich besser zu bewegen während dieser Hockey-Playoffs. Du denkst, wir wären besser dabei, nach ein paar Jahren Praxis. Wir sind es nicht. Es war viel Hockey, zu viel Hockey. Ich verstehe deine Rage. Roy ist noch auf der Bühne. Zaslow hat seit 1-0 letzte Nacht gelacht. Ja.
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Hold on a second. I'm going to set you up. Hold on a second. I was going. I know. Hold on. I want to set the platform for you. The Knicks before Jalen Brunson, 8 playoff wins in 20 years. The Knicks with Jalen Brunson, 21 playoff wins in 3 years. What is happening now ist eskaliert, dass deine Eltern und Großeltern daran erinnern, als die Pacers und die Knicks einmal gespielt haben.
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Und es war unglaublich. Larry Johnsons Schuss erhebt sich immer noch auf 25 Jahre Verletzung. Weil es noch nie so viel gearbeitet hat. Larry Johnson hat damals gegen Indiana einen 4-Punkte-Spiel gespielt und Reggie Miller hat all seine Ehre von den Knicks verloren. Alles. Das ist also, was Reggie Miller gesagt hat, nachdem er das letzte Jahr die Knicks-Pacer-Serie genannt hat.
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Der langweilige Pacer wird jedes Spiel dieses Jahres für TNT genannt.
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So there may be a little bit of like... Quote, this is why I can't stand the Knicks. They're frontrunners. They think they're God's gift to basketball. End quote. That's Reggie Miller, who will be broadcasting the games.
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Put it on the poll. Should Reggie Miller be in the hall of nine seconds? So should you. Thank you. Patino as well. You're giving me nine, huh?
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Also, how she would describe me.
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Seit 1-0 gestern Nacht kann man nicht den Lächeln aus seinem Gesicht holen. Und Tony ist so involviert, dass er sich auf einen Backup-Goalie aus einigen Jahren aufgeregt hat. Es hat Südflorida übernommen. Aber Basketball, und ich weiß nicht, ob ihr es in dieser Art und Weise gemacht habt, denn Basketball kann dieses Jahr ziemlich prädiktiv sein, aber jetzt ist es plötzlich nicht so, weil...
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Der größte Comeback ihres Lebens. Wer ist dieser Bizz? Wer ist er? Ich weiß es nicht, aber er ist ein Thief. Er ist ein Thief. Er ist ein Thief.
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We will quiz him in a moment. Let's figure out the game show in a second. It's fun for the entire family. Let's quiz him and ask him questions in a moment. But I just want to read you guys some stats because 75 shot attempts are the most allowed by any team this season through two periods, regular season and playoffs. It's crazy.
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Is that what's happening? Put it on the poll, Juju, at Levitard Show. When you're on mushrooms, does everyone look like Coach K? Because he came back talking like it was being John Malkovich, the movie, that everywhere he went in Vegas, everyone looked like Coach K. But to be fair, That's kind of what Vegas is. Yeah.
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Du hast, okay, das ist der größte Niveau eines Losses in der NHL-Historie. Es ist für den vorherigen Rekord eingeführt. Sie haben lange Hockey gespielt. Du verlierst nicht Game 7 zu Hause so. Ich habe es nie gesehen. Ich weiß nicht, wann das letzte... Es ist einmal passiert. Du erinnerst dich nicht, ich konnte es dir nicht sagen. Ich habe es nie gesehen. Was war es, 1912?
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Wie lange ist Hockey-Historie? So lange wie Eis gebrochen ist, sieht man nie ein Game 7 so aus, als wenn einer der Teams zu Hause ist.
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Suspiciously dark hair, trying to be younger when in their 80s. And gambling the rest of their life away.
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Hockey startete im November 1917. Okay, so tell me the last time. This was tied for the largest loss at home ever. And this is what brings me to the greatest part of these gold calls. I'm telling you, Stugatz, because... I've never been able to do this before.
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I've never had this confidence that I know what I'm watching is top of the game excellent, that it doesn't matter that Toronto was better in this regular season because the Panthers are best at the hockey stuff that works this time of year. We learned it. They changed the whole blueprint because the Capitals, what they just did in the playoffs, that happened. zu den Panthers.
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Following the dead. Oh, Coach K. The thing that's the coolest, Stugatz, we should just start the show, because we're a hockey town that wins all the big games. Yes.
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Das funktioniert nicht in den Playoffs.
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Und so, während ich hier sitze und ich habe alle Technologien für mich verfügbar, die Weise, wie ich den Hockey-Spiel hören möchte, ist die Weise, wie ich Hockey in diesem Markt gelernt habe, auf unserer Radio-Show, weil Randy Moeller dieses Team auf der Radio liebte, wenn niemand es hörte, weil es eine lustige kleine Sache in der Stadt war, die die Verkaufsarbeit nicht machen konnte, wie Verlängerung nach Verlängerung.
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I learned to love it on the radio somehow, which is ridiculous. It's not any good on the radio.
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Thank you. Well, I feel like it's like Mike Ryan's reading. I was reading the audio book, but listening to it. Ich fühle mich, als ob die Radio das gut macht. Das ist einer der Gründe, warum ich Radio liebe. Das ist der Grund, warum ich höchst wichtigere Spiele höre. Ich habe Zaz hier gestern gesagt, ich hoffe, dass die Panthers 1-0 holen.
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Denn dann hörst du den Schmerz durch das Audio, wenn du nichts anderes beobachtest. Keine Distraktionen. Und so entscheide ich, via YouTube und einem dieser Streamer, der nur ein Radio-Kall macht. Ich höre die Toronto-Broadcaster dieses Spiel an.
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Und was ich nach ihrer Schmerzen höre, was großartig ist, ist die Stille, die nachher kommt und der Sturz, dass diese Verlierer wissen, dass sie verlieren werden.
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Those losers know they're going to lose. They know the Swamp owns them, owns their country. They know that Florida owns hockey there the last 10 years. And all they do in this situation is lose this game every time. And you can feel it in the building and you can feel it in the audio.
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It did happen in my lifetime. Again, this was before radio and hockey and I fell in love with the sport. I want you to listen to the murmur and this extends through that garden all the way through the country. It burns through their forests. They wake up sick today. They know they're losers. The swamp owns them.
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Und hört auf den Sturz in der Arena, wenn sie nicht anrufen oder weggehen, weil sie das auch tun. Weil, wenn es 3 zu 0 ist, weiß jeder da, warum bin ich hier für das Guillotine? Wie, werde ich einfach in dieser Schmerz sitzen? Hört auf den Sturz nach diesen Toren.
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Brad Marchand is now second all time in postseason points against the Maple Leafs. Second all time. History of the franchise behind only Gordie Howe.
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Kannst du das, Chris, zu sagen, als das ultimative Kompliment? Er ist großartig. Du hast versucht, die Phrase zu artikulieren, und du hast einfach in der Mitte deines Satzes verabschiedet.
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Es funktioniert wirklich.
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Eigentlich weiß er, was er hier macht. Wieder mit diesem Narzissismus. Wir sind der Grund, warum sie gewinnen. Wieder. Das ist richtig. Nein, ich meine, es ist nur assonant.
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Ich meine, er hilft ihnen. Okay, schau. Ich glaube, Mike Ryan hat diese Position strategisch genommen, weil er die Panthers so schlecht gewinnen will, dass er den ultimen Versuch machen wird, dass er der Jesus des Hockey ist. Er wird ständig falsch und stöberlich falsch als Content die ganze Zeit sein.
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Und wenn er am Ende am stärksten falsch ist, wird er feiern, weil Marchand in der Stanley Cup-Final von Game 7 gewonnen hat. Mit dem Ziel, ihnen die Saison zu geben. Und er wird dann gewonnen, obwohl er der lauteste, falscheste Verlierer von hier durch Kanada ist.
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Well, they've been looking. I felt bad for the producers today because they have spent the last two hours mining through the rubbish that is the sound from us at the Clevelander when Chris Whittingham, after Huberto was traded, quit the Panthers forever.
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I just, I can't believe that Chris Whittingham would show his face in public. Listen, pal. No, that's part of it, yes. Condescending Paul Maurice is one thing. Again, Paul Maurice's record since Whitty said that, 27-0 anytime he has a lead after a period.
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Yeah, you did. You don't get away with that. Everyone needs to know that.
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Whittingham should not show his face in public after that, but also to be condescended by anybody with a listen pal is one thing. For that bespectacled polysyllabic broadcasting foof with his gelled hair to hit you with a listen pal as if he knows more hockey than you just because he's 30 years old and a child prodigy who gets to call soccer games.
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Whittingham is the most wrong anyone has ever been about hockey. Do you understand that?
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He called Giannis a number two. Yes, he did call Giannis a number two.
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I want to nominate this right here. I want to play it again and nominate this right here as a Hall of Famer all time wrong take. There are others, but in the history of the show and the history of spoken words, given that I'm coming in here today and I'm saying, oh my God, the Panthers have the best thing. They have the most excellent thing. It's not temporary.
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Sie werden das zu dir machen und ich habe die Aufmerksamkeit, das auf dem Radio zu hören zu lassen, weil ich weiß, dass ich Silenzen genießen werde. Denn sie sind besser als du bei diesem Art von Hockey, auch wenn sie den Rest der regelmäßigen Saison schlechter sind als du. Und Wittingham, wiederum, sie verletzen Spaß, wie wir letztes Jahr gesagt haben. War das nicht großartig?
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Sie sind in der Runde für 90 Sekunden, McDavid ist vor dem Nett, der Puck kommt nicht raus. Wir wissen, dass der Puck nicht rauskommt, aber Spaß wurde da verletzt.
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I want to get to this most wrong take and I want other nominees in our show's history. I've got a couple. But the idea, Stugatz, that they're, I'm going to say it again, because it's equally ridiculous. 12 goals by 12 players, not named Kacovic or Barkov. Das wäre so verrückt für mich als zwölf Tore von 13 Spielern. Und keine von denen sind Kacuk oder Barkov. Das ist nicht sinnvoll für mich.
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Zwölf Tore von zwölf Spielern in den wichtigsten Spielen deiner Saison.
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Ich habe auch gesagt, dass er verletzt ist. Ich habe auch gesagt, dass er verletzt ist. Ich habe auch gesagt, dass er verletzt ist. Du bist der Typ, der... Roy sollte der Typ sein. Nein, aber alle von euch sind jetzt Ärzte. Du bist jetzt Ärzte und du bist der Typ, der auf dein Telefon schlägt und sagt, er ist zu verletzt, um da draußen zu sein.
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Aber als Judge, willst du ein Regeln auf das machen?
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Do you guys want to quiz Tony now? Do you guys have an assortment of questions to ask Tony? Roy, did you come up with any game show music that could support whatever it is that Zaslow is doing here?
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You did not? You just stared straight ahead, grinning maniacally because the hockeys have you intoxicated and made you forget to do your job.
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Okay, so you're just sitting there smiling.
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Roy's day, man. So, Roy, okay. You know what? I'm sorry. You know what? I made this mistake during the last hockey playoffs where Roy was at the elbow room with the cup and I was yelling at him. So I'm not going to make the same mistake this time. Thank you.
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Roy, the floor is yours, but while you're talking about whatever it is that you would like to say about the Panthers, can somebody please get me game show music so I can play the hot new game of Tony gets quizzed by Stu Gottsen's ass because someone's executive producing the show instead of just smiling at me because the Panthers have him drunk with power.
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So please, Roy, you were not scared. I texted you, you're scared and you're like, nope, we had it even more. We is what you said. As soon as Drake made that giant bet, I believe you were taunting Drake on X. Yes, I was.
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Nobody likes this fanbase. Nobody likes this team. They are the murderers of fun. Everyone hates this show. This conversation of swaggering around. I told you so. We're the baddest and the best because you beat the Leafs. And what cometh this way is scary. Canada's only got one chance, but I'm scared of it. What, Winnipeg? Nein, nicht Winnipeg. Oh, das war eine Geschichte. Mark Scheifele.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
The Grateful Dead has gotten him. A lot of you have been asking, where is Stugatz? And we thought he was going to be here all last week. But when The Grateful Dead ransack him, he will see a thousand Krzyzewskis across a thousand desert miles for a thousand days. So much shoe polish. And we've lost him. And so he hasn't been paying attention to sports.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
And I'm going to say just generally the last four years of Mushrooms has fried what little remained of his brain.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Thank you, Jeremy. You're going to have to leave as well.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Give me time. I'm going to figure out this radio game. The Soundboard. What? We're a podcast?
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
We have our music ready. But I love Roy just grinning maniacally in the middle of this and just forgetting to do his job. And I wish, can we get him a crown or something? Because I really do want to do this better than I did it last year. I failed Roy. I owe Roy a public and private apology. Because he was at the elbow room and the trophy was there and I was yelling at him.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
shirtless, hammered and pink.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Such an annoying show. And Carolina, you should be scared of Carolina. Admit you should be scared of Carolina. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it. We swept them to you before.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Okay, and he will be confident. Wenn es das Show wird, wird niemand...
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
But you know the show they do like? The most wrong take in the history of this show. Roy's just smiling at me again. He's not doing his job.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
I owe the champion Florida Panthers an apology. I am a coward. I was scared of a Game 5 and Game 7 in Canada. And today South Florida gets to feel pretty good because Those hockey losers who invented the sport in Canada never get to win that game. The game is now won in a swamp.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
In a swamp. Okay, Roy, nobody likes that guy. All you've got by way of hello is I told you so.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
I will tell you why I don't like that guy. Make fun of Wilbon and Kornheiser for this. They now do a show where it's just old men and it shouldn't be called Pardon the Interruption anymore. It should just be I got that right. Und, you know, they go four for ten and they don't mention the six they got wrong. Now, you were not afraid, admittedly. Roy was not in any way afraid.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
We'll get to his thoughts in a moment. But those goal calls we played, they had the best part missing. I again listened to the game this way, Stugatz, because I have not felt this kind of sports excellence down here in my lifetime, except when the University of Miami football team had all the first round pick. und wenn der Miami Heat LeBron, Wade und Bosh hatte.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Aber dieses Team, ich meine, Paul Maurice ist jetzt 27-0 in den Playoffs, wenn er eine Führung nach jedem Zeitpunkt hat.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Das ist nicht der verrückteste Stat, den ich heute für dich habe.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
And it's true. It is true. Anytime they lead after a period, they win the playoff game. A period? A period. Sorry, thank you, Zaz. I did that incorrectly.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Es ist der größte Kompliment, den Chris lesen muss. Und wie sein Vater, er hat mehr Informationen erhalten, weil er etwas gehört hat, es nicht glauben konnte und es dann veröffentlicht hat. Ich werde nicht lügen. Ich bin zurückgegangen.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Okay, gib mir den Statt des Tages für einen Sekunden. Ich werde dir einen von gesterns Game geben, aber wir haben nicht die beste Part von diesen Zielrufen gespielt.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Was für eine Überraschung. I believed him for a moment. Of course you did.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Well, somebody did look it up, we should be crediting them. Instead, we're stealing it, not crediting them, and you're not even looking it up. Ladies and gentlemen, Journalism. Chris Cody, learn from his father.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Okay, there's so many stats off this game, Stugatz. Aber letzte Nacht, okay, um diese Serie auszupunkten und das Loser-Franchise so zu beenden. Wow. Die Florida Panthers.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Aber sie sind es. Sie sind historische Loser. Sie spielen das Spiel. Wenn sie es tun, verlieren sie es immer. Und niemand verliert es immer so. Das passiert nicht zu Hause. Aber sie wussten, was passieren wird. Sie wussten, nach dem ersten Tor, wie es gehen würde. Toronto ist eine Sad-Sack-Franchise von 0-7 in all den Spielen, die zählen. Das ist nicht die gute Staffel. Das ist die gute Staffel.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
In den letzten Spielen hatte man die Florida Panthers, die Champions, in der Situation, dass sie 2-3 auf der Straße gewinnen mussten. Sie waren ein Overtime-Tor von 3-0 runter. Sie waren ein Overtime-Tor von Schluss. Und dann haben sie auf der Straße gewonnen. und 2 aus 3 in Toronto gewonnen haben. Und wir können sagen, ihr habt die Jungs gesehen. Sie wollten es glauben.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Sie wollten es glauben, dass sie ein Overtime-Goal waren, von 3-0 hoch zu kommen und die Champions-League zu entwerfen. Nachdem das passiert ist, The Florida Panthers didn't merely score 12 goals and outscore the Toronto 12-4.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Yeah. But not so many goals. Like, that'd be one thing. What if I gave you odds on what I'm about to say? What odds do you think if I told you right as Game 5 was beginning, here's what's going to happen. The Panthers are going to get 12 goals. They're going to all be from 12 different players. And none of them are going to be named Kachuk or Barkov.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
What kind of odds do you think you'd get on that? 12 goals, 12 different players, none of them are Barkov or Kachuk. That's nuts! Like that's a depth that makes this year's Panthers team better than the last two. Because at the end what you've got finishing Toronto is the greatest Toronto finisher of all time. Marchand is now 5-0 against them in elimination games. They're 0-7 in their last game.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Das geht zurück zu 2013. Und die am meisten erstaunlichste Sache, die gestern geschehen ist, warum Mike Ryan heute nicht hier ist, dieser Verrückter. Nach dem Spiel hat Paul Murray gesagt, ich habe ihn gewohnt. Er hat eine starke Worte, aber ich wusste ihn nicht. Er ist das Gegenteil der Person, die ich gedacht habe. Und dann hier ist der Quote. Er ist ein wundervoller Mensch.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Es ist das schockierendste, was in den letzten drei Spielen passiert ist. A goal and two assists for Marchand and he punctuates it by stabbing that country in the heart. It's got to make them crazy that it's a swamp in Carolina.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Wo bist du, Mike Ryan? Ich hab's dir gesagt. Er ist versteckt. Er ist versteckt. Das war nur eine Begegnung von Stugatz' Rückkehr, Leute. Wo ist er? Er ist gerade reingekommen, er ist eingestiegen und das ist, wie er gesagt hat, guten Morgen. Er ist wie Vegas, der Wind. Ich erinnere mich nicht, wo ich war, aber ich werde es dir sagen. Pretty sure Coach K was with the dead too.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Nobody likes I told you so guy. Sorry. Roy is I told you so guy. We have established that.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Stugatz, können wir zusammen sagen, dass ich dich so ausgesprochen habe? Du würdest wirklich der Host sein, wenn ich dich so ausgesprochen hätte. Ich habe Roy nach dem ersten Zeitpunkt getext. Und vor dem Rekord, wenn du nicht weißt, worüber wir reden, und du das Spiel nicht gesehen hast, du hast Toronto zu Hause.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Und die beste Part von diesen Tor-Kollegen ist das, was ich für dich in einem Moment spielen werde, weil sie es ausgedruckt haben. Und es ist einfach unglaublich. Aber... Diese Leute kennen Hockey. Also, wenn sie 75 Schüsse in zwei Perioden sehen, denken sie sich, oh mein Gott, wir waren total glücklich in dem ersten Perioden.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Und das ist ein Aufschlag von, wir werden die Goalies Nippel zerstören, weil 75 Schüsse eine Insanität sind.
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Stugatz, I don't want to think about the noises that you made. What's worse, an I told you so off or Tony, who just got here, now claiming he's the good luck charm?
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Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose
Ich mag es nicht, wenn unser Show dieser Typ wird. Aber es funktioniert, Dan.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
of a preview for the 30 for 30.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
That's good work by that card guy. His handler there doing some good teamwork. Excellent handling. I don't think this is going well.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
What does he mean by I want to get my sack back? Did he want Brett to let him sack him right there?
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
We good? I think he took it the way that we did because he does say, I think you'd hurt me. He thought that Gastineau was making a joke of, I'd like to sack you right now. Like, oh man, you'd hurt me. And then the handler stepped in and did his job.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
That part is just like, you hear me, man? Yeah. You hear the words I'm saying? Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
They do have a lot of pages, confusing pages, probably more so than other offenses.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
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You're not dead.
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Great name. I get it.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
She learned on the internet.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
It's time for us all to pick. Let's do who you got.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Is Morgan really going to jail for seven days? Did I see that? It's like a rehab or something for seven days. That's a cup of coffee. It's probably good for him.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Wait, who did you— Chicken Fryer or O'Malley?
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
She's doing exactly what she got mad at Zach for doing.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Not your life? It sounds painful.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I don't feel good about it, but these feelings, they just... He's nice.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
The Heisman Trophy should go to Travis Hunter. He's the best receiver in college football and the best cornerback. It's God bless football.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
I want to tell you a story. I'm serious here. My wife and my two daughters, they begged me to buy a Peloton. So I bought a Peloton. And then I watched that Peloton sit in my office and stare at me. So you know what I did one day? I looked at it. And so I decided to get off my ass and I jumped on the Peloton because no one else was using it and I paid for it. I mean, so why not?
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
Then I realized eventually that they bought it for me. And I got to tell you, way more challenging than I could have ever imagined. Peloton coaches are walking the walk. I love the coaches. I do the Grateful Dead one. It's fantastic. They have a sub three hour marathon runner, military trained athlete, a former college basketball player, and so many other well-rounded coaches on their team.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
All this experience really shows in their classes. which are never short of challenging, especially for me. So I jumped on it that first time. It was challenging, more challenging than I thought. Then I wanted to beat the bike, and so I kept jumping on it, and I absolutely love it. I mean, I'm the only one who uses it, but again, they got it for me. I mean, I had no idea.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
That's a little passive-aggressive, don't you think? Find your push, find your power with Peloton at OnePeloton.com.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
I love you, Duke. This is the Don Levitas show with the Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
If you have followed Billy and you have followed God Bless Football and all the picks that we've made, you have had a hell of a season. I'm serious. Like, Billy's on fire. I was 3-3 yesterday. I have the Vikings and Falcons coming up tonight. But I am 64-41-2 on the season. Now, listen, I'm losing money because I buy so many points. But I am 64-41-2 on the season. And I believe Billy's like 42-19.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
That's ridiculous. 41-17.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
But thank you for being here. I did enjoy that part of it, Dan, Travis Hunter, because you see the glitch, you see the jewelry, you hear all the stories, him and Shador doing whatever they want, running amok over Colorado in that program. I saw a different kid than perhaps was portrayed to me throughout. The last two seasons.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
It's so great when you learn about a kid after he wins the Heisman and they step up and they make a great speech. And I learned so much about him in that spot. His speech was phenomenal. He is a great public speaker. He's not afraid of it. He thanked everyone, thanked his dad. It was very emotional. And I enjoy seeing that. I still enjoy seeing that with my sport.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
It's an odd use of the pardon, though. I mean, is it not?
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
So Billy tweeted out yesterday, and I just saw the tweet because Sanders had just missed an extra point. Billy simply tweeted out, Sanders! With three exclamation points.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
It's not the pardon.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
Oh, okay. Yeah, that's a different... He works... Oh, never mind. I'm not going to do this one.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
Does Greg have a vote? No, he doesn't. Tim Reynolds, yeah, probably.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
I need more gluten with my cookies. They're not healthy. I know how they taste if Jason would stop eating them. I mean, that's for sure. So we're back to this again? Yeah. And by the way, it's not a Christmas song. If you have to tell me it's a Christmas song, not a Christmas song. Listen, I'm telling you, when I hear Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, I know it's a Christmas song.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
When I hear Frosty, I know it's a Christmas song. When I hear Silent Night, I know, Christmas song.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
It's not a Christmas song.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
I didn't get my own show because Jeremy thinks this. Can we play Frosty the Snowman? That's a Christmas song. You want to make that cover about Scott Frost?
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
I mean, Chris doesn't care. Chris endorsed ours.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
No, no, no. That's perfect.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
Yes, but our audience loves that. They love the dynamic between Billy and Chris Sims because Billy really gets under his skin. It's funny. All right, gang, enough about me.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
You were so proud of him, huh?
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
But he throws a near pick six, and you're cheering for Tua because he's not tackling the guy. It's always like, oh, boy. Here we go. What is going on?
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
I feel like Tua's my son. Same.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
Oh, he doesn't care.
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The Big Suey: Travis Hunter Wins The Heisman
Easy for you to say, though.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
Last three games, Josh Allen, 17 touchdowns, no turnovers, no sacks. That's incredible. It's the best stretch of quarterback I've ever seen.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
I do wonder when the Bills, and I agree with Chris, and I feel like it's Josh Allen's time, but they give up 30 points regularly and the Chiefs never give up 30 points. The Chiefs haven't given up 30 points in a game in 35 games. Think about that for a second. I do wonder if the Bills have enough to get past the Chiefs, meaning the Chiefs are going to score on that Bills' defense.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
I'm not certain how many points the Bills are going to score on that Chiefs' defense.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
Es ist nicht so viel die Aufmerksamkeit, die ich in der Chiefs-Offense habe, sondern es ist die Lack der Aufmerksamkeit, die ich in der Bills-Defense habe. Das ist alles. Das ist alles, was ich sage. Das ist alles. Die Chiefs-Offense hat nicht groß geworden, und du hast recht. Aber die Bills-Defense hat auch nicht groß geworden.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
Er weiß, dass er den Superbowl gewinnen wird.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
Now, there are certain teams throughout NFL history... Go on. It just gives you something. It makes you smile. Better. You know it's their time. And I'm kind of with Chris here. It's Buffalo's time. I knew it in 86 with the Giants and Phil Simms. I knew it was their time. It was their time.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
Okay, Stugatz, I am not.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
Ich meine, es ist richtig. Wir versuchen, eine Beziehung zu wachsen. Billy hat mir gesagt, Dan, und ich habe mit ihm verabschiedet, nachdem wir das Fußball-Spiel gedreht haben, So, this is ridiculous. I'm hurting.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
If you don't think coming up with takes for Drew Locke then hurts your body, impacts your body, you don't know football.
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Ich meine... Das war schwer zu sehen, all das. Ja, die Spieler. Wann immer du die beiden Teams hast und sie beten und beten zusammen, ja, das war eine schreckliche Situation. Jeder musste überrascht werden.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
Er hatte das Pick 6, er ist aus dem Weg gegangen, du hast das gesehen.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
That was a big play by A-Chan at the time for hustling back and getting him down before he scored a touchdown. But Tua was the closest guy and clearly wanted nothing to do with it.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
Es ist ein Penalty, ja.
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So the refs got together and you could see them smiling and laughing because he's like, hey, how do I deliver this penalty? But it's a penalty, how do I say it to the crowd? And they settled on something. It was funny to see them laughing about it.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
Lucy, we did two plane trips. We did. And a trip to Dolphin Mall, which really, I think that's where it started for me.
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Hey, happy birthday.
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Hey, happy birthday.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
Just by showing up. You're not dead. I mean, that's it. Happy birthday to you, man. You're not dead.
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Local Hour: You're Not Dead! You're Not Dead!
But Jess, I like you as the person who declares when someone's season is officially over.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
That's how they've been winning all year, though. But I understand what you're saying.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
No, but I'm saying the Bills, even with that impressive win yesterday, the Bills who lost last weekend, the weekend before, they're two games back in the loss column. So we're talking about the Chiefs having to lose, you know, a couple of games, which I don't think they're going to do, by the way.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
They could beat the Texans at home with Carson Wentz. They can.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
With good drinks and good folks, Smirnoff is the world's number one vodka and is an official vodka partner of the NFL. And this year, there are more opportunities to watch football and make delicious Smirnoff cocktails than ever before over the holiday season. From Thanksgiving to Black Friday and Christmas, Smirnoff and the NFL are with you every step of the way.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
All right. We do not ignore college football here on God Bless Football. Lucy in studio next.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Stugatz here. I want to thank the folks over at Smirnoff for being a loyal sponsor to both God Bless Football and the Dan Levitard Show with Stugatz. Smirnoff knows there is no I in football. Football is a we thing, an experience that is best enjoyed together. With good drinks and good folks, Smirnoff is the world's number one vodka and is an official vodka partner of the NFL.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
But why'd you play a guessing game?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
So, Lucy, we were we were talking right before we came back on air here and we were discussing what a great day Saturday is because you have three college football playoff games. You have Indiana, Notre Dame on Friday night. Then you have the three remaining games opening round. Plus, you have two NFL games.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
And you made the comment that you're not certain how you feel about college going up against the NFL.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
And this year, there are more opportunities to watch football and make delicious Smirnoff cocktails than ever before over the holiday season. From Thanksgiving to Black Friday and Christmas, Smirnoff and the NFL are with you every step of the way. So this holiday season, when you are enjoying the game and your cocktails, please make sure to drink responsibly.
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I would say that the NFL, they've been doing the Saturday games, mid-December.
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No, because the college season is usually done by this point.
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Why can't we have both, though, Billy? Why can't we be excited for the fact that we have two good NFL games? You have Ravens and Steelers, Chiefs and Texans, and you have the three college football games. Like, why can't we have it all?
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It is state championship time. Right, but your season's usually over.
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No, this is bowl season. I know, but no one cares about those bowls.
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That is crazy. Like, what if Penn State's starting quarterback gets hurt?
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Well, what about Mikey A? Mikey A, how do you feel about love?
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No one says I'm out of here. I'm off to Southern Mississippi. No one says it.
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I have some Lucy's or Goosey's for you, if you'd like.
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And it relates to the Heisman Trophy, as a matter of fact. So Lucy or Goosey, you agree with Ashton Gentry when he says he should have walked out of that place with the trophy.
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Lucy or Goosey, regardless of what Indiana does here in the playoff, they'll be looking for a new head coach next year.
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God bless football. Billy Gill? God bless football, Mikey, eh? God bless football, Stugatz. Thank you, Mikey. An exciting time in the world of football. We have the end of the regular season in the NFL. Some big games yesterday. Two games. Not one, but two Monday night football games coming up tonight. And we have the college football playoff that gets underway this week.
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The AD did come out and say that Ryan Day would absolutely be back, regardless of what happens here. That's what you always say. You're not buying it? No. You never say you're coaching for your job. Never say that. Buying or not buying. New game. I like it.
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He has to go out of his way, right? Which is crazy.
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We're one of 12 teams remaining. Yeah, my coach will be back.
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You are. If Bill Belichick, Lucy or Goosey, if Bill Belichick stays at UNC for five years, they'll win a national championship. Sorry.
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I go loosey. I mean.
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But you guys understand, for the purpose of Lucy or Goosey, I had to position it that way, okay? If he stays at UNC for five years.
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I'm with Billy, though. He has to coach at least a game. Yeah. Yeah, like a game.
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That's crazy. The audacity. Audacity? Of Bill Belichick. Why? I mean, he resigned on a napkin. You would have taken him in a heartbeat. I would have.
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So a very exciting time, Billy.
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I don't know. It should be a Kyle though. Anyways, Lucy or Goosey SMU could upset Penn State.
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Is Levitard getting you into Texas this week or what?
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Where are you going?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I can call Chris Sims. I can ask Ricky Williams. I mean, I'm happy to do that. But no, but Dan's on it. Like, Dan's on it.
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He has a lot of play in Austin. Lucy chose Dan. She didn't choose me. If you come to me, listen, COB today, if you come to me, I will get it done.
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If you want to rely on Dan, that's your choice, but I will actually get it done. All right?
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All right. Wow. And by me, I mean Major Applewhite. We'll get it done. Lucy, thank you. Thank you for sharing your college football Saturday with the NFL. They appreciate it very much. I'm sorry. I know it hurts you. It does.
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You want the day all to yourself. It's my day. You're not going to get it. The NFL rules. All right. Thank you, Lucy. We appreciate it. Coming up next, if the season ended today. Lucy's just walking away. Bye, Lucy. See you, Luce.
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Billy, very exciting. Why? We have not one, but two Monday Night Football games tonight. That means not one, but two big boards are in the studio right now. You're on fire, but we also have two games to play. Yeah, what games? If the season ended today, and we could...
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Well, I wanted a loss. Aaron looked good. Devontae Adams looked good. I want them back next year.
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He looked great, yes. That's a bad loss, though. The Jets should be in must-lose mode right now when they're not. And here's the problem, Mikey. They have a quarterback who is trying to prove to that organization and every other organization, hey, I can still do it. So you're in must-lose mode with a quarterback who's trying to win.
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Couple of losers cutting it up.
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That's all I have for you.
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I mean, they're in first place in the NFC South. All right.
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I'm not good. Billy, I don't know. Billy, they're 5-2 on the road. It might travel.
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Billy, they beat the Lions on the road.
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I'm so surprised at how good Bo Nix is at the NFL level. He was not good yesterday. I know, but just in general.
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And how bad he is. But Bo Nix is good enough, Billy. With Sean Payton as the coach and that defense, I'm surprised the Broncos.
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I'm surprised the Broncos are this good. That's all I'm saying. But Bo Nix has done plenty of good things and helped them win games. I mean, their defense won the game yesterday. I understand that. But I'm saying I'm just surprised. I'm not good only from this standpoint. I did not expect the Broncos to be this good this late in the season.
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Did you see that play?
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Panthers have been keeping it close. That was the first time the Panthers have been favored in a football game in 32 games.
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Okay, go ahead, because you want to talk about it. No.
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I like the move by the Saints, though.
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Because I feel like We Good has to be a quick game. Where do you want to start, though? I mean, so many games, so many things to get to. Billy's been railing the entire time before we got started here that the Raiders haven't named a starter yet. I mean, where do you want to start?
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Very exciting. We have not one but two Monday Night Football games. Billy is preparing his big board bets for both those games. Mikey has a game of If the Season Ended Today. We are going to go to Mikey. He's going to start the game If the Season Ended Today. And Billy will give us his big board bets. We'll weave in and out of these two things.
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All right, that is in the second game, Falcons and Raiders. Mikey, if the season ended today, go ahead, my friend.
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Wow. Buffalo wins that game by three touchdowns.
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You have a team from Los Angeles, warm weather team, traveling across the country, playing in Buffalo, and it's Josh Allen's time. This is his time. Josh Allen's.
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Russell Wilson revenge game. Huh? Amazing. I had Pittsburgh winning that game.
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Most teams don't like to punt. They're forced to punt. They're not great.
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You're the most unconfident 41 and 17 gambler I've ever seen.
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Justin Jefferson is good. It makes Sam Darnold great, and it drives me crazy. Mikey, if the season ended today...
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That's a tough one. So Ravens at Houston, C.J. Stroud, Lamar Jackson. I think the Ravens win that game. I'm not impressed with the Texans at all. I know they beat the Dolphins yesterday. I was not impressed with them beating the Dolphins yesterday. Something is wrong with C.J. Stroud. Something is wrong with that team.
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And Lamar Jackson, I think, wins that game and moves on in the AFC playoffs that don't start for four weeks.
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I understand. Listen, you're on a heater right now. You want one game. You want to make three picks. This is throwing you off your game. I had four in the first game.
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God bless football.
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It was a great game yesterday. A lot of people questioning Dan Campbell, the onside kick with 10 minutes to go. They're down 10. I don't like the onside kick rule. No. I don't like the fact that you have to announce that you're doing an onside kick. Like, I'm okay if I get the spirit of the rule. I understand the safety of the rule. I get all of it, okay?
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But an onside kick is supposed to be element of surprise. And you have totally taken that out of the NFL. You have. I mean, what's the point of doing an onside kick when you have to tell the team you're doing an onside kick?
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So this holiday season, when you are enjoying the game and your cocktails, please make sure to drink responsibly.
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17 touchdowns, no turnovers, no sacks. The only team since 1970 to do that in three consecutive games. That is absurd. It's Josh Allen's time. I am here to announce it is Josh Allen's time.
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This guy is so good. He can overcome Patrick Mahomes and his own head coach, Sean McDermott.
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Not the Bills who won the game, the losers.
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Stugatz here. I want to thank the folks over at Smirnoff for being a loyal sponsor to both God Bless Football and the Dan Levitard Show with Stugatz. Smirnoff knows there is no I in football. Football is a we thing, an experience that is best enjoyed together. With good drinks and good folks, Smirnoff is the world's number one vodka and is an official vodka partner of the NFL.
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Nick Sirianni. Wow. I mean, all the criticism that everyone calls Mike Tomlin, the greatest tech. He's won one Superbowl. Hold on a second.
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I mean, there's a lot going on. I'm trying to get it all in.
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Five touchdowns, no interceptions, only quarterback to lose that game. When you put up those stats, he's the only quarterback in NFL history to lose.
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Yeah, but that's why he's a winner to me, because not only are the Lions winners by losing, Dan Campbell gets to hit the reset button, and now no one is talking about Jared Goff. And I like that. That's why I wanted the Lions to lose. Now they can fly under the radar just a little bit.
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But what I'm saying is that's a good thing for Jared Goff. Let him talk about Jordan Love. Let him talk about the other quarterbacks in the NFC. Let them shower Josh Allen with praise. I gave you the numbers. 17 touchdowns, no turnovers, no sacks over the last three games. Good with the MVP. Let them talk about every other quarterback. This is why the Lions needed that loss desperately.
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And this year, there are more opportunities to watch football and make delicious Smirnoff cocktails than ever before over the holiday season. From Thanksgiving to Black Friday and Christmas, Smirnoff and the NFL are with you every step of the way. So this holiday season, when you are enjoying the game and your cocktails, please make sure to drink responsibly.
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I'm going to give you a winner first. Nick Sirianni. Oh, wow. What? Philadelphia Eagles head coach.
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Everyone talks about Mike Tomlin. Everyone talks about Tomlin. Greatest head coach in the history of head coaches. He's won one Super Bowl. Nick Sirianni undressed Mike Tomlin yesterday.
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Well, no, he hasn't won a Super Bowl. He's been to a Super Bowl, but he almost beat the Chiefs, which is as good as winning a Super Bowl. Almost beating the Chiefs in a Super Bowl is as good as winning a Super Bowl against another team. How about that? Wow, that makes no sense. Billy is wondering what I'm saying here.
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They've won 10 straight. I believe his career record is like 45 and 19 or something like that.
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Does he?
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I will tell you at 425, though, first half, those two games split screened, it was heavenly.
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What about Mahomes? He left the game with an injury.
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Why did we start doing an injury roundup?
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Well, I was talking about injuries that people care about. No one cares about Tommy DeVito or Alvin Kamara.
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Put it on the poll, Juju.
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That's probably Michael. Those cockroaches are tough SOBs, aren't they? Oh, God, they're the worst. They're the worst. They don't die. We hate them.
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Chris, so you left this cockroach on your floor? I did. I was running late, not gonna lie. Running late this morning.
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But this one was alive, Chris is saying.
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Weekend observations are brought to you by Miller Lite. Dan, there was a time when they were the toast of the NFL. Their offensive line was nicknamed the Hogs. Their receivers were nicknamed the Smurfs. And their kicker won an MVP. But their last playoff win was in 2006.
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since then tom brady won three super bowls and the iphone was invented but last night everything and i mean everything changed because they found their quarterback and that quarterback is poised and man is he good and dan just like that make no mistake about it From the nation's capital, the Washington Commanders are back.
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They wouldn't offer it, but I do believe he would take it because you have no idea what's going to happen to yourself in four years. He could get hurt, right?
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Jordan Love has been downgraded to Jordan-like quarterback. That's not fair. They had so many people hurt. Like it best. It's good. Jordan Light. Dallas Goddard. Stiff arm. My God. Dan. The G in Goddard stands for grown ass man. I mean, Jesus Christ. God, he's good.
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Justin Herbert is the Patrick Mahomes of Ryan Tannehill's. You can't spell I-N-T without the I-N-T in Justin. This Justin, the H in Herbert, stands for horrible. See what I did there? A couple of writers there. I'm taking the T from Herbert and moving it behind the N in Justin and making it silent. So now his first name is spelled J-U-S-T-I-N-T.
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And if someone asks whose fault it was that the Chargers got bounced out in the first round of the playoffs, the likely response would be, oh, it was Justin's. Now spelled J-U-S-T-I-N-T apostrophe S. Justin Herber, the fourth.
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He left in 2014. Yet every time I turn on a Marquette basketball game, I'm surprised the person not roaming the sidelines is Buzz Williams. I don't know if I said that correctly or not. I was so proud of my Justin jokes. Hey, Greg McElroy. Am I saying that right, Dan? No. McElroy? Yes. That guy.
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I can't say it.
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Do me a favor. Stop talking about NFL accuracy when you don't know a single thing about NFL accuracy. Oh, man. I mean, I'm sorry. He doesn't. Come on. College accuracy, maybe. Maybe, but not NFL. Dan, he's not qualified. It'd be like Tebow doing it. But Tebow was better. I don't want a playoff game.
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Spags. I care about you. Don't do it.
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Jets coach. You skipped that one. Even though, I have to be honest, it would be great. If we're going to be bad, I might as well be friends with a coach. He's my friend. But because he's my friend, I care about him.
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We haven't spoken in a while. Played golf and... Had a heater.
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Gage ripped a heater.
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The Manning cast.
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Well, guys, Gase. Gase doesn't want to give anything up. Round of golf, a heater. The best recruiter Miami has is Hannah Cavender. The U is Beck. Going eight and four has never been so expensive. Jim Harbaugh. Blah, blah, blah. Jim Harbaugh. More like Jim Harblah. Jim Harblah. Why is Matt LaFleur's seat never hot?
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LaFleur. Sorry, I said it wrong. But why is that seat never hot? Explain it to me. It's like Todd Bowles' seat. Everybody was hurt. I don't want to hear about hurt excuses, please. Everyone's hurt this time of year, Dana. Anyway. Joe Mixon. The rare running back who started his career as elusive and ended his career as a punisher.
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crazy joe mixon's good i mean joe mixon's been good yeah i thought of another annoying golf thing over the weekend dan practicing your putting indoors going to play golf the next day getting to the first green and realizing the putter is still inside your house what did you do use the hybrid
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No, I'm a lefty. Oh. The old flat stick, Dan. You couldn't go back home?
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Obviously not, Dan. Obviously Dan doesn't play golf.
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No, it's still the Jets one.
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When Josh Allen gets to a third down, he has you right where he wants you. Mike Vrabel, back in New England. Vrabes. That's all I got.
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Vrabes, I mean. To the pint of Baskin Robbins Pralines and Cream I purchased at Publix on Friday night. If I'm being honest, and I never am, I knew it was going to be a one-night affair the second I laid eyes on you.
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They're good. I love Pralines and Cream is my favorite.
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Oh, so good. You were great, by the way. Just me? Or does D'Angelo Russell just keep getting traded back and forth from Los Angeles to Brooklyn? That's the only two teams he played for. I know he played for the Timberwolves. People are going to correct me. But it's Brooklyn to L.A., L.A. back to Brooklyn, Brooklyn to L.A., L.A. to Brooklyn. They're the only two teams who want him.
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He's a trade chip. He's not even a basketball player.
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When did taking your dog everywhere become a thing? Your dog doesn't need to go to the grocery store. Here, here. It's enough. Leave it at home. Here come the Red Wings.
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SMU women's basketball was up 49-18 at halftime against Pitt and lost 72-59. You know what that is, right, Dan? I don't know. It's a tale of two heads. Okay, thank you.
