Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, Jessica, and Lucy. Our fearless leader wants to know where to start today's show, but there's only one place to begin today: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAN! Josh Allen may be the best QB Chris Cote has ever seen, Tyreek Hill may be washed, and Myles Garrett may have lost an eye ball. Then, Dan names Jessica the new "Commissioner of When The Season Is Over" for specific teams across the NFL. Plus, Drew Lock had a Thanksgiving, RedZone is no longer commercial free, Super Bowl LIX, and Lucy is sick of Billy and Stugotz complaining about being tired. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What birthday surprise does Dan receive?
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
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Stop the term for that. Sticked? What is the verb?
I would just say like getting your lips done. Putting lipstick on. Painted is, that's a new one.
I've never heard that. Can you guys tell me how you would start the show if you were me? I don't know where to start.
Ich würde mit Josh Allen anfangen, der beste Verteidiger, den ich je gesehen habe. Oh mein Gott, er ist so gut.
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Chapter 2: Why is Josh Allen considered the best quarterback?
He did have one. 66% completion. Put it on the poll.
That's a Thanksgiving. Let's not pretend Drew Locke didn't have a Thanksgiving.
Zero touchdowns, one interception. That rushing touchdown though.
Jessica, I would be understanding if a Steeler fan came to me today and said, one game on the road, those are tough, we are still as good as Philadelphia. But that game right there is why I think Pittsburgh is not a real thing.
Das ist gut, aber auch George Pickens war raus. Sie hatten auch ein paar große Verletzungen auf der Defense. Ich denke, die Sache mit den Steelers ist, dass sie wahrscheinlich nicht so gut sind wie die Bills. Sie haben die Raven gewonnen, also kann man sagen, dass sie mit den Raven kämpfen können und sie wieder gewinnen, was sie am Sonntag spielen werden. Yeah, they have games like that.
That was like the most quintessential Pittsburgh Steelers road game where they were pretty flat in the first quarter. Then they started playing really well, had a chance to tie it late. Najee Harris fumbles it. They had two possessions in the second half of that game. That fumble was the game in the red zone. And that was it.
They weren't able to score and Philadelphia took a lead and then just ran out the clock.
That fumble was the game. They're down 17-10 and yeah, it's just a routine pitch and the game falls apart for them right there.
But this is sort of the problem with the Steelers going to the trade deadline was they need another wide receiver. They got Mike Williams. He hasn't played a lot for them.
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Chapter 5: How does Lucy feel about Billy and Stugotz's complaints?
How does one be good at a birthday? Because you got older, so I feel like you checked the one box.
You understand why? Are you all good at birthdays? You all walk right into your birthdays and are just like, shower me?
I don't think there's a way to be good at birthdays. I think it's your birthday, you can cry if you want to.
Just by showing up. You're not dead. I mean, that's it. Happy birthday to you, man. You're not dead.
You're not dead.
You're not dead.
Ein wundervoller, mordvoller, dunkler Humor. Nicht noch, ich bin es nicht. Du hast mich noch nicht getötet, indem du das singst, anstatt Happy Birthday, wie du es sollten hast. War da etwas geplant für mich? Weil ich hier ein bisschen spät war, und ich habe es durchgegangen und ich habe Louis durchgezogen, Happy Birthday. Und ich dachte, vielleicht habe ich verpasst, was es sein sollte.
Was würdest du planen für dich, Boss? Wir haben es gerade gemacht.
Billy, you cannot just storm in here after God bless football when Tyreek Hill is washed under your breath. He didn't say that.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of the TikTok ban?
Ja.
Und manchmal verpasst er einen weit öffnenden Mann und du denkst dir, oh der Arm ist zu groß und du denkst dir, ich bin es jetzt gewohnt. Jedes verdammte Schuss ist so surgisch präzise, dass manchmal Joshs Arm zu groß ist und er einfach nach rechts rutscht, es 40 Meter im Feld zu einem weit öffnenden, engen Ende schießt und oh, er hätte es vielleicht ein Meter zu weit geschossen.
Es wird einen einhändigen Schuss benötigen. Because they're playing a different sport than everyone else is playing. And their defensive line wrecked an offensive line that I did not think could be wrecked like that. And Detroit scored 42 anyway.
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