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Oh, nice. Kyle McCord was born to be an NFL backup quarterback that you could talk yourself into winning a late-season spot start. The K in Kyle stands for clipboard. Jake Elliott... Playing with fire. And that's all I have. Taylor. Lamar Jackson versus Josh Allen next week. Winner should be hoisting the Lombardi Trophy.
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Except this winner goes to Kansas City against the guy who has hoisted the last two Lombardi Trophies. This is not fair. It isn't. It really isn't. They are playing the game of the season. Lamar versus Josh. It should be for everything. And it's not. It's just the right to go to Kansas City and lose.
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If Ohio State beats Notre Dame, Michigan is my national champion in my personal record book. Really? Stugatzbook.com. If Notre Dame beats Ohio State, Northern Illinois is my national champion in my personal record book. Stugatzbook.com.
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He cheated. It's cheating.
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Imagine telling a Michigan fan before this season you would beat Ohio State and Alabama this season and not make it to the playoff. Notre Dame versus Penn State. The rare game that started as a clunker that turned into a classic. That game was awful for three quarters. Just awful. And then it became a classic.
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I didn't say it was awful.
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I would have bet Alabama against either Notre Dame or Penn State. Should be Ohio State. Taylor. Would you take Alabama against Notre Dame? No. Notre Dame beat Georgia last week. I don't want to hear about it. I mean, I asked you. I should want to hear about it. I don't want to hear that. I don't know why I asked you. It's unfair of me to ask you. I'm sorry I asked you. I take back the question.
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What do you mean it is? I would take Alabama.
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When your parents name you Jack Sawyer, you know what you were born to do? Play linebacker at The Ohio State University.
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Or paint a fence. You agree, right, Dan? I do. Ryan Day can scoot. You see him running down the sidelines? He's a good coach. He's going to get fired.
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Houston Texans getting hot at the right time. Got to be honest, I like their chances against the Texans.
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You're going to keep doing that. I can't say Chiefs. I've got to say Texans. I love screaming fake at my TV on a fake punt.
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He's bad at it. Steve Sarkeesian is going to be haunted by that second down loss play from the one-yard line for the remainder of his life. Sark. I like Sark, man. I want to see Texas win that thing. But that's what you get for not starting a Manning. When you have a Manning, you start a Manning. You have to. I mean...
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Two Midwest teams playing for a national championship. This is the SEC's version of hell. Speaking of hell, Orp Riles. Dan, those are the weekend observations.
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I know he's going to call soon. You know that. Right. Every time you do this, Paselli gets mad at you.
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You've got to keep it moving, Dan.
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Jess, I was amazed to hear that Marcus Freeman and Notre Dame only have four transfers from the portal. Like four. One of them obviously the quarterback, but four.
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No, from this class. From last year's class. Four. That's not a lot, is it?
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They don't have... They're not reliant, to your point, they're not as reliant on transfers and the transfer portal as most teams have become reliant on that thing.
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It's just impressive because Marcus Freeman, who is now flirting with the NFL, he has shown an ability to develop players.
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Big Mike Vrabel. What has he ever done? Seriously, I want to know the amount of coaches who have gone 13-21 over two seasons in the NFL. Because that's how Mike Vrabel finished in Tennessee. And he was 2-3 in the postseason, and he's 0-2 in his last two postseason games. We are talking about Mike Vrabel like the Patriots just signed Vince Lombardi to be their head coach. What are we doing?
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I mean, Mike Vrabel might be the most overrated coach in NFL history. I know he took the Titans to the playoffs. I know they went to one AFC championship game and lost that game. And he's coming off, you know, he's fresh. He took a year off and all this. Mike Vrabel is not this great coach that the Patriots and everyone else is making him out to be. He's not, Dan.
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He is 13-21 in his last two regular seasons. Didn't make the playoffs in Tennessee in a weak division. He is an overrated coach. And the fact that we're treating him like Hank Stram is absurd.
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It's the perfect spot. And here are the stages of Rabel. If Drake May is not a good quarterback, Rabel didn't select him. It's not Rabel's quarterback. So he'll get a pass for like two or three years before he starts taking some accountability for how mediocre of a coach he is.
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He's not following the guy. He's following the guy who followed the guy.
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Mike Malarkey took that team to the playoffs. Malarkey.
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I feel like my skin's irritated. I mean, he got first crack at this.
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The 10 years of difference, though, is startling when I say the Dolphins haven't won a playoff game in 24 years, the Jets haven't won one in 14, and are so eager to get back to those times that they're re-interviewing Rex Ryan to see if they could get back to the time when they won playoff games 14 years ago.
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Well, I was there, and the reason that I say it is only because of the following. Please look up for me, Chris. Look this up for me. Please give me Lamar Smith's. stats from that football game because this is what happened in the grainy memory of Dolphin fans 24 years ago the last time they won a playoff game.
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Lamar Smith carried the ball so many times in a constipated Dave Wanstead offense where he just wanted to get four yards at a time all game and punt and punt and punt to hide his quarterback that the next week when Lamar Smith tried to play another playoff game, his body wasn't working. They're running backs. He had 40 carries. Look at the stats between 40 carries.
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But look at the next week against the Raiders when they went to play the Raiders and he had like six carries for nine yards because his body no longer functioned because they made him carry the ball 40 times in a game. Lamar Smith!
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What kind of offense is that for your Miami Dolphins when the best thing this century in the playoffs is handing the ball 40 times to Lamar Smith?
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Uh-oh. He doesn't want to be bothered anymore. Now it's getting tense because he didn't need that as a result. He needs something that happens.
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Are we bothering you right now? Turn on your microphone, Greg.
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It's gone straight downhill since that Denver game for Miami and only uphill for Denver since that game.
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Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Best memory for Dolphins fans this century. At Foxborough?
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I think the biggest moment of the century is Gronk falling down at the goal line trying to tackle Drake.
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I want to get the expertise of Greg Cody of the Miami Herald here as it relates to Tyreek Hill and Drew Rosenhaus saying that Tyreek Hill is fully committed to the Dolphins when we all saw it. He is not. Like we all heard him after the game, even if it's just emotions.
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And I've said before that the time to talk to players about whether they'd like to be on another team or quitting is immediately after the season ends in the emotion of a disappointing season. What did you make, Greg, of that?
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After a season of frustration for Tyreek Hill, after a lot of issues off the field and some general turbulence about his temperament and how much he wants to be here, a lot of questions being asked. Drew Rosenhaus comes out. His agent, Drew Rosenhaus, comes out and says he's fully committed to the Dolphins and then says,
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sort of walks that back as well when they ask some follow-up questions because they just want to put the mess away for a while so that if they do move him, he has more value than he would if everybody knew that he was upset. But everybody does know he's upset.
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Stugatz, I'm curious whether you agree with what I'm about to say. I've made this reference a few times. The terrible movie Waterworld, an international legendary flop, according to everyone else. But I will always stop on it if it's on my television at any point.
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In a movie about there is no land, everyone is at sea and supplies are scarce. Dennis Hopper is overseeing a floating barge of an empire that is rusting. And there is a scene at one point when fire goes down to the bowels of the ship where there is a very old, old skinny man on a raft.
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on oil, and as the fire comes and is going to blow up the man who has been living in the oil on the raft, clearly emaciated, he says, as the fire arrives for the explosion, oh, thank God, because he just wants his life to end. He doesn't want to work anymore. I thought to myself, when Deshaun Watson re-injured his Achilles, he's like, you know what? I'm good. I'm good.
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I don't want to play anymore.
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I don't want to do any of this anymore. This is a career-ending injury. You can't re-injure your Achilles and come back from that. I'm thinking to myself that Deshaun Watson is somewhere relieved that he doesn't have to go do that anymore.
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That would be something as punctuation, if that, because you heard me obsess about this last week, but it's just it's just not something that you see very often. Everyone's dying to have a quarterback. This was a young quarterback in his prime. And pretty clearly, if it wasn't his body, it was his mind that just totally unraveled in a way. Is he even 30 yet?
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The Browns absolutely put on staff payroll somebody to just watch for how do we get out of this contract.
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It's bad for everybody, but worse for his victims than him as a victim.
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Yeah. Okay. I like it, Roy. Well, meh suggests indifference. I'm sure that... There's some people that are being like, yeah. Yeah, I mean... A lot of people are enjoying that.
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You also don't know whether Carson Beck is good. The Miami Hurricanes are said to have been paying either between three and four million dollars for a quarterback that's coming off of an elbow injury who turned the ball over plenty in Georgia. who did not have the benefit of Bowers always being open at tight end, did not have a good offensive line at Georgia either.
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You've been asking the question, is Carson Beck good, which is not something I could have imagined even four years ago. Even four years ago, I could not have imagined that Greg Cody would be asking, is a quarterback that a college is paying between $3 and $4 million for?
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Is that quarterback good? Right. Cam Ward was 1.6, 1.5 million they got for Cam Ward. The prices are going up fast in college football.
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Greg, you just mentioned the idea of him being Cam Ward. Let's stop that now. Pump the brakes. They're paying twice as much for someone who will not be as good as Cam Ward, and that's no slight on him in any way. What I just saw, please don't underestimate the wasted season the University of Miami just had with that as its quarterback. It's not going to look like that again.
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I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
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Well, but where is this part headed, though? Because there were reports, and you guys have told me that they were credible reports, that yours was being offered $6 million to skip the NFL draft, and there's going to be some of this going forward, right? Some boosters are going to want to compete with the NFL for We Can Pay You More. But I want to ask...
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Where's this headed if we're already at three or four million dollars for a quarterback coming off of elbow surgery?
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Put it on the poll, please. At Levitard Show, are you shocked that Emery Williams is white at Levitard Show? You mentioned rev shares. Jess, this is the actual reason that you should be most excited about what's happening at Notre Dame right now. Last time Greg Cody was on with us, Greg Cody was saying, like James Franklin, we should take away Notre Dame's
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independence, that they should have to play in conferences with everyone else. Notre Dame is getting $20 million they don't have to share with anybody because they've gotten this far. That is an amazing advantage to have, that you are the
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only school that can get all of the profit from your winning this can be a stepping stone for Notre Dame to be even more aggressive around this stuff because they're getting richer than other schools are by a factor of like 10 and 12 given how these conferences have to share money
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Can you guys get for me the origins of willy-nilly? I don't know where it came from, what it means. I think he was a SEAL. Why we say willy-nilly? Do you have any explanation for what willy-nilly is?
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I'm saying it's a wasted season just because you got the best season I've ever seen from a quarterback at Miami. You didn't even make the top 12 teams.
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It is problematic if somebody hacks the voting.
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We can't have that. Stugatz has been trying to get the Bengals into the playoffs for the last three months. He's tried harder than anybody who plays for the Cincinnati organization. He's just desperate for Joe Burrow to be in the playoffs.
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Let me ask Greg the question. Did I hear you correctly? Did you say that you would make the Ravens the betting favorite to win the Super Bowl?
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Might or would? Like, might. Yes, we all know what the five best teams are in the sport. We've been watching all season, and they're clearly a cut above. You saw it the first week. You saw it during these playoffs. You saw it. Denver was really good all season, and Buffalo ends up just dragging them.
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Pittsburgh limped in, but Baltimore ends up just in a way that from the very first drive of Baltimore, where they go 95 yards down the field, and I'm looking at the Steelers, and I'm like, good God, they're exhausted already. It's been one drive into the playoffs because they just keep getting punched in the face. And I would imagine, although everyone listening to this respects the Rams,
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I would imagine that everyone expects Detroit to do the same thing after a bye, to show you again that they are the best team. Why are you making the Ravens? Is it because of the improvement of their defense since Week 11?
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Oh, right this way.
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Can you guys answer a couple of questions for me? Because I was legitimately surprised that Baltimore lost five times this season. I think, and this has been a problem they've had for a couple of seasons, I think they may have had a 10-point lead in all of the games. The reason I know Buffalo is good, obviously their record is good. Obviously they've been the division leader.
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But the reason that I know Buffalo is good is because they never get beaten by a lot. When Buffalo loses, give me the last time Buffalo loses one of these stinkers where you're like, they've lost by double digits. Or how many times in the last three seasons is Josh Allen out of a football game?
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That's the one, right? So if I go over the last three seasons and look at Josh Allen's games, he's in all but one of them. He's in all the games he's played for three seasons except one game. I know Detroit had that one game. Didn't they go to San Francisco and lost 35-9 as well? Baltimore can do that to anybody, Stugatz. I don't know what you do.
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No, no, I'm not talking about the playoff game. I'm talking about either last regular season or this regular season. Detroit went to San Francisco and lost 34-9, didn't they? Some score like that. I think I've got that right. The Baltimore Ravens are wildly frustrating to play if you're the defense because when they're in third and short, you've got no chance.
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Like you just, you can't, you just desperately want them, we were talking about Washington, Jaden Daniels always going for it. If you're the defense, you always want them to punt because you're terrified of what they're going to do. You're so thankful as a fan to get them in fourth down.
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and get them to actually concede the punt, because you don't want them going for it on fourth and eight, fourth and six, you don't even want, you're so risk averse as a fan, you respect so much the quarterback and the offense, that you don't want
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The probability that you will get very good field position at their 40, you'd rather have the punt and start at your 20 than deal with, I don't want to be faced with having to stop this person on fourth and sixth.
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Derrick Henry could have been available to anybody for one year, $10 million.
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This is the most...
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anticipated playoff game since Buffalo played at Kansas City and you had that game of 13 seconds at the end of the game to see I think I think this is the biggest one since then it's just it's pretty rare for you to know going into an NFL game those two teams can very easily beat all of the other teams in the sport and win the Super Bowl you just don't get many games like that that feels like a Super Bowl before the Super Bowl because you know that both teams are capable of winning the Super Bowl because
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The things that they do, you have to understand, Denver has, because Sertan is so good and in general, their defensive backfield is so good in Denver, Denver had the best pass rush in the league, which was totally neutralized by Buffalo just running the ball again and again during that game. To have teams that can physically, on offense,
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do what baltimore did i will say it again about cam hayward because i was startled by it i was startled to see a defensive tackle on the first drive of the game taking so many punches from derrick henry and lamar jackson in that offensive line that people would accuse the pittsburgh steelers of quitting because anybody would look like they're quitting if they keep getting hit
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by that for 95 yards. I objected to something that Jessica said last week because I don't love accusing teams of quitting or not quitting because I don't think we can do it with our eyes in that sport. But Baltimore can make anyone look like that.
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When Greg Cody mentions the Detroit Lions not winning anything since 1950, I saw Will Manso put out the stat that Jaden Daniels was 12 days old the last time the Dolphins won a playoff game. Are you guys familiar with the longest drought in the sport when it comes to not winning a playoff game? Do you guys know the numbers off of the top of your head?
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Because I didn't talk about the Dolphins in the local hour, but I want to get to what happened with Tyreek Hill here recently. The Dolphins have the longest drought without winning a playoff game. It's 24 years, almost a quarter of a century. Right after that, it's the Raiders, 22 years. And then you got to go to Jets and Bears, 14 years.
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The sport legislates equality. They make it so if you're bad, you get rewarded. It is breathtaking that the Dolphins have not won a playoff game in 24 years. The longest streak in the NFL. Now, the Bills went 17 years without making the playoffs. The Lions had this reputation for a long time.
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And it's a little bit confusing to watch the Lions and the Bills be an overwhelming kind of great and to have the Dolphins be out of a playoff victory for 24 years.
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Is TJ Watt just supremely banged up because he's gone a shocking amount of snaps without registering a stat?
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Aaron Rodgers?
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I feel like that's a slight upgrade over what we have with Russ. It was weird because it was kind of unfortunate. I understand the game plan going in there, and I understand the distrust that Russ kind of built up over these last few weeks. But once he started stretching the field and taking shots down, you kind of started talking yourself back into it.
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It was almost like you guys went into this game a little too conservative. But that's kind of how Pittsburgh's been able to.
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Yeah, that's how they get these upsets. I get it. But they did look good when they started stretching the field. And Russ did look accurate going down the field. It was just, I think that they waited too long to trust him.
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This is the most loaded Lamar Jackson team I think I've ever seen. I'm sure that they've had better records, but they're peaking right now. Todd Monken should really be discussed as one of the brilliant minds because I was convinced they've maximized Lamar Jackson with this Greg Roman style.
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And Todd Monken comes in, and he shows you exactly how talented of a thrower of the football Lamar Jackson can be. They have first-round picks everywhere. Their defense is game. They're going to, like, I know... Pittsburgh scored 14 points, so you can't hold a 13-point benchmark against Lamar anymore. He finally beat a team that scored more than 13. They scored 14. Pretty similar.
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I think we all have supreme confidence that Buffalo can put up more than 14 points, so we're going to get a lot of questions answered with that game. There's high drama surrounding that Baltimore-Buffalo game because there's so much on the line from a narrative standpoint, and that's as good as sports can get.
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How many people like him?
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Nate Burleson has CBS in the sharpshooter right now.
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I'm good. Just give me everything.
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A different Baldwin. A Baldwin. That might have been Steven. It's Haley's dad. It's one of them.
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There is precedent for this in show business.
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No, it was an impaler.
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Two children and one movie star, Vic Morrow. Yeah, this actually happened. This was a thing that happened, and if you look into it, all sorts of set rules were broken, and all sorts of set rules have now been put in place because of this.
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It's a good one. So that's it? Was it John Landis? Yeah.
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Kind of altered the trajectory of that career. And it was like three different directors that got together. Right. And when it came time to promote it, none of the other directors wanted anything to do with the project because, you know, the death.
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That's when I started getting worried for old Baker. We've all been there.
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I'm still confused by stage left and stage right. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
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Yeah, I've been giving that a lot of thought, and... And it can get really stuck in the mud by also justifying that, well, they don't play a conference championship game, so that's one less game. But if they did play the conference championship game, they would have won the conference championship.
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And they would have gotten maybe a bye week there. But to the original point, yeah, I've never had more confidence, really, I think in my adult life, that the two best, say for one of those Alabama-Georgia championship games, these are the two best teams in the nation. And one of the teams probably wouldn't have been in a four-team playoff. Notre Dame probably would have.
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But we have all sorts of questions about Notre Dame. Can they do it? They've done so much for their brand. Marcus Freeman has done so much for himself, particularly with the path that they've taken to get here. We've had two great semis back-to-back, which is kind of an outlier historically with the CFP. The semis are usually very underwhelming. So I think...
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also when you look back once clemson won that game committee got it right everybody was championing those sec teams and the sec teams did not acquit themselves nicely the teams specifically that they were talking about being left out did not win their games outside of old miss i think that this is a great year one for the cfp there are obvious changes that they're going to make when it comes to the teams that get the buy but all in all great experience so far and i think this is tremendous
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I'm just really excited that we have a championship game in which both these coaches and these programs have proven a lot just to get here because their path has been pretty crazy. Ohio State erases a loss that they had to Oregon and totally throttled them. So entering a game, I don't think I've ever really had that much respect for two teams playing for the top prize.
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For all the crap that Kirk Herbstreit gave Indiana after they lost, look at Indiana's season. They have two losses. The team's playing the final game of the season.
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That's a bit.
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Just whatever it takes to have Al Golden be the head coach of Notre Dame week one next season.
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How humiliating was that?
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I'd rather get one than three.
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It's just one moment. It's Derrick Henry. He does that to a lot of folks. Fine. I'm not going for a 25-yard just joyride. His Dallas Goddard just smacks my head.
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I'm done trying to handicap this sport, man. If their defense is just going to decide they're going to show up and look like that in that game, no, I'm done. I'm out.
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I kept thinking, my TV kept rewinding. Back to specific turnovers. I was like, oh, this is a kooky broadcast on Nickelodeon.
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So stupid. Why does that guy just totally implode in this round of the playoffs? You're on special teams.
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Such a funny play. What do we do with Jordan Love? Do we put him in the Justin Herbert class? I mean, there's more injuries on that Green Bay team.
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They lost Watson to the ACL. Reed goes out. Dobbs has the rare concussion with the goofy helmet on top of the helmet.
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But it was also really bad, too. I mean, Mahomes would win that game. Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
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Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. by Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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That's a classic mid-'90s rom-com.
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Are they?
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But that was a gift for you. You got a gift for yourself.
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It's good. It is. Austria? I don't think you can argue that it's a thoughtful gift if, at the end of the day, you're the person benefiting the most.
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Just so you could play with it? When I was a kid, yes. You were 34 years old.
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No. Where did that come from? No.
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I'd go outside of the pro ranks. Friday's Cotton Bowl between Ohio State and Texas with Texas driving at the very end and to have Quinn Ewer's former college roommate come up with a strip sack in an iconic moment for a very prestigious program in Ohio State. I thought that that was the coolest moment of the weekend.
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I don't understand. Forced turnovers or on offense?
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You know what was crazy from that game? Nix to Franklin was the first ever rookie-to-rookie touchdown connection in NFL playoff history. That's wild. But then I guess it makes sense because it's hard for rookie quarterbacks to make it to the NFL postseason historically and put up good performances in their first crack at it. But that's wild. The NFL's been around for a while.
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And he doesn't get sacked anymore either. And typically guys that depend on their physical ability, that know that they can escape, will hold onto the ball longer. And he does, but it's hard to get home on Josh Allen. I marvel at him. He's getting better and better. And now, seemingly overnight, he's got Jesus hair. And it's just, how do you go up against that?
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The Ravens-Bills game, that'll be Sunday evening, 6.30. Put the kids to bed. Oh, my God. That game is going to be freaking incredible. Winner takes on the Texans.
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Two minutes for Chiefs talk.
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Who likes Houston in that one?
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I just want horse. I got scared because I didn't know whether I was allowed to do his accent or not or whether that would be some sort of racist appropriation. You gotta be all in.
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Again, I started with I was a spectacular dork and then I made it worse, but way to seize on the moment, guys. Didn't leave you that opening at all. Jason, different types of BJs. Der Bill-James-Baseball-Abstrakt ist etwas, das mich dazu gebracht hat, Michael Lewis in allen Formen zu lesen, ob er über Business oder Baseball spricht und wie wir mit Moneyball lernen, wie wir Messungen machen.
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You know what? I didn't know. It's like Dion's yellow suit.
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Ich wollte authentisch sein und seine Stimme nahe rechts halten. Ich fühlte mich, als ob ich in alten Dracula-Territorium fliege.
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Und ich habe meine Selbstvertrauen auf den ersten Syllabum verloren. Nicht das Dracula, das war eine lustige, selbstvertroffene Dracula. Meine war nicht selbstvertroffene. Ich war zerfallen. Willst du es noch mal probieren? Nein, nie wieder. Es ist eine sehr gefährliche Sache.
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Billy, I was surprised to hear you come in and say today, and you quoted Bill Parcells, you said, as Bill Parcells said, and this is how male this world is.
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Wieder ein Dork. Unpopulär. All-Boys-Schule. Zu viel Lesen. Ja, ich war die schlechteste Version von Pablo Torre. Ich war nicht in irgendwohin. Er ging auch in eine All-Boys-Schule.
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Thank you. I appreciate it, Judge Zass. With prejudice, though. I need some help. Duna! I need some help from you, judging with prejudice here. Bill Parcells would famously say, don't tell me about the labor, show me the baby. And Billy was quoting Parcells as it related to Pat Riley.
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Antetokounmpo ist jetzt vorhanden, das ist die große Geschichte im Sport. Hockey und Basketball sind noch nicht in der dritten Runde, also geht das gegen den Hockey. Und es wird den ganzen Newsstream übernehmen. Einer der Giants ist vorhanden. Man muss feststellen, dass Aaron Rodgers heute die Entscheidung macht. Man muss wieder in die Mischung kommen.
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What about trading possibly for the giant from Denver?
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Put it on the poll at Levitage Show. Are people who go to all boys schools weirdos?
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I mean, you say that, but the University of Miami is run by Columbus boys. Well, they're the dumb weirdos.
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Yes, in my case, and in the case of many Latin kids, that choice is made for you.
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Sicher, aber du bist verrückt unverschämt von einem wirklich guten Spieler.
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Er ist ein guter Spieler, aber ich sehe, dass er nicht so gut ist.
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So this is the big story in sports today. And I will tell you that what should be the big story in sports is how terrible the Colorado Rockies are.
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Billy, hast du... Aber sie hassen Columbus. Hast du einen FIU-Sound vom Wochenende, als du das FIU-Sport wiederholst? Hast du einen Sound von deinen Geschenken vom Wochenende?
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Well, hold on. It's not the worst of it. Do you guys remember when I told you last year that the Chicago White Sox were the single worst team in baseball I'd ever seen? And then by the end of the season, they were the worst team in the history of baseball. That team started 11-28. The Rockies are 6-33. The Rockies are 6-33. This is one of... Keep in mind, what we're watching...
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The Detroit Lions no longer are a laughing stock. The LA Clippers no longer are a laughing stock. The Colorado Rockies have existed 30 years. They've won zero division titles. They've got 10 total playoff wins. They've had 21 losing seasons. And this season they're minus 134 already in runs. Like 21 nothings not that uncommon for them. Are you counting the 21-0? I'm joking about 21 not beat.
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21-0 is uncommon. But this is a, what you're watching is not a Major League Baseball team. It's not in any way a Major League Baseball team. Major League Baseball teams play close games. They are just getting slaughtered.
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Welches ist das zweitgültigste Team in der Liga, das Rundifferenzial so früh in der Saison hat? Ich möchte es nicht sagen.
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Er wurde sofort nach 21-0 gefeuert. Ehrlich gesagt, als sie in die Teenies reingekommen sind, sollten sie auf dem Feld rausgehen und gefeuert werden.
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I want to explore something with you guys because I have just asked Chris Cody to find me the looks like for Clint Hurdle, one of the great and famous looks like characters in the history of our show. I believe that Clint Hurdle would be... Adam Silver is obviously Mount Rushmore in our looks like game, but Clint Hurdle had in... Tell me I'm wrong, Roy.
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So Chris Cody is looking for this right now, but I want to go back to Dan D'Antoni because I've wandered far astray here. Chris, stop for a moment. You didn't find it quite fast enough. So let's go to Dan D'Antoni saying from his brother Mike's perch of this is how we should change the game, but we coaches were kind of idiots.
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Aber was waren die Geschichten? Denn Juju wollte, dass ich dich über diese Geschichten frage. Er würde mir nicht selbst sagen, was du dieses Wochenende mit FIU gemacht hast. Aber er sagte, dass ich dich darüber fragen musste, weil es gut war und es lustig war. Und ich weiß nicht, was du gemacht hast. Oh, oh, oh.
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Earlier in the show I mentioned the Omni Mall. It's been closed for 25 years. There are any number of things that make me feel old these days. One of the things that makes me feel old is when I'm referencing a bit that Chris Cody doesn't remember. That Zaslow would remember, but Chris Cody doesn't remember.
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Do you, Zaslow, remember how much fun we had delighting in action star Steven Seagal's singing career?
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Okay, do you remember any of the names of any of his hit songs off the top of your head? It's not the easiest. Well, this is one of them. He was furious with someone and he said, talk to my ass. Now here's this B-Roll of Steven Seagal in Russia. And when you mentioned Bud Black, I was thinking, look at how his face is painted in order to keep up the old Steven Seagal image.
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pioneering action hero he's got the don nelson belly that he's trying to conceal with the blousey clothes that's a signature move of mine and his entire head seems to be painted and his goatee seems to be painted as he makes his way to russia and zig while others are zagging man bun i'm gonna go see putin i'm not certain could this be a boris sanchez studio lighting thing with him i would feel terrible if that were the case he was like the top action star
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Now it's Liam Neeson, 70 years old. We do action stars poorly in this country, except for Tom Cruise, also 70 years old. Man, you know about Under Siege? Good movie. Look at Seagal right there. Look at him. Mike Ryan, I want an investigation here. What is painted and what is not painted on Steven Seagal in Russia?
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I want Mike Ryan to do his investigation and tell me, do you believe that this is Steven Seagal's real hair and the real color of his goatee?
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Well, you are biased though. And you know what? I got it. You know what? Zaslow, Roy may one day have his name on the press box, because he's been a long time credentialed, as he's mentioned, media member of the Florida Panthers. One of the longest credentialed, I might add. Might end today. Aber klar gebiased. Ihr habt ihn getroffen. Das war kalt und dreckig.
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Ihr habt ihn in der zweiten Runde der Playoffs getroffen. Er hat sich das ganze Wochenende verarscht. Billy, ihr hattet nicht die Aufmerksamkeit der Panthers. Und ihr habt ihn auf der Waffe getroffen. Und ihr habt ihm etwas verurteilt, was er nie verurteilt hätte.
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I would like Pablo Torre too. Did he get too busy? I was told he was going to be here in moments. He might actually have been too busy. Is it because he's winning too many Peabody's?
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So does he. Well, he'd like to stop carrying them. Horses? I just won horses. He's looking at Chet Holmgren and he's like, really? I mean, what is this? What is all of this?
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Does Clint Hurdle look like the dead body hanging outside of a town with no name with a sign attached to him that reads, no visitors? He does look like that. He does. It does look like a coach named Honeycutt. Does he look like a tin of pine tar that has come to life?
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Does he look like the guy at a golf outing wearing a mock turtleneck who cracks open a beer on the first tee, slurps the froth and exclaims it's five o'clock somewhere just after he makes final adjustments to his tennis elbow brace?
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Ich meine, sagst du, weil es die Everglades ist und es schwammig ist und du ein Gebiet haben kannst, das... Es gibt ein Lüftungsgebiet.
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Get me all of the Clint Hurdles. Send our advanced scouts wherever in the universe they have to go to find me more Clint Hurdles. Please get Clint Hurdle back in the game. I can't believe how bad the Rockies are. That's not... I mean, you can make the argument that through 39 games there has never been in the history of our most historic sports something this rancid.
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It sounds like an Adam McKay skit, a Funny or Die skit. Let's put a preserve out there and all of a sudden Pitbull is being mauled by a wild animal.
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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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Low, yeah, I know, but I remember when we reacted to fire tornadoes this way. What does that mean, an atmospheric river? What does that mean, a fire tornado?
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Earlier than ever. Hurricane Season will arrive, I'm sure, like it did last year, earlier than ever. But what I was saying about the D'Antonis and the changing of the sport and where I was a dork, I don't know if the rest of you feel this way about it, but it really has been interesting to watch.
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als meine Generation von Spielern sagt, du weißt, es gibt ein Basketball-Chess-Spiel, das wirklich interessant ist, wenn du liebst, dass es nicht nur Leute sind, die da rumlaufen, dass das Cirque du Soleil ist, dass diese Leute den ganzen Tag Drillen machen, damit sie super präzise sind, um einen open 16-Footer zu bekommen.
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Wenn du das magst, und dann einfach eine Maschine aus den Flächen nehmen kannst, weil es mit James Harden begann, aber er konnte nicht schließen. Er hätte es gewonnen, wenn er... They were better at it than Durant and Curry and Thompson. Because they gained the... And so what I'm asking you guys is, don't you find that part interesting? Because I'm endlessly fascinated by it.
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Okay, but they fixed that too, right? It's always got to change. We got to change for the attention spans. We can talk. Man, we've been talking for two seasons. Are they harming the sport? Nah, if the games are good and you get to watch Lions feed on Jokic, nah. You remember that stuff. It'll give you moments all over the place. And Indiana's going to challenge that team. And I'd just be curious.
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I'd like Tatum to have one of those moments because it was weird to me. Boston with this champion because we all kind of know this thing about it. That, oh, that was easy. And now Boston gets to swagger around as they're entitled to Titletown because they're Boston. And it's like, yeah, but... Your beautiful languid Ferrari of a star. I will say it again.
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Third best player in the league, empirically probably. Close to it, if you don't believe it, whatever. Great player undisputably, not saying that he's not. But I haven't actually seen him kill his prey. James Harden, 50 points, semifinals, game seven. That's not where championships are won. I understand that he's great and he's better than James Harden.
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Und er hat in Game 7 50 gespielt und nicht von ihm entfernt. Aber er hat auch nicht viele krassere Momente, die wir alle erinnern. Nein. Nope.
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I wouldn't go that far. I would not go that far. I'm still scared of Jason Tatum. He can always get his 40 efficiently. Ich denke, er ist wichtiger für ihren Erfolg. Und ich denke, es ist ziemlich unvergesslich, wer ihre Rechten umgekehrt hat.
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I'm like, I'm right there with you, pal. I'm not even saying that he's got to show me something. I'm simply pointing out to everybody, hey, you know this thing here, right, that makes this feel a note off, even though it's a champion. Because this is the thing we were saying last week. Doc Rivers forevermore in that city is a champion. That's not how he's going to be remembered.
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Du musst die Momente erinnern! Das ist so, wie es funktioniert. Es kann nicht so sein, dass du einfach durch die Leute rennst und niemand sagt, was hast du in diesen Serien gemacht, außer der besten Spieler? Du hast das schnellste Auto gefahren?
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If they miss threes, they lose. Except against OKC, I'd like to see it. I'd like to see what that looks like, because I think when we talk about... Was wird Boston tun? Diese Dinge sind so furchtbar. Man, die Wettbewerb ist verrückt. Das nächste Team ist immer da, um ein besseres Ding zu bauen. Und OKC war vor Angel. Nein, wir sammeln die Draftpicks. Wir sammeln alle.
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Locken sie langfristig auf und lassen sie nicht für sieben Jahre weg. Und sehen, wie das geht, wenn wir ein paar Leute bekommen, die nicht Harden und Durant sind, weil alle mit den Draftpicks verliebt sind. Haben sie heute eine Chance, Oklahoma City?
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Es geht wahrscheinlich nicht ohne zu sagen, dass ich ein spektakulärer Dork war als junger Junge. Und eines der Orte, wo ich mit meinem Großvater verbunden war, der nicht viel Englisch sprach, war Baseball. Und er nahm mich zum Omni-Mall und wir fuhren zu den Bill James Baseball-Abstrakten, weil ich... ...fasziniert wurde von Nummern und wie wir Messungen in Sport machen.
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Sie haben so viele Picks und sie sind so jung und sie sind hungrig und sie sind lustig.
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Und sie sind ein Team, das absolut Boston gewinnen könnte, indem sie sagen, weißt du, wie gut unsere Perimeter-Defensive ist? Er ist ein guter Spieler. Er schreckt mich. Er würde mich schrecken. Er ist ein guter Spieler.
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Du willst das Team, das immer da war, wie Golden State und die Remnant von Steph, du willst das absolut da sein. Aber was... Schau, wir können über diese Serie in einer Sekunde sprechen, weil ich würde gerne sehen, wie Edwards es von Steph nimmt. Ich würde gerne das sehen. Ich will nicht, dass Steph auf den Seiten ist, Jimmy Butlers Krieger zu machen, wie Jimmy Butlers Heat. Sehr ähnlich jetzt.
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Die Offense wird sehr schwer sein, wenn du keinen Mann hast, der auf einem magischen Karpfen aufsteht. Ja.
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Drei, drei, drei, drei, drei! Also das ganze Ding ist Asinine, richtig?
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Ich frage euch Leute, ich fühle mich, dass diese Part so verwirklich ist, weil ich schon lange Sport gesehen habe. Und generell gesagt, wenn ein Dwayne Wade auf die Szene bricht, siehst du es und fühlst es. Anthony Edwards ist so groß, dass ich mich nicht wirklich daran erinnern kann, wie athletisch er ist.
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Er ist sechs Fuß drei und irgendwie, nicht im Bereich von Russell Westbrook, von dem man sehen kann, dass er mehr Muskelfieber hat als alle anderen, Anthony Edwards' Athleticism to me, Zaz, is confusing because I'm not used to seeing a 6'3 player play like that. Like maybe Wade, but he seems like he's more athletic than Wade. Oh, he's stronger. Stronger. But I'm just talking about the leap.
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I'm talking about his jump feels different than other people jumping. Oh.
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By the way, Denver hat drei Spiele gewonnen. Jokic hat drei Spiele gewonnen. Er hat das Spiel gewonnen. Entschuldigt. Ja. Tired.
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We'll make you go eight for 25." And he's like,
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I'm glad I've never been asked. What's a good time for the 100 meters? Because I got to be honest with you, just not getting around to learning exactly what a meter is. I think it's about this, but I don't know for sure. If we had a contest in here, I think a lot of Americans would also fall well short of what a meter is.
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He just said he doesn't know. I don't know.
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Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
Yeah. If you would have asked me before that clip, I would have been like 13.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
Yeah, I don't like the big puffy ones either. I don't think those are Cheetos.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
Cheetos has a brand of that. Cheese puffs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
Is he the third sage of the Charmander Revolution? He's the third sage of the Charmander Revolution.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
I posited off mic, do you think Flaming Hot Cheetos have surpassed regular Cheetos?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
Hot Cheetos are a thing, but still the best selling is according to ChatGPT. Still the most popular and best selling one is your traditional crunchy Cheeto, but then So that might be true. So second is Flamin' Hot, which is... Puffs? Puffs are third. Cheetos Flamin' Hot Limon are fourth. Cheetos Cheddar Jalapeno fifth. Cheetos Extra Flamin' Hot sixth. And then Cheetos White Cheddar Baked seventh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
Let me ask ChachiBT.
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Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
Not considered a chip, because chip of what? What is it? It's considered a snack. And it's put in the chip pile because of its association with being a salty, crunchy snack.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
In college athletics, we've seen a little bit more parity in football than I guess we anticipated. Everyone assumed the SEC would just get stronger. They've been challenged by the Big Ten and other schools. But in the other sports, the SEC's financial advantage is really sticking out, particularly men's basketball, baseball, women's basketball.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
On the other side of the coin, you have the ACC, and I know this was several years in the making. They're not top dog by a long shot anymore, and you've had – NC State, which made a Final Four run last year, part ways with its coach. Miami, which made a Final Four run two years ago, part ways with its coach. Leonard Hamilton might have won a championship, were it not for COVID over at FSU.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
Parting ways over there. What do you make of what's happening inside the ACC? Are they feeling the pressure?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Ruth is a Tapper (feat. Seth Davis)
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Ich denke, ein Teil davon ist, dass es sich um die Big-Market-Teams konzentriert. In manchen Fällen ist es lauscher. Es ist einfacher, über die Cowboys zu sprechen, als über die Bengals und die Browns.
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Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
As media continues to conglomerize, I don't know if that's a word, and just get more condensed and focused into these big markets, then you're going to get less and less really outstanding local coverage. And that's how it's been for the last few years. There's fewer opportunities to work in smaller markets now, if you're a media member, than there is to work at one of these major networks.
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Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
And they're just going to keep covering what they always have been covering.
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Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Ja, ich denke, ich bin der Zweite am letzten, weil ich nicht mal der größte NBA-Fan bin. Aber ich denke, man kann es mehr breit sprechen, außerhalb der NBA, wo ich finde, dass die Leute, die viele dieser Shows hosten und die vokalen Leiter der Sportler sind, nicht verstehen, wie viel
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Fans hören zu ihnen, wenn sie dir sagen, dass ein Spieler gut ist oder wenn sie dir sagen, dass ein Team gut ist oder ein Team interessant ist. Viele Leute hören zu ihnen und es beeinflusst die Art, wie sie etwas beobachten.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Und wenn du nur über die gleichen Teams sprichst, die interessant und gut sind, über und über wieder, dann wirst du wahrscheinlich wahrscheinlich sagen, oh, der Thunder, das ist schrecklich. Aber, weißt du, vor einer Dekade, als der Thunder wirklich gut war, ich glaube nicht, dass es sehr schwer war, Leute so zu beobachten und aufgeregt zu sein, dass das Team einen Rennen macht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Es ist einfach so, dass viele Dinge in den letzten Dekaden verändert haben, wie wir die Medien beobachten.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Das ist ein Problem.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Ich schaue Basketball jeden Abend. Ich habe auch alle Womenskonferenz-Tournaments dieses Wochenende gesehen. Wow, was für ein Wochenende. UCLA, Big Ten Champs. Das wird mir niemals seltsam klingen. Aber ich sollte nicht derjenige sein, der die meisten Pro-Basketball-Tournaments sieht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Okay, yes. The initial claim was... Weak. Aber die Entschuldigung war einfach so schlecht. Die Entschuldigung war so, äh, naja, der Show muss weitergehen. Es war einfach nicht wirklich da. Und es hat mich ein bisschen überrascht, weil Karl-Anthony Townes an einem Feierabend war, also hat er das Spiel verpasst. Einer seiner Freunde ist krank gestorben oder so. Es war einfach sehr unangenehm.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Die ganze Sache hat mich super unangenehm gesehen. Einige Leute sind wirklich verrückt an Draymond.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Have you seen one before?
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Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Have you felt one?
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Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Du meinst den Revolutionärkrieg? Ja. Es gibt auch ältere Gebäudemäuse.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Hockey is the smelliest sport, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
I think hockey is by far the worst. Then it goes football, soccer, baseball.
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Hour 1: Roy & David Smell Like Brian Skrudland
Golf doesn't smell that bad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Yep. I mean, I met my quarterback.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Identical twins. I mean, Jesus. Stugatz. Listen, I will never have the relationship with Aaron Rodgers that I have with the guy that I thought was Aaron Rodgers. I mean, that is the greatest conversation I've ever had with my quarterback.
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The Big Suey: Eating Humble Pie
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Eating Humble Pie
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face and the habitual liar.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
football information go to god bless football right now they get out before the rest of us as does david samson on nothing personal they get to the content of the work week faster than we do
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Alright, excellent work by that guy. One snuck through. I'm sure Yankee fans will be totally reasonable about this. He was on the Yankees for like 35 games. I know, right? What are we doing? No, it's the greatest. No, but this is the John Turturro's brother was just swinging a bat at us. He's hitting his palm with a bat. Play that sound again. Es fühlte sich persönlich an.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Aber nicht das Geräusch. Geh zurück zu dem Turturro-Geräusch. Er trägt eine Yankee-Jagd. Ich habe Nick Turturro gesehen. Er macht nicht so gut.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Das ist der realistischste, den ich je gesehen habe. Was ich sage, ist, dass das kein Geräusch ist. Er spielt nicht einen Wrestling-Charakter. Er ist wütend.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
But we televised your tears yesterday and I didn't think during the football Sunday, and we've talked about this before, what has to happen in sports to make its way into get out of the way Chargers, Chiefs, get out of the way Bills, Rams. There's something else here. There's a sports news thing that's bigger than football. Such a thing does not exist. What is it? The O.J. Simpson freeway chase?
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
And then it's bleep you. There are the two words, that's enough. We could be done. No, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. It would not stop there. It could not stop there. Because when you get stuck right there, two words, and it's insufficient, then all of a sudden, I don't know why this is, there's the horse you rode in on.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
But what is that? I don't know that expression. That's just when I've run out of material, but I really want you to know this. But I don't understand, why is there a horse that he rode in on?
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
No, that's got to be 1770s.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
If I tell the people in our audience right now how old is and the horse he rode in on, there's no way that they're going to say 50 years old.
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Is this a good move? They're better, right? I want to ask Billy this. Of course it's a good move to buy the best player and put him in your lineup. You are mortgaging future, but I think this owner is behaving the way that Stugatz as a fan...
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
als Turturro, als jemand, der sich um die Mannschaft kümmert, wie man sich um die Mannschaft kümmert, das heißt, du wirst mich, den besten Spieler, egal der Kost, bekommen, weil wir jetzt gewinnen wollen.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
No, there is a thing. Juan Soto bekommt drei Viertel von einem Billion Dollar. Und er ist kein Superstar. Er ist ein exzeptioneller Fußballspieler. Er ist es jetzt. Aber er ist nicht ein Star. Er ist ein Star-Baseballspieler. But he is not a star. Like all of us know here in sports that he is excellent at what he does. But Scott Boris wins again.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Und was die Mets heute gewonnen haben, sie haben gestern nicht nur Fußball gewonnen, die Mets haben 750, sie haben drei Viertel von einem Billion Dollar gewonnen, um die Yankees gestern und heute zu gewinnen. Stevie Cohen liebt es, die Pressekonferenz zu gewinnen. Er hat schon einmal die Metz-Fans verloren, Stugatz. Das ist euer neuer, künstlerischer Anwalt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Und er hat schon einmal verloren, wo du... Er hat all das Geld verdient, und dann hast du ihn verarscht, und du hast nicht mehr an seinem Team geantwortet. Du würdest nicht in Schittyfield für ein Spiel gehen.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Let's do it this way. Let's do it this way.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
You're good. Before we get to David Sampson, I just think Stevie Cohen wants to win the game before the apocalypse of the economy coming for all of us ends up swallowing all of American currency. And Stevie Cohen, it's paper money. He wants to win right now. David Sampson.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
And David Sampson hates Scott Boris more than he hates anyone publicly or privately that I've heard him talk about. But I don't want him infecting our Football Monday. Because I got original crew in here and a mean. I want to start galloping on football. But Sampson's like... You gotta talk Soto. You gotta start with Soto. And I'm like, why do I have to start with Soto? A money story? Great.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
David, we want your expertise here. Nothing personal is the name of his podcast. I am positive he covered this very well. How much of your show did it take up today? Of the 50 minutes of important talking, how much did you discuss just this?
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Ja, Turturro hat uns dort geführt. Es war gut, es war gut, dass er gespielt hat. Ich denke, du würdest es akzeptieren.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
I want to play some video here of Jeff Passant talking about this with Scott Van Pelt. Because they're saying that it's not just because the Mets offered 5 million dollars more. And the talk now is, but the Yankees were offering 16 years guaranteed. So here's Jeff Passant talking about this with Scott Van Pelt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Ruin sports again, money guy. A money story. No, you gotta start with Soto. You guy who told me that the $100 million contract was gonna wreck the sport and now I'm watching the Dodgers got a billion deferred? And a guy who's not a star gets three quarters of a billion dollars? That was enough to get into football, wasn't it?
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Oh, es ist Karnak. Komm schon, was ist das? Zolak. Karnak. Komm schon. Also, deine Referenz war nicht nur falsch, sondern es war von Johnny Carsons Zeit und du hast es falsch gemacht. Zolak ist, was du uns gegeben hast. He's so enraged. There's no way he's going to be himself today. Do you understand how crazy this makes him? Samson loses today. Boris wins and he's locked in hell.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Ihr wart alle daran interessiert, dass die Mets ihn von den Yankees verloren haben.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
What are the details, Samson, that are going to make this a distorted amount of money, that it's being presented one way today, the day that everyone's talking about it? Und dann wird niemand das andere Teil von dem bemerken, nämlich dass Soto viel mehr Wert davon bekommt, mit den Mets als mit den Yankees. Und waren Yankee-Fans richtig, die Steinbrenners für nicht die Mets auszubieten?
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Zuerst einmal, nein.
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Samson, how wrong did you get this? When they turned down 440 million from the Nationals, your thought was that was going to end up becoming how much by when in Boris' control? By how many hundreds of millions were you wrong here?
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
I just so wish, David, that all sports had this, so that I could watch Jerry Jones want to get somebody, like from somebody he doesn't like, from Bob Craft, so that I can see... Just to get him? Oh, just because they can, because it's all funny money.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
David, deine Gedanken hier, dass du es wieder essen musst, weil Boris immer noch alle deine Anwälte spielt. Er spielt mit ihnen. Das, was du willst, ist mehr als alles andere. Die Yankees und die Mets wollen den gleichen Spieler.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
No, but it's not just that, though. David, just give me the amount of money that Scott Boris makes with this contract. Because just him, he gets $35 million for negotiating this, doesn't he get 5%?
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
It's a stolen one. Hold on a second then. I'd have to play the music. Did you cue it? Did you tell Chris Cody you need a stat of the day? Stat of the day. It's a stolen one.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Ja, also sie haben diese Jungs für eine lange Zeit günstig bekommen und David Sampson ist einer eurer Hauptverletzten für dieses System für eine Weile. Und dann wird er gespielt und gespielt von Scott Boris, wo, wenn du keine Warenkarte hast, ist das, was alle wissen. Weißt du, wie unbezahlt Mahomes ist? Hast du eine Idee, wie unbezahlt Patrick Mahomes ist? Hinter Tua, hinter Trevor Lawrence.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Stugatz!
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Think about this, hold on a second though. This was him with the Nationals and we're all discovering, holy shit, the Nationals got a right-handed hitter who's Ted Williams and he's 22 years old. He's gonna lead them in all the World Series stats. What's this guy worth?
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Are we off the air? Can you play a song for me? I don't know what is happening right here. Okay, what is happening here? I don't understand what's happening here. Well, we have a song, Dan. Samson is being comforted as he sucks his thumb with Stugatz holding him. That's what we're doing. In hell, with Scott Boris.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
I thought that he was working on North Carolina Belichick material. Let's hear Taylor.
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Yes, okay, I do. Just keep him there for a second. I don't like playing his songs. I agree with that one constructive critic. He's the voice of a generation.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Who says that less Taylor is what this show needs. Let's give them less Taylor.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Taylor singt für eine Generation. Ich muss Sie begrüßen. Ich bin sorry. Ich mache das, weil das das perfekte Ende für all das ist. Verstehen Sie, dass heute ein Nationalholiday ist? Wir alle lachen bei den Yankees, weil wir nicht genug Geld haben. Sie haben immer das größte Geld gehabt.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Und ihre Fans, die Turturros der Welt, denken, sie sollten die Red Sox und die Dodgers und alle anderen gewinnen. Und sie haben einfach zu den Mets verloren. Und Sie sahen, sie wissen, wo Shittyfield ist. They know the dump the Met Stadium situation is. It's flushing New York. They make fun of it as a toilet. Everybody knows this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
So Boris doubles this, okay? So after we were, we all thought he was crazy. We're like, who the bleep has won Soto for the Nationals to offer him 400-something million, which is double what Stanton was given by Samson.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Das ist ein 15-Jahres-Deal.
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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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Wenn ich kann, okay, weil ich weiß, dass das Samson verrückt macht. Können Sie uns in der Videobeschreibung Samson gerade sagen, weil er Scott Boris mehr hasst als jeder in der Welt. Und gerade jetzt hört er unsere Show über eine Geschichte sprechen, wo er viel mehr Expertise hat als wir.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Und er tut das, während er in einem Käse mit Scott Boris, der Hörnern auf seinem Kopf hat, und was Billy gerade artikuliert hat, Scott Boris hat den Wert des Kontrakts doppelt. in a few years on Soto. The contract that was going to be 440 million that Soto turned down, Boris almost has doubled that in a few years.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
There's no way that David Sands, we haven't heard from him yet, there's no way that he likes this deal when he thought that the Ichiro deal was going to be... I want to get to his thoughts and we will get to his thoughts in a second, but I can't believe that there's a story and it's money that knocks football to the side.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
And let's get to some of this sound because one of the great joys in here is... Ich bin sicher, dass die Yankees-Fans über dieses Thema absolut rechtfertigen werden. Ich bin sicher, dass die Yankees-Fans, die auf der Welt-Serie kommen, wenn sie sagen, hey Steinbrenner, die Steinbrenner-Familie, weißt du, was wir tun, wenn die Dodgers sie auszahlen? Wir auszahlen sie.
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Durch die Geschichte, was diese Familie ist, wenn die Yankees zu den Dodgers verlieren, dann kauft Steinbrenner mehr Leute.
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Well, Sampson is, you know, corporate shill and likes to protect management against giving away its money. And he has been telling us, as baseball owners have for a long time, that baseball can't keep affording this, while the Dodgers... Sie müssen 1 Billion Dollar bezahlen. Und das, was im Baseball wirklich gewinnt, ist, den besten regionalen TV-Kontrakt zu haben.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Der Sport ist so sauber geworden. Und die Dodgers, die Vorteile, die die Dodgers haben, die die Mets nicht mit Soto haben, ist, dass die Dodgers jetzt Geld auf deferred Ohtani Geld machen. Sie machen es auch in Japan. Sie machen es international, die Menge Geld, die sie überall machen. Soto ist nur ein New Yorker Baseballspieler. Genau.
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Er wird, wenn nicht im Schatten von Judge, nicht die gleiche Star sein, die Judge ist.
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These numbers are ridiculous. This is why they're not ridiculous, okay? This part, I would ask you to listen to the sporting class where John Skipper and David Sampson with Pablo Torre really break down some of the numbers in sports in ways that can't be argued.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Wenn wir uns mit diesem Geld befinden, muss es David Sampson verrückt machen, als jemand, der versucht hat, die Kosten in diesem Sport zu reduzieren, und sieht, dass Scott Boris, der Mann, den er mehr hasst als jeder andere, den Preis-Tag von Soto doppelt hat, weil du nur die Yankees und die Mets haben, die das gleiche wollen. Dann wird jeder in diesem Sport ein Idiot werden.
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Und würdest du das nicht lieben, so wie Fußball das Geschäft macht? wie Basketball das Geschäft macht, wo die reichen Jungs eigentlich nur kaufen können, was diese regionalen TV-Kontrakte sind.
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Verstehen Sie, dass die Baseball-Union, der größte Genie aller alles war, dass sie nie eine Salarienkarte erlaubt hat, sodass diese Anwälte immer das tun mussten, sodass David Sampson nicht in der Schattel schlagen konnte mit seinen extra Hunderten und Hunderten von Millionen von Dollar und es mit den Spielern teilen musste, weil Ohtani ein Bargain ist. Ohtani ist jetzt günstig.
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Er ist bereits günstig.
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dass alle in der amerikanischen Wirtschaft sehen, was diese Spieler wirklich wert sind, wenn man diese CEOs über sie bittet. Weil wenn man keine Salarienkapazität hat, geht jeder verrückt. Die Yankees und die Mets gehen verrückt. Und das ist witzig. Ich möchte einige dieser Geräusche spielen, nur einige davon, okay? Ja. Wir haben hier zwei Töne von randomen Yankee-Fans. Das ist Nick Turturro.
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Das ist Johns Bruder. Ich will ihn nicht beurteilen. Das ist das, was ich von ihm erinnere.
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NYPD Blue. Ich beurteile nicht seine Kredenzialen, aber er ist John's Bruder. Er ist ein Yankee-Fan und er ist unabhängig. Hey, Juan Soto, I got two words for you.
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God bless football is crushing it. Yesterday Smirnoff sponsored Stugatz's live Jets tears. Do you know how rare a commodity that is to get that live and unfiltered? We will talk Jets Dolphins in a second. But I saw something happen yesterday, Stugatz, that I have not seen happen around here. And if you want all of your
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They're not fine with losing out on anybody, but they hate losing to that team. Sie sind der Gutter. Sie sind das zweite Team in dieser Stadt. Die Yankees haben immer diese Stadt gewohnt. Die Mets haben immer versucht, diese Stadt von den Yankees zu stehlen. Die Mets bekommen nicht die Spieler, die die Yankees wollen, durch die Geschichte. Nicht jeder Steinbrenner-Klan kann das.
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Er ist ein Lunatik. He's a lunatic, he hates David Sampson, David Sampson hates him as well, so we'll get to David Sampson's thoughts on this in a second, because they're stronger than anyone in the industry, Stugatz, because he's really got some expertise here as someone who hates Scott Boris, and he hates Scott Boris, and someone who hates Stevie Cohen, I think.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Ja, und er sagt uns immer, dass diese Salarien aus der Kontrolle sind, obwohl wir sie nie geben. Und dann gibt er eine an Stanton. Und jetzt ist Stanton der sechste höchstbetroffene Yankee. Die ganze Sache ist asinin. Stugatz, ich würde sagen, ist so berühmt wie ein Metz-Fan, wie es irgendwo auf Sportradio wäre.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
Seinfeld, Sports Radio. In our industry, look, I don't take for granted when we get to be national voices on things. Stugatz gets to be a national voice of fandom on Jets, on Mets. But over the years, the Mets have broken him. Well, baseball has broken him. So, when he signs Francisco Lindor, which was a previous giant contract...
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Wenn Stugaz spielt, wer das ist, kann er nicht herausfinden, wer der Kurzstopp für sein eigenes Team ist. Er erkennt ihn nicht auf der Seite, weil er sich auf die Metzen gewechselt hat.
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Local Hour: Juan Soto Record-Breaking Contract Reaction
So I'm sure Yankee fans will be reasonable about this. Here's one of them outside of shitty field. Look at this. This is where the Mets, like the Yankees look down on all Mets things to lose the player they wanted, their World Series star, the guy who protects fragile judge. To lose him to the Mets is the worst of indignities. Panning around.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Are we done with we're good, or do we have more? We're good. I like the game. We're good. Lucy is great. She joins us. College Football, we'll break it down next.
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Oh, I love it. Alright, we'll get to what actually happened here in a second, but you went to the Big Ten Championship game. Did you have a good time? Are you sure?
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So my guess is the vibes weren't where they probably should have been because both teams knew they were getting into the playoffs regardless. And secondly, I am totally with Lucy here. 45-37, that is not Big Ten football. You need an Iowa in there. You need to be like a 17-3 game. I'm with you, Lucy.
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So you're saying he just didn't know that off the top of his dome? Is that what you're saying? Well, and he looked great. He could have.
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I think he ponied up $400,000 for, you know, Mac, if he does that field goal challenge. Yeah, that's, you know. It bothers you. No, you made a face. Why does it bother you?
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It was up to $1.2 million for that kid.
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Right, I know. And they were happy he missed.
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Lucy or Goosey, was McAfee happy that he missed that kick?
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Wir sind nie in dieser Position. Nein, wir waren in einer Position einmal. Erinnerst du dich an den Doink? Ich weiß. Denver. Ja.
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Und dann, wenn du das geschafft hast, kannst du das erste Mal missen.
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Ja, sie haben 187 Dollar, die ich nicht geben wollte. Billy hat sie auf meine Seite gegeben und sie haben auch ein Buch. Nein, sie sagten, sie wollten das Buch nicht. Ja, sie sagten, sie wollten das Buch nicht. Sie hat gesagt, sie fühlte sich so schlecht darüber. Sie kam zurück mit 20 meiner Dollar, um das Buch zu fragen.
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Mit Taxi. Ich habe ihr gesagt, es war 187.
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Lucy or Goosey, Billy, thank you for leading me here. South Carolina has a bigger gripe than Alabama.
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There's never been a response like this, ever, in the history of the show.
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So you're going to explain that, or that's just it? I explained it already. Okay, I missed the explanation. So being down one score... To be honest with you, I was checking out Sean McDermott, because that guy should not be the head coach of the Bills, and I was rechecking to make sure he did something I thought he did when watching the game live yesterday, and he did it.
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Ich wusste nicht, dass er in den Klassiker ist. Er ist in den Klassiker. Seine Tochter ist Klassikerin. Dave Petromala, einer der Klassiker für das Nordamerikanische Klassiker-Team, ist einer seiner besten Freunde. Es ist seltsam, aber sie benutzen den Klassiker, um Bill Belichick zu rekrutieren, was verrückt ist.
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Everybody's got a type, Lucy. Lucy or Goosey, if you're the committee, you cannot rank Clemson 16th and have them make the playoff.
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I know, but I hate the system, okay?
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Er hat in der ersten Runde ein Tor gewonnen. Ich glaube, Tom Brady hat ihn ausgesprochen. Aber Sean McDermott wird der Grund sein, warum Josh Allen keine Superbowl gewinnt.
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Sie spielen für den letzten Platz und wir bekommen den Sieg in dieser Runde. Ich kann nicht glauben, dass Florida State das Spiel gemacht hat. Ja, das ist verrückt. Aber Lucy, du fühlst dich enttäuscht, dass Oregon die Möglichkeit hat, alle Spiele zu spielen, und dann können sie wählen, wer ihr nächstes Abonnenten sein wird.
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Okay, lass uns nicht dumm sein. Wir würden das hier nie machen. Lass uns nicht dumm sein.
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Yeah, you're forced to play the winner.
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No, no, no. Let's say hypothetically, hypothetically, Clemson wins, Tennessee wins, Penn State wins. Wenn Clemson gewinnt, würdest du Clemson wählen, natürlich. Ja, ich würde Clemson wählen.
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Lucy or Goosey, Championship weekend has been ruined because of the college football playoff.
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Es gab Texas und Georgia. Und das hat das Spiel nicht verärgert.
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We will preview the first round with you next week, but final one here. Lucy or Goosey, Nick Saban loves that in his first year not being the Alabama head coach that Alabama did not make the playoffs.
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Oh, ich verspreche dir, Nick denkt, er sei derjenige, der sie gerettet hätte. Ja, ja. All right, Lucy, we appreciate it. We will talk to you next week. Exciting, the playoffs are here. Thank you, Lucy. We'll preview the games next week.
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Danke, Lucy. Wir sprechen nächste Woche wieder.
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Of course you'll take it. You had a winning week.
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You thought Johnny Smith was the lock of the day yesterday.
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Should we get to winners and losers? Let's get to it.
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Are you going loser or winner first?
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I thought you were calling him the loser. No, no. Spoiler alert. Sam Darnold is my winner.
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Fantastic job. We'll never forget you. I honestly don't even think that it was on purpose. We didn't remember you. Never forget Kirk Cousins. Do you have a winner or a loser, Mikey?
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Wow, wow. Thank you for that. Yeah, what is happening? Just trying to convince somebody to move. My winner was, oh, I like that. No state tax. My winner was Sam Darnall. My losers are everyone who watched Saints and Giants and everyone who watched Jags and Titans. Yeah, we good. Two of the worst games in the history of the NFL.
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Sie hatten einen schlechten Tag. Sie hatten 15 Punkte in der dritten Quartier, übrigens.
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That game against the Jaguars in a couple of weeks is going to be a big one. They're going to take both Sanders. They are. I can see it happening. No, that's happening. It is happening. You heard the reports of Deion Sanders was at an event in Las Vegas, pulled Antonio Pierce aside to take both my boys. He meant him. He didn't mean Shiloh.
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My boy needs his other boy there for protection.
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I think Pierce, well, it might be up to Deion. I'll make you the linebackers coach.
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Over Shador. It'll be great. Das ist definitiv etwas, was ich nicht sagen sollte.
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Back to Green Bay, folks. If the season ended today and Billy's Big Board Bats up next.
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Das war's für heute. Wir haben Billy's Big Board Bets, wir haben If the Season Ended Today und ich denke, wir sollten das machen, Billy. Du bist auf Feuer mit deinen Päckchen. Ich denke, du solltest die Big Board Bets machen. Mach eine und dann gehen wir zu Mikey A. auf If the Season Ended Today. Dann gehen wir zurück zu dir und einer anderen Big Board Bet. Du weißt, was ich meine?
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thank you wow i like that uh i'm gonna skip the afc because we have a time crunch so i'm just gonna go right to the nfc if the season ended today right commanders at the eagles round one wow that is a great game good game division game rivals right down the street from each other yep that is a big time game i take the eagles to win that game oh close one close one i like it it's a good game but i kind of don't like when it's like division rivals in the first round like i've already seen this game twice you know like
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Well, unless, you know... Unless one team already won twice. We don't know. I have no idea.
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Win it three times. It could be a rubber match, it could not be. I'm with Fuentes on that. Alright, ready for the second one? I wanna see if it's a rubber match, but yes, I'm ready for the second one.
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Alright, it's not a rubber match because they've only played once. So they play again in two weeks. The Eagles won the first game, so Washington needs to win and then I'll be okay with that as an opening round matchup because I love a good rubber match.
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Revenge game. So you're telling me if the season ended today, we're getting a revenge game and a rubber match. But Green Bay would be traveling to Seattle for an opening round playoff game. I have the Packers.
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What a game! Darnold and Mayfield!
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Very good. Great game. Good. Not for the team that drafted them. They have two really good targets there. Well, Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison. Yes. They're good.
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Das ist ein verrückter Tag. 372 war mein Schluss.
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Can I give you one more reason? But that is a basic thing. You do not run the ball when you're trying to preserve your three time outs. You don't do that. No, it's not fine. Everybody's freaking out about this. I'll get to you in a second, Mikey. When I say a team needs a loss, the Bills aren't one of those teams. They don't need a loss. They've had a couple of losses. They now have three losses.
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They need home field advantage. They need to win. They don't have it. It goes through Kansas City now. What they needed was a plate defense yesterday. That's what they needed. That's a fair point.
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He's destined to win another one.
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Fired his OC and it worked. All their coaches were fired last year. Well, now he, I mean... With the exception of him. He's going to be there a while, I would think.
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Alright, we do not ignore college football here on God Bless Football. Lucy's gonna join us coming up in just a few minutes. Billy, I'm looking at the Rams right now and the Rams are good. Are you thinking the Rams could make the playoffs and make a deep run into the playoffs? Is that what you're thinking? I don't know about that. I'm just saying they're not, you know,
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They're in the mix right now. They're not a pushover. Right. I mean, they're 7-6, but they are. They're in the mix. They're 7-6, and they have a chance of being that second wildcard team in the NFC.
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Ja, ich musste an der ATM auf dem Weg nach Hause stoppen. Und danke an alle, die gestern in Vivo in Miami, Dolphin Mall, und danke an unsere Freunde in Smirnoff. Wir sind in die Vereinigten Staaten der USA gefahren. doing football watch parties courtesy of our friends at Smirnoff Vodka. You mentioned Smirnoff, by the way.
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So we have Lucy coming up. Billy has a new game. You have If the Season Ended Today. We have winners and losers to get to. I mean, where do you want to go here, Billy? You want me to explain to you how We Good works? I feel like We Good could be a first.
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I had a feeling this is how the game works. I wasn't sure until he did it, though, you know?
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I'm good with it. There's something interesting.
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I think when we both say we good, we have to move on.
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When there's a tie... Tiebreaker. Yes. We'll talk about it. Okay, well, Fuente should be the deciding vote, right? I mean... One more tie, that's all I'm saying.
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I know, but it was interesting if you said Tim Couch the first time instead of Aaron Crouch.
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We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company.
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Mikey, Billy started the morning off air, said to me that the Chiefs, he believes the Chiefs are a team of destiny. They might be.
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I don't think that's going to happen. The only thing that will make you like him again is winning. And that's not happening.
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Yeah, but winning at this point, winning now, would make you angrier at Aaron Rodgers.
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They could beat the Rams. They could.
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Well, they could beat anyone, but it's going to happen. Yes, Billy. Yes, Billy. Billy, what do you think about the Dolphins, by the way? Another great game. Dolphins pull out that victory.
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The Colts play the Broncos next week. You need the Colts to win that game desperately. No, I disagree. Why?
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But then the Broncos go to 9-5, don't they?
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Wait, have you looked at this scenario? What if the Colts and Dolphins both went out?
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I understand what you're saying, but that would put the Broncos at 10-5, and technically you're trying to catch the Broncos, but I understand what you're saying.
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Es macht also Sinn, die Kölner zu verlieren.
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So the team that's won two consecutive Super Bowls, you're going to explain to Mikey how they're a team of destiny. They've also won two consecutive weeks.
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Okay, but also... Well, if Staley's career ends with just two titles, does she deserve a championship? Because I think doing it while she's still coaching is probably what bothers you.
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I think part of the problem is, she is still coaching.
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Pharrell Williams.
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Yes, it was more of a reminder, Dan, that you have an outstanding ticket. Pay it. You know, we don't want you to get arrested. I thought it was two.
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Oh boy. I'm so scared to say this, but I feel good about the next chances. Jalen Brown is banged up. Tatum appears to be a little bit banged up. They have Al Horford. We don't. That could be a deciding factor. I think the Celtics in seven. I think it's going to be a very, very close series.
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Ich will nicht sagen, was es ist, was ich sagen will. Gut, ich werde es sagen. Die Nixon 6. Wow!
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Ich habe bestimmten Freunden versprochen, dass ich es nicht jenke. Und hier bin ich.
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Ich habe niemandem versprochen.
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Hey, frag mich eine Frage. Ah, du lachst.
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Well, I said the B in Buddy stands for Big Shot Bob.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Hey, tip of the cap to one Greg Popovich. Pop. One of the all-time greats. You can go coach D3 now.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
The Jimmy Butler Trade saved Golden State's season. That and Buddy Heald. Pat Riley had Jimmy Butler and said, let me get him. Alec Burks and Terry Rozier. Scary Terry.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
It reminded everybody, who's who. And Dan, just like that. Make no mistake about it. Steph Curry is back.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
The Royals had the fewest home runs this season, but then hit a franchise record seven home runs in one game. Baseball.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Keeping an eye on that guy.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Er hat schon viel gemacht. James Harden macht einen Versuch, den Namen James zu nennen. Wenn dein Name James ist, musst du Big Game James sein. James Worthy, James Shields, Harden, der den Namen nicht respektiert. Riley Green war letztes Jahr All-Star. Wer wusste das?
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Scotty Scheffler. Chess. Everyone else. Checkers. Eric Van Rooyen. Der rare golfer, der 2. zu beenden, schießt minus 23, nur um 8 Schuss zu verlieren. Das war nicht gut für Golf. Nein. Du kannst keinen Jungen haben, der 31 oder 32 unter Par ist, über den Wochenende. Wie ist es, wenn du einen schwierigen Kurs spielst?
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Thank you. But it's Buddy Heald who's back, right? Exactly. Zero points in Game 6. Buddy Heald never arrived. He arrived last night. I mean, you can't be back if you never arrived. That's a good point. Thank you. Excellent point.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Und ich will nicht hören, wenn sie das Open Championship im Juli spielen, ich will nicht hören, wie schwierig der Kurs ist oder der US Open. Du bekommst die größten Kurse in der größten Situation, so viel so, dass Scotty Scheffler 31 unter Par war. Abomination. Embarrassment. When somebody shoots 21 under, the course loses. Bad for golf. That finished in second.
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Jordan Spieth was minus 19, lost by 12 strokes.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
It was crazy. Jimmy Goldstein, still alive. Es ist ein bisschen eine Überraschung. Wir hatten einen Rund mit Jimmy.
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Ja. Viele Dinge sind sich seitdem verändert. If Jimmy ever dies, they should bury him courtside at an arena of his choosing. If. If he does. If. Big if. You agree? Bury him courtside. Arena of his choosing. It's Jimmy Goldstein, man. It's an NBA legend.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
The only team in baseball... Without ten wins yet is Colorado. One might say they're off to a rocky start. So bad. They're so bad. Russell Westbrook going back to Oklahoma City. All love. Jimmy Butler going back to Minnesota. No love lost. That's going to be a fun series, man. Yes. I'm excited for that.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Sprechend von zurückkommen, habe ich mich über den Wochenende zurückgeschraubt und meine fünf Top Teams verabschiedet, die wahrscheinlich in der NFL zurückkommen werden. Nr. 5, die Jets. 5 und 12, ein Jahr her, das war mit Aaron Rodgers. Jetzt haben sie Justin Fields. Ein Schritt zurück? Sie gehen für Arch. Ein Schritt zurück von 5 und 12, ja. Die Ravens.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Ja, so gut. Hockey-Fans, ich liebe es, dir zu erzählen, wie groß Hockey ist. Ethan.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Mehr zu tun mit mir, dass die Bengals groß werden und die Ravens ein Wildcard-Team werden. Nummer 3, Detroit. 15-2, Home Field, they had their chance, Dano. Number two, the Vikings. Wait a minute, so that's it for Detroit? A step back? A step back, yeah. Number two, the Vikings. Unless they get Aaron Rodgers. In that case, they might win it all.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Or a daughter. It seems like he gained a problem with his cheap father-in-law.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Is Greg the drunkest person in this video? That's a fair point. I still have that shirt. It should be dissected. All you do is drink beer. I don't think we've ever heard the audio of that.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Window closed. So it's not a small step. Ja, wow. Ein großer Schritt.
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Nummer eins, die Chiefs. Ich kann hier bleiben. Hier kommen die Padres.
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I mean, I'll do it if you want me to do it.
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You missed it. Here come the Padres.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Here come the Padres. The Mets took a step back. They did. James Harden. Mr. Game 7. You are not.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Erinnere dich an die Rockets. Sie haben die Stefan Draymond vor einer Dekade verloren. Sie haben ihr Roster zerstört. Sie haben eine volle Veränderung durchgeführt. Sie kommen aus dieser Veränderung raus, um eine 2-Siege zu bekommen, nur um Stefan Draymond zu verlieren.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
But that was at the very start of... Oh, look out! Bunny healed! If someone calls me on the weekend, you know what I'm not doing? Answering. It's my weekend.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Dan, weißt du, was die B in Buddy Heald heißt? Balls. Big Shot Bob. Er ist Bud.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Finally healed in some dividends.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Hielding dividends. Clay Thompson walked so Buddy Hield could run.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Steph Curry, 5-0 in Playoff Series against the Rockets. You know what that means, of course, Dano. I do not. It means Steph has their number. Poor Rockets.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I'm gonna struggle with this name, even though Chris just told me. Miko Ratanen? Retinan. Ah, Retinan. Scoring a Game 7 hat trick to eliminate the team that forced him out. Russell Westbrook with 16-5-5 to eliminate the team that traded him last offseason. You know what was on the menu over the weekend, Dan?
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Yeah, I mean, one nothing, no shots. Lionel Messi would like a word. Who wants to see that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Weekend-Observations, brought to you by Miller Lite. Dan, you could argue, no one has transformed the game more than this man. Four championships in seven seasons. A dynasty, some would say. But time doesn't wait. And questions started swirling. How much was really left in the tank? Facing the young, scrappy Two-Seed, he had something to prove. And prove it, he did. That Dagger 3.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Du denkst, es ist ein Bridge. Bestes Arsch seit Manning. Da ist er. Das ist, was die Jets schauen. Danke. Das ist so ein Ding.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Du hast Justin Fields. Das ist der Grund, warum sie einen Schritt zurücknehmen werden. Justin Fields. Fußball. Sagt 1-0. Statt 1-0. Mach mir einen Vorteil. Geh über dich selbst. Jesus Christi, Sport. Harry Kane. Mach es in England. What does that mean? I don't know. Do it in the World Cup. I'm not a lawyer.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Nothing personal with David Sampson. Getting a second hour. I've always said, if you can add an hour to a show outside the top 200 in sports podcasts, you add an hour to a show outside the top 200 in sports podcasts.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Natürlich hat er es. Steven Adams ist ein Rocket. Es gibt nichts wie ein Derby auf einer schlappen Strecke.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Weißt du, was die D im Kentucky Derby steht für, Dan O.? Demise of Journalism. Somehow Donovan Mitchell has found himself living in the comfy confines of No Expectation Island.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
I changed the name over the weekend.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Made it longer, less efficient, less funny and dated and recycled. Thank you. Winner of Pacers Cavs. Getting zero calls against the winner of Celtics-Knicks. Collision course. Phil Simms telling Abdul Corder he could wear number 11. Only to then say, nope! Phil Simms, the Stugatz is strong in you.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Death, Taxes, and LeBron James. Injury announcement, seconds after he gets bounced from the playoffs. LeBron! I don't think I've ever spelled the word restaurant right on the first attempt.
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The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes
Sehr oft. Für deine Kinder?
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The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes
Er hat nur einen Konto bezahlt.
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The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes
How weird is that? No, that was not the name of the horse. Okay, but it should have been.
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The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes
Oder nein? Ich habe einen falsch gemacht? Ich war falsch an etwas? Nein. Was war ich falsch an? Die Rennstrecke ist tot? Die Rennstrecke ist tot. Okay, die größten Zahlen in 25 Jahren. Ich habe keine Ahnung.
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The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes
I want to be a horse. Yes.
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The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes
Exzellente Arbeit, Stugatz. Was ich gemacht habe.
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The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes
Don Levatard. Is there Back in My Day?
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The Big Suey: Bald Guys and Plane Crashes
It's a Tuesday. Stugatz. Here's your guy, Greg Cody with Back in My Day. Okay, here it is.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
Ja. Wer ist diese Person? Ja, wirklich.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
Ich meine, Buddy Heald hatte ein Spiel. Ja, sicher.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
Yes. I'm not certain they're tougher. You're right. A guy just got hot.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
Ja? In Bezug auf Kredit, stimme ich mit Ihnen national. Es wird Steff sein, es wird Draymond Green sein, es wird Jimmy Butler sein. Keiner spricht heute über Buddy Heal. Und jeder sollte heute über Buddy Heal sprechen. Also können Sie, naja, das ist nicht wahr.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
I got that wrong. Tati, he's your problem now. That's a fine. That is a fine.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
Not anymore. You've been gone a while.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
To Jeremy's point, if Dylan Brooks has the game that Buddy Heald had last night, Houston wins that game.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
I mean he is coming off a big wedding weekend.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
Yeah, now they're watching with me and you.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
They're amazing. Such a good team. They're really so good, Dan. Yeah, but no one thinks Boston's good.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
Nein, das wäre die kurze Antwort. Bist du sicher?
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
Semantics. Is it semantics? Semantics? I feel like he dunked it, Lorenzo Charles. I mean, Wittenberg put up the shot, I believe. It was a shot. It was not a pass. I don't want to hear about it. And then Lorenzo Charles happened to be there, and I think he slammed it.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
Das war nicht so, obwohl... Aaron Gordon war mehr ein Dumpf, ich gebe Ihnen das. Er hat es zerbrochen.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
Nationally doesn't include Canada, but that's okay.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
Where are you gonna go? Once they got you there, where are you gonna go? That is correct.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
I think most people would have taken Golden State and the Lakers and they're getting Golden State and Minnesota. It's still a great matchup, though.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
I miss LeBron not being in there.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
You told us on Friday you didn't want to make it about you. Well, I had to throw in some zingers.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
Er denkt über ein Show, sein eigenes Show.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
To be fair, those are from prehistoric times.
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Local Hour: I Cry Your Pardon, Sir
You got that right. Okay, just to make sure.
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Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Stunt Dan. At the end we're gonna do a bait and switch where all of a sudden with, hey, all we told you is that you got to watch the game with one Dan Levitard and it would be Stunt Dan Danny Benitez. And maybe more.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Last time on the field, he's holding the trophy.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
You'll have the entire city of New Orleans rooting for Philadelphia.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
We're down three touchdowns. We're on it. Up the middle.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
That's where I thought he was going.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Say what you want to say. Say it. No, I need it now.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Stugatz.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Well, what's he going to be driving a minivan?
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Did we say expected? Dare we say? At this point.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
By the way, speaking of Tennessee, they got a new GM, and I can't pronounce his name, so I'm not going to try. But he did one of the smartest things I've ever seen a GM do. He came out, and he said that they're not dead set on taking a quarterback, but when they see a generational talent, they're going to take it. Now, the best part is he doesn't say who it is.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
So whenever they take that player, they get to say, that's the generational talent we always thought it was. Right.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
You're going to get fired if you blow the number one pick anyway.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Stu, would you rather be in Green Bay? Come on, man.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Don't look and give Taurus in the mouth.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Especially because we'd be in Milwaukee.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Oh, well, you're saying the tug of war is the 91 year old driver and a pickup truck of of the Super Bowl season of the football season.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
I'm going to make it even harder on them. I'll take the other team. So one of us is going to be right.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Number one. They still don't have a defense, and they're probably going to lose T. Higgins. Defense.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
I have a few New Orleans-related questions for you, Stu Gatz. Okay. So you arrive Monday or Tuesday?
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
We just missed an opportunity.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
You can keep Anthony Davis. We want Bronny.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Gotcha. You'll be doing this show in transit. And you come home Friday?
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Okay, and how many people have you promised to have dinner with in those four dinners?
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Yes. That's kind of what I was getting at. So I'm just wondering, how many of those are getting canceled, and how many are you just going to try and power through and have a second dinner?
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
But that's at 5.15, right? I know, but I'll just be finishing lunch.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
The Jets called to inquire if Jackson Smith and Jigba can play quarterback for them.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
I love the idea of – I love the idea of Billy getting everybody in New Orleans sick.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Like the entire Super Bowl media. Yeah, it's –
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
You get Tom Brady sick. Tom Brady has an interview. It spreads.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Michael Jordan played all those minutes with the flu and not a single other person caught the flu.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
I'll bring it back to football. I'll give you a winner. I'll give you a loser.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
For winners and losers presented by Smirnoff. Go ahead. My winner this week, Jerry Jones. Because he's no longer the worst sports executive in Dallas. Really? Nico Harrison. That's a good one.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Yeah. Knew it the whole time.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
The city of Dallas. Yeah. They had a week, man. They had a week.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Yeah. Well, they got a coach. They got a wink-wink behind-the-scenes deal done. They just can't. They just can't do it yet. Really? Really. With? Yeah, that coach might be coaching on Sunday. Will Spaggs? He might be a little offensive coordinator for one of the teams, and it's not Matt Nagy.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
Mike, can't you say the SEC teams, though, lost to better opponents?
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
Really? Wow. Not loving it. Like, I'll love it in. Finally.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
I have a question. But now Ryan Day can win the national championship and all will be forgiven.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
So, Mike, let's use Miami and Colorado. I would like the committee to put those two teams into the playoff just for me.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
I mean, imagine Miami going to Notre Dame for a first-round playoff game. That would be fantastic, right? But if Miami did make the playoffs, based on what you've seen the last two weeks, you don't think they have any shot, do you?
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
That's a spot you don't trust your defense. They give up 28 points in the second half. Exactly.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
The defensive metrics are fine, but that's the criticism of Mario Cristobal that I think is fair, Mike. You can't use body of work. It's got to be game to game. And in that game, in that moment, when you have given up 42 points in three quarters to Syracuse, and you have the best quarterback in the country, the guy you wanted, you got him out of the portal, he needs a first down.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
He needs a first down to get you to the playoffs. They're on the 10-yard line, and he decides to kick a field goal? That is a terrible job by Mario Cristobal.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
We're glossing over the fact that the head coach said, I'll give him mine. And I got to tell you, he should hold a ceremony during the Thorpe Award ceremony. Deion should have his own ceremony where he just hands his old trophy to Travis Hunter. I'd watch that. That would be great. I wouldn't watch it, but it'd be fun. It's a good idea.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
He jumps higher than any cornerback in the sport. It's crazy. Mal Kuyper told me and Billy that if he entered the draft as a wide receiver, he'd be the best wide receiver in the draft. If he entered it as a cornerback, he'd be the best cornerback in the draft.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
Who are these NFL people you're talking to?
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
That's not how you do it. The cons? Yeah.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
He's not reporting anything. He's talking about scuttlebutt, things that are being discussed.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
Chicken nuggets? Oh, you don't get those from Whole Foods? Oh, they're fantastic. They are great. Baked chicken nuggets. Amazing.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
They have them.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
They have them. I've got to try these now. Oh, they're delicious.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
Well, Billy, the thing that you're describing— When you see Aaron Feld, you know you've seen Aaron Feld.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
This has to hurt because you have Clemson on a down year, even though they'll play in that championship game. You have Florida State in a down year as well. And so it was there for the taking for the Canes. Plus, you have a 21-0 lead with a guy who's one of the favorites to win the Heisman Trophy Award against Syracuse. You've got to close that out. That has to hurt.
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The Big Suey: The Miami Hurricanes Reaction Hour
Plus, you have a coach that I don't care what anyone tells me. There is no way any Canes fan trusts that coach to make good decisions in the game, especially at the end of games.
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Local Hour: 🎶 Four Days Of Football, Yeah That's The Holidays 🎶
Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
That's all. Of course. I'm sorry. Is it snowing in Lambeau? Because then I might not be able to see it.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
If it's snowing, I can't see it. Right. Because they're outdoors. Okay. I can see the lines because it's a dome and there's no weather.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
Bill Belichick is not coaching in the NFL.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
I can see it. I can see it. If you squint. I can see it.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
It's a little fuzzy, but I can see it.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
I feel like Ryan Day is a great place to start winners and losers.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
Josh Allen is engaged. Loves love.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
Send the invites to the studio. Yeah, exactly. We'll be there.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
What do you think about it? You're going to go to Subway.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
Oh, boy. What do you think about a wedding gift? Maybe toaster?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
Go hands on a gravy boat. There you go.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
Yes? Jerry Judy revenge game.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
Should we check back in on Chris Simms' prediction from... last episode of God Bless Football. What happened? He thought the Titans were going to upset the Commanders because he didn't believe in them.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
He's in a mood today. No, no, no. When an asinine statement like the Commanders are going to lose to the Titans is made, you remember it.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't put money on him.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
I have a stat for you regarding that. Can you see it? All right, go ahead. Lamar Jackson and the Ravens are now 0-5 when they have to pass more than they run.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
MVP, though, right? I can't see Lamar as an MVP.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
I can see that. Yes. I see it clearly and firmly from across the board.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
The way it was scored was crazy because it's a reception touchdown with no reception. Because Amari Cooper has a reception. And a passing touchdown.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
Someone gets the show. But this also goes with his Ravens Can You See Him in the Super Bowl. And because of Justin Tucker, I say I can't see him.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: I can see it
He's going to run every time. He's going to run it. They're putting him in to run.
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The Big Suey: It's Friday, No One's Listening
Slow down. We haven't even gotten... Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: It's Friday, No One's Listening
What are you talking about? Damn it.
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The Big Suey: It's Friday, No One's Listening
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
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The Big Suey: It's Friday, No One's Listening
I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face and the habitual liar.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Das ist ich, wie auf dem Seite von Dan's Fuß. Okay. Das ist einfach furchtbar.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Ich denke, wenn du für regelmäßige Saison-Spiele Kortside hast, solltest du Kortside bis dahin haben. Ich bin mit Billy. Es fühlt sich so an, als ob viele Celebriten kürzlich kommen. Es ist so, sie sind gerade hier. Sie sind gerade zum Party gekommen, weil sie gesehen wollen und weil die Knicks endlich gut sind. Wo bist du bei Game 32 am Dienstagabend gegen Charlotte? Wo bist du?
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
You think so? I think he's more of a guy who blends in. I'm with Billy on this. Would his bath water sell, you think?
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Also sie kommt aus dem Bath und sie nimmt ein bisschen von dem Wasser. Und sie nimmt ein bisschen von dem Wasser und sie nimmt es in die Formulierung.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Es ist Soap aus dreckigem Wasser. Es könnte nicht dreckig sein. All das, was ich sage. Warte einen Moment. Chris, wenn es das vorherige Wasser wäre, wäre es nur Wasser.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
He's still there? He is still there.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Aber es war in Sydney Sweeney's Bathtub.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
He got a face value ticket. And that's a bad job out of his friend, who only charged him face value. When you have gold in your hand, sell it for the price of gold, okay?
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Einfach draußen zu gehen, mit dem Bauch, auf Gras zu steigen. Dr. Squatch macht einen unglaublichen Job. Du denkst, das ist das Ende?
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Great, cool. Checkout lines get me all the time. How about you guys? Especially those stores. I go to Dick's Sporting Goods. No, someone brought up a checkout line. And so I'm just saying like Dick's Sporting Goods. I go there because I'm thinking this is the time I'm going to get into shape. Dick's Sporting Goods is the weirdest one.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
And then I get to the line. I'm online. I'm trying to pay. And what do I end up walking out with? A pound of peanut M&M's. I mean, get those out of Dick's.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
If I was getting a ticket and the person that was supposed to come with me couldn't go and I knew that ticket was worth $1,500, I'm not selling it unless it's a brother or my best friend. I'm charging you. Absolut, ja.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Only if you're waiting in line, though. Right, of course. Otherwise nobody goes shopping for lip balm.
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Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
You're saying, if you're purchasing bathwater, you're going to use it? Yeah, I'm taking it for a walk. It's free from your faucet.
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No, these are important details.
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Chris would like to know the activities leading up to you taking a bath. Were you at the beach all day? Did you have sex at the beach?
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Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
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What is the level of an IOU for bringing someone to the Eastern Conference Finals for free?
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Like, hey, my back is killing me, I need you to help me take this sofa. And then you pay a guy and you send him over. You send a mover over, an actual mover.
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Hold on, did Billy just say it's like a hit?
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What is Toosie? If you don't know.
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Somehow Kristen works in this garage.
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Wait, Kristen has a spot in this garage?
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The Stu Gotts is strong in her. So does Carmen. Wow. Who? That's not nice.
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Ich habe nicht gesagt, wer diese Person ist. Ich habe nicht den Namen gehört, der aus deiner Stimme kam.
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Ich hasse den Backend-Guy. Roy ist einer davon. Warum musst du in einen Parkplatz zurückkehren? Okay. Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. Ich will nur zurückkehren, wenn ich niemanden hinter mir habe.
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Ich glaube, der Backend-Gerät ist einfach, im Allgemeinen, diese Person ist seltsam. Weil du musst einen 3-Punkt-Turnen machen, um in den Spot zu kommen. Du verhinderst andere Leute von Parkspots. Das ist, was du tust.
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Why did Tony make us and put us in a getaway car?
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Das ist das, was du nicht beeindruckst. Das ist das, was du nicht beeindruckst. Das ist das, was du nicht beeindruckst. Das ist das, was du nicht beeindruckst.
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Will you avoid a parking spot if you know you have to parallel park? Du findest den nächsten Spot, einen größeren Spot.
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If you were to rob a bank, Billy, and I believe you could pull it off, who would you trust most? Out of this crew, who would you trust most in terms of the getaway car?
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Wir wissen, Chris ist nicht der Getaway-Driver.
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Ich wollte nur fragen, was meinst du damit?
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Well, Dan's math friends said the Knicks are better than the Pacers. Oh, the Knicks, finally.
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They're going to back into a Game 7, I can tell you that much. I mean, there's no way the NBA does not want a Game 7 at Madison Square Garden. Can you imagine? Right. I mean, the Pacers are fighting against everything. They're fighting against the team that the NBA... Well, they're fighting against the team that the NBA... We know the NBA wants the Knicks in the NBA Finals. We know that.
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Whether they can pull it off or not, it's yet to be seen. But we do know that they would prefer that over a Pacers-Oklahoma City Final, which is a complete disaster. No one's going to sell me on the notion that that's a good NBA Finals. It's not.
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Warum? Wann immer Dan nicht hier ist... Ich mag dieses Seat. Ich fühle mich in diesem Seat. Israel sitzt in diesem Seat. Wenn Dan nicht hier ist, sitzen die meisten Leute in diesem Seat. Weil ich nicht in diesem Seat sitzen will. Warum ist das so? Weil das Show das Dan Levitard Show mit Stu Gatz ist. Und ich hänge auf der Seite, wie ein bisschen, wie ein Toenail. Und so bin ich hier.
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No, but in that scenario, they get a great series, Thunder and Pacers, or the Knicks get swept in four.
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Okay, es scheint so zu sein, es scheint so zu sein, dass sein Win-Percentage... Man, it's all over the place, but it seems as though it might be 59.7. So, he's eligible. Rounding up.
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God bless football is presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Stugatz, guess what time it is. What time is it, Billy? This is quickly becoming one of my favorite segments, particularly in the off season. And it is, and we have two today. Einer ist etwas selbstbewusster als der andere. Das sind unsere Blind-Rankungen, die von Spiritoff präsentiert werden.
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Der weltweit wichtigste Vodka, bitte trinkt es verantwortlich. Und wir machen auch Gamedays, bitte trinkt es verantwortlich. Fuentes, hast du für uns diese Woche Blind-Rankungen?
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Also, wenn ihr uns hasst, gute Nachrichten. Das ist wahrscheinlich die letzte Zeit, die ihr von uns sehen werdet, ohne dass ihr uns abonniert. Denn wir werden virtuell von all diesen Feeds, die ihr uns jetzt seht, ausgehen. Außer den Football-Feeds. Also folgt uns. Folgt unseren Kanälen und unseren Socials. Und wenn ihr Gedanken über Fuentes habt, könnt ihr ihn bei den Kommentaren unterstützen.
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Kann ich eine unnötige Frage stellen? Ja, kann ich eine unnötige Frage stellen? Diese sind die aktuellen Headcoaches, richtig? Das ist nicht die unnötige Frage. Die unnötige Frage ist zu Gott, also vielleicht sollten wir das hier aufhören. Aber wenn wir irgendwo gehen, sollten wir versuchen, Mike Fuentes wegzulassen und die Empire von innen zu sehen?
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Oder können wir einfach sagen, vergesst es, wir könnten jemanden anderen finden und vielleicht bringen wir Mikey C. zurück?
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Maybe we can have Mike Fuentes do stuff with us, but like just secretly. And we'll just call him Mikey F. And then no one will know. Nobody will know. Yeah, no one will know.
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You never know. Anyway, Mikey F. You're in rare form today, man. I love you.
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I'm gonna put him at four. All right. I was gonna put him at seven, but you guys talked me out of it.
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Sean McDermott is gonna get fired every year.
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You know who's the happiest that Sean McDermott is there? Is Josh Allen. Of course!
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I can't put him at 6. So Steve, you said 9? I need to see more from Brian Callahan. Anything. I need to see anything from Brian Callahan.
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I need to see more from Brian Callahan. Respectfully to all the Callahans out there.
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Kann ich anmerken, weil ich das an einigen Anfängen gemacht habe? Also, wenn du zuhörst, dann weißt du nicht, aber visuell. Mike Fuentes hat eine Anzahl von Bass-Pro-Shop-Hats in verschiedenen Farben und er hat mir eine Bildung gegeben, er hat fünf verschiedene Farben von Bass-Pro-Shop-Hats.
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Er trägt jetzt einen Knock-Off Bass-Pro-Shop-Hat, der scheint mit einem Pigeon drauf zu haben, das sagt New York City für irgendeinen Grund. Ich verstehe wirklich nicht, dass du diesen Look liebst, aber jeder Hat, den du hast, ist genau das gleiche.
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I like hiking, but that's about it. He also told me on an episode of Mystery Crate that he loves mountain vacations. And I was like, you do not look like anyone that goes hiking in mountains. And then he kind of clarified and was like, no, no, not like... Hiking in mountains. He was saying like our trip to Phoenix when we had the watch party out there, that that was a mountain vacation.
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Even though he'd spent no time in the mountains. That was the desert. Yeah, he just likes that there's mountains around.
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I just, you know, that's a thing that everybody says and we all say, like, I can go to the beach whenever I want. I don't think I've been to the beach here since 2019 easily. That's true. I feel like I'm going to melt if I go there. I have not been to Miami Beach since we left the Clevelander in any form or fashion.
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And even when we were going to work at the beach every day, I didn't actually go to the beach in Miami for years. Right. Unless Dan sets us to the ocean. Right.
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Jetzt bin ich in einer Welt, in der ich denke, dass ich ihn bei drei setzen muss. Warum? Weil ich drei, acht und zehn übrig habe. Und ich denke nicht, dass er acht ist. Ich nehme Kevin O'Connell über Jim Harbaugh.
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I'm putting Harbaugh at four. He also needs to show me something. You're right. So does that quarterback, by the way.
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On name recognition, I think I would still rank Jim higher than John, which is crazy.
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I'm in a world where he's going to say John in the next four names and I'm going to have to rank John eight. Anyway, go on with your fake random things. Where'd you put Jim? I have four spots left.
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Oh man. It's a sexy name, but he also needs to show me something.
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Also, zuerst, wir haben Headlines. Ich will zu... Hier ist eine Headline, weil das scheint eine gute, lustige Weise, den Show zu starten. Aber ich habe ein bisschen schade News zu Gott, das ich dir und dem Publikum erzählen möchte. Und ich weiß nicht, ob das etwas ist, das sie sofort ausruhen wird oder nicht. Aber...
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Wenn wir ehrlich sein wollen, Trebek, respektvoll zu Trebek, sieht aus wie ein Arschloch. Wenn wir ehrlich sein wollen.
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War er nicht so? Fühlt ihr euch nicht so an? Okay, ich habe es verstanden. Ich habe es verstanden mit dem Alex Trebek Estate. Bitte. Für alle seine Fans vielleicht. Wenn ich Alex Trebek wäre, mit all meinen Millionen Dollar, würde ich wahrscheinlich einen Heimatplatz kaufen oder einfach nur ein paar Bäume. Und ich würde den Heimatplatz Trebekistan nennen. Wow.
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I have my own flag and everything of Trebekistan. Es würde immer richtig fliegen, weil Alex Trebek immer richtig war über alles.
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Er hat sich noch nie gecoacht. Versuch es nicht. Versuch es nicht. Versuch es nicht. Versuch es nicht. Versuch es nicht. Versuch es nicht. Versuch es nicht. Versuch es nicht.
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Also nicht ein sexierter Name. Er wird mich fordern, den Jets-Coach zu nehmen. Nicht ein sexierter Name, und ich habe ihn respektvoll angeschaut. Nicht ein sexierter Mensch auch. Entschuldige, Ben Johnson.
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Ich dachte, dass wir das letzte Mal bei The Lark anrufen, dass wir vielleicht einen Freund oder einige Freunde wieder anrufen. Also dachte ich, ich möchte nicht an K-Funk anrufen. Er verabschiedet meistens alle unsere Freunde. Und K-Funk hat mir gesagt, Er war überrascht, als ich ihm die Nachrichten gab, dass das der letzte Episode bei The Lark war.
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I'm in trouble here. I'm in deep trouble. I think we're all in the same trouble. We're all in the same trouble. I only have one and two left.
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Yeah, I have one and two. And they're going to be crap coaches.
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Ich weiß nicht, aber ich brauche den einen aus dem Weg. Ich bin begeistert.
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Ich glaube, er hat nur gemeldet, oh, du wirst überrascht werden, was ich nicht gut finde.
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Oh, ja, er ist Nummer 2, wenn ich jemals einen gesehen habe. Ja, das ist mein Nummer 2, ich fühle mich gut darüber.
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That's crazy. Who was 11 on your list this week, Fuentes?
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All right. Well, that was our blind rankings of coaches.
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Und dann hat er mir gesagt, was für ein Zeitpunkt, morgen ist mein Sohn in der Hochschule, aber was für ein Zeitpunkt denkst du? Und ich habe gesagt, K-Funk. Das ist viel wichtiger als das. Also warum nicht nur das? Und dann hat er später gefordert, dass er 3 oder 4 Uhr in der Nachmittagszeit bereit sein wird, wenn er will. Und ich sagte, wir schauen uns das an. Ich weiß es nicht.
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Yeah, OTAs, you know? Yeah. You know me, I love going camping.
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No, like football camps. I love to go to football camps. Big camping guy.
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What do you think? Where do you want to go? Ich weiß nicht, ich dachte vielleicht Nordwesten. Auf dem nächsten Episode von God Bless Football, den du abonnieren musst, um zu finden, planen wir unsere OTA-Trip für 2025.
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Kann ich dir sagen, da dies unser letzter Episode ist, eine Idee, die ich für dieses Show hatte, die nie zu Fruition kam? Also ich wollte, als wir nach Las Vegas gegangen sind, gab es eine Diskussion nach Las Vegas, um eine Reise zu machen. Und wir werden stoppen und Hits an verschiedenen Orten machen. Erinnerst du dich an diese Konversation oder nicht?
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Ja, okay, wir fahren von Südflorida nach Vegas, richtig?
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Ja, aber wir sind nach North Carolina gegangen und wir haben einen wirklich seltenen Weg genommen und es war keine echte Fahrt, weil es wie Flugzeuge werden und es wird eine Situation sein, in der wir Leute in und ausfliegen und bestimmte Stoppe machen, wie in einem Stopp wäre es mir und dir und dann wäre Lucy in einer oder Jess oder was auch immer und wir waren wie
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Es werden Leute überall im Land fliegen, die Stopps in all diesen verschiedenen Orten machen. Und ich kam mit der Idee heraus, die ich als eine tolle Idee fand. Und ich dachte, es wäre eine sehr kosteffektive Idee.
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Denn diese Dinge werden sehr teuer, besonders wenn man mehrere Flugzeuge hat und mehrere Leute kommen in und her und man muss verschiedene Crews in verschiedenen Städten rentieren, was auch immer. Ich ging auf Ebay und schaute mir einen verbrauchten RV an. Und ich wollte einen verbrauchten RV kaufen, auf behalf von wem auch immer der Sponsor war.
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Ich wollte seinen Geld verwenden, um einen verbrauchten RV zu kaufen. Ich wollte diesen RV die ganze Zeit fahren. Und dann, als wir nach Las Vegas kamen, bei der Live-Show, Give away the RV so we didn't have to figure out what to do with this old crappy used RV. Right, just give it away to someone. Just give it away to a fan.
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Just have a raffle and give them the keys and be like, this is your problem now. We used our sponsor money for this beat up RV. We had all these stops. Here you go. Congratulations, the 1985 RV. You guys figure it out. Weren't we trying to use the Madden Cruiser?
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We also were trying to use the what? We were trying to use the Madden Cruiser. I mean the Madden Bus or something, right? So we did talk to the Madden Sun about using the Madden Bus for the Super Bowl and that didn't come to fruition. And then this last year in New Orleans... Es gab noch einen anderen RV-Roadtrip-Situation, den sie mitgebracht haben, den wir nicht gemacht haben.
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Und in dieser Situation versuchte ich... New Orleans war nah genug. Was ich mit dem Pitchen gemacht habe, war, dass wir einen Segment von God Bless Football für den Montag-Episode machen. Wir machen einen Roadtrip und für den Montag-Episode wird jeder Segment in einem anderen Staat sein.
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Also im ersten Segment wären wir in Florida, dann wären wir in Alabama und dann Mississippi und dann Louisiana, wie auch immer es aussieht. Und ich wollte es in vier verschiedenen Staaten machen. Jedes Segment in einem anderen Staat.
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Wir werden sehen. Wir haben vielleicht später einen Zoom-Kauf mit K-Punk, aber ich weiß nicht, ob es gedreht wird. Vielleicht wird es es sein. Vielleicht werden wir es einfach in der Episode überlegen. Wer weiß, was wir um 3 Uhr machen werden. Vielleicht fühlen wir uns... A little silly.
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Und für das habe ich eine noch kosteneffekte Lösung gefunden, die ich gedacht habe, die war, David Sampson sagt uns immer über dieses RV, das er in diesem Deal mit den Marlins bekommen hat, dass er John Henry verletzt hat und er seine Marlins RV bekommen hat. Why don't we just ask him if we can use the RV? And then he canceled our show.
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Wow. That took a turn. No, that didn't happen. I believe they reached out and they said they didn't know where it was. I don't know what happened with that situation. Samson misplaced an RV? I don't know. But it didn't end up working out. So.
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No regulars. Who did you leave off, just out of curiosity? Did you leave anyone off?
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Freeney's been good to us, man. Also the sense of a lot of frustration destroyed Freeney.
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Yeah, dad's foot. I don't know. We can't have two Schefters. When you have two Schefters, you don't have one Schefter.
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I think given the opportunity, if we told him just do a quick check-in, that he would have done it from the graduation. But yeah, I'd want to try to avoid that situation.
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I will. I will. We got nothing but time. Now we're retired.
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We'll take her in the RV3 with us. How about that? Oh, I like that. I'm gonna put Shirley Schefter at four. No, you know what we should do with Shirley Schefter? We should take Shirley Schefter up with us to Mel Kuypers boat.
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Nun, das ist wirklich im Hinterkopf, dass wir hier laufen. Ich denke, dass das bemerken könnte. Wir haben so viele Pläne. Und das ist der ist der auf unserer Tombstone. Es war wirklich unsere Exekution, die kinder die Pläne waren da.
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Oh, Matt Sims. He was great, but I'm going to put him at one.
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Ich schicke ihn bei neun. Das fühlt sich gut an für Matt Sims. Das ist nicht ein Schuss für Matt Sims. Er ist gut.
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Ich habe keine Referenz. Ich werde ihn ein 4 setzen.
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Ja, und dann zurück zu. Es ist eine Sache, wo er auf dem Telefon ist und dann erinnert er sich, dass sein Kind auf der Bühne ist und er nicht auf der Bühne war, weil er mit uns auf dem Telefon mit uns auf der Bühne war, und dann ist es eine ganze Sache.
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I had Cher Bear calling me on a Sunday because he was in Miami with Seiler at the Mondrian and they were calling me to see if I wanted to come to the pool and I was like, it's Sunday, I have two children, I cannot go to the pool.
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Yeah, Lacey's a two. What a show. That was a classic. Too bad she moved to Canada and got married, huh? Subscribe, rate, review. Yes.
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Yeah, I have him at six. Really? Yeah, he was good, but these names have all been good. Except Matt Sims. These names have all been good so far.
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The Old Spice Guy. I'll put the Old Spice Guy at one. You put three people at one already.
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Ich will hier nicht die vierte Wand brechen, aber jetzt, dass wir heute nur die Wahrheit erzählen, war der alte Spice-Guy, der auf der Radio-Bühne mit einem Kaninchen wanderte, und wir konnten nicht herausfinden, ob es ein Bit oder nicht war. Und dann, am zweiten Tag, als wir ihn gesehen haben, haben wir gemerkt, oh nein, er benutzt nur einen Kaninchen.
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Das ist nicht genau so, wie man sich den alten Spice-Guy vorstellt, aber er ist ein Mann mit einem Kaninchen. Er ist, aber dann öffnet er seine Mund und es ist... Oh ja, magisch.
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Yes, I have eight and one. I'm sad. I have someone I want to be on this list that I don't think will be.
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Oh, one. Wow, wow, wow. Did he go 5-0? Yeah, yeah. And we couldn't find him again. Gordy Zuber Driver, number one guest of all time we had.
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I wanted a name that I don't think is going to be on here. I'm putting Gordy Zuber Driver at 1-2.
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Spags würden gerne reisen. Ich habe Spags bei fünf. Das war nicht, was ich erwartete. Ich hatte zwei Namen, die ich hoffte, dass sie auf der Liste wären, die nicht auf der Liste waren. Das erste Name, das ich erwartete, wäre auf der Liste, Captain Lee.
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Top 3 für mich, Captain Lee. Wir hatten ihn zweimal. Einen Mal auf God Bless Football, einen Mal auf Stupidity. Und der andere, den wir regelmäßig haben, den ich erwartete, wäre Roslyn, die Geist. Oh, die Geist.
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Nun, okay, so jetzt, dass wir mit Stugatz im Publikum Geschichten teilen, Stugatz, ich habe eine Verzeihung, die ich mit dir teilen muss. Das ist der Teil des Shows, wo ihr mich verarschen werdet, oder? Nein, wir werden dich nicht verarschen. Es ist etwas, das du wissen musst. Vielleicht machen wir es auf der anderen Seite. Wir haben es vor einem Jahr herausgefunden, als wir zurückkommen.
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Eine Geschichte, die wir herausgefunden haben, über Rosalind, die Schwester. Mr. Gatz, Mike Yeh, Mike Fuentes, Audience, this is it, this is our last segment here. On the Lark. On the Lark, on DraftKings Network for this run of God Bless Football. Before we get sappy, I want to just tell you the quick story here that I wanted to tell you about Rosalind the Witch.
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Simms war vor ein paar Wochen ein Teil unserer Retirement-Tour, also dachte ich, dass wir ihn bald wieder aufnehmen. Golic, ich weiß nicht, wie das funktioniert, also habe ich ihn alleine geblieben. Ich dachte, ich werde K-Funk anrufen und dann sehen, wo wir von dort aus gehen können. Als er raus war, dachte ich mir, vielleicht machen wir nur ein regelmäßiges Show und verschwinden in die Sonne.
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So, Rosalind the Witch is someone that you knew back all the way to your weekend observation show that you would do. und du hattest Roslyn kommen. Und Roslyn, glaube ich, hat sich zum ersten Mal vorgestellt, als die Jets die Draft-Lotterie hatten, oder sie hatten den Nr. 1-Pick oder so. Also hattest du ein paar verschiedene Leute.
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Sie würde dann an Halloween kommen, oder wenn wir etwas anderes brauchen.
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Ja, aber wir mussten, oder wenn wir Prästin Rosalind brauchten, um mit Leuten von außen zu sprechen, würden wir Prästin Rosalind ankommen, oder Spiele auf Menschen schießen, oder was auch immer. Dann könnte es eine Situation geben, in der Mikey C. sie verheiratet hat, aber das war unklar, ob es da eine Beziehung gab.
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So, about a year ago we reached out to Priestess Roslyn to have Priestess Roslyn come on. I believe because we were trying to do a seance and wanted to reach out to Don Schula. Yes, with Greg Cody. And Mikey was our point of contact on that situation and he reached out to Priestess Roslyn and then shared devastating news with me based on the call that he had with Priestess Roslyn. Wow.
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Mikey, soll ich es ihm sagen, oder willst du es ihm sagen?
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Ich denke, du musst es sagen. Es scheint, Stugatz, dass Priestess Roslyn nicht eine Priestess war. Priestess Roslyn war die PR-Frau, die die echte Priestess gekauft hat und die echte Priestess aus dem initialen Interview zurückgebracht hat. 10 Minuten vorher. Also, Priestess Rosalind, als wir sie kannten, war die PR-Frau für eine echte Schwester, die statt von Canceln eine Schwester verbeugt hat.
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Und dann für mehrere Jahre auf dem Show verbeugt hat, eine Schwester für uns zu sein, weil sie so überrascht war, dass... dass sie zum ersten Mal eine Schwester bezeichnet hat. Also alles, was sie uns über Covens und all das erzählt hat, war alles gemacht. Sie war eine PR-Frau, die sich endlich schuldig fühlte und sauber kam. Und das wird es für Metalarks God Bless Football.
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Ich meine, die Arbeit, die sie gemacht hat. Ich glaube, dass das deine echte erste Reaktion ist. Und ich glaube, dass das das beste Spiel ist. Das beste Spiel. Oh mein Gott. Danke, dass du mir das gesagt hast. Ja.
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Es war wirklich so. Und jetzt ist das nicht mal auf TV. Das ist nur wir reden. Wir können das auf Audio oder was auch immer. Ja. Also, das war das. Priestess Rosalind war wahrscheinlich die falsche Priestess.
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guests and bells and whistles and we don't have you know we made like a a 35 minute tribute of some of our greatest moments on god bless football that we were gonna air but then once you know k funk said that he couldn't do it we kind of just scrapped the plan so you'll just get instead of like a best of Sarah McLachlan, I will remember you, any of that stuff. End of the road.
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Ich weiß nicht, was was mehr. Aber gleichzeitig hat es mich irgendwie mehr wie sie.
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Ich meine, es war schlechte Nachrichten, weil wir, wir haben es verloren, was wir als eine echte Schwester glaubten, aber ja. He gained one of us, a friend.
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These guys think they're speaking to a witch. This isn't a witch. She doesn't know what she's talking about.
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Was? Hör auf! Nein, es geht noch tiefer als das, weil, wenn du dich erinnerst, hat sie auch eine ganze Twitter-Account für Priestess Rosslyn geschaffen.
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Ich wundere, warum sie die Bedürfnis hatte, so tief drauf zu gehen, weil niemand sie auf Social-Media folgen sollte, aus welcher Appearance.
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Or she just did it and that was it. And then the next time you called, like, oh no, sorry, wrong number, whatever. But no, she was committed to this.
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Dave, your thoughts for another day? Oh yeah, you want to do a more Mike Lee? No? Okay. We'll save those for the new show. I'll have plenty of thoughts and plenty of days to share my new thoughts. Kind of just petering out here at the end. Can we just like... I want to thank the fans, by the way, for listening to us for four years. We started this show...
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Stugatz und ich, am Freitag, weil unsere Firma kein Fußball-Show hatte. Und wir dachten, dass wir es machen sollten. Also haben wir einfach angefangen, ein Show zu machen. Und wir haben angefangen, ein Show zu machen und wir haben es gesagt, Gott sei Dank, Fußball. Und als es angefangen hat, konnten sie nicht sagen, nein. Also haben wir einfach angefangen, es zu machen. Und dann...
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over the years it grew and we won podcast awards because of fan voting entirely because of fan voting um so thank you guys for kind of listening over the years for voting for us getting us these awards that we got that again we're fan voting our numbers were really really good uh over the years and you guys listening and downloading showing up to the live events
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Es war wirklich cool und es war wirklich Spaß. Und es ist etwas, über das wir vor dem Show gesprochen haben, dass wir, wenn wir die erste Woche vier Jahre hervorragten, nie gedacht hätten, dass wir das gleiche Show noch vier Jahre später machen würden. Also danke euch für das Zuhören. Danke DraftKings, dass ihr uns über die Jahre unterstützt habt. Jay und Mia und Ashley.
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Frieze und Feldman und hunderten von Leuten da drüben. Tausende von Leuten, die uns über die Jahre unterstützt haben in diesem Rennen. Und jetzt, weißt du, ist diese Teile fertig und wir sind nicht. Also, du weißt, wir versuchen herauszufinden, was der nächste Schritt ist, wo wir sein werden. Sobald wir diese Informationen haben, passen wir sie dir mit. Aber wir möchten euch wirklich danken.
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all the years of listening to us and tweeting at us, interacting with us, voting for us, showing up at the events, all of that stuff. It's been really fun. And we've made friends along the way, not just with fans, but we still are texting with Mojo. Mike Rallis und all diese Leute an randomen Wochenenden. Und Gordy und K-Funk werden uns nie verlieren. Es war eine lustige Reise.
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Yeah, no Vitamin C graduation song. None of that's happening today. Closing time. We're leaving all that. None of that's going to happen today. Today we're just going to do, here's a headline. Okay. Okay, gut.
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Wir haben Adam Schefters Mutter getroffen, weil dieses Show.
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Ich habe sie auf einem Kurs getroffen, aber wir haben sie getroffen und haben sie und Jeff kennengelernt. Ich glaube, das war sein Vaters Name auf dem Show. Es ist ein seltsamer Show und wir haben viel Spaß gehabt. doing it. And the hope is that this continues just elsewhere. Because that's business. It is what it is.
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Oh, ja, natürlich. Wie kann man das vergessen?
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Well, to a lesser extent. Danny B. Ja, Danny B. manchmal. Ja, und Trips und alle anderen. Juju ging mit uns auf Trips zur Superbowl. Ja. Und wie endet das? Wie endet ein Akzeptanzsprecher? Es endet... Tony ist da, er will uns nur... Ja, ich habe ein gutes Ende. Und GQ auch, danke GQ. Wir sind alle zusammen auf drei. Und Robert, Robert ist manchmal da auf der Trippe. Oh, ich liebe Bobby.
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Robert, ja. Bob, nennen wir ihn. Bobby. Ja. Anyone else? Jenny, too. Jenny, do you want to thank Jenny? Let's thank everyone except David Samson. Oh, alright. God bless football. God bless football.
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Okay, hier ist eine Headline. Joe Flacco will Browns QB als Beispiel führen, nicht als Mentor. Huh. Huh.
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Es klingt so, als würde Joe Flacco spielen. Wenn Joe Flacco auf dein Team kommt, kommt er auf deinen Job. Das ist genau die Situation mit Joe Flacco. Und ich frage mich fast, ob Joe Flacco die Saison starten will, nicht als Ansteller. Joe Flacco will die Rückabteilung sein, damit er von hinten seine Hunde fangen kann. Joe Flacco ist nicht derjenige, der dich in den Vordergrund stürzt, Freunde.
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Joe Flacco, wenn er in der QB-Ruhe ist, ist er da, um dich von hinterher zu stürzen. Nicht in der Rückseite, sondern von hinterher.
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Ich meine, in vielen dieser Instanzen muss Joe einfach wieder sitzen und sie sich selbst kümmern lassen. Ja.
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Wir haben ihn nie bekommen. Okay, na ja, wenn er dein Backup-Quartier für dein Team ist, ist es komfortabel. Wenn du der Anfangs-Quartier bist und er dein Backup-Quartier bist, nicht überhaupt. Weil Joe nimmt seine Spots.
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That was a weird story. Caleb Williams. I feel like If the story is going to come out that you were going to make a big mess of things, you should have just made a big mess of things, right? Because now you didn't make a mess of things. And now it's still messy. The city of Chicago is reacting to you as though you did make a mess of things. So you should have just made a mess of things.
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Also, and this, I mean this as respectfully as possible. And you guys know that I'm a big part of, you know, Bears Nation. And also, you know, Cardinals, Fly Eagle Fly. Oh, die Arizona Cardinals. Ich habe es euch vergessen zu sagen. Ich schaue es mir in den Break an. Die Arizona Cardinals haben mir dieses Wochenende ein Care Package gesendet, nur weil ich ein großer Birdgang Fan bin.
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Ja, weil ich so ein großer Teil der Birdgang bin. Sie haben mir dieses Wochenende ein Care Package gesendet. Sie versuchen, dich vor der Saison zu verspüren. Das ist das, was passiert. Ja, na ja, ich habe sie letzte Woche ausgewählt. Und in der Situation, in der wir entschieden haben, welche Division schlimmer wäre, war es Michael. Und ich habe ihre Division nicht gewählt. Anyways, where were we?
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So Caleb Williams. Yeah. I think you need to be better to cause these kinds of problems for yourself. Respectfully. If you're going to be demanding not to go to a city, which he didn't ultimately do, but if we're going to be dabbling with the idea of demanding to not go to a city, gotta be a little bit better, friend.
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In retrospect, and he may be a Hall of Famer, in retrospect, was Eli good enough to make the mess of things that he made of things? Hmm.
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Ich meine mehr so, wenn man sich an seine Karriere anschaut, war es wert, den Mist, den er gemacht hat? War er wirklich gut genug, den Mist zu machen, den er gemacht hat?
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Well, no, I just wanted to say this episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings. The crown is yours. Sad one today. It's a little bit of a sad one, but let's be happy here. Yeah, sad because? This is our last episode of God Bless Football at Metal Ark Media. So we can talk about that a little bit later if you want. Just, you know.
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Ich habe eine Anmerkung. Ich musste mich fragen, was das bedeutet.
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Ich weiß nicht, wer ihr fragt. Ich weiß nicht, wer ihr fragt. Ich weiß, wer ihr fragt. What does this mean?
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I was like, so what does that mean? What does pink substance mean?
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Well, no, I mean, it's voluntary OTAs. A lot of people weren't at these things. So he volunteered to be on a boat with the pink substance. Ich meine, wenn ich die Möglichkeit hätte, auf einem Boot oder in Foxborough zu sein, dann wäre ich auf einem Boot. Problem ist, er ist gerade da. Und ich glaube, er ist noch nicht da, weil er noch nicht da ist. Aber er ist neu zum Programm da.
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Also er ist nicht wirklich sehr gut, glaube ich.
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Es ist verrückt. Welcher Level 1-10 von einem Nonsens-Mann ist Mike Vrabel?
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I'm glad that you asked that question. There is the amount of nonsense that you're willing to take and the amount of nonsense that is within you. I was asking more or less, how much nonsense do you think exists inside of Mike Vrabel that is waiting to come out?
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Es ist interessant, diese Dynamik, die du gerade herausgegeben hast. Denn in den meisten Golf-Situationen sind ich denke, dass die Dreisamens die Regel sind. Und es gab vier. You included as Golex Caddy. You were just, I guess, not allowed to golf. They decided to have it be a threesome, even though there were four of you.
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Ein kleiner Trip in die Erinnerungslande heute, vielleicht.
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per Group, I guess. And and Vrabes was a no nonsense guy.
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You know what? What do you think Vrabel's response would be if you went and swapped out his ball with one of those exploding balls that makes like all the noise? I would have blamed it on Ray. Okay. He would not have been happy, Bill. Hey, can I give you a quick headline? Here's a headline. The College Football Hall of Fame will lower its win percentage from 60% to 59.5%. Wow.
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You know who is most excited about that. I do know who is most excited about that. And I am very interested in looking into win percentages right now to see if he's eligible or not.
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I was going to say, when we come back, find out if Les Miles is now eligible for the College Football Hall of Fame or not and can drop his lawsuit against LSU. But... Because it's our last episode here on The Lark, I'm not going to leave you hanging. Les Miles, career win percentage in college. Hold on a second.
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This doesn't make any sense because it says he has a 665 win percentage, which means he was already eligible. Yeah, but take some wins away. They vacated some wins, didn't they? When we come back. Not enough. I'm going to figure out what these statistics mean because I'm very confused right now. All right.
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I mean, I get where you're coming from. If Wicked wins, studios will take the wrong lesson for this. So you're actively rooting against Wicked to win. What film out of the nominated pictures would Hollywood take the best lessons from? The best. What do you think should win? What are you hoping wins for the whole movie industry?
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No. No, I think we're all in agreement there.
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So I slept on it.
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Yeah. I slept on it. It took me two days to get through Conclave. I really enjoyed Conclave. One of my friends told me that he's never gasped so much at a film about old men voting. And I think there were a lot of shocking twists and turns that happened in this movie. And I really liked it, but I slept on it. And I think out of the nominated pictures, my favorite one is Enora.
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Synopsis?
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I'm about 25 minutes in. I'm never going to say a bad thing about a James Mangold biopic. I'm not a big Bob Dylan guy, but I'm appreciating the performance so far. Sure.
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It was famously an impossible movie to adapt, though, and you found a way to do it.
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Yeah, he was solid. It was pretty to look at.
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Yeah, I like movies that are nice to look at. Good looking film. That encourage you to go to the movie theaters and see it on a big screen. I did not have that experience with either of the Dune films. I probably would have appreciated it more.
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Edge of Tomorrow, that's it. I watched it again. And upon rewatch, I liked it more. But I think there was a couple issues with Dead Reckoning Part 1. And I think Chief Among Them, even though they had incredible foresight on the villain, but they needed to put a face to that villain. And I thought they missed the mark so bad on the baddie in the film that it kind of ruined it for me.
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Because this franchise has had some really good villains attached to it. And this was one of the worst.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I don't mean to make you feel like you're missing out. No, no, no. It's fine. Did you watch Oilers Cats last night? I did.
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Oh man, what a moment. What a time. And we're going to, it's our third annual Kitty Caravan, where I take a group of like 30 plus people to a Florida Panther game. He says he takes a group, but we all pay for our tickets. Yeah, we all go. But, you know, I organize the thing. Unconditional. I mean, half of y'all don't understand interest payments. No. I mean, there's quite the sacrifice here.
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He said the half-court shot, and I knew what he was talking about.
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But Ryan Lomberg returns to Florida, a beloved Florida Panther legend. I love Ryan Lomberg. We had a great time with him at 11. He was your feisty enforcer type that had a penchant for some big moments and just a vibes guy, just an iconic vibes guy.
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Lomberg, yeah. Okay. But Ryan, oh, Bill Lomberg. Lomberg. Yeah, but Ryan Lomberg is matriculating his way down the East Coast, and he was in Tampa yesterday, and he was caught on a live mic. He had a pretty iconic goal in a playoff series against Tampa, an overtime winner. And he was asked about playing the Tampa Bay Lightning again. And he's like, I love the palm trees. I love the sunshine.
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And on a live mic for his RSN interview, he goes, but I hate these guys. Yeah.
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charged me up welcome back loms you absolute ledge he is going to get such an outsized reaction compared to what his actual contributions were for this team because he's beloved you go to a game you still see number 94 jerseys out there and i'm really hoping the fans bring it they've been so good as all these former champions have come back and been honored the lomberg one
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That's the one that I circled my calendar for. That's the guy that was everybody's low-key favorite. You loved his tenacity. You loved his story. You loved his vibes. And I'm so happy he's coming back tomorrow, and I hope that it is a nuclear pop.
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Really?
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In terms of an appointment, a regular season game in its own TV window. It felt huger than any regular season game since.
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Is it because of the hairline?
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And point of attack defender.
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No, no, no. MJ. MJ. You set the screen.
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It certainly magnified for a regular season.
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I talk to you about Miller Time all the time, but we're in the wintertime right now, and one of my favorite pastimes is to crack open a Miller Lite and enjoy myself some Miller Time during the wintertime because when there's a brisk chill in the air, it just makes everything right. My friends and I who live down here in South Florida can actually sit outside because it's not super muggy.
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We can thoroughly enjoy our Miller Time together. And for you listening, I know there's a lot of things going on right now. Sports news.
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It hits different than other Lite beers, and at just 96 calories and 3.2 grams of carbs per 12 ounces, Miller Time is always a good time. Miller Lite, great taste, 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Taste like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly.
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Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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In rhythm jump shots.
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May I issue you a challenge? Yes. Because you said that big regular season moments are not that rare. This happened nine years ago. Yeah. Can I challenge you to give me a top five regular season moments of the last ten years?
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You can have Kobe's last game.
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Because that was... Yeah, but do the 2020s. Regular season moments.
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Howdy folks. It's Mike Ryan. I talk to you about Miller time all the time, but we're in the winter time right now. And one of my favorite pastimes is to crack open a Miller light and enjoy myself some Miller time during the winter time. Because when there's a brisk chill in the air, it just makes everything right.
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My friends and I who live down here in South Florida can actually sit outside because it's not super muggy. We can thoroughly enjoy our Miller time together. And for you listening, I know there's a lot of things going on right now. Sports news.
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cheap among them nothing more important than sports from basketball and hockey to game night winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life make these moments even better with Miller Lite the great tasting light beer for people who love beer now's the perfect time for friends family and a great tasting light beer taste like Miller time and you know Miller Lite is brewed for taste.
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It hits different than other Lite beers, and at just 96 calories and 3.2 grams of carbs per 12 ounces, Miller Time is always a good time. Miller Lite, great taste, 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Taste like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly.
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Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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Never had the opportunity.
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That's REM sleep right there.
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It's a good one.
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Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think he could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
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I'm telling you, it hits different.
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Now I've got to pay $100 to come back. You might as well just go to Orlando. Have a weekend.
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I hate massages. But I've done like two massages in my life. Two?
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Why do you hate massages?
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I feel like my body's fighting it the entire time. I don't. I get the feeling afterwards, but I think my body is just relieved that it's over as opposed to the runner's high.
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Oh, I don't like that.
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I don't fight it. I do my best to relax my body. It's not like I'm tense the entire time. I just don't enjoy it.
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What's that?
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Good one.
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Cuervo.
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The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
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Oh, I got a good one. At the RNC when your son is speaking. That goes at the top of the list. That's a quality one. I want to ask you, I want to circle back to the Oscars because I'm doing what a lot of people are doing, which is trying to cram before the Oscar day. Are you a hardliner about your favorite movie should win Best Picture out of the nominees?
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Or do you understand that, look, I understand that I probably don't have the prevailing opinion here. This film probably deserves it, even though it wasn't my favorite, because that's where I am with Wicked. I actually think it's a good thing for the box office and a good thing for studios for Wicked to win, because I think we should be encouraging that type of movie making.
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But it's a musical, so I think you have to credit them. There is some ambition here when it comes to Wicked. It's not an easy movie to make. They were talking about making it for a very long time.
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I think what I like so much about... My favorite movie of the year was Alien Romulus. Truly. And what I love so much about Alien Romulus is also what I liked a lot about Wicked is I watched this movie. I'm a big Robbie Williams fan. I watched this movie Better Man the other day. And the entire movie looks CGI.
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yeah and it's not just like the main character everything looks washed out like a Marvel movie I totally agree with you on Wicked getting credit for like building an actual set yeah Romulus and Wicked had these practical set designs and it took me back to a time and it makes me feel like I'm really truly immersed in this world same thing with Nosferatu these movies actually transported me to this time and era in a more believable way well practically
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Ideally, the studios would take the lesson that I'd hope that they take, which is build more practical sets, truly immerse your audience in this world. But I think you're right in that all Hollywood and the studios are going to take from that if Wicked wins is more IP, more franchises, more bankable franchises that we can invest in.
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I have no idea. I don't know what you're talking about.
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I saw Cats for five minutes and I was like, we deserve to die. And then I think the pandemic happened shortly after. It happened during the pandemic.
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frauds oh wait hold on was that part of the game let's not all right mikey's game uh thank you for that billy wait mikey have you noticed what's going on with billy's eyes twitching and i think there's a bone sticking out of his shoulder i'm assessing still i'm still assessing we're assessing still but that i won't stop we're in the assessment phase
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Yeah. Mm-hmm. Assessing. You need a number? Assessing. We're still assessing. Stangerisco and Cohen, whatever their names are. We're still assessing. The guy got $9.8 million for the same kind of accident.
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Some guy in the commercial. Okay, those commercials. Billy, don't talk too much. Don't say anything. Let me do the talking.
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I mean, Steger is going, going, got me $2.3 million, and there's nothing wrong with the person. Hold on. We're assessing still. I'm sorry. I shouldn't say that. It's false advertising.
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It's fine. It was cool. You know, the numbers came out. They were fantastic. Obviously made up. There were two bad games, but you just had to find everyone was home. The numbers were fantastic. They trumped the NBA. LeBron said, this is the NBA's day. LeBron. It's not the NFL. Watch your days.
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Okay, so I'm going to check it out over the weekend. I have nothing to do besides watch football.
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I will squeeze that in. And I do want to talk to you about something I did squeeze in since the last time we spoke. But I will squeeze that in. I'll report back to you on Monday.
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teenagers i will report back to you on monday um if it's if it if it lived up to the hype you'll forget but i'm telling you it's it's i won't forget i wrote it look red one i wrote it down red one look it says it right there right there and then you'll see the movie that i saw this weekend that i got mad at you okay i watched the aaron rogers documentary and now i like him
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Why did you do that to me? Why did you do that to me?
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I watched the first and the second episode. I don't know if the third's weird or not, but I found myself really liking Aaron Rodgers and really respecting what it is he went through with the Achilles injury last year and how badly he was trying to get back. Now, I know he produced it and he controls the final messaging on this thing, but I didn't want to watch it. My wife wanted to watch it.
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I told my wife that Billy said it was exceptional. My wife said, why don't you want to watch it? He's your quarterback. I said, he's not my quarterback for long. He never really was my quarterback. It was four plays, and then he tore his Achilles. And I said, I'm afraid I'm going to like him after watching this. I watched it 45 minutes in. I'm like, damn it. I love him. I want him back.
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Oh, come on. Now, Mikey, I said the same thing when Billy brought it up on the show. He said, you see the Aaron Rodgers doc. This was last week. And I say, I see it every Sunday. I don't need to watch it. And then I went and then I watched it.
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Like, they can't do anything. This is terrible. Mikey, if you watch it, there's a speech he gives, I don't know, nine, ten days after the Achilles tear, where I think they're one and two. He comes into the locker room. He talks to all the guys. It gives you goosebumps. I think they got to four and three that season. I don't know, Billy. For me, it did.
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Yeah. That's good. Yeah. Called you a Jordan Levine, or what'd you do there? I mean...
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So how they snuck him in is kind of questionable. Yes. Before we get to frauds, a quick question for you guys. Lamar Jackson, third MVP. It's coming up, right? He's going to win his third MVP. This is crazy without making a Super Bowl, right?
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No, I know. But that's interesting because Mikey, when Lamar was winning the MVPs before this season, it was Lamar was the guy that had no weapons. And that's why he was winning the MVP. He took that team and he had that record. And now we're not doing the same thing with Josh Allen because Lamar Jackson has been so great.
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Billy, to get to the Super Bowl, if the season ended today, which is a Monday feature, but just quickly, just a preview. If the season ended today, Lamar Jackson would have to win at Buffalo against Josh Allen and then go to Kansas City and beat Patrick Moms.
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I can't believe I'm saying this. They're getting hot at the right time. Well, okay. 14-1. I feel like... The Holmes are starting to play well.
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Who knew? Hollywood Browns back. They have DeAndre Hopkins. All of a sudden, they're getting healthy.
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We have, yes. Trey Wingo loves to tell the story that Patrick Mahomes woke up one day last year, right before the postseason, called his wife, and he said to her, I've decided we're going to win the Super Bowl.
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Mike, you said earlier, just scratch that from the from the audio, please. Thank you.
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His phone is going to be ringing off the hook.
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Billy, do we have a daily fantasy game or no?
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That's true. I already selected my team this week. I'm very excited.
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How about that? Okay. Wow. I'm taking those guys. I don't know if I would take Saquon Phillies. They might start resting him at some point. Okay. Sorry. Whoa. Sorry. Sorry. By the way, it's going to be the best set of wildcard teams we've ever seen. Right. In the NFC. What do you think? Some of the worst division winners. Well, I mean, one of those three teams has to win that division. Right. Yes.
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You're going to have games like Packers and Falcons. Yes. Correct. Michael Penix, huh?
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I'm still assessing my body, too. So you're not sure whether or not you have three fractured ribs. You're not sure yet. Assessing. We're in the assessment stage still.
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Yeah, but this is a different kind of career. Wait, so you think Kirk Cousins feels like the Colts are Kirk Cousins away? Is that what you're saying? The Colts?
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The Colts always do this. No, no, no. But does Kirk Cousins think that the Colts are Kirk Cousins away? Is that what Mikey is alleging? Maybe. But the Falcons thought they were Kirk Cousins away.
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No, it's what the Falcons are saying right now. They have the best backup in the NFL. Any team who gets him, if he's not starting, would have the best backup in the NFL.
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I would not take. Would you take Stefanski? Yeah, who wouldn't?
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I don't think they're going to fire him, but he might want to move on from that place. I have no idea.
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It might be. That doesn't excite me. The Lions defensive coordinator. No, but it would excite Jet fans, I think. Why?
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The answer is zero. We have precious few guys throughout the history of the Jets organization. He's kind of benign. Hold on.
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Ben Johnson's not dreamy. You would want Ben Johnson, right, Mikey? He's not going to the Jets. He's not going to the Jets. He's going to the Bears, I would think.
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We had a playoff season with Pete, didn't we, Mike?
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Yeah, a little baby. Should we get to frauds? Frauds? Well, that's two of you guys coming up, too. A lot of people have been asking because I'm on a heater. So we will get to that. Mikey, what's this game we're going to play here?
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Yes. Hmm. And how are we supposed to respond? Just yes or no? Oh, Billy?
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Did we ever believe in them? Really? I did. I was the one who said, yeah, I did. I was the one. And I'm tired of believing in Tomlin, okay? He's going to get bounced out first round frauds. Wow. Two more? Yeah.
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Are we done with frauds? That's it. That's a good game. I loved it. What are you excited for on the schedule, Billy?
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Lions 49ers... Well, no, here's the game that has to do it for you, Billy, on Saturday is Bengals-Broncos, right? Because the Dolphins still have a chance, and you need the Broncos to lose that game, and they're likely going to lose that game to the Bengals at home.
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Yeah. And that's what Mikey, Mikey and I were saying earlier, you're going to have wild card games, which have like a 15 and two Vikings team at Tampa Bay.
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Has there ever been a football game, Mikey, that you never gave a chance? Like you never turned it on in the first place because that was the game for me last night.
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Yes. Yeah. No, the three best teams in that conference, well, four if you want to include the Eagles, but three of the four best teams in that conference play in the same division. And only one can win it, obviously. I don't think any of those three teams are frauds. Do you? We'll figure it out one day.
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Let me tell you something right now. Anytime I get an opportunity to show what a lousy and embarrassing organization it is that me and Mikey root for, I'll take that opportunity and this would be one of those.
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Hold on, let's explore this. Before we get out of here, Mikey, let's explore this. What is going to make you a happy camper?
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Let's see. Will the Packers make you? Will the Packers make you?
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The Lions have to get a week of Campbell, yeah. Sure, I get that. Will Sirianni make you a happy camper?
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Yeah, like three years ago. Yes. Or two years ago.
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I think we'd all be happy campers if the Ravens made it. That'd be a pleasant surprise.
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Okay. I just saw him in Tahoe sitting at a folding table, though. That's all I'm saying.
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Right. I got it. I got it. I'm with Mikey. I think it's either Pacheco, Kareem Hunt, maybe a DeAndre Hopkins, perhaps even Carson Wentz. Carson Wentz. Chris Jones or Chris Jones is a good one.
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Also send out to radio. That's good. Xavier.
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Go to Studio Gots. Good idea. It is time for this week's edition of Studio Gots presented by DraftKings Sportsbook. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. We'll pick the Elite Eight college football on Monday, 2-2 last week, 78-68-2. on the season. NFL, week 17, 6-2 a week ago, 72-42-2 on the season.
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A season for the ages. These are the picks you want because you're actually asking me for my picks. So here we go. Chargers, minus 4 at New England. Chargers need the game. Patriots don't. I'm taking the Chargers here. Buy it down to 3.5. The Chargers win on the road in New England. They get the cover, the Chargers, by 10 points over the Patriots. Bengals still alive, minus 3.5.
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Take it on the Broncos. They need it. The Broncos need it. Buy it down to 3. I'm taking Joe Burrow and the Bengals. They win. They get the cover at home. The Bengals by 14 points over the Broncos. Rams, minus 6. They're taking on the Cardinals. Both teams need it. I'm taking the Rams here. The Rams are hot.
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they're good they're a team you don't want to see in the postseason the Rams win they cover they win by 10 points Bills minus nine and a half they're taking on the Jets Jets awful Bills great buy it down to nine the Bills win by 17 points they get the cover over the Jets Dolphins minus six and a half at Cleveland buy it down to six
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The Finns win and they cover the Dolphins by 11 points on the road. Commanders, minus three and a half. They're taking on the Falcons. Buy it down to three. Take Jaden Daniels. He's amazing. Should be in the MVP conversation. Commanders win and cover. They win by 10 points at home. And finally, Monday Night Football. Lions at San Francisco. I told you the Lions needed a loss.
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Dan Campbell needed to hit a reset button. He did. They got the win and the cover last week. They'll do it again this week. They're at San Francisco. Buy it down to three. The Lions win, and they cover the Lions by 14 points on the road. Those are the picks, everyone. Good luck.
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No, but I think the Bears believe you that Seattle obviously needed the win. They're in the playoff hunt, right? I don't know if you want to count that as a win. It impressed nobody. But if you're the Bears and a Bears fan, you're happy with that result. You are. You are. You have to be. You're 4-12 now. I mean, you don't want to win that game.
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That's winning a meaningless game for absolutely no reason. For what? To keep Seattle out of the playoffs? Who cares if Seattle's in the playoffs or not? They're not going to do anything if they get there. That's a good loss for Chicago. It is.
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Before you get to it, though. Is this okay? Because we're on the Bears. Go, please. Did you hear the latest rumors about the Bears? Pete Carroll wants the job. Pete Carroll. I saw there was a former USC coach with a former USC quarterback.
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She'll be up for four hours. Yeah. Okay, we'll see. I don't know. She'll be done with lunch.
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I have a surprise for you before we get to frauds. And that surprise is Chris Sims will not be joining us today. Oh. But I spoke with Chris Sims yesterday. Okay. He told me to wish you guys a Merry Christmas. He will give us not one, but two appearances next week for his absence this week. How about that? He will not. A day action with Sims and a little Thursday.
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I think to have Sims on Monday to break down what we just saw, we never do that with him. So I don't know. OK, we don't have to.
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Yep. You have a NFL Saturday and Sunday. You have college and Monday. You have college football, the playoff Tuesday and Wednesday. Billy's upset about this. We'll get to a frauds. Yeah. Well, you didn't like you. You want the you want college football on Saturdays is what you were saying before we before we started here.
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There's no charging the old batteries. You're right about that. There's no recharging those old batteries. The old batteries just keep getting older.
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Are you trying to say you're burning? I get what you're saying with the batteries, okay? You don't recharge. They just keep going until you're six feet under. They don't, though.
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All I did was ask you about Saturdays in college football. How did we arrive here? You did this. The greatest. The greatest.
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God bless football. Billy Gill, you're cold.
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God bless football, Stugatz. Billy, why are you cold? What's going on with you?
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Wait, we've arrived with Amazon at the old Amazon already? Yeah.
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You can never have too many batteries, Billy.
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Used batteries belong in a baggie in a junk drawer. You don't throw them in the garbage.
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There is, actually.
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Hold on.
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Greg, I care about you. You can pull rank. No, this is a chance here.
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Yeah, I'm with Greg. You don't like to just put them out there to perform for people to laugh at.
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They're human beings.
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Yeah, drain the swamp, Greg.
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I think they're trying to make you the golden oldie of the golden oldies, if we're going to be perfectly honest. I think they want to send you out there to a bunch of people who are dancing and then look at you specifically and say, oh, isn't Greg cute?
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This is a good opportunity to talk to some of your fellow dancers here about Fred Astaire and the like, where you don't necessarily have those connection points here.
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And look, you can use this. You're a marquee name. Greg, you should leverage this situation because football season's right around the corner. I don't know your situation with the bucket of death. I'm sure you have outstanding penalties still if you have some coming up. Maybe you say, you know what, I'll go do this in exchange for nullifying two losses this season. This is a payoff.
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You said he wasn't as good as RG3.
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How are you going to vote? That's a fine, by the way.
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Which way would you hope it goes? If it's a tie, which way are we going?
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I will also say, my understanding is Chris is sending you away to run errands during this window, so he's not even giving you full time to make said adjustments.
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What errand am I running?
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Different energy. A better feeling. Yeah, a different one. Different.
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Burrow made his Super Bowl early and hasn't been back since.
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You can't go 0-2, man.
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Oh. I don't think... Dak Prescott. Jalen Hurts
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No, he cannot lose. Stop it.
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That would be amazing. That would play Russell Wilson back into the Hall of Fame and amongst the all-time greats, by the way. If he beat Joe Burrow as a Giants quarterback.
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But he has to beat Joe Burrow?
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Listen, if you care about Billy, if you care about Mikey A, if you care about their children, if you care about their children eating, then I need you to subscribe, rate and review the God Bless Football Podcast. We need you to do it. Our livelihoods depend on it. Okay. Too strong?
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He can literally beat anybody.
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No. Well, I guess Hurts. Jalen Hurts is the only one.
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Und das ist es. Ich bin mir nicht sicher, ob Jalen Hurts akzeptabel ist. Okay. Was ist mit Kyler?
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Ich kann dir nur 66 Dollar geben.
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You want to do blind ranking? No, I'd like to, Matthew. Sure, let's do it.
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Billy, you were excited at the time. What happened?
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Listen, backup quarterback is important. Your quarterback goes down. Someone has to step in as the Chiefs. Ask us.
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Jalen Milrow, wow. I'm gonna put Milrow at 6. Oh, okay. I'm gonna put Milrow at 9. Okay, good.
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I'm gonna put him at three. I'm gonna go him at four. He'd be the Jets' starter. I'd put him at three.
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Okay, what happened? I don't know. What do you mean? I'm getting old. That's not something that happens. When you get older, you just start bleeding. No, you don't start bleeding. I think so.
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Bad arm day is right. I'm sweating. My bleeding is acting up. Man, that's a good backup. Holy. It's such a bad sentence, though.
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That's a good backup. But such a bad starter. But a starter goes to your backup. Right, such a bad starter. I'm going to put him third.
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I want to start with the headlines, man. Yeah?
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Nummer 6. 6. Mann auf der Bühne. Ich denke, das ist der beste Verteidiger auf dieser Liste.
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I know, but you made me sad. We haven't seen each other. We're not in the same room nearly as often as we used to be. Final shows on the network.
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I'll put Mitchell at... I mean, I take Levis over Mitchell.
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Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. What? Who said that? I'm putting Shador.
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Should we all put him number one?
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I have one, five, ten left. I have five.
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Fünf. Du fühlst dich, als hätte es einen wirklich schlechten Namen geben sollen, oder?
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I'm playing the man, not the cards. I think Fuentes has one good name left in him.
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I'll be okay putting them at five.
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Okay, I'm putting Cooper Rush at five.
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Es ist nicht James. Es ist nicht James. Es ist nicht James.
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Ich bin mehr als glücklich, ihn bei 5 zu nehmen. I have him at one.
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This guy said he loves being a backup. He's a Los Angeles Charger. The Chargers. He doesn't want to play football.
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Du hast Heineken als besten Backup im Fußball. Nein, er ist der Schlimmste. Oh, er ist der Schlimmste. Okay. Ich habe Mac Jones als den Schlimmsten. Taylor Heineken als den besten Backup. Das ist nicht schrecklich, glaube ich.
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Wow. I mean, come on, give me a break.
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Das ist eigentlich wahr. Ich habe sechs dieser zehn Jungs, die auf den Jets starten. Wir sollten das nächste Spiel spielen. Wer würdest du auf den Jets haben? Wir spielen das in zwei Wochen. Ich meine, Will Levis wäre unser Starter. Ich bin nicht sicher, dass Kenny Pickett unser Starter wäre.
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Oh, ich wollte Jalen Milrow. Er ist der Typ, den ich wollte. Er hätte Heineke gewonnen, weil... Ich würde Trask nicht wollen. Ich würde Shador Sanders nehmen. I was holding out hope for Tyrod Taylor at number one. You want Cooper Rush? Over Justin Fields? No, I take Justin Fields, I guess. No way.
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Er ist nur ein roter, roter Verletzter und das ist in Ordnung.
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Based on whether or not you're going to be a bleephole.
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But it can't be a dream come true if flag football was not an Olympic sport when you were growing up as a kid. You never had the dream. That's a really new dream to have. No, I think his dream was just last week.
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Es wird gespeichert. Es wird gespeichert. Es wird gespeichert. Es wird gespeichert.
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Zwei verschiedene Male habe ich gesagt, oh mein Gott.
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Meine Finger schmerzen.
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Biologisch oder? Biologisch.
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Yeah. That's stage two. That's... My goodness. It's humid outside.
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Ich lache an Billy, das ist alles, was ich mache.
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Und nur das Visual, wenn man draußen ist und Blut beginnt zu fließen.
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Ja, schau, dass die Mutter und deine Schwester sehen, dass Billy blüht.
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Heiß raus. Anyway, noch mehr Mike Lees?
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Who is more Mike Lee... Um mehr Rushing-Touchdowns zu haben. Ich würde sagen, Jalen Hurts. Oh, er hat Saquon. Ja, aber ich denke nicht, dass das zählt. Er hatte noch mehr als Mixon. Ja. Ich würde sagen, ich würde sagen, ich würde sagen, Hurts.
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I mean, Mixon was hurt though, right? I think he missed a couple games. He missed like four or five games. Was it that many games? And he was still pretty close to Jalen Hurts.
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Stroud doesn't run as much as... Sie gehen zu Mixon, sage ich, wenn sie in der Fünf sind.
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Tyler Warren. Es ist Tyler Warren. Colston Loveland. Colston Loveland. Ich denke, das ist die Art, wie du es präsentiert hast, um ehrlich zu sein. Kann ich meine Antwort bekommen? Und was ich dir anzeige, ist, dass ich nicht weiß, wer either of these people are. Wir haben das. Es gibt drei Leute.
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Loveland muss immer noch mit Colt Komet spielen, oder?
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Justin Fields hat ihn gespielt.
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I think Cam Ward's gonna be great.
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Cam Ward und Will Levis, was für ein Verteidigungsraum. Ich meine... Sie sind vom schlechtesten QB-Raum in der Liga zum vielleicht besten.
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Will Levis ist der Nummer 3-Backup.
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Es könnte sein, dass er der Beste sein wird, oder? Ja, bis jetzt. Wenn Cam Ward in einen seltenen, verrückten Talent wird, wie Lamar Jackson... oder Burrow, dann hast du plötzlich den besten Fußballspieler. Will Levis ist noch da.
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Ich sage, Will Levis kann dir einen Dreh in die AFC-Championschaftspflicht geben, um dich in die Spiele zu halten. Er kann es auch für dich verlieren. Ja, sehr schnell kostet es dir die Spiele.
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You're a football player. Dream of hoisting the Lombardi trophy at the end of the season.
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Warte, kannst du mir das gleiche Betten erzählen, das du an Levis gemacht hast? Der Publikum, ich muss das hören.
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If the bet was Will Levis over a half of an interception, but he's only going to play three snaps, would you still take it? Yes, it cashed.
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Das ist der Grund, warum er der vierte Backup ist. Er ist mein Nummer drei, glaube ich. Er ist mein Nummer zwei. Nummer drei für mich. Ja. All right. Trubisky Nummer zwei.
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Ich denke, dass der Süden eine Chance hat, gut zu sein. Nun, du hast zwei Teams.
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I think the Niners are going to be dreadful. I don't think they're going to be very good. Sims might have something to say about that. I don't care what Sims has to say about that. Yes, you do. Okay. Yes, you do. I mean, he's soaked in bias when he talks about that team.
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He's got the guy's tattoo on his thigh.
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Nein, das ist es nicht. Nein, das ist es nicht. Das ist ein Off für den NFC Nord. Ich meine, komm schon. Ich gehe mit dem NFC Süd. I like the South, man, I'm telling you. I'm gonna go NFC West here.
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Billy, this has never happened on our show before. What? We did, here's a headline in the first segment. We're done. We figure we've moved on with that game. We'll play it again next week. And then Mikey A. Going into last break. He says... We have another headline. Wow. We've never played the game twice in a single episode.
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Let me tell you this, Justin Jefferson is not a guy I would take on my flag football team. Great in the NFL. Not great in the flag football league. Hold on a second.
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Wow. I like that. So do I. Josh Allen's a star. A lot of Josh Allen. He is a star. He's a big time star. By the way, you asked a question about Burrow before. Don't you dare. What's the over-under on that? I feel bad asking this question, but...
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When's the window gonna close on you?
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Also sagt ihr, in den Hard Knocks wird einer der Tage auf Josh Allen gespart?
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Kann ein anderer Spieler einen Tag haben? Damar Hamlin könnte einen Tag haben.
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Did you put the Bills coach on the hot seat?
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Okay. Mikey A and I had this conversation on an earlier episode. Okay, never mind.
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But does it win the Lombardi? No. James Franklin wants his job. He wants everyone's job.
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Forget it. I am interested in your thoughts on this, because I think a guy who's good in the NFL, Joe Burrow, great in the NFL, okay, and ist nicht der Quarterback, den jeder Coach eines Flagg-Football-Teams wählen würde. Weil er nicht schnell ist, er rennt aufrecht, er ist zu groß. Sie wählen Kyler Murray. Siehst du, was ich meine?
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My research department doesn't have that information. Okay, very good. It just dawned on me, it's gonna be a bunch of guys off the street in France taking on NFL players. You gotta give them a chance.
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We're going to win the gold, silver and bronze.
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It doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. The coaching thing is interesting because if the coach is selecting the team, it's going to be interesting to see if that coach selects his quarterback. Let's say it's the Bengals coach, right? Zach Taylor. He's not going to take Burrow. He's going to take somebody else, I would assume.
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They can't run now because Joe Burrow is not a good flag football quarterback. Terrible. Who's your idea on the coach? I think it should be Braxton Berrios.
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So you want not a coach coach, you want a player coach.
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Ich kann den LeVar Jackson-Draht auf dem Ball sehen. Das erste Mal, dass wir zusammen spielen, wird das erste Spiel sein.
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God bless football, Fuentes. God bless football, Stugatz. Thank you, Mike Fuentes. Billy told me right before we came on air, you're sweating through your shirt. And I am. It's hot out there.
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It's five on five. It's 12 guys on a roster. Five on five.
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Are they silver medalists? The United States non-NFL college players. Non-NFL players, yes. Got it.
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Could be UFL guys. Yes. NFL boss got a flag football team. The UFL team. They exact their revenge. Jamarcus Russell.
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He's not the ideal guy, but he's the guy that I want to have the job. Right. I'm trying to think who would be a great guy for the... Wes Welker comes to mind. I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing there. Andy Reid will probably get it if he wants it. Nah, he's not going to want to do that.
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And he doesn't take Stafford. No. Well, just because you wouldn't take Stafford and that's not the one guy he's going to designate because he doesn't want to get him hurt. He's going to take someone else's quarterback.
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It's going to be Cliff Kingsbury. He begetted it, that flag football. That's his sport.
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I do like the idea of the coach choosing the opposing quarterback in his own division.
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Ich mag es, dass der Trainer sagt, er ist ein Quarterback. Hör auf, du kannst jetzt laufen.
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Also das war eine Headline. Oh ja, eine tolle Headline. Mikey A, hast du eine Headline für uns?
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I saw the Jets voted to keep it around.
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Hey, Tush, they can push?
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Justin Fields would be a Hall of Fame flag football player. I mean, he would. Easily.
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Wir sind niemals in demselben Ort. Ich glaube, ein paar Wochen vor diesem Show waren wir in demselben Raum. War das das letzte Mal, dass wir in demselben Raum waren? Ich glaube, du hast recht. Wir sind wahrscheinlich seit der Superbowl in demselben Raum gewesen, vielleicht vier Mal.
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Brady kommt zurück. Brady kommt zurück. Oh mein Gott, er hat ihn zurückgefunden. Da ist er. Er hat gewonnen. What a great idea. I'm wondering now if former NFL players would win the gold over current NFL players. Like guys just out of retirement.
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Wow, Megatron kommt aus der Verabschiedung.
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Barry Sanders ist der prototypische Flagg-Footballer. Du willst ihn, oder?
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Er kann den Rock immer noch schlagen. Versuche dein Bestes, Gara. Ich habe noch ein paar Jahre übrig.
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Stu, du hast eine Headline, oder? Ich habe eine Headline, ja. Joe Burrow sagte, ein anderes Spiel bei den Ravens, ein Nachtspiel bei den Ravens, ist ein Ideal. Er ist nicht falsch. Warum? Wurden sie mit vielen Nachtspielen verletzt? Er ist nicht falsch. Ich weiß, aber wer macht das? Joe Burrow, geh' Fußball spielen!
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Trevor Lawrence territory, if you ask me. I think we have a new game. I hate asking this question, bud. It pained me to ask that.
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He needs to win soon though. He does. Like the winning needs to start happening. He's been to a Super Bowl. He needs to win one. Blaming the defense or blaming everyone. They spent all the money on their offense. Currently on the Marino track a little bit. Wow, I didn't say that. Marino made his Super Bowl early and then never made it back there again.
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Yeah, but when you don't have topics, when you can't... Oh, the last dance. The last dance in Tiger King became our sports. Yes, it carried us. When you don't have sports topics to lean on, it forces the creativity, and I think that was probably one of our most creative times.
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And you got me at home with a dog barking, wanting to work out. I'm playing golf. My wife's trying to get some stuff done. Dad's yelling at me.
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We were unfair. And I'm telling you, when your answer was no, I would then not back to you, but I would go to Abby and say, they're two fucking assholes.
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People are going through it right now.
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My mom was dying.
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At least you had 80s wrestling. I mean, that's something, right? Yeah, man. All right.
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We did go to the funeral. Via Zoom. Via Zoom. You looked so grown up. And then you mocked it, right? After all, I was working out.
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We did mock it. You did mock it. You mocked it. I mean, it was a bunch of old people figuring out how to use Zoom.
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For everyone. Yeah. Well, not fun. No, there's some fun in here. There's some fun for us, but not for everyone.
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I think considering the times, Dan, yes, it was pretty ridiculous for you to assume.
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You were doing multiple shows?
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Did it feel optional? It did not feel optional. It also felt like the right thing to do at the time, I guess.
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Well, that's not a reduction in their mind. They're still spending the same money. You're reallocating 10%.
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They don't work for ESPN.
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They all deserve to be paid, but they didn't work for ESPN. I'm just making sure we're clear. ESPN outsourced a production of Highly Questionable to another company. You were right to ask, Dan, and they were right to, I guess, say no.
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Right. I remember thinking to myself, if I didn't take the optional pay cut, which didn't feel optional, I remember thinking it would be a worse look for me, right? Like they were keeping tabs on who was actually doing it, right?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I would say it's hard to criticize any decision and any conversation and any questions asked during that time period because it was such a confusing period and stressful period, not just for us, but for everyone, for the people running ESPN.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
It's a reasonable ask. I'm just explaining why it was that Dan got enough. But that's Dan. Anyone who knows Dan knows Dan.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
But this was a time where everyone was bored and everyone wanted to be creative. It was an easier time to get guests. It was the easiest time in the history of the show because people just wanted an outlet. They wanted to talk. They wanted to laugh.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Mike, there was such a disconnect at that point.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I've had a number of fans come up to me recently saying we've gotten them through their darkest period. And for many of them, it was COVID. It was that time. Sitting at home. Because I don't think many of us, especially down here, realize I could go outside. Like I was playing golf. We would do the show and then I would go golfing. But think about people.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
The show's been there for me. The show's been there for Dan. The show's been there for you. The show's been there for everyone who's... Who's a part of the show. The show, when my mom passed away, people were like, what are you doing? You're going on the air? Grieve. Taking a beating. Taking a beating.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Tomorrow? Stu Gatz. Taking his shirt off, doing stuff like that.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Yeah, and I don't know if I properly grieved yet. In fact, I know I haven't. But I remember the show saving me because the doing of the show, the laughter, even while Dan was yelling at Finney, the laughter that we shared and really just the creative process that I think we all have grown to love over time really helped me through the most difficult and dark time in my life.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
People who are in tiny little apartments and they have no form of entertainment. There's nothing going on. They're really struggling. There's mental health issues. And I had a number of people saying, hey, at the darkest time in my life, you guys really. And they do compliment the show saying it might be the best couple of years or year that we did.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Right. I think having a schedule and having somewhere to be and something to do every day helped all of us.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
No, it wasn't. It wasn't all that important. Well, I thought at the time I was thinking to myself, there's no way this could be that important, but I'm glad you guys finally came around. Yeah, I'm sorry.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
You literally just said we owe you an apology. No, I said Finney. Apologize to Finney. I'll bring him in tomorrow. He bit me.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
You just apologize.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
It made them smile during a time in which they never thought that they would smile.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
The snitch line is what he's asking about. Your boy Gobert is already complaining about the snitch line.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
There were landscapers. It was a shutdown.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
You yelled at Abby. There was. Disrespect.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
A game Soccer Zealots claim is so complex in its artistry that us simpletons just don't understand it. To which I would respond by saying, no, we understand it just fine. We're just not entertained by it. We digress. At what is considered to be the world's game, he is considered the greatest in the world. Despite the fact that he's never won the most prized trophy in his sport. Born June 24th,
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
In 1987, Lionel Andres Messi lived with his family in Rosario, Argentina. A small, quaint town where if the going gets tough, the tough gets going. And he did get going to Barcelona. It was there... at the age of 13 where Messi sculpted his talent and where Lionel became known as La Pulga Atomica. It was there he would fall in love with what is known in some parts as Joga Bonita.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
It was there in La Ciudad Conda that he would sculpt his game. It was there in La Via Della Della Tondo that he perfected his craft. It was there in La Taquita Del Plata he would play his entire professional club career. And it was there where he would be charged with and found guilty of tax evasion and fraud. Now, like the true fraud that he is, after one bad season,
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
This is the oral history of The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Lionel Messi wants out of Catalonia. After two decades, the world's greatest player most assuredly must have told his owners face to face. Not La Pulga Atomica. He informed them via fax. Oh, teams will line up to try and acquire the 33-year-old legend. But I hope that they know this. That behind that youthful, innocent-looking exterior, there lies a monster.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
A monster that will kill you via fax when his privilege is called into question. A monster that is capable of tax evasion and fraud. A monster that is also capable of standing in front of a federal judge and lying to the judge's face. And a monster that is probably a tad overrated.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
When Magic is saying that kind of stuff, and then there's the dad in a wrestling ring taking his shirt off, doing stuff like that. Oh, my God. What happened there?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
And what Dan doesn't realize is TJ Warren on any given night can light you up for 45 points.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I'm guessing T.J. Warren has never scored 45 points.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
What if I told you that one of college basketball's most decorated coaches was born 400 years before the sport was first played? That he clearly chose basketball because it was indoors. That after several lustful centuries roaming the beyond, he finally found love on an Italian restaurant table for 15 seconds. That he could have gone for a second course and still had time left on the shot clock.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
That he expected accountability from everyone around him, but he himself wasn't capable of looking in the mirror. Literally. That the opponent he feared the most is Holy Cross. That up until this point, the only thing that stuck to him were a few crumbs from that restaurant floor.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
That this whole time, he's been coaching 90 minutes away from Transylvania University. That he's not too worried about his latest scandal, because if he sits out the next few hundred seasons, the right job will become available. That Van Helsing isn't walking through that door. That UMass might need a coach, but Minuteman would be giving him too much credit.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
that the FBI put the final nail in the coffin. ESPN Films presents the greatest example of time healing all wounds, except, of course, for a steak to the heart.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Listen, while you said that, I just ripped off 10 sit-ups. Instead of 10, all three ways. I mean, in front, I did left and then right. I mean, I am going to be ripped. Wow. Yeah, I know. 10 total. Three, three, and three. That's nine. Step on it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
This is exciting. Like, Tom, first off, let me just say thank you. As a New York Jet Fit, thank you for getting the hell out of my division. Finally, I appreciate it, man.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
But I do appreciate it.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Tom, aren't you tired of beating Peyton? I mean, aren't you tired of it?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Start with plugging it in.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
He tends to hold on to grudges, Dan. Charles' problem.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Charles, I'm wondering, do you think back in your prime, The way he treated his teammates. I'm not saying he would have treated you like this, and I know you played with him on the Dream Team. I'm not suggesting that. Do you think you could have played with Michael, not Dream Team play, Pippen Horace Grant play with Michael, be his teammate?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Now, Dan and Mike watched two episodes, Ron. You watched the entire thing. I watched one. I'm wondering, though, and I'm guessing a lot of people still haven't watched it. They're hearing about it for the first time. So without trying to give too much away, what made you angriest watching this series?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I've seen you interact with animals, Ron, and they love you. And I am wondering, because what I see when I watch the first episode is a bunch of happy big cats who are being loved and they are loving back. Is it possible that these tigers are happy? Is it possible, Ron?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Your wife didn't want us there because she didn't want us doing the show or she was afraid because of COVID.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Just so I'm clear, my mom has never seen you naked?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I mean, it's a medical fact.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Third nipple referred to a wart? You could. Sure. I'm on it? Yep. Dan, you asked him. I mean, you asked him. Probably find that in a medical dictionary as well.
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Yeah, but I feel like you bought all your clothes in one year and you haven't bought any clothes since.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Were you guys expecting something different, though, when we started doing that? I remember thinking, this is going to be a disaster. Our standard didn't change. I know, but that's the problem. That's where I got frustrated with both of you. Because I knew what we were trying to pull off was nearly impossible from doing radio for as long as the three of us have been doing it.
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And you two still held the same standard that you've always had during an unprecedented time in American history. That's right. And I'm like, hey, get off my back.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
But Mike, I get standard is standard, but the radio mechanics, the doing of the show, you knew enough about radio, like you knew it was going to be tricky, right? Yeah, no doubt.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I just figured there were certain times that may have changed your mind.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I remember it feeling because our show really thrived when there were no sports going on. Like, I always felt like our show was better during the summer months than it was at any other point in the year. And I just felt like this was a long summer. A really long summer. But we had nothing to talk about.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
You're listening to DraftKings Network. God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes. God bless football, Stigatz. God bless football is brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. I miss football. I miss football. Billy, I miss it. I don't know what to do. I don't know how to fill my weekends.
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Yes, the Hall of Hypotheticals. You want to start with the Hall of Hypotheticals or you want to kind of, you know, wrap up what we're doing here with Buscelli and me getting the GM job in Jacksonville?
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I come up with a name and he handles the nuts and bolts.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know if I'm the sizzle.
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I'm sure about that one. So this is the Hall of Hypotheticals, and I would like to turn this, okay? I would like to turn this into a weekly or biweekly feature. I only have one question for you today because, you know, we need imaging. We need to do these things correctly. So I just wanted to gently, you know, dip our foot into the water here, okay?
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Don't worry. Because you know I'm objecting to being in Tennessee, right? I get the idea they have the number one overall pick, but they also might trade it, you know? But you would rather be in Green Bay? Yeah.
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What do you mean? There's no winners or losers in the off season.
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Are we winning this offseason? Because I have hope now because we're not winning the offseason.
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No, so my position is there's no need to thank him. He didn't do anything as a New York Jets quarterback. Besides come to the New York Jets. And maybe we should thank him for just coming to the New York Jets. But there's no way we should thank him on the way out. Now, he's on the way out. That's not my decision.
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I don't think he should be on the way out because 18 touchdowns, four interceptions, last 10 games last year. And to Mikey's point, we don't have a better option of quarterback. So, no need to thank him. And yes... Please come back.
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What's up, J.J. McCarthy? Billy's checking right now to see who went after the 10th pick.
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But here's the thing. We would have ruined Bo Nix. Sean Payton turns him into a pro bowler. We would have ruined Bo Nix. That's the problem, Billy. That's what we're saddled with, you know?
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We could have traded up for Drake May. I mean...
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I think JJ McCarthy, if the Jets drafted him, would eventually still be in Minnesota.
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That's what the Jets would do, yes. I'll tell you right now, I would give up the first-round pick for Michael Penix, though.
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I don't hate your plan. No, in fact, I love his plan because Coop's coming out. I mean, that's the thing.
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Yeah, you're right. I would too. I'd kill for that game.
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Yep. Guys, Hall of Hypotheticals brought to you by Smirnoff. Quickly here, Eli Manning, as you know, not a first ballot Hall of Famer, won two Super Bowls with the Giants, beat Tom Brady and the Patriots while winning those two Super Bowls. If Eli won those two Super Bowls with the Jets instead of the Giants, is he a first ballot Hall of Famer?
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exactly or are we just gonna go back to troy michigan you're still scored from that yeah you went to you went to the png house eventually after going to the wrong house that's a story danny b drive faster yeah is it a story that we've told on the show yet i don't remember but real quick um
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Get out of here. They found goons? The name on the quote was Robert Goon.
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Robert Goons and Bobby Goons are totally different people. I mean, come on, man. Robert Goon is my dad. That's a Bobby Goons. Yes. If your last name is Goons, your first name has to be Bobby, right? I mean, I feel like it does.
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You would agree the first time he comes to collect, he's smiling. The second time, not so nice, right? Yeah. Smiley Goons.
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Robert Goon, CPA. If you have Bobby Goons, do your taxes. I mean, come on.
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Check out these loans. PPPs. Are you saying you call Robert, you say have the tax return go this year, and he said his response is seven months federal prison.
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Yeah. For that amount of money? I mean, the $10 million is waiting for me on the other side?
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Pause up. Pause up. Are you doing play-by-play or what are you doing?
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Okay. All right. You're great at that, though.
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You're going to hate me by the bottom of the second.
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Right. Newhouse School did not prepare you for Bobby Goons.
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Can we have the voice of the FIU Panthers? Can we have him on next week to kind of break down his relationship with you? We may not be on speaking terms by then. You have four more games, though. I know. You have to communicate. We'll figure it out. Do you know his name, this kid?
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All right, let's get Zach on next week. Can we try that?
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If you're still on speaking terms. All right, let's get to Mikey's game. That's awesome, Billy. I'm happy for you. Let's get to... I'm not happy for the voice of the... No.
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Wait, which former player? Do you know yet?
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That's the only guy I was thinking of. It's not Mike Lowell.
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Yeah. Yeah. I used to see him at the local Starbucks all the time, just hanging around, waiting for someone to offer him a job. And they did.
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Yeah, he lives in my neighborhood. I almost bought his house because he has three no-hitter balls right in the front. But they don't come with the house. No, but I was trying to negotiate it into the cost of the house.
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If you're going to leave it out there, it's available. I mean, he's got three of them. I mean, my God. He plays closing.
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He had a great year, though, Favre did. He did. He did.
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I know, but this is what me and Mikey keep telling you, Billy. Favre left the Jets and took the Vikings to an NFC championship game. That's why we're worried about Aaron Rodgers. He'll do the same thing to us. Not because he can, because he's doing it to the Jets.
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I love that idea. Let's get to Mikey's game here, please.
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Why are you talking jets? There's no way to get excited, man.
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I got my answer. I'm telling you right now. We're in Tennessee, and the Titans trade that pick. I hope that happens.
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I don't think they will. You have a chance to get a generational player in Travis Hunter. So I'm going to say the Titans to answer your question because why not draft that kid, you know? And Billy's right. You don't want to trade too far down because you run the risk of someone else taking that kid, you know?
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I know, but you're Tennessee, you're boring, no one cares about you, then you get Travis Hunter and suddenly everyone cares about you.
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So you might as well take the guy who's got more appeal, you know? I mean. So I think Tennessee. Yes. That's why it's such a good.
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I'm not certain we ever answer a single question. It's a good game.
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This team has declared this person their starting quarterback to start the season.
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I say, unfortunately, Daniel Jones and not to the Raiders, but I actually believe he might be the Jet starting quarterback. Oh, no. Yuck.
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Sorry I asked that one. You're just realizing.
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Yeah, I have thought about it. It has crossed my mind. Mike Lombardi actually had experience, though, running an NFL team before he got the job in North Carolina. Now I have GM experience. I do. I do. There you go. I was a GM of a major market radio station. So you're asking me, should I apply? Have I inquired? Have I reached out to Tony Buscelli to see if I could throw my name to the mix?
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Because the retirement plan for me before Buscelli took this job was me and him do an afternoon drive in Jacksonville. But now he took this job. He's running the Jaguars. Perhaps I could be his GM. That's a good idea, Billy. I'm going to reach out and ask him.
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Oh, yeah. No, it would shorten my drive by at least two hours. Yes. Yeah.
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lead way here to kind of really mess things up badly right yes but not as badly as the rest of the GMs there I like this Billy because the cons are my friends I sat with them at Tony Buscelli's Hall of Fame introduction at his enshrinement I sat with them went to their house afterwards for an after party they are wonderful people Billy I'm serious you've got me thinking here this is
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Yes, we could try to do that. I'm wondering, though, can you just apply for an NFL GM job? Like, how does that work, Billy? Do we know? I'm going to.
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What are you trying to find? Whether or not the job has been listed on LinkedIn?
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But I'm asking seriously, like, can I just send my resume in and and and I get a well, I get an interview or how does this work?
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Right. uh i like the pitch uh and i could ask him like hey josh williams is one of the candidates was he at your hall of fame enshrinement was he was he there did he say anything on your behalf did he great did he do anything huh did he i don't know no he didn't i mean okay perhaps he did i just wouldn't know josh williams if he was sitting in the studio with me right now so Yeah. All right.
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I'm in on this idea. So what do we do? How do we advance it? What's next? I think you need to make a PowerPoint.
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I like writing my plan on the binder.
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How about a page that reads, don't make me go to the cons? Wow.
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Yeah, but be careful because Brunel is Buscelli's boy. Like, best friends. Best friends, Billy. I love Brunel. That's my guy. You don't want to insult Brunel. I'm telling you. You can insult anyone, but not Mark Brunel. All right, hold on a second. Let's backtrack that a little bit. Thank you. Appreciate it.
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I don't. I don't. I mean, Buscelli. I mean, that's who I have. Wow.
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I can't wait to be the GM of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Hall of Hypotheticals next!
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You know what I mean? The combine is next week. The draft is in Green Bay. We'll be in Tennessee.
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I will say that Joe Shane, the general manager, who's a friend of the show, who has been on this show several times, the GM of the New York Giants, he is the guy who moved up to get Josh Allen. Like he had a franchise grade on Josh Allen. And he went and got that guy. And it's why in large part he got the job with the New York Giants.
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And I'm only saying that to say, Mike, if they take Jader Sanders, Joe Shane thinks he's a franchise quarterback.
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Mike, I want to ask you about Travis Hunter. We'll get you out of here in just a second. But I think this Giant decision is so fascinating because you have a coach and a GM whose jobs are on the line, right? And you ask yourself, are they going to reach and take Shador Sanders because they want to show the fan base and they want to show management and
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If he works out, hey, look, we have our quarterback. He's here. He's here for the future. And we took him. Or do you go ahead, move forward without him with Russell Wilson and put all your ads in a Russell Wilson basket?
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No one would ever accuse you of nepotism, but what is Deion Sanders doing with Shador Sanders in his jersey? Like, what is he doing? I mean, I understand trying to do good by your son, but are you kidding me? He was 13-11 as the Colorado quarterback. Get out of here.
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Enjoy. Joel Klatt had a better record. Joel Klatt. I mean, come on. And his jersey's not in the rafters. You're right. That's my point. Mikey, hold on. If Golik was the head coach in some weird, strange world, if Golik was the head coach of Notre Dame when Junior was playing, do you think Junior's number would be in the rafters right now?
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Oh, that's so good. You're going to make him work his way up the ladder, huh? Teach him some lessons?
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He's got the power over you. Yeah, exactly. Quickly, Travis Hunter, what do you do with the fact that he wants to play both ways? He's threatening not to play football if he doesn't.
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Mike, if you were drafting and you had the number one pick, you didn't need a position, you didn't need a quarterback, who's the best player in this draft?
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And then everybody else. All right, Mike. We appreciate it. Mike's going to run to the dentist here. I hate going to the dentist. I can't. You have to drag me to the dentist.
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He had very, very soft hands. Very soft. Huh? Yeah, I prefer soft hands with my dentist as well. Oh, yeah. You don't want them in there rough, you know? So does your wife have to throw you in the car right now and force you to the dentist like you're a kid? Like, what is happening here?
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And here's the other thing. There's always the big brush right before you go to the dentist, the big brush, you brush your teeth in a way you've never brushed your teeth before. And it does nothing for you.
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And I'll see you in two weeks. And they're trying to hurt you. Those oral hygienists are trying to hurt you. Yes.
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No, she does for some reason. I don't know why. I don't enjoy the sound of that. No, no, no. All right, well, have fun at the dentist, Mike. Yeah, you have a ball. For Chris, it's like anything to get away from going. Yeah, yeah, how about it? All right, we'll talk to you soon, Mike. Thank you. We'll talk to you after every pick. Yeah, there you go.
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God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Mike Golick.
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All right, thanks to Mike Golick for joining us in the first couple of segments there. We appreciate his time. He is kicking and screaming on his way to the dentist right now. I can't believe Mike Yeh wanted Aaron Rodgers to come back as the dentist quarterback. I'm still reeling from that. This is crazy. We'll be in Nashville next week. God bless football. The Titans have the first pick.
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They'll take Cam Ward, and we'll be there to get the live, instant reaction from the Nashville fans. Right, Mike Yeh?
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All right, we're going to have Mel Kiper on the show. We're going to have Todd McShay. We're going to have Field Yates. All these guys are going to be on the show next week. Fuentes has a strange new game. He tried to explain it to me during a commercial break. I still don't understand it. So, Fuentes, take it away here. What the hell are we doing?
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What have you guys been doing for the five or six weeks I haven't been here? It's been it's having fun.
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If you don't mind, let us determine after the game is played whether or not you're up to some tricks. Okay, there you go.
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So you're naming a quarterback. I have to rank them 1 through 10. I don't know the other quarterbacks that are going to come out of your mouth. I just have to rank these quarterbacks. And I cannot adjust the rankings.
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Okay. And, Mike, yeah, you're playing this game with me, right? I'm going to play with you, yeah. Okay. All right. This is going to be bad.
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Okay, ninth. All right. I like this game already. It's good. It's right up your alley. I knew you'd love it. Well, right until I start yelling at you because you started playing games with us, all right?
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And he's just a slot behind Aaron Rodgers.
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I mean, technically Aaron Rodgers is not an NFL quarterback right now.
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Okay. Well, he also said retirement's still on the table. That's what I'm saying. That's why it's interesting. I'm going to put him eighth as well. So I have Cam Ward at 10. I have Aaron Rodgers at eight. There has to be someone who's worse than Rodgers.
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Mikey, why'd you shake your head when I said I love Aaron Glenn? You're upset with Aaron Glenn?
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I don't know. I don't know. Because I don't know who's coming. Sophomore slump.
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A little bit. I am going to put Jaden Daniels at, I don't know who's coming.
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It would be hard to replicate. Hard to do any better than he did last year. I'm going to put him at number four. Number four, Jaden Daniels.
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Mikey, you made a face there. Did you think it was number four or number five? What was going on?
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It's your game. You said the fifth. We've only ranked three quarterbacks. Listen, I keep track when I'm ranking quarterbacks. I know how many quarterbacks I've ranked.
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So I put Jaden Daniels at, what number did I put Daniels at? I'm putting Garrett Goff at number five.
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We're thinking the same way, but this is where he starts tricking us.
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It's coming, and then we're going to punch him.
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What did you make of that, Mikey, by the way? Darnold to the Seahawks.
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All right. Fuentes, give me a slide. Cam Ward at 10, right? Where did I put Jaden Daniels?
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1, 2, 3, 6, 7, and 9. I'm going to put Sam Darnold. I don't like this game, man. I'm starting not to like it. Ha, ha, ha. I'm going to put Sam Darnold at seven.
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At seven, yes. So I have Kim Ward at ten. I have Darnold at seven.
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I mean, who else does he have that's better than Josh Allen?
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I think Josh Allen's the best quarterback in football. I'm going to put Josh Allen number one.
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Yes, there is no name that you could give me that's going to outrage me because I have to put them. Say it, Fuentes.
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But Mikey is saying stay true to the audience and the content. That's what he's trying to tell you to do.
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undermine your message now think about the message that it would send if all the guys turned to look at Aaron Rodgers and he was intently listening to Aaron Glenn what message does that send that's a good message uh but what Aaron Glenn Mike correct me if I'm wrong here Aaron Aaron Glenn is simply trying to to stamp this team he's the new head coach and he wants to get rid of as much of what was happening over the last two years as possible what was happening over the last two years
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Wow. Without hesitation. Down on Caleb, huh?
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Oh, I have to put him second or third. I mean, what are you doing here?
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This is where the game falls apart. This is where I start to get angry. Third. Oh, God.
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Who's number five on my list? Jared Goff. Who's number six on my list? Bryce Young. Who's number seven on my list?
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You don't have a choice. All right. Russell Wilson's third on my. Russell Wilson.
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starting quarterback for your man New York Jets and look I'm gonna finish writing this in real quick okay just to apologize just to prove I'm gonna put the guy who's just just behind Josh Allen's been sitting there for the any team could have had him and Mike we were lucky enough to get him I mean
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He's not, right. But you should do it with – I mean, so if we put it back up at number two, we put it back up at number two.
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No, but Fuentes is hosting the game. If Billy was hosting the game, then Patrick Mahomes and Burrow would have come up automatically. Well, Tua would have come up.
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You were very quick to dismiss Caleb there, Mikey.
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was Aaron Rodgers. Whether he was playing or not, that was the story around the Jets, and Aaron Glenn said, no, you're the story no longer. It's Justin Fields.
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They anointed Peyton early and he lived up to all the hype. Yes.
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And this has all come very easily to Caleb Williams and he has not lived up to the hype. And there's Jaden Daniels who's transferring. Exactly. He transfers to LSU with Burrow Leaves. Then he lights up the college football world. and he's got a chip on his shoulder and he wants to show everyone I'm better than that guy.
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Right, I'm trying to think of other athletes, though, who were anointed so early who actually, not specifically a quarterback, but you're right about Peyton Manning. Like, LeBron James was anointed early, lived up to all that.
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I'm trying to think of quarterbacks, though, who were like, and I think you're right, it might just be Peyton Manning.
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Elway was not anointed. I don't recall Elway being the way they were making Peyton Manning to be the guy. Number one pick, no doubt. He's the guy going to be a Hall of Famer. They were saying some of those things about Elway, but Elway also had a baseball career to consider. He was thinking about a lot of different stuff there. That's interesting. I think you're right.
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Right, yep. All right, so we'll wrap up the show coming up after this. I love that game. Keep that game. Let's keep it going. Let's play it when Billy comes back. Has Billy played that game yet, Fuentes? No, no, today was the debut. Okay, let Billy host it next time so he can mess with us. Okay. You stay true to the game. We're back after this.
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All right, Mikey A's still reeling because he has Justin Fields as his number one quarterback in the NFL in the group of 10 that we just presented his last segment.
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Be mad at yourself, man. He gave you Josh Allen.
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Listen, when he gives you a Josh Allen, a Mahomes, a Burrow, a Lamar Jackson, just put them at one.
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because it doesn't matter if he gives you another one of that set you can just put him at two or three and no one's gonna argue with you you know i think i think stew is justin fields i think stew has just figured out the game like yes yeah whenever he gives you a top guy put him at number one so you don't have justin fields ahead of josh allen okay i don't have justin fields ahead of josh allen i haven't been here in six weeks i got the game
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Anyway, sorry. I hate you guys. More Mike Lee? Are we going to do that?
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When I was on my travels to Australia, and I was going to California, and I was going to the Sphere, and I was going to see Denning Company in Vegas, and the thing I was thinking to myself, what do I miss the most about God Bless Football besides Billy? And it was more Mike Lee.
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Anonymous sources. Can you explain that one to me?
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Short-lived, but, you know, impactful. Oh, my God. All right, let's get to some more Mike Lees. We have a few minutes left here. By the way, again, we will be in Nashville next week for the NFL Draft, courtesy of our friends over at Smirnoff. Smirnoff, excuse me. Go ahead, Mikey.
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Justin Fields or Aaron Rodgers? Mike Fuentes has something very funny during the break. Is it possible if Rodgers doesn't play, he still has a better season than Justin Fields?
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Right. He will finish the year with no interceptions. Good break to have Fuentes. What was the question again?
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I don't think it's... What was the Chase deal, by the way?
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Okay, so whatever Soto signed for, thank you for that explanation.
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Whatever Soto signed for, it's impossible to live up to whatever Soto signed for, unless you win. I think Mets fans would say one World Series, but still, it's so much money that it's... He set the bar at such a ridiculous level. I don't think you can live up to that contract unless you win the World Series every single year you're playing for the New York Mets. So I'll say Jamar Chase.
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You know what, Mike? I am so far removed from sports that I have no idea what Aaron Rodgers said. I know the draft is coming up next week. I know it's time for Jet fans to hope. It's the only time of the year we have to hope. But I have no idea, earthly idea, what Aaron Rodgers said. I know he said he has not decided on whether or not he's coming back. Did he take some shots at the Jets?
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He has Joe Burrow to help him get to those levels. Listen, baseball is an individual sport wrapped up in a team sport.
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Who is the most Mike Lee to be at the Super Bowl next year? The Chiefs? The Chiefs are not making it to the Super Bowl. Spags. Oh, Spags. I forgot about Spags.
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Listen, I got caught up. I was in the moment, all right? I'm going to say who is more likely, the Eagles or you? I'm going to say you. I'm going to say you. I'm telling you right now, you're going to the Super Bowl next year.
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I'm telling you, you are more likely to be at the Super Bowl than the Eagles or the Chiefs, okay?
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Wow. More Mike Lee first round picks SEC or everyone else. Like Tiger versus the field back in the day.
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I'm going to say the SEC. I'm going to say they're going to have more first round picks than all the other conferences combined.
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That's what happens. Yeah. SEC. Be very torn on this one, guys.
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SEC. All right. The highlight of this show was Mikey A. ranking Justin Fields as the best quarterback. He's never been ranked number one in anything. God bless football.
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Yeah, but I understand a new head coach not wanting a quarterback with that kind of stature in his locker room just at the start, at the beginning of his head coaching career. I actually get that. You might spot it as a weakness in Aaron Glenn. He should be strong enough to be able to tell the locker room, hey, I'm the boss. I don't care if Aaron Rodgers is here.
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But, Mike, I actually like it because imagine this. If Aaron Glenn can turn Justin Fields into someone that no one's been able to turn Justin Fields into – Then Aaron Glenn comes off looking really, really good. You have Aaron Rodgers, you have expectations. Now you might say, hey, my coach is afraid of expectations. Well, yeah, he's the jet head coach. I mean, that's what we have.
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I can't believe Mikey A wanted another season of Aaron Rodgers. I can't fathom that, to be honest with you.
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Mike, can I ask you a question? If you're the Vikings, I understand you're committed to J.J. McCarthy. You drafted him in the first round two years ago. He got hurt. He didn't play last year. But if you're the Vikings and you're in this little Super Bowl window, because I believe that they are right and you have these great wide receivers, wouldn't you just try Aaron Rodgers out for you?
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Like, can't you talk to J.J. McCarthy and say, we're going for it right now this year with this team? That's why we're bringing in Aaron.
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Mikey A has a question for Golik here about the draft. I'm just thinking, though, if you're the Vikings, like you have to, and the fan base, you know they want Aaron Rodgers. I don't care what anyone tells me.
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Aaron Rodgers for this season and this season alone might be different two seasons from now, three seasons from now, but right now, the last 10 games I saw Aaron play, he gives the Vikings the best chance of winning a Super Bowl this year. Not saying they're going to win a Super Bowl, but he'd give them a better chance than J.J. McCarthy. The draft is coming up next week.
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We're going to be in – where are we going, Mikey? Nashville?
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Yeah. Draft questions for Golik, though.
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Right. So will you be gorging yourself because this is the first draft, you know, just for the first round? I understand what you're saying. And I'm the same way, by the way, like the middle rounds. It's just on the scroll underneath. Yeah. I'm not really if I see a name, perhaps I'll get excited about it. Right. But what are you going to do at home? Like, how is this going to work for Michael?
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If Michael is watching, I want to go to Colin's house. To watch the first round of the draft, Mike. This will be fun.
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So nice. So nice. I am telling you, there's a producer who was on this Zoom call right now who's going to be peppering you after every pick to get some analysis because he's going to be in Nashville, Tennessee, seeing what the Titans are going to do. And that person is Mikey A.
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Where do you think he's going to go, Mike? I think the Giants are probably going to take Shador Sanders. That would be my guess.
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He's like, yeah, I'm going to play. Yeah, I'm going to play still. Yeah, I'll be there.
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Yeah, I'll be there. I'll be there, guys. Talk to me after training, Kim. I'll be there. Yeah.
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That's Trey Hendrickson. I'm a Trey Hendrickson voice double sometimes. Yeah, I'll be there. Anonymous sources next.
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That's rude. Guy hasn't seen a worm in 25 years. That's also true, by the way. I haven't seen a worm in a long time. Yeah, hey, you know, I don't sleep. There's that. I feel like Dan where I'm like writing emails to myself at 3 in the morning to make sure that I remember Miami's top five smells. I'm like, oh, this is great. This is great content at 345 in the morning.
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You don't put enough detergent sometimes. All of a sudden you look at it and you're like, oh, that's a stain. But you know what? They won't notice. It's like a bad arm day.
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And it feels like your wife expects you to do stuff on Valentine's Day in a way that maybe you didn't do stuff on Valentine's Day prior?
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You would think maybe some extra substances around the, you know. Interesting.
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So we have Jimmy. Do we have Jimmy having that same situation? No.
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It looks... Looks like my baby's.
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Yeah. What? Yeah, like, you know when the baby's obviously taking leche from a pecho, all of a sudden, you look into the diaper, and it's like, ooh, that's an interesting color of...
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No. They put you in the wheelchair. Jenny was sitting outside of South Miami Hospital. I'm driving around the car and she's there by herself. By herself.
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Make sure those arms can't move. She didn't like the swaddle. She wanted her arms to be free.
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I would swaddle her underneath her arms so her arms could be free.
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He was, in a manger. Thank God for that.
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Get out to the one-yard line, and then run 99 yards against Tyreek Hill.
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tight ship, loose ship situation there, Dan? You think Unk drives a tough ship?
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What I loved is that I was looking at it like you said. As Stugatz, everything was filtering what Ocho was saying through a Stugatz prism. And I was like, ooh, that's a good one. He got the valet. He had to park somewhere that was a little sketchy. But then he got towed. But then, oh, my God, he forgot about the sun pass. And they can't give him the thing.
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So it was like lie on top of lie on top of lie from Stugatz.
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For me, I don't have strict requirements, right? Like my wife is like, you know, I like Valentine's Day, but it's not like the end of the world. So I was explaining to him yesterday, we were doing a walk with my daughter, and I explained to my wife, I was like, hey, Chris and Mike, she's like, oh, why weren't they on the show?
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I was like, oh, Chris and Mike somehow convinced their wives to go on a boys trip for Valentine's Day. Out of the country. Out of the country, like not like anywhere close. And she's like, oh, that's interesting. Okay.
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Touche. I was like, you think that I would be able to do something like that? She's like, no, no, no, absolutely not. And I was like, oh, okay, so you value Valentine's Day? She's like, not really. You're just not leaving me with the kid on Valentine's Day.
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Oh, no, yeah. Again, different circumstances. If you're Kyle, yeah.
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By the way, worms. Can I say something on worms really quick? Sure. Of course.
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Do you see worms anymore, Dan? Do I see worms anymore? Yeah, I haven't seen a worm in a very long time. I haven't seen a worm since like the early 2000s, if you want me to be honest. What do you think that's about? I don't know. But when was the last time you saw a worm?
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Well, that's not any quarterback who made the playoffs.
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So good. Uh, do you think Kellen Moore, what kind of, what kind of head coach will Kellen Moore be?
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Dallas, we'll have you promote Amgen one more time on the way out here. But I'm wondering, why do you think Jalen Hurts? You mentioned this before about Jalen and Nick Sirianni. Why do you think he doesn't get the credit he deserves? Two Super Bowls, three years, beat Patrick Mahomes and didn't just beat him, blew him out. And yet we're not talking about Jalen Hurts.
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We're talking about everyone else.
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All right. The guy you're most concerned about on Friday for the parade, who's the guy you're most concerned about?
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Dallas, you agree with me. The fans that fired Sirianni at 2-2, they should not show up to the parade. Yeah, don't bother.
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All right. Congratulations to you, man. Happy for you. And enjoy Friday, man. Thank you for doing this.
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Just want to be clear, you're confident that Bo Nix would have beaten the Kansas City Chiefs, but you're not confident that Matthew Stafford would have.
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It is offseason Chris Sims. That's what it is. You're right.
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Yeah. Notice who's not here. I mean, just that.
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He's producing Levitard. That's what he's doing.
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You're right, because Dan signs his paychecks. So that's why he is doing it. He needed an executive producer. Normally me and Billy are off on Thursdays because we do the interview with you. We do God bless football. but Dan needed both of us today, and one of us had to come and talk to you, and Billy was not the guy, okay?
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Nice. Sims, what happened to the Chiefs on Sunday?
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Mikey A sent me a text. He told me to ask the Fuentes question. I will not ask the Fuentes question because Mike Fuentes will ask his dumb, ridiculous question. Go ahead.
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Chris, my issue is we celebrate Patrick Mahomes. He also had a good team around him. That defense won him back-to-back Super Bowls, and we gave Mahomes all the credit.
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No, that's a great job out of you, Mikey. That's where he needed to take the take. He was unwilling to take the take to that take place. And so now we're stuck because now it's Mikey A's take and it's not your take. And I'm going to present it to Chris Sims as your take, Fuentes.
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i'm saying she got chris my only issue with how we're treating jalen hurts after winning the super bowl is we all know he's capable of throwing the ball he did it as you and i pointed out two years ago in the super bowl outplayed patrick mahomes but he's the thing like this is the guy a symbol for all the things we love about our athletes and sports he has overcome adversity he was at alabama had success in alabama
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Saban told him to go to Oklahoma he went to Oklahoma he didn't sulk he made himself a better quarterback got drafted in the second round and now he's been to the Super Bowl two times in three years he's 25 years old and he just won his first ring like and we're just not and I will continue great it's almost like the Tua thing with me a little bit I'm not mad at Jalen Hurts I
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God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes.
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I'm just objecting to Bo Nix winning that game. That's all. He's got the legs.
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Chris, if you had one guy, if you had to select one guy to build your roster, would that guy be Howie Roseman?
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I do. Fuentes is very upset with himself because he keeps peeling off quarterbacks.
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Despite their quarterback, do you feel like the Eagles are poised here to make a Kansas City Chiefs-like run? There are eight.
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Everybody's in. Now everyone's back in. Mikey already said that. It's his take now.
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I'm taking Hertz. We'll beat you. Mikey, it is rare that I have news here when we're talking to Sims on a weekly basis that both you and Chris Sims can react to. The Jets have tweeted out, we have informed Aaron Rodgers that we'll be moving in different directions at quarterback. Well, didn't we know that? Didn't Jay Glazier tell us that on Super Bowl Sunday? Yeah, but now it's like official.
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Yeah, the whole McAfee thing. And now the Jets, they're tweeting it out. This is their Twitter account. And they're saying, we have told Aaron to move on.
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If Aaron Rodgers is the Eagles quarterback, do they beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl?
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Don't apologize. I'm pissed. I'm just mad at Fuentes.
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Listen, that's Billy's job. That's Billy's job. And he'll take care of it for me. He will. Well, it depends how you answer this question. Does Tua win the Super Bowl if he's the Eagles quarterback? No. I don't know what I'm going to think about it.
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I'll get off of this in a second, Chris, but this is the quarterback, okay, in a very selfish time where guys want their stats. They don't care as much about winning, I don't think.
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This is a guy who, after the bye week, walked into the locker room, told his coach, we need to run the football more, which means he's not going to get his, which means he knows this is going to be the reaction by people after he goes out and wins a Super Bowl. He brought Miles Sanders to a Super Bowl. But he's the guy, the leader of that team, walked in, Nick, we need to run the ball more.
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There is something to be said for that kind of leadership. I mean, there is.
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That's bullshit. I'm trying to think about the quarterback where he would draw the line. Caleb Williams. Drake May. Drake May. Does Drake May win that game? Probably not.
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I want to see the worst thing we could try to have there. How far it could go.
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right but the reason when Travis Kelsey's dropping the ball left and right you can't even throw it to your you know to your main guy there right but I feel like a mobile quarterback would be you know better adjusted to kind of deal with that defense no am I wrong like Josh Allen would have had a better game than Patrick Mahomes right because he can run I don't think there's a quarterback that has been born ever in the history of mankind that could have won that game the way it was being played I think Jalen Hurts on the Chiefs wins that game no definitely no way
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Look at you pick it up for Billy.
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Someone has to do it. Sims, what do you make of the rumors, the Cowboys? I guess it's news now that the Cowboys are thinking about trading Micah Parsons.
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Chris, if you're the Bengals, do you simply franchise T. Higgins? Is that what you would do?
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And that's just a hard way to win a Super Bowl that way. As you know, the playoffs, I think like 50% on average, like half the teams that made it this year won't make it next year. And some new teams will sneak in. So I just want to ask you, and we're getting ahead of ourselves because we just finished up this year. But I am wondering, when you look ahead to next year, if I tell you,
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The Carolina Panthers are going to make the playoffs. Would you say I'm nuts? I wouldn't say you're nuts.
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Chris Sims is going to join us here on TV. On the audio side, Dallas Goddard and Chris Sims will join us on this week's edition of God Bless Football. Super Bowl champion, Dallas Goddard.
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All right. Just one the other way, and we'll get you out of here. Check him out. PFT with Mike Florio every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned podcast. Would you be shocked if the Chiefs didn't make the playoffs next year?
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Mikey, he is off to get his haircut. How much do you think how much do you believe Chris Sims tips the person who cuts his hair? What do you think?
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There's an expectation that comes with being a Sims, right?
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You're not objecting to guys. You're objecting to what guys do with their hands. You're right.
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Right. It dawned on me that he goes to a salon. He doesn't go to a barber shop. You go to a salon.
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Excellent job by you, Sims, as you should.
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All right. Now, if the washer of the hair picks his nose beforehand and then sticks his – are you still tipping him the 20 bucks? I am. I'm still tipping him.
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PFT with Mike Florio every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned Podcast. It is off-season Chris Sims. I like off-season Chris Sims.
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All right, buddy. Another great year. We appreciate everything you've done for our show over the years, and we will talk to you as we get closer next. to the NFL draft. And as we get closer to baseball season, you don't know it yet, but you're doing a baseball segment with me and Billy. Okay. Okay.
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But f*** you, Billy. All right. F*** both of you. You and Fuentes. I mean, seriously. Stick together, Fuentes.
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He also agreed with Mikey A's take, which infuriates me. Yes. I'm sorry. Just wrong. Jalen Hurd's not getting any credit. Anyway, let's play the game.
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$100, $40 tip for the hair cutter, and $20 for the washer.
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No, 100 with a 40% tip, $40 for the person who cut his hair and $20 for the person who washes his hair.
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He's giving a $40 tip on a $100 haircut.
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I'm going Aaron. Yeah, I'd go Aaron.
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So we're working at the kinks is what you're saying.
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They did tell Aaron to hit the road, Jack. We'll see if Aaron decides to come back. How would I feel about it?
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How do I feel about Tyron Taylor? I don't know. I'm numb. Like, okay. Fine. Maybe this will work out. Maybe he's the guy. Maybe it is Tyron Taylor. Maybe it's always been Tyron Taylor.
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I'd be okay with that. Unfortunately, this is what happens, and I'm certain Mikey A is going to relate to this and agree with me on this.
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They're not going to have a season in which they go below .500. They're going to have a season in which they win the Super Bowl. I'm just telling you, that's how we're conditioned to think.
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Yeah, I did. You should have flagged me for five yards. You're right. You're right. I'm sorry about that. Mikey A is in a hurry. He said, let's go. Let's go quickly.
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I think he'd start in Pittsburgh. I do. Tennessee. I do. I do like Mike. I like the resume not being that he's a five-time MVP or he's won a Super Bowl and a Super Bowl MVP. It's look at what happened when everyone else left the Jets.
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Tell us what you're doing with Amgen, Dallas.
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I did. He didn't, so I have a false start penalty. Ah, okay. Billy, I want to share with you, and I can't wait to ask Chris Sims about this, a ridiculous, in my opinion, take from Mike Fuentes. Okay. I'll let Fuentes tell you guys the take. You guys tell me what you think of said take, and we will ask Chris Sims about it, and he will be the final arbiter on this particular topic.
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Excellent job by you. How many hours of sleep have you gotten since Sunday?
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I know you're not surprised that you won the Super Bowl, but are you guys surprised at the way you beat Kansas City?
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After you guys win the Super Bowl, did Vic Fangio smile? Yeah. Yeah.
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Who was partied the most on your team since Sunday? Who's the person?
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You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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I do not want to play in snow. Hawk, football was meant to be played outside. It was meant to be played in the elements. What are you talking about? Maybe the old football. Frozen tundra.
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Yeah, but then the starter comes back, and he's not good enough to play anymore. Then the starter gets hurt, and then he wants him to go back in.
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Did you say Dan is pinch-hitting for Dan?
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It's a squirt in the lineup.
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They're asking him to do something he's never done before.
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I mean – The other team could have scored a touchdown, too.
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It's outrageous. I want to hear more about your fake NFL friends. I want to tell you a story. I'm serious here. My wife and my two daughters, they begged me to buy a Peloton. So I bought a Peloton. And then I watched that Peloton sit in my office and stare at me. So you know what I did one day? I looked at it.
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And so I decided to get off my ass and I jumped on the Peloton because no one else was using it and I paid for it. I mean, so why not? Then I realized eventually that they bought it for me. And I got to tell you, way more challenging than I could have ever imagined. Peloton coaches are walking the walk. I love the coaches. I do the Grateful Dead one. It's fantastic.
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They have a sub three hour marathon runner, military trained athlete, a former college basketball player and so many other well-rounded coaches on their team. All this experience really shows in their classes. which are never short of challenging, especially for me. So I jumped on it that first time.
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It was challenging, more challenging than I thought, and then I wanted to beat the bike, and so I kept jumping on it, and I absolutely love it. I mean, I'm the only one who uses it, but again, they got it for me. I mean, I had no idea. That's a little passive-aggressive, don't you think? Find your push, find your power with Peloton at OnePeloton.com.
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Don Levitard. Bob Craft. The only reason your organization is good is because of Bill Belichick. Stugatz. Belichick has done nothing since Brady left. He made the playoffs once. I think at the very least, he should not be a first ballot Hall of Famer. They should make him wait like 10 years to get it. He's an overrated coach.
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Are you joking? I mean, during the show, after the show, at night. You know what I'm saying?
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Mike, I imagine he's down 31-7 in the third quarter and he's like, what am I doing out here?
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There's a human element? Yes. The guy's upset. I'm not saying he's right.
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It's wrong.
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Guy A is the guy that she wants, but he's unreliable, and Guy B is tired of being there when Guy A becomes unreliable again. I hate to be your backup player.
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So now, Hawk, you have the Niners, yeah. You have one of their best players, George Kittle. You have one of the best tight ends, one of the leaders of that team, calling that guy out. How do you feel about that? Because that's what would happen to you if you had quit one of those games. Yeah, I wouldn't have quit.
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Why is that a bad take? Because he's right. We're not talking about Kyle Shanahan today. We're not talking about Brock Purdy and how bad he was yesterday.
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We're going to get through this together.
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Just to check to make sure it's big enough for you. To be clear, it doesn't have to be that big, but, you know, it's comfortable.
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It's super interesting because if you're going to go back to the NFL, Mike, I have to think that no NFL teams were interested in Bill Belichick. He made it clear that he was interested in Carolina.
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There's only three jobs open right now. More are going to open up more than likely. No, I know, but I'm thinking Belichick put some... The news was out there that he was interested in Carolina. Carolina was interested in him. It sat there for a few days. And I think Bill was probably going through the process, who's going to call me?
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Who is going to call me and make some sort of assurances that, hey, I know we have a coach now, but at the end of the year, you're going to be our guy or we're interested, whatever. I don't think he got anything in the way of that. And so I think he was forced to go to college. And if you're asking me his motivation, I think his motivation is to make sure his family is secure after he's done.
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And his name doesn't mean as much as it does right now. Is that fair?
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Do we have to accept because, I mean, clearly there were no other offers that Bill Belichick may have coached his last game in the NFL? I think we're probably there, right? Because he's only getting older, Mike. He's going to spend a couple of years at Carolina. If they're not going to hire him now, they're not going to hire him then.
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Do you think he has an out clause, like he can leave whatever the hell he wants? Like if someone offers him an NFL job in a month, he can get out of there?
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Based on what Mike probably asked for all that stuff and got it. It's in the Bible. Yeah. I mean, listen, if it's just a month, Gojo, we can agree. No one has ever taught this much Carolina football in their entire life, right? Like, they're getting banged for their buck right now.
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Billy, can you imagine a 17 year old kid wanting to play for Belichick? Like, is that is that something I guess if he's the guy that can get you to the NFL, right? He's the guy that can get you to the NFL. Gojo kids aren't going to care as long as he's the guy that can get me to the professional level to my dreams.
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I can't believe there wasn't another offer for Bill Belichick, or maybe there was, and Belichick, he just wanted to go to North Carolina.
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I like Pete Carroll going back to USC. How about that? Yes.
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Go, Joe. We love you. We have to let you go. Go, Joe, and go look 8 to 10 on the DraftKings Network wherever you get your podcasts. We have a Notre Dame quarterback who's on hold right now, and it's Joe Theismann, just so you know. Enjoy that. You got to hear from my friends over at Miller Lite. What a great time of year.
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Friends, family, time off, football, and you should enjoy all of it like I do with an ice cold. Miller Lights. Holidays are all about tradition, and the tradition in my family is Miller Lights during the holiday season. From family gatherings to holiday parties with friends, this season is for enjoying time with the most important people in your life.
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Make the holidays even better with Miller Lights, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. I've been enjoying Miller Lights with friends and family, watching football during the holidays for many, many years. Why would I break the perfect tradition? I wouldn't It's the taste you can depend on. No games, no gimmicks, just a great beer for people who like beer.
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Making memories at year-end gatherings? Tastes like Miller time. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Fewer calories and carbs than premium regular beer.
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Joe, we'll get to what you're doing with Army and Navy. That game is this weekend. It's our Super Bowl here on God Bless Football. It's our national championship. It's a great game. It's a great tradition. But I am wondering, Joe, you hear the news Bill Belichick is going to the University of North Carolina. And your thoughts are what?
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How we doing, guys? We're doing good, Mike Golick. Thank you, Mike Golick Jr. It's your dad's birthday, and so we gave your dad the gift of a week off from us. It's a great gift.
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Joe, have you been a fan of the new college football playoff format? Have you enjoyed this season? Are there too many teams? For me, there's too many teams, so I'd be interested in your thoughts.
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Yes, absolutely correct. Golik likes to couch it under, hey, we help them up when we tackle them. But I mean, they don't want that. I mean, let them win.
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okay so it's funny uh billy me and mikey a were having this conversation right before you joined the zoom right before gojo joined the zoom as well at what age do you stop buying your parents birthday gifts
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Joe, before I get to the commanders, because I know you're excited about the success of the of the Washington commanders this year, being a former Washington commander, me and Mikey were saying earlier, we have stopped getting our dad's birthday gifts. I don't get him holiday gifts. Mikey, I'm not certain if he gets some holiday gifts.
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I asked Mikey, what do you think? Gojo got Mike Golic for his birthday. And Mikey said, I stopped getting my dad birthday gifts a long time ago.
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He's a good person, Joe. Yeah. I think what's the greatest gift you've ever received, Joe? Uh,
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hugs hugs i'll get my dad one of those yeah way out though that's what i do i don't buy him a gift because i don't as joe pointed out i don't want to spend money on my own dad so i give him a hug and i say that's your gift you know well that's a gift yeah it is i feel better now why why why attach a price to a gift right you know you can you can a gift can be knowledge
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A gift can be the team with the first pick in the draft taking Caleb Williams and not Jaden Daniels. Jaden Daniels has been amazing, Joe. How impressed have you been with Jaden Daniels?
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Yeah. He was at the beginning, right? Brady was a manager at the beginning. People forget that.
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Joe, we'll get you out of here in a second. We always appreciate the time. I want to run this by you. If Notre Dame wins the national championship, we at God Bless Football believe they should then have to play Northern Illinois. Do you agree? No.
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All right, Joe. One more time on the way out here. Tell us what you're doing with Recycle Brides giveaway for the Army-Navy game coming up this weekend.
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That is fine work you're doing, Joe. We always appreciate the time. Happy holidays to you and your family. You look fantastic, man. You really do. You look amazing.
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It is time for this week's edition of Studio Gots presented by DraftKings Sportsbook. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. College football, 4-2 last week. 76-66-2 on the season. One game this weekend. Our national championship. Army. Navy, we never select this game. We just thank them for their service.
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But if we did select the game, we would take Army minus six over Navy. We don't, though. We take Army and Navy, and we give ourselves a 2-0. How about that? NFL Week 15, 5-2 a week ago, 61-38-2 on the season. Here we go. Dolphins plus three, take it on the Texans, buy it up to 3-1⁄2. The Dolphins win the game outright. The Dolphins beat the Texans in Houston by four points. Colts plus four.
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Take it on Denver. Denver wins the game. The Colts cover. Denver by a field goal. Bills plus two and a half. They're taking on the Lions. Buy it up to three. Bills win the game outright. They win by seven points at Detroit. Steelers plus five and a half. Take it on the Eagles. Buy it up to six. Eagles win. Steelers cover. Eagles by a field goal. Bucks plus three, take it on the Chargers.
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If you if you purchase your dad a gift, what do you get mad at you? Like, hey, what are you doing? I don't need this. I don't want this.
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Buy it up to three and a half. The Chargers, they're going to lose the game outright. Baker Mayfield gets a big W. The Bucks win by six points on the road. Packers minus three at Seattle. Buy it down to two and a half. The Packers win. They cover the Packers by ten points on the road. Vikings, minus 6.5. They're taking on the Bears. Bears are bad. Vikings are good, but no one thinks they're good.
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Vikings, buy it down to 6. They win. They cover the Vikings by 10 points at home. And finally, the Falcons at the Raiders. The Raiders don't need it. The Falcons do. It is minus 4. The Falcons win. They cover Atlanta by 8 points on the road over the Raiders. Those are the picks, everyone. Good luck.
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Just another day, huh? Another hard-earned dollar.
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Coming from the guy, drinky, smokey, smokey. I mean, yeah.
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PFT with Mike Florio every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned podcast as well. Football night in America, Sunday night football. I'm going to start baseball. Go ahead, Billy. You go. I had a baseball question for him, but you go first.
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OK, but OK, go baseball first. Let's get that out of the way. All right. What hurts more? I mean, Soto leaving hurts because you're a Yankee fan, but he went to the Mets. And so I think that that has to make it like that has to compound it by like, I don't know, 50 times as opposed to him going to the Dodgers.
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I'll remind you, you went to the world series a year ago.
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We're going to go. It doesn't end your season.
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So this is nice is really buy me this jacket.
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Chris, you know Belichick very, very well. Your family knows Bill Belichick very, very well. Were you surprised by the news of Bill Belichick going to North Carolina? Beyond. Beyond surprised. Shocked.
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Are you more surprised that he took this job or that the NFL was not interested in Bill?
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Billy, the good news is that record is staying with Shula, it appears. Yeah, I don't care.
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Chris, the Tua we've seen the last four or five weeks, is this the best version of Tua you've seen?
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They don't trust me. The parents are talking about it. I'm like,
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I mean, Chris, that decision to run the ball on first and goal cost them the game. That was a terrible decision.
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Chris, are the Eagles the most dysfunctional 11-2 team in the history of the NFL?
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Who do you like in that game? It is a great game, Steelers and Eagles. Who do you like there?
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All right, PFT with Mike Florio, the Unbuttoned Podcast, and also Football Night in America, Sunday Night Football. Final one for me here, Chris. Are we going to not care about the Minnesota Vikings right up until the Vikings are playing in the Super Bowl?
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All right, Chris, we appreciate it. Every single week, PFT with Mike Florio, the Unbuttoned Podcast, Football Night in America, and right here on God Bless Football every single week. Thank you, buddy. Next time you need to fill in, I'll call Billy, okay?
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But a bunch of people will want that job, no?
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So I suspect it wouldn't be like a talent.
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Yes, he's dressed up. He is. He's very dressed up. He's ready to go. He's ready to make some picks. Right, Carl Douglas?
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Right, okay. Speaking of court, Carl, you and I need to speak off air about something, okay? I'm thinking about suing Major League Baseball, all right?
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We'll talk. Okay. Is Mojo joining today?
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Where is she, by the way? Yeah, where is she?
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I'm used to it. Listen, we have one guy on this panel who has a job. Let's let him get to it. That hurts my feelings. Oh, I'm sorry, Mikey. Let's get to the games here. We have Ravens and Giants. Giants are, well, they're a dumpster fire. They're plus 14 and a half. They're at home taking on the Ravens. Billy, I'm going to you first for Mojo's picks. Who did Mojo take here?
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All right. Carl Douglas, who are you taking here? Ravens at Giants. Giants plus 14.5.
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All right. Very important. Thank you. Kay Funk, who are you taking here?
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Hold on, K-Fo. To Billy's point, do you think the Dolphins would be making such a big deal about the undefeated season if one of those games was a tie?
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Why would we, though? I mean, ShareBear, we love him. Ojo had one win.
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Why would we do that? We don't like kicking people when they're down. Right, not here. Well... We have a heart.
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Hey, Carl Douglas has to get the court, K-Funk, all right? Yeah, come on, K-Funk. Colts at Broncos. Broncos are minus four. Poor K-Funk. Let's go to Carl Douglas first. Colts at Broncos. Broncos minus four at home, Carl.
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Okay. Mike Rollis, who are you taking here? Colts at Broncos. Broncos minus four.
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Okay. Billy, who did Mojo and Gordy take? They both took the Broncos. Okay. Cher Bear, who are you taking here? I'm taking the Broncos, too. Right. You're hot. I mean, seriously. All on the Broncos. Okay, Funk, who are you taking? Funk?
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Okay. I will have, you know, on the next game, which is the game of the weekend, by the way. And there is no one better at gambling on this show than Billy Gill. Okay. It's two guys is better. That's true. Yeah. I mean, now Billy Gill is the best. Okay.
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I will tell you that earlier today, Billy, I believe chose the lions to lose this game. He has the bills winning the game outright. So it is a big game. It's bills at lions. Billy. First, I'm going to you on Mojo and Gordy. Who did they take?
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I don't know. All right. You're taking the Bills here. Yep. Okay. Carl, who are you taking here? What's the spread? What's the spread? Lions minus two and a half, Carl. Two and a half. Yeah.
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Yes. Is that the extent of your holiday decorating? And a Gojo and Golik sign. Yeah. And the Stugatz book. And the Stugatz personal record book. Okay.
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All right. Mike Rollis, who are you taking?
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Some bonus advice from you there, K-Punk?
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Let's go to the next game here. Packers at Seahawks. Seahawks are plus two and a half at home. I can't figure out the Seahawks, man. They drive me crazy. Let's go to Mike Rollins first. Mike, who are you taking here? Packers at Seahawks. Seattle is plus two and a half at home.
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All right, let's go to ShareBear. ShareBear, who are you taking here? Packers at Seahawks. Seahawks plus two and a half. I have a feeling it's Seattle. Space Needle.
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Yes or no from anyone in this group, Charlie Ward is the greatest college quarterback of all time. Mike Rollins?
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Tommy Frazier. Tommy Frazier. Tommy Frazier.
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God, he was good. Carl's getting mad at me. I'm sorry, Carl. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. Did everyone pick that Packers-Seahawks game to get all the picks in? No. Who didn't pick the game? No. Carl, did you pick the game? I got sidetracked by Heisman talk. Carl, go ahead.
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All right, final game. We'll go to Carl first here so he can get out of here. He has better things to do. Bears at Vikings. Vikings are minus six and a half here, Carl. Who are you taking?
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Carl, before you get out of here, would you like to promote your law firm on the way out?
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Same to you, Carl. Good luck. Thanks, Carl. I'll talk to you next week about suing Major League Baseball, okay?
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We'll talk about it. Okay. Bye. He's in a rush. Let's go to Mike Rollins here. Bears at Vikings. Man, it's tough for me and Mikey A to watch Sam Darnold every single week. Oh, man. This is tricky. It's hard for us. But the Vikings are six and a half point favorites. And it's amazing. The Vikings, as good as they've been, no one takes them seriously. So, Mike, who are you taking here?
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Vikings minus six and a half with the Bears.
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Jesus. You just started railing against the Bears.
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And you'll have Southern Mike, too. You'll have – Everybody seems to be on board with this. Unless he goes 5-0, and then he wants them to count for him. Right.
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All right, you're taking the Bears. Billy, who did Mojo and Gordy take here? Mojo has the Vikings. Gordy has the Bears. All right, we finish up with Shear Bear. Bears at Vikings. Vikings minus six and a half points.
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All right. Well, Mike, we look forward to a Southern Mike joining us next week. I like the idea of a different accent. Yeah. Kay Funk. We love you. We do.
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Hey, ShareBear, would you like to promote anything on the way out?
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All right. Enjoy the Heisman Trophy presentation. You're a baller, ShareBear. You really are. I want to be you when I grow up. Same here. Rawless, anything on the way out?
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All right. Well, I'm proud of you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. All right, guys. We will talk to you next week. This has been great. I look forward to having Mojo and Gordy back, hopefully, next week. for my friends over at Miller Lite. What a great time of year. Friends, family, time off, football, and you should enjoy all of it like I do with an ice cold. Miller Lights.
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Holidays are all about tradition, and the tradition in my family is Miller Lights during the holiday season. From family gatherings to holiday parties with friends, this season is for enjoying time with the most important people in your life. Make the holidays even better with Miller Lights, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer.
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I've been enjoying Miller Lights with friends and family, watching football during the holidays for many, many years. Why would I break the perfect tradition? I wouldn't It's the taste you can depend on. No games, no gimmicks, just a great beer for people who like beer. Making memories at year-end gatherings? Tastes like Miller time.
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Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Fewer calories and carbs than premium regular beer.
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I want to thank the folks over at Smirnoff for being a loyal sponsor to both God Bless Football and the Dan Levitard Show with Stugatz. Smirnoff knows there is no I in football. Football is a we thing, an experience that is best enjoyed together. With good drinks and good folks, Smirnoff is the world's number one vodka and is an official vodka partner of the NFL.
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All right. Are you guys talking about an inflatable tree? No, we're not. No, like the inflatable lawn stuff.
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I was going to tell people, go buy a tree and throw it on the roof of your car and drive it home.
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I'd send someone out to get me a tree. That's what I would tell you.
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And this year, there are more opportunities to watch football and make delicious Smirnoff cocktails than ever before over the holiday season. From Thanksgiving to Black Friday and Christmas, Smirnoff and the NFL are with you every step of the way. So this holiday season, when you are enjoying the game and your cocktails, please make sure to drink responsibly.
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We're super tropical. Super tropical outside. Gojo, don't you feel like when you go buy Christmas decorations in July, the person's judging you at the counter? No, I did.
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We've known Mike Golick Jr. for a while. I've known Billy forever. You've known Billy for a couple of years now. These two are kindred spirits. We're the same age, Mikey. Mikey, they have more in common than me and Gojo have in common, than you and Gojo have in common, than Gojo has in common with anybody.
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x gotta give it to you x gotta give it to you oh no what is this is that a parrot in the room what what noise is this i flew all the way to the kingdom of my oh god
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Simple questions. Princess Claire, Princess Claire, Princess Claire. Princess Chris called his baby whose name Mina doesn't remember. We shall rename the holiday Claire Giving.
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And so I was like, whoa, what are you doing? You left your computer here. What are you doing? I mean, that was seven hours ago. That was seven hours ago. I swear to God, it was research.
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Strictly in the United States.
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That's all I do is I just put you in a room with Josh Allen.
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What other domains do you own?
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Yes. Yeah. No one's listening.
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I can't believe, like, how's the guy, do you speak to the guy that you bought it from? Because he, I mean, he gave it up for a cheap price.
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You had to be like, was he pretending to be Josh Allen? What was he doing?
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Now, if Josh just won a Super Bowl, like he won a Super Bowl, you guys are big Bills fans, you love Josh Allen, he is God up there. If he won a Super Bowl and called you the next day and said, hey, listen, I won you a Super Bowl, it's miserable in Buffalo. I want the domain name joshallen.com. I made you happy, the happiest you've ever been as a sports fan. I want that thing for free.
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Oh, maybe. Todd, are you looking for a business partner? I mean...
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Wow. I mean, I can help you. You help me. I'll help you. You know what I'm saying?
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Oh, you did. Ron, are you guys constantly scouting out what's going to be next, what hasn't been taken, what's going to be next, what you think is going to be popular, just grabbing domain?
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What's the domain that you bought and then eventually sold? What deal made you the most money in terms of a domain?
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So explain that. Like, so you go, you see, you see a law firm, you grab their, your, their domain name, and then they come calling eventually to buy it from you.
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Do you guys have super wildcard weekend.com? Have you, uh, well, I gotta go to the bathroom. I love Todd. I mean, he's my new business partner. What's the most money you've made on a single deal? Is that an insensitive question? Can you share that with us?
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Every deal is you're making six figures.
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Are you surprised that Josh, are you surprised Josh Allen hasn't sold yet?
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I like it, guys. So essentially, the domain money, it's really money to fund something that's way more important.
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Yeah. Good question. Chargers, Texans, guys. Who do you like in that game? You like the Chargers, Ronnie? Chargers and Texans, for sure. Okay. Bill, you're going to ask him all the games, aren't you?
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Yeah. Listen, there's no competition. You can either bring us in or we're going to end your company. So it's up to you. Whatever you want to do.
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Interesting. The Steelers-Ravens. Yeah, Steelers-Ravens. Who do you like there, guys?
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Listen, you just have to beat Lamar Jackson, and then once you've done that, go to Kansas City and beat Patrick Mahomes. You guys got this.
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How much do you guys dislike Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs?
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Yeah. What happens to the value of the domain if Josh Allen gets bounced out in the second round of the playoffs?
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Really? Is that right? What's the number? If someone called you right now and gave you a number, what's the number?
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Yeah, that you can't say no to, right?
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Yeah, no tickets, no nothing, no meetings with Josh, nothing. Just straight, here's the cash, give me that domain.
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240 in a duffel. I like your style. A duffel bag is much better. What if we just said, hey, you guys, both of you, okay? Ronnie, Todd, both of you, co-hosting the show with us every week. Promote your product. Promote your company all you want.
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Yeah. Just so we're clear, we host a show. It's called God Bless Football. Chris Sims is part of it. Mike Golick is a part of it. We have a lot of big celebrities, big names. We are offering you guys a chance to be a weekly part of our show in exchange for, and we appreciate it, but you get to promote your company, the important stuff, the stuff you're doing with fentanyl. Exactly.
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God bless football. Mikey A? God bless football, Stu Gatz.
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And what we get in return for that is the domain, joshallen.com. What do you think?
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This podcast has won best football podcast in America three out of the last four years. It's a massive podcast with a massive audience.
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He's the guy who travels around with Rob. Okay. You know Papa G? Do you know Big G? You have to.
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Billy, I think we have to have them on for a pick segment. It seems like it.
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Really? I guess. All right. James Franklin is 1-18 in his career versus AP top five teams.
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Would you guys like to join us for a pick segment with Gordy Gronkowski and the crew? I love it. I love it. You're in?
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we'll we'll see you know i'll have to talk to my advisors right well no no we're not asking for anything we're just offering you another opportunity to come on i don't want the domain just i want you to come on with gory that's all come on record yeah yeah okay all right something tells me like ronnie's always wanted to be a sports radio host i think ronnie would take the deal am i wrong ron yeah i love what you guys are doing dude it's uh
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i like what you're doing okay i like what you guys are doing i mean you're making money off phone numbers yeah yeah it's genius uh all right guys this is uh i'll get back to you on the 250 what if i offer 200 right now cash wired right to your account are you serious no he's not no i know
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I think if we just had Ron on this deal would be done already.
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Well, listen, now I know the guy, if I'm serious about this, I know who I got to call and it's Ron. It's not Todd. Okay.
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Yes. All right, guys. I look forward to getting into business with you and being partners with you. I'm going to make this happen. I'm intrigued by what it is you're doing. We're going to be partners soon.
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it is time for this week's edition of stevia gouts presented by giraffe king sportsbook draft kings the crown is yours nfl super wild card weekend it is here one five and one a week ago i'm limping into the playoffs what a regular season though 79 48 and three i know what you're saying do it in the postseason I'm going to do my best. Here we go. Chargers, minus three at the Texans.
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Chargers, really good. Texans have no idea if they're any good. Buy it down to two and a half. Take the Chargers. They win. They cover the Chargers by 10 points on the road. Ravens, Lamar Jackson, speaking of doing it in the playoffs, minus nine and a half. Take the Ravens. They win. They cover the Ravens by 14 points at home over the Steelers. Bills at home, minus 8.5. Take it on the Broncos.
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Buy it down to 8. Take Buffalo. They win. They cover. Buffalo by 17 points at home. Packers, plus 4.5. They're at Philadelphia. Take it on the Eagles. The Eagles win. The Packers cover. I wanted to say the Packers win. Sirianni gets fired, which might very well happen. But the Eagles win, and they win by a point. Last-second field goal. How about that? But the Pack, they get the cover.
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Yes. 1-18. Let me say that again, okay? Because suddenly, after two playoff wins, he became the greatest postseason coach in the history of college football because he was undefeated in the postseason against teams that had no business being in the postseason. How about that? Okay. And then all of a sudden he became big game James and they get out to a lead last night.
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I'm taking the Packers plus four and a half. Commanders plus three on the road. They're taking on Tampa. Buy it up to three and a half. Take the Commanders. They win the game outright. They beat Tampa by six points. Sorry, Baker Mayfield. And finally, Rams, Vikings in a game that will likely be moved to Arizona. I am taking the Rams here to win the game outright. They cover the spread.
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Well, hold on. Let's get Sims involved here. Sims is saying that we're treating Mike Vrabel like f***ing Vince Lombardi. What are your thoughts?
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The rare game, by the way, that starts as a complete clunker and turns into a classic by the end. I mean, unbelievable. But James Franklin jumps out to the lead and then he does James Franklin type things. And Drew Allard throws a terrible pass middle of the field late in the game. And Notre Dame wins and Penn State loses. And again, 1-18 versus the AP top five ranked teams throughout his career.
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Uh, Sims, you headed to Texas. What's going on here?
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So why is your wife going? Is she going to, like, she wants to be with the family?
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Do you have Sims' kids calling you Uncle Billy?
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Send me whatever you want me to wear. We'll wear it. Yes, I think if you decided to do this for a living, you decided I'm being a whore, Chris.
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Yeah. Yeah. You're right. How do you feel about your chances against Ohio state? Cause it's funny, Ohio state, everyone, the fire ride day. And now they're the most talented team in the country. The favorite to win the national championship.
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Chris, is Steve Sarkisian a coach you could see coaching in the NFL?
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Chris, there are reports that I think five or six teams have reached out to Bill Belichick. Now, Belichick is at North Carolina. Diana Rossini reported that he's staying at North Carolina, at least for now. You know Belichick very well. Is Belichick going to give Carolina at least one season?
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I think the job he wants, if there's an NFL job he wants to punctuate his career with, it would be the New York Giants, right?
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The only thing I'll say about that Chicago job is you have to deal with Jordan Love, the Vikings, and Dan Campbell and Jared Goff for the next 10 years.
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PFT with Mike Florio every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned podcast, Football Night in America. Chris Simms is with us here on God Bless Football. What's the game you're most excited for this weekend?
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If the Eagles happen to lose this game, is there a chance Nick Sirianni gets fired afterwards?
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All right, well, I was going to say do better, but it's impossible to do worse.
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You know, the Harbaugh one is interesting because he kind of skates by. He's won two playoff games in the last decade and he's had the two-time MVP on his roster.
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Yeah, we have another college football semifinal tonight. Wild Card Weekend is coming up. We're going to discuss all of it, of course, with the guys who secured joshallen.com. I was going to say Chris Sims. And then at the last second, I realized, oh, we have the guys who secure the domain name, which we discussed on the Levitard show earlier this week.
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Chris, after Lamar Jackson, who has the most amount of pressure on them headed into the postseason? I think... I think it's Josh Allen.
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We have the guys who have secured the domain name for Josh Allen. It's JoshAllen.com. We're going to try to pry it away from him. But Chris Sims is going to join us as well. Today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. So, Mikey, Notre Dame.
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So he has an opportunity here, Sims, because you know this. He has an opportunity to erase all the demons. He could beat Tomlin in the first round. He can go to Buffalo, take out Josh Allen in the second round. He can go to Kansas City and take out Mahomes in the AFC championship game just to get to the Super Bowl.
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Yes, this is why you're not invited to the Texas game and me and Mikey. Oh, I'll be there.
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Do you feel like they have, based on what you saw last night, again, started off as a lousy game, turned into a classic. Do you think Notre Dame has a realistic chance against the two teams we're going to see play tonight, which is Ohio State and Texas? Ohio State has suddenly become the greatest team in the country.
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Chris, I want to explore just how far out I can push this. So if I told you I think the Rams are going to make it to the Super Bowl, would you be surprised?
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If I told you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were going to make it to the Super Bowl, you would say what?
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So it seems like you'd be surprised by any team other than Philadelphia or the Lions to make it out of the NFC. Is that fair?
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And in the AFC, if it's any team other than the three teams, Baltimore, Buffalo, Kansas City, are you going to be surprised? Let's say the Chargers make it.
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Now, here's the interesting one. If Cincinnati made the playoffs and then went on to make the Super Bowl, would you have been shocked? No.
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All right, we'll get you out of here in just a second. PFT with Mike Florio. Every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned Podcast, Football Night in America. He's off to Texas. He's going to the Cotton Bowl. But hear me out on this, okay? Because I believe that the Chiefs have a different kind of pressure on them headed into the postseason. Last year, the story was Patrick Mahomes woke up one day.
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They had three road games to win. He called his wife. He said, I decided the Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl, okay? This year, though, Chris, he has one of the most coveted things in the sports. It reminds me of the Patriots. where they have a bye week, they have two home games to get to a Super Bowl. You have to take advantage of those opportunities.
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And if you're chasing Tom Brady to be the all-time great, you need to be the all-time best quarterback in NFL history. You need to do things that Tom has never done and no quarterback has ever done. And winning three straight is one of those things. There is some pressure here on the Chiefs to get it done right now.
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All right, but knowing Patrick the way you know Patrick, like he knows that, right? He knows he's – Yes.
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All right, Chris, enjoy the weekend. Get off to Texas. Listen, the plane takes off when you get there. We all know that.
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So you're saying Ohio State's best is better than Notre Dame's best. If they both came out and played their best games, their A games, their absolute best games, Ohio State is going to beat Notre Dame.
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right i'll drive i'll drive we'll do ships mikey will drive and you and i will sit in the back seat and smoke weed sims let's go i can't even believe that's such a gummies only in the car yeah he's so upset look at him he's crushed right now he wants to go to tank he wants to go to the cotton bowl well where's the problem dallas why don't you fly into somewhere else and then just drive from there in texas you have a private plane you just tell him wherever the land
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Air Sims. You're Sims. The plane's called Big S***.
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It was Danny Dimes, wasn't it?
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I love you guys. All right, good luck getting to Texas, man. Sorry about that.
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Enjoy Super Wild Card Weekend. You'll figure out a way. You're sick.
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No, I called Super Wild Card Weekend. I don't give a shit what they canceled.
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Unwilling to do that. Gordy, Gordy, I tried, listen, I was negotiating. Okay. And your name came up because we said, listen, If you give us the joshallen.com domain for $100,000 less, perhaps, we could get you in a room or a suite with Gordy Gronkowski.
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The Gullocks have to be happy this morning, huh?
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I think he went two and up. Oh, did he really?
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No, no, I would say if Golik, if Senior merely made it up for the game, like he stayed up for the entire game, that's the latest he's been up in a long time. Yeah. Yeah.
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Actually, what I heard last week was Gordy say for the first time he'll go opposite Mojo.
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All right, so we're just going to do this because we have, ShareBear's not here. We don't have Mike Rollis. We don't have Mojo. We don't have K-Funk. So you ready?
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We're picking six games. Are you telling me before the games are played that K-Punk has already got 0-6?
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Are we picking college games this week? No college this week?
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We have one game we can do. We have the game tomorrow, Billy. Fair enough. I get it.
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Let's just agree on this, that K-Funk is 0-7 now, okay? Okay. He's going to have a heart attack.
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Yeah, well, listen, in James Franklin's defense, and it's tough to defend a guy who's won an 18 versus the AP top five since he started coaching at Penn State, but in his defense, what Penn State at least proved to me is that they belonged in college football's final four. They did. They played very, very well.
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All right, so you ready? You guys ready to do this?
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Because Carl's got to get out of here. This is his car. He's on his way to work. So we got to get him out of here. Let's go out to the first game wildcard weekend. Chargers at Texans. Texans are three point underdogs at home. They haven't been playing well. Chargers playing very, very well. So I'll go to you first, Gordy. Gordy, Chargers are minus three at Houston. Who are you taking here?
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All right, Billy, you have ShareBear's picks?
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Okay, and K-Funk is 0-1, and Mojo is 1-0. Carl Douglas, Chargers at Texans. Chargers are minus three. Mikey A., thank you for that joke. I'm not going to stop saying it. Chargers are minus three at the Texans. Who you got, Carl?
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All right. Carl is taking the Chargers. Next game is Steelers at Ravens. Ravens minus nine and a half points at home. Carl, I'll start with you. Who are you taking here?
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You're going with the Steelers and you're giving your own company credit for the Steelers getting the job.
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I love that. What if the Ravens were a client? You would have taken them?
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All right, so Mojo, we have to be quick and we have to be efficient here. By the way, Mojo, if you want to drop back off, we already gave you an undefeated week. Oh, sweet!
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Don't pick a thing, Mojo. Don't. You're good. Sweet. Just hang around here.
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That's an athletic team, played very, very well, and had every chance to win that game, especially at the end. They had chances, Mike.
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So, Mojo, what would you like to do? Do you want to pick the games or not? I'll pick the games. Let's pick them. All right, listen, no pressure. You're undefeated, okay? Chargers at Texans, Texans plus three at home. What are you taking there?
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OK, yeah, we're back. We're back on track here. So next game, Broncos at Bills. Bills minus eight and a half. Billy, who did Rollins and Cher Bear take here?
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Gordy, Bills. I know who Gordy's taking. Bills minus eight and a half.
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You know who I'm taking? I think you're taking the Bills, Gordy.
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Paul Douglas, who are you taking here? Bills minus eight and a half at home, taking on Bo Nix and the Broncos.
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All right. Bills win, Broncos cover. Mojo, who are you taking?
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All right. Lord, I'm texting you right now who it was. Yeah, I knew it wasn't me. Wait, so, Gordy, he's going to text you who it was, and then feel free to share it with us if you think it's okay.
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Right. Did you feel bad for Allard?
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Thank you, Barry. Thank you, Barry. Appreciate it.
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I'm sorry. Carl, our apologies. No problem.
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Packers at Eagles. Eagles minus four and a half. Who are you taking, Carl?
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All right. Taking the Eagles. I'm going to get you out of here, Carl. Commanders at Bucs. Bucs minus three. Who are you taking?
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All right, Carl. Promote that law firm before you get out of here.
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You make a bad decision, you live with it. It happens. Yeah, but he's going to think about that decision every day for the remainder of his life.
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All right. And, Carl, we wish you luck with all the fires and everything going on out there. You'll be in our thoughts and our prayers the entire weekend. You, your friends, your family, everyone. Good luck to you, and hopefully you guys get through it.
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He is fantastic. I love that man. All right. So where we leave off. So Gordy Packers at Eagles, Eagles minus four and a half. Will you take it?
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Okay. Did Mojo send you the name yet?
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Gordy, I'm tempted to tell you just to go check the text and then come back to the Zoom.
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Commanders at Bucs. Gordy, do I need to skip you here?
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Bucs are minus three at home against the Commanders.
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Billy, who did ShareBear and Rollins take for this game? ShareBear took the Bucs. Rollins took the Bucs. All right, Mojo, who are you going with? Commanders at Bucs. Bucs minus three at home.
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Yeah. I felt great for the rest of the country because for one more week, we get to see Marcus Freeman. Chris Sims are the guys who own the domain for JoshAllen.com. Next.
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But they're different people, right?
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Is Mojo.com available by the way? Nice. Do we know if Mojo.com is available? I don't know. All right, so Gordy, promote your great company on the way out here. We appreciate you guys taking the time to do this again.
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We love you, Gordy. You are fantastic. You're certain you don't know these guys in Buffalo? I mean, yeah.
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Oh, on the side. Wow, I can't wait. All right, Mojo, on the way out here, promote whatever it is you want to promote, only the way you get.
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talking to the owners of joshallen.com uh because we were discussing on the show todd better get back here because i have questions okay all right todd good you can stay you can stay off to the side it's fine as long as you can hear me and we can hear you uh we were discussing on the show
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How disappointed we were in ourselves for not securing certain domains that have been sold since for many, many, many millions of dollars, including stuff like birds.com or cars.com. How did I not grab that domain? Why did you guys grab the domain? Josh Allen.com.
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How much did you buy it for, if you don't mind me asking?
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Okay. And what are you selling it? Because I'm going to try to buy it from you, just so you know. But what are you trying to sell it for now?
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300, wow. If you're Josh Allen. Right.
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There's a cardboard cutout of Josh Allen right behind Todd's business partner, but Todd was standing in the way of it. Yeah. I was thinking TB 12, to be honest with you, go ahead.
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Oh my. So you, listen, you have ensured that if Josh Allen wants a domain that he has to go through you guys to get said domain.
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How are you feeling about all this?
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That's a good job by you guys. Well, I'm happy to hear you're doing something productive other than securing domain names, okay? You guys are helping people.
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What if I offered you $250,000 today? What would you say to me?
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Mike Ryan bettet auf Draftkings, weil Mike Ryan bettet auf uns. Das ist der Bett, den du Angst hast, aufzudecken? Ein Bildbord in Edmonton? Stugatz!
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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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He probably thought he slid in the draft, right? I'm sure he did, but... If you had to redraft that... Brady's still on the board!
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1980. We'll get to Chris Sims in a second here. Who was the number one pick?
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But Chris Sims is great. And he tells some great stories about his dad's jersey and just, you know, unleashes on Belichick a little bit. So I am looking forward to that.
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I'm guessing the Browns had to do it over again.
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They didn't take Chad Paddington.
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Ah, was für einen Lächeln dieser Mann in meinen Gesicht bringt. Ist das ein Haar?
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Da ist er. Willst du Billy abschneiden? Denn Billy hat heute entschieden, dass Levitard wichtiger ist als Chris Sims. Ich habe dich für Billy gebucht.
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Who, Levitard or Billy? No, Billy.
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Without even looking.
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BFD with me. Mike Florio. Every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned Podcast, Football Night in America. Our buddy Chris Sims is with us. He is fresh off attending the Met Gala last night. How'd that go?
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And by we, me, Billy, Mikey A. We own the show, okay? So please subscribe, rate, review. And then unsubscribe and resubscribe and re-rate and re-review. You can't do that? Just subscribe, rate and review.
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What if you could wear whatever you want, you just had to wear one of Billy's hats. And he gets to pick it. He gets to pick it. That would hurt. But I might do it for that.
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War Randy Moss dein coolster Freund?
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So please subscribe to the podcast outside of the Dan Lebitard Show Network. And we appreciate it. Billy, I'm going to give you a choice here, okay? You have three choices, okay?
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Du bist Fan von New York. Du liebst die Yankees. Wir sprechen darüber in einem Sekund. Du bist in der Nix-Serie gegangen. Nix und Celtics.
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Before we get to Chris Sims, we have more Mike Lee. We have anonymous sources. And we have headlines. Okay. So those are your three choices in terms of what game we're going to play. Headed into Chris Sims, who will join us in about 10 minutes here. What game are you choosing, Billy?
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Yeah, I could tell. You don't like that the Mets got Soto. That's really what it boils down to. I mean, you can't stand it, right? Because you've been the richest team in the sport forever, right?
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Alright, Mikey A. has many questions about your dad's jersey. Mikey A., go ahead. The floor is yours, my friend.
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Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Let's get the sequence right here. Phil originally said yes to giving him the jersey.
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No, but I think you're right on this in terms of a show should start with the headlines, right? I should not ask that question anymore. We should just start with headlines, correct?
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Mikey, hol sie auf den Pod, okay? Ich schicke ihr die E-Mail, während wir reden.
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She didn't get the answer she wanted from you. I mean, the hell with that.
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Die letzten zwei Tage. Ja, du hattest es zu erzählen.
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Er lässt die Familie in seinem Wachstum.
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Wait, so Mikey, there was no official vote, okay? It came down to Deirdre and it came down to Dirty Diana. Get her on the podcast as well.
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Does Phil know who voted for who?
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Ich liebe, dass du über LT denkst, weil du weißt, wie wichtig diese Beziehung zu deinem Vater ist.
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So in a hypothetical world, let's say Joe Burrow was traded to the Giants and he wants a fresh start with a fresh number. And that number is number 11. How do you think Deirdre and Dirty Diana are voting on that one?
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PFT mit Mike Florio, jeden Tag auf Peacock, der Unbuttoned Podcast, Fußballabend in Amerika. Oh, es kommt zurück, Sims, wir kommen da hin. Wir sind langsam. We are slowly getting there. What did you make, speaking of the Giants, what did you make of them passing on Shador and ended up taking Jackson Dart, moved up to get Jackson Dart in the first round?
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Listen, you have to have confidence in the two guys who moved up to get Justin Dart. The same two guys who moved up to get Josh Allen. So at least you have that going for you.
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It seems like a headline you would write, though.
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Lawrence Taylor just flatly said no. I mean, yeah.
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Is there an NFL roster here in the offseason that where you look at it and you're like, wow, they got a lot better?
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I dare you to try to get me and Mikey A excited about Justin Fields.
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You can't just can't.
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Du hast Levitard über Sims gewählt und er ist nicht glücklich darüber. Oh, Chris, du weißt. Hör auf.
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Geh mit den Sims und esse Lebitoren. Die können dich für ein Leben füllen. Wow, wir könnten hunten.
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Billy, the best part is, is he gone? Did Billy leave? I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still looking.
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Come on. Can you see the double birds he just gave you?
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Bis zum nächsten Mal. Tschüss.
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Would you be shocked if the Bengals win the Super Bowl? No, no, I won't.
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Would you be shocked if the Bears made the playoffs?
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In that division, huh?
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And we will. Billy, if you had a jersey, if you had a career like Phil Sims and your jersey was retired in in a stadium and a rookie came in, a rookie hotshot came in and he wanted your number. Would you give up the number? Is there a price for you in which you would give up the number? Because I'm with Lawrence Taylor.
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Alright, last question. What the f*** is going on with Belichick? I mean, what's happening there?
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You seem disappointed, actually.
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Du bist in der Mitte der Saison 4, mein Freund. Ich meine, du lässt es fliegen.
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We appreciate it, man. PFT with Mike Florio every day on Peacock. The Unbuttoned Podcast as well. Football Night in America. He is our favorite guest here on God Bless Football. It is Christopher Sims. I am so happy you told the story about Dirty Diana and Deidre.
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Like, hey, blaze your own trail, leave my number alone, find your own number, you know?
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She's going to be on with us weekly.
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Our thanks to Chris Sims for joining us. It looks like... Nice of you to join us, Billy.
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We will get to more Mike Lee here in a second, but Billy is watching the 1980 draft, I believe, and he is doing so. Ich lache laut hier während unserer Pause. Was passiert mit dir gerade, Billy?
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No, it's not his fault. But Billy's point is, the Raiders could have had him three rounds later. I know.
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Right. Who went 19th in that draft? Who went right after Sebastian Janikowski?
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Chad Pennington or Sebastian Janikowski? That's a good question. I mean, Pennington, but it's a good question. I mean, Mikey, he was the runner-up MVP one year.
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Right. That you could have had in the fifth round.
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Once again, not his fault. That's not his fault. No one's blaming Janikowski, but you guys are like, Billy's laughing at it because it's a ridiculous thing to do to select a kicker in the first round. And you guys are defending Janikowski like he's part of your family.
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He had 2,000 yards one season.
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One year. Janikowski was coming off a year in which he won the Luke Groza Award. Oh, thank you. Billy will never come around.
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Third, maybe. Do we have some more Mikelys here to close out the show, Mikey A?
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Did you say more Mikelys?
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Mikey A, have you noticed that we're hosting this show with Bobby Petrino today? I mean...
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I mean, I don't know what you're doing.
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Giants, Saints, Titans, Browns. Giants. I'm gonna say the Saints. I'm gonna say the Saints. The Browns are gonna be okay. They're not gonna be so bad that they're gonna have the number one overall pick. I think the Giants are gonna be improved. Um. Do you guys like the Giants? I think the Giants are going to be good this year, actually. I do. I don't.
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The Browns did the thing I've been asking NFL teams to do. They got all the NFL. Any available quarterback is on their roster now.
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I'll believe in Schuck in three years. I'm going with the Saints here.
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Das ist ein guter Punkt. Er ist ein 26-jähriger Rookie.
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Ich habe noch einen für mich. Ich würde sagen, dass die Eagles die Chancen haben.
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Alright. Eagles, Eagles, Ohio State. God bless football, fellas.
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I need you to take the shirt off. So what do you do? You're evaluating whether or not this player is worthy of wearing your jersey, right? You have the right to take it back at any moment. Yeah, quarterly evaluations.
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Du bist ein Tuckus, wirklich. Ja, ein Tuckus.
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No, I said it for a reason because it's a dump.
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You're right. You're right. Mikey, do you have a headline for us?
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Yes. What is going on with Aaron Rodgers?
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But if you're trying to lure Aaron Rodgers, why would you trade away George Pickens? That would be a reason for Rodgers to want to go to Pittsburgh.
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Thank you, Fuentes. Chris Sims is going to join us. Billy's friend. Billy, I will tell you this in advance, and this is bad news for the audience. It was bad news for us when it happened. Billy makes an appearance during the Chris Sims interview, but Billy was not available when we had Chris Sims on.
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Ich glaube so, ja. Okay. Chiefs-Kirche.
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Das ist wahr. Ja, das ist wahr. Gott, ich vergesse das. I'll never let you forget it. I'll never let you forget that that's what you picked. I was doing a thing, Mikey. I was doing a thing.
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I feel like Tom, when this is going to be the first season, he falls below 500, unless they sign Aaron Rodgers.
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That's a good point. The Jets were 5-12 a season ago. But right now, the quarterback room for the Steelers, Will Howard, Mason Rudolph, Skyler Thompson... Billy, they're gonna go below 500. They're not trotting out Mason Rudolph and finishing 10 and 7. It's not happening.
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Yeah, you know. No, I don't.
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Maybe we'll go to the Philly parking lot, Billy. Maybe. Maybe. Or perhaps we'll sell it, you know, with Smirnoff and we'll go to a bar somewhere in Philadelphia and do the show there. Perhaps.
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Billy's gonna stick me and Mikey A in Delaware. Fuentes hat ein Headline hier. Go ahead, Fuentes.
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Yes. You know what? It's their fault for signing him to a $39 million contract.
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Well, how could you blame Gabe Davis?
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And now he's collecting $39 million and doesn't have to play football in Jacksonville. That's a good job by you.
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And what you get for being Maximum Gabe Davis is 40 million dollars.
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Exactly. Das war's für heute. Bis zum nächsten Mal.
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All right. I have a headline, guys. Oh, okay. Hey, here's a headline. Panthers releasing pass rusher. Jadavian Clowney. Oh.
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Er wird immer noch einen Job bekommen. Und er trotzt immer noch aus, wenn er jemandem sein Resümee schickt.
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I chose an odd moment to be honest with the audience. You are right. But I just wanted them to know because I feel like people look forward to that dynamic and you'll get a smattering of it.
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Glaubst du, dass er das in dem Moment gedacht hat? Das wird das Beste sein, was ich jemals sein werde. I have another headline, guys. Very exciting.
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Right. I would never, if my number was retired, I would never, I wouldn't give it to anyone. Okay. College or NFL.
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Yeah. Without a big check.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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You're listening to DraftKings Network. God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Stu Goss. Oh, we have arrived. We are tired. We're getting towards the end of the week. We have done 1,000 interviews.
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Oh, man.
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Birds. There's always a moment for Ray. He always woven a moment.
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We love you. Miami loves you. The Levitard family loves you. Thank you for doing this, man. We appreciate it. You are the coolest man alive.
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My man.
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Yeah, I'm glad I spent the last couple of days sitting right next to you.
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That's part of being cool, man. Yeah. Christian Fulton was with us. He's a quarterback for the L.A. Chargers. He's here promoting himself. He's here promoting the city of New Orleans. Did I say it right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Billy doesn't think I said it right. No, you've been saying New Orleans the entire week, and then all of a sudden you have a whole different pronunciation.
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Billy, when you talk to a guy who's from New Orleans, you've got to say it properly. Yeah. Right, Christian?
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New Orleans. New Orleans. What are you doing, man?
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You said you were glad that you had some time off before we came on air, and then I reminded you, you like to be playing this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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A lot of people. A lot of people. Wait, does Mikey want to run through it for us?
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Oh, doing it here, yeah. Oh, you won the Natty in New Orleans, right?
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Yeah, New Orleans. Good job.
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How was Jim Harbaugh as a coach?
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A little crazy. Listen, we know him a little bit. He's nuts. A little crazy.
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But, like, in the middle of it, you guys are kind of looking at each other. Like, how's he going to tie this one together? How's this one going to end?
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But he sticks the landing.
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So we asked Deuce McAllister this earlier, and I'm wondering, if I had to ask you, all right, for people who are coming in this week and people who come in in the future, the three things they need to do when they come to New Orleans, what are those three things?
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I nailed that one, by the way.
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I'm going to trust you because you're a hometown kid. That's why. You know, everyone likes to give their advice on food. No, I want to hear from a person who's lived here their entire life.
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Yes, it confused all of us.
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I want to ask him food questions. Go ahead, Billy.
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And you have a stye in your eye.
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Was that the greatest team you've ever been on? Yes. Yeah, it was. I mean, it's ridiculous, that team. Oh, my God.
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That you think are going to? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I imagine playing there helped you get ready for the NFL. The transition was easier because you were playing against NFL guys every day in practice.
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I think it's the best team in the history of college football, and that's saying a lot. Like, there are some great Canes teams, but this team, like, top to bottom, like, God, man.
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Those are good times for you, looking at you smiling. So many memories. Did you think Jaden Daniels would turn into – I know he transferred, but do you think Jaden Daniels would turn into what he's turned into?
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Oh, you take all the best players from LSU and get all the best players from another school.
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I mean, who else would beat Alabama, maybe?
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They have Joe Burrow and Jaden Davis. Well, I was going to say, who's your quarterback now? They can play Jaden at running back.
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Wait, so are we doing this all the time? You're taking Chase, you're taking Odell Beck. How are we doing this?
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Oh, my God, you have the greatest team ever.
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I think I agree with you. It's you, Alabama, maybe Georgia, I guess.
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They have Jalen Hurts. You guys have quarterback covered. I don't know. They don't have a quarterback.
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That's going to kill them. How are you feeling about the game this weekend?
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Now I'm thinking of Texas Tech as the best team only because of Patrick Mahomes. He lost five times a year in college. That's crazy. What, that he lost that much in college? It is. It's ridiculous. So we appreciate your time, man. You want to promote anything on the way out? I feel bad. How do people follow you?
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And we're going to have lunch later, so I'm looking forward to that, man.
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What's up, Joe? Come on over, Joe. Let's go. That's crazy. All right. You want to sit here, and we'll have Barrow come back.
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Listen, look at me. I love you, man. Love you, bro. Yeah, man. I love you, man. Thank you so much. I can't wait for lunch later, man. On the way out, why receiver that keeps you up at night?
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What the hell was Ray? What the hell was that breed talking about?
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No, I have a horse farm. Really? Yeah.
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I mean, that's a weird thing to make a mistake on, right?
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It wasn't that good. I have to be honest. No, it was pretty bad. You're just being nice. That's fine. What are you doing with Smirnoff?
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Right? No, that's what you have to do. I said that to Matthew Berry the other day. You have to take one of the backups in the event that one of the quarterbacks get hurt.
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You can still play, right? Yeah, of course I can play.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
If I give you a full year in the Chiefs offense, what are you doing? A full year? Yes. A full year? Yes.
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Yeah. Do you have a love for tennis that I'm not aware of? Well, I used to be – well, I'm really good friends with the Williams family.
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Well, I mean, most people do.
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That is one of the coolest things I've ever heard. It's like a Venus and Serena. No, seriously. I mean –
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Like Lake Fest. Why did it stop? I mean.
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Are you good at tennis? I mean, I'm okay. Right. I mean, you know, I'm okay.
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Okay. When you played Serena, how badly did she beat you?
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I don't care.
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Come on.
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Get out of here.
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Against everyone?
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Those were the rules. Those were the rules. We'll beat you lefty.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
So you're playing strong hand, they're playing weak hand, and when you played them, what was the result?
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I didn't expect this.
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Having a great time. But the NFL part you expected. You're saying after the NFL, right? Because you worked hard to get to the NFL. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I worked hard.
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Just letting life come to you after. Yeah, I worked hard to get to the NFL. I mean, I had goals. Right. You don't just stumble into that league, is what I'm saying. It comes with preparation and planning.
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Right. What's the thing you're doing now where you're the most surprised, like, I can't believe this is what I'm doing?
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I think so. Because Leventar thinks acting is easy.
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No, the coolest person on Radio Row. Oh, who have you met cooler than him? I've never. Well, I'm not certain. I'd have to think about that. But Ed Reed, he's certainly up there. Who is the coolest person ever? You. You. You without glasses.
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But I imagine that's the least confident you've been in yourself your entire life because you exude confidence, man. I mean.
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We'll get you out of here in a second here. We'll promote Smirnoff one more time on the way out. What are you thinking in terms of the game this week? I think it's going to be...
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Really? Yeah. A lot of people are starting to lean Eagles, man. It's crazy. Why do you think that? Saquon Barkley, they have the thing, right, that teams want. They have the ability to keep Patrick Mahomes off the field.
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What we've heard is they won back-to-back Super Bowls. I'm not doubting you. Look what they did against the Commanders.
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Thank you for lying to me. It's your insecurity, Billy. Billy, I do think you're cool. I do. Not as cool as Ed Reed, but I do. I do. Who is cooler than Ed Reed? Fonz? Oh, boy.
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Coach Epstein. Thank you so much, man. I hope the tailgate goes well. We appreciate it, man. You're a good man. I love you, man. Oh, not just the tailgate, man. I just taught you. I know. What is it? I don't know. The longest tailgate.
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The 60-foot tailgate.
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I was listening, man.
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I appreciate it. Love you, too, man. Love you.
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Yeah, I don't like it. Who are you talking about, Joey?
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Your son's like, wait a second. You guys thought that old man was me?
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Yeah, right. Yeah. So funny, man. What are you doing with GNC this week, Joey?
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Has anyone in our audience heard of Arthur Fonzarelli? He's giving me that look. It's got a thigh in his eye. Let's talk to Ed Reed. Ed, you're the coolest guy in here, man. I got to tell you. I'm serious. You are.
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It's getting close to none. Are we arriving at no more lifting? Oh, man. I'm little. Joey, I got to be honest. When you were playing, you were such a great player. I never thought to myself, post-career, you're going to be a coach. I don't know why I didn't think it. But how did you get into coaching? What made you decide that's the path you wanted to go down?
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Really? And it feels the same. Makes sense, yeah.
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It doesn't feel exactly the same. You're saying it just gets you to the – It does, though.
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And that's how you build trust.
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You have no freaking control of it at all. Yeah, but I'm surprised because, like, players always talk about they can't fill that void, and you filled it with coaching.
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Right. But what you can do is watch a ton of film, which I'm sure you do. Yes. Put your players and say, look, when you see this, we can expose that. Yes.
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Right. What are the keys to being cool, Ed Reed? Because you are the coolest mother bleeper in this place. I mean, you know, just treating people with respect, man.
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Amazing. When you saw TJ his first year, did you think he would turn into this or something close to this?
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Incredible. What's more gratifying for you, watching your son do it or doing it yourself?
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It's the best, right?
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I don't go over his house like that every day.
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He doesn't dare think he's better than you, right? He doesn't know how great of a football player you are.
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A better version of you.
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But you stopped lifting. I mean, that's – Yeah. But you stopped lifting.
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Joey, we really enjoyed this. That was great insight by you. Tell us one more time on the way out. GNC, what are you doing with him?
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Yeah. Yeah. We appreciate it, man. I'm glad you found something to fill the void. I'm glad because most players we speak to, they never find that thing.
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I appreciate it, man. You got it, man. Logan Ryan's with us, two-time Super Bowl champion. He's promoting himself. I love that. It's what everyone should be doing. You're on the radio. Exactly.
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Yeah, absolutely. Two-time Super Bowl champion. He knows a thing or two about winning Super Bowls. But when did you know you wanted to get into broadcasting? Is that something you always thought you were going to pursue?
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What did you do on the fan?
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Yeah.
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And then the Giants allow them to do the same thing, but the Patriots won a bunch of Super Bowls. The other teams did not. Yeah, look.
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You really could.
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That's interesting. Are you surprised that he's coaching in college?
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Logan, the thing that surprised me the most about that entire situation was the lack of interest from the NFL. That's what surprised me. He's the greatest coach ever.
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Right.
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28.
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Oh, 28-3, I'm sorry. What was said at halftime, and who said it?
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By the way, the greatness, the beard, the sunglasses, all of that contributes to the coolness. To the coolness.
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In a weird world, a weird game show where I say you have to give me the best Tom Brady story, and if you get me the best Tom Brady story, you will win $50 million. What would your Tom Brady story be?
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You didn't try out 4.30. No, no, no, no, no.
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Maybe you did beat him there.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Interesting. But you agree with Billy, though. Just parking your car in the parking lot but not actually being there is a heady play. Just think of optics that you're always there, right?
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He slept there. But Bill definitely slept there. What an amazing team. Yeah. Your body, you said it feels better because you're not playing football anymore. But what do you miss most about football? It's a locker room, right?
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I was making sure you won two Super Bowls. That's all I was doing there.
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You're going to be great at it, man. You are great at it. Oh, I appreciate it. Yeah, man. We appreciate the time. Enjoy your time down here in New Orleans, man.
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Have fun. All right, thank you. Awesome.
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You staying for the game, Puka?
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I don't want to be here. Do you not want to go to a Super Bowl?
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I mean, I want to play in one. Not until you play, right? Is that the deal? Oh, 100%. So you've never been to a Super Bowl, and you're not going to one until you play in one? Yeah. Okay. No chance. All right. What if that doesn't happen, I'm just saying? Jeez, what's wrong with you? Puka, listen.
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Puka, I love you, man. You know that. I'm two for two in the playoffs. I've been two years. We've only gone up. Why are you getting mad at me?
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I mean, last year we serenaded him with a song.
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That's not important.
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You're a star. Potentially. And then here you are this year, and you have multiple days.
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That school should be ashamed of themselves, okay? We have a top-tier education system over there at Long Island.
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What? Who's who this year? I mean, I got to tell you. What do you mean, who's who? I mean, this is a packed, stacked radio row. It's my kind of radio row.
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You guys were one of the hottest teams in the NFL towards the end of the season. You got banged up early. A bunch of guys got banged up early, but then you got healthy at the exact right time. I'm wondering, do you think in your mind, if we just could have stayed healthy 17 games, Maybe it's us playing this Sunday in New Orleans.
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Billy brought up Cooper Cupps. you get that it's just a business or do you personalize that at all? Like he might move on. He's a good friend of yours. I'm certain he's helped you along the way, but he might not be your teammate anymore. You just realize, Hey, it's a business.
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How many times on average do you text Matthew Stafford and tell him, listen, you're not retiring?
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Yeah, man. You've lived such a great life, a full life. You do what you want to do. But I'm guessing, because Jimmy tells us all the time, Jimmy Johnson, that his time at UM is still the best time of his career, of his life. I'm assuming UM was the best time of your career, right?
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He can't do this. That is so good, man. McVay's not going anywhere, right?
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The only thing I worry about, he's so good at the media game, like he is so good at it, that I could see maybe because those jobs pay a lot, like Monday Night Football and stuff, maybe, maybe he just decides, hey, the grind of coaching is too much for me. But you're saying no? No, he loves it too much.
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I do have a personalized ball. So you walk into, like, the local bowling alley with your own bowling bag?
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They let you do whatever you want? Kind of. A little bit. There you go. What's the proper amount of times to go to the hand blower per game, per bowling game?
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Randomness, right? The randomness of football, man. Football. Is there a cornerback that, like, if you have to play a guy the next day, is there a cornerback that kind of keeps you up at night because you're like, man, that guy, he's good?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
That is very weak. Wait, but if I line up against you, okay, I'm Jalen Ramsey, and I say, Puka, not today. No catches. Your response is? Oh, I might just sit there and smile. 13 receptions, 150 yards. I think a smile sometimes is the best form of trash talking. Like you're confident. You don't need to say anything. You've said enough with your smile. And now I'm going to go light you up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
That's how I like to do it. That is so good. Puka, in your wildest dreams, did you think like – I know you thought, okay, NFL, this is where I want to be. Did you think it would be this big this early in your wildest dreams? Like you would be this great this early at a game that is very difficult to play, my friend.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
If you've been a Hurricane... I know, but you played on legendary teams, too, in the NFL.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
You are. You're saying yes, you are tired of the Chiefs.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Wow. What is happening here, Billy? How many people have told us they'd rather see? A lot of people would rather see the Eagles win. I know, but is it just like, is it Chiefs fatigue? Is it like, what is that? Yeah. No one roots for Philadelphia. No, I know. That's why I'm like, it doesn't make any sense. You can't even figure it out. You're confused by it.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
It's okay. No, well, he's a nice guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
He really is. All right, tell us one more time about the bowling tournament.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Wild cherry Pepsi is the best Pepsi.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
It's better than the original. I've got to be honest with you. Puka, thank you, man. I hope the bowling tournament goes well. Continued success, and we appreciate your time, man. Thank you, you guys. Thank you. The great Reggie Bush is with us. What are you doing here, Super Bowl Radio Row? We have Chiefs and Eagles coming up on Sunday. Things are really picking up. It's getting busier down here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
What are you doing with Tostitos?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Of course. I mean, who doesn't love chips and dips? What's your Super Bowl spread look like? Let's see. If you're watching the game at home, you're in the living room, what's it look like for you?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Very nicely. Very nicely. Ask everything very nicely. Well, with your wife especially.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I love it. You're in Billy's wheelhouse. Delicious.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. Certain things belong together.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah. Ed Reed was sitting down with us earlier, and we brought up the... Who was the guest we had on before that from LSU, Billy? We had on Christian... I don't remember. Yeah, it's been a long day. But regardless, he said, and I'm sorry to put Billy in a bad spot there. He was saying that the LSU... Christian Fulton. Christian Fulton said, if you went all-time... Right? I took all the guys.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
LSU would have the best team as opposed to if you took the all-time grades from UM or USC. Then Ed Reed sat down and he laughed at him and said, are you kidding me? Justin Jefferson has never played against me. It's UM. I'm guessing you might think it's USC though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
McGahee was the third back. Yeah, he was the third running back.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Frank Gore, I think, was on that.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah. Yeah. Are you surprised Pete Carroll? Pete Carroll. Yeah. Is he a young 77? He's a young 77. Yes, he is. Almost annoyingly so.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
That's why I think it was a good hire. I know. Yeah. If the Raiders think they're getting an old man, they're not, right? Exactly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah, connect with the players.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
It's funny. We had Quincy Williams on. He said, I watched Aaron Glenn growing up. And so he's excited to play for Aaron Glenn.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
They know what I'm going through.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
All right, Reggie Bush is with us on behalf of Tostitos. Hey, man, thank you guys for having me, man. Hey, we appreciate you. Thank you, Reggie. All right, enjoy the rest of your week, man. Absolutely. Cameron Dicker is here. He's promoting himself.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I love that, man. Promote yourself. Go ahead.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I'm told you're also promoting your merch.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
We'll get to the Walter Payton, man. I want to get his message. And you're like, let's sell t-shirts. I want to make him some money. That's all I'm trying to do.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
You copyrighted it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I know. We'll see what happens. Okay, so Mr. G is still a friend. Yep. Okay. He deserves most of the credit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
That's what we need. Do you mind if we get Mr. G on at some point just to ask him questions? We need to figure it out. We need to figure it out. Okay, great. Are you having fun this week in New Orleans?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Right. So Greg Cody, a Miami Herald columnist, he said to us last week that winning Super Bowl MVP would mean more than the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award. It's blasphemous, okay? Do you agree with him? I do not agree. Okay. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, Super Bowl MVP would be nice.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yes. In terms of your personality.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Are you surprised that you have arrived where you've arrived? Like, is this... This is like dream come true type stuff, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Right. The most nervous you've ever been. Do you get nervous before kicks?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I'd be a nervous wreck if I walked out there. Yeah, of course. 80,000 people are there. Yeah, you only win if it goes through. I mean, teammates don't like you if it doesn't.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
You know what I mean?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah. Like ending the game on the road, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
At home, it's kind of like... More challenging, you know?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah. So when did you realize you were going to go, or had a chance at least, to get to the NFL? Because it's interesting, you never set out to get there, and here you are, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
That's incredible. Tell us something about Jim Harbaugh that we don't know. Like, do you know anything that you can share with the audience? I don't want to get you in trouble. He's your head coach. But like with Belichick, for years they would say, oh, he's sneaky funny. You just don't see it, you know?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Because he's such an open book.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Never. Never.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I don't think you'll ever meet another person in your life quite like Jim Horbaugh. No. It would be my guess. No. He is a very unique individual. Well, I mean, he's the craziest person I've ever met.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I saw him at Augusta. He was walking around with his kids. And, like, you want to say, oh, normal dad doing normal. No. He was crazy even doing that. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Listen, just between us, getting tired of the Chiefs, I mean... Oh, boy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
That a boy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
We need to start doing postseason awards.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
All right, man. One more time on the way out. We appreciate your time. Tell us what you're doing. Promote yourself, my man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
All right. We appreciate the time. Listen, if you don't win it, we're rooting for you. We want you to win it, but you got the billy. I know. I appreciate it. You have that in your back pocket. Let's go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Thank you, buddy. Thank you, guys. Enjoy the rest of your week, man. Appreciate it. Thank you. Good luck.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Oh, God. You're going to start right there, Billy?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
All right. Kyle Rudolph, it's Radio Row. It's Thursday. It's Eagles and Chiefs coming up on Sunday. You have to dig deep on Thursday. Everyone's tired. You've got to tell your body not today. Kyle Rudolph is with us here on behalf of Good Sports. And Billy has a very probing and pressing question, it seems. We'll get to what you're doing with Good Sports in a second. But let's go, Billy.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I just have a question for you. Kyle, were you a little nervous when he said, I actually have a question for you?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Not in his best interest.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Of course. Right. Yes.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Right.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
We're in a year. That's all you care.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Where were the Gullicks?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
How many first-rounders? So you have Burrow, you have Chase, you have – I mean, I'm certain there were probably four or five of these.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
So good.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah. The Gullocks should have a bar at Notre Dame, don't you think?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah. Let's get on that, Rudolph, me and you, okay? I'm in. The Gullocks would have to get on that. They're in. We'll give them naming rights, but 80-20 hour way, right? You good with that? I'm in. I'll take the 20. I'm good. Billy, I interviewed Kyle Rudolph. I interviewed Mike Gullock Jr. from Kyle Rudolph's bed once. Yeah. Yes. That's how close these two are. He slept over.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
He slept in Kyle's bed. Okay. And he joined the show from Kyle's bed.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
We'll be good. Tell us what you're doing. With Good Sports, because I have more questions about the Gullocks afterwards.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
When we've arrived at a place where sports are too expensive for kids to play, that's a bad place. It's an awful place. It's a ridiculous place, right?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
And I like the top here. Thank you. You want to give me one? I'll wear it the entire day for you. I think we can make that happen. I want you to ask for that. It's a nice one. Who asks someone to give you their shirt?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
No, but Kyle's a big golfer, and he knows this. You cannot have too many of these. It doesn't matter what the logo is. It doesn't matter what it says. It's a nice little quarter zip. You can't have too many quarters. Absolutely. Are you still doing the Beer Olympics?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Okay, sorry.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah, Beer Olympics is a strange name.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Gojo told me it was called the Beer Olympics. It's 100% the Beer Olympics. Okay, thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I love that you think you're the greatest at putting together a team of people who can drink beer the best. Absolutely.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Oh, that is so good. When you look at, we have obviously a big game coming up on Sunday, the biggest of games, Eagles and Chiefs. Do you view Travis Kelsey, when you look at him, do you see the greatest tight end of all time?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I mean, they still young. A lot of them are done playing, though. They never played against a defense like yours.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
So we'll get you out of here in just a second here, and we'll let you promote good sports one more time on the way out. But that's an interesting thought right there because people are talking about Travis and how much longer he'll keep doing this. You don't leave a quarterback like this. You'll tack on a couple extra years, right, for Patrick?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
No, but I'm thinking like two or three years from now. People think he's going to retire after this game. I'm like, no.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
But when you're catching 98 and winning and putting a ring on your finger every year, what's the point of leaving?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I'm out, so – All right, go check out the Gullicks here. He's going there next, but one more time on the way out. Tell us about Good Sports.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
You're a good man, Kyle Rudolph. We appreciate it. Thanks, Dugatz. I appreciate it. You got it, man. We have a legend here on the set, Joe Montana, one of the greatest quarterbacks, if not the greatest quarterback of all time. We will get to that in just a second. Tell us what you're doing with Pfizer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Billy, these were words that are difficult for me to pronounce and say. So Joe's like, hey, just throw it to me. Say Pfizer, I'll take care of the rest. Why? Because he's clutch. That's what he does.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
They would not. No, bro. I am totally good with Ed saying it's not them, it's us. And the argument's over for me. I don't think they'll look all these guys up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah, I can't say those words, Billy. Billy, here's the other thing. I think Joe Montana, and it's ridiculous that you're being left out of these conversations because everyone's talking about Mahomes, Brady, Mahomes, Brady. I grew up. I watched you. I know how great you are. You went to four Super Bowls. You won four Super Bowls, Joe. Like, those guys have all been to Super Bowls and lost.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
You know who hasn't? Joe Bleepin, Montana. How about that?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
You have that over that. But when you watch Patrick Mahomes play, as great as you were at the game of football, do you marvel the way we do at Patrick Mahomes?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Do you feel left out of that conversation, though?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
My homie. I forgot about the years you went to the Chiefs. You went to the AFC Championship game that first year, yeah.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Oh, Joe, what happened? You're still living with it.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
You wanted home field there.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Hey, now you got to be looking the LSU team up, man.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Too many quarterbacks, not enough years, you know?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yes, I know. And they're all great. They better hurry up. But it's kind of unfair. It's like when Jordan played, you knew there was a series of great players who were not going to win an NBA title. And that's kind of the deal right now with Mahomes and the other quarterbacks.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Joe, what do you think the 49ers should do with Brock Purdy?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah. You got to pay him. Joe Montana, do you know how much money you would make in today's NFL? Do you think about that? I mean, seriously.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Just the way it is, Joe. I know it is. You did pretty good for yourself.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
That ain't happening, man. Yeah, the other thing he said is if you took an all-time LSU team, that team would beat an all-time UM team. Why are we talking about this? Hold on a second. Before you get him killed, hold on a second.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah, so... I know you played basketball growing up. I think you're still a big basketball fan. What do you make of Jimmy Butler going to Golden State, your area?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah, Billy, why are you laughing?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
He's a Celtic fan?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Billy, you didn't know he's a big Golden State Warrior fan?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I know. No, he's not a Celtics fan. He's been down in Miami too long, so his entire life by too long. Joe, so one more time on the way out, tell us what you're doing with Pfizer, and we do appreciate the time. The greatest quarterback of all time. I said it there.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Tell your wife I don't care what she says respectfully. Those are great sneakers. Thank you. Thank you, Joe. We appreciate the time. And enjoy the rest of the week here. Thank you so much. You too. Legend Joe Montana. Nice little Old Spice shirt that is right there. Soft.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I'm going to ask for one. He's been asking everyone for whatever they're wearing. It's weird. Hey, Old Spice, can I get a shirt? I'm joking. I would wear it, yeah. Double XL. Double XL? They're not making XLs like they used to.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Trey Hendricks, he knows they're not making XLs like they used to, right? You know that.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
You having fun this week, man? Yeah. What have you been getting into?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Oh, we already did. Excuse me. We started. Yeah, we started. Yeah, so you're bored at the hotel. You're not doing anything.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
All right. What do you think of this? I think the winner of this game should have to play the Cincinnati Bengals.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Yeah. We'll get to the game here and all the festivities around it in just a second. But tell everyone what you're doing with Old Spice Total Body dry-free deodorant.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Give me someone who smells. Yeah, who's the smelliest person you've played against?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Oh, yeah.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
That's why you went to B.J. Hill. Right under the bus.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
How frustrating was it for you guys? Because you know how good you guys are when you have everyone, everything going the right way, everyone's healthy. And you finish so strong, right? But for Joe to have that kind of season and for you guys not to be able to capitalize in a big way on that kind of season, how frustrating was that for the entire team?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
He's a FIU guy.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Billy, you have to like Trey. He spent four years of college, the best four years, well, if it was four years of his life, in Boca Raton, and he doesn't leave the hotel on Super Bowl week. I mean, he's like you. I mean, listen, Trey, just keep doing what you're doing.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Is this what you want to look like at 50? Get out of here. Well, he plays football. I'm sorry. But you're too young for this. We can go bowling. I love that. It's Super Bowl week. You're going bowling? Super Bowl. Super Bowl. See? We're going to go Super Bowl. Trey gets it. What's a wild night out in the town for you, Drake?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
That's a little wild for me. Only if you guys are feeling wild. What's your favorite scary movie?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
You know what I mean?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
You're watching Harry Met Sally. But, no, it's good stuff. Oh, my God. No, it's not good stuff. I want you to go out and enjoy life, man. You're a superstar.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
What's wrong with him enjoying life this way? I guess you're right. What do you want him to be doing?
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I just want him to, like, go experience the city, have some food, a few drinks, maybe gamble a little bit, all that kind of stuff.
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Right.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Right, you're all business, man. Been there, done that. He's a pro bowler. Back to bowling. Back to bowling. Back to bowling. Who's the quarterback that you haven't sacked that you're dying to sack?
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I've hit him a lot. He's a centaur, that guy.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Who's the guy, since you've been in the NFL, that you did sack and you're like, I can't believe I got that guy. I'm so excited I got that guy.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
What was the biggest change from college to the NFL for you? People always say the speed of the game changes. Some guys say not so much, but I'm interested in what you thought was the biggest change once you went from college to the NFL.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Tell your wife. You'll never believe it. I love you, man. I went to New Orleans. Oh, there he is.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Get back here. Too wild. No, this is great. You say his name and he'll appear. How did that happen? It is unbelievable. While he is moseying his way up here on stage, who are some of the defensive linemen in the NFL that you admire, that you love to watch? Like Chris Jones is a menace to me.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Do you want to ask any questions here, Trey? Yeah. Listen, I don't want you to get out of your comfort zone. I know this is a lot for you. No, this is a lot.
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It's going to be fresh.
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I feel better now.
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I'm coachable. Very insincere. Do you have any questions for Trey? No, no.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Okay, because he's complaining about offensive linemen, guys on his team who don't smell very good.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Oh, my God.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Those fun-filled locker room days. Oh, my. It's incredible. Do you want to ask a question, Trey? Do you have anything more? Just because the voice is fantastic.
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Yeah, but I bet you referee Ed Reed, once he experienced being a referee, was probably lighter on the referees. They go through hell those guys.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
No, it's not a cool thing. I think you look good in the glasses.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I feel like we might be looking at him right now. This is fantastic. Oh, it's so good. Listen, it's Radio Row Super Bowl week. This is what it's all about. It's about this right now, what's going on here, and being asleep by 10 o'clock in your hotel room. Exactly. I love it.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Ah, slumber. You're welcome. All right, one more time. I love it.
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We're on it. Oh, you're the best. One more time. Tell us what you're doing with Old Spice, man. And enjoy the rest of your week. I know you. I think you might.
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Yes.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
All right, man. We appreciate you. You like that? Fresh, yes. I love fresh refs. Each game, that is.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
They have a responsibility. Exactly. To smell good. And to stay fresh with those calls. You're 100% right. Enjoy the rest of your week, man. We appreciate the time. Thank you. All right.
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Coolest f***ing guy in here. By the way, Justin Jefferson was on that team.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
What does he want? What does he want after that? What did they want after that? Oh, my God. Well, they haven't had time yet, though. Yeah, they had some time.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
Justin Jefferson is from my high school. Right. I know. Okay. Who went to my camp. You taught him everything.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
How many times did Ray Lewis give a pregame speech and you guys just looked around at each other and been like, what the hell is he talking about?
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Is it? I think it is.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I need to talk to you, dog. And Reed having a conversation with Vaughn Miller after I just asked him about his Super Bowl radio round. That's what it's all about. This is great.
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A horse farm. Hold on. Tell us about your horse farm. Come on. We left off at Ray Lewis pregame speech. Yeah, man.
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GBF- Super Week: Ed Reed, Puka, Dicker, Joe Montana, Trey Hendrickson
I know. I love that you do that. I don't care.
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That's Vernon Davis. I'm in the research.
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Who has chicken farms?
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Well, no. We were talking about Vrabel and making the point that he took Ryan Tannehill to the number one seed in the AFC. How do you feel about the Dolphins' chances of making it here? A lot needs to happen. I mean, Denver needs to lose. The Dolphins need to win. They need to beat the Jets. This is the kind of game the Jets normally win. But how do you feel about your chances here?
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I can't wait because... Chris Sims was bashing. I can't wait for Sims today because Sims was bashing Tua and Tua's effort and Tua's play in big games for the Dolphins saying he hasn't been very good. So this is going to be interesting to see what Sims has to say and what you have to say to Chris Sims about this. But how do you feel about your chances? I don't know.
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It all gets down to Kansas City. Is Kansas City like – To Mikey's point earlier, he just mentioned Carson Wentz. He actually did make a point. But try telling Carson Wentz this game doesn't mean anything.
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Billy, I got a sneaky feeling the Dolphins are going to get in. I do.
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I could see both of you joking in this game, man. What happened to him?
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Right, I'm with Mikey on this. Cincinnati beats Pittsburgh on Saturday, and then at 1 o'clock, I believe that's a 1 o'clock kick, right? Kansas City and Denver?
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What was I thinking, by the way? That would be... 10 a.m. in Denver, I think. But I do think Kansas City is going to win that game. And I think the Dolphins are going to beat the Jets because the Jets have no interest in winning that game. And Aaron Rodgers had no interest in playing football. So how about that?
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How much time do you think? I mean, I'm tired of him assessing.
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I don't care. Take all the time you want. Just don't come back to our team. He's cut by Friday.
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The Louis Riddick, huh? Yeah, we'll see. Sweet Lou. I mean, I love that Mike Tannenbaum is going to hire all the guys at ESPN to run the New York Jets. This is amazing.
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Is that what you have Greeny doing? People... I'm sending Greeny a text about getting Breezall on. Yeah.
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That's true. Does Herm Edwards have a position? I mean... Yeah, Herm will do something. Somebody's going to coach the defensive backs. He's a former Jets coach, so he'll have a position. All the former Jets coaches work for ESPN.
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The only thing I'll say, the only guy who embraced being the Jets head coach and really loved, truly loved it and made the fans feel like he was in the fight with them is Rex Ryan.
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See, Billy thinks it's easy to send a hey, big dog text until you actually fire it up and it's sitting there and you have to hit send and then you don't know what to hit send.
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Mikasa Tsukasa. I can't wait to record with you next week. And Golik is sleeping on that couch behind me.
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They'll be calling him Grandpa by the end of the week.
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You'll have your kids written into the will.
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It is time for this week's edition of Steal Your Gouts presented by DraftKings Sportsbook. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. We'll pick the final four in college football next week. NFL Week 18, final week of the regular season, 6-1 a week ago, 78-43-2 on the season. Holy s***.
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Tricky week, but here we go. Bengals minus 2 at the Steelers on Saturday. I'm taking Cincinnati here. They win. They cover. They leave themselves a shot to make it to the playoffs. We'll see what happens. The Bengals win and cover. The Bengals by 8 points on the road over Pittsburgh. The Packers minus 10. They're taking on the Bears. Buy it down to 9.5. Take Green Bay. They win by 17 points.
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The Packers cover. The Commanders minus 5 at Dallas. Commanders win and cover on the road. Commanders by 10 points over the Cowboys. Bucs minus 13.5. They're taking on the Saints. They're at home. They win. They're in. Baker Mayfield, I'm taking that guy. Buy it down to 13. The Bucs win and they cover. The Bucs by 21 points over the Saints. The Chiefs plus 10.5. They're at Denver.
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Denver needs to win to get in. They're going to win. They're just not going to cover. Don't tell Carson Wentz this game doesn't mean anything. How about that? I don't know what it means. Well, I do know what it means. It means the Chiefs cover. Broncos win. They go to the playoffs. Broncos by four points. The Chiefs get the cover, plus ten and a half. Chargers, minus four and a half on the road.
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They're taking on the Raiders. Buy it down to four. The Chargers win, and they cover the Chargers by ten points on the road. Big game, Sunday night, Vikings, Lions, winner, one seed, loser, likely facing Baker Mayfield. Jesus Christ, this game is for everything. I can't believe it. The Lions are three-point favorites. We have doubted the Minnesota Vikings the entire season. I doubt them no more.
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How about that? You know what the D in Darnold stands for? Doubt them no more. Vikings, they're plus two and a half, buy it up to three. They're going to win the game outright. They're going to be the one seed. The Vikings win by four points over the Lions. Those are the picks, everyone. Good luck. I want to tell you a story. I'm serious here.
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My wife and my two daughters, they begged me to buy a Peloton. So I bought a Peloton. And then I watched that Peloton sit in my office and stare at me. So you know what I did one day? I looked at it. And so I decided to get off my ass and I jumped on the Peloton because no one else was using it and I paid for it. I mean, so why not? Then I realized eventually that they bought it for me.
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And I got to tell you, way more challenging than I could have ever imagined. Peloton coaches are walking the walk. I love the coaches. I do the Grateful Dead one. It's fantastic. They have a sub three hour marathon runner, military trained athlete, a former college basketball player, and so many other well-rounded coaches on their team.
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All this experience really shows in their classes, which are never short of challenging, especially for me. So I jumped on it that first time. It was challenging, more challenging than I thought. Then I wanted to beat the bike. And so I kept jumping on it. And I absolutely love it. I mean, I'm the only one who uses it. But again, they got it for me. I mean, I had no idea.
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Excuse me, sir. We're trying to get you out of your dinner plans, man.
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I don't hear everyone making an uproar about that one today. I mean, I know exactly right.
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God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Stugatz. They lost to Northern Illinois. I mean... They did. Northern Illinois lost to Ball State. Ball State might be the worst team in all of college football. I mean, it's unbelievable.
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I thought if Oregon came back, but Ohio State still won the game, they were going to fire Ryan Day afterwards. Seriously, seriously. Right.
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So you're going to the, so you're going to the cotton bowl. That's it.
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She likes to blow through your money. So you're rooting for Texas? Nothing tells me you'll be fine paying slightly more than what you were going to pay had she booked it the day before. You'll be fine, Chris.
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Put us there as your kicker in regulation is trying to win the game and he hits the upright. Are you cursing him out? What are you doing there?
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Chris, I feel like they should start at the Elite Eight. There's no need for more than eight playoff teams. Like – They needed that. The committee needed that game to be close yesterday. They got a close game. Arizona State is a deserving team that probably would have been left out of a 14 playoff. So I feel like eight teams is the right amount of teams.
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All right. Billy, you were shocked that Chris has never taken his kids to a Texas game.
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Did you make it up till midnight on New Year's or what happened?
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Right. You have some friends over or how that kept the low key.
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Since we're trying to get Billy out of dinner plans tonight, what's your go-to excuse when you want to get out of dinner plans? Work, right?
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Right. Just kick the can down the road. That's all.
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But that's that's the exact kind of kid or person you want to be the CEO of your franchise. He is grounded. He is confident off the field, on the field. He seems like a guy who's never going to do the wrong thing, say the wrong thing. He's that kind of guy. He's that guy, Chris.
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What has been your assessment of Michael Penix through two games?
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yeah rust all four teams lost in the rest versus rust debate rust has there been one good game so far in the college football playoff so there were five deserving teams five yeah it was one very good game one very good one legendary classic game very good greatest game in ncaa tournament history all right now we're getting way ahead of ourselves
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Wait, so I kill you're the coach who said you're not playing. And he said, you want playing?
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Chris, this is so tricky for the Chiefs because I've seen teams and coaches do it. I've seen Bill Parcells with your dad play his starters when they've already clinched home field throughout the playoffs. So is Andy Reid doing the right thing here?
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I will say if you have the ability to keep Joe Burrow out of the playoffs, you should probably take that opportunity.
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But, Billy, there was one of the eight games played, one of them was good. You have a team, one SEC team in the Final Four. One SEC team. That team was playing in the Big 12 a couple of years ago. I mean, enough with college football.
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Chris, the only difference is that's the one matchup they play in with a quarterback. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but the quarterback thinks he's the better quarterback on the field.
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I'm already feeling bad for Lamar Jackson, Chris, because the rap on him is do it in the postseason. He's won the MVP multiple times. He might win it again this year. But if it holds, if the seeding holds right now, Lamar Jackson is going to have to beat Josh Allen in Buffalo. And then if he does that, he's likely going to have to beat Mahomes in Kansas City.
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No, I'm just saying for all the SEC zealots who think their conference is the greatest conference, guess what? It's not. Oh. It's not. It's a big time. Geez. Wow. For now. I mean, you have two big times at independent and an SEC school.
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Billy, did you just put the Dolphins in the playoffs? Is that what I heard there? You never know. You know what Sims had to say about Tua in big games last week?
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Pro management guy. Wait, so what happens here? What happens with Sam Darnold? I keep telling you the Vikings are going to have a tough time walking away from Sam Darnold. So if Sam Darnold... What kind of money is Darnold looking at next year, Chris?
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Well, let's let's let's delve into that, because who's the lesser of the two evils with Penn State and Notre Dame?
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Are we going to be witnessing Aaron's final game in the NFL this weekend?
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This is an interesting one to me. Saquon Barkley has a chance to break the single season rushing record. The Eagles are not going to play him. They're playing the Giants. Are they doing right by Saquon Barkley? Barkley said he's at peace with it. I'm not certain that he is. Are the Eagles doing right by Saquon Barkley?
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Okay, so if Sirianni loses in the first round, is he getting fired? Because there's a good chance he might. I mean, Chris, they're going to have a tough matchup.
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They lost to Northern Illinois. Yeah. Yeah.
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I mean, Chris, we're talking about Green Bay or Washington. I mean, the NFC's a gauntlet, man.
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i mean we always have that yeah but the sign then means something and then the whole golden dome and all that nonsense but they have to win it all right they have to win it all for that to mean something yeah yeah yeah you could play like a runner-up today exactly they've done that today i think we should set an impossible standard for that sign to mean something again like they not only have to win the championship but they got to win it by like 24 points back to back
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Well, pie chart it for us, okay? Brady, Belichick, cheating, Chris Sims. Pie chart it for us. Yeah, where are you on the cheating scale? How much did you help them?
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What an interrogation that is going on right now. I'm just saying.
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We're always asking whenever we go out to Arizona, and we've been there a couple of times since we started God Bless Football, if we could stay at the Golik's house. I think you should have Golik stay at your house. I'm assuming he's coming down for the Orange Bowl, Penn State, Notre Dame on Thursday. I think this next week on God Bless Football, you need to. Are you looking for a gold jersey?
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Chris, when you woke up this morning, okay? And you should be, by the way. I don't know what Billy's doing. But when you woke up this morning and you said, hey, I got my show to do. I'm going to go on Dan Patrick. Yeah, name drop. Did you think at all, DP, right? Did you think at all someone's going to interrogate me about the fleet?
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But, Chris, there is nothing more fun than playing on, like, a six-foot or seven-foot hoop. I mean, you feel like Akeem Elijah. You feel like Ewing. Yeah.
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pft with mike florio every day on peacock the unbuttoned podcast football night in america lions and vikings coming up on sunday night final question before uh before we get you out of here uh because mikey is right there aren't a ton of games with a ton of consequences but seating is still up for grabs and i am wondering here who would you rather face okay would you rather face the rams or tampa they're both scary
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I asked that question because the consolation prize for the team that loses Sunday night is going to Tampa to play Baker.
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Right. Chris, I'm just saying like Washington, the Lions or Vikings, whoever loses has had a great season, might be the second best team in the NFC. And yet Washington, in my opinion, I'd rather play the Bucs. I'd rather play the Rams at home than the Bucs. I don't want anything to do with Baker Mayfield. Like Washington to me has a better matchup than a team that has three losses this season.
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All right. PFT with Mike Florio on podcast, the Unbuttoned podcast as well. On Peacock, excuse me. The Unbuttoned podcast as well. Football Night in America, Sunday Night Football, Lions and Vikings. Apologies for the interrogation, man. Yeah, sorry.
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I don't want to get, you know, I want you to invite him one time and see if he shows up. Go ahead. Invite.
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GBF- Mi Casa, Su Casa
You reach out to Sark after the game, a couple of sideline passes. What happened?
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He's got to call Sark, Billy. See you, guys.
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If Mike stays at your house, Mike's assuming he's taking your bed.
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Gojo would sleep on that thing. That's the problem. Gojo will do it. Gojo will do it. You don't want that. He'll never leave. I'll tell you this.
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Who are you rooting for? Who am I rooting for?
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I'm always rooting for the Gullicks, man. I'm rooting for the Gullicks. Guys, we don't know anyone affiliated with Penn State. What do we care? I want the Gullicks to be happy. No, we don't.
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Yeah, but I want them to be happy. I'll still have the Penn State jokes, though. The James Franklin jokes.
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Come on, guys. We're not going to root for Notre Dame. We love Smetty and we love the Gullicks.
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yes now who would okay so max funny would be them losing to to ryan day right like that's um i guess
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We'll see how happy he is about Texas. No, I know, but I'm with Mikey A on this. I think a national championship with Notre Dame winning it means more to the Gullicks than if Texas wins a national championship. Okay, hold on a second. You'd hate for Sims to get smug, huh? Wait a second. Billy, I want Gullicks versus Sims. No, I do want this now.
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Wow. I think if he wins a national championship, I'll be at Notre Dame for the next three decades. Oh yeah. No, he doesn't. Yeah, exactly. Right. Wait, hold on. Is there a Keith Mitchell on Notre Dame? What name did he say?
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By the way, our thoughts and prayers, and we should have started here, go out to all the families that were impacted by the tragic events that took place New Year's morning in New Orleans. And so we had the game delayed yesterday. Notre Dame beat Penn. Notre Dame won that game. They'll advance to the semifinals to take on Penn State. You have Texas, Ohio State.
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But our thoughts and prayers do go out to all the families. And it's hard to transition out of that, but I'll try. The NFL, guys, we have a big weekend as well. And Stu, you got picks. Those picks are coming up. I'm on fire. I've had a great year. They're coming up. Chris Sims is going to join us as well. What do you have, Billy?
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Stu Gatz, you interviewed Louis Riddick for your GM opening, reportedly. How do you feel about that? It's an odd thing that Louis Riddick's name comes up every single year for some sort of GM. I just... He never gets the job. I'm not saying he wouldn't be good at it. He just never gets the job.
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Hold on a second, because I think one of the jobs that he definitely coveted was Ohio State. But there's no way Ohio State is getting rid of Ryan Day after what he did to Oregon. There's no it's not happening. We'll see. It's early. Billy, you think Ryan Day could be fired if they lose to Texas? No. Early. What do you mean? It's early.
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Did he do enough in Tennessee to override whatever lack of success he has?
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You know, the Patriots have it out. The Patriots have a quarterback, Billy. They also have the number one pick in the draft. They'll probably get Travis Hunter if they want him. We'll see. I mean, I would love to have Rabel. I would. That would be great. So listen, this is a guy who took Ryan Tannehill as Mikey just pointed. Ryan Tannehill. Yeah. Who will one seed in the AFC.
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And I believe they went to two AFC championship games. I could be. I know they went to one. And perhaps they went to a second. If you could take Ryan Tannehill to a one seed in an AFC championship game, you're a good coach.
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Hour 2: Mark Messier Hates Greg Cote
Why are you begging him to come back?
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Hour 2: Mark Messier Hates Greg Cote
The last three minutes of that game were terrifying and exhilarating all at once. When you talk about relief, I think it was because 3-0, all of a sudden, three straight losses. The way it played out. And everybody's mentioning 1942, and this is what's facing you all of a sudden. And you not only raised the Stanley Cup, but at the same time, you avoid eternal infamy.
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Hour 2: Mark Messier Hates Greg Cote
Because you're right, the Panthers would have been completely mocked as the epitome of choking, of can't win it all, of losing in front of your home fans. That's why I wrote that this was the most extreme possible championship match that I've ever experienced.
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Hour 2: Mark Messier Hates Greg Cote
I did feel mildly exonerated if I'm being honest because you know there was a lot of heat on me for having what people called a ridiculous opinion and on some level I'm certain it was but I made pretty clear that what I meant was this guy
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Hour 2: Mark Messier Hates Greg Cote
Will Manso of TV and, you know, Roy and Dwork. Of TV. TV's Will Manso.
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Hour 2: Mark Messier Hates Greg Cote
No, I know all the stations, but there's too many. He's not here to take a quiz. Exactly. Thank you, Billy. He won a cup. Literally, literally too many people I didn't know came up to me.
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Hour 2: Mark Messier Hates Greg Cote
How many? Give me a number. 25 or 30. All right. So you are a conquering hero.
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Hour 2: Mark Messier Hates Greg Cote
And not to Steve Levy and not to some media, but to my media. To your media. To my immediate media.
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Hour 2: Mark Messier Hates Greg Cote
Okay, get in line, Mark. Yes.
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Hour 2: Mark Messier Hates Greg Cote
Steve, this is a parochial opinion, but I find the Panthers to be a particularly likable team, and I'm wondering if you agree. And mostly, describe Paul Maurice to someone who's never met him or talked to him, because I think he's a breath of fresh air.
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Hour 2: Mark Messier Hates Greg Cote
Ron, I have two quick questions. Number one, what land animal is most likely and capable of eating the Stanley Cup?
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Hour 2: Mark Messier Hates Greg Cote
What if you put the scent of meat all over the Stanley Cup?
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Hour 2: Mark Messier Hates Greg Cote
Okay, thank God for that. Now, here's my other question. I just read 3.5 billion birds in America every year die from flying into panes of glass. Yes. Is that a survival of the fittest thing where we say, ah, birds are dumb? Or is there something that should be done to save birds?
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Hour 2: Mark Messier Hates Greg Cote
Go get some, Roy. Roy, any chance?
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
I was thinking, in all sports, that has to be the greatest job title. Keeper of the Cup. What a great job title.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
We're new to hockey down here. But anyway, Dan, imagine if someone says to you, hey, what do you do for a living? And you pull out a business card and it says keeper of the cup. It's pretty good.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
But how many Gabe 7 opportunities are you going to get? Nobody said he couldn't afford it. I understand that.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
But it was game seven.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
No, but when you feel like you're going to puke and you see someone else puked in, then your feeling for puking, it goes away. I'm telling you, that's how it works.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
That's a terrible job by you guys. You should be ashamed of yourselves, all of you. You would have been embarrassed.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
You're right about game seven.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
Was he really? Yes. He was in attendance. So you're saying there's not a lot of Daves in Russia.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
In fairness to Ryan Clark, Dave is a very popular name in Russia. David.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
Kachuk has the cup on a golf cart right now. He's driving around Fort Lauderdale.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
Are we talking hundreds, thousands? Compare it to the people at the Coney Parade. Dozens. Dozens. It's not going to be hundreds. No, no. It was in the hundreds.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
They're doing it on a weekend. At least that's what I'm being told. That's what's being reported right now. Like, I don't like that on a Sunday. Like, don't give me a parade on a Saturday or Sunday. Thursday, Wednesday, Friday.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
That's the way you gotta do it. They want their Saturdays to themselves.
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Local Hour: America Was Built On McDonald's Breakfast
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Local Hour: America Was Built On McDonald's Breakfast
Oh, God damn. I mean, that's where. I didn't have an answer. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz.
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Local Hour: America Was Built On McDonald's Breakfast
Happy birthday to her. I don't care.
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Good luck.
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Local Hour: America Was Built On McDonald's Breakfast
In your mind, what are some of the ways this team needs to get better in order to get back and get another flag?
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Local Hour: America Was Built On McDonald's Breakfast
It's time for... It's time for a new game. Don't look now. It's presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. This dude owes us money.
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
It's like basically his brand. I just give away a ton of money all the time. Get him on the show.
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
Exciting. Okay, so, Billy, what blind ranking is, basically, is I give you 10 of the best players at a position. Well, not the best. I guess the best. But 10 of the best players at any given position, and you will blind rank them. Justin Fields. And you will blind rank them as they come out, but you don't know what's coming next.
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I've seen this on the TikTok. Yes, exactly.
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
Mikey A, we all know, is a big Justin Fields fan. Luckily for him, last week, It landed at number one on Mikey A's personal blind rankings of quarterbacks. Congratulations, Mikey. Congratulations, Justin Fields. Congratulations, New York Jets.
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Yes, he was. He beat out Jared Goff, Jaden Daniels, and Josh Allen.
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
They said, blind rankings? Again? We're in. Okay, so as it says, I will say a wide receiver. You will all rank the same receiver on your own preference.
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We're getting 10. It is already printed out. There will be no shenanigans. I will not be switching them up on you. These 10 are already printed out.
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
All right, let's go. First wide receiver is the Philadelphia Eagles, A.J. Brown. A.J. Brown. Where do you rank A.J. Brown? We'll go to Stugatz first.
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We'll see what happens. Okay, number two. Los Angeles Rams, Puka Nakua.
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Nico Collins. Houston, Texas. Nico Collins.
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Well, you think they are based right now, May 2nd, Friday of 2025.
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Puka at nine from Mikey A is crazy to me. Crazy.
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Number four. New England Patriots new wide receiver, Stefan Diggs. Ten. Ten.
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That's fine. That's why I'm leaving room, Billy. These are only wide receiver ones. Okay. You didn't specify that.
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You would have figured it out. Number five.
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Um, yes, we're only like, we're only getting brown.
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Number five, Malik neighbors. Who do you have? Malik neighbors. I'm with Billy on this.
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Number six on this list. Yes. The to be ranked. Newly drafted Packers wide receiver Matthew Golden.
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Right now, Mikey has Matt Golden above Malik Navers, Puka Nakua, and Stephon Diggs.
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I'm only upset about two of those. Mikey, you're bad at this game. I got to say.
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I know what this guy is up to right now. He's the best receiver in the league right now. I put him at one. Marvin Harrison Jr. Four. Six. Nine.
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You might not think after this one, but it's not bad. The last guy on our list is Ladd McConkie.
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
You suck because the game went exactly how you predicted it to go. Exactly how it should. You suck.
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
Because it's 32 guys. If I told you to write one through 32, then you'd know Justin Jefferson's coming. No, they're randomly on a list. That's what I said in the beginning. I put all 32 players on a list, and then I randomized it. I took the top 10. Those are the guys you ranked.
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
If I tell you, hey, we're going to rank 32 wide receivers, obviously you're going to leave a spot for Justin Jefferson. That's why you can only do the top 10.
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
You know that Justin Jefferson's in the league. Do you want to go through our lists or no? Yes. I will go through the list. Stu, number one, Jamar Chase. Yes. Great pick. Yes. Number two, Ladd McConkie. Awful. He's not bad. Yeah, but he's not number two. He's not.
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Number three, Stu Gatzak, A.J. Brown. Number four, Pooka Nakua. Number five, Nico Collins. Number six, Malik Neighbors. Number seven, DJ Moore. Number eight, Stefan Diggs. A little high in my opinion. Number nine, Marvin Harrison Jr. And number ten, Matthew Golden.
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
I had him right here. At seven. He was always going to be the seventh guy. Matthew Golden. You guys actually all had the same one and two. It's only after three because then Billy had Puka, Marvin Harrison, Malik Neighbors, AJ, Nico, DJ Moore, Matthew Golden, and Stemfod Diggs at 10, which is probably where he belongs at this point in his career.
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Yeah, not even close. Thank you for all this information that nobody asked for, Billy. Mike, Chase, Ladd, DJ Moore, AJ Brown, Nico, Harrison, Matthew Golden, Malik Neighbors, Puka Nakua at 9 is insane, and Stefan Diggs at 10. Yeah. That's your blind ranking. Brought to you by Smirnoff.
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
All these guys are number ones. Ladd McConkie, DJ Moore, Nico Harrison.
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
Matthew Golden hasn't taken one snap. Exactly right. Come on, get out of here. Set up a game. Set it up properly. He will be the number one receiver on that team. He'll be like the fourth wide receiver. Romeo Dubes. Dubes. Romeo Dubes. Two targets a game.
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
Which one of you guys just said? They just said the whole team is a team of number three receivers. Who said that?
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Yes, you'll never hear the end of it. I'll move them up to one. And then I'll be texting you all the stat line of Romeo dudes. Two touchdowns, two catches, two touchdowns, six yards.
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GBF - A Bone to Pick
I'm going to go with the Carolina Panthers. Titans.
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Right there. Whoa. Hold on. We're going to pick it up. We're only going to have four minutes for the last segment. Oh, wow. That was it?
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six four yeah so it's i don't you're thinking yes it's not i don't think that it's golden because he's not six four no it's not good but he is the number one receiver according to mike point according to mike fuentes yes he beat out reed for the number one time it's crazy um i might want to say carolina panthers again mikey because i know xavier laguette is not sure i don't know his exact height but i know ten mcmillan is six four who's the other jacksonville receiver
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Sanders. Yeah, I'm going to say Sanders is starting by week eight. Yeah. It's Kenny Pickett. You guys are wrong.
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Because he's just a throw-in pick. He's automatically a third-string guy. Everybody knows him.
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I have a question for all you guys. Oh, okay. I'm the only one without child in this show. You get a phone call. Yes. Your child did something, and now you owe $100,000. What are you doing? Yeah, I mean...
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That's what happened to the defense coordinator for the Falcons. His son made a phone call, thought it was funny. Now you owe $100,000.
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But he's got to be on the back end. He's got to be close to the end. He's 21.
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If it was for me, listen, buddy, get ready to learn personal loan because I ain't paying that. You're paying it.
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I mean, seriously, you're going to be doing 300,000 car washes.